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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,415 --> 00:00:03,440 She hasn't done anything Now let her alone! 2 00:00:03,517 --> 00:00:05,781 No, no! Don't lie for me! 3 00:00:06,186 --> 00:00:07,813 Have a nice meditation 4 00:00:07,921 --> 00:00:10,913 The doctors are already pretty certain that your fatherinlaw was dead 5 00:00:10,991 --> 00:00:12,424 before he went in the water 6 00:00:12,492 --> 00:00:15,120 His mizzen jibed like that 7 00:00:15,195 --> 00:00:16,287 He went overboard 8 00:00:17,364 --> 00:00:21,232 I got done a lot sooner than I figured And nobody saw me I'm positive 9 00:00:21,835 --> 00:00:23,302 What's your name? Johnny 10 00:00:23,370 --> 00:00:24,394 Daddy 11 00:00:24,471 --> 00:00:25,563 Wait a minute, Columbo 12 00:00:25,639 --> 00:00:28,403 We're here today, all of us, to have some fun 13 00:00:28,475 --> 00:00:29,499 Now, come on 14 00:00:29,576 --> 00:00:31,203 You mean, so you can get drunk! 15 00:00:37,017 --> 00:00:41,113 The brightly beams our Fathers mercy 16 00:00:42,055 --> 00:00:45,616 From His lighthouse evermore 17 00:00:47,361 --> 00:00:51,354 But to us He leaves the keeping 18 00:00:51,565 --> 00:00:55,695 Of the lights along the shore 19 00:00:56,603 --> 00:01:00,471 Let the lower lights be burning 20 00:01:00,941 --> 00:01:05,605 Send a gleam across the wave 21 00:01:06,079 --> 00:01:07,205 (HORN HONKING) 22 00:01:08,215 --> 00:01:12,311 Some poor aging, struggling seaman 23 00:01:13,653 --> 00:01:15,018 You may rest 24 00:01:16,022 --> 00:01:18,149 In peace next day 25 00:01:18,358 --> 00:01:19,518 (HORN HONKING) 26 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:23,727 Dark the night of sin has settled 27 00:01:25,265 --> 00:01:28,029 Loud the angry billows roar 28 00:01:28,468 --> 00:01:29,799 (WOMEN LAUGHING) 29 00:01:30,370 --> 00:01:33,362 are longing, hoping 30 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:36,637 For the lights, along the shore 31 00:01:37,277 --> 00:01:38,710 (ALL LAUGHING) 32 00:01:38,779 --> 00:01:40,007 Oh, it's funny! 33 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:41,069 (SHRIEKING) 34 00:01:42,949 --> 00:01:45,042 Oh, dear, I love you 35 00:01:45,118 --> 00:01:47,382 Thank you, Swanny Thank you 36 00:01:48,555 --> 00:01:49,579 WOMAN: Marvelous! 37 00:01:49,656 --> 00:01:51,180 I see his yawl's back 38 00:01:51,525 --> 00:01:54,961 WOMAN: Oh, that's the most beautiful boat he ever designed 39 00:01:55,462 --> 00:01:57,089 And your uncle 40 00:01:57,164 --> 00:01:59,564 is the most beautiful man that's ever lived 41 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:01,791 SWANNY: I think he's taking a tour 42 00:02:01,902 --> 00:02:03,563 WOMAN: Where's he going, Swanny? 43 00:02:03,637 --> 00:02:06,629 Oh, who knows? He's out in it night and day 44 00:02:06,706 --> 00:02:10,767 He's more at home on that boat then he is at home 45 00:02:10,844 --> 00:02:12,277 Oh, let's drink to that 46 00:02:12,345 --> 00:02:13,369 I'll drink to anything 47 00:02:13,447 --> 00:02:14,641 Where is your glass? 48 00:02:14,714 --> 00:02:17,080 Standby for the Commodore 49 00:02:17,150 --> 00:02:18,208 (HORN HONKING) 50 00:02:18,285 --> 00:02:20,116 SWANNY: Standby WOMAN: For the Commodore! 51 00:02:21,154 --> 00:02:22,519 Hail to the Commodore! 52 00:02:22,589 --> 00:02:23,681 Hail the Commodore! 53 00:02:23,757 --> 00:02:24,746 MAN: All hail the 54 00:02:24,825 --> 00:02:25,814 SWANNY: Commodore! 55 00:02:26,092 --> 00:02:29,061 ALL: (SHOUTING) The Commodore! The Commodore! 56 00:02:29,796 --> 00:02:32,629 All right, let's get this damn thing over with 57 00:02:32,933 --> 00:02:34,298 (ALL LAUGHING) 58 00:02:34,367 --> 00:02:35,493 (HORN HONKING) 59 00:02:40,373 --> 00:02:41,806 How are you, Otis? 60 00:02:42,108 --> 00:02:43,803 Let me get another reading here 61 00:02:48,014 --> 00:02:49,276 Got it 62 00:02:49,349 --> 00:02:52,477 Great Can you give a smile, sir, please? 63 00:02:52,552 --> 00:02:53,541 (CAMERA CLICKING) 64 00:02:53,620 --> 00:02:55,144 Fine There we go 65 00:02:55,222 --> 00:02:56,849 MAN 2: That's it That's it! 66 00:02:56,923 --> 00:03:01,485 Sir, would you be so kind, as to give us a shot possibly with Mr Clay 67 00:03:01,561 --> 00:03:03,290 and your lovely daughter? 68 00:03:04,264 --> 00:03:05,492 He was such a boring man He was 69 00:03:05,565 --> 00:03:06,691 Excuse me, Mrs Clay 70 00:03:06,766 --> 00:03:09,963 Your father would like to have a shot with you inside for the magazine 71 00:03:10,036 --> 00:03:11,594 Oh He was such a boring lover 72 00:03:11,671 --> 00:03:13,536 (ALL CHATTERING) 73 00:03:16,176 --> 00:03:18,303 Just think, 30 whole years 74 00:03:18,378 --> 00:03:21,370 you've been building boats PHOTOGRAPHER: Excuse me, this is just for the family 75 00:03:21,448 --> 00:03:22,745 Ma'am, this is just a family shot 76 00:03:22,816 --> 00:03:24,374 Goodbye, Hannah 77 00:03:24,451 --> 00:03:26,316 Could we have a picture with Mr Clay? 78 00:03:26,386 --> 00:03:27,978 Of course Charlie Great 79 00:03:28,054 --> 00:03:29,578 Charlie, darling! Thank you 80 00:03:29,656 --> 00:03:31,055 All right Coming, love 81 00:03:31,124 --> 00:03:32,318 I'll talk to you later 82 00:03:36,897 --> 00:03:37,886 Okay Let's have a group 83 00:03:37,964 --> 00:03:41,491 Daddy is the greatest naval architect in the whole world! 84 00:03:42,002 --> 00:03:43,867 Excuse me, sir Can you get a little closer? 85 00:03:43,937 --> 00:03:45,404 Good Here we are 86 00:03:45,472 --> 00:03:46,632 That's nice 87 00:03:46,706 --> 00:03:47,730 Oh, that's fine 88 00:03:47,807 --> 00:03:49,138 Can you kiss him again, just one more time? 89 00:03:49,209 --> 00:03:50,198 Of course I can! 90 00:03:50,410 --> 00:03:52,207 Great Oh, that's super 91 00:03:53,446 --> 00:03:54,936 That's it That's it 92 00:03:55,015 --> 00:03:56,346 Can you look into the lens? 93 00:03:56,416 --> 00:03:57,440 Thank you 94 00:03:57,517 --> 00:04:00,111 Let's get these people out of here! 95 00:04:00,787 --> 00:04:02,778 All right, Swanny Everybody out of here now 96 00:04:02,856 --> 00:04:04,983 Everybody out Gentlemen, right out 97 00:04:05,058 --> 00:04:08,255 All right Everybody out! Everybody out! 98 00:04:08,328 --> 00:04:09,420 CHARLIE: Excuse me, have a drink on me 99 00:04:09,496 --> 00:04:10,827 He'll be with you in a minute 100 00:04:10,931 --> 00:04:11,955 How you doing? 101 00:04:12,032 --> 00:04:16,196 See you in a few minutes Right in there Okay? Enjoy yourself 102 00:04:16,303 --> 00:04:17,895 Look happy! 103 00:04:21,908 --> 00:04:24,035 CHARLIE: Gotta give the family a little privacy now, okay? 104 00:04:24,110 --> 00:04:26,078 SWANNY: You people, out there, in the other room 105 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,317 MAN: We'll have a nice time 106 00:04:45,865 --> 00:04:47,924 I can remember when people bought my boats 107 00:04:48,001 --> 00:04:49,866 simply because they liked to sail them 108 00:04:50,370 --> 00:04:52,099 Not for any slogan, or any status 109 00:04:52,172 --> 00:04:53,639 Just simply, because they liked to sail 110 00:04:53,707 --> 00:04:55,607 Well, the business has changed some since then 111 00:04:55,675 --> 00:04:57,108 Daddy, don't you realize 112 00:04:57,177 --> 00:05:00,544 that Charlie has practically doubled your business this year? 113 00:05:00,614 --> 00:05:03,549 Doubled the overhead, you mean Doubled our losses 114 00:05:03,617 --> 00:05:06,347 CHARLIE: Only for taxes That's the secret of expansion 115 00:05:06,419 --> 00:05:09,217 So who wants to get fat? I don't! 116 00:05:09,522 --> 00:05:11,513 Charles, I don't like conglomerates 117 00:05:11,591 --> 00:05:13,650 Oh, Daddy, stop all this! 118 00:05:14,094 --> 00:05:16,995 We're here today, all of us, to have some fun 119 00:05:17,063 --> 00:05:18,121 Now, come on 120 00:05:18,198 --> 00:05:20,132 You mean, so you can get drunk! 121 00:05:22,435 --> 00:05:24,403 I can remember over the years, 122 00:05:24,471 --> 00:05:27,998 when we gave a party, an annual party, for all our own workers! 123 00:05:28,908 --> 00:05:31,433 Not for all those sponges out there 124 00:05:31,811 --> 00:05:34,405 Plus maybe a few executive types 125 00:05:34,547 --> 00:05:36,674 Well, those are some of our finest customers 126 00:05:36,750 --> 00:05:39,048 I'd appreciate you joining me and talking with a few of them 127 00:05:39,119 --> 00:05:40,051 No 128 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:42,911 I never did like parties 129 00:05:45,625 --> 00:05:47,786 I'm going back home, do some work on my boat 130 00:05:47,861 --> 00:05:50,853 Daddy, you can't! They're important people waiting for you in there 131 00:05:50,930 --> 00:05:52,955 Listen, Joanna, will you stop Daddy, Daddy! Please! 132 00:05:53,033 --> 00:05:54,022 Otis 133 00:05:54,100 --> 00:05:55,795 Stop making a fool of yourself Please, Daddy, please! 134 00:05:55,869 --> 00:05:58,497 Otis, I just need you for a short appearance to show some unity 135 00:05:58,571 --> 00:06:00,869 Squash those rumors about trouble within the company 136 00:06:00,940 --> 00:06:04,000 Well, it's my company and I don't give a damn! 137 00:06:04,377 --> 00:06:06,538 My daughter was a fool because she married you, Charles, 138 00:06:06,613 --> 00:06:09,138 and I was a fool for letting you run things so long 139 00:06:09,215 --> 00:06:11,513 Come on, don't be so shocked and innocent 140 00:06:11,584 --> 00:06:14,417 You all had your hands in the till, one way or another 141 00:06:14,587 --> 00:06:16,953 There's only one decent man here 142 00:06:17,657 --> 00:06:18,715 Here! 143 00:06:18,792 --> 00:06:19,884 Take us home 144 00:06:31,104 --> 00:06:33,698 Is that the Wonder Girl from your office? 145 00:06:35,375 --> 00:06:38,105 That's why you work so late 146 00:06:40,613 --> 00:06:42,513 What's wrong with him? 147 00:06:43,750 --> 00:06:45,445 He's going to sell us out 148 00:06:45,518 --> 00:06:46,507 What? 149 00:06:47,454 --> 00:06:48,751 The company 150 00:06:50,023 --> 00:06:53,288 He's going to pull the rug out from under all of us 151 00:07:02,736 --> 00:07:04,328 I'll talk to him 152 00:07:09,909 --> 00:07:11,467 I'll talk to him 153 00:07:12,879 --> 00:07:14,312 Talk to him 154 00:07:15,515 --> 00:07:16,914 Talk to him 155 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:21,880 Eat, 156 00:07:23,289 --> 00:07:24,551 drink, 157 00:07:26,259 --> 00:07:27,726 and be merry 158 00:09:22,508 --> 00:09:24,169 (BELL RINGING) 159 00:10:06,653 --> 00:10:07,677 Hi, Wayne 160 00:10:07,754 --> 00:10:08,880 Hi, Charles 161 00:10:09,055 --> 00:10:10,317 Can I talk to the boss? 162 00:10:10,990 --> 00:10:12,548 He's on the phone 163 00:10:12,625 --> 00:10:14,616 Well, when we dropped him off, he asked me to bring this back 164 00:10:14,694 --> 00:10:16,719 He's been having a little trouble with the selfsteering 165 00:10:16,796 --> 00:10:17,854 He's going out tonight 166 00:10:18,131 --> 00:10:19,655 Yeah He mentioned that to me 167 00:10:20,333 --> 00:10:21,561 How's he feeling? 168 00:10:21,634 --> 00:10:24,262 Well, he's a little het up He'll calm down 169 00:10:24,337 --> 00:10:25,895 Well, he gets like that 170 00:10:26,072 --> 00:10:28,472 A few hours on the water, he'll be like a new man 171 00:10:28,541 --> 00:10:29,974 Why don't you give that to me? I'll 172 00:10:30,043 --> 00:10:31,169 Sure 173 00:10:31,477 --> 00:10:33,945 Just wait here a second, I'll tell him you're here 174 00:10:40,253 --> 00:10:43,416 Wayne's here He brought the selfsteering vane you wanted 175 00:10:50,530 --> 00:10:53,966 He says, thanks He'll see you at the yard tomorrow morning, 11:30 176 00:10:54,033 --> 00:10:55,796 I'm leaving myself 177 00:10:57,937 --> 00:10:59,268 Give him some peace 178 00:10:59,339 --> 00:11:01,170 Be in at the usual time? 179 00:11:01,441 --> 00:11:03,170 That depends on Joanna 180 00:11:03,276 --> 00:11:05,141 All right See you in the morning 181 00:11:05,712 --> 00:11:06,736 Good night 182 00:11:36,876 --> 00:11:38,400 How's everything, Mr Clay? 183 00:11:38,478 --> 00:11:40,639 Not bad, Wally What time you got? 184 00:11:41,614 --> 00:11:42,842 12:45, sir 185 00:11:43,282 --> 00:11:46,012 As a matter of fact, it's going on 12:46 186 00:11:46,452 --> 00:11:48,147 Yeah, thanks a lot Take it easy Good night! 187 00:11:48,221 --> 00:11:49,586 Good night, Mr Clay 188 00:12:32,565 --> 00:12:33,827 (ENGINE WHIRRING) 189 00:13:04,664 --> 00:13:06,029 MAN: Commodore? 190 00:13:06,532 --> 00:13:07,521 Commodore? 191 00:13:07,967 --> 00:13:09,491 lts a nice evening 192 00:13:10,536 --> 00:13:13,801 Youre running right, sir Please, youre running right 193 00:13:13,940 --> 00:13:14,964 (BELL CLANGING) 194 00:13:15,041 --> 00:13:16,599 Have a good sail, sir 195 00:14:20,506 --> 00:14:23,532 My name is Lieutenant Columbo Are you the lady of the house? 196 00:14:25,044 --> 00:14:26,534 I'm Mrs Clay 197 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:28,577 Joanna Clay 198 00:14:33,319 --> 00:14:35,287 I'm Charles Clay What do you want? 199 00:14:36,022 --> 00:14:39,788 My name is Lieutenant Columbo I'm from the Los Angeles Police Department 200 00:14:42,929 --> 00:14:44,658 Lieutenant Columbo 201 00:14:45,665 --> 00:14:47,462 What do you want, Lieutenant? 202 00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:51,197 Your father is Otis Swanson, is that right? 203 00:14:51,604 --> 00:14:52,764 Yeah 204 00:14:53,539 --> 00:14:56,872 It seems they call him the Commodore? 205 00:14:58,277 --> 00:15:00,837 That's right They call him the Commodore 206 00:15:03,149 --> 00:15:05,709 His boat was found, he was not on it 207 00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:09,210 The sailing boat 208 00:15:09,789 --> 00:15:10,881 Yawl 209 00:15:12,425 --> 00:15:13,858 He wasn't on it? 210 00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:16,758 No, sir, he was not on the boat 211 00:15:17,997 --> 00:15:19,760 Well, where is he? 212 00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:22,657 We don't know 213 00:15:23,469 --> 00:15:26,632 I'm going down to take a look at it now 214 00:15:29,675 --> 00:15:34,544 Would you like to come along, sir? I think maybe you could help out 215 00:15:35,047 --> 00:15:36,207 Certainly 216 00:15:37,149 --> 00:15:38,810 It's a beautiful place 217 00:15:39,352 --> 00:15:40,376 Thank you 218 00:15:40,453 --> 00:15:42,114 Where's the beach? 219 00:15:42,588 --> 00:15:43,816 It's out back 220 00:15:44,056 --> 00:15:45,387 Can I look? 221 00:15:46,125 --> 00:15:48,491 Go ahead Be with you in a moment 222 00:15:48,628 --> 00:15:50,118 Come on, love 223 00:16:20,593 --> 00:16:22,458 Put that down, Sarge 224 00:16:23,629 --> 00:16:26,530 We'll get a little fresh air on the way back 225 00:16:38,577 --> 00:16:39,544 GEORGE: Hello, John 226 00:16:39,612 --> 00:16:40,601 How you doing, George? 227 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:41,977 What are you doing out here? 228 00:16:42,615 --> 00:16:45,049 Listen, Chief asked me to run you down 229 00:16:45,251 --> 00:16:47,378 He's got this guy just assigned to Homicide 230 00:16:47,453 --> 00:16:49,683 He wants the Lieutenant to take him under his wing 231 00:16:49,755 --> 00:16:50,847 No kidding? 232 00:16:50,923 --> 00:16:52,515 He's real hot on him 233 00:16:53,492 --> 00:16:55,255 Okay Let me meet him 234 00:16:56,662 --> 00:16:58,459 Where was I, Charlie? 235 00:17:03,202 --> 00:17:05,932 You didn't sleep in your bed last night 236 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:09,665 I stretched out in the den 237 00:17:09,942 --> 00:17:12,069 I didn't even know you were home 238 00:17:21,754 --> 00:17:25,554 Did Daddy mention that he was going sailing? 239 00:17:26,392 --> 00:17:28,326 Drink this coffee Straight 240 00:17:28,627 --> 00:17:29,616 Black 241 00:17:30,663 --> 00:17:33,393 Wayne Taylor said he intended to go out 242 00:17:35,167 --> 00:17:37,761 Maybe somebody stole his boat 243 00:17:39,038 --> 00:17:40,232 Stole it? 244 00:17:40,306 --> 00:17:41,534 The boat! 245 00:17:48,180 --> 00:17:50,842 If you didn't put me to bed last night, who did? 246 00:17:51,984 --> 00:17:54,782 I don't even remember leaving the yacht club 247 00:18:09,435 --> 00:18:10,595 GEORGE: She's not making anything 248 00:18:10,669 --> 00:18:11,966 Her oldest daughter's getting married 249 00:18:12,037 --> 00:18:13,868 She's going crazy about that 250 00:18:16,008 --> 00:18:16,997 Sir! 251 00:18:17,676 --> 00:18:20,008 Sir, would you mind waiting just a minute? 252 00:18:20,079 --> 00:18:21,478 We better get the Lieutenant 253 00:18:21,547 --> 00:18:23,811 Lieutenant! Lieutenant! 254 00:18:23,883 --> 00:18:25,248 I'm coming! 255 00:18:30,222 --> 00:18:32,986 Oh, that's a big ocean A lot of water out there 256 00:18:33,058 --> 00:18:35,117 Japan is that way? 257 00:18:35,194 --> 00:18:36,388 Lieutenant 258 00:18:37,396 --> 00:18:38,556 Excuse me, sir 259 00:18:38,697 --> 00:18:40,289 Be right with you 260 00:18:42,902 --> 00:18:43,926 Lieutenant 261 00:18:44,003 --> 00:18:45,300 John, how are you? 262 00:18:45,371 --> 00:18:47,066 Just fine, Lieutenant 263 00:18:48,707 --> 00:18:51,267 I'd like you to meet Theodore Albinsky 264 00:18:51,677 --> 00:18:52,666 How are you? 265 00:18:52,745 --> 00:18:53,734 Very good, sir 266 00:18:53,813 --> 00:18:54,905 Sarge 267 00:19:00,786 --> 00:19:04,347 I want to give these up The wife is into plants, she even talks to them 268 00:19:04,423 --> 00:19:07,620 She says the smoke is bad for them, so you keep a check on me 269 00:19:09,128 --> 00:19:10,322 Theodore 270 00:19:11,697 --> 00:19:12,755 Al what? 271 00:19:12,832 --> 00:19:14,094 Albinsky 272 00:19:14,433 --> 00:19:15,661 How old is he? 273 00:19:15,868 --> 00:19:17,028 He's 29 274 00:19:17,436 --> 00:19:19,597 He's been on the force four years 275 00:19:20,039 --> 00:19:22,030 The Chief is crazy about him 276 00:19:22,641 --> 00:19:25,109 He wants you to take him under your wing 277 00:19:32,785 --> 00:19:34,309 Theodore Alb 278 00:19:34,753 --> 00:19:36,015 Albinsky? Albinsky 279 00:19:36,555 --> 00:19:38,386 And what do I call you? Theodore? 280 00:19:38,724 --> 00:19:40,692 No, sir, you call me Mac 281 00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:42,249 Mac 282 00:19:42,728 --> 00:19:43,786 Yeah Mac 283 00:19:44,296 --> 00:19:46,287 Do you have any Scotch or Irish in you? 284 00:19:46,365 --> 00:19:47,730 Oh, no, sir 285 00:19:50,469 --> 00:19:51,697 All right, Mac 286 00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:52,896 Welcome aboard 287 00:19:53,005 --> 00:19:54,302 Mr Clay? 288 00:19:55,107 --> 00:19:57,234 Would you be kind enough to ride along with us, 289 00:19:57,309 --> 00:19:59,539 so we can fill in some background on the way? 290 00:20:00,112 --> 00:20:02,137 And John here, he'll come along with us 291 00:20:02,214 --> 00:20:05,183 And he'll take you wherever you want to go afterwards 292 00:20:05,251 --> 00:20:07,481 All right, Mac You come along 293 00:20:08,153 --> 00:20:11,680 Mac, you'll probably need some practice driving, 294 00:20:11,757 --> 00:20:14,726 in case we ever have to give chase You take the wheel 295 00:20:14,894 --> 00:20:18,227 Mr Clay, why don't you come around to this side here? 296 00:20:19,398 --> 00:20:22,299 I'm sorry, Mr Clay, you haven't met everybody 297 00:20:23,502 --> 00:20:27,165 The fella in that other car there is Sergeant John Sanderson 298 00:20:27,306 --> 00:20:29,433 Sergeant, why don't you get in the back here? 299 00:20:29,508 --> 00:20:30,497 Okay 300 00:20:31,076 --> 00:20:33,544 And this is Sergeant George Kramer 301 00:20:34,246 --> 00:20:37,272 Mr Clay, why don't you sit in the front like this? 302 00:20:37,550 --> 00:20:39,484 This fella likes to be called Mac 303 00:20:39,552 --> 00:20:40,541 Hi 304 00:20:41,687 --> 00:20:42,676 Here 305 00:20:45,157 --> 00:20:47,125 Lieutenant, how do we get this in reverse? 306 00:20:47,192 --> 00:20:48,181 Up 307 00:20:48,260 --> 00:20:49,284 Up? 308 00:20:49,361 --> 00:20:51,158 Toward the end knob Do you have enough room? 309 00:20:51,230 --> 00:20:52,629 Yeah Yeah 310 00:20:52,698 --> 00:20:55,132 Excuse me while I just get my watch 311 00:20:56,201 --> 00:20:58,192 All right, just give me a second 312 00:20:59,672 --> 00:21:02,038 I think it's in the other pocket 313 00:21:02,608 --> 00:21:04,007 There's the key right there, Mac 314 00:21:05,477 --> 00:21:08,878 Mr Clay, do you have the time? Is it anywhere near 11:20? 315 00:21:09,915 --> 00:21:10,973 Twentyone 316 00:21:11,050 --> 00:21:12,210 Oh, wonderful 317 00:21:12,952 --> 00:21:14,817 I set that by the radio 318 00:21:16,188 --> 00:21:17,314 Okay 319 00:21:18,724 --> 00:21:21,454 Excuse me, sir, if you don't mind, may I? 320 00:21:23,095 --> 00:21:25,256 Oh, that's a honey, isn't it? 321 00:21:25,598 --> 00:21:27,361 That's a real watch 322 00:21:27,533 --> 00:21:29,865 That's got the day and the date 323 00:21:30,402 --> 00:21:33,371 I'll bet you that's waterproof and shockproof 324 00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:38,002 Don't rush it, Mac 325 00:21:40,212 --> 00:21:41,201 That's it 326 00:21:42,014 --> 00:21:43,174 All right How do you switch to first? 327 00:21:43,282 --> 00:21:44,510 Toward you and down 328 00:21:46,218 --> 00:21:47,981 Slow on the clutch 329 00:21:48,153 --> 00:21:50,087 That's it That's it 330 00:21:51,590 --> 00:21:53,421 Okay Watch this guy here 331 00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:56,149 All right 332 00:21:58,497 --> 00:22:02,126 All right Take it around the full circle till you get the hang of it 333 00:22:11,710 --> 00:22:13,871 All right, hit the highway 334 00:22:30,462 --> 00:22:32,123 Now, that's a what? 335 00:22:32,965 --> 00:22:34,193 A yawl 336 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,258 Yawl? 337 00:22:36,335 --> 00:22:40,431 Yeah Yeah Yawls, ketches, schooners 338 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,470 And what makes a yawl? 339 00:22:43,876 --> 00:22:45,969 Well, yawl have mainsails 340 00:22:46,045 --> 00:22:48,673 Difference is that the mizzenmast 341 00:22:48,881 --> 00:22:52,339 is aft of the steering station on a yawl 342 00:22:53,152 --> 00:22:55,450 Thank you, Mr Clay Thank you very much 343 00:22:56,088 --> 00:22:57,146 Mac 344 00:22:59,391 --> 00:23:00,949 (WHISPERING) Go look around indoors 345 00:23:03,762 --> 00:23:07,425 I'd like to make a preliminary check, if you don't mind 346 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:11,361 No, no, no I like everything preliminary 347 00:23:16,341 --> 00:23:18,673 How was he when you last saw him? 348 00:23:20,412 --> 00:23:24,473 Well, when Taylor and I left him at his house, he was healthy 349 00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:31,219 You know, the first thing that our office did this morning 350 00:23:31,290 --> 00:23:33,815 was check that security service out there where he lives 351 00:23:33,892 --> 00:23:36,622 And a guard remembers your leaving the island, all right, 352 00:23:36,695 --> 00:23:39,994 but he never noticed your fatherinlaw's boat leave 353 00:23:42,201 --> 00:23:43,691 He couldn't have 354 00:23:44,703 --> 00:23:48,537 Because it's impossible to see a boat from the bridge gatehouse 355 00:23:50,776 --> 00:23:53,904 Check with the Coast Guard to see if they have any logged record 356 00:23:53,979 --> 00:23:55,640 of his departure, Lieutenant 357 00:23:55,714 --> 00:23:57,648 Oh, I never thought of that 358 00:23:58,183 --> 00:24:00,651 Good We'll do that 359 00:24:01,420 --> 00:24:05,720 Listen, are the police always called in when there's any possibility of an accident? 360 00:24:05,824 --> 00:24:09,954 Accident Oh, I'm sure this is an accident 361 00:24:11,196 --> 00:24:14,029 Don't worry just because I'm from Homicide 362 00:24:16,668 --> 00:24:19,364 Didn't I mention that? Well, never mind 363 00:24:21,673 --> 00:24:24,267 If the Commodore just fell off the boat, 364 00:24:24,343 --> 00:24:27,870 probably somebody out there already just picking him up 365 00:24:28,046 --> 00:24:31,015 I mean, we get lots of false alarms 366 00:24:33,285 --> 00:24:36,652 Mr Clay, would you care to come aboard? 367 00:24:45,030 --> 00:24:47,225 Love to have you join us, Sergeant 368 00:24:59,278 --> 00:25:01,712 They'll only take a minute there 369 00:25:06,218 --> 00:25:08,015 Sergeant, you got a match? 370 00:25:20,599 --> 00:25:21,588 Mr Clay, 371 00:25:23,468 --> 00:25:24,662 smoke? 372 00:25:26,271 --> 00:25:27,670 Erratically 373 00:25:35,380 --> 00:25:36,608 (HUMMING) 374 00:25:55,801 --> 00:25:56,790 Lieutenant 375 00:25:57,669 --> 00:25:59,330 Excuse me, Lieutenant 376 00:26:00,138 --> 00:26:02,902 This is Ensign O'Connor 377 00:26:03,075 --> 00:26:04,565 Lieutenant Columbo Hi, Lieutenant 378 00:26:04,643 --> 00:26:06,167 Sergeant Kramer, Ensign O'Connor 379 00:26:06,245 --> 00:26:07,337 Sergeant 380 00:26:07,412 --> 00:26:09,175 And, I think you know Charles Clay 381 00:26:09,248 --> 00:26:10,237 Yes, we met 382 00:26:10,315 --> 00:26:12,249 And this is, Bosun's Mate Murray 383 00:26:12,584 --> 00:26:14,814 Sorry Lieutenant Columbo 384 00:26:15,020 --> 00:26:17,420 Bosun's Mate Murray, this is Sergeant Kramer 385 00:26:17,489 --> 00:26:20,617 Sergeant This is Mr Clay Charles Clay, Bosun's Mate Murray 386 00:26:20,692 --> 00:26:22,250 All right I got you 387 00:26:22,327 --> 00:26:24,591 Would these gentlemen come aboard? 388 00:26:24,663 --> 00:26:25,652 All right 389 00:26:26,064 --> 00:26:29,465 Lieutenant, I brought Murray, here, down 390 00:26:29,534 --> 00:26:32,367 I thought you might like to see his log entry last night 391 00:26:32,437 --> 00:26:34,632 Oh, yes, yes, I certainly would 392 00:26:34,706 --> 00:26:35,900 What do you think? 393 00:26:36,108 --> 00:26:39,373 This is a big thing, this yawl 394 00:26:40,846 --> 00:26:44,077 Do you think one man could sail this all by himself? 395 00:26:44,149 --> 00:26:45,138 MURRAY: Well, sir, if you ask me, 396 00:26:45,250 --> 00:26:49,084 I think the Commodore could sail the Queen Mary alone, sir 397 00:26:49,321 --> 00:26:50,345 Oh? 398 00:26:50,422 --> 00:26:53,619 O'CONNOR: He's one of the finest sailors in the world, Lieutenant 399 00:26:53,692 --> 00:26:57,219 Yes, he's designed even bigger boats for single handling 400 00:27:00,732 --> 00:27:02,927 Well, what do you think happened? 401 00:27:04,202 --> 00:27:06,602 Well, sir, I don't know, 402 00:27:07,072 --> 00:27:09,870 but that portside cleat was pulled loose 403 00:27:10,509 --> 00:27:12,739 That might have given him a little trouble 404 00:27:12,811 --> 00:27:14,608 Portside cleat 405 00:27:16,348 --> 00:27:17,508 Cleat 406 00:27:20,452 --> 00:27:21,942 What does that do? 407 00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:24,352 O'CONNOR: It secures the gib sheet 408 00:27:34,566 --> 00:27:35,760 Murray 409 00:27:37,469 --> 00:27:38,697 Yes, sir? 410 00:27:39,237 --> 00:27:42,206 Let me take a look at that log 411 00:27:42,274 --> 00:27:44,037 Yes, sir Here you go 412 00:27:44,309 --> 00:27:49,406 lt'll show you as the time the Commodore cleared the harbor last night 413 00:27:49,481 --> 00:27:51,540 That was 1:23 am 414 00:27:51,883 --> 00:27:54,215 I'm sure it was him, sir He was all alone 415 00:27:54,820 --> 00:27:55,912 Here 416 00:27:59,057 --> 00:28:00,922 Was the mizzen furled when you found it? 417 00:28:00,993 --> 00:28:03,154 No, sir, it was all the way up 418 00:28:03,228 --> 00:28:04,718 MURRAY: The wind was only 12 knots, sir 419 00:28:04,796 --> 00:28:07,094 That's approximately 13 miles per hour, 420 00:28:07,265 --> 00:28:08,459 on land 421 00:28:09,668 --> 00:28:11,135 Were the running lines free? 422 00:28:11,203 --> 00:28:14,070 All clear, wheel perfect No seaweed below 423 00:28:16,308 --> 00:28:17,400 Thank you very much 424 00:28:17,476 --> 00:28:18,636 Right, sir 425 00:28:18,710 --> 00:28:20,143 Thank you very much Yes, sir 426 00:28:32,457 --> 00:28:35,255 Mr Columbo, if he did happen to fall overboard, 427 00:28:35,327 --> 00:28:38,125 do you know what the odds are against finding him in the water? 428 00:28:38,196 --> 00:28:40,562 Between the tides, sharks and currents? 429 00:28:41,666 --> 00:28:44,066 Most of the people around here seem to like him 430 00:28:44,236 --> 00:28:46,227 Yeah Most of us Fred! 431 00:28:47,105 --> 00:28:48,265 Fred! 432 00:28:50,575 --> 00:28:51,701 Who's Fred? 433 00:28:51,777 --> 00:28:52,766 Yard Foreman 434 00:28:53,011 --> 00:28:56,777 You wanted to know why the Commodore stopped by here yesterday Fred was here 435 00:28:56,848 --> 00:28:57,940 Fred! 436 00:29:00,752 --> 00:29:03,550 So you went up to his place and you took him that thing, huh? 437 00:29:03,622 --> 00:29:04,611 That's right 438 00:29:04,689 --> 00:29:06,350 You took him that quad? 439 00:29:06,425 --> 00:29:08,017 Part of a vane 440 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:09,925 Part of a vane 441 00:29:10,228 --> 00:29:12,287 And he was gonna fix something? 442 00:29:12,364 --> 00:29:13,922 Yeah The boat was shipshape, 443 00:29:13,999 --> 00:29:16,490 but he took it out last week and there was one thing bugging him 444 00:29:16,568 --> 00:29:18,263 The selfsteering vane 445 00:29:18,336 --> 00:29:22,670 And this part of the vane, that's what this is for? 446 00:29:22,741 --> 00:29:24,436 Yeah It's selfadjusting 447 00:29:25,277 --> 00:29:28,576 The vane is selfadjusting 448 00:29:28,647 --> 00:29:31,548 Mr Columbo, the Commodore's yawl is fully equipped 449 00:29:31,616 --> 00:29:33,743 to sail around the world singlehanded 450 00:29:33,885 --> 00:29:36,251 But you like to sleep, don't you? 451 00:29:36,555 --> 00:29:38,284 Oh, I've got to have my eight 452 00:29:38,356 --> 00:29:40,620 All right You gotta have your eight 453 00:29:40,692 --> 00:29:44,423 You're all alone on a boat, you still need your eight Right? 454 00:29:49,534 --> 00:29:51,126 I got you 455 00:29:52,671 --> 00:29:55,231 Who's running the ship while I'm in the sack? 456 00:29:55,307 --> 00:29:58,037 BOTH: The selfsteering vane 457 00:29:59,111 --> 00:30:00,169 Fred! 458 00:30:00,245 --> 00:30:01,405 FRED: Here! 459 00:30:02,714 --> 00:30:04,409 Fred, this is Lieutenant Columbo 460 00:30:04,483 --> 00:30:05,950 from the Los Angeles Police Department 461 00:30:06,017 --> 00:30:07,678 He wants to ask you a question 462 00:30:08,420 --> 00:30:09,887 How you doing, Fred? 463 00:30:10,222 --> 00:30:11,348 Okay, Lieutenant 464 00:30:11,723 --> 00:30:13,452 Be with you in a minute 465 00:30:13,658 --> 00:30:16,024 I got to see one of those vanes 466 00:30:18,830 --> 00:30:19,888 How was he? 467 00:30:19,965 --> 00:30:20,954 Who? 468 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:22,692 The Commodore 469 00:30:22,767 --> 00:30:25,167 He was pretty upset That's why he went sailing 470 00:30:25,237 --> 00:30:27,102 When he's upset he takes it out at sea 471 00:30:27,939 --> 00:30:29,566 And you know him pretty good? 472 00:30:29,908 --> 00:30:32,172 I've been managing his boatyard for quite a while 473 00:30:32,244 --> 00:30:35,213 So you're the manager of the Swanson Boatyard, huh? 474 00:30:36,648 --> 00:30:38,172 This is Fred? 475 00:30:38,250 --> 00:30:39,410 That's correct 476 00:30:40,051 --> 00:30:42,679 You run the yard and he's the foreman 477 00:30:43,388 --> 00:30:47,825 Now, over you is Mr Charles Clay 478 00:30:48,593 --> 00:30:49,719 Is that right? 479 00:30:49,794 --> 00:30:50,818 That's right 480 00:30:51,329 --> 00:30:53,422 And he married the Commodore's daughter? 481 00:30:54,232 --> 00:30:55,722 That's right 482 00:30:56,735 --> 00:30:58,896 And the Commodore owns all this 483 00:31:05,777 --> 00:31:07,210 Nice boat 484 00:31:10,282 --> 00:31:11,510 All right 485 00:31:14,819 --> 00:31:15,843 Fred? 486 00:31:15,921 --> 00:31:17,047 Yes, sir! 487 00:31:19,057 --> 00:31:20,081 (LOUD WHIRRING) 488 00:31:20,158 --> 00:31:21,989 Mr Taylor here 489 00:31:22,394 --> 00:31:26,262 tells me that you were down here yesterday afternoon, 490 00:31:27,165 --> 00:31:29,531 and the Commodore came down 491 00:31:30,635 --> 00:31:33,832 And he went into the spare parts shop 492 00:31:33,905 --> 00:31:35,429 The chandlery 493 00:31:36,274 --> 00:31:37,866 COLUMBO: Is that right, Fred? 494 00:31:37,943 --> 00:31:39,137 Yes, sir 495 00:31:39,211 --> 00:31:41,338 And he picked up a few things? 496 00:31:43,114 --> 00:31:44,479 Is that right, Fred? 497 00:31:44,683 --> 00:31:46,310 Mr Taylor will tell you 498 00:31:46,384 --> 00:31:49,182 He was always in and out Picking up bits and pieces 499 00:31:54,259 --> 00:31:56,693 Do you remember what he took yesterday? 500 00:31:56,761 --> 00:31:58,388 Well, I had to get back to work 501 00:31:58,463 --> 00:32:02,866 But by the time I left him, he had a few stencils and some paint 502 00:32:02,934 --> 00:32:03,923 Stencils? 503 00:32:04,002 --> 00:32:06,527 Yes, sir Stencils Cleat A bunch of running 504 00:32:06,605 --> 00:32:07,594 Cleat, is it? 505 00:32:07,672 --> 00:32:08,798 Cleat! Cleat? 506 00:32:08,873 --> 00:32:10,340 Running lines Come again? 507 00:32:10,408 --> 00:32:12,035 Running lines Running lines? 508 00:32:12,110 --> 00:32:13,099 Yes, sir Like boat 509 00:32:13,178 --> 00:32:14,202 All right! 510 00:32:14,279 --> 00:32:16,406 And a can of black marine paint 511 00:32:16,481 --> 00:32:18,506 Marine paint Black paint 512 00:32:18,750 --> 00:32:19,808 Black what? 513 00:32:19,884 --> 00:32:22,478 Paint, sir Black paint 514 00:32:22,554 --> 00:32:23,987 Black marine paint 515 00:32:24,055 --> 00:32:25,386 Marine paint? 516 00:32:27,058 --> 00:32:29,026 What else, I don't know 517 00:32:29,427 --> 00:32:31,258 It doesn't make no sense 518 00:32:33,098 --> 00:32:34,497 Thank you, Fred 519 00:32:35,533 --> 00:32:36,727 Black paint? 520 00:32:36,801 --> 00:32:40,396 Oh, Uncle Otis would have all sorts of uses for black paint 521 00:32:41,206 --> 00:32:42,867 That doesn't mean anything, Lieutenant 522 00:32:42,941 --> 00:32:46,206 That's not gonna tell you what happened to him last night 523 00:32:46,278 --> 00:32:48,337 No, I don't suppose it would 524 00:32:48,546 --> 00:32:52,778 And you don't think that the Commodore is the kind of man who would just fall overboard? 525 00:32:52,851 --> 00:32:54,409 If he did, he'd walk home 526 00:32:54,486 --> 00:32:57,284 That's the way most people thought of him around here 527 00:32:57,355 --> 00:32:59,118 And they were right 528 00:32:59,724 --> 00:33:04,252 You know, he's given me an allowance ever since I was 14 and my folks died 529 00:33:04,562 --> 00:33:05,824 An allowance? 530 00:33:06,164 --> 00:33:09,361 Oh, so they call it a salary now, but who's kidding who? 531 00:33:09,934 --> 00:33:13,233 He even stuck me in his will He showed it to me 532 00:33:15,807 --> 00:33:18,970 You've seen the will? What's in it? 533 00:33:19,978 --> 00:33:22,173 A couple of thousand whereases 534 00:33:23,248 --> 00:33:26,581 He just wanted me to know there'd be a trust set up, 535 00:33:26,985 --> 00:33:29,510 in case Charles got any bright ideas 536 00:33:30,689 --> 00:33:34,716 You didn't happen to notice whether Charles inherits anything, did you? 537 00:33:34,793 --> 00:33:35,782 No, no 538 00:33:35,860 --> 00:33:39,159 Joanna, the Commodore's daughter, gets everything The works 539 00:33:40,732 --> 00:33:44,190 But, you know, California's a communityproperty state 540 00:33:44,269 --> 00:33:46,260 So, what's the difference? 541 00:33:47,405 --> 00:33:48,497 Yes 542 00:33:49,607 --> 00:33:50,801 Right 543 00:33:51,576 --> 00:33:52,941 SWANNY: There she is 544 00:33:54,145 --> 00:33:57,273 That little gem there was the wedding present 545 00:33:57,349 --> 00:33:59,044 It was five years ago 546 00:33:59,484 --> 00:34:01,418 COLUMBO: You don't suppose I could 547 00:34:01,486 --> 00:34:04,421 sort of get on that thing, and just look around, do you? 548 00:34:04,489 --> 00:34:07,515 You know, I've never been on anything that fancy 549 00:34:07,592 --> 00:34:10,152 Why not? Be my guest 550 00:34:18,837 --> 00:34:20,828 A wedding present, huh? 551 00:35:15,059 --> 00:35:16,651 Are you all right? 552 00:35:37,015 --> 00:35:38,448 What are you doing? 553 00:35:40,051 --> 00:35:41,279 TM 554 00:35:42,454 --> 00:35:43,580 TM? 555 00:35:45,890 --> 00:35:47,755 Transcendental meditation 556 00:35:48,460 --> 00:35:49,620 Oh 557 00:35:51,996 --> 00:35:53,361 About what? 558 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:56,628 Relax 559 00:35:59,204 --> 00:36:00,501 Who are you? 560 00:36:03,475 --> 00:36:04,601 Lisa 561 00:36:09,781 --> 00:36:11,339 That's not right 562 00:36:12,484 --> 00:36:13,974 What's not right? 563 00:36:16,387 --> 00:36:17,854 Let me show you 564 00:36:19,424 --> 00:36:22,257 You're supposed to put this foot up to this thigh, 565 00:36:22,327 --> 00:36:24,522 and this foot up to that thigh 566 00:36:36,708 --> 00:36:39,040 Would you help me with that foot? 567 00:36:43,948 --> 00:36:44,937 Relax 568 00:36:45,817 --> 00:36:47,079 I'm trying to 569 00:36:50,655 --> 00:36:52,520 This ankle hurts 570 00:36:54,726 --> 00:36:55,886 Relax? 571 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,394 This foot on this thigh 572 00:37:01,432 --> 00:37:03,423 This foot over here? 573 00:37:06,271 --> 00:37:08,569 Would you help me with that? 574 00:37:16,047 --> 00:37:18,311 I don't think I'm gonna be able to do that 575 00:37:18,816 --> 00:37:20,750 Can I just keep my legs out like this? 576 00:37:21,519 --> 00:37:22,645 Sure 577 00:37:37,802 --> 00:37:40,100 Did you bring that cop over here? 578 00:37:40,171 --> 00:37:41,160 Yeah 579 00:37:41,573 --> 00:37:42,767 Why? 580 00:37:43,308 --> 00:37:44,468 Idiot! 581 00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,678 This is Mr Charles Clay's boat, isn't it? 582 00:37:51,749 --> 00:37:52,841 Yes 583 00:37:53,484 --> 00:37:54,576 Okay 584 00:37:54,986 --> 00:37:56,613 I work for Mr Clay 585 00:37:56,854 --> 00:37:58,287 What do you do? 586 00:37:58,856 --> 00:38:03,190 I am a naval architect and a marine engineer 587 00:38:04,028 --> 00:38:05,689 And I work 588 00:38:07,966 --> 00:38:09,228 with Mr Swanson 589 00:38:18,476 --> 00:38:21,741 I didn't know you were into meditation, Lieutenant 590 00:38:24,482 --> 00:38:25,710 Well 591 00:38:29,253 --> 00:38:30,481 Lisa? 592 00:38:30,555 --> 00:38:31,544 Yes 593 00:38:33,257 --> 00:38:36,249 Miss Lisa was just demonstrating 594 00:38:36,661 --> 00:38:37,992 Lieutenant! 595 00:38:38,229 --> 00:38:40,163 Hey, Lieutenant Where are you? 596 00:38:40,231 --> 00:38:41,459 Up here! 597 00:38:41,532 --> 00:38:43,432 Up on top of the back 598 00:38:43,568 --> 00:38:45,695 Well, do you want us to wait down here or come up there? 599 00:38:45,770 --> 00:38:47,135 Come on up 600 00:38:49,540 --> 00:38:50,871 Come below 601 00:38:54,178 --> 00:38:55,873 Have a nice meditation 602 00:38:58,983 --> 00:39:02,282 It's too bad you didn't stay at the Coast Guard station a little longer this morning, 603 00:39:02,353 --> 00:39:04,253 or at least check with your office more often 604 00:39:04,656 --> 00:39:06,283 Why do you say that? 605 00:39:06,357 --> 00:39:09,121 Oh, why do you keep suggesting that my fatherinlaw's disappearance 606 00:39:09,193 --> 00:39:10,922 was something more than an accident? 607 00:39:10,995 --> 00:39:13,555 Oh, just a couple of little things bothered me 608 00:39:15,733 --> 00:39:18,998 Yes This is Charles Clay May I speak to Ensign O'Connor, please? 609 00:39:19,604 --> 00:39:23,734 It was Ensign O'Connor who found that spot of blood on the mizzen boom 610 00:39:26,678 --> 00:39:28,441 Yes, Ensign This is Charles Clay 611 00:39:28,513 --> 00:39:31,243 Would you tell Lieutenant Columbo what you told me? 612 00:39:31,516 --> 00:39:34,451 All right? Right Hang on Here 613 00:39:36,421 --> 00:39:37,410 (EXCLAIMS) 614 00:39:38,256 --> 00:39:39,518 Sorry 615 00:39:42,827 --> 00:39:43,987 Hello 616 00:39:48,733 --> 00:39:53,227 He lost control of a line, his boat jibed, mizzen boom swung, and that was it 617 00:39:53,805 --> 00:39:54,794 Mmmhmm 618 00:39:56,140 --> 00:39:57,630 Well, thank you 619 00:40:08,486 --> 00:40:10,420 What does "jibed" mean? 620 00:40:13,091 --> 00:40:14,956 Come on, I'll show you 621 00:40:23,935 --> 00:40:25,732 That's the jibe, Lieutenant 622 00:40:26,471 --> 00:40:27,904 That's your old fashioned jibe 623 00:40:27,972 --> 00:40:31,533 From port to starboard, starboard to port Right to left, left to right 624 00:40:31,776 --> 00:40:33,107 And what causes that? 625 00:40:33,411 --> 00:40:36,278 Well, when you're going along, 626 00:40:36,481 --> 00:40:39,541 wind gets behind your sail, hits it, boom 627 00:40:39,617 --> 00:40:42,313 Moves it all the way from one side of the vessel to the other 628 00:40:42,386 --> 00:40:43,410 Now, what's that? 629 00:40:43,488 --> 00:40:44,921 What's what? This here 630 00:40:44,989 --> 00:40:46,479 This wood? Yeah 631 00:40:46,557 --> 00:40:47,819 It's the boom 632 00:40:47,892 --> 00:40:49,257 What boom is that? 633 00:40:49,327 --> 00:40:51,192 What? It's the main boom 634 00:40:51,262 --> 00:40:52,786 Is there another boom? 635 00:40:52,864 --> 00:40:54,263 Yeah, there's a mizzen boom 636 00:40:54,332 --> 00:40:55,697 The mizzen boom 637 00:40:56,200 --> 00:40:58,168 This is the mizzen boom 638 00:40:59,604 --> 00:41:01,765 Now, this is a smaller boom? 639 00:41:01,839 --> 00:41:03,431 Yeah It's also lower 640 00:41:03,508 --> 00:41:04,770 And lower Yeah 641 00:41:04,842 --> 00:41:06,707 You heard of lowering the boom? 642 00:41:06,978 --> 00:41:09,469 Oh, yeah So this is lower 643 00:41:09,580 --> 00:41:13,778 Ah, yes Oh, that's low Yeah 644 00:41:14,819 --> 00:41:15,808 Okay 645 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:18,514 Move to starboard, port, same way 646 00:41:18,589 --> 00:41:20,216 Now, what's this? 647 00:41:20,291 --> 00:41:24,284 That? That's the selfsteering vane 648 00:41:26,164 --> 00:41:29,258 That's the selfsteering vane That's right 649 00:41:29,333 --> 00:41:31,267 You know how that works? 650 00:41:32,370 --> 00:41:33,496 What do you do with that? 651 00:41:33,571 --> 00:41:35,129 Let me show you Here 652 00:41:35,339 --> 00:41:37,000 Put that up here 653 00:41:38,776 --> 00:41:40,641 Hold on this piece right here 654 00:41:40,711 --> 00:41:43,373 till it slides down there just like that 655 00:41:43,447 --> 00:41:45,108 All the way down 656 00:41:45,183 --> 00:41:47,743 Then it self steers It's like an automatic pilot 657 00:41:47,885 --> 00:41:49,045 By itself? 658 00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,553 All by itself That's right 659 00:41:50,621 --> 00:41:51,610 I see 660 00:41:51,689 --> 00:41:52,951 As the wind catches it 661 00:41:53,024 --> 00:41:54,252 You don't have to That's 662 00:41:54,325 --> 00:41:55,815 You don't have to handle that? 663 00:41:55,893 --> 00:41:57,292 That's not a handle That's a weight 664 00:41:57,361 --> 00:41:58,521 Ah, I see 665 00:41:58,596 --> 00:42:00,928 Let me just take a look at that 666 00:42:00,998 --> 00:42:02,056 Here 667 00:42:02,166 --> 00:42:03,155 Okay 668 00:42:03,234 --> 00:42:04,929 There you go 669 00:42:07,271 --> 00:42:09,068 And I just take that off, right? 670 00:42:09,140 --> 00:42:10,437 Hang on Hang on 671 00:42:10,508 --> 00:42:11,668 Wind will catch you and you'll go over 672 00:42:11,742 --> 00:42:13,004 Oh, I don't want to go over 673 00:42:13,077 --> 00:42:14,510 All right Okay 674 00:42:14,579 --> 00:42:16,171 There we are All right 675 00:42:16,914 --> 00:42:21,044 And this whole yawl is driven by this vane 676 00:42:21,118 --> 00:42:23,746 That's right Without a need of human help 677 00:42:23,821 --> 00:42:25,550 Yeah, all right 678 00:42:25,623 --> 00:42:27,989 Now, what way would you put that on? Huh? 679 00:42:28,059 --> 00:42:29,253 Doesn't make any difference 680 00:42:29,327 --> 00:42:30,919 Wouldn't make no difference, huh? 681 00:42:30,995 --> 00:42:31,984 Any difference 682 00:42:32,063 --> 00:42:33,087 Adjusts to the wind 683 00:42:33,164 --> 00:42:34,290 Right 684 00:42:34,699 --> 00:42:35,688 Look at that 685 00:42:35,766 --> 00:42:37,700 There's something missing that should be here 686 00:42:37,768 --> 00:42:38,962 What's that? 687 00:42:39,036 --> 00:42:40,697 There's supposed to be a nut here 688 00:42:42,340 --> 00:42:43,432 A nut? Yes A nut 689 00:42:43,507 --> 00:42:46,806 You put that on over there, slide it down, screw the nut on 690 00:42:46,878 --> 00:42:48,106 It secures it 691 00:42:48,746 --> 00:42:50,077 There's no nut 692 00:42:51,182 --> 00:42:52,945 Well, what is the nut for? 693 00:42:53,017 --> 00:42:55,281 Well, it secures it It holds it on top Just like that 694 00:42:55,353 --> 00:42:57,787 Oh, you put the vane on down there 695 00:42:57,855 --> 00:43:00,619 Then this bolt comes up, you screw down the bolt, 696 00:43:00,691 --> 00:43:03,216 secures it, and it steers 697 00:43:03,294 --> 00:43:05,524 Oh So the nut would be 698 00:43:05,963 --> 00:43:07,191 I see It should be there 699 00:43:07,265 --> 00:43:08,254 On top 700 00:43:08,332 --> 00:43:09,526 Or on top 701 00:43:10,368 --> 00:43:11,733 And there's no nut there, huh? 702 00:43:11,802 --> 00:43:12,791 There's no nut 703 00:43:12,870 --> 00:43:14,269 Well, what do you think happened? 704 00:43:14,338 --> 00:43:15,703 I don't know 705 00:43:15,940 --> 00:43:18,408 Maybe it's somewhere on board here 706 00:43:19,810 --> 00:43:21,505 There's no nut 707 00:43:22,647 --> 00:43:25,309 Well, what could've happened, I'm speculating, 708 00:43:26,150 --> 00:43:30,450 is the Commodore had put the vane back there, 709 00:43:30,755 --> 00:43:32,916 came up here, took the nut off, 710 00:43:33,224 --> 00:43:35,055 turned around this way 711 00:43:35,126 --> 00:43:39,859 As he started to walk, his mizzen jibed like that 712 00:43:40,064 --> 00:43:43,591 He went overboard like that The nut dropped in the water 713 00:43:44,235 --> 00:43:45,293 As simple as that 714 00:43:45,636 --> 00:43:47,103 All right 715 00:43:48,639 --> 00:43:50,004 Where was the blood? 716 00:43:50,107 --> 00:43:52,905 The blood was here on the portside of the mizzen 717 00:43:52,977 --> 00:43:55,207 On the port Yeah Right there 718 00:43:55,279 --> 00:43:56,974 On the portside 719 00:43:57,348 --> 00:43:58,815 There was the blood 720 00:43:58,883 --> 00:44:00,475 So he was turning this way 721 00:44:00,551 --> 00:44:01,609 It jibed 722 00:44:01,686 --> 00:44:03,313 It jibed this way 723 00:44:03,654 --> 00:44:05,178 Got him Port 724 00:44:05,423 --> 00:44:08,051 To the left and got him, and that was it 725 00:44:08,125 --> 00:44:09,114 Over 726 00:44:09,193 --> 00:44:10,592 Watch your head 727 00:44:11,629 --> 00:44:12,618 Okay 728 00:44:13,597 --> 00:44:14,689 All right 729 00:44:17,101 --> 00:44:18,363 All right 730 00:44:18,469 --> 00:44:20,403 Taking the nut off, 731 00:44:21,605 --> 00:44:24,631 going to get the selfsteering vane, 732 00:44:25,843 --> 00:44:29,904 and the mizzen boom jibed 733 00:44:30,114 --> 00:44:31,103 Right 734 00:44:31,716 --> 00:44:33,377 Blood on the port 735 00:44:57,241 --> 00:44:58,299 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 736 00:45:08,419 --> 00:45:09,545 Hello 737 00:45:10,454 --> 00:45:11,546 Yes 738 00:45:13,224 --> 00:45:14,623 I'm sorry to hear that 739 00:45:14,692 --> 00:45:15,681 All right 740 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,325 Right away 741 00:45:27,705 --> 00:45:29,332 They found your father 742 00:45:30,841 --> 00:45:32,103 Have they? 743 00:45:34,678 --> 00:45:38,705 Columbo wants one of us to identify the body 744 00:45:40,217 --> 00:45:41,206 He's dead 745 00:45:41,752 --> 00:45:42,844 Daddy! 746 00:45:44,055 --> 00:45:45,181 Daddy! 747 00:45:45,256 --> 00:45:46,746 I'd better go 748 00:45:47,725 --> 00:45:49,124 Please! 749 00:45:49,193 --> 00:45:51,320 I have to, Joanna Now, don't drink 750 00:45:51,962 --> 00:45:53,259 Look 751 00:45:53,330 --> 00:45:55,127 Do you remember this, hmm? 752 00:45:55,199 --> 00:45:57,190 Remember this? My anniversary gift 753 00:45:57,268 --> 00:45:58,462 Look at it! 754 00:45:58,536 --> 00:45:59,867 Our brooch 755 00:46:01,439 --> 00:46:02,667 Where did you find it? 756 00:46:02,740 --> 00:46:04,105 I picked it up 757 00:46:04,442 --> 00:46:05,534 I can't remember 758 00:46:05,609 --> 00:46:07,668 No I know you can't remember 759 00:46:08,512 --> 00:46:10,002 Now, don't drink 760 00:46:11,615 --> 00:46:12,946 Don't drink! 761 00:46:17,855 --> 00:46:19,049 It's him 762 00:46:19,123 --> 00:46:20,454 I'm sorry, sir 763 00:46:21,892 --> 00:46:24,087 Thank you very much Sergeant 764 00:46:28,032 --> 00:46:30,330 These are some of the things that we found in his pocket 765 00:46:30,401 --> 00:46:31,766 You all right? 766 00:46:31,836 --> 00:46:32,825 Yeah 767 00:46:53,491 --> 00:46:57,154 Was this a watch chain, maybe? It was found hooked to his jacket 768 00:46:58,496 --> 00:46:59,724 Yeah That was his 769 00:47:01,332 --> 00:47:02,799 See, it's broken 770 00:47:03,100 --> 00:47:05,227 I wonder where the watch is 771 00:47:06,437 --> 00:47:08,598 Well, I wouldn't know, Lieutenant 772 00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:10,566 Wouldn't know 773 00:47:10,741 --> 00:47:12,470 Well, what's the difference? 774 00:47:12,776 --> 00:47:15,074 It's not going to help us find the murderer 775 00:47:17,248 --> 00:47:18,510 The what? 776 00:47:19,083 --> 00:47:22,382 The doctors are already pretty certain that your fatherinlaw was dead 777 00:47:22,453 --> 00:47:23,545 before he went in the water 778 00:47:23,621 --> 00:47:25,486 Maybe even some time before 779 00:47:25,556 --> 00:47:28,389 Something to do with water in the lungs Too much water, 780 00:47:28,459 --> 00:47:30,518 not enough water No water 781 00:47:31,095 --> 00:47:32,995 They claim he was dead 782 00:47:35,566 --> 00:47:38,558 Maybe he was hit and fell down, 783 00:47:38,636 --> 00:47:42,197 and was knocked over later by a big wave or something 784 00:47:42,273 --> 00:47:46,073 Well, you know, the Coast Guard says that the swells 785 00:47:46,410 --> 00:47:48,537 were only two or three feet 786 00:47:49,847 --> 00:47:52,816 There must've been somebody else on the boat 787 00:47:58,956 --> 00:48:00,048 CHARLIE: Lieutenant 788 00:48:00,124 --> 00:48:01,113 Yes, sir? 789 00:48:01,192 --> 00:48:03,524 I was not the other person on board 790 00:48:03,794 --> 00:48:06,592 Therefore, there is nothing that I could have done to the Commodore 791 00:48:06,664 --> 00:48:07,858 You couldn't? 792 00:48:08,199 --> 00:48:11,259 I left the island where his boat was moored shortly after midnight 793 00:48:11,335 --> 00:48:12,962 And I never returned 794 00:48:13,037 --> 00:48:15,130 Check with the security guards They're on duty 24 hours 795 00:48:15,206 --> 00:48:17,140 Now, sir, this is the wrong way 796 00:48:18,609 --> 00:48:20,440 That's the right way 797 00:48:21,912 --> 00:48:23,846 They're on duty 24 hours 798 00:48:23,914 --> 00:48:26,109 And I simply could not have returned without them seeing me 799 00:48:26,183 --> 00:48:27,582 Yes, sir I guess that's all true 800 00:48:27,651 --> 00:48:29,881 And that guard, he certainly remembers what time you left, 801 00:48:29,954 --> 00:48:31,922 just like I told you he did 802 00:48:31,989 --> 00:48:35,152 But that's exactly what's been bothering me right from the beginning 803 00:48:35,226 --> 00:48:36,352 Time 804 00:48:37,528 --> 00:48:40,190 Ever since I saw that beautiful watch of yours, 805 00:48:40,698 --> 00:48:41,687 time 806 00:48:43,334 --> 00:48:47,065 Why would you check with the guard when you were leaving the island? 807 00:48:47,204 --> 00:48:48,603 The time 808 00:48:49,340 --> 00:48:51,672 He's got a drugstore watch 809 00:48:52,776 --> 00:48:56,678 Unless you wanted to make certain that when you were leaving he would remember 810 00:48:56,914 --> 00:48:57,903 The time 811 00:49:19,870 --> 00:49:23,499 I'm really confused There're so many islands around here 812 00:49:23,874 --> 00:49:27,708 Where are we now? Are we on an island or are we on the mainland? 813 00:49:27,811 --> 00:49:29,472 The mainland, Lieutenant Here, let me show you 814 00:49:29,546 --> 00:49:30,706 Ensign 815 00:49:31,115 --> 00:49:33,379 Let me explain it to him, all right? 816 00:49:33,450 --> 00:49:35,680 Lieutenant, let me explain it to you 817 00:49:37,254 --> 00:49:39,745 Let's pretend that you're the island 818 00:49:39,923 --> 00:49:42,721 and your foot here 819 00:49:43,227 --> 00:49:46,993 is the Commodore's house Now, over here is the mainland, 820 00:49:48,065 --> 00:49:50,693 and this piling here is the yacht club 821 00:49:51,468 --> 00:49:55,199 Now, between the yacht club and the island is a channel 822 00:49:57,074 --> 00:50:00,908 From the yacht club to the Commodore's house is about a mile 823 00:50:01,312 --> 00:50:02,870 Then on out to sea 824 00:50:02,980 --> 00:50:04,845 Is it possible to swim 825 00:50:06,650 --> 00:50:10,677 from the mainland to the island at night without being seen? 826 00:50:11,922 --> 00:50:16,484 Well, the channel is very welllit, all night in fact 827 00:50:16,994 --> 00:50:19,394 But there's a reason for the law against swimming, Lieutenant 828 00:50:19,463 --> 00:50:20,896 With all the boat traffic in here, 829 00:50:20,964 --> 00:50:24,297 the chances of being hit by a boat or a propeller are only too good 830 00:50:24,668 --> 00:50:29,230 On top of which, it was a Friday night A lot of people were awake, partying 831 00:50:29,306 --> 00:50:32,798 I don't mean it's impossible I just don't think it's very likely 832 00:50:32,876 --> 00:50:33,865 Lieutenant, 833 00:50:34,478 --> 00:50:35,604 your cigar 834 00:50:36,347 --> 00:50:39,839 Oh You're right, Sergeant Thank you 835 00:50:40,317 --> 00:50:41,477 What do you have there? 836 00:50:41,552 --> 00:50:42,541 Stencils 837 00:50:43,153 --> 00:50:44,142 Stencils 838 00:50:45,155 --> 00:50:48,647 Cleat, running line, black marine paint 839 00:50:49,126 --> 00:50:50,354 Where's the other stuff? 840 00:50:50,427 --> 00:50:51,894 It's on the boat 841 00:50:53,864 --> 00:50:58,597 This is a stencil and you use that to paint a word 842 00:51:00,738 --> 00:51:02,171 These haven't been painted on 843 00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:03,263 No 844 00:51:03,340 --> 00:51:04,329 No paint 845 00:51:04,408 --> 00:51:05,397 No 846 00:51:06,009 --> 00:51:08,204 All right What's the word? 847 00:51:08,946 --> 00:51:11,847 Well, sir I would say "sails" This one 848 00:51:13,617 --> 00:51:14,982 This one is just a blank, I guess 849 00:51:15,352 --> 00:51:17,343 "Sails" with a blank 850 00:51:23,193 --> 00:51:24,558 A hole 851 00:51:31,268 --> 00:51:33,566 And where would you paint this? 852 00:51:35,105 --> 00:51:39,064 Well, a lot of people stencil their sails locker 853 00:51:39,276 --> 00:51:40,675 A locker 854 00:51:43,747 --> 00:51:47,877 Thank you for your time, sir That was very helpful Appreciate the time 855 00:51:47,951 --> 00:51:49,612 Oh, that's okay 856 00:51:49,720 --> 00:51:51,017 Good luck 857 00:51:52,089 --> 00:51:53,078 Mac 858 00:51:54,758 --> 00:51:55,747 Sergeant 859 00:51:57,294 --> 00:52:00,263 Can we spell anything else out of these? 860 00:52:00,364 --> 00:52:01,763 Let's see 861 00:52:02,366 --> 00:52:03,492 Slia 862 00:52:04,668 --> 00:52:06,465 Silas, slias 863 00:52:08,505 --> 00:52:09,529 Slas 864 00:52:09,606 --> 00:52:10,595 Slasis 865 00:52:11,809 --> 00:52:12,798 Lassi? 866 00:52:13,076 --> 00:52:14,338 You need an "E" 867 00:52:14,411 --> 00:52:16,470 You need an "E" for that, Sergeant 868 00:52:19,216 --> 00:52:21,343 ASS, 869 00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:24,012 S, 870 00:52:25,823 --> 00:52:28,053 IS, 871 00:52:32,162 --> 00:52:34,392 ASSLI 872 00:52:34,465 --> 00:52:35,454 Assli 873 00:52:36,867 --> 00:52:37,856 Sails? 874 00:52:37,935 --> 00:52:39,994 I think it's just The only word you can spell is "sails" 875 00:52:40,304 --> 00:52:41,293 Sails 876 00:52:41,371 --> 00:52:42,804 SAILS 877 00:52:43,674 --> 00:52:45,835 It's the only one you got 878 00:52:46,376 --> 00:52:47,638 With a hole 879 00:52:51,482 --> 00:52:52,972 (WATER GURGLING) 880 00:53:08,432 --> 00:53:10,059 Was that you making that noise? 881 00:53:10,234 --> 00:53:12,134 You mean the regulator? Yeah 882 00:53:13,337 --> 00:53:15,464 What were you doing under there? 883 00:53:15,539 --> 00:53:17,336 Scraping the bottom of the boat 884 00:53:17,407 --> 00:53:19,238 How long can you stay under there with that tank? 885 00:53:19,409 --> 00:53:21,775 With a full tank, about 45 minutes 886 00:53:21,979 --> 00:53:23,810 How long you been doing that kind of work? 887 00:53:24,214 --> 00:53:25,647 Oh, this is my fourth day 888 00:53:25,716 --> 00:53:27,047 What are you doing tonight? 889 00:53:27,184 --> 00:53:28,344 Nothing 890 00:53:37,094 --> 00:53:38,186 Are you all right? 891 00:53:38,262 --> 00:53:39,957 Yeah I'm all right 892 00:53:40,097 --> 00:53:41,189 You cold? 893 00:53:41,265 --> 00:53:42,254 A bit 894 00:53:42,366 --> 00:53:44,425 He's cold Check your watch 895 00:53:45,536 --> 00:53:46,901 Check your watch 896 00:53:47,304 --> 00:53:49,295 Now, you're going from here 897 00:53:50,507 --> 00:53:54,671 He's going from here out to that island How far is that? 898 00:53:55,445 --> 00:53:57,538 About a mile down the channel 899 00:53:57,614 --> 00:53:58,740 Can you make that? 900 00:53:59,016 --> 00:54:01,109 I got a compass I know the tide 901 00:54:01,685 --> 00:54:02,982 What time you got? 902 00:54:03,053 --> 00:54:04,213 12:56 903 00:54:04,288 --> 00:54:05,482 Good luck to you 904 00:54:05,556 --> 00:54:06,853 Thanks 905 00:55:00,277 --> 00:55:02,108 (WATER GURGLING) 906 00:55:30,574 --> 00:55:34,874 I got done a lot sooner than I figured And nobody saw me I'm positive 907 00:55:35,012 --> 00:55:36,138 What's your name? 908 00:55:36,213 --> 00:55:37,202 Johnny 909 00:55:37,981 --> 00:55:39,539 Very good 910 00:55:49,693 --> 00:55:50,921 Did it work? 911 00:55:51,094 --> 00:55:54,552 That's how he did it Did you find anything? 912 00:55:54,631 --> 00:55:55,620 A broken watch 913 00:55:55,732 --> 00:55:56,892 And a lipstick 914 00:55:57,067 --> 00:55:58,261 Where'd you find them? 915 00:55:58,335 --> 00:56:00,929 There were these little pieces of broken glass, right there 916 00:56:01,104 --> 00:56:03,402 So, I looked around 917 00:56:03,907 --> 00:56:06,842 and right under the couch there was the watch 918 00:56:07,044 --> 00:56:08,807 Now, it must've been knocked off of something 919 00:56:08,879 --> 00:56:13,373 Excuse me, and I found the lipstick right under the corner of the couch here 920 00:56:13,583 --> 00:56:15,244 Where are they now? 921 00:56:15,318 --> 00:56:16,751 On the desk 922 00:56:37,808 --> 00:56:38,797 Dust 923 00:56:42,679 --> 00:56:43,976 Did you fellas touch this? 924 00:56:44,047 --> 00:56:45,639 No, sir No, sir 925 00:56:49,352 --> 00:56:51,445 I thought this house had been searched before? 926 00:56:51,521 --> 00:56:52,613 Just a quick look 927 00:56:52,689 --> 00:56:55,624 We supposed that the Commodore had died on his boat or fell off of it 928 00:56:55,692 --> 00:56:57,182 The court sealed up the house 929 00:56:58,261 --> 00:56:59,592 All right 930 00:57:00,063 --> 00:57:02,190 That could be the Commodore's watch 931 00:57:05,402 --> 00:57:06,926 Probably is 932 00:57:09,106 --> 00:57:10,971 What was the time? 933 00:57:13,009 --> 00:57:15,102 (MUMBLING) 934 00:57:16,980 --> 00:57:18,242 Can't see 935 00:57:28,191 --> 00:57:29,749 Hold that, Sergeant 936 00:57:35,031 --> 00:57:36,396 Can't see 937 00:57:37,601 --> 00:57:38,590 Mac, 938 00:57:39,269 --> 00:57:41,203 get me the front end of the telescope 939 00:57:41,271 --> 00:57:42,363 Yes, sir 940 00:57:42,439 --> 00:57:43,804 That unscrews 941 00:57:48,578 --> 00:57:51,308 All right I need the lenses 942 00:57:51,381 --> 00:57:52,905 Is this what you want? 943 00:57:57,420 --> 00:57:58,887 Yes 944 00:58:00,457 --> 00:58:01,685 Twelve 945 00:58:03,126 --> 00:58:04,354 forty 946 00:58:05,262 --> 00:58:06,286 two 947 00:58:07,764 --> 00:58:10,392 Saturday, 31st 948 00:58:15,105 --> 00:58:16,299 Chain 949 00:58:25,115 --> 00:58:26,412 All right 950 00:58:26,983 --> 00:58:29,281 So, if there was a struggle here 951 00:58:29,853 --> 00:58:32,651 and in the struggle the chain broke, 952 00:58:33,857 --> 00:58:36,189 how could the watch be shoved under the carpet? 953 00:58:38,028 --> 00:58:39,928 Somebody moved the body 954 00:58:42,165 --> 00:58:44,827 Lieutenant, you remember that Charles Clay 955 00:58:44,901 --> 00:58:47,699 checked off the island at 12:46? 956 00:58:47,771 --> 00:58:49,363 What are these? 957 00:58:49,773 --> 00:58:51,968 Oh, these are belaying pins 958 00:58:52,475 --> 00:58:53,806 Belaying 959 00:58:55,612 --> 00:58:56,636 pins 960 00:58:58,448 --> 00:59:01,576 They come off old time ships They're like 961 00:59:01,685 --> 00:59:04,950 Like an old fashioned cleat Tie the rope around them, 962 00:59:05,255 --> 00:59:08,747 and then if you wanna release the rope real fast you 963 00:59:08,825 --> 00:59:09,814 (EXCLAIMING) 964 00:59:13,496 --> 00:59:15,464 Don't touch that, Mac 965 00:59:18,068 --> 00:59:20,036 Don't they have a housekeeper here? 966 00:59:20,103 --> 00:59:21,627 Twoweek vacation 967 00:59:26,009 --> 00:59:27,101 Lieutenant 968 00:59:28,178 --> 00:59:30,043 Can I put the lamp down? 969 00:59:30,947 --> 00:59:32,437 Yes, Sergeant 970 00:59:32,749 --> 00:59:34,649 Mac Dust 971 00:59:35,518 --> 00:59:37,213 Dust Dust 972 00:59:38,154 --> 00:59:39,917 Dust Dust 973 00:59:40,991 --> 00:59:42,253 No dust 974 00:59:43,727 --> 00:59:46,093 You boys check these things out 975 00:59:46,663 --> 00:59:51,293 The belaying pin, the watch, and the lipstick 976 00:59:52,402 --> 00:59:53,630 For fingerprints? 977 00:59:53,703 --> 00:59:55,933 I don't think you're gonna find any, Sergeant 978 00:59:57,007 --> 00:59:59,567 So if the Commodore was killed here, 979 00:59:59,910 --> 01:00:01,935 I guess we know who sailed the yawl 980 01:00:03,813 --> 01:00:05,610 I guess we do, Mac 981 01:00:08,218 --> 01:00:09,549 Charles Clay? 982 01:00:17,227 --> 01:00:18,216 Who else? 983 01:00:20,397 --> 01:00:22,126 (POLICE RADIO CHATTERING) 984 01:00:39,816 --> 01:00:40,805 Thank you 985 01:01:21,524 --> 01:01:21,819 Did you find her? 986 01:01:22,592 --> 01:01:26,426 No, not yet Mrs Clay had an appointment at the hairdresser at 9:30 987 01:01:26,496 --> 01:01:29,522 She was there She left and we're still trying to locate her 988 01:01:31,234 --> 01:01:32,861 And the housekeeper got here at 10:00? 989 01:01:33,036 --> 01:01:35,834 Right Mrs Clay didn't like her to get here any earlier 990 01:01:35,905 --> 01:01:38,465 'cause she was normally a little rocky in the morning 991 01:01:39,175 --> 01:01:42,042 It was all so simple A nice straight line 992 01:01:43,480 --> 01:01:45,209 You've still got a nice straight line 993 01:01:45,281 --> 01:01:46,873 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 994 01:01:48,852 --> 01:01:50,979 No, you can't talk to Charles Clay He's gone 995 01:01:51,054 --> 01:01:52,214 One, four 996 01:01:52,722 --> 01:01:54,155 And Mrs Clay isn't here, either 997 01:01:54,224 --> 01:01:55,248 Five 998 01:01:55,492 --> 01:01:56,720 GEORGE: Thank you 999 01:01:57,560 --> 01:01:59,152 I still have what? 1000 01:02:02,032 --> 01:02:04,125 You still got a nice straight line 1001 01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:06,828 I mean, Charles Clay still could've killed the Commodore 1002 01:02:06,903 --> 01:02:08,461 Who knows? Maybe he had a partner 1003 01:02:08,538 --> 01:02:11,632 They got into an argument this morning The partner killed him, right? 1004 01:02:11,708 --> 01:02:15,769 Lieutenant, I also found in the fireplace with those other things some feminine stuff 1005 01:02:16,679 --> 01:02:19,204 Handkerchief and a piece of comb 1006 01:02:19,282 --> 01:02:20,271 Feminine? 1007 01:02:20,383 --> 01:02:21,372 Yeah 1008 01:02:24,020 --> 01:02:26,682 Maybe I ought to take up smoking again 1009 01:02:26,756 --> 01:02:28,883 Now, the letter and the notes in the fireplace 1010 01:02:28,958 --> 01:02:31,984 look like they were stolen from the Commodore And I told the lawyer, 1011 01:02:32,062 --> 01:02:34,553 when he gets here you want a sample 1012 01:02:35,799 --> 01:02:37,164 Lieutenant 1013 01:02:42,205 --> 01:02:45,038 That's certainly the old boy's handwriting 1014 01:02:46,109 --> 01:02:47,736 And what does it say, Mr Kittering? 1015 01:02:47,811 --> 01:02:51,212 Well, it appears to be a rough draft of a letter he was writing 1016 01:02:51,281 --> 01:02:54,739 to a big fiberglass factory I know something about them 1017 01:02:54,818 --> 01:02:57,343 They've been trying to buy the boatyards for years 1018 01:02:58,621 --> 01:03:00,646 And had he decided to sell? 1019 01:03:00,723 --> 01:03:02,884 No How could I know? I don't think anyone knew 1020 01:03:02,959 --> 01:03:05,189 See, he was a secretive old fellow 1021 01:03:05,428 --> 01:03:09,956 And I've been his lawyer all this time, but he never really confided in me 1022 01:03:10,133 --> 01:03:12,328 Except when he wanted to He made up his own mind, 1023 01:03:12,469 --> 01:03:14,903 and did what he wanted to and that was that By the way, 1024 01:03:14,971 --> 01:03:17,997 has Joanna, Mrs Clay, seen this? 1025 01:03:18,842 --> 01:03:20,833 We haven't even found her yet 1026 01:03:20,944 --> 01:03:22,002 Well, it's nothing to do with me 1027 01:03:22,078 --> 01:03:24,103 I mean, I'm not her lawyer, I was always his lawyer 1028 01:03:24,180 --> 01:03:27,547 But I feel a certain amount of responsibility for the family 1029 01:03:27,617 --> 01:03:30,780 and I was just thinking that, perhaps, you might be imagining 1030 01:03:30,854 --> 01:03:34,847 that Joanna might be involved in something or other 1031 01:03:35,058 --> 01:03:38,050 Of course, you've heard about her temper, 1032 01:03:38,595 --> 01:03:41,189 her drinking and the rows with her husband 1033 01:03:42,198 --> 01:03:45,292 No, sir, the only thing that I've heard is now that her father is dead, 1034 01:03:45,368 --> 01:03:46,665 she's gonna inherit all the money 1035 01:03:47,203 --> 01:03:49,330 Well, of course I mean, she's the primary heir 1036 01:03:49,405 --> 01:03:51,236 She's the heiress to the whole fortune 1037 01:03:51,474 --> 01:03:55,376 The nephew gets very little, and the rest are just token gifts 1038 01:03:55,645 --> 01:03:58,546 Mr Kittering, forgive me for asking you this, 1039 01:03:58,615 --> 01:04:01,778 but where were you the night the Commodore was killed? 1040 01:04:02,952 --> 01:04:05,011 Oh, poor old Otis Where was I? 1041 01:04:05,088 --> 01:04:07,352 I think I was in a motel 1042 01:04:07,557 --> 01:04:08,922 In a motel, sir? 1043 01:04:08,992 --> 01:04:12,359 Yes, I'm sure I was Nice little motel I can recommend it 1044 01:04:12,962 --> 01:04:14,190 Where was it, sir? 1045 01:04:15,098 --> 01:04:18,590 Sounds odd, but I couldn't quite tell you I could find it, I think 1046 01:04:18,668 --> 01:04:23,230 It's somewhere near that new restaurant they talk about, the Captain's Quarters 1047 01:04:23,973 --> 01:04:25,031 Any witnesses? 1048 01:04:26,876 --> 01:04:28,207 There was a young lady 1049 01:04:28,878 --> 01:04:30,140 Her name, sir? 1050 01:04:31,214 --> 01:04:34,479 Shall we say we weren't formally introduced? 1051 01:04:34,551 --> 01:04:38,817 Ships that pass in the night Not that many ships pass in my nights anymore, 1052 01:04:38,988 --> 01:04:40,546 I regret to say 1053 01:04:43,693 --> 01:04:45,058 Lieutenant? 1054 01:04:52,602 --> 01:04:55,036 We've found Mrs Clay She's at the yacht club 1055 01:04:57,006 --> 01:05:00,442 Tell Frazer to get things cleaned up See you at the car 1056 01:05:03,580 --> 01:05:04,740 Thank you very much 1057 01:05:04,814 --> 01:05:05,838 A pleasure 1058 01:05:51,694 --> 01:05:52,752 Hi, Lieutenant 1059 01:05:52,829 --> 01:05:53,921 Swanny, how are you? 1060 01:05:53,997 --> 01:05:54,986 Fine 1061 01:06:05,842 --> 01:06:09,471 I'd like a word with you, ma'am Could we go someplace more quiet? 1062 01:06:09,545 --> 01:06:12,013 I know I know, Lieutenant 1063 01:06:13,082 --> 01:06:15,277 My husband has been murdered 1064 01:06:17,654 --> 01:06:20,214 Charlie Clay's been murdered, Lieutenant? 1065 01:06:23,459 --> 01:06:26,087 How did you happen to know that, ma'am? 1066 01:06:27,497 --> 01:06:30,022 Homicide cop! 1067 01:07:33,996 --> 01:07:37,159 I've got to ask you where you've been, Mrs Clay 1068 01:07:39,068 --> 01:07:40,831 At the hairdresser 1069 01:07:43,005 --> 01:07:44,632 Can't you tell? 1070 01:07:46,642 --> 01:07:49,543 What about the night of the Commodore's death? 1071 01:07:49,612 --> 01:07:51,603 I don't know where I was 1072 01:07:52,081 --> 01:07:56,381 At some point that night, I don't remember anything 1073 01:07:57,353 --> 01:07:59,787 GEORGE: What do you mean, you don't remember anything? 1074 01:08:02,425 --> 01:08:03,414 (COUGHING) 1075 01:08:03,693 --> 01:08:05,558 Does he have a better memory? 1076 01:08:06,295 --> 01:08:09,594 SWANNY: 'Cause she was here the night of the party 1077 01:08:10,166 --> 01:08:12,157 She hasn't done anything Now let her alone! 1078 01:08:12,235 --> 01:08:14,567 No, no, no, don't lie for me! 1079 01:08:17,039 --> 01:08:18,529 I'm sorry, 1080 01:08:19,709 --> 01:08:21,176 but I vaguely 1081 01:08:22,612 --> 01:08:24,512 remember going to my, 1082 01:08:26,916 --> 01:08:28,975 my father on the island 1083 01:08:29,719 --> 01:08:32,449 At about midnight maybe 1084 01:08:33,289 --> 01:08:34,813 SWANNY: No later than that 1085 01:08:34,891 --> 01:08:38,486 I was back here singing with the boys a few minutes after 12:00 1086 01:08:38,594 --> 01:08:39,618 You went with her to see her father? 1087 01:08:39,695 --> 01:08:40,719 That's right 1088 01:08:40,797 --> 01:08:42,230 He took me to the boat 1089 01:08:43,599 --> 01:08:48,434 And then drove me out there, dropped me, and after that I don't know anything 1090 01:08:49,806 --> 01:08:53,537 Look, please Just try to recall how you got home that night 1091 01:08:56,212 --> 01:09:00,114 A girl friend who lives on the island 1092 01:09:00,917 --> 01:09:02,908 called me the next day 1093 01:09:04,053 --> 01:09:06,385 She and her husband told me 1094 01:09:07,824 --> 01:09:11,055 they found me sound asleep 1095 01:09:13,830 --> 01:09:16,128 on one of their patio chairs at 1096 01:09:17,700 --> 01:09:19,167 4:00 am 1097 01:09:23,206 --> 01:09:26,573 Apparently, they were kind enough to 1098 01:09:28,311 --> 01:09:31,474 take me home and put me to bed 1099 01:09:36,586 --> 01:09:40,113 Isn't that a pretty story, Lieutenant? 1100 01:09:46,629 --> 01:09:48,358 My husband 1101 01:09:48,531 --> 01:09:52,865 and my father are both dead and I don't know what happened! 1102 01:09:53,703 --> 01:09:54,692 Oh! 1103 01:09:58,641 --> 01:10:00,006 Mrs Clay 1104 01:10:02,745 --> 01:10:04,508 Where have you been? 1105 01:10:08,918 --> 01:10:12,319 I don't know where I've been for years 1106 01:10:30,640 --> 01:10:33,837 That's the third time you've made this run How many more times you gonna make it? 1107 01:10:33,910 --> 01:10:34,899 What time you got? 1108 01:10:34,977 --> 01:10:36,467 Here, see for yourself 1109 01:10:36,646 --> 01:10:37,977 What's this all about, anyway? 1110 01:10:38,047 --> 01:10:40,174 Oh, I was just trying to prove something 1111 01:10:40,483 --> 01:10:42,212 From here to there 1112 01:10:42,718 --> 01:10:46,518 See, there's no way that Clay could have made that in four minutes 1113 01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:52,855 You know the Commodore? 1114 01:10:53,095 --> 01:10:56,496 I didn't see him that often He wasn't a man much for cars 1115 01:10:56,566 --> 01:10:58,898 He was a man more for the water 1116 01:10:59,302 --> 01:11:03,102 He took me for a little sail once, Lieutenant It was lovely 1117 01:11:03,606 --> 01:11:04,971 Really lovely 1118 01:11:06,208 --> 01:11:08,608 It's a shame Real shame 1119 01:11:13,783 --> 01:11:16,547 Would you open that wooden thing for me there, please? 1120 01:11:16,619 --> 01:11:17,608 Sure 1121 01:11:35,638 --> 01:11:37,071 Clay's out 1122 01:11:39,308 --> 01:11:40,798 Who's in, Mac? 1123 01:11:42,812 --> 01:11:44,211 Clay's out 1124 01:11:49,385 --> 01:11:50,977 What do you think, Mac? 1125 01:11:52,588 --> 01:11:54,180 Rethink 1126 01:11:56,859 --> 01:11:59,089 You got any Irish in you, Mac? 1127 01:11:59,495 --> 01:12:00,723 No 1128 01:12:02,131 --> 01:12:03,621 You're sure? 1129 01:12:04,367 --> 01:12:05,766 Pretty sure 1130 01:12:06,535 --> 01:12:07,900 Pretty sure 1131 01:12:24,387 --> 01:12:26,378 Look at all this, Mac 1132 01:12:27,790 --> 01:12:29,348 Water, 1133 01:12:30,559 --> 01:12:31,890 ducks, 1134 01:12:33,195 --> 01:12:34,560 boats 1135 01:12:37,066 --> 01:12:38,397 It's beautiful 1136 01:12:40,403 --> 01:12:44,533 Wouldn't it be nice to take one of these boats and just go sailing somewhere? 1137 01:12:54,050 --> 01:12:55,278 I got it 1138 01:12:57,286 --> 01:12:58,617 Have you got it? 1139 01:12:58,688 --> 01:12:59,848 Got what? 1140 01:13:00,189 --> 01:13:01,178 It 1141 01:13:01,691 --> 01:13:02,680 lt? 1142 01:13:04,193 --> 01:13:05,820 Molly J 1143 01:13:15,337 --> 01:13:16,565 Are you nervous? 1144 01:13:17,440 --> 01:13:21,342 I still get a little tightening in my stomach from time to time myself 1145 01:13:23,512 --> 01:13:25,207 Mr Kittering, doughnut? 1146 01:13:25,281 --> 01:13:27,841 Oh, no Not just at the moment Thanks all the same 1147 01:13:28,117 --> 01:13:29,812 Can I get you a cup of coffee? 1148 01:13:29,985 --> 01:13:31,714 KITTERING: Why not, why not 1149 01:13:32,354 --> 01:13:33,343 Hello 1150 01:13:35,658 --> 01:13:36,647 Good morning 1151 01:13:36,726 --> 01:13:37,750 Good morning 1152 01:13:37,827 --> 01:13:39,294 Hello there Good morning 1153 01:13:39,361 --> 01:13:43,092 Forgive me for being late, but what has to be done has to be done 1154 01:13:44,166 --> 01:13:46,862 There's a chair in the rear, Miss King 1155 01:13:49,972 --> 01:13:51,166 Sergeant 1156 01:13:53,642 --> 01:13:55,701 Oh, a doughnut 1157 01:13:57,513 --> 01:13:58,878 Good idea 1158 01:14:01,784 --> 01:14:02,978 Mac! Yeah? 1159 01:14:03,052 --> 01:14:04,144 What time do you have? 1160 01:14:04,220 --> 01:14:05,551 I've got 9:29 1161 01:14:17,066 --> 01:14:19,125 Mrs Clay, would you come here a moment? 1162 01:14:20,469 --> 01:14:21,834 Mrs Clay! 1163 01:14:32,314 --> 01:14:34,475 I want you to look through the telescope 1164 01:14:42,792 --> 01:14:43,918 Daddy 1165 01:14:47,596 --> 01:14:48,654 Daddy! 1166 01:14:48,731 --> 01:14:49,720 Otis? 1167 01:14:49,832 --> 01:14:52,062 Columbo, what in hell is going on? 1168 01:14:52,802 --> 01:14:53,962 Trust me 1169 01:14:54,036 --> 01:14:55,060 Daddy 1170 01:14:55,137 --> 01:14:56,604 Do me a favor 1171 01:14:57,473 --> 01:14:58,531 Daddy 1172 01:14:58,808 --> 01:15:02,744 You know, I've always been fond of this room It's so peaceful 1173 01:15:02,845 --> 01:15:04,904 Almost like being at sea 1174 01:15:07,249 --> 01:15:08,477 Daddy 1175 01:15:11,220 --> 01:15:15,520 The brightly beams our Fathers mercy 1176 01:15:16,859 --> 01:15:20,386 From His lighthouse evermore 1177 01:15:21,130 --> 01:15:24,429 But to us He leaves the keeping 1178 01:15:24,567 --> 01:15:28,094 Of the lights along the shore 1179 01:15:29,238 --> 01:15:31,468 It's only me, folks Only me 1180 01:15:37,379 --> 01:15:39,074 I'm sorry, Joanna 1181 01:15:40,482 --> 01:15:42,347 You did a terrific job 1182 01:15:42,418 --> 01:15:43,578 Thank you, sir 1183 01:15:44,186 --> 01:15:45,551 (LAUGHING) 1184 01:15:45,721 --> 01:15:47,313 Close the door 1185 01:15:54,797 --> 01:15:57,561 All right Let's get on with it Mac 1186 01:16:00,502 --> 01:16:04,996 I'm sorry, but I know that you wouldn't believe me unless you could see how easy it was 1187 01:16:06,475 --> 01:16:07,464 Lieutenant, 1188 01:16:11,247 --> 01:16:12,976 I didn't hear what you said 1189 01:16:13,048 --> 01:16:15,881 I said, it was the only way to convince her how easy it was 1190 01:16:18,487 --> 01:16:21,354 He means to impersonate your father, Mrs Clay 1191 01:16:21,423 --> 01:16:25,587 And, Mr Clay, the night he got away with it, it was dark 1192 01:16:26,428 --> 01:16:30,125 Thank you, Sergeant Thank you, Mac Let's go 1193 01:16:31,166 --> 01:16:32,155 Mac 1194 01:16:33,369 --> 01:16:38,329 Okay Ladies and gentlemen, I felt that, actually, the Lieutenant felt 1195 01:16:38,407 --> 01:16:42,070 that if We'd save time if we all got together here 1196 01:16:43,646 --> 01:16:46,171 I'm sure you're all as anxious as we are to know what happened 1197 01:16:46,248 --> 01:16:48,512 the night that Commodore was killed 1198 01:16:48,918 --> 01:16:51,443 And, of course, find the murderer of your husband, Mrs Clay 1199 01:16:51,987 --> 01:16:53,386 Charles killed the Commodore? 1200 01:16:53,455 --> 01:16:54,479 Did anyone say that? 1201 01:16:54,590 --> 01:16:57,491 Okay, now what we meant was 1202 01:16:58,227 --> 01:17:00,218 Here, I'll show you on the map 1203 01:17:00,763 --> 01:17:05,791 What we meant was, here's the mainland, here's the island 1204 01:17:06,268 --> 01:17:08,896 (STUTTERING) This is the bridge to the island 1205 01:17:08,971 --> 01:17:10,836 Everybody knows that, Mac 1206 01:17:12,474 --> 01:17:16,433 This is the yacht club and the Commodore's house, the harbor area 1207 01:17:16,512 --> 01:17:18,776 We all know where we are, Mac 1208 01:17:19,615 --> 01:17:21,913 All right Now, what we meant was 1209 01:17:22,351 --> 01:17:25,184 that Mr Clay 1210 01:17:25,621 --> 01:17:29,022 took the Commodore's body from the house to the boat 1211 01:17:29,892 --> 01:17:34,352 He sailed the boat out passed the Coast Guard station into the ocean, 1212 01:17:34,830 --> 01:17:38,732 and then somehow he fixed up the boat to make it look like an accident 1213 01:17:39,001 --> 01:17:40,662 And then swam home 1214 01:17:42,104 --> 01:17:44,299 Right Now, I got a list of suspects here 1215 01:17:44,373 --> 01:17:46,034 Don't show that! 1216 01:17:52,314 --> 01:17:54,043 I don't think he, 1217 01:17:54,717 --> 01:17:55,706 Charles Clay, 1218 01:17:56,585 --> 01:17:58,382 I don't think he murdered anybody 1219 01:17:58,454 --> 01:18:00,581 Really, Mr Columbo 1220 01:18:01,390 --> 01:18:05,850 Charlie certainly went to a lot of trouble if he didn't murder the Commodore 1221 01:18:05,928 --> 01:18:10,024 Oh, I think he would've gone to twice that much trouble if he thought 1222 01:18:11,033 --> 01:18:13,433 that his wife had murdered the Commodore 1223 01:18:13,635 --> 01:18:16,263 Wait a minute, Columbo Back off 1224 01:18:19,308 --> 01:18:22,038 Maybe he loved you more than you thought, baby 1225 01:18:22,111 --> 01:18:26,309 I wasn't actually talking about that kind of love Was I, Mac? 1226 01:18:27,716 --> 01:18:31,652 Well, I think the Lieutenant was talking about love of money 1227 01:18:31,987 --> 01:18:34,478 Mr Kittering, you'd know more about that, wouldn't you? 1228 01:18:34,556 --> 01:18:36,751 According to California law, 1229 01:18:37,693 --> 01:18:41,686 if Mrs Clay were convicted of killing her father, could she still inherit from him? 1230 01:18:42,064 --> 01:18:45,363 Oh, of course not No way And what's more, 1231 01:18:45,434 --> 01:18:48,699 poor old Charlie wouldn't have been able to get his hands on any of the stuff 1232 01:18:48,771 --> 01:18:50,261 That's what we meant, right? 1233 01:18:50,339 --> 01:18:51,738 Yeah That's what we meant, Sergeant 1234 01:18:51,807 --> 01:18:53,672 I didn't kill Daddy 1235 01:19:00,749 --> 01:19:03,149 The young fella is a new officer, a trainee 1236 01:19:03,218 --> 01:19:04,242 Oh, yeah? 1237 01:19:04,319 --> 01:19:05,718 The other guy's been around for a while 1238 01:19:05,788 --> 01:19:07,153 Good for him 1239 01:19:11,093 --> 01:19:13,391 But your husband might have thought you did 1240 01:19:20,102 --> 01:19:21,228 The brooch 1241 01:19:29,545 --> 01:19:33,641 He gave it back to me the next day, but he didn't tell me where it came from 1242 01:19:33,715 --> 01:19:34,704 Oh 1243 01:19:38,954 --> 01:19:41,081 I'll bet it was right here 1244 01:19:43,425 --> 01:19:45,950 He asked me such strange questions 1245 01:19:46,228 --> 01:19:48,196 And you gave him all the wrong answers, too, right? 1246 01:19:48,263 --> 01:19:51,664 And your husband must have begun to realize that he'd made an awful mistake 1247 01:19:51,733 --> 01:19:54,600 Now, if that's the case, that's when your husband began to realize 1248 01:19:54,670 --> 01:19:56,137 who really did kill your father 1249 01:19:56,205 --> 01:19:57,604 So that's why he had to be killed 1250 01:19:57,673 --> 01:19:59,903 That's right, because he started asking somebody questions 1251 01:19:59,975 --> 01:20:01,738 Somebody? Who you talking about? 1252 01:20:01,810 --> 01:20:03,835 Are you kidding? A lot of people would've been very upset 1253 01:20:03,912 --> 01:20:05,880 if they'd suddenly found out what the Commodore was up to 1254 01:20:05,948 --> 01:20:07,245 And what's that supposed to mean? 1255 01:20:07,316 --> 01:20:10,717 Well, everybody knows that the Commodore had been acting a little funny lately 1256 01:20:10,786 --> 01:20:14,347 Like, maybe the way he'd built that little yawl to suddenly sail away on for good 1257 01:20:14,423 --> 01:20:16,891 Right Right But the Commodore had a lot of unfinished business 1258 01:20:16,959 --> 01:20:18,290 Yeah Like painting 1259 01:20:18,360 --> 01:20:20,555 Right Right And the will And the will 1260 01:20:20,629 --> 01:20:22,028 Excuse me The boatyards 1261 01:20:22,097 --> 01:20:23,155 The boatyards 1262 01:20:23,232 --> 01:20:24,221 And a whole lot of other things 1263 01:20:24,299 --> 01:20:25,357 And a whole lot of other things 1264 01:20:25,434 --> 01:20:28,130 All right, fellas Give me a minute here, would you? 1265 01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:33,369 Sergeant, get me them list of stencils 1266 01:20:33,442 --> 01:20:37,742 Mac, can you reach up there? Let's look at that list of suspects now 1267 01:20:38,046 --> 01:20:41,243 Give me that brown paper bag We'll use that All right 1268 01:20:41,316 --> 01:20:43,784 Mac, help him with the stencils Hold them up 1269 01:20:43,852 --> 01:20:46,912 Let's see that list of suspects Can you all see that? 1270 01:20:46,989 --> 01:20:49,116 One, two, three, four, five, six 1271 01:20:49,191 --> 01:20:51,819 We don't have to read that, do we? All right 1272 01:20:51,894 --> 01:20:53,828 This is what we found in the boatyard 1273 01:20:53,896 --> 01:20:57,354 Stencils, marine black paint All right 1274 01:20:57,699 --> 01:21:00,862 SAILS That's what it spells 1275 01:21:00,969 --> 01:21:02,766 We thought he was putting "sails" on his locker 1276 01:21:02,838 --> 01:21:04,066 Get me that other thing 1277 01:21:04,139 --> 01:21:05,731 The one with the hole in it 1278 01:21:06,108 --> 01:21:07,336 That's right 1279 01:21:07,409 --> 01:21:10,469 All right Now, we're standing on a bridge, 1280 01:21:10,846 --> 01:21:15,283 this fella here and me, and we seen some ducks there and a boat 1281 01:21:15,450 --> 01:21:17,441 And then we remembered something 1282 01:21:18,153 --> 01:21:21,987 The Commodore, he never painted the name on his boat, did he? No 1283 01:21:23,125 --> 01:21:26,219 And that circle there, that became a period 1284 01:21:26,562 --> 01:21:29,053 So we had to rearrange things, didn't we, fellas? 1285 01:21:29,131 --> 01:21:31,292 Where's that other thing? That big thing? 1286 01:21:31,366 --> 01:21:32,731 Get that big thing out 1287 01:21:33,835 --> 01:21:37,532 So we got a hold of duplicate stencils and some black paint, 1288 01:21:37,973 --> 01:21:39,838 and we rearranged those letters 1289 01:21:41,376 --> 01:21:43,435 This is what we came up with 1290 01:21:47,449 --> 01:21:49,713 And that's what we came up with 1291 01:21:49,818 --> 01:21:52,082 He was going to name the boat after her? 1292 01:21:52,154 --> 01:21:55,521 Well, the only trouble with that, sir, is that her last name is King 1293 01:21:56,391 --> 01:21:59,883 And you've got an "S" left over Try again, Lieutenant 1294 01:22:02,064 --> 01:22:04,157 KITTERING: The old boy was gonna marry the kid 1295 01:22:07,869 --> 01:22:12,135 Look at that, Lisa Swanson The old boy was gonna marry the kid 1296 01:22:12,207 --> 01:22:14,903 Look at her She's young enough to be his granddaughter 1297 01:22:16,645 --> 01:22:18,545 Just hold it everybody 1298 01:22:33,061 --> 01:22:34,858 Go ahead Tell them 1299 01:22:37,266 --> 01:22:38,995 They don't know 1300 01:22:44,640 --> 01:22:46,164 Love isn't just 1301 01:22:48,844 --> 01:22:50,209 one age or another 1302 01:22:53,915 --> 01:22:57,544 Mr Swanson was the most beautiful man who ever lived 1303 01:22:58,053 --> 01:23:00,351 And one of the richest, my dear 1304 01:23:04,059 --> 01:23:05,993 But I didn't want anything from him 1305 01:23:09,765 --> 01:23:11,665 Sail the seas with him 1306 01:23:14,303 --> 01:23:17,363 I just wanted to make him happy for the rest of his life 1307 01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:21,175 Tell them what he told you 1308 01:23:23,078 --> 01:23:24,943 about his will 1309 01:23:28,216 --> 01:23:30,446 I told him I wouldn't marry him 1310 01:23:31,753 --> 01:23:34,153 unless he promised not to leave me any money 1311 01:23:35,924 --> 01:23:38,722 But he didn't want anybody else to have it, either 1312 01:23:39,194 --> 01:23:41,162 He was sick of parasites 1313 01:23:42,898 --> 01:23:45,196 So he was gonna sell the boatyards 1314 01:23:47,069 --> 01:23:49,902 And, except for a small trust fund for you, Mrs Clay, 1315 01:23:49,971 --> 01:23:52,064 he was gonna give it all to charity 1316 01:23:52,174 --> 01:23:54,301 A sad story Enough to make you weep 1317 01:23:54,476 --> 01:23:56,171 (SWANNY LAUGHING) 1318 01:23:56,278 --> 01:23:57,267 Columbo, I 1319 01:23:57,346 --> 01:23:59,177 Mr Taylor, would you kindly sit down? 1320 01:23:59,247 --> 01:24:01,408 Swanny, be seated please 1321 01:24:02,551 --> 01:24:04,348 As a matter of fact, 1322 01:24:06,321 --> 01:24:08,949 that girl is the only one in this room 1323 01:24:10,092 --> 01:24:14,324 that doesn't have a single motive for killing the Commodore or Mr Clay 1324 01:24:42,891 --> 01:24:44,017 Do you own that? 1325 01:25:08,450 --> 01:25:10,042 (WATCH TICKING) 1326 01:25:10,752 --> 01:25:11,741 Thank you 1327 01:25:22,330 --> 01:25:23,763 Swanny, 1328 01:25:28,370 --> 01:25:29,860 the Commodore's watch 1329 01:25:31,039 --> 01:25:32,131 It isn't 1330 01:25:49,558 --> 01:25:50,991 The Commodore's watch 1331 01:25:51,460 --> 01:25:52,449 So what? 1332 01:26:03,004 --> 01:26:04,494 The Commodore's watch 1333 01:26:04,573 --> 01:26:06,063 Big deal 1334 01:26:13,148 --> 01:26:15,082 The Commodore's watch 1335 01:26:15,617 --> 01:26:17,312 Daddy's watch? 1336 01:26:18,086 --> 01:26:20,987 Your father's watch, ma'am Did you give that to him? 1337 01:26:22,023 --> 01:26:25,356 I noticed it's got the same kind of face as the one you gave your husband 1338 01:26:25,427 --> 01:26:26,894 Yes, I did 1339 01:26:26,962 --> 01:26:29,192 Daddy loved a pocket watch, 1340 01:26:29,498 --> 01:26:33,059 so I mounted it in his own father's gold case 1341 01:26:34,236 --> 01:26:36,261 Yeah, I thought it was something like that 1342 01:26:36,805 --> 01:26:39,467 But this watch was broken at 12:42 1343 01:26:40,408 --> 01:26:44,310 And your husband left the island at 12:46 That's awfully close 1344 01:26:46,681 --> 01:26:49,707 That's not enough time to struggle with the Commodore, then kill him, 1345 01:26:49,784 --> 01:26:53,185 then talk to Mr Taylor, then drive over to the guard house 1346 01:26:53,388 --> 01:26:55,788 No, not in four minutes No 1347 01:26:56,458 --> 01:26:58,426 We checked that, didn't we? 1348 01:26:59,561 --> 01:27:01,756 Don't forget, I got to the house after Charles 1349 01:27:01,830 --> 01:27:05,891 Oh, that's an old trick they use in mystery books, Wayne 1350 01:27:06,268 --> 01:27:09,260 You think you're going to be seen leaving a place, so you just 1351 01:27:09,337 --> 01:27:12,170 turn about, then pretend you're coming in 1352 01:27:13,875 --> 01:27:16,935 When we found this watch, there were no fingerprints on it 1353 01:27:17,312 --> 01:27:19,974 Oh, I see But don't you think it's possible 1354 01:27:20,048 --> 01:27:22,812 that someone might have been able to get hold of it, the watch, I mean, 1355 01:27:22,884 --> 01:27:26,684 and reset it just to make you think that the Commodore was murdered 1356 01:27:26,755 --> 01:27:28,154 at 12:42 1357 01:27:29,190 --> 01:27:31,590 If so, sir, tell us who 1358 01:27:32,761 --> 01:27:35,457 Well, if it couldn't be Mr Clay, 1359 01:27:36,131 --> 01:27:38,463 then it had to be somebody else 1360 01:27:40,402 --> 01:27:42,495 Somebody who had been there earlier 1361 01:27:43,471 --> 01:27:46,099 Somebody who put the watch ahead 1362 01:27:48,143 --> 01:27:51,635 The same person who left so many clues pointing to Mrs Clay 1363 01:27:51,713 --> 01:27:54,705 that Mr Clay thought she committed the crime 1364 01:27:56,051 --> 01:27:59,077 Of course, then Mr Clay, he messed everything up and took the body away 1365 01:27:59,154 --> 01:28:01,850 Will you answer his question Who was it? 1366 01:28:02,157 --> 01:28:03,784 Well, Mr Kittering 1367 01:28:03,892 --> 01:28:04,881 What? 1368 01:28:05,160 --> 01:28:08,459 Who do you think would benefit the most by the Commodore's death? 1369 01:28:08,663 --> 01:28:12,258 Oh, well, Mr Swanson, of course 1370 01:28:12,334 --> 01:28:15,428 I mean, he's what we call the secondary heir 1371 01:28:15,503 --> 01:28:18,666 In fact, he's the only other member of the family, isn't he? 1372 01:28:18,740 --> 01:28:19,729 Swanny? 1373 01:28:19,841 --> 01:28:21,502 Swanny, that's right Swanny 1374 01:28:26,047 --> 01:28:27,810 What do you think, Swanny? 1375 01:28:31,553 --> 01:28:34,351 Now, the only reason a murderer would reset a watch like that 1376 01:28:34,422 --> 01:28:37,448 would be to provide himself with an alibi, what do you think? 1377 01:28:38,660 --> 01:28:39,854 Sure, but 1378 01:28:39,928 --> 01:28:42,055 You're the only one who bothered to do that 1379 01:28:43,131 --> 01:28:45,725 You said by a few minutes past 12:00, you were back at the yacht club 1380 01:28:45,800 --> 01:28:47,028 singing with the boys 1381 01:28:47,168 --> 01:28:48,328 So what? 1382 01:28:48,436 --> 01:28:52,532 Of course, you're the only one who knew exactly where Mrs Clay went that night 1383 01:28:53,308 --> 01:28:55,742 Who could have known how upset she was? 1384 01:28:55,910 --> 01:28:59,778 Who could have followed them and heard the fight between her and her father? 1385 01:29:00,415 --> 01:29:01,473 Saw the fight 1386 01:29:03,184 --> 01:29:06,381 Who could've gone in there and killed him when she left the room? 1387 01:29:06,955 --> 01:29:09,719 Who else could've gotten something out of her purse 1388 01:29:10,892 --> 01:29:15,022 when she was riding in a boat coming back here? 1389 01:29:15,997 --> 01:29:17,965 Wait a minute, wait a minute 1390 01:29:19,434 --> 01:29:23,097 When she was drunk and in a stupor 1391 01:29:24,939 --> 01:29:26,964 Who else could have done that? 1392 01:29:28,843 --> 01:29:32,335 Wait a minute Wait a minute Wait a minute Wait a minute 1393 01:29:34,949 --> 01:29:37,417 Maybe that's when I lost the brooch 1394 01:29:37,585 --> 01:29:38,984 SWANNY: Listen to you 1395 01:29:39,587 --> 01:29:43,023 You lost that brooch fighting with your father when you killed him 1396 01:29:44,292 --> 01:29:46,988 That's it! It had to be you, Joanna 1397 01:29:47,862 --> 01:29:49,659 Mr Columbo, excuse me 1398 01:29:49,731 --> 01:29:53,724 You think that any one of us might have done this thing? 1399 01:29:54,035 --> 01:29:55,969 Is that what you're trying to tell us? 1400 01:29:56,371 --> 01:29:59,306 Yes, sir I guess I am Except for one thing 1401 01:30:03,211 --> 01:30:07,147 You'll notice that none of you have seen this watch closely You've only heard it 1402 01:30:07,215 --> 01:30:08,807 You heard it tick 1403 01:30:10,452 --> 01:30:13,853 When I was talking about a watch that was found at the scene of the crime 1404 01:30:13,922 --> 01:30:15,822 that was broken, it was smashed 1405 01:30:16,257 --> 01:30:18,452 It did not tick 1406 01:30:20,228 --> 01:30:21,388 It didn't work 1407 01:30:23,798 --> 01:30:26,824 The Commodore's watch Now you see it 1408 01:30:27,969 --> 01:30:30,836 And this is the broken inside part 1409 01:30:31,806 --> 01:30:36,709 And we took this watch to a jeweler and we had the broken inside part replaced 1410 01:30:36,811 --> 01:30:39,006 So now the watch ticks 1411 01:30:41,616 --> 01:30:43,481 You all heard it tick 1412 01:30:47,388 --> 01:30:51,188 And I When I went to you Mrs Clay, and I said, 1413 01:30:52,961 --> 01:30:56,021 "The Commodore's watch," you said, 1414 01:30:56,097 --> 01:30:57,997 "Daddy's watch" 1415 01:30:59,934 --> 01:31:02,903 And when I said to you, Mr Kittering, 1416 01:31:03,338 --> 01:31:05,363 "The Commodore's watch," 1417 01:31:06,274 --> 01:31:07,571 what'd you say? 1418 01:31:07,642 --> 01:31:10,611 I think I said, "Big deal" 1419 01:31:11,513 --> 01:31:12,502 "Big deal" 1420 01:31:13,915 --> 01:31:17,681 And I said to you, Mr Taylor, "The Commodore's watch," 1421 01:31:17,752 --> 01:31:19,344 you said, "So" 1422 01:31:19,888 --> 01:31:21,048 "What" 1423 01:31:26,995 --> 01:31:28,189 "What" 1424 01:31:35,637 --> 01:31:38,003 And when I said to you, Swanny, 1425 01:31:38,206 --> 01:31:39,833 "The Commodore's watch," 1426 01:31:40,208 --> 01:31:41,470 he said, 1427 01:31:44,179 --> 01:31:45,669 "lt isn't" 1428 01:31:47,415 --> 01:31:49,110 Which means 1429 01:31:51,653 --> 01:31:53,985 it isn't 1430 01:31:56,291 --> 01:31:59,055 No, it is not 1431 01:32:00,261 --> 01:32:02,195 the Commodore's watch 1432 01:32:03,798 --> 01:32:08,098 Because you were the only one who knew that the Commodore's watch was smashed 1433 01:32:08,169 --> 01:32:10,763 because you smashed it 1434 01:32:11,372 --> 01:32:13,704 at the scene of the crime 1435 01:32:38,666 --> 01:32:40,293 That about wrap it up? 1436 01:32:41,102 --> 01:32:42,660 Yes, Mac 1437 01:32:44,839 --> 01:32:46,864 That about wraps it up 1438 01:32:52,146 --> 01:32:54,080 Are you expecting rain, Mac? 1439 01:32:55,149 --> 01:32:58,118 Well, you just can't be too careful, Lieutenant 1440 01:33:07,495 --> 01:33:08,962 You got a match, Sergeant? 1441 01:33:17,538 --> 01:33:19,301 Thought you were gonna quit? 1442 01:33:30,852 --> 01:33:31,910 Not yet 1443 01:33:34,188 --> 01:33:36,486 No Not yet, Sergeant 1444 01:33:42,497 --> 01:33:43,486 Not yet 1445 01:33:50,905 --> 01:33:52,532 (COLUMBO WHISTLING) 1446 01:34:40,989 --> 01:34:42,616 GEORGE: Where are you going? 1447 01:34:42,957 --> 01:34:45,425 I'm meeting my wife at the yacht club 101981