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PREVIOUSLY ON NIP/TUCK...

Kate: I HAD GASTRIC BYPASS,

AND AFTER I LOST A HUNDRED

POUNDS, THIS IS THE RESULT.

>> WOW. WHAT, DID SHE LOSE

A HUNDRED POUNDS IN A WEEK

OR SOMETHING?

>> I HAPPEN TO LIKE HER, AND I

DON´T GIVE A SHIT IF SHE WAS

ONCE FAT.

>> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT GIRL?

Annie: EDEN? SHE´S OLIVIA´S

DAUGHTER.

>> IF JULIA´S MY NEW MOMMY, THAT

PRACTICALLY MAKES YOU MY DADDY.

DON´T YOU WANNA BE MY DADDY?

>> WHAT I WANT IS FOR YOU

TO STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER.

>> ANNIE WANTS TO GO TO PRESTON,

THE SCHOOL WHERE EDEN GOES.

>> CAMPBELL, ISN´T IT? I THINK

THAT´S WHAT HELEN SAID. ALTHOUGH

SHE SAID YOU´D BE SITTING AT THE

OTHER END OF THE BAR. I´M AFRAID

I´VE NEVER PAID FOR SOMEONE

BEFORE. IT´S BEEN A LONG

DRY SEASON.

>> WELL, I HOPE YOU BROUGHT

AN UMBRELLA, BECAUSE I´M

PREDICTING THUNDERSTORMS.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU, DAWN? DID

YOU HAVE A FACE-OFF WITH YOUR EX

ON JERRY SPRINGER?

>> I WAS ATTACKED BY A GIANT

WEDGE-TAILED EAGLE IN CALGARY.

SHE THOUGHT I WAS POACHING

HER MAN-EAGLE.

>> OK. SO YOU´VE BEEN DOING

PEYOTE FOR HOW LONG?

>> I WAS HANG GLIDING.

>> WE´RE A LONG WAY

FROM CALGARY, DAWN.

>> MONEY SHORTENS THE DISTANCE,

DOC. THEY MEDEVACED ME TO

A PRIVATE JET. THERE WAS

A DOCTOR ONBOARD WAITING WITH

AN I.V. FULL OF ANTIBIOTICS

AND PAINKILLERS, AND HERE I AM

SEVERAL HOURS LATER WITH

THE ONLY 2 SURGEONS IN THE WORLD

I WOULD TRUST WITH MY GORGEOUS

MUG. YOU ARE CHARMING, BY THE

WAY, ON HEARTS ´N SCALPELS.

WHO KNEW? THAT AIDAN STONE, OH,

YOU HAVE TO INTRODUCE ME TO HIM

WHEN I´M MORE PRESENTABLE.

>> OK, SO YOU´RE UP IN THE SKY

JUST SAILING ALONG,

SINGING A SONG.

>> I WAS AT 8,200 FEET,

ACTUALLY. I HAD JUST CAUGHT THIS

DELIGHTFUL UPDRAFT, YOU KNOW.

I WAS THINKIN´, "HEY, LIFE DOES

NOT GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS."

SUDDENLY I HEARD THIS HORRIBLE

SCREECHING SOUND.

[EAGLE CRIES]

AAH!

[EAGLE CRIES]

AAH! AAH! AAH! WHAT THE HELL?!

JESUS CHRIST!

AFTER SHE BIT MY FACE OFF,

SHE WENT AFTER MY CANOPY LINES.

I WAS IN FREE FALL FOR 1,600

FEET BEFORE SHE FREED HERSELF.

>> YOU MUST HAVE BEEN TERRIFIED.

>> TERRIFI--TRY SCARED SHITLESS.

AND I´D DO IT AGAIN

IN A HEARTBEAT.

I NEVER FELT SO ALIVE IN MY

LIFE. IT WAS LIKE TIME STOOD

STILL. EVERYTHING WAS MORE REAL

AND LESS REAL AT THE SAME TIME.

COLORS WERE BRIGHTER.

AND FOR THAT MOMENT, I FORGOT

JUST HOW LONELY AND DEPRESSING

LIFE TRULY IS.

SO I´VE UPPED THE ANTE, BOYS.

YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE SECOND

FEMALE CIVILIAN LADY EVER TO GO

OFF IN SPACE. TAKEOFF´S IN 2 1/2

WEEKS FROM RUSSIA, SO YOU GOTTA

GET ME SEWN UP AND LOOKIN´ GOOD

BEFORE ALL THE PHOTOGRAPHERS,

THE TV APPEARANCES, ALL THAT.

>> THE MAIN CONCERN IS YOUR

LOWER LIP. I IMAGINE WE´D DO

AN ABBE FLAP.

>> WHAT THE HELL´S AN ABBE FLAP?

>> WE CUT A FLAP FROM YOUR

UPPER LIP AND SEW IT ONTO

YOUR LOWER LIP DEFECT.

>> IN OTHER WORDS, DAWN,

WE´RE GONNA HAVE TO SEW

YOUR MOUTH SHUT FOR 2 WEEKS.

>> LISTEN, WHATEVER IT TAKES,

BOYS. WHATEVER YOU NEED TO DO.

REALLY. YOU ARE THE REASON,

BOTH OF YOU, THAT I TRAVELED ALL

THIS WAY. WELL, YOU AND POSSIBLY

THE CHANCE TO MAYBE MEET AIDAN

STONE. HEH. AND, HEY, WHAT´S THE

DEAL WITH THAT FEMALE SURGEON ON

THAT SHOW? SHE´S GOIN´ UP, LIKE,

A SIZE A WEEK. SOMEBODY´S GOTTA

TELL HER LAY OFF THE MALLOMARS.

GOD, THEY´RE GONNA START OINKIN´

AT HER. IT AIN´T EASY TO GET

A SWIMSUIT. TELL HER THAT.

>> ♫ AHH,

MAKE ME

BEAUTIFUL ♫

♫ MAKE ME

THE PERFECT SOUL,

A PERFECT MIND,

A PERFECT FACE,

A PERFECT

LIE ♫

>> [MOANING IN PLEASURE]

[SEAN CHUCKLES]

>> I LOVE YOU, SEAN.

IT´S OK. YOU DON´T HAVE TO

SAY IT JUST BECAUSE I DID.

>> WELL, WE´RE DEFINITELY KINDA

HEADIN´ IN THAT DIRECTION.

IS THIS A PEANUT M&M? WHY ARE

YOU EATING PEANUT M&M´s IN BED?

>> UH, ´CAUSE I DON´T LIKE

THE PLAIN ONES.

>> WELL, I´M SERIOUS, KATE.

>> I WAS STARVING. I MEAN,

WE GOT HOME FROM WORK AT 3:00

IN THE MORNING. I DIDN´T HAVE

DINNER. I ATE A STUPID BAG

OF M&M´s. SO WHAT?

>> 5 BAGS OF M&M´s? I MEAN,

THAT´S--FOR SOMEONE WHO´S HAD

A GASTRIC BYPASS AND ALL

THE SURGERY WE JUST DID, AND NOW

YOU´RE GAINING WEIGHT? I-I´M

YOUR BOYFRIEND. I CARE ABOUT

YOU. I WORRY ABOUT YOUR HEALTH.

>> YEAH, AND WHO WANTS

A GIRLFRIEND WITH A FAT ASS,

ESPECIALLY A THIN, HANDSOME

PLASTIC SURGEON, RIGHT?

>> MAYBE. I´M NOT PROUD OF IT,

BUT THERE´S SOME TRUTH THERE.

>> DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOURS

IN THE DAY I AM BASICALLY

SLEEPWALKING, ALIENATED FROM

EVERYONE? I MEAN, PEOPLE AROUND

ME ARE TALKING, BUT I--I CAN´T

HEAR THEM, BECAUSE MY MIND´S

BACK ON THE KRISPY KREMES

I PASSED ON THE SET.

I KNOW HOW SCREWED UP I AM.

I´M NOT AN IDIOT.

>> YOU´VE GOT A PROBLEM, KATE.

>> OH, NO SHIT, SHERLOCK.

>> NOBODY´S PERFECT. JUST TAKES

COMMITMENT AND FAITH

IN YOURSELF.

>> FAITH.

>> MAYBE I CAN HELP.

WHERE´S YOUR SECRET STASH?

AHA. MARSHMALLOW FLUFF?

>> IT´S EASILY DIGESTIBLE.

>> JESUS, SWEETIE.

THIS COULD KILL YOU.

>> YEAH.

>> ALL RIGHT. WE´LL GET RID

OF THAT, AND WE MOVE ON.

[FLUSHES TOILET]

PHASE 2. FIRST WE TAKE A SHOWER.

THEN WE GET IN THE CAR, AND WE

DRIVE TO WHOLE FOODS, AND WE

BUY YOU SOME EASILY DIGESTIBLE

HEALTH FOOD, OK? HMM?

>> YOU MUST LOVE ME.

>> [CHUCKLES]

Liz: COUNT BACK FROM 10 FOR ME.

>> HOLD IT, SISTER. I AM NOT

GOING UNDER UNTIL THE DOCTOR

PROMISES ME A VISIT TO THE SET.

>> DAWN, WE´VE BEEN OVER THIS.

I MAKE A POINT OF NOT MIXING

THE 2 WORLDS.

>> ARE YOU ASHAMED OF ME,

DR. McNAMARA?

>> FRANKLY, YES.

[BUZZ]

>> [HUMMING]

OKEY-DOKEY. WE READY TO

ROCK ´N´ ROLL?

>> WE´VE BEEN READY

FOR 20 MINUTES.

>> OH, YEAH. SORRY ABOUT THAT.

WILBER AND I WERE OUT ON

THE BALCONY THIS MORNING JUST

MESMERIZED BY THESE 3 WHALES

THAT WERE SPOUTING RIGHT IN

FRONT OF THE HOUSE. IT WAS A...

IS THIS THE LIFE OR WHAT, HUH?

>> WHO IS THIS NEW AND IMPROVED

CHRISTIAN? ARE YOU DATIN´

THE LITTLE MERMAID?

>> I LIKE IT. I LIKE IT.

SO HOW´S OUR LITTLE EAGLE

TEMPTRESS DOING THIS MORNING?

>> PISSED OFF.

>> PISSED?

>> YOUR PARTNER OVER HERE

JUST GAVE ME A LINE OF BULL

ABOUT HOW I CAN´T GO TO THE SET

OF HEART ´N SCALPELS.

>> OH, WELL, HE´S JUST GRUMPY

BECAUSE THE ONLY WHALE HE SAW

THIS MORNING WAS BETWEEN

THE SHEETS. HEH.

15 BLADE.

Frank Sinatra:

♫ COME FLY WITH ME,

LET´S FLY, LET´S FLY AWAY,

COME FLY WITH ME,

LET´S FLY, LET´S FLY AWAY ♫

>> AND FOR SEVERAL DAYS,

AS DAWN BUDGE HEALS,

THE WORLD IS A PEACEFUL PLACE.

>> SORRY TO INTERRUPT, SEAN.

YOUR DAUGHTER´S HERE.

>> HONEY, THE SIMPLE ANSWER

IS NO, I CAN´T DO LIPOSUCTION

ON YOU. FIRST OF ALL,

YOU DON´T NEED IT. SECONDLY--

>> IF YOU LOVE ME, YOU´LL DO IT.

>> OH, IT´S GOT NOTHING TO DO

WITH LOVE, SWEETHEART.

THERE´S NOT AN OUNCE OF EXTRA

FAT ON YOU, AND EVEN IF THERE

WAS, YOU´RE STILL GROWING.

>> I´LL GO TO SOMEONE ELSE,

THEN.

>> [SIGHS] OK. ALL RIGHT.

COME BACK. SIT DOWN. TELL ME,

MISS McNAMARA, WHAT YOU DON´T

LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF.

>> THIS.

>> ANNIE, WHERE DID THIS IDEA

COME FROM? YOU´RE A BEAUTIFUL

GIRL. HAVE YOU TALKED ABOUT THIS

WITH YOUR MOTHER? IS SHE HERE?

>> EDEN DROPPED ME OFF

WHILE SHE´S GETTING WAXED.

>> IS EDEN THE ONE PUTTING

THIS NEGATIVITY IN YOUR HEAD?

>> SHE TOLD ME YOU´D BLAME HER.

SHE´S MY SISTER, AND SHE´S

THE ONLY ONE IN THIS FAMILY

WHO REALLY CARES ABOUT ME.

GIVE ME THE SURGERY.

[PIANO PLAYING]

>> OH, SWEETIE.

>> YOU MUST BE CAMPBELL.

I´M MARCIA´S FRIEND, GWEN.

>> HI, GWEN. YOU´RE A VERY

ATTRACTIVE LADY.

>> MARCIA TELLS ME THAT YOU´RE

OPEN TO UNUSUAL SCENARIOS.

>> TELL ME WHAT YOU HAD IN MIND.

>> IT´S A FANTASY THAT I´VE HAD

FOR A LONG TIME, BUT I NEED

A PARTNER, SOMEONE WHO´S COOL,

CALM, AND TRUSTWORTHY. YOU HAVE

TO BE LIKE A--A SURGEON ALMOST.

>> I THINK I COULD DO THAT.

>> I´VE RESEARCHED IT DOWN TO

THE VERY SECOND, AND IT´LL TAKE

ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF. I´VE

ALREADY BOOKED A ROOM UPSTAIRS.

WE´LL START BY CALLING

ROOM SERVICE.

[PIANO PLAYING]

WHILE YOU´RE EMPTYING THE

BUCKETS OF ICE INTO THE BATHTUB,

I´LL BE INJECTING MYSELF

WITH KETAMINE IN ORDER TO DULL

THE SENSES OF MY PHYSICAL BODY.

AFTER THAT, YOU´LL HAVE TO

HELP ME INTO THE BATHTUB.

THE NEXT PART´S GOING TO BE

DIFFICULT FOR YOU, I´D IMAGINE

MORE DIFFICULT FOR YOU

THAN IT IS FOR ME.

WE´LL HAVE TO WAIT FOR

MY BODY TEMPERATURE TO DROP.

I´LL START TO SHIVER WHEN

MY BODY TRIES TO KEEP WARM.

THAT MEANS THAT I´LL BE

IN MODERATE HYPOTHERMIA.

ONCE MY BODY TEMPERATURE DROPS,

I´LL STOP SHIVERING, AND YOU´LL

HAVE A VERY LIMITED AMOUNT

OF TIME BEFORE I LOSE

CONSCIOUSNESS. AT THIS POINT,

DO NOT GIVE IN TO YOUR DESIRE

TO WRAP ME UP.

THAT´S VERY IMPORTANT.

MY TRUST IS COMPLETELY IN YOU

AT THAT POINT.

THE WARMTH OF YOUR BODY,

THE INTENSITY OF YOUR THRUSTING

WILL BRING ME BACK TO LIFE.

[GASPING]

[PIANO PLAYING]

>> I´LL NEED DOUBLE MY FEE.

>> THAT´S NOT A PROBLEM.

>> YOU´RE ONE KINKY BITCH,

AREN´T YOU?

>> MY MOTHER COMMITTED SUICIDE

WHEN MY LITTLE SISTER DIED.

MY SHRINK SEEMS TO THINK THAT MY

FANTASY IS TO BECOME MY SISTER

SO I CAN BRING HER BACK TO LIFE

IN ORDER TO SAVE MY MOTHER.

>> AND WHAT DO YOU THINK?

>> I THINK FOR $8,000,

YOU´LL BRING ME BACK TO LIFE.

>> TO LIFE.

>> EDEN NEEDS THERAPY,

SERIOUS THERAPY AND NOT

THE TOUCHY-FEELY KIND OF NEW AGE

BULLSHIT OLIVIA FAVORS.

>> I DON´T DOUBT THAT ALL

OUR KIDS HAVE ISSUES, SEAN,

BUT LET´S NOT GET CARRIED AWAY

WITH THE FINGER-POINTING.

>> YOUR DAUGHTER IS SUFFERING

FROM BODY DYSMORPHIC DISORDER

BROUGHT ON BY A SOCIOPATH SHE

CONSIDERS HER ONLY REAL ALLY.

I DON´T CALL THAT ISSUES, JULIA.

I CALL IT A SERIOUS

GODDAMN CRISIS.

>> I CAN´T JUST SIT QUIETLY

IN THE OTHER ROOM AND LISTEN

TO A CHARACTER ASSASSINATION

OF MY DAUGHTER.

>> HONEY, LET´S NOT ESCALATE

THINGS. SEAN IS JUST WORRIED

ABOUT ANNIE--

>> BUT HOW IS IT THAT

MY DAUGHTER IS BEING BLAMED

FOR ANNIE´S LOW SELF-ESTEEM.

EDEN´S SELF-ESTEEM IS HER MOST

EXTRAORDINARY QUALITY. WHY WOULD

SHE TEACH ANNIE TO HATE HERSELF?

>> THESE GIRLS ARE

MY THINSPIRATION.

OK, GET ON THE SCALE.

OK, ACCORDING TO

FRIENDSOFANAANDMIA.COM, YOU ARE

6 POUNDS OVERWEIGHT. AND I CAN

SEE IT RIGHT THERE ON YOUR ASS.

YOUR DAD NEEDS GLASSES.

>> WHO ARE ANA AND MIA?

>> ANOREXIA AND BULIMIA. DID YOU

LEARN ANYTHING IN MIAMI?

>> WHAT AM I GONNA DO? CHRIS´LL

NEVER LIKE ME. HE ALWAYS BAGS

ON EVAN ´CAUSE SHE´S FAT.

>> WELL, I COULDN´T LIVE WITH

MYSELF IF I LET YOU DO COKE,

MY OWN PERSONAL SAVIOR.

I GUESS WE´RE LOOKING AT MIA IF

YOUR SELFISH FATHER WON´T HELP.

>> LOOK, THE POINT IS IS THAT

ANNIE NEEDS HELP. NOW,

WE´RE ALL AGREED ON THAT.

>> OK, WELL, TO ME, IT´S LIKE

THERE´S A GIANT ELEPHANT IN THE

ROOM. IT´S OBVIOUS THAT ANNIE´S

PROBLEMS WERE INEVITABLE.

>> WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

>> THE WHOLE PLASTIC SURGERY

ETHOS IS UNDERMINING TO WOMEN.

YOU UNDERMINE HER JUST BY

GOING TO WORK EVERY DAY, SEAN.

YOU´VE ALIGNED YOURSELF

WITH THE--THE CULTURAL MISOGYNY

THAT IS POISONING YOUR DAUGHTER.

>> ARE YOU TRYING TO CREATE A

RIFT BETWEEN ME AND MY DAUGHTER?

>> SEAN, YOU CAN´T PRETEND

THIS IS A NEW IDEA. YOU KNOW,

YOU AND I HAVE TALKED ABOUT THIS

MANY, MANY TIMES.

>> WELL, YOU NEVER REALLY HAD

A PROBLEM WITH IT BEFORE, WITH

MY--MY POISONOUS, UNDERMINING

MISOGYNY. AFTER ALL,

IT FINANCED ALL YOUR

SPIRITUAL-SLASH-IDENTITY CRISES

YOU COULDN´T GET ENOUGH OF.

>> THIS IS NOT BETWEEN YOU AND

ME, SEAN. KEEP YOUR VOICES DOWN.

THE GIRLS ARE STUDYING

IN THE OTHER ROOM.

>> [COUGHS]

>> USE YOUR STOMACH MUSCLES

TO HELP.

>> [COUGHS]

>> YOU DON´T STOP WHEN YOU GAG.

YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR FINGERS

THERE, ANNIE. JESUS,

YOU´RE HOPELESS.

>> CAN´T DO IT. IT FEELS

HORRIBLE. WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

I HAVE TO MAKE HIM LIKE ME.

>> [SIGHS] YOU´RE A REAL

CHALLENGE, YOU KNOW THAT?

WE HAVE TO MOVE TO PLAN "C."

WIPE YOUR MOUTH.

[MONITOR BEEPING]

>> GOOD AFTERNOON, MS. BUDGE.

I´M DR. GEORGE.

>> OH, I´M NOT HERE FOR SEX AND

TREATS. I´M, UH, HERE TO COLLECT

A SAMPLE.

NO. IT´S A--A STOOL SAMPLE.

SINCE YOU HAD A--A RUN-IN

WITH A WILD BIRD, THE DOCS ARE

CONCERNED ABOUT AVIAN FLU.

LISTEN, THIS´LL JUST TAKE

A FEW SECONDS.

[MONITOR BEEPING QUICKENS]

ROLL OVER FOR ME.

KNEES UP FOR ME.

[BEEPING QUICKENS]

THAT´S IT.

AND BREATHE.

>> [MUFFLED YELL]

[RAPID BEEPING]

>> TELL ME WHAT YOU DON´T LIKE

ABOUT YOURSELF, SISTER.

>> MY OVERSIZED BREASTS.

I´M HERE FOR A REDUCTION

MAMMOPLASTY.

>> YOU, UH--YOU EXPERIENCING

BACK PROBLEMS?

>> BE A WHOLE LOT EASIER IF I

COULD JUST SAY YES, BUT LYING´S

NOT AN OPTION ANYMORE. HEH. I

MEAN, SINCE TAKING MY VOWS, I´VE

BECOME AWARE THAT MY BREASTS

ARE A SOURCE OF CONFUSION

FOR PEOPLE, JUST LIKE THEY WERE

FOR YOU JUST NOW. I WANNA REMOVE

THAT CONFUSION SO THAT I CAN

BE SEEN AS A VESSEL FOR GOD´S

LIGHT. I WANNA INSPIRE PEOPLE

WITH MY FAITH, NOT MY BUST LINE.

>> REDUCTION MAMMAPLASTY IS

DEFINITELY A, UH, MODERN WAY OF

DEEPENING YOUR SPIRITUAL LIFE.

>> WELL, I´M A MODERN GIRL,

SO I´M A MODERN NUN.

>> THEN WHY THE, UH, ANTIQUATED

LOOK? I THOUGHT MODERN NUNS

DIDN´T HAVE TO DRESS LIKE SALLY

FIELD IN THE FLYING NUN ANYMORE.

[BOTH LAUGH]

>> WELL, IT´S ACTUALLY A TREND

NOW. I MEAN, MANY OF THE YOUNGER

WOMEN GOING INTO THE CHURCH FEEL

THE NEED FOR SOMETHING MORE...

RADICAL. I MEAN, IF I´M GONNA

GIVE UP SEX, FREEDOM, AND MONEY,

I´M NOT GONNA PRETEND IT´S

NO BIG DEAL. AND I WANNA WEAR MY

WEDDING DRESS EVERY SINGLE DAY.

>> FEEL LIKE I NEED TO ASK

FOR HIGHER PERMISSION

TO EXAMINE YOUR BREASTS.

>> HEH.

>> I THINK WE CAN GET YOU DOWN

TO A SMALL "C" OR A LARGE "B."

WE MAKE A SMALL INCISION IN

THE NIPPLE, CUT STRAIGHT DOWN

THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF THE

BREAST, ALONG THE BOTTOM.

AND I´M CURIOUS. WHY WOULD

A BEAUTIFUL WOMEN LIKE YOURSELF

GIVE UP ALL THE PLEASURES

IN LIFE? I MEAN, THAT IS WHAT

YOU´RE DOING, NO MATTER HOW

YOU SPIN IT.

>> WELL, IT´S HARD TO DESCRIBE

TO SOMEONE WHO HASN´T FELT IT.

>> FELT WHAT?

>> WELL, WHEN YOU´RE CALLED.

IT´S LIKE A REAL FALLING IN

LOVE. LONELINESS DISAPPEARS,

AND YOU HAVE AN OVERWHELMING

DESIRE TO BE WITH GOD, AND THAT

MAKES EVERYTHING ELSE PALE.

>> HAVE YOU GIVEN EVERYTHING

ELSE A CHANCE? HAS ANYBODY

EVER HELD THESE AND TOLD YOU

HOW EXQUISITE THEY ARE?

>> IS THAT WHAT IT TAKES

TO MAKE YOU FEEL ALIVE, DOCTOR,

BAGGING A NUN?

>> YOU THINK GOD SAW WHAT I JUST

SAW IN YOUR EYES RIGHT NOW?

IF IT´S GOD YOU WANT, THEN GO

FOR IT. WE´RE ALL JUST TRYING TO

GET THROUGH THE NIGHT, SISTER.

>> HMM.

I WAS A HEROIN ADDICT. I LIVED

ON THE STREET FOR 2 YEARS.

I´M SURE YOUR IMAGINATION CAN

TELL YOU WHAT GOT ME THROUGH

THE NIGHT UNTIL GOD FOUND ME,

SAVED ME.

>> WHEN YOU, UH, HAVE A MINUTE,

THERE´S SOME KIND OF

MISUNDERSTANDING WITH MS. BUDGE.

>> DAWN, NOBODY ORDERED A STOOL

SAMPLE. IT DOESN´T MAKE SENSE.

YOU CAN´T GET THE BIRD FLU

FROM AN EAGLE IN CALGARY.

>> I ALREADY TOLD HER THAT

STOOL SAMPLES ARE NOT USED

IN A DIAGNOSIS AND CERTAINLY NOT

RETRIEVED WITH A RUBBER GLOVE.

THIS WHOLE EPISODE WAS

MOST LIKELY A HALLUCINATION

TRIGGERED BY THE ANESTHESIA.

>> EXACTLY.

>> EXCUSE ME. GUYS, MAY I SEE

YOU IN THE BREAK ROOM, PLEASE?

>> GIVE US A SEC.

>> [CLEARS THROAT]

>> AN ACTUAL ASS BANDIT?

>> HOW DID YOU FIND OUT

ABOUT THIS?

>> I JUST HAD A CONVERSATION

WITH A SERGEANT MONTGOMERY

OVER AT THE BEVERLY HILLS P.D.

HE TOLD ME THAT THERE HAVE BEEN

3 IDENTICAL ASS BANDIT EPISODES

AT THE RODEO DRIVE COSMETIC

INSTITUTE. AN UNKNOWN INTRUDER

ENTERS DURING OFF HOURS,

POLITELY SAYS HE´S THERE FOR

A STOOL SAMPLE, AT WHICH POINT,

HE DIGITALLY DIDDLES THE

PATIENT, AND THEN HE LEAVES.

>> WHY WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT?

>> FOR THE THRILL OF GETTING

AWAY WITH IT OR MAYBE BECAUSE

BROWN IS THE NEW BLACK. HOW THE

HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?

>> SO THIS PERVERT IS STILL

AT LARGE.

>> YEAH, AND GET THIS.

THE OWNERS OF THE RODEO DRIVE

CHOP SHOP MADE HUGE PAYOUTS

TO THE VICTIMS SO THAT

THEIR ALREADY ASTRONOMICAL

MALPRACTICE INSURANCE DOESN´T

GO SKY-HIGH. LOOKS LIKE

EVERYBODY´S GETTIN´ RAPED

THANKS TO THIS FUDGE-FINDER.

>> DAWN COULD SUE US BECAUSE WE

DON´T HAVE ENOUGH SECURITY.

OUR CARRIER COULD DROP US.

NO INSURANCE, NO PRACTICE.

YOU THINK SHE´S LITIGIOUS?

>> YOU GUYS NEED TO MAKE NICE,

AND FAST.

>> SHE´S HITLER IN UGGS,

AND SHE´S SMELLY, AND I NEED YOU

TO PROTECT ME FROM HER, OK?

THAT´S ALL I´M ASKING.

>> THAT´S FREDDY PRUNE,

THE SHOW´S CREATOR. AND THIS IS

THE SET. THIS IS WHERE MR. STONE

AND, UH--OH, LOOK WHO IT IS.

>> HEY.

>> PLEASE, NOTHING ABOUT HER

WEIGHT. SHE´S VERY SENSITIVE.

>> HI, DAWN. KATE. NICE TO MEET

YOU. SEAN HAS TOLD ME SO MANY

NICE THINGS ABOUT YOU. HEY, YOU.

>> HEY. HI.

>> YOU LOOK SO HANDSOME.

OH, THANK YOU. DAWN, THAT´S

REALLY SWEET. I HEAR THAT YOU

ARE HOPING TO MEET MY HANDSOME

COSTAR. I HAPPEN TO KNOW WHERE

HE HANGS OUT, SO, YOU KNOW,

I´LL TAKE HER OVER

TO AIDAN´S TRAILER.

[CELLPHONE RINGS]

>> HMM.

>> YEAH.

>> HMM.

>> [MOUTHS WORDS]

>> YEAH. LET´S GO. I KNOW.

HE´S SO CUTE AND NICE.

>> HELLO.

>> ANNIE´S BEEN EXPELLED, SEAN,

AND WE´VE GOTTA DRIVE UP THERE.

>> SHE WHAT?

>> EVEN PRETTIER THAN ME.

>> HEY, HEY, HEY! HEADS UP!

>> DAWN!

>> HEY! HEADS UP!

>> COME ON.

>> WHAT HAPPENED? OH, MY GOD.

GODDAMN IT--ARE WE INSURED

FOR THIS? SOMEBODY CHECK THE

INSURANCE RIGHT NOW. HOW THE

HECK DID--WE JUST HAD A SAFETY

MEETING. GODDAMN IT. [SIGHS]

>> ♫ OOH, DREAM WEAVER,

I BELIEVE YOU CAN GET ME... ♫

>> HI.

>> ♫ THROUGH THE NIGHT ♫

>> I´M FREDDY. ARE YOU OK?

>> ♫ OOH, DREAM WEAVER ♫

>> THE WORLD WE´RE PASSING ALONG

TO THIS GENERATION CREATES

A CHALLENGE. THERE´S SO MUCH

DARKNESS AND CORRUPTION, AND

AS WE SEE HERE TODAY, THEY´RE

RESPONDING IN DISTURBING WAYS.

CLEARLY MANY OF THEM ARE

DESPERATE TO BREATHE LIFE

INTO THEIR BLEAK VISION

OF THE FUTURE.

>> LET ME ASK YOU THIS,

MR. BLUNT. WHAT IF A STUDENT´S

PROBLEMS AREN´T ABOUT THIS

DARK WORLD, BUT RATHER WERE

INSTIGATED BY A DISTURBED

PSYCHOPATH RIGHT HERE AT PRESTON

WHO SET HER SIGHTS

ON MY DAUGHTER?

>> SEAN, NOW ANNIE HAS GOT

PROBLEMS THAT WE CANNOT BLAME

ON SOMEONE WHO SHE´S ONLY KNOWN

FOR A FEW MONTHS.

>> A FEW MONTHS AGO, ANNIE WAS

A VERY SANE AND INNOCENT GIRL.

>> IT´S ALWAYS DIFFICULT TO FACE

THE SHORTCOMINGS OF OUR

CHILDREN. YOUR DAUGHTER WAS

CAUGHT IN A HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE

LIAISON. IT´S A ZERO-TOLERANCE

OFFENCE. BOTH ANNIE AND CHRIS

SOLOMON, THE YOUNG MAN WITH

WHOM SHE WAS FOUND IN THE NORTH

STABLE, ARE BEING ASKED TO

PACK UP AND VACATE IMMEDIATELY.

[POUNDING ON DOOR]

>> THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. WHY

ARE YOU TRYING TO DESTROY US?

>> I DON´T WANNA DESTROY YOU,

SEAN. I JUST WANNA HAVE

A LITTLE BIT OF FUN.

>> PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON.

WE´RE GOING TO THE HEADMASTER´S

OFFICE, AND YOU´RE GONNA EXPLAIN

THAT YOU´RE THE ONE WHO´S

BEEN TEACHING MY DAUGHTER

ABOUT ORAL SEX.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT BLUNT LIKES?

BLUNT LIKES WHEN I SUCK HIS

BALLS. HE WOULDN´T WANNA HEAR

ANYTHING BAD ABOUT ME.

HE LIKES ME.

>> WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? I DON´T

UNDERSTAND. YOU´RE ATTRACTIVE.

YOU´RE SMART. YOUR MOTHER TRIES

TO BE A RESPONSIBLE PARENT.

>> YOU´VE GOT IT ALL BACKWARDS,

SEAN. I´M THE FAIRY GODMOTHER.

ANNIE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO

ATTRACT THE BOY SHE´S

BEEN FANTASIZING ABOUT.

I KNOW YOU FANTASIZE ABOUT ME

WHILE YOU´RE PUMPING AWAY

ON LITTLE MISS JENNY CRAIG.

>> JESUS CHRIST.

>> DOES FATTY DUMPSTER SWALLOW?

BET SHE´S TOO WORRIED ABOUT

THE CALORIES.

>> YOU LEAVE KATE OUT OF THIS.

>> ALL THAT ANGER. IT´S ´CAUSE

YOU´RE FIGHTING WHAT YOU WANT,

SEAN. I LOVE TO SWALLOW.

I TAUGHT MYSELF TO DEEP-THROAT

USING A NUMBING SPRAY.

>> YOU LISTEN TO ME. THE PEOPLE

WHO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOU

ARE PREDATORS. THEY´RE PATHETIC

PREDATORS. I DO NOT LUST AFTER

YOU. IN FACT, THE HARDER YOU

TRY, THE MORE YOU TURN ME OFF.

>> MMM.

>> JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME.

>> STAY AWAY FROM YOU OR FROM

ANNIE? WHAT´S YOUR REAL FEAR,

SEAN, THAT I´LL CORRUPT ANNIE

OR THAT I´LL CORRUPT YOU?

>> SAYING A FEW LAST-MINUTE

HAIL MARYS, SISTER? IT´S A WASTE

OF TIME. YOU´RE GONNA BE FINE

THANKS TO GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED

SURGICAL EXPERTISE. YOU´LL NEED

TO TAKE THAT OFF BEFORE SURGERY.

>> WILL YOU HELP ME, DOCTOR?

>> OF COURSE. [CLEARS THROAT]

[MONITOR BEEPING]

THERE YOU GO.

>> I WANT YOU TO TAKE IT.

PRAY WITH IT EVERY NOW AND THEN.

>> I GAVE UP PRAYING WHEN I WAS

10 YEARS OLD.

>> PRAYER IS VERY POWERFUL,

DR. TROY. DID YOU READ ABOUT

WHAT HAPPENED IN AUSTRALIA?

>> NO, I DIDN´T.

>> WELL, THEY´RE HAVING A

TERRIBLE DROUGHT, AND THE PRIME

MINISTER ASKED EVERYONE TO PRAY

FOR RAIN, AND THE NEXT DAY, IT

RAINED ALL ACROSS NORTHWESTERN

VICTORIA, THE VERY NEXT DAY.

>> WELL, THAT´S GOOD

TO KNOW THAT THE SOLUTION

TO GLOBAL WARMING IS JUST

A ROSARY BEAD AWAY.

>> WELL, EVEN A MAN OF SCIENCE

CAN RESPECT EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE.

>> HERE´S A PIECE OF EMPIRICAL

EVIDENCE FOR YOU. EVERY NIGHT

WHEN I WAS A KID, I USED TO

KNEEL IN FRONT OF MY BED AND

PRAY TO GOD THAT MY FOSTER

FATHER WOULDN´T COME BACK INTO

MY ROOM, AND EVERY NIGHT,

HE CAME BACK IN ANYWAY. SO GOD

LISTENS TO THE AUSTRALIAN

FARMERS, BUT HE DOESN´T LISTEN

TO AN INNOCENT BOY WHO´S BEING

SODOMIZED BY AN EVIL PSYCHOPATH.

>> I´M SO SORRY.

THERE´S NO WAY I CAN KNOW WHAT

GOD´S PLAN WAS, BUT I KNOW

HE HAD ONE, AND SOMETIMES

WE HAVE TO FOCUS OUR PRAYERS

ON HAVING THAT REVEALED TO US.

THAT´S HOW I WAS SAVED.

>> HEH. THE TRUTH IS I DON´T

WANNA BE SAVED, SISTER. MAYBE

YOU SHOULD´VE FOUND YOURSELF

A MORE PIOUS SURGEON.

>> NOPE. I´M GLAD IT´S YOU.

THERE´S A GLIMMER OF TRUE LIGHT

IN THOSE EYES, AND I CAN SEE IT

FIGHTING FOR A PLACE AT THE

TABLE. JUST TAKE IT. FOR ME.

>> WHATEVER MAKES THE PATIENT

MORE COMFORTABLE.

>> HOW ARE YOU FEELING, DAWN?

>> THEY SAY I´M LUCKY I DIDN´T

DIE, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

I´M LUCKY I GOT HIT BY THAT

300-POUND LIGHT. HAD I BEEN

ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE WORLD,

I NEVER WOULD HAVE FOUND MY

RAISON D´ETRE. IT´S MY BLISS.

FREDERIC CHRISTOPHER PRUNE.

>> SHE SAW STARS, GENTLEMEN, AND

SO DID I. TELL YOU THE TRUTH,

I´D GIVEN UP ON LOVE. I MADE UP

MY MIND THAT ROMANCE WAS GONNA

HAVE TO BREAK DOWN MY DOOR AND

DRAG ME KICKING FROM MY PRATESI

SHEETS. I CERTAINLY WAS NOT

GONNA WASTE ANY MORE TIME ON THE

CALIBER OF WOMAN YOU NORMALLY

MEET IN THIS TOWN. AND THEN...

[DREAM WEAVER PLAYING]

I MET MY DAWN, A REAL WOMAN WITH

A REAL SOUL AND A HEART OF GOLD.

AND JESUS CHRIST, TAKE ONE LOOK

AT HER. YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO

TO ME, DARLING?

>> HMM. TELL ME.

>> YOU LOOK LIKE A BUTTERCUP,

AND YOU TURN MY FREAKING CRANK

AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND

AND AROUND.

>> WELL, THAT CRAZY CUPID

IS JUST FULL OF SURPRISES,

ISN´T HE?

[CELLPHONE RINGS]

>> WHAT, ARE YOU 90?! JESUS.

IT´S A TEXT MESSAGE.

>> I GUESS I SHOULD READ

THE MANUAL. SORRY.

UH, FAMILY STUFF. ANYWAY,

CONGRATULATIONS.

>> YEAH, WE´RE THRILLED FOR YOU,

ENVIOUS, IN FACT. HEH.

>> BOY, FREDDY.

>> YOU KNOW, DOCTORS, I´M VERY

INTUITIVE, EXTREMELY INTUITIVE,

AND I DO HAPPEN TO KNOW

WHAT YOU´RE THINKING.

>> WELL, FREDDY, YOU HAVE TO

ADMIT, YOU DO HAVE A CERTAIN...

>> WHAT? SENSE OF STYLE?

WAY WITH A BON MOT? PASSION FOR

THE GENIUS OF STEPHEN SONDHEIM?

COME ON. GIVE ME A BREAK.

LET´S GET IN THE 2007s, WILL YA?

I MEAN, FRANKLY I´M DISAPPOINTED

IN YOU, ESPECIALLY YOU. DON´T

KNOW WHY. FROM YOU, I EXPECT

THIS. I MEAN, WHAT DO I HAVE TO

DO, SHOW YOU MY FANTASY FOOTBALL

ROSTER? TERRELL OWENS IS

STINKIN´ UP THE JOINT. YOU WANT

HIM? TAKE HIM OFF MY HANDS.

MAYBE I CAN JUMP OVER THAT

FAGGY TABLE OF YOURS AND BEAT

THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU.

HOW ABOUT THAT? I´M SORRY.

IT´S JUST A LITTLE IGNORANT--

>> LISTEN, LET ME CUT TO THE

CHASE, OK, FELLAS? FREDDY PRUNE

IS PACKIN´. FREDDY PRUNE GIVES

WICKED HEAD. FREDDY PRUNE

RIDES ME LIKE HE IS THE KING

OF THE FREAKIN´ RODEO.

>> ANY QUESTIONS?

>> OK. NOW THAT WE´VE CLEARED

THAT UP, FREDDY, WHY DON´T YOU

TELL US WHAT YOU DON´T LIKE

ABOUT YOURSELF.

>> HE NEEDS AS ASS-LIFT. I CALL

HIM MR. WAFFLE BUTT. FLAT AS

A PANCAKE, CUTE LITTLE CRATERS.

SHOW HIM, SWEETHEART.

[CELLPHONE RINGS]

CHRIST, WHAT IS THIS,

HOMEROOM AT HOLLYWOOD HIGH?

ANSWER IT, ALREADY.

>> UH, LOOK, UH, MY PARTNER´LL

HAVE TO FINISH THE CONSULT.

I GOT NANNY PROBLEMS.

>> UH...

[CLOCK TICKING]

[DOOR CLOSES]

>> AHH!

>> 911. WHAT´S YOUR EMERGENCY?

>> I WANNA REPORT A WOMAN

IN SEVERE HYPOTHERMIA.

HER BODY´S BEEN IN ICE.

>> DOES THE PATIENT HAVE

A PULSE?

>> NO.

>> YOU NEED ME TO TALK YOU

THROUGH C.P.R.?

>> NO. I´M A DOCTOR. SHE NEEDS

WARMING FLUIDS. HOW SOON

WILL THEY BE HERE?

>> 5 TO 10 MINUTES.

>> [SIGHS]

PLEASE, GOD. PLEASE, GOD,

DON´T LET HER DIE. CHRIST,

I´LL NEVER--I´LL NEVER PLAY WITH

PEOPLE--PEOPLE´S LIVES AGAIN.

I PROMISE. I´LL...

[SIREN APPROACHING]

>> [GASPING]

[PIANO PLAYING]

[DISPATCH CHATTER]

[SIREN]

[DISPATCH CHATTER]

[SIRENS]

Splack Pack:

♫ JUST SHAKE THAT ASS, BITCH,

AND LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT,

JUST SHAKE THAT ASS, BITCH,

AND LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT,

JUST SHAKE THAT ASS, BITCH,

AND LET ME SEE WHAT YOU GOT ♫

>> LOOK AT THAT GORGEOUS BUMPER.

FREDDY IS TASTY AND DELICIOUS

AS A CINNABON, BUT HALF

THE CALORIES. HA HA HA.

CINNA-BUN. YOU GET IT?

>> OH, JESUS, BELIEVE ME,

I GOT IT.

>> OK.

>> YEAH, NO SITTING FOR A WEEK,

AND I WANT YOU SLEEPING

ON YOUR SIDE, OK?

>> TELL ME ABOUT IT.

>> WHAT, SO NO HUMPY-HUMPY?

>> PRINCESS, FOR GOD SAKE,

MY ASS FEELS LIKE IT JUST

GOT ATTACKED BY A SWARM

OF KILLER BEES. NO JOKE.

>> OH, BABY. BABY.

>> DAWN, COULD I, UM, TALK TO

YOU IN MY OFFICE? JUST TO GO

OVER SOME, UH, BILLING DETAILS.

>> BILLING? YOU SAID THIS

SURGERY WAS ON THE HOUSE

BECAUSE OF MY ASS BANDIT TRAUMA.

I´M STILL HAVING FLASHBACKS,

AREN´T I? AREN´T I, FREDDY?

>> DAWN, LOOK AT ME. IT´S ALL

IN THE PAST. LOOK IN MY EYES

AND SAY, "IT´S ALL IN THE PAST."

>> IT´S ALL IN THE PAST.

>> JUST SOME MINOR DETAILS

WHILE FREDDY RESTS.

>> YOU GET 5 MINUTES, OK, HONEY?

CLOSE YOUR EYES.

>> COME BACK SOON.

>> COUNT TO 10.

>> COME BACK QUICK.

COME BACK QUICK.

>> IT´S ALL IN THE PAST.

>> I DON´T ACTUALLY NEED TO TALK

TO YOU ABOUT PAYMENT. I WANNA

TALK ABOUT YOU AND FREDDY.

>> STOP RIGHT THERE. I´M WAY

AHEAD OF YOU, DOC. I KNOW HE´S

OUT OF MY LEAGUE. HE´S TOO GOOD

FOR ME. HE´S TOO SMART. HE´S TOO

FAMOUS. HE´S TOO SEXY. YOU KNOW,

HE COULD BE BANGIN´ JENNIFER

ANISTON RIGHT NOW, BUT HE´S NOT.

HE CHOSE ME FOR THE MOMENT.

>> I DON´T THINK IT´S

JENNIFER ANISTON YOU SHOULD

BE WORRIED ABOUT.

>> COULD BE RIGHT. HE´S ALWAYS

HAD A THING FOR BUSTY BLONDES.

YOU KNOW, HE STILL CRIES

OVER ANNA NICOLE.

>> DAWN, PLEASE, LISTEN TO ME.

JUST LISTEN TO ME. OK, YOU´RE

A VERY LOVABLE PERSON, AND I

JUST WANNA MAKE SURE YOU´RE

WITH A MAN WHO LOVES YOU

FOR THE RIGHT REASONS.

>> I´M FINE, DR. TROY.

I´M WALKIN´ ON AIR. IT´S A RUSH

YOU CAN´T IMAGINE, TRULY,

GIVING YOURSELF OVER TO ANOTHER

PERSON, SCHEMING TO MAKE

ALL THEIR DREAMS COME TRUE.

IT´S CALLED UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.

YOU SHOULD TRY IT.

[DING]

[MONITOR BEEPING]

>> GOOD EVENING, MR. PRUNE.

>> [SIGHS] ARE YOU

THE NIGHT NURSEY?

>> I´M DR. GEORGE.

I´M HERE TO COLLECT

A STOOL SAMPLE.

[SQUIRT]

IF YOU´LL RAISE YOUR KNEES

FOR ME.

AND BREATHE.

[GROANS]

[WATER BUBBLING]

>> TELL ME WHAT YOU DON´T LIKE

ABOUT YOURSELF.

>> FIRST LET ME TELL YOU

WHAT I LIKE ABOUT HER.

HER PUSSY. IT´S SOFT AND TIGHT

AND PINK.

>> I DON´T WANNA HEAR THIS.

NOTHING GOOD WILL COME FROM THIS

KIND OF TALK. NOW, WHAT CAN I DO

FOR YOU?

>> IT´S TOO LATE, DOC. THE

DAMAGE IS DONE. I SLEPT WITH

HER. I WAS WEAK. I COULDN´T--

I COULDN´T RESIST. I THOUGHT

I COULD TRUST HER. I THOUGHT

SHE´D KEEP THE SECRET,

BUT SHE TOLD EVERYONE. SHE TOLD

EVERYONE. I´M NOT EVEN A DOCTOR

ANYMORE. SHE LIED. SHE TOLD ´EM

THAT I RAPED HER, AND THEY TOOK

EVERYTHING AWAY FROM ME,

MY LICENSE TO PRACTICE. MY...

FAMILY, THEY DESPISE ME NOW FOR

WHAT I DID. AND MY PARTNER´S

DONE WITH ME, TOO. HE CALLED ME

A RANK PIECE OF SHIT.

CAN YOU HELP ME?

>> THERE´S NO CURE FOR YOUR KIND

OF WEAKNESS. I´M A SURGEON,

NOT A WITCH DOCTOR.

>> PLEASE, CUT THEM OFF.

>> I´M SORRY?

>> MY BALLS, YOU IDIOT. JUST CUT

´EM OFF. I MEAN, HAVE SOME

GODDAMN PITY AND CUT ´EM OFF

BEFORE THEY KILL ME.

>> LISTEN TO ME. GET AHOLD

OF YOURSELF. I´M NOT CUTTING

ANYTHING OFF.

>> IT´S MY ONLY HOPE. I HAVE NO

WILL, NO STRENGTH. IF YOU DON´T

CUT ´EM OFF, I´M A DEAD MAN.

FINE. YOU WON´T DO IT, I WILL.

ENH. YAH HAAH!

>> HEY, SEXY, I WAS OVER AT

THE FARMERS MARKET. I THOUGHT

I´D SURPRISE YOU. ARE YOU OK?

THE TOMATOES WERE SO GORGEOUS,

AND THEY HAD SOME REALLY FRESH

BASIL, SO I THOUGHT I WOULD

SURPRISE YOU AND MAKE US

A CAPRESE SALAD FOR LUNCH.

OH, AND I ALSO GOT THE MOST

AMAZING ORGANIC PEACHES.

[CHUCKLES]

THEY´RE THE LAST ONES OF THE

SEASON. AREN´T THEY AMAZING?

MM-HMM. YEAH.

>> YOU LOOK PRETTY TODAY.

>> MM. THANKS.

>> IT WAS A WEIRD DAY.

I DO LOVE YOU, KATE.

>> MM. 4 1/2 POUNDS DOWN,

AND I´M LOVABLE AGAIN.

>> YOU´RE ALWAYS LOVABLE.

YOU´RE A WONDERFUL GIRL. WOMAN.

I THINK WE SHOULD GET MARRIED.

>> DR. TROY.

>> HEY, SISTER. I, UH, BROUGHT

YOUR ST. CHRISTOPHER. WELL,

ACTUALLY, THE ONE YOU GAVE ME,

I FORGOT ABOUT AND LEFT IT IN

A PAIR OF PANTS THAT WENT TO

THE CLEANERS, AND SOMEBODY THERE

MUST HAVE NEEDED SOME KIND

OF SALVATION, BECAUSE, UH,

IT DIDN´T COME BACK.

>> HMM.

>> SO I GOT YOU THIS ONE.

IT´S, UH, 22-KARET GOLD.

I GOT IT FROM AN ESTATE JEWELER.

>> THAT WASN´T NECESSARY,

BUT THANK YOU.

>> HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

>> ITCHY, BUT, UH, SIGNS OF

HEALING. YOU MENTIONED THAT.

>> YEAH. YEAH, IT CAN DEFINITELY

BE UNCOMFORTABLE. SO LOOK,

I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. I, UH--

I TREATED YOU DISRESPECTFULLY.

>> APOLOGY ACCEPTED, AND AGAIN,

IT´S NOT NECESSARY, BUT

APPRECIATED. SO I GUESS I´LL SEE

YOU FOR THE STITCHES REMOVAL.

>> YEAH. YEP. THAT YOU WILL.

WOULD YOU CONSIDER PRAYING

WITH ME?

>> I´M ALWAYS INTERESTED

IN PRAYING. WHAT ARE WE

PRAYING FOR?

>> I DON´T KNOW.