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Karaoke tonight, Captain?
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I only ever sing when I'm drunk,
so ask me again at 5:00 p.m.
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-IRIS KIMURA: Mr. Judd.
-Does yoga burn a lot
of calories?
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Because we're losing profits
in the food court.
Can they like, move more?
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Let's go live to Avenue 5.
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I see a warning light.
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(SIREN BLARING)
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(CROWD SHOUTS)
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Whose dog is this?
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What's your plan?
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What is the matter
with you people?!
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-Are you Australian?
-I'm English.
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-What the fuck?
-I'm not a captain, either.
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-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-Are you an admiral?
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RYAN CLARK: Joe is
the real captain of the ship.
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I've got some difficult news.
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We won't get home
for three years.
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-(CROWD GASPS)
-What?
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(SCREAMS)
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♪ (THEME MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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RYAN CLARK: Hi!
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(SHUSHING)
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Ladies-- Thank you.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I know
that you have some questions,
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and I will answer them.
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Don't insult us!
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What? I--
How was that insulting?
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-We know what's going on.
-Yeah, we know.
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We--
We hit a patch of choppy space.
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Mission control said three years
to get home.
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-I was in the room.
-She was in the room!
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Yeah, you know what? Better if
one of us speaks, babe.
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Yeah, look, that.
That is what I heard.
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-(CLAMORING)
-RYAN: Okay...
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-GARETH: We're all gonna die
in space!
-RYAN: I'm gonna just get rid
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of that, because
it does look a little bit stark.
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This is Billie,
our chief engineer.
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I'm now gonna pass over
the explanation baton to Billie.
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-(STUTTERS)
-Go ahead, just take it!
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Okay. So... (CLEARS THROAT)
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-We were due to attempt--
-Can you speak up?
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Uh... Yeah. Um...
So, we were due to attempt a--
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-Hold it further from your face!
-You're popping there.
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Okay, um, so the plan was
to use Titan's gravity
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as an assist
to save propellant--
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English, please.
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Which one of those words
was not English, sir?
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-Propellant.
-(QUIETLY) Propellant?
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-Propellant's Eng--
-Just make it less,
uh, technical.
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It-- You know.
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Uh... So, um...
Saturn is a big, big planet,
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um, with a big, big moon, Titan,
and we were gonna use...
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-Titan's gravity
as a propellant--
-Propellant again!
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PIERRE: What the fuck
are you talking about?
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-(SPEAKS FOREIGN LANGUAGE)
-Okay, I can't--
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SPIKE MARTIN:
Hey, buddy, have some respect.
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She might be a spanner spinner,
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but there's no need
to patronize her.
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You go ahead, kid.
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Okay, you don't patronize me
by telling me
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not to be patronized, okay?
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It's just-- it's hard to know
what you can say these days.
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It's really not that hard.
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MIA: Hello, hello! We are still
waiting for an explanation.
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Okay, listen, so basically,
we have missed our turning.
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Okay? So now we're stuck going
the long way around.
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Is that simple enough
for you guys?
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-Or should I go
and get some crayons...
-(CLAMORING)
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...draw this crap on the walls
for you. Maybe use diagrams,
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-little pretty colors...
-Whoa! (CHUCKLES)
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...keep it real easy.
I mean, it--
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Whoa, whoa, Billie,
I think that's enough jargon.
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-(SCOFFS)
-RYAN: Uh...
It's been a long day,
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and, uh... Billie is naturally
quite brutal.
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You are gonna shit these people
up if you're not careful.
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I was holding back.
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-(CLAMORING)
-RYAN: Listen, I--
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I will answer your questions...
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after the service
tomorrow morning.
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One of our crew members passed,
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and three other people
are on life support.
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As soon as he's dispatched,
I will be asking questions.
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That is super respectful
of you, ma'am.
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All right.
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Our work here is done.
Very poorly.
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HERMAN JUDD: Ryan betrayed me
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like a character
in a Shakespeare movie.
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Why is he even here?
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You transferred him
from Avenue 3.
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Well, you should have had him
checked.
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You told me not to check him,
just to get him.
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-No, I didn't!
-IRIS KIMURA: Yes, you did!
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Pull up the minutes
of the conversation.
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You told me not to keep minutes.
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Oh, how convenient for you.
You don't keep them anyway?
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Not even for a memoir?
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I'm sorry, I didn't think
the time you saw a screen grab
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of a guy wearing a captain's hat
and said, "Let's get him,"
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was memoir worthy.
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I'm definitely gonna remember
this conversation
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if that's any help legacy-wise.
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(SIGHS)
Okay, I have Rav at the ready.
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Rav, what are NASA saying?
Is NASA saying.
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-Is it "is" or "are"?
-Is.
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What is they saying?
No, that sounds all wrong.
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-I sound like an idiot.
-(SIGHS)
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Don't forget there's a delay.
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-(GROANS) This... fucking delay.
-All right, should we just...
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Shut all the holes in our head
and pass out?
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-Sure, you go first.
-Okay, I don't know
what your problem is,
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but you need to solve it now
and focus.
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-Just focus, bro.
-IRIS: (SNAPS FINGERS) Hey!
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You will have some respect
and you will know your place
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in this organization.
What will you have?
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-I will have some respect.
-And what will you know?
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I will know-- I'm sorry,
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I've immediately forgotten
what you just said.
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But I do need to discuss
Joe's funeral.
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-What about it?
-We need the coffin.
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Joe can have your coffin.
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-My coffin?
-We take it everywhere we go.
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You want me to die, Iris?
Is that it?
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-No.
-Did you hesitate?
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-No!
-Look.
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-She did it again.
-She-- Again.
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I was inhaling.
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Come on. That pregnant pause
was in its third trimester.
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I think it'll be
a very good idea
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to give Joe your coffin.
Good PR.
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-Fine.
-RAV: Yes, we have meetings
scheduled with NASA...
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-I'm not talking!
-...and other agencies,
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but we will have to contribute
financially.
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Contribute financially.
Oh, that's nice.
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Now, it's a shakedown.
Well, how 'bout this, Rav.
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You tell those assholes--
It is plural.
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You tell them that I may not be
back tomorrow,
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but I will return like
an angry Jesus,
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raining down blood
and filth and terror
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on all those who betrayed me!
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MATT SPENCER: Classic Jesus.
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You mess with his money,
he fucks you right up.
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ALAN: Option one.
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Modify Avenue 3, Lexington,
Broadway, send them out.
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That would cost a fortune.
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Take way too long.
Not an option.
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-(PHONE RINGS)
-Hang on.
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(SIGHS) Okay. Next option.
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ALAN: We leave them out there.
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-(PHONE RINGS)
-In--
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-I can't-- Is that important?
-No. No, no, it's not.
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Go on, go on, go on.
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Uh... In three years,
when they swing by Earth,
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we send a fleet to grab
the survivors,
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the remaining passengers.
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That'd bankrupt
the Judd Corporation
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like four times over.
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Again, not an option.
Come on!
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(WHISPERS) Do you remember
when the Pacific went toxic?
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This is as big as that!
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So, any more options?
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-No.
-Okay. Well.
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Just a coffee then. Thank you.
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Joking. Not joking.
Coffee. Coffee.
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♪ (SERENE MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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God knows none of us expected
to be up here for three years,
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but I can tell you this:
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There is no team
I would rather have at my side.
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So, let's get at it. Mads...
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-trajectory calculations.
-We're flying safe, Captain.
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ALL: Fly true.
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Well, I've just mixed us
a cocktail
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of "Keep calm
and suck my balls,"
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because it's not gonna be
three years.
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-(WHISPERS SHARPLY) Cyrus!
-Who are you
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and what the hell
happened to your trousers?
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Um... He's from another
section, and we're going back.
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A section I don't know about
where the dress code
is insolent casual?
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(CHUCKLES)
Respectfully, we don't have
to go through all the things
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that you don't know
about right now.
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-We have three years.
-Actually, uh,
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when we run it
through my own programs,
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I get a much different result.
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Six months extra journey time.
Max.
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I really do not see how
you're getting six months.
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You don't see it,
because you live in a world
of straight lines,
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and I'm all curves, baby.
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This is Cyrus.
He's still bitter,
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because I got
the NASA internship
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-and he didn't.
-(LAUGHING)
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I didn't want it.
I think laterally.
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I'm an improviser, a maverick.
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-Also, musician.
-Failed.
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He's a failed musician.
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You've had some success here.
You sure about this? Six months?
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CYRUS: I still need to run it
a few more times,
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quadruple-check everything,
but...
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You're way less annoying
than you were 30 seconds ago.
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MATT: Feeling fancy?
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Book in for formal night
at the restaurant.
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Lobsters for everyone.
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Unless you're allergic
to seafood,
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-then you need to get away
from the restaurant. Fast.
-FRANK KELLY: Three years?
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The kids will be three years
older in three years.
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We gotta get home.
We should try to escape.
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-Yes!
-MATT: Yes!
Wait, that's brilliant.
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We can knot
some bed sheets together,
and we can hit the airlock.
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Frank has the same right
to speak as anyone.
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-Yeah. Who said you could--
-You said it, babe. Well done.
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MATT: Yeah, shut up, Frank,
and let yourself speak.
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Hey, I have had enough
of your tall attitude
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and your high mouth.
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Iris. Where's...
(IN NEW YORK ACCENT)
..."the boss"?
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It's what Judd wants us
to call him now, apparently.
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-"The boss."
-Conference room.
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Oh, and he's donated his coffin
to Joe.
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He knows it's a gift,
not a loan?
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I think so.
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KAREN KELLY: (OVER PA SYSTEM)
Captain. I wish to engage.
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You know what? Um... I need
to be anywhere else. So...
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-You're good. Don't worry.
-Mrs. Kelly.
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Okay, so. Tell me
what's going on here,
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and be straight with me
'cause...
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I have had enough bull-S
to fill a bathtub.
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Just between you and me,
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we may just be looking
at an extra... (INAUDIBLE)
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Six days?
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-No.
-No. Six weeks.
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-Months. Six months.
-(GROANS)
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What-- What-- (GROANS)
What's that-- What is that?
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You should have just said
the words "six months."
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You dangled six days at me,
and I got excited--
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-I did not dangle--
-...and you snatched it away.
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Well, I corrected you instantly.
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You corrected me very slowly,
if I may say so.
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Potential lawsuits might include
loss of earnings,
236
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mental distress--
237
00:09:03,391 --> 00:09:05,391
They're not gonna sue the man
that owns the oxygen supply.
238
00:09:05,474 --> 00:09:07,349
You wanna limit
the oxygen supply?
239
00:09:07,432 --> 00:09:11,099
No. But look into it, but no.
But do.
240
00:09:11,933 --> 00:09:13,307
We can't be defeatist.
241
00:09:13,391 --> 00:09:16,391
A problem is just a solution
without a solution.
242
00:09:16,474 --> 00:09:20,224
(IN ENGLISH ACCENT) Oyez, oyez,
I bring good tidings.
243
00:09:20,307 --> 00:09:23,057
Just been talking
to my favorite engineer,
244
00:09:23,140 --> 00:09:25,766
brilliant mind, terrible knees.
245
00:09:25,849 --> 00:09:27,766
He's been recalculating
and he says
246
00:09:27,849 --> 00:09:30,391
there's a good chance
we'll be back in six months.
247
00:09:30,474 --> 00:09:31,766
(JUDD GRUNTS EXCITEDLY)
248
00:09:31,849 --> 00:09:36,099
I am back in the game.
I make the rules. Come here.
249
00:09:36,182 --> 00:09:38,849
We kill problems
like they're babies.
250
00:09:38,933 --> 00:09:40,057
What?
251
00:09:40,140 --> 00:09:42,182
Uh... Can I come in?
252
00:09:42,265 --> 00:09:44,391
Well, that depends. This is
a designated good news area.
253
00:09:44,474 --> 00:09:46,891
No downers, no frowners, missy.
You hear that?
254
00:09:46,974 --> 00:09:48,557
I've been talking
with my NASA contact,
255
00:09:48,641 --> 00:09:50,307
and he says he's working
on a solid plan.
256
00:09:50,391 --> 00:09:52,224
I'm hearing five-- six months.
Six months.
257
00:09:52,307 --> 00:09:54,015
But you're hearing that
from Cyrus.
258
00:09:54,099 --> 00:09:56,182
Cyrus, that's-- Yes.
That's the chap.
259
00:09:56,265 --> 00:09:58,683
Looks like a garden ornament,
but he's, uh-- he's good.
260
00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:00,599
He really exaggerates
his numbers.
261
00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:03,516
He says he's had four
long-term relationships,
262
00:10:03,599 --> 00:10:06,057
and that his band has been
downloaded 90 million times.
263
00:10:06,140 --> 00:10:07,516
(WHISTLES)
That's very impressive.
264
00:10:07,599 --> 00:10:08,974
Let's see if he can play the bar
one night.
265
00:10:09,057 --> 00:10:11,391
I need to hear the music first.
Most music is terrible.
266
00:10:11,474 --> 00:10:13,516
-HERMAN: Hm.
-BILLIE MCEVOY:
Okay, so needless to say,
267
00:10:13,599 --> 00:10:15,683
I think we should
just verify that before--
268
00:10:15,766 --> 00:10:17,974
How many women he's been with
or the other thing?
269
00:10:18,057 --> 00:10:20,724
All of it. No one should say
anything about six months
270
00:10:20,808 --> 00:10:23,140
outside of this room
until we have that verified.
271
00:10:23,224 --> 00:10:24,557
Right. Yeah. (STUTTERS)
We should--
272
00:10:24,641 --> 00:10:27,015
We should, uh... We should
definitely verify that.
273
00:10:27,099 --> 00:10:28,683
-Right.
-BILLIE: You haven't told anyone
274
00:10:28,766 --> 00:10:30,307
outside of this room, have you?
275
00:10:30,849 --> 00:10:32,766
-Me? No.
-Oh.
276
00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:35,015
No, it's just you and me
and the occupants
277
00:10:35,099 --> 00:10:36,933
of this hollowed out
walnut tree.
278
00:10:37,015 --> 00:10:41,307
Anyway. Regardless, it's my tree
and I say yes, we tell now.
279
00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:42,641
We should put it out there.
280
00:10:42,724 --> 00:10:44,057
You know how you make things
happen?
281
00:10:44,140 --> 00:10:46,140
You find someone who'll say
it can happen,
282
00:10:46,224 --> 00:10:47,307
and then you make them say it.
283
00:10:47,391 --> 00:10:49,474
That's how they built
the pyramids.
284
00:10:49,557 --> 00:10:52,891
Right. I never really bought
the whole slaves theory.
285
00:10:53,724 --> 00:10:54,641
-Billie.
-BILLIE: Yeah.
286
00:10:54,724 --> 00:10:56,391
JUDD: We'll tell them
after the funeral.
287
00:10:57,974 --> 00:10:58,974
SUSAN: Okay. Um... Sorry.
288
00:10:59,057 --> 00:11:02,641
All right, so Susan says
that NASA can offer
289
00:11:02,724 --> 00:11:04,224
both expertise and resources.
290
00:11:04,307 --> 00:11:08,808
We can, but there is, of course,
the question of cost.
291
00:11:08,891 --> 00:11:10,057
-Hi, by the way.
-Sorry, Alan.
292
00:11:10,140 --> 00:11:13,599
-Okay. Hi.
-Sure, it's only money. Right?
293
00:11:13,683 --> 00:11:16,349
Can't place a value
on human life. Legally.
294
00:11:16,432 --> 00:11:18,641
Well, I know a man who would,
does, and will.
295
00:11:18,724 --> 00:11:20,641
How much "only money"
we talking about?
296
00:11:20,724 --> 00:11:22,849
Okay. This is the overall cost
to NASA...
297
00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:25,307
-ALAN: Okay.
-...which would have
to be reimbursed.
298
00:11:25,391 --> 00:11:27,516
Oh, um... It wants a password.
299
00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:29,182
Oh, send it back. Here.
300
00:11:29,265 --> 00:11:32,057
(CHUCKLES)
Just give me your password.
301
00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:34,265
Fine, I will come to you.
302
00:11:34,349 --> 00:11:35,683
We're planning
a joint space mission.
303
00:11:35,766 --> 00:11:37,140
You won't share your password?
304
00:11:37,224 --> 00:11:38,265
(CHUCKLES)
305
00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:39,766
-(SUSAN CLEARS THROAT)
-(RAV SIGHS)
306
00:11:40,474 --> 00:11:41,724
Let's just...
307
00:11:42,724 --> 00:11:43,766
RAV: Mm.
308
00:11:46,724 --> 00:11:48,683
-Right. Oh.
-Mother f--
309
00:11:48,766 --> 00:11:50,224
(SIGHS) Is-- Is that the figure
310
00:11:50,307 --> 00:11:52,599
or a phone number we call
to get the figure?
311
00:11:54,099 --> 00:11:56,099
Rav booked us on this trip.
She did this.
312
00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:57,349
Yeah, to save our marriage...
313
00:11:57,432 --> 00:11:58,933
because you couldn't keep
your hungry beaver
314
00:11:59,015 --> 00:12:00,349
from chomping on wood.
Thank you.
315
00:12:00,432 --> 00:12:02,474
I wish your mouth was this dirty
when the lights were off.
316
00:12:02,557 --> 00:12:04,057
She just wanted us to have
honeymoon number two.
317
00:12:04,140 --> 00:12:06,766
People usually have sex
on their honeymoons. Not us.
318
00:12:06,849 --> 00:12:09,057
Why don't we just use the time
to rekindle?
319
00:12:09,140 --> 00:12:11,015
We are way beyond rekindling.
320
00:12:11,099 --> 00:12:12,641
Doug,
my heart is not a barbecue!
321
00:12:12,724 --> 00:12:14,557
I wouldn't say
we're "way" beyond anything.
322
00:12:14,641 --> 00:12:16,849
Everybody is looking--
I'm so sorry.
323
00:12:16,933 --> 00:12:18,307
-Things are a little--
-Toxic.
324
00:12:18,391 --> 00:12:21,057
-Tricky. At the moment.
-MAN: Yeah, we can hear.
325
00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:22,474
We're in the cabin next door.
326
00:12:22,557 --> 00:12:24,599
And I'm underneath you.
I can hear you.
327
00:12:24,683 --> 00:12:26,974
Yeah, but you have
super-sensitive hearing. So...
328
00:12:27,057 --> 00:12:29,557
-Okay, Doug--
-I'm at the end of the corridor.
329
00:12:29,641 --> 00:12:30,557
And I can hear them.
330
00:12:30,641 --> 00:12:32,057
Well, you have
super-evil hearing.
331
00:12:32,140 --> 00:12:34,224
-Get a life.
-Hey, guys.
332
00:12:34,307 --> 00:12:37,057
If there's anything I can do
to help you escape
333
00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:39,391
this fetid barf bag
you seem to be tied up in,
334
00:12:39,474 --> 00:12:42,224
-then just let me know.
-Yeah, actually,
maybe you can make
335
00:12:42,307 --> 00:12:43,766
an appointment
for the counselor.
336
00:12:43,849 --> 00:12:46,557
I would say yes,
but the counselor's booked up
337
00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,391
-for a year solid.
Today's been like
-What?
338
00:12:48,474 --> 00:12:51,099
Black Friday for emergency
mental health care.
339
00:12:51,182 --> 00:12:54,349
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
340
00:12:56,224 --> 00:12:57,349
(IN AMERICAN ACCENT) Joe.
341
00:12:58,599 --> 00:13:00,140
You inspired us all.
342
00:13:01,933 --> 00:13:05,683
No matter how little expertise
or technical knowledge we had,
343
00:13:05,766 --> 00:13:08,808
you made us feel like
we knew what we were doing.
344
00:13:10,099 --> 00:13:12,849
And he-- he did that
for every-- everybody. I know.
345
00:13:13,599 --> 00:13:15,182
There was no one like you, Joe.
346
00:13:16,349 --> 00:13:18,808
And now...
there definitely isn't.
347
00:13:20,849 --> 00:13:22,349
Farewell, old friend.
348
00:13:23,015 --> 00:13:25,224
-Fly safe.
-Shh!
349
00:13:26,391 --> 00:13:27,891
Your shift has ended.
350
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:29,891
(JUDD CLEARS THROAT)
351
00:13:32,849 --> 00:13:33,891
Um...
352
00:13:34,891 --> 00:13:36,140
That was weird.
353
00:13:36,224 --> 00:13:39,474
I'm just a passenger
on the ship like all of you.
354
00:13:39,557 --> 00:13:43,307
I know nothing of the day to day
goings on.
355
00:13:43,391 --> 00:13:46,724
That has literally nothing to do
with Herman Judd.
356
00:13:47,432 --> 00:13:49,224
Okay?
357
00:13:49,307 --> 00:13:54,057
But if there are people
to blame, they shall be blamed.
358
00:13:54,140 --> 00:13:57,557
I say that respectfully
and without hinting
359
00:13:57,641 --> 00:14:01,057
at any personal liability.
I owe that...
360
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:04,599
to this great guy.
361
00:14:05,349 --> 00:14:06,432
May he rest.
362
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:10,974
(CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY)
363
00:14:11,766 --> 00:14:14,599
(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)
364
00:14:14,683 --> 00:14:18,557
He runs a space travel company.
He knows nothing about space.
365
00:14:18,641 --> 00:14:21,641
-He's a good speaker.
-I'm sorry, who are you?
366
00:14:21,724 --> 00:14:23,057
You just embarrassed yourself.
367
00:14:23,140 --> 00:14:25,224
Why? 'Cause I didn't recognize
the janitor?
368
00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:32,057
(SINGS) ♪ There's a starman ♪
369
00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:34,933
♪ Waiting in the sky ♪
370
00:14:35,015 --> 00:14:38,599
♪ He'd like to come
and meet us, but... ♪
371
00:14:38,683 --> 00:14:40,683
So, uh, there may be
some more bad news,
372
00:14:40,766 --> 00:14:42,891
or as I'm learning to call it,
news.
373
00:14:42,974 --> 00:14:45,891
The casket is sprayed
solid gold, lead underneath,
374
00:14:45,974 --> 00:14:48,140
and weighs over 800 pounds
without Joe in it,
375
00:14:48,224 --> 00:14:49,849
-and Joe is a big guy.
-There's a man in there.
376
00:14:49,933 --> 00:14:52,224
-This is not about numbers.
-I'm telling you,
it's problematic.
377
00:14:52,307 --> 00:14:57,015
♪ I had to phone someone
I wish it could be Joe ♪
378
00:14:57,099 --> 00:15:01,766
♪ Hey that's far out
Like Joe's far out in space ♪
379
00:15:01,849 --> 00:15:06,557
♪ Turn on the TV
Sadly, Joe's on TV ♪
380
00:15:06,641 --> 00:15:08,432
Told you. All music is terrible.
381
00:15:08,516 --> 00:15:15,015
♪ Let the children lose it
Let all the children... ♪
382
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:18,891
♪ Boogie ♪
383
00:15:18,974 --> 00:15:21,599
And we will...
let the children boogie.
384
00:15:21,683 --> 00:15:23,349
Thank you, Matt.
385
00:15:23,432 --> 00:15:27,891
Sanji, our regular singer,
is, uh... is injured.
386
00:15:27,974 --> 00:15:30,808
Uh... He's expected to make
a full recovery, so...
387
00:15:31,933 --> 00:15:33,974
there's justice. Billie.
388
00:15:35,224 --> 00:15:36,599
(MACHINE WHIRS)
389
00:15:36,683 --> 00:15:39,974
-It's a very heavy coffin.
-Please stop talking near me.
390
00:15:44,182 --> 00:15:45,849
RYAN: He's leaving us, Billie.
391
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:51,182
Why isn't he leaving us?
392
00:15:51,265 --> 00:15:52,766
Well, I told you.
393
00:15:52,849 --> 00:15:55,140
You didn't tell me
this was gonna happen.
394
00:15:56,849 --> 00:15:58,307
Is this because of the weight?
395
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:01,808
The ship is so large that it has
its own gravitational pull.
396
00:16:01,891 --> 00:16:02,849
That's a good thing, right?
397
00:16:02,933 --> 00:16:05,099
I mean, nobody wants
a little wussy ship.
398
00:16:05,182 --> 00:16:08,391
-What is he doing?
-KAREN: Whatever it is,
he needs to stop it.
399
00:16:08,474 --> 00:16:10,349
SPIKE: He's orbiting us.
400
00:16:10,432 --> 00:16:13,057
It's a lap of honor, right.
Then, he's gonna shoot off.
401
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,057
No, like the little guy
just said,
402
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:18,974
he will be orbiting us
again, and again, and again...
403
00:16:19,057 --> 00:16:20,099
RYAN: What?
404
00:16:21,683 --> 00:16:23,015
JUDD: Get him away from my ship!
405
00:16:23,099 --> 00:16:26,307
Doesn't my coffin have rockets
or a self-destruct?
406
00:16:26,391 --> 00:16:28,474
Why would your coffin
have a self-destruct?
407
00:16:28,557 --> 00:16:32,599
So that nobody can plant
incriminating bodily fluids
on my corpse.
408
00:16:32,683 --> 00:16:33,849
Makes sense.
409
00:16:33,933 --> 00:16:37,808
Joe is a moon. He'll pass by us
every hour or so.
410
00:16:37,891 --> 00:16:42,307
Well, in a way, that's...
I don't wanna say "dependable,"
411
00:16:42,391 --> 00:16:45,265
but, uh... I'm gonna go
with "macabre."
412
00:16:49,391 --> 00:16:50,724
Uh...
What's the little rectangle?
413
00:16:50,808 --> 00:16:52,474
What is that? What is that?
414
00:16:52,557 --> 00:16:55,808
We understand that's
Mr. Judd's coffin.
415
00:16:55,891 --> 00:16:57,307
How-- How does that happen?
416
00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,641
Is it-- Is it a drill?
A coffin rehearsal?
417
00:17:00,307 --> 00:17:02,516
ALAN: Ah. Uh... Hello.
418
00:17:02,599 --> 00:17:05,683
Is the screen frozen
or is he just not moving?
419
00:17:05,766 --> 00:17:06,849
ALAN: It's just the delay.
420
00:17:06,933 --> 00:17:08,391
Zip your lips
and open your ears.
421
00:17:08,474 --> 00:17:10,474
I'm gonna lay down
some big words.
422
00:17:10,557 --> 00:17:12,516
We solved the issue
on our own.
423
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:15,015
Back in six months, see?
I'm great.
424
00:17:15,099 --> 00:17:16,599
Now I'm gonna eat
this protein ball
425
00:17:16,683 --> 00:17:18,349
while I wait for your reply.
426
00:17:18,432 --> 00:17:20,599
That can't be right, can it?
427
00:17:21,391 --> 00:17:23,349
Suck on that, NASA!
428
00:17:23,432 --> 00:17:25,099
"NASA" stands for...
429
00:17:25,933 --> 00:17:28,265
"Not Anymore, Stupid Assholes!"
430
00:17:28,349 --> 00:17:29,307
Oh.
431
00:17:29,391 --> 00:17:31,516
(CHUCKLES) Okay. Wow.
432
00:17:31,599 --> 00:17:34,015
-He did not mean that.
-I have seen enough.
433
00:17:34,099 --> 00:17:36,683
-This has been so useful.
Door's over there.
-Okay.
434
00:17:36,766 --> 00:17:38,432
-Let get that.
-Let's stay in touch.
435
00:17:40,349 --> 00:17:41,432
(RAV SIGHS)
436
00:17:45,766 --> 00:17:47,516
Ladies and gentlemen,
could I have--
437
00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:48,516
Could you gather around?
438
00:17:48,599 --> 00:17:50,557
Could I have your attention,
please?
439
00:17:50,641 --> 00:17:52,057
Oh, thank you.
440
00:17:52,140 --> 00:17:54,766
Uh... Excuse me.
Everybody, listen up.
441
00:17:54,849 --> 00:17:56,307
The captain has some news.
442
00:17:56,391 --> 00:17:58,474
Yeah, you-- you should
probably get down from there.
443
00:17:58,557 --> 00:18:00,557
-Sturdy hands--
-Do you mind? I have a husband.
444
00:18:00,641 --> 00:18:02,933
-Oh! Oh-- I'm here.
-Well, shoot me for caring.
445
00:18:05,891 --> 00:18:07,432
Okay, I just wanted
to let you know
446
00:18:07,516 --> 00:18:10,391
that, uh, I've been running
a few options,
447
00:18:10,474 --> 00:18:13,808
and we think we may have found
a faster way home.
448
00:18:13,891 --> 00:18:16,974
-Is it less than six months?
-Yes, it is.
-BAILEY: Oh!
449
00:18:17,057 --> 00:18:21,265
-(CHEERING)
-No! No! No, no, no, no.
450
00:18:21,349 --> 00:18:23,432
Wait, no.
It's less than three years.
451
00:18:23,516 --> 00:18:24,391
(GROANING)
452
00:18:24,474 --> 00:18:26,557
It could be as little
as six months.
453
00:18:27,683 --> 00:18:28,766
(MATT CLAPS)
454
00:18:28,849 --> 00:18:31,015
-Thanks, Matt.
-We already knew that.
455
00:18:31,099 --> 00:18:34,182
-What?
-Yeah, I told a few people.
456
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:38,182
Who heard about this from her?
457
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:40,933
-RYAN: Jesus.
-MATT: Okay, great.
458
00:18:41,015 --> 00:18:45,307
And of those people,
how many of you love fudge?
459
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:47,974
Just thought it would be good
to think about
something positive.
460
00:18:48,057 --> 00:18:50,349
-RYAN: Okay.
-Captain? Captain, can I...
461
00:18:50,432 --> 00:18:52,432
DEVON:
The captain's a shithouse.
462
00:18:52,516 --> 00:18:54,766
Just a quick word.
So, uh... bit of an update.
463
00:18:54,849 --> 00:18:57,641
The three injured passengers,
no longer injured.
464
00:18:57,724 --> 00:19:00,849
-At last, a bit of good news.
-No, no, no. Um... They're dead.
465
00:19:03,057 --> 00:19:04,766
Probably should have led
with that, Billie.
466
00:19:04,849 --> 00:19:05,933
Right.
467
00:19:06,766 --> 00:19:08,391
Hey, you're not, uh...
468
00:19:08,474 --> 00:19:10,307
getting into some escape pod,
are you?
469
00:19:10,391 --> 00:19:13,766
Ma'am, if I had an escape pod,
I would put you in it.
470
00:19:14,974 --> 00:19:17,683
(QUIETLY) And set
the fucking thing on fire.
471
00:19:17,766 --> 00:19:20,724
-I'm not done with you yet.
-You are very done.
472
00:19:20,808 --> 00:19:23,099
Six months?
Why can't we get six months?
473
00:19:23,182 --> 00:19:25,891
There's more brains
in this room
than a lifetime of sausages.
474
00:19:25,974 --> 00:19:28,349
On it.
Also, the acceleration needs
475
00:19:28,432 --> 00:19:29,516
to be realigned iteratively
476
00:19:29,599 --> 00:19:30,891
or the gravity system
could fail again.
477
00:19:30,974 --> 00:19:32,265
Just say "reset the gravity."
478
00:19:32,349 --> 00:19:34,140
We don't need to make things
sounds cleverer than they are.
479
00:19:34,224 --> 00:19:36,599
-(PHONE RINGS)
-Of course, your highness.
480
00:19:36,683 --> 00:19:39,641
Rav. Yes, I caught you out
on a different number.
481
00:19:39,724 --> 00:19:41,182
-(DEVICE BEEPS)
-What in the-- Rav? Hello?
482
00:19:41,265 --> 00:19:43,766
-(GROANS) God damn it!
-Do you want to try again?
483
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,265
Yes, but I need a new wrist.
484
00:19:46,766 --> 00:19:47,724
Been a long day.
485
00:19:47,808 --> 00:19:49,766
What say we, uh,
grab a drink, let our hair down?
486
00:19:49,849 --> 00:19:51,891
I'm not impressed
by your space career.
487
00:20:04,182 --> 00:20:05,683
RYAN: (IN ENGLISH ACCENT)
Am I disturbing you?
488
00:20:05,766 --> 00:20:07,641
My life is disturbance.
489
00:20:07,724 --> 00:20:09,432
I... just needed a moment.
490
00:20:11,391 --> 00:20:13,099
Not normally one for prayer.
491
00:20:13,974 --> 00:20:16,015
That's not gonna change.
492
00:20:16,099 --> 00:20:18,641
IRIS: How'd it go
telling the passengers
it was six months?
493
00:20:19,307 --> 00:20:20,432
RYAN: Uh... Not great.
494
00:20:21,432 --> 00:20:23,099
They all called me a shithouse.
495
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:25,766
I'm not surprised.
496
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:27,766
Seems like we've both
been feeling it.
497
00:20:28,933 --> 00:20:30,974
-If you ever need
a shoulder to--
-Noted.
498
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:36,474
Well, maybe if I go first,
then...
499
00:20:36,557 --> 00:20:39,641
-you know, it might help you--
-IRIS: My grandfather got me.
500
00:20:39,724 --> 00:20:44,391
The only person I felt
truly myself with, you know?
501
00:20:44,474 --> 00:20:47,683
I was nine years old
when he took me rowing
for the first time.
502
00:20:47,766 --> 00:20:50,349
Just us,
out on the lake together,
503
00:20:50,432 --> 00:20:52,349
peacefully in nature.
504
00:20:53,724 --> 00:20:56,891
Then he had a heart attack
right in front of me and died.
505
00:20:56,974 --> 00:20:58,933
I had to row back to shore
alone,
506
00:20:59,015 --> 00:21:00,432
his lifeless body with me.
507
00:21:01,099 --> 00:21:02,140
RYAN: Oh, my God.
508
00:21:03,933 --> 00:21:04,974
That...
509
00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:09,015
That is terrible.
That is truly, truly awful.
510
00:21:09,099 --> 00:21:13,599
This person I loved,
staring flatly at me...
511
00:21:13,683 --> 00:21:17,224
All I wanted to do was scream
or cry, but I couldn't. I...
512
00:21:17,307 --> 00:21:18,641
just had to keep rowing.
513
00:21:19,849 --> 00:21:22,683
I had to say to myself,
"Pull through, Iris.
514
00:21:22,766 --> 00:21:23,849
Pull through."
515
00:21:24,849 --> 00:21:27,349
IRIS: (SIGHS)
And now it's happening again.
516
00:21:28,683 --> 00:21:30,391
Except this time, I'm not alone.
517
00:21:31,683 --> 00:21:33,265
I'm with you.
518
00:21:33,349 --> 00:21:34,974
Oh, no, wait.
That's not a uniform,
519
00:21:35,057 --> 00:21:37,766
that's a costume because
you're not a real captain,
520
00:21:37,849 --> 00:21:39,849
you giant, shitty fraud.
521
00:21:41,099 --> 00:21:43,099
(PEOPLE APPROACHING)
522
00:21:43,182 --> 00:21:45,891
What's wrong? What's happened?
How bad is it?
523
00:21:45,974 --> 00:21:48,599
Iris was...
uh, was in a rowing boat and--
524
00:21:48,683 --> 00:21:50,933
I just rowed out
and rowed back again.
525
00:21:52,265 --> 00:21:53,265
Hey.
526
00:21:54,099 --> 00:21:56,474
Cool. So, coffins.
527
00:21:56,557 --> 00:21:58,474
(IN AMERICAN ACCENT)
Are we sure that transparent
528
00:21:58,557 --> 00:21:59,849
is really appropriate?
529
00:21:59,933 --> 00:22:02,474
(SCOFFS)
I think we passed appropriate
like three corpses ago.
530
00:22:02,557 --> 00:22:03,641
I mean, they're light.
531
00:22:03,724 --> 00:22:06,015
A compressed jet of air
will fire them out of orbit.
532
00:22:06,099 --> 00:22:07,599
Unseemly, yet practical.
533
00:22:07,683 --> 00:22:08,724
-Good job.
-Thanks.
534
00:22:08,808 --> 00:22:10,557
How are you doing, Billie?
535
00:22:10,641 --> 00:22:11,974
-Uh... I'm fine.
-Yeah?
536
00:22:12,057 --> 00:22:14,140
'Cause you have gone above
and beyond.
537
00:22:14,224 --> 00:22:15,349
It's not a problem. It's fine.
538
00:22:15,432 --> 00:22:18,599
I'm happy to hear any concerns,
is what I'm saying.
539
00:22:18,683 --> 00:22:20,391
Well, um...
540
00:22:20,474 --> 00:22:22,933
-my concern is, uh, that...
-Uh-huh.
541
00:22:23,015 --> 00:22:25,432
...you have no skills
as a captain
542
00:22:25,516 --> 00:22:26,933
-beyond fuzzy charm...
-Right.
543
00:22:27,015 --> 00:22:28,808
...which is already kind
of getting old.
544
00:22:28,891 --> 00:22:29,849
-And, uh...
-Noted.
545
00:22:29,933 --> 00:22:31,391
...you can't seem to hold
the same accent,
546
00:22:31,474 --> 00:22:32,849
which is kinda crazy.
547
00:22:32,933 --> 00:22:34,391
-And, uh... Also...
-Right.
548
00:22:34,474 --> 00:22:37,099
...if you hand me the mic again
to talk to those passengers,
549
00:22:37,182 --> 00:22:39,015
I will beat you over the head
with it,
550
00:22:39,099 --> 00:22:41,015
and I will ram it down
your esophagus.
551
00:22:41,099 --> 00:22:42,182
-She's not wrong.
-BILLIE: You.
552
00:22:42,265 --> 00:22:44,516
You need to handle
Judd the business Sasquatch,
553
00:22:44,599 --> 00:22:46,641
'cause otherwise,
he starts flinging his shit
554
00:22:46,724 --> 00:22:48,557
and telling NASA
to go fuck themselves.
555
00:22:48,641 --> 00:22:51,849
I mean, he is like-- You know,
the best analogy I can think of
556
00:22:51,933 --> 00:22:54,057
is he's like an idiot
in charge of a spaceship,
557
00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:57,015
but that is not an analogy,
that is just a fact.
558
00:22:57,099 --> 00:22:59,683
(IN ENGLISH ACCENT)
Wait-- Wait a minute.
Judd said what to NASA?
559
00:22:59,766 --> 00:23:01,933
He told NASA
that we don't need them.
560
00:23:02,015 --> 00:23:04,057
Oh, shitting aunts!
561
00:23:05,182 --> 00:23:06,766
Oh, this is...
562
00:23:06,849 --> 00:23:08,474
-Where is he now?
-In the kitchen.
563
00:23:08,557 --> 00:23:09,724
RYAN: Is he? Oh, that's good.
564
00:23:09,808 --> 00:23:11,474
Maybe he's climbing
into a freezer
565
00:23:11,557 --> 00:23:13,224
and hoping to wait
the whole thing out.
566
00:23:13,307 --> 00:23:16,557
He wants the menu to reflect
stress eating. It's a boom time.
567
00:23:16,641 --> 00:23:17,974
RYAN: Billie. Do you wanna...
568
00:23:19,307 --> 00:23:22,933
It sucks that there are no foods
that begin with J.
569
00:23:23,015 --> 00:23:24,474
-There are.
-Name one.
570
00:23:25,140 --> 00:23:26,391
Jalapeño.
571
00:23:26,474 --> 00:23:27,683
Not a proper J.
572
00:23:29,599 --> 00:23:35,391
So, I hear that NASA extended
a hand and you shat in it.
573
00:23:35,474 --> 00:23:37,599
You wanna just take me through
the thought process there?
574
00:23:37,683 --> 00:23:38,891
'Cause that's sounds like
a bad idea.
575
00:23:38,974 --> 00:23:40,099
(CHUCKLES)
It's a really bad idea.
576
00:23:40,182 --> 00:23:42,057
I don't have any bad ideas
apart from hiring him.
577
00:23:42,140 --> 00:23:44,224
I think if you put your brain
up against NASA's,
578
00:23:44,307 --> 00:23:45,724
you come up
a bit fucking short.
579
00:23:45,808 --> 00:23:47,182
-Very short.
-JUDD: First of all,
580
00:23:47,265 --> 00:23:50,391
I have a much greater
social media presence
than NASA does.
581
00:23:50,474 --> 00:23:53,474
Second, don't you ever talk
to me like that again,
582
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:55,766
unless you do it
with proper English,
583
00:23:55,849 --> 00:23:57,015
which is American.
584
00:23:57,099 --> 00:23:59,057
I can't do this much longer.
I can't.
585
00:23:59,140 --> 00:24:01,808
JUDD: Well, you don't have to
because we're gonna be gone
in six months.
586
00:24:01,891 --> 00:24:03,099
What if we...
587
00:24:03,182 --> 00:24:07,474
-Here we go.
-...slingshot around
Joe's coffin?
588
00:24:09,307 --> 00:24:10,391
Really?
589
00:24:10,474 --> 00:24:11,516
Really?
590
00:24:11,599 --> 00:24:14,599
Just stop suggesting things
you don't understand.
591
00:24:14,683 --> 00:24:16,057
That's gonna be really hard
for me to do,
592
00:24:16,140 --> 00:24:19,015
because I understand everything!
All things!
593
00:24:19,099 --> 00:24:22,015
I'm the alpha and the beta!
594
00:24:22,683 --> 00:24:24,724
I know... so much!
595
00:24:26,224 --> 00:24:27,307
So much!
596
00:24:28,349 --> 00:24:29,265
It's "omega."
597
00:24:29,349 --> 00:24:33,391
♪ (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
598
00:24:33,474 --> 00:24:37,641
Welcome. Not "welcome."
Less jaunty word than "welcome."
599
00:24:37,724 --> 00:24:41,140
We are here to say goodbye
to three great friends.
600
00:24:41,224 --> 00:24:45,933
Mary, Johann, and Mar--
Um... Another Mary.
601
00:24:46,015 --> 00:24:48,349
Let us bid them au revoir.
602
00:24:48,432 --> 00:24:49,724
Not that, I mean, uh...
603
00:24:50,808 --> 00:24:52,265
Bon voyage.
604
00:24:52,349 --> 00:24:54,474
In the name of all of us,
605
00:24:54,557 --> 00:24:57,349
we do thus dispatch these
herein to...
606
00:24:58,933 --> 00:25:00,891
the deep and who knows?
607
00:25:01,974 --> 00:25:03,599
Who... knows?
608
00:25:05,849 --> 00:25:07,516
-(DEVICE BEEPS)
-Drop the coffin.
609
00:25:08,391 --> 00:25:10,265
(MACHINE WHIRS)
610
00:25:13,391 --> 00:25:16,683
Great, keep me posted on that.
Gravity reset in one minute.
611
00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:18,808
-Do Avenue 5 know?
-Uh...
612
00:25:20,015 --> 00:25:22,557
-Space is a vacuum.
-Oh.
613
00:25:22,641 --> 00:25:25,974
That means that a piano
falls at the same rate
614
00:25:26,057 --> 00:25:28,974
as a feather or a baby girl.
615
00:25:30,766 --> 00:25:32,933
Ladies and gentlemen,
this might seem like
616
00:25:33,015 --> 00:25:37,307
we're just sending these bodies
scrunched up, dead in a box,
out into space.
617
00:25:37,391 --> 00:25:40,099
It might seem
random, pointless...
618
00:25:40,724 --> 00:25:42,307
without redeeming value.
619
00:25:43,474 --> 00:25:44,557
Goodbye.
620
00:25:44,641 --> 00:25:47,808
You are getting confused
with gravity and mass.
621
00:25:47,891 --> 00:25:49,265
They're the same.
622
00:25:49,349 --> 00:25:52,307
-No, they are not.
And you know how I know that?
-(RYAN STUTTERS)
623
00:25:52,391 --> 00:25:54,140
Because they're two
different words.
624
00:25:54,224 --> 00:25:56,516
Maybe-- Maybe--
Maybe we just calm this down.
625
00:25:56,599 --> 00:25:59,724
Maybe we ramp it the fuck up.
(GRUNTS)
626
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:02,516
-Oh, Christ, I hate space.
-(JUDD GRUNTS)
627
00:26:04,724 --> 00:26:06,974
Mission control must have reset
the gravity.
628
00:26:07,057 --> 00:26:09,057
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Gravity reset in 30 seconds.
629
00:26:09,140 --> 00:26:10,349
Fix that delay.
630
00:26:15,432 --> 00:26:16,432
(ALL GROAN)
631
00:26:16,516 --> 00:26:20,641
Oh, for fuck's sake!
I so hate gravity, too.
632
00:26:25,683 --> 00:26:27,474
(CLAMORING)
633
00:26:32,015 --> 00:26:33,265
(MATT GRUNTS)
634
00:26:33,349 --> 00:26:34,766
-KAREN: Thank you.
-You wanna sing?
635
00:26:34,849 --> 00:26:39,099
-No! All right, people.
Details to me, please.
-DOUG: Sorry.
636
00:26:39,182 --> 00:26:42,391
I'm gonna go do a full inventory
of human damage.
637
00:26:42,474 --> 00:26:44,641
Frank, speak up,
I can't hear you.
638
00:26:44,724 --> 00:26:47,391
-Zombies!
-(SCREAMING)
639
00:26:47,474 --> 00:26:49,099
Zombies!
640
00:26:49,182 --> 00:26:50,474
Okay, those aren't zombies.
641
00:26:50,557 --> 00:26:53,099
Those are just the dismembered
corpses of our dead friends.
642
00:26:53,182 --> 00:26:55,933
Oh, shit, an arm! An elbow!
643
00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:58,224
Keep listing body parts,
that'll fix it.
644
00:26:58,307 --> 00:26:59,391
A hand!
645
00:26:59,474 --> 00:27:04,391
All right! No more will we
be treated like cattle
646
00:27:04,474 --> 00:27:05,766
if anyone can remember them.
647
00:27:05,849 --> 00:27:07,474
My grandfather ran
a dairy farm--
648
00:27:07,557 --> 00:27:08,557
-Hey!
-Oh, really?
649
00:27:08,641 --> 00:27:10,516
-There you go. You all right?
-Thank you.
650
00:27:12,015 --> 00:27:13,224
(RYAN EXHALES)
651
00:27:13,307 --> 00:27:15,724
I really thought we were
gonna turn a corner today,
652
00:27:15,808 --> 00:27:18,766
but now we got Tutankhamen Joe
and three giant
653
00:27:18,849 --> 00:27:21,057
fucking packed lunches
circling the ship.
654
00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:25,808
Together, we start
to fight back!
655
00:27:25,891 --> 00:27:26,974
-Yes!
-(CHEERING)
656
00:27:27,057 --> 00:27:28,224
-Come on! Right?
-Eat the rich!
657
00:27:28,307 --> 00:27:30,474
No, not that.
Come on, who's with me?
658
00:27:30,557 --> 00:27:31,724
(CHEERING)
659
00:27:32,933 --> 00:27:36,474
-Open a file on Karen Kelly.
-ALL (CHANTING) Karen!
660
00:27:36,557 --> 00:27:39,349
No, they're turning a corner.
A never-ending one.
661
00:27:39,432 --> 00:27:42,641
(IN ENGLISH ACCENT)
We are black belt
ballsing this up right now.
662
00:27:42,724 --> 00:27:44,265
(IN AMERICAN ACCENT)
Hey! How's it going?
663
00:27:44,349 --> 00:27:45,891
(GRUNTS)
664
00:27:46,808 --> 00:27:49,307
Iris, come find me.
I'm in chickens.
665
00:27:49,391 --> 00:27:50,683
ALL: (CHANTING) Karen!
666
00:27:50,766 --> 00:27:52,724
-(DEVICE BEEPS)
-IRIS: Fact check how long
dictatorships last
667
00:27:52,808 --> 00:27:54,307
after the first bout
of chanting.
668
00:27:54,391 --> 00:27:55,808
(CHANTING CONTINUES)
669
00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:57,599
-(DEVICE BEEPS)
-Also, ask Mission Control
670
00:27:57,683 --> 00:28:00,391
what the fuck is going on
with the gravity.
671
00:28:01,307 --> 00:28:03,724
Pull through, Iris.
Pull through.
672
00:28:05,182 --> 00:28:08,307
♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
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