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>> PREVIOUSLY ON "NIP/TUCK"...

>> MY DAD JUST GAVE US A LOT OF

MONEY FOR THE BABY´S EDUCATION

FUND.

>> HER NAME IS KATE.

SHE HAPPENS TO BE PRETTY

SPECIAL.

>> I HAD GASTRIC BYPASS, AND

AFTER I LOST 100 POUNDS, THIS

WAS THE RESULT.

>> I DON´T GIVE A SHIT IF SHE

WAS ONCE FAT.

>> JULIA MET SOMEONE.

YOU MET SOMEONE.

I GET IT.

>> OLLIE SOUNDS VERY UPPER

CRUST.

IS OLLIE RICH?

>> YES, VERY, AND IT´S OLIVIA.

>> MMM.

>> MMM.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

>> OH, COME ON. LET THEM OUT.

THEY´LL SUFFOCATE. TRUST ME.

I´M A FAMOUS TV SURGEON.

>> RIGHT, RIGHT, WHICH IS

EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULD BE

CAREFUL BECAUSE THE TABLOIDS

WOULD KILL FOR A PHOTO OP.

>> OF US NAKED IN THE HOT TUB?

MMM.

>> SEAN, I GOT TO GO.

>> OH, NO, YOU DON´T.

>> NO, NO.

NO, I DO.

I GOT A CRAMP.

>> OK, OK, OK.

I PROMISE WE DON´T HAVE TO GET

NAKED.

>> WAIT, SEAN. OH, GOD.

>> I, UH, I DRAINED IT.

I PUT ENOUGH DISINFECTANT IN

THERE TO KILL AN OUTBREAK OF

EBOLA, SO--

HONEY, COME ON.

>> DON´T. DON´T TOUCH ME.

I CAN´T EVEN LOOK AT YOU.

>> I´M A DOCTOR.

BESIDES, THIS WAS NOTHING.

ONCE YOU´VE SEEN YOUR CHILDREN

BORN--

>> WAIT, WAIT. HEY, WHOA.

ARE YOU COMPARING THE BIRTH OF

YOUR CHILDREN TO ME SHITTING IN

A HOT TUB?

>> MAYBE YOU´VE GOT A BUG OR A

STOMACH FLU.

DID YOU EAT SOMETHING--

>> YEAH, YEAH. I DID.

I ATE SOMETHING, OK?

I FELT AWFUL AFTER DOING THE

SCENE WITH AIDAN, AND I TRIED

SHOVING THE ENTIRE CATERING

TRUCK DOWN MY THROAT.

WHEN THAT DIDN´T MAKE ME FEEL

ANY BETTER, I WENT OVER TO THE

CRAFT SERVICE TABLE, AND I

HOOVERED UP ALL THE SUGAR

COOKIES.

AT LEAST WHEN YOU DO A PLAY, YOU

CAN GO TO THE LADIES´ ROOM AND

VOMIT BETWEEN ACTS, BUT, NO,

THIS IS TV.

THE NEXT SHOT WAS CLOSE ON MY

FACE, SO I HAD TO RESORT TO PLAN

"B."

>> YOU TOOK A LAXATIVE?

>> YEAH, 3.

>> OH.

>> YOU´RE NEVER GOING TO BE ABLE

TO HAVE SEX WITH ME AGAIN, ARE

YOU?

>> OH, FOR GOD´S SAKE, I MEAN, I

AM A LITTLE CONCERNED THAT YOU´D

RESORT TO PILLS.

>> IT WAS A CATCH-22, OK?

I´M SO DISSATISFIED WITH

EVERYTHING--WORK, MY BODY--

SO I EAT.

I´M JUST, I´M SCARED.

I´M SCARED THAT I´M NOT GONNA BE

SATISFIED TILL I DRIVE AWAY THE

ONE THING THAT IS WORKING--YOU.

>> I´M NOT HERE BECAUSE YOU´RE

PERFECT.

I´M HERE BECAUSE YOU´RE YOU--

HUMAN, BEAUTIFUL--AND I´M

SATISFIED WITH YOU.

WHOA, TIGER.

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY REPLENISH

YOUR LIQUIDS.

>> OK. FILL HER UP.

HOW ABOUT I SATISFY YOU RIGHT

NOW?

>> I, UH--

>> ♫ AH

MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL

MAKE ME

A PERFECT SOUL

A PERFECT MIND

A PERFECT FACE

A PERFECT

LIFE ♫

>> MR. POE, HOW LONG HAVE YOU

BEEN A PLASTIC SURGERY ADDICT?

>> WELL, I´M HARDLY WHAT YOU

WOULD CALL AN ADDICT.

>> REALLY?

LET´S SEE.

YOU´VE HAD TWO RHINOPLASTIES TO

RESHAPE THE NOSTRILS AND

STRAIGHTEN OUT THE BONE, RIGHT,

A CHIN AUGMENTATION, TWO

BLEPHAROPLASTIES, A CANTHOPEXY

TO TIGHTEN UP THE BOTTOM LID AND

GIVE YOU THAT CATLIKE APPEARANCE

THERE, A BROW LIFT, TWO

OTOPLASTIES...

AM I MISSING ANYTHING?

>> CHIN REDUCTION, NOT

AUGMENTATION.

>> MY BAD.

>> NO. IT´S ACTUALLY

DR. WOODMAN´S BAD.

I ASKED FOR A CLEFT.

DO YOU SEE A CLEFT ON ME?

>> NO. THAT´S THE ONE THING ON

YOUR FACE I DON´T SEE.

>> IT WOULD´VE DELINEATED THE

SYMMETRY THAT I´VE BEEN TRYING

SO HARD TO ACHIEVE.

NOW, THAT HARDLY MAKES ME AN

ADDICT, DOES IT?

I MEAN, A PERFECTIONIST,

PERHAPS, BUT IN OUR BUSINESS,

THAT SORT OF GOES WITH THE

TERRITORY, DOESN´T IT?

>> OUR BUSINESS?

>> YES. I OWN ONE OF THE TOP

SALONS IN BEVERLY HILLS--

PARAGONIA.

>> OH, I´VE HEARD OF IT, HOME OF

THE $800 HAIRCUT.

>> FARMERS GET HAIRCUTS.

MY CLIENTELE ARE LIMITED TO THE

VERY RICH AND FAMOUS.

THEY DON´T COME TO ME FOR

HAIRCUTS.

THEY COME TO ME BECAUSE THEY

KNOW THAT I UNDERSTAND BEAUTY IS

AN OLYMPIC IDEAL.

I FACE A MIRROR ALL DAY.

EVERY TIME I LOOK UP, THERE I

AM.

NOW, IF I´M STRIVING TO MAKE MY

CLIENTS PICTURES OF PERFECTION,

THEN DON´T I OWE THE SAME

OBLIGATION TO MYSELF?

>> AND THIS CLEFT CHIN, IT´S

GONNA FULFILL SOME KIND OF

IDEAL?

>> DR. TROY, WHEN AN A-LIST

CELEBRITY IS THINKING ABOUT

GETTING A LITTLE WORK DONE, TO

WHOM DO THEY TURN, THEIR MAID OR

TO SOMEONE LIKE ME WHO HAS

DEDICATED HIMSELF BODY AND SOUL

TO A UNIVERSAL STANDARD OF

BEAUTY?

SO, TO WHOM DO I SEND MY $800

HAIRCUTS?

I TRULY AM AT A LOSS.

>> OK. SO, THIS CLEFT--

ARE WE TALKING MICHAEL OR KIRK

DOUGLAS?

>> [LAUGHS]

MY MIGRAINES HAD JUST GOTTEN SO

BAD THAT ACTUALLY, IT WAS MY

MOTHER, OF ALL PEOPLE, THAT

SUGGESTED I GOT ACUPUNCTURE.

>> I PUT TWO NEEDLES IN HER,

AND, BINGO, SHE STARTS TO SOB.

>> AND SHE LET ME STAY UNTIL I´D

STOPPED, AND THEN I INVITED HER

OUT TO DINNER TO THANK HER.

>> AND YOU´RE STILL THANKING

EACH OTHER, HUH?

SO, HOW DID ANNIE DEAL WITH THE

NEW SITUATION?

DID SHE FREAK?

>> UH-UH. NO.

WELL, YOU KNOW HOW SHE ADORES

HER AUNT LIZ, SO I JUST

TOLD HER--

>> YOU OUTTED ME TO ANNIE?

>> WHY? IS THAT SOMETHING TO BE

ASHAMED OF?

>> NO. IT´S JUST THAT I WANTED

TO BE ABLE TO TELL HER MYSELF...

LIKE WHEN´S 60.

>> LADIES, THIS IS THE 21st

CENTURY.

YOU CAN TAKE OFF YOUR CORSETS.

>> [GIGGLES]

OH, I´M SORRY. NO.

IT´S JUST, OLIVIA SAID I SHOULD

GET USED TO PDAs--PUBLIC

DISPLAYS OF--

>> OF AFFECTION. I KNOW.

>> SORRY.

>> SO, HOW DID ANNIE DEAL WITH

IT?

>> SHE´S FINE.

I MEAN, SHE SEES HOW HAPPY I AM,

THAT I´M MORE COMPLETE, THAT

THERE´S NO MISSING PART OF ME.

YOU KNOW HOW IT IS.

>> WELL, ACTUALLY, NO.

>> YEAH. WHAT´S UP WITH THAT?

YOU´RE THIS BEAUTIFUL, BRILLIANT

DOCTOR, AND NO ONE´S GRABBED

YOU UP YET?

>> HARD TO BELIEVE, HUH?

>> HONEY, LOOK IN THE MIRROR,

OK?

YOU´RE ONE HOT MAMA.

YOU´VE GOT SEXY SPILLING OUT OF

EVERY PORE, DOESN´T SHE?

>> YOU DO.

>> YOU KNOW, I´M SURPRISED YOU

TWO NEVER WENT FOR IT.

>> OH, LIZ IS LIKE FAMILY.

IT´D BE LIKE GOING OUT WITH YOUR

SISTER.

>> WELL, CALL ME STUPID.

YOU´RE MARRIED WITH KIDS.

I SORT OF ASSUMED THAT YOU WERE

STRAIGHT.

>> LESBIAN LESSON NUMBER ONE--

NEVER ASSUME.

TIME´S UP.

>> DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT?

I´LL GIVE YOU A LIFT.

>> LESSON TWO--HOTEL SEX:

HOTTEST KIND.

WE´VE GOT THIS INCREDIBLE SUITE

OVERLOOKING HOLLYWOOD.

I ALWAYS STAY THERE WHEN I COME

OUT ON BUSINESS.

THANK YOU.

ALRIGHT.

LET´S GO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE

KIDS NOT BEING AROUND.

I CAN´T WAIT TO DO YOU ON THE

BALCONY.

>> STOP IT.

>> AND YOU HANG IN, OK?

SHE´S OUT THERE.

YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE A LITTLE

FAITH.

>> PPPBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTT!

THAR SHE BLOWS, LADDY!

>> DAMN IT, CHRISTIAN.

SHE GOT SICK.

>> OH, COME ON.

IT´S NO BIG DEAL.

THERE ARE PLENTY OF WOMEN OUT

THERE.

SOME ARE EVEN POTTY TRAINED.

>> WELL, I´M NOT LIKE YOU, OK?

YOU SEE THE SLIGHTEST

IMPERFECTION IN A WOMAN, AND,

POOF, YOU´RE GONE.

WELL, NEWS FLASH--THE ONLY KIND

OF WOMAN WHO DOESN´T FART AND

CRY AND LOOK LIKE CRAP IN THE

MORNING IS EITHER INFLATABLE OR

DEAD.

>> SEAN, YOU´RE NOT GONNA START

DATING THE SHITTER.

>> STOP SAYING THAT.

>> COME ON.

HOW CAN YOU LOOK AT HER NAKED

BODY AND NOT THINK, "RUBBER

SHEETS"?

>> I GOT SOME LEFTOVER SLOPPY

JOE´S.

ANY TAKERS?

>> UGH! PBBT!

>> NO, THANK YOU, LIZ. ASSHOLE.

>> HA HA HA!

>> WAS IT SOMETHING I SAID?

>> I TELL YOU, MAN, THAT GUY IS

THE JOB OF THE DATING WORLD.

FIRST, JULIA MOVES TO LESBAYNIA.

THEN BACHELORETTE NUMBER TWO--

>> JULIA IS JUST A TOURIST.

SHE HASN´T TAKEN UP RESIDENCY,

AND I DON´T THINK SHE PLANS TO.

>> I THOUGHT SHE HAD THE HOTS

FOR THAT OLLY CHICK.

>> GAY, STRAIGHT, WHO WOULDN´T

BE?

OLLY IS INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL.

>> SO SHE´S JUST BI-CURIOUS?

>> RIGHT NOW, OLIVIA IS

SOMETHING DANGEROUS AND NEW,

MORE SATISFYING THAN WHAT SHE

HAD WITH SEAN, BUT THIS ISN´T IT

FOR HER.

YOU CAN SEE THAT EVERY TIME

OLIVIA TOUCHES HER.

>> POOR SEAN.

I TELL YOU, THAT JULIA KEEPS YOU

GUESSING, DON´T SHE?

AT LEAST SHE DOESN´T SHIT IN THE

HOT TUB.

>> HMM.

>> THEY TOLD ME TO COME RIGHT

IN, SO THAT´S WHAT I DID.

>> AND YOU ARE...

>> WESTON, EDEN, LIKE IN "THE

GARDEN OF."

>> NO. I MEANT, YOU ARE...

HOW OLD?

>> OLD ENOUGH. I JUST TURNED 18.

>> UH-HUH. IS YOUR MOTHER OR

FATHER GOING TO BE PRESENT?

I DON´T PERFORM SURGICAL

PROCEDURES ON ANYONE UNDER 21

WITHOUT PARENTAL APPROVAL.

>> WELL, MY FATHER IS NOT REALLY

IN THE PICTURE ANYMORE, AND I´D

BE TOO EMBARRASSED TO TALK ABOUT

IT IN FRONT OF MY MOTHER.

>> WHAT IS IT YOU WANT ME TO DO?

SURGICALLY, I MEAN.

>> MY HYMEN BROKE WHILE I WAS

RIDING MY STUPID HORSE AT

SCHOOL.

I COULD FEEL IT RIP DEEP INSIDE.

I WANT YOU TO RECONSTRUCT IT.

>> WELL, WHY DON´T WE CALL

YOUR MOTHER AND JUST TALK TO HER

ABOUT YOUR PROBLEM?

>> I´M STILL A VIRGIN, OK, AND I

WANT TO DECIDE WHO TO GIVE IT

TO.

I DON´T WANT SOME DAMN HORSE

DECIDING IT FOR ME.

I MEAN, BLOW JOBS DON´T COUNT.

THAT´S JUST LIKE KISSING

SOMEONE, YOU KNOW, AND ANAL IS

COOL.

I MEAN, GUYS DON´T MIND AS LONG

AS THEY GET TO STICK IT IN

SOMEWHERE, BUT YOUR VIRGINITY,

THAT´S A SACRED HOLE.

IT´S A GIFT YOU GIVE TO SOMEONE

YOU CARE ABOUT.

>> YOU KNOW, I´M NOT COMFORTABLE

HAVING THIS CONVERSATION WITHOUT

A PARENT PRESENT.

>> IS THAT WHY YOU´RE SQUIRMING

AROUND LIKE THAT, BECAUSE YOU´RE

NOT COMFORTABLE, OR ARE YOU

HARD?

>> YOU NEED TO LEAVE.

>> YOU KNOW, I COULD MAKE THAT

ERECTION GO AWAY FOR YOU.

I´D LET YOU PUT IT IN MY MOUTH,

MY ASS.

2 OUT OF 3 IS NOT BAD, RIGHT?

MAYBE ANOTHER TIME.

IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.

YOU´RE EVEN HOTTER THAN YOU ARE

ON TV.

[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

>> UH, WHO IS IT?

>> DYKES ON BIKES.

WE´RE HAVING A "WELCOME TO L.A."

WEENIE ROAST WITH REAL WEENIES.

>> CHRISTIAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING

HERE?

>> CAN´T AN OLD FRIEND COME BY

AND SEE HOW AN OLD FRIEND IS

DOING?

LOOK AT YOU.

I LOVE THIS PLACE.

>> I WISH YOU´D CALLED BECAUSE

I´M MEETING OLIVIA, AND I HAVE

TO GET READY.

>> OH, JUST SLAM ON A PAIR OF

JEANS AND SOME BIRKENSTOCKS, AND

YOU´RE GOOD TO GO, RIGHT?

>> HA HA.

>> WHAT´S THIS THAT YOU´RE

READING, "LESBIANS AT MID-LIFE"?

WOW, YOU NEED A HOW-TO BOOK.

I THOUGHT THIS KIND OF STUFF

JUST CAME NATURALLY.

THIS IS VERY INTERESTING.

>> UM, COLLECTED WRITING,

LITERARY WORK.

>> AH, YOU MEAN LIKE "THE VAGINA

MONOLOGUES"?

>> CHRISTIAN, DO YOU HAVE A

PROBLEM WITH MY SEXUALITY?

>> I´VE ALWAYS HAD A PROBLEM

WITH YOUR SEXUALITY, AND YOU´VE

ALWAYS HAD A PROBLEM WITH MINE.

>> THAT MAY HAVE BEEN TRUE ONCE,

BUT NOT ANY MORE.

>> WHY, BECAUSE YOU´RE A

LESBIAN?

>> NO. BECAUSE I´M IN LOVE WITH

OLIVIA.

>> BULLSHIT.

FOR THE FIRST, TIME WE HAVE THE

OPPORTUNITY TO TELL EACH OTHER

HOW WE FEEL, AND YOU PULL THIS

LESBIAN CRAP.

>> UNBELIEVABLE.

YOU THINK I´M WITH A WOMAN

BECAUSE OF YOU?

>> I THINK YOU´RE WITH A WOMAN

BECAUSE DEEP DOWN, YOU REALIZED

THAT YOU CAN´T FALL IN LOVE WITH

ANOTHER MAN.

>> YOUR EGO IS SO HUGE, IT´S A

WONDER YOUR HEAD DOESN´T

EXPLODE.

>> IT´S THE ONLY THING BIGGER

THAN MY COCK, IF YOU RECALL.

OR DO MEN DISGUST YOU NOW?

>> OHH...YOU KNOW WHAT?

I AM GAY, CHRISTIAN.

I FEEL LIKE I´M BEING AUTHENTIC

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE.

>> SO, WHAT WE HAD WASN´T

AUTHENTIC?

>> WHAT WE HAD WAS EXCITING AND

ILLICIT AND FULL OF FANTASY.

>> MM-HMM.

>> OH, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO

WITH YOU.

IT´S JUST THAT WOMEN HAVE A

GREATER LEVEL OF SENSITIVITY.

>> SENSITIVITY, MY ASS.

REMEMBER HOW THIS FELT, HUH?

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE?

PUZZLE PIECES FIT, BABY.

ADMIT IT.

LET ME MAKE LOVE TO YOU.

WHAT´S THE WORST THAT CAN

HAPPEN, HUH, THAT I´M RIGHT,

THAT WE STOP RUNNING?

>> DAMN IT, CHRISTIAN!

OH, YOU WANT HONESTY?

YOU CAN´T STAND THE FACT THAT I

AM HAPPY WITHOUT YOU, THAT I´M

IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

>> YOU KEEP LYING TO YOURSELF,

SWEETIE PIE.

ONE DAY, THE NOVELTY WILL WEAR

OFF, AND YOU´LL REALIZE YOU

MISSED YOUR ONE CHANCE AT TRUE

HAPPINESS.

OLIVIA IS A NICE PIECE OF

ASS, BUT SHE CAN NEVER GET

INSIDE YOU THE WAY THAT I CAN.

>> SO, THIS IS NICE, HUH?

KIND OF LIKE BEING BACK IN

FLORIDA.

HOW´S SCHOOL GOING?

MOM SAYS IT´S A LITTLE BIT OF AN

ADJUSTMENT JUST BECAUSE

EVERYTHING IS NEW, WHICH IS

TOTALLY UNDERSTANDABLE.

>> I WANT TO COME LIVE WITH YOU.

>> OH, SWEETIE, IT TAKES TIME.

YOU DON´T KNOW ANY OF THE KIDS

YET, AND YOU DON´T--

>> IT´S NOT THE SCHOOL.

IT´S MOM.

>> HER BEING GAY?

IT´S PRETTY NEW FOR HER, TOO,

YOU KNOW?

>> I JUST WANT TO LIVE HERE WITH

YOU.

>> CAN I, DADDY?

>> HOW ABOUT I TALK IT OVER WITH

YOUR MOM, AND THEN WE´LL SEE,

OK?

>> SOMETIMES WHEN THINGS ARE

DIFFERENT, YOU JUST HAVE TO GET

USED TO THEM.

THEN THEY´RE NOT SO BAD, YOU

KNOW?

>> HEY, ANNIE.

THAT´S CUTE SUIT, BUT LAY OFF

THE CARBS, PUDGE.

ANNIE´S FANNY IS STARTING TO

LOOK LIKE A BLUBBER BUTT.

TSK TSK.

>> HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT GIRL?

>> EDEN? SHE´S OLIVIA´S

DAUGHTER.

[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

>> WANT SOME?

MY MOM LIKES TO LOOSEN HER GIRLS

UP BEFORE SHE NAILS THEM.

JULIA IS QUITE THE SCREAMER,

BY THE WAY.

>> WHY DIDN´T YOU TELL ME YOU

WERE OLIVIA´S DAUGHTER?

>> YOU MEAN USE MY REAL NAME?

WOULD´VE SPOILED ALL THE FUN.

YOU KNOW, IF JULIA IS MY NEW

MOMMY, THAT PRACTICALLY MAKES

YOU MY DADDY.

DON´T YOU WANT TO BE MY DADDY?

>> WHAT I WANT IS FOR YOU TO

STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER.

>> YOU MEAN MY LITTLE SISTER?

SHE´S SO SWEET AND

IMPRESSIONABLE.

OH, I HAVE SO MUCH TO TEACH HER.

>> YOU´RE A REAL LITTLE BITCH,

AREN´T YOU?

>> WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL MY

DAUGHTER?

>> YOUR LOVELY DAUGHTER SHOWED

UP AT MY OFFICE REQUESTING A

HYMEN RECONSTRUCTION.

>> I DON´T CARE IF SHE ASKS FOR

A THIRD TIT.

YOU´RE NEVER TO USE THAT WORD IN

REFERENCE TO HER AGAIN.

>> WHAT´S GOING ON?

>> OH, HI, JULIA.

I DIDN´T KNOW YOU WERE HERE.

IT WAS SO QUIET.

WHAT´S THE MATTER, MOM, HAVE AN

OFF DAY?

>> SWEETHEART, DON´T THINK THAT

BY GOING ON THE OFFENSIVE, WE´LL

FORGET THAT YOU´RE THE ONE IN

TROUBLE.

SO, WHO POPPED YOUR CHERRY?

>> CHARLES. HE´S BLACK.

>> AND THAT SHOULD MAKE A

DIFFERENCE?

>> WELL, HE WAS TOO BIG FOR ME.

IT HURT WHEN I RODE HIM.

>> YOU THOUGHT YOU COULDN´T COME

TO YOUR MOTHER BECAUSE I WAS IN

THE WAY?

>> OH, NO, JULIA.

YOU´RE NOT IN THE WAY.

YOU AREN´T EVEN HERE. GOD.

>> DON´T TALK TO HER THAT WAY.

I WON´T ALLOW IT.

>> I BET YOU DON´T EVEN KNOW THE

FIRST THING ABOUT WHO THIS

CHARLES IS, WHERE HE COMES FROM.

>> I TOLD YOU, CHARLES IS A

GODDAMN BLACK STALLION, YOU

RACIST PIECE OF SHIT.

>> EVEN IF THAT´S TRUE, I´M SURE

IT WASN´T HER FIRST HORSE.

>> SEAN!

>> YOUR DAUGHTER CAME TO ME TO

HAVE HER HYMEN REDONE.

DOESN´T THAT MAKE YOU A LITTLE

BIT UNCOMFORTABLE?

>> JULIA IS ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT

HOW YOU´RE ONE OF THE TOP

SURGEONS IN THE COUNTRY, SO I

ASSUME SHE WENT TO YOU BECAUSE

YOU WERE THE BEST.

MAYBE THE DISCOMFORT IS

SUBJECTIVE, DOCTOR.

>> CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A

MINUTE OUTSIDE?

>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

>> IT´S ABOUT ANNIE.

I DON´T THINK THIS IS A GOOD

ARRANGEMENT WITH YOU AND OLIVIA.

>> FOR HER OR FOR YOU?

I MEAN, IF YOU´RE WORRIED ABOUT

ANNIE SEEING HER MOTHER WITH

ANOTHER WOMAN, DON´T.

SHE SEEMS PERFECTLY FINE.

>> THAT´S NOT WHAT SHE TOLD ME.

>> WHAT DID SHE SAY?

>> SHE SAYS SHE WANTS TO LIVE

WITH ME, THAT SHE´S NOT

COMFORTABLE WITH EVERYTHING

THAT´S GOING ON.

>> I DON´T BELIEVE THAT.

SHE NEVER MENTIONED ANYTHING.

>> SHE LOVES YOU.

SHE DOESN´T WANT TO HURT YOU.

BUT SHE´S NOT HAPPY.

>> SHE´S MY BABY, SEAN.

I DON´T WANT TO LOSE HER.

[DEVO´S "SATISFACTION" PLAYING]

>> ♫ I CAN´T GET NO

SATISFACTION

AND I TRY, AND I TRY

AND I TRY, TRY, TRY, TRY

TRY, TRY, TRY

I CAN´T GET NO

NO, NO, NO ♫

>> AH, YOU´RE LATE.

WE STARTED WITHOUT YOU.

>> SORRY.

I GOT A LITTLE HUNG UP AT

JULIA´S.

>> PASS ME THE ROTO-OSTEOTOME,

WOULD YOU?

UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU WANT TO

DO THE HONORS.

THERE YOU GO.

>> THANK YOU, NURSE

>> ♫ I CAN´T GET NO, NO, NO

A-HEY, HEY, HEY ♫

>> HOW´D EVERYTHING GO WITH

JULIA?

>> JULIA IS FINE. IT´S ANNIE.

SHE´S UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THE

WHOLE JULIA GAY THING.

SHE WANTS TO LIVE OUT HERE WITH

ME.

>> I CAN TALK TO HER, SEAN.

AT THAT AGE, IT´S ALL ABOUT

FITTING IN.

>> MAYBE SHE´S RIGHT.

MAYBE I´M THE ONE WHO´S HAVING

TROUBLE WITH IT.

>> MAYBE.

>> MAYBE I DON´T WANT TO SEE HER

WITH SOMEONE ELSE, MALE OR

FEMALE.

MAYBE ANNIE IS PICKING UP ON

SOMETHING FROM ME.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK YOU

SHOULD DO?

YOU SHOULD TAKE KATE ON ONE OF

THOSE ROMANTIC CALIFORNIA

WEEKENDS, YOU KNOW, LIKE

SHUTTERS DOWN IN SANTA MONICA OR

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

FORGET ABOUT JULIA.

>> YOU´RE SUGGESTING I TAKE THE

SHITTER TO SHUTTERS?

>> LOOK. I WAS WRONG.

YOU WERE RIGHT. WE´RE ALL HUMAN.

EVERYBODY POOPS.

JULIA DOESN´T NEED YOU TO

TAKE CARE OF HER PROBLEMS

ANYMORE, SEAN.

YOU´RE A FREE AGENT.

YOU SHOULD JUST GO FOR IT.

>> ♫ NO, NO, NO, NO

I CAN´T GET ME NO ♫

>> ♫ SATISFACTION ♫

>> ♫ WELL, I CAN´T GET NO ♫

>> ♫ SATISFACTION ♫

>> EDEN IS REBELLING.

REMEMBER HOW YOU ALWAYS WANTED

TO SHOCK YOUR PARENTS?

WELL, MOST KIDS GO THROUGH THAT

STAGE, BUT WHEN YOUR MOTHER IS A

LESBIAN, IT´S A TOUGH ACT TO

FOLLOW.

>> SHE´S GIVING IT A HELL OF A

TRY.

LOOK. GAY OR STRAIGHT, AS

PARENTS, WE NEED TO SET LIMITS.

I THINK SHE COULD USE A FEW

MORE.

>> HER STORY ABOUT THE HORSE WAS

TRUE.

I CHECKED WITH HER RIDING

INSTRUCTOR.

AFTER A PARTICULARLY DIFFICULT

HURDLE, SHE HAD BLOOD ON HER

UNIFORM.

LOOK. SHE´S BEEN THROUGH A LOT.

BEING DIFFERENT, HAVING ME FOR A

MOM ISN´T EASY ON A KID, AND IF,

FOR ONCE IN HER LIFE, SHE WANTS

TO BE LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS IN

HER CLASS, I WANT HER TO HAVE

THAT.

I´M SIGNING THE CONSENT FORM.

>> I´M NOT COMFORTABLE DOING

THIS.

JULIA WOULD NEVER APPROVE.

>> OH, SHE ALREADY HAS.

SHE SAYS MEDICALLY, YOU´RE THE

BEST, AND AS FAR AS YOUR ETHICS

ARE CONCERNED, SHE TRUSTS YOU

COMPLETELY.

>> I´D HAVE TO SEE HOW EXTENSIVE

THE TEAR IS.

>> ♫ I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE

I KNOW WHAT GUYS WANT

I SEE THEM LOOKING

THEY WANT TO TOUCH ME

I NEVER LET THEM

I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE

BOYS LIKE ♫

>> WHAT IF YOU CAN´T REPAIR IT?

>> WE´LL HAVE TO USE A DERMAL

REGENERATIVE TEMPLATE.

I´D SHAPE IT TO AN EXACT FIT,

REPLICATING THE NATURAL

FENESTRATIONS THAT WOULD ALLOW

NORMAL SECRETIONS.

>> ♫ BUT YOU, YOU´RE SPECIAL

I MIGHT LET YOU ♫

>> I WANT YOUR HANDS ON ME ANY

WAY I CAN.

>> ♫ I KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE

BOYS LIKE ♫

>> I´M SORRY YOU DON´T AGREE

WITH MY DECISION.

I´M JUST DOING THE BEST JOB I

CAN, AND I KNOW YOU WILL, TOO.

>> WHAT´S THE MATTER?

MATT, WHAT--

>> I´VE LEFT KIMBER, DAD.

I´VE TAKEN THE BABY.

I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP.

>> SHE´S BEAUTIFUL, MATT, BUT

YOU CAN´T JUST TAKE HER AND

DISAPPEAR.

IT´S KIDNAPPING.

>> NO. KIMBER KNOWS SHE´S WITH

ME.

SHE DOESN´T CARE.

SHE CAN´T HANDLE BEING A MOTHER

RIGHT NOW, AND SHE DOESN´T WANT

ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME.

I´VE BEEN DECLARED A SUPPRESSIVE

PERSON.

>> WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

>> IT´S THIS WHOLE CAMPAIGN THEY

WAGE AGAINST PEOPLE WHO LEAVE,

YOU KNOW?

I MEAN, THEY TAKE YOUR PROPERTY.

THEY TAKE YOUR KIDS.

THERE WAS NO WAY I WAS GONNA LET

THEM GET THEIR HOOKS INTO JENNA.

>> ALRIGHT.

JUST RELAX, ALRIGHT?

HERE YOU GO. TAKE A SEAT.

OK. NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN

TO YOU NOW.

YOU´RE WITH US.

>> DOES YOUR MOTHER KNOW?

>> NO, AND I DON´T WANT HER TO.

SHE´S GOING THROUGH ENOUGH RIGHT

NOW COMING OUT TO EVERYBODY.

I DON´T KNOW.

I WAS THINKING MAYBE I COULD

GIVE IT A TRY OUT HERE, YOU

KNOW, START OVER.

IF I CAN MAKE A FEW THOUSAND

BUCKS, FIND A PLACE TO LIVE,

MAYBE CHECK INTO SCHOOL, I

THINK--

>> YOU´VE GOT 250 GRAND, MATT.

I CAN´T THINK OF A BETTER TIME

TO DIP INTO IT.

>> [COOING]

>> THE MONEY IS GONE.

>> SHE GAVE IT TO THE CHURCH.

>> ALL OF IT?

>> YEAH.

>> JESUS, MATT, THAT WAS OUR

HOUSE.

>> I DIDN´T KNOW SHE WAS DOING

IT.

>> THAT´S MY HOUSE, EVERYTHING I

WORKED FOR.

HOW COULD YOU HAVE ENTRUSTED HER

WITH THAT KIND OF MONEY?

>> HE LOVED HER, SEAN, ALL

RIGHT?

HE DIDN´T KNOW THE BITCH WAS

GONNA TO RIP HIM OFF.

LOOK. HERE´S A FEW HUNDRED BUCKS

TO TIDE YOU OVER.

I´LL PAY THE FIRST COUPLE

MONTH´S RENT WHEN YOU FIND A

PLACE.

>> THANKS, CHRISTIAN.

>> YEAH. GREAT.

YOU BE THE GOOD FATHER AND WATCH

HIM TAKE EVERYTHING YOU EVER DID

FOR HIM AND FLUSH IT DOWN THE

TOILET.

>> DAD, LOOK. I´M SORRY, OK?

I SCREWED UP.

IT´S UNFORGIVABLE, YOU KNOW, AND

I WISH THERE WERE DO-OVERS IN

LIFE LIKE WHEN YOU´RE A KID.

>> [CRYING]

>> I HAVE TO CHANGE HER.

>> COME ON.

CUT THE KID SOME SLACK.

HE CAN´T HELP IT IF HE WAS BORN

WITH HIS BRAINS IN HIS DICK.

HE´S JUST LIKE HIS DADDY.

>> OHH...

>> I´M HAVING A GREAT TIME.

I WISH YOU WERE HERE.

>> SORRY.

OH, I´M SORRY.

I´M JUST--

I´M JUST OFF.

>> OFF OR OFF ME?

BEGINNING TO QUESTION MY

TECHNIQUE.

>> NO. DON´T.

YOU HAVE A VERY GOOD TECHNIQUE.

YOU HAVE A GREAT TECHNIQUE.

OH, I DON´T KNOW.

I´M JUST DISTRACTED, YOU KNOW,

WITH SEAN AND ANNIE AND--

>> THAT CHRISTIAN IS A PIECE OF

WORK, ISN´T HE?

>> MM, YEAH. YEAH.

>> YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK WE

SHOULD DO?

>> WHAT?

>> I THINK WE SHOULD GET

MARRIED.

WE COULD DRIVE TO BOSTON WHEN WE

GET HOME.

THE GIRLS CAN BE MAIDS OF HONOR.

>> OH, GOD, OLIVIA, I JUST DON´T

THINK I´M UP FOR THIS.

YOU KNOW, I DON´T THINK ANNIE IS

UP FOR IT.

YOU KNOW, I DON´T KNOW THAT

I AM.

>> I AM.

I LOVE YOU...

ORGASM OR NO ORGASM.

HA HA HA!

SOONER OR LATER, I JUST WANT THE

WORLD TO KNOW IT.

>> OH, SWEETHEART, WAIT. WAIT.

I JUST HAVE TO GO TO THE

BATHROOM.

>> [GRUNTING]

I´M SORRY. IT´S NOT YOU.

>> OK.

>> IT´S ME. I´M JUST DISTRACTED.

MY DAUGHTER IS GOING THROUGH A

TOUGH TIME.

>> OK.

>> RIDE ME, BABY. RIDE ME.

YES! FULL GALLOP.

OH! HARDER, HARDER.

THESE SHEETS ARE REAL SOFT.

>> THE BLOOD SUPPLY SEEMS

HEALTHY.

THE RISK OF REJECTION IS WHAT WE

MOSTLY WORRY ABOUT WITH THE

MAJORITY OF ALLOGRAFTS.

>> IT FEELS VERY TENDER.

>> IT WILL FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.

THERE´S SOME SLIGHT SWELLING,

NOTHING UNUSUAL.

>> IT´S REAL SENSITIVE ALL ALONG

HERE.

WHENEVER I TOUCH IT, IT SEEMS

SO--

I DON´T KNOW.

>> ONCE THE SUTURES ARE REMOVED,

THE EXTREME SENSITIVITY SHOULD

LESSEN.

>> NOT TOO MUCH, I HOPE.

THAT´D BE A DRAG.

DO I HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT TEARING

MY NEW HYMEN WHEN I TOUCH MYSELF

LIKE THIS?

>> I´LL RECOMMEND ANOTHER

PRACTICE FOR YOUR FOLLOW-UPS.

I DON´T WANT TO SEE YOU IN HERE

AGAIN EVER.

>> I COULDN´T LEAVE L.A. WITHOUT

SEEING THE PACIFIC OCEAN.

I WAS DRIVING AROUND, AND I JUST

KEPT THINKING, "WHAT IF HE´S

RIGHT?

WHAT IF I´M RUNNING AWAY FROM

THE ONLY THING THAT I HAVE EVER

WANTED?"

>> LISTEN.

[WAVES CRASHING]

IT´S BEAUTIFUL, ISN´T IT?

[ROGUE WAVE´S "CALIFORNIA"

PLAYING"]

IT´S THE WORLD´S OLDEST SONG.

MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?

>> ♫ SCREW CALIFORNIA

AND FRIENDS

THAT ARE NEVER THERE ♫

♫ PLACES THAT THEY OUGHTA

PRETEND THAT THEY EVEN CARE ♫

♫ FROM A FALSE FAMILY

SHE COULD LIGHT YOU UP ♫

♫ LIKE A HOLIDAY TREE

IN THE SUMMER ♫

♫ SO LEAD US THERE ♫

>> I SHOULD BE THE ONE TO TELL

SEAN, UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU

WANT TO.

>> NO.

>> THEN I´LL TELL HIM.

HE´LL BE UPSET AT FIRST, BUT

HE´LL COME AROUND.

HE LOVES US BOTH.

I´M SURE HE WANTS US TO BE

HAPPY.

HE´LL FIND SOMEONE, YOU KNOW?

DID HE TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED

WITH THAT TV ACTRESS THAT HE´S

BEEN SEEING?

OH, MY GOD, THAT GUY SURE CAN

PICK THEM, PRESENT COMPANY

EXCLUDED, OF COURSE.

HE´S GOING TO HAVE TO LEARN HOW

TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU, YOU KNOW?

I´VE BEEN DOING IT FOR YEARS.

NOW IT´S HIS TURN.

>> IS THAT WHAT GAVE YOU AN

ORGASM, IMAGINING THE LOOK ON

SEAN´S FACE WHEN YOU TOLD HIM WE

WERE TOGETHER?

>> THAT´S RIDICULOUS.

I LOVE YOU.

>> HOW CAN YOU LOVE WHAT YOU

CAN´T EVEN SEE?

>> WHERE YOU GOING?

>> HOME.

OLIVIA SAID THAT THE ONLY WAY

I´D GET YOU OUT OF MY SYSTEM WAS

TO SLEEP WITH YOU.

I GUESS SHE WAS RIGHT.

[DOOR CLOSES]

[SHOWER RUNNING]

[SHOWER STOPS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

>> MATTIE?

>> HEY.

DO YOU KNOW WHEN CHRISTIAN IS

GONNA GET BACK?

I WANTED TO ASK HIM IF HE

COULD--

YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND.

IT´S NOT IMPORTANT. I´M SORRY.

>> YOU NEED SOME MONEY?

WHAT DID CHRISTIAN GIVE YOU, A

COUPLE OF HUNDRED?

HERE.

>> NO. NO. IT´S OK, DAD.

YOU MADE YOUR STANCE ON THAT

REAL CLEAR.

I GOT IT.

>> I WAS WRONG. I OVERREACTED.

LET ME HELP YOU OUT.

I´LL MAKE IT OUT TO CASH.

>> UM, WHY THE SUDDEN CHANGE?

>> WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES, RIGHT?

WE ALL JUST KEEP TRYING TO DO

BETTER, BE BETTER PEOPLE,

OVERCOME OUR WEAKNESSES.

IT TOOK GUTS TO DO WHAT YOU

DID--TAKE IT--LEAVE KIMBER,

START FRESH.

I´M PROUD OF YOU.

>> OH, DID YOU GET IT?

>> MM-HMM.

I GOT $300 WORTH, COURTESY OF MY

TWO DADS.

>> YES.

>> YEAH. DADDY MAC GAVE ME A BIG

FAT CHECK TO HELP ME GET ME BACK

ON MY FEET.

NEXT WEEK, IT´S MOMMY´S TURN TO

SAVE ME.

>> [CRYING]

>> HEY, I THINK SHE´S HUNGRY.

>> SHE´S FINE, MATT.

WILL YOU HELP ME WITH THIS,

PLEASE?

>> ♫ NO, NO, NO

I AIN´T GOT THE TIME

AND IF MY DADDY THINKS I´M FINE

HE´S TRIED TO MAKE ME

GO TO REHAB

I WON´T GO, GO, GO

I´D RATHER BE AT HOME WITH RAY

I AIN´T GOT 17 DAYS

´CAUSE THERE´S NOTHING

THERE´S NOTHING YOU CAN TEACH ME

THAT I CAN´T LEARN

FROM MR. HATHAWAY

I AIN´T GOT THE TIME

AND IF MY DADDY THINKS I´M FINE

HE´S TRYING TO MAKE ME GO

TO REHAB

I WON´T GO, GO, GO ♫

>> PATRON SILVER, PLEASE.

[CLEARS THROAT]

THANK YOU.

>> WELL, HELEN DIDN´T

EXAGGERATE.

SHE SAID YOU WOULD BE OVER 6

FEET TALL AND GORGEOUS, ALTHOUGH

SHE SAID YOU´D BE SITTING AT THE

OTHER END OF THE BAR.

DO I PAY FOR THE DRINKS NOW,

OR SHOULD I PUT IT ON MY HOTEL

BILL?

>> AND YOU ARE...

>> VALERIE FARELL.

I PROBABLY SHOULDN´T HAVE USED

MY REAL NAME.

OH, WELL. TOO LATE.

I´M SORRY. FORGIVE ME.

I´M AFRAID I´VE NEVER DONE THIS

BEFORE--PAID FOR SOMEONE.

>> TELL ME, HMM, DOES YOUR

HUSBAND KNOW HOW YOU SPEND HIS

HARD-EARNED MONEY?

>> ONLY IF THERE´S LIFE AFTER

DEATH.

>> OH. SORRY.

>> DON´T BE.

HE´S MUCH BETTER OFF TO ME THAT

WAY.

MY HUSBAND OWNED MOST OF THE

CITY OF SANTA CLARITA,

CALIFORNIA.

HE WAS A VERY POWERFUL MAN IN

EVERY WAY BUT ONE.

>> WELL, AS THEY SAY, MONEY

CAN´T BUY YOU EVERYTHING.

>> AS LONG AS IT CAN BUY YOU.

CAMPBELL, ISN´T IT?

I THINK THAT´S WHAT HELEN SAID.

>> IS IT ENOUGH?

>> DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU´RE

THINKING.

[CLEARS THROAT]

>> 3 OR 4 YEARS AGO, WE HAD ONE

OF THE WORST DROUGHTS IN

CALIFORNIA HISTORY.

THE FRUIT JUST WITHERED ON THE

VINE, AND THEN IT RAINED, AND IT

ALL CAME BACK.

IT´S BEEN A LONG DRY SEASON.

>> WELL, I HOPE YOU BROUGHT AN

UMBRELLA BECAUSE THEY´RE

PREDICTING THUNDER STORMS.

>> I KNOW MATT IS AN ADULT AND

I´M NOT SUPPOSED TO WORRY, BUT

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HEARD

FROM HIM?

>> OH, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS WITH A

NEW BABY.

>> YEAH. I GUESS WITH KIMBER AND

THE CHURCH, HE´S GOT HIS HANDS

FULL.

>> SO, WHAT DID YOU DECIDE ABOUT

ANNIE?

YOU SAID YOU FIGURED SOMETHING

OUT.

>> ACTUALLY, IT WAS HER IDEA.

[DOOR OPENS]

>> HA HA HA!

HE WAS SO CHECKING YOU OUT.

HERE. LET ME HAVE THOSE.

>> SO, DID MOMMY TELL YOU?

ISN´T IT GREAT?

>> ANNIE WANTS TO GO TO PRESTON,

THE SCHOOL WHERE EDEN GOES.

IT´S RIGHT OUTSIDE OF SANTA

BARBARA.

>> ISN´T IT WONDERFUL?

I´LL BE ABLE TO LOOK OUT FOR HER

27/7 LIKE A REAL BIG SISTER,

AND IT´S ONLY AN HOUR AWAY, SO

DADDY CAN COME VISIT WHENEVER HE

WANTS TO.