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'12-7 Mary 4'

would you repeat
on X

Did you say blue?

Blonde, blue,
in a blue sports car

closin' in on ya at 10-20.

10-4, Mary 4.
I think I see her.

'Very nice.'

Must be at least
a nine on the scale.

Correction. Make that a 9.5.

You're fired,
that's what. You're fired!

- Yeah! That's right!

Yeah! How do you like it?

You can't fire me.
I quit!

You hear that, Becker?

Good!

I'm gonna sue ya, too..
For defamation of character.

How do you like that, huh?

It wasn't me ruined
your lousy old concrete mixer.

You did it yourself.

You're a liar, Hilmer!

What?

You let a machine full
of mix get hard, will ya?

Well, you're fired!

You'll be sorry, Becker.

That's just
the beginning!

'You wanna see
wrecked equipment?'

You got it.

Let's go. What are you
waiting for, the Christmas?

Learn how to drive!

Fire me.

'Attention, all units.'

'Report of a reckless driver.'

'Red pick-up, Eastbound,
Ventura Freeway.'

'Near Topanga Canyon.'

That's for us, good buddy.

Wrecked equipment, huh?
This is just the beginning.

Watch the road!

L.A. 15-7 Mary 3 and 4
in pursuit of red pick-up

Eastbound,
Ventura Freeway, near Desoto.

Learn how to drive.

I'll show old fat gut.

He can't fire me.

Stay away.
stay away from me!

You hear me?
Stay away from me!

LA 15-7 Mary 3 and 4. We're
at the scene of a rollover.

Look, look.
You get away from me.

- You get away from me!
- Wait a minute.

You wanna step back, please?
Step right back. Over there.

That's right.
Tell him, officer.

That's alright, now.
Take it easy.

- Let me talk to you.
- I'm alright.

- I'm perfectly alright.
- Come on--

That accident was
not my fault, officer.

- Relax.
- Please, I am relaxed.

Will you leave me alone?

Please, leave me alone.
I'm perfectly okay.

Just take it easy.
Let me talk to you a minute.

Please, do me a favor.

Alright, don't come near me.
You hear me?

Don't come near me.

Come on, now, you're bleeding.

- Keep away, I mean it.
- Take it easy, now.

I'm madder than
a wet hornet.

Argh!

Go on! Swing
that tire iron!

Show 'em you
mean business.

Like this, you mean?

That's it! Perfect!
Beautiful!

I'm only gonna
tell you once.

You just stay out
of this, alright?

Leave him alone.
I want Becker to see this.

'I want him to be
good and sorry.'

You watchin', Becker?

Look what you did to me!

'How do you like
the pick'

Nice, huh?

You haven't seen
nothin' yet.

Look what you did to me.

You got it on television?

Yes! Yes! Louder!

Good. I want
the whole public to know.

I worked for this man
for 20 years

and he fired me
just like that!

And it wasn't even my fault!

- Take it easy.
- The man's name is Becker.

Gus Becker.

B-E-C-K-E-R.

He resides at 7600 Claybeck
Avenue, in the valley.

And he has a rotten
rental of equipment yard

so don't go there.

- Take it easy--

- 'Come on, now.'
'

Come here.
Let me talk to you.

Look, I'm tired.
I don't wanna talk to you.

I don't wanna talk to you.

Please, please,
leave me alone, huh?

Please, no, no, please.

Come any closer
and I'll jump.

I'll jump, and it'll
all be Becker's fault.

Look, if you jump,
it's not gonna do any good.

Jump! Jump!
Go ahead and jump!

Jump! Jump!

Jump! Jump! Jump!

Knock it off!

What are you trying
to do to this poor guy?

- Officer Poncherello.

Officer Poncherello?

Is it, uh, police brutality?

It's a crime to aid a suicide
and incite a crowd, you creep.

Now you keep your mouth shut,
or I'll have you in the slammer.

Now you folks be quiet.

Come on, take it easy.
It's gonna be alright.

Come on over on this side and
we'll talk about it, alright?

Let me get through.
Let me get through.

Hey, hold it.
What are you to him?

Speak of the devil.
There he is.

Welcome, Mr. Becker.

Who is he to you?

That's my-my
brother-in-law, the nut!

You've come to apologize.

Well, let's hear it.

On the 6:00 news.

S-some nut double-parked
one of my cement mixers

outside a cocktail lounge with
a full load and let it get hard

and I say it was him!

And I say it was you!

So I fired him!

That's right.

'Listen, Hilmer.'

I just thought it over.

You can have your job back.

But not if you jump.
If you jump, we're through.

I accept your offer.

Thank you, Gus.

Help me, will you?

Be careful, huh

I don't know what
came over me, officer.

I'm just so nervous,
you know what I mean?

I just don't feel well.

'Should I get a lawyer?'

- I gotta get a lawyer.
- Take it easy.

Oh, what can I do?
I can plead.

I can-can plead insanity.

Look, what can I do?
Oh...oh...please..

I don't want my sister to know
about this. It's terrible.

Easy, easy.
We just gotta wait and see.

She's married to that guy.

- 'You take it easy.'
'

What'll they do, officer?

We're just gonna
wait and see.

Come on, Hilmer.
Come on.

- I'm no good, Gus.
- You're right.

You should have let me jump.

Yeah, you're right. But you'd
still owe me for a cement mixer.

I didn't wreck
the mixer. You did.

I was having a drink
at the time.

- Wait a minute. I was with you.

We were having a drink together.

Holy mackerel.

'Then you're just as
guilty as I am.'

Just for that, Hilmer,
I'll bail you out.

You're a good man, Gus.

You're my brother-in-law,
Hilmer.

This is gonna ruin
my car insurance.

Hi, Ponch.

- Hi.
- Hey, wait a minute.

Francis Poncherello,
come back here.

I give you hi
and you give me hi.

What kind of a hi is hi?

Uh, that's a low hi,
not to be confused with

a low ha, which happens
to be Hawaiian.

Come on you guys,
knock it off, okay?

Bad day?

It's that TV news crew

been giving us a hard time.

The Disaster Squad?
Aw, come on.

Don't let 'em
bug ya, Ponch.

Come on. Let me
see that famous Poncho smile.

Come on.
Come on.

There, now that's
more like it.

You aimin' to steal
our wheels, kid?

Ow!

No, I don't
gotta steal.

I got one exactly like it.

Oh, you have
a little tricycle?

Not no tricycle.
Motorcycle.

And I got my leathers,
boots, and gloves.

And your helmet.
Never forget your helmet.

Oh, I never forget
my helmet.

Oh, that's good.

Can I ride on
your motorcycle?

I know how. Really.
Can I

Where's your helmet?

Home.

No helmet, uh, no ride.

But if you take me
home, I'll get it.

Yeah, well, uh,
maybe some other time.

But you gotta
take me home.

Oh, yeah

I'm lost.

Thanks. You can go now.

But you gotta stay.

Chris.

Not again.

I'm sorry.

Second time this week he's
dragged home motorcyclists.

Can I show 'em, mom?

Can I

Don't you have a couple
of minutes to spare?

Uh, yes, ma'am.
Yeah, we do.

Show them quickly
so they can leave.

This way.

See what I mean?

I told you it was
no tricycle.

Hey, hey, wow.
This is really terrific.

Hey, Jon, look at this.

Yeah, that's exactly
like ours.

Didn't I tell you?

His father bought
it for him.

We're divorced.

Bill's a motorcycle nut, too.

Oh, I'm sorry.
With you it's your job.

But I think four years old
is too young for a motorcycle.

My dad's in
Saudi Arabia now.

My mom won't
let me ride it alone.

You are so right. Don't ever let
me catch you riding that alone.

I'm not alone now.

I'll be careful.

What's the backyard
speed limit?

I, uh...guess we'll
find out in a minute.

He's something else,
isn't he?

Listen, do you mind if
I ask you a personal question?

I don't know.
Try me.

How long you been divorced?

Almost a year.

And you know something?
It's a drag.

'One word of caution.'

You know it won't be
just one word

but it all adds up
to one word.

Courtesy.

Alright, alright, I know
you've heard it a million times

but let me
caution you again.

No matter how much lip they
give you out there, smile

till it makes
your teeth ache.

Okay

- Sergeant.
- Yeah.

What about this this
Disaster Squad News team?

What about 'em?

Every time there's a fire,
accident, anything

they're there. I mean, sometimes
before we even get there.

So they're quick. Maybe you two
guys should take a lesson.

Now, now, wait a minute.
I'm really serious.

Especially about this
Lee Wrightwood.

'The guy that heads
the operation.'

With them and their cameras
and microphones

we can't do our
duty by the book.

By the book, huh, Frank?

In your case, since when?

Okay, from now on,
I don't go by the book.

You hear that?

What do you think of that, huh?

What do you think?

You know, I was thinking that
Chris' mother isn't half bad.

In fact, I was
thinking that, uh--

I think she's terrific.

You think so, too?

No, I mean, yes,
I mean, for you.

I'm thinking for
you, not for me.

She's great for you.
Your type, you know?

Well, I was thinking this
Sunday. You got any plans?

You want me to do
you a favor, right?

Yeah, well, I'd like
to take Ellen on a picnic

and you could come along.

Yeah

Well, you like to ride
motorcycles on your days off--

And little Chris
likes to ride motorcycles.

Yeah.

So I could baby-sit while you
do your thing, right?

Yeah.

I'm going to the
baseball game Sunday.

- Since now!

Why should I waste
a Sunday on you?

Hey, it wouldn't be wasted.

Think of Chris
and how happy he'd be.

I'm thinkin' of
popcorn and hot dogs.

And my girl cuddled up
next to me at a ball game.

'15-7 Mary 3 and 4,
Los Angeles.'

'We have a report
of a wrong-way driver'

'Westbound
on the Ventura Freeway'

'traveling in
the Eastbound lanes.'

'One occupant in
a 1975 green Ford pick-up.'

'7 David is
standing by east'

'of the Coldwater Canyon road
on-ramp at a roadblock.'

So what are we
waiting for?

Let's go.

Here he comes.

Yeah, and he's not
coming any closer.

'Hey, he's not
coming towards us.'

'He's driving in reverse.'

7 David, this is 7 Mary 3.

Send those tow trucks
in first, then release traffic.

'10-4, Mary 3.'

We'll take care of it. You just
stay on the shoulder, alright?

Get to the shoulder.
I'll be right back.

I wasn't speeding.
Honest.

Yes, sir, I know. May I see
your driver's license, please?

- Okay, I'm ready.

I think we got
a good story.

I say, what's the gimmick?

Are you trying to win a bet?

No gimmick. Just best man
at a wedding, and I'm late.

Pick up wouldn't shift
into forward, so..

So now you're late, and these
California Highway Patrols

making you even later,
is that right?

Listen, sir, you're interfering.
Would you step back, please?

Maybe-maybe the CHP doesn't like
minorities...in blue tuxes.

Maybe blue on yellow
turns them green.

What do you think, sir?

Sir, sir if you don't mind,
we'll handle this.

Excuse me.

There you go. You wanna sign
right there, please?

Excuse me, again.

What is the exact charge

if I'm not being
too out of line?

Operating a vehicle with
improper stoplights

on the rear not counting
the headlights.

Now, your equipment
is contributing to congestion.

Would you move out, please?

Well, I'll think about that.

Hey, mister, he said move out!

Now!

Oh, I-I didn't understand that.

Okay, officer, okay.

- Just shut up. Shut up.

Film it.

- Hi, guys.
- Sindy.

You wanna meet
my new boyfriend?

Lost again, huh?

He says that you two
are the only ones

who knows where he lives.

Yep. I guess we are.

Well, uh..

...here's to whatever makes you
happy and, uh, more picnics.

That was great.

How about signing up
with the C.H.I.P.S, huh?

Yeah, we can be partners.

Okay, partner.

Listen, uh, I'd like to
see you again this week, uh..

...if you don't mind.

I don't mind.
I'd like that.

Okay, dinner, dancing,
movies, or, uh..

...any combination.
You name it.

I'll leave that up to you.

'Mom!'

'Mom!'

Mom!

They're gonna have a race
and I can be in it!

They asked me. Really.

I told him he'd
have to get your okay.

What do you think?

Is it dangerous?

He's a good rider.
He's real good.

The other kids
are a little older

but, uh...well, I think
he could even win.

Please, momma.
Please! Please!

Alright, here we are down here

for another
nice afternoon of racing.

We've got a lot of fine riders
down here in the peewee class.

'These kids come from
all over the valley'

'to compete each week.'

'And today
we've got 10 of our top'

'youngsters battling it out.'

'We seem to have a late entry,
ladies and gentlemen.'

'Chris Roberts.
He's approaching the line now'

'and I understand he's never
competed in a race before.'

'So good luck, Chris.'

'Okay,
we're almost ready, folks.'

They're in the gates.

Come up a little bit.

'Alright,
when that bar goes down'

'we'll have to start.'

- 'These kids are rarin' to go.'
- Parents, step back, please.

Get back.

'They're off!'

'It's a fair start.'

'Number 24, Peter Twillis,
jumping out in front'

'followed closely by number 23'

'Bobby Milford and our new
rider, Chris Roberts.'

Come on, chipper,
hit it! Hit it!

'Now, Milford
is shooting to the top'

'with Roberts right behind him.'

'That's Bobby in the red jersey'

'and Chris
is in blue and yellow.'

'They both passed
our early leader'

'and are pulling away
from the pack.'

'These youngsters are really
tearing up this track.'

'Chris is making a bid to pass'

'but Bobby is doing quite a job
of holding him off.'

'These two boys
have a solid lead.'

'Now Roberts is making a move!'

'He's really pouring it on.
He's going to pass Milford!'

- Come on, little chipper!
- Go! Go!

'He's going to pass Chris
and show him who's boss.'

'Look at those two jockey
for the lead!'

'Bobby Milford's holding on.'

'But young Chris Roberts
is riding his'

'first race
like he wants to win it.'

'Chris is moving out,
right on Bobby's tail.'

Lean in there!

'What a race
we've got here, folks.'

'Roberts really
turning it on now.'

'Can he pass Bobby?'

'There he goes.'

'Roberts has taken the lead'

'with a few hundred yards
to go.'

'He might do it, folks.'

- 'Roberts can win this race.'
- Alright!

'Now, Bobby is
shifting to the outside.'

'He's trying to pass Roberts
just before the finish line.'

'What's he up to?'

'Looks like Milford's
trying to..'

'He's down!
Roberts is down!'

'That may have been a foul,
ladies and gentlemen.'

'But I don't see any sign
from our judges.'

'It looks like
Chris Roberts is okay.'

You're starting up, boy.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

He's fine.
Not a scratch.

Can't hurt a tough kid
like my chipper here, right?

I'm gonna punch that guy in the
nose when he gets off his bike.

Hey, hey, hey.
What kind of talk is that, huh?

I'm gonna hit him
in the belly and on the nose

and I'm gonna beat him up.
That's what I'm gonna do!

Hey, now hold it.

That's no way to
settle an argument.

You don't go around punching
people ever, do you hear me?

A fist fight
never proved nothing

except you're dumb,
you know that?

Now, I'm ashamed of you
for saying you wanna

fight and your
losing your temper.

Well, I don't think you're ready
to be my partner.

Ponch?

Yes?

I'm sorry.

I don't wanna be dumb.

I won't fight no more.

Okay, partner. Let's shake.

Hey, up ahead.
See what I see?

Now, what are you up to?

Don't worry.

Just wanna check and see
if they need any help.

You know me.

Yeah, I know you.

Any trouble?

- Come in, come in.
- I'm in.

Uh, yes, I see.
With your reserves in tow.

What is your beef?

No beef, except, uh..

...anything wrong
with your van?

You need a tow truck?

No.

Then you know this area
is for emergency parking only.

It's illegal stopping
when there's no emergency.

Our radiator's overheated.

Why isn't your hood up?

I thought it was.

I told you to put
the hood up.

We'll remedy that for you,
officer. Right away.

Excuse me, please.

It's not overheated.

I say it is..

...or it was.

Listen to me,
Officer, uh...Poncherello

I have two witnesses, and I have
very powerful friends downtown.

Now you start harassing me

and I'll have
your fancy badge.

Hey, mister, if the likes of you
can take my badge

I don't deserve to wear it.

Uh, listen, we're not gonna cite
you this time but, uh..

...if you're smart,
you won't park in an

emergency parking lane, alright?

Unless you have an emergency.

Yes, that's good advice,
Officer...Baker.

Thank you.
That is very good advice.

That Poncherello..

...needs to be taught a lesson
he won't forget.

And we're gonna have to
find a way to teach him.

Not we, Lee.
You speak for yourself.

I speak for my crew.

You don't like it,
you get out!

'Yesterday,
a disgruntled employee'

who was fired by a construction
tool rental company

staged a one-man demolition
derby on the Ventura Freeway

'leaving a 10 mile trail
of battered cars behind him.'

'The man, Hilmer Nelson,
age 43, from Sherman Oaks'

'surrendered to California
Highway Patrol officers'

'after threatening to jump from
an overpass'

'to the freeway below.'

Adding to all of the chaos was
an apparent scuffle between

one California Highway Patrol
officer, Francis Poncherello..

Mom! They're talking
about Ponch on TV!

'I'll slam you
in the mouth, creep.'

"I'll slam you
in the mouth"?

That's pretty tough language.

Mom, why did Ponch punch
that man

when he told me
it was wrong to fight?

I'm sure he had a very good
reason for doing what he did.

But he said never,
ever, ever fight.

'There will be patchy morning
fog along the coast.'

'But by 10 o'clock or so
the sun should be shining'

'through out the entire
Los Angeles..'

'We'll reach a high as
78 today, Pacific Center'

'with temperatures slightly
lower in the mountains..'

Chris?

Chris!

It's the truth, sergeant.
It never happened.

I didn't knock him down.
I was picking him up.

You mean what everyone
saw on television

is just the opposite
of what actually happened?

That's right.

They must have ran
the film backwards.

Ran the film backwards?

Yeah, backwards.

Well, what about the dialogue,
when you said uh..

"I'll slam you
in the mouth, creep?"

Backwards.

No, doctored.

They edited whatever I said

which had to do with
his criminal behavior.

Something like,
"Shut your mouth

or you're going to the slammer."

"You creep."

Okay. Okay, I might have
said that, too

but sarge,
if you analyze it

'if you think about
what I really said'

they could easily cut the tape
and splice it together so they

made it sound like I said,
"I'll punch you in the mouth"

or "I'll slam you in the mouth."
can't you see that?

Poncherello...ever since you
joined the department

I must admit you've come up
with some pretty tall tales

to, uh, explain your, uh..

...indiscretions,
should we call them?

But this-this has
to be the tallest

most far-fetched,
outrageous, ridiculous..

Shall I go on?

No.

But you know what
the funny part is?

I believe you.

Yeah, but before you
get your hopes up

'it's gonna be tough
to convince'

'the powers-that-be
to believe you.'

Even you can see that.

Uh, Cahill, we're in a meeting.

Sorry. You've got an emergency
phone call, line 1, Jon.

It's Chris' mom.

He can take it in here.
Switch it in here, Cahill.

Will do.

Hello.

He was eating
his breakfast. The TV was on.

He saw Ponch hit
that TV newsman.

It's Ellen.
Chris ran away.

Ellen, just a minute.

Listen, as soon as we find Chris

we'll explain what happened.

Okay.

The kid saw me hit El Creepo,
or thinks he did.

- Yeah, that's right.

Listen, uh, you've met
the boy.

- Right.

- And, uh..

Anyone got any idea
where he might have gone?

Yeah, yeah, his mother
mentioned, uh, someplace where

he and his dad used to ride
their bikes. Come on.

Serge, am I through?

Yeah, b

I'll tell you later, sarge.
Please.

L.A. seven David.
I've spotted the runaway boy.

Request you notify
Seven Mary three and four.

'Seven Mary three and four,
Los Angeles.'

'Seven David has spotted
the runaway boy'

'requests you
switch to channel two.'

He's just entered
the flood control channel.

10-4, Seven David.
ETA one minute.

He's on the levee, on the west
side of the channel.

Reach out, Chris!
Reach out!

Reach out!

Reach out!

'Hang on, Chris.'

Hey, Ponch!

We're gettin' it.
Come on.

Thanks, partner.

I was starting to get worried.

It's all over, Chris.
You're gonna be okay.

We in time?

What's your name?
What happened?

How'd you fall in?

Come on, kid. Start talking,
huh? We're wasting tape.

Just get back, will you?

I said now!

Hey, paramedic?
You wanna take the boy, please?

Come on, kid. You wanna be
on television? Start talkin'.

No, I don't wanna
be on television.

Come on, Chris.
You wanna take the boy?

Come on, son.
You'll be alright.

Listen, mister.

I'm about ready to do something

I've never done before.

You can roll your tape straight
ahead on this one.

Hey. Get this. Get this.

He's gonna hit me.
Ladies and gentl--

Come on, Lee, lay off.

Haven't you done enough already?

Don't you talk
to me like that.

I'm the boss here.
You just roll that camera.

Wait a minute! Hold it!

Officer, uh, Baker.

Wanna give me a hand here?
There's nothing to it.

'Just look in that eyepiece
and hit the switch.'

Whatever you do,
don't miss this action.

What are you, crazy?
You must be nuts!

Alright, Lee.
Now you talk.

Tell 'em how you framed
Officer Poncherello

'there by faking those tapes.'

I'll see to it
you never work again!

Talk, Lee.

I've taken all I'm gonna
take from you, man.

- Ditto.
- Now tell 'em!

You're a lunatic!

Speak, Lee.

Wanna be on television?
Say something.

Okay, okay.

'Alright, I admit it.'

I faked the tape.

You're the victim
of assault and battery.

Do you wanna press charges?

Ciao.

You repeat after me.
And this is a solemn oath.

Yes, sir.

Okay...I, Chris Roberts..

I, Chris Roberts..

...do solemnly swear
never to ride my bike..

...do sollily...sollilly..

Solemnly.

Soll...yes, to never
to ride my bike..

...unless a grown-up
is with me.

Unless a grown-up
is with me.

Now, you know what
that means?

'If you ever, ever, ever
ride your bike'

'when you're not supposed to'

that's the end.
No more motorcycles, ever.

Comprende, amigo?

Comprende.

Okay.

Let's go. Come on.

There. Feel better?

There's something
I have to tell you.

Bill, my ex-husband,
he wrote to me last week.

Uh-huh.

To tell me he wants
to get married again.

What? Did he meet
somebody overseas?

No.

Hey-hey!

To me.

He wants to
marry me again.

Can you imagine?

Listen, I can imagine, but..

I can't imagine why he
divorced you in the first place.

It sure would be nice if, uh..

...Chris had somebody around

so he could ride
his bike more often.

Yes, it would.

So, are you gonna
marry him again?

No.