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Good morning, Bonnie.
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Is it? 'Cause it looks
like you've been robbed.
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You could call it that.
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My wife and I have been
aggressively uncoupling.
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What?
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Just seeing if there's a Post-it
on your balls.
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Oh, she took those long ago.
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All right, let's
punch this hog.
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I really need your
help with something.
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Yeah? What's that?I don't want to die.
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I do, so that sort of
evens things up.
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I mean, think about it-- I've
only got 40 or 50 years left.
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How old do you think you are?
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You know what?
You're right, it's over.
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And maybe that's good.
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Oh, sharp turn.
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Who wants to be alive to see
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everything go
completely to hell?
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I mean, Christy's
nevergonna get married.
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Adam's gonna go bald.
It's already starting.
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In the back, you can see
through the cotton candy.
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Global warming. Sure,
we're having great weather,
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but you know it's only happening
'cause the Earth's
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slowly spinning towards the sun
till we're all bacon.
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I don't...
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What channels do you watch?
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Nothing right now,
'cause our TV's broken,
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probably forever.Okay, okay,
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let's just take a little breath.[exhales]
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Do you remember
those techniques I gave you
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to help
with your negative thoughts?
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What did you think?
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P.U.
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Did you actually try them?Yes, Trevor.
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I even lit a candle and wrote
a note to my younger self
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and then burned it.
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That's not psychology, Bonnie,
that's witchcraft.
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Well, none of it worked.
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Okay, well, I'll get you
another copy, and...
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Hold on a second.
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Where's my snow globe?What?
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Yeah, I had an AT&T Park
snow globe from 2010
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when the Giants won
the World Series.
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Damn it, Sandra,
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you only took that to hurt me.
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I'm gonna level with you--
this is a little rough to watch.
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All right, here's
the negativity techniques.
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Try 'em, don't try 'em.
See if I care.
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I-I'm sorry, that was
terribly unprofessional.
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It is very important
that you try these techniques.
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It's okay if you're
a little off your game.
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Some crazy broad
just stole your toy.
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It's not a toy.
It's a collectible.
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♪
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For our special side, we have
roasted brussels sprouts
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with guanciale
in a maple glaze.
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That's right, I made these nasty
little fart balls delicious.
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Brilliant. No one will realize
they're paying 20 bucks
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for a stomachache
and an awkward ride home.
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Oof, what's
on the menu tonight, feet?
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[laughing]
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And when will Bob the Builder
be leaving us?
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Hey. You're the one who took
a pill you found in your pocket
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and destroyed the walk-in.
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Well, in my defense,
there was a dragon in there.
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Yeah. It was
a very good pill.
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Seriously, either turn on a fan
or eighty-six that funk.
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[laughing]
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Paul.
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Would you like
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to go back to working
at Chipotle?
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Look, uh...Tammy.
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No, I wasn't searching
for your name.
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I was looking for words
that you could understand.
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Ah. Uh, here we go.
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Uh, you no think good.
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Stand still. I'm gonna fold
your lips over your forehead.
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Okay, Tammy, he needs his
lips, I need my tips--
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let's go back to work.
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What's that Rudy guy's deal?
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I know, he's an ass.
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He's a giganticass.
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Is he single?
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What? I had to separate you.
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Yeah,you did.
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I don't understand.
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You were insulting each other.
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It's called flirting, Christy.
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No wonder you don't have a man.
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Listen to me.
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He's bad news.
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Oh, I get it-- you're into him!
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
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No!Yeah! You want him for yourself!
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No, I don't![laughs]
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Methinks you protest too much.
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Methinks me would
jump off a building
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before me would
let him touch me.
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So you've thought about it.
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Whatcha doing there?
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Trevor told me to write down
my negative thoughts
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and then write
a positive thought after it.
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God, my handwriting
is so terrible.
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[groans] That's
a negative thought.
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Now I need a positive one.
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Wendy, any ideas?
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You look nice today.
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I...
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like Wendy.
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Thanks. I like
you, too.
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All right,
we don't have to make out.
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Bonnie, therapy's great,
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but, you know, a lot
of that negativity
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could also be worked on
right here in this program.
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I find meditation
is the best way
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to deal with mydark
and twisty thoughts.
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Oh, come on.
What's a dark thought for you?
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That I'll die and no one
will take my cats,
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and after a while they'll
start to eat each other.
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Anybody want a cookie?
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Yikes.
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She has a point--
none of us are taking her cats.
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You know, I've been meditating
20 minutes in the morning
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and 20 minutes at night, and
I can really see a difference.
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Ain't nothin' gonna quiet
the riot in this mind.
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Come on, Bonnie,
be nice to yourself.
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Wendy...
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I'm married.
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[TV show playing indistinctly]
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Are we really this
desperate to watch TV?
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Well, we could talk
to each other.
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Stop tilting it.
I can't see.
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Hey.
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How was work?
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Upsetting.
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Tammy's got a crush
on Chef Rudy.
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Chef Rudy?
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Chef Rudy.
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What's wrong
with Chef Rudy?
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By the way, can we
just call him Rudy?
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He sleeps with women,
then dumps them.
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I told Tammy absolutely no way
can she go out with him.
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You can't do that.
You can't tell an alcoholic no.
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They hear, "I dare you."
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Look what happened when you
told me not to go out with Adam.
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Wait, what?
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I never told you
not to go out with him.
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Then why did I?Hang on a second.
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No, no, somebody had to say,
"Don't date him."
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There's no way I ended up with
him if I didn't get pushback.
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Oh, you think
I should've told Tammy,
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"Oh, Chef Rudy's great!
Go for it!"
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Again, we don't say
"Bartender Adam"
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or "Building
Manager Bonnie."
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I mean, would that
have worked with you
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when you dated Chef Rudy?
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Whoa, whoa. You
dated Chef Rudy?
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One date.
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Oh. So, like,
nothing physical.
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One date.
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[whirring]
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[whirring continues]
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[whirring stops]
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[whirring resumes]
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[whirring stops]
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[whirring resumes]
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Good God!
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I can be louder than you.
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You got a problem?
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Yes. How am I supposed to
create a pretentious menu
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to your symphony of
blue-collar noises?
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[whirring]You mean this?
This bothering you? Eh?
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I don't know.
I don't see it. Really? Why?
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Christy.
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Would you please
return this woman
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to whatever Home Depot
parking lot you found her.
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And tell this Top Chef
first round loser--
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that's right,
I googled you--
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that I will leave
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when I'm finished fixing
the mess he made.
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If that's the only thing you
found, you don't google right.
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She's a horrible person.
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Good. Good. Yes, she is.
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Strange response.
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Why would you want me
not to like your friend?
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No, it isn't.Aha!
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What is it?
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You're only supposed to say
"aha" if you know what it is.
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So there issomething.There's nothing.
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Aha!Stop that!
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You're hiding something.
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Your freakishly large eyes
have suddenly gone small.
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My eyes are exactly
the right size.
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Can we just talk about the menu?
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Okay. I'm thinking
for the fish special...
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Oh, sweet Paula Deen,
Tammy digs me.
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What? No! No!
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No!
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Oh, my God!
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How did you do
that so fast?
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[grunts]
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[whirring]
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Breathe in love.
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[both inhale]
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Breathe out Bonnie.
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[both exhale]
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Breathe in love.
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Breathe out Bonnie.
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This is so boring.
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Breathe out
more Bonnie.
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[exhales slowly]
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[inhales loudly]
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Ooh, head rush.
Let's do that again.
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Okay, let's do
something new.
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We're gonna take
ten breaths,
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and you're not
gonna talk.
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Great idea.
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[both inhale]
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[both exhale]
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One.No counting.
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[instrumental music
playing loudly]
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[music stops]
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Sorry.
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Do you want my
help or not?
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I do. I do.
Let me just toss this at you.
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Can we meditate in the Jacuzzi?
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[groans]
Come on, Bonnie.
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I cleared my
afternoon for you.
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You "cleared it"?
What did that involve?
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Moving your pony ride
to tomorrow?
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Actually, I
rescheduled a meeting
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with the charity I'm
hosting the benefit for.
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Children's diabetes.
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Make fun of that.
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More candy for me.
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Boom.
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You only ding it
in the beginning.
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Okay, I am out of here!
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Give me that!Oh!
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I am throwing your shoes
in the pool!
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[shoes splash]
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She was pretty
pissed off at me.
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But in my defense, who has
$600 meditation shoes?
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What's with the getup?
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You and Beaver Cleaver
going hunting for bullfrogs?
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[laughs]
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Oh, I'm so tired of you.
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Let's stay on Jill.
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So, it seems to me like
she was right.
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You didn't go there
for meditation.
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Whoa! Is this why
your wife flew the coop?
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You didn't have her back,
either?
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This is your pattern, Bonnie.
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You complain
and complain and complain.
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You're offered the tools
to help, and you don't use them.
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Why am I taking your advice?
257
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,844
Your life's a total mess.
258
00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:12,323
Now you're picking a fight
with me.
259
00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:14,151
There's a term
for people like you.
260
00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:16,458
Watch it, buddy.
I am still a lady.
261
00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:18,547
You're a help-rejecting
complainer.
262
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:19,853
You just made that up.
263
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:22,464
I did not.
And if this was last week,
264
00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:25,075
I could've showed you
where it came from in a book,
265
00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:28,731
but it's on its way to
a new life in Portland by now.
266
00:11:28,775 --> 00:11:30,254
Well, I don't need you
to call me names.
267
00:11:30,298 --> 00:11:31,647
I need you to help me.
268
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:32,996
It's the one thing
you've never done.
269
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,216
You know what? You're fired.
270
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,611
Congratulations. I'm crazier
than when I started.
271
00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:40,743
[door slams]
272
00:11:40,787 --> 00:11:43,659
You see a pattern
here? Women leaving?
273
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:49,273
I prepared for you
a savory aebleskive.
274
00:11:50,971 --> 00:11:53,495
In honor
of what I can only presume
275
00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:55,584
were your Viking ancestors.
276
00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:56,759
Well, I am part Danish.
277
00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:58,718
The rest of me is pure mutt.
[chuckles]
278
00:11:58,761 --> 00:11:59,806
Pure... [purrs]
279
00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:01,242
[laughs]
280
00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:03,723
Mmm!
281
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:05,681
Tastes like a fancy pancake.
282
00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,378
If only the critic
at The Chronicle
283
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:10,033
had your discerning palate.
284
00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:11,861
So, did you always want
to be a chef?
285
00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:14,690
No. I hated cooking
growing up.
286
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,040
I wanted to be a dancer.
287
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:20,609
But I was cursed to be
terrible at the thing I loved
288
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,698
and great at the
thing I hated.
289
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:23,873
That's so sad.
290
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:27,181
It is. Also, my father
burned my tap shoes.
291
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:31,881
Did you always want to
be a goddess/carpenter?
292
00:12:31,925 --> 00:12:34,623
You know, my life's had
a lot of twists and turns.
293
00:12:34,666 --> 00:12:36,799
It's only recently that
I've really been able to think
294
00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,061
about what I want to be.
295
00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,671
I mean, I do love carpentry,
296
00:12:39,715 --> 00:12:41,717
but, I don't know,
the goddess in me
297
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,893
might need to find something
a little more fulfilling.
298
00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:45,895
Well, maybe if we put
our lips together,
299
00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:47,941
we could think of something.
300
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,771
Sorry, I hadn't
fully swallowed yet.
301
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,685
It's okay. My food
is more delicious
302
00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:55,644
when it's in your mouth.Oh. Mm.
303
00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:57,951
Oh!
[laughs]
304
00:12:57,994 --> 00:12:59,430
Too rough?
305
00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:01,215
No. This would be too rough.
306
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:03,260
Ow! [purrs]
307
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:06,350
Should I lock the door?
308
00:13:06,394 --> 00:13:08,700
Already did.
309
00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:11,094
[laughs]
310
00:13:12,095 --> 00:13:13,793
[exhales]
311
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,403
Okay.
312
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:17,622
Couple of updates. We are
running low on almond milk.
313
00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:19,189
Also, I fired Trevor.
314
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:21,888
What was that?
315
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,803
Nothing.Nothing.
316
00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,242
Just out of curiosity, though,
317
00:13:28,285 --> 00:13:30,810
why would you fire
your therapist?
318
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:33,638
'Cause you're all better?
319
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:35,336
[Adam snorts]
320
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:37,077
What was that?
321
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,296
A derisive snort.
322
00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:40,863
If you must know,
I've grown weary
323
00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,560
of his hiding behind labels.
324
00:13:42,604 --> 00:13:46,913
He had the audacity to call me
a help-rejecting complainer.
325
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:51,352
Do that again, see what happens.
326
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,963
I'm just thinking
you've been pretty good lately,
327
00:13:54,007 --> 00:13:57,271
and Trevor
was maybe part of that.
328
00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:59,360
Yeah, your therapy
was really helping me.
329
00:14:00,752 --> 00:14:02,711
You. Us.
330
00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,539
The family.
331
00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,367
It's not. It's over.
332
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,586
And you can fluff this up
all you want, pal.
333
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,588
You can see right through it!
334
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:15,985
Can I have
a non-lunatic opinion?
335
00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:18,422
Oh, you're good.
336
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:19,859
[mouths]
337
00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:29,738
Lamaze class.
338
00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,566
They're showing them the movie.
339
00:14:31,609 --> 00:14:33,873
Yeah. The men are looking
pretty shell-shocked.
340
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:55,807
Listen, I don't want to
hold on to this anger.
341
00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,897
You are who you are, and
you're never gonna change,
342
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,202
and I love you.
343
00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:02,205
And I love you.
344
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:06,253
And I know
you're not gonna change.
345
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,954
And you're not
gonna change.
346
00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:16,959
And you will
never change.
347
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,135
There you are
not changing.
348
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,747
And you.
349
00:15:26,882 --> 00:15:28,840
[man exhales]
350
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,973
Don't be a hero.
Get the epidural.
351
00:15:31,017 --> 00:15:33,845
They say you forget the
pain when you see the face.
352
00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:35,760
You don't.
Get the epidural.
353
00:15:39,808 --> 00:15:42,506
Look, you were just
trying to help,
354
00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:45,596
and I may have rejected that
while also complaining.
355
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,816
In my defense, I
have been diagnosed
356
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:49,992
as a help-rejecting
complainer.
357
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:52,429
Or you're just an alcoholic
358
00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:54,779
who doesn't always want to live
in the solution.
359
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:58,131
I am many things
to many people.
360
00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:00,002
Look,
361
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:03,353
I know meditation
almost led us to blows,
362
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,965
but I want to try again even
though it'll never work.
363
00:16:06,008 --> 00:16:09,316
I bet you four hours
in my Jacuzzi it does.
364
00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:11,971
See, now, where
was that Saturday?
365
00:16:12,972 --> 00:16:14,930
So, what are
tonight's specials?
366
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:17,063
Tonight's special is love.
367
00:16:18,107 --> 00:16:19,717
Great. Is that
368
00:16:19,761 --> 00:16:22,111
with or without
fart balls?
369
00:16:22,155 --> 00:16:23,634
That's right, I forgot.
370
00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:26,420
You have never sipped
from Cupid's sweet goblet.
371
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:28,900
So, we doing a pork chop?
372
00:16:28,944 --> 00:16:30,293
Paul, is that a pork chop?
373
00:16:30,337 --> 00:16:32,034
What's Tammy's
favorite flower?
374
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,470
I don't know.
375
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:36,038
I do. It's daffodils.
We talked all night.
376
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,561
Take this to her.
377
00:16:37,605 --> 00:16:38,954
Does sheknow the specials?
378
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,304
Quickly. Wings of love.
379
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:49,356
I'm guessing things
went pretty good.Oh.
380
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:50,792
It was awesome.
381
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:52,402
Best date I ever had.
382
00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,056
I have to break up with him.
383
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,319
What? Why?Mm.
384
00:16:56,363 --> 00:16:58,800
I mean, yay, but huh?
385
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,932
The night was pure romance,
and the face eating
386
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:03,065
was everything
a girl could dream of,
387
00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,676
but I'm not ready
to settle down.
388
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,939
And that's the kind
of guy you marry.
389
00:17:07,983 --> 00:17:08,984
It is?
390
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,291
Kills me to have
to break his heart.
391
00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:12,509
It does?
392
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:14,729
He's the most sensitive man
I've ever met.
393
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:15,904
He is?
394
00:17:15,947 --> 00:17:17,775
Now I see why
you're so in love with him.
395
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:18,820
Aha!
396
00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:19,995
That's not an "aha."
397
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:22,084
Put that "aha" away.
398
00:17:22,128 --> 00:17:25,740
I have one more daffodil
hidden somewhere on my body.
399
00:17:25,783 --> 00:17:28,699
Care to lead the
search party?
400
00:17:28,743 --> 00:17:30,440
Rudy, we need to talk.
401
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:35,054
RUDY:
No...!
402
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:38,796
I think Tammy just broke up
with Chef Rudy.
403
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,147
Good news for you.
You're so in love with him.
404
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,156
Hi. Chris Peterson
from Pete Peterson Real Estate.
405
00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:51,418
Pete's my dad.
406
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:54,943
Listing sheet?
407
00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:56,510
Panic room?
408
00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:59,034
Why does my shrink
have a panic room?
409
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,819
I don't know, but it would make
a great nursery.
410
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,694
TREVOR:
Leave me alone, Chris!
411
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:10,001
Pete. Whichever
Peterson you are.
412
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,744
Oh.
413
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:15,137
What are you doing here?
414
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:16,834
It's Tuesday. My 10:00 a.m.
415
00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:19,141
You fired me last week.
416
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,273
If you're gonna be my therapist,
417
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:22,101
you can't listen
to everything I say.
418
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,322
Okay. Have a seat.
419
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:28,194
I brought you something.
420
00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:31,414
eBay.
421
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:34,548
There's a chance I may have
bought it from your wife.
422
00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,334
But anyway, here.
423
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:40,336
Bonnie.
424
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:42,164
Thank you.
425
00:18:42,208 --> 00:18:43,774
So...
426
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:46,777
So impossibly thoughtful.
[chuckles]
427
00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:48,779
And it's just...
428
00:18:48,823 --> 00:18:51,652
so weird youdid it.
429
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,741
It gets weirder.
430
00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:55,830
I'm sorry.
431
00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:58,572
Wow. Those are words
I haven't heard from a woman
432
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,182
in a long time.
433
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:02,271
The other day,
I said you hadn't helped me,
434
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:03,968
but that isn't true.
435
00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:06,406
And judging from the terror
in my family's eyes,
436
00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:08,669
I probably ought
to stick with this.
437
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,024
Sorry.
438
00:19:16,067 --> 00:19:18,026
Before you start the clock,
439
00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:20,637
I wanted to ask,
why do you have a panic room?
440
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,683
Because I work
with unstable people.
441
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,293
When did you get it?
442
00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:25,773
About eight months ago.
443
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,905
We started working together
eight months ago.
444
00:19:32,127 --> 00:19:34,303
I love this. Thank you.
445
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,530
Table four says their
pasta is too salty.
446
00:19:43,573 --> 00:19:45,271
It's from my tears.
447
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:51,059
Well, can you refire
and hold the boo-hoo?
448
00:19:51,102 --> 00:19:53,931
Why bother?
Nothing has any meaning anymore.
449
00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:56,891
Tell your tables to go home
and eat a Hot Pocket.
450
00:19:56,934 --> 00:19:59,023
Look, I know you're
going through something,
451
00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:01,156
but do you think you
can pull it together?
452
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,853
You're right. I'm sorry.
453
00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:04,638
I shouldn't do this
in front of you,
454
00:20:04,681 --> 00:20:06,553
given how you ache for me.
455
00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:08,555
One more time.
456
00:20:08,598 --> 00:20:10,165
I do not love you.
457
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,472
I have no feelings
for you whatsoever.
458
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:15,518
I am not aching
for you in any way.
459
00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:16,824
Oh, Christy.
460
00:20:16,867 --> 00:20:20,001
Teach me how
to pretend like you.
461
00:20:28,183 --> 00:20:30,141
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