Original subtitles

>> PREVIOUSLY ON "NIP/TUCK"...

>> OH, GOD.

>> I´M NOT HERE BECAUSE YOU´RE

PERFECT.

I´M HERE BECAUSE YOU´RE YOU.

I THINK WE SHOULD GET MARRIED.

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT GIRL?

>> SHE´S OLIVIA´S DAUGHTER.

>> WHAT´S YOUR REAL FEAR, SEAN?

THAT I´LL CORRUPT ANNIE OR THAT

I´LL CORRUPT YOU?

>> I´VE LEFT KIMBER, DAD, AND

I´VE TAKEN THE BABY.

>> DID YOU GET IT?

>> $300 WORTH, COURTESY OF MY

TWO DADS.

>> OLIVIA SAID THE ONLY WAY I´D

GET YOU OUT OF MY SYSTEM WAS TO

SLEEP WITH YOU.

I GUESS SHE WAS RIGHT.

>> WHOA, THIS L.A. TRAFFIC, I´LL

TELL YOU.

I´M SORRY I´M LATE, MR. DARLING.

>> CALL ME CHAZ, AND, UH, YOU

HAVE NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR,

DOCTOR.

YOU DID NOT TELL ME HE WAS

BRINGING SEXY BACK THAT HARD.

>> HMM.

>> EVE, THIS IS A SURPRISE.

>> OH, WELL, I KNOW IT´S CHAZ´S

CONSULT, BUT I HAD TO COME

SUPPORT MY B.G.F.

BEST GAY FRIEND.

>> YEAH, WELL, EVERY GIRL NEEDS

ONE.

OF COURSE, I STARTED OUT AS HER

STYLIST AND FASHION CONSULTANT,

SO...

>> DOES SEAN KNOW YOU´RE HERE?

>> OH, I THOUGHT WE COULD KEEP

THIS OUR LITTLE SECRET.

SHOW McDREAMY WHY WE CAME TODAY.

>> THE LEFT ONE WAS NORMAL

UNTIL I WAS, LIKE, 15.

THEN IT JUST GOT ALL BRITNEY ON

ME.

>> HORMONES DURING PUBERTY CAN

AFFECT NIPPLE GROWTH, CAUSE THEM

TO ENLARGE.

IT´S NOT UNCOMMON.

>> IN MY WORLD, IT IS.

I MEAN, I WON´T GO TO THE BEACH

OR SIT BY THE POOL OR WEAR

BUTTON-DOWNS, NOT EVEN IF

THEY´RE MARC JACOBS.

>> THAT´S WHERE YOU COME IN.

>> I´D BE HAPPY TO HELP.

[CLEARS THROAT]

>> DR. HICKEY IS AN EXCELLENT

PLASTIC SURGEON DOWN IN SANTA

MONICA.

GOOD LUCK.

>> I SHOW YOU MY SHAME, AND

YOU´RE KICKING ME OUT?

>> GO GET ME A PERRIER.

I´LL HANDLE THIS, OK?

>> YOU´RE A MEAN ONE,

MR. GRINCH.

[DOOR CLOSES]

>> I KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU, AND

JUST BECAUSE MY PARTNER IS A

PUSHOVER WHEN IT COMES TO

COCK-TEASERS LIKE YOURSELF

DOESN´T MEAN THAT I AM, SO TAKE

YOUR "SPOILED LITTLE RICH GIRL"

ATTITUDE AND YOUR BEST GAY FREAK

AND GO TO SOMEBODY WHO CARES.

>> YOU DON´T EVEN KNOW ME, AND

YOU´LL KICK ME OUT JUST BASED

ON WHAT SEAN SAYS?

YOU TWO MUST BE GOOD FRIENDS TO

SHARE THAT KIND OF LOYALTY.

NO WONDER HE´D BE DEVASTATED TO

FIND OUT YOU SLEPT WITH JULIA.

I KNOW ABOUT YOUR LITTLE TRYST

WITH JULIA, DR. TROY.

THE THING ABOUT LIVING WITH

DYKES, THEY´RE ALWAYS SHARING

THEIR EMOTIONS WHERE US SPOILED,

LITTLE RICH KIDS CAN OVERHEAR.

PERSONALLY, I´M DISAPPOINTED.

SEE, I THOUGHT ALL IT WOULD TAKE

WAS SOME GOOD DICK TO PULL HER

BACK TO THE HETERO SIDE, BUT I

GUESS YOU FELL SHORT IN THAT

REGARD.

>> YOU DON´T WANT TO PLAY THIS

GAME WITH ME.

I DON´T PLAY BY THE SAME RULES

AS SEAN.

YOU´RE GOING TO GET YOURSELF

HURT.

>> OH, LIKE A SPANKING?

[LAUGHS]

LOOK, WE BOTH WANT THE SAME

THING, RIGHT?

TO HELP OUR FRIENDS.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ONE LITTLE

SURGERY, FREE OF CHARGE.

SAY, TOMORROW MORNING?

OTHERWISE, I WILL TELL SEAN

EVERYTHING, AND THEN WE´LL SEE

WHAT KIND OF PUSHOVER HE REALLY

IS.

>> ♫ AHH

MAKE ME

BEAUTIFUL ♫

♫ MAKE ME

THE PERFECT SOUL

A PERFECT MIND

A PERFECT FACE

A PERFECT

LIE ♫

>> ♫ DO IT AGAIN

DO IT AGAIN

DO IT AGAIN ♫

>> ♫ OH, MY GOD

WHAT HAVE I DONE? ♫

>> ♫ DO IT AGAIN ♫

>> ♫ ALL I WANTED

WAS A LITTLE FUN ♫

>> ♫ DO IT AGAIN ♫

>> ♫ GOT A BRAIN

LIKE BUBBLEGUM ♫

>> ♫ DO IT AGAIN ♫

>> ♫ BLOWING UP MY CRANIUM ♫

>> ♫ DO IT AGAIN ♫

>> ♫ OH, MY GOD

WHAT HAVE I DONE? ♫

>> ♫ DO IT AGAIN ♫

>> ♫ ALL I WANTED

WAS A LITTLE FUN ♫

>> ♫ DO IT AGAIN ♫

>> ♫ GOT A BRAIN

LIKE BUBBLEGUM ♫

>> ♫ DO IT AGAIN ♫

>> ♫ BLOWING UP MY CRANIUM ♫

>> ♫ DO IT AGAIN ♫

>> ♫ OH, MY GOD

WHAT HAVE I DONE? ♫

>> ♫ DO IT AGAIN ♫

[BABY CRYING]

[CLICKING NOISE]

>> HEY, YOU SAID WE COOKED IT

ALL.

>> WE DID.

I WAS TRYING TO VISUALIZE OUR

NEXT SCORE.

IT´S "THE SECRET."

IT´S THIS BOOK.

I READ IT.

I READ IT, LIKE, THREE TIMES

WHEN YOU WERE OUT.

IT´S -- IT´S -- THE UNIVERSE

WORKS THROUGH LAWS OF

ATTRACTION.

WHEN YOU PUT IT OUT TO THE

WORLD, SOMETHING YOU WANT,

INSTEAD OF FOCUSING ON WHAT YOU

DON´T, THEN IT COMES TO YOU.

IT´S LIKE A MAGNET.

DO YOU WANT TO TRY IT?

>> NO.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

>> [WHISPERING] I TOLD YOU.

IT WORKS.

[REGULAR VOICE] IT WORKED.

DID YOU FEEL THE UNIVERSE

CALLING YOU LIKE A MAGNET JUST

NOW?

>> UH...

>> YEAH, SHE MEANS DID YOU

BRING THE METH?

>> THE MONEY FIRST, REMEMBER?

>> RIGHT, UM...

[CLEARS THROAT]

MM-HMM.

UH, UM, WE DON´T HAVE IT.

>> AW, THAT SUCKS FOR YOU.

>> WAIT, NO!

NO, NO, NO.

WAIT A SECOND.

MAYBE YOU AND I COULD WORK OUT

SOME KIND OF PAYMENT PLAN.

THE WORLD IS INFINITELY

ABUNDANT, AND MAYBE YOU COULD

JUST VISUALIZE SOMETHING THAT

YOU WANT?

>> YEAH, I KNOW WHAT I WANT.

I WANT SOME OF THAT BACK-DOOR

ACTION LIKE I SEEN IN YOUR

MOVIES.

YOU GIVE ME THAT, I GIVE YOU THE

WHOLE ROCK.

ASS FOR CASH.

>> WELL, DO YOU WANT STRAIGHT

SEX, OR DO YOU WANT ANAL?

>> HERE´S YOUR BACK DOOR,

ASSHOLE.

YOU ARE NOT SCREWING HIM FOR

MONEY!

JESUS, BABY!

>> I´M SORRY, I´M SORRY!

>> HONEY, WE´RE SO MUCH MORE

THAN THAT.

>> I´M SORRY.

I KNOW.

I THINK I KNOW WHERE WE CAN GET

SOME REAL CASH.

>> DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THIS IS

DOING TO US?

YOU´VE PUT JULIA AND I IN A

VERY UNCOMFORTABLE POSITION.

>> MAYBE YOU´RE JUST USING THE

WRONG DILDO, MOM.

BESIDES, YOU´RE THE ONE THAT

TAUGHT ME TO USE MY BRAIN TO GET

WHAT I WANT.

>> BLACKMAIL IS NOT USING YOUR

BRAIN, EDEN.

IT IS A CRIMINAL ACT.

>> YOU SAY TOMATO --

>> YOU´RE GOING TO APOLOGIZE TO

CHRISTIAN, AND THEN YOU´RE

GONNA PROMISE ME YOU´RE NEVER

GONNA MAKE A THREAT LIKE THAT

AGAIN.

>> I´M 18.

I MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS.

THERE´S NOTHING YOU CAN DO

ABOUT THAT.

>> I DON´T KNOW WHAT ELSE I CAN

DO.

I MEAN, THE MORE I INTERFERE,

THE WORSE SHE SEEMS TO BEHAVE,

OR MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST TELL

SEAN OURSELVES.

YOU KNOW HE´S GETTING

RE-MARRIED.

DOESN´T CARE ABOUT ME

ANYMORE.

>> THIS ISN´T ABOUT YOU, JULIA.

THIS IS ABOUT ME AND SEAN.

OUR FRIENDSHIP BARELY SURVIVED

THE LAST TIME HE FOUND OUT.

HE´LL NEVER FORGIVE ME NOW.

>> IF YOU TELL SEAN, I´LL NEVER

FORGIVE YOU.

>> FINE, I WON´T SAY A WORD...

IF YOU DUMP THE WITCH OF

EASTWICK.

>> IS THAT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT?

IT´S EITHER YOU OR JULIA?

>> SHE´S NOT EVEN GAY, MOM.

HOW CAN YOU STAND TO BE WITH

SOMEONE WHO´S LIVING A LIE?

NICE TRY, GUYS.

DIDN´T WORK.

>> COME ON, ALL THIS ESTROGEN,

YOU CAN´T CONTROL ONE LITTLE

TEENAGER?

>> I JUST DON´T KNOW WHERE I

WENT WRONG WITH HER, WHERE ALL

THIS VENOM CAME FROM.

SEAN´S THE INNOCENT IN ALL THIS.

>> YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

>> WHAT´S SHE LOOK LIKE?

>> WHAT?

>> THE WOMAN YOU WERE

FANTASIZING ABOUT, BECAUSE YOU

DEFINITELY WEREN´T WITH ME JUST

THEN.

>> OF COURSE I WAS.

>> OK, IF YOU´RE GOING TO

FANTASIZE ABOUT SOMEBODY ELSE,

AT LEAST HAVE THE BALLS TO ADMIT

IT.

I´M NOT STUPID.

>> KATE, WHAT THE...

I´M SORRY.

YOU WERE AMAZING.

I JUST HAD THIS IMAGE IN MY

HEAD.

MY WIFE AND I WERE MARRIED

ALMOST 20 YEARS.

THE LAST 10 YEARS, THE SEX --

>> YOU KNOW WHAT?

I´M NOT JULIA, OK?

I´M NOT INTERESTED IN HAVING

MUTUAL MASTURBATION SESSIONS FOR

THE REST OF OUR LIVES.

YOU KNOW WHAT DOOMS

RELATIONSHIPS?

IT IS NOT MONEY.

IT IS NOT SEX.

IT IS SECRETS, AND YOU OF ALL

PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT.

LOOK, IF I´M GONNA MARRY YOU, I

WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING THAT

TURNS YOU ON.

IT´S THAT HONESTY THAT´S GONNA

KEEP US TOGETHER.

IT´S NOT GONNA PULL US APART.

>> WELL, I, UH, WAS THINKING

ABOUT A SCHOOLGIRL.

SHE´S WEARING THIS LITTLE

UNIFORM, NO PANTIES, AND SHE´S

SUCH A BAD LITTLE WHORE, SHE

NEEDS A SPANKING.

IS IT TOO MUCH?

>> NO!

NO, NO, NO, NO, IT´S...

>> WELL, YOU SAID --

>> NO, IT´S GOOD.

I KNOW, I KNOW.

IT´S GOOD.

I -- I FEEL CLOSER, DON´T YOU?

>> YEAH.

>> I DO, OK.

>> DEFINITELY.

>> YOU KNOW, I´VE GOT, LIKE, A

3:00 AM CALL, SO I´M GONNA --

I´M GONNA GO TO SLEEP, OK?

>> OH, YEAH.

ME, TOO.

>> NOW.

SO...

>> ♫ I´VE GOT A SECRET

I CANNOT SAY

BLAME ALL THE MOVEMENT

TO GIVE IT AWAY ♫

>> HI, DADDY.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>> JUST WATCHING YOUR FRIEND,

MY DOCTOR.

>> ♫ WHATEVER YOU DO

DON´T TELL ANYONE

WHATEVER YOU DO

DON´T TELL ANYONE

LOOK FOR REFLECTIONS ♫

>> WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH

YOU?

YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT HER,

AND YOU STILL WENT BEHIND MY

BACK?

>> I´M ASSUMING YOU´RE TALKING

ABOUT EDEN.

>> WHO THE HELL ELSE WOULD I BE

TALKING ABOUT?

AND DON´T TELL ME YOU SLEPT WITH

HER, BECAUSE THAT WOULD END

THIS PARTNERSHIP RIGHT HERE,

RIGHT NOW.

>> WHAT EXACTLY DID SHE TELL

YOU?

>> THAT YOU AGREED TO FIX HER

FRIEND FOR FREE?

>> CHAZ IS A STYLIST TO THE

STARS, OK?

HE´S GOT A HUGE CLIENT LIST, AND

HE´S GONNA SEND REFERRALS OUR

WAY, ALL RIGHT?

LOOK, YOU´VE GOT THIS GREAT GIG

WITH THE TV SHOW.

I´M JUST TRYING TO DO THE MOST

WITH MY OPPORTUNITIES, OK?

IS THAT WHY YOU´RE REALLY ANGRY?

I MEAN, YOU´RE ACTING LIKE A

JEALOUS BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW.

IF I´M SURFING YOUR TURF --

>> DON´T BE RIDICULOUS, AND

DON´T EVER LIE TO ME LIKE THAT

AGAIN.

>> ♫ WHATEVER YOU DO

DON´T TELL ANYONE ♫

>> OH, BEST GIRL-ON-GIRL OF

2005, "LADY AND THE TRAMPS."

WEREN´T YOU UP FOR THAT ONE?

>> OH, GOD, THOSE WERE THE DAYS.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

>> SOMEBODY IN THIS ROOM CALL

FOR A PLUMBER?

>> WHY, YES, I DID.

ARE YOU HERE TO FIX MY PIPES?

>> OH, I DON´T KNOW.

I MIGHT HAVE TO JUST PROBE

AROUND A LITTLE BIT FIRST, MISS.

>> MM.

>> SEE WHAT I CAN FIND.

>> OOH, WELL.

[BABY CRIES]

PROBE AWAY.

>> MY PLEASURE.

>> OH!

[LAUGHTER]

REMEMBER THAT SHOOT?

>> YES, I REMEMBER THAT SHOOT.

>> OH, MY GOSH.

>> "PLUMBERS AND DYKES," STILL

OUR NUMBER ONE SELLER OF ALL

TIME.

>> IS IT REALLY?

>> YES, IT IS.

HAND TO GOD.

>> DOESN´T SURPRISE ME.

RAM, THIS IS MY HUSBAND MATT.

>> YEAH, HI.

AND HER MANAGER.

HEY, NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> YEAH, NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.

HERE, WHY DON´T YOU SIT DOWN?

>> OH, SURE.

>> YEAH, TAKE A LOAD OFF.

WHO´S THAT?

>> THIS IS JENNA.

>> JENNA?

>> MM-HMM.

>> I WAS REALLY HAPPY WHEN YOU

CALLED ME, KIMMY.

SO HOW YOU BEEN?

WHERE YOU BEEN?

WHAT´S -- WHAT´S BEEN GOING ON?

>> EXCUSE ME.

WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH HER?

WHY IS SHE DOING THIS?

>> I DON´T KNOW.

I THINK SHE MIGHT NEED A NEW

DIAPER.

>> WELL, I DON´T HAVE A DIAPER.

>> OH, WELL, WE DON´T HAVE ANY.

>> HEY, LET ME HELP.

HEY, BABY!

COME ON IN HERE.

I´VE GOT A LIVE ONE FOR YOU.

MY WIFE RUNS A DAYCARE CENTER.

>> YOU HAVE A DAYCARE CENTER

HERE?

>> WE´RE VERY, VERY

FAMILY-FRIENDLY THESE DAYS.

BUSTY, MY OLD FRIEND KIMMY AND

HER HUSBAND MATT.

>> OH, MY GOD!

KIMBER HENRY!

WOW, YOU ARE, LIKE, AN IDOL OF

MINE.

>> I THINK THE LITTLE GIRL NEEDS

A DIAPER CHANGE.

YOU MIND, UH, SEEING IF YOU

COULD HANDLE THAT WHILE WE TALK

SHOP?

[BABY CRYING]

>> OH, OH, SWEETIE.

OK, OK.

SHH, SHH, SHH.

>> SO WHERE WERE WE, HUH?

>> HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DOUBLE

YOUR SALES THIS QUARTER?

I WANT BACK IN THE BUSINESS.

>> YOU KNOW, JUST A FEW CHOICE

TITLES, NOTHING TOO RAUNCHY,

PROVIDED THERE´S AN ADVANCE

INVOLVED.

>> THAT´S A VERY -- THAT´S A

VERY TEMPTING OFFER, REALLY.

IT REALLY IS, BUT, UM, I DON´T

THINK YOU´RE READY.

>> ARE YOU KIDDING?

RAM, I COULD SADDLE UP THIS

AFTERNOON.

>> YOU NEED TO KICK THE METH,

HON.

I CAN SEE THE SIGNS, THE WEIGHT

LOSS, THE BAD SKIN.

ALL THAT STUFF SHOWS UP ON

CAMERA.

IT´S VERY, VERY BAD FOR MY

COMPANY´S IMAGE.

MATT, LAST TIME I SAW THIS YOUNG

LADY, SHE WAS ON TOP OF THE

WORLD.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO HER?

>> I GOT MIXED UP IN A CHURCH,

RAM, AND THEY TOOK ALL OF OUR

MONEY, AND I´M NOT PROUD OF IT.

YOU KNOW I´VE ALWAYS BEEN THAT

KIND OF PERSON WHO WAS ON A

SEARCH FOR SOMETHING THAT MAKES

ME FEEL SPECIAL AND COMPLETE.

THE CHURCH DIDN´T MAKE THOSE

FEELINGS GO AWAY, AND THEN I

GOT PREGNANT, AND I GOT SO FAT.

SO A FRIEND OF MINE SAID,

"KIMBER, DO METH FOR A COUPLE

WEEKS.

I LOST 20 POUNDS," SO I DID, AND

I LOST THE WEIGHT, BUT WHEN IT

WAS TIME TO QUIT, I DIDN´T WANT

TO.

I FINALLY FOUND SOMETHING TO

TAKE THE PAIN AWAY.

>> LOOK, MAN, WE JUST REALLY

NEED A BREAK RIGHT NOW, OK?

>> I MEAN, CAN YOU HELP A FRIEND

OUT?

>> KIMMY, I´LL TELL YOU WHAT.

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GIVE YOUR

HUBBY THERE A SHOT, HMM?

I SAW THE PREGNANCY VIDEO YOU

GUYS DID ONLINE.

IT WAS VERY, VERY GOOD.

YOU GOT TALENT, AND BESIDES,

YOU´RE PACKING A FIREHOSE DOWN

THERE, AND THAT´S MARKETABLE.

>> MATT MAKING ADULT FILMS

MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE, RAM.

YOU KNOW THAT.

THERE´S NO MONEY IN IT FOR MEN.

ONLY WOMEN MAKE MONEY.

>> HEY, TELL YOU WHAT.

COME HERE.

YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT STRAIGHT

PORN.

"FIRST TIME FAIRIES" IS A VERY,

VERY HOT TITLE FOR US.

WE JUST LOST ONE OF OUR LEADS,

GOT SIDELINED WITH SYPHILIS.

YOU´D BE ON THE BOTTOM, AND THAT

TWINK CHIC LOOK WORKS VERY,

VERY WELL FOR THIS GENRE.

SHOOTS TOMORROW, PAYS FIVE

GRAND, YOU INTERESTED?

>> MR. FORREST, TELL US WHAT

YOU DON´T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF.

>> OH, I REALLY DON´T DO THE

SELF-HATE THING.

YOU KNOW, MY CALVES TOO SMALL,

MY NOSE TOO BIG?

NO, IT´S NOT MY NATURE.

I HAVE LEGITIMATE MEDICAL

ISSUES.

THAT´S WHY I´M HERE.

PROBABLY BETTER IF I JUST SHOW

YOU, RIGHT?

>> WOW, WHAT DID THAT?

A TIGER?

>> WELL, MRS. DECKER´S CERTAINLY

A WILD ANIMAL IN THE SACK.

>> I´M GUESSING MR. DECKER

DOESN´T KNOW WHAT MRS. DECKER´S

BEEN DOING WITH HER FINGERNAILS

LATELY.

>> OH, CHUCK WAS THERE WHEN IT

HAPPENED.

HE WATCHED THE WHOLE THING.

SWINGERS´ PARTY.

AND I HAVE A PARTY COMING UP

NEXT WEEK.

I WAS HOPING I´D BE MOSTLY BACK

TO FORM BY THEN.

>> SO THIS IS A WEEKLY THING

THEN?

>> ABOUT TWO, THREE TIMES A

MONTH, YEAH.

I´M SORT OF LIKE THE HOST.

>> HOW LONG HAVE YOU AND YOUR

WIFE BEEN INVOLVED WITH THE

LIFESTYLE?

>> OH, NO, NO.

I´M NOT MARRIED.

WHEW.

>> WELL, FROM MY EXPERIENCE,

SWINGERS´ CLUBS ARE COUPLES

ONLY.

>> WELL, OURS IS A LITTLE

DIFFERENT.

WE MIX COUPLES, SINGLES, MOSTLY

WHITE, MIDDLE-AGED MOMS AND

THEIR HUSBANDS WITH OTHER YOUNG,

SUCCESSFUL BLACK MEN, LIKE

MYSELF.

>> SO THESE COUPLES COME JUST

SO YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS CAN --

>> BE EXPLOITED?

BALDING WHITE MALES PAYING YOUNG

BLACK STUDS TO BANG THEIR WIVES.

DOESN´T THAT SOUND LIKE

EXPLOITATION TO YOU?

>> NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT

GETTING PAID.

I MEAN, WE ALL PAY DUES TO

BELONG TO THE CLUB, WHITE AND

BLACK.

>> I DON´T GET IT.

YOU´RE YOUNG, SUCCESSFUL.

YOU COULD HAVE ANY WOMAN YOU

WANT.

>> I´M A LAWYER.

MOST WOMEN I MEET IN THIS TOWN,

ALL THEY SEE IS A WALLET.

THEN YOU TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH

THEM, AND, HMM.

YOU GET A HOLD OF THOSE

40-YEAR-OLD SOCCER MOMS, THOUGH.

OH, WOW, ´CAUSE THEY´VE GOT THAT

BABY WEIGHT ON THEM FROM HAVING

THREE KIDS.

BEST PART IS, WHEN IT´S ALL

OVER, SHE AND HER HUSBAND CAN´T

THANK YOU ENOUGH.

THEN I THINK ABOUT IT.

YOU LOVE YOUR LADY.

YOU WANT TO SEE HER HAPPY, AND I

JUST GAVE HER FIVE ORGASMS.

[LAUGHS]

DOESN´T EVERYBODY WIN?

[BABY FUSSING]

>> OOH.

>> YEAH, SHE MUST BE GOING

THROUGH A GROWTH SPURT.

SHE´S GETTING SO IRRITABLE.

WHOA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> HEY, I FOUND LOOSE CHANGE.

WILL YOU HELP ME?

WHEN I WALK, I CAN FEEL IT.

THERE´S LIKE THREE OR FOUR

QUARTERS RIGHT UNDER HERE.

IT´S, LIKE, RIGHT HERE.

HELP ME.

>> UH, YEAH, I´M -- I´M GONNA

FEED JENNA FIRST.

[KIMBER GRUNTS and GROANS]

WHERE´S THE BABY FORMULA,

KIMBER?

HUH?

DID I NOT ASK YOU TO GO TO THE

STORE?

WHAT -- WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE

CASH THAT I GAVE YOU?

>> [GRUNTS]

>> HEY, HERE.

NO, LET ME SEE YOUR EYES.

OH, GREAT.

YOU SMOKED IT.

YOU SMOKED IT.

>> I´M SORRY.

I -- I NEEDED A LITTLE BIT TO

GET ME THROUGH.

I´D HAVE SAVED IT FOR YOU, BUT

THE SHIT BURNS FAST.

DAMN IT, MATT!

DON´T MAKE ME FEEL BAD!

JUST HELP ME!

HELP ME PULL UP THE CARPET.

THERE´S -- THERE´S MONEY UNDER

HERE.

PLEASE.

COME ON!

[BABY CRYING]

WHY ARE YOU SITTING THERE?

HELP ME!

THERE´S MONEY HERE!

GOD.

ASSHOLE.

YOU´RE GOING TO JUST SIT THERE.

IF YOU HAD A JOB, THEN WE´D

HAVE MONEY, WOULDN´T WE?

GOD, DAMMIT.

STUPID, STUPID CHANGE!

[BABY CRYING]

>> HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?

>> RAM SAID THEY HAVE A DAYCARE.

THEY CAN WATCH JENNA WHILE I

WORK.

>> KATE?

>> KATE´S NOT HERE, MR.

McNAMARA.

OH, LOOK.

I´M THE ONLY GIRL IN DETENTION

TODAY.

>> I, UH, I SEE.

YOU MUST´VE BEEN A VERY BAD

GIRL TO HAVE TO STAY AFTER

SCHOOL.

>> OH, I WAS, MR. McNAMARA.

I WAS VERY BAD.

>> AND WHAT IS IT YOU DID?

>> I FORGOT TO WEAR PANTIES.

ARE YOU GONNA SPANK ME NOW?

>> ♫ OOH

THAT´S THE WAY

UH-HUH UH-HUH

I LIKE IT

UH-HUH UH-HUH

THAT´S THE WAY

UH-HUH UH-HUH

I LIKE IT

UH-HUH UH-HUH

THAT´S THE WAY

UH-HUH UH-HUH

I LIKE IT

UH-HUH UH-HUH

THAT´S THE WAY

UH-HUH UH-HUH

I LIKE IT

UH-HUH UH-HUH ♫

>> YOU´VE GOT A REALLY GREAT

ASS.

>> [CHUCKLES]

>> IT´S TOO BAD I CAN´T SEE MORE

OF IT WHEN WE´RE HAVING SEX,

BUT I GUESS THAT WOULD BE

MECHANICALLY IMPOSSIBLE, HUH?

>> OH, I DON´T KNOW.

A FEW MORE TWISTS ON THOSE

POSITIONS WE DID EARLIER, IT

MIGHT BE POSSIBLE.

>> HMM, HMM, THANK YOU.

>> GOD, THAT WAS THE MOST FUN

I´VE HAD IN YEARS.

>> HMM?

>> I´M A LITTLE SURPRISED

THOUGH.

I THOUGHT HEARING THAT FANTASY

THE OTHER DAY TURNED YOU OFF?

>> HMM, WELL, HMM, I WAS A

LITTLE INTIMIDATED.

THEN I THOUGHT, KATE, YOU

BROUGHT IT UP, SO PUT YOUR

MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS,

RIGHT?

I MEAN, IT´S NOT LIKE YOU WANTED

TO HAVE SEX WITH AN ALBINO

AMPUTEE OR ANYTHING, RIGHT?

>> WELL, WHAT IF I DID WANT TO

HAVE SEX WITH AN ALBINO AMPUTEE?

THEN WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

>> WHATEVER I COULD TO MAKE YOU

HAPPY, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.

>> WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING REALLY

WILD?

>> MM-HMM.

>> THIS GUY CAME INTO THE

OFFICE, A VERY GOOD-LOOKING GUY,

THIRTIES, AFRICAN-AMERICAN.

HE, UH, NEEDED TO GET THESE

SCRATCHES ON HIS BACK FIXED.

>> MM-HMM.

>> TURNS OUT HE THROWS

INTERRACIAL PARTIES.

THIS IS WHERE WHITE COUPLES GO

SO THE WIVES CAN HAVE SEX WITH

YOUNG BLACK MEN WHILE THE

HUSBANDS WATCH.

>> WOW.

>> THAT´S INSANE, RIGHT?

>> YEAH.

>> I MEAN, CAN YOU IMAGINE

ANYBODY WANTING TO DO THAT?

YOU CAN?

>> WELL, I DON´T KNOW.

WATCHING YOU WATCH ME GET OFF?

THAT´S KIND OF HOT, DON´T YOU

THINK?

>> YEAH.

>> WAIT, WAIT.

HEY, SEAN.

I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA BE

HONEST WITH EACH OTHER ABOUT

THIS KIND OF STUFF, RIGHT?

>> YEAH.

>> WELL, I MEAN, I CAN´T HELP

IT IF MY FANTASY HAPPENS TO HAVE

A HANDSOME BLACK GUY IN IT.

MAKES ME HOT.

WHAT CAN I SAY?

HMM, THESE BURGERS ARE SO GOOD.

>> YEAH.

>> [MUFFLED] REALLY, THEY´RE

AMAZING.

>> OK, ARE YOUR EYES CLOSED?

>> YES, AND THE SUSPENSE IS

KILLING ME.

>> OK, IMAGINE YOU´RE THE

DOORMAN AT TEDDY´S, AND THIS

WALKS UP.

>> I HOPE YOU DIDN´T VALET

ALREADY.

WHAT SIZE IS THAT AGAIN?

>> IT´S A ZERO.

YOU PICKED IT OUT.

>> YEAH, SEE, THE NEW SIZE TO BE

SEEN IN IS A NEGATIVE TWO.

YOU´RE BUSTING OUT AT THE SEAMS,

SWEETIE.

>> SORRY, AM I INTERRUPTING

"EXTREME MAKEOVER: HORROR

EDITION"?

OK, LET´S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.

SUTURES LOOK GOOD.

NO SIGN OF INFECTION.

I THINK WE´RE ALL GOOD.

OK, SO, WE MADE A DEAL.

YOU CAN LEAVE NOW.

>> YOU´RE RIGHT, WE MADE A DEAL.

YOU DO ONE SURGERY, AND I KEEP

MY MOUTH SHUT, BUT THAT´S NOT

THE SURGERY I HAD IN MIND.

LUNCHTIME LIPO IS A FAIRLY EASY

PROCEDURE.

I NEED A LITTLE DONE AROUND THE

WAIST.

>> IT´S THE ONLY WAY, SWEETIE.

>> YOU´RE JOKING, RIGHT?

>> YEAH, YOU WANT TO SEE THE

PUNCHLINE?

TRUTH BE TOLD, WHEN I OVERHEARD

THE SKANK TELL MY MOM ABOUT YOUR

LITTLE ONE-NIGHT STAND, IT

WASN´T SO MUCH ME EAVESDROPPING

AS IT WAS CHECKING THE TAPE AND

THE CAMERA I HID IN THEIR

BEDROOM.

>> WHAT IS THIS?

>> A DOWNLOAD I KNOW YOU´RE

JUST DYING TO SEE.

>> YES.

OH, YES.

OH, OH, OH.

>> THE WHOLE VIDEO´S ABOUT

20 MINUTES LONG, BUT I THINK

I´LL ONLY POST THE LAST FIVE.

IT´S THE PART WHERE MOM GETS

JULIA TO COME.

HERE IT IS.

WATCH.

>> OH!

OH!

OH!

>> WELL, BETTER THAN CHRISTIAN?

>> MUCH BETTER, HONEY.

>> THE NEW DEAL IS LIPO, OR THIS

GETS POSTED ON THE WEB WHERE

SEAN CAN SEE IT, ANNIE CAN SEE

IT, AND YOUR PASTY LITTLE JULIA

CAN --

>> YOU STUPID LITTLE SHIT!

>> I BRUISE EASY, DOCTOR, SO

TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND THINK

ABOUT WHAT YOUR OPTIONS HERE

REALLY ARE.

[WOMAN SINGING IN FRENCH]

>> A LOCAL ANESTHETIC IN YOUR

BACK WILL NUMB THE PAIN, BUT IF

YOU FEEL DISCOMFORT, LIZ CAN

ALWAYS GIVE YOU A BULLET TO BITE

DOWN ON.

>> OR USE MY MALLET AND KNOCK

YOU UNCONSCIOUS.

WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR BOAT.

>> HMM, FINGERNAIL TIP.

IT STILL HAS SOME POLISH ON IT,

WHOO!

>> WE´LL HAVE TO PASS A NEW RULE

FOR THE CLUB.

NO PRESS-ON NAILS AT PARTIES.

IT´S TOO DANGEROUS.

>> YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET A BLOOD

PANEL, TOO.

>> I´VE ALREADY DONE THAT.

EVERY MEMBER OF THE CLUB HAS TO

SUBMIT AN STD TEST.

>> YOU MAKE IT SOUND SO --

>> INSANE?

>> SORRY ABOUT THAT.

>> AH, IT´S OK.

I´M NOT ASHAMED OF IT.

>> HOW DID YOU GET INVOLVED WITH

THIS WORLD TO BEGIN WITH, IF I

CAN ASK?

>> WELL, I WAS AT A BAR AND GOT

PICKED UP BY THIS HOT, OLDER

WOMAN, AND WE GET TO HER HOUSE,

SHE INTRODUCES ME TO HER

HUSBAND.

[CHUCKLES]

A LITTLE WEIRD AT FIRST, BUT WE

GO THERE.

THEN ONE DAY, SHE ASKED ME IF I

HAD ANY FRIENDS WHO´D BE

INTERESTED, AND THINGS TOOK OFF

FROM THERE.

>> THE OTHER COUPLES THAT --

>> YEAH?

>> THE OTHER COUPLES WHO SHOW

UP NOW, SAY SOMEONE DIDN´T WANT

TO ACTUALLY HAVE RELATIONS WITH

SOMEONE.

>> YOU MEAN, IF THEY COULD JUST

WATCH?

>> LIKE, OUT OF CURIOSITY, YEAH.

>> WELL, WE GET THAT ALL THE

TIME.

ALL NEWCOMERS JUST WANT TO CHECK

OUT THE SCENE BEFORE THEY

COMMIT ANYHOW.

MOSTLY, THEY´RE LOOKING TO

RECHARGE THEIR SEX LIFE.

>> RECHARGE, HUH?

OH.

>> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WITH

YOUR WOMAN?

>> HOW´S THE PAIN LEVEL, MR.

FORREST?

>> UM, FINE, THANKS.

>> THE PAIN LEVEL´S GREAT.

WE´RE GOOD, LIZ.

[TOILET FLUSHES]

>> HEY, MATT, EVERYTHING COME

OUT ALL RIGHT?

>> UH, YEAH, I GUESS.

I -- I HAVE NEVER DONE ONE OF

THOSE ENEMA THINGS BEFORE.

>> THEY´RE A PAIN IN THE ASS,

BUT YOU GET USED TO THEM.

HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU THE SET.

GET A CHANCE TO LOOK AT THE

SCRIPT?

YOU KNOW THE SET-UP, RIGHT?

>> UH, YEAH.

MY NAME´S RICKI BOI.

I´M HERE FOR STEALING A CAR,

AND, UM, THERE´S A STRIP SEARCH

INVOLVED.

>> YEAH.

JOHNNY!

>> YEAH.

>> YOU SHOULD MEET YOUR CO-STAR,

GREAT GUY, VERY PROFESSIONAL.

>> UH, HEY.

I´M, UH, MATT.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> AM I GONNA BREAK THIS GUY OR

WHAT?

I´M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT THIS.

>> MATT!

GET OVER HERE.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I TOLD YOU JENNA´S WITH BUSTY.

SHE´S FINE.

>> RAM, I NEED A MINUTE WITH

HIM.

>> YEAH, HANG ON.

LOOK, YOU GOT 10 MINUTES.

I BOOKED A FOOT-FETISH SHOOT ON

THIS STAGE FROM 3:00 TO 6:00,

ALL RIGHT?

>> OK.

>> 10 MINUTES.

BOYS, REMEMBER, WE´VE GOT TO

SWAP THESE SETS OUT AS SOON AS

LITTLE MATTIE´S DONE.

>> GET DRESSED NOW.

I AM NOT LETTING YOU DO THIS.

>> OH, SO IT´S OK FOR YOU, BUT

NOT FOR ME?

>> I WAS A QUEEN IN THIS

BUSINESS.

I MADE SEVEN FIGURES A YEAR.

WHAT ARE YOU MAKING?

FIVE GRAND TO BE A SLOPPY

BOTTOM?

THERE´S NOTHING WORSE THAN THAT.

>> NO, I´LL TELL YOU WHAT´S

WORSE.

NO MONEY AND A RENT THAT IS WAY

PAST DUE.

WHAT OTHER CHOICE DO WE HAVE AT

THIS POINT?

>> I CALLED THE CHURCH.

NOW, THEY HAVE OFFERED TO TAKE

CARE OF US AGAIN, AND IF WE

AGREE TO A PURIFICATION RUNDOWN

AND GO TO NARCONON, THEY´RE

WILLING TO REINSTATE US.

NOW, I TOLD THEM WE´D SWING BY

FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.

>> I JUST WANT TO BE A GOOD

FATHER AND A GOOD HUSBAND,

KIMBER.

THAT´S ALL.

>> BUT YOU ARE, YOU ARE.

COME HERE.

GOD.

COME ON, CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE?

>> YEAH.

>> THIS PLACE IS DISGUSTING.

>> YOU NEED TO PEEL THIS LIKE

PROSCIUTTO.

TAKE AN INCH OFF EACH SIDE, AND

THEN, THEN YOU´LL BE RUNWAY

READY.

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY

BOOBS?

I WAS THINKING ABOUT GOING UP A

CUP SIZE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, JUST

TO MAKE MYSELF BETTER, LIKE ALL

THE OTHER GIRLS.

>> HMM, FAKE TITS ARE SO ´97.

ALL GUYS WANT ARE ABS AND HIPS.

>> A SENSE OF HUMOR AND GOOD

FAMILY GENES DON´T HURT, EITHER,

BUT I CAN´T HELP YOU THERE.

I NEED A MOMENT WITH MY PATIENT,

HUBCAP NIP.

>> SHOULDN´T YOU BE IN SCRUBS?

WE HAVE TO GET THIS DONE BEFORE

SEAN GETS HERE.

>> WE´LL BE DONE LONG BEFORE

THAT.

>> WHAT´S THIS?

>> PHENTERMINE.

HEARD OF IT?

>> THE PRESCRIPTION DIET PILL?

ANY TWEENIE WITH AN INTERNET

CONNECTION AND THEIR MOTHER´S

CREDIT CARD CAN GET A MONTH´S

SUPPLY FROM CANADA.

>> NOT THIS KIND.

IT´S COMPOUNDED WITH ZONEGRAN.

MUCH MORE EFFECTIVE AND

COMPLETELY UNAVAILABLE WITHOUT

A DOCTOR´S PRESCRIPTION.

IT´LL MAKE YOU LOSE WEIGHT

FASTER, FEEL BETTER, AND IT´S

GOT A HIP FACTOR OF TEN.

>> ARE YOU TRYING TO BUY ME OFF,

DOCTOR?

>> NO, THIS IS TRYING TO BUY YOU

OFF.

XANAX FOR THE ANXIETY THAT YOU

CLEARLY HAVE AND PERCOSET TO

BRING YOU DOWN AFTER A GOOD

NIGHT´S CLUBBING, ALL RIGHT?

EACH WITH ONE FREE REFILL.

YOU DON´T NEED LIPO, ALL RIGHT?

THE OUNCES YOU WANT TO LOSE?

THESE PILLS ARE GOING TO DO THE

JOB, OK?

AND QUITE FRANKLY, SEAN IS

GETTING A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS, SO

WE´RE GOING TO HAVE TO

COMPROMISE.

>> TWO FREE REFILLS.

>> AND I NEVER SEE YOU AROUND

THIS OFFICE AGAIN?

>> MY OWN DR. FEELGOOD.

I LIKE IT.

>> YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?

>> WE´RE ONLY HERE TO WATCH

ANYWAY, RIGHT?

>> YEAH.

OK, YOU REALLY THINK NO ONE´S

GOING TO RECOGNIZE ME FROM THE

SHOW?

´CAUSE I´LL PUT THIS ON.

>> UM, I WAS TOLD THERE´S A

CODE OF SILENCE AT THESE THINGS.

>> YEAH.

>> I THINK IT´S OK.

>> OK.

LET´S DO THIS.

LET´S GO.

HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

WE SHOULD HAVE A SAFE WORD.

>> A WHAT?

>> YOU KNOW, A WORD IN CASE ONE

OF US GETS UNCOMFORTABLE AND

WANTS TO GO.

WE´LL SAY SOMETHING, LIKE, UH,

BIG WHEEL.

THAT´S A WORD THAT A DOMINATRIX

WOULD USE, YOU KNOW, WITH THEIR

CLIENTS SO NOBODY GETS HURT.

>> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?

>> IS "BIG WHEEL" OK WITH YOU?

IS THAT OK?

>> SURE.

>> OK.

I´M REALLY EXCITED.

AREN´T YOU?

>> OH, DEFINITELY.

>> OK, UM, LET´S -- OK.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

>> OH, DR. McNAMARA.

I´M GLAD YOU CAME.

IS THIS THE LOVELY FIANCEé?

>> HI, I´M KATE.

NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> WELL, COME ON IN.

WE´RE JUST GETTING STARTED.

DON´T BE SHY.

NO ONE ELSE HERE IS.

>> OH, THE HOUSE RULES.

FIRST, NO CELL PHONES AND NO

CAMERAS OF ANY KIND.

THIS IS A PRIVATE CLUB.

WE´D LIKE TO KEEP IT THAT WAY.

SECOND, WOMEN MAKE THE

INVITATIONS, AND WOMEN CAN SAY

"NO" AT ANY TIME.

THIRD, CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF.

I´M THE HOST, NOT THE MAID.

FINALLY, MOST IMPORTANT, HAVE

FUN.

>> YOU WANT TO EXPLORE?

>> I´M GOING TO GET US SOME

DRINKS FIRST.

>> OK.

>> [LAUGHS]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[SLAP]

OW!

[LAUGHS]

YEAH.

[SLAP]

[LAUGHS]

>> YEAH.

[SLAP]

OH.

>> [LAUGHS]

>> YOU LIKE THAT?

>> YEAH.

>> SHE YOURS?

>> NO, MINE´S, UH...

>> THANKS.

>> COME ON, LOIS.

SHOW HIM WHAT YOU´RE WORKING

WITH.

>> LET´S GO FIND A SAFER PLACE

TO SIT DOWN.

>> OK.

[WOMAN MOANING]

[FOOTSTEPS]

>> HEY, YOU GUYS MIND IF WE USE

THE BED?

EVERYWHERE ELSE IS FULL.

>> NO, NO, GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD.

>> [LAUGHS]

>> THANK YOU.

>> WHOO!

[MAN LAUGHS]

>> COME ON, BIG BOY.

>> OH.

>> YOU GUYS ARE WELCOME TO STAY

IF YOU LIKE.

[MAN LAUGHS]

>> COME ON.

I´M READY FOR YOU.

>> THIS IS WHAT WE CAME TO SEE,

RIGHT?

>> YOU WANT TO GO NEXT?

SHE´LL BE DONE IN A MINUTE.

[MOANING]

>> BIG WHEEL.

>> OH, YEAH, BABY.

GO FOR IT.

>> HOW´S THAT?

HOW´S THAT?

>> THAT´S GOOD.

[MOANING and LAUGHING]

>> OH, YEAH.

>> BIG WHEEL.

>> HARRY!

I THINK I´M GONNA...

>> GO FOR IT, GO FOR IT.

GO.

>> BIG WHEEL!

>> YOU HESITATED.

HE ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED TO

GO NEXT, AND YOU HESITATED.

>> THAT´S WHY YOU WOULDN´T SAY

ANYTHING THE WHOLE WAY HOME?

YOU´RE REALLY READING INTO THIS.

>> YOU DIDN´T THINK WHAT WAS

GOING ON IN THERE WAS SICK?

>> NO.

CONSENTING ADULTS HAVING FUN?

NO.

>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

>> OK, I SEE.

SO WANTING TO HAVE SEX WITH THE

SCHOOLGIRL IS NORMAL TO YOU?

>> ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS PUT ON

A DRESS.

>> YEAH, BUT IT WAS STILL YOUR

FANTASY, SEAN, AND I FOLLOWED

THROUGH, NO JUDGMENT.

>> I NEVER SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU.

>> YOU CERTAINLY LIKED THE

RESULT, AND DON´T CRITICIZE ME

FOR HAVING MY FANTASY, SEAN.

WE SAID NO MORE SECRETS.

DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?

>> NO, YOU SAID THAT.

I THINK IT´S BETTER TO KEEP

SOME THINGS TO OURSELVES.

>> WHY?

IS THERE SOMETHING ELSE YOU´RE

KEEPING FROM ME?

GO ON.

SAY IT.

REALLY, REALLY.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?

YOU ALREADY THINK I´M A WHORE

NOW.

>> ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT THE WHOLE

TRUTH?

>> YEAH.

>> I ONLY LIKED THE IDEA OF

GOING THERE BECAUSE I HOPED IT

MIGHT SPICE UP OUR SEX LIFE.

I NEVER THOUGHT YOU WERE VERY

GOOD IN BED.

THAT´S BECAUSE I NEVER GOT OVER

YOU SHITTING IN THE HOT TUB.

I STILL THINK ABOUT IT.

THAT´S WHY I HAVE TO FANTASIZE

EVERY TIME WE HAVE SEX.

>> I THINK YOUR ASS IS FLAT.

>> I THINK YOU´RE GOING TO GET

FAT AGAIN.

>> I THINK YOUR EX-WIFE BECAME A

LESBIAN BECAUSE YOU MADE HER

FEEL SO HORRIBLE THAT SHE HATES

MEN NOW.

>> I ONLY ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME

BECAUSE I WAS SCARED, NOT

BECAUSE I REALLY LOVED YOU.

I´M SORRY.

>> DON´T, DON´T, DON´T TOUCH ME.

>> KATE.

>> SAY SURPRISE TO DADDY.

>> YOU DID ALL THIS WHILE I WAS

GONE?

>> WE BOTH DID.

>> OH.

>> I WANTED A CLEAN START.

>> MM.

>> GO LOOK AT THE KITCHEN.

>> WHOA.

>> I FOUND $100 UNDER THE

CARPET, AND THEN I WENT INTO THE

GARBAGE.

I PULLED OUT SOME BOTTLES, AND

VOILà.

>> BABY FORMULA.

>> [LAUGHS]

>> DO YOU KNOW HOW AMAZING YOU

ARE?

>> BUT IT´S LIKE I TOLD YOU.

IF YOU VISUALIZE WHAT YOU WANT,

THE UNIVERSE WILL SUPPLY IT.

>> OH.

>> WHERE´D YOU GO?

>> I JUST HAD THE MOST AMAZING

VISION OF WHAT IT WAS GOING TO

BE LIKE WHEN WE GOT CLEAN

TOMORROW.

>> DID I LOOK LIKE A MOVIE STAR?

>> YES.

>> GOOD.

I´M SO GLAD YOU DIDN´T DO THAT

DEGRADING MOVIE.

>> OH, ME, TOO, BABE.

UM, SO HOW DID YOU GET THIS

FROM ROB IF WE DIDN´T HAVE ANY

MONEY LEFT TO PAY FOR IT?

>> I TOLD HIM HE COULD CRASH

HERE.

HE GOT KICKED OUT OF HIS

APARTMENT AGAIN.

>> OH.

>> I NEED TO CHECK ON HIM.

[DOG BARKING]

>> YES, AND I´M TOTALLY IN FOR

SATURDAY NIGHT.

MM-HMM.

I GOT US A V.I.P. BOOTH.

OK, SEE YOU THEN.

MOM, ARE YOU OK?

WHAT´S GOING ON?

YOU AND JULIA FINALLY BROKE UP.

THANK YOU, GOD.

>> THEY´RE YOUR CLOTHES, EDEN.

>> WHAT´S GOING ON HERE?

>> I SAW THE SIGNS.

I JUST DIDN´T WANT TO BELIEVE

IT.

>> WHAT?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>> WE FOUND THESE IN YOUR

BEDROOM.

>> YOU WERE SNOOPING IN MY

STUFF?

>> AFTER CHRISTIAN CALLED AND

SAID YOU CAME BY THE OFFICE AND

STOLE THEM EARLIER

THAT DAY, I --

>> STOLE THEM?

WHAT?

NO, HE GAVE THEM TO ME.

>> STOP PRETENDING.

YOU´RE A DRUG ADDICT, AND THE

DRUGS MAKE YOU LIE AND HURT

PEOPLE.

YOU NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP.

>> YOU´RE GOOD.

I´LL GIVE YOU THAT.

SO, UH, YOU´RE KICKING ME TO THE

CURB, MOM?

>> EDEN, I´M MRS. FEENEY.

I´M FROM THE SHELTER DRUG

REHABILITATION CENTER.

>> REHAB.

>> THERE´S BEEN A BED RESERVED

FOR YOU.

YOU´LL BE THERE FOR SIX WEEKS.

>> AND IF YOU DON´T STAY THE

ENTIRE TIME, CHRISTIAN WILL

PRESS CHARGES.

>> AND I SUPPORT HIM.

>> IF YOU DON´T COOPERATE,

YOU´LL GO TO JAIL.

WE JUST WANT TO GET YOU BETTER.

>> YES, WE DO.

>> YOU SON OF A BITCH!

YOU CAN´T DO THIS TO ME!

YOU THINK YOU´RE GOING TO GET

AWAY WITH THIS?

>> THIS IS CLASSIC ADDICT

BEHAVIOR.

DENIAL, RAGE, UNWILLING TO TAKE

RESPONSIBILITY.

>> I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY THE NEXT

SIX WEEKS, BECAUSE WHEN I COME

BACK, SEAN IS GOING TO KNOW

EVERYTHING.

THAT´S A PROMISE.

>> SWEETHEART, I THINK WE DID

THE RIGHT THING.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

>> I CAME TO TELL YOU I WON´T BE

NEEDING YOU AS MY BEST MAN

ANYMORE, AT LEAST NOT IN THE

FORESEEABLE FUTURE.

>> SOMETHING HAPPENED WITH KATE?

>> YEAH.

>> YOU WERE MARRIED 20 YEARS.

MAYBE YOU JUST DON´T KNOW HOW TO

BE ALONE ANYMORE.

>> IT´S MORE THAN THAT.

I THINK I NEVER GOT OVER JULIA.

I THINK I´M STILL IN LOVE WITH

HER.

>> REALLY.

I THINK I´LL GET ME ONE OF

THOSE.