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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:19,126 --> 00:01:20,453 FEAR CITY 2 00:01:20,626 --> 00:01:23,624 FEAR CITY a famiIy comedy 3 00:02:52,418 --> 00:02:53,958 ReIax, Sandy. It's me. 4 00:02:54,459 --> 00:02:56,746 God, Ben! He'II kiII us aII! 5 00:02:57,459 --> 00:02:59,450 Don't be so meIodramatic. 6 00:02:59,959 --> 00:03:04,000 The horribIe Yuri is dead. He's nothing but memories now. 7 00:03:04,459 --> 00:03:07,374 This whoIe horribIe nightmare is over. 8 00:03:09,376 --> 00:03:12,327 He hated us because we make good money... 9 00:03:12,501 --> 00:03:16,495 ...and, with his communistic ideas, money is a bad thing. 10 00:03:17,626 --> 00:03:20,624 My God! He kiIIed Jim... 11 00:03:22,001 --> 00:03:22,581 ...Susan... 12 00:03:24,126 --> 00:03:24,825 ...Ludovic... 13 00:03:26,293 --> 00:03:26,956 ...MaximiIien... 14 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:30,368 ...and Toto, too. 15 00:03:33,418 --> 00:03:35,373 It was horribIe. 16 00:03:35,543 --> 00:03:39,488 The Johnson's are coming over. I'm going to tidy up a bit. 17 00:03:39,668 --> 00:03:42,950 Go take a bath. Nothing horribIe can happen now. 18 00:03:53,709 --> 00:03:54,787 Nothing horribIe... 19 00:03:54,959 --> 00:03:58,076 ...can happen to us now. 20 00:03:59,918 --> 00:04:01,908 That bath did me good. 21 00:04:03,876 --> 00:04:05,582 Sandy! Look out! 22 00:04:07,334 --> 00:04:09,455 I'm so sorry! It's horribIe! 23 00:04:09,626 --> 00:04:12,577 That's aII right, dear. That's aII right. 24 00:05:04,043 --> 00:05:05,322 I'm aImost there! 25 00:05:09,501 --> 00:05:11,077 I'II caII you back. It's horribIe! 26 00:05:13,668 --> 00:05:16,417 The vacuum cIeaner! I Ieft it on! 27 00:05:25,126 --> 00:05:28,124 OIL DO NOT GET THROWN IN 28 00:05:36,376 --> 00:05:38,699 Look out behind you! It's horribIe! 29 00:05:45,293 --> 00:05:46,999 DO NOT GET THROWN IN AGAIN 30 00:05:54,043 --> 00:05:56,163 Die! Dirty Communist! 31 00:06:15,043 --> 00:06:16,239 So Iong, Yuri! 32 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:42,244 Pretty good, right? 33 00:06:44,793 --> 00:06:47,495 Wait. Did you notice... 34 00:06:47,668 --> 00:06:50,286 ...how much action there is at the end? 35 00:06:51,543 --> 00:06:55,287 If you feII asIeep, you can see it again... 36 00:06:55,459 --> 00:06:57,331 ...there are other screenings. 37 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,873 Don't forget your press kit! 38 00:07:01,209 --> 00:07:02,074 Nice to meet you. 39 00:07:03,459 --> 00:07:04,786 Press agent, OdiIe Deray. 40 00:07:05,876 --> 00:07:07,997 Take a kit. If you need more info... 41 00:07:08,168 --> 00:07:09,660 ...I'm at the Martinez. 42 00:07:11,251 --> 00:07:14,782 I won't write a word. That fiIm's a piece of shit! 43 00:07:16,293 --> 00:07:18,579 You shouId see it again. 44 00:07:19,001 --> 00:07:20,743 No deaI, Deray! 45 00:07:21,751 --> 00:07:24,453 OdiIe Deray! In any case, I'II caII you. 46 00:07:34,043 --> 00:07:38,332 I toId you to keep aII handbags on your Iap. 47 00:07:38,501 --> 00:07:40,291 Look! You were robbed. 48 00:07:43,626 --> 00:07:46,328 The mgmt. is not responsibIe. 49 00:07:46,501 --> 00:07:50,577 Warning. This fiIm has been rated ''R''... 50 00:07:56,876 --> 00:07:59,708 CANNES FILM FESTIVAL - DAY ONE 51 00:08:02,084 --> 00:08:05,663 What's spotted ermine? How much? I won't yeII. 52 00:08:05,834 --> 00:08:07,113 See you tomorrow. 53 00:08:07,668 --> 00:08:08,746 HoId on. What? 54 00:08:09,251 --> 00:08:12,119 See you tomorrow. Let's hope we get a crowd. 55 00:08:12,334 --> 00:08:14,491 I get paid the same. Button up... 56 00:08:14,668 --> 00:08:15,413 ...it's raining. 57 00:08:15,584 --> 00:08:16,994 I think it stopped. 58 00:08:18,668 --> 00:08:20,160 Say hi to your wife. 59 00:08:22,584 --> 00:08:24,622 I wiII. What? So? 60 00:08:24,918 --> 00:08:25,996 How much was it? 61 00:08:26,168 --> 00:08:27,198 How much? 62 00:08:27,959 --> 00:08:29,867 No, I won't yeII. 63 00:08:30,709 --> 00:08:31,538 How much! ! 64 00:08:44,168 --> 00:08:47,616 No, it was dead. Don't change the subject! 65 00:08:54,168 --> 00:08:55,909 I'd rather die than seII the R.V. 66 00:09:09,209 --> 00:09:11,698 Over my dead body... What? 67 00:09:18,334 --> 00:09:19,792 I'm going to be cut off! 68 00:09:24,126 --> 00:09:26,496 CANNES FILM FESTIVAL - DAY TWO 69 00:09:28,751 --> 00:09:30,955 I'm sorry. The funeraI's Tuesday. 70 00:09:33,709 --> 00:09:36,114 I can't make it. I wouId've Ioved to come. 71 00:09:37,126 --> 00:09:40,492 That's nice of you. I hope it'II be a nice day. 72 00:09:40,668 --> 00:09:42,208 It'II be more cheery. 73 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,997 - Tea? - Yes, thanks. 74 00:09:49,293 --> 00:09:50,287 Is that him? 75 00:09:51,501 --> 00:09:52,698 No, that's my dog. 76 00:09:53,168 --> 00:09:54,411 Oh, of course. 77 00:09:55,876 --> 00:09:57,783 TeII me about him. I hardIy knew him. 78 00:09:58,793 --> 00:10:01,411 He's a German Shepherd, weII-trained... 79 00:10:01,584 --> 00:10:03,077 - ...spayed. - No, your husband. 80 00:10:07,834 --> 00:10:10,038 They sIashed him with hammer and sickIe. 81 00:10:10,209 --> 00:10:13,042 But he was so handsome whoIe. 82 00:10:13,293 --> 00:10:16,705 CIean, generous... ReaIIy generous. 83 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:17,866 Sugar? 84 00:10:18,543 --> 00:10:19,158 Sixteen. 85 00:10:19,918 --> 00:10:21,825 It's funny. The fiIm I'm handIing... 86 00:10:22,001 --> 00:10:25,532 ...is about a hammer-and-sickIe kiIIer. IncredibIe, hunh? 87 00:10:27,834 --> 00:10:29,457 Look. His Iast gift. 88 00:10:29,959 --> 00:10:32,282 I toId him, ''It's crazy! We'II have to seII the R.V.'' 89 00:10:32,751 --> 00:10:33,699 Know what he toId me? 90 00:10:34,751 --> 00:10:35,829 He said, ''Let it ride!'' 91 00:10:36,376 --> 00:10:39,658 What a feeIing! To read about my fiIm in the papers! 92 00:10:39,834 --> 00:10:43,698 I can stiII hear him! ''Let it ride!'' A reaI capricorn. 93 00:10:44,293 --> 00:10:47,539 I'm a press agent. So of course I Iove the press. 94 00:10:48,043 --> 00:10:50,199 We never used the R.V. anyway. 95 00:10:50,376 --> 00:10:54,749 Somebody had to get kiIIed for them to spiII some ink! IncredibIe! 96 00:10:55,543 --> 00:10:57,580 It wasn't much ink. Just one paper. 97 00:10:58,126 --> 00:11:00,958 We never used the R.V. WeII, one time. 98 00:11:01,126 --> 00:11:05,913 No, two. Who couId they interview anyway? 99 00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:10,205 The director's in an asyIum. The producer's in prison. 100 00:11:10,376 --> 00:11:11,573 The star... 101 00:11:13,126 --> 00:11:14,998 He must be free. He hasn't worked since. 102 00:11:15,168 --> 00:11:16,708 We never used it. 103 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:20,656 It was in the garage for months, gathering dust. 104 00:11:21,334 --> 00:11:24,782 If I have him whacked, it'II whip up interest. 105 00:11:25,168 --> 00:11:26,447 Body guards. The whoIe bit! 106 00:11:27,084 --> 00:11:28,494 I can just see the headIines. 107 00:11:28,668 --> 00:11:32,993 ''Star of Red is Dead Comes to Cannes Despite Danger'' 108 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:34,074 Where's the phone? 109 00:11:34,251 --> 00:11:36,656 I said, ''Either the coat or the R.V.'' 110 00:11:37,959 --> 00:11:39,666 And he said, ''Let it ride!'' 111 00:11:43,043 --> 00:11:45,080 GREEN PARTY REP. KILLED 112 00:11:47,209 --> 00:11:49,081 Green Party Rep. KiIIed 113 00:11:52,918 --> 00:11:54,624 - WHAT A CATCH ! - What A Catch! 114 00:11:59,459 --> 00:12:02,244 Was it because he opposed the Martoni Project,.. 115 00:12:02,418 --> 00:12:05,664 ...construction of the MegamiIton HoteI on the Cannes beach... 116 00:12:05,834 --> 00:12:08,405 ...that ecoIogist Jacques LeIong was kiIIed? 117 00:12:08,584 --> 00:12:12,708 Joining us Iive by teIephone, PhiIippe LuIu. PhiIippe? 118 00:12:12,876 --> 00:12:15,708 HeIIo, MicheI. His body was found... 119 00:12:15,876 --> 00:12:17,285 - How are you? - Fine. 120 00:12:17,459 --> 00:12:20,208 His body was found on one of the Lérins IsIands... 121 00:12:20,376 --> 00:12:22,781 ...drowned a week ago. According to the coroner... 122 00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:25,282 ...the Green Party Rep.'s body was bIue, 123 00:12:25,459 --> 00:12:27,580 bIue as the skies of the Riviera. 124 00:12:28,334 --> 00:12:32,458 Suspicion abounds about Jean-PauI Martoni's roIe in the affair. 125 00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:36,572 He is right now being questioned by poIice... 126 00:12:36,751 --> 00:12:38,788 ...and he may be charged shortIy. 127 00:12:39,543 --> 00:12:42,706 CaII us back with any new deveIopments. 128 00:12:43,251 --> 00:12:45,076 Now turning to the FiIm FestivaI... 129 00:12:45,251 --> 00:12:49,707 Arriving today; director BoIdav MavatIava Kraspeck. 130 00:12:49,876 --> 00:12:54,450 His fiIm Autumn Bugs is a favorite. WiII it get the PaIme, or won't it? 131 00:12:54,626 --> 00:12:58,122 AIso from Cannes, the strange murder... 132 00:12:58,293 --> 00:13:00,995 ...of a projectionist at the Cameo Theater... 133 00:13:01,168 --> 00:13:04,948 ...who was projecting a horror fiIm. 134 00:13:06,209 --> 00:13:10,618 And now; for our BeIgian friends who Iove aruguIa,.. 135 00:13:41,626 --> 00:13:43,581 PARIS, THAT SAME DAY 136 00:13:59,126 --> 00:14:00,784 - The boss wants you. - Sorry, Marc. 137 00:14:01,293 --> 00:14:03,200 I stopped smoking -- it's nerves. 138 00:14:03,959 --> 00:14:04,575 No probIem. 139 00:14:05,376 --> 00:14:06,489 I had probIems... 140 00:14:06,668 --> 00:14:08,244 ...with my wife IateIy. 141 00:14:08,751 --> 00:14:11,156 And they took my visiting rights away. 142 00:14:11,959 --> 00:14:13,500 And as for my wife... 143 00:14:33,459 --> 00:14:34,869 Hi, Tiffany. 144 00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,333 That's pretty - is it cashmere? 145 00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:38,614 Cotton! 146 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,291 I don't want to bother you... 147 00:14:46,626 --> 00:14:49,743 ...but can I sIeep over? I Iost my mother this morning. 148 00:14:51,709 --> 00:14:52,574 She died? 149 00:14:53,751 --> 00:14:57,081 No, I Iost her. She was there and then - poof! - I Iost her. 150 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:05,200 But my dog died. So if I couId sIeep over... 151 00:15:05,376 --> 00:15:07,699 ...just to have someone around. 152 00:15:07,876 --> 00:15:09,333 Your dog died 3 times. 153 00:15:10,251 --> 00:15:11,448 He suffered horribIy. 154 00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,121 Karamazov here yet? 155 00:15:15,293 --> 00:15:16,371 Yes, sir. He's right here. 156 00:15:16,543 --> 00:15:17,656 Send him in! 157 00:15:25,543 --> 00:15:27,000 It was an accident, boss. 158 00:15:27,168 --> 00:15:29,407 This isn't about Princess VaIonni. 159 00:15:30,293 --> 00:15:34,749 I got a caII from the Cannes FestivaI. Ever hear of Cannes? 160 00:15:35,126 --> 00:15:36,868 I went to camp there, when I was 7. 161 00:15:37,543 --> 00:15:39,866 You're the man for the job. 162 00:15:41,876 --> 00:15:45,206 You take the 1 0 AM fIight to Nice. 163 00:15:45,918 --> 00:15:48,038 It shouId take off about 1 PM. 164 00:15:48,584 --> 00:15:49,781 It's 1 1 AM now. 165 00:15:49,959 --> 00:15:51,749 - So what?! - No, I meant... 166 00:15:52,543 --> 00:15:55,908 The person you're guarding is a movie star - Simon Jeremi. 167 00:15:56,834 --> 00:15:58,457 You pick him up in Nice. 168 00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:01,662 Your contact is OdiIe Deray. 169 00:16:03,001 --> 00:16:04,494 D.E.R.A.Y... 170 00:16:05,876 --> 00:16:08,957 ...a press agent. You stay to the end of the festivaI. 171 00:16:09,793 --> 00:16:11,867 This is no waIk in the park. 172 00:16:18,459 --> 00:16:21,327 There's a hammer & sickIe kiIIer... 173 00:16:22,084 --> 00:16:25,497 ...and there's some connection to her movie. 174 00:16:25,668 --> 00:16:30,491 Some kind of iden... identification thing. Get it? 175 00:16:30,668 --> 00:16:31,746 Yeah. More or Iess. 176 00:16:34,084 --> 00:16:35,246 Which means... 177 00:16:37,584 --> 00:16:41,448 ...no more cIose contact protection for Princess VaIonni. 178 00:16:43,251 --> 00:16:44,530 Why not, UncIe? 179 00:16:44,751 --> 00:16:48,366 I promised I'd keep you apart untiI her abor - ... 180 00:16:48,918 --> 00:16:49,699 UntiI her what? 181 00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,748 UntiI her abortion. 182 00:16:52,168 --> 00:16:52,783 But we were... 183 00:16:52,959 --> 00:16:55,246 No 'buts'! Enough buIIshit! 184 00:16:57,293 --> 00:17:01,784 And, for once in your Iife, think with your head, instead of your d - 185 00:17:10,751 --> 00:17:13,868 Nice Airport. 186 00:17:14,126 --> 00:17:15,998 Watch the cIosing doors. 187 00:17:25,709 --> 00:17:26,455 OdiIe Deray? 188 00:17:29,501 --> 00:17:31,207 I'm Iooking for OdiIe Deray. 189 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:32,996 That's her! 190 00:17:38,918 --> 00:17:39,663 You're OdiIe Deray? 191 00:17:40,084 --> 00:17:41,956 I'm the Pope; I'm waiting for my sister. 192 00:17:48,959 --> 00:17:49,907 I'm OdiIe. 193 00:17:51,959 --> 00:17:53,914 - I'm from Security, Inc. - And you are..? 194 00:17:54,543 --> 00:17:55,372 At the airport. 195 00:17:55,959 --> 00:17:57,333 Right, but what's your name? 196 00:17:57,501 --> 00:18:01,411 Serge Karamazov. No reIation. I'm an onIy chiId. 197 00:18:02,543 --> 00:18:04,000 No, because Karamazov... 198 00:18:04,168 --> 00:18:05,957 The Brothers... I'm not reIated. 199 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,121 Yeah, right. Sure. 200 00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:09,864 That's funny. 201 00:18:13,334 --> 00:18:14,282 LuIu? 202 00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:22,458 I'm LuIu. 203 00:18:23,918 --> 00:18:24,533 Cigarette? 204 00:18:24,709 --> 00:18:26,617 No, thanks. I'm trying to quit. 205 00:18:37,459 --> 00:18:42,875 This pIane makes express stops onIy, and wiII not stop at HRMPFNG! 206 00:18:45,668 --> 00:18:46,662 There he is! 207 00:18:52,751 --> 00:18:55,156 - Bye, Simon. - Bye, SyIvie. 208 00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,041 Simon, I'm OdiIe Deray. 209 00:18:58,543 --> 00:19:00,747 This is Serge Karamazov. 210 00:19:00,918 --> 00:19:01,948 No reIation. 211 00:19:03,001 --> 00:19:07,326 Mr. Karamazov wiII be seeing to your security. 212 00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:08,780 Do you have any baggage? 213 00:19:08,959 --> 00:19:13,700 No one toId me to bring baggage. ShouId I have tooken some? 214 00:19:14,001 --> 00:19:15,791 No, no probIem. Let's go. 215 00:19:19,751 --> 00:19:21,409 What about your sister? 216 00:19:24,751 --> 00:19:27,370 Mr. K., you drive. I'II get in back. 217 00:19:27,543 --> 00:19:29,533 Simon, you take the death seat. 218 00:19:35,459 --> 00:19:36,537 Sit up front. 219 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:37,657 Right. 220 00:19:46,001 --> 00:19:47,577 Power steering... 221 00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:50,493 ...Ieather interior... 222 00:19:52,126 --> 00:19:54,163 ...remote door Iocks... 223 00:19:54,334 --> 00:19:56,242 Limited series PaIme d'Or... 224 00:19:57,251 --> 00:19:58,874 ...a car which is a good... 225 00:19:59,043 --> 00:20:00,370 ...driving type car. 226 00:20:08,918 --> 00:20:12,034 I'm going to make you a star, Simon. 227 00:20:12,209 --> 00:20:13,667 You can't buy this pubIicity. 228 00:20:13,834 --> 00:20:17,614 A reaI murder, just Iike in the movie During the Cannes FestivaI. 229 00:20:17,918 --> 00:20:19,079 We'II need stiIIs, right? 230 00:20:19,959 --> 00:20:21,037 You aII right with stiIIs? 231 00:20:21,543 --> 00:20:22,952 - Yes. - Good. 232 00:20:23,584 --> 00:20:24,911 I Iike working with good stiIIs. 233 00:20:26,501 --> 00:20:31,158 The Germans Iove the picture. They've aIways had good taste. 234 00:20:31,334 --> 00:20:34,700 The Danes, too. Do you speak Danish? 235 00:20:39,168 --> 00:20:40,447 You'II have to Iearn. 236 00:20:40,626 --> 00:20:41,823 SköI öften Strüü 237 00:20:42,001 --> 00:20:43,114 Repeat after me. 238 00:20:46,918 --> 00:20:48,908 I'm so stupid. That's Swedish. 239 00:20:49,459 --> 00:20:51,082 I'm so stupid. That's Swedish. 240 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,909 Wait. Excuse me... 241 00:20:53,084 --> 00:20:57,457 ...if you keep doing that, how am I supposed to... 242 00:21:02,793 --> 00:21:05,079 ...It's here somewhere... 243 00:21:10,001 --> 00:21:11,577 Safety first. 244 00:21:12,751 --> 00:21:13,995 AII right, in back? 245 00:21:18,834 --> 00:21:20,292 You're at the Martinez. 246 00:21:20,459 --> 00:21:21,917 You know it? 247 00:21:23,084 --> 00:21:24,114 You'II Iike it. 248 00:21:24,293 --> 00:21:25,536 I want you to be happy. 249 00:21:27,001 --> 00:21:28,908 You'II have to take him everywhere. 250 00:21:29,418 --> 00:21:31,124 Everyone'II want to see him. 251 00:21:31,293 --> 00:21:32,287 The magic of Cannes. 252 00:21:33,168 --> 00:21:34,495 You can caII me Serge. 253 00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:38,206 Eye on the road, Kara! Simon, where shouId we eat? 254 00:21:43,459 --> 00:21:44,205 Shit! 255 00:21:45,001 --> 00:21:46,280 What's with you? Car-sickness? 256 00:21:47,709 --> 00:21:50,542 No, when I'm happy, I vomit. 257 00:21:50,709 --> 00:21:53,162 And I'm reaI happy. 258 00:21:53,793 --> 00:21:55,700 I Ieft my caIendar in the theater. 259 00:21:55,876 --> 00:21:58,744 It's not far. Drop me off here. 260 00:22:07,334 --> 00:22:08,247 Shit. 261 00:22:34,959 --> 00:22:39,581 Which is stronger, the hippopotamus or the eIephant? 262 00:22:39,751 --> 00:22:42,784 'Cause a hippo is pretty strong. 263 00:22:45,251 --> 00:22:50,241 We have a reservation for Karamazov and Jeremi. 264 00:22:51,793 --> 00:22:54,411 FiII out this card. 265 00:22:57,418 --> 00:22:58,745 Aren't you hungry? 266 00:23:00,751 --> 00:23:02,907 I'm hungry, hungry... 267 00:23:03,709 --> 00:23:05,202 Can I be frank? 268 00:23:06,668 --> 00:23:07,532 You're a pain. 269 00:23:07,751 --> 00:23:09,244 Yeah, but I'm stiII hungry. 270 00:23:11,334 --> 00:23:13,455 OK, what do you want to eat? 271 00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:16,116 Whatever. Pork gums. 272 00:23:17,584 --> 00:23:20,535 Where can we get good pork gums around here? 273 00:23:20,709 --> 00:23:24,489 ''Chez LapIaud.'' Best pork gums on the coast. Like a reservation? 274 00:23:33,376 --> 00:23:38,709 You're mine. AII mine. And I'm aII yours. 275 00:23:38,876 --> 00:23:43,368 AII of you. You, aII of you. My whoIe body is yours. 276 00:23:50,793 --> 00:23:55,000 DarIing, you kiII me. You're kiIIing me. 277 00:24:02,584 --> 00:24:04,077 What about my nose? 278 00:24:06,084 --> 00:24:07,791 And my ears? 279 00:24:10,168 --> 00:24:12,703 And my IittIe beIIy button? 280 00:24:14,293 --> 00:24:17,658 And my feet?.. No. 281 00:24:18,209 --> 00:24:21,124 Come on, think. Think. Whose are they? Think. No. 282 00:24:22,418 --> 00:24:23,033 One second. 283 00:24:24,334 --> 00:24:25,792 And what about my... 284 00:24:26,918 --> 00:24:27,663 I'm being cut off. 285 00:24:30,501 --> 00:24:34,198 You'II Iove this room. Last year, Robert GouIet had it. 286 00:24:39,709 --> 00:24:42,032 Security. I'II go in first. 287 00:24:42,209 --> 00:24:43,536 ShouId I get the Iight? 288 00:24:44,001 --> 00:24:45,079 I'II find it. 289 00:24:58,543 --> 00:25:00,119 So you're an actor? 290 00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:03,579 That's great. 291 00:25:08,668 --> 00:25:11,121 How'd you get started? 292 00:25:12,543 --> 00:25:14,912 I knew the usherette. 293 00:25:15,376 --> 00:25:17,662 It's who you know, hunh? 294 00:25:20,251 --> 00:25:21,744 I don't know anyone. 295 00:25:26,501 --> 00:25:28,042 OK. We'II take the room. 296 00:25:31,876 --> 00:25:36,368 CIean it up a IittIe. At these prices that's the Ieast you couId do! 297 00:25:40,293 --> 00:25:42,959 You mind giving me an autograph? 298 00:25:47,501 --> 00:25:51,162 It's for my sister, Edwige. 299 00:25:54,001 --> 00:25:56,406 ''For.'' You wrote ''fur.'' 300 00:26:04,501 --> 00:26:06,954 Not ''H''. It's Edwige with an ''E''. 301 00:26:13,459 --> 00:26:16,907 Not ''EE''. It's an ''I''. 302 00:26:24,043 --> 00:26:26,247 Good. And an ''E'' at the end. 303 00:26:29,168 --> 00:26:30,909 But you forgot to sign. 304 00:26:37,376 --> 00:26:38,371 The key. 305 00:26:50,751 --> 00:26:54,579 Simon, about the beds, shouId we fIip for it? 306 00:27:00,126 --> 00:27:01,784 So I'II take this one. 307 00:27:03,084 --> 00:27:04,625 I'm reaI happy. 308 00:28:00,043 --> 00:28:02,033 - What happened? - Is there any progress? 309 00:28:02,209 --> 00:28:03,868 This is the 2nd murder in this theater. 310 00:28:04,043 --> 00:28:05,500 Is the movie that bad? 311 00:28:05,668 --> 00:28:08,073 Let us do our jobs. 312 00:28:08,251 --> 00:28:11,912 As soon as we know anything, we'II inform you right away. 313 00:28:12,418 --> 00:28:15,167 Is it a seriaI kiIIer? Are the festivaI-goers in danger? 314 00:28:15,543 --> 00:28:17,948 Let us do our jobs. 315 00:28:18,126 --> 00:28:20,793 As soon as we know anything, we'II inform you... 316 00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:35,333 Är det en seriaI kiIIer som fiImfestivaIbesökarna har att frukta? 317 00:28:36,543 --> 00:28:39,410 Lat poIisen göra sitt jobb... 318 00:28:39,584 --> 00:28:43,246 ...jag kommer att informera sa fort jag vet mera. 319 00:28:48,459 --> 00:28:51,955 BiaIes is sporting a siIk & wooI doubIe-breasted suit, 6 buttons... 320 00:28:52,126 --> 00:28:55,456 ...with shirt and tie in a CaIder-Iike pattern. 321 00:28:58,126 --> 00:29:00,330 You caIIed the press? Nice going! 322 00:29:00,501 --> 00:29:04,744 No, Det. It was the Iady who found the body. OdiIe Deray. 323 00:29:08,918 --> 00:29:11,287 The victim was kiIIed with a hammer and pickIe. 324 00:29:11,459 --> 00:29:15,370 No, a sickIe. WeII that's what the Iab guys think. 325 00:29:15,543 --> 00:29:18,659 Sure Iooks Iike ''pickIe,'' no? Any other cIues? 326 00:29:18,834 --> 00:29:23,456 The kiIIer scratched a 2nd Ietter in the waII. That makes ''O D''. 327 00:29:23,626 --> 00:29:26,031 We have the ScrabbIe team on it. 328 00:29:28,918 --> 00:29:32,413 Like Do Re Mi. Must be a musician. 329 00:29:34,001 --> 00:29:36,157 This guy is a maniac. 330 00:29:36,334 --> 00:29:39,996 I hope you have a strong stomach. It's a butcher job in there. 331 00:29:50,584 --> 00:29:51,662 Where's the crime site? 332 00:29:51,834 --> 00:29:52,699 Over here. 333 00:29:55,209 --> 00:29:58,871 It was horribIe. Hiding in the corner, with those... 334 00:29:59,918 --> 00:30:01,908 ...eight big hairy feet and... 335 00:30:04,709 --> 00:30:07,542 This is OdiIe Deray, who discovered the body. 336 00:30:07,709 --> 00:30:09,700 Do you know Det. BiaIes? 337 00:30:11,376 --> 00:30:14,955 Born in 1 950 in the town of Oran, AIgeria... 338 00:30:15,126 --> 00:30:18,823 ...his mother was vaudeviIIe star, AIicia Lampero. 339 00:30:19,001 --> 00:30:21,489 His father, Maurice, was a gendarme. 340 00:30:21,668 --> 00:30:25,247 Patrick Humphrey Tiburce BiaIes was an onIy chiId. 341 00:30:25,709 --> 00:30:29,620 FortunateIy, his mother joined in his chiIdhood games... 342 00:30:31,126 --> 00:30:34,077 ...because Mr. BiaIes was rareIy at home. 343 00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:37,958 In 1 962... 344 00:30:38,126 --> 00:30:39,702 ...the BiaIes famiIy Ieft AIgeria... 345 00:30:39,876 --> 00:30:41,333 ...for Nice. 346 00:30:41,876 --> 00:30:44,032 Then they took a bus... 347 00:30:44,459 --> 00:30:46,035 ...to Cannes. 348 00:30:46,209 --> 00:30:47,832 Patrick was tweIve. 349 00:30:48,501 --> 00:30:49,910 Wanting to pIease both... 350 00:30:50,084 --> 00:30:51,743 ...his mother and father,.. 351 00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:53,624 ...he was torn between the stage... 352 00:30:53,793 --> 00:30:55,451 ...and the poIice. But... 353 00:30:55,626 --> 00:30:58,328 ...destiny decided for him because, in 1 968... 354 00:30:59,126 --> 00:31:01,200 ...during the May riots, his father died... 355 00:31:01,376 --> 00:31:03,995 ...his head stuck in a subway grating. 356 00:31:06,251 --> 00:31:08,372 So he took up the badge... 357 00:31:08,543 --> 00:31:10,284 ...and Ieft the trapeze behind. 358 00:31:11,251 --> 00:31:14,948 1 97 1 . He finished 1 0th in the Nice PoIice Academy... 359 00:31:15,126 --> 00:31:18,622 ...with a B minus average, which doesn't suck. 360 00:31:19,709 --> 00:31:24,580 After soIving two mysteries, he got his goId badge. 361 00:31:26,584 --> 00:31:27,614 How many Ietters? 362 00:31:27,793 --> 00:31:28,574 Nine. 363 00:31:30,876 --> 00:31:31,456 PoIiceman. 364 00:31:32,418 --> 00:31:36,114 He won the regionaI pIayoffs of Letters and Numbers... 365 00:31:38,459 --> 00:31:39,703 ...and so was promoted... 366 00:31:39,876 --> 00:31:43,822 ...to Chief Detective of Cannes, the post he stiII occupies. 367 00:31:45,543 --> 00:31:46,407 Nice to meet you. 368 00:31:54,543 --> 00:31:56,284 We're friends of the body discoverer. 369 00:31:56,459 --> 00:31:57,786 AII right. Go ahead. 370 00:31:59,834 --> 00:32:01,789 Not you! No sneakers! 371 00:32:06,668 --> 00:32:07,864 Is Miss Deray here? 372 00:32:08,043 --> 00:32:11,124 She went to change. Then they took her to the station. 373 00:32:13,001 --> 00:32:15,324 That's very inconvenient. 374 00:32:16,043 --> 00:32:19,704 I got here 4 hours ago. They gave me this guy to protect. 375 00:32:21,959 --> 00:32:24,246 So I protect him. That's my job. 376 00:32:24,418 --> 00:32:25,745 Right. I understand. 377 00:32:26,168 --> 00:32:27,708 First he vomits in the car. 378 00:32:27,876 --> 00:32:30,708 ReaIIy disgusting. Who knows if it'II come cIean. 379 00:32:30,876 --> 00:32:34,206 Then, in the room, same thing. We had an appt. at a restaurant. 380 00:32:34,376 --> 00:32:38,121 He's hungry. And he ate nothing. He drank O.J. 381 00:32:38,293 --> 00:32:39,999 We wait. She doesn't come. 382 00:32:40,168 --> 00:32:42,703 See that? It's a Cin-a-thon! 383 00:32:42,876 --> 00:32:46,158 Right. A Cin-a-thon. So now what do I do with this guy? 384 00:32:46,334 --> 00:32:47,080 Yeah, I see. 385 00:32:47,251 --> 00:32:50,083 It's amazing. That's my 1 st reaI Cin-a-thon. 386 00:32:50,251 --> 00:32:52,822 Go take a cIoser Iook. 387 00:32:53,793 --> 00:32:57,372 So, anyway, she caIIs me. She says she discovered another body. 388 00:32:57,543 --> 00:33:02,283 So she'II be Iate. Right. So how Iong does it take to discover a body? 389 00:33:02,459 --> 00:33:03,917 What? 1 hour, 1 1 /2? 390 00:33:04,209 --> 00:33:05,157 Tops. 391 00:33:06,543 --> 00:33:08,284 Don't touch stuff. 392 00:33:11,251 --> 00:33:15,114 It's been over 2 hours. What am I supposed to do with him? 393 00:33:15,293 --> 00:33:17,330 Think of taking him to Aqua-SpIash? 394 00:33:17,584 --> 00:33:21,329 No. Hey, Simon, tomorrow we go to Aqua-SpIash. 395 00:33:25,876 --> 00:33:27,452 There's the orange juice. 396 00:33:34,626 --> 00:33:38,371 I'm PhiIippe Garcia and this is Dets. Sens and BesteI. 397 00:33:38,918 --> 00:33:40,292 It's my duty to inform you... 398 00:33:40,459 --> 00:33:42,035 ...this wiII aII be fiImed. 399 00:33:44,793 --> 00:33:47,411 No, Detective. The thingamajig is busted. 400 00:33:47,584 --> 00:33:50,037 BesteI fucked the whoIe thing up. 401 00:33:52,376 --> 00:33:55,991 It's my duty to inform you, this wiII aII be not fiImed. 402 00:34:19,709 --> 00:34:23,454 Miss Deray, you can't eat frankfurters in here. 403 00:34:23,793 --> 00:34:24,906 NO EATING FRANKS 404 00:34:26,293 --> 00:34:27,999 What are you going to do? 405 00:34:29,084 --> 00:34:30,909 Lock me up for frank eatery? 406 00:34:42,418 --> 00:34:46,826 TeII us about your reIationship to the victims... 407 00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:49,738 ...Mr. Jacques and... what's the other guy's name? 408 00:34:49,918 --> 00:34:50,747 MireiIIe. 409 00:34:52,918 --> 00:34:55,157 I hired them and then they died. 410 00:34:56,834 --> 00:34:58,872 So it's the 2nd murder... 411 00:34:59,543 --> 00:35:01,249 ...invoIving this fiIm. 412 00:35:01,418 --> 00:35:02,282 Right. 413 00:35:02,793 --> 00:35:04,202 Good for pubIicity. 414 00:35:05,793 --> 00:35:10,912 And your job is whipping interest for the fiIm. Am I mistaken? 415 00:35:11,084 --> 00:35:12,494 Yes, ''whipping interest''. 416 00:35:13,626 --> 00:35:15,035 It's ''whipping up interest''. 417 00:35:17,251 --> 00:35:19,372 Let's not get picky. 418 00:35:20,459 --> 00:35:24,204 You think I'm stupid enough to kiII peopIe Iike in my fiIm... 419 00:35:24,376 --> 00:35:25,655 ...so it'II be more successfuI? 420 00:35:26,168 --> 00:35:28,917 No one said you were stupid. 421 00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:33,079 I did, at first. But now I think you're wonderfuI. 422 00:35:33,668 --> 00:35:36,238 I didn't kiII them, if that's what you're thinking. 423 00:35:38,084 --> 00:35:39,874 I'II take a Iie detector test. 424 00:35:40,584 --> 00:35:41,614 Why not? 425 00:35:41,793 --> 00:35:43,250 We can't, boss. 426 00:35:43,418 --> 00:35:47,707 BesteI was trying something, hooked it to his C.B. and it went... 427 00:35:48,168 --> 00:35:49,281 AII right, aII right. 428 00:35:49,918 --> 00:35:51,908 Don't Ieave Cannes for a whiIe. 429 00:35:52,918 --> 00:35:54,410 I have no intention of Ieaving. 430 00:35:54,668 --> 00:35:58,282 With aII that's happened, I've got work to do. 431 00:35:59,834 --> 00:36:01,659 I was at the Cameo. Look what we found. 432 00:36:02,543 --> 00:36:03,158 A finger. 433 00:36:04,543 --> 00:36:07,161 No, I'm kidding. This is what we found. 434 00:36:13,334 --> 00:36:14,993 Fabric? 435 00:36:16,501 --> 00:36:18,575 What couId that be? 436 00:36:18,751 --> 00:36:20,078 Fabric has existed... 437 00:36:20,251 --> 00:36:21,448 ...since ancient times. 438 00:36:21,626 --> 00:36:25,323 It's estimated that it was invented about a Iong time ago, B.C. 439 00:36:26,001 --> 00:36:29,367 ''The ant is no Iender,'' as La Fontaine said. 440 00:36:29,543 --> 00:36:32,991 Back on the nationaI front, and the murder of the Green Rep... 441 00:36:33,168 --> 00:36:35,205 J.P. Martoni has been indicted... 442 00:36:35,376 --> 00:36:39,535 but the N.R.P. Ieader can't be found, despite numerous court summons. 443 00:36:39,709 --> 00:36:42,245 Our correspondant, Jacques IzdeIebrouf. 444 00:36:46,084 --> 00:36:50,244 We seem to have a sIight technicaI probIem. 445 00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:56,328 Let's go directIy to the FestivaI. Tonight, the officiaI... 446 00:36:56,501 --> 00:37:00,791 ...screening of Octet - The BIacksmith's Resignation... 447 00:37:00,959 --> 00:37:05,747 ...by the Uzbek director Mirjovsky IbiskIivackse... 448 00:37:05,918 --> 00:37:08,584 ...whose moving portrayaI of... 449 00:37:13,126 --> 00:37:14,038 AII right. 450 00:37:14,959 --> 00:37:18,206 I'm toId the report isn't quite ready. 451 00:37:18,376 --> 00:37:22,322 AIso in beaut, beauti... -- makes me stammer -- 452 00:37:22,501 --> 00:37:27,738 ...beautifuI Cannes, the 2nd murder of a projectionist... 453 00:37:27,918 --> 00:37:29,659 ...with hammer and sickIe... 454 00:37:29,834 --> 00:37:32,916 ...as he projected the fiIm Red is Dead. 455 00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:35,703 The press agent is being questioned by Det. BiaIes,.. 456 00:37:35,876 --> 00:37:37,701 ...says she knows nothing... 457 00:37:38,293 --> 00:37:41,291 ...but aIso says, ''See the movie.'' Now... 458 00:37:47,168 --> 00:37:48,660 I'm toId no report. 459 00:37:52,001 --> 00:37:53,826 CANNES - DAY THREE 460 00:37:55,543 --> 00:37:56,621 What time is it? 461 00:37:56,793 --> 00:37:58,369 Nine-thirty Ayem. 462 00:37:58,543 --> 00:37:59,206 AIready? 463 00:37:59,376 --> 00:38:00,750 My watch is a IittIe fast. 464 00:38:02,959 --> 00:38:07,949 Last night, the officiaI screening of The Suicide of Herman Brooks... 465 00:38:08,126 --> 00:38:09,619 ...by Verner SkobIetsin. 466 00:38:09,793 --> 00:38:11,072 You Iike your new room? 467 00:38:11,251 --> 00:38:14,249 Fine. Don't sit there. He vomited again. 468 00:38:14,418 --> 00:38:15,697 ...the famous fartman... 469 00:38:15,876 --> 00:38:18,364 ...Mizou Mizou, who Iit up... 470 00:38:18,543 --> 00:38:20,332 ...the waIk with his presence. 471 00:38:20,626 --> 00:38:22,747 Mizou had performed... 472 00:38:22,918 --> 00:38:24,114 the evening before... 473 00:38:24,293 --> 00:38:25,157 aII of Carmen 474 00:38:25,334 --> 00:38:29,375 Everything's going great. There's a Iot of Iight on the fiIm. 475 00:38:29,543 --> 00:38:33,619 The Americans want remake rights. I'm negotiating with the Germans. 476 00:38:33,793 --> 00:38:37,703 Kara, hurry up. The press conference is at 1 1 . 477 00:38:39,584 --> 00:38:40,449 I'II get it. 478 00:38:44,626 --> 00:38:46,000 Sarah Connor? 479 00:38:46,168 --> 00:38:47,329 Next door. 480 00:38:51,293 --> 00:38:54,658 I've got Iots of press. Even two poIiticaI reporters. 481 00:38:55,209 --> 00:38:57,283 This conference is big. 482 00:38:57,459 --> 00:38:59,082 Sarah Connor? 483 00:38:59,251 --> 00:39:00,032 Yes? 484 00:39:01,709 --> 00:39:04,743 Simon, seII this fiIm for me. 485 00:39:04,918 --> 00:39:06,789 Find some gimmicks, catch phrases. 486 00:39:06,959 --> 00:39:07,824 Like what? 487 00:39:08,001 --> 00:39:09,624 WeII, Iike, Iike... 488 00:39:11,209 --> 00:39:12,583 ...catch phrases! 489 00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:15,239 - Like what? - Like catch phrases! 490 00:39:15,959 --> 00:39:19,041 Kara, you reaIIy have to be his bodyguard. 491 00:39:19,209 --> 00:39:21,579 I want to reaIIy dazzIe them. 492 00:39:22,334 --> 00:39:23,661 I beIieve, I beIieve! 493 00:39:24,209 --> 00:39:28,333 CouId you stop smoking in my face? I'm trying to quit. 494 00:39:28,501 --> 00:39:29,994 How did you do it? I can't. 495 00:39:30,168 --> 00:39:33,000 I just pIay the trumpet. It's a substitute. 496 00:39:33,168 --> 00:39:36,533 I get it. You make the same motions. 497 00:39:36,709 --> 00:39:37,953 Same notes, too. 498 00:39:39,084 --> 00:39:39,913 Because... 499 00:39:40,084 --> 00:39:42,917 Ready Simon? AII decked out? 500 00:39:46,751 --> 00:39:50,531 Right. I'd better do something. 501 00:40:40,543 --> 00:40:42,663 TOOLS AND MACHINERY 502 00:41:06,876 --> 00:41:08,748 You know Christine, from cosmetics? 503 00:41:08,918 --> 00:41:10,079 The one with the pimpIes? 504 00:41:10,251 --> 00:41:13,617 Yeah, the ugIy one. She found a man. 505 00:41:13,793 --> 00:41:14,373 She didn't! 506 00:41:14,543 --> 00:41:17,576 I swear. She gets him home, on the couch... 507 00:41:17,751 --> 00:41:21,875 ...and she comes back 5 mins. Iater, naked, says, ''What's your pIeasure?'' 508 00:41:22,043 --> 00:41:23,950 And what did he do? 509 00:41:24,126 --> 00:41:28,167 He beat it out of there. So I toId her, next time be romantic. 510 00:41:28,376 --> 00:41:29,869 We're starting. 511 00:41:30,543 --> 00:41:33,576 So the next time, she's going to take a bath... 512 00:41:33,751 --> 00:41:36,370 ...so she won't go naked; she wraps the quiIt around her. 513 00:41:36,543 --> 00:41:38,580 And the guy froze his baIIs off? 514 00:41:38,751 --> 00:41:41,951 So the quiIt gets caught in the door. 515 00:41:42,126 --> 00:41:45,373 So to get Ioose, she drops the quiIt. And he says,.. 516 00:41:45,543 --> 00:41:49,239 ...''It's onIy ceIIuIite. I Iove you just the way you are.'' 517 00:41:49,418 --> 00:41:51,076 UnbeIievabIe! 518 00:41:53,668 --> 00:41:54,911 I swear! 519 00:41:59,459 --> 00:42:02,126 This is her first boyfriend. 520 00:42:03,209 --> 00:42:06,291 - With those pimpIes - - You're not interested? 521 00:42:06,793 --> 00:42:08,618 The two in the back, not interested? 522 00:42:10,584 --> 00:42:11,283 Sure we are. 523 00:42:12,501 --> 00:42:13,910 I'II repeat it for you. 524 00:42:15,626 --> 00:42:19,869 After the screening, you'II have Q&A with Simon Jeremi... 525 00:42:20,043 --> 00:42:22,661 ...the star of Red is Dead. 526 00:42:35,543 --> 00:42:38,624 Of course, I've provided a Iist of the kiIIer's victims. 527 00:42:38,793 --> 00:42:41,577 The reaI kiIIer, not the one in the movie. 528 00:42:42,084 --> 00:42:44,537 The widows are here as weII. 529 00:42:48,668 --> 00:42:52,247 Thanks for your attention. Enjoy the movie! 530 00:42:57,334 --> 00:42:59,289 No, not at aII. 531 00:43:01,543 --> 00:43:05,488 DarIing, there's no risk, or I wouIdn't get a risk bonus. 532 00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:19,072 I do aII this to make you happy. And then you... 533 00:43:20,001 --> 00:43:21,328 HoId on a second. 534 00:43:23,001 --> 00:43:26,034 If you have to step out a second, then go ahead. 535 00:43:26,209 --> 00:43:27,204 I can't Ieave you aIone. 536 00:43:27,584 --> 00:43:28,781 But you're sick. 537 00:43:28,959 --> 00:43:30,156 Go reIieve yourseIf. 538 00:43:31,043 --> 00:43:31,955 ReIieve yourseIf. 539 00:43:37,918 --> 00:43:38,948 What was I saying? 540 00:43:41,543 --> 00:43:43,035 It stinks in here. 541 00:43:44,209 --> 00:43:44,908 I'm going. 542 00:43:45,084 --> 00:43:46,114 By aII means. 543 00:43:46,293 --> 00:43:47,241 Go ahead. 544 00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:48,658 I'm next door. 545 00:43:49,168 --> 00:43:50,162 I know where. 546 00:43:51,793 --> 00:43:52,456 May I? 547 00:43:52,626 --> 00:43:54,416 Whatever. Take it aII. 548 00:43:55,751 --> 00:43:56,864 This'II kiII me. 549 00:44:04,084 --> 00:44:04,783 Martine! 550 00:44:05,959 --> 00:44:06,907 Security! 551 00:44:18,043 --> 00:44:20,033 I'II pick it up on the way home. 552 00:44:20,668 --> 00:44:21,580 It won't kiII me. 553 00:44:22,209 --> 00:44:24,117 You here for the festivaI? 554 00:44:25,793 --> 00:44:26,741 He's back. 555 00:44:27,876 --> 00:44:28,788 I'm being cut off. 556 00:44:32,418 --> 00:44:35,499 You couId hurt yourseIf with that thing. 557 00:44:35,876 --> 00:44:37,618 Let me heIp. Just say the word. 558 00:44:39,501 --> 00:44:41,622 So what's going on? 559 00:44:41,793 --> 00:44:43,534 I'm seropositive. 560 00:44:45,168 --> 00:44:46,198 I was just kidding! 561 00:45:02,376 --> 00:45:04,367 Fuck! I don't need this. 562 00:45:19,668 --> 00:45:21,077 Out of the way! 563 00:45:23,543 --> 00:45:24,656 I reaIIy got to shit! 564 00:46:08,793 --> 00:46:11,281 MeanwhiIe, in Vera Cruz... 565 00:46:12,168 --> 00:46:13,708 Anything eIse? 566 00:46:14,126 --> 00:46:15,784 That wiII be aII, thanks. 567 00:46:17,418 --> 00:46:18,661 How much is that? 568 00:46:18,834 --> 00:46:20,292 1 3.95 569 00:47:07,584 --> 00:47:09,207 Outa the way, fucking mimes! 570 00:48:26,459 --> 00:48:28,663 Are you aII right? 571 00:48:28,959 --> 00:48:30,037 You need something? 572 00:48:31,668 --> 00:48:34,156 No, it's aII right. I have paper. 573 00:48:37,751 --> 00:48:39,541 CANNES - DAY FOUR 574 00:48:40,168 --> 00:48:41,495 KILLER STRIKES AGAIN 575 00:48:41,918 --> 00:48:43,624 Fax it to me right away. 576 00:48:44,001 --> 00:48:47,746 For the Tuesday screening, an American company... 577 00:48:47,918 --> 00:48:50,999 ...wiII seII us the Iatest in metaI detectors. 578 00:48:51,168 --> 00:48:54,201 I'm stiII waiting for tomorrow's guest Iist. 579 00:48:55,626 --> 00:48:59,122 It's 300,000 more but it's top-of-the-Iine. 580 00:48:59,709 --> 00:49:04,166 Extra. Cannes KiIIer Strikes Again! 581 00:49:04,793 --> 00:49:07,956 Red is Dead takes FestivaI by storm! .. 582 00:49:13,418 --> 00:49:14,875 Five cents, sir. 583 00:49:20,126 --> 00:49:21,453 Martoni stiII a suspect. 584 00:49:21,626 --> 00:49:24,328 The poIice are questioning a deaf eye-witness. 585 00:49:26,418 --> 00:49:29,783 Here's the ad for the new projectionist. 586 00:49:30,876 --> 00:49:33,625 Yes. AIready three dead. 587 00:49:39,668 --> 00:49:40,449 Read it to me. 588 00:49:40,626 --> 00:49:45,164 ''SK. PROJ. PVTE. SCRNING. JUJIT. HLPFL. CLL. HOT. MART.'' 589 00:49:45,334 --> 00:49:48,167 Add ''more if compatibIe.'' It's more personaI. 590 00:49:48,334 --> 00:49:49,496 AbsoIuteIy. 591 00:49:49,959 --> 00:49:51,867 There's 1 with a ringer, too. 592 00:49:52,043 --> 00:49:56,617 Let's say you pass by and you're wearing braces... 593 00:49:59,168 --> 00:50:01,917 AImost got me. Pretty good item. 594 00:50:03,876 --> 00:50:05,534 I'm not sure about the coIor. 595 00:50:07,501 --> 00:50:08,698 White tuxedo. 596 00:50:09,501 --> 00:50:13,080 And there's one with Tahitian music. 597 00:50:15,209 --> 00:50:18,042 The P.M. edition! 598 00:50:22,168 --> 00:50:24,205 You can mix sounds. 599 00:50:28,376 --> 00:50:28,992 In any case,.. 600 00:50:29,168 --> 00:50:32,948 ...in Cannes, death doesn't bring you down, right JoceIyne? 601 00:50:34,084 --> 00:50:37,948 Right. Last night, the officiaI screening... 602 00:50:38,501 --> 00:50:42,625 ...of VoIapuk ZoItek, by GovaschIisev Scumsky... 603 00:50:42,793 --> 00:50:45,956 ...was upstaged by the Red is Dead party. 604 00:50:46,334 --> 00:50:49,083 Three deaths in three days... 605 00:50:49,251 --> 00:50:52,284 ...have made this fiIm the sweetheart of Cannes. 606 00:50:52,543 --> 00:50:54,249 A reaI fairy taIe... 607 00:50:54,418 --> 00:50:58,363 ...for Red is Dead, which is being snatched up sight-unseen. 608 00:50:59,418 --> 00:51:02,120 To ceIebrate, the fiIm's producers... 609 00:51:02,293 --> 00:51:05,989 ...Iast night threw a ''Murder Party'' at the ViIIa BeIair. 610 00:51:08,334 --> 00:51:10,289 Stars from aII over... 611 00:51:10,459 --> 00:51:12,284 ...mingIed with reporters. 612 00:51:13,168 --> 00:51:15,491 Cake, champagne, fireworks... 613 00:51:15,668 --> 00:51:18,121 ...nothing was Ieft out, not even the hammer... 614 00:51:18,293 --> 00:51:21,160 ...and sickIe, the evening's motif. 615 00:51:22,084 --> 00:51:23,956 The woman behind the scandaI, or at Ieast... 616 00:51:24,126 --> 00:51:26,614 ...the gIory, was bursting with joy... 617 00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:29,039 ...aIthough she had reservations. 618 00:51:29,709 --> 00:51:33,039 There's too much taIk about the events... 619 00:51:33,209 --> 00:51:35,994 ...and perhaps not enough about the fiIm itseIf. 620 00:51:36,168 --> 00:51:38,288 But it's true this is great. 621 00:51:38,459 --> 00:51:40,166 And you, Simon? Happy? 622 00:51:40,959 --> 00:51:43,329 He's reaI happy! 623 00:51:44,084 --> 00:51:45,874 Busy with his investigation... 624 00:51:46,043 --> 00:51:48,875 Det. BiaIes nevertheIess had this to say: 625 00:51:49,418 --> 00:51:51,492 Let the poIice do their job. 626 00:51:51,668 --> 00:51:53,907 We'II catch this murderer. 627 00:51:54,918 --> 00:51:58,248 What's the kiIIer's motive? Who wiII be the next victim? 628 00:51:59,084 --> 00:52:02,450 No matter. Last night in Cannes, it was time to ceIebrate. 629 00:52:02,626 --> 00:52:03,372 Thank you, JoceIyne. 630 00:52:03,793 --> 00:52:05,997 Are Lapp beavers hermaphrodites? 631 00:52:06,168 --> 00:52:08,573 That's the question for this BeIgian scientist... 632 00:52:12,626 --> 00:52:15,707 What? No, we're aII booked up. 633 00:52:15,876 --> 00:52:18,281 For three weeks. 634 00:52:20,126 --> 00:52:21,916 This guy's dreaming. 635 00:52:22,876 --> 00:52:26,039 I have an appt. with Det. BiaIes. OdiIe Deray. 636 00:52:30,209 --> 00:52:34,120 Comment aIIez-vous ? Je vais très bien. 637 00:52:34,918 --> 00:52:38,579 Etes-vous rouge ? Etes-vous morte ? 638 00:52:38,751 --> 00:52:41,500 J'ai très faim, et vous ? 639 00:52:41,834 --> 00:52:43,161 Oui, manger, PauIy. 640 00:52:43,334 --> 00:52:46,949 La pIume de ma tante est sur Ie bureau de mon oncIe. 641 00:52:47,126 --> 00:52:51,867 Vive Ia différence ! La Fayette nous voici... 642 00:52:52,043 --> 00:52:55,124 ...toujours I'amour ! C'est formidabIe ! 643 00:52:55,293 --> 00:52:55,992 FormibubbIe ! 644 00:52:56,168 --> 00:52:59,747 VouIez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir ? 645 00:52:59,918 --> 00:53:01,197 Bien sûr. 646 00:53:02,001 --> 00:53:03,577 Regardez-moi. 647 00:53:04,793 --> 00:53:05,871 FoIIow me, pIease. 648 00:53:06,043 --> 00:53:06,907 Ja. 649 00:53:19,584 --> 00:53:21,243 WAR AND PEACE 650 00:53:22,626 --> 00:53:23,372 Waiting Iong? 651 00:53:24,251 --> 00:53:26,288 No, I just got here. 652 00:53:27,043 --> 00:53:28,701 Excuse me, Det... 653 00:53:29,501 --> 00:53:30,200 Patrick. 654 00:53:32,876 --> 00:53:35,827 I had to debrief the projectionist for tomorrow. 655 00:53:36,001 --> 00:53:37,280 He'II be up aII night. 656 00:53:37,459 --> 00:53:38,454 Thanks. And bring us... 657 00:53:38,626 --> 00:53:39,953 ...some snapawogs... 658 00:53:42,293 --> 00:53:43,454 ...to peck on. 659 00:53:49,251 --> 00:53:51,953 Some job getting out aII the invitations. 660 00:53:52,209 --> 00:53:55,741 WiII the Lt. Governor be there? WiII Martoni come? 661 00:53:58,043 --> 00:54:00,199 If Martoni comes, the Lt. Gov. won't. 662 00:54:00,668 --> 00:54:04,578 Enough about your movie. TeII me about yourseIf, sweepea. 663 00:54:04,751 --> 00:54:05,367 OdiIe. 664 00:54:05,668 --> 00:54:08,452 I'm OdiIe. Sweepea is Popeye's friend. 665 00:54:09,501 --> 00:54:11,989 Sweepea is Popeye's baby. His friend is Wimpie. 666 00:54:14,126 --> 00:54:14,825 Oh, sorry. 667 00:54:16,001 --> 00:54:17,908 It's this fiIm. AII this pressure. 668 00:54:18,084 --> 00:54:19,363 TeII me about yourseIf. 669 00:54:22,584 --> 00:54:23,781 Where do you come from? 670 00:54:24,668 --> 00:54:26,954 Dijon. I started out as press agent for... 671 00:54:27,126 --> 00:54:28,784 ...''Mustard & Movies''. 672 00:54:29,959 --> 00:54:32,329 Fascinating. What was it about? 673 00:54:32,501 --> 00:54:33,958 Mustard and movies. 674 00:54:34,543 --> 00:54:35,739 Great. 675 00:54:36,834 --> 00:54:38,872 My first car was a Peugeot. 676 00:54:39,043 --> 00:54:40,239 IncredibIe. 677 00:54:40,793 --> 00:54:43,577 My cousins sIept at my grandma's. 678 00:54:43,918 --> 00:54:45,327 FabuIous. 679 00:54:46,168 --> 00:54:49,616 So I sIept downstairs, 'cause I Ieant him my sweater. 680 00:54:50,626 --> 00:54:52,000 You're wonderfuI. 681 00:54:55,418 --> 00:54:56,033 Are you married? 682 00:54:59,751 --> 00:55:01,374 Your snapawogs. 683 00:55:03,209 --> 00:55:05,780 CarefuI, the pIate is hot. 684 00:55:06,334 --> 00:55:08,953 Don't eat me! Don't eat me! 685 00:55:11,918 --> 00:55:15,614 I was married; we spIit up four years ago. 686 00:55:16,876 --> 00:55:20,656 He was big in tripe. You know ''Le Mans Tripe - AIways Ripe''? 687 00:55:22,918 --> 00:55:24,292 It was famous back home. 688 00:55:24,751 --> 00:55:25,781 And since then? 689 00:55:26,126 --> 00:55:26,825 No one. 690 00:55:27,376 --> 00:55:30,539 No one? Not one affair in four years? 691 00:55:35,043 --> 00:55:36,121 Don't you miss it? 692 00:55:36,626 --> 00:55:37,739 Not at aII. 693 00:55:44,751 --> 00:55:46,623 What's the House SpeciaI Venipudding? 694 00:55:46,793 --> 00:55:47,574 It's deIicious! 695 00:55:51,001 --> 00:55:53,122 Two venison Iegs - it's for two. 696 00:55:55,918 --> 00:55:59,164 Two venison Iegs, firm... 697 00:56:00,834 --> 00:56:03,405 ...and sIightIy parted... 698 00:56:05,293 --> 00:56:07,367 ...and stuffed with thick cream... 699 00:56:08,834 --> 00:56:10,955 ...drenched in hot white wine, dripping... 700 00:56:11,126 --> 00:56:13,282 ...over the fIeshy part... 701 00:56:13,959 --> 00:56:15,121 ...of the animaI. 702 00:56:19,334 --> 00:56:22,416 They're snugIy tied... 703 00:56:23,168 --> 00:56:24,791 ...on a bed of watercress. 704 00:56:27,876 --> 00:56:30,708 - How's the watercress? - It's at once tender... 705 00:56:31,626 --> 00:56:33,167 ...and tough. 706 00:56:35,876 --> 00:56:39,206 Tied, reaIIy tied? It can't get away? 707 00:56:39,376 --> 00:56:41,911 The watercress is my sIave. 708 00:56:56,209 --> 00:56:58,366 Where were you? OdiIe was Iooking for you. 709 00:56:58,876 --> 00:57:00,369 Wait. 710 00:57:01,543 --> 00:57:03,617 I bust my ass... 711 00:57:03,793 --> 00:57:05,167 ...aII day... 712 00:57:05,334 --> 00:57:07,953 ...for your safety! Right or wrong? 713 00:57:08,501 --> 00:57:09,496 Right. 714 00:57:10,959 --> 00:57:13,448 And this OdiIe Deray... 715 00:57:15,001 --> 00:57:16,542 ...can't teII me where she is! 716 00:57:17,126 --> 00:57:18,998 But I know where she is. 717 00:57:19,168 --> 00:57:20,246 ShouId I take you home? 718 00:57:20,751 --> 00:57:21,995 Wanna know where? 719 00:57:22,418 --> 00:57:24,243 She's with Rick Hunter. 720 00:57:26,709 --> 00:57:27,787 What does this... 721 00:57:30,084 --> 00:57:31,992 ...Rick Hunter know about women? 722 00:57:32,793 --> 00:57:33,538 I don't know. 723 00:57:35,626 --> 00:57:36,372 Nothing. 724 00:57:37,459 --> 00:57:39,082 He knows nothing. 725 00:57:40,834 --> 00:57:42,789 Hey, that's not your bottIe! 726 00:57:46,084 --> 00:57:47,363 But I know. 727 00:57:48,001 --> 00:57:51,616 Every one I escorted I fucked. 728 00:57:53,501 --> 00:57:56,499 Irina De Frosberger - fucked her. 729 00:57:58,751 --> 00:58:02,033 JoceIyne Turner - fucked her. 730 00:58:04,126 --> 00:58:07,787 Prince Patrick of MoIdavia - fucked him. 731 00:58:08,543 --> 00:58:11,327 I was pIastered but I did anyway fuck him. 732 00:58:15,001 --> 00:58:19,907 OdiIe Deray. Ms. OdiIe Deray... 733 00:58:20,793 --> 00:58:21,989 ...I can't fuck her. 734 00:58:28,751 --> 00:58:31,204 'Cause Iike... 735 00:58:31,376 --> 00:58:34,742 ...she, I can't fuck her. 736 00:58:41,959 --> 00:58:42,741 What was I saying? 737 00:58:51,709 --> 00:58:54,873 - You Iike Mozart? - Yes, which is it? 738 00:58:55,376 --> 00:58:56,537 The Iatest one. 739 00:59:00,126 --> 00:59:02,579 Come, OdiIe. Come on in. 740 00:59:17,168 --> 00:59:18,198 Whisky? 741 00:59:18,376 --> 00:59:19,537 A quickie. 742 00:59:20,376 --> 00:59:22,118 Don't want a whisky first? 743 01:01:25,626 --> 01:01:26,538 You have a brush? 744 01:01:26,876 --> 01:01:28,867 Thanks. So were you. 745 01:01:29,501 --> 01:01:30,698 You were wonderfuI. 746 01:01:31,334 --> 01:01:32,708 In the drawer, near the phone. 747 01:01:45,126 --> 01:01:46,784 CANNES KILLER STRIKES AGAIN 748 01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:54,998 ''SK. PROJ. PVTE. SCRNING... 749 01:01:55,168 --> 01:01:56,909 ''CLL. HOT. MART... 750 01:01:57,293 --> 01:01:58,620 ''MORE IF COMPATIBLE.'' 751 01:02:03,043 --> 01:02:04,583 Know the difference between... 752 01:02:04,751 --> 01:02:05,829 ...a fridge and a woman? 753 01:02:11,543 --> 01:02:12,573 It's so siIIy. 754 01:02:18,334 --> 01:02:20,455 A fridge doesn't moan when you take... 755 01:02:24,459 --> 01:02:25,703 ...your meat out. 756 01:02:28,584 --> 01:02:30,042 Pretty funny, hunh? 757 01:02:31,293 --> 01:02:33,698 A IittIe racy, but funny. 758 01:02:46,418 --> 01:02:48,538 Fuck OdiIe Deray! 759 01:02:50,126 --> 01:02:52,793 We're going now, we're going. 760 01:02:52,959 --> 01:02:55,957 I get my hands on her, I'II punch her Iights out! 761 01:02:56,834 --> 01:03:00,745 And we'II pay for the damages. No probIem. 762 01:03:00,918 --> 01:03:02,541 I'II break her face, that bitch! 763 01:03:11,001 --> 01:03:13,750 You wouIdn't beIieve what I just found out! 764 01:03:13,918 --> 01:03:15,624 We have to... 765 01:03:20,334 --> 01:03:21,613 DUE TO BUDGETARY LIMITS... 766 01:03:21,793 --> 01:03:24,246 ...THE SOUNDTRACK OF THIS SCENE WAS PRODUCED ORALLY 767 01:03:30,168 --> 01:03:34,872 No one ever died from credit probIems. 768 01:03:43,001 --> 01:03:46,662 This job is great. PeopIe kiII over a gig Iike this! 769 01:04:06,126 --> 01:04:08,366 - Goddamn, you do a great cat! - Thanks. 770 01:04:08,626 --> 01:04:10,202 I mean it. ReaIIy. 771 01:04:10,376 --> 01:04:12,034 Thanks, from the bottom of my heart. 772 01:04:12,209 --> 01:04:13,785 You ordered coffee? 773 01:04:14,293 --> 01:04:16,200 Shh! We're recording. 774 01:04:16,376 --> 01:04:17,537 Excuse me for Iiving! 775 01:04:17,709 --> 01:04:18,622 Oh shut up! 776 01:04:18,793 --> 01:04:20,072 - Shut your face! - Suck me off! 777 01:04:20,251 --> 01:04:21,448 I'm being snipped off! 778 01:04:22,543 --> 01:04:25,078 No! It's ''cut off,'' not ''snipped off''! 779 01:04:25,251 --> 01:04:25,831 ReaIIy? 780 01:04:26,001 --> 01:04:27,328 Weren't you watching? 781 01:04:27,501 --> 01:04:31,708 I do this part-time. I can't get fuII-time, so I'm... 782 01:04:31,876 --> 01:04:33,618 You couId take an interest! 783 01:04:33,793 --> 01:04:35,369 I'm trying but it's not very... 784 01:04:35,543 --> 01:04:37,996 Look! The kiIIer is wounded! 785 01:04:38,876 --> 01:04:40,499 He hurt his finger! 786 01:04:40,668 --> 01:04:41,781 He got hurt bad! 787 01:04:41,959 --> 01:04:43,582 Yeah. His finger. 788 01:04:44,251 --> 01:04:46,076 WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE... 789 01:04:46,251 --> 01:04:48,656 ...THAT THE SOUNDTRACK WILL NOW BE NORMAL. 790 01:04:48,834 --> 01:04:50,457 THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. 791 01:04:51,501 --> 01:04:53,373 CANNES - FINAL DAY 792 01:04:56,251 --> 01:04:57,744 Who Gets It Next? 793 01:04:57,918 --> 01:05:00,371 Who's The Next Victim? 794 01:05:00,543 --> 01:05:01,656 Who WiII Dare... 795 01:05:02,251 --> 01:05:03,660 Oh, sorry. 796 01:05:06,418 --> 01:05:09,285 HAMMER AND SICKLE KILLER 797 01:05:11,459 --> 01:05:13,249 HAMMOR PICKLE KILLER 798 01:05:17,876 --> 01:05:19,120 Here comes IethaI weapon. 799 01:05:24,876 --> 01:05:26,333 Where were you? 800 01:05:28,418 --> 01:05:32,079 WeII, I had to take care of... 801 01:05:32,251 --> 01:05:35,581 WhiIe you were taking care, I got a projectionist for tonight. 802 01:05:36,459 --> 01:05:40,916 The FestivaI direct Iine. Now we can aIways reach you. 803 01:05:41,084 --> 01:05:43,158 - CaIf's head? - For me. 804 01:05:44,918 --> 01:05:46,458 Where is the projectionist? 805 01:05:46,626 --> 01:05:48,747 Be right here. He went to get a paper. 806 01:05:49,501 --> 01:05:51,657 Want the eyes? I don't eat them. 807 01:05:53,751 --> 01:05:55,030 Hey, he better buy... 808 01:05:55,793 --> 01:05:59,869 ...tomorrow's paper, because he's not in today's. 809 01:06:02,334 --> 01:06:06,494 He shouId buy tomorrow's paper, about his death. 810 01:06:09,334 --> 01:06:13,577 And I entrusted tonight's security to... 811 01:06:14,543 --> 01:06:16,617 How couId I trust a guy Iike that? 812 01:06:16,793 --> 01:06:18,664 Come on! I just had a few too many. 813 01:06:18,834 --> 01:06:22,496 Shut up, Kara. Not you. I was taIking about Patrick... 814 01:06:23,626 --> 01:06:25,581 ...about Det. BiaIes. 815 01:06:31,834 --> 01:06:32,912 Strange, those Ietters... 816 01:06:33,084 --> 01:06:36,699 ...the kiIIer Ieaves. O.D.I., now L. 817 01:06:37,251 --> 01:06:41,743 What does it mean? LIDO? Maybe it's a dancer. 818 01:06:42,043 --> 01:06:43,417 Pass the tripe. 819 01:06:46,168 --> 01:06:48,834 One thing about the murders. I have a theory. 820 01:06:49,001 --> 01:06:50,328 Pass the sugar. 821 01:06:52,584 --> 01:06:55,618 I'm pwitty sure it's a siwiaI kiwuh. 822 01:06:56,501 --> 01:06:57,081 What? 823 01:06:58,501 --> 01:07:00,871 I think it's a siwiaI kiwuh. 824 01:07:06,459 --> 01:07:08,746 A seriaI kiIIer. A kiIIer in series. 825 01:07:10,709 --> 01:07:12,202 SiwiaI kiwuh. 826 01:07:13,626 --> 01:07:14,787 That's what I said. 827 01:07:15,959 --> 01:07:19,870 We're aII out of brains. WouId you Iike some heart? 828 01:07:20,043 --> 01:07:21,666 OK, heart. Make sure it's raw. 829 01:07:24,584 --> 01:07:28,199 BiaIes has the profiIe. 830 01:07:28,376 --> 01:07:31,160 He has everything they describe in F.B.I. studies. 831 01:07:31,334 --> 01:07:32,412 For exampIe? 832 01:07:37,793 --> 01:07:41,786 Everything. The cIose-cut suits, the haughty attitude... 833 01:07:42,418 --> 01:07:43,958 ...those skinny fingers... 834 01:07:44,334 --> 01:07:47,498 ...the way he says, ''Let the poIice do their job''... 835 01:07:47,668 --> 01:07:48,497 ReIax, Kara! 836 01:07:48,668 --> 01:07:50,042 I'm reIaxed. 837 01:07:50,876 --> 01:07:53,080 A piece of potatoe there. 838 01:07:55,501 --> 01:07:59,625 You can't know how a woman feeIs when a man disappoints her. 839 01:08:00,418 --> 01:08:02,124 How do we catch BiaIes? 840 01:08:06,459 --> 01:08:09,292 I thought of a giant booby trap... 841 01:08:09,459 --> 01:08:13,323 ...with a big piece of cheese. The kiIIer sees... 842 01:08:13,501 --> 01:08:15,042 Quiet! Here he is! 843 01:08:24,751 --> 01:08:25,864 EmiIe! 844 01:08:26,043 --> 01:08:28,117 EmiIe Gravier, our projectionist,.. 845 01:08:28,293 --> 01:08:30,283 ...Simon Jeremi, star of Red is Dead... 846 01:08:31,584 --> 01:08:34,333 ...and Serge Karamazov, in charge of your security. 847 01:08:37,209 --> 01:08:40,492 You haven't changed, EmiIe. How Iong has it been? 848 01:08:41,876 --> 01:08:45,407 1 6 years, 8 months, 21 days... 849 01:08:46,084 --> 01:08:47,992 ...4 hours... 37 minutes. 850 01:08:49,334 --> 01:08:50,412 It was a Tuesday. 851 01:08:51,043 --> 01:08:51,991 Been a whiIe! 852 01:08:53,543 --> 01:08:55,829 I was working at ''Mustard & Movies.'' 853 01:08:57,876 --> 01:08:58,456 In Dijon. 854 01:09:00,501 --> 01:09:01,745 That's where I met OdiIe. 855 01:09:02,709 --> 01:09:04,451 We were a heII of a team. 856 01:09:04,626 --> 01:09:06,451 Who was it? There was... 857 01:09:07,501 --> 01:09:08,958 ...there was Henri... 858 01:09:09,668 --> 01:09:11,160 And the taII one. 859 01:09:11,543 --> 01:09:12,242 André. 860 01:09:12,626 --> 01:09:13,704 No, the taII one! 861 01:09:14,209 --> 01:09:15,832 - André. - No, the taII one! 862 01:09:16,751 --> 01:09:18,030 And IittIe SyIvie. 863 01:09:21,043 --> 01:09:22,073 We had some Iaughs! 864 01:09:25,626 --> 01:09:27,000 And the mother... 865 01:09:27,168 --> 01:09:29,491 SyIvie's mother was a baker. 866 01:09:29,668 --> 01:09:33,412 And she had a bakery on the corner of MicheI and DideIot. 867 01:09:34,293 --> 01:09:34,992 MicheI... 868 01:09:35,168 --> 01:09:36,329 ...or Pasteur? 869 01:09:37,376 --> 01:09:40,991 Anyway, so we aII get there, and her father... 870 01:09:41,709 --> 01:09:42,953 ...SyIvie's father's name was... 871 01:09:43,126 --> 01:09:45,117 ...PauI, and there was big André... 872 01:09:45,293 --> 01:09:46,999 ...no, Henri. Right OdiIe? 873 01:09:48,709 --> 01:09:49,823 What a guy! 874 01:09:50,459 --> 01:09:55,163 So the guy comes in and says, ''One Ioaf, pIease!'' 875 01:09:59,959 --> 01:10:01,037 In a butcher shop. 876 01:10:04,918 --> 01:10:05,663 I toId it wrong. 877 01:10:07,793 --> 01:10:08,823 You better go now. 878 01:10:09,001 --> 01:10:10,458 If you're working tonight... 879 01:10:10,626 --> 01:10:12,451 ...you'd better get a Iook at the machine. 880 01:10:13,168 --> 01:10:15,870 Kara, couId you take him to the center? 881 01:10:17,459 --> 01:10:20,374 Thanks, EmiIe. That's a Ioad off my head. 882 01:10:28,001 --> 01:10:31,201 9 PM CANNES - The same day 883 01:10:31,584 --> 01:10:32,330 Cannes... 884 01:10:32,501 --> 01:10:34,741 ...has put on its finery tonight. 885 01:10:34,918 --> 01:10:39,456 Prestigious Cannes, fairy-taIe Cannes at the hour of great cinema! 886 01:10:39,626 --> 01:10:42,659 Right, CaroIe, if the weather hoIds out. 887 01:10:42,834 --> 01:10:44,991 Don't be pessimistic. The weather... 888 01:10:45,168 --> 01:10:48,035 ...wiII be fine. Here's the Lt. Gov.'s wife... 889 01:10:48,543 --> 01:10:52,406 ...escorted tonight by MickaëI, her youngest. 890 01:10:52,584 --> 01:10:54,658 Who's pretty grown up. 891 01:10:55,084 --> 01:10:55,748 Behind them... 892 01:10:55,918 --> 01:10:59,283 Bruno, of ''Bruno Shirts,'' one of Cannes' nicer stores. 893 01:10:59,459 --> 01:11:01,000 Over there! Iook! A star! 894 01:11:02,793 --> 01:11:03,954 I don't know who it is. 895 01:11:04,876 --> 01:11:08,739 I think I saw him in a movie. Or on TV, I think... 896 01:11:08,918 --> 01:11:12,081 No, CaroIe. I'm toId that's our Prime Minister. 897 01:11:12,251 --> 01:11:13,116 Right. I knew... 898 01:11:13,293 --> 01:11:17,500 ...I'd seen him on TV. I knew I'd seen that face. 899 01:11:19,168 --> 01:11:23,113 And here's Mrs. Jacques, widow of the first projectionist. 900 01:11:24,459 --> 01:11:26,201 She Iooks fabuIous... 901 01:11:26,376 --> 01:11:28,532 ...in her gorgeous ermine coat. 902 01:11:32,293 --> 01:11:33,454 An emotionaI moment. 903 01:11:33,626 --> 01:11:35,000 Yes it is, CaroIe. 904 01:11:36,001 --> 01:11:39,449 Without aII these murders, there'd be no party. So, a tribute... 905 01:11:39,793 --> 01:11:42,707 ...to one of those who made this magic possibIe. 906 01:11:52,793 --> 01:11:56,454 AII right, you can't get kiIIed on the steps. 907 01:11:56,626 --> 01:11:59,293 UnIess there's a Ione gunman, but I doubt it. 908 01:11:59,459 --> 01:12:03,749 No one in the aisIes. I want to see everyone's badge! 909 01:12:10,959 --> 01:12:12,203 There's a crowd. 910 01:12:12,834 --> 01:12:14,292 It's the red carpet. 911 01:12:14,626 --> 01:12:16,451 The FestivaI. Ever hear of it? 912 01:12:17,918 --> 01:12:19,031 Quite a crowd. 913 01:12:20,334 --> 01:12:21,531 Want some gum? 914 01:12:22,626 --> 01:12:24,617 Come on, have some gum. 915 01:12:33,668 --> 01:12:35,409 MUSTARD & MOVIES 916 01:12:35,876 --> 01:12:37,250 If you feII asIeep... 917 01:12:37,418 --> 01:12:40,581 ...you can see it again. There are other screenings. 918 01:12:46,876 --> 01:12:49,543 Come on, have some gum. 919 01:13:00,668 --> 01:13:03,666 You reaIIy dressed up tonight! 920 01:13:04,126 --> 01:13:07,289 It's for tonight. Our dinner date. 921 01:13:08,126 --> 01:13:12,072 You said we'd have dinner. So, since the festivaI's aImost over... 922 01:13:12,251 --> 01:13:13,495 I compIeteIy forgot! 923 01:13:13,668 --> 01:13:15,907 I'm going to a hop with my main squeeze. 924 01:13:16,501 --> 01:13:19,701 That's the 7th time you forgot. 925 01:13:19,876 --> 01:13:20,657 I'm so sorry. 926 01:13:21,001 --> 01:13:23,406 It's the festivaI. AII this pressure... 927 01:13:24,334 --> 01:13:25,613 I'm disappointed. 928 01:13:26,168 --> 01:13:29,498 You promised. I'm going to teII you something: 929 01:13:29,668 --> 01:13:32,238 You can't fooI one person a thousand times... 930 01:13:32,793 --> 01:13:34,913 Yes. You can fooI, uh... 931 01:13:35,084 --> 01:13:37,454 ...1 000 persons once,... uh... 1 000 times... 932 01:13:37,626 --> 01:13:41,999 No! You can fooI one time a thousand... 933 01:13:42,168 --> 01:13:43,542 You can't fooI once... 934 01:13:43,709 --> 01:13:45,202 ...a thousand peopIe. 935 01:13:49,001 --> 01:13:50,079 I got to go. 936 01:13:50,501 --> 01:13:51,662 Bye, EmiIe. 937 01:13:52,376 --> 01:13:53,620 ...a thousand times. Right. 938 01:13:56,834 --> 01:13:57,912 Bye, EmiIe. 939 01:13:58,709 --> 01:13:59,455 Bye, SyIvie. 940 01:13:59,626 --> 01:14:00,325 See you! 941 01:14:00,501 --> 01:14:03,701 Whatever happens to me you'II aIways be in my Iife. 942 01:14:16,334 --> 01:14:18,372 Everybody's waiting. It's time to go. 943 01:14:18,584 --> 01:14:21,582 OK, CaroIe. The crew of Red is Dead... 944 01:14:21,751 --> 01:14:23,078 ...has just arrived! 945 01:14:23,751 --> 01:14:26,619 IncIuding OdiIe Deray, press agent and... 946 01:14:26,793 --> 01:14:31,414 ...an insider. It's hard to get an invitation so it must be an insider. 947 01:14:31,584 --> 01:14:33,326 We shouId say... 948 01:14:33,501 --> 01:14:35,657 ...no one's seen the movie. Have you? 949 01:14:35,834 --> 01:14:37,659 No. But stiII... 950 01:14:37,834 --> 01:14:42,456 ...Iet's be candid. There's no time to see movies when you have to... 951 01:14:42,626 --> 01:14:45,245 ...get your hair done, find a dress. 952 01:14:45,418 --> 01:14:46,579 You Iook very nice. 953 01:14:47,876 --> 01:14:49,666 Here's Det. BiaIes! 954 01:14:55,793 --> 01:14:59,621 BiaIes Iooks very eIegant in his tuxedo by... 955 01:14:59,793 --> 01:15:00,871 No brand names! 956 01:15:01,043 --> 01:15:02,286 His tuxedo by... 957 01:15:02,459 --> 01:15:04,699 ...No Brand Names, 8, av. de Ia CaIanque... 958 01:15:04,876 --> 01:15:06,333 ...in Antibes. 959 01:15:06,501 --> 01:15:07,614 Simon! Simon! 960 01:15:07,876 --> 01:15:08,824 Luc! 961 01:15:09,876 --> 01:15:11,499 His name is Simon. 962 01:15:11,834 --> 01:15:13,292 Simon! 963 01:15:17,418 --> 01:15:20,250 Get up here! I can't hoId them back! 964 01:15:20,418 --> 01:15:22,657 Here's the Lt. Gov.'s wife again! 965 01:15:26,709 --> 01:15:28,617 Serge! 966 01:15:29,501 --> 01:15:30,496 Corinne! 967 01:15:35,043 --> 01:15:37,412 Excited buzz! Excited buzz! 968 01:15:49,209 --> 01:15:50,999 Kara to Régis! 969 01:15:54,584 --> 01:15:56,160 The red button, Régis. 970 01:15:56,501 --> 01:15:58,124 Régis here. 971 01:15:58,293 --> 01:16:00,579 We need another suit, and quick. 972 01:16:00,751 --> 01:16:02,160 AII right. I'II get it. 973 01:16:03,001 --> 01:16:05,157 What size suit? 974 01:16:06,501 --> 01:16:07,910 And now I see... 975 01:16:08,084 --> 01:16:11,912 ...tonight's star, the up-and-coming 5th victim... 976 01:16:12,084 --> 01:16:15,248 ...the projectionist of tonight's fiIm. 977 01:16:15,418 --> 01:16:18,285 His name is EmiIe Gravier, that's aII we know. 978 01:16:24,209 --> 01:16:26,532 Here's Mrs. Martoni... 979 01:16:26,709 --> 01:16:31,532 ...wife of the senator-murderer, coming up the steps. 980 01:16:32,084 --> 01:16:33,743 She's seen someone. 981 01:16:33,918 --> 01:16:35,245 It's her husband! 982 01:16:36,501 --> 01:16:38,077 Wasn't he in prison? 983 01:16:39,334 --> 01:16:41,124 That's Martoni! Get him! 984 01:16:41,293 --> 01:16:43,082 AII the exits are bIocked. 985 01:16:43,251 --> 01:16:45,206 I have an invitation! 986 01:16:46,418 --> 01:16:49,664 - EmiIe, EmiIe! - Luc! Luc! 987 01:16:51,168 --> 01:16:53,870 EmiIe! His name is EmiIe! 988 01:17:54,501 --> 01:17:55,780 E x 989 01:17:55,959 --> 01:17:58,246 c u s e m e. 990 01:18:00,918 --> 01:18:02,375 D e t e c t i v e 991 01:18:03,084 --> 01:18:04,625 B i a I e s. 992 01:19:03,126 --> 01:19:06,705 H e r e a g a i n 993 01:19:06,876 --> 01:19:09,199 t h e L t . G o v . . . 994 01:19:09,376 --> 01:19:10,750 Stop, it's over. 995 01:19:10,918 --> 01:19:13,785 WE WANT OUR INVITATIONS BACK! 996 01:19:20,168 --> 01:19:22,158 Better caII the nurses! 997 01:19:22,543 --> 01:19:25,245 And you! Do something! 998 01:19:32,001 --> 01:19:36,539 AII these years, aII these deaths -- wasted! 999 01:19:37,834 --> 01:19:39,493 It isn't fair! 1000 01:19:39,959 --> 01:19:41,618 I don't deserve this! 1001 01:19:42,126 --> 01:19:44,081 I couId project the fiIm. 1002 01:19:46,126 --> 01:19:48,745 You can? That's great! How? 1003 01:19:48,918 --> 01:19:50,825 I'm a projectionist. 1004 01:19:51,001 --> 01:19:54,532 NOW THERE'S A FORTUNATE COINCIDENCE! 1005 01:19:54,709 --> 01:19:57,956 I wanted to be in movies, so my father said ''Actor,''... 1006 01:19:58,126 --> 01:20:02,499 ...but I wanted to be projectionist, because I'm not reaIIy an actor. 1007 01:20:02,876 --> 01:20:04,701 How much time you need? 1008 01:20:05,668 --> 01:20:07,705 About ten mins. ought to do it. 1009 01:20:07,876 --> 01:20:10,162 Kara, you have your trumpet? 1010 01:20:13,209 --> 01:20:16,622 Now for once, do exactIy what I say, OK? 1011 01:20:57,876 --> 01:20:59,534 I Iove this piece. 1012 01:20:59,709 --> 01:21:01,416 Can you dance the carioca? 1013 01:21:03,209 --> 01:21:05,662 It's not a fox-trot or a poIka 1014 01:21:06,668 --> 01:21:08,742 It's very simpIe to do 1015 01:21:08,918 --> 01:21:11,916 Just watch my feet and you'II see 1016 01:21:13,626 --> 01:21:15,912 It's not a tango or a cha-cha 1017 01:21:16,959 --> 01:21:19,412 And it's sure no bossa nova 1018 01:21:20,418 --> 01:21:24,032 Once you've Iearned, it's part of you. That's aII... 1019 01:21:24,209 --> 01:21:26,496 ...you'II ever want to do. 1020 01:21:27,751 --> 01:21:29,825 Hoo-rah! 1021 01:21:31,668 --> 01:21:33,954 Let's dance the carioca 1022 01:21:35,459 --> 01:21:40,200 That's the way! Just Iike me, it'II take youse far! 1023 01:21:41,501 --> 01:21:43,373 Hoo-rah! 1024 01:21:44,459 --> 01:21:46,829 With the carioca... 1025 01:21:48,834 --> 01:21:50,457 ...who cares if you say,.. 1026 01:21:50,626 --> 01:21:54,038 ...to other dances, ''Ta-ta!'' 1027 01:22:03,959 --> 01:22:04,989 You need anything? 1028 01:22:05,168 --> 01:22:07,075 Newspaper and hot water! 1029 01:22:07,251 --> 01:22:07,867 That's aII? 1030 01:22:08,043 --> 01:22:10,578 Pork gums! I'm a IittIe hungry. Quick! 1031 01:22:11,334 --> 01:22:13,739 Now that you dance the carioca... 1032 01:22:14,876 --> 01:22:17,199 ...who cares about the poIka? 1033 01:22:18,251 --> 01:22:19,827 Who needs the rumba? 1034 01:22:20,501 --> 01:22:23,168 The huIa or the cha-cha? 1035 01:22:25,084 --> 01:22:27,620 Every morning when you awake... 1036 01:22:28,584 --> 01:22:31,120 ...the carioca makes you shake 1037 01:22:31,959 --> 01:22:33,950 Your whoIe day starts to shine... 1038 01:22:34,126 --> 01:22:38,416 ...with every step you take 1039 01:22:39,543 --> 01:22:40,573 Hoo-rah! 1040 01:22:42,334 --> 01:22:45,451 Let's dance the carioca 1041 01:22:46,709 --> 01:22:51,331 Just Iike me, it wiII take youse far 1042 01:22:54,918 --> 01:22:58,746 Listen, I did everything I possibIy couId. 1043 01:22:59,168 --> 01:23:00,411 I did my best. 1044 01:23:00,584 --> 01:23:04,495 At this point in time, it's in God's hands, and Iet's do it. 1045 01:23:04,668 --> 01:23:06,077 Did you Ioad the fiIm? 1046 01:23:20,501 --> 01:23:22,575 Hoo-rah 1047 01:23:24,001 --> 01:23:26,122 Let's dance the carioca 1048 01:23:27,876 --> 01:23:29,913 Just Iike me... 1049 01:23:30,793 --> 01:23:32,664 It wiII take youse far. 1050 01:23:34,376 --> 01:23:36,367 Hoo-rah! 1051 01:23:37,209 --> 01:23:40,373 Let's dance the carioca 1052 01:23:41,584 --> 01:23:46,870 Who cares if you say, to everyone, ''Ta-ta!'' 1053 01:23:51,918 --> 01:23:53,743 More! More! 1054 01:23:57,793 --> 01:23:59,582 I hate to improvise. 1055 01:23:59,751 --> 01:24:02,535 With a good agent, we couId get a tour. 1056 01:24:03,543 --> 01:24:04,621 What's the name? 1057 01:24:08,459 --> 01:24:11,327 GrimaIdi. With aII my... 1058 01:24:13,209 --> 01:24:14,916 We found Martoni. 1059 01:24:16,501 --> 01:24:18,622 Shit. I'd compIeteIy forgotten. 1060 01:24:18,793 --> 01:24:21,032 The autograph wiII have to wait. Let's go. 1061 01:24:34,543 --> 01:24:38,038 I'm so sorry. It's the fiIm. AII this pressure. 1062 01:24:42,084 --> 01:24:46,788 Dad, some guys wouId kiII for this job. Don't cut me off. 1063 01:24:46,959 --> 01:24:47,989 FeeIing better? 1064 01:24:48,168 --> 01:24:49,744 This is my job. 1065 01:24:49,918 --> 01:24:52,241 I know, I was just trying to heIp. 1066 01:24:55,584 --> 01:24:56,449 It's you! 1067 01:25:03,168 --> 01:25:04,246 But why? 1068 01:25:04,626 --> 01:25:05,621 Because. 1069 01:25:07,709 --> 01:25:09,416 - That's no reason. - Yes, it is. 1070 01:25:15,418 --> 01:25:16,199 Want to know? 1071 01:25:17,959 --> 01:25:21,491 A whiIe ago, I caIIed OdiIe to ask her for work. 1072 01:25:21,668 --> 01:25:23,291 She didn't even know me. 1073 01:25:24,876 --> 01:25:26,748 AII those promises, forgotten! 1074 01:25:27,334 --> 01:25:31,458 That's why I kiIIed them. So she'd remember me. 1075 01:25:34,626 --> 01:25:35,787 She made me a murderer. 1076 01:25:36,501 --> 01:25:37,994 Look out behind you! 1077 01:25:38,168 --> 01:25:39,660 You can't fooI me. 1078 01:25:40,084 --> 01:25:44,078 You can fooI 1 ,000 peopIe 1 person but you can't... 1079 01:25:45,376 --> 01:25:46,122 Yes, you can. 1080 01:25:48,793 --> 01:25:51,660 You can't fooI 1 ,000 peopIe once... 1081 01:25:52,334 --> 01:25:55,368 ...but you can fooI 1 ,000 peopIe once. 1082 01:26:00,626 --> 01:26:02,249 Eat that, dirty communist! 1083 01:26:05,834 --> 01:26:07,493 Watch out! Behind you! 1084 01:26:07,668 --> 01:26:09,742 Idiot. That's the Iast reeI! 1085 01:26:09,918 --> 01:26:12,536 I thought it was weird. They were just eating... 1086 01:26:12,709 --> 01:26:14,996 Go see what's happening. 1087 01:26:16,709 --> 01:26:21,201 I'II kiII OdiIe, and myseIf. But first I'm going to kiII you. 1088 01:26:21,376 --> 01:26:22,833 OK, but cIose your mouth. 1089 01:26:36,543 --> 01:26:38,166 I'II caII you! 1090 01:26:54,459 --> 01:26:58,405 Listen, Martoni. This is not your day. 1091 01:27:26,043 --> 01:27:27,666 Come on, have some gum. 1092 01:27:32,334 --> 01:27:33,448 So you're the murderer. 1093 01:27:33,626 --> 01:27:34,739 I knew it aII aIong. 1094 01:27:34,918 --> 01:27:35,782 No, it's not me. 1095 01:27:36,543 --> 01:27:38,948 Get him! He's the kiIIer. 1096 01:27:39,334 --> 01:27:42,036 EmiIe is the kiIIer! 1097 01:27:47,668 --> 01:27:50,701 Nice going! And I thought you were dumb! 1098 01:27:56,584 --> 01:27:57,958 What's going on? 1099 01:28:04,584 --> 01:28:05,746 What happened? 1100 01:28:06,459 --> 01:28:09,244 It was EmiIe. He's the kiIIer. 1101 01:28:10,209 --> 01:28:12,247 He was caught by the giant booby. 1102 01:28:12,418 --> 01:28:13,033 Listen,.. 1103 01:28:13,668 --> 01:28:16,914 ...he isn't a booby, he's a poIice detective. 1104 01:28:19,334 --> 01:28:21,325 So Patrick, you're innocent? 1105 01:28:21,918 --> 01:28:22,948 You had doubts? 1106 01:28:23,668 --> 01:28:28,823 At your house, the hammer, sickIe, the kiIIer's mask... I thought.. 1107 01:28:29,543 --> 01:28:31,368 What did you think, exactIy? 1108 01:28:32,918 --> 01:28:34,743 The truth is much simpIer. 1109 01:28:35,209 --> 01:28:37,330 I was - how shaII I say... 1110 01:28:50,584 --> 01:28:53,333 I'm a cop -- just a cop. 1111 01:28:54,918 --> 01:28:57,832 My God, what a siIIy girI I've been. 1112 01:28:59,251 --> 01:29:01,372 We've both been siIIy girIs. 1113 01:29:01,626 --> 01:29:04,659 The Lt. Gov. wants you, on the direct Iine. 1114 01:29:06,251 --> 01:29:08,206 Yes, your Honor? 1115 01:29:09,126 --> 01:29:12,289 AII the exits are bIocked. Martoni can't get out. 1116 01:29:14,584 --> 01:29:18,163 No. I onIy saw the beginning of the movie. 1117 01:29:19,459 --> 01:29:21,616 The beginning was very good. 1118 01:29:24,251 --> 01:29:27,581 WeII, I had some baIIet Iessons. 1119 01:29:30,709 --> 01:29:31,871 Don't move! .. 1120 01:29:33,209 --> 01:29:34,239 ...or she's dead. 1121 01:29:34,793 --> 01:29:36,534 HoId on, your Honor. 1122 01:29:37,751 --> 01:29:38,948 Who's that? 1123 01:29:39,126 --> 01:29:42,954 Jean-PauI Martoni, a shady poIitician... 1124 01:29:43,543 --> 01:29:44,917 ...an ecoIogist kiIIer... 1125 01:29:45,084 --> 01:29:47,039 ...who wants to turn the beach into a parking Iot. 1126 01:29:48,501 --> 01:29:51,120 Don't worry, OdiIe, I'II take care of this. 1127 01:29:51,501 --> 01:29:55,909 Stop! Stay where you are! I want a heIicopter. I want... 1128 01:29:56,084 --> 01:29:58,288 ...your men to Iet me Ieave. 1129 01:29:58,709 --> 01:30:02,157 Otherwise, she's dead. No more boobies to save you! 1130 01:30:02,334 --> 01:30:03,875 He's a poIice detective! 1131 01:30:04,043 --> 01:30:06,578 You're bIuffing. He's bIuffing. 1132 01:30:07,126 --> 01:30:08,156 Maybe not. 1133 01:30:08,334 --> 01:30:11,001 Sure he is. He's bIuffing. You can teII. 1134 01:30:11,168 --> 01:30:12,909 Doesn't Iook Iike he's bIuffing. 1135 01:30:13,084 --> 01:30:15,288 Sure he's bIuffing. 1136 01:30:15,459 --> 01:30:17,414 I agree with BiaIes. BIuff. 1137 01:30:17,584 --> 01:30:19,989 Let's take a vote. I vote he's bIuffing. 1138 01:30:20,168 --> 01:30:21,909 You're staIIing for time! 1139 01:30:25,876 --> 01:30:26,906 You asked for it! 1140 01:30:27,459 --> 01:30:28,324 I'II kiII her. 1141 01:30:28,501 --> 01:30:29,614 You're bIuffing. 1142 01:30:31,168 --> 01:30:32,411 Your gun isn't Ioaded. 1143 01:30:37,751 --> 01:30:39,493 - Bastard! - I voted ''No BIuff''! 1144 01:30:40,084 --> 01:30:42,703 Maybe aII he had was one buIIet. 1145 01:30:47,084 --> 01:30:48,707 That's reaIIy pushing it. 1146 01:30:52,668 --> 01:30:53,698 Lt. Governor? 1147 01:30:54,001 --> 01:30:56,952 No, this is Karamazov, I'm with security. 1148 01:30:57,584 --> 01:31:00,914 We have a hostage situation. Det. BiaIes is badIy injured... 1149 01:31:01,084 --> 01:31:03,454 ...and a girI with reaIIy bad make-up. 1150 01:31:03,626 --> 01:31:05,782 A chopper in 1 0 mins., or she's dead. 1151 01:31:06,501 --> 01:31:09,534 He wants a chopper in 1 0 mins., or she's dead. 1152 01:31:10,668 --> 01:31:11,662 Says you're bIuffing. 1153 01:31:11,834 --> 01:31:13,244 TeII him I'm out of knees. 1154 01:31:13,418 --> 01:31:17,198 Says he's out of knees... He says, ''What's that got to do with it? 1155 01:31:17,376 --> 01:31:21,452 Enough. I'm counting down. 5,4,3,2,1 and when I get to zero, boom! 1156 01:31:22,084 --> 01:31:23,458 I'II bIow her brains out. 1157 01:31:24,918 --> 01:31:27,287 He says, ''5,4,3,0, boom, brains.'' 1158 01:31:28,251 --> 01:31:29,246 Confusing!? 1159 01:31:29,418 --> 01:31:31,704 It Ioses in transIation. 1160 01:31:31,918 --> 01:31:32,830 Five... 1161 01:31:41,501 --> 01:31:43,787 Let's get the chopper. There's onIy 1 Ieft. 1162 01:31:51,001 --> 01:31:53,952 I couId never teII you before... 1163 01:31:54,126 --> 01:31:58,664 How can I repIay you? You saved my shouIders! 1164 01:32:04,709 --> 01:32:05,787 I surrender. 1165 01:32:10,751 --> 01:32:13,204 I've aIways Ioved you. 1166 01:32:13,376 --> 01:32:14,833 I know. 1167 01:32:17,584 --> 01:32:19,160 Have some gum... 1168 01:32:20,168 --> 01:32:21,909 ...and taIk to me some more. 1169 01:32:26,418 --> 01:32:28,408 I aIways wanted to say... 1170 01:32:31,168 --> 01:32:32,246 You can fooI... 1171 01:32:32,918 --> 01:32:35,702 ...1 person 1 ,000 times... 1172 01:32:37,834 --> 01:32:41,496 You can fooI 1 ,000 peopIe... 1173 01:32:42,376 --> 01:32:43,039 ...one time... 1174 01:32:45,126 --> 01:32:46,749 But you can't fooI... 1175 01:32:48,001 --> 01:32:51,283 ...1 ,000 peopIe 1 ,000 times. 1176 01:33:01,084 --> 01:33:03,407 Right. Because I'm the murderer! 1177 01:33:04,209 --> 01:33:05,536 Just kidding. 1178 01:33:15,126 --> 01:33:17,745 You sure the eIephant's stronger than the hippo? 1179 01:33:17,918 --> 01:33:20,667 Positive. I read a book on it... 1180 01:33:20,834 --> 01:33:25,824 ...which expIains that their strength is concentrated in the trunk. 1181 01:33:26,209 --> 01:33:27,916 Of the eIephant I mean. 1182 01:33:29,084 --> 01:33:30,826 Nice going! 1183 01:33:31,001 --> 01:33:34,082 You managed to scrap a waterfront hoteI compIex... 1184 01:33:34,251 --> 01:33:36,621 ...1 of the most advanced projects ever. 1185 01:33:36,876 --> 01:33:41,663 I hope you're proud of yourseIf. I Iost a few miIIion, but who cares? 1186 01:33:41,834 --> 01:33:43,872 The main thing is, you're happy. 1187 01:33:44,251 --> 01:33:46,288 Go ahead. Admit you're happy. 1188 01:33:52,709 --> 01:33:53,988 I'm reaI happy. 1189 01:33:54,376 --> 01:33:56,947 StiII got a IittIe there. 1190 01:33:58,043 --> 01:33:59,121 Boy am I happy. 1191 01:34:09,168 --> 01:34:13,292 PIease! A IittIe decency! Leave us aIone. 1192 01:34:18,584 --> 01:34:21,155 I hope it goes aII right. I'm so worried. 1193 01:34:21,834 --> 01:34:25,496 It'II be aII right. The doctors said I'II waIk again. 1194 01:34:25,668 --> 01:34:27,160 No, I mean the movie. 1195 01:34:27,334 --> 01:34:30,830 AII you care about's your knees. You're so seIfish! 1196 01:35:00,376 --> 01:35:03,160 Let's go out to eat. My treat! 1197 01:35:03,334 --> 01:35:05,621 No. Dutch treat. 1198 01:35:05,793 --> 01:35:07,700 OK. Whatever you say. 1199 01:35:09,876 --> 01:35:12,578 CouId we drop our arms? I got a cramp. 1200 01:35:16,459 --> 01:35:17,738 AII's weII that ends weII. 1201 01:35:17,918 --> 01:35:22,160 Yeah, but EmiIe was buried with his secret. 1202 01:35:22,334 --> 01:35:23,282 What secret? 1203 01:35:23,459 --> 01:35:28,449 Those Ietters on the waII after each murder, O - D - I - L... 1204 01:35:30,501 --> 01:35:33,203 Whatever couId it mean, ''ODIL''? 1205 01:35:34,543 --> 01:35:36,580 No idea. That's a reaI mystery. 1206 01:35:36,751 --> 01:35:40,412 I'm hungry. Chinese food wouId make me reaI happy. 1207 01:35:40,584 --> 01:35:41,579 ItaIian. 1208 01:35:42,834 --> 01:35:44,493 DefiniteIy ItaIian. 1209 01:36:29,668 --> 01:36:32,203 In concIusion, today's newspaper review. 1210 01:36:32,376 --> 01:36:33,655 - Hi, Louise. - Hi, Jacques. 1211 01:36:35,918 --> 01:36:39,662 Today's speciaI report is on Red is Dead... 1212 01:36:39,834 --> 01:36:42,323 ...which was screened Iast night in the FestivaI Center. 1213 01:36:42,501 --> 01:36:45,250 So, Louise, I imagine... 1214 01:36:45,418 --> 01:36:47,741 ...it made aII the front pages. 1215 01:36:47,918 --> 01:36:49,908 - No. - What do you mean, no? 1216 01:36:50,084 --> 01:36:53,118 Because there are... no papers. 1217 01:36:53,293 --> 01:36:54,371 Why are there no papers? 1218 01:36:54,543 --> 01:36:55,621 They're on strike. 1219 01:36:55,793 --> 01:36:57,333 Newspaper strike. 1220 01:36:57,501 --> 01:37:02,288 - No papers. - Nothing, nothing. 1221 01:37:02,459 --> 01:37:06,121 And now to... Thanks Louise, thanks MicheI. 1222 01:37:06,376 --> 01:37:09,244 Now to the SquabowI FestivaI... 1223 01:37:09,418 --> 01:37:14,075 ...a favorite among BeIgians, who recentIy discovered... 1224 01:37:14,251 --> 01:37:18,541 ...the weird vegetabIe which bears a striking resembIance to testicIes. 1225 01:39:56,084 --> 01:39:58,620 SubtitIes by MichaeI Katims 1226 01:39:58,793 --> 01:40:00,534 Processed by C.M.C. - Paris 1227 01:40:08,209 --> 01:40:09,619 I forgot the butter. 1228 01:40:10,584 --> 01:40:12,539 I knew you forgot something. 86320