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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,246 --> 00:00:30,246 Sync to Web-DL Ahmad_NiceBoy 2 00:00:34,913 --> 00:00:36,664 Hey! That's all of 'em. 3 00:00:36,831 --> 00:00:38,416 Only one thing left to do. 4 00:00:39,376 --> 00:00:40,752 You sure about this? 5 00:00:41,002 --> 00:00:44,047 Nope. But if this doesn't work, 6 00:00:44,673 --> 00:00:46,257 I don't know what else will. 7 00:00:52,055 --> 00:00:53,264 God be with us. 8 00:00:53,598 --> 00:00:58,144 The social environment in contrast to the natural environment 9 00:00:58,687 --> 00:01:01,439 plays a key role in self-perception. 10 00:01:01,773 --> 00:01:03,024 Your notes need some love. 11 00:01:04,693 --> 00:01:05,944 Your arm needs some love. 12 00:01:06,528 --> 00:01:09,406 You know, that's not the only part of me that needs some love. 13 00:01:09,823 --> 00:01:11,741 I hope we're thinking about the same part? 14 00:01:11,825 --> 00:01:14,411 Otherwise what I have in mind could be incredibly awkward. 15 00:01:14,494 --> 00:01:15,537 For both of us. 16 00:01:15,620 --> 00:01:17,622 I think we're gonna be okay. 17 00:01:17,706 --> 00:01:19,457 There's a study group at my apartment tonight. 18 00:01:19,666 --> 00:01:20,750 Is your place quiet? 19 00:01:20,834 --> 00:01:23,169 Should be. Doubt Bump and Scottie have anything going on. 20 00:01:25,380 --> 00:01:28,133 Party! Big party tonight! 21 00:01:28,216 --> 00:01:29,342 Oh, my God. 22 00:01:29,426 --> 00:01:31,136 4029 Walnut! 23 00:01:31,803 --> 00:01:35,181 Beer and chips! it's gonna be huge! 24 00:01:35,265 --> 00:01:36,307 Yes! 25 00:01:36,391 --> 00:01:38,018 Everyone's gonna get laid! 26 00:01:38,101 --> 00:01:39,352 Rock on! 27 00:01:43,148 --> 00:01:45,025 -Did you know about this? -No. 28 00:01:45,233 --> 00:01:47,861 But it is definitely gonna get worse before it gets better. 29 00:01:50,447 --> 00:01:51,656 Please! 30 00:01:54,784 --> 00:01:55,827 I'll help. 31 00:01:55,910 --> 00:01:57,245 -Where's the music? -it's not working. 32 00:01:57,287 --> 00:01:59,456 -Do something! -Well, what am I supposed to do? 33 00:01:59,539 --> 00:02:00,582 Figure it out! 34 00:02:01,750 --> 00:02:03,960 Party tonight! Yeah, yeah. 35 00:02:04,002 --> 00:02:06,046 Gonna be sweet. Big party! 36 00:02:06,504 --> 00:02:09,215 Fun times, right? Okay! 37 00:02:09,299 --> 00:02:10,383 Rock on! 38 00:02:12,844 --> 00:02:14,637 -Son of a bitch! -I got it! 39 00:02:16,181 --> 00:02:17,223 What the fuck? 40 00:02:17,682 --> 00:02:19,100 It won't turn off. 41 00:02:19,184 --> 00:02:20,894 Why is that even on there in the first place? 42 00:02:20,977 --> 00:02:22,645 It's... It must've skipped to my bath mix. 43 00:02:22,854 --> 00:02:25,482 You stupid bitch, do something! 44 00:02:25,565 --> 00:02:27,233 This is embarrassing! 45 00:02:27,317 --> 00:02:30,445 I'm freezing and my cock is so small! 46 00:02:30,528 --> 00:02:32,947 I look like a goddamn hamster! 47 00:02:39,204 --> 00:02:40,330 Fuck it. 48 00:02:40,413 --> 00:02:42,332 Excuse me. Pardon me. 49 00:02:42,749 --> 00:02:44,918 About how many of you are there in this row? 50 00:02:45,001 --> 00:02:46,670 Fifteen, is that something? 51 00:02:46,878 --> 00:02:48,088 Gonna be beer! 52 00:02:48,171 --> 00:02:50,757 Gonna be food, gonna be chicks, yeah! 53 00:02:51,508 --> 00:02:52,884 -Hey, guys. -Bump. 54 00:02:53,218 --> 00:02:55,387 Hey. Erica, so... 55 00:02:56,179 --> 00:02:57,430 We're having a big party 56 00:02:57,514 --> 00:02:59,766 and you know, you should bring all of your friends. 57 00:02:59,849 --> 00:03:01,476 Only the hot ones! 58 00:03:02,894 --> 00:03:05,021 Hey, so just take one and pass it down. 59 00:03:05,522 --> 00:03:07,941 So I guess, it's not gonna be quiet at your place after all. 60 00:03:08,274 --> 00:03:10,026 It's hard to say. 61 00:03:10,318 --> 00:03:11,403 Oops. 62 00:03:11,569 --> 00:03:13,113 Let me get that for you, sweetheart. 63 00:03:13,196 --> 00:03:14,406 No! 64 00:03:19,202 --> 00:03:21,037 How have you been able to put up with this since high school? 65 00:03:21,162 --> 00:03:22,247 They're my best friends. 66 00:03:22,330 --> 00:03:23,873 Think it might be time for an upgrade? 67 00:03:23,998 --> 00:03:25,500 Just in case somebody didn't get one, okay? 68 00:03:25,583 --> 00:03:26,626 Yeah. 69 00:03:28,044 --> 00:03:29,295 Don't forget! Free booze! 70 00:03:29,379 --> 00:03:31,756 Gonna be the greatest party of all time! 71 00:03:31,798 --> 00:03:32,215 72 00:03:35,135 --> 00:03:37,387 This is the worst party of all time. 73 00:03:39,055 --> 00:03:41,057 Okay, guys, think I'm gonna call it a night. 74 00:03:41,141 --> 00:03:42,350 Maybe go kill myself? 75 00:03:42,434 --> 00:03:43,977 Come on, Bump! Look on the bright side, man. 76 00:03:44,060 --> 00:03:46,229 Least we got enough booze and food to last us the rest of the year. 77 00:03:46,312 --> 00:03:47,981 This is bullshit! 78 00:03:48,189 --> 00:03:51,109 We're second semester seniors, and look at us! 79 00:03:51,484 --> 00:03:52,652 Well, what? What's wrong with us? 80 00:03:52,736 --> 00:03:55,363 Not you, "us." Us, "us." 81 00:03:55,613 --> 00:03:58,116 Yeah, the two of us who don't have an incredibly hot girlfriend 82 00:03:58,199 --> 00:04:00,326 who's gonna come over and screw us any minute now. 83 00:04:01,244 --> 00:04:03,621 Oh, come on! You guys don't have it so bad. 84 00:04:03,663 --> 00:04:05,582 I mean, at least I've been laid. 85 00:04:05,707 --> 00:04:08,084 Scottie's a goddamn virgin who talks to his cock. 86 00:04:08,418 --> 00:04:09,669 Okay, leave Max out of this. 87 00:04:09,794 --> 00:04:13,381 I refuse to have a discussion with a grown man who calls his penis Max. 88 00:04:13,631 --> 00:04:14,883 It's his name, what else would I call him? 89 00:04:14,966 --> 00:04:17,260 A worthless appendage that gets no poon? 90 00:04:17,677 --> 00:04:20,847 I don't know how our social lives at this college got 91 00:04:20,930 --> 00:04:23,433 so shitty! 92 00:04:23,683 --> 00:04:26,144 Well, maybe showing your anus to everyone in Behavioural Psych 93 00:04:26,227 --> 00:04:27,479 wasn't the best step forward. 94 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:28,938 This sucks. 95 00:04:29,564 --> 00:04:32,108 I don't know how life could get any worse. 96 00:04:33,651 --> 00:04:36,112 Despair. Destruction. Desolation. 97 00:04:36,196 --> 00:04:38,698 Thankfully New Orleans refused to give in to defeat, 98 00:04:38,782 --> 00:04:40,325 and today the city thrives again. 99 00:04:40,408 --> 00:04:42,035 Join us tomorrow night at 11:00 100 00:04:42,118 --> 00:04:43,787 as our own J T LeBlanc 101 00:04:43,870 --> 00:04:46,122 reports the rebuilding effort that continues there today 102 00:04:46,206 --> 00:04:49,292 even as the city celebrates this festive Mardi Gras season. 103 00:04:49,918 --> 00:04:51,961 That's it. That's what we have to do. 104 00:04:53,088 --> 00:04:55,632 We should volunteer in the Lower Ninth Ward? 105 00:04:55,674 --> 00:04:56,800 Are chicks into that? 106 00:04:56,841 --> 00:04:59,219 I'm talking about Mardi Gras. 107 00:04:59,302 --> 00:05:01,721 This is the answer to all of our problems. 108 00:05:01,971 --> 00:05:03,056 I can't go to Mardi Gras. 109 00:05:03,139 --> 00:05:07,143 I think you guys are missing the big picture here. 110 00:05:07,268 --> 00:05:09,062 This is our chance 111 00:05:09,145 --> 00:05:12,857 to make up for all of the "almosts" and "never wases" 112 00:05:12,941 --> 00:05:14,234 of the last four years. 113 00:05:15,777 --> 00:05:18,071 Do you know what I searched to get this page? 114 00:05:18,488 --> 00:05:19,906 Mardi Gras! 115 00:05:19,989 --> 00:05:22,409 This was the first page that came up. 116 00:05:22,492 --> 00:05:24,411 Are we grasping that point? 117 00:05:24,494 --> 00:05:26,454 Bump, look, I'd love to go. 118 00:05:26,538 --> 00:05:29,833 I've got cousins that live down there. But I'm not gonnajust bail on Erica. 119 00:05:29,916 --> 00:05:32,836 Mike! You're our wingman! We need you. 120 00:05:33,044 --> 00:05:34,212 No! 121 00:05:34,337 --> 00:05:37,007 Look, you don't have to do it for me. 122 00:05:37,507 --> 00:05:39,134 You don't even have to do it for Scottie. 123 00:05:39,426 --> 00:05:40,635 But think about poor little Nlax, 124 00:05:40,719 --> 00:05:42,846 a ship before its virgin voyage. 125 00:05:44,264 --> 00:05:45,640 Dry docked. 126 00:05:45,724 --> 00:05:47,267 Never even been wet before. 127 00:05:47,350 --> 00:05:48,643 Not even its little head. 128 00:05:48,727 --> 00:05:50,353 -it's not little! -Do it for Max. 129 00:05:51,646 --> 00:05:53,690 Think of it 130 00:05:53,773 --> 00:05:55,525 as Max's Mardi Gras. 131 00:05:56,317 --> 00:05:57,360 The chicks! 132 00:06:00,196 --> 00:06:01,698 My grandfather died. 133 00:06:01,781 --> 00:06:03,033 Oh, my God, Erica! 134 00:06:03,533 --> 00:06:05,535 I take it you came alone? 135 00:06:08,872 --> 00:06:10,290 He meant so much to me. 136 00:06:10,373 --> 00:06:11,499 I'll get a flight for the funeral. 137 00:06:11,583 --> 00:06:12,876 No, no. I don't want you to do that. 138 00:06:14,252 --> 00:06:16,212 I think I just need to be alone with my family. 139 00:06:16,338 --> 00:06:17,380 Just for a couple days. 140 00:06:17,547 --> 00:06:19,090 I understand. 141 00:06:19,799 --> 00:06:21,092 Can I do anything? 142 00:06:21,426 --> 00:06:23,553 You could give me a snuggle. 143 00:06:26,556 --> 00:06:29,267 And you could TiVo American Idol? 144 00:06:29,351 --> 00:06:31,895 Now she wants everything. 145 00:06:34,272 --> 00:06:35,940 You are always there for me. 146 00:06:36,024 --> 00:06:38,026 I'm so glad that I have a boyfriend like you. 147 00:06:38,109 --> 00:06:39,152 You're my rock. 148 00:06:39,235 --> 00:06:40,737 That's my job. 149 00:06:41,237 --> 00:06:42,864 -I love you. -I love you, too. 150 00:06:43,198 --> 00:06:45,241 I love you, too, also. 151 00:06:48,745 --> 00:06:50,121 I'm sorry for your loss. 152 00:06:50,205 --> 00:06:51,456 Your family's in our prayers. 153 00:06:55,085 --> 00:06:56,419 I'll text you. 154 00:06:57,420 --> 00:06:59,381 This is fantastic! 155 00:07:00,423 --> 00:07:02,801 Dude! Her grandfather died. 156 00:07:02,884 --> 00:07:04,928 And she'll be gone for days! 157 00:07:05,261 --> 00:07:08,431 Imagine a place, Nlichael, a magical place, 158 00:07:08,807 --> 00:07:13,269 where a man and his beverage can walk the streets unaccosted. 159 00:07:13,687 --> 00:07:16,106 Where drunk, hot chicks come standard, 160 00:07:16,189 --> 00:07:19,067 and delicious boobies, they grow on trees. 161 00:07:19,401 --> 00:07:20,527 You guys hear that music? 162 00:07:21,152 --> 00:07:22,487 So what's it gonna be? 163 00:07:22,946 --> 00:07:24,280 I'll go if you go. 164 00:07:25,115 --> 00:07:27,367 If I go, and you tell Erica... 165 00:07:27,450 --> 00:07:29,119 Like she'd believe a word I said anyway. Come on. 166 00:07:31,246 --> 00:07:33,707 Well, I guess Scottie does need to get laid. 167 00:07:33,790 --> 00:07:35,291 So? 168 00:07:37,627 --> 00:07:40,213 -Let's go to Mardi Gras, boys! -Yes! 169 00:08:17,959 --> 00:08:19,002 Sorry about that. 170 00:08:21,921 --> 00:08:24,758 So, look, guys, I started mapping out a rough itinerary. 171 00:08:24,841 --> 00:08:26,468 I... I was thinking 172 00:08:26,551 --> 00:08:28,720 we could get tickets to the Preservation Hall Jazz Band, 173 00:08:28,803 --> 00:08:31,931 and if we have time, I'd love to take an afternoon and go to the bayou. 174 00:08:32,015 --> 00:08:35,518 There's this guy, Fred, who's renting out airboats that... 175 00:08:36,102 --> 00:08:37,187 Tits! 176 00:08:41,024 --> 00:08:43,443 Wow, that hurricane was worse than I thought! 177 00:08:43,526 --> 00:08:45,111 We've been lied to! 178 00:08:45,236 --> 00:08:47,072 This city's not thriving! 179 00:08:47,822 --> 00:08:49,032 Guys... 180 00:08:53,161 --> 00:08:55,372 Hey, Nlike, thanks for paying, bud. 181 00:08:55,455 --> 00:08:57,290 -Did I have a choice? -No. No, you didn't. 182 00:08:57,874 --> 00:08:58,917 But no worries, man. 183 00:08:59,250 --> 00:09:01,378 These things are like heroin at Mardi Gras. 184 00:09:01,836 --> 00:09:04,798 It's a strict jewels-for-boobs operation. 185 00:09:04,881 --> 00:09:07,717 You give a girl beads, she shows you her delicious tits. 186 00:09:08,009 --> 00:09:09,219 That's not cheating, right? 187 00:09:09,344 --> 00:09:11,221 Last I checked, Nlike, 188 00:09:11,304 --> 00:09:13,181 seeing boobs wasn't cheating. 189 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:14,891 It was just plain incredible. 190 00:09:15,016 --> 00:09:16,518 What the hell are those? 191 00:09:16,601 --> 00:09:18,937 -Bush beads. -Bush beads? 192 00:09:18,978 --> 00:09:21,231 They want these, they gotta show bush. 193 00:09:22,565 --> 00:09:24,567 What's up with you, Scottie? You didn't buy anything. 194 00:09:27,404 --> 00:09:28,655 Oh, my God! 195 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:30,573 Jesus Christ, what is that? 196 00:09:30,949 --> 00:09:32,283 It was my grandmother's. 197 00:09:32,367 --> 00:09:34,744 See, I don't need a suitcase full of plastic. 198 00:09:34,828 --> 00:09:37,414 Just one special necklace for one special woman. 199 00:09:37,706 --> 00:09:38,748 Gay! 200 00:09:39,416 --> 00:09:41,501 So what's the deal, boys? Next stop, hotel? 201 00:09:41,584 --> 00:09:43,545 No. We're going straight to Bourbon Street. Are you kidding me? 202 00:09:43,628 --> 00:09:45,463 These guys have been drinking for days. 203 00:09:45,547 --> 00:09:47,090 We got a lot of catching up to do, boys. 204 00:09:47,132 --> 00:09:48,591 Next stop... 205 00:09:48,967 --> 00:09:50,385 Paradise! 206 00:09:50,385 --> 00:09:50,844 207 00:09:54,806 --> 00:09:56,224 Hey, is this Mardi Gras? 208 00:09:56,266 --> 00:09:57,726 I think so! 209 00:09:57,809 --> 00:09:59,060 What time does it start? 210 00:09:59,144 --> 00:10:00,228 I don't really know! 211 00:10:00,311 --> 00:10:02,313 It's a good thing we got all those beads, Bump. 212 00:10:02,397 --> 00:10:05,442 You don't want used beads. it's classless. 213 00:10:06,109 --> 00:10:07,694 Show your tits! 214 00:10:07,736 --> 00:10:10,363 Sorry, boys. We've just thrown a show down the street. 215 00:10:10,447 --> 00:10:12,282 -A show? -I got beads! 216 00:10:13,074 --> 00:10:14,701 Got it, I got it, I got it, I got it! 217 00:10:15,410 --> 00:10:16,494 Damn it! 218 00:10:18,079 --> 00:10:19,122 Oh, my God! 219 00:10:24,252 --> 00:10:26,463 I'm fine. Thank you for asking. 220 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:27,922 Hey, listen. 221 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,633 I wouldn't be opposed to you earning them. 222 00:10:31,843 --> 00:10:33,428 Hey, come on! 223 00:10:33,887 --> 00:10:35,513 So, how does this work? 224 00:10:35,597 --> 00:10:38,099 You give me these beads, I lift up my shirt, 225 00:10:38,183 --> 00:10:40,435 you stare at my breasts and what, we call it a day? 226 00:10:40,518 --> 00:10:42,228 Absolutely not. 227 00:10:42,312 --> 00:10:44,647 You lift your shirt, I stare at your breasts, 228 00:10:44,898 --> 00:10:46,566 then I give you the beads and we call it a day. 229 00:10:46,649 --> 00:10:48,276 Wow, was I born yesterday? 230 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:49,903 Nice try, but no. 231 00:10:49,986 --> 00:10:52,655 Come on, Lame Girl. Quit being so lame. 232 00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,074 Listen, dickhead. 233 00:10:54,157 --> 00:10:57,077 You think it's normal for a girl to sacrifice her dignity 234 00:10:57,160 --> 00:10:58,995 for four cents worth of plastic? 235 00:10:59,079 --> 00:11:00,663 Isn't that just a little ridiculous? 236 00:11:02,916 --> 00:11:06,127 If I say yes, do I get to see your tits? 237 00:11:09,214 --> 00:11:10,340 Fellows, huddle up. 238 00:11:10,423 --> 00:11:12,050 All right now, you brought me down here for a reason 239 00:11:12,133 --> 00:11:13,176 and that's to have a good time. 240 00:11:13,259 --> 00:11:15,303 So I think the best point of attack here is to... 241 00:11:15,428 --> 00:11:16,680 Are you peeing? 242 00:11:17,847 --> 00:11:19,766 You just pissed on my shoe, for Christ's sake! 243 00:11:19,849 --> 00:11:21,142 Well, I thought that that was why we were huddling. 244 00:11:21,226 --> 00:11:23,728 Let me get this straight. So you won't take a shit in a public restroom, 245 00:11:23,812 --> 00:11:25,480 but you'll piss in the middle of a crowded street? 246 00:11:25,563 --> 00:11:26,815 I thought that's why we were huddling. 247 00:11:27,649 --> 00:11:29,359 Bad Scottie! No! 248 00:11:29,693 --> 00:11:32,612 Look, the best course of action is to go straight down Bourbon Street... 249 00:11:32,696 --> 00:11:33,738 I found her! 250 00:11:34,531 --> 00:11:35,699 Where's Scottie going? 251 00:11:36,741 --> 00:11:38,368 Shit on my tits! 252 00:11:39,035 --> 00:11:40,704 That is Carmen Electra. 253 00:11:41,663 --> 00:11:42,706 Hi. 254 00:11:45,417 --> 00:11:46,793 Oh, my God! 255 00:11:47,293 --> 00:11:48,795 Wow, these are really beautiful. 256 00:11:49,087 --> 00:11:50,171 They're real. 257 00:11:50,380 --> 00:11:51,548 So are mine. 258 00:11:51,673 --> 00:11:52,882 You're the one. 259 00:11:53,717 --> 00:11:56,845 Aren't you cute! Thank you. 260 00:12:00,557 --> 00:12:01,933 What the hell just happened? 261 00:12:02,058 --> 00:12:04,185 Did you just ask Carmen Electra to see her tits? 262 00:12:04,519 --> 00:12:05,562 That was Carmen Electra? 263 00:12:05,645 --> 00:12:07,147 I gave her my necklace! 264 00:12:07,230 --> 00:12:08,648 Your only necklace? 265 00:12:08,732 --> 00:12:11,109 You just blew your entire load on Carmen Electra? 266 00:12:11,192 --> 00:12:12,360 Yeah! 267 00:12:12,444 --> 00:12:14,738 Relax, buddy. It's gonna be all right. 268 00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:16,072 At least you can say 269 00:12:16,156 --> 00:12:18,783 that you gave Carmen Electra a pearl necklace, right? 270 00:12:19,576 --> 00:12:21,703 I think that the best thing to do here is to 271 00:12:21,786 --> 00:12:24,664 warm up to these girls a little bit, to get to know them... 272 00:12:24,748 --> 00:12:26,499 -What the hell are you doing? -Nothing. 273 00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:27,751 Do you have insurance for this? 274 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:28,877 Boobs! 275 00:12:36,301 --> 00:12:39,804 I gotta admit, it's awesome to see a strange girl's breasts. 276 00:12:40,263 --> 00:12:41,723 I'd crawl a mile on broken glass 277 00:12:41,806 --> 00:12:43,767 to suck the dick that fucked her last. 278 00:12:44,309 --> 00:12:46,019 Shakespeare couldn't have said it better. 279 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:49,522 That's it. 280 00:12:49,606 --> 00:12:50,648 Snuggle bear? 281 00:12:50,732 --> 00:12:52,817 That's Erica! Code blue! 282 00:12:54,986 --> 00:12:56,488 Scottie, let's go! 283 00:13:02,118 --> 00:13:03,161 I don't understand. 284 00:13:03,244 --> 00:13:05,413 Whoa! Guests only, folks. Need wrist bands. 285 00:13:05,497 --> 00:13:06,539 Okay. 286 00:13:06,623 --> 00:13:07,665 I just don't understand... 287 00:13:07,749 --> 00:13:08,875 -Just keep moving! -I don't understand! 288 00:13:08,958 --> 00:13:10,627 Nlike, you get to see those every night? 289 00:13:12,462 --> 00:13:14,714 Why isn't she picking up her phone, what the hell? 290 00:13:14,798 --> 00:13:16,883 Hey, good extraction. Clean and effective. 291 00:13:17,759 --> 00:13:18,802 It couldn't have been her, right? 292 00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:21,346 I mean, you know, lots of people have a similar look. 293 00:13:22,138 --> 00:13:23,223 How could she do this? 294 00:13:23,306 --> 00:13:25,725 With her grandfather barely in the ground. 295 00:13:27,185 --> 00:13:28,269 Right. 296 00:13:28,353 --> 00:13:30,647 There's gotta be a good explanation, right? I mean, I'm sure there is. 297 00:13:30,730 --> 00:13:32,440 Yes. Erica is a lying whore. 298 00:13:32,524 --> 00:13:33,692 With an amazing rack. 299 00:13:33,858 --> 00:13:34,943 Shut up! 300 00:13:35,026 --> 00:13:37,404 We're gonna get my car, go back to our room, 301 00:13:37,487 --> 00:13:39,322 and find out exactly what hotel she's staying at. 302 00:13:39,489 --> 00:13:41,116 That's gonna be a problem. 303 00:13:42,575 --> 00:13:44,577 Where the hell is my car? 304 00:13:45,161 --> 00:13:47,664 Damn it! My bush beads were in there! 305 00:13:48,498 --> 00:13:49,833 And your car... 306 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,168 Maybe we're on the wrong street? 307 00:13:52,252 --> 00:13:53,837 No, no, no, no, we definitely parked here. 308 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,006 I distinctly remember that fire hydrant. 309 00:14:00,635 --> 00:14:01,970 Oh, great. 310 00:14:02,429 --> 00:14:04,347 Three more drunk college kids. 311 00:14:04,597 --> 00:14:07,475 Actually, we're not drunk. Wejust need to check in. it's under Smith. 312 00:14:08,643 --> 00:14:10,645 Well, I'm not finding anything. 313 00:14:10,895 --> 00:14:12,731 When did you make the reservations? 314 00:14:12,814 --> 00:14:13,857 Just yesterday. 315 00:14:14,649 --> 00:14:17,527 We have been booked solid for six months. 316 00:14:17,736 --> 00:14:19,863 Listen, Barry, 317 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:23,241 it's spelled S-M-I-T-H. 318 00:14:26,536 --> 00:14:27,579 Nope. 319 00:14:27,662 --> 00:14:28,872 Bump... 320 00:14:29,414 --> 00:14:31,583 Tell me you didn't drag me down here without a reservation. 321 00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:34,878 Scottie, buddy, I gave you one thing to do. 322 00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:37,213 Please tell me that you didn't screw that up. 323 00:14:37,505 --> 00:14:39,883 No, I swear. it's all right here, okay? 324 00:14:40,508 --> 00:14:44,137 The Chateau Burgundy, three nights, three people, room 745! 325 00:14:44,554 --> 00:14:46,431 745? That's impossible. 326 00:14:46,514 --> 00:14:48,516 We only have three floors. 327 00:14:51,394 --> 00:14:52,896 -Well... -Guys... 328 00:14:55,190 --> 00:14:58,068 You must mean 7:45 p.m. 329 00:14:58,318 --> 00:15:01,154 But feel free to confirm with the maitre d'. 330 00:15:01,613 --> 00:15:03,490 You made a goddamn dinner reservation? 331 00:15:03,573 --> 00:15:05,325 Okay, Mike. Obviously, you're a little upset. 332 00:15:05,408 --> 00:15:06,451 Let me handle this, all right, buddy? 333 00:15:06,534 --> 00:15:08,328 You made a goddamn dinner reservation? 334 00:15:08,411 --> 00:15:11,581 Well, if you want to get technical, I made three goddamn dinner reservations. 335 00:15:11,664 --> 00:15:12,916 That sucks! 336 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,876 How do you think I feel? Where am I gonna take a dump? 337 00:15:14,959 --> 00:15:16,252 Where are we gonna sleep? 338 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:18,046 I'll call my cousins. 339 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,051 "MailboX full." 340 00:15:23,134 --> 00:15:25,762 All right, look, let's think about this logically, okay? 341 00:15:25,845 --> 00:15:29,766 We're three kids from strong, middleclass suburban homes, 342 00:15:29,849 --> 00:15:33,687 obviously we're not gonna end up sleeping in some random alley. 343 00:15:46,241 --> 00:15:48,410 -Jesus! -Morning. 344 00:15:48,493 --> 00:15:50,203 Nlorning, gents! How'd we all sleep? 345 00:15:50,328 --> 00:15:51,371 Where the hell were you? 346 00:15:51,454 --> 00:15:53,331 I was picking up your car and I got a cup ofjoe. 347 00:15:53,415 --> 00:15:55,375 Want a sip? It really takes the alley right out of you. 348 00:15:55,458 --> 00:15:56,584 Guys! 349 00:15:57,168 --> 00:15:58,336 I think it's time to go. 350 00:15:58,503 --> 00:15:59,546 What? 351 00:15:59,629 --> 00:16:00,922 I'm not having a good time, 352 00:16:01,006 --> 00:16:02,757 and I'm not wading through a million people to find Erica. 353 00:16:02,841 --> 00:16:04,759 So let's just get in my car and go back to school. 354 00:16:05,093 --> 00:16:07,262 Scottie. Buddy, come on, help me out here. 355 00:16:07,470 --> 00:16:10,140 I don't know, this vacation kinda blows. 356 00:16:10,265 --> 00:16:11,433 I see, we have a little setback 357 00:16:11,516 --> 00:16:13,018 and suddenly everybody's ready to pack it in? 358 00:16:13,101 --> 00:16:15,562 It's shaping up to be more than just a little setback, Bump. 359 00:16:15,645 --> 00:16:18,565 Look, I will be the first to admit that yesterday was not ideal. 360 00:16:18,648 --> 00:16:20,734 Carmen Electra robbed Scottie of a family heirloom, 361 00:16:20,817 --> 00:16:23,737 and Nlike, your girlfriend showed half of Louisiana her breasts. 362 00:16:23,820 --> 00:16:25,697 Her wonderful, glorious breasts. 363 00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:26,865 I'm done. 364 00:16:26,948 --> 00:16:28,491 Nlike, I know how you feel! 365 00:16:28,575 --> 00:16:31,661 Because how you feel right now is how Scottie and I feel every single day. 366 00:16:31,745 --> 00:16:33,121 Well, not every day. 367 00:16:33,747 --> 00:16:35,999 Some days. Mostly on the weekends when people are hanging out and... 368 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:38,918 We brought you out here because we needed you, 369 00:16:39,002 --> 00:16:40,420 and now you need us! 370 00:16:40,503 --> 00:16:44,841 Look, I admit, at the moment things feel pretty shitty. 371 00:16:45,091 --> 00:16:47,427 But remember how we felt yesterday? 372 00:16:47,927 --> 00:16:49,554 When we saw those breasts? 373 00:16:49,637 --> 00:16:52,307 -You mean, Erica's breasts? -No! 374 00:16:52,849 --> 00:16:54,809 Before they were Erica's breasts! 375 00:16:55,226 --> 00:16:57,228 When they were just the two most 376 00:16:57,312 --> 00:16:59,064 beautiful mounds we've ever laid our eyes on. 377 00:16:59,147 --> 00:17:01,399 Okay, can we just stop talking about my girlfriend's breasts, please? 378 00:17:01,483 --> 00:17:02,525 Your ex-girlfriend. 379 00:17:02,609 --> 00:17:05,153 I'm talking about a feeling, Mike. 380 00:17:05,487 --> 00:17:08,740 A fleeting moment of Zen. We can get that back! 381 00:17:09,032 --> 00:17:10,241 We just need to work together. 382 00:17:10,325 --> 00:17:12,160 Sure, we can go back to college, finish it out, 383 00:17:12,243 --> 00:17:14,454 graduate in three months and never know any better than this. 384 00:17:14,496 --> 00:17:15,997 There's that music again. 385 00:17:16,081 --> 00:17:17,665 What if we didn't go back? 386 00:17:17,999 --> 00:17:20,293 What if we vow not to go back 387 00:17:20,377 --> 00:17:23,755 until we made Mardi Gras our own personal playground? 388 00:17:23,838 --> 00:17:24,923 What song is that? 389 00:17:25,006 --> 00:17:27,550 Scottie, buddy, what do you want more than anything else in this world? 390 00:17:27,676 --> 00:17:29,010 Carmen Electra. 391 00:17:29,177 --> 00:17:30,929 Let's not limit our sample size, okay? 392 00:17:31,012 --> 00:17:34,724 Mike! Besides a time machine and a shotgun, 393 00:17:34,808 --> 00:17:35,850 what do you want the most? 394 00:17:36,393 --> 00:17:37,769 Nothing? Not gonna help me? Okay. 395 00:17:37,852 --> 00:17:39,229 'Cause I know what I want. 396 00:17:39,270 --> 00:17:41,106 I wanna make my mark! 397 00:17:41,189 --> 00:17:45,527 I want to rock the greatest party in the world! 398 00:17:45,735 --> 00:17:48,154 I wanna make Mardi Gras my bitch! 399 00:17:48,530 --> 00:17:50,198 Look, giving up is not an option. 400 00:17:50,490 --> 00:17:52,158 I say we stay! 401 00:17:52,575 --> 00:17:54,536 I say we conquer! 402 00:17:55,036 --> 00:17:59,499 I say, by midnight Fat Tuesday, no matter what happens, 403 00:17:59,582 --> 00:18:03,378 we're gonna be partying on one of those sweet-ass Bourbon Street balconies! 404 00:18:03,461 --> 00:18:04,629 How the hell are we gonna do that? 405 00:18:04,713 --> 00:18:06,131 Are you with me? 406 00:18:06,214 --> 00:18:08,299 I'll do anything to stop the fucking music, okay? 407 00:18:08,383 --> 00:18:11,469 Nlike, please, trust me. I'm not gonna let you down. 408 00:18:13,346 --> 00:18:14,389 I don't know, man. 409 00:18:14,889 --> 00:18:17,017 I didn't want to have to do this. Scottie, show him. 410 00:18:22,147 --> 00:18:23,189 You taped it? 411 00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:24,399 I had to. 412 00:18:24,482 --> 00:18:25,775 You see what she's doing there? You see that? 413 00:18:25,859 --> 00:18:28,486 She's gonna be doing that every day, every night, 414 00:18:28,528 --> 00:18:30,363 and then again, all day tomorrow. 415 00:18:30,697 --> 00:18:31,740 Especially this part. 416 00:18:31,823 --> 00:18:32,907 What kind of pep talk is this? 417 00:18:32,991 --> 00:18:34,409 Look at that smile on her face. 418 00:18:34,492 --> 00:18:36,327 She's so content, she's so happy. 419 00:18:36,369 --> 00:18:38,204 You need to have that smile. 420 00:18:44,711 --> 00:18:46,254 It's 7:00 a.m. 421 00:18:46,921 --> 00:18:49,090 Where can we get a goddamn drink? 422 00:18:51,051 --> 00:18:52,427 Bottoms up! 423 00:18:53,136 --> 00:18:54,596 You're gonna get a disease. 424 00:18:55,138 --> 00:18:58,058 Yeah, it's called alcoholism, I should be so lucky. 425 00:18:58,141 --> 00:18:59,517 Bump, maybe you should slow down. 426 00:18:59,559 --> 00:19:01,519 Maybe you should start drinking. 427 00:19:01,603 --> 00:19:03,772 That's disgusting. You're drinking garbage. 428 00:19:08,651 --> 00:19:11,196 A quarter. I'm actually making money. 429 00:19:11,363 --> 00:19:12,405 You're an imbecile. 430 00:19:12,489 --> 00:19:15,658 Okay, prima donnas, you got a better idea how to get drunk at 7:00 a.m.? 431 00:19:15,742 --> 00:19:16,826 I'd love to hear it. 432 00:19:19,621 --> 00:19:20,955 Elitists! 433 00:19:22,123 --> 00:19:24,042 Getting an early start, boys? 434 00:19:24,084 --> 00:19:25,960 You guys are pussies! 435 00:19:26,252 --> 00:19:28,380 They wouldn't drink the trash! 436 00:19:34,386 --> 00:19:36,012 I think I'm gonna be sick. 437 00:19:36,304 --> 00:19:38,098 Well, pussies, let's get your cat up. 438 00:19:38,139 --> 00:19:39,599 House drinks. 439 00:19:39,683 --> 00:19:40,934 Got to love the Hurricane. 440 00:19:41,017 --> 00:19:43,103 Well, on some level, exposing 441 00:19:43,186 --> 00:19:45,271 the flaws and capabilities of our emergency... 442 00:19:45,355 --> 00:19:46,648 Scottie! The drink! 443 00:19:49,025 --> 00:19:50,318 You'd think they'd change the name! 444 00:19:50,527 --> 00:19:51,986 Hey! Where you going? 445 00:19:52,612 --> 00:19:53,822 Alpha dog, Mike. 446 00:19:54,239 --> 00:19:55,448 Leader of the pack. 447 00:19:55,615 --> 00:19:58,284 If we're gonna be the guys on the balcony, 448 00:19:58,368 --> 00:20:00,537 we gotta show this city what's what! 449 00:20:01,454 --> 00:20:05,667 I'm gonna hustle the shit out of these guys like Paul Newman and Woody Harrelson. 450 00:20:06,042 --> 00:20:08,086 I'm pretty sure they were never in a movie together. 451 00:20:08,128 --> 00:20:10,505 You shitheads think you can play pool? 452 00:20:10,672 --> 00:20:12,424 I'm like Harrelson, baby! 453 00:20:12,674 --> 00:20:14,342 You should probably take it easy with these. 454 00:20:15,051 --> 00:20:16,302 I had a rough night. 455 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,940 Why is this called the "Hand Grenade"? 456 00:20:47,751 --> 00:20:49,419 Hey, welcome back! 457 00:20:51,129 --> 00:20:53,340 You've been out cold for two hours! 458 00:20:53,923 --> 00:20:55,759 -Two hours? -Yeah! 459 00:20:56,092 --> 00:20:59,179 People just left me here on the stool? 460 00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:00,889 Actually, no, no, no, no. Check it out. 461 00:21:15,070 --> 00:21:16,404 Oh, Jesus! 462 00:21:18,490 --> 00:21:19,824 I need some air! 463 00:21:21,910 --> 00:21:22,952 Hey, it's Mike! 464 00:21:23,370 --> 00:21:25,288 Hey, everybody, Mike's up. 465 00:21:34,673 --> 00:21:35,757 Erica? 466 00:21:36,049 --> 00:21:37,801 How's your dead grandfather doing? 467 00:21:38,385 --> 00:21:39,552 Oh, my God! 468 00:21:39,636 --> 00:21:42,597 Wow! That's the best pickup line I've heard all week. 469 00:21:42,764 --> 00:21:44,015 Oh, my God. 470 00:21:44,057 --> 00:21:47,435 This is... I'm so... 471 00:21:47,602 --> 00:21:48,853 No, no, no, don't be. 472 00:21:48,937 --> 00:21:50,855 So, what? I ask you about a dead relative 473 00:21:50,939 --> 00:21:52,440 and then we just totally make out? 474 00:21:52,607 --> 00:21:55,110 Mike. I need to borrow 1,000 bucks. 475 00:21:57,278 --> 00:21:58,697 I can give you $18. 476 00:21:58,780 --> 00:22:00,031 Close enough! 477 00:22:00,365 --> 00:22:01,658 How do you do, madam? 478 00:22:01,741 --> 00:22:03,618 Well, aren't you chivalrous! 479 00:22:04,786 --> 00:22:08,498 I have no idea what that means, but yes. it's quite long and big around, too. 480 00:22:09,582 --> 00:22:11,418 So, I'm guessing Mike's already told you about his girlfriend? 481 00:22:11,501 --> 00:22:12,669 Bump, we Iiterallyjust met. 482 00:22:12,752 --> 00:22:13,795 No worries. 483 00:22:13,878 --> 00:22:16,047 I'm pretty sure she's not his girlfriend for much longer. 484 00:22:16,631 --> 00:22:18,008 She lied to him, 485 00:22:18,466 --> 00:22:20,385 and showed her tits to all of New Orleans. 486 00:22:20,468 --> 00:22:22,554 Hey, don't you have a game to get to? 487 00:22:22,637 --> 00:22:25,432 Yeah! Got these guys right where I want 'em! 488 00:22:25,932 --> 00:22:27,350 For Joe-boy and Dante! 489 00:22:28,518 --> 00:22:31,813 So, I hear your girlfriend lied and showed her tits to all of New Orleans? 490 00:22:32,313 --> 00:22:33,481 Where'd you hear that? 491 00:22:33,857 --> 00:22:35,650 I'm sorry. That sucks. 492 00:22:36,067 --> 00:22:38,069 Yeah, but I was asking for it. 493 00:22:38,153 --> 00:22:40,071 Yeah, at Christmas I hooked up with her sister. 494 00:22:40,321 --> 00:22:41,364 Wow, really? 495 00:22:41,448 --> 00:22:43,616 No! Actually I made a fruit salad. 496 00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:45,577 And I took her nieces carolling. 497 00:22:45,952 --> 00:22:47,412 Well, now it makes sense. 498 00:22:47,495 --> 00:22:49,164 I mean, she's upset to find out you're gay. 499 00:22:49,539 --> 00:22:52,500 Yeah. Some women just don't appreciate a good gay man. 500 00:22:52,834 --> 00:22:54,586 No, they don't. They definitely don't. 501 00:22:55,754 --> 00:22:57,672 But you know, it could have been worse. 502 00:22:57,756 --> 00:23:00,717 You could've found your boyfriend in bed with his Russian Lit TA. 503 00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:01,843 So... 504 00:23:02,344 --> 00:23:03,845 I'm not actually gay. 505 00:23:04,346 --> 00:23:06,431 Yeah, I was talking about my boyfriend, genius. 506 00:23:07,766 --> 00:23:09,017 Wow, you're slow! 507 00:23:09,559 --> 00:23:11,102 I kinda like that in a man. 508 00:23:11,186 --> 00:23:12,354 Ouch! 509 00:23:13,063 --> 00:23:16,191 Anyways, my friends figure Mardi Gras will cheer me up. 510 00:23:16,399 --> 00:23:18,610 You know, getting drunk and naked is the cure. 511 00:23:19,194 --> 00:23:21,613 Well, in that case my girlfriend's definitely on the mend. 512 00:23:23,198 --> 00:23:24,491 Come on, we're going. 513 00:23:24,783 --> 00:23:27,243 They're dragging me to the Frat House. 514 00:23:27,327 --> 00:23:28,370 What's the Frat House? 515 00:23:28,453 --> 00:23:32,707 Only the ultimate destination for incredible bar contests and half-price beers. 516 00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:35,043 Well, have a good time. 517 00:23:36,169 --> 00:23:38,630 Thanks. Lucy. Mills. 518 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:40,131 -I'm... I'm... -Mike. 519 00:23:40,548 --> 00:23:42,050 Yep. I got it. 520 00:23:50,725 --> 00:23:54,104 Those gentlemen take the game of billiards very seriously. 521 00:23:54,437 --> 00:23:55,772 What happened with your chick? 522 00:23:55,855 --> 00:23:58,108 I don't know. She and her friends took off. 523 00:23:58,191 --> 00:24:00,402 What? You blew it! 524 00:24:00,527 --> 00:24:02,362 You do realise that entire conversation 525 00:24:02,445 --> 00:24:05,115 was an l-wanna-potentially- sit-on-your-face interview, right? 526 00:24:05,198 --> 00:24:06,241 Really? 527 00:24:06,324 --> 00:24:07,367 Well, what're you looking at me for? 528 00:24:07,450 --> 00:24:08,910 I don't have any business being in this conversation. 529 00:24:08,993 --> 00:24:10,829 Mike! You've gotta snap out of it! 530 00:24:10,912 --> 00:24:13,998 If Erica's gonna show her tits to everyone and probably blow a bunch of dudes, 531 00:24:14,082 --> 00:24:17,335 then there's no reason for you to be turning down fine tail like that. 532 00:24:17,419 --> 00:24:19,087 You need to have fun! 533 00:24:19,254 --> 00:24:20,422 I need to shower. 534 00:24:20,588 --> 00:24:21,631 Great idea! 535 00:24:21,715 --> 00:24:25,927 You guys go find a room, get changed, go put your game faces on, 536 00:24:26,011 --> 00:24:27,053 I'll get us a bunch of chicks. 537 00:24:27,137 --> 00:24:29,764 We'll meet up in an hour and rock this town like a hurri... 538 00:24:31,266 --> 00:24:32,934 Like a thunderstorm. 539 00:24:32,976 --> 00:24:33,393 540 00:24:39,607 --> 00:24:40,775 During Mardi Gras? 541 00:24:43,069 --> 00:24:45,071 Yeah, right! Hey, Larry. 542 00:24:45,155 --> 00:24:46,406 Now listen to what they just asked me. 543 00:24:46,489 --> 00:24:48,074 Ask me again. Go on. 544 00:24:48,158 --> 00:24:49,534 We were wondering... 545 00:24:49,617 --> 00:24:51,661 All right, hold on, hold on, hold on. Let me get a straight face. 546 00:24:54,622 --> 00:24:55,707 We were wondering... 547 00:24:57,584 --> 00:24:58,626 No. 548 00:25:00,045 --> 00:25:02,047 During Mardi Gras. 549 00:25:04,674 --> 00:25:06,634 Hey, ask me again, come on. 550 00:25:12,766 --> 00:25:14,434 Hey, are you the guys that asked about the vacant room? 551 00:25:14,517 --> 00:25:16,686 -Yeah. -Yeah. Can you help us out? 552 00:25:18,146 --> 00:25:20,106 That's really funny, douche bag. 553 00:25:38,166 --> 00:25:40,335 Like eating fish in a barrel. 554 00:25:48,134 --> 00:25:49,886 Ladies. 555 00:25:53,181 --> 00:25:55,016 Let's see what we got here, huh? 556 00:25:56,184 --> 00:25:57,477 Sir, may I take your order? 557 00:25:57,560 --> 00:25:59,938 Give me a Party Platter. 558 00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:02,982 After all, I do like to party. 559 00:26:03,358 --> 00:26:06,653 Sir, the Party Platter is recommended for groups of six or more. 560 00:26:07,737 --> 00:26:09,447 -Lame Girl? -Dickhead? 561 00:26:10,198 --> 00:26:11,366 What're you doing here? 562 00:26:13,368 --> 00:26:16,037 So you like, live at Mardi Gras? 563 00:26:16,663 --> 00:26:18,039 That's awesome! 564 00:26:18,540 --> 00:26:20,875 As you can see, I've added to my collection. 565 00:26:20,959 --> 00:26:23,920 If you see one that you like, I definitely see two that I like. 566 00:26:24,879 --> 00:26:26,339 Aren't you cute? 567 00:26:26,506 --> 00:26:28,258 I remember my first beer, too. 568 00:26:29,050 --> 00:26:30,385 I'll be right back with your order. 569 00:26:30,635 --> 00:26:31,678 So! 570 00:26:32,053 --> 00:26:34,556 I'm guessing three beautiful ladies such as yourselves 571 00:26:34,639 --> 00:26:36,641 could use someone to show them a good time. 572 00:26:36,725 --> 00:26:38,059 Hey, right? 573 00:26:38,268 --> 00:26:39,310 Here you go. 574 00:26:39,394 --> 00:26:40,437 Diet soda? 575 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:41,646 Tell you what. 576 00:26:41,730 --> 00:26:43,481 If I polish these babies off in five minutes or less, 577 00:26:43,565 --> 00:26:44,649 you give me your number? 578 00:26:44,733 --> 00:26:47,569 And how are either one of those scenarios attractive to me? 579 00:27:00,498 --> 00:27:02,834 They say these things are aphrodisiacs. 580 00:27:03,710 --> 00:27:05,837 It's totally working, by the way. 581 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:09,007 The three of you are giving me one hell of a giant boner. 582 00:27:10,091 --> 00:27:11,468 Giant. 583 00:27:15,096 --> 00:27:17,932 Wow. Still batting a thousand, Romeo. 584 00:27:18,224 --> 00:27:21,644 Listen, Lame Girl, by Fat Tuesday all the beautiful ladies in this city 585 00:27:21,728 --> 00:27:24,647 are gonna be lining up for a piece of Bartholomew T. Brown. 586 00:27:25,106 --> 00:27:28,234 Look, I say this out of compassion. 587 00:27:29,235 --> 00:27:30,445 Guys like you, 588 00:27:31,029 --> 00:27:34,699 you come down here desperate for attention, eager to overcompensate 589 00:27:34,783 --> 00:27:37,660 for whatever meagre existence you have in college. 590 00:27:37,744 --> 00:27:39,162 I see it every day. 591 00:27:39,788 --> 00:27:41,289 And it always ends badly. 592 00:27:41,623 --> 00:27:42,874 Trust me. 593 00:27:44,626 --> 00:27:45,669 Point taken. 594 00:27:45,752 --> 00:27:47,504 Challenge accepted. Game on. 595 00:28:01,643 --> 00:28:03,853 Nlike, I really gotta go to the bathroom. 596 00:28:03,937 --> 00:28:05,855 Maxjust went at the last hotel. 597 00:28:06,147 --> 00:28:07,482 Jesus, now you've got me doing it. 598 00:28:07,565 --> 00:28:09,651 Well, it's not Nlax this time, it's... 599 00:28:11,361 --> 00:28:13,363 You don't have a name for your ass? 600 00:28:14,239 --> 00:28:15,699 Who names their ass? 601 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:18,660 This is the place from last night. 602 00:28:18,868 --> 00:28:21,246 Well, maybe they had a cancellation or something. 603 00:28:25,709 --> 00:28:26,751 Hey. 604 00:28:26,835 --> 00:28:30,046 A little early for your dinner reservation, gentlemen. 605 00:28:30,672 --> 00:28:31,881 We figured it was along shot, 606 00:28:31,965 --> 00:28:35,010 but we just wanted to see if any rooms had opened up. 607 00:28:35,176 --> 00:28:36,761 Let me just check. 608 00:28:37,554 --> 00:28:38,596 No. 609 00:28:38,680 --> 00:28:40,306 The baby's head is starting to crown. 610 00:28:40,890 --> 00:28:43,977 Excuse me, sir, can you point me towards your nearest bathroom? 611 00:28:44,060 --> 00:28:46,021 The bathrooms are for guests only. 612 00:28:46,104 --> 00:28:47,439 Please, it's... it's an emergency. 613 00:28:47,522 --> 00:28:49,024 Then I suggest you call 911. 614 00:28:49,107 --> 00:28:51,609 You don't understand. This could do irreparable damage 615 00:28:51,693 --> 00:28:52,777 to my lower intestinal... 616 00:28:54,946 --> 00:28:57,198 -Meet me out front in 20. -Hey! 617 00:28:59,576 --> 00:29:00,785 Get back, don't... 618 00:29:02,829 --> 00:29:04,080 Security. 619 00:29:04,164 --> 00:29:05,749 One or two? 620 00:29:05,832 --> 00:29:07,000 Definitely number two. 621 00:29:12,672 --> 00:29:14,132 Hello. Are my eyes deceiving me 622 00:29:14,215 --> 00:29:17,052 or are you two dead ringers for the Olsen twins? 623 00:29:18,386 --> 00:29:21,222 No fighting over who gets to be Mary-Kate. 624 00:29:21,931 --> 00:29:23,558 How about letting me have a sip of your drink? 625 00:29:23,641 --> 00:29:24,726 Please, by all means. 626 00:29:26,895 --> 00:29:28,480 Hey, Mike! Perfect timing. I was just thinking 627 00:29:28,563 --> 00:29:30,315 that the four of us should continue this conversation... 628 00:29:30,398 --> 00:29:31,775 What's going on here? 629 00:29:33,234 --> 00:29:34,277 We should probably just go. 630 00:29:34,361 --> 00:29:35,987 No, no, no, bud. Let me handle this. 631 00:29:36,071 --> 00:29:37,364 Hey, listen, pal. 632 00:29:37,697 --> 00:29:39,115 You're ruining our game. 633 00:29:39,199 --> 00:29:41,993 Can't you see my boy and I are working these girls? 634 00:29:42,077 --> 00:29:44,037 You're "working them." 635 00:29:44,412 --> 00:29:45,497 Big time. 636 00:29:45,580 --> 00:29:48,917 We're trying to, you know, do them. 637 00:29:50,418 --> 00:29:53,588 Look, there's three sausages and two ovens. 638 00:29:54,130 --> 00:29:55,340 You do the math, big guy. 639 00:29:55,423 --> 00:29:58,093 They are 15 and 16, for God's sake! 640 00:29:58,259 --> 00:29:59,594 Three days we've been here, 641 00:29:59,678 --> 00:30:02,931 and you're the 100th college guy who's tried to get in my daughters' pants! 642 00:30:03,014 --> 00:30:04,057 Daughters? 643 00:30:05,266 --> 00:30:06,476 Did it work for any of them? 644 00:30:06,726 --> 00:30:09,521 I've got a good mind to check out of our hotel and go home right now! 645 00:30:09,604 --> 00:30:10,689 Daddy, no! 646 00:30:10,772 --> 00:30:11,815 Your dad's right! 647 00:30:13,274 --> 00:30:16,111 This is no place for girls your age. 648 00:30:16,528 --> 00:30:20,073 You don't need to deal with jerks like this harassing your daughters all week. 649 00:30:20,156 --> 00:30:21,408 And look at him, he's a slob. 650 00:30:21,491 --> 00:30:23,076 If I were you, 651 00:30:23,159 --> 00:30:24,244 I'd get out of here, too. 652 00:30:24,327 --> 00:30:26,663 And you! You owe this man an apology! 653 00:30:26,996 --> 00:30:29,916 He is obviously a responsible parent, 654 00:30:29,999 --> 00:30:33,086 who understands that impressionable young ladies 655 00:30:33,169 --> 00:30:38,008 should not be exposed to what is going on here on Bourbon Street. 656 00:30:40,093 --> 00:30:41,344 L.m 657 00:30:42,470 --> 00:30:43,805 Sorry? 658 00:30:44,597 --> 00:30:46,057 Come on, girls, let's go. 659 00:30:46,141 --> 00:30:47,475 And thank you. Come on! 660 00:30:47,559 --> 00:30:49,102 Daddy... 661 00:30:50,645 --> 00:30:52,022 What the hell was that? 662 00:30:52,105 --> 00:30:53,273 Watch and learn. 663 00:31:09,873 --> 00:31:11,624 We'll need turndown service later. Thank you. 664 00:31:35,231 --> 00:31:36,358 Holy shit. 665 00:31:42,489 --> 00:31:43,740 What're the odds? 666 00:31:46,951 --> 00:31:48,328 Well played, Michael. 667 00:31:50,997 --> 00:31:52,457 Checking out early, sir? 668 00:31:52,582 --> 00:31:53,792 Not early enough. 669 00:31:53,875 --> 00:31:56,086 Well, I'm sorry to hear that. 670 00:32:02,133 --> 00:32:03,176 Hello? 671 00:32:03,259 --> 00:32:04,594 You're never gonna guess whose room I'm in. 672 00:32:04,719 --> 00:32:06,137 -You're in someone's room? -Yeah. 673 00:32:07,055 --> 00:32:08,306 Come on, guess. 674 00:32:09,307 --> 00:32:11,184 You'll never get it in a million years. 675 00:32:11,434 --> 00:32:13,269 Tell me it's not Carmen Electra. 676 00:32:13,478 --> 00:32:14,646 Yeah. How did you know that? 677 00:32:14,729 --> 00:32:16,356 Because she just walked into the hotel. 678 00:32:16,439 --> 00:32:18,149 What hotel? This hotel? 679 00:32:18,525 --> 00:32:19,859 Finish up and get the hell out of there! 680 00:32:20,026 --> 00:32:21,069 Done and done. 681 00:32:21,486 --> 00:32:23,071 Please do come back, visit us again. 682 00:32:23,154 --> 00:32:24,406 Don't count on it. 683 00:32:28,576 --> 00:32:29,994 I believe you have a vacancy? 684 00:32:36,876 --> 00:32:37,919 Dude, what's up? 685 00:32:38,003 --> 00:32:39,713 -It won't flush. -What? 686 00:32:40,005 --> 00:32:43,133 There is a turd the size of a Norwegian cruise ship 687 00:32:43,216 --> 00:32:45,051 stranded in the toilet and it won't flush! 688 00:32:45,593 --> 00:32:46,636 Okay, relax. 689 00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,388 How am I supposed to relax? it's Carmen Electra! 690 00:32:48,805 --> 00:32:49,848 Jiggle the handle. 691 00:32:50,348 --> 00:32:51,808 Don't you think I tried that? 692 00:32:51,891 --> 00:32:54,310 How are they gonna know it's yours? Just get the hell out of there! 693 00:32:57,731 --> 00:32:59,274 It's getting so hot out there! 694 00:32:59,357 --> 00:33:00,483 I know! 695 00:33:01,067 --> 00:33:03,528 I can't believe how far we had to walk. 696 00:33:24,466 --> 00:33:26,259 Holy Nlary, Mother of Christ... 697 00:33:26,426 --> 00:33:28,261 We should wash up before the next parade. 698 00:33:42,192 --> 00:33:43,902 -I'm gonna go take a quick shower. -Okay. 699 00:33:48,073 --> 00:33:50,283 I think the maid used our bathroom. 700 00:33:50,492 --> 00:33:51,618 Gross! 701 00:34:24,109 --> 00:34:25,568 Dominique, do you have the soap? 702 00:34:25,652 --> 00:34:26,736 Yeah, it's right here. 703 00:34:49,634 --> 00:34:53,096 Don't use all the hot water. I want to take a quick shower, too. 704 00:34:54,180 --> 00:34:56,766 I'll try, but you know how bad these showers are. 705 00:34:57,017 --> 00:34:59,019 I'll just jump in with you. 706 00:35:09,195 --> 00:35:10,321 Gee, it's hot! 707 00:35:10,405 --> 00:35:11,614 That's nice. 708 00:35:11,698 --> 00:35:13,033 Don't get my hair wet. 709 00:35:13,074 --> 00:35:14,159 Will you wash my back? 710 00:35:14,242 --> 00:35:15,618 -Sure. -Thanks. 711 00:35:17,954 --> 00:35:20,165 Your hands are so soft. 712 00:35:21,166 --> 00:35:23,126 I wish I had your boobs. 713 00:35:23,209 --> 00:35:25,712 Oh, stop it. Your boobs are gorgeous! 714 00:35:27,339 --> 00:35:29,215 But yours are so perky. 715 00:35:30,216 --> 00:35:32,385 Thanks, but I'd kill for that ass. 716 00:35:35,180 --> 00:35:36,389 Not now, Max. 717 00:35:57,202 --> 00:36:00,038 I trust you had yourself a fine time trespassing. 718 00:36:00,663 --> 00:36:02,207 I am so very sorry. 719 00:36:02,290 --> 00:36:04,250 If I see you again, 720 00:36:04,459 --> 00:36:07,087 rest assured I will be calling the authorities. 721 00:36:07,962 --> 00:36:09,005 Okay. 722 00:36:09,089 --> 00:36:10,924 Aren't you forgetting something? 723 00:36:12,592 --> 00:36:13,635 That towel. 724 00:36:14,427 --> 00:36:16,179 That's hotel property. 725 00:36:17,347 --> 00:36:18,682 You do not want this towel. 726 00:36:18,723 --> 00:36:20,684 I most certainly do. 727 00:36:20,767 --> 00:36:22,811 -No, no, you do not want that towel! -I want that towel! 728 00:36:23,019 --> 00:36:24,354 -Just give me that towel. -You don't! 729 00:36:24,437 --> 00:36:26,773 I will have that towel, sir... 730 00:36:27,857 --> 00:36:30,110 I will have the towel! 731 00:36:44,916 --> 00:36:46,167 I'll show myself out. 732 00:36:50,130 --> 00:36:52,465 Well, there's no sweet-ass balcony, 733 00:36:53,133 --> 00:36:55,802 but you gotta admire the craftsmanship of the bricks. 734 00:36:57,012 --> 00:36:59,139 We got showers and beds! 735 00:36:59,514 --> 00:37:01,433 It's fantastic! Did Scottie call? 736 00:37:04,185 --> 00:37:05,228 Are you kidding me? 737 00:37:07,647 --> 00:37:08,982 God damn it! 738 00:37:12,068 --> 00:37:13,278 What's wrong? 739 00:37:13,903 --> 00:37:15,280 Get cleaned up, buddy boy. 740 00:37:16,072 --> 00:37:17,282 We're going out. 741 00:37:18,533 --> 00:37:20,744 Who are you and what have you done with Mike? 742 00:37:22,787 --> 00:37:23,913 Showtime. 743 00:37:39,054 --> 00:37:40,180 I don't even wanna know. 744 00:37:41,389 --> 00:37:42,724 Dude, get out of there. 745 00:37:42,807 --> 00:37:44,351 Something in that fountain smells like shit! 746 00:37:45,477 --> 00:37:46,519 Hurry up. Dry off. 747 00:37:47,562 --> 00:37:48,688 Got somewhere to be. 748 00:37:51,191 --> 00:37:52,609 Did you guys shower? 749 00:38:02,410 --> 00:38:05,830 Okay, people, we're about to start another contest. 750 00:38:05,914 --> 00:38:08,416 Win passes to the hottest party in town! 751 00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:11,670 All teams to the stage. It's the Maxim Party! 752 00:38:11,753 --> 00:38:13,046 You don't wanna miss this. 753 00:38:13,129 --> 00:38:15,090 We don't want to miss this! 754 00:38:15,882 --> 00:38:17,634 It only happens once a year, 755 00:38:17,717 --> 00:38:20,178 and this is your chance to get in on the action! 756 00:38:20,220 --> 00:38:24,349 This is gonna be the biggest party ever with all the hottest guys and girls. 757 00:38:24,391 --> 00:38:25,975 You don't wanna go home and tell your friends 758 00:38:26,059 --> 00:38:28,144 that you didn't have a kick-ass Mardi Gras, do you? 759 00:38:28,228 --> 00:38:31,398 Don't miss this opportunity to party like a rock star 760 00:38:31,481 --> 00:38:34,442 at the most exclusive event in the city. 761 00:38:34,776 --> 00:38:36,111 It's the Maxim Party! 762 00:38:36,319 --> 00:38:39,489 All teams sign up with Zane at the front of the stage! 763 00:38:39,531 --> 00:38:42,075 Hey, sailor, what brings you to the ultimate destination 764 00:38:42,117 --> 00:38:44,244 for incredible bar contests? 765 00:38:44,327 --> 00:38:45,620 And half-price beers. 766 00:38:45,745 --> 00:38:47,956 Actually, I'm looking for the girl I've been stalking. 767 00:38:48,039 --> 00:38:49,207 She said she'd be here. 768 00:38:49,290 --> 00:38:51,042 Well, maybe you can buy me a drink till she shows up. 769 00:38:51,793 --> 00:38:53,753 Can't talk. Max has gotta pee. Hi. 770 00:38:55,338 --> 00:38:56,381 So that's Scottie. 771 00:38:56,464 --> 00:38:58,091 -Who is Max? -it's his penis. 772 00:38:59,134 --> 00:39:01,177 What, you and your friends don't refer to your... 773 00:39:01,261 --> 00:39:02,303 Vaginae. 774 00:39:02,637 --> 00:39:03,805 Nlike, it's cool! 775 00:39:03,888 --> 00:39:06,057 All women name their vaginae. It's endearing. 776 00:39:06,182 --> 00:39:07,267 Really? 777 00:39:07,350 --> 00:39:08,601 No! it's creepy and weird. 778 00:39:08,852 --> 00:39:10,854 Why would we do that? 779 00:39:10,937 --> 00:39:13,189 Who can drink more beer than me? 780 00:39:14,149 --> 00:39:15,233 No one! 781 00:39:15,316 --> 00:39:18,278 Who's more amazing at life than I am? 782 00:39:18,570 --> 00:39:19,946 No one! 783 00:39:21,573 --> 00:39:22,615 Hey, Mike! 784 00:39:24,492 --> 00:39:26,119 We've been friends since ninth grade. 785 00:39:26,411 --> 00:39:28,038 Really? That's great. 786 00:39:28,163 --> 00:39:29,205 Yeah. 787 00:39:29,289 --> 00:39:30,665 You know, good friends are hard to come by. 788 00:39:30,749 --> 00:39:34,544 Apparently they' re also creepy, weird, and really loud. 789 00:39:34,669 --> 00:39:35,962 What'll it be, guys? 790 00:39:36,046 --> 00:39:37,088 Two of your largest, bluest 791 00:39:37,172 --> 00:39:40,300 and most ridiculous umbrella-laden drinks, preferably on fire. 792 00:39:41,009 --> 00:39:42,135 How did you know my drink? 793 00:39:42,218 --> 00:39:43,511 Everybody loves the Flaming Lucy. 794 00:39:44,095 --> 00:39:45,305 Bump did something stupid. 795 00:39:45,472 --> 00:39:46,598 And that would surprise me because... 796 00:39:46,681 --> 00:39:48,600 All right, one last entry! 797 00:39:48,683 --> 00:39:50,894 Please welcome to the stage 798 00:39:50,935 --> 00:39:53,980 Bump, Scottie, and Mike! 799 00:39:56,107 --> 00:39:58,568 Come on! Maxim Party! 800 00:39:58,651 --> 00:40:01,321 All the hot girls for Mardi Gras are gonna be there. 801 00:40:01,363 --> 00:40:03,907 Remember. Free drinks, hot music 802 00:40:03,948 --> 00:40:07,660 and, of course, the special guest host is Carmen Electra! 803 00:40:08,328 --> 00:40:10,622 We're doing this! We're doing this! Let's go! 804 00:40:11,373 --> 00:40:12,415 Well? 805 00:40:13,666 --> 00:40:15,919 I don't really do this sort of thing. 806 00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:19,172 You know, I'm really more the safe guy than the crazy guy. 807 00:40:19,589 --> 00:40:22,759 Well, that's too bad, 'cause the girls and I are going to that party. 808 00:40:23,802 --> 00:40:25,553 But, no, you play it safe. That sounds fun. 809 00:40:25,637 --> 00:40:28,807 Check out yesterday's winner for a preview of the action. 810 00:40:41,486 --> 00:40:42,570 Lucy. 811 00:40:42,654 --> 00:40:43,780 Meet Erica. 812 00:40:43,988 --> 00:40:45,115 Erica, Lucy. 813 00:40:47,617 --> 00:40:49,577 Looks like I have a contest to win. 814 00:40:50,203 --> 00:40:51,579 Yeah, Mike! 815 00:40:53,415 --> 00:40:56,167 Let the Wet T-shirt Olympics begin! 816 00:41:02,340 --> 00:41:04,217 I'm feeling sexy now! 817 00:41:04,718 --> 00:41:06,720 All right, neck to neck. 818 00:41:06,803 --> 00:41:09,014 Ifyou drop the orange, you're out! 819 00:41:10,056 --> 00:41:11,099 Go! 820 00:41:12,642 --> 00:41:14,894 To your right. No, to your other right. 821 00:41:17,063 --> 00:41:18,898 Something still smells like shit. 822 00:41:20,233 --> 00:41:22,694 Now it's getting hot. 823 00:41:29,576 --> 00:41:31,953 We have a drop. 824 00:41:32,579 --> 00:41:34,080 Sorry, ladies. 825 00:41:35,915 --> 00:41:37,083 Yeah! 826 00:41:40,879 --> 00:41:42,088 Sorry, ladies. 827 00:41:42,964 --> 00:41:45,842 Three teams left. On to round two. 828 00:41:48,845 --> 00:41:51,806 Show us your tits, show us your tits... 829 00:41:53,725 --> 00:41:55,685 Now we are partying! 830 00:41:56,519 --> 00:41:58,355 I don't wanna show 'em my tits. 831 00:41:58,438 --> 00:42:00,815 Relax. Now, when we're passing the orange next time... 832 00:42:00,899 --> 00:42:03,026 Bring out the cherries! 833 00:42:03,443 --> 00:42:04,611 This is gonna be bad. 834 00:42:04,694 --> 00:42:06,029 Mouth to mouth! 835 00:42:06,237 --> 00:42:07,655 Slowest team walks. 836 00:42:07,989 --> 00:42:09,032 Go! 837 00:42:11,618 --> 00:42:13,828 Well, the girls are off to an early lead. 838 00:42:14,496 --> 00:42:16,706 Our guys seem to be lagging behind. 839 00:42:16,790 --> 00:42:18,041 Thank God! 840 00:42:18,875 --> 00:42:20,502 The guys are going for it. 841 00:42:20,543 --> 00:42:23,296 Grab it! Suck it out of my goddamn mouth. 842 00:42:23,630 --> 00:42:25,382 Come on, girls, please don't let us down. 843 00:42:25,465 --> 00:42:26,883 We need you! 844 00:42:29,219 --> 00:42:30,387 Oh, Jesus! 845 00:42:33,348 --> 00:42:35,475 We have a drop. Great! 846 00:42:35,558 --> 00:42:37,644 Another team of girls eliminated. 847 00:42:37,977 --> 00:42:40,188 God bless America! 848 00:42:53,368 --> 00:42:54,828 Oh, come on! 849 00:42:56,204 --> 00:42:59,499 Two teams left. Three beautiful ladies... 850 00:43:02,502 --> 00:43:06,089 And three stupid losers who are ruining this for everyone. 851 00:43:06,256 --> 00:43:09,259 Don't you listen to that glorified carnie. We got this in the bag! 852 00:43:09,926 --> 00:43:12,095 You know this is gonna be a great party! 853 00:43:12,137 --> 00:43:14,848 VIP entry. Bottomless drinks. 854 00:43:15,265 --> 00:43:18,351 Speaking of bottomless, I think it's time to take it up a notch! 855 00:43:20,228 --> 00:43:22,814 I told you this was gonna be hot, didn't I? 856 00:43:22,897 --> 00:43:24,858 Now this is more like it! 857 00:43:25,567 --> 00:43:27,861 What kind of misogynist contest is this? 858 00:43:28,361 --> 00:43:29,696 Look, there's no shame in quitting. 859 00:43:29,779 --> 00:43:31,406 Eat me, douche bag! 860 00:43:31,448 --> 00:43:33,158 We're gonna be champions of the world! 861 00:43:33,700 --> 00:43:34,993 Scottie, take off your pants. 862 00:43:35,201 --> 00:43:37,328 -Oh, no. -Look! 863 00:43:37,412 --> 00:43:39,539 There are more of those at the party. 864 00:43:39,622 --> 00:43:41,291 And Carmen's gonna be there! 865 00:43:41,332 --> 00:43:42,417 Okay, I'm in! 866 00:43:52,344 --> 00:43:56,056 You know, you're allowed to switch to boxers when you turn 13. 867 00:43:56,139 --> 00:43:58,099 -I hate you. -I know you do, old friend. 868 00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:00,226 Come on, Nlike, take it off! 869 00:44:00,643 --> 00:44:03,021 Don't worry, hope isn't lost yet. 870 00:44:03,772 --> 00:44:04,898 Bring it on! 871 00:44:05,899 --> 00:44:08,485 Let's show the girls how much we love them. 872 00:44:08,902 --> 00:44:11,613 Zane, bring out the bananas! 873 00:44:12,614 --> 00:44:13,698 Bananas? 874 00:44:13,782 --> 00:44:14,824 I don't mind being avirgin. 875 00:44:14,908 --> 00:44:16,493 Shut up. It can't be that bad. 876 00:44:16,576 --> 00:44:19,537 You're gonna pass it from here to here, 877 00:44:19,621 --> 00:44:21,456 and end up here. 878 00:44:21,498 --> 00:44:24,167 And of course, no hands allowed. 879 00:44:24,250 --> 00:44:25,919 Okay. It's completely horrible. 880 00:44:26,169 --> 00:44:28,213 Fastest team gets the passes. Go! 881 00:44:32,926 --> 00:44:34,678 This is more like it! 882 00:44:34,928 --> 00:44:36,012 Damn, that's hot. 883 00:44:40,100 --> 00:44:41,518 Okay, boys. 884 00:44:47,565 --> 00:44:49,693 All right, we are winning this goddamn contest! 885 00:44:49,818 --> 00:44:51,486 All right, the girls are way ahead. 886 00:44:52,153 --> 00:44:53,196 All right, Bump. 887 00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:55,782 Do me quick and professional. 888 00:44:58,618 --> 00:45:00,203 Wait, you guys are actually going for it? 889 00:45:00,286 --> 00:45:01,329 Oh, Jesus! 890 00:45:01,413 --> 00:45:02,455 Okay, please watch it. 891 00:45:02,831 --> 00:45:03,998 No! 892 00:45:09,462 --> 00:45:11,631 Scottie! Turn around and take it like a man. 893 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:13,633 -I quit! -Get him, Mike! 894 00:45:15,427 --> 00:45:17,762 Come on, girls, faster! Get in there! 895 00:45:18,471 --> 00:45:21,599 Oh, my God, no! Please! Can't we... No, no... 896 00:45:22,100 --> 00:45:24,436 Close your eyes. it'll go faster. 897 00:45:27,689 --> 00:45:29,065 I love you, buddy. 898 00:45:29,774 --> 00:45:30,817 No! 899 00:45:30,900 --> 00:45:32,694 Yes! 900 00:45:33,319 --> 00:45:35,030 Congratulations to our winners. 901 00:45:35,113 --> 00:45:36,489 Thank you. 902 00:45:38,908 --> 00:45:40,618 More sausage for the party. 903 00:45:40,827 --> 00:45:42,245 Way to go, crazy man. 904 00:45:42,537 --> 00:45:43,663 So I guess I'll see you tonight? 905 00:45:43,997 --> 00:45:45,248 Count on it. 906 00:45:50,670 --> 00:45:52,547 This party better be amazing. 907 00:45:52,589 --> 00:45:53,006 908 00:46:02,849 --> 00:46:04,392 Back of the line, boys. 909 00:46:04,476 --> 00:46:08,229 Stop right there. We're VIPs. We're on the list. 910 00:46:10,482 --> 00:46:11,733 Everyone over there's on the list. 911 00:46:15,028 --> 00:46:17,655 About how long do you expect we'll be waiting in line? 912 00:46:17,864 --> 00:46:19,366 I think you know the answer to that. 913 00:46:20,700 --> 00:46:21,743 -Have fun. -What the hell, 914 00:46:21,826 --> 00:46:23,370 you just let in those guys with the chicks. 915 00:46:24,704 --> 00:46:25,789 Chicks. 916 00:46:25,872 --> 00:46:27,957 What do you mean? We've got chicks. They're in there. 917 00:46:28,792 --> 00:46:30,960 I know. "Everyone's got chicks in there." 918 00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:35,382 I took a banana up my ass. 919 00:46:36,466 --> 00:46:39,094 Step aside, guys. You're not gettin' in without girls and costumes. 920 00:46:40,804 --> 00:46:42,931 Okay, new plan. 921 00:46:43,223 --> 00:46:44,391 We head back to Bourbon Street, 922 00:46:44,474 --> 00:46:47,185 and don't stop drinking until somebody vomits all over Scottie. 923 00:46:47,268 --> 00:46:48,853 -Who's in? -I took a banana up my ass! 924 00:46:48,937 --> 00:46:50,897 Guys! Guys, guys! 925 00:46:51,523 --> 00:46:53,900 We're goin' to this party. I'm seeing Lucy. 926 00:46:53,983 --> 00:46:56,611 We're not gonna sit around some crappy bar, drinking cheap beer, 927 00:46:56,695 --> 00:46:58,363 pretending like everything's perfect. All right? 928 00:46:58,446 --> 00:47:00,365 -That's not why we came down... -Did you hear that? 929 00:47:01,741 --> 00:47:03,785 I think Mike's ballsjust dropped! 930 00:47:04,786 --> 00:47:07,497 Listen, while I appreciate your enthusiasm, 931 00:47:07,580 --> 00:47:08,957 that line's not moving. 932 00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:12,293 Plus, you heard the man. We're not getting in there unless we've got some tail. 933 00:47:12,919 --> 00:47:13,962 Well, I got an idea. 934 00:47:14,671 --> 00:47:16,506 So what do these cousins of yours look like? 935 00:47:16,589 --> 00:47:18,174 What? You're picky all of a sudden? 936 00:47:18,258 --> 00:47:19,426 But yeah, are they hot? 937 00:47:19,759 --> 00:47:21,052 Well, I haven't seen them since they were 10, 938 00:47:21,136 --> 00:47:24,014 but from what I remember, hopefully they've improved. 939 00:47:24,264 --> 00:47:25,306 Well, this sounds lovely. 940 00:47:26,474 --> 00:47:28,768 I don't care how they look, they're still my family. 941 00:47:28,852 --> 00:47:29,894 You treat them right. 942 00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:34,607 Cousin Michael? 943 00:47:40,155 --> 00:47:42,407 I'm gonna make a large donation to a charity of your choosing 944 00:47:42,490 --> 00:47:43,533 if you just let me suck on one... 945 00:47:44,159 --> 00:47:46,411 Janice, Cousin Mike is here! 946 00:47:47,704 --> 00:47:48,788 Cousin Mike! 947 00:47:49,539 --> 00:47:50,874 It's been so long! 948 00:47:52,292 --> 00:47:53,793 Wow! 949 00:47:53,877 --> 00:47:56,087 Twins? He didn't say they were twins. 950 00:47:56,463 --> 00:47:57,881 Twins are always hot. Always. 951 00:47:57,964 --> 00:48:00,467 I think Mike's family's a little closerthan most, right? 952 00:48:00,884 --> 00:48:02,385 They're pretty close. it's... 953 00:48:02,469 --> 00:48:04,054 Okay... That's enough. 954 00:48:04,304 --> 00:48:05,472 So... 955 00:48:05,764 --> 00:48:08,016 These are my friends, Bump and Scottie. 956 00:48:08,099 --> 00:48:09,142 Hi. 957 00:48:09,225 --> 00:48:11,353 Need a place to crash? You could share my bed. 958 00:48:11,436 --> 00:48:12,479 Or my bed. 959 00:48:12,562 --> 00:48:14,898 Lt'sjust a little small, but we could squeeze together. 960 00:48:15,899 --> 00:48:17,901 Actually, what we were talkin' about was maybe 961 00:48:17,984 --> 00:48:19,152 hittin' up this costume party later tonight, 962 00:48:19,319 --> 00:48:20,779 and I didn't know what you were up to tonight... 963 00:48:20,862 --> 00:48:21,988 We'd love to go! 964 00:48:22,322 --> 00:48:24,199 Let's get some costumes. 965 00:48:24,282 --> 00:48:25,492 Great! 966 00:48:26,201 --> 00:48:27,410 Jackpot! 967 00:48:27,452 --> 00:48:27,869 968 00:48:29,913 --> 00:48:31,039 These are gonna be so crazy. 969 00:48:31,122 --> 00:48:33,249 These... And you're gonna get the same exact one as me. 970 00:48:34,417 --> 00:48:37,045 Normally, I'd be disgusted by the idea of incest. 971 00:48:37,671 --> 00:48:40,590 But quite honestly, if you don't bang the shit out of those two, 972 00:48:40,674 --> 00:48:42,258 I'm gonna punch you right in your face. 973 00:48:43,301 --> 00:48:45,178 -They're my cousins. -I don't care! 974 00:48:45,595 --> 00:48:46,638 We're right next to Mississippi. 975 00:48:46,721 --> 00:48:49,265 If we don't get any traffic, I'll have you there in an hour, 976 00:48:49,349 --> 00:48:51,059 and you'll be married to one of them by midnight. 977 00:48:51,142 --> 00:48:52,394 I need to borrow you. 978 00:48:56,189 --> 00:48:57,482 I hate you. 979 00:48:59,317 --> 00:49:00,568 Oh, God! 980 00:49:00,652 --> 00:49:02,070 -What? -What're you doing? 981 00:49:02,153 --> 00:49:05,031 We need a family member's perspective. 982 00:49:05,156 --> 00:49:06,616 Yeah, what do you think? 983 00:49:07,158 --> 00:49:09,369 You are both beautiful. 984 00:49:12,706 --> 00:49:15,583 We want your opinion on our costumes! 985 00:49:15,667 --> 00:49:17,460 We want to make sure our outfits are appropriate. 986 00:49:17,836 --> 00:49:20,338 You both look, you both look very good. 987 00:49:20,422 --> 00:49:21,756 Does my butt look okay in this? 988 00:49:21,923 --> 00:49:22,966 I gotta go. 989 00:49:23,174 --> 00:49:24,217 But you just came. 990 00:49:24,426 --> 00:49:25,719 Almost. 991 00:49:29,139 --> 00:49:30,306 'Sup? 992 00:49:31,641 --> 00:49:32,892 What the hell are you supposed to be? 993 00:49:33,018 --> 00:49:35,603 A giant hotdog. What the hell does it look like? 994 00:49:35,687 --> 00:49:38,023 The classy, genteel Southern Plantation Owner. 995 00:49:38,106 --> 00:49:39,149 You look ridiculous. 996 00:49:39,232 --> 00:49:40,775 Thanks, I appreciate that. Unfortunately, 997 00:49:40,859 --> 00:49:42,777 this store only had one costume left in my size. 998 00:49:42,861 --> 00:49:46,114 So, considering what my options are, I think I look quite dignified. 999 00:49:47,907 --> 00:49:50,410 Jesus, Scottie, what the hell is taking you so long? 1000 00:49:50,493 --> 00:49:51,536 Just pick one, already. 1001 00:49:51,619 --> 00:49:54,414 This is really important. The right costume could get me to second base. 1002 00:49:54,497 --> 00:49:56,583 Wrong costume... It could be deadly. 1003 00:49:57,083 --> 00:49:58,626 Well, there's obviously no contest. 1004 00:49:58,710 --> 00:50:00,337 -Get the Smurf. -Smurf? 1005 00:50:01,212 --> 00:50:02,964 Really, I was kind ofthinkin' Cowboy. 1006 00:50:03,048 --> 00:50:04,966 Scottie, Smurfs are awesome. 1007 00:50:05,258 --> 00:50:07,802 They're cuddly, they're there for you on a rainy day. 1008 00:50:07,886 --> 00:50:10,096 What about that suggests that you won't get any? 1009 00:50:10,513 --> 00:50:11,806 Everything? 1010 00:50:12,432 --> 00:50:15,435 You know what, I'm goin' Cowboy. Cowboys are rough and rugged. 1011 00:50:15,518 --> 00:50:19,272 Okay, this costume says, "Watch out, ladies, Ideal with horses and Indians." 1012 00:50:19,522 --> 00:50:22,901 Yeah. It also says, "if left alone on a snowy mountaintop in a pup tent, 1013 00:50:22,984 --> 00:50:24,027 "l might do a dude." 1014 00:50:24,944 --> 00:50:25,987 What? 1015 00:50:26,071 --> 00:50:27,614 Cowboys are gay! 1016 00:50:28,865 --> 00:50:30,658 -When did that happen? -Are you serious? 1017 00:50:31,451 --> 00:50:34,662 Scottie, do you remember when New Kids on the Block was cool for like a week, 1018 00:50:34,746 --> 00:50:37,082 and then it became totally, utterly gay? 1019 00:50:38,375 --> 00:50:39,417 Not really. 1020 00:50:39,876 --> 00:50:43,254 Same thing's happening here. Cowboys jumped the gay shark. 1021 00:50:43,797 --> 00:50:45,840 You know, Bump? I'm gettin' the Cowboy, all right? 1022 00:50:46,257 --> 00:50:48,927 Okay. Well, we'll swing by a drugstore, pick you up some body spray, 1023 00:50:49,010 --> 00:50:50,637 and a pack of ass condoms. 1024 00:50:50,679 --> 00:50:51,096 1025 00:51:05,652 --> 00:51:07,445 I wonder if Erica called. 1026 00:51:10,448 --> 00:51:12,909 Oh, my gosh! I am so stupid. 1027 00:51:13,493 --> 00:51:14,536 What? 1028 00:51:15,245 --> 00:51:16,663 I forgot to put my panties back on. 1029 00:51:16,746 --> 00:51:17,956 -Janice... -I know. 1030 00:51:18,039 --> 00:51:19,582 I am such a scatterbrain! 1031 00:51:22,877 --> 00:51:25,171 I think your phone's poking me. 1032 00:51:35,849 --> 00:51:37,559 Sorry about that. 1033 00:51:39,769 --> 00:51:40,854 You gotta be kidding me. 1034 00:51:40,937 --> 00:51:42,731 Wait for it... 1035 00:51:48,361 --> 00:51:49,654 Have fun. 1036 00:51:53,616 --> 00:51:55,285 What... You said that if I brought... 1037 00:51:55,368 --> 00:51:56,661 Two girls, two guys. 1038 00:51:56,745 --> 00:51:58,329 No. Guys? 1039 00:51:58,997 --> 00:52:00,373 Guys! 1040 00:52:24,647 --> 00:52:26,191 Don't say anything! 1041 00:52:27,692 --> 00:52:28,943 Hey, where's Bump? 1042 00:52:29,361 --> 00:52:31,112 Must be getting drinks. 1043 00:52:31,446 --> 00:52:33,156 Mikey, we wanna dance. 1044 00:52:34,991 --> 00:52:36,201 1045 00:52:39,621 --> 00:52:41,956 Hey, thought that was you guys. 1046 00:52:42,040 --> 00:52:45,919 So, listen, I sort of have this arrangement with the bouncer, 1047 00:52:46,002 --> 00:52:47,962 he's a good friend of mine from the gym. 1048 00:52:48,046 --> 00:52:51,841 Anyway, I was wondering, how would you lovely ladies like to cut the line? 1049 00:52:53,343 --> 00:52:56,137 -Yeah. Yeah, sure. -Yeah, sure, great. 1050 00:52:56,221 --> 00:52:58,223 Yes. Awesome stuff. 1051 00:52:59,849 --> 00:53:02,852 So, I wasn't sure if you'd recognise me in this outfit. 1052 00:53:02,936 --> 00:53:05,230 We had that moment at the oyster place. 1053 00:53:07,899 --> 00:53:09,484 You four together? 1054 00:53:09,567 --> 00:53:10,777 Not him. 1055 00:53:12,320 --> 00:53:15,198 So that's how it is? Fine! 1056 00:53:15,281 --> 00:53:19,452 I hope you have a good time at the party. I don't wanna go anyway. 1057 00:53:19,536 --> 00:53:20,745 'Sup, ladies? 1058 00:53:38,930 --> 00:53:40,348 Hey, Carmen, it's me! 1059 00:53:41,016 --> 00:53:42,600 Hey, Carmen! it's me, too! 1060 00:53:45,103 --> 00:53:47,397 We don't need her, bro. She's not that hot, anyway. 1061 00:53:49,190 --> 00:53:50,233 This one? 1062 00:53:52,235 --> 00:53:54,320 I didn't mean it. She's hot as shit. 1063 00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,866 Miss Electra requests your company in the VIP room. 1064 00:54:17,844 --> 00:54:18,887 Lucy! 1065 00:54:20,847 --> 00:54:21,973 Mikey, come back! 1066 00:54:27,645 --> 00:54:28,688 Hey! 1067 00:54:29,022 --> 00:54:31,191 I thought that was you dancing with the hotties. 1068 00:54:31,608 --> 00:54:32,817 Those are just my cousins. 1069 00:54:33,902 --> 00:54:36,154 All right. You got a lot of weird shit goin' on, don't you? 1070 00:54:36,571 --> 00:54:37,614 You don't know the half of it. 1071 00:54:45,789 --> 00:54:46,831 Dance with me? 1072 00:54:48,458 --> 00:54:49,501 Okay. 1073 00:55:03,765 --> 00:55:05,892 I'm beginning to thank Bump for draggin' me down here. 1074 00:55:21,741 --> 00:55:23,201 -Hey, come here. -No! 1075 00:55:25,370 --> 00:55:26,955 Don't come back! 1076 00:55:28,331 --> 00:55:31,292 I'm prepared to make a civil rights issue out of this! 1077 00:55:31,376 --> 00:55:33,378 Dudes are people, too. 1078 00:55:34,462 --> 00:55:35,505 Hey! 1079 00:55:36,589 --> 00:55:39,342 Say, great costume. 1080 00:55:39,718 --> 00:55:42,554 Thanks. I like your whole Colonel Sanders thing. 1081 00:55:42,887 --> 00:55:47,183 I have a brilliant idea, and 100 bucks. 1082 00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:48,935 Excuse me? 1083 00:55:56,693 --> 00:55:57,736 Hold on a minute. 1084 00:55:57,819 --> 00:56:01,573 It's okay. My girls are already inside. I'm the anchor. 1085 00:56:01,656 --> 00:56:02,824 -The anchor? -You know, 1086 00:56:02,907 --> 00:56:04,617 the chick some asshole's gotta bone 1087 00:56:04,701 --> 00:56:07,871 so his boy can do her hot friend. C'est la vie. 1088 00:56:10,123 --> 00:56:12,083 Dude, go home. 1089 00:56:12,208 --> 00:56:14,377 Look who it is, the big winner! 1090 00:56:14,461 --> 00:56:16,838 What're you supposed to be, a douche bag? 1091 00:56:19,215 --> 00:56:21,551 I was gonna put a cock in my mouth and go as your mom. 1092 00:56:21,801 --> 00:56:23,678 Let's do the Sprinkler. 1093 00:56:23,928 --> 00:56:25,180 Ready? 1094 00:56:25,972 --> 00:56:28,850 All right. All right, I can get behind that. 1095 00:56:28,933 --> 00:56:30,477 All right. 1096 00:56:34,105 --> 00:56:35,607 -What is this? -Shopping cart. 1097 00:56:35,857 --> 00:56:37,108 Shopping cart! 1098 00:56:43,615 --> 00:56:47,577 So I told Harrison Ford, "Don't you talk to me like that, Harrison Ford! 1099 00:56:47,660 --> 00:56:49,287 "Do you know who you're talking to?" 1100 00:56:49,371 --> 00:56:50,622 But he's a doll. 1101 00:56:51,289 --> 00:56:53,875 So what does a stylist do, anyway? 1102 00:56:53,958 --> 00:56:55,627 What doesn't a stylist do? 1103 00:56:56,670 --> 00:56:59,964 Pick out makeup, hair, shoes, clothes. 1104 00:57:00,382 --> 00:57:02,634 By the way, I love your little outfit. 1105 00:57:03,134 --> 00:57:04,552 Giddy up. 1106 00:57:06,971 --> 00:57:08,473 Oh, here! Have more champagne. 1107 00:57:08,556 --> 00:57:09,641 I'm... I'm good. 1108 00:57:09,849 --> 00:57:11,226 I did, one, two, three, four... 1109 00:57:11,309 --> 00:57:13,144 -And then, five... -Don't be a pussy. 1110 00:57:15,689 --> 00:57:17,148 Can I borrow your friend for a second? 1111 00:57:19,401 --> 00:57:20,694 Hi. 1112 00:57:21,111 --> 00:57:22,153 You havin' a good time? 1113 00:57:22,862 --> 00:57:25,198 -Yeah. -Listen, I have a confession to make. 1114 00:57:25,407 --> 00:57:26,658 I lost your necklace. 1115 00:57:28,118 --> 00:57:29,160 I found it. 1116 00:57:29,244 --> 00:57:30,328 What are the odds? That's... 1117 00:57:30,412 --> 00:57:31,621 That's what I said! 1118 00:57:33,998 --> 00:57:35,166 It must be fate. 1119 00:57:35,667 --> 00:57:37,627 I have to go make an appearance on the dance floor... 1120 00:57:37,711 --> 00:57:39,421 You know anyone that might be interested... 1121 00:57:40,380 --> 00:57:41,506 Then let's go. 1122 00:57:52,767 --> 00:57:55,186 This is one of the best parties I've ever been to. 1123 00:57:55,979 --> 00:57:58,314 Yeah. it's pretty cool. 1124 00:58:05,739 --> 00:58:06,781 Mike? 1125 00:58:08,199 --> 00:58:09,701 -What're you doing here? -Me? 1126 00:58:10,326 --> 00:58:12,454 Ls your grandfather feeling better all of a sudden? 1127 00:58:13,038 --> 00:58:14,080 Nlike, maybe I should just... 1128 00:58:14,164 --> 00:58:15,206 No, one second, Lucy. 1129 00:58:16,041 --> 00:58:17,834 I sent your family flowers. 1130 00:58:18,418 --> 00:58:21,379 And the next thing I know, you're flashing all of Mardi Gras! 1131 00:58:21,921 --> 00:58:24,716 Okay! Okay, you're right. All right, I lied. 1132 00:58:26,176 --> 00:58:27,719 I'm sorry. I just didn't think you'd understand. 1133 00:58:28,136 --> 00:58:29,346 What wouldn't I understand? 1134 00:58:30,221 --> 00:58:33,308 It's our senior year. I mean, all the girls were coming down here... 1135 00:58:33,558 --> 00:58:35,101 it's my last chance to blow off some steam. 1136 00:58:37,896 --> 00:58:39,439 So that's what this is about. 1137 00:58:39,522 --> 00:58:40,899 Your friends drag you down here... 1138 00:58:41,274 --> 00:58:44,486 You see me flash a couple of guys, and now, you're pissed. 1139 00:58:44,569 --> 00:58:46,154 So, you kiss this girl to get back at me. 1140 00:58:47,739 --> 00:58:50,450 Come on. That's not my Mike. 1141 00:58:51,076 --> 00:58:52,744 Well, maybe you don't know the real Nlike. 1142 00:58:54,913 --> 00:58:56,247 Oh, yes, I do. 1143 00:58:59,334 --> 00:59:00,669 Goodbye, Mike. 1144 00:59:04,673 --> 00:59:08,927 Let's go back home, and everything will go back to the way it was before. 1145 00:59:09,427 --> 00:59:11,137 If we hurry, we can still catch Idol. 1146 00:59:11,513 --> 00:59:12,764 Whoa, wait a minute. 1147 00:59:12,847 --> 00:59:13,890 I don't wanna watch Idol. 1148 00:59:14,140 --> 00:59:16,184 Okay. Well, we can watch something else then. 1149 00:59:16,685 --> 00:59:18,436 I don't wanna watch something else. 1150 00:59:18,520 --> 00:59:20,271 I don't wanna do any of that any more. 1151 00:59:20,605 --> 00:59:23,525 I wanna be right here, at this party. 1152 00:59:23,900 --> 00:59:25,944 Because this is me, Erica. 1153 00:59:27,362 --> 00:59:29,030 What are you saying? 1154 00:59:29,114 --> 00:59:30,448 It's over. 1155 00:59:33,743 --> 00:59:36,287 What're you gonna do? Run to your little slut? 1156 00:59:38,289 --> 00:59:40,792 If I wanted a slut, I'd stay here with you. 1157 00:59:44,754 --> 00:59:46,006 What? 1158 00:59:48,258 --> 00:59:49,551 Lucy! Wait. 1159 00:59:49,634 --> 00:59:51,553 Look, you don't need to explain, I get it. 1160 00:59:51,970 --> 00:59:53,096 We all have our roles, Mike. 1161 00:59:53,471 --> 00:59:55,890 -And that's your girlfriend. -Lucy... 1162 00:59:55,974 --> 00:59:57,517 I'm just a girl you've known for 24 hours. 1163 00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:00,061 Lucy, I'm sorry, you... You don't understand. 1164 01:00:04,524 --> 01:00:06,109 Have fun at the party? 1165 01:00:06,818 --> 01:00:08,236 Where the hell have you been? 1166 01:00:09,779 --> 01:00:12,365 Funny you should mention that. 1167 01:00:12,449 --> 01:00:16,119 Right out here where you left me. Thank you so much! 1168 01:00:16,202 --> 01:00:19,039 I was worried I might actually partake in my own plans. 1169 01:00:19,372 --> 01:00:20,999 Well, I'm sorry, all right? 1170 01:00:21,458 --> 01:00:22,667 I got bigger problems to deal with. 1171 01:00:22,751 --> 01:00:24,961 Bigger problems than leaving your best friend behind? 1172 01:00:25,045 --> 01:00:27,172 Well, my best friend would have listened to me 1173 01:00:27,255 --> 01:00:29,341 when I said I wanted to go back to school. 1174 01:00:29,799 --> 01:00:33,428 Whoa, wow! Are we really back on that again? 1175 01:00:33,511 --> 01:00:38,016 Look! Ifyou weren't here, Erica still would've shown her fun bags, 1176 01:00:38,099 --> 01:00:41,019 and you'd still be kissing the ground that she walks on! 1177 01:00:41,186 --> 01:00:42,771 Nothing has changed. 1178 01:00:42,854 --> 01:00:44,689 Well, maybe ignorance is bliss. 1179 01:00:44,856 --> 01:00:47,692 You can't possibly believe that shit! 1180 01:00:48,818 --> 01:00:51,821 You know, Nlike, in some messed-up way, 1181 01:00:51,905 --> 01:00:55,033 this is the best weekend of your life, and you have me to thank for it. 1182 01:00:55,742 --> 01:00:58,161 Well, thank you, Bump. 1183 01:00:58,495 --> 01:01:02,874 Thank you for being the obnoxious novelty act that you are. 1184 01:01:08,755 --> 01:01:12,509 Okay, Mike. Good luck. 1185 01:01:13,802 --> 01:01:17,389 Somewhere in this city, there are people worthy of my friendship. 1186 01:01:25,730 --> 01:01:26,815 Where the hell is Scottie? 1187 01:02:01,266 --> 01:02:04,769 You're my only friend, beignet. lt'sjust you and me. 1188 01:02:15,739 --> 01:02:17,282 Sorry, we're closed. 1189 01:02:21,453 --> 01:02:22,537 Oh, baby. 1190 01:02:22,996 --> 01:02:26,207 This is not a good look. You know, that dress makes you look fat. 1191 01:02:28,001 --> 01:02:29,961 I'm gonna ask you something, Lame Girl. 1192 01:02:31,046 --> 01:02:32,797 Would you say I'm a novelty act? 1193 01:02:35,216 --> 01:02:36,259 Ask me that again. 1194 01:02:38,219 --> 01:02:40,221 I'm sorry, were you fishing for sympathy? 1195 01:02:44,142 --> 01:02:45,185 Okay. 1196 01:02:45,268 --> 01:02:48,396 I'm probably gonna regret asking, but... 1197 01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:49,522 What's wrong? 1198 01:02:50,398 --> 01:02:53,401 I just try to show everyone a good time, you know? 1199 01:02:53,485 --> 01:02:55,820 Is one awesome weekend too much to ask? 1200 01:02:56,112 --> 01:02:58,990 You know, if you'd been nicer to me, I'd be more inclined to help your cause. 1201 01:02:59,199 --> 01:03:03,161 I have been nothing but nice to you since the moment we met! 1202 01:03:03,370 --> 01:03:05,163 You call me Lame Girl! 1203 01:03:08,291 --> 01:03:09,668 Okay. 1204 01:03:13,963 --> 01:03:15,382 You... 1205 01:03:16,841 --> 01:03:19,260 You have nice eyes, Ann Marie. 1206 01:03:26,726 --> 01:03:28,728 Tonight, you're off duty. I'm in charge. 1207 01:03:30,605 --> 01:03:32,524 It's time you saw the real Mardi Gras. 1208 01:03:34,526 --> 01:03:35,652 Put on a clean shirt. 1209 01:03:51,793 --> 01:03:53,753 See? isn't this great? 1210 01:03:53,837 --> 01:03:55,797 Yeah. Yeah, it's... it's great! 1211 01:03:56,631 --> 01:03:58,717 When are we going back to Mardi Gras? 1212 01:03:59,050 --> 01:04:01,302 Bump, this is Mardi Gras! 1213 01:04:02,220 --> 01:04:04,472 Look, you see that man Ieadin' the band? 1214 01:04:04,556 --> 01:04:07,434 He's been doin' this for almost 40 years! 1215 01:04:08,393 --> 01:04:10,812 Mardi Gras is not Girls Gone Wild. 1216 01:04:10,895 --> 01:04:12,647 It's not just tits and beads. 1217 01:04:12,897 --> 01:04:15,316 It's about family, tradition. 1218 01:04:16,276 --> 01:04:18,820 Come on, show me what you got! 1219 01:04:27,412 --> 01:04:29,247 Right. Too soon. 1220 01:04:31,124 --> 01:04:34,336 Hi. IVlay I speak with the hotel operator, please? 1221 01:04:34,919 --> 01:04:36,171 Thank you. 1222 01:04:36,755 --> 01:04:39,341 This is Mike Morgan. I'm inquiring about a guest. 1223 01:04:40,258 --> 01:04:44,012 I was wondering if you have a Lucy Mills staying there. 1224 01:04:46,264 --> 01:04:47,557 No? 1225 01:04:48,516 --> 01:04:50,060 All right. Thank you. 1226 01:04:51,227 --> 01:04:54,105 Mills. Mills! 1227 01:04:54,397 --> 01:04:55,982 Lucy Mills! 1228 01:04:56,066 --> 01:04:57,692 My tone? 1229 01:04:57,776 --> 01:05:00,028 You've got a problem with my tone? 1230 01:05:00,111 --> 01:05:03,448 Well, my tone has a problem with your... Hello? 1231 01:05:03,531 --> 01:05:06,201 Hi, this is Lucy Mills. 1232 01:05:06,284 --> 01:05:09,412 I'm trying to track down Mike Morgan. 1233 01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:11,122 Thank you. 1234 01:05:13,249 --> 01:05:16,211 Will you please hold on a moment? I am actually... I'm getting another call. 1235 01:05:19,798 --> 01:05:21,007 -Hello? -Hello? 1236 01:05:22,050 --> 01:05:24,427 -Hello? Hello... -Hello? Hello. 1237 01:05:24,761 --> 01:05:26,638 Hello... 1238 01:05:28,098 --> 01:05:32,560 I am not the one causing the problem here, sir. 1239 01:05:32,644 --> 01:05:34,688 And frankly, I don't think this is any way 1240 01:05:34,771 --> 01:05:35,814 for you to conduct your business. 1241 01:05:35,897 --> 01:05:39,609 So, I would like you to please patch me into your supervisor. 1242 01:06:03,133 --> 01:06:04,342 Where am I? 1243 01:06:10,306 --> 01:06:11,599 Carmen! 1244 01:06:12,142 --> 01:06:16,187 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1245 01:06:19,190 --> 01:06:20,734 Yes! 1246 01:06:23,319 --> 01:06:25,113 Nlax, you did it. 1247 01:06:26,740 --> 01:06:28,241 Good morning, my angel! 1248 01:06:29,951 --> 01:06:32,829 It may be a good morning, but it was a great evening, sweetie. 1249 01:06:46,885 --> 01:06:49,095 I can't believe you're even awake! 1250 01:06:49,179 --> 01:06:52,807 After that performance, you deserve to sleep for a week! 1251 01:06:54,476 --> 01:06:55,727 Now... 1252 01:06:57,520 --> 01:06:59,272 You've gotta eat at least some of this. 1253 01:06:59,773 --> 01:07:01,232 You need to build up your strength. 1254 01:07:02,108 --> 01:07:04,361 Someone was quite the tiger, hmm? 1255 01:07:06,237 --> 01:07:07,822 I don't remember anything. 1256 01:07:07,906 --> 01:07:12,410 So you don't remember Security calling because of all the noise you were making? 1257 01:07:13,286 --> 01:07:14,579 Noise? 1258 01:07:14,662 --> 01:07:17,290 They said it sounded like the Fourth of July in here. 1259 01:07:18,041 --> 01:07:20,251 I don't... I'm feeling queasy. 1260 01:07:23,713 --> 01:07:24,923 Juice? 1261 01:07:25,465 --> 01:07:26,883 Nlax, you're gay? 1262 01:07:43,358 --> 01:07:44,776 -Thank you. -Sir. 1263 01:07:50,115 --> 01:07:51,282 -Bump, you know, I didn't... -Me, too. 1264 01:07:51,366 --> 01:07:53,576 Okay, let's not do the whole thing. I rule, you rule. 1265 01:07:53,660 --> 01:07:56,955 You're not an asshole, I have overcompensation issues etcetera, etcetera. 1266 01:07:57,163 --> 01:07:58,206 Okay. 1267 01:07:58,289 --> 01:07:59,332 Rough night? 1268 01:07:59,958 --> 01:08:02,794 I was a moron. And I gotta make things right with Lucy. 1269 01:08:02,877 --> 01:08:05,839 Broad story, I'd offer to help you out, 1270 01:08:05,922 --> 01:08:07,716 but my vagina's in the shop. 1271 01:08:08,299 --> 01:08:10,427 Truffle? They're really fabulous. 1272 01:08:10,510 --> 01:08:11,553 No, thank you. 1273 01:08:14,264 --> 01:08:19,894 So I hung out with this chick last night, and she's pretty lame, but I don't know... 1274 01:08:19,978 --> 01:08:21,104 There's something about her. 1275 01:08:21,187 --> 01:08:23,440 Do I sense feelings from Bump? 1276 01:08:23,606 --> 01:08:24,691 Let's not go overboard. 1277 01:08:24,774 --> 01:08:26,818 I'm definitely capable of getting a hotter chick. 1278 01:08:26,901 --> 01:08:28,069 I mean, don't get me wrong, 1279 01:08:28,153 --> 01:08:31,156 she's probably like a six-and-a-half, maybe a seven on a good day. 1280 01:08:31,906 --> 01:08:34,117 She's a little old, but I figure she's got a couple of years 1281 01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:35,785 before she hits the wall. 1282 01:08:36,369 --> 01:08:37,412 Gonna introduce me? 1283 01:08:38,163 --> 01:08:41,499 You are lucky I even give you the time of day, fat boy. 1284 01:08:42,375 --> 01:08:44,127 Ann Marie. Charmed. 1285 01:08:45,211 --> 01:08:48,590 See that? Kind of lame, but kind of somethin'. 1286 01:08:49,382 --> 01:08:51,051 -Scottie! -Where the hell have you been? 1287 01:08:51,217 --> 01:08:53,428 All right. I'm just gonna get this out in the open. 1288 01:08:53,970 --> 01:08:55,347 Max had sex last night. 1289 01:08:55,764 --> 01:08:57,265 Oh, my God! Congratulations! 1290 01:08:57,349 --> 01:08:58,975 -This is huge! -That is awesome, man. 1291 01:08:59,059 --> 01:09:00,101 With a dude. 1292 01:09:00,393 --> 01:09:01,436 Can I help you? 1293 01:09:01,519 --> 01:09:04,397 If only you could. But my penis just isn't that into you. 1294 01:09:05,357 --> 01:09:06,816 Guys, I know it's a lot to digest, 1295 01:09:07,192 --> 01:09:09,110 and I've given it a lot of thought, and it's not all bad. 1296 01:09:09,569 --> 01:09:10,612 On the one hand, 1297 01:09:10,695 --> 01:09:13,573 I'm gonna have a clean apartment, beautiful clothes, washboard abs, 1298 01:09:13,656 --> 01:09:16,618 and I'll finally be able to admit that I know every word on the Wicked soundtrack. 1299 01:09:17,869 --> 01:09:19,412 Plus I'll be having a shitload of sex! 1300 01:09:20,038 --> 01:09:21,956 On the downside, it'll be with guys. 1301 01:09:22,040 --> 01:09:24,542 So, you know, there's that, but whatever, it's four to one. Right? 1302 01:09:25,043 --> 01:09:26,503 That's a pretty big one. 1303 01:09:26,711 --> 01:09:28,546 So you're gay! Whatever, right? 1304 01:09:28,630 --> 01:09:30,215 The point is, you got laid! 1305 01:09:30,298 --> 01:09:32,592 Yeah. You got laid. 1306 01:09:34,010 --> 01:09:35,053 That's awesome. 1307 01:09:35,136 --> 01:09:36,429 Yes! That's really great. 1308 01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:38,640 You're gonna pound so much... Butt. 1309 01:09:39,057 --> 01:09:41,393 But just so we're clear, I'm... I'm not gay. You know? 1310 01:09:42,143 --> 01:09:44,020 -You're... You're not? -No, no, Max is the gay one. 1311 01:09:44,437 --> 01:09:46,898 I'm a straight man living with a gay penis. 1312 01:09:48,650 --> 01:09:49,693 I'm Scottie, by the way. 1313 01:09:49,776 --> 01:09:51,444 Baby, you're gay. 1314 01:09:53,530 --> 01:09:57,534 Well, guys, I guess this is Fat Tuesday. 1315 01:09:57,617 --> 01:09:59,661 So much for that Bourbon Street balcony. 1316 01:09:59,744 --> 01:10:02,247 Could be worse. At least we're all together, right? 1317 01:10:02,872 --> 01:10:04,999 A balcony? ls that all y'all want? 1318 01:10:05,458 --> 01:10:06,584 Come on, fellas. 1319 01:10:08,378 --> 01:10:09,587 Come on! 1320 01:10:21,349 --> 01:10:23,351 Hello, Tommy. Band these guys. 1321 01:10:24,144 --> 01:10:25,937 -What's goin' on? -I have no idea. 1322 01:10:26,271 --> 01:10:28,189 That's gonna clash. Do you have it in yellow? 1323 01:10:30,817 --> 01:10:32,360 -Good evening, Ann Marie. -Hey, Carl! 1324 01:10:32,444 --> 01:10:34,237 -Hey, Ann Marie! -Hey, Laura. 1325 01:10:38,241 --> 01:10:39,659 Who are you? 1326 01:10:43,747 --> 01:10:44,789 How's this? 1327 01:10:45,957 --> 01:10:47,584 My dad's the hotel manager. 1328 01:10:47,834 --> 01:10:49,586 I get this room every Mardi Gras. 1329 01:10:49,669 --> 01:10:51,463 Are you shitting me! 1330 01:10:52,922 --> 01:10:56,217 You know, you're not entirely lame after all, Lame Girl. 1331 01:10:56,593 --> 01:10:58,803 I was only gonna invite a few friends over. 1332 01:10:59,304 --> 01:11:00,430 Unless you have a better idea. 1333 01:11:04,517 --> 01:11:05,852 Gentlemen... 1334 01:11:07,103 --> 01:11:09,189 What do you say to a little soiree? 1335 01:11:49,270 --> 01:11:50,855 Yeah, baby! 1336 01:11:52,357 --> 01:11:54,693 -Oh, yeah, yeah, yes! For you! -Wow! 1337 01:12:03,243 --> 01:12:04,285 What the fuck? 1338 01:12:05,078 --> 01:12:06,621 All right, I've had enough. 1339 01:12:06,705 --> 01:12:07,831 I'm gonna go find Ann Marie. 1340 01:12:07,914 --> 01:12:09,457 Whoa! What about your balcony? 1341 01:12:09,791 --> 01:12:14,963 Mike! Sometimes the best part of the party isn't the party. 1342 01:12:15,046 --> 01:12:16,172 You know what I mean? 1343 01:12:16,589 --> 01:12:18,299 I know exactly what you mean. 1344 01:12:18,341 --> 01:12:19,426 That doesn't even make sense! 1345 01:12:19,467 --> 01:12:21,761 What's the best part of the party if it's not the party? 1346 01:12:22,512 --> 01:12:24,973 I don't even know what you're talking about... Is this a straight thing? 1347 01:12:25,056 --> 01:12:26,099 Scottie! 1348 01:12:27,475 --> 01:12:28,560 Carmen? 1349 01:12:28,810 --> 01:12:30,854 Get down here, you silly boy! 1350 01:12:31,104 --> 01:12:32,147 Me? 1351 01:12:32,230 --> 01:12:34,065 Yeah, get down here now. 1352 01:12:35,358 --> 01:12:36,860 Listen. 1353 01:12:37,694 --> 01:12:39,779 If I don't make it back alive, 1354 01:12:39,863 --> 01:12:41,448 you tell the world Scottie Smith got laid. 1355 01:12:41,740 --> 01:12:43,033 All right. 1356 01:12:43,116 --> 01:12:44,576 Maybe leave out the part about it being with a dude. 1357 01:12:49,539 --> 01:12:50,749 Scottie! 1358 01:12:51,249 --> 01:12:53,084 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 1359 01:12:53,501 --> 01:12:54,544 What are you doin', bro? 1360 01:13:07,807 --> 01:13:09,225 Are you okay? I... 1361 01:13:09,309 --> 01:13:11,436 Yeah. I'm fine. 1362 01:13:11,519 --> 01:13:12,771 Where did you disappear to? 1363 01:13:13,355 --> 01:13:15,148 I was a little uncomfortable. 1364 01:13:15,565 --> 01:13:17,442 I think it was his first three-way. 1365 01:13:19,486 --> 01:13:20,987 A three-way? 1366 01:13:21,905 --> 01:13:22,947 You were there? 1367 01:13:22,989 --> 01:13:24,366 Yeah, silly. 1368 01:13:25,075 --> 01:13:26,576 -With Jonathan? -Jonathan? 1369 01:13:26,659 --> 01:13:29,287 No. Jonathan has a boyfriend. 1370 01:13:31,247 --> 01:13:32,290 But isn't he great? 1371 01:13:32,457 --> 01:13:34,167 I'm so glad you guys had a chance to talk. 1372 01:13:34,250 --> 01:13:35,627 I asked him to bring you breakfast. 1373 01:13:36,628 --> 01:13:38,129 Who... Who was the third? 1374 01:13:40,715 --> 01:13:42,092 Max. 1375 01:13:42,467 --> 01:13:46,179 You mean, you, me, and Max? 1376 01:13:47,972 --> 01:13:49,307 You mean... 1377 01:13:50,308 --> 01:13:51,768 I'm not... He's not... 1378 01:13:55,146 --> 01:13:56,523 Mike! 1379 01:13:56,606 --> 01:13:57,732 Max isn't gay! 1380 01:13:58,149 --> 01:13:59,818 Hey, all right, man! 1381 01:14:00,151 --> 01:14:03,822 Max isn't gay! Max isn't gay! 1382 01:14:08,159 --> 01:14:10,161 I had sex with Carmen Electra! 1383 01:14:21,923 --> 01:14:23,174 Lucy! 1384 01:14:23,466 --> 01:14:24,676 Lucy! 1385 01:14:29,806 --> 01:14:32,225 Your friends do know there's an elevator, right? 1386 01:14:39,691 --> 01:14:41,109 Lucy! 1387 01:14:41,192 --> 01:14:42,527 Lucy! 1388 01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:50,702 Lucy! 1389 01:14:50,785 --> 01:14:51,828 Lucy! 1390 01:14:52,245 --> 01:14:53,455 Lucy, can you hear me? 1391 01:14:53,538 --> 01:14:54,581 Hey! You suck! 1392 01:14:55,665 --> 01:14:57,334 Lucy! 1393 01:14:57,417 --> 01:14:58,460 Where are you, Lucy? 1394 01:14:58,543 --> 01:15:01,087 Lucy, where can you be? 1395 01:15:01,212 --> 01:15:02,297 Lucy! 1396 01:15:02,380 --> 01:15:03,923 Lucy! 1397 01:15:04,007 --> 01:15:07,052 Lucy! Lucy! Lucy! Lucy! 1398 01:15:07,635 --> 01:15:09,471 Come on, man! I'm trying to find this girl. 1399 01:15:09,554 --> 01:15:10,597 Lucy! Lucy! 1400 01:15:10,680 --> 01:15:12,474 Guys, please, please! Cut it out. 1401 01:15:12,849 --> 01:15:13,933 Her! 1402 01:15:15,894 --> 01:15:16,936 Lucy! 1403 01:15:23,234 --> 01:15:24,402 What do you want? 1404 01:15:24,486 --> 01:15:25,528 You! 1405 01:15:26,571 --> 01:15:27,614 What? 1406 01:15:27,697 --> 01:15:29,282 He wants you! 1407 01:15:30,116 --> 01:15:31,910 What about your girlfriend? 1408 01:15:34,496 --> 01:15:37,624 Do you see me hijacking a parade float to talk to her? 1409 01:15:38,583 --> 01:15:40,502 You said last night 1410 01:15:40,585 --> 01:15:42,379 that we all have our roles. 1411 01:15:42,837 --> 01:15:45,674 What I didn't know is that I've been playing a role 1412 01:15:45,757 --> 01:15:47,384 for far too long. 1413 01:15:47,801 --> 01:15:48,968 A role that isn't me! 1414 01:15:49,469 --> 01:15:50,762 So who are you? 1415 01:15:51,054 --> 01:15:52,097 What? 1416 01:15:52,138 --> 01:15:54,265 Who are you? 1417 01:15:54,432 --> 01:15:56,476 I'm the guy you met yesterday. 1418 01:15:56,559 --> 01:15:59,938 The guy who, who kissed two dudes with a cherry in his mouth. 1419 01:16:00,021 --> 01:16:02,774 The guy who deep-throated a banana! 1420 01:16:04,317 --> 01:16:05,610 That's not what it sounds like. 1421 01:16:05,652 --> 01:16:07,862 Mike! We've only known each other for like... 1422 01:16:07,946 --> 01:16:10,281 Thirty-nine and a half hours! 1423 01:16:11,908 --> 01:16:15,245 Now, I know last night was crazy, and I know things could've gone better. 1424 01:16:15,620 --> 01:16:18,748 But I have never felt this way before. 1425 01:16:18,832 --> 01:16:21,126 And I will do anything to prove that to you! 1426 01:16:21,751 --> 01:16:22,794 Show your tits! 1427 01:16:23,586 --> 01:16:25,338 Show your tits! 1428 01:16:25,422 --> 01:16:26,965 Show your tits! 1429 01:16:27,507 --> 01:16:28,675 Guys, come on, now. Let's... 1430 01:16:28,717 --> 01:16:31,970 Show your tits! Show your tits! 1431 01:16:54,784 --> 01:16:56,202 Fuck it. 1432 01:17:06,046 --> 01:17:07,297 Cousin Mike! 1433 01:17:10,425 --> 01:17:12,010 Yeah! 1434 01:17:20,477 --> 01:17:21,728 You've earned these. 1435 01:17:22,812 --> 01:17:24,022 Not yet. 1436 01:17:27,817 --> 01:17:30,028 I'm gonna have to ask for these back now. 1437 01:17:33,448 --> 01:17:35,116 Will you please stop that? 1438 01:17:36,451 --> 01:17:38,286 Get up here and make me! 1439 01:18:02,227 --> 01:18:03,687 What happened to playing it safe? 1440 01:18:04,229 --> 01:18:05,313 Safe sucks. 1441 01:18:17,784 --> 01:18:19,160 Whoa! 1442 01:18:19,202 --> 01:18:20,328 Yeah. 1443 01:18:21,329 --> 01:18:22,789 Hi, Mike. 1444 01:18:23,039 --> 01:18:24,082 I saw your penis. 1445 01:18:26,209 --> 01:18:27,460 That was very upsetting. 1446 01:18:28,878 --> 01:18:30,255 Hi. Big fan. 1447 01:18:30,630 --> 01:18:32,298 I'm a big fan. 1448 01:18:32,590 --> 01:18:34,009 So where're we going for spring break? 1449 01:18:34,092 --> 01:18:35,677 Rio, baby! 1450 01:18:35,844 --> 01:18:37,345 All right, I have been talking to a bunch of people, 1451 01:18:37,429 --> 01:18:38,513 and they all say the same thing. 1452 01:18:38,596 --> 01:18:41,599 They got a Mardi Gras that's way more, way more messed up than this. 1453 01:18:42,183 --> 01:18:46,312 Plus, Brazil's doing some really good things with vaginae these days. 1454 01:18:47,480 --> 01:18:48,648 What, too far? 1455 01:18:48,732 --> 01:18:49,774 I'm heading to Cancun. 1456 01:18:49,858 --> 01:18:52,694 Cancun? More like cannot-stop-taking-shits. 1457 01:18:52,777 --> 01:18:54,362 You ever drink the water down there, Carmen? 1458 01:18:54,446 --> 01:18:55,697 What about Daytona Beach? 1459 01:18:55,739 --> 01:18:57,323 Yeah. Or South Padre. 1460 01:18:57,407 --> 01:18:59,325 Guys, guys, guys! 1461 01:18:59,409 --> 01:19:00,744 We're coming back to New Orleans! 1462 01:19:02,287 --> 01:19:04,414 The greatest goddamn city in the world! 1463 01:19:04,497 --> 01:19:05,582 To Mardi Gras! 1464 01:19:05,665 --> 01:19:07,042 -To Mardi Gras. -To Mardi Gras! 1465 01:19:07,375 --> 01:19:08,710 Mardi Gras! 1466 01:19:40,575 --> 01:19:42,077 It was so good seeing Cousin Mike. 1467 01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:44,954 I know, it was so sweet of him to come visit. 1468 01:19:45,038 --> 01:19:46,873 I wish he could've stayed longer. 1469 01:19:46,956 --> 01:19:49,501 Me, too. It was sad to see him leave. 1470 01:19:49,834 --> 01:19:52,754 You know, this is gonna sound kind of weird, 1471 01:19:53,630 --> 01:19:56,174 but there was one thing I wanted to do with him. 1472 01:19:57,676 --> 01:19:59,010 Do you know what I'm thinking? 1473 01:19:59,177 --> 01:20:00,261 Totally. 1474 01:20:00,303 --> 01:20:01,596 Apple picking! 1475 01:20:03,181 --> 01:20:05,684 -That would've been so great. -I know. 1476 01:20:07,977 --> 01:20:09,354 Also, I wish he would've fucked us. 1477 01:20:09,437 --> 01:20:10,522 Big time. 1478 01:20:14,317 --> 01:20:18,530 What has two thumbs, a hard-on, and wants this guy to get laid? 1479 01:20:19,364 --> 01:20:20,490 This guy. 1480 01:20:20,573 --> 01:20:23,827 Who has more better odds in life than me? 1481 01:20:24,703 --> 01:20:25,745 Oh, boy. 1482 01:20:33,044 --> 01:20:35,171 They want these, they gotta show bush. 1483 01:20:35,255 --> 01:20:36,464 They gotta show a little pussy bush. 1484 01:20:36,548 --> 01:20:38,133 Gotta show a little vag bush. 1485 01:20:38,216 --> 01:20:39,634 Vag pussy bush. 1486 01:20:52,856 --> 01:20:54,107 I thought that... 1487 01:20:54,190 --> 01:20:55,316 I didn't get my line out. 1488 01:20:56,568 --> 01:20:58,570 Hey, you got a lot of... 1489 01:20:58,945 --> 01:21:00,238 Which fucking floor? 1490 01:21:00,321 --> 01:21:01,364 Number two. 1491 01:21:08,038 --> 01:21:10,415 I wanna make Mardi Gras my bitch! 1492 01:21:14,711 --> 01:21:17,088 I know you lost your mind, little white boy. 1493 01:21:17,339 --> 01:21:19,090 Gonnatake you more than $100. 1494 01:22:02,759 --> 01:22:03,927 No! 1495 01:22:05,136 --> 01:22:06,262 Hang on, one more. 1496 01:22:07,305 --> 01:22:08,556 No! 1497 01:22:16,731 --> 01:22:18,900 She lied and showed all of New Orleans his tits. 1498 01:22:18,942 --> 01:22:20,485 -Hey, don't you have a game? -His tits? 1499 01:22:21,486 --> 01:22:23,571 Her tits. Jesus Christ. 1500 01:22:27,409 --> 01:22:28,493 Fuck! 1501 01:22:36,334 --> 01:22:38,670 Fuck, the bow tie just fell off! 1502 01:22:42,007 --> 01:22:45,093 I remember the first time I got an erection on the set. 1503 01:22:45,552 --> 01:22:47,012 It was tonight, Duane. 1504 01:22:53,643 --> 01:22:55,270 Join us tomorrow... 1505 01:22:55,353 --> 01:22:56,521 Crap. 1506 01:22:56,563 --> 01:22:58,815 All of a sudden the shit scene's looking good, huh? 1507 01:23:12,037 --> 01:23:13,580 Coming through. 1508 01:23:40,357 --> 01:23:42,275 The chicks! They came back! 1509 01:23:45,862 --> 01:23:47,238 My grandfather died. 1510 01:23:47,238 --> 01:23:55,580 generated by: Team21@!duasatu.com 1511 01:23:56,152 --> 01:24:01,152 Sync to Web-DL Ahmad_NiceBoy108210