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>> PREVIOUSLY ON "NIP/TUCK"...
SHE GAVE IT TO THE CHURCH.
>> HERE'S A FEW HUNDRED BUCKS TO
TIDE YOU OVER.
>> YOU NEED SOME MONEY?
LET ME HELP YOU OUT.
I'LL MAKE IT OUT TO "CASH."
>> I GOT, UH, $300 WORTH,
COURTESY OF MY TWO DADS.
>> DO YOU WANT STRAIGHT SEX, OR
DO YOU WANT ANAL?
>> YOU ARE NOT SCREWING HIM FOR
MONEY!
>> I WANT BACK IN THE BUSINESS.
>> YOU KNOW, JUST A FEW CHOICE
TITLES, NOTHING TOO RAUNCHY.
>> YOU NEED TO KICK THE METH,
HON.
IT'S VERY, VERY BAD FOR MY
COMPANY'S IMAGE.
>> SO IS THIS IT?
YOU'RE MOVING OUT?
>> IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
>> I WANT TO BE WITH YOU, BUT
FIRST YOU NEED TO REALIZE THAT
WHO YOU ARE IS NOTHING TO BE
ASHAMED OF. IT TAKES A STRONG
INDIVIDUAL TO BE GAY IN THIS
WORLD, JULIA.
>> YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO'S
EVEN PRETENDED TO BE NICE TO ME.
WILL YOU STAY WITH ME, JUST FOR
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
>> * YEAH
UH-HUH
YEAH
I GOT TO ASK HIM
'CAUSE IF I DON'T
I DON'T KNOW
LET'S GO
WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT ME?
WHAT YOU, WHAT YOU KNOW
ABOUT ME?
WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT ME?
WHAT YOU, WHAT YOU KNOW?
THEY SAY MY LIP GLOSS IS POPPI''
MY LIP GLOSS IS COOL
ALL THE BOYS KEEP JOCKIN'
THEY CHASE ME AFTER SCHOOL *
>> THIS IS SO WRONG.
[CHUCKLING]
>> THAT WAS INEVITABLE.
[SIGH]
IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF TIME
BEFORE I GOT THAT STICK OUT OF
YOUR ASS. HMM.
MMM.
DO YOU HAVE A HAIR DRYER?
>> WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
>> OUT. D.J. SEVENTH SON IS
PLAYING AT THE WHISKEY TONIGHT.
>> WELL, WAIT. I'LL COME WITH
YOU.
>> HEH!
>> DON'T YOU WANT ME TO?
>> UM, WE'RE DONE HERE. THIS WAS
A "GET IT OUT OF OUR SYSTEM"
SCREW. DON'T FEEL BAD. AFTER-SEX
CLINGINESS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME,
ESPECIALLY WITH OLDER GUYS.
>> ARE YOU SAYING THERE'S NO
CHEMISTRY HERE?
>> I LIKE HAVING SEX WITH OLDER
MEN. IT'S A DADDY THING. YOU'RE
HOT FOR YOUR AGE. YOU'RE EVEN
HOTTER BECAUSE YOU USED TO SCREW
THE CHICK WHO'S SCREWING MY MOM,
BUT I DON'T DATE GUYS WITH
GRAY PUBES.
>> * MAKE ME
BEAUTIFUL
MAKE ME
A PERFECT SOUL
A PERFECT MIND
A PERFECT FACE
A PERFECT
LIE.
>> YOU LYING BITCH.
>> WHOA. HEY.
>> WELL, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT US
TO SAY, MATT? YOU'VE BEEN LYING
TO US FOR MONTHS, SPENDING OUR
MONEY ON DRUGS, AND PUTTING OUR
GRANDDAUGHTER AT RISK! WHY
DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL US THE
TRUTH? WE COULD HAVE HELPED YOU.
>> DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF WHAT
THE PERMANENT EFFECTS OF
METHAMPHETAMINE HAVE ON YOUR
BRAIN? I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED
IF YOUR DOPAMINE LEVELS WERE CUT
IN HALF.
>> IT'S NOT LIKE YOU CAN SPARE
ANY, MATT. YOU'RE A DEPRESSIVE
PERSONALITY.
>> WELL, THANKS TO PROMETA, WE
DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM ANYMORE.
>> YEAH, WHAT'S THAT, XENU'S
BROTHER?
>> IT'S A SPECIALLY BLENDED
COMBINATION OF MEDICATION AND
NUTRITIONAL SUPPLEMENTS DESIGNED
TO HELP SUPPRESS OUR CRAVINGS.
AND THANKS TO PROMETA, WE'VE
BEEN CLEAN FOR 3 WEEKS NOW.
>> YOU DO REALIZE THERE IS NO
TRULY EFFECTIVE WAY TO REVERSE
METH ADDICTION.
YOUR CHANCES OF A RELAPSE ARE
OVER 80%.
>> WE KNOW THAT WE'RE ALWAYS
GONNA HAVE THE URGE, SEAN, BUT
WE'RE FIGHTING THIS TOGETHER.
>> AND SO, WHAT, NOW YOU WANT
SOME "GET BACK ON YOUR FEET"
MONEY?
>> WELL, LOOK AT ME, CHRISTIAN.
THE DRUGS WERE HARD ON ME. I
HAVE GOT SORES ALL OVER MY ARMS.
THIS SHIT AGED ME, LIKE, 10
YEARS.
>> WHAT'S THAT SAYING, DON'T
GIVE A HUNGRY MAN A FISH, BUT
TEACH HIM HOW TO CATCH ONE?
LOOK. WE WANT TO BE
SELF-SUFFICIENT. KIMBER'S GONNA
MODEL, AND I'M GONNA MANAGE HER.
>> OH, JESUS.
HAVE YOU LOOKED IN THE MIRROR
RECENTLY, KIMBER? YOUR FACE
LOOKS LIKE A FRATERNITY COUCH.
>> YEAH, I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I
NEED YOU TO FRESHEN ME UP. I
WANT MY LOOKS BACK. THEY'RE MY
COMMODITY. I AM A PRODUCT.
>> "CRACK WHORE" MAGAZINE'S NEXT
CENTERFOLD.
>> LOOK. I KNOW HOW DISAPPOINTED
YOU GUYS ARE IN ME.
BUT...LOOK.
JUST FOR NOW, CAN YOU AT LEAST
SEE US FOR WHAT WE'VE OVERCOME?
>> YOU WANT PLASTIC SURGERY?
GO TO TIJUANA.
YOU WANT MONEY? I'M SURE WENDY'S
IS HIRING.
YOU WANT SYMPATHY? WRITE A
LETTER TO OPRAH. THE DOUBLE
DADDY STORE IS CLOSED.
>> WHAT ABOUT JENNA?
>> OUR GRANDDAUGHTER WILL WANT
FOR NOTHING, EXCEPT PARENTAL
ROLE MODELS.
>> NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, WE
HAVE SOME WORK TO DO. MAKE SURE
YOU TAKE THE BACK DOOR OUT. IT'S
THE WAY WE TAKE OUT THE TRASH.
[DOOR CLOSES]
JULIA IS GONNA BE PISSED.
>> FRANKLY, SHE'S NOT MY PROBLEM
ANYMORE. WE CAN'T KEEP ENABLING
HIM.
>> EXCUSE ME. CAN WE HELP YOU?
>> GOD, I HOPE SO.
>> SHRAPNEL?
>> MM-MM-MMM. EDGES ARE TOO
CLEAN.
>> I HAD THE X-RAY DONE AT THE
FREE CLINIC IN EL SEGUNDO. THEY
DON'T ASK QUESTIONS DOWN THERE.
>> WELL, WE DO HERE IN BEVERLY
HILLS. WHAT IS THIS, MISTER--
>> DOCTOR. JOSHUA LEE.
FORGIVE MY PARANOIA, BUT I'D
HATE TO PUT YOU IN DANGER.
>> WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR ARE YOU?
>> Ph.D.
I'M AN ASTROPHYSICIST. I TAUGHT
AT HARVARD WHEN THAT STILL MEANT
SOMETHING. LOOK. YOU'RE GONNA
THINK I'M CRAZY.
BUT HEAR ME OUT, PLEASE.
>> YOU GOT TWO MINUTES.
>> I ONLY NEED ONE. I WAS
TRACKING RADIO WAVES FROM DEEP
SPACE. FOR YEARS, WE HEARD
NOTHING BUT STATIC, AND THEN,
ONE NIGHT, A SERIES OF BLIPS.
YOU KNOW WHAT DEFINES
INTELLIGENCE? THE ABILITY TO
CREATE PATTERNS.
AND SOMEBODY OR SOMETHING
WAS OUT THERE IN THE DARK DOING
IT.
>> I'M SORRY, BUT WOULDN'T WE
HAVE HEARD ABOUT THE DISCOVERY
OF INTELLIGENT LIFE ON ANOTHER
PLANET?
>> YOU DON'T THINK I TRIED?
I CALLED IN THE TEAM, MY
SUPERIORS...BUT THE PATTERN
DIDN'T CONTINUE.
AND THERE WASN'T ANY TRACE OF IT
ON THE RECORDINGS. THEY HAD
ERASED IT.
>> "THEY"?
>> THE ONES THAT PUT THIS THING
IN ME.
I KNEW TOO MUCH.
I WAS TOO CLOSE.
THEY HAD TO KEEP TABS ON ME.
>> YOU HAVE AN ALIEN IMPLANT.
>> THEY NEED TO TRACK ME.
THE LEAD BLOCKS THE SIGNAL.
>> WHY DON'T THEY JUST KILL YOU?
>> THINK I WOULDN'T RATHER BE
DEAD? THIS THING ACHES SO MUCH.
>> ALL RIGHT. LET ME TAKE A
LOOK.
>> I GUESS THE ALIENS AREN'T,
UH, INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO
PREVENT SEPSIS.
>> I PICKED AT IT WITH A HANGER
TRYING TO GET IT OUT.
YOU KNOW, I'M JUST A FUNNY STORY
TO YOU TWO, BUT I RESEARCHED
YOU. YOU TAKE COMPLICATED CASES.
PLEASE, HELP ME.
[BEEPING]
>> DUDE! DUDE! SEAN.
HEY, COME ON UP.
WHAT'S UP, MY BROTHER FROM
ANOTHER MOTHER?
>> TAKING A NAP?
>> NO, JUST A LITTLE AFTERNOON
DELIGHT!
>> AAH!
>> OOH! THIS IS LEAH.
>> HEY.
>> HI.
>> DUTCH OVEN. DUTCH OVEN!
>> THAT IS SO GROSS.
>> GET OUT OF HERE.
NO, NO, NOT YOU!
NOT YOU. YOU.
>> OK.
>> GET OUT. GO ON. GO.
>> HOW OLD IS SHE?
>> 18, I THINK. WHEN YOU'RE A
SENIOR IN HIGH SCHOOL, THAT
MAKES YOU 18, RIGHT?
OOH. HEY, DON'T GET ALL
EAST-COAST JUDGY ON ME, SEAN.
COME ON. THERE IS NO SHAME IN
DATING A YOUNG GIRL. I MEAN,
THIS IS HOLLYWOOD, RIGHT?
I MEAN, THAT'S WHY WE COME HERE.
I MEAN, THEY'RE TIGHT AS A
CHINCHILLA'S ASS, AND THEY DON'T
CARE IF YOU LISTEN TO THEM
BECAUSE MOST OF THE TIME,
THEY'VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY.
>> BUT...HOW DO YOU KEEP THEM
INTERESTED? YOU MUST BE 10 YEARS
OLDER THAN SHE IS.
>> TRY 20.
>> WHO DID YOUR WORK?
>> I'VE NEVER BEEN UNDER THE
KNIFE. WELL, EXCEPT FOR WHEN I
HAD MY DICK SHORTENED.
I'M KIDDING. HA HA HA!
I'M KIDDING. NO, HONESTLY, DOC,
I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BUT I
THINK PLASTIC SURGERY'S A LITTLE
20th CENTURY. I MEAN, HORMONES,
COLONICS, THERMAGE--THAT'S THE
NEW AGE. A GOOD I.V. PUSH CAN
KEEP YOUR HAIR FROM GOING GRAY
WAY MORE THAN A GRECIAN FORMULA.
I GOT THIS, UH, INDIAN DOCTOR.
HE IS THE L.A. GURU. I'M NOT
KIDDING. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE
PUTS IN HIS I.V.'s, BUT, DUDE,
THAT SHIT IS MAGIC.
>> CAN I GET HIS NUMBER?
JUST...FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES.
>> OH, SCREW THAT. I'M GOING
MANANA. WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH?
>> UH, I'M ACTUALLY KIND OF BUSY
TOMORROW.
>> WELL, THAT'S PERFECT. WE'LL
COME TO YOU. OHH. WHEW!
>> OK.
>> * FOREVER YOUNG *
[DOOR OPENS]
>> HEY.
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT, KIMBER?
>> YOU...INSIDE OF ME.
>> WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WANT
TO STICK MY DICK INSIDE THAT
CESSPOOL OF A VAGINA OF YOURS,
RISK HAVING IT BEING BITTEN OFF
BY ONE OF THOSE ALASKAN KING
CRABS YOU GOT SWIMMING AROUND
DOWN THERE?
HMM?
GET OUT.
>> CHRISTIAN, I NEED YOU TO DO
MY SURGERY.
>> TELLING THE TRUTH ISN'T GONNA
MAKE ME CHANGE MY MIND.
>> YOU WANT MORE OF THE TRUTH?
I AM GOING BACK INTO PORN.
>> I GUESS IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A
DEGENERATE SLUT, YOU MIGHT AS
WELL GET PAID FOR IT. BUT I'M
NOT GONNA DO YOUR SURGERY. HOW
MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO DOWN
THIS ROAD, KIMBER?
>> I'LL BREAK UP WITH MATT.
>> I THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE IN
LOVE.
>> [SIGH]
I SCREWED UP, OK?
BUT MY LIFE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE
OVER.
>> FINE. BUT I GET JENNA, TOO.
SIGN OVER CUSTODY TO MATT, AND
YOU GET YOUR PRETTY FACE BACK.
>> YOU OK?
YOU HAVEN'T SAID A WORD SINCE WE
LEFT THE SHOP.
LOOK. I'VE HAD PLENTY OF GIRLS
WITH SEXUAL PROBLEMS.
>> AND WHO'S THE COMMON
DENOMINATOR IN THAT EQUATION?
>> ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH. DO YOU
WANT THIS OR NOT?
>> WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING? YOU
WANTED THE SEX TOY, WE GOT THE
SEX TOY.
>> NOT THE TOY!
ME.
ALL MY FRIENDS TOLD ME NOT TO
DATE A STRAIGHT GIRL.
>> OHH. THIS AGAIN. WHY DO I
HAVE TO DECIDE WHETHER I'M GAY
OR WHETHER I'M STRAIGHT?
>> CHOOSING YOUR SEXUALITY IS A
COMMITMENT TO ME.
I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU, AND I NEED
TO KNOW THAT I'M NOT ALONE HERE.
>> EXCUSE ME. ARE YOU FINISHED?
>> JUST A MINUTE, PLEASE.
>> STEP OVER HERE. THIS IS
LOADED. YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE OUT
ALL THE MONEY YOU CAN HERE. THEN
WE ARE GOING TO GET INTO YOUR
CAR.
>> [EXHALES]
[HARMONICA PLAYING ON RADIO]
>> * HERE I LAY... *
>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
>> CAN I PLEASE GO?
PLEASE, CAN I GO?
>> THERE'S ANOTHER ONE. PULL
OVER.
>> WHAT'S THE POINT? I--I CAN'T
TAKE OUT ANY MORE.
>> BULLSHIT.
>> NO. THIS IS THE SIXTH ATM
THAT WE'VE TRIED, AND I HAVE A
LIMIT ON MY CARD.
LOOK. UM...
PLEASE, PLEASE, CAN--CAN YOU LET
US GO?
>> YOU CAN HAVE MY JEWELRY.
>> WHAT ARE YOU TWO?
GIRLFRIENDS.
THAT'S WHAT I FIGURED, THE WAY
YOU WERE GOING AT IT.
>> WHERE ARE WE GOING?
>> NORTH.
IS SHE ALWAYS THIS WAY?
>> WHEN SHE'S SCARED, THEN I
THINK SHE HAS A RIGHT TO BE.
>> BUT YOU ARE NOT SCARED. ARE
YOU THE MAN?
[CHUCKLES]
UP THERE. PULL IN UP THERE.
RIGHT OVER THERE.
COME ON.
GO STAND THERE IN THE LIGHT
WHERE I CAN SEE YOU.
IN THE LIGHT.
STOP RIGHT THERE. NOW TAKE OFF
YOUR CLOTHES, DOWN TO YOUR BRA
AND PANTIES.
>> WE--WE HAVE MORE MONEY,
AND...I HAVE $2,000--
>> STRIP!
WILL YOU CALM HER DOWN?
HUG HER.
KISS HER.
KISS HER.
>> HELP ME.
PLEASE. PLEASE.
>> USE IT. USE IT ON HER.
>> USE IT ON YOURSELF, ASSHOLE!
>> ARE YOU TESTING ME?
I'VE KILLED PEOPLE BEFORE.
>> THEN JUST DO IT ALREADY!
>> TURN AROUND.
TURN AROUND!
WALK.
>> [CRYING]
[MUTTERING]
OH, PLEASE.
PLEASE.
>> HE'S GONE.
HE'S GONE.
HE'S GONE! OH, MY GOD!
HE'S GONE.
[LAUGHING]
>> * I AM NOT A PRETTY GIRL
THAT IS NOT WHAT I DO
I AIN'T NO DAMSEL IN DISTRESS
AND I DON'T NEED
TO BE RESCUED, SO
SO PUT ME DOWN, PUNK *
>> THIS POOR GIRL. TROUBLE JUST
WALKS ALONGSIDE HER.
>> SCREW HER. HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE I FIXED THE OUTSIDE OF THIS
SUCCUBUS? AND WHAT CHANGES ON
THE INSIDE, HUH? NOTHING. YOU
KNOW THE DEFINITION OF MADNESS?
WHEN YOU KEEP DOING THE SAME
THING OVER AND OVER AND OVER
EXPECTING DIFFERENT RESULTS.
>> THE ONLY THING MAD ABOUT HER
IS THAT SHE STILL HAS FEELINGS
FOR YOU.
>> WELL, THERE COMES A POINT
WHEN YOU JUST HAVE TO LET GO.
KIMBER HAS A DISEASE OF THE
SOUL. GET TOO CLOSE, YOU CATCH
IT.
>> DR. TROY?
>> YES.
>> THE POLICE ARE ON THE PHONE.
IT'S JULIA.
>> THEY CALLED FROM AN EMERGENCY
CALLBOX UP NORTH OFF OF 5.
IF YOU ASK ME, THEY ARE LUCKY TO
BE BREATHING. RIGHT HERE.
>> ARE YOU OK?
>> OHH.
>> I'M SO SORRY.
>> OHH.
>> WE'RE FINE. WE JUST NEED TO
GO HOME AND HAVE A HOT SHOWER. I
DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY JULIA CALLED
YOU. I'M SURE THE POLICE WOULD
HAVE GIVEN US A RIDE.
>> I JUST WANT TO SEE THE KIDS.
>> CAN I TAKE THEM HOME?
>> I'D LIKE TO DO A RAPE KIT
FIRST.
>> WHAT? HE RAPED YOU?
>> NO. UH, WE ALREADY TOLD YOU
THAT.
>> WELL, HONESTLY, A LOT OF
WOMEN SAY THAT ON THE NIGHT OF
AN ATTACK.
>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THESE
WOMEN HAVE BEEN TERRORIZED. NOW
YOU WANT TO VIOLATE THEM AS
WELL?
>> LOOK. I'M JUST TRYING TO DO
MY JOB. I MEAN, THIS GUY COULD
DO THIS AGAIN, AND I WOULD HATE
TO LOSE EVIDENCE BECAUSE THEY
WENT HOME AND THEY
TOOK A SHOWER.
>> NO. NO, JULIA, I WANT TO GO
HOME.
>> WHY DON'T YOU TAKE YOUR RAPE
KIT, PUT IT NEXT TO YOUR BOX OF
DOUGHNUTS, AND GO ARREST SOME
BAD GUYS?
LET'S GO.
[INDISTINCT POLICE RADIO]
>> HEY, SEANNIE, YOU NAME ME ONE
DOCTOR--I DON'T CARE WHAT
COUNTRY HE'S FROM--STILL MAKES
HOUSE CALLS.
>> YEAH. NAME ONE WHO CHARGES
$1,200 AN HOUR AND DOESN'T TAKE
INSURANCE.
>> I HEARD THAT.
>> HEH HEH! OOH, I CAN'T LAUGH.
YOU FEEL THAT? THAT'S THE
RADIOACTIVE WAVES HEATING THE
SKIN AND STIMULATING COLLAGEN
GROWTH.
>> I KNOW HOW IT WORKS, AIDAN.
I'M A DOCTOR, REMEMBER?
>> WHEN WE'RE DONE HERE, WE'RE
GONNA LOOK YOUNGER THAN THE
OLSEN TWINS.
>> I NEED TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.
I'M NOT DOING THIS FOR RESEARCH.
I'M SEEING A GIRL.
A YOUNG GIRL.
>> WHAT IS SHE, 17? BECAUSE I
GOT A GUY THAT CAN FIX ALL THAT
UP. YEAH, BIRTH CERTIFICATE--
>> NO, NO, NO, SHE'S 18.
SHE'S MY EX-WIFE'S GIRLFRIEND'S
DAUGHTER.
>> DUDE, THE SEXUAL PERMUTATIONS
ARE FRYING MY BRAIN.
>> ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT ARE THE
50 DIFFERENT WAYS IT'S WRONG.
>> WHOA. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
HEY, HEY, HEY. GUILT IS THE
NUMBER ONE NEGATIVE CHI
PRODUCER. IF YOU LET THAT
FESTER, IT WILL AGE YOU,
SEANNIE. I NEED YOU TO EXHALE
AND LET IT GO.
YEAH.
>> I'M GOING TO BEGIN THE I.V.
PUSH TREATMENTS NOW.
>> OOH. I FEEL FLUSHED.
IS THAT NIACIN?
>> MMM.
>> AND MAGNESIUM PHOSPHOROUS
AND 4 TIMES THE DAILY
REQUIREMENT OF VITAMIN C.
ALL THE SKIN VITAMINS.
>> IS THIS REALLY GONNA TAKE
AWAY MY GRAY?
>> LOOK AT ME. I GOT THE HAIR OF
A 12-YEAR-OLD BOY.
I'M SAD YOU'RE SO HUNG UP ON
THIS ONE GIRL.
DUDE, TEENAGERS ARE SUPPOSED TO
BE FUN.
YOU KNOW? IT'S LIKE CANDY ON A
CONVEYOR BELT. ONE PASSES YOU
BY, OH, LOOK. THERE'S 20 MORE
COMING OF AGE RIGHT NOW.
>> NO. I'M CUTTING OFF GIRLS
BORN AFTER '79. THIS WAS AN
EXCEPTION AND A MISTAKE.
>> REALLY? SO THAT'S WHY YOU'RE
DOING ALL THIS?
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY SHE DUMPED
YOU?
BECAUSE YOU SHOWED HER THAT YOU
CARED. TEENAGERS ARE INSECURE.
YOU LET ON THAT YOU LIKE THEM,
THEY'RE GONNA THINK SOMETHING'S
WRONG WITH YOU.
>> NOT EDEN.
>> OK. ALL RIGHT.
ALL I'M GONNA SAY IS, THE HARDER
THE CHOCOLATY OUTSIDE, THE
GOOIER THE NOUGATY INSIDE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
HEY, I'M HAVING A BIG BASH THIS
WEEKEND. WHY DON'T YOU COME BY?
THERE'LL BE COCAINE, YOUNG
GIRLS. HUH? WHAT DO YOU SAY?
[BEEPING]
>> AH. YOU AND AIDAN DONE
JERKING EACH OTHER OFF?
>> I THINK HE LOOKS GREAT. GIVE
ME YOUR GURU'S NUMBER.
>> DID HE WAX YOUR VAGINAS AS
WELL?
>> AHH. MY SKIN IS TIGHT, MY CHI
IS ALIGNED, AND I FEEL 10 YEARS
YOUNGER. YOU SHOULD TRY IT,
CHRISTIAN. YOU'RE LOOKING A
LITTLE ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES.
>> DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT IT, BUT
JULIA AND OLIVIA GOT CARJACKED
LAST NIGHT.
>> WHAT? ARE THEY OK?
>> PHYSICALLY. I PICKED THEM UP
FROM THE POLICE STATION THIS
MORNING.
>> I SHOULD CALL THEM.
>> AH, DON'T WORRY. SHE'LL BE IN
HERE THIS AFTERNOON. SHE NEEDS
TO TALK TO THE BOTH OF US.
>> WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? I MEAN,
I DIDN'T GET ANY MESSAGES.
>> SHE CALLED ME BECAUSE I'M
GOOD WHEN THINGS GET HOT.
>> AND I'M NOT?
>> LOOK. WE'RE ALL JUST FRIENDS,
RIGHT? I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT
IT.
YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE HELL
THIS IS?
>> IT'S A MICROCHIP, BUT THERE'S
NO SERIAL NUMBER.
>> I'VE SEEN ONE OF THOSE
BEFORE...ON THE WEBSITES ABOUT
ALIEN ABDUCTION. THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT AN IMPLANT LOOKS LIKE.
>> WHENEVER I WONDER WHY YOU'RE
SINGLE, YOU HAVE WAYS OF LETTING
ME KNOW.
>> TEASE ME ALL YOU WANT, BUT I
SAW A UFO IN MIAMI, CHRISTIAN,
AND I WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE.
>> OH, COME ON, LIZ.
THIS IS MAN MADE.
>> THEN HOW DID THIS GET IN HIS
BACK? AND WHY DOESN'T IT HAVE
ANY MARKINGS ON IT? YOU THINK
CREATURES WHO ARE INTELLIGENT
ENOUGH TO TRAVEL THROUGH SPACE
AREN'T SMART ENOUGH TO CREATE
DEVICES MADE OUT OF CARBON?
>> JEEZ.
[KNOCK ON WINDOW]
>> UH!
>> SEND THAT OUT FOR TESTS.
>> WHERE?
>> ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO
THIS?
>> I BROUGHT YOU GUYS HERE FOR
SUPPORT, NOT TO TALK ME OUT OF
IT.
>> I SUPPORT YOU.
>> WE BOTH DO.
BUYING A GUN IS A COMPLETELY
APPROPRIATE REACTION FOR WHAT
HAPPENED TO YOU.
>> THANK YOU.
>> YOU'RE FAR MORE LIKELY TO BE
KILLED BY YOUR OWN GUN THAN
A CRIMINAL'S.
>> THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID
AFTER YOUR ATTACK.
A REPUBLICAN IS A DEMOCRAT,
WHO'S BEEN MUGGED.
>> THAT'S A .45.
MY GIRL DIGS IT BECAUSE IT FITS
IN HER HAND.
>> PICK IT UP.
>> OH, YEAH. THAT IS HEAVY.
>> LOOK AT IT LIKE A CELL PHONE
ON A LONG DRIVE.
YOU NEVER HAVE TO USE IT.
IT'S ALL ABOUT STATE OF MIND.
>> OK. I'M GONNA SAY IT.
THIS IS INSANE.
JULIA, YOU WERE THE VICTIM OF
A RANDOM ATTACK.
ONE IN A MILLION.
THIS IS AN OVERREACTION.
>> WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET ABOUT
THIS?
>> BECAUSE MY KIDS LIVE WITH
YOU.
>> SO GET A LOCK.
>> YOU KNOW, I'M NOT SURE SHE
SHOULD BE TAKING ADVICE FROM
A MAN WHOSE IDEA OF TAKING
RESPONSIBILITY IS PULLING OUT.
>> AH! WOULD YOU TWO SHUT UP?
I THINK THAT THIS WILL FIT IN MY
PURSE AND, UM...
[JULIA CLEARS THROAT]
I'LL TAKE IT.
>> * I WAS OF POOR FOLK
BUT MY MOTHER HAD A RABBIT FUR
COAT AND A GIRL OF LESS
CHARACTER PUSHED HER DOWN
THE L.A. RIVER
AND OVER THAT RABBIT FUR COAT
SHE PUT A KNIFE TO HER THROAT
AND OVER THAT RABBIT FUR COAT
WHEN MY MOM REFUSED, THE GIRL
KICKED DIRT ON HER BLOUSE
"STAY AWAY FROM MY MANSION
HOUSE"
MY MOTHER REALLY SUFFERED FOR
THAT, SPENT HER LIFE IN
A GOLD-PLATED BODY CAST
NOW YOU ASK, DID SHE GET
THAT GIRL BACK?
SHE PAID A VISIT TO THAT MANSION
HOUSE
SHE KNEW THE GIRL WAS NOT THERE
BUT HER FATHER WAS IN
CUFFLINKS WITH SLICKED BACK
BLACK HAIR
HE INVITED HER IN, THEY NEVER
SANG A NOTE, BUT SHE TOOK OFF
THAT RABBIT FUR COAT *
>> THE CHIP WORKS AS SORT OF
A LOJACK, EXCEPT FOR PEOPLE.
AND I REALIZE THAT SOUNDS REALLY
CRUEL, BUT THIS IS THE THIRD
TIME MY FATHER'S WANDERED AWAY
FROM THE NURSING HOME.
AND THE LAST TIME, HE ALMOST
DIED FROM HYPOTHERMIA.
>> WE'RE JUST HAPPY IT STARTED
WORKING AGAIN.
>> THIS IS NOT MY DAUGHTER.
MY DAUGHTER IS FAT.
>> DR. LEE, THIS IS YOUR
DAUGHTER WENDY.
SHE HAS THE I.D. AND YOUR
MEDICAL FILE TO PROVE IT.
AND YOU HAVE ALZHEIMER'S
DISEASE, WHICH IS MAKING YOU
VERY CONFUSED RIGHT NOW, BUT YOU
DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT
ANYTHING.
>> THEY'LL TELL YOU ANYTHING TO
DISCREDIT ME.
I'VE COME TOO CLOSE.
>> OK. OK, DADDY, IT'S TIME TO
GO NOW, ALL RIGHT?
>> GET YOUR HAND OFF ME.
I WON'T GO WITH HER.
LOOK AT ME.
I'M NOT CRAZY.
>> THESE MEN ARE FROM THE CARE
FACILITY.
THEY'RE GONNA TAKE REAL GOOD
CARE OF YOU.
>> IT'S 2007.
GEORGE BUSH IS PRESIDENT.
THE CELTICS ARE GOOD AGAIN.
PLEASE! I DON'T WANT TO GO WITH
THEM.
PLEASE! I DON'T WANT TO GO WITH
THEM.
I DON'T WANT TO GO--
>> * WE'VE BEEN HERE TOO LONG
TRYIN' TO GET ALONG, PRETENDING
THAT YOU'RE, OH, SO SHY
I'M A NATURAL MA'AM DOING ALL
I CAN, MY TEMPERATURE IS RUNNING
HIGH
CRY AT NIGHT
NO ONE IN SIGHT
AND WE GOT SO MUCH TO SHARE... *
>> OH, THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS.
DUDE! DUDE!
OH, THE DOCTOR'S IN THE HOUSE,
EVERYBODY.
THIS IS THE DEBATE TEAM.
>> OH, HI.
>> ALL RIGHT, GIRLS, YOU CAN
TAKE OFF.
WHY DON'T YOU GO ARGUE WITH
SOMEBODY?
HA HA!
SERIOUSLY, TAKE OFF.
BUT I'M GONNA BE CHECKING YOUR
NOTES TO SEE WHO WON, CHERYL.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THAT'S HER
NAME.
HEY, SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
MY THEME?
I GOT THIS WHOLE HELL THING
GOING.
I CALL IT DANTE'S INFERNAL.
>> I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING
ABOUT GOING HOME.
>> WHOA! YOU CAN'T GO HOME.
COME ON. YOU'RE MY WING MAN.
YOU NEVER ABANDON YOUR WING MAN.
DIDN'T YOU SEE "TOP GUN"?
>> I APPRECIATE THE EFFORT.
THIS JUST ISN'T FOR ME.
>> WHAT? GOOD ENERGY'S NOT
FOR YOU OR SOME WOMEN?
>> OH, SHIT.
>> WHAT?
>> THAT'S HER.
>> WOW. SHE'S LIKE A LITTLE
LION CUB.
>> I, UH, I GOT TO GO.
>> OH, NO, NO, NO.
WELL, DO YOU WANT HER?
>> YES.
>> YEAH.
>> * ...OH, YEAH *
>> OK. CHUG.
>> OK.
[LAUGHTER]
>> THAT'S IT. NOW WE'RE--
EXCUSE ME, LADIES.
>> OH...
>> JUST MADE A LITTLE JUMP.
>> SEAN.
>> HEY!
>> YOU KNOW MY BOY SEAN?
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> HA HA! ABBY, PANTY TIME.
LET'S GO.
PANTY--RIGHT HERE.
WHO'S NEXT?
>> COME, GET A DRINK WITH ME.
>> I'LL CATCH UP.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE LEFT, ABBY?
I'M KILLING.
>> * ...YOU'LL GET OUT, OUT
OUT *
>> THAT WAS NICE WORK.
>> STEP OFF, REXY.
>> HEY.
>> HEY.
>> WANT TO GO SOMEWHERE PRIVATE?
>> IMPRESSIVE.
>> I GOT A LITTLE OBSESSED WITH
PERSONAL SAFETY AFTER I GOT
ATTACKED.
>> THANKS FOR DOING THIS WITH ME
HERE TODAY.
YOU KNOW, I COULDN'T HAVE DONE
IT ALONE.
AND SEAN WAS SO JUDGMENTAL ABOUT
THESE THINGS.
>> YOU'VE ALWAYS COME TO ME
WHEN YOU NEEDED STRENGTH.
HOW'S OLIVIA?
>> LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED.
>> I'D BE IN DENIAL, TOO, IF I
FELL APART LIKE SHE DID.
>> YOU KNOW, THAT IS NOT FAIR,
CHRISTIAN.
>> OH, COME ON.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME YOU WEREN'T
SHOCKED BY THE WAY SHE REACTED.
>> FINE. I WAS SURPRISED, OK?
>> WELL, THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR
DATING A WOMAN.
>> OH!
>> NO WONDER YOU WANT A GUN.
[JULIA LAUGHS WEAKLY]
NOW IT'S YOUR TURN.
REMEMBER, YOU HAVE TO START
A RELATIONSHIP WITH IT.
WITHOUT YOU, THEN IT'S JUST
A PAPERWEIGHT, OK?
NOW PUT THE MAGAZINE IN.
[MAGAZINE SNAPS INTO PLACE]
EXCELLENT.
OK, NOW SPREAD YOUR LEGS
AND BEND YOUR KNEES.
SO RAISE THE GUN.
THERE YOU GO.
AND AIM IT.
THEN MOVE YOUR FINGER OVER
THE TRIGGER.
GOOD. YOU FEEL THAT?
>> YEAH.
>> FEELS GOOD, DON'T IT?
OK. OK.
NOW SQUEEZE.
>> HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> PACKING.
>> WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?
>> I HAD TO STEAL IT.
CERTAINLY YOU COULDN'T AFFORD
IT.
>> ARE WE GOING SOMEWHERE?
>> YOU ARE GOING NOWHERE, WHICH
IS WHY I AM LEAVING.
>> I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING GOOD
HERE.
[KIMBER CHUCKLES]
>> HAVE YOU LOOKED AT THIS
PLACE?
>> I GOT A JOB.
>> OH, REALLY? WHERE?
BURGER KING?
HA HA! OH, MY GOD. I KNEW IT.
LOOK, I MADE A DEAL WITH
CHRISTIAN.
HE DOES MY SURGERY, I DUMP YOU.
>> OH, I THOUGHT HE WAS DOING
THAT FOR US, YOU KNOW, TO HELP
US.
>> THAT'S WHAT I TOLD YOU, BUT
I LIED.
>> YOU KNOW, HE'S JUST
MANIPULATING YOU AGAIN, KIMBER.
>> NO, HE'S NOT, BECAUSE IT WAS
MY IDEA.
AND NO MATTER HOW GOOD HE CAN
MAKE ME LOOK, I CAN'T MOVE
FORWARD CARRYING YOUR DEAD
WEIGHT.
>> I LOVE YOU.
>> OH! STOP. PLEASE, MATT.
YOU'RE PATHETIC.
>> WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE
EARRINGS?
DID YOU HAVE TO STEAL THOSE,
TOO?
>> RAM GAVE THEM TO ME.
WE'RE RELAUNCHING THE KIMBER
DOLL.
YOU KNOW, IT WAS A CELEBRATORY
GIFT.
>> DID YOU SLEEP WITH HIM?
>> OF COURSE I DID.
AND IT WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT I
HAVE COME IN MONTHS.
>> OH. OH, CHRIST.
I...
[MATT CLEARS THROAT]
I AM SO SORRY.
SO, UM...
[MATT COUGHS]
SO WHAT ABOUT JENNA?
>> JENNA WILL BE AT RAM'S WITH
THE NANNY, AND THAT'S WHERE SHE
WILL BE STAYING WHEN I AM NOT
WITH HER.
>> YOU CAN'T TAKE HER
AWAY FROM ME.
>> OH, REALLY?
YOU WANT TO FIGHT ME,
JOHNNY BURGER KING?
RAM ADORES HER, OK?
AND HE'S GOT A LOT OF MONEY.
I NEVER LOVED YOU, MATT.
I TOLD YOU I DID, BUT I LIED.
AND I'M REALLY SORRY.
I HOPE SOME DAY WE CAN BE
FRIENDS.
[MATT GROANS]
[EXHALES]
[MATT SOBBING]
>> I CAN'T COME.
>> HA HA! IT'S THE "E."
HERE. TRY THIS.
>> AAH!
[LAUGHTER]
>> OHH, TOO HARD?
WHAT'S WRONG, SEAN?
>> CALL 911. I'M HAVING A HEART
ATTACK.
[SEAN COUGHING AND GASPING]
>> JESUS. SEAN, ARE YOU OK?
>> I CALLED YOU BOTH.
IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
>> OF COURSE IT IS!
>> SOME WEEK YOU'RE HAVING, HUH,
JULES?
>> HONEY, WHAT HAPPENED?
THE NURSE SAID THAT YOU MIGHT
HAVE HAD A HEART ATTACK.
>> HE DIDN'T HAVE
A HEART ATTACK.
HE HAD AN ADVERSE REACTION TO
ECSTASY.
>> JESUS CHRIST, MAN.
YOU KNOW THERE'S AN AGE LIMIT TO
THAT SHIT.
HUH? IT'S LIKE LISTENING TO
FALL OUT BOY.
IT'S THAT COCKNOCKER
AIDAN STONE.
HE'S A BAD INFLUENCE ON HIM.
>> AIDAN DIDN'T GIVE IT TO ME.
>> WELL, THEN WHO DID?
>> EDEN. WE'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR,
SORT OF.
>> SORT OF? SEAN, SHE'S A CHILD.
>> SHE'S 18.
AND I DIDN'T CALL YOU DOWN HERE
TO JUDGE ME.
COULD YOU JUST BE MY FRIEND
RIGHT NOW?
IS THAT ALL RIGHT?
>> NO. I MEAN, EVEN IF I COULD
GET PAST THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE
HAD SEX WITH YET ANOTHER BARELY
LEGAL GIRL, WHAT AM I MEANT TO
DO, SMILE AND JUST STROKE YOUR
BRUISED EGO WHEN YOU'VE SLEPT
WITH MY GIRLFRIEND'S DAUGHTER?
>> IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH
YOU.
>> BULLSHIT, SEAN! THERE ARE
A HUNDRED STARLETS YOU COULD
HAVE BEDDED. SH...
>> YOU'RE RIGHT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS
THINKING.
YES, I DO.
I'M 42 YEARS OLD, AND I CAN FEEL
IT.
MY KNEES CREAK WHEN I WALK.
I GET UP TO PEE TWICE A NIGHT.
YOU KNOW WHO I AM NOW WHEN I
SMILE AT TWENTY-SOMETHING GIRLS?
I'M THE CREEPY OLD GUY.
MY FLAME IS DYING, AND I CAN
FEEL THE COLD AIR COMING IN.
EDEN REIGNITED ME.
SHE WAS LIKE A BUCKET OF
GASOLINE.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME
ABOUT THE SPIRITUAL BENEFITS OF
YOUNG PUSSY, SEAN.
I'VE BEEN DIPPING MYSELF IN
THOSE HEALING WATERS FOR YEARS.
>> HA HA! YEAH, YOU HAVE!
[SEAN SNORTS]
I'M SORRY IF I SCARED YOU GUYS.
I DIDN'T MEAN...
I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO ANY OF THIS.
>> OH, COME ON. COME ON.
WE'VE ALL GOT REGRETS, MADE
MISTAKES, RIGHT?
WE'RE HERE FOR YOU.
>> THANKS.
>> OK?
>> WE NEED TO TALK.
>> ABOUT WHAT, YOUR SEXUAL
IDENTITY CRISIS?
SAVE IT FOR THE SHRINK, LESBOT.
>> LISTEN TO ME, YOU LITTLE
BITCH.
YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM
SEAN.
YOU THINK THIS SOPHOMORIC ACT
IS CHARMING?
IT'S NOT.
YOU THINK THAT PRANCING AROUND
IN YOUR PLAID SKIRT AND SEDUCING
OLDER MEN MAKES YOU SPECIAL?
IT DOESN'T.
IT MAKES YOU A STUPID WHORE.
>> I HAVE DEEP FEELINGS FOR
SEAN, JULIA.
AND I CAN PROVIDE HIM THINGS
THAT YOU NO LONGER CAN, SUCH AS
YOUTH AND A CERTAIN TIGHTNESS.
>> LISTEN, DO NOT SCREW WITH HIM
OR ANY OTHER MEMBER OF MY
FAMILY.
AND YOU ESPECIALLY DON'T SCREW
WITH ME, OR I WILL TALK YOUR
MOTHER INTO SENDING YOU AWAY TO
REFORM SCHOOL FAR, FAR AWAY FROM
US.
DO YOU HEAR ME? GOOD.
>> IS THAT DECAF?
>> YES, DAD.
>> HELLO.
DR. McNAMARA, DR. TROY?
>> MM-HMM.
>> I WAS WONDERING IF YOU
RECENTLY TREATED
A DR. JOSHUA LEE.
ABOUT 6-FEET, 70.
>> DEEP VOICE?
>> THAT'S HIM.
OH, THANK GOD.
WHEN THE INSURANCE BILL CAME, I
GOT THIS JOLT OF HOPE, BUT I
WOULDN'T LET MYSELF BELIEVE IT
UNTIL I WAS SURE.
I'M SORRY.
I'M MOTOR-MOUTHING.
IT'S JUST THAT MY FATHER HAS
BEEN MISSING FOR MONTHS.
HE JUST DISAPPEARED.
NO CHANGE OF CLOTHES, NO NOTE.
THEY HAD TO SUSPEND HIS NASA
PROJECT.
>> I'M SORRY.
DID YOU SAY YOUR FATHER?
>> YES. CAN I SEE HIM?
>> YOUR SISTER PICKED HIM UP
YESTERDAY.
>> I DON'T HAVE A SISTER.
>> HER NAME IS WENDY.
>> THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
I'M WENDY.
>> HE DID SAY SHE WAS FAT.
>> I HAVE A THYROID CONDITION.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WHY WOULD SOMEONE CLAIMING TO BE
ME COME AND TAKE MY FATHER AWAY?
HE'S A BROKE SCIENTIST WHO GETS
OFF LOOKING AT THE STARS.
WHO WOULD DO THIS? WHO?
>> YOU ASSHOLE.
>> I GUESS KIMBER LOWERED
THE BOOM.
TAKE MY ADVICE--MOVE ON.
I JUST GAVE YOU AN EARLY
BIRTHDAY PRESENT.
>> I LOVE HER. SHE'S ALL I HAVE.
>> IT KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE YOUR
WHOLE SORRY-ASS LIFE, DON'T IT?
HUH? NO MONEY, NO PROSPECTS, AND
THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE IS AN OLD
SKANK WHO'S ABOUT TO TAKE IT UP
THE ASS AGAIN FOR CASH.
>> YOU KNOW, SHE TOOK JENNA.
BEEN LIVING WITH SOME
MILLIONAIRE PORN PRODUCER, AND
SHE WON'T EVEN LET ME SEE HER!
>> COME HERE.
GET IN HERE.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> COME ON. I'M TRYING TO MAKE
A MAN OUT OF YOU.
HUH? YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN SUCH
A WHEEZY LITTLE BITCH.
NO WONDER KIMBER DUMPED YOU.
>> WHAT? YOU DON'T LOVE ME
ANYMORE EITHER?
>> OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.
I'M YOUR FATHER.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU UNTIL
YOU GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, YOU
HEAR ME?
YOU NEED TO GROW UP, MATT, AND
DO IT FAST.
UNTIL THEN, CONSIDER YOURSELF
AN ORPHAN.
[KNOCK KNOCK]
>> IS SEAN HOME?
>> NO. HE'S AT HIS INTERNIST'S.
WHY?
>> I NEED YOU.
MAKE LOVE TO ME.
TAKE CARE OF ME.
>> * TURN AROUND *
>> * EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET
A LITTLE BIT LONELY
AND YOU'RE NEVER COMING ROUND *
>> * TURN AROUND *
>> * EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET
A LITTLE BIT TIRED OF LISTENING
TO THE SOUND OF MY TEARS *
>> * TURN AROUND *
>> * EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET
A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS
THAT THE BEST OF ALL THE YEARS
HAVE GONE BY *
>> * TURN AROUND *
>> * EVERY NOW AND THEN I
GET A LITTLE BIT TERRIFIED
AND THEN I SEE THE LOOK
IN YOUR EYES *
>> * TURN AROUND, BRIGHT EYES *
>> * EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL
APART *
>> * TURN AROUND, BRIGHT EYES *
>> * EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL
APART... *
>> OW! JESUS!
>> * EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET
A LITTLE BIT RESTLESS AND I
DREAM OF SOMETHING WILD *
>> * TURN AROUND *
>> * EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET
A LITTLE BIT HELPLESS AND
I'M LYING LIKE A CHILD
IN YOUR ARMS *
>> * TURN AROUND *
>> * EVERY NOW AND THEN I GET
A LITTLE BIT TERRIFIED
BUT THEN I SEE THE LOOK
IN YOUR EYES *
>> * TURN AROUND, BRIGHT EYES *
>> * EVERY NOW AND THEN I FALL
APART
AND I NEED YOU NOW TONIGHT-- *
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