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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,085 --> 00:00:22,190 [music playing] 2 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:55,856 [knocking] 3 00:00:57,758 --> 00:00:59,260 [door opening] 4 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:02,563 >>Good afternoon, sir. 5 00:01:02,596 --> 00:01:06,367 We'd like to talk to you about God. 6 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:07,868 >>All right. 7 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:09,036 What do you want to know? 8 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,371 >>No. 9 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:13,507 We'd just like to share the good news that God 10 00:01:13,541 --> 00:01:16,377 has a plan for your life. 11 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:20,013 >>You know, you seem like nice fellas, 12 00:01:20,047 --> 00:01:21,449 but I think you should leave now. 13 00:01:21,482 --> 00:01:23,651 You wouldn't like Brutus when he's angry. 14 00:01:23,684 --> 00:01:24,852 [dog whining] 15 00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:29,257 >>Allow me to ask you one question, sir. 16 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:30,924 Do you know that God loves you? 17 00:01:33,727 --> 00:01:37,265 >>Hey, let me ask you a question. 18 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:39,733 Do you believe in heaven? 19 00:01:39,767 --> 00:01:41,269 >>Yes, sir, I do. 20 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:44,104 >>And do you believe that you, as a believer, 21 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:46,707 will be among the righteous living in eternal bliss 22 00:01:46,740 --> 00:01:49,277 when you die? 23 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:50,478 >>Yes, sir, I do. 24 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:57,551 >>Well, then, allow me to hasten your reward. 25 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,290 [gun cocking] 26 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:06,760 [music playing] 27 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:16,170 >>Who loves you, D? 28 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:17,638 [door buzzing] 29 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:20,908 Lucky for you, I persuaded the church 30 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:23,110 to drop the charges by assuring them that you're 31 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,145 completely crazy but harmless. 32 00:02:25,179 --> 00:02:26,214 >>Come on. 33 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:28,416 I was just messing with them. 34 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:31,151 It wasn't even loaded. 35 00:02:31,185 --> 00:02:33,354 >>David, my friend, why don't you 36 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:35,623 devote that passion and that fine legal mind 37 00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:36,724 to pursuing real justice? 38 00:02:36,757 --> 00:02:38,226 >>You mean why don't I don't come back 39 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:39,159 to be a corporate whore? 40 00:02:39,193 --> 00:02:40,127 >>Hey. 41 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:43,264 I resemble that remark. 42 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:44,398 >>[chuckling] 43 00:02:56,009 --> 00:03:00,147 >>Really love what you've done with the place. 44 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,148 >>Told you. 45 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:04,818 Jail was a step up. 46 00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:07,288 >>Come on, man. 47 00:03:07,321 --> 00:03:10,424 It's time to move on. 48 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:12,159 >>Crazy, sure. 49 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:15,028 But harmless? 50 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:16,464 How dare you. 51 00:03:16,497 --> 00:03:19,066 [music playing] 52 00:03:19,099 --> 00:03:21,001 [car starting] 53 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:25,606 >>Oh, yes! 54 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:26,307 Yes! 55 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:28,742 Who's your daddy, huh? 56 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:29,477 Huh? 57 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:31,979 Did you miss me? 58 00:03:32,012 --> 00:03:35,449 Come, noble Brutus. 59 00:03:35,483 --> 00:03:37,718 You must be hungry. 60 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:39,853 Thanks for holding down the fort while I was inside. 61 00:03:39,887 --> 00:03:45,459 I tell you, I what it's like to be in a cage. 62 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:47,861 That's why I could never put you in a kennel. 63 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:54,234 There's no way I could incarcerate your soul. 64 00:03:54,268 --> 00:03:57,405 You feel? 65 00:03:57,438 --> 00:03:59,540 Good. 66 00:03:59,573 --> 00:04:01,742 So we're in total accord on that point. 67 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:19,593 [wind blowing] 68 00:04:19,627 --> 00:04:23,731 [wind chimes ringing] 69 00:04:31,572 --> 00:04:36,076 [music playing] 70 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:05,906 [faint echoing laughter] 71 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:23,824 [music playing] 72 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:28,496 >>Hola, muchacho. 73 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:30,531 Are you ready to get your ass kicked? 74 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:31,632 >>Oh, let the games begin. 75 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:36,670 [music playing] 76 00:05:41,108 --> 00:05:44,412 Oh, you want a welcome? 77 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:45,746 Dirty! 78 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:48,782 You know what happens to girls who play that way? 79 00:05:48,816 --> 00:05:52,420 They owe their landlords $850. 80 00:05:52,453 --> 00:05:53,654 That is what I'm talking about. 81 00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:54,555 >>Whatever. 82 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:55,789 You're still my bitch. 83 00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:58,258 >>Because you are a ruthless capitalist. 84 00:05:58,291 --> 00:06:00,060 Face it-- you are the man. 85 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:01,028 >>Hey. 86 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,362 I work for a living. 87 00:06:02,396 --> 00:06:04,698 I ain't got no time for losers who can't pay their rent. 88 00:06:04,732 --> 00:06:06,634 >>I didn't realize you were such a Republican. 89 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:07,701 >>I'm not. 90 00:06:07,735 --> 00:06:08,702 I'm a libertarian. 91 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:12,440 >>I just don't get what a smart girl like you 92 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:15,008 is doing turning tricks. 93 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,744 >>I don't get what a big-shot lawyer's 94 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:19,580 doing sitting around the house and acting like a homo. 95 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:20,981 >>What, you think I'm gay? 96 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:22,583 >>I don't know many straight guys 97 00:06:22,616 --> 00:06:25,185 paying me for my stimulating conversation. 98 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,454 >>You mean abuse. 99 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:27,421 Your conversation's about as stimulating 100 00:06:27,455 --> 00:06:28,656 as a kick in the nuts. 101 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:32,493 >>Oh. 102 00:06:32,526 --> 00:06:33,994 >>Pass Go. 103 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:37,831 Collect $200. 104 00:06:37,865 --> 00:06:40,100 >>You sure you don't wanna mess around or something? 105 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:44,905 >>No. 106 00:06:44,938 --> 00:06:46,974 Thanks. 107 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,576 >>Weird. 108 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:49,777 >>Same time next week? 109 00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:52,212 >>Uh, I'm gonna be gone next week. 110 00:06:52,245 --> 00:06:54,915 >>Where you going? 111 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:58,519 >>I'm gonna see my niece in Ocala. 112 00:06:58,552 --> 00:07:00,454 >>I didn't know you had a niece. 113 00:07:00,488 --> 00:07:02,022 >>Yeah. 114 00:07:02,055 --> 00:07:03,123 Lucy. 115 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:04,191 She's nine. 116 00:07:04,224 --> 00:07:09,129 She's, uh-- she's a little knucklehead. 117 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:14,001 [music playing] 118 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:23,276 So. 119 00:07:23,310 --> 00:07:25,713 Just, uh-- just feed him and, uh, let him out twice a day. 120 00:07:25,746 --> 00:07:27,781 Make sure he's got plenty of food and fresh water. 121 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:29,950 And, uh-- and that's about it. 122 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:33,654 It's a-- it's a pretty easy gig since I-- I killed 123 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:35,823 the plants a long time ago. 124 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:41,128 It's a-- it's a long story. 125 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:42,496 Come here, boy. 126 00:07:42,530 --> 00:07:46,934 [music playing] 127 00:08:31,278 --> 00:08:32,245 >>Uncle David! 128 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:33,013 >>Hey! 129 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:37,751 Oh. 130 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:40,954 It's good to see you. 131 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:41,755 [kiss] 132 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:47,360 >>[laughing] [coughing] 133 00:08:47,394 --> 00:08:48,729 >>How is she doing? 134 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:50,063 >>Not so great. 135 00:08:50,097 --> 00:08:52,666 We're looking at another round of chemo, maybe 136 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:53,734 a marrow transplant. 137 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:58,739 >>You know, if you need some money-- 138 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:01,208 >>Look, all I know is that little girl in there 139 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,142 adores you. 140 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:03,510 So why don't you quit your yapping 141 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:04,812 and get washed up for supper? 142 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:11,719 >>Dear Lord, please bless all your children and all those in 143 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:13,320 need tonight. 144 00:09:13,353 --> 00:09:17,557 And we ask that you bless Lucy with strength and with health. 145 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:20,427 And we thank you so for all your many blessings, Lord. 146 00:09:20,460 --> 00:09:22,863 Please bless this food to the nourishment of our bodies 147 00:09:22,896 --> 00:09:24,297 and our bodies to your service. 148 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:25,365 In Jesus' name. 149 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,199 Amen. 150 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,434 >>Amen. 151 00:09:27,467 --> 00:09:29,603 >>Holy crap! 152 00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:33,006 >>--from the Atlantic with winds of nearly 120 miles per hour. 153 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:36,710 And meteorologists are warning it could carry tornadoes as far 154 00:09:36,744 --> 00:09:38,578 inland as the Orlando area. 155 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:40,147 >>This is David Frank calling again! 156 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:42,716 I really need someone to call me back urgently! 157 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:43,784 Come on you little brat. 158 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:46,153 Answer the damn phone! 159 00:09:46,186 --> 00:09:50,257 >>Isn't there anyone else you can call? 160 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:51,258 [beep] 161 00:09:51,291 --> 00:09:52,559 Brutus? 162 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:56,797 Brutus, if you can hear me, press the speaker button. 163 00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:57,831 Come on, boy! 164 00:09:57,865 --> 00:09:58,899 Press the speaker button, boy! 165 00:09:58,932 --> 00:09:59,767 Come on, boy. 166 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:00,533 Come on, Brutus. 167 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:01,268 You can do it! 168 00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,135 Button! 169 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:02,770 [beep] 170 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:03,737 [bark] 171 00:10:03,771 --> 00:10:04,437 >>Good dog! 172 00:10:04,471 --> 00:10:05,305 Good dog! 173 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:06,373 OK, daddy's coming. 174 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:07,307 It's gonna be OK. 175 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,241 Hang tight. 176 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,209 [beep] 177 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:11,478 I'm sorry, but I really gotta go, OK? 178 00:10:11,511 --> 00:10:13,947 OK. 179 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,482 >>Evacuations are in effect. 180 00:10:15,515 --> 00:10:18,585 Residents are encouraged to seek shelter or head inland 181 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,519 to safety. 182 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:24,157 [music playing] 183 00:10:32,499 --> 00:10:33,600 >>Come on, people! 184 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:34,367 Come on! 185 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:39,339 [barking] 186 00:10:39,372 --> 00:10:45,212 [music playing] 187 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:48,982 [siren wailing] 188 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,951 [wind blowing] 189 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,921 [glass breaking] 190 00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:55,522 [dog whining] 191 00:10:55,555 --> 00:11:00,027 [siren wailing] 192 00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:02,863 >>He's not stopping. 193 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:05,833 [siren wailing] 194 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,835 [car accelerating] 195 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:09,336 [tires squealing] 196 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:14,307 [siren wailing] 197 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:21,849 [music playing] 198 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,752 [barking] 199 00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:25,953 >>Listen to me. 200 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:28,555 My associate is trapped inside my house. 201 00:11:28,588 --> 00:11:29,823 Comprende? 202 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,792 He is disabled and needs my assistance. 203 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:32,692 >>Now, look. 204 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,194 You listen to me, sir. 205 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,396 No one is going into that area except qualified search 206 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:37,430 and rescue teams. 207 00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:38,966 Now if you tell us your address, we'll 208 00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:41,334 try to send a team in to rescue your friend. 209 00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,471 Sir, can you please tell us where your house is? 210 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:46,006 >>Right there. 211 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:47,074 That's my house. 212 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:51,945 [dog barking] 213 00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:57,785 [music playing] 214 00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:59,753 >>Oh, hell no. 215 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,688 [glass breaking] 216 00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,190 [dog barking] 217 00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:05,592 >>Please. 218 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:07,160 He's a good dog. 219 00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:09,362 He never hurt anyone. 220 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,230 Take me. 221 00:12:10,263 --> 00:12:10,864 I'm ready. 222 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,365 I'm old. 223 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,634 But don't you dare harm a hair on that dog's head. 224 00:12:17,504 --> 00:12:21,975 [music playing] 225 00:12:30,450 --> 00:12:34,354 [crashing] 226 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:49,702 [footsteps] 227 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:04,317 [clanging] 228 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:31,611 [click] 229 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,215 >>Well, the home is definitely a total loss. 230 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:38,118 There's no question about that. 231 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:41,121 >>House can be rebuild. 232 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:45,959 My sweet, noble Brutus can never be replaced. 233 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:47,227 >>Yes. 234 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:50,830 Well, of course, the dog was not insured. 235 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:53,400 >>Is that all you care about? 236 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,002 Money? 237 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,070 >>I'm deeply sorry for your loss. 238 00:13:57,104 --> 00:13:59,339 At times like this, the financial concern 239 00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:03,710 is definitely secondary to the extreme and terrible 240 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,245 emotional toll that-- 241 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:09,216 >>My house was covered for full replacement value, right? 242 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,851 >>>>[sighing] I'm afraid your policy 243 00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:14,521 does not cover tornadoes. 244 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:15,755 >>[scoffs] 245 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,725 What are you talking about? 246 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,427 It was a natural disaster. 247 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:23,196 I'm covered for natural disasters, right? 248 00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:26,033 >>Yes, certain natural disasters-- floods, 249 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,800 rain storms, lightning strikes. 250 00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:32,605 But as it clearly states, paragraph I, other damages 251 00:14:32,639 --> 00:14:34,407 due to extraordinary weather conditions, 252 00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:38,345 such as cyclones, tornadoes, fire storms, locusts, geysers, 253 00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,281 tidal waves, and tsunamis will be deemed acts of God 254 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:42,882 and not covered under said policy. 255 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,617 >>Let me see that. 256 00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:45,986 Acts of God? 257 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:46,987 Acts of God? 258 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,121 What kind of BS is that? 259 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:48,956 >>I know. 260 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:49,923 I hear you. 261 00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,124 It's-- it's-- it's arcane. 262 00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,059 It's ridiculous. 263 00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,460 But it's the law. 264 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,595 >>Look, I'm a lawyer, and this is a load of crap. 265 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,998 >>As a lawyer, I'm sure you understand that act of God 266 00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:01,068 is a traditional legal term to denote natural disasters not 267 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,203 covered under the standard terms of the policy. 268 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:04,871 >>Well, everything's a freaking act of God! 269 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:08,441 I mean, when I take this putter and I shove it up your ass, 270 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,443 technically, that's an act of God, too, right? 271 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:12,212 >>>>[chuckling nervously] There's no need 272 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,580 to get hostile, Mr. Frank. 273 00:15:13,613 --> 00:15:14,347 >>Oh, really? 274 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,316 You see, I think there is. 275 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,850 >>Elaine, get security in here now! 276 00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:20,820 [chuckling nervously] Mr. Frank, I appreciate this has been 277 00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:21,989 a traumatizing circumstance-- 278 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:22,889 >>Ah! 279 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:23,856 >>Please! 280 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:27,027 I didn't destroy your house. 281 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,761 >>No. 282 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:29,529 God did. 283 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,369 [tires squealing] 284 00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:37,804 Why? 285 00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,206 What have I done to deserve this? 286 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,173 Am I a bad person? 287 00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:42,275 Am I am evil person? 288 00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:44,111 [tires squealing] 289 00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,113 Act of God? 290 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,580 What kind of crap is that? 291 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,695 All right, God. 292 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,597 Here I am in your house. 293 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,933 And I want to know, did you destroy my house? 294 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:07,634 Come on. 295 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:08,668 Let's see an act of God, huh? 296 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:09,169 Come on. 297 00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:09,936 Bring it! 298 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:10,603 Strike me down! 299 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:13,973 Yeah. 300 00:16:14,007 --> 00:16:16,943 Act of God, my ass. 301 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,445 >>How can I help you, my son? 302 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,947 >>Look, I am not your son, so just step back, man, OK? 303 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,282 I'm not in the mood. 304 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,117 >>Well, perhaps you'd like to tell me what's troubling you. 305 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:24,951 >>Troubling me? 306 00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,286 Oh, I'm no trouble. 307 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,355 I left trouble behind me a long time ago, Padre. 308 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:29,689 >>What happened, my son? 309 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:30,890 >>You want to know what happened? 310 00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:32,225 I'll tell you what happened. 311 00:16:32,259 --> 00:16:33,826 The insurance company told me that my house 312 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,695 was destroyed by an act of God. 313 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:41,368 Now, can you tell me why God would want to destroy my house? 314 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:43,703 >>Sometimes when we suffer a terrible loss-- 315 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:46,306 >>Oh, just stop with the platitudes! 316 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,340 >>How can I help you? 317 00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:48,541 >>You can answer the question. 318 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:51,044 Did God destroy my house? 319 00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,746 It's a yes or no question. 320 00:16:53,780 --> 00:16:54,681 >>And what if He did? 321 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,150 >>Well, if God destroyed my house, 322 00:16:57,184 --> 00:17:02,589 then God should pay for it! [echoing] 323 00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:07,494 [music playing] 324 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:44,564 >>You filed a lawsuit? 325 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:48,335 You're suing someone in a court of law. 326 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:49,602 Mazel tov! 327 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:51,704 Oh, I've been waiting for this day, man. 328 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:52,672 Congratulations. 329 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,774 So, who you naming in the suit? 330 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,110 >>I'm suing God. 331 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:57,710 >>I'm sorry. 332 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:58,911 I thought you said God. 333 00:17:58,945 --> 00:17:59,812 >>That's right. 334 00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:01,981 For damages to my house. 335 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:02,915 >>[sighs] 336 00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:05,118 Oh. 337 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:06,986 You're still the same crazy bastard. 338 00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:08,221 It's just a new package. 339 00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:09,389 >>I need your help. 340 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,957 >>David, I love you like a brother, 341 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:13,760 but I am not going to aid and abet your self-destruction. 342 00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:15,595 >>My name's still on the door, Bennett. 343 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:21,301 >>How the hell do you sue God anyway? 344 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:24,337 >>Well, naturally you start by serving Him. 345 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:29,176 [music playing] 346 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:32,111 >>The body of Christ. 347 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:36,015 The body of Christ. 348 00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:37,817 >>Bishop Bernardo Rossini? 349 00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,152 >>Yes, my son? 350 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:41,988 >>You've been served. 351 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:46,826 [music playing] 352 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,042 Rabbi Max Grossman? 353 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,244 >>Yes? 354 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,044 >>You've been served. 355 00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,482 [music playing] 356 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:17,023 [non-english speech] 357 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:18,057 Imam al Bakri. 358 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:22,929 [music playing] 359 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:30,870 [music playing] 360 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:05,137 [phone ringing] 361 00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:07,206 >>This is Rachel. 362 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:09,309 >>Ms. Levin, It's Sam Grossman. 363 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:10,610 >>Rabbi. 364 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,312 What can I do for you? 365 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:14,547 >>I'm calling about a legal matter. 366 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,215 A lawsuit, actually? 367 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:17,850 >>Oh. 368 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,253 Rabbi, you know I don't do that kind of work anymore. 369 00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:21,488 >>I understand. 370 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:23,623 But this is a unique case, something 371 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:27,827 I think will be of special interest to you. 372 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,228 >>OK, I'll bite. 373 00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:30,330 Who's the defendant? 374 00:20:30,363 --> 00:20:33,933 [music playing] 375 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,303 God needs our help. 376 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:37,837 Make no mistake. 377 00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:41,341 This case, as unorthodox and frivolous as it may appear, 378 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,075 is not only a legitimate legal challenge, 379 00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:46,313 but it is also a challenge to our most core values 380 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,647 and beliefs. 381 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,849 And while there may be a diversity of beliefs 382 00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:53,386 represented here, there is one thing that joins us all, 383 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,154 and that's our faith. 384 00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:56,456 We're spiritual beings. 385 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:59,258 And as such, we are sometimes called upon 386 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:00,960 to defend that faith. 387 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:03,129 >>But to dignify this stunt with a response 388 00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:06,733 would give that schmuck the attention he craves, right? 389 00:21:06,766 --> 00:21:08,435 >>I say we take the high road here 390 00:21:08,468 --> 00:21:09,836 and let the poets toss it out. 391 00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:10,603 >>No. 392 00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:12,004 Stakes are too high. 393 00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:14,541 If, God forbid, any sort of legal precedent is set, 394 00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:15,875 we could potentially open the door 395 00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:18,778 to billions of dollars of damaging litigation. 396 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:19,979 [chatter] 397 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:23,316 >>We cannot sit idly by and allow this blasphemy. 398 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,685 We must defend the honor of Allah. 399 00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:29,489 If that is in a Florida State court, so be it. 400 00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:32,024 [chatter] 401 00:21:32,058 --> 00:21:36,596 >>Brothers, sisters, to speak of defending God's honor 402 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:39,532 it's paradoxical and only reflects out 403 00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:41,401 own egotism in the matter. 404 00:21:41,434 --> 00:21:43,135 [chatter] 405 00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:45,538 >>Leave God out of it. 406 00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:46,939 This is a legal matter. 407 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:50,443 And as my people know, you cannot trust the court 408 00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:52,044 to deliver justice. 409 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:53,079 >>He's right. 410 00:21:53,112 --> 00:21:55,615 This case demands a vigorous defense. 411 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,049 >>Forgive me, Ms. Levin. 412 00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,952 This is all very noble, but what's it going to cost? 413 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:03,423 Are you hoping for some sort of settlement or a retainer? 414 00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:04,757 >>Absolutely not. 415 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:07,427 I would insist on doing this entirely pro bono. 416 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:09,261 >>I see. 417 00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:11,398 Why is that? 418 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:16,035 >>Let's just say, uh, I owe Him one. 419 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,241 >>All those in favor of retaining 420 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:26,513 Miss Levin to represent us collectively in this matter, 421 00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:28,047 raise your hand. 422 00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:34,454 Well, congratulations, Ms. Levin. 423 00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:38,157 You are now officially God's lawyer. 424 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:42,629 [applause] 425 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,969 >>You're sure you want to give it up? 426 00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,337 >>Give what up? 427 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:56,709 >>That last shred of dignity that you've been holding on to. 428 00:22:56,743 --> 00:22:59,211 >>You're missing the point, Bennett. 429 00:22:59,245 --> 00:23:00,079 >>Oh. 430 00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:00,880 There's a point. 431 00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:14,193 Oh, you don't have to do this, you know. 432 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,496 >>Actually, I think I do. 433 00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:17,930 >>Oh, David, my friend. 434 00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:19,732 There's nothing more annoying and pathetic 435 00:23:19,766 --> 00:23:22,635 than a principled attorney. 436 00:23:22,669 --> 00:23:25,538 [music playing] 437 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:26,906 >>Mr. Frank, is there a statement 438 00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:28,775 you'd like to make before the hearing today? 439 00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:31,544 >>Well, I'd just like to say that I'm looking forward 440 00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:32,945 to a good, clean fight. 441 00:23:32,979 --> 00:23:35,848 I know that God is a tough and formidable opponent. 442 00:23:35,882 --> 00:23:38,951 But like all deities, He's got weak spots in his game, 443 00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:39,619 you know. 444 00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:40,887 I think I can take Him, huh? 445 00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,288 Anyway, thanks for coming out. 446 00:23:42,321 --> 00:23:43,255 [chatter] 447 00:23:43,289 --> 00:23:47,727 [music playing] 448 00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:05,277 >>All rise for the Honorable Justice Jordan Randall. 449 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:13,385 >>Be seated. 450 00:24:19,325 --> 00:24:25,131 In the matter of David Nathaniel Frank versus God, 451 00:24:25,164 --> 00:24:26,866 how does the Lord answer this complaint? 452 00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:28,234 >>Your Honor, the defense would like 453 00:24:28,267 --> 00:24:30,469 to move for an immediate dismissal at this time. 454 00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:31,738 >>On what grounds? 455 00:24:31,771 --> 00:24:33,172 >>Where do I start? 456 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:35,107 How about insufficient cause, lack of jurisdiction, 457 00:24:35,141 --> 00:24:36,643 absence of a corporeal defendant. 458 00:24:36,676 --> 00:24:38,645 And, oh, yeah, how about that the whole thing is 459 00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:39,946 completely and utterly absurd? 460 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:41,247 >>Yeah, but aside from that? 461 00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:42,181 [chatter] 462 00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:43,015 [gavel pounding] 463 00:24:43,049 --> 00:24:44,250 >>Mr. Frank, I have to agree. 464 00:24:44,283 --> 00:24:45,518 The case seems absurd. 465 00:24:45,552 --> 00:24:47,754 Can you inform me as to why I shouldn't allow the dismissal? 466 00:24:53,893 --> 00:25:00,032 >>Your Honor, what is God? 467 00:25:02,468 --> 00:25:04,737 I'm sure there are as many answers to that question 468 00:25:04,771 --> 00:25:09,208 as there are people in the world. 469 00:25:09,241 --> 00:25:11,377 But I think we can all agree in principle 470 00:25:11,410 --> 00:25:15,081 that God is an entity. 471 00:25:15,114 --> 00:25:17,249 Although we can't see Him or prove His existence, 472 00:25:17,283 --> 00:25:21,020 He is nonetheless an entity to which many of us 473 00:25:21,053 --> 00:25:24,223 are faithfully dedicated to. 474 00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:25,958 Your Honor, I respectfully submit 475 00:25:25,992 --> 00:25:29,428 that God is a corporation. 476 00:25:33,065 --> 00:25:36,803 The word "incorporate" comes from the Latin. 477 00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:39,171 Corporeal, to bring that which is 478 00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:42,408 ethereal into the real world, which is exactly what 479 00:25:42,441 --> 00:25:44,110 religion is all about. 480 00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:46,746 Like God, a corporation is an entity 481 00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:49,415 which only exists in the abstract sense, 482 00:25:49,448 --> 00:25:51,918 and just as the officers of that corporation 483 00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:54,721 execute the will of the corporate entity, 484 00:25:54,754 --> 00:25:57,489 so the clergy act as intermediaries 485 00:25:57,523 --> 00:26:01,661 between the divine abstraction and the great unwashed. 486 00:26:01,694 --> 00:26:07,033 You might say that religion is, in essence, God, incorporated. 487 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:08,601 Your Honor, using this corporate model, 488 00:26:08,635 --> 00:26:11,237 I intend to demonstrate that if the destruction of my home 489 00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:14,774 is legally deemed an act of God, then these religious groups 490 00:26:14,807 --> 00:26:16,976 must be held responsible for that damage 491 00:26:17,009 --> 00:26:21,180 or be in violation of fair trade practice law. 492 00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:24,116 >>Your Honor, that's a delightful little legal balloon 493 00:26:24,150 --> 00:26:26,485 animal that Mr. Frank just twisted for us, 494 00:26:26,518 --> 00:26:29,321 but I don't see how that has any real relevance to the motion 495 00:26:29,355 --> 00:26:30,089 to dismiss. 496 00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:37,163 >>Ten-minute recess. 497 00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:38,030 [gavel pounds] 498 00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:41,267 >>This man is a complete lunatic. 499 00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:46,605 He's flamboyant, outrageous, and delusional. 500 00:26:46,639 --> 00:26:48,274 He's perfect. 501 00:26:48,307 --> 00:26:50,777 >>If I take his case, I'll be the laughing stock 502 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:52,178 of the 11th Circuit. 503 00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:54,113 >>No one's going to be laughing at you, Judge. 504 00:26:54,146 --> 00:26:55,915 They'll be talking about you. 505 00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:59,118 Everyone will be talking about you. 506 00:26:59,151 --> 00:27:01,187 You give this nut job enough rope, 507 00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:03,122 let him inflame the religious right, 508 00:27:03,155 --> 00:27:07,459 then you get to be the hero who executes justice and saves God. 509 00:27:07,493 --> 00:27:10,029 This is a gift. 510 00:27:10,062 --> 00:27:11,664 It's a divine gift. 511 00:27:11,698 --> 00:27:12,631 >>You think so? 512 00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:14,934 >>I do, Senator. 513 00:27:24,677 --> 00:27:26,378 >>Regarding the motion to dismiss, 514 00:27:26,412 --> 00:27:28,815 after careful consideration, Mr. Frank 515 00:27:28,848 --> 00:27:30,349 has demonstrated to my satisfaction 516 00:27:30,382 --> 00:27:32,584 that this case is not without merit. 517 00:27:32,618 --> 00:27:33,519 Motion is denied. 518 00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:34,386 [gavel pounds] 519 00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:37,924 >>My house was destroyed. 520 00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:39,258 My dog was taken from me. 521 00:27:39,291 --> 00:27:39,959 Excuse me. 522 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:42,628 Ms.-- yeah, Ms. Levin? 523 00:27:42,661 --> 00:27:44,496 Ms. Levin. 524 00:27:44,530 --> 00:27:45,832 >>Congratulations. 525 00:27:45,865 --> 00:27:47,433 That was some impressive rhetorical gymnastics. 526 00:27:47,466 --> 00:27:50,536 >>I'm a world-class BS-er, but, hey, you got God for a client. 527 00:27:50,569 --> 00:27:53,039 I mean, you must be feeling pretty good about that. 528 00:27:53,072 --> 00:27:55,607 >>Do you even believe in God, Mr. Frank? 529 00:27:55,641 --> 00:27:56,675 >>I'm suing him, aren't I? 530 00:27:56,709 --> 00:27:57,810 >>Yeah. 531 00:27:57,844 --> 00:27:59,311 But the question is, why? 532 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:00,146 >>Hm. 533 00:28:00,179 --> 00:28:00,713 Why? 534 00:28:00,747 --> 00:28:01,881 What did He tell you? 535 00:28:01,914 --> 00:28:02,782 >>Mm. 536 00:28:02,815 --> 00:28:03,916 Sorry. 537 00:28:03,950 --> 00:28:04,516 That's attorney-client privilege. 538 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:13,325 [music playing] 539 00:28:17,396 --> 00:28:20,299 >>Does God exist? 540 00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:21,167 >>Yes. 541 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,569 He most certainly does. 542 00:28:23,602 --> 00:28:25,004 >>How do you know? 543 00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:28,374 >>I know because I have felt His love and grandeur 544 00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:29,675 in my own life. 545 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,210 >>Really? 546 00:28:31,243 --> 00:28:32,411 How? 547 00:28:32,444 --> 00:28:34,847 Did God ever rain out a ball game you were losing 548 00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:36,515 or pick up a check for lunch? 549 00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:37,683 >>Objection. 550 00:28:37,716 --> 00:28:38,985 This line of questioning is immaterial, irreverent, 551 00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:40,352 and frankly, it's insulting. 552 00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:44,323 >>I'm simply trying to establish God's existence. 553 00:28:44,356 --> 00:28:46,558 >>The heavens declare the glory of God. 554 00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:54,200 And the skies declare the work of His hands. 555 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:58,838 Proof of the existence of God is all around us, Mr. Frank, 556 00:28:58,871 --> 00:29:00,807 if we choose to see it. 557 00:29:00,840 --> 00:29:02,308 Because faith in God is not a blind 558 00:29:02,341 --> 00:29:07,213 leap into the dark but a safe step into a well-lit room. 559 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:15,154 >>No evidence. 560 00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:22,929 So if God does exist, what's He so pissed off about? 561 00:29:22,962 --> 00:29:25,131 >>Mr. Frank, we aren't here to exercise 562 00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:26,765 your personal antipathy towards God. 563 00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:29,068 So if we could just stick to the facts of the case, 564 00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:30,970 keep the heresy to a minimum. 565 00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:35,174 >>Where was God on the night in question? 566 00:29:35,207 --> 00:29:38,544 Was He, in fact, in the vicinity of the 3500 block, Bristol 567 00:29:38,577 --> 00:29:39,511 Lane, Altamonte Springs? 568 00:29:39,545 --> 00:29:41,147 Because I will produce witnesses that 569 00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:42,849 place the defendant at the scene and will 570 00:29:42,882 --> 00:29:46,752 testify that He was, in fact, behind the tornado, which 571 00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:48,587 destroyed my house. 572 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:50,857 >>I don't know if God brought your house down. 573 00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:52,491 I know He's all powerful, yes. 574 00:29:52,524 --> 00:29:55,227 But does He micro-manage the weather? 575 00:29:55,261 --> 00:29:58,430 Judaism doesn't really concern itself with such things. 576 00:29:58,464 --> 00:30:02,468 We believe in the word of God, the Torah, in fact. 577 00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:04,336 One doesn't even have to believe in God 578 00:30:04,370 --> 00:30:08,975 to be a Jew as long as he follows God's law. 579 00:30:09,008 --> 00:30:12,945 >>So you can deny God and still be a Jew? 580 00:30:12,979 --> 00:30:22,054 >>Well, maybe not really a Jew, but "Jew-ish." 581 00:30:22,088 --> 00:30:25,491 >>Did Allah destroy my house? 582 00:30:25,524 --> 00:30:28,660 >>A tornado destroyed your house. 583 00:30:28,694 --> 00:30:31,797 Sadly, Allah did not spare you. 584 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,532 Perhaps if you were to demonstrate 585 00:30:33,565 --> 00:30:36,668 a little more respect for His word, 586 00:30:36,702 --> 00:30:42,108 His divine love would shine upon you in the future. 587 00:30:42,141 --> 00:30:46,012 >>So if I just follow the Quran, my house 588 00:30:46,045 --> 00:30:47,713 would still be standing. 589 00:30:47,746 --> 00:30:48,547 >>Couldn't hurt. 590 00:30:51,717 --> 00:30:52,584 >>No further questions. 591 00:30:55,421 --> 00:30:58,190 >>Seriously, what is the point here? 592 00:30:58,224 --> 00:31:01,460 >>Point is I'm building my case against God, seriously. 593 00:31:01,493 --> 00:31:04,563 >>Your subpoena list includes the Dalai Lama and the pope. 594 00:31:04,596 --> 00:31:06,332 How am I supposed to take that seriously? 595 00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:08,400 >>The closer I get to God, the stronger my case. 596 00:31:08,434 --> 00:31:10,836 >>And what do you expect to find in all this searching? 597 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:14,941 >>I guess that's why they call this process discovery. 598 00:31:14,974 --> 00:31:16,542 >>What are you really after? 599 00:31:16,575 --> 00:31:18,777 >>I just want someone to pay for my house, some accountability. 600 00:31:18,810 --> 00:31:19,611 >>Uh-uh. 601 00:31:19,645 --> 00:31:20,379 There's more. 602 00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:20,812 >>Nope. 603 00:31:20,846 --> 00:31:21,780 Sorry. 604 00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:23,115 It ain't that deep. 605 00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:24,250 It's just about the money. 606 00:31:24,283 --> 00:31:25,584 I'm actually pretty shallow. 607 00:31:25,617 --> 00:31:26,618 >>Really? 608 00:31:26,652 --> 00:31:28,287 So then it wasn't an act of integrity 609 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:29,956 that caused a successful attorney to quit practicing law 610 00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:30,789 three years ago? 611 00:31:30,822 --> 00:31:31,523 >>No. 612 00:31:31,557 --> 00:31:32,858 It was not an act of integrity. 613 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:34,460 I had mine surgically removed. 614 00:31:34,493 --> 00:31:35,094 >>Really? 615 00:31:35,127 --> 00:31:36,028 >>Yeah. 616 00:31:36,062 --> 00:31:37,129 I had to go to Sweden for the operation, 617 00:31:37,163 --> 00:31:39,131 but I found it made me a much more effective lawyer. 618 00:31:39,165 --> 00:31:39,865 You should try it. 619 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:40,967 I can get you the number. 620 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:41,667 >>No, thank you. 621 00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:42,801 I'm quite fond of mine. 622 00:31:42,834 --> 00:31:44,971 >>Yeah, well, I guess if you're God's lawyer, 623 00:31:45,004 --> 00:31:46,538 it's probably a nice accessory. 624 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:48,507 >>Yes, it does come in handy, you 625 00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:51,477 know, using my powers for good instead of evil. 626 00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:52,979 You know, you should try it. 627 00:31:53,012 --> 00:31:54,480 I can get you the number. 628 00:31:54,513 --> 00:31:58,517 >>Thanks, but, uh, like I said, I'm shallow. 629 00:31:58,550 --> 00:32:00,953 >>I used to think that money would buy me happiness. 630 00:32:00,987 --> 00:32:02,788 >>You mean you don't care about money? 631 00:32:02,821 --> 00:32:04,090 What kind of lawyer are you? 632 00:32:04,123 --> 00:32:04,856 >>Retired. 633 00:32:10,596 --> 00:32:14,300 >>Can you tell me, what is an act of God? 634 00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:16,735 >>Well, "act of God" has been common insurance-industry 635 00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:18,137 parlance for centuries. 636 00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:19,871 And what falls under that clause is, of course, 637 00:32:19,905 --> 00:32:21,173 decided by the underwriter. 638 00:32:23,575 --> 00:32:26,778 >>Does God have any say in what horrible atrocities 639 00:32:26,812 --> 00:32:28,714 are ascribed to Him? 640 00:32:28,747 --> 00:32:30,649 >>I decline to answer any questions pertaining 641 00:32:30,682 --> 00:32:32,951 to the Almighty, aka God, or anything 642 00:32:32,985 --> 00:32:36,788 of a religious, theological, or philosophical nature. 643 00:32:36,822 --> 00:32:40,126 >>Invoking God's actions in a legal contract, 644 00:32:40,159 --> 00:32:43,795 uh, kind of brings up theology. 645 00:32:43,829 --> 00:32:47,166 >>I'm not qualified to comment on that. 646 00:32:47,199 --> 00:32:49,735 >>Perhaps you lawyer would care to comment. 647 00:32:49,768 --> 00:32:51,903 >>I'm not the one being deposed here. 648 00:32:51,937 --> 00:32:54,306 >>Are you sure? 649 00:32:54,340 --> 00:32:55,674 >>Don't underestimate Frank. 650 00:32:55,707 --> 00:32:56,708 He's not a crackpot. 651 00:32:56,742 --> 00:32:58,944 He's a shrewd and worthy adversary. 652 00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:00,312 >>Well, I think I can handle it. 653 00:33:00,346 --> 00:33:01,080 >>No doubt. 654 00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:02,448 This is your domain. 655 00:33:02,481 --> 00:33:04,283 But you're gonna need some help. 656 00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,118 I've been authorized to offer my assistance 657 00:33:06,152 --> 00:33:08,187 in affecting a quick and decisive resolution 658 00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:09,755 to this matter. 659 00:33:09,788 --> 00:33:11,857 >>That's very generous, but as you said, this is my turf. 660 00:33:11,890 --> 00:33:13,059 >>That's true. 661 00:33:13,092 --> 00:33:15,027 And it's also true this case should have been tossed out 662 00:33:15,061 --> 00:33:15,761 at the first hearing. 663 00:33:15,794 --> 00:33:19,931 Yet here we are. 664 00:33:19,965 --> 00:33:21,100 >>Thank you. 665 00:33:21,133 --> 00:33:23,869 So, uh, what's your interest here? 666 00:33:23,902 --> 00:33:26,672 It's not the insurance companies being sued. 667 00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:28,207 >>Let's just consider for a moment 668 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,509 that Frank is successful with his suit. 669 00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,044 If your clients are deemed financially 670 00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:35,281 responsible for every act of God around the global, 671 00:33:35,314 --> 00:33:38,484 the liability would be staggering. 672 00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:43,122 Where will they turn to recover their debilitating losses? 673 00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:44,823 To God? 674 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:46,392 Perhaps. 675 00:33:46,425 --> 00:33:48,827 But more than likely, people turn to the insurance industry. 676 00:33:52,298 --> 00:33:53,899 I suggest we go on the offensive. 677 00:33:53,932 --> 00:33:56,468 We take him down before he's able to spin this thing. 678 00:33:56,502 --> 00:33:58,904 >>I don't want to win this by intimidation or character 679 00:33:58,937 --> 00:34:00,472 assassination. 680 00:34:00,506 --> 00:34:04,943 >>This man has had the audacity to drag our Lord in the mud. 681 00:34:04,976 --> 00:34:07,079 I think it's only fair he should have to stand 682 00:34:07,113 --> 00:34:08,280 a little scrutiny himself. 683 00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:18,157 [knocking] 684 00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:19,325 >>Well. 685 00:34:19,358 --> 00:34:20,492 Look what the cat dragged in. 686 00:34:20,526 --> 00:34:23,095 >>Don't start with me, muchacho. 687 00:34:23,129 --> 00:34:25,697 >>Aren't you glad to see me? 688 00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:26,932 >>I guess. 689 00:34:26,965 --> 00:34:28,534 >>Is that the best you can do? 690 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:30,102 >>Sincerity costs extra. 691 00:34:30,136 --> 00:34:31,237 >>Oh, get in here. 692 00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:35,241 [click] 693 00:34:39,445 --> 00:34:44,383 [music playing] 694 00:34:48,120 --> 00:34:51,357 >>Did God destroy my house? 695 00:34:51,390 --> 00:34:54,293 >>What God are we speaking of? 696 00:34:54,326 --> 00:34:58,964 >>Uh, the big one? 697 00:34:58,997 --> 00:35:00,132 >>The great spirit. 698 00:35:00,166 --> 00:35:01,433 >>Yeah, Him. 699 00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:05,204 >>The great spirit does not do tornadoes. 700 00:35:05,237 --> 00:35:07,873 >>Well, which-- which God does tornadoes? 701 00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:10,942 >>Indians do not separate God and nature. 702 00:35:10,976 --> 00:35:13,812 Heno is the spirit of the wind. 703 00:35:13,845 --> 00:35:15,447 And he is the wind. 704 00:35:15,481 --> 00:35:18,016 You cannot sue the wind. 705 00:35:18,049 --> 00:35:19,651 His breath is a cleansing. 706 00:35:19,685 --> 00:35:23,054 He blows away the old to make room for the new. 707 00:35:25,857 --> 00:35:30,929 >>Well, this Heno-- maybe he's an accessory. 708 00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:32,531 >>You people. 709 00:35:32,564 --> 00:35:35,767 Always looking for someone to blame. 710 00:35:35,801 --> 00:35:36,835 >>Us people? 711 00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:37,603 >>Lawyers. 712 00:35:46,445 --> 00:35:50,282 >>[sighing] 713 00:35:50,316 --> 00:35:53,919 >>You ever worry about hubris, Mr. Frank? 714 00:35:53,952 --> 00:35:55,421 >>Hubris? 715 00:35:55,454 --> 00:35:57,256 You mean do I ever think I'm gonna 716 00:35:57,289 --> 00:35:58,557 get struck down or something? 717 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,531 What else could He do to me? 718 00:36:17,743 --> 00:36:20,078 >>Mr. Frank, I think it would behoove you to take 719 00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:21,913 this a little more seriously. 720 00:36:21,947 --> 00:36:24,883 What I'm about to share with you is some very damaging 721 00:36:24,916 --> 00:36:26,218 intelligence. 722 00:36:26,252 --> 00:36:30,789 This hatchet, this-- this could cause some real damage. 723 00:36:30,822 --> 00:36:32,858 Hey, war paint. 724 00:36:32,891 --> 00:36:35,861 Check it out. 725 00:36:35,894 --> 00:36:39,831 Now, what did you want to tell me? 726 00:36:39,865 --> 00:36:42,934 >>You are, I believe, quite familiar with a Ms. Gina 727 00:36:42,968 --> 00:36:47,138 Rodriguez, professional prostitute. 728 00:36:47,172 --> 00:36:47,973 >>What about her? 729 00:36:48,006 --> 00:36:48,674 >>Excuse me. 730 00:36:48,707 --> 00:36:50,075 I need to get some air. 731 00:37:07,092 --> 00:37:11,129 [chatter] 732 00:37:13,665 --> 00:37:15,233 >>Good morning, everybody. 733 00:37:15,267 --> 00:37:16,835 Thanks for coming out. 734 00:37:16,868 --> 00:37:18,837 I'll be brief. 735 00:37:18,870 --> 00:37:21,540 Uh, when I embarked upon this course of action, 736 00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:23,809 I always knew that I would become a target, 737 00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:26,111 that all the skeletons in my closet would be brought out. 738 00:37:26,144 --> 00:37:30,516 And believe me, I got lots of skeletons in my closet. 739 00:37:30,549 --> 00:37:32,984 I'm the first to admit that I am the last man 740 00:37:33,018 --> 00:37:35,421 with the moral authority to challenge God. 741 00:37:35,454 --> 00:37:38,490 I am far from a virtuous man. 742 00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:42,394 I'm a corporate defense attorney for Christ sakes. 743 00:37:42,428 --> 00:37:44,062 Definitely in the fast track to hell. 744 00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:48,367 I break most of the commandments on a weekly basis. 745 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:49,535 I like to drink. 746 00:37:49,568 --> 00:37:51,036 I occasionally smoke weed. 747 00:37:51,069 --> 00:37:55,607 And much like Jesus, I enjoy the company of hookers. 748 00:37:55,641 --> 00:37:57,075 >>What's a hooker? 749 00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:57,809 >>Come on, honey. 750 00:37:57,843 --> 00:37:58,977 Let me fix you a sandwich. 751 00:37:59,010 --> 00:38:00,346 >>But I want to watch Uncle David. 752 00:38:00,379 --> 00:38:01,079 >>Oh, no, you don't. 753 00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:02,548 Come on. 754 00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:08,354 >>Recently certain revelations about my personal life 755 00:38:08,387 --> 00:38:11,523 have left me no choice but to make 756 00:38:11,557 --> 00:38:13,224 the following announcement. 757 00:38:13,258 --> 00:38:24,202 So at this time, I would like to-- introduce my new partner 758 00:38:24,235 --> 00:38:28,907 and co-counsel in this case, Ms. Gina Rodriguez. 759 00:38:28,940 --> 00:38:31,677 Ms. Rodriguez has been gracious enough 760 00:38:31,710 --> 00:38:34,780 to take a sizable pay cut from the $200 an hour 761 00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:37,749 she makes in a covered profession to the $20 an hour 762 00:38:37,783 --> 00:38:39,851 I can pay her as my legal assistant. 763 00:38:39,885 --> 00:38:44,656 So let he who is without sin cast the first stone. 764 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:51,229 >>So what do you think? 765 00:38:51,262 --> 00:38:54,132 >>I think I smell a book deal. 766 00:39:05,477 --> 00:39:07,345 >>Are you awake? 767 00:39:07,379 --> 00:39:10,215 It's me. 768 00:39:10,248 --> 00:39:10,982 Your lawyer. 769 00:39:14,586 --> 00:39:16,422 I just-- I want you to know that you've 770 00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:19,024 got nothing to worry about, OK? 771 00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:21,893 Gonna beat this rap. 772 00:39:21,927 --> 00:39:22,661 I mean, come on. 773 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:25,531 It's a layup, right? 774 00:39:25,564 --> 00:39:29,635 [scrubbing] 775 00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:36,442 OK, here's a confession for you. 776 00:39:36,475 --> 00:39:37,976 [exhales sharply] 777 00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:42,313 I'm nervous. 778 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:51,289 [sighing] God, please grant me the serenity to accept 779 00:39:51,322 --> 00:39:55,060 the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I 780 00:39:55,093 --> 00:40:00,432 can, and the wisdom to know the difference. 781 00:40:00,466 --> 00:40:01,199 Amen. 782 00:40:05,136 --> 00:40:08,574 [scrubbing] 783 00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:14,212 [music playing] 784 00:41:16,875 --> 00:41:19,310 >>You ready to tango with the big guy? 785 00:41:19,344 --> 00:41:21,513 >>Let's do this, hefe. 786 00:41:21,547 --> 00:41:24,816 >>And the Lord said, all who profane me 787 00:41:24,850 --> 00:41:28,554 shall be guilty of blasphemy. 788 00:41:28,587 --> 00:41:32,290 And thou shalt smite the blasphemer! 789 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:34,259 Smite the blasphemer! 790 00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:39,397 [yelling] 791 00:41:39,430 --> 00:41:41,366 >>Smite the blasphemer! 792 00:41:41,399 --> 00:41:42,868 Smite the blasphemer! 793 00:41:45,937 --> 00:41:46,738 I 794 00:41:46,772 --> 00:41:47,706 >>Rabbi Grossman. 795 00:41:51,309 --> 00:41:54,012 Let's be honest here. 796 00:41:54,045 --> 00:41:58,516 You think I'm a complete nut job, right? 797 00:41:58,550 --> 00:41:59,785 >>No, sir. 798 00:41:59,818 --> 00:42:01,853 >>May I remind you that you're under oath? 799 00:42:01,887 --> 00:42:08,026 >>I would characterize you more as a lost, misguided soul. 800 00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:09,527 >>Well, that's very generous. 801 00:42:09,561 --> 00:42:11,496 But I think most people would find 802 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:16,668 dragging God into a court of law a little meshuga. 803 00:42:16,702 --> 00:42:19,504 After all, God makes laws. 804 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:22,440 He doesn't follow them, right? 805 00:42:22,473 --> 00:42:26,144 When the Israelites fled from Egypt in the great Exodus 806 00:42:26,177 --> 00:42:29,414 and God spared them by parting the Red Sea, 807 00:42:29,447 --> 00:42:32,183 the Jewish people made a Covenant with God. 808 00:42:32,217 --> 00:42:35,787 He would protect them, and they would become His chosen people. 809 00:42:35,821 --> 00:42:38,990 >>There are volumes of interpretation and midrash 810 00:42:39,024 --> 00:42:40,325 on the meaning of the Covenant. 811 00:42:40,358 --> 00:42:43,161 But yes, there is a sacred Covenant with God. 812 00:42:43,194 --> 00:42:46,097 >>You are doubtless aware, Rabbi, that in ancient Egypt, 813 00:42:46,131 --> 00:42:50,936 Covenant is a term used for a legally binding contract. 814 00:42:50,969 --> 00:42:52,638 The Covenant with the Jewish people 815 00:42:52,671 --> 00:42:59,010 was God entering into a legal contract with human beings. 816 00:42:59,044 --> 00:43:02,080 >>Well, you could characterize it that way, 817 00:43:02,113 --> 00:43:05,250 but I think that description diminishes 818 00:43:05,283 --> 00:43:09,187 the sanctity and the magnitude of the Covenant. 819 00:43:09,220 --> 00:43:12,758 >>Well, far be it from me, a lone heretic, 820 00:43:12,791 --> 00:43:14,592 to be the one to bring God to trial. 821 00:43:14,626 --> 00:43:18,897 But right here in the good old book of Joshua, Joshua 822 00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:21,366 himself, angry with the Hebrew people 823 00:43:21,399 --> 00:43:24,169 for their idolatrous ways, convened a court 824 00:43:24,202 --> 00:43:26,471 and put the Covenant on trial. 825 00:43:26,504 --> 00:43:30,141 Joshua himself represented God in the proceedings. 826 00:43:30,175 --> 00:43:31,777 And I'm sure I don't have to tell you 827 00:43:31,810 --> 00:43:33,211 who got schooled in that one. 828 00:43:33,244 --> 00:43:35,981 And so we see that even in the Bible, 829 00:43:36,014 --> 00:43:40,518 God can be held accountable in a court of law. 830 00:43:40,551 --> 00:43:42,453 [chatter] 831 00:43:42,487 --> 00:43:46,191 [music playing] 832 00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:50,896 >>Would you please read the back of this bill, 833 00:43:50,929 --> 00:43:52,197 tell us what it says? 834 00:43:54,499 --> 00:43:55,633 >>You mean "In God we trust?" 835 00:43:55,667 --> 00:43:56,935 >>Correct. 836 00:43:56,968 --> 00:43:58,236 Now, would you infer from that inscription 837 00:43:58,269 --> 00:43:59,871 that the dollar that you're holding 838 00:43:59,905 --> 00:44:03,541 is backed by the full faith and credit of God, that 839 00:44:03,574 --> 00:44:06,611 being legal tender, a legal document, should the US 840 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:10,048 Treasury fail, you would be able to recover the value 841 00:44:10,081 --> 00:44:12,884 of that dollar from God? 842 00:44:12,918 --> 00:44:13,719 >>No, ma'am. 843 00:44:13,752 --> 00:44:15,286 >>No. 844 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:16,922 So you're able to distinguish rudimentary legal semantics 845 00:44:16,955 --> 00:44:19,991 without too much difficulty? 846 00:44:20,025 --> 00:44:20,959 >>That's correct. 847 00:44:23,561 --> 00:44:25,964 >>This is a copy of the policy issued by your company 848 00:44:25,997 --> 00:44:27,365 to Mr. Frank. 849 00:44:27,398 --> 00:44:30,001 Can you kindly read the highlighted section aloud? 850 00:44:30,035 --> 00:44:31,703 >>"Other damages due to extraordinary weather 851 00:44:31,737 --> 00:44:35,006 conditions, such as cyclones, tornadoes, fire storms, 852 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,508 locusts, geysers, tidal waves, and tsunamis 853 00:44:37,542 --> 00:44:40,145 will be deemed acts of God and explicitly 854 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:41,880 not covered under said policy." 855 00:44:41,913 --> 00:44:42,781 >>Thank you. 856 00:44:42,814 --> 00:44:44,115 And would you please read the signature 857 00:44:44,149 --> 00:44:45,250 at the bottom of that page. 858 00:44:45,283 --> 00:44:47,052 >>Signed by Mr. Frank. 859 00:44:47,085 --> 00:44:48,286 >>No further questions. 860 00:44:48,319 --> 00:44:49,054 Thank you. 861 00:44:52,357 --> 00:44:54,993 >>Imam al Bakri, is it fair to say 862 00:44:55,026 --> 00:44:59,397 that there is nothing of which Allah is not capable of? 863 00:44:59,430 --> 00:45:00,498 >>Allah is supreme, yes. 864 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:01,867 >>Right. 865 00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:04,102 So hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes-- that's 866 00:45:04,135 --> 00:45:05,536 child's play for Him, right? 867 00:45:05,570 --> 00:45:08,573 I mean, He created the whole universe in six days. 868 00:45:08,606 --> 00:45:09,507 >>So it is written. 869 00:45:12,277 --> 00:45:17,515 >>In sworn testimony, you said that the destruction 870 00:45:17,548 --> 00:45:22,854 of my home, and I quote, was "Allah's will" 871 00:45:22,888 --> 00:45:24,756 and that "He chose not to spare me." 872 00:45:24,790 --> 00:45:25,690 >>Objection. 873 00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:26,958 Your Honor, the witness is speaking 874 00:45:26,992 --> 00:45:28,526 in religious generalities. 875 00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:32,197 He's in no way ascribing motive or intent to the defendant. 876 00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:33,664 >>Where are you going with this? 877 00:45:33,698 --> 00:45:36,134 >>I'm simply demonstrating that if God is all-knowing 878 00:45:36,167 --> 00:45:38,536 and all-powerful, then the destruction of my home 879 00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:41,172 had to have either been an act of His will 880 00:45:41,206 --> 00:45:44,575 or the result of divine neglect since He had foreknowledge 881 00:45:44,609 --> 00:45:46,945 and the power to stop it, which makes Him clearly 882 00:45:46,978 --> 00:45:49,948 culpable under Florida emissions statutes 883 00:45:49,981 --> 00:45:51,817 and good Samaritan precedence. 884 00:45:51,850 --> 00:45:55,921 [chatter] 885 00:45:57,388 --> 00:46:02,360 >>Bishop Rossini, why do bad things happen to good people? 886 00:46:05,296 --> 00:46:10,802 >>Well, to answer that one would need to know the unknowable, 887 00:46:10,836 --> 00:46:13,304 the mind of God Himself. 888 00:46:13,338 --> 00:46:14,973 Sometimes the meaning of the tragedy 889 00:46:15,006 --> 00:46:17,075 can be difficult to comprehend. 890 00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:23,281 But if one has faith, all things have meaning. 891 00:46:23,314 --> 00:46:25,884 >>But why would a loving God allow 892 00:46:25,917 --> 00:46:27,418 these tragedies to happen? 893 00:46:27,452 --> 00:46:31,957 Does the Lord, as Mr. Frank suggests, want us to suffer? 894 00:46:38,864 --> 00:46:40,098 >>I asked for strength. 895 00:46:42,567 --> 00:46:47,105 And God gave me difficulties to make me strong. 896 00:46:47,138 --> 00:46:49,507 I asked for wisdom. 897 00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:53,478 And God gave me problems to solve. 898 00:46:53,511 --> 00:46:55,881 I asked for courage. 899 00:46:55,914 --> 00:46:59,484 And God gave me dangers to overcome. 900 00:46:59,517 --> 00:47:01,319 I asked for love. 901 00:47:01,352 --> 00:47:03,688 And God gave me troubled people to help. 902 00:47:06,691 --> 00:47:09,995 My prayers were answered. 903 00:47:10,028 --> 00:47:14,665 >>And in your opinion, can we, in fact, 904 00:47:14,699 --> 00:47:20,105 hold God accountable for every tragedy, every stubbed toe, 905 00:47:20,138 --> 00:47:21,572 every broken heart? 906 00:47:21,606 --> 00:47:25,476 Does God owe us justice? 907 00:47:29,647 --> 00:47:31,349 >>God is justice. 908 00:47:34,152 --> 00:47:35,753 >>No further questions. 909 00:47:35,786 --> 00:47:36,521 Thank you. 910 00:47:40,458 --> 00:47:44,262 >>Your Eminence, can you tell us the mission 911 00:47:44,295 --> 00:47:46,297 of the Catholic Church? 912 00:47:46,331 --> 00:47:49,000 >>Well, I suppose broadly defined, 913 00:47:49,034 --> 00:47:50,768 it is to do the Lord's work. 914 00:47:50,801 --> 00:47:55,206 >>So saving souls, alleviating human suffering, 915 00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:56,807 that sort of thing. 916 00:47:56,841 --> 00:48:02,914 >>Yes, Mr. Frank, that sort of righteous and merciful thing. 917 00:48:02,948 --> 00:48:07,118 >>Bishop, do you have any idea how much the Catholic Church's 918 00:48:07,152 --> 00:48:09,587 holdings are worth? 919 00:48:09,620 --> 00:48:11,856 >>No, I do not. 920 00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:13,891 >>Course you don't. 921 00:48:13,925 --> 00:48:15,093 No one does. 922 00:48:15,126 --> 00:48:17,095 The church's assets are so vast, so 923 00:48:17,128 --> 00:48:21,266 swathed in secrecy as to be incalculable. 924 00:48:21,299 --> 00:48:24,002 Yet reliable estimates value the Vatican's holdings 925 00:48:24,035 --> 00:48:26,904 at being greater than the world's top five 926 00:48:26,938 --> 00:48:28,439 corporations combined. 927 00:48:28,473 --> 00:48:30,441 But of course, we'll never know, because the Vatican is not 928 00:48:30,475 --> 00:48:32,543 required to disclose any of its assets 929 00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:35,113 or pay a penny of taxes anywhere in the world. 930 00:48:35,146 --> 00:48:36,514 >>Objection. 931 00:48:36,547 --> 00:48:38,016 Your Honor, Mr. Frank is antagonizing the witness. 932 00:48:38,049 --> 00:48:39,317 The church is not on trial here. 933 00:48:39,350 --> 00:48:41,586 >>Is there a point to this, Mr. Frank? 934 00:48:41,619 --> 00:48:45,156 >>All I'm saying is if the Vatican is God's house, 935 00:48:45,190 --> 00:48:47,092 then he sure as hell can pay for my house! 936 00:48:47,125 --> 00:48:47,925 [laughter] 937 00:48:47,959 --> 00:48:49,160 He done the wrath. 938 00:48:49,194 --> 00:48:50,228 He can do the math. 939 00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:54,165 [chatter and laughter] 940 00:48:54,199 --> 00:48:55,100 [gavel pounding] 941 00:48:55,133 --> 00:48:55,866 >>Order. 942 00:48:58,336 --> 00:49:00,771 >>He's coming on a little bit stronger than expected. 943 00:49:00,805 --> 00:49:03,374 But his arguments are legally spurious at best. 944 00:49:03,408 --> 00:49:05,977 And when I present my case, I will bury him. 945 00:49:06,011 --> 00:49:08,246 >>It may be too late by that point. 946 00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:09,514 >>How do you mean? 947 00:49:09,547 --> 00:49:11,216 >>I just mean the man's becoming popular. 948 00:49:11,249 --> 00:49:14,119 We need to put a stop to this right now. 949 00:49:14,152 --> 00:49:17,355 >>And how do you propose we do that? 950 00:49:17,388 --> 00:49:20,658 >>By appealing to Mr. Frank's baser instincts. 951 00:49:24,029 --> 00:49:24,862 >>Moo shu pork? 952 00:49:38,776 --> 00:49:40,011 >>Ms. Levin. 953 00:49:40,045 --> 00:49:40,811 Please come in. 954 00:49:44,749 --> 00:49:47,618 Mr. Frank? 955 00:49:47,652 --> 00:49:49,820 Your 9:30's here. 956 00:49:49,854 --> 00:49:51,089 >>Huh? 957 00:49:51,122 --> 00:49:53,458 >>Shall I have Ms. Levin wait? 958 00:49:57,395 --> 00:50:00,165 >>So do you always work Saturdays? 959 00:50:00,198 --> 00:50:01,399 Isn't this the sabbath? 960 00:50:01,432 --> 00:50:03,034 >>Ah, well, I figure He'll forgive me. 961 00:50:03,068 --> 00:50:04,702 I'm working for Him, after all. 962 00:50:04,735 --> 00:50:07,838 >>Well, he's lucky to have such devoted counsel. 963 00:50:07,872 --> 00:50:10,608 There's nothing like being able to really believe 964 00:50:10,641 --> 00:50:13,010 in your client. 965 00:50:13,044 --> 00:50:14,279 What's that like? 966 00:50:14,312 --> 00:50:15,813 >>Mr. Frank, I have to give you credit. 967 00:50:15,846 --> 00:50:18,383 You have prosecuted this case very creatively. 968 00:50:18,416 --> 00:50:21,018 But do you really think you can win this thing? 969 00:50:21,052 --> 00:50:22,387 >>Well, I don't know. 970 00:50:22,420 --> 00:50:25,290 I mean, I may be a hopeless sinner, 971 00:50:25,323 --> 00:50:27,192 but I do believe in miracles. 972 00:50:27,225 --> 00:50:30,595 And if Jesus can walk on water, why 973 00:50:30,628 --> 00:50:36,334 can't I extract a little justice from the Florida legal system? 974 00:50:36,367 --> 00:50:39,537 >>Well, you know, it's not too late to drop the suit, 975 00:50:39,570 --> 00:50:43,674 claim moral victory, and walk away with your dignity intact. 976 00:50:43,708 --> 00:50:47,278 >>Do I look like a guy who gives a damn about dignity? 977 00:50:47,312 --> 00:50:50,315 Look, that tornado not only took my house, 978 00:50:50,348 --> 00:50:53,351 it also took my dog, my poor, noble Brutus, 979 00:50:53,384 --> 00:50:56,221 who pathetically was the only true companionship 980 00:50:56,254 --> 00:50:57,855 I had left in this world. 981 00:50:57,888 --> 00:50:59,056 And someone's gonna pay. 982 00:50:59,090 --> 00:51:00,625 And I think I smell fear. 983 00:51:00,658 --> 00:51:05,230 So give me one good reason why I should just walk away. 984 00:51:08,333 --> 00:51:09,700 >>How about 3 million reasons? 985 00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:14,505 We would demand an immediate release of liability 986 00:51:14,539 --> 00:51:18,743 and force a gag order. 987 00:51:18,776 --> 00:51:21,279 $3 million buys a lot of house, Mr. Frank. 988 00:51:21,312 --> 00:51:26,151 >>>>[laughing] So God's just trying 989 00:51:26,184 --> 00:51:29,120 to buy me off and shut me up. 990 00:51:29,154 --> 00:51:29,987 >>Sadly, yes. 991 00:51:33,057 --> 00:51:34,525 >>[chuckling] 992 00:51:36,627 --> 00:51:37,962 >>Well? 993 00:51:37,995 --> 00:51:39,297 What should I tell my clients? 994 00:51:50,808 --> 00:51:52,177 [splash] 995 00:51:52,210 --> 00:51:56,013 [music playing] 996 00:52:15,633 --> 00:52:17,202 >>Three million bucks? 997 00:52:17,235 --> 00:52:18,803 How dare you? 998 00:52:18,836 --> 00:52:24,008 You go back and tell God that my integrity is not for sale. 999 00:52:24,041 --> 00:52:27,678 >>I thought you had it surgically removed. 1000 00:52:27,712 --> 00:52:30,315 >>So did I. 1001 00:52:30,348 --> 00:52:33,050 >>Are you crazy? 1002 00:52:33,083 --> 00:52:33,884 Don't answer that. 1003 00:52:33,918 --> 00:52:35,320 It's rhetorical. 1004 00:52:35,353 --> 00:52:36,787 >>It's not just about the money. 1005 00:52:36,821 --> 00:52:37,988 >>Oh, yeah? 1006 00:52:38,022 --> 00:52:41,226 That's a pretty proud stand for a homeless guy. 1007 00:52:41,259 --> 00:52:42,993 >>Freedom's just another word for nothing 1008 00:52:43,027 --> 00:52:44,028 left to lose, amigo. 1009 00:52:44,061 --> 00:52:45,496 >>No. 1010 00:52:45,530 --> 00:52:47,598 Destitute is another word for nothing left to lose. 1011 00:52:47,632 --> 00:52:49,467 And since when do you live your life 1012 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:51,469 based on old Bob Dylan songs? 1013 00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:52,837 >>You just don't get it, man. 1014 00:52:52,870 --> 00:52:53,471 >>No. 1015 00:52:53,504 --> 00:52:54,605 I do get it. 1016 00:52:54,639 --> 00:52:55,240 You won. 1017 00:52:55,273 --> 00:52:56,073 Jackpot. 1018 00:52:56,106 --> 00:52:56,974 Ca-ching. 1019 00:52:57,007 --> 00:52:58,243 $3 million. 1020 00:52:58,276 --> 00:53:00,711 Why can't you take yes for an answer? 1021 00:53:04,349 --> 00:53:06,684 >>Kris Kristofferson. 1022 00:53:06,717 --> 00:53:08,319 >>What? 1023 00:53:08,353 --> 00:53:11,522 >>It was Kris Kristofferson who wrote "Me and Bobby McGee." 1024 00:53:11,556 --> 00:53:14,892 Although Janis Joplin had a huge hit with it. 1025 00:53:18,429 --> 00:53:20,298 >>Dude. 1026 00:53:20,331 --> 00:53:23,167 God wants to settle with you. 1027 00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:24,134 What more do you want? 1028 00:53:38,449 --> 00:53:42,420 >>This should be about the spot. 1029 00:53:42,453 --> 00:53:45,390 >>You sure? 1030 00:53:45,423 --> 00:53:47,525 >>You say that every time. 1031 00:54:36,974 --> 00:54:37,875 >>Next time. 1032 00:54:43,748 --> 00:54:48,786 >>David, fighting with God isn't gonna bring her back. 1033 00:55:04,168 --> 00:55:09,039 [inaudible muffled speech] 1034 00:55:36,367 --> 00:55:39,870 [inaudible muffled speech] 1035 00:55:42,940 --> 00:55:46,811 [crashing] 1036 00:55:48,513 --> 00:55:54,284 >>[inaudible muffled speech] But take comfort knowing that it is 1037 00:55:54,318 --> 00:55:58,288 God's will. [echoing] 1038 00:55:58,322 --> 00:56:00,958 >>Maybe he's just angry at God. 1039 00:56:00,991 --> 00:56:02,927 If he's willing to walk away from $3 million, 1040 00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:04,595 then he's obviously less mercenary 1041 00:56:04,629 --> 00:56:05,796 than we gave him credit for. 1042 00:56:05,830 --> 00:56:07,698 >>Or craves attention more than money. 1043 00:56:07,732 --> 00:56:10,134 >>Either way, he is not going to go away. 1044 00:56:10,167 --> 00:56:12,770 >>Which means we must prevail in court. 1045 00:56:12,803 --> 00:56:15,773 >>And you are certain that you will prevail? 1046 00:56:15,806 --> 00:56:18,909 >>I take my role as defender of God very seriously, Mr. Krauss. 1047 00:56:18,943 --> 00:56:21,812 And I have every confidence we will prevail. 1048 00:56:21,846 --> 00:56:23,414 Do you have a problem? 1049 00:56:23,448 --> 00:56:26,917 >>It's just that so far, none of the conventional strategies 1050 00:56:26,951 --> 00:56:28,018 have worked. 1051 00:56:28,052 --> 00:56:29,754 And I just feel that the unorthodox nature 1052 00:56:29,787 --> 00:56:32,389 of this litigation may require some more 1053 00:56:32,423 --> 00:56:34,925 unorthodox legal strategies. 1054 00:56:34,959 --> 00:56:38,395 >>What sort of strategies? 1055 00:56:38,429 --> 00:56:44,502 >>Consider for a moment there is no God. 1056 00:56:44,535 --> 00:56:45,903 I know. 1057 00:56:45,936 --> 00:56:48,539 But think about it, not as an existential question, 1058 00:56:48,573 --> 00:56:49,940 but as a game-changer. 1059 00:56:49,974 --> 00:56:53,143 The issue is no longer did God destroy his house, 1060 00:56:53,177 --> 00:56:56,280 but is there a God at all, shifting the burden of proof 1061 00:56:56,313 --> 00:56:57,682 on to Mr. Frank. 1062 00:56:57,715 --> 00:56:59,584 And as you gentlemen are well aware, 1063 00:56:59,617 --> 00:57:01,752 proving the existence of God is-- 1064 00:57:01,786 --> 00:57:04,855 forgive me-- quite impossible. 1065 00:57:04,889 --> 00:57:06,757 >>That's very clever, Mr. Krauss. 1066 00:57:06,791 --> 00:57:10,127 And while we appreciate the boldness of such a strategy, 1067 00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:13,664 I don't think denying the Lord is for us. 1068 00:57:13,698 --> 00:57:14,532 >>I understand that. 1069 00:57:14,565 --> 00:57:15,432 >>No. 1070 00:57:15,466 --> 00:57:17,201 I don't think you do. 1071 00:57:17,234 --> 00:57:20,304 We answer to a higher law, Mr. Krauss. 1072 00:57:20,337 --> 00:57:26,010 And if we deny the Lord to win, then we've lost everything. 1073 00:57:26,043 --> 00:57:30,447 So, we'll take our chance in court. 1074 00:57:30,481 --> 00:57:34,585 After all, God is on our side. 1075 00:57:34,619 --> 00:57:36,721 [chuckling] 1076 00:57:38,222 --> 00:57:40,457 [thunder clapping] 1077 00:57:40,491 --> 00:57:42,693 >>Why are you lying to them? 1078 00:57:42,727 --> 00:57:44,361 >>Excuse me? 1079 00:57:44,394 --> 00:57:47,832 >>You don't actually believe you're gonna win this, do you? 1080 00:57:47,865 --> 00:57:49,333 >>You know, for God's co-counsel, 1081 00:57:49,366 --> 00:57:50,668 you sure don't have much faith. 1082 00:57:50,701 --> 00:57:52,236 >>My faith isn't the issue here. 1083 00:57:52,269 --> 00:57:53,137 >>Thank God for that. 1084 00:57:53,170 --> 00:57:54,539 Are you atheism? 1085 00:57:54,572 --> 00:57:57,241 >>I simply want to win, which makes me wonder what exactly it 1086 00:57:57,274 --> 00:57:58,475 is you want. 1087 00:57:58,509 --> 00:58:00,244 >>You know, this might be hard for you to understand, Carl, 1088 00:58:00,277 --> 00:58:02,012 but this has everything to do with faith. 1089 00:58:02,046 --> 00:58:03,548 >>Oh, yeah. 1090 00:58:03,581 --> 00:58:05,149 I know. 1091 00:58:05,182 --> 00:58:07,585 You suddenly got real religious after that Breslin case 1092 00:58:07,618 --> 00:58:09,053 a few years, didn't you? 1093 00:58:13,724 --> 00:58:15,225 >>Is there a point here? 1094 00:58:15,259 --> 00:58:17,494 >>The point is this isn't about your personal atonement, 1095 00:58:17,528 --> 00:58:18,763 sweetheart. 1096 00:58:18,796 --> 00:58:20,565 It's about money, potentially a great deal 1097 00:58:20,598 --> 00:58:21,899 of my client's money. 1098 00:58:21,932 --> 00:58:24,635 So instead of exorcising your personal demons, 1099 00:58:24,669 --> 00:58:26,203 you better start doing what you need 1100 00:58:26,236 --> 00:58:29,907 to do to quash this thing now or else get out of the way. 1101 00:58:34,779 --> 00:58:37,982 [thunder clapping] 1102 00:58:48,993 --> 00:58:50,861 >>I guess we always knew this day was coming, 1103 00:58:50,895 --> 00:58:56,466 but-- but we keep praying for a miracle, you know? 1104 00:59:02,039 --> 00:59:03,641 Oh yeah, that's right. 1105 00:59:03,674 --> 00:59:05,576 I forgot you don't believe in prayers. 1106 00:59:05,610 --> 00:59:06,844 >>Hey. 1107 00:59:06,877 --> 00:59:08,913 >>You know, here I am praying for the life of my baby girl, 1108 00:59:08,946 --> 00:59:10,514 and you're out there on TV mocking Him! 1109 00:59:10,547 --> 00:59:11,916 >>That has nothing to do with-- 1110 00:59:11,949 --> 00:59:13,050 >>How do you know? 1111 00:59:13,083 --> 00:59:14,785 What if it has everything to do with this? (YELLING) 1112 00:59:14,819 --> 00:59:16,086 Did you ever think about that, brother? 1113 00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:16,386 >>Billy. 1114 00:59:16,420 --> 00:59:17,021 >>Huh? 1115 00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:17,788 >>Hey, don't do this. 1116 00:59:17,822 --> 00:59:18,422 Don't do this. 1117 00:59:18,455 --> 00:59:19,023 >>Sh. 1118 00:59:19,056 --> 00:59:19,890 Sh. 1119 00:59:19,924 --> 00:59:20,524 >>You know there's nothing I wouldn't 1120 00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:22,292 do for that little girl. 1121 00:59:25,562 --> 00:59:29,499 [music playing] 1122 00:59:52,189 --> 00:59:55,259 >>Please, God, have mercy on me. 1123 00:59:59,864 --> 01:00:00,798 Give me strength. 1124 01:00:07,838 --> 01:00:08,906 I'm scared. 1125 01:00:11,575 --> 01:00:17,181 I'm afraid that I'm unworthy of the faith that's 1126 01:00:17,214 --> 01:00:18,115 been put in me. 1127 01:00:21,318 --> 01:00:22,086 Please. 1128 01:00:28,325 --> 01:00:30,995 Help me understand why I feel so alone. 1129 01:00:50,715 --> 01:00:52,950 >>How you doing, big guy? 1130 01:00:52,983 --> 01:00:54,785 Bet you're surprised to see me, huh? 1131 01:00:54,819 --> 01:00:58,155 Yeah, well, that makes two of us. 1132 01:01:01,258 --> 01:01:04,962 Look, I don't really know how this works, but, uh, I 1133 01:01:04,995 --> 01:01:06,396 read your book, though. 1134 01:01:06,430 --> 01:01:07,031 It was good. 1135 01:01:07,064 --> 01:01:09,700 [thunder clapping] 1136 01:01:09,734 --> 01:01:15,272 Look, I-- I know I'm the last guy to be asking any favors, 1137 01:01:15,305 --> 01:01:25,349 but if you are up there, please, please help little Lucy. 1138 01:01:25,349 --> 01:01:34,859 but if you are up there, please, please help little Lucy. 1139 01:01:34,892 --> 01:01:35,893 I'll do anything. 1140 01:01:35,926 --> 01:01:39,029 I'll-- I'll join a monastery. 1141 01:01:39,063 --> 01:01:42,132 I'll-- I'll do charity work for lepers. 1142 01:01:44,401 --> 01:01:45,202 Wait. 1143 01:01:45,235 --> 01:01:47,537 Do lepers even exist anymore? 1144 01:01:47,571 --> 01:01:48,538 Whatever. 1145 01:01:48,572 --> 01:01:50,440 My ass is yours. 1146 01:01:54,478 --> 01:01:55,980 I'm begging here. 1147 01:01:56,013 --> 01:02:00,417 [thunder clapping] 1148 01:02:00,450 --> 01:02:02,486 >>Do you believe in God, Mr. Frank? 1149 01:02:06,190 --> 01:02:08,192 >>Is this an essay question? 1150 01:02:08,225 --> 01:02:11,261 >>No, it's a yes or no question. 1151 01:02:11,295 --> 01:02:13,063 Do you believe in God or don't you? 1152 01:02:20,037 --> 01:02:30,247 >>I believe if God does exist He could totally 1153 01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:33,818 kick Superman's ass in a fight. 1154 01:02:33,851 --> 01:02:35,119 >>Funny. 1155 01:02:35,152 --> 01:02:39,056 Seems that you find God and religious faith 1156 01:02:39,089 --> 01:02:41,525 a source of great amusement. 1157 01:02:41,558 --> 01:02:45,429 Is this all just a big joke to you, Mr. Frank? 1158 01:02:45,462 --> 01:02:47,932 >>Actually, I don't-- I don't think this is funny at all. 1159 01:02:47,965 --> 01:02:48,765 >>Right. 1160 01:02:48,799 --> 01:02:50,367 But here you are suing God, an entity 1161 01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:52,369 whom you don't appear to believe exists. 1162 01:02:52,402 --> 01:02:54,671 Some might consider this suit a cynical attempt 1163 01:02:54,704 --> 01:02:57,574 to extort money from these religious groups, money that 1164 01:02:57,607 --> 01:03:00,610 would otherwise be spent helping the truly needy instead 1165 01:03:00,644 --> 01:03:03,013 of rebuilding the estates of high-priced attorneys 1166 01:03:03,047 --> 01:03:03,981 like yourself. 1167 01:03:09,353 --> 01:03:12,156 Do you believe in anything at all, Mr. Frank? 1168 01:03:15,692 --> 01:03:22,132 >>I believe that good digestion is the key 1169 01:03:22,166 --> 01:03:23,300 to health and happiness. 1170 01:03:26,570 --> 01:03:29,006 I believe that the Clash is the greatest rock and roll 1171 01:03:29,039 --> 01:03:31,876 band ever. 1172 01:03:31,909 --> 01:03:37,547 I believe in the laws of physics and that Einstein's theory 1173 01:03:37,581 --> 01:03:39,749 of relativity is the single greatest 1174 01:03:39,783 --> 01:03:43,353 insight of the 20th century. 1175 01:03:43,387 --> 01:03:45,956 I believe with the-- the right defensive line, 1176 01:03:45,990 --> 01:03:47,925 the Buccaneers could go all the way, 1177 01:03:47,958 --> 01:03:49,593 and the disparity between the salaries 1178 01:03:49,626 --> 01:03:52,462 of professional athletes and public school teachers 1179 01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:53,931 is obscene. 1180 01:03:53,964 --> 01:03:58,202 I believe money doesn't buy happiness, 1181 01:03:58,235 --> 01:04:00,704 but it does buy freedom. 1182 01:04:00,737 --> 01:04:02,806 I believe in buying and holding companies 1183 01:04:02,839 --> 01:04:04,841 with solid fundamentals. 1184 01:04:04,875 --> 01:04:06,843 I believe in brushing before bedtime. 1185 01:04:06,877 --> 01:04:10,780 I believe in ghosts but not UFOs, crop circles and Bigfoot. 1186 01:04:10,814 --> 01:04:14,851 And I believe the greatest evidence of divine providence 1187 01:04:14,885 --> 01:04:16,853 is the gift of being able to truly, 1188 01:04:16,887 --> 01:04:23,060 selflessly, and tenaciously love another human being. 1189 01:04:23,093 --> 01:04:25,029 You still haven't answered my question. 1190 01:04:25,062 --> 01:04:26,463 >>Perhaps I don't understand the question. 1191 01:04:26,496 --> 01:04:28,432 Then again, maybe you don't understand the question. 1192 01:04:28,465 --> 01:04:30,367 >>The question is, how can you blame God 1193 01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:33,003 for destroying your home when you don't even 1194 01:04:33,037 --> 01:04:36,173 believe that He exists? 1195 01:04:36,206 --> 01:04:38,275 >>I don't know if He exists or not. 1196 01:04:38,308 --> 01:04:40,610 You know, maybe I'm faith-challenged. 1197 01:04:40,644 --> 01:04:45,782 But if He does exist, yeah, I blame Him. 1198 01:04:45,815 --> 01:04:47,617 I blame Him for everything. 1199 01:04:47,651 --> 01:04:50,387 I blame Him for my house, for my dog, 1200 01:04:50,420 --> 01:04:53,323 for letting innocent children suffer and die. 1201 01:04:53,357 --> 01:04:56,360 I blame Him for all the horrible tragedies in this stinking 1202 01:04:56,393 --> 01:05:00,364 world He created, for all the war and atrocities, 1203 01:05:00,397 --> 01:05:03,267 for all the killing and death done in His name. 1204 01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:06,536 And I'm sick and tired of people making excuses for Him, 1205 01:05:06,570 --> 01:05:09,506 thinking He is always righteous and there 1206 01:05:09,539 --> 01:05:12,309 has to be a purpose behind every horrible tragedy. 1207 01:05:12,342 --> 01:05:15,145 I'm sorry, but bad things happen to good people, 1208 01:05:15,179 --> 01:05:16,746 good things happen to bad people, 1209 01:05:16,780 --> 01:05:18,949 and horrible things happen to innocent people. 1210 01:05:18,983 --> 01:05:21,818 Shit happens. 1211 01:05:21,851 --> 01:05:26,290 And I don't know how to find any meaning in it. 1212 01:05:26,323 --> 01:05:28,625 So I'm left with two choices. 1213 01:05:28,658 --> 01:05:33,730 Either God is cruel, or He doesn't exist. 1214 01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:45,275 And quite frankly, most of the time, it is a hell of a lot 1215 01:05:45,309 --> 01:05:48,812 easier to believe the latter. 1216 01:05:48,845 --> 01:05:51,181 >>That, of course the emotional testimony today 1217 01:05:51,215 --> 01:05:53,650 from David Frank's lawsuit against God, 1218 01:05:53,683 --> 01:05:55,885 a trial that's garnered national attention 1219 01:05:55,919 --> 01:05:57,287 and triggered heated debate. 1220 01:05:57,321 --> 01:05:58,722 And while Mr. Frank is becoming sort 1221 01:05:58,755 --> 01:06:01,992 of a spokesman for a lot of disenfranchised people, 1222 01:06:02,026 --> 01:06:03,893 he has also inflamed a lot of anger, 1223 01:06:03,927 --> 01:06:07,197 especially among evangelical Christians and others who 1224 01:06:07,231 --> 01:06:08,632 have been very vocal in their-- 1225 01:06:08,665 --> 01:06:10,534 >>Spokesman for the disenfranchised. 1226 01:06:10,567 --> 01:06:12,736 This clown's turning my courtroom into a circus. 1227 01:06:12,769 --> 01:06:14,838 >>That's why you need to stop this now. 1228 01:06:14,871 --> 01:06:17,674 >>I can't just stop a trial, Luis, especially one 1229 01:06:17,707 --> 01:06:18,642 as high profile as this. 1230 01:06:18,675 --> 01:06:20,444 And may I remind you that you are the one who 1231 01:06:20,477 --> 01:06:21,611 advised me to hear this case? 1232 01:06:21,645 --> 01:06:23,447 >>And now I'm advising you to kill this 1233 01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:25,115 before it gets to the jury. 1234 01:06:25,149 --> 01:06:26,816 If Frank prevails, you will forever 1235 01:06:26,850 --> 01:06:30,220 be known as the liberal judge who ruled against God. 1236 01:06:30,254 --> 01:06:31,755 You wouldn't be elected dog catcher. 1237 01:06:34,591 --> 01:06:36,660 >>The defense has raised the issue of jurisdiction. 1238 01:06:36,693 --> 01:06:38,628 The court has reviewed the issue and concluded 1239 01:06:38,662 --> 01:06:40,830 that while, in fact, it does have jurisdiction 1240 01:06:40,864 --> 01:06:43,767 over the action at hand, it may lack personal jurisdiction 1241 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:46,670 over the primary defendant, God Almighty. 1242 01:06:46,703 --> 01:06:48,672 And since the defendant is not present, 1243 01:06:48,705 --> 01:06:50,274 is not known to make Seminole County 1244 01:06:50,307 --> 01:06:53,577 his primary business location, I have no choice 1245 01:06:53,610 --> 01:06:56,280 but to restrict the arguments to those addressing 1246 01:06:56,313 --> 01:06:58,148 the defendants present. 1247 01:06:58,182 --> 01:07:00,850 Any and all references to God and His actions 1248 01:07:00,884 --> 01:07:02,452 will be excluded. 1249 01:07:02,486 --> 01:07:05,989 The jury is now instructed to disregard all such references. 1250 01:07:06,022 --> 01:07:08,325 >>Your Honor, with all due respect, 1251 01:07:08,358 --> 01:07:10,994 how am I supposed to conduct a suit against God 1252 01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:12,596 without referencing God? 1253 01:07:12,629 --> 01:07:15,199 >>Mr. Frank, this court has given you a tremendous amount 1254 01:07:15,232 --> 01:07:16,866 of latitude in prosecuting God. 1255 01:07:16,900 --> 01:07:19,169 But if the accused is not present to defend Himself, 1256 01:07:19,203 --> 01:07:22,572 this court will simply not allow Him to be party to this suit. 1257 01:07:22,606 --> 01:07:25,275 >>So what do you want, a burning bush? 1258 01:07:25,309 --> 01:07:26,876 >>Save it for appeal. 1259 01:07:26,910 --> 01:07:28,878 >>Why are you doing this? 1260 01:07:28,912 --> 01:07:29,846 [gavel pounding] 1261 01:07:29,879 --> 01:07:30,814 >>Order. 1262 01:07:30,847 --> 01:07:32,015 >>Why are you doing this? 1263 01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:32,849 >>Order. 1264 01:07:32,882 --> 01:07:34,718 [gavel pounding] 1265 01:07:35,519 --> 01:07:37,954 >>Man, I am screwed. 1266 01:07:37,987 --> 01:07:40,090 Without God, I got nothing. 1267 01:07:40,124 --> 01:07:42,459 He's killing me. 1268 01:07:42,492 --> 01:07:44,694 >>Killing would be merciful. 1269 01:07:44,728 --> 01:07:49,199 He's just crippling you, letting you limp along mortally wounded 1270 01:07:49,233 --> 01:07:50,534 and bleeding. 1271 01:07:50,567 --> 01:07:52,736 >>Why don't we challenge personal jurisdictional 1272 01:07:52,769 --> 01:07:54,338 on quasi and rem? 1273 01:07:58,308 --> 01:08:00,076 Shaffer versus Heitner, the Supreme Court 1274 01:08:00,110 --> 01:08:02,679 ruled that minimum dealings with the form jurisdiction 1275 01:08:02,712 --> 01:08:05,315 may be sufficient to exercise personal jurisdiction 1276 01:08:05,349 --> 01:08:06,916 over an individual or corporation 1277 01:08:06,950 --> 01:08:09,319 with which the state has no ties or relations. 1278 01:08:12,622 --> 01:08:14,491 I've been thinking about going to law school. 1279 01:08:14,524 --> 01:08:15,525 >>Well, you know what? 1280 01:08:15,559 --> 01:08:17,327 You'd make an amazing lawyer. 1281 01:08:17,361 --> 01:08:19,028 >>Damn right I would. 1282 01:08:19,062 --> 01:08:20,264 Thank you. 1283 01:08:20,297 --> 01:08:21,731 >>De nada. 1284 01:08:21,765 --> 01:08:23,367 >>That's great, Gina, but what they don't teach you 1285 01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:26,903 in law school is that if the judge wants you to lose, 1286 01:08:26,936 --> 01:08:28,071 you're gonna lose. 1287 01:08:28,104 --> 01:08:29,706 >>I did a judge once. 1288 01:08:29,739 --> 01:08:31,007 I've been screwed by justice. 1289 01:08:33,643 --> 01:08:36,246 >>It's time to punt, partner. 1290 01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:39,783 >>Fourth and goal? 1291 01:08:39,816 --> 01:08:42,586 >>David, grab the money before it goes away. 1292 01:08:49,659 --> 01:08:51,060 >>At this point, my clients are only 1293 01:08:51,094 --> 01:08:53,330 willing to offer the replacement value of the house 1294 01:08:53,363 --> 01:08:58,168 as stipulated in the original policy, $275,000. 1295 01:08:58,202 --> 01:09:01,771 >>That's a pretty steep discount from $3 million two days ago. 1296 01:09:01,805 --> 01:09:04,374 >>Well. 1297 01:09:04,408 --> 01:09:05,909 Things have changed. 1298 01:09:11,014 --> 01:09:14,050 God saved me from drinking. 1299 01:09:14,083 --> 01:09:16,620 >>I see. 1300 01:09:16,653 --> 01:09:21,591 >>But Rabbi, how could I represent Him? 1301 01:09:21,625 --> 01:09:26,530 >>Ms. Levin, I've been in this business a long time. 1302 01:09:26,563 --> 01:09:31,501 And I've experienced my share of crises of faith. 1303 01:09:31,535 --> 01:09:37,474 And all I can tell you is God is a verb. 1304 01:09:53,323 --> 01:09:56,260 >>Hey. 1305 01:09:56,293 --> 01:10:00,096 You got a birthday coming up. 1306 01:10:00,129 --> 01:10:04,401 When you get out of here, I wanna take you to, 1307 01:10:04,434 --> 01:10:07,604 uh-- to Disneyland. 1308 01:10:07,637 --> 01:10:12,041 Not Disney World, but the original in California. 1309 01:10:17,046 --> 01:10:18,548 [sighing] 1310 01:10:20,183 --> 01:10:24,254 >>Why can't you pick on someone your own size, huh? 1311 01:10:24,288 --> 01:10:25,655 Take me. 1312 01:10:25,689 --> 01:10:29,025 Cause I deserve it. 1313 01:10:29,058 --> 01:10:31,728 >>You shouldn't say bad things to God. 1314 01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:38,502 >>Hey, honey. 1315 01:10:38,535 --> 01:10:41,538 I-- I-- I didn't know you were listening. 1316 01:10:41,571 --> 01:10:44,508 >>God is always listening. 1317 01:10:44,541 --> 01:10:49,012 [music playing] 1318 01:10:56,085 --> 01:10:57,454 >>How'd you do? 1319 01:10:57,487 --> 01:11:00,089 >>I got three Qurans, four Bibles, Talmud, 1320 01:11:00,123 --> 01:11:01,358 Zohar, illustrated I Ching. 1321 01:11:01,391 --> 01:11:03,159 And a new translation of the Upanishads 1322 01:11:03,192 --> 01:11:05,929 is coming by expedited shipping in the morning. 1323 01:11:05,962 --> 01:11:07,864 >>OK, you take these, I'll take the rest, 1324 01:11:07,897 --> 01:11:09,433 and we'll meet somewhere around Turkestan. 1325 01:11:09,466 --> 01:11:10,534 It's gonna be a long night. 1326 01:11:10,567 --> 01:11:11,835 >>No problem, hefe. 1327 01:11:11,868 --> 01:11:15,038 I'm used to working nights. 1328 01:11:15,071 --> 01:11:19,042 [music playing] 1329 01:11:20,043 --> 01:11:21,745 >>Smite the blasphemer! 1330 01:11:21,778 --> 01:11:24,314 Smite the blasphemer! 1331 01:11:24,348 --> 01:11:26,316 Smite the blasphemer! 1332 01:11:26,350 --> 01:11:27,851 Smite the blasphemer! 1333 01:11:31,955 --> 01:11:36,826 [chatter] 1334 01:11:47,704 --> 01:11:52,576 >>All rise for the Honorable Justice Jordan Randall. 1335 01:11:52,609 --> 01:11:53,710 >>Be seated. 1336 01:11:57,747 --> 01:11:59,883 >>Your Honor, both parties have reached an agreement, 1337 01:11:59,916 --> 01:12:02,185 and we would like to move for an immediate dismissal 1338 01:12:02,218 --> 01:12:03,152 at this time. 1339 01:12:03,186 --> 01:12:04,988 >>Is this true, Mr. Frank? 1340 01:12:09,793 --> 01:12:11,728 >>It was, Your Honor. 1341 01:12:11,761 --> 01:12:16,065 [gasping] [chatter] 1342 01:12:16,099 --> 01:12:22,171 At this time, I would like to enter into evidence this King 1343 01:12:22,205 --> 01:12:25,675 James Bible as exhibit A, wherein it states, Psalms 1344 01:12:25,709 --> 01:12:28,378 139, verse 7, and I quote, "Where can I 1345 01:12:28,412 --> 01:12:30,313 go from your spirit? 1346 01:12:30,346 --> 01:12:31,915 Where can I flee from your presence? 1347 01:12:31,948 --> 01:12:34,651 If I go up to the heavens, you are there. 1348 01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:36,886 If I make my bed in the depths, you are there. 1349 01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:38,822 If I rise on the wings of the dawn, 1350 01:12:38,855 --> 01:12:41,625 if I settle on the far side of the sea, 1351 01:12:41,658 --> 01:12:45,962 even there your hand will guide me." 1352 01:12:45,995 --> 01:12:50,500 Exhibit B, the Al Quran, in which the prophet Muhammad 1353 01:12:50,534 --> 01:12:54,037 tells us, "To God belong the east and the west, 1354 01:12:54,070 --> 01:12:57,073 with us wherever you turn, there is the presence of Hi. 1355 01:12:57,106 --> 01:13:00,243 God is with you wheresoever you go." 1356 01:13:00,276 --> 01:13:05,314 Exhibit C, the Old Testament, Jeremiah verse 23, 1357 01:13:05,348 --> 01:13:08,818 "'Do you think that I am some local deity?' the Lord asked. 1358 01:13:08,852 --> 01:13:12,188 'Do you really think anyone can hide himself where I cannot see 1359 01:13:12,221 --> 01:13:13,723 him?' the Lord asks. 1360 01:13:13,757 --> 01:13:18,762 'Do you not know that I am everywhere?'" Exhibits D to Z, 1361 01:13:18,795 --> 01:13:22,666 sacred texts from religions all around the world confirming 1362 01:13:22,699 --> 01:13:29,405 the same truth, that God is, in fact, omnipresent. 1363 01:13:29,439 --> 01:13:30,940 He is everywhere. 1364 01:13:30,974 --> 01:13:33,877 Therefore, not only was he present and doing business 1365 01:13:33,910 --> 01:13:36,880 in the state of Florida the night my house was destroyed, 1366 01:13:36,913 --> 01:13:40,717 but the Almighty is right here in this courtroom right now, 1367 01:13:40,750 --> 01:13:43,520 and He has been for this entire trial. 1368 01:13:43,553 --> 01:13:45,622 And unless the defense wants to challenge 1369 01:13:45,655 --> 01:13:47,591 the validity of these sacred texts, 1370 01:13:47,624 --> 01:13:49,893 then the Almighty is, in fact, present. 1371 01:13:49,926 --> 01:13:54,163 And the personal jurisdiction exclusion simply cannot apply 1372 01:13:54,197 --> 01:13:55,098 to this trial. 1373 01:13:55,131 --> 01:13:56,065 [gavel pounding] 1374 01:13:56,099 --> 01:13:57,066 >>Objection! 1375 01:13:57,100 --> 01:13:58,434 Your Honor, the plaintiff is once again 1376 01:13:58,468 --> 01:13:59,703 trying to use rhetorical gimmicks 1377 01:13:59,736 --> 01:14:01,104 to distort the facts of this case 1378 01:14:01,137 --> 01:14:02,706 and renege on the agreed settlement. 1379 01:14:02,739 --> 01:14:03,573 >>Gimmicks? 1380 01:14:03,607 --> 01:14:04,574 This is no gimmick. 1381 01:14:04,608 --> 01:14:06,142 This is the big truth, man. 1382 01:14:06,175 --> 01:14:09,979 If these are acts of God, then let God be held accountable! 1383 01:14:10,013 --> 01:14:13,049 Omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent-- 1384 01:14:13,082 --> 01:14:16,720 he knows everything, he can do anything, he is everywhere, 1385 01:14:16,753 --> 01:14:19,422 and I reserve the right to call God to the stand. 1386 01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:20,657 Can I get a witness? 1387 01:14:20,690 --> 01:14:21,491 >>Yeah! 1388 01:14:21,525 --> 01:14:22,391 >>Halleleujah! 1389 01:14:22,425 --> 01:14:23,960 >>Halleleujah! 1390 01:14:23,993 --> 01:14:27,196 [chatter] 1391 01:14:30,233 --> 01:14:32,035 >>Ah, you should have seen me in there. 1392 01:14:34,904 --> 01:14:36,906 Man, I kicked some biblical ass. 1393 01:14:40,309 --> 01:14:45,682 You probably would have just laughed that funny little snort 1394 01:14:45,715 --> 01:14:46,650 of yours. 1395 01:14:50,854 --> 01:14:55,692 [phone buzzing] 1396 01:14:55,725 --> 01:14:58,027 [beep] 1397 01:14:58,061 --> 01:14:59,896 I'm sorry, Ms. Levin, but it's the Sabbath, 1398 01:14:59,929 --> 01:15:02,198 and, uh, I'm afraid I'm forbidden from doing 1399 01:15:02,231 --> 01:15:03,733 any work after sundown. 1400 01:15:03,767 --> 01:15:07,604 So any business is gonna have to wait until Monday. 1401 01:15:07,637 --> 01:15:09,005 >>(SLURRING) No, no, Mr. Frank, I'm 1402 01:15:09,038 --> 01:15:13,076 not gonna be there on Monday. 1403 01:15:13,109 --> 01:15:14,410 >>What are you talking about? 1404 01:15:14,443 --> 01:15:17,113 >>(SLURRING) I'm-- I'm not-- I'm off the case. 1405 01:15:17,146 --> 01:15:21,918 And I'm just calling to warn you, Mr. Frank, 1406 01:15:21,951 --> 01:15:27,090 in the interest of full bipartisan disclosure 1407 01:15:27,123 --> 01:15:34,363 that Carl is gonna bust your kneecaps, my friend. 1408 01:15:34,397 --> 01:15:37,066 >>So you're-- what? 1409 01:15:37,100 --> 01:15:38,635 You're just walking away? 1410 01:15:38,668 --> 01:15:39,803 >>Mhm. (SLURRING) I am. 1411 01:15:39,836 --> 01:15:42,405 I'm turning my back on God. 1412 01:15:42,438 --> 01:15:46,075 I am no longer God's lawyer. 1413 01:15:46,109 --> 01:15:46,876 >>Uh-huh. 1414 01:15:49,478 --> 01:15:51,080 Are you OK? 1415 01:15:51,114 --> 01:15:52,381 >>Yeah. 1416 01:15:52,415 --> 01:15:53,917 I'm good. 1417 01:15:53,950 --> 01:15:58,988 (SLURRING) I mean, I could use some pizza with ham on it, 1418 01:15:59,022 --> 01:16:02,291 maybe some-- you know, why don't you throw some shrimp on 1419 01:16:02,325 --> 01:16:03,126 there too, right? 1420 01:16:03,159 --> 01:16:04,093 Shabbat Shalom. 1421 01:16:04,127 --> 01:16:06,295 >>OK, here's what I need you to do. 1422 01:16:06,329 --> 01:16:09,899 You need to give me your address and step away from the phone. 1423 01:16:09,933 --> 01:16:11,500 >>(SLURRING) don't think that that's 1424 01:16:11,534 --> 01:16:12,969 a very good idea, Mr. Frank. 1425 01:16:13,002 --> 01:16:14,470 >>Ms. Levin, anyone willing to put 1426 01:16:14,503 --> 01:16:18,608 ham and shrimp on the same pizza is a ticking time bomb. 1427 01:16:18,642 --> 01:16:19,976 I know what I'm doing. 1428 01:16:20,009 --> 01:16:22,311 >>[chuckling] Hm. 1429 01:16:33,222 --> 01:16:35,058 [sighing] 1430 01:16:38,527 --> 01:16:40,096 [screaming] 1431 01:16:40,129 --> 01:16:41,030 [thud] 1432 01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:44,333 >>Morning. 1433 01:16:51,941 --> 01:16:56,112 Oh, man, Manischewitz. 1434 01:16:56,145 --> 01:16:57,446 >>Please. 1435 01:16:57,480 --> 01:16:59,582 Please. 1436 01:16:59,615 --> 01:17:01,184 >>Sorry. 1437 01:17:01,217 --> 01:17:06,656 >>Look, um, I appreciate your help, but, uh, 1438 01:17:06,690 --> 01:17:08,591 could you please just leave me alone? 1439 01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:11,194 >>I tell you what, why don't we have a quick bite, 1440 01:17:11,227 --> 01:17:14,931 and then you got the rest of the day to beat yourself up. 1441 01:17:19,568 --> 01:17:22,005 >>Why are you doing this? 1442 01:17:22,038 --> 01:17:23,472 >>Because you need protein. 1443 01:17:28,812 --> 01:17:31,280 >>If I eat this, do you swear to never mentioned 1444 01:17:31,314 --> 01:17:34,417 the events of the last 12 hours to another living soul? 1445 01:17:34,450 --> 01:17:35,952 >>So help me God. 1446 01:17:46,362 --> 01:17:47,230 >>You got skills. 1447 01:17:49,799 --> 01:17:51,534 >>Yeah, I like to cook. 1448 01:17:51,567 --> 01:17:54,838 Usually just for me and my dog, but Brutus, 1449 01:17:54,871 --> 01:18:00,076 he doesn't love garlic, which, um, makes it pretty limiting. 1450 01:18:00,109 --> 01:18:01,444 How do you feel about garlic? 1451 01:18:01,477 --> 01:18:02,311 >>Love it. 1452 01:18:05,915 --> 01:18:07,483 So nothing happened last night? 1453 01:18:11,154 --> 01:18:17,260 >>Well, if you call puking your guts up nothing. 1454 01:18:17,293 --> 01:18:20,129 Personally, I consider it a very intimate thing. 1455 01:18:20,163 --> 01:18:22,866 >>You consider that intimacy? 1456 01:18:22,899 --> 01:18:24,400 >>Well, yeah. 1457 01:18:24,433 --> 01:18:26,702 I mean, when you get to see someone at their worst, 1458 01:18:26,736 --> 01:18:30,874 you really get to see them. 1459 01:18:30,907 --> 01:18:32,641 And last night, I got to see a lot. 1460 01:18:35,511 --> 01:18:36,679 >>Yeah. 1461 01:18:36,712 --> 01:18:44,220 What did you see, a, uh, wretched, weak hypocrite? 1462 01:18:49,658 --> 01:18:52,328 >>I saw an amateur. 1463 01:18:56,599 --> 01:19:00,003 >>Who gets drunk off sweet wine? 1464 01:19:00,036 --> 01:19:01,537 >>That's all I had. 1465 01:19:04,440 --> 01:19:08,611 >>I will say you're a sweet drunk. 1466 01:19:14,317 --> 01:19:16,786 >>Are you flirting with me? 1467 01:19:16,820 --> 01:19:17,553 >>Hm. 1468 01:19:20,523 --> 01:19:21,257 I don't know. 1469 01:19:24,794 --> 01:19:31,868 >>Look, David, um, I don't know what you're still doing here, 1470 01:19:31,901 --> 01:19:33,937 but I think you should do us both a favor 1471 01:19:33,970 --> 01:19:38,607 and just run away as fast as you can. 1472 01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:58,594 >>You probably-- probably have a lot of work 1473 01:19:58,627 --> 01:20:01,831 to do, prepare for your closing argument. 1474 01:20:01,865 --> 01:20:03,399 >>Yeah. 1475 01:20:03,432 --> 01:20:07,736 And, uh, you probably have a lot of, uh, self-loathing to do. 1476 01:20:07,770 --> 01:20:08,704 >>Yeah. 1477 01:20:08,737 --> 01:20:10,974 Get right on that. 1478 01:20:11,007 --> 01:20:13,843 >>If you need any help, just give me a call. 1479 01:20:13,877 --> 01:20:15,378 I'm pretty good at loathing. 1480 01:20:15,411 --> 01:20:16,045 >>Mhm. 1481 01:20:16,079 --> 01:20:16,946 Thank you. 1482 01:20:16,980 --> 01:20:18,547 That's very generous. 1483 01:20:18,581 --> 01:20:20,649 >>Happy to help, loser. 1484 01:20:20,683 --> 01:20:21,951 >>[chuckling] 1485 01:20:21,985 --> 01:20:23,619 >>Just a taste. 1486 01:20:23,652 --> 01:20:24,487 >>You're good. 1487 01:20:34,998 --> 01:20:36,565 >>Hey. 1488 01:20:36,599 --> 01:20:38,401 There's actually a launch out at the Cape tomorrow morning. 1489 01:20:38,434 --> 01:20:44,207 Any chance you want to-- you know, check it out? 1490 01:20:44,240 --> 01:20:50,113 >>That sounds like a really, really terrible idea. 1491 01:20:50,146 --> 01:20:54,283 >>True, but it's really, really awesome. 1492 01:20:57,753 --> 01:21:02,091 [music playing] 1493 01:21:04,293 --> 01:21:07,363 >>I can't decide if you're brave or stupid. 1494 01:21:12,201 --> 01:21:17,140 >>Is it bravery when you've got nothing to lose? 1495 01:21:17,173 --> 01:21:18,674 >>There's always something to lose. 1496 01:21:28,117 --> 01:21:30,886 >>Just over there about six miles. 1497 01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:34,423 You can just make it out. 1498 01:21:34,457 --> 01:21:35,458 >>Yeah. 1499 01:21:35,491 --> 01:21:36,225 I see it. 1500 01:21:41,430 --> 01:21:48,571 >>After my wife died, I started coming out here. 1501 01:21:48,604 --> 01:21:50,106 I'd watch the sun go down, stay up 1502 01:21:50,139 --> 01:21:52,608 all night looking at the stars. 1503 01:21:52,641 --> 01:21:54,677 Then in the morning I'd watch the liftoff. 1504 01:21:59,382 --> 01:22:02,618 You know, the ancients used to look up into the night sky 1505 01:22:02,651 --> 01:22:06,689 and they'd see gods. 1506 01:22:06,722 --> 01:22:12,361 Even astronauts had religious experiences out in space. 1507 01:22:12,395 --> 01:22:14,497 Maybe heaven really is up there. 1508 01:22:20,236 --> 01:22:26,375 The world just became incredibly dull. 1509 01:22:26,409 --> 01:22:30,679 For years I managed to sustain myself on anger and self-pity 1510 01:22:30,713 --> 01:22:43,092 alone, but I just don't know what the point is. 1511 01:22:43,126 --> 01:22:44,627 >>Maybe there is no point. 1512 01:22:52,101 --> 01:22:53,669 >>How can you say that? 1513 01:22:53,702 --> 01:22:58,174 >>Because who knows? 1514 01:23:06,482 --> 01:23:10,453 Do you remember the Breslin case a few years ago? 1515 01:23:10,486 --> 01:23:12,555 >>The guy who killed those kids? 1516 01:23:17,593 --> 01:23:18,494 >>I knew. 1517 01:23:22,765 --> 01:23:25,901 I knew he was a killer, and I got him off. 1518 01:23:25,934 --> 01:23:26,802 But I knew. 1519 01:23:33,242 --> 01:23:37,580 >>You were just doing your job. 1520 01:23:37,613 --> 01:23:40,183 >>That's what I told myself. 1521 01:23:40,216 --> 01:23:41,617 And for a long time, it worked. 1522 01:23:41,650 --> 01:23:45,688 But... Just have to stay numb. 1523 01:23:49,092 --> 01:23:50,393 Not this time. 1524 01:23:50,426 --> 01:23:55,698 Just-- I couldn't live with it. 1525 01:23:58,501 --> 01:24:05,674 So I, uh, pumped myself full of what should have killed me. 1526 01:24:05,708 --> 01:24:15,751 [sighing] And when I didn't die, I knew He wanted me to live. 1527 01:24:15,751 --> 01:24:21,757 [sighing] And when I didn't die, I knew He wanted me to live. 1528 01:24:21,790 --> 01:24:27,363 There is some reason, but I've failed Him. 1529 01:24:27,396 --> 01:24:29,465 I've forsaken Him, lost. 1530 01:24:36,372 --> 01:24:39,342 >>You're not lost. 1531 01:24:39,375 --> 01:24:42,911 You're right here, right now. 1532 01:24:42,945 --> 01:24:45,448 And this is exactly where you're supposed to be. 1533 01:24:52,955 --> 01:24:53,822 >>Please don't. 1534 01:24:58,093 --> 01:24:58,827 >>Why not? 1535 01:25:01,930 --> 01:25:03,432 >>So many reasons. 1536 01:25:06,935 --> 01:25:08,871 >>Have a little faith. 1537 01:25:08,904 --> 01:25:13,809 [music playing] 1538 01:25:25,888 --> 01:25:30,393 [spaceship launching] 1539 01:25:54,850 --> 01:25:57,820 >>That was awesome. 1540 01:25:57,853 --> 01:26:02,358 [music playing] 1541 01:26:21,610 --> 01:26:24,580 >>I'd like to thank you for a really 1542 01:26:24,613 --> 01:26:29,151 beautiful and unconscionable conflict of interest. 1543 01:26:29,184 --> 01:26:31,354 >>I am not the enemy. 1544 01:26:31,387 --> 01:26:33,522 >>No, but you're still a dangerous heretic. 1545 01:26:33,556 --> 01:26:37,226 >>You know, I don't think heresy is contagious. 1546 01:26:37,260 --> 01:26:38,627 >>No, I'm sorry. 1547 01:26:38,661 --> 01:26:41,464 I refused to subscribe to your moral relativism. 1548 01:26:41,497 --> 01:26:44,032 >>Why don't you leave my relatives out of it 1549 01:26:44,066 --> 01:26:45,934 and invite me inside. 1550 01:26:53,976 --> 01:26:55,478 >>Good luck tomorrow. 1551 01:26:55,511 --> 01:27:01,317 I'm gonna go inside now, pray for your defeat. 1552 01:27:01,350 --> 01:27:02,251 >>Understood. 1553 01:27:02,285 --> 01:27:06,789 [music playing] 1554 01:27:46,829 --> 01:27:48,030 >>I don't have any answers. 1555 01:27:51,867 --> 01:27:54,236 Only questions. 1556 01:27:54,269 --> 01:27:55,037 Lots of questions. 1557 01:27:59,775 --> 01:28:07,182 So at this time, I would like to call God to the stand. 1558 01:28:07,215 --> 01:28:08,651 >>Objection. 1559 01:28:08,684 --> 01:28:11,420 Haven't we heard enough of this farce, Your Honor? 1560 01:28:11,454 --> 01:28:14,423 >>You are skating dangerously close to contempt, Mr. Frank. 1561 01:28:14,457 --> 01:28:17,292 >>Oh, I'm way past contempt, Your Honor. 1562 01:28:17,326 --> 01:28:21,229 But if God is everywhere and in all 1563 01:28:21,263 --> 01:28:23,899 things, then why not in that chair? 1564 01:28:26,569 --> 01:28:32,975 Imagine if I could put God in that chair 1565 01:28:33,008 --> 01:28:36,812 and I could ask Him anything and He 1566 01:28:36,845 --> 01:28:39,515 was sworn to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing 1567 01:28:39,548 --> 01:28:43,018 but the truth, so help Him-- Him. 1568 01:28:46,955 --> 01:28:58,266 As God as my witness, I would ask Him all those questions 1569 01:28:58,300 --> 01:29:05,974 that we poor mortals have hungered for the answer to. 1570 01:29:06,008 --> 01:29:06,742 Why? 1571 01:29:09,612 --> 01:29:10,713 Why are we here? 1572 01:29:13,081 --> 01:29:18,153 Why is there so much strife and suffering in this world? 1573 01:29:18,186 --> 01:29:22,290 How come all the really good stuff is illegal, immoral, 1574 01:29:22,324 --> 01:29:25,027 and fattening? 1575 01:29:25,060 --> 01:29:30,365 Finally, I would-- I would ask the witness, did you, in fact, 1576 01:29:30,399 --> 01:29:31,700 destroy my house? 1577 01:29:34,102 --> 01:29:42,177 And I believe that if God were sitting here, He would say, 1578 01:29:42,210 --> 01:29:47,349 yes, I gave you that gift. 1579 01:29:47,382 --> 01:29:49,652 And I would be like, gift? 1580 01:29:49,685 --> 01:29:53,589 And He'd be like, yeah, you heard me. 1581 01:29:53,622 --> 01:29:54,890 Think about it. 1582 01:29:54,923 --> 01:29:56,825 If I hadn't destroyed your house, none of this 1583 01:29:56,859 --> 01:29:59,294 would have happened. 1584 01:29:59,327 --> 01:30:06,301 And you'd still be wallowing in bitterness, your heart turned 1585 01:30:06,334 --> 01:30:10,739 to stone, dead inside. 1586 01:30:15,844 --> 01:30:22,284 Because what is God if not love? 1587 01:30:28,924 --> 01:30:30,292 And even though I look around me, 1588 01:30:30,325 --> 01:30:33,729 and I still see a world full of senseless tragedy 1589 01:30:33,762 --> 01:30:36,999 and suffering, I recognize the possibility 1590 01:30:37,032 --> 01:30:39,935 that the destruction of my house may have 1591 01:30:39,968 --> 01:30:43,205 been a blessing in disguise. 1592 01:30:45,941 --> 01:30:52,715 Therefore, Your Honor, this time, I 1593 01:30:52,748 --> 01:30:56,118 withdraw my claim in this action. 1594 01:30:56,151 --> 01:31:01,456 And as for God, I have no further questions. 1595 01:31:01,490 --> 01:31:06,328 [chatter] 1596 01:31:08,697 --> 01:31:13,802 [music playing] 1597 01:31:31,787 --> 01:31:32,721 >>Heretic. 1598 01:31:36,258 --> 01:31:37,459 Time to meet your maker. 1599 01:31:37,492 --> 01:31:38,460 [gunshot] 1600 01:31:38,493 --> 01:31:42,898 [crowd screaming] 1601 01:32:02,350 --> 01:32:06,822 [music playing] 1602 01:32:23,672 --> 01:32:24,973 >>Where am I? 1603 01:32:29,845 --> 01:32:31,346 >>You're in the ambulance. 1604 01:32:45,227 --> 01:32:45,994 >>Is this heaven? 1605 01:32:48,797 --> 01:32:49,832 >>This is your heaven. 1606 01:32:55,270 --> 01:32:58,206 >>Why? 1607 01:32:58,240 --> 01:33:00,976 >>Why what? 1608 01:33:01,009 --> 01:33:12,955 >>Why-- why everything? 1609 01:33:12,988 --> 01:33:15,858 >>I don't understand the question. 1610 01:33:15,891 --> 01:33:21,563 Then again, maybe you don't understand the question. 1611 01:33:21,596 --> 01:33:24,266 >>Hey, that's my line. 1612 01:33:24,299 --> 01:33:25,033 >>Is it? 1613 01:33:31,306 --> 01:33:35,811 >>Are you sure you're ready for the answers? 1614 01:33:35,844 --> 01:33:40,916 [faint siren wailing] 1615 01:33:45,353 --> 01:33:49,825 [siren wailing] 1616 01:33:53,696 --> 01:33:58,533 [sobbing] 1617 01:34:12,480 --> 01:34:16,184 [siren wailing] 1618 01:34:16,218 --> 01:34:19,855 >>Well, did you see a tunnel of light or something? 1619 01:34:26,661 --> 01:34:29,264 >>Not exactly. 1620 01:34:29,297 --> 01:34:30,165 >>But something. 1621 01:34:32,701 --> 01:34:35,470 >>I don't know. 1622 01:34:35,503 --> 01:34:39,607 They say those things are just, uh-- just a lack of blood 1623 01:34:39,641 --> 01:34:40,542 to the cortex, right? 1624 01:34:52,587 --> 01:34:57,459 [music playing] 1625 01:35:41,336 --> 01:35:46,074 [cheering] 1626 01:35:46,108 --> 01:35:51,213 [music playing] 1627 01:36:30,752 --> 01:36:34,622 [music playing] 109555

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