All language subtitles for Carols Second Act s01e13_English

So then the von Trapp family
makes it out of the theater

and crosses the Alps
together to freedom.

That's what The Sound of Music
is about?

DANIEL:
That's crazy.

The main girl is
in love with a Nazi,

and you're supposed
to root for her?

No, no, no. The main character
is Maria, the nun.

I don't get it.

This is why no one likes
your generation.

I'm not staying there
if there's a gas leak.

What do you mean, it might
help me sleep? Just fix it.

Ugh, I hate my landlord.

Do you hate
hairbrushes, too?

CALEB:
Yeah.

You look like a bird
flew into your hair.

No shade. That's how
I ended up with this cut.

I had to flee my apartment.

I didn't have time
to grab my hairbrush.

Now I have to find
another place to stay tonight.

Maybe I'll find an Airbnb,
or call me crazy, a regular B&B?

A B&B? Don't stay at some
weird old person's house.

Stay with me.

You'll have a bed, breakfast,

and nonstop access to
fresh fruit and friendship.

Really? That would be amazing.

You can sleep
in Jenny's old room.

I promised her
I wouldn't read her diaries.

But you didn't.Mm.

If I find out how old she was
when she lost her virginity,

should I tell you?

[scoffs] Lexie, she already
told me. She was 26.

♪

[beep]

Having you stay over
will be so fun.

I used to love
slumber parties as a kid.

Oh, I was great at sleepovers.
I always stayed up the latest

and put everyone's
undies in the freezer.

Uh-oh.
It's the party people.

You have permission
to stay in my room,

and you also have permission
to read my diaries.

Aw, you guys give
the same permissions.

I wish I could join,
first for the fun,

and second, I have to borrow
all your pots and pans again.

What happened
to your birthday pans?

I took them back to the store

and turned them into
birthday earrings.

Have fun tonight, you guys.

You know, it's rude
to talk about an event

in front of someone
who hasn't been invited.

Oh, Dennis, are you jealous?

Course not.

But I swear to God,
if you choreograph

any dances without me,
there will be hell to pay.

This patient was admitted
with cardiogenic shock.

We need to take his blood
pressure in real time.

He's sedated, so we can insert
the a-line. Observe.

Ah, yes.

The iPhone generation loves
using the ultrasound

to detect an artery.
[grunts]

Nothing's coming up.

Well,

looks like it's broken again.

I think you just need to...It's broken.

I think you just
need to turn it on.I'll handle this.

No ultrasound? But how are
you gonna find the artery?

What if you miss?

Good thing I don't miss.

That's incredible.

He just inserted
an a-line blind.

That's like putting in contacts
with a foam finger.

The patient is stable.

Let's move.

Technology has
become a crutch.

New doctors are not learning the
clinical skills which have been

the foundation of medicine
for hundreds of years.

So I propose, for
the next few days,

we stay away
from technology

and we practice
the fundamentals.

Whoa. We're going acoustic.

Dr. Frost Unplugged.
[chuckles]

Excellent repartee, Dr. Sommers.

Great idea, Dr. Frost.

Teach these newbies
a thing or two.

Well, I think
you could benefit

from the back-to-basics
experience as well, Dr. Jacobs.

[laughs]

I can assure you, my skills
are more than sufficient.

Well, I am excited to see them.

Oh.

Hey! Dr. Jacobs,

you're one of us.

I will never be one of you.

Carol, I love your place.

Not as many tchotchkes
as I expected.Mm-hmm.

But about the right
amount of throw pillows.

Yeah.

Well, after my ex-husband
moved out, I redecorated a bit.

Give me a handful
of throw pillows,

and I'll give you a home.

You really did win Teacher
of the Year every year.

2001, 2002, 2004-- wait.

Where's 2003?[sighs]

It's in there.

"Teacher of the Year
First Runner-Up 2003"?

Yeah.

Yeah, another teacher
saved the principal

from choking on a tater tot.

It's all politics.

So, what should
we do first?

Binge a TV show,
paint our nails--

Oh, we could prank-call Caleb.

Ooh. I was planning
on taking a shower,

but I haven't prank-called
someone since junior high.

But we would need a landline.

Oh, you mean, like this?

Tell me it has
a super long cord.

Oh, yeah.

The longest. I canceled
my cable from the toilet.

Carol with her hair down?

Mm.

I feel like I'm seeing
James Bond in flip-flops.

[chuckles]

[knock on door]Oh, did you order food?

No, it's probably Jerry.

Who?

Hey, there, Jer.

Hello.Come on in.

Meet my friend Lexie.Oh.

Hey, Lexie. Nice to meet you.

Hey, Carol, I picked these
from my tree.

I wanted to bring them by
because I know

how much you like
making lemon bars.

Oh. You are the sweetest, Jerry.

[chuckles]Wow, you sure are.

Carol, where have you
been hiding this one?

Next door for the past 20 years.

[laughter]

You are so funny, Carol.

Hey, uh, while I was up on my
ladder picking these bad boys,

I noticed your gutters
were a little clogged.

I can clean them out for you
tomorrow if you like.

I will pay you in lemon bars.

Deal! [chuckles]

I'll give you change in smiles.

All right. See you later, Carol.
Always a pleasure.Okay.

Hey, nice meeting you, Lexie.Hmm.

Well, well, well.

Hair-down Carol
has a gentleman admirer.

What are you talking about?

Uh, old Jerry? He wants to get
in your gutters, girl.

He's just a good neighbor.

Carol, you're still wearing
your marriage glasses.

What?
What do you mean by that?

Uh, how long
were you married?

22 years.So for 22 years,

you were completely blind to
anyone showing interest in you.

Because what was the point?
You were practically dead.

But I'm not married anymore,

so how can I be
wearing marriage glasses?

Carol, it takes time to
break that long of a habit.

Jer is throwing love
beams in your direction,

and your marriage glasses
are blocking out the rays.

I can't see them
because they're not there.

All I'm saying is
I'm not exchanging night lemons

with my neighbors.

Jerry is a nice friend,
end of story.

No. Jerry is in love
with you, end of story.

Now, let's call Caleb

and pretend we're Jane Goodall
and ask for money.

Dr. Sommers,
nice job identifying

that positive egophony
in a patient's lungs.

And don't worry, you two.
You'll get better with practice.

A significant
amount of practice.

Yeah, you guys.

When someone's lungs are clear,
and they say "A,"

it sounds like, "Eh."

But when they have pneumonia,
it sounds like, "Ee."

Do you hear the difference?
"Eh, ee..."

BOTH [chanting]:
"Eh, ee,

"eh, ee,

eh, ee, eh..."

We got it!
Excellent.

Ooh.

Our next patient has
dilated cardiomyopathy.

Who wants to learn a
cardiac percussion test?

It's a conga beat.

[vocalizing conga music]

CALEB:
Ooh.

Muy caliente.

Let's go.

This is ridiculous.

We've seen two
patients in the time

it usually takes
us to see ten.

You know how I know
this is pointless?

Because Caleb is good at it.

We are paying the price
for Dr. Frost's technophobia.

Guys, this chest
isn't gonna tap itself.

Let's move.

[chuckles]:
Oh, this has to stop.

Thanks for letting me stay
with you, but don't worry,

I'm going home tonight so you
and Jerry can finally smash.

You know, I don't usually
say things like this

to people who I care about,
but zip it.

Why are you telling
Lexie to zip it?

LEXIE:
I was talking about

Carol's boyfriend.

Mm. How is Jerry?Jenny.

I knew it!Oh, is he still bringing
her love lemons?

Carol's got a man-friend?
Oh, tell me everything.

No. He's not
my man-friend.

He's a man who
is my friend.

You know, men can be nice to
women they don't want to date.

[laughter]

Rarely.

But if they like you,
they'll do anything.

I've, uh, never had to
hire a mover in my life.

You know, this seems like a
very outdated point of view,

and that's coming from me.

You've seen my landline.

All right, allow
me to demonstrate.

Hey, uh, can you
grab me some ketchup?

You have legs. I'm busy.

Now, observe this.

Hey, Jake.

Hey, Lexie, what's up?

I need to get my tires rotated,
but I don't feel like it.

Can you drive it to the garage

and have them do it
and then bring it back here?

Yeah, sure, of course.
When? Now?

I could take a sick day.

You know what? Never mind.

Just grab me some ketchup.

Oh, my gosh.
I think you guys might be right.

Have I been wearing
marriage glasses?

Does Jerry really have
feelings for me?

DENNIS/LEXIE/JENNY:
Yes!

Carol, are you gonna
get with Jerry?

Oh, gosh, no.

No, no. Jerry is not my type.

He's too gentle.

You know,
I like a man with an edge,

like Harry Connick Jr.

Ooh, Carol.

Girl, you a freak.

[gasps]

[quietly]:
Oh, my God.

Where do you want to live?

Yes.

Enjoy your new friends.

[knock on door]

[clears throat]

Hey, Jerry.

Thanks for coming.

What's this?

Lemon bars.

I realized today, what with
your busy doctor schedule,

you might not have time
to make them yourself,

so I whipped you up a batch.

Oh, sweet, gentle Jerry.

Come on in.

Now, they are a little
unconventional.

I added just a hint of freshly
grated nutmeg for some spice.

[sighs] Jerry,

we need to talk.

Is it the gutters?

You know, there was a crow
up there giving me the business,

so I didn't clean them out
quite as thoroughly as I wanted.

No. It's not that.

[sighs]

Jerry,

you are such a nice guy
and a great neighbor.

This is hard to say.

But... I can tell you
have feelings for me...

Nope, nope. No, I do not.

What?I-I...

I am sorry for any
misunderstanding.

I mean, you are
a-a nifty gal

and-and a nice neighbor,
but, yeah,

that is, [smacks lips]
that's it.

But... you're always
bringing me lemons.

The constant lemons.

My tree makes too many;
if I don't get rid of them,

I wind up with
a real squirrel problem.

But all the chores.

I just wanted to lend a hand.

I mean, ever since your divorce,
you've been all alone.

I guess, I just
felt sorry for you.

I-- Oh, I didn't--

I got to go.

I feel like I came
at a bad time.

Oh, there she is. How'd it go
last night with Jerry?

You two bump oldies?

Oh, you didn't tell her?

Yes, I talked to Jerry

and made a complete ass
out of myself.

It was so embarrassing.

What happened?

Jerry told me he didn't have

any romantic feelings toward me

and we were just
neighbors and friends.

Gee, does that sound
familiar to you two?

Yeah, that's exactly
what yousaid. Oh.

I'm sorry, Mom, but all
the signs were there.

It was so awkward.

Plus, he still has my air fryer.
I'm never gonna see that again.

So...

just like that, no more Jerry.

And by the way, why isn't Jerry
interested in me?

The man has prescription
halitosis medication.

I felt bad before.
Now I feel worse.

Man, I was so sure.

Uh, maybe the olds
just communicate differently.

Yeah, I wouldn't show up
to someone's house

unless I was
basically proposing.

Maybe that lemon farmer
was just neighborly.

Maybe he feared that
if he spoke his truth,

his heart would be broken.

Or whatever. I don't know.
Shut up!

Mrs. Ferguson.

Our next patient

is a 70-year-old female

admitted with chest
pains and dizziness.

Dr. Jacobs,
why don't you take

your stethoscope
and have a listen.

Actually, sir,
we're running very behind.

To speed things up, I grabbed
this portable ultrasound.

It can give us
results in seconds.

Well, that sounds like
the perfect solution

for a doctor on the go.

It connects directly to
your phone through Bluetooth.

Boom! Check out this
picture quality.

That is a clear
aortic stenosis.

Guys, I thought
we were trying to--

I'm holding her heart
in my hand.

Well, if everyone's
excited about this,

let me take a look.

Just, uh,

connecting
to Bluetooth.

[phone vibrates]

Uh, sir, you just

AirDropped me photos of
a child's birthday party.

Oh. That's my grandson Robbie.

Boy, does he love
licking the ground.

Ah, one of those days, huh?[chuckles]

Little bit.
Something embarrassing

happened in my personal life.

Ah. Toilet paper
stuck to your shoe?

[chuckles]:
Oh, no, worse.

Oh. Well, you also have
toilet paper

stuck to your shoe.

Ah, of course I do.

No, I just thought
someone was romantically

interested in me, and it turns
out he just had too many lemons.

Ah, easy mistake to make.

No, he didn't think so.

He seemed pretty horrified
by the idea.

Oh, that's absurd.

You have the grace
of a long-distance runner

and the passion of
a short-distance runner.

Wow, thank you.

That means... something.

[chuckles]

Dr. Kenney, if I may say so,
that man's a damn fool.

You are a catch and a half.

Here she comes.

Okay, we want to look sorry,
but not unforgivable.

Okay.

I can tell by the look
on your faces that you're sorry.

And I forgive you.

Nailed it.
Uh-uh.

We feel bad
that we may have

led you down
the wrong path with Jerry.

So, we brought you
these gifts.

It's a bag of lemon-flavored
protein bars from the gift shop.

They're terrible.

Aw.

Thank you.

You two are
manipulative monsters.

But something kind of good
did come out of this.

I realized I have been
wearing marriage glasses.

And I think

it might be time for me
to take them off.

[Jenny and Lexie oohing]Gentlemen, I'm ready.

Welcome to Carol's
grand opening!

Mom, no.
No, don't say that.

Ever to anyone.
Oh.

But I'm really happy
you're ready to date.

I have to admit, it was nice
to think that someone

was interested for a minute,
even if it was just Jerry,

who is the last person on Earth
I would ever want to be with.

Carol!

Jerry.

What are you doing here?

[sighs]

I feel like
I should call security,

but what if we just
let this play out for a minute?

Carol, I'm about
to do something

I should've done
a long time ago.

I want to tell the whole
world that I love you.

Oh, no.

Oh, yes!

Oh, boy.

Carol, last night, I
was caught off guard.

I've imagined that moment
between us for so long,

I panicked.

But the truth is...

I love you.

Jerry, you don't mean that.I do.

I planted that lemon tree
just for you.

Okay, that makes me nervous.

[sighs] I have waited patiently
since your divorce,

but our time is now.

I didn't want to let
another minute go by

without telling you how I feel.

Okay, but just FYI, I would've
been home in, like, 45 minutes.

Patient is a 30-year-old female
with shortness of breath,

a slight fever
and a cough.

Urgent care gave me
some antibiotics,

but they only
made me feel worse.

I'm so tired.

Honestly, it's hard to walk
more than ten steps.

[coughs] Plus, I can't
get rid of this stupid cough.

It's so annoying.

Interns,
what's your diagnosis?

The weakness, fever
and persistent cough

all point to
atypical pneumonia.

If you look at
her chest ultrasound...

you can see the fluid in
the lungs, indicating pneumonia.

So, I'll start her on stronger
antibiotics and we can move on.

I'd still like
to take a listen.
Oh.

If you're having trouble
connecting your phone,

you can use mine.
[chuckles]

Well, no need.

[clears throat]

But just a warning,
if you put her on antibiotics

for pneumonia, she'll die.

Maybe don't put me
on the antibiotics.

She doesn't have pneumonia.
She has a pleural effusion.

And it's easy to misdiagnose.

The fluid you saw in the
ultrasound isn't in her lungs.

It's behind her lungs.

And you can tell
by listening to her heart.

Doctor, could you?

You can hear it
struggling to pump.

We need to start her
on a diuretic immediately

to relieve pressure
from her lungs.

Okay, I'll write
in the order.

Ms. Ocampo,
you're gonna be just fine.

I'd prefer it
if the gray-haired doctor

did everything from now on.

Sir, you got all that
from listening to her heart?

That is...
Badass!

Forgive me, sir.

Technology is great,

and I could stand to
embrace it a bit more,

but it's no substitute
for clinical skill.

We do everything
at such a high speed now

that sometimes we don't take
the extra time to really listen.

You're absolutely right,
Dr. Frost.

Thank you for the reminder.

You're welcome.

Now, I know I look
impressive right now...

[clears throat]

...and I hate to admit this,
[clears throat]

but somehow I've managed to
lock myself out of my phone.

Can you believe they only
give you eight guesses?

Hey, how did Jerry take it?
You let him down easy?

I thought so,
but then

last night he chopped down
the lemon tree.

So... maybe it's for the best.

Mm, yeah. Hey, Jerry wasn't
the right guy for you.

That just means
someone else will be.

Someone without halitosis.

You're right.

From now on, I'm gonna be open
to seeing romantic possibility

wherever it may present itself.Mm-hmm.

Dr. Kenney, just the person
I wanted to see.

I have a gift for you.

A gift?

Yes, a very special gift,
just for you.

A reflex hammer.[chuckles]

Wow, I don't know
what to say.

It's so thoughtful,
Dr. Frost.

I'm-I'm flattered.

And, Dr. Gilani,
I also have something

very special for you.

Oh, sweet! A reflex hammer!

I've always wanted one of these.

It's always just
a minute too late.

All right, drain snaked.
Gross level: high.

I could build you a man with the
hair that was lodged in there.

Ew.

We done now?
No.

Your terrible advice
cost me my handy neighbor,

so you're gonna be making
this up to me for a long time.

Fine. What's next?

Um, the knob
on the bannister is loose.

Oh, and after that, can you go
outside and tackle the gutters?

Mm, you got that, Jake?

Yeah, bannisters, gutters.

Right away.

He's a good man.

You two are terrible.

[both laugh]

But very fun.

Now...

let's prank-call
Caleb again.
Ooh, yeah.

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