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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,555 --> 00:00:10,061 The News Never Ends. 2 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:12,057 >> Downloaded from www.YTS.LT << 3 00:00:12,225 --> 00:00:15,185 You get all the news you Need, All Day Long. 4 00:00:15,979 --> 00:00:16,979 Good morning. 5 00:00:17,147 --> 00:00:20,274 It's 42 degrees at 10:30 on this Thursday, October 15th. 6 00:00:20,442 --> 00:00:22,776 I'm Stan I. Brooks, & here's what's happening. 7 00:00:22,944 --> 00:00:25,154 It's day 18 of the garbage strike, 8 00:00:25,321 --> 00:00:27,948 with 10,000 tons of garbage piling up every day. 9 00:00:28,116 --> 00:00:30,075 Even the nicest sections of the city 10 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:31,493 are looking like slums. 11 00:00:31,661 --> 00:00:33,370 Health Commissioner Edward O'Rourke is 12 00:00:33,455 --> 00:00:35,164 declaring a city-wide state of emergency 13 00:00:35,331 --> 00:00:36,957 for the first time in decades. 14 00:00:37,125 --> 00:00:39,245 There's no need to wait until somebody dies 15 00:00:39,377 --> 00:00:40,961 or comes down with typhoid fever. 16 00:00:41,129 --> 00:00:43,130 It's already a serious situation. 17 00:00:43,298 --> 00:00:44,400 It's something that affects 18 00:00:44,424 --> 00:00:45,544 almost everyone in the city, 19 00:00:45,675 --> 00:00:47,718 no matter who they are or where they live. 20 00:00:47,886 --> 00:00:50,095 You can't go down no one avenue 21 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:52,181 without seeing nothing but garbage and rats. 22 00:00:52,348 --> 00:00:53,576 It's starting to affect my business 23 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:54,869 when customers can't get in here 24 00:00:54,893 --> 00:00:56,685 because of the garbage situation. 25 00:00:56,853 --> 00:00:58,581 I'm not out that long to smell it, 26 00:00:58,605 --> 00:01:00,439 but I think to look at it, it's terrible. 27 00:01:00,607 --> 00:01:02,065 It don't affect me except 28 00:01:02,150 --> 00:01:03,776 for the very bad smell here. 29 00:01:03,943 --> 00:01:04,943 It's horrific. 30 00:01:05,111 --> 00:01:06,320 It's a mess. 31 00:01:06,404 --> 00:01:07,798 I've been in this country for 50 years, 32 00:01:07,822 --> 00:01:09,262 and I've never seen anything like it. 33 00:01:09,407 --> 00:01:10,866 What is this world coming to? 34 00:01:11,034 --> 00:01:12,117 Put 'em in a room, 35 00:01:12,202 --> 00:01:13,763 let 'em sit there and talk until they get it over with. 36 00:01:13,787 --> 00:01:15,996 24 hours, 48 hours, how long it takes. 37 00:01:16,456 --> 00:01:18,457 The idea of the National Guard moving in 38 00:01:18,541 --> 00:01:20,000 and cleaning up is a good idea. 39 00:01:20,168 --> 00:01:21,288 In other news, 40 00:01:21,336 --> 00:01:22,936 the building industry and landlords today 41 00:01:23,004 --> 00:01:24,505 expressed concern over the latest 42 00:01:24,589 --> 00:01:26,381 increase in heating oil prices. 43 00:01:26,549 --> 00:01:27,758 Renters in the metro area 44 00:01:27,842 --> 00:01:29,259 are certain to feel the pinch... 45 00:02:04,754 --> 00:02:05,940 Yo, what's up with your shoes, bro? 46 00:02:05,964 --> 00:02:06,964 Nice outfit, pal. 47 00:02:07,131 --> 00:02:08,400 If you're gonna be a clown, at least you could be 48 00:02:08,424 --> 00:02:10,050 a good one. You know that, right? 49 00:02:10,969 --> 00:02:12,363 - Hey! Hey! - Grab it! 50 00:02:12,387 --> 00:02:13,387 Go, go, go! 51 00:02:13,555 --> 00:02:14,721 Hey! 52 00:02:15,098 --> 00:02:16,098 He's coming! 53 00:02:16,266 --> 00:02:18,767 Come on, clown, let's go! We've got the sign. 54 00:02:18,935 --> 00:02:20,496 - Look at him running. - Let's go! 55 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:21,520 Stop them! 56 00:02:21,604 --> 00:02:23,541 Go, go, go, go! Watch the car, watch the car! 57 00:02:25,942 --> 00:02:27,262 Where's your sign, clown? 58 00:02:27,861 --> 00:02:29,278 Hey! 59 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:35,117 Go, clown! Come on! 60 00:02:35,285 --> 00:02:36,368 Stop them! 61 00:02:38,288 --> 00:02:39,663 Go! Come on! 62 00:02:42,166 --> 00:02:43,333 Stop them! 63 00:02:43,501 --> 00:02:45,127 Come on, run! 64 00:02:47,255 --> 00:02:48,630 Hey! 65 00:02:49,883 --> 00:02:51,383 You fucking... 66 00:02:56,014 --> 00:02:57,973 Oh, shit! Good hit. 67 00:02:58,141 --> 00:02:59,892 Come on! Beat his ass up. 68 00:03:00,059 --> 00:03:01,859 Come on! This guy's weak. He can't do nothing. 69 00:03:01,978 --> 00:03:03,896 Harder! Harder! 70 00:03:04,063 --> 00:03:05,314 Beat him up. Take his stuff. 71 00:03:05,481 --> 00:03:07,733 Let's go, let's go! Come on. Let's go! 72 00:03:42,474 --> 00:03:51,933 Download more movies for free from YTS.LT 73 00:04:02,956 --> 00:04:04,206 Ha! 74 00:04:51,921 --> 00:04:53,296 Is it just me, 75 00:04:54,465 --> 00:04:56,967 or is it getting crazier out there? 76 00:05:00,555 --> 00:05:03,390 - It is certainly tense. - Hmm. 77 00:05:03,933 --> 00:05:05,767 People are upset. 78 00:05:05,935 --> 00:05:08,812 They're struggling. Looking for work. 79 00:05:08,980 --> 00:05:10,355 These are tough times. 80 00:05:13,276 --> 00:05:14,776 How about you? 81 00:05:16,404 --> 00:05:18,488 Have you been keeping up with your journal? 82 00:05:20,283 --> 00:05:22,034 Yes, ma'am. 83 00:05:23,578 --> 00:05:24,953 Great. 84 00:05:25,872 --> 00:05:27,414 Did you bring it with you? 85 00:05:32,003 --> 00:05:33,086 Arthur. 86 00:05:33,254 --> 00:05:35,589 Last time, I asked you to bring your journal 87 00:05:35,673 --> 00:05:37,340 with you for these appointments. 88 00:05:38,051 --> 00:05:39,384 Can I see it? 89 00:05:51,355 --> 00:05:54,232 I've been using it as a journal, 90 00:05:56,110 --> 00:05:57,778 but also as a joke diary. 91 00:05:58,905 --> 00:06:02,282 Funny thoughts or observations. 92 00:06:03,409 --> 00:06:04,576 I think I told you 93 00:06:04,660 --> 00:06:07,829 I'm pursuing a career in stand-up comedy. 94 00:06:11,250 --> 00:06:12,876 No, you didn't. 95 00:06:14,337 --> 00:06:16,338 I think I did. 96 00:06:24,889 --> 00:06:28,809 "I just hope my death makes more sense than my life." 97 00:06:44,826 --> 00:06:47,160 How does it feel to have to come here? 98 00:06:47,578 --> 00:06:50,330 Does it help to have someone to talk to? 99 00:06:54,377 --> 00:06:55,627 I think I felt better 100 00:06:55,711 --> 00:06:57,712 when I was locked up in the hospital. 101 00:06:59,757 --> 00:07:01,007 And have you thought more about 102 00:07:02,385 --> 00:07:03,760 why you were locked up? 103 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:11,268 Who knows? 104 00:07:18,442 --> 00:07:20,193 I was wondering if you could ask the doctor 105 00:07:20,278 --> 00:07:22,195 to increase my medication. 106 00:07:27,910 --> 00:07:30,537 Arthur, you're on seven different medications. 107 00:07:31,873 --> 00:07:34,457 Surely, they must be doing something. 108 00:07:37,003 --> 00:07:40,172 I just don't want to feel so bad anymore. 109 00:08:16,250 --> 00:08:18,418 Would you please stop bothering my kid? 110 00:08:21,589 --> 00:08:22,649 I wasn't bothering him. I was... 111 00:08:22,673 --> 00:08:23,882 Just stop. 112 00:08:32,433 --> 00:08:34,226 What? You think that's funny? 113 00:08:42,526 --> 00:08:44,152 I'm sorry. I have a... 114 00:09:00,753 --> 00:09:01,953 I'm sorry. 115 00:10:40,686 --> 00:10:42,126 Happy, did you check the mail 116 00:10:42,188 --> 00:10:43,521 before you came up? 117 00:10:43,689 --> 00:10:45,273 Yeah, Mom. 118 00:10:46,150 --> 00:10:47,734 Nothing. 119 00:10:50,905 --> 00:10:52,507 And finally, tonight, 120 00:10:52,531 --> 00:10:54,532 just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, 121 00:10:54,867 --> 00:10:55,992 authorities are saying 122 00:10:56,077 --> 00:10:58,536 the city is under siege by scores of rats. 123 00:10:58,704 --> 00:10:59,996 And not just any rats, 124 00:11:00,081 --> 00:11:02,207 but super rats, who are hard to kill. 125 00:11:02,375 --> 00:11:04,292 He must not be getting my letters. 126 00:11:04,460 --> 00:11:05,460 Yeah. 127 00:11:05,669 --> 00:11:07,712 It's Thomas Wayne, Mom. 128 00:11:07,880 --> 00:11:09,297 He's a busy man. 129 00:11:09,465 --> 00:11:13,176 Please. I worked for that family for years. 130 00:11:13,636 --> 00:11:15,637 The least he could do is write back. 131 00:11:17,181 --> 00:11:20,350 Here. Don't get all worked up. Eat. 132 00:11:20,518 --> 00:11:21,518 You need to eat. 133 00:11:21,685 --> 00:11:25,313 You need to eat. Look how skinny you are. 134 00:11:26,857 --> 00:11:28,543 Both victims were taken to Gotham General. 135 00:11:28,567 --> 00:11:29,692 Sounds like 136 00:11:29,777 --> 00:11:30,921 the city needs to find the Pied Piper. 137 00:11:30,945 --> 00:11:33,613 He'll make a great mayor. Everybody says so. 138 00:11:34,156 --> 00:11:37,575 Oh, yeah. Everybody who? Who do you talk to? 139 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:40,537 Well, everybody on the news. 140 00:11:40,704 --> 00:11:42,872 He's the only one who could save the city. 141 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:44,374 He owes it to us. 142 00:11:46,710 --> 00:11:48,795 Come sit. It's starting. 143 00:11:48,963 --> 00:11:50,755 Yay, Murray. 144 00:11:51,632 --> 00:11:55,051 From NCB Studios in Gotham City, 145 00:11:55,219 --> 00:11:58,513 it's Live with Murray Franklin! 146 00:11:59,515 --> 00:12:02,600 Tonight, Murray welcomes Sandra Winger... 147 00:12:02,768 --> 00:12:03,977 Oh, Sandra Winger's on. 148 00:12:04,145 --> 00:12:07,272 And the piano stylings of Yeldon and Chantel. 149 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:09,566 Joining Murray, as always, 150 00:12:09,650 --> 00:12:12,318 Ellis Drane and his jazz orchestra. 151 00:12:12,486 --> 00:12:15,155 And now, without further ado, 152 00:12:15,322 --> 00:12:18,074 Murray Franklin. 153 00:12:30,337 --> 00:12:32,213 Thank you. 154 00:12:33,382 --> 00:12:34,507 Thank you. 155 00:12:34,675 --> 00:12:37,010 We got a great-looking audience tonight. 156 00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:39,304 Yeah! 157 00:12:39,472 --> 00:12:41,181 Wow. Thank you. Thank you. 158 00:12:41,599 --> 00:12:42,682 Thank you. 159 00:12:43,309 --> 00:12:45,768 So, everybody's heard about the super rats that 160 00:12:45,853 --> 00:12:48,271 - are in Gotham now, right? - Yeah. 161 00:12:48,355 --> 00:12:51,733 Well, today, the mayor said he has a solution. 162 00:12:51,901 --> 00:12:54,651 You ready for this? Super cats. 163 00:12:59,283 --> 00:13:00,844 But in all seriousness, I mean, these rats are... 164 00:13:00,868 --> 00:13:02,368 I love you, Murray! 165 00:13:04,246 --> 00:13:05,538 I love you, too. 166 00:13:07,458 --> 00:13:09,042 Hey, Bobby, would you put the lights on? 167 00:13:09,210 --> 00:13:10,210 Who is that? 168 00:13:10,377 --> 00:13:12,545 Was that you? You wanna stand up, please? 169 00:13:12,713 --> 00:13:14,631 Stand up for me. 170 00:13:14,798 --> 00:13:15,798 Go ahead. 171 00:13:20,971 --> 00:13:22,680 What's your name? 172 00:13:23,224 --> 00:13:25,225 Hi, Murray. Arthur. 173 00:13:25,392 --> 00:13:27,060 - Arthur? - My name's Arthur. 174 00:13:27,228 --> 00:13:28,955 Oh, okay. Well, there's something special about you, 175 00:13:28,979 --> 00:13:30,021 Arthur, I could tell. 176 00:13:30,189 --> 00:13:31,189 Where are you from? 177 00:13:31,357 --> 00:13:33,066 I live right here in the city 178 00:13:33,234 --> 00:13:35,194 with my mother. 179 00:13:36,278 --> 00:13:37,464 Okay, hold on. Hold on. 180 00:13:37,488 --> 00:13:38,632 There's nothing funny about that. 181 00:13:38,656 --> 00:13:41,324 I lived with my mother before I made it. Just me and her. 182 00:13:41,492 --> 00:13:44,327 I'm that kid whose father went out for a pack of cigarettes, 183 00:13:44,495 --> 00:13:46,545 and he never came back. Aww. 184 00:13:46,705 --> 00:13:48,706 I know what that's like, Murray. 185 00:13:48,874 --> 00:13:51,417 I've been the man of the house for as long as I can remember. 186 00:13:51,585 --> 00:13:53,336 I take good care of my mother. 187 00:13:57,508 --> 00:14:00,426 All that sacrifice, she must love you very much. 188 00:14:00,594 --> 00:14:01,594 She does. 189 00:14:02,429 --> 00:14:06,307 She always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. 190 00:14:06,475 --> 00:14:09,102 She says I was put here to spread joy and laughter. 191 00:14:09,186 --> 00:14:10,645 Aww. 192 00:14:13,023 --> 00:14:14,023 Wow. 193 00:14:16,777 --> 00:14:19,529 I like that. I like that a lot. Come on down. 194 00:14:19,697 --> 00:14:22,532 Come on. For that, you gotta come down. 195 00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:24,177 Come on! Come on. 196 00:14:32,084 --> 00:14:33,084 Come on. 197 00:14:48,309 --> 00:14:50,560 Okay, we got a big show tonight. Stay tuned. 198 00:14:50,728 --> 00:14:52,520 We'll be right back. 199 00:14:53,272 --> 00:14:54,689 That was great, Arthur. Thank you. 200 00:14:54,857 --> 00:14:56,608 I mean, I loved hearing what you had to say. 201 00:14:56,775 --> 00:14:57,984 It made my day. 202 00:14:58,152 --> 00:14:59,360 Thanks, Murray. 203 00:14:59,778 --> 00:15:01,446 You see all this, the lights, the show, 204 00:15:01,530 --> 00:15:02,822 the audience, all that stuff? 205 00:15:02,990 --> 00:15:04,217 I'd give it all up in a heartbeat 206 00:15:04,241 --> 00:15:05,408 to have a kid like you. 207 00:15:47,993 --> 00:15:50,013 - What's up, ladies? - Hey, Randall. What's up? 208 00:15:50,037 --> 00:15:51,704 Another day in chuckle town. 209 00:15:51,872 --> 00:15:52,872 Yup. 210 00:15:56,418 --> 00:15:57,502 You okay? 211 00:15:59,463 --> 00:16:01,964 I heard about the beatdown you took. 212 00:16:02,716 --> 00:16:03,800 Fucking savages. 213 00:16:05,344 --> 00:16:07,762 It was just a bunch of kids. I should have left it alone. 214 00:16:07,846 --> 00:16:08,888 No. 215 00:16:09,056 --> 00:16:11,391 They'll take everything from you if you do that. 216 00:16:11,558 --> 00:16:12,892 All the crazy shit out there. 217 00:16:13,435 --> 00:16:15,144 They're animals. 218 00:16:19,650 --> 00:16:20,942 You know what? 219 00:16:26,198 --> 00:16:27,198 Here. 220 00:16:28,867 --> 00:16:31,650 What is it? Take it. 221 00:16:32,579 --> 00:16:33,663 It's for you. 222 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:40,086 You gotta protect yourself out there. 223 00:16:40,838 --> 00:16:42,338 Otherwise, you're gonna get fucked. 224 00:16:43,966 --> 00:16:45,133 Randall, 225 00:16:46,593 --> 00:16:49,220 I'm not supposed to have a gun. 226 00:16:50,764 --> 00:16:52,223 Don't sweat it, Art. 227 00:16:53,016 --> 00:16:54,267 No one has to know. 228 00:16:54,435 --> 00:16:56,769 And you can pay me back some other time. 229 00:16:56,937 --> 00:16:58,146 You know you're my boy. 230 00:17:00,357 --> 00:17:01,357 Arthur, 231 00:17:01,984 --> 00:17:03,484 Hoyt wants to see you in his office. 232 00:17:04,236 --> 00:17:06,738 Hey, Gary. You know what I've always wondered? 233 00:17:06,905 --> 00:17:08,030 No idea. 234 00:17:08,198 --> 00:17:10,032 Do you people call it miniature golf 235 00:17:10,117 --> 00:17:11,576 or is it just golf to you? 236 00:17:16,832 --> 00:17:18,332 Punch him in the dick, Gary. 237 00:17:35,309 --> 00:17:36,934 Hello, Hoyt. 238 00:17:37,102 --> 00:17:39,604 Gary said you wanted to see me. 239 00:17:39,772 --> 00:17:42,690 How's the comedy career? Are you a famous stand-up yet? 240 00:17:42,775 --> 00:17:43,816 Not quite. 241 00:17:43,984 --> 00:17:46,110 Just been working on my material. 242 00:17:46,278 --> 00:17:48,196 No, don't sit. This'll be quick. 243 00:17:48,363 --> 00:17:49,864 Look, I like you, Arthur. 244 00:17:50,032 --> 00:17:51,449 You know, a lot of the guys, 245 00:17:51,533 --> 00:17:53,173 they think you're a freak, but I like you. 246 00:17:54,077 --> 00:17:55,703 I don't even know why I like you. 247 00:17:56,413 --> 00:17:57,997 But I got another complaint. 248 00:17:58,707 --> 00:18:01,501 It's starting to piss me off. Kenny's Music. 249 00:18:01,668 --> 00:18:03,503 The guy said you disappeared. 250 00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:05,046 Never even returned his sign. 251 00:18:05,923 --> 00:18:07,715 Because I got jumped. 252 00:18:08,091 --> 00:18:09,801 Didn't you hear? 253 00:18:09,968 --> 00:18:11,719 For a sign? 254 00:18:11,887 --> 00:18:14,055 That's bullshit. It doesn't even make sense. 255 00:18:14,223 --> 00:18:16,182 Just get him his sign back. 256 00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:18,726 He's going out of business, for God's sake, Arthur. 257 00:18:18,894 --> 00:18:20,686 Why would I keep his sign? 258 00:18:20,854 --> 00:18:23,606 How the fuck do I know? Why does anybody do anything? 259 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:26,901 If you don't return the sign, 260 00:18:27,069 --> 00:18:29,111 I gotta take it out of your paycheck. 261 00:18:30,197 --> 00:18:31,322 Are we clear? 262 00:18:32,866 --> 00:18:35,618 Listen, I'm trying to help you. 263 00:18:35,786 --> 00:18:37,745 Okay? And I'll tell you something else. 264 00:18:37,913 --> 00:18:39,288 The other guys, 265 00:18:39,373 --> 00:18:41,213 they don't feel comfortable around you, Arthur, 266 00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:43,251 because people think you're weird. 267 00:18:43,418 --> 00:18:46,254 Okay? And I can't have that around me. 268 00:19:36,054 --> 00:19:37,096 Wait, wait, wait. 269 00:19:37,264 --> 00:19:38,264 Wait. 270 00:19:41,518 --> 00:19:42,643 Thank you. 271 00:20:04,666 --> 00:20:07,251 This building is so awful, isn't it? 272 00:20:09,129 --> 00:20:11,589 This building is so awful, right, Mommy? 273 00:20:11,757 --> 00:20:14,175 Yes, we can hear you, GiGi. 274 00:20:14,343 --> 00:20:16,677 It's so awful, Mommy. 275 00:20:18,388 --> 00:20:19,388 Right, Mommy? 276 00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:28,856 - Good night. - This building's 277 00:20:29,024 --> 00:20:30,209 - so awful, isn't it? - Mmm-hmm. 278 00:20:35,697 --> 00:20:36,697 Hey. 279 00:20:43,413 --> 00:20:44,413 Come on. 280 00:20:54,257 --> 00:20:58,010 The moon is a silver dollar 281 00:20:58,553 --> 00:21:01,097 Shining up in the sky 282 00:21:01,890 --> 00:21:03,724 That's the dream we can buy... 283 00:21:03,809 --> 00:21:05,129 - Look up. - Mmm. 284 00:21:05,268 --> 00:21:07,269 Maybe the mailman's throwing them away. 285 00:21:07,437 --> 00:21:10,314 Mom, why are these letters so important to you? 286 00:21:11,233 --> 00:21:12,513 What do you think he's gonna do? 287 00:21:12,609 --> 00:21:13,943 He's gonna help us. 288 00:21:14,861 --> 00:21:19,031 But you worked for him, what, 30 years ago? 289 00:21:19,199 --> 00:21:21,075 Why would he help us? 290 00:21:21,243 --> 00:21:23,828 Because Thomas Wayne is a good man. 291 00:21:24,705 --> 00:21:27,289 If he knew how we were living, 292 00:21:27,457 --> 00:21:30,918 if he saw this place, it would make him sick. 293 00:21:32,295 --> 00:21:34,964 I can't explain it to you any better than that. 294 00:21:36,842 --> 00:21:38,718 I don't want you worrying about money, Mom. 295 00:21:40,053 --> 00:21:41,178 Or me. 296 00:21:41,638 --> 00:21:42,805 Everybody's telling me 297 00:21:42,889 --> 00:21:45,516 that my stand-up's ready for the big clubs. 298 00:21:46,727 --> 00:21:49,311 But, Happy, what makes you think you could do that? 299 00:21:49,813 --> 00:21:51,522 - What do you mean? - I mean... 300 00:21:52,691 --> 00:21:54,984 Don't you have to be funny to be a comedian? 301 00:22:24,848 --> 00:22:26,807 Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom 302 00:22:26,892 --> 00:22:29,226 The world is in a mess 303 00:22:29,311 --> 00:22:31,604 With politics and taxes And people grinding axes 304 00:22:31,688 --> 00:22:32,855 There's no happiness 305 00:22:34,066 --> 00:22:36,400 Happiness is not a riddle 306 00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:39,278 When I'm listening to that Big bass fiddle 307 00:22:50,290 --> 00:22:52,625 Slap that bass Slap it till its dizzy 308 00:22:52,709 --> 00:22:55,044 Slap that bass Keep the rhythm busy 309 00:22:55,128 --> 00:22:57,922 Zoom, zoom, zoom Misery, you've got to go... 310 00:22:58,632 --> 00:22:59,882 Hey, what's your name? 311 00:23:01,093 --> 00:23:02,093 Arthur. 312 00:23:03,095 --> 00:23:06,347 Hey, Arthur, you're a really good dancer. 313 00:23:07,057 --> 00:23:08,182 I know. 314 00:23:08,850 --> 00:23:10,976 You know who's not? Him. 315 00:23:16,608 --> 00:23:18,526 Happy, what was that? Are you okay? 316 00:23:18,693 --> 00:23:19,735 Mom, what? 317 00:23:19,903 --> 00:23:22,029 That noise! Did you hear that noise? 318 00:23:22,197 --> 00:23:24,448 I'm watching an old war movie! 319 00:23:24,616 --> 00:23:26,117 Turn it down! 320 00:23:26,368 --> 00:23:27,618 Um... 321 00:23:32,499 --> 00:23:34,166 Sorry, Mom. 322 00:23:46,888 --> 00:23:48,013 You good? 323 00:24:55,373 --> 00:24:57,917 It's nice to see these couples out at my show. 324 00:24:58,877 --> 00:25:01,086 I have a wife. We love to role-play. 325 00:25:01,171 --> 00:25:03,881 - Ooh! - Yes, yes, very sexy. 326 00:25:04,049 --> 00:25:05,549 My favorite one right now is 327 00:25:05,717 --> 00:25:08,677 professor and senior who really needs 328 00:25:08,762 --> 00:25:12,450 to pass my class to graduate. Yes. 329 00:25:13,975 --> 00:25:15,351 So, I'll tell you how I operate. 330 00:25:15,518 --> 00:25:16,644 I'm a professor at 331 00:25:16,728 --> 00:25:18,247 a prestigious New England university... 332 00:25:19,773 --> 00:25:23,651 And my wife is a senior in my "Intro To Western Civ." 333 00:25:25,695 --> 00:25:26,862 I know. I know. 334 00:25:27,447 --> 00:25:30,199 Why is she a senior in the intro? I didn't buy it either. 335 00:25:31,326 --> 00:25:33,160 So, she comes to me during my office hours. 336 00:25:34,329 --> 00:25:35,929 It's Monday and Wednesday, three to five. 337 00:25:36,039 --> 00:25:38,290 She says, "Excuse me, Professor Lewis." 338 00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:40,376 I can't use my real last name at this college 339 00:25:40,543 --> 00:25:42,086 'cause they don't hire Jews. 340 00:25:43,922 --> 00:25:45,172 It's something I'll address 341 00:25:45,257 --> 00:25:46,882 once I have tenure, but for now... 342 00:25:47,592 --> 00:25:49,218 She says, "Excuse me, Professor Lewis, 343 00:25:49,386 --> 00:25:50,613 I think I might be in danger of failing 344 00:25:50,637 --> 00:25:51,845 your 'Intro to Western Civ, ' 345 00:25:52,013 --> 00:25:53,138 and I just want you to know 346 00:25:53,223 --> 00:25:54,974 I'm willing to do anything to pass." 347 00:25:55,767 --> 00:25:59,186 And I said, "Anything?" And she said... 348 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,963 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 349 00:27:08,965 --> 00:27:10,507 Were you following me today? 350 00:27:14,054 --> 00:27:15,804 Yeah. 351 00:27:17,682 --> 00:27:19,516 I thought that was you. 352 00:27:20,352 --> 00:27:22,770 I was hoping you'd come in and rob the place. 353 00:27:24,814 --> 00:27:26,357 I have a gun. 354 00:27:26,524 --> 00:27:28,150 I could come by tomorrow. 355 00:27:31,613 --> 00:27:33,072 You're so funny, Arthur. 356 00:27:35,325 --> 00:27:36,617 Yeah. 357 00:27:36,785 --> 00:27:39,286 You know, I do stand-up comedy. 358 00:27:39,454 --> 00:27:42,206 You should maybe come see a show sometime. 359 00:27:42,916 --> 00:27:44,249 I could do that. 360 00:27:44,417 --> 00:27:45,542 Yeah? 361 00:27:45,710 --> 00:27:47,503 Yeah. You'll let me know when? 362 00:27:47,670 --> 00:27:48,670 Yeah. 363 00:27:55,595 --> 00:27:57,805 If you're happy and you know it 364 00:27:57,889 --> 00:27:59,056 Wiggle your ears 365 00:27:59,140 --> 00:28:00,140 Wiggle your ears 366 00:28:00,225 --> 00:28:02,434 If you're happy and you know it 367 00:28:02,519 --> 00:28:04,770 Wiggle your ears 368 00:28:04,938 --> 00:28:07,189 If you're happy and you know it 369 00:28:07,273 --> 00:28:09,358 And you really want to show it 370 00:28:09,526 --> 00:28:11,527 If you're happy and you know it 371 00:28:11,611 --> 00:28:12,736 Wiggle your ears 372 00:28:14,155 --> 00:28:16,115 If you're happy and you know it 373 00:28:16,199 --> 00:28:18,659 Stomp your feet 374 00:28:18,743 --> 00:28:20,744 If you're happy and you know it 375 00:28:20,829 --> 00:28:23,122 Stomp your feet 376 00:28:23,289 --> 00:28:25,499 If you're happy and you know it 377 00:28:25,583 --> 00:28:27,709 And you really want to show it 378 00:28:27,877 --> 00:28:30,003 If you're happy and you know it 379 00:28:30,088 --> 00:28:31,338 Stomp your feet 380 00:28:32,715 --> 00:28:34,216 If you're happy and you know it 381 00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:35,717 Shout "hurray" 382 00:28:35,885 --> 00:28:37,052 Shout "hurray" 383 00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:39,138 If you're happy and you know it 384 00:28:39,222 --> 00:28:40,639 Shout "hurray" 385 00:28:40,807 --> 00:28:41,867 Shout "hurray" 386 00:28:41,891 --> 00:28:43,350 If you're happy and you know it 387 00:28:43,435 --> 00:28:45,115 And you really want to 388 00:28:45,603 --> 00:28:49,231 Hoyt, please, I love this job. 389 00:28:49,399 --> 00:28:51,608 Arthur, I need to know why 390 00:28:51,693 --> 00:28:53,819 you brought a gun into a kids' hospital. 391 00:28:53,987 --> 00:28:56,947 It's a prop. It's part of my act now. 392 00:28:57,115 --> 00:28:58,949 That's bullshit. Bullshit. 393 00:28:59,117 --> 00:29:01,201 What kind of clown carries a fucking gun? 394 00:29:01,911 --> 00:29:03,328 Besides, Randall told me 395 00:29:03,413 --> 00:29:06,373 you tried to buy a .38 off him last week. 396 00:29:06,541 --> 00:29:07,583 Randall told you that? 397 00:29:07,750 --> 00:29:10,878 You're a fuck-up, Arthur, and a liar. 398 00:29:11,045 --> 00:29:12,125 You're fired! 399 00:29:38,281 --> 00:29:39,508 Jefferson Street. 400 00:29:39,532 --> 00:29:41,033 Next stop, Ninth Ave. 401 00:29:44,037 --> 00:29:45,473 I'm telling you, she wanted my number. 402 00:29:45,497 --> 00:29:46,622 We should've just stayed. 403 00:29:46,789 --> 00:29:49,458 You're dreaming, man. She wasn't interested at all. 404 00:29:49,626 --> 00:29:51,979 Are you nuts? Did you see how close we were dancing? 405 00:29:52,003 --> 00:29:53,086 She was in love. 406 00:29:53,254 --> 00:29:54,774 She couldn't wait to get away from you. 407 00:29:54,881 --> 00:29:57,216 Ryan! Ryan, am I crazy? Tell him what you saw. 408 00:29:59,802 --> 00:30:01,882 Hey, you want some French fries? 409 00:30:04,349 --> 00:30:05,933 Hello? 410 00:30:07,310 --> 00:30:08,393 Talking to you. Hey. 411 00:30:08,561 --> 00:30:10,103 No, thank you. 412 00:30:13,066 --> 00:30:14,316 You sure? 413 00:30:16,194 --> 00:30:17,319 They're real good. 414 00:30:20,156 --> 00:30:22,908 Don't ignore him. He's being nice to you. 415 00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:25,285 Whoo... 416 00:30:49,894 --> 00:30:51,520 Is something funny, asshole? 417 00:30:55,733 --> 00:30:57,109 Bitch! 418 00:31:03,866 --> 00:31:06,868 Isn't it rich? 419 00:31:07,745 --> 00:31:10,163 Are we a pair? 420 00:31:12,625 --> 00:31:15,294 Me here at last on the ground 421 00:31:15,461 --> 00:31:18,463 And you in mid-air 422 00:31:18,631 --> 00:31:21,633 Send in the clowns 423 00:31:25,763 --> 00:31:27,556 Isn't it bliss? 424 00:31:29,017 --> 00:31:31,018 Don't you approve? 425 00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:34,187 One who keeps tearing around 426 00:31:34,355 --> 00:31:37,190 And one who can't move 427 00:31:37,358 --> 00:31:40,527 Where are the clowns? 428 00:31:40,695 --> 00:31:44,406 There ought to be clowns 429 00:31:54,250 --> 00:31:57,085 So, buddy, tell us, what's so fucking funny? 430 00:31:57,253 --> 00:31:58,879 Nothing. 431 00:32:02,925 --> 00:32:04,217 I have... I have a condition. 432 00:32:04,927 --> 00:32:06,887 I'll tell you what you have, you asshole. 433 00:32:06,971 --> 00:32:08,096 Whoa! 434 00:32:10,558 --> 00:32:11,975 Please, stop! 435 00:32:12,977 --> 00:32:14,978 We got a kicker, huh? 436 00:32:15,146 --> 00:32:16,938 Hey, hold him steady. Hold him steady. 437 00:32:19,442 --> 00:32:21,109 Stay down, freak! 438 00:32:40,046 --> 00:32:41,505 Hey! 439 00:33:04,028 --> 00:33:05,130 Ninth Avenue. 440 00:33:05,154 --> 00:33:06,321 Next stop, Hunter's Point. 441 00:33:06,489 --> 00:33:07,823 Hey! 442 00:33:13,913 --> 00:33:15,706 Stand clear of the closing doors. 443 00:33:52,702 --> 00:33:55,245 Shit. Shit. 444 00:36:48,753 --> 00:36:50,712 I read it was a guy in full makeup. 445 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,340 No, it says right here it was a mask. 446 00:36:53,507 --> 00:36:55,634 Either way, I think it's good for business. 447 00:36:55,801 --> 00:36:58,136 They got clowns on the front of every newspaper. 448 00:36:58,304 --> 00:36:59,512 Big man, what's the good word? 449 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:00,680 Hey. 450 00:37:03,809 --> 00:37:06,019 Hey, Arthur, I heard what happened. 451 00:37:06,187 --> 00:37:07,479 Sorry, mate. 452 00:37:07,647 --> 00:37:08,647 Yeah. 453 00:37:09,315 --> 00:37:10,565 It doesn't seem fair, 454 00:37:10,733 --> 00:37:12,609 getting fired like that. 455 00:37:13,819 --> 00:37:14,903 Did you really bring a gun 456 00:37:14,987 --> 00:37:16,404 to the children's hospital, Artie? 457 00:37:17,490 --> 00:37:18,949 What the fuck would you do that for? 458 00:37:19,116 --> 00:37:20,552 Is that part of your new act, Arthur? 459 00:37:20,576 --> 00:37:21,678 If your dancing doesn't do the trick, 460 00:37:21,702 --> 00:37:22,971 you're just gonna shoot yourself? 461 00:37:24,372 --> 00:37:25,747 Why don't you ask Randall about it? 462 00:37:26,749 --> 00:37:27,874 It was his gun. 463 00:37:28,334 --> 00:37:29,895 - What? - I still owe you for that, 464 00:37:29,919 --> 00:37:30,961 don't I? 465 00:37:31,128 --> 00:37:32,879 What the fuck are you talking about? 466 00:37:33,422 --> 00:37:35,215 Stop talking out of your ass, Art. 467 00:37:40,346 --> 00:37:41,721 Oh, no! 468 00:37:43,474 --> 00:37:45,183 I forgot to punch out. 469 00:37:51,649 --> 00:37:53,650 And turns to sorrow 470 00:37:55,486 --> 00:37:59,030 King of all Hear me call 471 00:38:00,157 --> 00:38:04,744 Hear my name Carnival 472 00:38:15,506 --> 00:38:17,757 And as our city tries to make sense 473 00:38:17,925 --> 00:38:21,386 of the brutal triple murder on the subway last week, 474 00:38:21,554 --> 00:38:23,054 we're joined by Thomas Wayne. 475 00:38:23,222 --> 00:38:25,473 Happy, look, Thomas Wayne's on TV. 476 00:38:25,641 --> 00:38:26,808 Yes, Mother. 477 00:38:26,976 --> 00:38:28,370 Thanks for having me on, Chuck. 478 00:38:28,394 --> 00:38:29,686 They're asking him about 479 00:38:29,770 --> 00:38:31,229 those horrible subway murders. 480 00:38:31,397 --> 00:38:32,677 Thank you, Thomas. I know 481 00:38:32,732 --> 00:38:34,482 this is a difficult time for you. 482 00:38:34,650 --> 00:38:36,317 Why him? 483 00:38:36,485 --> 00:38:38,361 Looks like he's gained weight. 484 00:38:38,529 --> 00:38:40,609 Yes, all three worked for Wayne Investments. 485 00:38:40,948 --> 00:38:42,615 Good, decent, educated. 486 00:38:42,783 --> 00:38:45,410 Although I didn't know any of them personally. 487 00:38:47,121 --> 00:38:48,538 Like all Wayne employees, 488 00:38:48,622 --> 00:38:50,915 past and present, they're family. 489 00:38:51,083 --> 00:38:52,803 Did you hear that? I told you, we're family. 490 00:38:52,835 --> 00:38:54,312 There now seems to be 491 00:38:54,336 --> 00:38:56,588 a groundswell of anti-rich sentiment in the city. 492 00:38:56,756 --> 00:38:58,923 It's almost as if our less fortunate residents 493 00:38:59,008 --> 00:39:01,217 are taking the side of the killer. 494 00:39:01,385 --> 00:39:03,053 Yes, and it's a shame. 495 00:39:03,220 --> 00:39:04,512 It's one of the reasons why 496 00:39:04,597 --> 00:39:05,877 I'm considering a run for mayor. 497 00:39:06,682 --> 00:39:08,892 Gotham's lost its way. 498 00:39:09,060 --> 00:39:10,810 What about the eyewitness report 499 00:39:10,895 --> 00:39:13,605 of the suspect being a man in a clown mask? 500 00:39:13,773 --> 00:39:15,774 Well, it makes total sense to me. 501 00:39:15,941 --> 00:39:18,181 What kind of coward would do something that cold-blooded? 502 00:39:18,319 --> 00:39:20,153 Someone who hides behind a mask. 503 00:39:20,738 --> 00:39:22,197 Someone who is envious 504 00:39:22,281 --> 00:39:25,700 of those more fortunate than themselves, 505 00:39:26,410 --> 00:39:29,204 yet they're too scared to show their own face. 506 00:39:29,371 --> 00:39:32,290 And until those kind of people change for the better, 507 00:39:32,458 --> 00:39:36,044 those of us who have made something of our lives 508 00:39:36,212 --> 00:39:38,546 will always look at those who haven't 509 00:39:38,714 --> 00:39:40,840 as nothing but clowns. 510 00:39:42,468 --> 00:39:44,928 Thomas Wayne, thank you for coming in this morning. 511 00:39:45,096 --> 00:39:46,096 It's not funny. 512 00:40:07,827 --> 00:40:10,078 I heard this song on the radio the other day, 513 00:40:12,915 --> 00:40:16,918 and the guy was singing that his name was Carnival. 514 00:40:18,087 --> 00:40:19,170 Arthur... 515 00:40:19,338 --> 00:40:20,505 Which is crazy, 516 00:40:22,883 --> 00:40:25,927 because that's my clown name at work. 517 00:40:27,012 --> 00:40:29,472 And until a little while ago, 518 00:40:30,724 --> 00:40:33,226 it was like nobody ever saw me. 519 00:40:35,271 --> 00:40:37,647 Even I didn't know if I really existed. 520 00:40:38,065 --> 00:40:40,441 Arthur, I have some bad news for you. 521 00:40:43,779 --> 00:40:45,196 You don't listen, do you? 522 00:40:46,866 --> 00:40:50,869 I don't think you ever really hear me. 523 00:40:51,954 --> 00:40:54,747 You just ask the same questions every week. 524 00:40:54,915 --> 00:40:58,209 "How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?" 525 00:40:59,253 --> 00:41:02,964 All I have are negative thoughts, 526 00:41:03,132 --> 00:41:05,967 but you don't listen anyway. 527 00:41:06,135 --> 00:41:09,512 I said, for my whole life, 528 00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:12,891 I didn't know if I even really existed. 529 00:41:14,101 --> 00:41:15,810 But I do. 530 00:41:17,271 --> 00:41:21,191 And people are starting to notice. 531 00:41:22,943 --> 00:41:24,694 They've cut our funding. 532 00:41:24,862 --> 00:41:26,529 We're closing down our offices next week. 533 00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:30,158 The city has cut funding across the board. 534 00:41:30,242 --> 00:41:32,202 Social Services is part of that. 535 00:41:32,369 --> 00:41:34,412 This is the last time we'll be meeting. 536 00:41:35,372 --> 00:41:36,539 Okay. 537 00:41:40,753 --> 00:41:42,833 They don't give a shit about people like you, Arthur. 538 00:41:45,007 --> 00:41:46,424 And they really don't give a shit 539 00:41:46,508 --> 00:41:48,468 about people like me, either. 540 00:41:51,722 --> 00:41:53,056 Fuck. 541 00:42:01,273 --> 00:42:03,775 How am I supposed to get my medication now? 542 00:42:06,779 --> 00:42:08,363 Who do I talk to? 543 00:42:10,824 --> 00:42:12,617 I'm sorry, Arthur. 544 00:42:15,412 --> 00:42:18,957 I think... I think most women look at sex like buying a car. 545 00:42:19,625 --> 00:42:22,043 You know, like, "Can I see myself in this long-term?" 546 00:42:22,211 --> 00:42:24,212 "Is it safe?" 547 00:42:24,380 --> 00:42:25,838 "Is it reliable?" 548 00:42:26,006 --> 00:42:28,258 "Could it kill me?" 549 00:42:28,342 --> 00:42:30,385 Most guys, we look at sex like parking a car. 550 00:42:30,552 --> 00:42:32,929 We're like, "There's a spot." 551 00:42:33,097 --> 00:42:34,222 "There's another spot. 552 00:42:34,306 --> 00:42:35,533 "That would work." 553 00:42:35,557 --> 00:42:38,059 "Oh, I have to pay? Never mind." 554 00:42:39,728 --> 00:42:42,480 "Handicapped? I hope no one sees this." 555 00:42:45,192 --> 00:42:47,402 All right, that's my time. Thank you very much, guys. 556 00:42:52,574 --> 00:42:54,742 One more time for Sam Morril, y'all. 557 00:42:56,036 --> 00:42:57,829 All right, now, this next comic describes 558 00:42:57,913 --> 00:43:00,039 himself as a lifelong Gotham resident 559 00:43:00,207 --> 00:43:02,583 who from a young age was always told 560 00:43:02,668 --> 00:43:03,710 that his purpose in life 561 00:43:03,877 --> 00:43:07,880 was to bring laughter and joy into this cold, dark world. 562 00:43:08,465 --> 00:43:09,825 Um... Okay. 563 00:43:09,967 --> 00:43:12,218 Please help me welcome Arthur Fleck, y'all. 564 00:43:12,303 --> 00:43:13,344 Arthur Fleck. 565 00:43:37,661 --> 00:43:40,204 Hello, it's good to be here. 566 00:44:04,980 --> 00:44:07,940 I hated school when I was a kid. 567 00:44:23,457 --> 00:44:28,252 I hated school as a kid. 568 00:44:29,546 --> 00:44:31,214 My mother would say, 569 00:44:31,382 --> 00:44:32,882 "You should enjoy it. 570 00:44:32,966 --> 00:44:35,009 One day, you'll have to work for a living." 571 00:44:36,470 --> 00:44:37,720 "No, I won't, Ma, 572 00:44:37,805 --> 00:44:39,472 I'm gonna be a comedian." 573 00:44:48,732 --> 00:44:49,899 Um... 574 00:44:52,111 --> 00:44:53,236 Here's one. 575 00:44:54,655 --> 00:44:57,573 You know, I was just thinking the other day, 576 00:44:57,658 --> 00:44:59,617 why are the rich people... 577 00:45:06,208 --> 00:45:07,602 Smile though your heart is aching 578 00:45:10,963 --> 00:45:15,341 Smile even though it's breaking 579 00:45:17,678 --> 00:45:23,391 When there are clouds in the sky You'll get by 580 00:45:23,892 --> 00:45:28,938 If you smile Through your fear and sorrow 581 00:45:29,022 --> 00:45:34,068 Smile and maybe tomorrow 582 00:45:34,278 --> 00:45:40,032 You'll see the sun Come shining through for you 583 00:45:40,117 --> 00:45:41,451 You believe that shit? 584 00:45:43,287 --> 00:45:44,287 Fuck 'em. 585 00:45:46,331 --> 00:45:48,958 I think the guy that did it is a hero. 586 00:45:51,128 --> 00:45:52,962 Three less pricks in Gotham City, 587 00:45:53,422 --> 00:45:55,339 only a million more to go. 588 00:45:57,009 --> 00:45:59,844 You'll get by 589 00:45:59,970 --> 00:46:04,182 That's the time you must keep on trying 590 00:46:04,766 --> 00:46:08,936 Smile, what's the use of crying 591 00:46:09,104 --> 00:46:13,566 You'll find that Life is still worthwhile 592 00:46:15,819 --> 00:46:19,697 If you just smile 593 00:46:27,206 --> 00:46:28,641 And, buddy, as always, 594 00:46:28,665 --> 00:46:29,790 thanks for the laughs. 595 00:46:29,958 --> 00:46:31,459 I'm sure we'll see you again. 596 00:46:31,627 --> 00:46:32,835 You know we'll be here, right? 597 00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:34,212 I hope. 598 00:46:34,296 --> 00:46:37,965 Tomorrow night, we have Diana Hudson, Greg Gordon, 599 00:46:38,133 --> 00:46:40,927 and animal expert, Hugh Little. 600 00:46:41,595 --> 00:46:42,887 Thanks for watching. 601 00:46:43,055 --> 00:46:45,348 Good night, and always remember, 602 00:46:45,516 --> 00:46:46,993 that's life. 603 00:46:51,230 --> 00:46:52,396 That's life. 604 00:46:57,236 --> 00:47:00,613 Momma, time to wake up and go to bed. 605 00:47:00,697 --> 00:47:01,822 Hmm? Oh... 606 00:47:04,076 --> 00:47:05,535 Oh, Happy. 607 00:47:08,372 --> 00:47:10,039 Happy, I wrote a new letter. 608 00:47:10,207 --> 00:47:11,916 Come on, dance with me. 609 00:47:12,918 --> 00:47:15,294 For Thomas Wayne. It's important. 610 00:47:24,221 --> 00:47:25,930 You smell like cologne. 611 00:47:26,098 --> 00:47:28,558 It's 'cause I just had a big date. 612 00:47:28,725 --> 00:47:30,518 Oh. 613 00:47:33,230 --> 00:47:34,981 Just don't forget to mail it. 614 00:48:00,799 --> 00:48:02,527 The Murray Franklin Show is taped live 615 00:48:02,551 --> 00:48:03,926 before a studio audience 616 00:48:04,094 --> 00:48:06,220 in beautiful downtown Gotham City. 617 00:49:08,575 --> 00:49:11,160 You're gonna kill me. You're gonna give me a heart attack! 618 00:49:11,328 --> 00:49:12,495 Don't give me your... 619 00:49:12,663 --> 00:49:14,497 No. No. 620 00:49:14,665 --> 00:49:17,625 I'm not talking to you until you stop being angry! 621 00:49:17,793 --> 00:49:20,211 Okay. 622 00:49:24,925 --> 00:49:27,051 I'm not angry, Mom. 623 00:49:27,219 --> 00:49:30,853 I'm not angry. Please. 624 00:49:31,973 --> 00:49:34,725 Mom, is this real? 625 00:49:38,397 --> 00:49:41,607 He's an extraordinary man, Happy. 626 00:49:41,775 --> 00:49:44,110 He's a very powerful man. 627 00:49:45,654 --> 00:49:47,613 We were in love. 628 00:49:48,490 --> 00:49:50,408 He said it was best that we not be together 629 00:49:50,492 --> 00:49:52,618 because of appearances. 630 00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:58,457 And I could never tell anyone because... 631 00:50:01,002 --> 00:50:02,461 Well, I signed some papers. 632 00:50:04,297 --> 00:50:05,923 And besides, you can imagine 633 00:50:06,007 --> 00:50:09,385 what people would say about Thomas and me. 634 00:50:12,097 --> 00:50:13,472 What they'd say about you. 635 00:50:17,686 --> 00:50:19,603 What would they say, Mom? 636 00:52:08,755 --> 00:52:09,755 Hmm. 637 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:21,725 Hmm. 638 00:52:52,841 --> 00:52:53,883 Hi. 639 00:52:56,845 --> 00:52:58,220 What's your name? 640 00:52:59,472 --> 00:53:01,098 I'm Bruce. 641 00:53:02,183 --> 00:53:03,350 Bruce. 642 00:53:05,312 --> 00:53:06,562 I'm Arthur. 643 00:53:28,543 --> 00:53:29,919 That's better. 644 00:53:30,837 --> 00:53:32,421 Bruce! Bruce! 645 00:53:33,924 --> 00:53:35,090 Get away from that man. 646 00:53:35,258 --> 00:53:37,384 It's okay. I'm a good guy. 647 00:53:37,552 --> 00:53:38,802 What are you doing? Who are you? 648 00:53:39,429 --> 00:53:41,096 I'm here to see Mr. Wayne. 649 00:53:41,264 --> 00:53:43,766 Well, you shouldn't be speaking to his son. 650 00:53:45,185 --> 00:53:46,495 Why did you give him these flowers? 651 00:53:46,519 --> 00:53:47,728 No, they're not real. 652 00:53:49,481 --> 00:53:51,523 It's magic. 653 00:53:51,983 --> 00:53:53,400 I was just trying to make him smile. 654 00:53:53,568 --> 00:53:55,402 Well, it's not funny, is it? 655 00:53:56,404 --> 00:53:57,613 Do I need to call the police? 656 00:53:57,781 --> 00:53:59,198 No. Please. 657 00:54:00,492 --> 00:54:03,702 My mother's name is Penny. Penny Fleck. 658 00:54:03,870 --> 00:54:05,097 She used to work here years ago. 659 00:54:05,121 --> 00:54:07,206 Can you please tell Mr. Wayne I need to see him? 660 00:54:08,375 --> 00:54:09,833 You are her son. 661 00:54:10,001 --> 00:54:11,001 Yeah. 662 00:54:11,670 --> 00:54:13,379 Did you know her? 663 00:54:17,008 --> 00:54:19,343 I know about the two of them. 664 00:54:19,928 --> 00:54:22,346 She told me everything. 665 00:54:24,224 --> 00:54:26,016 There's nothing to know. 666 00:54:27,143 --> 00:54:28,936 There is no "them." 667 00:54:29,896 --> 00:54:32,064 Your mother was delusional. 668 00:54:32,983 --> 00:54:34,066 She was a sick woman. 669 00:54:34,234 --> 00:54:36,276 Don't say that. 670 00:54:37,445 --> 00:54:38,862 Just go. 671 00:54:38,989 --> 00:54:39,989 Mmm? 672 00:54:40,115 --> 00:54:42,366 Before you make a fool of yourself. 673 00:54:44,035 --> 00:54:46,704 Thomas Wayne is my father. 674 00:54:51,751 --> 00:54:52,751 He left me. 675 00:54:55,588 --> 00:54:56,948 Let go! Let go! 676 00:55:23,241 --> 00:55:25,075 Keep the respirations above 15. 677 00:55:25,243 --> 00:55:27,411 Slow and steady. We got some stairs coming up. 678 00:55:28,663 --> 00:55:29,872 Mom? 679 00:55:30,707 --> 00:55:31,707 What happened? 680 00:55:31,875 --> 00:55:33,542 - Who are you? - I'm her son. 681 00:55:33,626 --> 00:55:35,187 - What happened? - You can probably help us out inside. 682 00:55:35,211 --> 00:55:36,628 We don't know what happened yet. 683 00:55:36,713 --> 00:55:38,691 - Hop in the back of the ambulance. - Step. 684 00:55:38,715 --> 00:55:40,026 One more. We got one more lift. 685 00:55:40,050 --> 00:55:41,091 I'm getting 686 00:55:41,176 --> 00:55:42,403 a little resistance here, Michael. 687 00:55:45,096 --> 00:55:46,096 Lift. 688 00:55:51,644 --> 00:55:52,978 I'm right here. 689 00:55:53,354 --> 00:55:54,563 Excuse me, sir. 690 00:55:54,814 --> 00:55:55,916 Does your mother take any medications? 691 00:55:55,940 --> 00:55:57,024 - No. - Excuse me, 692 00:55:57,108 --> 00:55:58,188 - I couldn't hear you. - No. 693 00:55:58,234 --> 00:55:59,879 Sir, when was the last time you spoke to her? 694 00:55:59,903 --> 00:56:01,070 I don't know. 695 00:56:45,990 --> 00:56:47,199 Mr. Fleck. 696 00:56:48,576 --> 00:56:50,536 Sorry to bother you. I'm Detective Garrity. 697 00:56:50,620 --> 00:56:52,913 This is my partner, Detective Burke. 698 00:56:53,331 --> 00:56:55,999 We had a few questions for you, but you weren't home, 699 00:56:57,502 --> 00:56:59,002 so we spoke with your mother. 700 00:57:00,755 --> 00:57:01,755 Oh. 701 00:57:02,924 --> 00:57:04,341 What did you say to her? 702 00:57:04,509 --> 00:57:05,509 Did you do this? 703 00:57:05,677 --> 00:57:06,677 What? No. 704 00:57:06,845 --> 00:57:09,304 No, no, no. We just asked her some questions, 705 00:57:09,472 --> 00:57:10,973 and she got hysterical. 706 00:57:11,141 --> 00:57:12,891 Hyperventilating, 707 00:57:13,059 --> 00:57:14,328 collapsed and hit her head pretty hard. 708 00:57:14,352 --> 00:57:16,478 Yeah. The doctor said she had a stroke. 709 00:57:17,105 --> 00:57:18,939 We're sorry to hear about that. 710 00:57:19,816 --> 00:57:22,651 But, like I said, I still have some questions for you. 711 00:57:22,819 --> 00:57:24,099 They're about the subway killings 712 00:57:24,154 --> 00:57:25,195 that happened last week. 713 00:57:25,363 --> 00:57:26,655 You've heard about them, right? 714 00:57:26,823 --> 00:57:27,906 Yeah. 715 00:57:28,074 --> 00:57:29,074 It's horrible. 716 00:57:29,242 --> 00:57:30,450 Right. 717 00:57:31,411 --> 00:57:34,538 So, we spoke with your boss over at Haha's. 718 00:57:34,706 --> 00:57:36,748 He said you were fired for bringing a gun 719 00:57:36,833 --> 00:57:38,292 into the children's hospital. 720 00:57:39,794 --> 00:57:41,795 - Is that true, Mr. Fleck? - It was a prop. 721 00:57:41,963 --> 00:57:43,505 It's part of my act. 722 00:57:43,923 --> 00:57:45,257 I'm a party clown. 723 00:57:45,425 --> 00:57:47,342 All right. So, why were you fired? 724 00:57:50,638 --> 00:57:53,182 They said I wasn't funny enough. 725 00:57:53,349 --> 00:57:55,309 Can you imagine that? 726 00:57:55,476 --> 00:57:59,313 If you don't mind, I have to go take care of my mother. 727 00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:01,732 Your boss also gave us one of your cards. 728 00:58:03,943 --> 00:58:06,278 This condition of yours, the laughing, 729 00:58:07,030 --> 00:58:08,363 is it real, 730 00:58:08,531 --> 00:58:10,365 or some sort of clown thing? 731 00:58:10,909 --> 00:58:13,410 - A clown thing? - Yeah. 732 00:58:13,828 --> 00:58:16,121 I mean, is it part of your act? 733 00:58:18,708 --> 00:58:20,042 What do you think? 734 00:58:25,965 --> 00:58:27,049 It's exit only. 735 00:58:51,532 --> 00:58:53,533 She's gonna be okay. 736 00:58:57,997 --> 00:58:59,706 I'm gonna get a coffee. 737 00:59:00,416 --> 00:59:01,416 You want one? 738 00:59:01,584 --> 00:59:02,584 Yeah. 739 00:59:15,723 --> 00:59:18,684 So, the other night, I told my youngest son Billy, 740 00:59:18,851 --> 00:59:21,311 you know, the new one, the not-so-bright one. 741 00:59:22,146 --> 00:59:23,647 I told him, "The garbage strike 742 00:59:23,731 --> 00:59:24,982 is still going on, Billy." 743 00:59:25,191 --> 00:59:27,234 And he says, and I'm not kidding, Billy says, 744 00:59:27,402 --> 00:59:29,362 "So, where are we gonna get all our garbage from?" 745 00:59:36,744 --> 00:59:39,204 And finally, in a world where everyone 746 00:59:39,289 --> 00:59:40,622 thinks they could do my job, 747 00:59:40,790 --> 00:59:43,000 we got this video tape from Pogo's Comedy Club, 748 00:59:43,084 --> 00:59:44,209 right here in Gotham. 749 00:59:44,377 --> 00:59:46,337 Here's a guy who thinks if you just keep laughing, 750 00:59:46,462 --> 00:59:48,171 it'll somehow make you funny. 751 00:59:48,256 --> 00:59:49,589 Check out this joker. 752 00:59:55,346 --> 00:59:56,388 Oh, my God. 753 00:59:56,472 --> 01:00:00,017 I hated school as a kid. 754 01:00:00,893 --> 01:00:03,937 But my mother would always say, 755 01:00:04,105 --> 01:00:05,689 "You should enjoy it. 756 01:00:05,773 --> 01:00:07,899 One day, you'll have to work for a living." 757 01:00:08,693 --> 01:00:10,110 "No, I won't, Ma. 758 01:00:10,194 --> 01:00:11,903 I'm gonna be a comedian." 759 01:00:18,244 --> 01:00:20,329 You shoulda listened to your mother. 760 01:00:22,582 --> 01:00:24,166 Hey, one more. One more, Bobby. 761 01:00:24,334 --> 01:00:26,752 All right, let's see one more. I love this guy. 762 01:00:27,587 --> 01:00:28,587 It's funny, 763 01:00:29,464 --> 01:00:31,590 when I was a little boy 764 01:00:31,758 --> 01:00:34,593 and told people I was gonna be a comedian, 765 01:00:34,761 --> 01:00:36,803 everyone laughed at me. 766 01:00:36,971 --> 01:00:39,765 Well, no one's laughing now. 767 01:00:43,269 --> 01:00:45,145 You can say that again, pal. 768 01:00:50,943 --> 01:00:53,779 All right, we got a great show for you tonight. 769 01:00:53,946 --> 01:00:57,115 Chuck Conby is here, actress Joanne Mulligan, 770 01:00:57,283 --> 01:01:01,119 and new music from Mel Rubin and the Stiffs. 771 01:01:07,085 --> 01:01:09,628 As tensions mount around the metro area, 772 01:01:09,796 --> 01:01:13,382 Mayor Stokes has pleaded for cooler heads to prevail. 773 01:01:13,549 --> 01:01:15,133 City services have been affected, 774 01:01:15,301 --> 01:01:17,302 and some businesses have decided 775 01:01:17,387 --> 01:01:20,180 to remain closed amid the unrest. 776 01:01:20,348 --> 01:01:22,933 Chuck Stevens filed this report. 777 01:01:23,101 --> 01:01:24,328 The anger and resentment 778 01:01:24,352 --> 01:01:25,788 that's been building in the city for weeks 779 01:01:25,812 --> 01:01:27,813 seems close to exploding. 780 01:01:27,980 --> 01:01:30,023 Protesters, many dressed as clowns, 781 01:01:30,108 --> 01:01:31,233 took to the streets today 782 01:01:31,442 --> 01:01:33,235 in one of several planned demonstrations 783 01:01:33,319 --> 01:01:34,861 taking on the city's elite, 784 01:01:35,029 --> 01:01:36,780 including a massive rally outside 785 01:01:36,864 --> 01:01:39,282 tomorrow night's benefit at Wayne Hall. 786 01:01:39,450 --> 01:01:41,095 What's the point of all this? 787 01:01:41,119 --> 01:01:42,953 - the rich. - Thomas Wayne. 788 01:01:43,037 --> 01:01:44,723 That's what this whole thing is about. 789 01:01:44,747 --> 01:01:46,623 the whole system. 790 01:01:46,791 --> 01:01:47,935 Wayne, who recently announced 791 01:01:47,959 --> 01:01:49,167 he is running for mayor, 792 01:01:49,335 --> 01:01:51,044 will be attending the benefit. 793 01:01:51,212 --> 01:01:53,213 You might remember it was Thomas Wayne 794 01:01:53,381 --> 01:01:54,756 who first referred to 795 01:01:54,841 --> 01:01:57,634 many of Gotham's residents as "clowns." 796 01:01:57,802 --> 01:02:00,804 Today, he offered little in the way of an apology. 797 01:02:00,972 --> 01:02:02,222 Well, what I will say is, 798 01:02:02,306 --> 01:02:03,575 there's something wrong with those people. 799 01:02:03,599 --> 01:02:04,599 I am here to help them. 800 01:02:04,767 --> 01:02:06,120 I'm gonna lift them out of poverty, 801 01:02:06,144 --> 01:02:07,561 help make their lives better. 802 01:02:07,728 --> 01:02:08,895 That is why I'm running. 803 01:02:09,063 --> 01:02:11,815 And they may not realize it, but I'm their only hope. 804 01:02:27,623 --> 01:02:30,333 Down with Wayne! Down with Wayne! 805 01:02:30,418 --> 01:02:33,170 Down with Wayne! Down with Wayne! 806 01:05:13,748 --> 01:05:14,831 Can I help you, pal? 807 01:05:17,084 --> 01:05:18,752 I don't know what to say. 808 01:05:22,381 --> 01:05:24,591 Do you want an autograph or something? 809 01:05:24,759 --> 01:05:25,759 No. 810 01:05:31,891 --> 01:05:33,433 My name is Arthur. 811 01:05:35,019 --> 01:05:36,645 Penny Fleck is my mother. 812 01:05:38,022 --> 01:05:39,022 Jesus. 813 01:05:40,107 --> 01:05:41,947 You're the guy that came to my house yesterday. 814 01:05:43,361 --> 01:05:44,611 Yes. 815 01:05:45,154 --> 01:05:47,030 I'm sorry I just showed up. 816 01:05:47,198 --> 01:05:48,657 But my mother told me everything, 817 01:05:48,741 --> 01:05:50,408 and I had to talk to you. 818 01:05:50,576 --> 01:05:52,494 Look, pal, I'm not your father. 819 01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:54,579 What's wrong with you? 820 01:05:56,248 --> 01:05:57,791 Look at us. 821 01:05:59,293 --> 01:06:00,543 I think you are. 822 01:06:00,711 --> 01:06:01,920 Well, that's impossible 823 01:06:02,505 --> 01:06:03,755 because you're adopted, 824 01:06:03,839 --> 01:06:05,067 and I never slept with your mother. 825 01:06:05,091 --> 01:06:06,693 - I wasn't adopted. - What do you want from me? 826 01:06:06,717 --> 01:06:08,093 - Money? - No, I don't... 827 01:06:08,177 --> 01:06:09,302 I wasn't adopted. 828 01:06:09,470 --> 01:06:11,262 Jesus. She never told you? 829 01:06:11,430 --> 01:06:13,098 Told me what? 830 01:06:14,433 --> 01:06:16,411 Your mother adopted you while she was working for us. 831 01:06:16,435 --> 01:06:17,644 That's not true. 832 01:06:18,187 --> 01:06:19,187 Why are you saying that? 833 01:06:19,355 --> 01:06:20,415 Then she was arrested and committed 834 01:06:20,439 --> 01:06:21,606 to Arkham State Hospital, 835 01:06:21,774 --> 01:06:23,149 when you were just a little boy. 836 01:06:23,317 --> 01:06:24,442 Why are you saying this? 837 01:06:24,610 --> 01:06:26,111 I don't need you to tell me lies. 838 01:06:26,278 --> 01:06:27,612 I know it seems strange. 839 01:06:27,697 --> 01:06:29,322 I don't mean to make you uncomfortable. 840 01:06:29,490 --> 01:06:31,074 I don't know why everyone is so rude. 841 01:06:31,242 --> 01:06:32,450 I don't know why you are. 842 01:06:32,618 --> 01:06:33,952 I don't want anything from you. 843 01:06:34,120 --> 01:06:36,496 Maybe a little bit of warmth, maybe a hug, Dad! 844 01:06:36,664 --> 01:06:38,665 How about just a little bit of fucking decency? 845 01:06:38,833 --> 01:06:40,208 What is it with you people? 846 01:06:40,376 --> 01:06:42,335 You say that stuff about my mother. 847 01:06:42,503 --> 01:06:43,878 She's crazy. 848 01:06:43,963 --> 01:06:46,047 She's... 849 01:06:53,639 --> 01:06:55,014 You think this is funny? 850 01:06:56,642 --> 01:06:59,811 Dad, it's me. Come on. 851 01:07:02,523 --> 01:07:03,690 Touch my son again, 852 01:07:03,774 --> 01:07:05,214 I'll fucking kill you. 853 01:07:25,087 --> 01:07:27,881 Hello, Mr. Fleck. This is Detective Garrity. 854 01:07:28,048 --> 01:07:30,383 We met the other night at Gotham General. 855 01:07:30,551 --> 01:07:32,844 My partner and I had a few more questions for you. 856 01:07:33,012 --> 01:07:35,930 We stopped by your apartment today, but you weren't home. 857 01:07:36,098 --> 01:07:37,978 Please give me a call when you get this message. 858 01:07:38,017 --> 01:07:39,934 Again, Detective Garrity, 859 01:07:40,102 --> 01:07:44,105 and my number is 212... 99. 860 01:08:27,149 --> 01:08:28,983 This message is for Arthur Fleck. 861 01:08:29,151 --> 01:08:30,860 My name is Shirley Woods. 862 01:08:30,945 --> 01:08:33,112 I work on The Murray Franklin Show. 863 01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:34,424 I don't know if you're aware, 864 01:08:34,448 --> 01:08:36,048 but Murray played a clip of your stand-up 865 01:08:36,075 --> 01:08:37,116 on the show recently, 866 01:08:37,284 --> 01:08:40,578 and we have gotten an amazing response from our viewers. 867 01:08:40,746 --> 01:08:42,956 Murray asked me to give you a call and see if you're... 868 01:08:47,378 --> 01:08:48,711 Who is this? 869 01:08:48,879 --> 01:08:50,505 Oh, hi, this is Shirley Woods. 870 01:08:50,673 --> 01:08:53,466 I'm the show Booker from Live with Murray Franklin. 871 01:08:53,634 --> 01:08:54,676 Is this Arthur? 872 01:08:56,679 --> 01:08:57,679 Yes. 873 01:08:57,847 --> 01:08:59,806 Hi, Arthur. Well, as I was saying, 874 01:08:59,890 --> 01:09:01,891 we've gotten a lot of calls about your clip. 875 01:09:02,059 --> 01:09:03,768 Amazing responses. 876 01:09:03,936 --> 01:09:06,229 And Murray asked if I would reach out to you 877 01:09:06,313 --> 01:09:07,939 to see if you would come on as his guest. 878 01:09:13,237 --> 01:09:16,364 Murray wants me on The Murray Franklin Show? 879 01:09:16,532 --> 01:09:18,116 Yeah. Isn't that great? 880 01:09:18,284 --> 01:09:21,160 He'd love to talk to you, maybe do some of your act? 881 01:09:22,162 --> 01:09:24,330 That sound good to you? 882 01:09:28,669 --> 01:09:30,712 Yeah, that sounds great. 883 01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:32,714 Can we set up a date right now? 884 01:09:32,798 --> 01:09:34,507 Are you available next Thursday? 885 01:10:27,227 --> 01:10:28,227 Hey. 886 01:10:29,063 --> 01:10:32,023 Man, I'm sorry about that, my man. 887 01:10:32,191 --> 01:10:34,461 All records 10 years or older, they store in the basement, 888 01:10:34,485 --> 01:10:37,487 and you're talking about something 30 years ago, so... 889 01:10:38,864 --> 01:10:40,823 Can I ask you a question? 890 01:10:40,991 --> 01:10:42,200 Sure. 891 01:10:42,785 --> 01:10:46,704 How does someone wind up in here? 892 01:10:47,790 --> 01:10:51,292 Have they all, all the people committed crimes? 893 01:10:51,919 --> 01:10:53,586 Well, yeah, some have. 894 01:10:53,754 --> 01:10:56,631 You know, some are just crazy. 895 01:10:56,799 --> 01:10:59,258 Pose dangers to themselves and others. 896 01:10:59,426 --> 01:11:01,010 Some just got nowhere else to go. 897 01:11:01,095 --> 01:11:03,179 Don't know what to do, you know? 898 01:11:03,347 --> 01:11:07,016 - Yeah. I hear you, brother. - Hmm. 899 01:11:07,101 --> 01:11:09,936 Sometimes, I don't know what to do. 900 01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:14,148 Last time, I ended up taking it out on some people. 901 01:11:15,609 --> 01:11:19,237 I thought it was gonna bother me, but it really hasn't. 902 01:11:20,572 --> 01:11:21,572 What's that? 903 01:11:23,117 --> 01:11:26,494 I fucked up and did some bad shit. 904 01:11:30,416 --> 01:11:31,601 You know what I'm talking about, 905 01:11:31,625 --> 01:11:36,963 it's so hard to just try and be happy all the time. 906 01:11:39,049 --> 01:11:40,758 Hey, listen, man. 907 01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:43,219 I'm just an administrative assistant. 908 01:11:43,303 --> 01:11:44,804 Like a clerk, you know. 909 01:11:44,972 --> 01:11:46,556 All I do is file paperwork. 910 01:11:47,683 --> 01:11:49,392 I don't know what to tell you. 911 01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:52,752 But you should see somebody. You know, they got programs, 912 01:11:52,855 --> 01:11:55,398 city services, stuff like that. 913 01:11:55,566 --> 01:11:56,899 Oh, yeah. 914 01:11:56,984 --> 01:11:58,664 They cut all those. 915 01:12:03,657 --> 01:12:05,658 All right, here it is. Fleck. 916 01:12:05,826 --> 01:12:07,744 Penny Fleck. Let's see. 917 01:12:08,662 --> 01:12:12,248 Diagnosed by Dr. Benjamin Stoner. 918 01:12:13,792 --> 01:12:17,837 Oh. "The patient suffers from delusional psychosis 919 01:12:18,005 --> 01:12:21,466 and narcissistic personality disorder." Mmm. 920 01:12:22,051 --> 01:12:23,760 "Was found guilty of endangering 921 01:12:23,844 --> 01:12:27,263 the welfare of her own child." 922 01:12:35,564 --> 01:12:36,564 What? 923 01:12:39,985 --> 01:12:41,444 You said she's your mother. 924 01:12:46,408 --> 01:12:47,533 Uh... 925 01:12:47,743 --> 01:12:50,119 I'm sorry, man. Like I said, I can't release these records, 926 01:12:50,287 --> 01:12:53,039 you know, without proper forms. 927 01:12:53,499 --> 01:12:55,166 I could get in trouble. 928 01:12:55,959 --> 01:12:58,002 Look, if you want to bring your mom in here to sign, 929 01:12:58,170 --> 01:12:59,170 that'll be much easier, 930 01:12:59,338 --> 01:13:02,381 but I can't let this go without her signature, okay? 931 01:13:02,549 --> 01:13:03,549 I'm sorry. 932 01:13:07,721 --> 01:13:09,931 No, man! Shit! 933 01:13:10,516 --> 01:13:12,391 Come on, man. Give it... 934 01:13:13,310 --> 01:13:15,603 Hey! Hey! 935 01:14:13,787 --> 01:14:16,706 We went over this, Penny. You adopted him. 936 01:14:17,416 --> 01:14:19,208 We have all the paperwork right here. 937 01:14:19,918 --> 01:14:22,128 That's not true. 938 01:14:22,296 --> 01:14:24,547 Thomas had that all made up, 939 01:14:24,715 --> 01:14:27,341 so it stayed our secret. 940 01:14:29,261 --> 01:14:31,679 You also stood by 941 01:14:32,306 --> 01:14:33,639 while one of your boyfriends 942 01:14:33,724 --> 01:14:37,185 repeatedly abused your adopted son 943 01:14:38,562 --> 01:14:39,562 and battered you. 944 01:14:59,333 --> 01:15:00,917 Penny, 945 01:15:01,501 --> 01:15:05,129 your son was found tied to a radiator 946 01:15:05,297 --> 01:15:07,715 in your filthy apartment. 947 01:15:07,883 --> 01:15:10,384 Malnourished with multiple bruises across his body 948 01:15:10,552 --> 01:15:12,553 and severe trauma to his head. 949 01:15:14,723 --> 01:15:16,432 I never heard him cry. 950 01:15:17,351 --> 01:15:20,811 He's always been such a happy little boy. 951 01:17:21,892 --> 01:17:23,309 It's time for bed. 952 01:17:26,813 --> 01:17:27,813 Oh, my God! 953 01:17:28,774 --> 01:17:30,734 What are you doing in here? 954 01:17:32,986 --> 01:17:34,862 You're in the wrong apartment. 955 01:17:41,495 --> 01:17:43,204 Your name's Arthur, right? 956 01:17:43,830 --> 01:17:45,039 You live down the hall. 957 01:17:48,251 --> 01:17:50,044 I really need you to leave. 958 01:17:54,341 --> 01:17:57,301 My little girl is sleeping in the other room. 959 01:18:02,432 --> 01:18:03,516 Please. 960 01:18:06,186 --> 01:18:08,437 I had a bad day. 961 01:18:11,274 --> 01:18:13,776 Can I call someone? Is your mother home? 962 01:19:40,030 --> 01:19:41,739 Shut up! 963 01:20:00,926 --> 01:20:02,343 Hey, Penny. 964 01:20:04,804 --> 01:20:06,138 Penny Fleck. 965 01:20:14,314 --> 01:20:16,148 I always hated that name. 966 01:20:19,778 --> 01:20:21,695 You know how you used to tell me 967 01:20:23,740 --> 01:20:26,367 that my laugh was a condition? 968 01:20:27,911 --> 01:20:29,995 That there was something wrong with me? 969 01:20:33,083 --> 01:20:34,291 There isn't. 970 01:20:37,170 --> 01:20:38,504 That's the real me. 971 01:20:39,339 --> 01:20:40,839 Happy. 972 01:20:43,051 --> 01:20:45,511 Happy. Hmm. 973 01:20:48,848 --> 01:20:51,642 I haven't been happy 974 01:20:51,726 --> 01:20:53,978 one minute of my entire fucking life. 975 01:21:00,944 --> 01:21:02,361 You know what's funny? 976 01:21:05,115 --> 01:21:06,907 You know what really makes me laugh? 977 01:21:09,286 --> 01:21:11,704 I used to think that my life was a tragedy... 978 01:21:13,456 --> 01:21:15,457 But now I realize 979 01:21:15,625 --> 01:21:17,209 it's a fucking comedy. 980 01:22:27,739 --> 01:22:28,906 A very fine actor. 981 01:22:29,074 --> 01:22:32,076 He's got a new movie called American Playboy 982 01:22:32,243 --> 01:22:34,119 opening this week across the country. 983 01:22:34,287 --> 01:22:36,121 Will you please welcome a good friend 984 01:22:36,206 --> 01:22:38,290 of the show, Mr. Ethan Chase. 985 01:22:57,977 --> 01:22:59,830 Good to see you, Ethan. You're looking great, Ethan. 986 01:22:59,854 --> 01:23:01,791 Thank you very much. You're looking good yourself. 987 01:23:01,815 --> 01:23:02,935 Ah, can't complain. 988 01:23:03,316 --> 01:23:05,609 Hey, Murray. Thanks so much for having... 989 01:23:06,945 --> 01:23:07,986 Hey, Murray. 990 01:23:08,154 --> 01:23:10,155 Thank you so much for having me on the show. 991 01:23:10,740 --> 01:23:12,866 It's been a lifelong dream of mine. 992 01:23:15,161 --> 01:23:16,401 I'm nervous right now. 993 01:23:18,164 --> 01:23:19,844 - You are? - I am nervous. 994 01:23:20,417 --> 01:23:21,959 Hey, Murray. I've been on... 995 01:23:35,390 --> 01:23:36,849 I'm sorry. What's that? 996 01:23:38,226 --> 01:23:40,018 Oh, that's very funny, Murray. 997 01:23:41,312 --> 01:23:43,480 You know, I'm also a comedian. 998 01:23:43,648 --> 01:23:44,940 Would you like to hear a joke? 999 01:23:46,151 --> 01:23:48,360 Yeah? All of you? 1000 01:23:48,862 --> 01:23:49,862 Okay. 1001 01:23:52,907 --> 01:23:53,991 Knock... 1002 01:23:54,075 --> 01:23:55,200 Knock, knock. 1003 01:24:09,090 --> 01:24:10,382 Knock, knock. 1004 01:24:31,321 --> 01:24:32,488 That's life 1005 01:24:32,572 --> 01:24:34,281 That's life 1006 01:24:34,365 --> 01:24:37,284 That's what all the people say 1007 01:24:38,703 --> 01:24:41,580 You're riding high in April 1008 01:24:41,664 --> 01:24:44,333 Shot down in May 1009 01:24:44,417 --> 01:24:49,087 But I know I'm gonna change that tune 1010 01:24:50,632 --> 01:24:55,260 When I'm back on top Back on top in June 1011 01:24:55,845 --> 01:24:58,263 I said, that's life 1012 01:24:58,348 --> 01:25:00,390 That's life 1013 01:25:00,475 --> 01:25:03,685 And as funny as it may seem 1014 01:25:04,395 --> 01:25:06,730 Some people get their kicks 1015 01:25:07,440 --> 01:25:10,108 Stompin' on a dream 1016 01:25:10,860 --> 01:25:14,613 But I don't let it, let it get me down 1017 01:25:16,407 --> 01:25:18,742 'Cause this fine old world 1018 01:25:18,827 --> 01:25:21,328 It keeps spinnin' around 1019 01:25:22,163 --> 01:25:25,415 I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate 1020 01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:29,002 A poet, a pawn and a king 1021 01:25:29,087 --> 01:25:33,131 I've been up and down and over and out 1022 01:25:33,216 --> 01:25:35,342 And I know one thing 1023 01:25:35,426 --> 01:25:41,056 Each time I find myself flat on my face 1024 01:25:42,058 --> 01:25:48,230 I pick myself up And get back in the race 1025 01:25:48,314 --> 01:25:49,439 That's life 1026 01:25:49,524 --> 01:25:51,204 That's life 1027 01:25:51,276 --> 01:25:54,152 I tell ya, I can't deny it 1028 01:25:55,738 --> 01:25:57,614 I thought of quitting, baby 1029 01:25:58,867 --> 01:26:01,410 But my heart just ain't gonna buy it 1030 01:26:01,494 --> 01:26:04,955 And if I didn't think It was worth one single try 1031 01:26:07,709 --> 01:26:08,792 Coming. 1032 01:26:08,877 --> 01:26:12,421 I'd jump right on a big bird And then I'd fly... 1033 01:26:19,888 --> 01:26:21,305 Hey, Arthur. 1034 01:26:21,472 --> 01:26:22,472 How's it going? 1035 01:26:23,474 --> 01:26:24,766 Oh, hey, guys. 1036 01:26:25,310 --> 01:26:26,435 Come on in. 1037 01:26:26,895 --> 01:26:28,020 Did you get a new gig? 1038 01:26:28,730 --> 01:26:29,730 No. 1039 01:26:30,648 --> 01:26:33,692 Oh, you must be going down to that rally at City Hall. 1040 01:26:33,860 --> 01:26:35,527 I hear it's gonna be nuts. 1041 01:26:35,695 --> 01:26:37,279 Oh, is that today? 1042 01:26:37,989 --> 01:26:38,989 Yeah. 1043 01:26:39,908 --> 01:26:41,325 What's with the makeup then? 1044 01:26:42,785 --> 01:26:44,286 My mom died. 1045 01:26:44,454 --> 01:26:45,662 I'm celebrating. 1046 01:26:46,581 --> 01:26:47,581 Right. We heard. 1047 01:26:47,749 --> 01:26:48,790 That's why we came by. 1048 01:26:48,958 --> 01:26:51,668 We figured, you know, you could use some cheering up. 1049 01:26:52,211 --> 01:26:53,837 Aw, that's sweet. 1050 01:26:54,005 --> 01:26:56,882 But, no, I feel good. 1051 01:26:57,675 --> 01:26:59,301 Yeah, I stopped taking my medication. 1052 01:26:59,469 --> 01:27:01,094 I feel a lot better now. 1053 01:27:03,222 --> 01:27:05,724 Oh, okay. Good for you. 1054 01:27:07,852 --> 01:27:10,729 So, hey, listen, I don't know if you heard, 1055 01:27:10,897 --> 01:27:13,315 but the cops have been coming around the shop, 1056 01:27:14,067 --> 01:27:17,986 talking to all the guys about those subway murders. 1057 01:27:18,112 --> 01:27:19,905 - And, um... - They didn't talk to me. 1058 01:27:21,866 --> 01:27:24,534 That's because the suspect was a regular-sized person. 1059 01:27:25,078 --> 01:27:27,579 If it was a fucking midget, you'd be in jail right now. 1060 01:27:33,378 --> 01:27:34,628 Anyway, um, 1061 01:27:34,796 --> 01:27:38,799 Hoyt said that they talked to you, 1062 01:27:38,967 --> 01:27:40,258 and now they're looking for me, 1063 01:27:40,343 --> 01:27:41,927 and I just wanna know what you said. 1064 01:27:42,095 --> 01:27:43,512 Make sure our stories line up. 1065 01:27:43,680 --> 01:27:46,723 - Seeing as how you're my boy. - Yeah, that's important. 1066 01:27:46,891 --> 01:27:48,702 - That makes a lot of sense. - You know what I mean? 1067 01:27:48,726 --> 01:27:50,394 Thank you, Randall. Thank you so much. 1068 01:27:56,192 --> 01:27:57,192 Arthur! 1069 01:27:57,860 --> 01:27:59,194 No! 1070 01:28:00,530 --> 01:28:01,530 What? 1071 01:28:02,865 --> 01:28:03,865 No! 1072 01:28:11,791 --> 01:28:13,875 Why would you do that, Arthur? 1073 01:28:34,939 --> 01:28:37,107 Do you watch The Murray Franklin Show? 1074 01:28:37,191 --> 01:28:38,608 Yeah. 1075 01:28:39,944 --> 01:28:41,737 I'm gonna be on tonight. 1076 01:28:46,034 --> 01:28:47,784 It fucking crazy, innit? 1077 01:28:47,869 --> 01:28:49,703 Me on the telly. 1078 01:28:51,748 --> 01:28:53,707 What the fuck, Arthur? 1079 01:28:54,959 --> 01:28:56,043 What? 1080 01:29:01,049 --> 01:29:02,257 It's okay, Gary. 1081 01:29:02,717 --> 01:29:03,717 You can go. 1082 01:29:06,304 --> 01:29:07,929 I'm not gonna hurt you. 1083 01:29:10,892 --> 01:29:12,350 Oh! 1084 01:29:12,602 --> 01:29:14,686 Don't look. Just go. 1085 01:29:27,241 --> 01:29:28,241 Fuck. 1086 01:29:33,539 --> 01:29:34,706 Hey, Arthur? 1087 01:29:34,874 --> 01:29:35,874 Yeah? 1088 01:29:37,085 --> 01:29:39,503 Arthur, can you get the lock? 1089 01:29:42,715 --> 01:29:43,715 Shit. 1090 01:29:44,175 --> 01:29:45,634 Sorry, Gary. 1091 01:29:56,604 --> 01:29:57,646 Gary? 1092 01:29:57,814 --> 01:29:58,814 Yeah. 1093 01:30:01,359 --> 01:30:03,944 You were the only one that was ever nice to me. 1094 01:30:06,030 --> 01:30:07,239 Skedaddle. 1095 01:31:34,452 --> 01:31:35,785 Hey, Arthur! 1096 01:31:35,953 --> 01:31:37,329 We need to talk. 1097 01:31:37,580 --> 01:31:38,705 Oh! 1098 01:31:38,789 --> 01:31:40,790 Hey! Stop, Arthur! 1099 01:31:46,214 --> 01:31:47,297 Arthur! 1100 01:31:49,884 --> 01:31:51,509 Watch it! Out of the way! 1101 01:31:54,680 --> 01:31:55,680 Move! 1102 01:31:57,683 --> 01:31:58,723 Arthur! 1103 01:31:59,727 --> 01:32:00,977 Shit. 1104 01:32:03,356 --> 01:32:04,439 Hey! Hey! 1105 01:32:11,489 --> 01:32:12,489 Arthur, stop! 1106 01:32:18,204 --> 01:32:19,204 Go! Go! 1107 01:32:21,332 --> 01:32:23,332 Now departing, O-Train, downtown. 1108 01:32:25,169 --> 01:32:26,920 Stand clear of the closing doors. 1109 01:32:36,347 --> 01:32:38,974 Hold that train! Hold it! 1110 01:32:40,893 --> 01:32:42,102 Get out! Get outta here! 1111 01:32:43,229 --> 01:32:44,869 Next stop, Bedford Park. 1112 01:32:59,245 --> 01:33:00,245 Masks off! 1113 01:33:00,413 --> 01:33:01,788 Get your mask off! 1114 01:33:02,623 --> 01:33:04,374 Signs down! Now! 1115 01:33:13,551 --> 01:33:15,010 Police! Signs down! 1116 01:33:16,178 --> 01:33:17,262 Signs down. 1117 01:33:21,976 --> 01:33:23,143 What the fuck! 1118 01:33:26,063 --> 01:33:27,623 Beat his ass! 1119 01:33:33,988 --> 01:33:35,530 Stop fighting! Police! 1120 01:33:35,698 --> 01:33:37,824 Police! Get down! 1121 01:33:39,994 --> 01:33:42,120 Get down! Get the fuck back! 1122 01:33:43,205 --> 01:33:44,205 Police! Get down. 1123 01:33:45,124 --> 01:33:46,249 Get the fuck down! 1124 01:33:50,963 --> 01:33:53,381 Stay the fuck back! Down! 1125 01:33:57,011 --> 01:33:58,011 What the... 1126 01:34:01,390 --> 01:34:02,390 Arthur! 1127 01:34:02,975 --> 01:34:04,017 Burke! 1128 01:34:05,644 --> 01:34:07,103 Don't do it! 1129 01:34:56,946 --> 01:34:58,113 Two officers on the train 1130 01:34:58,197 --> 01:34:59,717 were violently confronted by the crowd, 1131 01:34:59,782 --> 01:35:01,199 and tonight are in serious 1132 01:35:01,283 --> 01:35:03,493 but stable condition at Gotham Metropolitan. 1133 01:35:03,577 --> 01:35:05,161 We're going live now to 1134 01:35:05,246 --> 01:35:07,038 co-anchor Courtney Weathers, 1135 01:35:07,206 --> 01:35:09,206 who's standing by outside the Bedford Park Station, 1136 01:35:09,291 --> 01:35:11,126 near where the shooting took place. 1137 01:35:11,293 --> 01:35:13,169 Courtney, what's the scene there? 1138 01:35:18,175 --> 01:35:19,217 Murray. 1139 01:35:19,385 --> 01:35:20,969 Hey, hey, hey. It's Mr. Franklin, buddy. 1140 01:35:21,137 --> 01:35:23,513 Oh, come on, Gene. That's all bullshit. 1141 01:35:24,598 --> 01:35:25,807 Thank you, Murray. 1142 01:35:27,017 --> 01:35:28,768 I feel like I know you. 1143 01:35:29,270 --> 01:35:31,104 I've been watching you forever. 1144 01:35:31,272 --> 01:35:32,397 Thank you. 1145 01:35:32,565 --> 01:35:33,857 What's with the face? 1146 01:35:34,024 --> 01:35:35,984 I mean, are you part of the protest? 1147 01:35:36,152 --> 01:35:37,152 No. 1148 01:35:37,319 --> 01:35:39,070 No, I don't believe in any of that. 1149 01:35:39,780 --> 01:35:41,364 I don't believe in anything. 1150 01:35:41,991 --> 01:35:43,533 I just thought it'd be good for my act. 1151 01:35:43,701 --> 01:35:45,201 For your act? Didn't you hear 1152 01:35:45,286 --> 01:35:46,763 what happened on the subway? Some clown got killed. 1153 01:35:46,787 --> 01:35:48,473 He's aware of that. He's aware of that. Yeah. 1154 01:35:48,497 --> 01:35:49,747 No, I hadn't heard. 1155 01:35:50,207 --> 01:35:51,291 - Yeah. - You see? 1156 01:35:51,375 --> 01:35:52,769 This is what I'm telling you. The audience is gonna go crazy 1157 01:35:52,793 --> 01:35:53,793 if you put this guy on. 1158 01:35:53,919 --> 01:35:56,045 Maybe for a bit, but not a whole segment. 1159 01:35:56,213 --> 01:35:58,423 Gene, it's gonna work. It's gonna work. 1160 01:35:59,216 --> 01:36:01,296 We're gonna go with it. 1161 01:36:01,552 --> 01:36:02,552 Thank you, Murray. 1162 01:36:03,137 --> 01:36:04,262 Couple rules, though. 1163 01:36:04,430 --> 01:36:06,181 No cursing. No off-color material. 1164 01:36:06,348 --> 01:36:07,807 We do a clean show. 1165 01:36:07,975 --> 01:36:08,975 - Okay? - Mmm-hmm. 1166 01:36:09,143 --> 01:36:10,727 You'll go on right after Dr. Sally. 1167 01:36:10,895 --> 01:36:11,895 I love Dr. Sally. 1168 01:36:12,062 --> 01:36:13,480 Good, good. Someone will 1169 01:36:13,564 --> 01:36:15,732 - come and get you, okay? - Okay. Perfect. 1170 01:36:15,816 --> 01:36:16,941 Good luck. 1171 01:36:17,026 --> 01:36:18,026 - Thanks, Murray. - Okay. 1172 01:36:19,236 --> 01:36:22,447 - Murray, one small thing. - Yeah. 1173 01:36:22,615 --> 01:36:24,282 When you bring me out, 1174 01:36:24,450 --> 01:36:26,326 can you introduce me as Joker? 1175 01:36:26,494 --> 01:36:28,203 What's wrong with your real name? 1176 01:36:28,829 --> 01:36:31,080 That's what you called me on the show. 1177 01:36:31,248 --> 01:36:32,373 A joker. 1178 01:36:32,541 --> 01:36:33,541 Do you remember? 1179 01:36:33,918 --> 01:36:35,919 - Did I? - I don't know. 1180 01:36:36,086 --> 01:36:38,171 Well, if you say so, kid, you know, Joker it is. 1181 01:36:38,339 --> 01:36:39,339 It's good. 1182 01:36:39,507 --> 01:36:40,590 Thanks, Murray. 1183 01:37:02,863 --> 01:37:03,965 I'll try it, you know, 1184 01:37:03,989 --> 01:37:05,865 but I'm not sure my wife will let me do it. 1185 01:37:07,326 --> 01:37:08,660 Maybe my next wife. 1186 01:37:12,373 --> 01:37:14,123 You gotta see our next guest for yourself. 1187 01:37:14,291 --> 01:37:16,334 I'm pretty sure this guy could use a doctor. 1188 01:37:16,669 --> 01:37:17,729 Oh! 1189 01:37:17,753 --> 01:37:19,128 Does he have sexual problems? 1190 01:37:19,296 --> 01:37:21,714 Oh, he looks like he's got a lot of problems. 1191 01:37:22,925 --> 01:37:25,552 All right, Bobby, let's show that clip one last time. 1192 01:37:31,976 --> 01:37:34,852 I hated school as a kid. 1193 01:37:36,647 --> 01:37:38,815 But my mother would always say, 1194 01:37:39,858 --> 01:37:41,169 "You should enjoy it. 1195 01:37:41,193 --> 01:37:44,320 One day, you'll have to work for a living." 1196 01:37:44,488 --> 01:37:45,715 "No, I won't, Ma. 1197 01:37:45,739 --> 01:37:47,699 I'm gonna be a comedian." 1198 01:37:53,998 --> 01:37:56,291 Okay. You may... 1199 01:37:57,751 --> 01:38:01,004 You may have seen that clip of our next guest. 1200 01:38:01,171 --> 01:38:03,548 Now, before he comes out, I just want to say 1201 01:38:03,716 --> 01:38:05,216 that we're all heartbroken 1202 01:38:05,301 --> 01:38:07,260 about what's going on in the city tonight. 1203 01:38:07,428 --> 01:38:09,721 But this is how he wanted to come out, 1204 01:38:09,888 --> 01:38:13,099 and honestly, I think we could all use a good laugh. 1205 01:38:13,267 --> 01:38:15,435 So, please welcome, Joker. 1206 01:38:24,101 --> 01:38:33,349 Find the official YIFY movies site at https://YTS.LT 1207 01:38:58,062 --> 01:38:59,437 Are you all right, Doctor? 1208 01:39:03,275 --> 01:39:05,735 Well, that was quite an entrance. 1209 01:39:12,284 --> 01:39:13,284 You okay? 1210 01:39:16,121 --> 01:39:17,538 Yeah. 1211 01:39:17,706 --> 01:39:20,416 This is exactly how I imagined it. 1212 01:39:22,378 --> 01:39:24,170 Well, that makes one of us. 1213 01:39:31,053 --> 01:39:33,221 So, can you tell us about this look? 1214 01:39:33,389 --> 01:39:34,722 When we spoke earlier, 1215 01:39:34,807 --> 01:39:36,910 you mentioned that this look is not a political statement. 1216 01:39:36,934 --> 01:39:37,975 Is that right? 1217 01:39:38,143 --> 01:39:39,769 That's right, Murray. I'm not political. 1218 01:39:39,937 --> 01:39:42,480 I'm just trying to make people laugh. 1219 01:39:42,648 --> 01:39:44,728 And how's that going for you? 1220 01:39:52,741 --> 01:39:54,575 So, I know you're a comedian. 1221 01:39:54,743 --> 01:39:56,577 You been working on any new material? 1222 01:39:56,662 --> 01:39:57,787 You wanna tell us a joke? 1223 01:40:03,502 --> 01:40:04,502 Yeah? 1224 01:40:06,672 --> 01:40:07,672 Okay. 1225 01:40:13,721 --> 01:40:15,346 He's got a book. 1226 01:40:16,265 --> 01:40:17,724 A book of jokes. 1227 01:40:27,568 --> 01:40:28,943 Take your time. We got all night. 1228 01:40:34,992 --> 01:40:37,285 Okay, okay. Here's one. 1229 01:40:40,414 --> 01:40:42,915 Knock, knock. 1230 01:40:43,083 --> 01:40:44,417 And you had to look that up? 1231 01:40:51,550 --> 01:40:53,176 I want to get it right. 1232 01:40:55,012 --> 01:40:56,554 Knock, knock. 1233 01:40:56,722 --> 01:40:58,222 Who's there? 1234 01:40:59,683 --> 01:41:01,100 It's the police, ma'am. 1235 01:41:01,268 --> 01:41:03,102 Your son's been hit by a drunk driver. 1236 01:41:03,270 --> 01:41:05,688 He's dead. 1237 01:41:07,608 --> 01:41:09,192 Oh, no, no, no. 1238 01:41:09,359 --> 01:41:11,110 No, you cannot joke about that. 1239 01:41:11,278 --> 01:41:13,237 Yeah, that's not funny, Arthur. 1240 01:41:13,405 --> 01:41:15,865 That's not the kind of humor we do on this show. 1241 01:41:16,450 --> 01:41:18,743 Okay. I'm... Yeah, I'm sorry. 1242 01:41:18,911 --> 01:41:23,289 It's just, you know, it's been a rough few weeks, Murray. 1243 01:41:24,875 --> 01:41:26,709 Ever since 1244 01:41:29,254 --> 01:41:31,380 I killed those three Wall Street guys. 1245 01:41:37,971 --> 01:41:39,931 Okay, I'm waiting for the punchline. 1246 01:41:41,433 --> 01:41:43,142 There is no punchline. 1247 01:41:44,561 --> 01:41:46,437 It's not a joke. 1248 01:41:51,109 --> 01:41:52,193 You're serious, aren't you? 1249 01:41:52,361 --> 01:41:53,421 You're telling us you killed 1250 01:41:53,445 --> 01:41:54,714 those three young men on the subway? 1251 01:41:54,738 --> 01:41:55,738 Mmm-hmm. 1252 01:41:55,906 --> 01:41:57,615 And why should we believe you? 1253 01:41:57,783 --> 01:41:59,742 I got nothing left to lose. 1254 01:42:01,745 --> 01:42:03,788 Nothing can hurt me anymore. 1255 01:42:06,959 --> 01:42:09,836 My life is nothing but a comedy. 1256 01:42:13,465 --> 01:42:14,567 Well, let me get this straight, 1257 01:42:14,591 --> 01:42:16,843 you think that killing those guys is funny? 1258 01:42:17,511 --> 01:42:19,011 I do. 1259 01:42:19,179 --> 01:42:21,806 And I'm tired of pretending it's not. 1260 01:42:21,974 --> 01:42:23,850 Comedy is subjective, Murray. 1261 01:42:24,309 --> 01:42:26,018 Isn't that what they say? 1262 01:42:26,186 --> 01:42:27,937 All of you, 1263 01:42:28,105 --> 01:42:30,690 the system that knows so much, 1264 01:42:30,858 --> 01:42:33,568 you decide what's right or wrong. 1265 01:42:33,735 --> 01:42:38,948 The same way that you decide what's funny or not! 1266 01:42:40,284 --> 01:42:41,284 Get him off! 1267 01:42:42,035 --> 01:42:45,705 Well, okay, I think I might understand 1268 01:42:46,039 --> 01:42:47,540 that you did this to start a movement, 1269 01:42:47,624 --> 01:42:49,625 to become a symbol? 1270 01:42:50,252 --> 01:42:51,794 Come on, Murray. 1271 01:42:51,962 --> 01:42:53,189 Do I look like the kind of clown 1272 01:42:53,213 --> 01:42:54,797 that could start a movement? 1273 01:42:54,965 --> 01:42:57,800 I killed those guys because they were awful. 1274 01:42:57,968 --> 01:43:00,469 Everybody is awful these days. 1275 01:43:00,637 --> 01:43:02,930 It's enough to make anyone crazy. 1276 01:43:03,098 --> 01:43:04,849 Okay. So, that's it, you're crazy. 1277 01:43:05,017 --> 01:43:07,310 That's your defense for killing three young men? 1278 01:43:07,936 --> 01:43:09,478 No. 1279 01:43:09,646 --> 01:43:12,982 They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives. 1280 01:43:14,818 --> 01:43:18,237 Oh, why is everybody so upset about these guys? 1281 01:43:19,114 --> 01:43:20,865 If it was me dying on the sidewalk, 1282 01:43:20,949 --> 01:43:22,325 you'd walk right over me! 1283 01:43:22,492 --> 01:43:24,619 I pass you every day, and you don't notice me. 1284 01:43:24,786 --> 01:43:27,038 But these guys, what, because Thomas Wayne 1285 01:43:27,122 --> 01:43:28,664 went and cried about them on TV? 1286 01:43:28,832 --> 01:43:30,875 You have a problem with Thomas Wayne, too? 1287 01:43:31,043 --> 01:43:32,960 Yes, I do. 1288 01:43:33,128 --> 01:43:36,547 Have you seen what it's like out there, Murray? 1289 01:43:36,715 --> 01:43:39,759 Do you ever actually leave the studio? 1290 01:43:39,927 --> 01:43:43,763 Everybody just yells and screams at each other. 1291 01:43:43,931 --> 01:43:46,098 Nobody's civil anymore. 1292 01:43:46,266 --> 01:43:49,852 Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy. 1293 01:43:50,646 --> 01:43:53,439 You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think 1294 01:43:53,523 --> 01:43:55,483 what it's like to be someone like me? 1295 01:43:55,651 --> 01:43:58,361 To be somebody but themselves? They don't. 1296 01:43:58,570 --> 01:44:00,696 They think that we'll just sit there 1297 01:44:00,781 --> 01:44:03,157 and take it, like good little boys! 1298 01:44:03,450 --> 01:44:05,534 That we won't werewolf and go wild! 1299 01:44:05,702 --> 01:44:07,328 You finished? 1300 01:44:07,496 --> 01:44:09,830 I mean, it's so much self-pity, Arthur. 1301 01:44:09,998 --> 01:44:11,540 You sound like you're making excuses 1302 01:44:11,625 --> 01:44:13,042 for killing those young men. 1303 01:44:13,210 --> 01:44:15,044 Not everybody, and I'll tell you this, 1304 01:44:15,128 --> 01:44:16,545 not everyone is awful. 1305 01:44:18,840 --> 01:44:20,049 You're awful, Murray. 1306 01:44:20,217 --> 01:44:22,093 Me? I'm awful? 1307 01:44:22,260 --> 01:44:24,011 Oh, yeah, how am I awful? 1308 01:44:26,181 --> 01:44:27,640 Playing my video. 1309 01:44:29,059 --> 01:44:30,935 Inviting me on this show. 1310 01:44:32,020 --> 01:44:34,355 You just wanted to make fun of me. 1311 01:44:35,357 --> 01:44:37,316 You're just like the rest of them. 1312 01:44:37,484 --> 01:44:39,402 You don't know the first thing about me, pal. 1313 01:44:39,569 --> 01:44:42,154 Look what happened, because of what you did. What it led to. 1314 01:44:42,322 --> 01:44:44,031 There are riots out there. 1315 01:44:44,199 --> 01:44:45,718 Two policemen are in critical condition, 1316 01:44:45,742 --> 01:44:47,011 and you're laughing. 1317 01:44:47,035 --> 01:44:48,035 You're laughing. 1318 01:44:48,203 --> 01:44:51,038 Someone was killed today, because of what you did. 1319 01:44:51,206 --> 01:44:52,665 I know. 1320 01:44:55,252 --> 01:44:56,492 How about another joke, Murray? 1321 01:44:56,628 --> 01:44:58,308 No, I think we've had enough of your jokes. 1322 01:44:58,422 --> 01:44:59,774 - What do you get... - I don't think so. 1323 01:44:59,798 --> 01:45:02,341 When you cross a mentally-ill loner 1324 01:45:02,509 --> 01:45:04,927 with a society that abandons him 1325 01:45:05,012 --> 01:45:06,053 and treats him like trash? 1326 01:45:06,221 --> 01:45:07,221 Call the police, Gene! 1327 01:45:07,389 --> 01:45:08,825 - I'll tell you what you get! - Call the police. 1328 01:45:08,849 --> 01:45:10,516 You get what you fucking deserve! 1329 01:45:47,054 --> 01:45:50,181 Good night. And always remember, that's... 1330 01:45:55,562 --> 01:45:56,812 Breaking news. 1331 01:45:56,980 --> 01:45:59,523 Popular TV talk show host, Murray Franklin 1332 01:45:59,691 --> 01:46:01,961 was shot dead tonight on the live telecast of his program. 1333 01:46:01,985 --> 01:46:04,278 The man who was introduced by Franklin 1334 01:46:04,362 --> 01:46:07,239 as "Joker" is currently under arrest. 1335 01:46:07,407 --> 01:46:09,992 Police led the suspect handcuffed out of the studio. 1336 01:46:11,745 --> 01:46:14,288 Merely just a punchline to a joke... 1337 01:46:14,456 --> 01:46:16,096 You get what you deserve! 1338 01:46:16,208 --> 01:46:17,310 Looting and rioting 1339 01:46:17,334 --> 01:46:18,375 have intensified here... 1340 01:46:18,543 --> 01:46:20,021 ...rioting throughout the city. 1341 01:46:20,045 --> 01:46:21,355 ...with a society that abandons him 1342 01:46:21,379 --> 01:46:22,421 and treats him like trash? 1343 01:46:22,506 --> 01:46:23,775 This mob of clowns... 1344 01:46:23,799 --> 01:46:25,359 many wearing clown masks. 1345 01:46:27,260 --> 01:46:28,980 If it was me dying on the sidewalk, 1346 01:46:29,012 --> 01:46:30,406 - you'd walk right over me. - To all of 1347 01:46:30,430 --> 01:46:31,908 those who have been ignored by the system. 1348 01:46:31,932 --> 01:46:33,201 And always remember, that's life! 1349 01:46:33,225 --> 01:46:35,893 And as you see, Gotham is burning. 1350 01:46:37,354 --> 01:46:41,524 In the white room With black curtains near the station 1351 01:46:45,028 --> 01:46:49,990 Black roof country, no gold pavements Tired starlings 1352 01:46:53,870 --> 01:46:56,705 Silver horses ran down moonbeams 1353 01:46:58,834 --> 01:47:00,876 In your dark eyes 1354 01:47:02,879 --> 01:47:08,968 Dawnlight smiles on you leaving My contentment 1355 01:47:14,266 --> 01:47:18,269 I'll wait in this place Where the sun never shines 1356 01:47:21,106 --> 01:47:24,275 Wait in this place 1357 01:47:24,359 --> 01:47:29,905 Where the shadows run from themselves 1358 01:47:31,116 --> 01:47:33,316 Stop laughing, you freak! This isn't funny. 1359 01:47:33,743 --> 01:47:35,054 Yeah, the whole fucking city's on fire 1360 01:47:35,078 --> 01:47:36,078 'cause of what you did. 1361 01:47:37,289 --> 01:47:39,582 All units, fire reported, north of alley. 1362 01:47:39,666 --> 01:47:41,208 Code Four for medical. 1363 01:47:41,835 --> 01:47:43,294 I know. 1364 01:47:44,796 --> 01:47:46,797 Isn't it beautiful? 1365 01:49:29,276 --> 01:49:30,609 Go over there. 1366 01:49:48,503 --> 01:49:49,628 Hey, Wayne. 1367 01:49:50,588 --> 01:49:52,339 You get what you fucking deserve. 1368 01:49:52,507 --> 01:49:53,632 No! Pal! 1369 01:50:34,424 --> 01:50:36,425 Come on, get up! 1370 01:50:36,593 --> 01:50:38,552 Come on, man, get up. 1371 01:53:17,754 --> 01:53:19,838 What's so funny? 1372 01:53:23,843 --> 01:53:25,427 Just thinking of a joke. 1373 01:53:44,614 --> 01:53:46,615 Do you want to tell it to me? 1374 01:53:52,789 --> 01:53:54,414 You wouldn't get it. 1375 01:54:06,469 --> 01:54:08,136 That's life 1376 01:54:08,221 --> 01:54:09,680 That's life 1377 01:54:09,764 --> 01:54:12,683 And as funny as it may seem 1378 01:54:14,143 --> 01:54:16,853 Some people get their kicks 1379 01:54:17,021 --> 01:54:19,147 Stompin' on a dream 1380 01:54:20,191 --> 01:54:23,860 But I don't let it, let it get me down 1381 01:54:26,030 --> 01:54:28,198 'Cause this fine old world 1382 01:54:28,324 --> 01:54:30,909 It keeps spinnin' around 1383 01:54:31,661 --> 01:54:34,955 I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate 1384 01:54:35,039 --> 01:54:38,292 A poet, a pawn and a king 1385 01:54:38,376 --> 01:54:42,337 I've been up and down and over and out 1386 01:54:42,422 --> 01:54:44,590 And I know one thing 1387 01:54:44,924 --> 01:54:50,762 Each time I find myself flat on my face 1388 01:54:51,180 --> 01:54:57,227 I pick myself up And get back in the race 1389 01:54:57,604 --> 01:54:58,812 That's life 1390 01:54:58,896 --> 01:54:59,980 That's life 1391 01:55:00,064 --> 01:55:04,109 That's life And I can't deny it 1392 01:55:04,819 --> 01:55:10,073 Many times I thought of cuttin' out But my heart won't buy it 1393 01:55:10,658 --> 01:55:15,245 But if there's nothing shakin' Come here this July 1394 01:55:18,207 --> 01:55:24,379 I'm gonna roll myself up in a big ball 1395 01:55:24,881 --> 01:55:31,094 And die 1396 01:55:32,889 --> 01:55:38,727 My, my 1397 01:55:50,114 --> 01:55:52,616 Isn't it rich? 1398 01:55:54,952 --> 01:55:57,746 Are we a pair? 1399 01:55:59,791 --> 01:56:03,585 Me here at last on the ground 1400 01:56:03,836 --> 01:56:07,089 You in mid-air 1401 01:56:09,133 --> 01:56:13,762 Send in the clowns 1402 01:56:20,561 --> 01:56:23,105 Isn't it bliss? 1403 01:56:25,983 --> 01:56:29,319 Don't you approve? 1404 01:56:30,988 --> 01:56:34,658 One who keeps tearing around 1405 01:56:34,742 --> 01:56:38,912 One who can't move 1406 01:56:41,874 --> 01:56:47,087 Where are the clowns? 1407 01:56:48,381 --> 01:56:52,217 Send in the clowns 1408 01:56:53,177 --> 01:56:55,929 Just when I stopped 1409 01:56:57,432 --> 01:57:00,600 Opening doors 1410 01:57:02,353 --> 01:57:09,025 Finally knowing The one that I wanted was yours 1411 01:57:11,154 --> 01:57:17,826 Making my entrance again With my usual flair 1412 01:57:21,080 --> 01:57:26,042 Sure of my lines 1413 01:57:27,795 --> 01:57:32,758 No one is there 1414 01:57:40,141 --> 01:57:44,144 Don't you love farce? 1415 01:57:46,939 --> 01:57:49,983 My fault, I fear 1416 01:57:52,445 --> 01:57:56,490 I thought that you'd want what I want 1417 01:57:56,574 --> 01:58:00,243 Sorry, my dear 1418 01:58:02,538 --> 01:58:07,209 But where are the clowns? 1419 01:58:09,545 --> 01:58:14,508 There ought to be clowns 1420 01:58:15,676 --> 01:58:22,641 Well, maybe next year 90902