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Tonight, we uncover a heavy stream of reports

of a disease outbreak more deadly than cancer.

Common symptoms include large blisters on the skin

from sun exposure.

News reports confirm the recent discovery

that blood donation facilities

have knowingly been distributing blood

to these so-called vampires around the world.

...only now discovered the aggressiveness

of this new mutated disease.

Doctors are baffled at the sheer number of people

affected by this disease

and how it's been hidden for so long, up until now.

This is a result of deficiencies

of active enzymes in the liver and skin.

It was first discovered by King George III of England

in 1811, when he was diagnosed with this disease.

After several rumored attacks, a person claiming to be

one of the vampire sectional leaders

has come forward to make an official statement

and address the public's concerns.

This is simply a disease that we are

that we are suffering from.

We are, uh, we are not monsters.

We are simply people trying to survive.

What about the news reports of vampires using

blood-donation facilities?

Well, I'd like to make a point about that.

The-the-the people who have donated blood

have done so on a voluntary basis.

No one was forced to give blood

at these participating facilities.

Is there anything else you'd like to tell our audience?

Uh...

W- we have feelings just like anybody else.

We, uh...

We just want to co-exist in peace.

We don't wanna hurt anyone in any way, shape or form.

And we sincerely hope that people feel that way about us.

- It's, this is on. - ...get this gig.

- Sure you wanna... - Yeah. Okay.

Hi. Uh, I-I'm Benny. This is...

This is my first time out in the field.

I thought it'd be great to document my experience

because I'm gonna be joining that team in there.

That's Mike. That dude's a legend.

He's one of the biggest names as far as documentarians go.

He actually uncovered the evidence that linked

the blood donation facilities to all the vampires.

I swear to God, there is something seriously wrong.

- Oh, yeah. - I'm not kidding.

There's Carrie. She's pretty hot, isn't she?

She's been Mike's right-hand man, uh, woman

since the beginning.

Not everyone can be as slop as you.

Oh, and that's Aaron. He's my sister's husband.

He sort of runs the station.

Think he's about to announce

that I'm gonna be joining the team.

Okay. So...

We just got the go ahead

to film that supposed vampire family.

Alright! I knew it.

I'm sure they're just a bunch of nuts

but it'll be good for the ratings.

I figured they were gonna give it to us

when we broke the story.

Now, we gotta go over a few things.

- Okay. - One...

They only want three people in the house.

Hold on a second, Aaron, you know we have a crew

of ten, uh, seven, minimum to be able to do the job.

You're gonna have three this time. That's all they want.

That's the way they want it, that's the way it's gonna be.

Fine. Uh, do you want to give Evan a call?

I mean, he's good at multitasking.

Probably call Don. He's probably available.

- He just finished... - Uh...

- You're taking Benny. - Benny?

As-as in your-your brother-in-law?

As in my brother-in-law.

Uh, Aaron, he doesn't have the proper experience

to be on this crew.

He'll be fine.

I'm sick and tired of my wife breaking

my balls I don't give this kid enough to do.

I'm sure you can appreciate

the importance of me being...

He'll be fine. Benny, get in here!

And turn that goddamn camera off!

Oh, shit. Coming.

You'll be working with Mike and Carrie

on that vampire story.

- Is that camera off? - Oh, yeah. It-it's off.

I'm gonna go over this with you.

While you're in the house

you may not bring with you...

any crosses, rosary beads...

holy water, steaks...

This is ridiculous.

Look, this is what they want.

Well, how do we know they're not gonna infect us

or kill us?

They're not gonna infect or kill you.

Now, this is all coming from the sect leader.

Well, what is a sect leader?

The sectional leader.

He's the one that arranged all this.

They want you to go there tonight.

While you're in the house, I want you to report to me.

Aye-aye, captain.

- Any other questions? - Oh, uh...

Oh, shuck.

Do we have permission to stake them

in the heart if they vamp out on us?

Mike, you're in charge here.

So you fuck up, you know what.

Thanks, Aaron.

- You're in trouble. - I'm not in trouble.

I wish I had that recorded

so I could play it back.

Actually I, I did record it.

- Really? - That...

Yeah. I-I thought it'd be...

That's good. Can you shut the camera off?

I thought you'd do that.

I never stop rollin'... bitch.

Benny, quit jerkin' off!

Alright.

She's a little cranky right now

since Carrie and him, you know...

You understand how expensive a Lavalier mic is?

Today's our first day of production.

We just got the official word

that we've been granted exclusive access...

Benny. Benny, pay attention. Okay?

These batteries are charged, right?

- Uh... - Did you...

Did you charge the other ones like I asked you to?

Uh, yeah. They're almost ready.

- This should be filmed. - Alright, Carrie...

Can you take notes? We're gonna take inventory.

Yeah.

Come on, Benny, let's do this. Call it out.

Alright, we have two main DSLRs.

- Okay, there's one. - Two DSLRs.

- Battery is in here. - Alright.

- Keep it goin'. - What else?

And then we got two of these handhelds.

- You've the case for this? - No, you have the case for...

Benny, you're gonna get the case for this.

Come on, I don't have all day.

We've three of these hidden IP cameras

capable of transmitting their signal to a phone app.

Check these things out. These are bad-ass, huh?

Mm-hmm. What else?

Uh, we also have this Hi8.

- Hi8. - Okay...

Why are you bringing a Hi8 along?

For night vision.

I thought it'd be cool to have and stuff.

Yeah, that's gonna come in real handy, Benny.

Oh, uh, and last but not least

we have two of these wireless HD micro cameras.

They're the size of a shirt button.

Can I get one to spy on my roommate?

You wanna spy on your roommate?

- Yeah, I'm positive. - We could've...

- Oh, my God, please. - What?

It's not like I haven't seen it before.

Oh, my God!

- Uh, alright, Benny... - Is that it?

Okay, it's really cute that you're filming

but can you stop? I mean, I don't...

Or why are you filming? I don't even understand.

Well, I'm also documenting the journey.

You know, so we can get everything.

That's good. Why don't you cut and help us load up the gear?

Start by getting the case for this handheld.

- Please... - Really?

- Yeah. - Why don't you shut up?

- Right. - Did you finish the inventory?

I can't read your handwriting.

Benny, the case for this handheld.

Let's load up the truck. Come on.

Do you remember what I said when we first started dating?

They are still at it.

What are you talking about?

You honestly don't remember what I said?

No, I don't remember. That was five years ago.

It's nice to know that I had such little meaning...

- Oh, my God, fucking, drop it. - Fine.

Wait here.

- W-where's he going? - Beats me.

What the hell? Is he running into that church?

No, he's coming back now.

Sounds like you two had some issues to work out?

Yeah, sorry about that, he's good at his job

but he could be an arrogant prick sometimes.

- Holy water. - Is that what you were doing?

Yeah. Yeah.

Thought Aaron said we weren't supposed...

You know what, Aaron's not the one there

riskin' his neck, is he?

So fuck him!

Fuck. I'm kinda freaked out.

Wow! This looks straight out of a horror movie.

I guess they have a flair for the theatrics, don't they?

Maybe one of us should grab the gear...

Hello.

Hi. You guys are the camera crew, right?

- Yeah, that's right. - Yeah, that's the wrong house.

That was abandoned. We live over here.

You honestly thought we lived there?

No, uh, our station manager

just must've given us the wrong address.

Fuck, if that's not embarrassing.

Alright, remember, uh, nice and polite.

- Hi, I'm Mike. - Hi. Hi, Mike.

I'll be conducting the interviews.

Elleanor. But you can call me Elle.

Elle, lemme introduce you to the crew.

This is Carrie, running sound.

- Hi, Carrie. - Nice to meet you.

And behind the lens, that's Benny.

He's operating the camera.

- Hi, Benny. - Hi.

I guess I'll have to get used to having a camera around.

Um, okay. Everyone, please, come inside.

- Hi, honey. - Hey.

The camera crew from the news station is here.

Oh, can you get a shot of that mirror, please? Benny.

- Copy that. - The mirror? Where?

Oh, I see.

No, we're not as, uh, mystical

as Hollywood has made us up to be.

I'm glad that you're here to dispel that image.

I'm gonna get started on dinner, leave you guys to it.

- Okay. - Where's Blake and Selvin?

I just saw Blake. I think Selvin is off hiding in the basement.

Okay, so who do we have here?

- Oh, I'm Mike. - How are you doing, Mike?

- I'm Andrew. - Hi. Carrie.

- Carrie. - Nice to meet you.

- This is Benny. - Hi, Benny.

- Thanks for havin' us. - My pleasure.

- Well, this is... - Blake.

Blake, this is the camera crew

that I told you about.

Oh! Hey-hey. I'm Blake.

I'm really excited to have you guys.

Yeah, Blake, you should show 'em to their rooms

let 'em get settled, we'll have some supper or somethin'.

What kind of supper did you have in mind?

Supper. Food. Um...

Another... Oh...

You don't have anything to worry about.

We've been dining with humans for years.

- Oh. - And on them.

- He's kidding. - I'm kidding. Just kidding.

Maybe, we're... Is that working?

- Yeah. - Could we just start over?

Well, we can just erase that part.

- Erase it. Thanks. Okay. - Yeah.

Yeah. We'll erase that part.

Upstairs.

Okay. Come on.

Uh, actually, is it, is it possible to pull our truck

into the driveway to unload our equipment?

Sure. That's why you're here.

- Great. - Great.

Alright, we'll back in a minute.

- Benny, put down the camera. - Thanks.

Benny!

Alright. Right this way.

- I'm on camera, right? - Yep, we got you.

Okay, cool, this is my good side, so you can get...

This place is pretty amazing. How long have you lived here?

Yeah, 12 years, you know?

But, uh, I'm really excited to have you guys.

I mean, I personally insisted that you guys come.

Yeah. I've always wanted to be on TV.

Why's that?

You know, we stayed out of the limelight

all these years because, you know, whatever...

The cat's out of the bag now, so this is my chance

to be famous, so... I'm gonna show you guys around.

Gonna show you the inside scoop.

Okay. Sounds great. Thanks.

You guys let me know if you need anything

anything at all, okay?

- Where's that stair going? - Oh, yeah. Right, right here.

Ah, yeah. Yeah, once you guys in here...

This is where he wants you.

So just, you know, get settled

and, uh, when you guys are ready

come downstairs, we got some delish food, okay?

Awesome. Sounds good.

This is gonna be in the documentary, right?

- Yeah, I mean, you know... - Okay.

- Come on back down. - Okay.

Carrie, looks like you and I can...

I'm gonna take the single

and you and Benny are gonna share the queen.

Great.

Here, put this on. They won't know you're recording 'em.

Do you need some help putting it on?

Can you help me?

Just put it right in that button hole.

- Is it hidden enough? - Lemme check the camera feed.

Pretty good.

Uh, seems like the signal's weak or something.

We don't time to fix it right now.

Just make my micro-cam the B cam

and use the A. Let's go.

Okay.

- Well, the music they blocked... - Shit.

Ah, hello, good evening. Come, sit. Eat.

- Have a seat. - Oh, thank you.

Thanks.

- You are welcome to sit as well. - Oh. Thanks. I'll stand.

It's his job to operate the camera, so...

Oh, I see.

Uh, uh, well, so wh-what do you two do?

Oh, um, I run sound, I operate equipment.

- Take notes. Stuff like that. - Uh-huh. And you, Mike?

I conduct the interviews.

You know, ask questions, keep it goin'.

So you're, like, the face of the documentary?

You could say that, but ultimately

the story's about you.

Righteous, man.

That's Blake. And this is Selvin.

Selvin is a... is a quiet one in the family.

You know, he's a little shy

but once he knows you, he'll warm up.

- Alright. - Here you go.

- Oh, thank you. - Selvin, sit down.

Oh. Um, what is it?

Oh, that's a, uh, ham steak.

That's from a pig.

Of course. I'm sorry, I...

- I... - Give us a little credit.

We've been entertaining for centuries.

We do know how to make you guys a meal.

Sorry if Carrie offended you.

Hm, it's quite alright.

Um, are you gonna be eating?

- Um... - Uh, yeah.

No, no, no. He'll-he'll eat later.

Um, what about you guys?

- Oh, uh... - Are you eating?

Us, as you know, we're...

Our diet consists of something

a little bit different.

It's kind of a, kind of a liquid diet.

Oh, so that's blood?

It's blood from the Czech Republic.

So you guys don't hunt humans for food?

Hm. Goodness, no.

That would be like, you hunted that pig for your supper.

- Well, there are actually some... - Blake, you're interrupting.

It's all automated now.

We live our lives pretty much just like you

except our diet's a little different.

Yes, and one could say it's even kinder

because we accept blood donations.

So there isn't any killing of any people anymore.

So you don't bite people on the necks?

Uh, please, by all means, begin eating.

To answer your question, no, we do not bite people on the necks.

Not at all.

Um... there's no need.

As you are aware, blood is donated freely

from numerous sources around the world.

Wow, this food is really good.

Elle's a good cook, isn't she?

I've had many years to perfect it.

Exactly how many years would that be?

If you're trying to figure out

how old I am, let me remind you, it's considered rude

to ask a woman's age, regardless of species.

Point taken.

Alrighty then, as guests in the house

I've to run a few rules by you, if you don't mind.

Okay.

First, um...

there can't be any filming of our, uh, rituals

our ceremonies.

Well, in order for us to completely capture

your lifestyle, we've to have...

No, no, no.

No cameras, no filming...

of ceremonies.

Okay.

Second of all, we can't allow you

to go down into the basement.

You can freely run around in the house

but the basement is off limits.

There's a lot of old heirlooms down there that, uh

we don't wanna see anything happen to...

- That understood? - Absolutely.

Understood. We understand.

And finally, um

you can't, uh, disturb us during the day when we're sleeping.

Yep. It's absolutely essential that we rest during those hours

so that we can function properly.

- It's essential. - With no exceptions.

Okay, well, as guests of your house

we will follow all of your rules.

Alrighty then.

So after we eat, what do we do?

Okay, just be careful not to hit it.

- Is it on properly? - Yeah, just try not to hit it.

- Okay. - I think we're good.

- Fire away, Mike. - Great.

Um, could you please start

by stating your name for the camera?

Uh, my name is Andrew Pritchard.

And what do you do for a living?

Uh, venture.

Uh, I'm sorry, could you please state it

as a, "I work as..."

Oh, I work as a venture capitalist.

From the outside perspective

you seem like an ordinary, ambitious guy.

Sometimes I get a little lazy.

But let's get to the heart of the matter.

You are a vampire?

What defines me as being a vampire is that I need albumen.

That's a protein plasma that's found in blood.

That's my food. That's what keeps me functioning.

Do you have fangs?

Do I look like I have fangs?

Well, what happens if you touch a cross?

Oh, I start to get a tingling feeling

that I can't control it.

No, nothing. Nothing happens in particular.

Would a stake to the heart kill you?

Well, wouldn't a stake to the heart kill you?

What about holy water?

Nope.

Sunlight?

Sunlight, sunlight is a different matter.

Yes, uh, due to our genetic makeup

we suffer from exposure to sunlight

because we have a condition known as cutaneous porphyria

which is where, if we are exposed to direct sunlight

our skin blisters and burns.

So you're saying that every myth about vampires

can be explained medically?

Modern science can explain all of our medical conditions.

And if you go back in time when people thought to be crazed

or out of their minds, lunatic, for example...

uh, they were characterized as being possessed by the devil.

- We don't believe that today. - How old are you, Andrew?

I'm 147 years old.

How is this possible?

Well, the blood that we require regenerates our cells.

But can you explain, uh, uh

how it-it's possible for your...

Uh, we-we should just move on from that one.

We, well, um...

- I mean, is it possi... - Just move on.

Okay.

Oh, you know, I got a meeting that that I've got to keep.

I've got to make a living like you said, right?

So maybe we could come back to that

at a future time.

Sorry.

Uh-uh, okay, wh-wh-wh-what just happened?

Right. I'm so excited. How's my hair?

Can you try not to move while I'm doing this?

Oh, sorry.

- Uh, uh, Benny, right? Oh. Cool. - Yeah.

- Hey, uh, how close are you? - Uh, it's about till here.

Okay. So I could move around a little bit?

- Yeah. - Okay. I think we're good.

Okay.

Alright, uh, are you ready?

I was born ready.

Okay, can you please start

by stating your name for the camera?

Uh...

I'm Blake Theodore Slosser I.

And can you state your age for the camera?

I'm 111 years old, bro.

Tell me about yourself.

Well, uh, I like living in the fast lane. You know what I mean?

I, uh, feel like, as a vampire, you know, I can, um

I can live the party lifestyle

without any of the consequences humans would have.

Well, how long have you been living your life like this?

Well, probably, ever since I turned, I think, late 20s.

You see, I-I came from a poor family.

Didn't have a lot of money, so I used to make a habit

of stealing food and one day it caught up to me.

They threw me in jail.

You know, they sentenced me to hard labor

from a child into adulthood.

I mean, it was miserable.

I didn't get to feel like

what it was like to be free, to-to have fun.

Uh, and top of it all, there was this warden who...

He really didn't like me.

So he literally punished me every chance he got.

I mean, one day he beat me so bad...

I mean, I was on my death bed.

That was the day that I met Andrew

and that was the day he made me an offer that I couldn't refuse.

What was the first thing that you did

when you became a vampire?

Mike, that's a good question.

First thing I did was I opened

a can of good, old-fashion whoop-ass on that warden.

I'm talking about, I ripped him from limb to limb.

He was begging, begging in ways I never even imagined possible.

Sweet revenge!

Oh, man.

I was dancin' on his heart, it was still beatin'.

Refused to even drink his blood. Such a bastard!

Um, and did you tell your family?

Uh, I just came here

and, like, this is my family, you know?

It sounds like quite the life.

Oh, shit, it is now!

Have you ever killed anyone that you've never met?

Oh, yeah. Lots of times, I-I...

But you know, um, not so much anymore.

I see. Uh, do you miss it?

Well, yeah. I mean, I miss it...

But you know, we... we evolve.

And shit like that.

Well, uh, thank you.

We're done?

Look, we'll do some more later

but that's it for now.

Okay. Well... how do I look?

- Good. - Yeah. Cool.

N- no, you're not listening to me.

Can't you stop that interview? How am I supposed to do my job?

That's the whole point, right?

We're here to interview them

then they stop it short?

Yeah, I don't...

- Where, where's Carrie? - Uh...

Is she in the bathroom?

- What? - Benny, put...

Okay, put the fucking camera down.

We're waiting for, um

the-the, that weird, that weird...

- That weird, what, Selvin... - Yeah.

I don't know. Put, put the camera down, Benny.

- Ah! What the fuck? - Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Oh, Selvin. Sorry.

He's not quite used to this stuff.

- Should we do this another time? - No, he needs a minute.

Okay, just remember what we talked about.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

He's ready.

Okay. Good.

We're good.

Okay.

Could you please state your name for the camera?

Marten Selvin Trask.

- Marten... - Now it's Selvin.

Selvin...

can you tell us your age?

Go ahead.

Can you tell us what you do remember?

Darkness.

- Infinite black darkness! - Hold! Okay! O-okay! Okay!

Whoa! Alright. Okay. Just...

- Could you just turn that off? - Okay. It's off.

Okay. Okay.

Okay, obviously, we need to get some air.

This isn't gonna work. We're gonna take a break.

Come on. Come on.

Sorry, but, uh, you know

Selvin, he was, he was trapped in a concrete dungeon for years

and, uh, he wasn't, like, exposed to any, like

light or interaction, so he went a little mad

but, uh, he's getting better, it's a process.

Well, how did he survive while he was trapped?

The dude mainly fed on rats.

That's terrible. That's disgusting.

- How long was he down there? - Over 30 years.

- Holy cow! Thirty years? - That's what he said, Benny.

Yeah, that's what I said, but imagine

what that'd do to your mind.

Like, he was this close to becoming a dweller.

- I'm sorry, dweller? - Yeah.

Uh, a, a dweller, it's when, um

a vampire doesn't get enough blood

they go absolutely mad and turn into rabid animals.

How did he end up there in the first place?

Uh, some villagers chased him there and some shit.

I don't really remember, but what I do know

is when he got loose, he single-handedly

went to that village and tore the shit out of it.

He fuckin' killed everyone.

But, listen, you guys cannot tell Andrew

that I told you any of this shit. I'll get in trouble.

- Cool? - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Pinky swear?

Yeah.

That's some old-school shit that we used to do.

Okay, um, can you please start by stating your name

for the camera?

My name is Elleanor Theona Gray.

And can you state your age, please?

I've told you I don't wish to discuss that topic.

Okay. Did Andrew infect you?

Yes, he drained my blood and infected me with his own

but not for the reasons that you might think.

I contracted a severe case of polio.

I was dying when Andrew gave me the choice

to live or die, so I chose life.

Through vampirism?

Did you know what you were being offered at the time?

Please understand.

I had a sickly mother who needed my help.

I didn't want to leave her.

Andrew gave me the greatest gift that anybody ever could.

So we fell in love and I married him.

So after you became a vampire

your, your feelings, they never changed?

No, the misconception that we turn

into mindless, bloodthirsty beasts is ridiculous.

My family means as much to me now as it did

before I was changed.

We need blood, it's what our bodies require to survive.

It is a small price to pay for what we get to experience.

And what is that?

We never have to see ourselves age.

We can watch life and time go by as coaches change.

And what are the down sides?

Watching those that you love age ungracefully

and die around you.

I'd say that's the hardest part for me.

Can you imagine being trapped for 30 years?

- In complete darkness? - I know, it's crazy.

Can you put down that camera and help us with the gear?

I tell you, that guy scared the shit outta me.

What? What was it?

I just saw something outside.

- Are you sure? - I saw it too.

Yes.

There's nothing there now.

I don't know if I feel like sleeping now.

Hey, listen, I'm not gonna let anything happen to you.

- Alright? - Okay. Nice try.

- Selvin! Selvin! - Yeah?

Get your ass out here.

What are you doing?

- What the fuck was that? - Ah.

Okay, that was seriously creepy.

What just happened?

You were asleep the whole time?

Yeah, I woke up because I felt

my life was in danger or something.

That's not far from the truth.

- Shut up, Benny. - What?

Hey, was this thing running the whole time?

Yeah.

Oh, good. That means we can...

It is now officially day two.

And this morning was a little awkward.

God, what time is it?

Hm. It's, um, 7:30.

I'd be sleeping if you guys didn't tell me about last night.

- It scared the shit outta me. - It was freaky.

Everyone seems to be asleep now, though.

Why don't you put that down and grab yourself a bowl?

I'm good. I never eat breakfast.

You're gonna bitch to me I didn't let you eat.

Are you seriously filming us when we're eating cereal?

Yeah. You never know what you're gonna get.

Think of what we caught last night.

Hm, that reminds me...

First order of business today

I wanna set up cameras around the house.

- You think Andrew'll be cool? - Andrew's not gonna know.

You're gonna patch those in through your phone app.

Also, I wanna try to get down to that, uh...

- Oh. Carrie, are you okay? - Hey, hey.

- Lean your head back. - It's just a nosebleed.

Can you put that down, help for a second?

- Yeah. Sorry. - Do you wanna...

Um, is the bag...

Shall I get the bag from upstairs?

Alright, uh, all the cameras are set.

Go and check, see if they're working.

Yeah. Checking. Yeah, man.

Cameras one, two and three are all set.

One second.

Hey, Aaron, what's up?

Yeah, yeah, I can, I can do that right now.

Okay, bye.

Uh, Aaron wants to do a video call, so...

You were supposed to touch base earlier. What's going on?

Um, yeah, I was just about to call you.

- Where's Carrie? - She's not feeling well.

- So she's resting. - How's everything else going?

Well, at first, they seemed kind of ordinary.

You haven't seen anything strange?

I'm still not completely sold on the whole vampire thing.

Yeah, that's what I thought at first

but now we've seen a couple of strange things.

One of the family members came into our room this morning

and he was sniffing Carrie.

Sniffing Carrie?

That doesn't mean he's a vampire

that just means he's a pervert!

I'm not ready to leave yet.

I think there's something off about...

Benny, why the hell are you filming this?

Just try and make an effort

to come up with something newsworthy, please.

- Will do. - Thank you.

Bye.

So what do you think?

Well, for starters I-I think we should be sleeping during

the daytime so that we can be awake at night when they are.

Considering what happened this morning

and the fact we got little sleep.

- I'm going back to bed. - Yeah.

Hey, guys. Ho!

I scared the shit outta him. Did you see?

No, it just felt like you were supposed to be, well, you know?

Oh, because it's daytime? No, no, no.

I built up a resistance to indirect sunlight

but I did hear what the bossman was talking.

Sounds like he's skeptical of us, huh?

I think it's difficult for Aaron because he's not...

Okay, no, no, no, cool, 'cause I wanna show you guys somethin'.

Come over here. Come on.

Okay. Now are you ready?

'Cause this is gonna blow your mind, okay?

- This thing's recording? - Yeah. It's on.

Come here, come here. Focus on my arm. Okay?

Alright. Here goes nothin'.

Oh! Whoo-hoo!

Gettin' it. Gettin' it.

Oh.

Check that out. Oh, crispy fried arm.

Go ahead and touch it, bossman.

- Oh! - It's cold.

Yeah, it's kinda trip, huh?

Uh, did you get that? You wanna try?

- I'm good. Thanks. - Okay, but you got it.

- You got it, right? - Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Cool.

Cool, well, um... What do you guys think?

You wanna do another interview? 'Cause we got this now.

Ah, w-we'll do a second round throughout the week, so...

Okay, but you know, everybody's asleep now.

I mean, we can totally pop one off.

Yeah, um, we-we have to properly set up the equipment

script out some more questions

so we're kinda not ready.

Okay. Well, then, um...

I'll go get me some shut-eye.

- Okay? - Alright, sleep well.

What do you guys think?

You think this-this footage

is interesting enough for your bossman?

I don't want you guys to leave yet, you know?

Ah, absolutely.

- You're sure? - Yeah.

Alright. Cool, cool.

Well, uh, I'm out.

Have a good one.

Peace out.

Oh, my God! You believe that?

This footage is gonna be amazing.

You better have captured that.

Trust me, I got it.

What was he doing up anyway?

I don't know, we know they're awake

at night and during the day.

Guys, wake up. It's almost 6:00.

Ah... Shit. We slept a long fuckin' time.

Benny, uh, why didn't you get us up earlier?

Man, I dozed off.

Can't you do anything right?

Carrie.

Carrie, come on, it's time to get up.

Um, I don't feel good.

Mike, what's wrong with her?

How the hell should I know?

Hey, what's going on?

Dude, look at her. She's all pale.

Yeah, she felt really cold.

Mike, check her neck for bite marks.

No, no, there's nothing. Benny.

Hey. Hey, how are you feelin'?

Not fucking good, Mike.

Maybe I can find some aspirin downstairs.

Yeah, look, uh, I'm coming with you

so that you won't give her anything else fucked up.

You know, I can do some things right.

You wanna put down that camera

and help me look for medicine for Carrie?

- Good evening. - Ah.

Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.

No, it's just fright. You just took us by surprise.

- Evening, Benny. - Hi, Elle.

Anything I can help you find?

We're just trying to find some aspirin for Carrie.

- She's not feeling so well. - Oh, sorry to hear.

Uh, let me see what we have.

- Good evening, fellas. - Good evening.

Andrew dear, Mike says Carrie isn't feeling so good.

- No, no. - Ah.

Do you know if we have any aspirin?

I don't know. Look in the medicine cabinet.

Mm-hmm. Oh!

- Not much use for it. - Here we are.

Oh, here it is. Thank you.

She finds everything.

Did you guys sleep well?

Actually, yeah, we slept fine.

- Glad to hear. - You know, I can't...

I've got to tell you that

we are expecting, uh, additional guests later tonight.

Oh, I-I didn't know that anyone else was, was coming.

Yeah, it's our sectional leader.

He's paying us a visit.

It's actually considered quite an honor.

I'd ask you to be on your best behavior.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

And he'd also, he'd like to contribute to the documentary.

Oh. Well, great.

I- I'm sure we'll get some, some great footage.

I- I should probably get this up to Carrie, so thank you.

- Yeah. - Yeah. Oh.

Dinner'll be ready in half an hour.

- Cool. Thanks. - Great, we-we'll see you then.

Thank you...

Benny, if you don't shut that camera off right now...

Mike, someone's at the door.

- Hey. - Hey, guys.

So Andrew wanted me to let you know Samuel's here.

Oh, uh, we'll be right down.

- Okay. - Cool.

Okay.

- Alright, let's go do this. - Wait.

You have your micro cam on?

Yup. All set.

Gentlemen, this is Samuel.

Our sectional group leader.

The one I told you was coming tonight.

Sam. Nice to meet you. I'm Mike.

Samuel, please.

Yes, of course, uh, Samuel. I'm sorry.

So you're the one that broke the story

about the blood donation facilities?

Yes, I happened to, to stumble upon that.

I see. Well, you should know. I requested you personally.

I wanted to see if you are as good as your reputation.

Oh, I guess we'll find out.

Oh, this is Benny. He's operating the camera.

- Benny. - Hi there.

Come on, gentlemen. We're gonna leave you ladies.

We have to pre, continue to prepare for tonight's ceremony.

- Samuel. - Thank you, Andrew.

Um, this is my daughter, Rebecca.

Oh, Rebecca. Nice to meet you.

Come.

Hi. Nice to meet you.

And this is my other daughter, Sybil.

Sybil, it's a pleasure to meet you, as well.

How dare you address me?

- You're nothing more than prey. - Sybil.

We feed on pitiful bloodsacks like you. Nothing more.

I apologize for my daughter's behavior.

She is still adjusting to the changing times.

Yeah, it's okay.

You know... kids.

Can you tell us a brief history about yourself?

Okay, I, uh...

I was raised in England

and I came over to the States in the early 17th century.

How did you become a vampire?

Direct into the point, I see.

I was turned by an elder.

If an elder were to die

would you be affected by that?

Well, since we're all connected

um, we would feel tremendous physical pain. Yes.

- Would you change back? - No.

No, no, once the virus is in your bloodstream, it's there.

There's no way to get rid of it.

Do you know how vampirism came to be?

That's like asking how fish came to be.

When I discovered that blood-donation facilities

were supplying vampires with their sustenance

it seemed that you had adapted to new ways.

We have adapted to modern times and technologies.

It's not typical for us to, uh

go on killing people anymore.

But you used to kill.

Yes, and that was, uh, unfortunately

part of our history.

How... did you kill?

Whichever was the quickest way to draw the blood.

Being human, you wouldn't know about that.

The pain and the hunger when we have a need to feed.

That's, uh...

It's as if nothing else matters.

It sounds like an addiction.

Hm, of the worst kind.

But as I stated earlier, we've evolved.

We, uh, we've learned, over the centuries

to control these urges.

We don't have any hatred of humans.

We're trying to help society by doing it a service.

How so?

I think it's better if I show you rather than explain

but you're gonna need to turn the cameras off.

Listen, if you wanna see...

you're gonna need to turn them off.

Well, go ahead.

Alright, shut 'em down.

Yeah. I'm gonna fuck you guys.

Ah! No, let go!

This way, gentleman.

Michael. Benny.

You two stand over there.

Wait.

O- okay, um... What's going on?

Relax, Michael.

Are you gonna kill her?

We're sacrificing her.

But then you said you're domesticated

and that you don't kill anymore.

We are domesticated. She, however, is not.

Well, tonight we are going to celebrate

our origins in the old way.

We do this ritual yearly

so we don't have to go out and kill every night.

But how does this help society?

Before you start to pity her too much

you should know that she is a prostitute

and infected with HIV

who's been knowingly infecting others

while satiating the drug use.

- That's not true! - Shh!

Please don't let them kill me!

We're very selective about who we choose

to participate in our ceremonies.

No families or children.

She'll be dead within a year

if left on the streets, cold, hungry

sick and, uh...

It's an ancient ritual

and no humans have ever witnessed this before.

Why don't you want us filming it?

But we don't think that the general public's ready

to watch this particular ceremony, Michael.

Well, shall we begin?

My dear, would you do the honors?

No! No! No!

- Ah! - Holy shit!

Why are you just watching? Please, help me!

Andrew.

No, no! Ah!

It will be over soon.

Shh!

Shouldn't we use a tranquilizer to help her with the pain?

No, foreign chemical in her bloodstream

will ruin the ceremony.

- Please, everyone, join in. - No! No!

No! No! Ah!

Oh, my God! Ah!

Oh, fuck.

Please! I beg you.

Just do something.

- Please! - Mike!

Mike, we have to, we gotta go. We can't film this.

Oh. Congratulations.

For another fine ceremony.

This may seem monstrous to you

but trust me

we do this to help society

by removing the unwanted.

Right.

Why the fuck didn't we do anything to help that girl?

What do you think we could've done?

We could've done something! Anything!

We're just as guilty as those people!

This is the problem dealing with inexperienced...

Oh, don't give me that bullshit, man!

We just watched a girl get murdered

while we sat around and watched!

Would you shut up, think for a second?

What'd you think would've happened

if we tried to interfere?

You think they would've let us live?

So you're saying there's nothing we can do.

We're gonna watch them kill.

We are doing something.

We're letting people know what's going on here.

So why aren't we getting out of here?

- What about our safety? - Don't you get it?

We're gonna let people know what these things really are.

I mean, yeah, look.

Fine, okay, we couldn't save one

we're gonna save more in the long run.

What good's it gonna do if you're dead

you can't tell anyone?

Yeah, well...

Do you believe what they were saying about her?

I don't, I don't know.

But it's dark.

The only thing that matters now is, is

I've to make sure the three of us get home safely.

- Okay? - Is she doing any better?

How the fuck should I know? I mean, does she look any better?

What?

Are those Samuel's daughters?

Hey, Mike. Check this out.

- Wait, what? What is it? - Shh, shh...

Down there at the pool.

Oh, shit!

Aren't they supposed to be sisters?

That's what I thought.

This whole friggin' family is weird.

- Hey, guys. Bad time? - No.

So did the little ritual freak you guys out or what?

No, not really.

- How about you, Benny? - No. No bother at all.

Cool, man. Cool.

So everybody's downstairs, started figuring

maybe you guys wanna come with Selvin and I

to document the night and stuff.

- You game? - Sure. Why not?

- What do you think, Benny? - Sure.

Awesome! Oh, man, this is gonna be so much fun.

But we can't tell Andrew.

Okay? We've to keep it behind his backs.

They're busy downstairs with Samuel whatever

let's sneak out the back quietly.

Man, this is gonna be so much fun.

You're gonna get so much kick-ass footage. Trust me.

Trust me. Just... You can trust me.

Alright, let's rock and roll.

Oh!

- How's your girl doing? - Ah, she's better, I think.

Right on.

Selvin, get your ass in here.

Ah, we're ready to go, so...

- Let's go. - Ho!

- We're not going that way. - We're not?

- No. - Wait. What's going on?

Grab Benny. I got Mike.

Ah!

Oh, no!

I was just fucking with you.

You thought we could fly?

You've seen too many movies, Mikey.

Come on, we're gonna take the back staircase.

Oh! You, did you...

Did you wet? You should've seen your face.

Alright, listen, listen. The lights burn out.

So make sure you watch your step.

Shh!

- Quiet. - Hey, Benny, watch your step.

Oh! Oh, geez...

Quick. Quick.

Come on. Come on.

Let's go!

So that girl that was sacrificed today

was she actually sick?

Fuck, no. No, no, we found her on the street tonight.

- True story. - I knew it.

- So why weren't you there? - Oh!

Listen, those guys and the whole domesticated...

Andrew trying to be domestic, fuck that. Losing his edge.

So you're saying that you wanna continue killing, then?

Listen, what I'm saying is, no offence

but I want humans to fear us

because if they fear us, then they respect us.

Come on!

This is so much fun.

Hey, hey, come on, get down, get down.

- See the house with the light? - Yeah.

- That's where we're going. - Okay. Why?

Ah, well, it's a little bit out of the way

and a bunch of stoners live there.

Oh, Selvin likes one of the guys, too. So...

But why are we here?

Well, you wanna see how we live?

That's what I'm trying to show you. Keep the camera rolling.

Footage's gonna be amazing. Come on. Come on.

Sneak around the back. Come on.

Okay, it's gonna be good. Shh!

Go, go, go...

Make sure to keep the camera on me, okay?

Follow closely.

Uh, but...

Okay. Make sure to keep the camera on both of us.

Uh, got it.

- Alright. - Okay.

It's showtime.

Got it.

Yo!

Let's grab some beers.

- What are we doing? - Shit, man!

- Benny! Benny! - What?

- What? - Oh, look.

Okay. Now the rest of the pinheads.

Stay behind us. Come on.

Excuse me, germs, if I may please

have your undivided attention.

Oh!

You got ten seconds to get out

before I knock the fuck out of you.

Excuse me, you're interrupting!

Hey, Glen, go get my fucking gun off the dresser.

Fucking now! Go!

Ooh, tough guy. It's gonna be good.

Oh! He's got a knife. You wanna stab...

You wanna stab me? Okay, go ahead. Come on. Do it.

- Oh! - Come on.

Did you just stab me?

You're gettin' this? Is that, is that your best shot?

Come on, motherfucker! Come on!

I'm choking. You wanna see something scary?

- Oh! Oh! - That had to hurt.

Hey!

Get the fuck away from him.

I'm, I'm gonna fucking kill you.

That's not gonna happen.

Did you just shoot me?

Get him! Get him!

One!

Two!

I never get to make a wish!

Oh, Benny, you wanna see what it looks like?

Blake, kill him, just do it so he doesn't suffer.

I mean, his body is in shock. He doesn't feel anything.

See? Oh, hey, you know what?

You wanna interview me during the process?

Come here, come here, Benny.

Yes. Okay, wait. Can you see everything?

- Uh-huh. - Okay, good.

Ask me some questions.

Uh...

What-what goes through your mind when you're killing people?

Pure adrenalin rush, man.

Hey, Selvin, what are you feeling?

It feels nice.

"It feels nice." There you go.

Uh, anything-anything else?

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

One more question, okay? Go ahead.

Why do you kill since blood is readily available to you?

Ooh, that's a good question.

Um, the hunt. Yes, we really enjoy the hunt.

That's the part that's human, you know?

We don't want our food just given to us

like we're a bunch of caged animals, you know?

- Alright, we're here. Come on. - Ah...

Oh! Tonight was fun, right? It's good.

Hey, but you know, you gotta keep this between us. Okay?

Everyone is gonna find out when we release the footage.

Oh.

Good. I hope it shocks the shit out of 'em.

I mean, fuck Andrew and his politically correct bullshit.

I had a lot of fun. Come on, let's go.

Selvin, come on.

So we got the footage.

Why the hell aren't we leaving yet?

How much more do we have to get...

What's going on over there? Zoom in.

Fine.

Samuel and Elleanor.

Good talking, Mike. Glad our lives means so much to you.

Wait. Where is Andrew?

And you're totally ignoring me.

Well, turn on the audio.

I'll never forget you and you'll be a part of me forever

but it's best if I stay with Andrew.

I worry about you, so...

And I don't believe that Andrew could provide

the protection that you need.

And I don't trust this film crew.

You worry too much, Samuel.

I've it under control and you forget

how long I've been looking after myself.

I can't let any harm come your way.

I will always be yours.

You were always such a romantic.

Goodnight, dear Samuel.

Goodnight, my dear.

Seems like some sort of a love triangle or something.

Yeah, I guess.

Um, let's see what's going on on the other cameras.

Blake, what the hell were you thinking?

I don't see what the big deal is.

I mean, everybody needs to know we're vampires.

No, they don't know!

They do not know!

And you have to sabotage our plan to make...

What? What? What? That we're all domesticated?

This was to take us home for the holidays?

Come on. They're just food to us, man.

I mean, I'm sick of this whole masquerade we're ordinary folks.

It's not cutting it for me, Andrew.

How are we supposed to easily overtake them

if they know we're their enemies? You need to think.

You have just taken away our advantage!

Okay. Okay. So then what do you wanna do?

You know exactly what you need to do now.

Oh, shit.

What do we do?

We're getting out of here.

- Now. - It's about fucking time.

I know you like to get footage...

Hi. Sorry to bother you.

Um, we've prepared a late dinner for you.

Oh, well, we're not hungry, so thank...

Andrew would actually like to have a word with you.

And he's requested that you don't bring any cameras.

Okay. Uh, we'll be right down.

Good. We'll be expecting you shortly.

We can't go down there, Mike.

If we don't go down there

they're gonna know we're on to them.

If we do, we're dead.

Just film this on your microcam, alright?

Put this camera down.

Okay. Try to be as relaxed as possible.

Okay, we can't act scared

or act like we know something's up.

Ah. There they are.

- Come in. Sit. - Thank you.

Benny, you must feel naked

without a camera around your neck.

It does feel a little strange.

Yeah, almost like I'm naked.

Wow, all this food.

What's the occasion?

Well, you, of course.

Please dig in.

So...

you've been with us a while.

- Got enough footage? - Uh...

Yeah, I think we got a decent amount.

Um, you know, as filmmakers, we...

we always try to get as much footage as possible

you know, just so we have more to cut with.

Mm.

So did that, uh

ceremonial ritual of ours, uh

did you find that disturbing?

I've seen worse.

I visited the tribes in Africa

that practiced cannibalism.

So I've gotten very used to seeing rituals

of different cultures.

I'm sure you have.

So what do you think?

I'm sorry? Uh, about what?

What do you think of us?

Um, I think you're...

very similar to us.

Really? That's an improvement.

In what way?

Well, th-the two of you.

For instance, your relationship seems...

just like any other couple.

I see.

And how do you think you'll portray us in the documentary?

Uh, well, I have to take a look at the footage first

and cut it together, but I think you'll find it to your liking.

And does that footage include

uh, what you shot with Selvin and Blake?

I- I, we, when we got invited

to, uh, join them earlier this evening

we had no idea what they had in store for us.

I've already spoken to Blake.

Blake knows that he will be severely punished.

I mean, how would you think that footage will make us look?

Well, if it's that important to you, um

we could just give you the storage cartridge

that we used tonight.

Mm-hmm.

I mean, uh, you know, I could just

go and find out which ones we used and give them to you.

Benny, uh, can you help me find which cards were used tonight?

- Yeah. - We-we'll be right back.

We'll be right here.

Mike, what are you doing?

We're not gonna give them those cards, are we?

Of course not.

They would have killed us right then and there.

Holy water. We're getting out of here now.

They said holy water doesn't affect them.

Yeah, well, I don't believe a word they say.

Dude, bullets won't work.

They do when they're dipped in silver.

Since when do you have time?

I told you, I come prepared.

Here, put this on.

Any stakes?

No, but I do have these.

Where did you find them?

You can get anything on the Internet.

Hey, uh, check the cameras and tell me where they're at.

Mike, they look anxious.

They're gonna catch on.

Oh, shit, we gotta go now.

Carrie, come on, you gotta wake up.

- No, I'm too tired. - Oh, come on.

Hey, get the CF cards, the hard drive

but leave everything else.

- I'm grabbing the Hi8, too. - Well, what-what for?

It's the one with night vision. We might need it.

Fine, whatever.

Carrie, Carrie, you gotta get up.

- Hey, I-I got it all. - Just put it in my backpack.

- Alright. - Carrie, wake up. Carrie.

I'm gonna check where they're at.

Mike, they're getting up. We gotta go now.

- Carrie, wake up! - Oh.

- We gotta go right now. - Okay.

Come on, get up, get up.

Holy shit, dude. Look at her back!

Uh, s-stay still, okay? Uh, lemme see.

What's that?

- Oh, fuck! - What? Is it bad?

Um, no, it's not that bad.

Listen, uh, can-can you walk?

- Yeah, 'cause we gotta go. - Okay.

Okay, come on.

Mike, they're gone.

- Here, put this on. - Okay.

Come on, come on, come on.

Here, take this.

They're right at the door.

Where'd they go?

I don't, I don't know, the-they're gone.

- Leaving us so soon? - Fuck you.

We don't plan on being your next meal.

Well, now the cat's out of bag

I might as well show you our true nature

so that you wouldn't be too disappointed.

Hey, get the fuck back!

We were never gonna let you go.

Never.

Come on, come on, let's go.

Let's go, let's go!

Hey! Whoa, guys...

You think you're going somewhere, huh?

- Huh? - You have to let us go.

How's anyone gonna see the footage we shot?

I don't need you for that. I can deliver it myself.

Whoa! Look at you, bossman. You wanna play, huh? Come on!

- Mike! - Whoa! Hoo! Hoo!

Another knife. Okay, dear.

Think something's gonna happen? Nothing's gonna happen.

Go ahead. Stick it in me, okay?

Don't look at him, look at me! Stick it in me.

Nothing's gonna happen. Here's my heart.

There you go, right there. Okay, one, two...

It's silver, asshole!

Shit! Oh! Ah!

Come on, come on.

- We gotta go. - It's locked.

You won't get out of the front door.

It's sealed. You'll pay for what you did to Blake.

- Let's go out the back! - Let's go.

This way!

Stay back!

Dessert.

Keep moving. This way, this way.

Nowhere else to go.

Down here! Go, go, go!

Michael, let's go up the line.

- Watch your step. - Oh.

- You know, I got it. - Smells so bad in here.

- Get that light out of my eyes. - Sorry.

- Whoa, what's this? - Benny, quit...

- Guys, look at this. - Quit fucking around, alright?

- They could be down any second. - Looks just like Elle.

Probably some old painting.

Guys, look at it.

I- I-I-I-I think she's...

We gotta move.

Yeah, how do we know there's a way out from...

Well, it's better than going back up there, isn't it?

Why aren't they following us?

Shit, that's a good question.

Probably 'cause they think we're gonna die down here.

- Reassuring as always, asshole. - Oh!

You know, you didn't have to come along.

- Please don't remind me. - Then why did you?

- You really wanna do this now? - Yeah, I do.

Because I wanted to see if you were gonna change.

Oh, what? You want me all nice?

No, I want you to fucking grow up.

Stop taking credit for everything good

and laying the blame for everything bad on everyone else!

Oh, Carrie, you alright?

Hey, I'm sorry.

I just need to rest for a second.

Oh, fuck! Jesus!

- Holy shit! - Did you guys see that?

No, we're fucking blind, Benny.

Why do you give me a hard time?

- I don't give you a hard time. - Yes, you have, from day one.

I get you don't like me, you don't want me on your team.

Haven't I earned the right to...

I've been to the most

dangerous places in the world, right?

Where the fuck have you been? You haven't earned shit.

Carrie's right. You're an asshole.

Oh, my God. Guys, now's not the fucking time, okay?

This basement seems to go on and on.

And there's bodies everywhere.

Here, let's move this dresser.

Benny!

- Damn it. - Thanks for the fucking help.

I- I don't like the looks of this.

Yeah, but it could be a way out.

- Carrie, let me go first. - No.

Oh, God.

It smells even worse in here.

Oh, God, I can't even take it.

- Oh, fuck. - I'm gonna be sick.

They've been lying to us.

They're collecting bodies down here.

There must be dozens of these.

Oh, shit, what was that?

I didn't like the sound of that at all.

Wait. Where's Carrie?

Carrie!

Mike, we gotta go!

Don't just stand there! Help me!

- Take that, you fuckers! - She looks bad.

- How many times she's been bit? - I don't know. Carrie?

Carrie, wake up.

Is she gonna be okay?

Uh, don't shine that light in my eyes, Benny.

Don't go to sleep, Carrie. Here, have some water.

Okay, let me see.

Shit! What's wrong with her, Mike?

- I don't know. - What did they do to me?

- You've become infected. - Shit!

They're all around! What do we do?

- Well, I don't know! - I'll-I'll draw them away.

- No! - I'm dead anyways.

Remember what you said. I'm doing this for a purpose.

- Carrie! - Shit!

Get the lights outta here, Benny!

Get the knives!

Go, go, go, go, go!

Jesus, where'd it go?

Go, go, back to...

Mike!

- Come on. - The dresser.

We gotta go, we gotta...

- What do we do? - Come on.

Wait!

Oh, no. Oh, shit. Dude.

Turn your light off.

- I've my night-vision camera. - Here, take this holy water.

Here, grab my gun.

What do you see?

I don't see anything.

Behind you!

- No. Shit! - Where's the gun?

Here! Shoot him in the heart!

Shoot him!

Take that, you ugly bastard!

I always thought that silver was for werewolves.

Glad that a few of the myths had some truth to them.

Yeah, well, myths had to come from something.

I read somewhere that silver works on vampires, too.

Hey, check your phone app. Do you see anyone in the house?

Nobody around. It's 6:15. Should be daylight soon.

- Fine, stay close. - Yeah.

There's the back door. Let's go.

Are you leaving again?

After we've shown you all our dirty, little secrets.

Yeah, we've seen all the people you've killed.

You're hiding behind a facade.

Facade? Yours is the facade.

You've been pretending the entire time

you've been with us.

Stay the fuck back.

Guns! Guns, honey.

Guns have been used against us

for hundreds of years to no avail.

Yeah, but this is loaded with silver.

- Really? - Fuckin' shoot him!

Now! Where is your friend, Carrie?

- Did she get lost down below? - Is she in the tunnels?

Because if she is, you'll never see her again!

Revive him. Revive him.

If he wants to film something, he can film his friend's demise.

Have some water, Benny.

It's holy water, bitch!

Yes, I'll explain.

We're in a bit of a standoff here.

Now, you let her go and I will let you both live.

Don't do it, Benny, they'll kill us both!

Always the wrong assumptions.

You bloodsacks are so predictable.

I know more than you think, man.

By all means, enlighten us.

I know that Elleanor's one of the elders.

Ah! Oh, no.

Get off of me!

Go, go, go! Benny! Let's go!

- Come on, come on! - I'm coming.

How did you know?

- I saw the painting. - That's why Andrew let go of me.

Samuel said they'd all be in pain if an elder were killed.

Holy shit! We made it!

Tell me you have your fucking keys!

Yeah, I got 'em right here.

- So you got all that on camera? - Yeah, it's still rolling, man.

- We got everything. - You know something, Benny?

What's that?

You're welcome on my crew anytime.

God. You hear that?

I'm welcome anytime.

Good evening. I'm Paul Linn.

Tonight we have sectional leader, Samuel

who joins us live via satellite

to discuss the recent vampire debates.

Samuel, thanks for joining us.

My pleasure, Paul. Great to be here.

What is it you wanna tell us about the rumors of violence

done by so-called vampires?

This is pure ignorance.

None of our kind

want to use violence against humans as an option.

None of us. We find it ridiculous and insulting

What about the spreading rumors

of a missing news crew from KMMBR

that was sent in to interview a vampire family

that you arranged?

Paul, that is blatantly ridiculous.

If that happened, where is the proof?

There isn't any proof.

- I never, ever... - But, Samuel...

And the sheer audacity

that-that-that we're somehow responsible

for the disappearance of a news crew, it's...

I- I'll tell you what? I find this...

Personally, I find this extremely insulting.

Well, we have someone who disagrees with you on this.

We have live, via satellite, Mr. Aaron Stafford

who is the KMMBR station manager.

Aaron, thanks for joining us. Would you care to comment?

bastard.

Excuse me, I, I'm not sure what kind of a smear campaign

you're tryin' to run here, but, uh, I don't believe

you and I have ever met.

We received a tape from Aaron this morning.

Let's play some of that footage.

But, folks, what you're about to see

is extremely graphic.

Viewer discretion is strongly advised.

- Go now. - It's quite an ancient ritual.

You're the first humans we've ever allowed to see this.

Then why don't you want us filming it?

I don't think the public in general's ready to witness

this particular ceremony. Do you?

Well, shall we begin?

My dear, why don't you do the honors?

- Thank you. - No, please, no!

I never get to make a wish.

Hey, Benny, you wanna see what it, see what it looks like?

I'm welcome anytime.

Ah! Mornin', boys.

How about that close-up?

After tonight, the whole world will see this footage.

And they will find you...

and they'll take your miserable, blood-sucking body

and they'll rip you apart.

What about that, Samuel?

Care to comment to our viewers?

Just keep the camera rolling. The footage is gonna be amazing.

I never stop rolling... bitch.

We don't wanna hurt anyone in any way, shape or form.

Were you filming earlier when we were arguing?

Of course not.

Is that camera off?

Oh, yeah, i-it's off.

I guess I'll have to get used to having a camera around.

Good.

- How do I look? - Good.

Yeah? Cool.

Do I look like I have fangs?

Go, go!

Peace out.