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[grunting]

[drums beating]

[exclaims] [sighs]

[radio static]

[grunts] Drone buster.

[screams]

[breathing heavily]

[whispering] Ah, there you are.

[silenced gunshot]

[exclaims]

[panting]

Shh. Shh.

[yells]

Did you get that shit?

In Technicolor. [chuckles]

[birds chirping]

[camera shutter clicking]

For Instagram.

Off the network.

[panting]

[silenced gunshot]

Come on.

[indistinct chatter]

[silenced gunshot]

Come on.

I got a little ruffle in my penis.

Shit makes me hard.

[indistinct chatter]

Where are the Americans?

We're not Americans.

Lower your weapons. We're not Americans.

[silenced gunshot]

- [yells] - [gun firing]

Shit!

[captivating music playing]

[breathing heavily]

Dead.

Come on.

[coughing]

Get yourself right here.

- Come on! - [grunts]

Hold still!

[yelling]

[grunts]

Fucking ass! Come on.

[grunting]

Come on this way, Seb.

[firecracker exploding]

[siren blaring]

[wind blowing]

[thunder rumbling]

[man] [panting and grunting]

♪

[man yelling in foreign language]

[gun firing]

♪

[speaking Russian]

[drums beating]

[dramatic music playing]

[engine revving]

[crickets chirping]

[crackling]

[somber music playing]

[grunts]

♪

[grunts]

[footsteps]

[man grunting]

[birds chirping]

[operatic music playing]

[operatic music playing on the radio]

[crickets chirping]

[floorboard creaking]

[metal rustling]

[woman] Here is to America with you.

I'll come back for you.

[breathes deep]

[rock music playing]

[man] Fuck, yes.

[Elizabeth] [chuckles] Did that get you?

- It got me. - It got me so good,

- wow. - Wow!

Hm. Thank you.

[Elizabeth] I got misty eye, did you?

A little.

- A little. - That's unusual for Adi, he doesn't emote.

- Not at all. - Incredible.

- [Elizabeth] Really. - Wow.

So this is an accurate recreation

of Devlin's ordeal.

All of this happened more or less?

To the best of my knowledge, yeah.

[man] I like him. I'm sold. I'm in.

Look at that face, I mean, he's just... haunting.

[man] Audiences are gonna love him. They're gonna wanna hug him.

They're gonna wanna take him home.

I mean, he bleeds red, white and blue.

[Elizabeth] He really does. This is someone we're gonna be rooting for.

He's like a young Hugh Laurie, kinda...

- [Elizabeth] Hugh Laurie. - [man] Red, white and blue.

- [Elizabeth] Hugh Laurie, right? - [man] Right.

- [Elizabeth] Right. - [man] From Blackadder. Yeah.

[man 2] Actually most people know him from House, so...

- [Elizabeth] Yeah, it's more like... House. - [man] House?

- Yeah. Yeah. - [man] The House?

[music playing on the radio]

- [Elizabeth] Do you want to talk about the girl? - [man] What girl?

What did you think about the girl?

- [man] I know a lot of girls. - [Elizabeth] The Finnish girl.

She's super hot. Yeah, smoking hot.

I like her.

[Elizabeth] I love her.

She's beautiful. She's sweet...

What happened to the real girl?

[man] That actress is so hot, I wish we could use some more of her actually.

[Elizabeth] What happened to the real girl?

[man] Hey, man, do you actually have her number?

Give me her number real quick.

[Elizabeth] What happened to the real girl?

[sighs]

- [man] Wow. - [Elizabeth] So she's dead?

- [man] That's some heavy shit. - [Elizabeth] Yikes!

[music playing on the radio]

[typing the keyboard]

[phone ringing]

[woman] [echoing] Don't answer.

[muffled voices]

[phone ringing]

[man] Send him in.

[man] And you're 100% sure you wanna do this?

Early retirement and a severance package, mm?

Yeah, I'm sure. [chuckles]

[Elizabeth] And you understand that once the show airs...

You can never go back.

- You'll have a complete new identity. - Right.

A new profession, a new home,

and a plastic surgeon is going to change your face.

- This thing? - Yeah.

[click of tongue] All righty then.

Wow.

I'll have to say that, you know, we were very surprised

about your interest in the program.

So? [blows]

Why'd I get the application? [blowing]

Well...

- [man] Well, it went out to... - [Elizabeth] Certain operatives.

[man] With certain criteria.

[Elizabeth] Operatives without families.

[man] No wives, no brothers...

[Elizabeth] No sisters...

Parents diseased. Yeah, that's me.

Like you said, "Whole new identity."

So... [imitates buzzing]

Where do I sign?

[rock music playing]

Thomas, I'm from All Eyes Always.

Sorry that Syd is gone for the day,

but we thought you might like to look at this.

♪

[door creaks]

Amanda Artemova?

- Oh, yeah. Hi. - Hi.

Yes, that's me.

- So nice to meet you. - So nice to meet you.

- Yeah. - Welcome.

- Thank you. - Right this way.

I really love your outfit.

Oh, thank you.

- I love this whole get up. - Thank you.

- Amanda Artemova, pleasure, I am Sam. - Hello.

I believe you know Adi.

- [Adi] Blow it up. Blow it up. - Hi.

- [laughing] - Boom! There we go.

- There we go. - Okay.

[Adi] So, before I say anything,

I got to point out how fucking psyched I am...

- Yeah. - ...to have you on board.

- We all are. - Yeah.

[Adi] I mean...

Oh, how rude of me. Can I get you anything?

- No, no, no. - [Adi] Are you sure?

I'm okay, yeah.

She goes with the flow, ladies and gentleman.

- I say, I like her already. - [Amanda] Yeah?

The flow has been gone with.

You have a lovely office, mm.

[Sam] Thank you. Thank you. We, uh,

apologize for the dust. We're remodeling.

[Amanda] Oh, okay.

Listen, Amanda, we're gonna throw a lot of information

at you right now, okay?

If it gets too fast, if there's too much,

you just stop us, we'll go back, we're gonna make sure you understand as we go along.

- You just let us know, okay? - Okay.

- Okay... - [Amanda] Go on.

What we're talking about is nothing short of revolutionary. We think,

it's a global project where you bring in

talent from all over the world,

and the interesting thing is, it's unscripted.

Unscripted?

You're still, you're still Yulia, the Russian.

But not just Yulia.

You're also playing, if I may,

[captivating music playing]

Isabelle from... Oh!

A firebrand French journalist who works for Le Monde

with an appetite for mystery.

Dangerous. Danger.

- [Elizabeth] Danger. - Danger?

And very sexual.

[Amanda] Oh!

- As you'd expect. - Actually...

Now, each character

will be assigned different tasks as the story of Oz.

Are you with us so far?

[Sam] Let me, uh...

Let me take a step back,

and just try and get out of here.

Basically what we're saying is that Adi, Elizabeth and myself are going to orchestrate

a handful of events that you and your fellow actors will simply... respond to.

There's gonna be hidden cameras everywhere.

- [Amanda] Yeah. - [Sam] And so, like,

when you normally have a film or television show,

and there's lights and sounds and, you know, distractions,

- you won't have that here. You'll just be... - [Amanda] No.

No cameras.

- No. - [Elizabeth] No.

- Well, that you can see. - [Amanda] just the little ones.

[laughs] Exactly. Exactly.

But you might not know where they are.

- [Elizabeth] No. - Oh, wow.

[Elizabeth] And our story choices are going to be response to

what you come up with as your character.

[Sam] You see, we're saying, you're gonna be driving the story.

- [Elizabeth] Uh-hm. - I am?

- Wow. - You'll be given

little bits of information,

but you, in many instances, will not have all of the information.

I just want to say, uh... secondarily,

that one of the missions of the show is to get the audience thinking about women leading

- in a slightly different way. - [Adi] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- [Sam] 'Cause you've not your typical white bred American... - [Adi] Yeah. Absolutely.

...but what you should do,

is we want you to represent women from all over the world.

- Strong women, clever women, - [mouthing]

intelligent women, right.

- Creative women. - [Adi] You know, guys...

[stutters] I would say that, uh, as a, uh,

- as a role model, kind of as a prototype for this character, - Yeah.

uh, for this movement,

prototype of this movement would be Beyonce Knowles.

- Uh... - [Amanda] Beyonce?

Yes. Yes, I love her. Of course. [chuckles]

I'm down, guys.

I'm...

Wow.

Yes. I'm gonna be Beyonce.

[pop music playing]

[sizzling]

Where's my spoon? Where's my spoon? Here we go.

[sighs]

[sighs]

[knock at door]

[door opens]

Hi.

Oh, Tommy.

For you.

[Syd] Oh.

Do you miss this?

[both grunt]

[both] Oh!

All grown up, huh?

- And you look good. - [exclaims]

Come in here.

You know what? We need to get this open, is what we need to do.

- It's not a twist though. - Yeah. [laughs]

So, uh,

you holding up, okay?

- Sure. Yeah. - Huh?

- You're ready? - I'm ready.

- Really, I am. - You know,

I did everything.

Okay.

I did everything I could to get that girl out with you.

That darling girl.

I know.

She really helped you out.

She did.

Sure did.

So, it goes, but...

I am... really fucking sorry.

[captivating music playing]

[Syd] So, I take it

you didn't have an opportunity to watch much reality television of you in Siberia.

[chuckles] No.

Mm, well,

I regret to inform you that people still

enjoy reality television. [sighs]

So, I gathered.

Show no tip for you.

An amalgamation of America's top rated TV hosts.

Now what you need to do is soak these in,

and let it ooze back out with your own stamp on it.

You will be the new face of the American intelligence community

winning back the good graces

of the American people.

We're going to...

send you on missions,

and you're just gonna guide us through your adventure.

[sighs]

You really think folks gonna like me,

root for me going around the world? [chuckles]

Are you fucking kidding me?

[captivating music playing]

[Syd] We're preempting the Germans,

hackers, whistle blowers.

And we're no the only ones.

[upbeat music playing]

England, France, Germany have shows planned,

and it won't be long before China and Russia follow suit.

And then we're gonna be on a full-tilt arms race

to see who can be most transparent

about how secretive they are.

And everybody is just gonna have to learn to be

okay with that shit,

and realize that this is how nations

maintain a stable world.

And the alternative

is that the whole world just fucking nuke itself,

and I don't even think the Middle East wants to do that.

So, rest up good,

and pack your fucking things.

Show time, Devlin.

[gunshot]

[radio host 1] Rarely does the US government want anyone more than it wanted this man,

the worlds most notorious arms dealer.

[radio host 2] ...his army insurgent groups, designated terrorist groups,

[radio host 1] Millions of dollars worth of weapons...

[radio host 3] It has taken the authority three years,

but they finally have their target.

[radio host 4] He's known as the merchant of death.

US saw him as a threat because of his ability

to arm terrorists targeting the United States.

[radio host 3] ...the scene of yesterday's full terrorist bombing...

[radio host 4] ...co-ordinated attacks in one of the world's...

[radio host 3] Three deaths, 176 people treated for injuries...

[radio host 2] ran into a busy train station and two hotels and a popular restaurant...

[radio host 4] ...with a knife in Paris.

[radio host 3] ...Mumbai, India.

[radio host 6] More disturbing report at a Belgium...

[radio host 2] This is World War 3.

[radio host 3] ...devised a full undercover operation to capture him.

[radio host 1] We've to take him out.

[tires squeaking]

[music playing in car radio]

[violin music playing]

[lighter clicks]

Okay.

Okay.

All right, excuse me.

Let's see...

if this puppy works.

- Okay. - Pull all the way up.

No, no, no.

I told you, it's all the way up.

Can you please not touch my stuff?

- I'm just saying. - Can you please not touch...

This is, this is my area.

This is my department, this is my region, all right?

- You handle the... - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

- [laughing] - Lo... It's hot.

[exclaims]

Thank you for helping get rid of him.

Thank the American. It wasn't my idea.

[chuckles]

Okay.

Mm.

Do you think you'll ever regret it?

Uh...

It's fine with me.

[both laugh]

Oh, God, I love you.

All right. Let's switch this.

- Yeah. - [grunting]

[laughing]

Now, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.

[both laughing]

What the...

- Aah! - [screams]

[laughing] I told you...

Okay.

[breathes deep] A toast to the motherlands.

Fuck Lebanon.

Fuck China.

[indistinct]

What?

You're never gonna see the reservation

if you don't look through the smokes,

[Iskandar] Thanks, Jesus.

Black Jesus.

- For amnesty, and reality TV. - [chuckles]

[laughing]

I'll tell you what?

I've learned a thing or two... By the way,

what are you doing with the control here?

- Nothing. - Well, I'm just...

Yeah, exactly, nothing. We got to stay eyes in the sky, baby.

No, no, the eyes are fine. My eyes are fine.

- [sighs] - Okay, our last night in Casablanca,

what to do?

Aw, what romantic notion.

First eat your food.

Then we fuck again?

- [both chuckle] - Oh, and go dancing.

Yeah, yeah, perfect. Perfect!

Um, I'd like to take one last swim at the beach.

I'd go with my father when I was little and we'd find these conch shells.

You know, that's the only happy memory I have of him.

I'd like to find us one last conch shell, bring with us to India.

[strumming the guitar]

- [laughing] - [humming]

[laughing]

[laughs]

Oh, God. [breathes deep]

[singing]

[both chuckle]

[rock music playing]

- We're gonna find tons of guns. - Good.

You wanna just storm the place or what?

What should we do? What's your plan?

No, I'm not just gonna storm the place.

You want me to just go in and start a fire and say, "Hey, come smell the smoke"?

Okay. Well, you're the war vet here. I'm just the camera guy.

Yellow or blue, don't hesitate.

Green.

Will you use it?

No, we can't use it. Well...

You got to find a way to use that. That shit is good.

- Well... - I want that.

Who do you think you work for?

[whistles]

I'm gonna...

Just in case someone is eavesdroping.

[soft rock music playing]

[Sam] Operation fine with me, the name...

doesn't go far enough.

[Adi] What are you talking about?

[Sam] I'm saying that

you should call it something like, uh,

"Mission to Who Gives a Fuck."

- What? - You know what the CPI is?

Chinese Pussy Investigator?

[laughing] No.

No, man.

Committee on Public Information.

Woodrow Wilson, 1917.

Movies had not even been invented yet,

and the government was already using it to make propaganda films for the 1st World War.

Following me?

You need to understand that there's a context here, a history.

Hollywood, my friend,

has been in this business a very long time.

- What? - [chuckles]

The CIA financed George Orwell's Animal Farm.

You get into the kids heads early, and they knew what it was.

Anti Communism, the government paid for it, teachers knew about it.

Was there a public outcry? Of course not.

Just call it a film class, and teach it in public school.

[Adi] I don't understand what you're saying.

[Sam] This is what I'm trying to tell you,

the consumers are the new weapon.

Instead of having to...

to get people to kind of, you know, to coerce them,

they want, they want to go there.

All you got to do is give somebody fucking something to watch,

and then, just kind of... [beeps]

[thunder rumbling]

♪

[wind blowing]

[knock at door]

[piano music playing]

[rain pattering]

♪

[helicopter whirring]

[indistinct radio chatter]

[captivating guitar music playing]

♪

[camera shutter clicking]

We're on HVT Iskandar Yasin.

He's getting weapons to terrorists and we're gonna find out why.

We can monitor the situation at real-time, and react as necessary.

Yes, sir.

So, who's tip is this on, anyway?

A CO, Greenstreet back at SAD.

Ah...

Bounce around last few months,

LA, Miami,

New Orleans, San Fran...

Ha.

Those are all port towns.

Yes, sir.

I made two, one for me, one for you.

I didn't mean for you to eat both of our sandwiches.

Thought you doubled up.

No, Just... What have we got?

Please.

Please.

May I bring you a drink?

[speaking foreign language]

Ginger-ale if you have.

I know the good places around here.

Tomorrow we can have a walk,

have some steaks.

[Iskandar] Fine. Fine, thank you.

[Jacobo] So, your travels have been good?

Fine.

And so,

everything's well with you?

[Iskandar] Yes.

Iskandar,

what are you doing?

[captivating music playing]

Bonsoir.

Bye-bye.

This tiny little fuck.

It was the way he said it...

- He got me. - Here's what I can tell you.

In '89

Colin Powell coined "Operation Just Cause,"

when we wanted to re-take the Panama Canal.

The idea being, that if anybody heard about it,

other countries, media, whomever,

they have to refer to our actions as a...

Just Cause,

[laughing] even if they despise us.

So,

fine with me. [chuckles]

Same idea.

I can't give you many details

at this stage, unfortunately, but suffice to say,

we do have something running.

And it is called, "Operation Fine With Me."

The question is, "How did Iskandar Yasin hear about it?"

So, [scoffs] go all the way to Panama,

see about an MSS line.

Mention this one time.

No further digging we can do from home?

It's a letter, no.

That's why Beijing uses fucking letters.

Could not be a letter. Hm?

Could be a... setup.

Could be anything, or... nothing

Get moving,

find the letter.

And scrub those two Fuck Socks.

[sighs] There's something else.

[captivating music playing]

You ever hear the name... [clears throat]

Nikos Papalexopoulous?

[ship horn blowing]

[Sebastian] So, fresh off the boat here at Panama,

and hot at the heels of Nikos Papalexopoulous,

the shipping billionaire fingered by Iskandar Yasin.

You're mapping us, right, Seb?

[Devlin] Yes, sir.

All right, cool.

All right, anyways,

Nikos had apparently been raving about a Chinese conspiracy

to sabotage Panama Canal,

replace it with their own trade route.

Now, most executives in the shipping biz say,

this is a crazy-nonsensical idea

that Nikos is just an excitable, paranoid kind of guy.

But we're following the lead, just in case.

[horn hooting]

[tires screeches]

[Sebastian] What else is in this file, Tommy?

Well, the file says Mr. Papalexopoulous is a hell of a businessman.

How and why he find himself allegedly in possession of a Beijing cable,

Iskandar Yasin remain very much a mystery.

But, hey, that's what we're here to suss out

[Sebastian] Haven't you known, he might want to try it again.

- I'll try. - This time more accurately, more angled.

Just take your foot off the gas pedal.

This is your first time, it's your first bait.

I know, I'm just trying things.

I get it. I get it.

They tell me you jump off the cliff...

No, we don't jump off the cliff.

[gun cocking]

[beeps]

[rock music playing]

[horn hooting]

I'd say, just a suggestion...

- Yeah? - Let's try it again.

- Okay. - You don't have a parachute on, don't jump off the cliff.

I'll grow wings on the way down.

Oh, fine. Grow your wings.

[Nikos] I have in my possession this

classified...

political communique between the Chinese Ministry of State Security and the chairman of

China's leading shipping conglomerate.

The previous owner of this document was Iskandar Yasin.

I have no idea how he obtained it,

- but he, he... - [woman] Iskandar?

[Nikos] Yes, he sold it to me illegally,

promising that it would benefit my company's interest in the canal.

This Beijing document.

Details of deal between China and Columbia

to build a high-speed rail link across South America.

For the next step

for the enemies of the west is an all-out direct attack on this canal.

This would sever our artery and,

elevate China to an unrivaled

position of trade dominance!

- Dominance. - Trade dominance.

Dominance, yes.

[suspenseful music playing]

Dominance.

[Nikos] Who are you?

[indistinct chatter]

Who are you?

What are you doing here? How did you find me?

[woman] [laughs]

Stop playing games at me.

Games, huh?

- [gunshot] - [screams]

- [siren blaring] - Fuck!

[guitar music playing]

Hang on a bit. What do you think about maybe say the tag line?

I mean, that's what we're here to suss out...

- No that's the lead. - Well, what the fuck's a tag line?

Swamp Fox down.

- [indistinct] - Wait, what?

That's your code name on the show, Swamp Fox.

I would not have agreed.

Did you read the notes?

I've didn't read any of the notes.

Don't you read any of the notes?

[guns firing]

I mean, I flipped them through.

Look, don't be a demon, just do it, okay?

- [panting] Okay. - All right.

[coughs]

Swamp Fox down.

[gun firing]

[panting]

[indistinct chatter]

[gunshot]

Some one rode on her, all right.

Yeah.

- All right, so what you wanna... - [spits]

What do you want to do with her, huh?

Black bag.

Let's see what she know about Mr. Papa [indistinct]

Ah, yes. Swamp Fox means business.

Come on.

[grunts] Upsy daisies.

[grunting]

[crying]

Who sent you here?

Tell me what you know.

Now, Mr. Papalexopoulous,

while you're at it, what about that... [muffled chatter]

Get your hand off my face. I'm doing the questions.

[speaking indistinctly]

[sighs]

All right. Bravo, huh.

Hey, that's a good job now.

I spoke with the producer last week and he gave me

really constructive notes, and directions

to how to play going forward.

Can you take this bag off my head?

- Oh. - [sighs]

Right. Sorry.

[sighs in relief]

I need to go to the hotel

to start drinking.

Until the next time... [indistinct]

Till next time, huh?

[exclaims]

One in the can.

What the hell was that, man?

So, let me get this straight.

They've got you finishing,

while you actors playing my Yulia

- on a god damn French journalist? - [beeping]

What the kind of son of a bitch hair brain bull shit they're trying to pull?

[explosion]

[horn tooting]

[folk music playing]

[reporter] The latest,

has been reported that the US troops have arrived in the vicinity in Panama City.

Authorities say that Columbia's largest rebel group the FARC has...

[reporter 2] ...as Columbia resumes air strikes after Fox surprise attack.

[reporter 3] The president has directed United States forces...

[beeps]

...to execute mission to Panama

to protect the integrity of the Panama Canal...

[folk music continues]

[reporter] The latest developments fails to derail

the peace talks between the Columbian government and the...

[beeps]

[singing]

- [beeps] - [reporter] Under these circumstances

the president decided he must act to prevent further violence.

He's taken... [indistinct chatter]

[beeps]

♪

[laughs]

[Sebastian] And boom.

Just like that, we had precedent to come in,

and put the canal right back under our thumb,

like the good old days under Teddy Roosevelt.

[orchestral music playing]

Our surveillance videos of Nikos were conveniently leaked to the press

sounding the alarm on China's aggressive intentions on the region.

Add to that two CIA agents being blown half to death

by a flamboyant Columbian terrorist,

and no one at home watching would argue the need

for us to move in to protect global commerce.

[dramatic music playing]

We had to give the story runners credit.

They constructed a narrative that had the world dancing like puppets on strings.

[dramatic music playing]

[jet plane whizzing]

[drums beating]

[jet plane whizzing]

[jet plane whizzing]

[sighs] Sweet miracle.

Where are we?

Panama, Chief of Station's house.

Gave us the night,

you lucky fucking devils.

It was Jacobo Rios.

[gunshot]

[Syd] Yeah, I know.

We reviewed the footage,

and I'm sorry to say,

we let that two bit, Neanderthal cunt slip right past us

out of Panama, across the border into Columbia.

Thank you.

I usually like a slippery cunt.

You know, uh, I don't know if your medics would approve,

but how would you boys feel about a bloody Mary on the patio?

Don't have to twist my arms backward.

[wind blowing]

For starters, this whole situation is as fucked up as a football bet

we don't have very long bet from it.

- It wasn't an hour... - [grunts]

...after that bomb went off that Panama, I had Washington on the phone

begging us to come in and defend the canal.

And if this waterway gets blitzed,

you hurt Nikos.

So, what's the game plan, Syd?

I want you to hunt down Rios and Yasin,

but retaking of the canal will be handled long-haul diplomatically.

I know it's shit

circumstances were to come back to our team, but whoop, there it is.

Syd, what the hell have we been showing people here anyways?

We are writing,

and directing reality and the world will live in it.

This is no different than what we've been doing.

Eighteen months between

Operation Neptune Spear and Zero Dark Thirty.

All we're doing now

is shortening the window

for the day and the date release.

Syd...

It's ridiculous.

[sighs] Oh, God.

You know...

I don't think

you boys fully grasp

the paradigm shift we are in.

If China were to experience some

unforeseen technical hiccup,

a catastrophic act of god across that construction site...

[Sebastian] Then I suppose that you want us to keep filming, right? Everything.

[Syd] Absolutely.

- [Devlin] Oh, no, no. I'm done with that shit. - [bird squawks]

[Syd] It's too bad. You signed a contract.

[panting]

[birds chirping]

[sighs]

[Devlin] What are we even doing here, man?

How far are the god damn excavation site?

[Sebastian] To what? The high-speed rail?

Yes, the god damn excavation site,

- for the god-damn Chinese rail. - [coughs]

I don't know, about 20 clicks.

[Devlin] 20 clicks?

They couldn't drop us any closer?

[Sebastian] No, man, they wanted the audience to go on a journey, all right? More bonded time.

Pretty nature, all right. So just enjoy it.

[panting] Fuck.

- They gave us... - [chuckles]

Fox tail on your head their idea?

[Devlin] What the fuck do you think?

Oh, no, all right, man, just giving you a hard time.

[thunder rumbling]

[Sebastian] Oh, knee pads too, huh?

[Devlin] The knee pads they're my choice, okay?

You ever lie on sniper stakeout for 72 hours, Seb?

I didn't think so. You want knee pads.

Yeah, fair enough, Swamp Fox, fair enough.

I'd refer to you on the military matters.

[Devlin] How much shit you reckon they laid out for us to get through, anyways?

Hell, I don't know, if I had to guess,

maybe a sniper or two, it shouldn't be too bad,

they can't kill the lead characters after all.

Stay close, keep a good look out.

[Sebastian] Yeah, I got you.

Holy shit.

What the hell is that?

[Sebastian] Oh, shit.

[Devlin] Watch that fucking step.

[Devlin] Let's setup camp here for the night.

[knock at door]

Hi.

You scared the crap out of me.

[chuckles] I'm sorry, no one answered the door.

Oh.

I didn't know you had such a green thumb.

Oh, it's done.

Get you some tea?

That would be lovely, thank you.

Come on.

- So? - [sighs]

Yeah, it has been in the family for generations.

Wow. It's really beautiful.

I try to keep it exactly the way my grandmother loved it.

Oh, it looks like it. Yeah.

So, what's so foot that you didn't call?

Oh, it...

It's not a big deal. I hope. [chuckles]

There's just something we need to discuss about the show.

About your role in it.

Well, get on with it, wet puss.

[chuckles]

Uh... [chuckling nervously]

Look, ratings are down, and we think

it's because of your character.

I'm sorry, it's just not a terribly easy thing to say,

and I don't want you to be insulted.

Oh, I've a thick skin.

Get on with it.

All right. Well, bluntly...

We need you to change.

Yeah, the cuddly-old-mentor thing,

it's a bit tired.

We need more conflict for Thomas.

What the fuck you talking about?

It would be more dramatically

interesting for the show if you evolved into

a shady-sinister kind of mentor.

You know, some one with their own agenda who can't be trusted.

But, that's not me.

[stammers] I'd never do that.

Well, you will, now.

In popular shows, that's what you do.

You change due to some curve ball circumstance.

It's what's best for the show.

[dramatic music playing]

- [gun firing] - [gasps]

[yells]

Keep down!

My fucking leg!

[soldiers shouting in Spanish]

[dramatic music playing]

[screaming]

[line ringing in speaker phone]

[Adi] All right, Syd, I'm gonna go for it.

We'd like to have them start taking

Instagrams of all their kills.

Just tell them that we'll post them in the run-up to the premier

and during the commercial breaks, all right.

Tell them we said, uh...

Good luck, Swamp Fox.

[Devlin] Adi Shankar...

What's the deal with him. Is it Adi or Adi?

Adi, Adi, I don't know.

It's his obsession with Kiss, so, uh, what is...

- What's with the star... - [laughs]

You know what? It's Hollywood at its very worst.

That's what it is.

[rock music playing]

[horn hoots]

Are you on Tinder right now?

[Syd] What Tinder?

I'm just saying that you're swiping right on your phone,

I just don't know what you're...

I am fine.

- I'm just saying... - It's between me and you.

You want to get all freaky deaky that's fine,

I'm just saying that I just don't trust social media sites.

[Sebastian] Look. Look, I got it all on camera. [laughs]

Oh, no! Stop it!

Stop it.

- [Sebastian] You ought to see it. - Are you blushing, Syd?

- Are you blushing? - What?

Syd, I just got to say it...

You look lovely today.

- You do look lovely. - You do.

You do look lovely.

Going overboard.

[both] No, no, no.

I'm your boss, and your elder,

and you got to respect me.

I can't hear all of that...

- Yes, ma'am. - Okay.

- Respect. - We go back.

- Respect. - Yes, ma'am.

And look who cut loose with that raid

down Bogota? I saw you.

Hey.

- You're like a... - Hey.

- ball of... - Hey!

All love stance.

She didn't dance, but she...

What ever happened to [indistinct]

- I smell something. - [Syd] Don't fuck with me.

[Sebastian] Say, what do we do when we come across Iskandar?

[Syd] I want you to take that sad nigga,

and blow his brains out.

He's playing both sides against the middle,

I don't like it.

We don't know who's side he's on,

or whether he's independent.

And I really think he's fucking that chick Valeria.

[Sebastian] Well, I know, I know he is.

He must've put a shovel in...

- Anyways, - [laughs]

I talked to Paul,

- Yeah? - over JSOC

and he wanted to give you a heads up.

There maybe a few of those blue helmeted queens from UN so, look out.

Smurfs?

Got it.

Anything else?

Yes. As per skinny bitch Elizabeth,

but you're not gonna like it.

Please,

try to read the character notes this time.

And, you know...

amp it up

for the fly over strings.

Let's see what we got here.

More banter. You two are a buddy team.

Lay off, Thomas.

You're in a new world, Sebastian. You're who the audience relates to.

Yeah, I'll read them.

Just fucking words.

I got you. No, I got you.

Well, I'll read them.

[slow piano music playing]

[radio static]

[woman reporter] Sorry, Panama Canal. There's a new girl on the block.

[male reporter] And these amazing story happens in Latin America.

[woman reporter] It's not a bird or a plane,

it's a train.

[reporter] The next great Chinese infrastructure project...

[woman reporter] ...a really fast, really expensive train.

[reporter] ...as Trans Continental Railroad connecting the Pacific and...

[woman reporter] China announced the deal Thursday

to build a 12.7 billion dollars high-speed railway...

[reporter] Panama Canal could be soon facing competition as we mentioned earlier...

[woman reporter] ...to establish

a more visible footprint for China in the region.

[reporter] It's going to boost trade, transportation, communication, people...

[reporter 2] Latin America is traditionally within the US spearhead,

Will China's investment change the dynamics of US and Latin American relation?

[reporter] Therein lies the problem for the United States.

♪

[grunting]

[silenced gunshot]

[camera shutter clicking]

[silenced gunshots]

[Sam] Adi, Elizabeth and myself are going to...

[Syd] You will be the new face of American Intelligence...

- ...handful of events... - It's show time.

[Devlin] We're on HVT Iskandar Yasin.

[Iskandar] I just lost an MSS Communique.

political communique between the Chinese Ministry of State Security

[Iskandar] The thief will be in Panama tomorrow.

Trade dominance.

[Syd] Hunt down Rios and Yasin.

- [Iskandar] Bonsoir. - [Syd] Cripple that railway.

Up ahead.

Approaching the railway.

China's about to break grounds on these high-speed rails.

Reds using highly sought after proprietary tech on this thing.

One of our objectives, nab that tech.

So we can see if there's cost effective way to apply to our own domestic infrastructure.

[blows]

There's going to be a vintage brain drain decapitation head strike.

Tactically operative blow up assignment

when folks start working for the wrong team.

Now, if these froggies were Jerry's,

we might be able to turn them with a little coercion,

but, uh, industrial Chinamen... [blows]

they are horse of a different color.

Can't be turned. Got to be put down.

Say, assets here.

[Sebastian] Okay. So, any words

for those who might be frightened about what you're about to do?

Yeah.

We're on a damn street fight.

[scoffs] We aim to be the best at it.

You think isolation isn't works?

Read the damn history book.

Go ahead. Take your time.

Oh, my God.

Two clicks off.

[vehicle approaching]

[man] Let me show you some more paper work inside.

In the cross hair. Baby, tell me when.

I should have brought champagne.

After the inspection.

Oh! Of course...

[Devlin] Okay, to it.

[laughing]

[indistinct yelling]

We're not Americans. Lower your weapons.

[indistinct chatter]

We're not Americans.

[indistinct chatter]

[gun fires]

[gun firing]

[gasping]

[indistinct yelling]

[silenced gunshot]

[gun firing]

Shit!

[man shouting in Spanish]

- Come on! - [grunting]

[explosion]

- Come on! - [grunting]

Oh, my God, here they come. Here they come.

- [clapping] - Start clapping.

[Adi] Movie stars, you two. Movie stars.

Morning, all.

[Adi] Kills go down all the time,

but the way those kills went down,

we are literally gonna have

viewers waving flags all over the streets.

Land mine GIFs are already trending hard.

- Mm-mm. - Already.

Great to hear. Like a... proud papa.

[Devlin] We was gonna say, "I'm done."

[Adi] What?

I'm out.

- [Adi] What? - I'm out.

- [Devlin] Done. - [Syd] Excuse me, would you mind...

pulling the condom off your tongue and repeating?

Let me guess, Syd,

next thing you want me to do is go down Casablanca,

and kill Iskandar Yasin.

Is that right?

Fuck that, okay. You can find someone else.

[Sam] Swamp Fox,

if it helps you think about your characters motivation in movie terms,

you're like the blob.

The movie The Blob, you remember?

You're an amorphous killer that is constantly adapting to your environment.

Uh, who the fuck is this guy?

Thomas, we need to re-focus big picture.

The Panama Canal is back under our stewardship

to the tune of a trillion new tax dollars per year.

- Wow. - That's because of you.

Like I said, I'm out.

You all gonna have to come up with a whole batch of new wonderful lies.

- Look, guys. - What!

Look. Hey, look, Thomas is done.

- Did he smoke? - All right?

You want Iskandar Yasin, I'll go get him my damn self.

Hey, Sebastian.

Could you do me and everyone else here a favor and shut the fuck up. All right?

You are the sidekick. You are...

Adi, be cool.

[Syd] Tommy, I think you need to see something that might change your mind.

Play it again, Sam.

[guitar music playing]

[rustling]

[engine revving]

Ow.

[camera shutter clicks]

[whispering]

[car radio playing]

[tires screeches]

[crickets chirping]

♪ Everybody needs To have somebody ♪

♪ Even if it's only me ♪

♪ So stop your crying Sweet pea ♪

♪ And go down to sleep ♪

♪ I don't know how You got here ♪

♪ I don't know if you care ♪

[humming]

[upbeat music playing]

[electrical buzzing]

[speaking French]

[moans]

♪

[speaking foreign language]

Journalist.

[beeping]

I want to party!

[grunting]

Wait. Wait.

[speaking foreign language]

[speaking indistinctly]

[speaking foreign language]

- [grunts] - [man] Okay.

Okay. Okay, okay.

Okay.

Alfonso.

[speaking foreign language]

[laughing]

[speaking in Spanish]

Citizens of the west must know that our fight is not with them.

Our fight is with their corrupt rule.

These techniques that we are using are our only option.

Your countries love under dogs.

So, support us to aid your pest slaves from the global elite,

'cause you are all slaves!

Yes, now, put her.

[piano music playing]

[indistinct yelling]

We're not Americans.

[guns firing] [men screaming]

[explosion]

[engine revving]

[horn hooting]

[grunts]

Art life.

Art.

Life.

Art life.

Hm?

Art life.

Art life.

Art life.

Art life.

Hm.

Art life.

Art life.

[beeps]

[Adi] Wow.

I have no idea what he said, but, uh...

sounds like he blew a gasket, right, guys?

Amanda's phone went dead,

but the GPS in it didn't.

Thomas, she is in Casablanca.

You're not gonna let her die like the rest of them, are you?

I'm going to save her.

Great.

So fuck you all.

Is this your?

Fuck you all, I'm going to get her!

- Fuck you all! - [Syd] Tom.

What time's our flight?

[Elizabeth] Thirty minutes.

Now, listen. on...

[blows] [grunts]

[Elizabeth] Uh, excuse me. Do you need a tissue?

[Devlin] I'm going to save her.

Uh-hm.

Fuck you, man! Fuck you and your red book.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- Cut this... - This is very intense for you.

- What time's our flight? - [Elizabeth] Thirty minutes.

I'll fucking cut you!

Chill. Relax.

Shit I've been through, fucking Seb, fuck that!

Relax. Forget that guy, all right?

- [Sebastian] What time's our flight? - Thirty minutes.

Now, listen,

on this Op, we'd like you to take a few pages out of the Castro playbook...

Oh! Castro playbook.

Jesus Christ. Wants us to use the Castro playbook.

- Not the Castro playbook? - Take out the pages of the Castro playbook.

I don't know, I have some reservations

about the Castro playbook.

- [Devlin] You got reservations, - Castro playbook.

- I got reservations. - Well, I then reservations about the Castro playbook,

because it is the Castro playbook.

What the fuck of the playbook? Get your asses out of here.

I'm taking this.

[slurps]

I'll take one of these.

Fuck you all.

I told you, guys. Let him go.

Seb, got you a cold one.

Got you a cold one.

We're going to Casablanca, my friend.

[man on speaker reciting prayers] [bell tolling]

[wind blowing]

[Sebastian] Good evening, ladies and gentleman, here we go.

One last time into the bridge.

Now, for those of you at home wondering that

the Castro playbook is a dossier,

it consists of several hundred methods

with which the CIA attempted to assassinate Fidel Castro.

Yeah, shout it out Sebi Sebster.

Shout it out.

[Sebastian] Exploding cigars, poisoned pens,

honey pots,

lacing his radio studio with LSD,

a diseased scuba suit along with booby trapped shells

as Fidel was an avid diver.

But you know what?

That's all real stuff, okay.

So if you think all of this is silly,

think again.

[flute music playing]

[beeping]

[waves splashing]

[gasps]

[seagulls squawking]

This... This is bull shit.

This is bull shit! Bull shit!

Oh. You must focus and prepare.

[dramatic music playing]

[Song] You were too smart for them.

[Iskandar] No, no.

They were the smart one.

I just got lucky.

But, it was a great plan though, I admit.

[chuckles]

- They got back the Panama Canal, - Uh-hm.

and if, if any body has something to say about it, they will say,

"Huh? It's fine with me."

[laughing]

Hmm.

Race you to the beach?

[speaking Spanish]

[dramatic music playing]

[Sebastian] They had been signed onto the show

and given a storyline to fulfill just like Swamp Fox and me.

Only instead of being cast from inside the agency,

they were cast to one amnesty program

setup by the show runners.

Fugitives and refugees

who have been captured and were given a choice.

Play the villains in our reality show,

or face a lifetime in black site prisons.

If they survived the show, it was a path to freedom,

in the witness protection program.

It made us sad.

But Swamp Fox and me had no choice

but to play our role as well.

[explosion]

[grunts]

[waves splashing]

[panting]

That's ridiculous.

Yulia?

[Sebastian] She alive?

- All right. - She alive?

[sighs]

Hold her down.

All right, she ain't shot.

You're okay, hang in there.

Hang in there. We've got you. Oh, boy!

She, she ain't shot.

- Oh, thank God. - She ain't shot.

Got some sort of... [panting]

Oh, no.

What the fuck is this shit?

[Sebastian] What is that? What is it?

Peruvian flake.

[exclaims]

One hundred percent probably. Come on.

[breathes deep]

Damn.

Look at the detail of this tower, huh.

It's like fucking Aladdin was...

up 24-36 hours straight on QBC or something. [chuckles]

[sneezes]

He's got security alarm system.

Oh, Iskandar got a couple of things on the calender.

Couple of dates he ain't gonna make.

[yelling]

You hear that resonance?

[Sebastian] Jackpot, baby.

The refrigerator. Here we go. [chuckles]

Keys to the Tesla.

- Tesla? - Tesla.

[exclaims]

Can you tambo, man?

[lively music playing]

[howling]

♪

[gun cocking]

[both laughing]

[blows]

[laughing]

[screams]

[gunshot]

[static]

[flatline beep]

[woman] Are you feeling sad, Tommy?

Are you having trouble?

Are you sad to loose your friend and that stupid girl?

Are you even sure of what's real,

or what's not real?

It doesn't matter, Tommy.

[clock ticking]

[chuckles]

It doesn't matter, Tommy.

Everyone is acting all the time.

Everyone is filming all the time.

It doesn't matter anymore.

You see that right?

When things happened, when things didn't happen.

What happened or didn't happen,

all things happen at once.

Don't they, Tommy?

Does this trouble you, Tommy?

What came first? What was re-written?

What was news? What was entertainment?

It doesn't matter anymore, does it, Tommy?

You see that now.

I can see that you see that now.

Are you ready to have your face taken off with a scalpel, Tommy?

The surgeon is ready.

Tommy?

Tommy?

Can you hear me?

Can you hear me?

Hm?

I'm sorry about Sebastian.

And the girl.

And I want you to know that it was not my decision.

Syd.

Entertainment today, huh?

[sighs]

Really makes me miss Jimmy Stewart.

[sniffles]

Bye, my friend.

[sighs]

[sniffles]

[footsteps disappearing]

[somber music playing]

[exclaims]

[laughing]

Excellent work, guys.

I think we have everything we need.

- I agree. - We killed off all the foreigners. Thank you.

Killed the best friend.

Gave the female audience a...

a couple of implausible, yet charming, although ultimately

star-crossed and doomed romances,

plus...

Corruption at the highest level.

I mean, we should be able to edit this into a bring-up first season

of all-American television.

- Not to mention, seeding - [glasses clinking]

the mysterious evil weirdo to become, maybe,

the next season's villain.

[laughs]

[Elizabeth] I'll take that.

Who is that guy?

That man is...

family man.

That man is a philanthropist. And more importantly,

that man is a friend. A dear friend.

[speaking French]

[Adi] Anyways, his footage is over there.

Over here...

I got dead Sebastian.

- [Sam] In the box? - In the box.

All the footage,

all the footage of Sebastian is in this box.

Now, I'm gonna take this box

to my editors for season one.

[Sam] Excited to see it.

[Adi] You know what else? Park? Done.

Panama Canal? Back in our control.

China? Bent over barrel, and anally raped.

Fucking, Grand Slam, guys.

Grand fucking Slam.

It's a triple.

Yeah. It's definitely a triple.

- Triple? - American baseball's a triple.

Four is a grand slam.

- Well, three is a triple. - [Adi] What?

It's not cricket.

- Hey, why is he bringing cricket into this? - [Elizabeth] Okay, guys...

From the sub-continent, cricket is the dominant game down there.

Here we play baseball.

Baseball, three is a triple. That's all I am saying. Nothing of it.

Okay, guys, we actually have Amanda down in the waiting room,

and I need to know what I'm dealing with.

How much LSD did Iskandar inject her with?

Like... You mean, like, in terms of dollar amount?

I don't even... I don't know how much

LSD costs, but, sure.

Was a lot. Was a lot.

I mean, I would say,

I mean, she can't walk, but she's not going to die.

I wouldn't bet.

[crackling]

[phone ringing]

[Syd] Shows over, kiddo.

Got you going away present in your pocket.

[Elizabeth] Send her in, please.

[Adi] This is gonna be awesome.

[Elizabeth] Amanda, darling. Are you all right?

Uh, why don't you get her a chair there.

Darling, Sam here is going to take you to the airport.

I have to tell you, you have done an incredible job,

and there is someone we'd like you to meet.

A really big time producer.

Even bigger than Adi.

[Adi] Blows me out of the water.

[Elizabeth] You are gonna be a huge star, honey.

[Adi] Massive.

[Sam] This is your moment.

[gun firing]

[upbeat music playing]

[gun fires]

[gun firing]

[engine revving]

[dramatic music playing]

♪

[keyboard clicking]

[orchestral music playing]

[captivating music playing]

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