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>> PREVIOUSLY ON "NIP/TUCK"...

SHE GAVE IT TO THE CHURCH.

>> HERE'S A FEW HUNDRED BUCKS TO

TIDE YOU OVER.

>> YOU NEED SOME MONEY?

LET ME HELP YOU OUT.

I'LL MAKE IT OUT TO "CASH."

>> I GOT, UH, $300 WORTH,

COURTESY OF MY TWO DADS.

>> DO YOU WANT STRAIGHT SEX, OR

DO YOU WANT ANAL?

>> YOU ARE NOT SCREWING HIM FOR

MONEY!

>> I WANT BACK IN THE BUSINESS.

>> YOU KNOW, JUST A FEW CHOICE

TITLES, NOTHING TOO RAUNCHY.

>> YOU NEED TO KICK THE METH,

HON.

IT'S VERY, VERY BAD FOR MY

COMPANY'S IMAGE.

>> SO IS THIS IT?

YOU'RE MOVING OUT?

>> IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

>> I WANT TO BE WITH YOU, BUT

FIRST YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT

WHO YOU ARE IS NOTHING TO BE

ASHAMED OF. IT TAKES A STRONG

INDIVIDUAL TO BE GAY IN THIS

WORLD, JULIA.

>> YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO'S

EVEN PRETENDED TO BE NICE TO ME.

WILL YOU STAY WITH ME, JUST FOR

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?

>> * YEAH

UH-HUH

YEAH

I GOT TO ASK HIM

'CAUSE IF I DON'T

I DON'T KNOW

LET'S GO

WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT ME?

WHAT YOU, WHAT YOU KNOW

ABOUT ME?

WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT ME?

WHAT YOU, WHAT YOU KNOW?

THEY SAY MY LIP GLOSS IS POPPI''

MY LIP GLOSS IS COOL

ALL THE BOYS KEEP JOCKIN'

THEY CHASE ME AFTER SCHOOL *

>> THIS IS SO WRONG.

[CHUCKLING]

>> THAT WAS INEVITABLE.

[SIGH]

IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF TIME

BEFORE I GOT THAT STICK OUT OF

YOUR ASS. HMM.

MMM.

DO YOU HAVE A HAIR DRYER?

>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

>> OUT. D.J. SEVENTH SON IS

PLAYING AT THE WHISKEY TONIGHT.

>> WELL, WAIT. I'LL COME WITH

YOU.

>> HEH!

>> DON'T YOU WANT ME TO?

>> UM, WE'RE DONE HERE. THIS WAS

A "GET IT OUT OF OUR SYSTEM"

SCREW. DON'T FEEL BAD. AFTER-SEX

CLINGINESS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME,

ESPECIALLY WITH OLDER GUYS.

>> ARE YOU SAYING THERE'S NO

CHEMISTRY HERE?

>> I LIKE HAVING SEX WITH OLDER

MEN. IT'S A DADDY THING. YOU'RE

HOT FOR YOUR AGE. YOU'RE EVEN

HOTTER BECAUSE YOU USED TO SCREW

THE CHICK WHO'S SCREWING MY MOM,

BUT I DON'T DATE GUYS WITH

GRAY PUBES.

>> * MAKE ME

BEAUTIFUL

MAKE ME

A PERFECT SOUL

A PERFECT MIND

A PERFECT FACE

A PERFECT

LIE.

>> YOU LYING BITCH.

>> WHOA. HEY.

>> WELL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT US

TO SAY, MATT? YOU'VE BEEN LYING

TO US FOR MONTHS, SPENDING OUR

MONEY ON DRUGS, AND PUTTING OUR

GRANDDAUGHTER AT RISK! WHY

DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL US THE

TRUTH? WE COULD HAVE HELPED YOU.

>> DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF WHAT

THE PERMANENT EFFECTS OF

METHAMPHETAMINE HAVE ON YOUR

BRAIN? I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED

IF YOUR DOPAMINE LEVELS WERE CUT

IN HALF.

>> IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN SPARE

ANY, MATT. YOU'RE A DEPRESSIVE

PERSONALITY.

>> WELL, THANKS TO PROMETA, WE

DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM ANYMORE.

>> YEAH, WHAT'S THAT, XENU'S

BROTHER?

>> IT'S A SPECIALLY BLENDED

COMBINATION OF MEDICATION AND

NUTRITIONAL SUPPLEMENTS DESIGNED

TO HELP SUPPRESS OUR CRAVINGS.

AND THANKS TO PROMETA, WE'VE

BEEN CLEAN FOR 3 WEEKS NOW.

>> YOU DO REALIZE THERE IS NO

TRULY EFFECTIVE WAY TO REVERSE

METH ADDICTION.

YOUR CHANCES OF A RELAPSE ARE

OVER 80%.

>> WE KNOW THAT WE'RE ALWAYS

GONNA HAVE THE URGE, SEAN, BUT

WE'RE FIGHTING THIS TOGETHER.

>> AND SO, WHAT, NOW YOU WANT

SOME "GET BACK ON YOUR FEET"

MONEY?

>> WELL, LOOK AT ME, CHRISTIAN.

THE DRUGS WERE HARD ON ME. I

HAVE GOT SORES ALL OVER MY ARMS.

THIS SHIT AGED ME, LIKE, 10

YEARS.

>> WHAT'S THAT SAYING, DON'T

GIVE A HUNGRY MAN A FISH, BUT

TEACH HIM HOW TO CATCH ONE?

LOOK. WE WANT TO BE

SELF-SUFFICIENT. KIMBER'S GONNA

MODEL, AND I'M GONNA MANAGE HER.

>> OH, JESUS.

HAVE YOU LOOKED IN THE MIRROR

RECENTLY, KIMBER? YOUR FACE

LOOKS LIKE A FRATERNITY COUCH.

>> YEAH, I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I

NEED YOU TO FRESHEN ME UP. I

WANT MY LOOKS BACK. THEY'RE MY

COMMODITY. I AM A PRODUCT.

>> "CRACK WHORE" MAGAZINE'S NEXT

CENTERFOLD.

>> LOOK. I KNOW HOW DISAPPOINTED

YOU GUYS ARE IN ME.

BUT...LOOK.

JUST FOR NOW, CAN YOU AT LEAST

SEE US FOR WHAT WE'VE OVERCOME?

>> YOU WANT PLASTIC SURGERY?

GO TO TIJUANA.

YOU WANT MONEY? I'M SURE WENDY'S

IS HIRING.

YOU WANT SYMPATHY? WRITE A

LETTER TO OPRAH. THE DOUBLE

DADDY STORE IS CLOSED.

>> WHAT ABOUT JENNA?

>> OUR GRANDDAUGHTER WILL WANT

FOR NOTHING, EXCEPT PARENTAL

ROLE MODELS.

>> NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, WE

HAVE SOME WORK TO DO. MAKE SURE

YOU TAKE THE BACK DOOR OUT. IT'S

THE WAY WE TAKE OUT THE TRASH.

[DOOR CLOSES]

JULIA IS GONNA BE PISSED.

>> FRANKLY, SHE'S NOT MY PROBLEM

ANYMORE. WE CAN'T KEEP ENABLING

HIM.

>> EXCUSE ME. CAN WE HELP YOU?

>> GOD, I HOPE SO.

>> SHRAPNEL?

>> MM-MM-MMM. EDGES ARE TOO

CLEAN.

>> I HAD THE X-RAY DONE AT THE

FREE CLINIC IN EL SEGUNDO. THEY

DON'T ASK QUESTIONS DOWN THERE.

>> WELL, WE DO HERE IN BEVERLY

HILLS. WHAT IS THIS, MISTER--

>> DOCTOR. JOSHUA LEE.

FORGIVE MY PARANOIA, BUT I'D

HATE TO PUT YOU IN DANGER.

>> WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR ARE YOU?

>> Ph.D.

I'M AN ASTROPHYSICIST. I TAUGHT

AT HARVARD WHEN THAT STILL MEANT

SOMETHING. LOOK. YOU'RE GONNA

THINK I'M CRAZY.

BUT HEAR ME OUT, PLEASE.

>> YOU GOT TWO MINUTES.

>> I ONLY NEED ONE. I WAS

TRACKING RADIO WAVES FROM DEEP

SPACE. FOR YEARS, WE HEARD

NOTHING BUT STATIC, AND THEN,

ONE NIGHT, A SERIES OF BLIPS.

YOU KNOW WHAT DEFINES

INTELLIGENCE? THE ABILITY TO

CREATE PATTERNS.

AND SOMEBODY OR SOMETHING

WAS OUT THERE IN THE DARK DOING

IT.

>> I'M SORRY, BUT WOULDN'T WE

HAVE HEARD ABOUT THE DISCOVERY

OF INTELLIGENT LIFE ON ANOTHER

PLANET?

>> YOU DON'T THINK I TRIED?

I CALLED IN THE TEAM, MY

SUPERIORS...BUT THE PATTERN

DIDN'T CONTINUE.

AND THERE WASN'T ANY TRACE OF IT

ON THE RECORDINGS. THEY HAD

ERASED IT.

>> "THEY"?

>> THE ONES THAT PUT THIS THING

IN ME.

I KNEW TOO MUCH.

I WAS TOO CLOSE.

THEY HAD TO KEEP TABS ON ME.

>> YOU HAVE AN ALIEN IMPLANT.

>> THEY NEED TO TRACK ME.

THE LEAD BLOCKS THE SIGNAL.

>> WHY DON'T THEY JUST KILL YOU?

>> THINK I WOULDN'T RATHER BE

DEAD? THIS THING ACHES SO MUCH.

>> ALL RIGHT. LET ME TAKE A

LOOK.

>> I GUESS THE ALIENS AREN'T,

UH, INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO

PREVENT SEPSIS.

>> I PICKED AT IT WITH A HANGER

TRYING TO GET IT OUT.

YOU KNOW, I'M JUST A FUNNY STORY

TO YOU TWO, BUT I RESEARCHED

YOU. YOU TAKE COMPLICATED CASES.

PLEASE, HELP ME.

[BEEPING]

>> DUDE! DUDE! SEAN.

HEY, COME ON UP.

WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER FROM

ANOTHER MOTHER?

>> TAKING A NAP?

>> NO, JUST A LITTLE AFTERNOON

DELIGHT!

>> AAH!

>> OOH! THIS IS LEAH.

>> HEY.

>> HI.

>> DUTCH OVEN. DUTCH OVEN!

>> THAT IS SO GROSS.

>> GET OUT OF HERE.

NO, NO, NOT YOU!

NOT YOU. YOU.

>> OK.

>> GET OUT. GO ON. GO.

>> HOW OLD IS SHE?

>> 18, I THINK. WHEN YOU'RE A

SENIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL, THAT

MAKES YOU 18, RIGHT?

OOH. HEY, DON'T GET ALL

EAST-COAST JUDGY ON ME, SEAN.

COME ON. THERE IS NO SHAME IN

DATING A YOUNG GIRL. I MEAN,

THIS IS HOLLYWOOD, RIGHT?

I MEAN, THAT'S WHY WE COME HERE.

I MEAN, THEY'RE TIGHT AS A

CHINCHILLA'S ASS, AND THEY DON'T

CARE IF YOU LISTEN TO THEM

BECAUSE MOST OF THE TIME,

THEY'VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY.

>> BUT...HOW DO YOU KEEP THEM

INTERESTED? YOU MUST BE 10 YEARS

OLDER THAN SHE IS.

>> TRY 20.

>> WHO DID YOUR WORK?

>> I'VE NEVER BEEN UNDER THE

KNIFE. WELL, EXCEPT FOR WHEN I

HAD MY DICK SHORTENED.

I'M KIDDING. HA HA HA!

I'M KIDDING. NO, HONESTLY, DOC,

I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT I

THINK PLASTIC SURGERY'S A LITTLE

20th CENTURY. I MEAN, HORMONES,

COLONICS, THERMAGE--THAT'S THE

NEW AGE. A GOOD I.V. PUSH CAN

KEEP YOUR HAIR FROM GOING GRAY

WAY MORE THAN A GRECIAN FORMULA.

I GOT THIS, UH, INDIAN DOCTOR.

HE IS THE L.A. GURU. I'M NOT

KIDDING. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE

PUTS IN HIS I.V.'s, BUT, DUDE,

THAT SHIT IS MAGIC.

>> CAN I GET HIS NUMBER?

JUST...FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES.

>> OH, SCREW THAT. I'M GOING

MANANA. WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH?

>> UH, I'M ACTUALLY KIND OF BUSY

TOMORROW.

>> WELL, THAT'S PERFECT. WE'LL

COME TO YOU. OHH. WHEW!

>> OK.

>> * FOREVER YOUNG *

[DOOR OPENS]

>> HEY.

>> WHAT DO YOU WANT, KIMBER?

>> YOU...INSIDE OF ME.

>> WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WANT

TO STICK MY DICK INSIDE THAT

CESSPOOL OF A VAGINA OF YOURS,

RISK HAVING IT BEING BITTEN OFF

BY ONE OF THOSE ALASKAN KING

CRABS YOU GOT SWIMMING AROUND

DOWN THERE?

HMM?

GET OUT.

>> CHRISTIAN, I NEED YOU TO DO

MY SURGERY.

>> TELLING THE TRUTH ISN'T GONNA

MAKE ME CHANGE MY MIND.

>> YOU WANT MORE OF THE TRUTH?

I AM GOING BACK INTO PORN.

>> I GUESS IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A

DEGENERATE SLUT, YOU MIGHT AS

WELL GET PAID FOR IT. BUT I'M

NOT GONNA DO YOUR SURGERY. HOW

MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO DOWN

THIS ROAD, KIMBER?

>> I'LL BREAK UP WITH MATT.

>> I THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE IN

LOVE.

>> [SIGH]

I SCREWED UP, OK?

BUT MY LIFE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE

OVER.

>> FINE. BUT I GET JENNA, TOO.

SIGN OVER CUSTODY TO MATT, AND

YOU GET YOUR PRETTY FACE BACK.

>> YOU OK?

YOU HAVEN'T SAID A WORD SINCE WE

LEFT THE SHOP.

LOOK. I'VE HAD PLENTY OF GIRLS

WITH SEXUAL PROBLEMS.

>> AND WHO'S THE COMMON

DENOMINATOR IN THAT EQUATION?

>> ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH. DO YOU

WANT THIS OR NOT?

>> WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING? YOU

WANTED THE SEX TOY, WE GOT THE

SEX TOY.

>> NOT THE TOY!

ME.

ALL MY FRIENDS TOLD ME NOT TO

DATE A STRAIGHT GIRL.

>> OHH. THIS AGAIN. WHY DO I

HAVE TO DECIDE WHETHER I'M GAY

OR WHETHER I'M STRAIGHT?

>> CHOOSING YOUR SEXUALITY IS A

COMMITMENT TO ME.

I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU, AND I NEED

TO KNOW THAT I'M NOT ALONE HERE.

>> EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU FINISHED?

>> JUST A MINUTE, PLEASE.

>> STEP OVER HERE. THIS IS

LOADED. YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE OUT

ALL THE MONEY YOU CAN HERE. THEN

WE ARE GOING TO GET INTO YOUR

CAR.

>> [EXHALES]

[HARMONICA PLAYING ON RADIO]

>> * HERE I LAY... *

>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

>> CAN I PLEASE GO?

PLEASE, CAN I GO?

>> THERE'S ANOTHER ONE. PULL

OVER.

>> WHAT'S THE POINT? I--I CAN'T

TAKE OUT ANY MORE.

>> BULLSHIT.

>> NO. THIS IS THE SIXTH ATM

THAT WE'VE TRIED, AND I HAVE A

LIMIT ON MY CARD.

LOOK. UM...

PLEASE, PLEASE, CAN--CAN YOU LET

US GO?

>> YOU CAN HAVE MY JEWELRY.

>> WHAT ARE YOU TWO?

GIRLFRIENDS.

THAT'S WHAT I FIGURED, THE WAY

YOU WERE GOING AT IT.

>> WHERE ARE WE GOING?

>> NORTH.

IS SHE ALWAYS THIS WAY?

>> WHEN SHE'S SCARED, THEN I

THINK SHE HAS A RIGHT TO BE.

>> BUT YOU ARE NOT SCARED. ARE

YOU THE MAN?

[CHUCKLES]

UP THERE. PULL IN UP THERE.

RIGHT OVER THERE.

COME ON.

GO STAND THERE IN THE LIGHT

WHERE I CAN SEE YOU.

IN THE LIGHT.

STOP RIGHT THERE. NOW TAKE OFF

YOUR CLOTHES, DOWN TO YOUR BRA

AND PANTIES.

>> WE--WE HAVE MORE MONEY,

AND...I HAVE $2,000--

>> STRIP!

WILL YOU CALM HER DOWN?

HUG HER.

KISS HER.

KISS HER.

>> HELP ME.

PLEASE. PLEASE.

>> USE IT. USE IT ON HER.

>> USE IT ON YOURSELF, ASSHOLE!

>> ARE YOU TESTING ME?

I'VE KILLED PEOPLE BEFORE.

>> THEN JUST DO IT ALREADY!

>> TURN AROUND.

TURN AROUND!

WALK.

>> [CRYING]

[MUTTERING]

OH, PLEASE.

PLEASE.

>> HE'S GONE.

HE'S GONE.

HE'S GONE! OH, MY GOD!

HE'S GONE.

[LAUGHING]

>> * I AM NOT A PRETTY GIRL

THAT IS NOT WHAT I DO

I AIN'T NO DAMSEL IN DISTRESS

AND I DON'T NEED

TO BE RESCUED, SO

SO PUT ME DOWN, PUNK *

>> THIS POOR GIRL. TROUBLE JUST

WALKS ALONGSIDE HER.

>> SCREW HER. HOW MANY TIMES

HAVE I FIXED THE OUTSIDE OF THIS

SUCCUBUS? AND WHAT CHANGES ON

THE INSIDE, HUH? NOTHING. YOU

KNOW THE DEFINITION OF MADNESS?

WHEN YOU KEEP DOING THE SAME

THING OVER AND OVER AND OVER

EXPECTING DIFFERENT RESULTS.

>> THE ONLY THING MAD ABOUT HER

IS THAT SHE STILL HAS FEELINGS

FOR YOU.

>> WELL, THERE COMES A POINT

WHEN YOU JUST HAVE TO LET GO.

KIMBER HAS A DISEASE OF THE

SOUL. GET TOO CLOSE, YOU CATCH

IT.

>> DR. TROY?

>> YES.

>> THE POLICE ARE ON THE PHONE.

IT'S JULIA.

>> THEY CALLED FROM AN EMERGENCY

CALLBOX UP NORTH OFF OF 5.

IF YOU ASK ME, THEY ARE LUCKY TO

BE BREATHING. RIGHT HERE.

>> ARE YOU OK?

>> OHH.

>> I'M SO SORRY.

>> OHH.

>> WE'RE FINE. WE JUST NEED TO

GO HOME AND HAVE A HOT SHOWER. I

DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY JULIA CALLED

YOU. I'M SURE THE POLICE WOULD

HAVE GIVEN US A RIDE.

>> I JUST WANT TO SEE THE KIDS.

>> CAN I TAKE THEM HOME?

>> I'D LIKE TO DO A RAPE KIT

FIRST.

>> WHAT? HE RAPED YOU?

>> NO. UH, WE ALREADY TOLD YOU

THAT.

>> WELL, HONESTLY, A LOT OF

WOMEN SAY THAT ON THE NIGHT OF

AN ATTACK.

>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THESE

WOMEN HAVE BEEN TERRORIZED. NOW

YOU WANT TO VIOLATE THEM AS

WELL?

>> LOOK. I'M JUST TRYING TO DO

MY JOB. I MEAN, THIS GUY COULD

DO THIS AGAIN, AND I WOULD HATE

TO LOSE EVIDENCE BECAUSE THEY

WENT HOME AND THEY

TOOK A SHOWER.

>> NO. NO, JULIA, I WANT TO GO

HOME.

>> WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR RAPE

KIT, PUT IT NEXT TO YOUR BOX OF

DOUGHNUTS, AND GO ARREST SOME

BAD GUYS?

LET'S GO.

[INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO]

>> HEY, SEANNIE, YOU NAME ME ONE

DOCTOR--I DON'T CARE WHAT

COUNTRY HE'S FROM--STILL MAKES

HOUSE CALLS.

>> YEAH. NAME ONE WHO CHARGES

$1,200 AN HOUR AND DOESN'T TAKE

INSURANCE.

>> I HEARD THAT.

>> HEH HEH! OOH, I CAN'T LAUGH.

YOU FEEL THAT? THAT'S THE

RADIOACTIVE WAVES HEATING THE

SKIN AND STIMULATING COLLAGEN

GROWTH.

>> I KNOW HOW IT WORKS, AIDAN.

I'M A DOCTOR, REMEMBER?

>> WHEN WE'RE DONE HERE, WE'RE

GONNA LOOK YOUNGER THAN THE

OLSEN TWINS.

>> I NEED TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.

I'M NOT DOING THIS FOR RESEARCH.

I'M SEEING A GIRL.

A YOUNG GIRL.

>> WHAT IS SHE, 17? BECAUSE I

GOT A GUY THAT CAN FIX ALL THAT

UP. YEAH, BIRTH CERTIFICATE--

>> NO, NO, NO, SHE'S 18.

SHE'S MY EX-WIFE'S GIRLFRIEND'S

DAUGHTER.

>> DUDE, THE SEXUAL PERMUTATIONS

ARE FRYING MY BRAIN.

>> ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT ARE THE

50 DIFFERENT WAYS IT'S WRONG.

>> WHOA. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

HEY, HEY, HEY. GUILT IS THE

NUMBER ONE NEGATIVE CHI

PRODUCER. IF YOU LET THAT

FESTER, IT WILL AGE YOU,

SEANNIE. I NEED YOU TO EXHALE

AND LET IT GO.

YEAH.

>> I'M GOING TO BEGIN THE I.V.

PUSH TREATMENTS NOW.

>> OOH. I FEEL FLUSHED.

IS THAT NIACIN?

>> MMM.

>> AND MAGNESIUM PHOSPHOROUS

AND 4 TIMES THE DAILY

REQUIREMENT OF VITAMIN C.

ALL THE SKIN VITAMINS.

>> IS THIS REALLY GONNA TAKE

AWAY MY GRAY?

>> LOOK AT ME. I GOT THE HAIR OF

A 12-YEAR-OLD BOY.

I'M SAD YOU'RE SO HUNG UP ON

THIS ONE GIRL.

DUDE, TEENAGERS ARE SUPPOSED TO

BE FUN.

YOU KNOW? IT'S LIKE CANDY ON A

CONVEYOR BELT. ONE PASSES YOU

BY, OH, LOOK. THERE'S 20 MORE

COMING OF AGE RIGHT NOW.

>> NO. I'M CUTTING OFF GIRLS

BORN AFTER '79. THIS WAS AN

EXCEPTION AND A MISTAKE.

>> REALLY? SO THAT'S WHY YOU'RE

DOING ALL THIS?

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY SHE DUMPED

YOU?

BECAUSE YOU SHOWED HER THAT YOU

CARED. TEENAGERS ARE INSECURE.

YOU LET ON THAT YOU LIKE THEM,

THEY'RE GONNA THINK SOMETHING'S

WRONG WITH YOU.

>> NOT EDEN.

>> OK. ALL RIGHT.

ALL I'M GONNA SAY IS, THE HARDER

THE CHOCOLATY OUTSIDE, THE

GOOIER THE NOUGATY INSIDE.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

HEY, I'M HAVING A BIG BASH THIS

WEEKEND. WHY DON'T YOU COME BY?

THERE'LL BE COCAINE, YOUNG

GIRLS. HUH? WHAT DO YOU SAY?

[BEEPING]

>> AH. YOU AND AIDAN DONE

JERKING EACH OTHER OFF?

>> I THINK HE LOOKS GREAT. GIVE

ME YOUR GURU'S NUMBER.

>> DID HE WAX YOUR VAGINAS AS

WELL?

>> AHH. MY SKIN IS TIGHT, MY CHI

IS ALIGNED, AND I FEEL 10 YEARS

YOUNGER. YOU SHOULD TRY IT,

CHRISTIAN. YOU'RE LOOKING A

LITTLE ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES.

>> DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT, BUT

JULIA AND OLIVIA GOT CARJACKED

LAST NIGHT.

>> WHAT? ARE THEY OK?

>> PHYSICALLY. I PICKED THEM UP

FROM THE POLICE STATION THIS

MORNING.

>> I SHOULD CALL THEM.

>> AH, DON'T WORRY. SHE'LL BE IN

HERE THIS AFTERNOON. SHE NEEDS

TO TALK TO THE BOTH OF US.

>> WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? I MEAN,

I DIDN'T GET ANY MESSAGES.

>> SHE CALLED ME BECAUSE I'M

GOOD WHEN THINGS GET HOT.

>> AND I'M NOT?

>> LOOK. WE'RE ALL JUST FRIENDS,

RIGHT? I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT

IT.

YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE HELL

THIS IS?

>> IT'S A MICROCHIP, BUT THERE'S

NO SERIAL NUMBER.

>> I'VE SEEN ONE OF THOSE

BEFORE...ON THE WEBSITES ABOUT

ALIEN ABDUCTION. THAT'S EXACTLY

WHAT AN IMPLANT LOOKS LIKE.

>> WHENEVER I WONDER WHY YOU'RE

SINGLE, YOU HAVE WAYS OF LETTING

ME KNOW.

>> TEASE ME ALL YOU WANT, BUT I

SAW A UFO IN MIAMI, CHRISTIAN,

AND I WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE.

>> OH, COME ON, LIZ.

THIS IS MAN MADE.

>> THEN HOW DID THIS GET IN HIS

BACK? AND WHY DOESN'T IT HAVE

ANY MARKINGS ON IT? YOU THINK

CREATURES WHO ARE INTELLIGENT

ENOUGH TO TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE

AREN'T SMART ENOUGH TO CREATE

DEVICES MADE OUT OF CARBON?

>> JEEZ.

[KNOCK ON WINDOW]

>> UH!

>> SEND THAT OUT FOR TESTS.

>> WHERE?

>> ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO

THIS?

>> I BROUGHT YOU GUYS HERE FOR

SUPPORT, NOT TO TALK ME OUT OF

IT.

>> I SUPPORT YOU.

>> WE BOTH DO.

BUYING A GUN IS A COMPLETELY

APPROPRIATE REACTION FOR WHAT

HAPPENED TO YOU.

>> THANK YOU.

>> YOU'RE FAR MORE LIKELY TO BE

KILLED BY YOUR OWN GUN THAN

A CRIMINAL'S.

>> THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID

AFTER YOUR ATTACK.

A REPUBLICAN IS A DEMOCRAT,

WHO'S BEEN MUGGED.

>> THAT'S A .45.

MY GIRL DIGS IT BECAUSE IT FITS

IN HER HAND.

>> PICK IT UP.

>> OH, YEAH. THAT IS HEAVY.

>> LOOK AT IT LIKE A CELL PHONE

ON A LONG DRIVE.

YOU NEVER HAVE TO USE IT.

IT'S ALL ABOUT STATE OF MIND.

>> OK. I'M GONNA SAY IT.

THIS IS INSANE.

JULIA, YOU WERE THE VICTIM OF

A RANDOM ATTACK.

ONE IN A MILLION.

THIS IS AN OVERREACTION.

>> WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET ABOUT

THIS?

>> BECAUSE MY KIDS LIVE WITH

YOU.

>> SO GET A LOCK.

>> YOU KNOW, I'M NOT SURE SHE

SHOULD BE TAKING ADVICE FROM

A MAN WHOSE IDEA OF TAKING

RESPONSIBILITY IS PULLING OUT.

>> AH! WOULD YOU TWO SHUT UP?

I THINK THAT THIS WILL FIT IN MY

PURSE AND, UM...

[JULIA CLEARS THROAT]

I'LL TAKE IT.

>> * I WAS OF POOR FOLK

BUT MY MOTHER HAD A RABBIT FUR

COAT AND A GIRL OF LESS

CHARACTER PUSHED HER DOWN

THE L.A. RIVER

AND OVER THAT RABBIT FUR COAT

SHE PUT A KNIFE TO HER THROAT

AND OVER THAT RABBIT FUR COAT

WHEN MY MOM REFUSED, THE GIRL

KICKED DIRT ON HER BLOUSE

"STAY AWAY FROM MY MANSION

HOUSE"

MY MOTHER REALLY SUFFERED FOR

THAT, SPENT HER LIFE IN

A GOLD-PLATED BODY CAST

NOW YOU ASK, DID SHE GET

THAT GIRL BACK?

SHE PAID A VISIT TO THAT MANSION

HOUSE

SHE KNEW THE GIRL WAS NOT THERE

BUT HER FATHER WAS IN

CUFFLINKS WITH SLICKED BACK

BLACK HAIR

HE INVITED HER IN, THEY NEVER

SANG A NOTE, BUT SHE TOOK OFF

THAT RABBIT FUR COAT *

>> THE CHIP WORKS AS SORT OF

A LOJACK, EXCEPT FOR PEOPLE.

AND I REALIZE THAT SOUNDS REALLY

CRUEL, BUT THIS IS THE THIRD

TIME MY FATHER'S WANDERED AWAY

FROM THE NURSING HOME.

AND THE LAST TIME, HE ALMOST

DIED FROM HYPOTHERMIA.

>> WE'RE JUST HAPPY IT STARTED

WORKING AGAIN.

>> THIS IS NOT MY DAUGHTER.

MY DAUGHTER IS FAT.

>> DR. LEE, THIS IS YOUR

DAUGHTER WENDY.

SHE HAS THE I.D. AND YOUR

MEDICAL FILE TO PROVE IT.

AND YOU HAVE ALZHEIMER'S

DISEASE, WHICH IS MAKING YOU

VERY CONFUSED RIGHT NOW, BUT YOU

DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT

ANYTHING.

>> THEY'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING TO

DISCREDIT ME.

I'VE COME TOO CLOSE.

>> OK. OK, DADDY, IT'S TIME TO

GO NOW, ALL RIGHT?

>> GET YOUR HAND OFF ME.

I WON'T GO WITH HER.

LOOK AT ME.

I'M NOT CRAZY.

>> THESE MEN ARE FROM THE CARE

FACILITY.

THEY'RE GONNA TAKE REAL GOOD

CARE OF YOU.

>> IT'S 2007.

GEORGE BUSH IS PRESIDENT.

THE CELTICS ARE GOOD AGAIN.

PLEASE! I DON'T WANT TO GO WITH

THEM.

PLEASE! I DON'T WANT TO GO WITH

THEM.

I DON'T WANT TO GO--

>> * WE'VE BEEN HERE TOO LONG

TRYIN' TO GET ALONG, PRETENDING

THAT YOU'RE, OH, SO SHY

I'M A NATURAL MA'AM DOING ALL

I CAN, MY TEMPERATURE IS RUNNING

HIGH

CRY AT NIGHT

NO ONE IN SIGHT

AND WE GOT SO MUCH TO SHARE... *

>> OH, THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS.

DUDE! DUDE!

OH, THE DOCTOR'S IN THE HOUSE,

EVERYBODY.

THIS IS THE DEBATE TEAM.

>> OH, HI.

>> ALL RIGHT, GIRLS, YOU CAN

TAKE OFF.

WHY DON'T YOU GO ARGUE WITH

SOMEBODY?

HA HA!

SERIOUSLY, TAKE OFF.

BUT I'M GONNA BE CHECKING YOUR

NOTES TO SEE WHO WON, CHERYL.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THAT'S HER

NAME.

HEY, SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF

MY THEME?

I GOT THIS WHOLE HELL THING

GOING.

I CALL IT DANTE'S INFERNAL.

>> I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING

ABOUT GOING HOME.

>> WHOA! YOU CAN'T GO HOME.

COME ON. YOU'RE MY WING MAN.

YOU NEVER ABANDON YOUR WING MAN.

DIDN'T YOU SEE "TOP GUN"?

>> I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT.

THIS JUST ISN'T FOR ME.

>> WHAT? GOOD ENERGY'S NOT

FOR YOU OR SOME WOMEN?

>> OH, SHIT.

>> WHAT?

>> THAT'S HER.

>> WOW. SHE'S LIKE A LITTLE

LION CUB.

>> I, UH, I GOT TO GO.

>> OH, NO, NO, NO.

WELL, DO YOU WANT HER?

>> YES.

>> YEAH.

>> * ...OH, YEAH *

>> OK. CHUG.

>> OK.

[LAUGHTER]

>> THAT'S IT. NOW WE'RE--

EXCUSE ME, LADIES.

>> OH...

>> JUST MADE A LITTLE JUMP.

>> SEAN.

>> HEY!

>> YOU KNOW MY BOY SEAN?

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>> HA HA! ABBY, PANTY TIME.

LET'S GO.

PANTY--RIGHT HERE.

WHO'S NEXT?

>> COME, GET A DRINK WITH ME.

>> I'LL CATCH UP.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE LEFT, ABBY?

I'M KILLING.

>> * ...YOU'LL GET OUT, OUT

OUT *

>> THAT WAS NICE WORK.

>> STEP OFF, REXY.

>> HEY.

>> HEY.

>> WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE PRIVATE?

>> IMPRESSIVE.

>> I GOT A LITTLE OBSESSED WITH

PERSONAL SAFETY AFTER I GOT

ATTACKED.

>> THANKS FOR DOING THIS WITH ME

HERE TODAY.

YOU KNOW, I COULDN'T HAVE DONE

IT ALONE.

AND SEAN WAS SO JUDGMENTAL ABOUT

THESE THINGS.

>> YOU'VE ALWAYS COME TO ME

WHEN YOU NEEDED STRENGTH.

HOW'S OLIVIA?

>> LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED.

>> I'D BE IN DENIAL, TOO, IF I

FELL APART LIKE SHE DID.

>> YOU KNOW, THAT IS NOT FAIR,

CHRISTIAN.

>> OH, COME ON.

YOU CAN'T TELL ME YOU WEREN'T

SHOCKED BY THE WAY SHE REACTED.

>> FINE. I WAS SURPRISED, OK?

>> WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR

DATING A WOMAN.

>> OH!

>> NO WONDER YOU WANT A GUN.

[JULIA LAUGHS WEAKLY]

NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.

REMEMBER, YOU HAVE TO START

A RELATIONSHIP WITH IT.

WITHOUT YOU, THEN IT'S JUST

A PAPERWEIGHT, OK?

NOW PUT THE MAGAZINE IN.

[MAGAZINE SNAPS INTO PLACE]

EXCELLENT.

OK, NOW SPREAD YOUR LEGS

AND BEND YOUR KNEES.

SO RAISE THE GUN.

THERE YOU GO.

AND AIM IT.

THEN MOVE YOUR FINGER OVER

THE TRIGGER.

GOOD. YOU FEEL THAT?

>> YEAH.

>> FEELS GOOD, DON'T IT?

OK. OK.

NOW SQUEEZE.

>> HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> PACKING.

>> WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?

>> I HAD TO STEAL IT.

CERTAINLY YOU COULDN'T AFFORD

IT.

>> ARE WE GOING SOMEWHERE?

>> YOU ARE GOING NOWHERE, WHICH

IS WHY I AM LEAVING.

>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING GOOD

HERE.

[KIMBER CHUCKLES]

>> HAVE YOU LOOKED AT THIS

PLACE?

>> I GOT A JOB.

>> OH, REALLY? WHERE?

BURGER KING?

HA HA! OH, MY GOD. I KNEW IT.

LOOK, I MADE A DEAL WITH

CHRISTIAN.

HE DOES MY SURGERY, I DUMP YOU.

>> OH, I THOUGHT HE WAS DOING

THAT FOR US, YOU KNOW, TO HELP

US.

>> THAT'S WHAT I TOLD YOU, BUT

I LIED.

>> YOU KNOW, HE'S JUST

MANIPULATING YOU AGAIN, KIMBER.

>> NO, HE'S NOT, BECAUSE IT WAS

MY IDEA.

AND NO MATTER HOW GOOD HE CAN

MAKE ME LOOK, I CAN'T MOVE

FORWARD CARRYING YOUR DEAD

WEIGHT.

>> I LOVE YOU.

>> OH! STOP. PLEASE, MATT.

YOU'RE PATHETIC.

>> WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE

EARRINGS?

DID YOU HAVE TO STEAL THOSE,

TOO?

>> RAM GAVE THEM TO ME.

WE'RE RELAUNCHING THE KIMBER

DOLL.

YOU KNOW, IT WAS A CELEBRATORY

GIFT.

>> DID YOU SLEEP WITH HIM?

>> OF COURSE I DID.

AND IT WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT I

HAVE COME IN MONTHS.

>> OH. OH, CHRIST.

I...

[MATT CLEARS THROAT]

I AM SO SORRY.

SO, UM...

[MATT COUGHS]

SO WHAT ABOUT JENNA?

>> JENNA WILL BE AT RAM'S WITH

THE NANNY, AND THAT'S WHERE SHE

WILL BE STAYING WHEN I AM NOT

WITH HER.

>> YOU CAN'T TAKE HER

AWAY FROM ME.

>> OH, REALLY?

YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME,

JOHNNY BURGER KING?

RAM ADORES HER, OK?

AND HE'S GOT A LOT OF MONEY.

I NEVER LOVED YOU, MATT.

I TOLD YOU I DID, BUT I LIED.

AND I'M REALLY SORRY.

I HOPE SOME DAY WE CAN BE

FRIENDS.

[MATT GROANS]

[EXHALES]

[MATT SOBBING]

>> I CAN'T COME.

>> HA HA! IT'S THE "E."

HERE. TRY THIS.

>> AAH!

[LAUGHTER]

>> OHH, TOO HARD?

WHAT'S WRONG, SEAN?

>> CALL 911. I'M HAVING A HEART

ATTACK.

[SEAN COUGHING AND GASPING]

>> JESUS. SEAN, ARE YOU OK?

>> I CALLED YOU BOTH.

IS THAT ALL RIGHT?

>> OF COURSE IT IS!

>> SOME WEEK YOU'RE HAVING, HUH,

JULES?

>> HONEY, WHAT HAPPENED?

THE NURSE SAID THAT YOU MIGHT

HAVE HAD A HEART ATTACK.

>> HE DIDN'T HAVE

A HEART ATTACK.

HE HAD AN ADVERSE REACTION TO

ECSTASY.

>> JESUS CHRIST, MAN.

YOU KNOW THERE'S AN AGE LIMIT TO

THAT SHIT.

HUH? IT'S LIKE LISTENING TO

FALL OUT BOY.

IT'S THAT COCKNOCKER

AIDAN STONE.

HE'S A BAD INFLUENCE ON HIM.

>> AIDAN DIDN'T GIVE IT TO ME.

>> WELL, THEN WHO DID?

>> EDEN. WE'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR,

SORT OF.

>> SORT OF? SEAN, SHE'S A CHILD.

>> SHE'S 18.

AND I DIDN'T CALL YOU DOWN HERE

TO JUDGE ME.

COULD YOU JUST BE MY FRIEND

RIGHT NOW?

IS THAT ALL RIGHT?

>> NO. I MEAN, EVEN IF I COULD

GET PAST THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE

HAD SEX WITH YET ANOTHER BARELY

LEGAL GIRL, WHAT AM I MEANT TO

DO, SMILE AND JUST STROKE YOUR

BRUISED EGO WHEN YOU'VE SLEPT

WITH MY GIRLFRIEND'S DAUGHTER?

>> IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH

YOU.

>> BULLSHIT, SEAN! THERE ARE

A HUNDRED STARLETS YOU COULD

HAVE BEDDED. SH...

>> YOU'RE RIGHT.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS

THINKING.

YES, I DO.

I'M 42 YEARS OLD, AND I CAN FEEL

IT.

MY KNEES CREAK WHEN I WALK.

I GET UP TO PEE TWICE A NIGHT.

YOU KNOW WHO I AM NOW WHEN I

SMILE AT TWENTY-SOMETHING GIRLS?

I'M THE CREEPY OLD GUY.

MY FLAME IS DYING, AND I CAN

FEEL THE COLD AIR COMING IN.

EDEN REIGNITED ME.

SHE WAS LIKE A BUCKET OF

GASOLINE.

>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME

ABOUT THE SPIRITUAL BENEFITS OF

YOUNG PUSSY, SEAN.

I'VE BEEN DIPPING MYSELF IN

THOSE HEALING WATERS FOR YEARS.

>> HA HA! YEAH, YOU HAVE!

[SEAN SNORTS]

I'M SORRY IF I SCARED YOU GUYS.

I DIDN'T MEAN...

I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO ANY OF THIS.

>> OH, COME ON. COME ON.

WE'VE ALL GOT REGRETS, MADE

MISTAKES, RIGHT?

WE'RE HERE FOR YOU.

>> THANKS.

>> OK?

>> WE NEED TO TALK.

>> ABOUT WHAT, YOUR SEXUAL

IDENTITY CRISIS?

SAVE IT FOR THE SHRINK, LESBOT.

>> LISTEN TO ME, YOU LITTLE

BITCH.

YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM

SEAN.

YOU THINK THIS SOPHOMORIC ACT

IS CHARMING?

IT'S NOT.

YOU THINK THAT PRANCING AROUND

IN YOUR PLAID SKIRT AND SEDUCING

OLDER MEN MAKES YOU SPECIAL?

IT DOESN'T.

IT MAKES YOU A STUPID WHORE.

>> I HAVE DEEP FEELINGS FOR

SEAN, JULIA.

AND I CAN PROVIDE HIM THINGS

THAT YOU NO LONGER CAN, SUCH AS

YOUTH AND A CERTAIN TIGHTNESS.

>> LISTEN, DO NOT SCREW WITH HIM

OR ANY OTHER MEMBER OF MY

FAMILY.

AND YOU ESPECIALLY DON'T SCREW

WITH ME, OR I WILL TALK YOUR

MOTHER INTO SENDING YOU AWAY TO

REFORM SCHOOL FAR, FAR AWAY FROM

US.

DO YOU HEAR ME? GOOD.

>> IS THAT DECAF?

>> YES, DAD.

>> HELLO.

DR. McNAMARA, DR. TROY?

>> MM-HMM.

>> I WAS WONDERING IF YOU

RECENTLY TREATED

A DR. JOSHUA LEE.

ABOUT 6-FEET, 70.

>> DEEP VOICE?

>> THAT'S HIM.

OH, THANK GOD.

WHEN THE INSURANCE BILL CAME, I

GOT THIS JOLT OF HOPE, BUT I

WOULDN'T LET MYSELF BELIEVE IT

UNTIL I WAS SURE.

I'M SORRY.

I'M MOTOR-MOUTHING.

IT'S JUST THAT MY FATHER HAS

BEEN MISSING FOR MONTHS.

HE JUST DISAPPEARED.

NO CHANGE OF CLOTHES, NO NOTE.

THEY HAD TO SUSPEND HIS NASA

PROJECT.

>> I'M SORRY.

DID YOU SAY YOUR FATHER?

>> YES. CAN I SEE HIM?

>> YOUR SISTER PICKED HIM UP

YESTERDAY.

>> I DON'T HAVE A SISTER.

>> HER NAME IS WENDY.

>> THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

I'M WENDY.

>> HE DID SAY SHE WAS FAT.

>> I HAVE A THYROID CONDITION.

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

WHY WOULD SOMEONE CLAIMING TO BE

ME COME AND TAKE MY FATHER AWAY?

HE'S A BROKE SCIENTIST WHO GETS

OFF LOOKING AT THE STARS.

WHO WOULD DO THIS? WHO?

>> YOU ASSHOLE.

>> I GUESS KIMBER LOWERED

THE BOOM.

TAKE MY ADVICE--MOVE ON.

I JUST GAVE YOU AN EARLY

BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

>> I LOVE HER. SHE'S ALL I HAVE.

>> IT KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE YOUR

WHOLE SORRY-ASS LIFE, DON'T IT?

HUH? NO MONEY, NO PROSPECTS, AND

THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE IS AN OLD

SKANK WHO'S ABOUT TO TAKE IT UP

THE ASS AGAIN FOR CASH.

>> YOU KNOW, SHE TOOK JENNA.

BEEN LIVING WITH SOME

MILLIONAIRE PORN PRODUCER, AND

SHE WON'T EVEN LET ME SEE HER!

>> COME HERE.

GET IN HERE.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> COME ON. I'M TRYING TO MAKE

A MAN OUT OF YOU.

HUH? YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN SUCH

A WHEEZY LITTLE BITCH.

NO WONDER KIMBER DUMPED YOU.

>> WHAT? YOU DON'T LOVE ME

ANYMORE EITHER?

>> OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.

I'M YOUR FATHER.

I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU UNTIL

YOU GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, YOU

HEAR ME?

YOU NEED TO GROW UP, MATT, AND

DO IT FAST.

UNTIL THEN, CONSIDER YOURSELF

AN ORPHAN.

[KNOCK KNOCK]

>> IS SEAN HOME?

>> NO. HE'S AT HIS INTERNIST'S.

WHY?

>> I NEED YOU.

MAKE LOVE TO ME.

TAKE CARE OF ME.

>> * TURN AROUND *

>> * EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET

A LITTLE BIT LONELY

AND YOU'RE NEVER COMING ROUND *

>> * TURN AROUND *

>> * EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET

A LITTLE BIT TIRED OF LISTENING

TO THE SOUND OF MY TEARS *

>> * TURN AROUND *

>> * EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET

A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS

THAT THE BEST OF ALL THE YEARS

HAVE GONE BY *

>> * TURN AROUND *

>> * EVERY NOW AND THEN I

GET A LITTLE BIT TERRIFIED

AND THEN I SEE THE LOOK

IN YOUR EYES *

>> * TURN AROUND, BRIGHT EYES *

>> * EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL

APART *

>> * TURN AROUND, BRIGHT EYES *

>> * EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL

APART... *

>> OW! JESUS!

>> * EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET

A LITTLE BIT RESTLESS AND I

DREAM OF SOMETHING WILD *

>> * TURN AROUND *

>> * EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET

A LITTLE BIT HELPLESS AND

I'M LYING LIKE A CHILD

IN YOUR ARMS *

>> * TURN AROUND *

>> * EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET

A LITTLE BIT TERRIFIED

BUT THEN I SEE THE LOOK

IN YOUR EYES *

>> * TURN AROUND, BRIGHT EYES *

>> * EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL

APART

AND I NEED YOU NOW TONIGHT-- *

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