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Hello fellow students. Haha
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For the first time ever, I'm your host, Greg Young, for the school radio
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Unfortunately the last host is in the slammer
after that weird incident with... Uh...
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The Stabbing
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But I'd just like to take this opprotunity
to welcome all of my fellow freshman
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as we begin our careers at this wonderful university
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Ah. And now, time for your morning jams
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What did you say?
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I think it's best if I leave now
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Don't you?
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No, no, no. Before that you said something about leaving, what was it?
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Goodbye, Will
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No, that wasn't it
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She broke up with me
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I know
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Your girlfriend, Calamity, broke up with you last week
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I heard you the first hundred times
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Can we talk about me now?
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She broke up with me...
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My date with Suzy went perfectly dreadful, thank you for asking
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I just don't know what went wrong
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Me neither, she wouldn't put out at all
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What?
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Oh... I'm... I'm sorry, Izzy. How did your date go with...
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What was her name? Sally?
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It went great, thanks
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What's on this sandwich?
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Hot sauce
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And that's not a sandwich, that's a cookie
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You OK, Will?
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Yeah, I'm fine...
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Gimme that!
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Didn't Calamity give this to you last year?
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No
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Listen. As your best friend and your roomate, I've got to level with you
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You're seriously starting to bum me out
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Remeber the date I brought over the other night, Jennifer?
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Yeah
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Well, she spent almost the entire time
comforting you and not making out with me
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She was sweet
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Yeah, but so bad in bed
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You're missing the point
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I am?
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Yes!
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You have to get over Calamity, man. It's been a whole month!
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We've been dating since freshman year of highschool
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How do you expect me to get over four years just like that?
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I used to suck dick freshman year
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You grow out of these things!
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It's not the same thing
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I've got an idea
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Follow me
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Leave it!
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I said, leave it!
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It was an anniversary present, come on
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From Calamity! Exactly!
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That's why you can't have it
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It's toxic for you
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It's like a hot iron around your neck
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burning the idea that you might get back together with her into your mind
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Yeah, but we might get back together
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See!
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Wait
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Is that my... Is that my phone?
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How did you get that?
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Honey, pickpocketing you is like taking guns from a liberal
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Have you heard of Tinder?
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Yeah
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Well that's exactly what you need
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Someone to help you get over Calamity
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I don't know...
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Come on! It'll be great
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Ok, we just have to update your account...
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Wait, you... already installed it on my phone?
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Yeah...
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It's easier to get the straight ones if I pretend to be a guy at first
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Wait, you... you pretended to be me?
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How often do you have my phone?
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I'm your roomate, not a saint
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Here! Profile picture!
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Hey!
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Youch... Maybe not that one...
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OK, here
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Eh, OK
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Uh... Describe yourself
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I'm lost
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My life has no purpose
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She left me and now I have nothing left
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I'm just a loose collection of
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Punk-emo song lyrics and a future in alcoholism
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Working at a dead-end job until and inevitably early death...
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How about
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"six-four"
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OK, and?
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Oh, that's it
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I'm not even that tall
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Hey, you've already got a match
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Yeah, but isn't she dating that guy from Alpha Alpha Alpha?
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Alpha! Alpha! Alpha!
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Maybe, but trust me she gets around and boy can that girl...
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Yeah... Yeah... That's enough...
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Thanks
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Enough?
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Come on, you can't give up yet!
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What about...
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Cheryl Thomas! She has a dog, that's an instant turn on right?
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Nah, her nose is too big
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That's like the hundredth time you've said that!
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Not all their noses can be too big
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I'm sorry, but I'm not just going to give up on Calamity
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I still love her
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She might still come around
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Give me that!
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I'm going to put this right here, under the skull of Andrew Jackson
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And you better not touch it
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You remeber what happened last time someone touched my prized skull
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You made out with them?
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No! After that
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You had sex with them?
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Before that!
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I think I'm lost
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I gave her a black eye, Will.
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A black eye
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Calamity has such pretty eyes
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Ugh, you need to get over her!
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I have an idea
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You know the yearly bonfire put on by Alpha Alpha Alpha?
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Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! Alpha! Alpha!
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Stay the hell out of our yard!
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It'd be perfect
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You could throw the necklace into the bonfire and be done with it
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It's metaphorical or something
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You like that kind of shit, right?
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I don't know, that doesn't sound like a very good idea
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At least think about it, OK?
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Nope
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So you're not stalking Calamity?
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Nope
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Really? Because it looks
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like you're using my spy-ear to listen in on her conversation
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Why do you even have this thing?
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That's besides the point
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Anyway, have you given any more thought to the whole bonfire thing?
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Shh, shh, she's talking
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I just think it would be really good for....
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Uh, huh
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Uh, huh
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So where is this bonfire thing anyway?
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Huh
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Ok, yeah. I'll... I'll see you there
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Are you even listening to me?
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Yeah, um...
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Yeah
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I think your bonfire thing is a really good idea
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Really? Because just a minute ago you said...
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Yeah, yeah, I know. I wasn't thinking clearly
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I think it'd be a really go idea for me to go and... uh...
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Burn the necklace?
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Burn the neckalce! What are you talking about? I mean...
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Yeah, yeah, uh
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I think that's a really good idea. I'm glad we're on the same page now
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Me too, I think it's really good that you're going to go
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There's no way you're going
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I've asked everyone I know
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These Alpha Alpha Alpha...
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Alpha! Alpha! Alpha!
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These... Triple-A events are really exclusive
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If you don't get an invitation there's no way you can go
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All my contacts in the fraternity are...
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Angry at me to sya the least
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There's got to be someway to get them to notice me
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That's it, I've got an idea
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Alpha Alpha Alpha...
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Alpha! Alpha! Alpha!
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Don't you have anything better to do?
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Anyway, the fraternity is putting on a talent show
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If you win, they have to invite you
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Izzy...
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You know I can't perform in front of an audience
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Not since...
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The incident
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You know you have to
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You're right
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But this may be the hardest thing I've ever had to do
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You know?
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It wasn't that bad
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Not at all. You really surprised me
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I didn't think you could give such a
touching rendition of "My Heart Will Go On"
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Yeah
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Hey... Uh...
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Uh Will
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Whatever
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I just wanted to let you know that...
Uh... Those weren't tears during your song
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I... I had something in my eye
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Well, I'm glad you liked it
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Can I go to the bonfire?
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Do you have any idea what you're asking?
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Our holy order does not take kindly to outsiders like you
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Come on man, there's something I can do
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You live with that Izzy chick, right?
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Yeah
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I want to teach her a lesson
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I want you to steal her skull
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Her skull?
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The skull of the Andrew Jackson that has been
passed down in her family for generations
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Why? What did she do to you?
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I'd uh... Rather not talk about it
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That is literally the one thing in this world that she cares about
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She brags about it to everyone
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What could possibly justify me stealing it?
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She uh...
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She slept with my girlfriend
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What?
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She slept with my girlfriend
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God... She'd hate me
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Well if you want to go to the bonfire, that's what you've got to do
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Fine, fine, I'll do it
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OK
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And you better bring it
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Or else
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Well? How'd it go?
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I'm in
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What are you doing?
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Uh... Nothing
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You're stealing my skull
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Yeah
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Frat dude said I couldn't come to the bonfire unless I stole your skull
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Something about wanting revenge for you sleeping with his girlfriend
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Oh yeah...
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But... This is serious
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You, my only confidant
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Are stealing my skull
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My family heirloom, the skull of Andrew Jackson
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The only thing in this world that I care about
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Take it
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What?
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You need to get over Calamity and if
this is going to help you do that, then
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Take it
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But you owe me
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and you know that is not something that I take lightly
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It's just a stupid piece of platsic anyway
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Hello! I'm your host, Greg Young
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And I don't know about you, but
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I am getting excited
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Halloween is just around the corner and in celebration
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Joshua Andrews is throwing a Halloween party and all are invited
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Maybe I should throw a party sometime
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In recent news
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Dr. Stanford is making a slow but steady recovery
from her unfortunate stab wound earlier this year
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Keep her in your hearts as we play something a bit more relaxing for her
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This one's for you
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Come on out here, Calamity!
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Come on out
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What?
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Are you scared of me?
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Why don't you send your new boyfriend on out here?
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Huh?
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I can take him
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Why won't those break?
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Will, get in
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Izzy? Is that you?
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Hey!
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Come on! Throw some bottles with me, it's Calamity's house
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Do you know what time it is?
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Time for revenge
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No. It's about 5 a.m. on a wednesday
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You frantically texted me, telling me to come help
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Burn this bitch to the ground
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You see there was a change in plans
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I couldn't find a lighter
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That's probably for the best, your breath smells flammable
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Did you drink all of those?
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Well, you see
274
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I can drink a lot of beer over the course of two weeks
275
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But yes, I did drink all of that last night
276
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:38,252
Who gets drunk off beer?
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I'm allowed a vice or two
278
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Or twenty
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Hey, I am over Calamity, fire rain down upon her
280
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What else do you want me to do?
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I don't know! Maybe not commit attempted property damage
282
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,228
And I may have some bad news for you
283
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:58,480
This is isn't Calamity's house
284
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It's not Calamity's house? What are you...
285
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:03,861
Shit
286
00:15:05,821 --> 00:15:09,825
Sorry about that, ma'am.
Just got to get him back to the mental institution
287
00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:11,702
Isabelle?
288
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,622
That's my name. Do I know you?
289
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It's Lily
290
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:17,666
From high school?
291
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:21,128
How could you not remember me?
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00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,173
Huh
293
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:26,675
You know...
294
00:15:28,135 --> 00:15:29,929
You meant more to me than any other person
295
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:33,057
I'm glad to know those feeling were reciprocated
296
00:15:34,141 --> 00:15:36,602
Uh... I'm... I'm sorry
297
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Screw you
298
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:46,570
You know?
299
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All things considered
300
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,033
That could have gone worse
301
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:53,160
Let's get out of here
302
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:54,495
Yeah
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00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:18,894
I swear, Will.
Throw one more and we are going to find out which is gonna break first
304
00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:19,853
This bottle or your head
305
00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:21,814
Sorry about that Izzy. It's just
306
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:26,151
It's the only thing I've found that will get you out of
that walking coma you've been in since this morning
307
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,695
Well, what do you want then?
308
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,113
I was just wondering, could you like
309
00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:32,491
Set me up on a blind date with someone you know or something?
310
00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:34,994
I'm not sure I know any blind girls
311
00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:39,748
Ha ha. That's very funny, but I'm serious
312
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:41,291
I'm moving past Calamity
313
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:42,751
Strike her with lighting
314
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,045
And I'm ready to put myself back out there
315
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:47,881
I'm not cupid. Why don't you just use Tinder?
316
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,385
Nobody mayched with me...
317
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,346
Well, I can't do magic, Will
318
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:58,100
I don't need magic I'm just a little out of practice
319
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,854
You're just gonna have to get a girl to fall for you the old fashioned way
320
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:06,442
Ok, fine, fine
321
00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:09,570
The girl I'm going on a date with tomorrow has a straight sister
322
00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:13,657
I don't know if she's single,
but I can ask if she's interested in going on a double date
323
00:17:13,657 --> 00:17:14,616
How's that?
324
00:17:14,616 --> 00:17:17,161
That'd be great, but I thought you said your date was tonight?
325
00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:19,621
Shit
326
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,500
Are you sure she's not blind?
327
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,302
Izzy, we're here
328
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:37,473
Don't you dare!
329
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:38,682
Worked, didn't it?
330
00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:40,309
Come on, let's go. We're already late
331
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:43,854
I just... don't know what the problem is. I'm just so nervous
332
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:46,042
It's understandable
333
00:17:46,042 --> 00:17:48,400
This is my first date with someone new in four years
334
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:49,777
I'm more nervous than I've ever been
335
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:52,821
Well of course you're nervous, but this is me we're talking about
336
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:57,201
The poets write epics about my conquests. I don't just get nervous
337
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,745
Maybe you're becoming more like a normal human
338
00:18:00,110 --> 00:18:02,623
Just don't mess this up for me, OK?
339
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,167
You haven't even told me anything about these girls
340
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,294
What's to tell, they're eligible and cute
341
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:09,588
At least give me something... Like a name
342
00:18:09,588 --> 00:18:12,216
Whitney and Brittany! Now let's go, we're gonna be late
343
00:18:14,599 --> 00:18:15,969
I just said that
344
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:18,680
And that's when I said
345
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:23,727
At how acrobatic your mother is
346
00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:33,278
Anyway, I feel like we've been doing all the talking
347
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:35,197
Why don't you tell us a little about yourself?
348
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:42,204
Um... Can I have just a second, with my friend?
349
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,664
Um... S... Sure
350
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:44,664
Sorry
351
00:18:44,664 --> 00:18:46,083
Will, this is important
352
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,083
What? What is it?
353
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:49,461
Which one is Whitney and which one is Brittany?
354
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,213
Brittany's the one that...
355
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,006
No, Whitney's wearing...
356
00:18:54,007 --> 00:18:54,842
Oh god...
357
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,176
You can't remember either?
358
00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:57,427
Well, what are we gonna do?
359
00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:59,221
Maybe they don't know our names?
360
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,140
Is everything alright, Izzy?
361
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,725
Oh, you know my name
362
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:10,315
So... What are you... What are you studying?
363
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,026
What am I studying?
364
00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:17,447
I am... Studying... Names!
365
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:21,076
And I... Definitely know yours
366
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,037
I... I never forget people...
367
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:25,037
Ever
368
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:28,292
Huh...
369
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,713
So... Haha... What are you studying, Will?
370
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:36,550
I'm actually really glad you asked that, because it is really interesting
371
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:39,803
So I study a very particular area of history that studies...
372
00:19:56,653 --> 00:19:57,877
Excuse me
373
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:00,824
What's this bitch's problem?
374
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,668
Sorry about that
375
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,893
Izzy, what's going on with you?
376
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,354
Is it that girl from this morning?
377
00:20:30,354 --> 00:20:31,939
The one whose name you couldn't remember?
378
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:36,568
I just... I don't get it. What is wrong with me?
379
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:40,489
How can I affect someone that much and not even remeber them?
380
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:44,117
I meant the world to her, and I couldn't even remember her name
381
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:49,915
I have been with a lot of women
382
00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:53,293
Are all of them out there right now just hating me?
383
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:57,172
Is that the price I have to pay to just have a little bit of fun?
384
00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,549
Why? I...
385
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:01,760
It's not like I lie to them
386
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:05,555
They should understand that it's just... Casual
387
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:07,940
What's so wrong with that?
388
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:10,939
Izzy... I...
389
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,646
I don't know what to say
390
00:21:13,730 --> 00:21:15,524
Well
391
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:18,068
I totally ruined tonight for you so
392
00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,237
I'll talk to her and I'll get you a proper date
393
00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:21,237
Izzy
394
00:21:21,237 --> 00:21:22,823
And I'll learn her damn name
395
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:27,822
You know?
396
00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:29,371
I've got an idea
397
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,415
It's nothing revolutionary, but...
398
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:34,126
You know that Halloween party that's this weekend?
399
00:21:35,502 --> 00:21:38,297
I feel like it would be really good for you to go and you know...
400
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,507
Unwind, forget your problems
401
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:43,343
You're right, it can't hurt
402
00:22:18,128 --> 00:22:20,115
You seem to pretty to be a wall-flower
403
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,138
Come dance with me
404
00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:03,340
It's weird seeing you without your hat
405
00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:07,790
No! I like it
406
00:23:07,790 --> 00:23:09,304
Aw... Thanks
407
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:14,236
This is actually kind of cute
408
00:23:14,236 --> 00:23:17,062
I'm glad you think so. My roomate thought I was crazy
409
00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:19,880
I like it
410
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,567
I haven't been to a library in so long
411
00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:26,238
I can't believe I've been missing out on such classics as
412
00:23:28,573 --> 00:23:30,534
What to say when you talk to yourself
413
00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:33,078
Thank you very much
414
00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:46,725
Are you ok?
415
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:51,721
Have you ever... Hurt someone
416
00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:54,266
And felt like there was nothing you could do about it?
417
00:23:54,975 --> 00:24:00,147
Like... Maybe if they just felt how you felt, or saw what you saw
418
00:24:00,730 --> 00:24:02,482
It would be alright, but
419
00:24:02,482 --> 00:24:04,693
They don't. And it isn't
420
00:24:06,236 --> 00:24:07,572
I have, yeah
421
00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,783
I just... I don't know what I'm doing wrong
422
00:24:12,742 --> 00:24:15,287
I'm not a bad person, I just...
423
00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:17,539
Do what I do and people get hurt
424
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:20,388
It's not your fault
425
00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:25,547
You don't control people's feelings
426
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:29,801
You don't make them care for you
427
00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:32,512
They make that decision all on their own
428
00:24:35,223 --> 00:24:36,808
The only thing you can do
429
00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:38,310
Is just
430
00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:40,412
Be yourself
431
00:24:41,229 --> 00:24:42,481
And know that one day
432
00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:45,358
That'll be enough
433
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:53,492
I had a great time tonight, Will
434
00:24:58,830 --> 00:24:59,782
Give me a call some time
435
00:25:37,869 --> 00:25:38,745
Izzy is that you?
436
00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:43,416
Remember when you said you owed me for the skull thing?
437
00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:44,416
Yeah?
438
00:26:11,695 --> 00:26:12,612
Hello!
439
00:26:12,612 --> 00:26:16,992
And this is a special broadcast from me, your host, Greg Young
440
00:26:17,379 --> 00:26:21,496
I would just like to invite everyone to a house party I will be throwing
441
00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:22,789
in two weeks time.
442
00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:25,208
There will be plenty of pizza and beer
443
00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:27,127
so stop by and have some fun
444
00:26:28,146 --> 00:26:30,589
Also,
the student board would like me to remind everyone
445
00:26:30,589 --> 00:26:34,092
that stabbing your professors willl not excuse you from midterms
446
00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:37,304
and that Dr. Stanford is expected to make a full recovery
447
00:26:37,304 --> 00:26:39,598
from her second set of stabbing wounds
448
00:26:40,223 --> 00:26:42,100
Thank you, and have a marvelous day
449
00:26:43,425 --> 00:26:44,811
What is this?
450
00:26:47,129 --> 00:26:48,129
What is what?
451
00:26:48,129 --> 00:26:51,568
This monstrosity that you've cursed our table with.
452
00:26:53,908 --> 00:26:55,155
Ohhh, that.
453
00:26:55,155 --> 00:26:57,324
That's just something I picked up from the thrift store the over day.
454
00:26:57,324 --> 00:27:00,368
Table felt like... Just felt like it needed something.
455
00:27:00,854 --> 00:27:02,162
Yeah, you know what? You're right.
456
00:27:02,162 --> 00:27:03,872
It does need something.
457
00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:06,124
I know exactly what it needs.
458
00:27:06,384 --> 00:27:09,294
But since that is lost in the forest somewhere
459
00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:11,421
among the embers of a certain bonfire
460
00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:13,423
I just really don't think that this
461
00:27:13,423 --> 00:27:14,423
belongs here
462
00:27:15,006 --> 00:27:16,551
That's really rich
463
00:27:16,842 --> 00:27:19,095
You trying to tell me what does and doesn't belong here
464
00:27:19,095 --> 00:27:20,597
Because I can think of a really good example
465
00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:23,016
of something you brought home recently that doesn't belong
466
00:27:23,193 --> 00:27:24,193
What?
467
00:27:28,953 --> 00:27:31,775
Will, can I have a word with you in the kitchen please?
468
00:27:33,237 --> 00:27:35,403
Will, I...
469
00:27:39,813 --> 00:27:42,118
I have just been having
470
00:27:42,118 --> 00:27:44,621
a really tough couple of weeks
471
00:27:44,621 --> 00:27:48,375
and... I'm not saying that Calamity is the answer to all my problems
472
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:53,046
but... she... makes me feel good
473
00:27:53,765 --> 00:27:57,842
I... really need somebody like her right now
474
00:27:58,462 --> 00:27:59,302
No offense
475
00:27:59,302 --> 00:28:02,013
I just need someone more than a friend right now
476
00:28:03,030 --> 00:28:06,267
Things just... Aren't the way they used to be
477
00:28:06,714 --> 00:28:10,438
Things that used to make sense to me... Just don't anymore
478
00:28:11,455 --> 00:28:13,149
I feel so...
479
00:28:13,794 --> 00:28:15,527
unsure of myself
480
00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,696
But this... This makes sense to me
481
00:28:20,571 --> 00:28:22,409
One of Calamity's famous notes
482
00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:23,910
Are you even listening to me?
483
00:28:23,910 --> 00:28:25,662
I cooked something for dinner tonight
484
00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:26,662
Love, Calamity
485
00:28:27,802 --> 00:28:29,791
Can you not read those? They're private
486
00:28:30,039 --> 00:28:31,918
Why doesn't she just text like a normal person?
487
00:28:31,918 --> 00:28:32,918
Will, listen
488
00:28:32,918 --> 00:28:36,339
I've known you for years. Your friendship is really important to me
489
00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:39,050
but this relationship is important to me, too
490
00:28:39,248 --> 00:28:41,636
And I just need to know that you can handle it
491
00:28:42,181 --> 00:28:43,263
Okay, look. It's just...
492
00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:47,183
it's really weird. My best friend and my ex-girlfriend...
493
00:28:47,183 --> 00:28:49,018
like, together? Dating?
494
00:28:49,018 --> 00:28:51,229
Like, I... I just need some time, okay?
495
00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:53,440
So you're not gonna be a dick about this?
496
00:28:54,431 --> 00:28:56,401
When have I ever been a dick?
497
00:28:57,690 --> 00:29:01,448
Okay, fair enough... But...
498
00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:03,241
I'll be okay, alright?
499
00:29:10,604 --> 00:29:11,791
Will!
500
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:13,960
Will, wait up
501
00:29:14,555 --> 00:29:15,128
What?
502
00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:15,706
Slow down!
503
00:29:15,706 --> 00:29:16,838
I have to get to class.
504
00:29:16,838 --> 00:29:18,673
You don't have another class today
505
00:29:18,822 --> 00:29:21,134
Don't you just have to wait for me to drive you home?
506
00:29:21,134 --> 00:29:22,343
What's wrong?
507
00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:23,970
Nothing's wrong
508
00:29:24,367 --> 00:29:26,848
Is it because Calamity was in class with us?
509
00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:28,683
We were just holding hands!
510
00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:30,769
Well that was some pretty damn sensual hand holding!
511
00:29:30,769 --> 00:29:33,730
Sensual? What are you even talking about?
512
00:29:34,226 --> 00:29:36,107
You said you'd be okay with this!
513
00:29:36,107 --> 00:29:39,360
Well... Look, you're doing it again! Get a room.
514
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:40,737
You are impossible.
515
00:29:40,737 --> 00:29:41,737
Izzy...
516
00:29:41,737 --> 00:29:44,532
Impossible? This is not about you and Calamity
517
00:29:44,532 --> 00:29:46,826
Will... Maybe this isn't the best time
518
00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:49,370
No. You know what? I think this is a great time
519
00:29:49,370 --> 00:29:50,830
What is it about then?
520
00:29:51,549 --> 00:29:54,167
It's about the... It's about the...
521
00:29:54,762 --> 00:29:56,002
That's what I thought.
522
00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:59,714
Why can't you just get over yourself and be happy for me?
523
00:29:59,714 --> 00:30:00,590
Should I leave?
524
00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:01,758
Yes!
No!
525
00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:04,344
It's fine. I'll just catch you later, okay?
526
00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:08,264
Let's just hang. You and me.
527
00:30:08,264 --> 00:30:10,475
Will's just being rude right now
528
00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:13,728
Me rude? I am not the one who betrayed my best friend
529
00:30:16,471 --> 00:30:18,566
Please... I can just come by later...
530
00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:20,610
No, we are figuring this out right now
531
00:30:20,610 --> 00:30:21,610
Will, wait
532
00:30:21,610 --> 00:30:22,695
What do you two want?
533
00:30:22,695 --> 00:30:24,405
Really, I should just go
534
00:30:25,621 --> 00:30:28,910
Will, I did not betray you. You said you were over her
535
00:30:29,304 --> 00:30:30,411
Look, I'm trying
536
00:30:30,411 --> 00:30:32,247
You said you were over her!
537
00:30:32,247 --> 00:30:34,040
Well maybe I lied, okay?
538
00:30:34,417 --> 00:30:38,711
Look. You kept telling me that I needed to get over her,
and I am trying my hardest
539
00:30:38,711 --> 00:30:41,464
but my feelings for her aren't just going to go away overnight
540
00:30:41,464 --> 00:30:44,551
and it doesn't get any easier if she's around here all the time
541
00:30:44,551 --> 00:30:47,804
Well... That's... Just the way it has to be right now
542
00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:50,765
Look... I want to feel happy for you
543
00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:54,394
but it's just... Calamity, you know what I'm trying to say, right?
544
00:30:56,260 --> 00:30:57,146
Shit.
545
00:31:19,048 --> 00:31:20,048
Izzy?
546
00:31:44,197 --> 00:31:45,197
Calamity.
547
00:31:45,197 --> 00:31:46,696
Calamity... I'm...
548
00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:48,406
so sorry about that
549
00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:50,199
I don't know what came over him
550
00:31:51,115 --> 00:31:52,327
Calamity...
551
00:32:05,416 --> 00:32:07,926
My parents made me enroll here.
552
00:32:08,610 --> 00:32:09,610
What?
553
00:32:15,099 --> 00:32:17,352
I wanted to go to USC
554
00:32:19,553 --> 00:32:22,899
But... they said I'd never get in
555
00:32:23,850 --> 00:32:26,152
So... They sent me here
556
00:32:26,736 --> 00:32:29,072
Calamity... What are you talking about?
557
00:32:32,192 --> 00:32:36,204
I don't think I can be the person that you want me to be
558
00:32:36,204 --> 00:32:38,539
What do you mean, who you want me to be?
559
00:32:39,529 --> 00:32:42,961
I heard you talking to Will in the kitchen this morning...
560
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:45,046
and I'm so afraid that I--
561
00:32:45,046 --> 00:32:47,632
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry about Will
562
00:32:48,165 --> 00:32:51,302
I know he hasn't warmed back up to you yet... But, he will
563
00:32:51,302 --> 00:32:53,096
He just... Needs time
564
00:32:53,096 --> 00:32:54,305
Izzy...
565
00:32:54,610 --> 00:32:59,060
You said yourself that you can't control sombody else's feelings
566
00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:01,980
It's not your fault that Will's mad at you
567
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,440
You are... amazing
568
00:33:04,939 --> 00:33:07,068
And Will knew that at one point
569
00:33:07,782 --> 00:33:09,195
and now I do
570
00:33:10,339 --> 00:33:12,865
You mean so much to me, Calamity
571
00:33:12,865 --> 00:33:15,576
I just... Don't want Will to get in the way of that
572
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,446
He isn't
573
00:33:18,663 --> 00:33:19,789
I'm glad
574
00:33:21,216 --> 00:33:22,583
I... I've gotta go
575
00:33:24,634 --> 00:33:27,296
We're still having dinner together later, right?
576
00:33:28,985 --> 00:33:32,218
I... I think so. Yeah
577
00:33:56,075 --> 00:33:58,995
Hey bitch, leave a message
578
00:33:59,759 --> 00:34:02,206
Hey Izzy, it's Will...
579
00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:06,210
Um... I'm sure you didn't forget,
but I'm waiting at our normal pick up spot
580
00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:10,965
Uh... If you could please hurry... It's getting pretty cold
581
00:34:10,965 --> 00:34:14,427
Uh, give me a call whenever you get this, I guess
582
00:34:17,273 --> 00:34:19,640
Hey bitch, leave a message
583
00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:24,854
Hey Izzy. I'm sure you didn't forget me... C'mon
584
00:34:24,854 --> 00:34:27,148
Hey bitch, leave a message
585
00:34:27,148 --> 00:34:29,942
Hey Izzy. It's your old pal Will...
586
00:34:29,942 --> 00:34:35,109
I just wanna let you know... I totally forgive you for forgetting me
587
00:34:35,109 --> 00:34:39,327
Just... Please hurry up. It's getting really cold out
588
00:34:39,327 --> 00:34:41,162
Hey bitch, leave a message
589
00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:45,374
Hey Izzy... I'm freezing. Please...
590
00:34:45,374 --> 00:34:46,374
Izzy...
591
00:34:46,374 --> 00:34:47,374
Izzy!
592
00:34:47,374 --> 00:34:48,374
Izzy...
593
00:34:52,913 --> 00:34:54,926
Izzy... I'm gonna walk home now
594
00:34:55,176 --> 00:34:59,680
I s-swear to God,
if I f-freeze to death I'm gonna h-haunt your ass f-forever
595
00:35:16,688 --> 00:35:18,032
Calamity?
596
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:23,704
Get a phone!
597
00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:07,832
Hey, it's Will. If you're calling I'm probably busy.
598
00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:09,542
Leave a message, I guess
599
00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:12,211
Hey, uh... Have you seen Calamity anywhere?
600
00:36:12,211 --> 00:36:14,297
Just... wondering
601
00:36:14,297 --> 00:36:17,049
Call me if you see her, I guess
602
00:36:32,075 --> 00:36:33,149
Will?
603
00:36:33,149 --> 00:36:34,149
Izzy
604
00:36:34,150 --> 00:36:36,444
God, Will, am I glad to see you
605
00:36:36,444 --> 00:36:38,821
I've been calling you! Why didn't you pick up?
606
00:36:39,744 --> 00:36:42,533
I'm sorry, why didn't I pick up? That's rich
607
00:36:42,923 --> 00:36:46,120
I was just wondering if you'd seen Calamity anywhere
608
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:50,124
She was supposed to have dinner with
me and then she never showed up
609
00:36:50,515 --> 00:36:52,627
No. I haven't seen her
610
00:36:52,627 --> 00:36:54,545
Why would you bother calling about something like that?
611
00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:57,965
You should have just texted. It would have been easier for me to ignore
612
00:36:58,708 --> 00:37:00,551
I know... I just...
613
00:37:00,551 --> 00:37:05,765
I wanted to say... that I'm... sorry for not coming to pick you up
614
00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:09,685
It was stupid and childish... and there's no excuse for it
615
00:37:10,535 --> 00:37:11,938
I'm sorry, Will
616
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,565
No, you know what? I gotta go
617
00:37:14,565 --> 00:37:15,942
You just got here
618
00:37:15,942 --> 00:37:17,485
Yeah, something came up
619
00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:19,362
Okay... See you later...
620
00:37:53,109 --> 00:37:54,272
William
621
00:37:54,729 --> 00:37:56,774
I still love you, Calamity
622
00:37:57,606 --> 00:38:02,113
Will... That is not what I wanted to talk to you about
623
00:38:05,449 --> 00:38:07,451
It's about Izzy
624
00:38:08,183 --> 00:38:09,203
Izzy?
625
00:38:12,155 --> 00:38:14,959
No... No no no. This is about you and me
626
00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,423
There is no you and me
627
00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:24,927
We are... done
628
00:38:24,927 --> 00:38:28,306
But why did you break up with me? I thought things were going so well
629
00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:31,559
It's not about you, Will
630
00:38:34,071 --> 00:38:37,398
Everything is... changing
631
00:38:40,571 --> 00:38:47,241
Things that used to make me feel... good...
632
00:38:47,241 --> 00:38:52,455
just... They just don't, anymore
633
00:38:55,519 --> 00:38:58,169
Couldn't you feel that, too?
634
00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:04,175
You and me...
635
00:39:06,005 --> 00:39:08,012
It just didn't...
636
00:39:08,569 --> 00:39:10,306
It didn't feel right
637
00:39:33,669 --> 00:39:36,415
You still have that?
638
00:39:36,415 --> 00:39:37,875
Yeah...
639
00:39:37,894 --> 00:39:41,837
Izzy wanted me to burn it... at that bonfire, you know
640
00:39:42,254 --> 00:39:44,507
I just... I couldn't bring myself to do it
641
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:47,510
You were at the bonfire?
642
00:39:48,743 --> 00:39:53,724
It's just... I keep thinking that if I hold onto it tight enough, then maybe...
643
00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:55,601
it'll bring you back to me
644
00:39:56,227 --> 00:39:59,188
It just it... it feels like a connection back to the way things were
645
00:39:59,188 --> 00:40:01,857
Back when we were all... happy
646
00:40:04,732 --> 00:40:07,530
Growing up sucks, huh?
647
00:40:07,714 --> 00:40:08,989
Yeah...
648
00:40:13,213 --> 00:40:19,041
Anyway... About Izzy... and what I wanted to talk to you about...
649
00:40:19,054 --> 00:40:21,168
I don't think...
Will
650
00:40:21,995 --> 00:40:22,920
Izzy?
651
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,296
What are you doing here?
652
00:40:24,296 --> 00:40:25,840
What am I doing here?
653
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:27,091
You son of a bitch
654
00:40:28,944 --> 00:40:31,345
Okay, look. I can explain. Nothing happened
655
00:40:31,345 --> 00:40:32,388
Calamity, why?
656
00:40:32,388 --> 00:40:34,515
She didn't do anything, okay?
657
00:40:34,515 --> 00:40:38,102
Oh! So I just guess you wrote this note to yourself then, huh?
658
00:40:39,246 --> 00:40:43,399
You know, in case you were wondering,
this is what real betrayal looks like
659
00:40:43,399 --> 00:40:46,026
You couldn't just let me be happy with her
660
00:40:46,104 --> 00:40:47,695
Oh, get off your high horse
661
00:40:47,695 --> 00:40:50,739
All of the women in the world and you have to fall for Calamity
662
00:40:50,739 --> 00:40:55,327
You get to be a slut up until the moment
it has to do with somebody I care about
663
00:40:56,243 --> 00:40:58,664
Why couldn't you just keep your gay little hands to yourself?
664
00:41:03,201 --> 00:41:05,880
Izzy... I ... I didn't mean that
665
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,174
No, I think you did mean that
666
00:41:10,442 --> 00:41:17,433
I think you mean that you think I can't keep my 'gay
little hands' off of any woman that I come across
667
00:41:18,587 --> 00:41:19,894
You know...
668
00:41:19,894 --> 00:41:22,021
I expect this from everybody else
669
00:41:22,657 --> 00:41:28,611
and they can call me a slut... and a whore... and a dyke...
670
00:41:28,611 --> 00:41:32,281
but from you?
671
00:41:33,949 --> 00:41:38,662
Izzy! Izzy wait!
672
00:42:38,305 --> 00:42:42,017
I walk with flowers in my hair
673
00:42:43,143 --> 00:42:47,398
I walk with birds singin' in my ear
674
00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:50,317
I dance on rainy days
675
00:42:50,317 --> 00:42:52,528
I laugh my pains away
676
00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:57,825
I love with all my heart but that don't make me silly
677
00:42:58,492 --> 00:43:02,746
I don't wanna be your manic pixie dream girl
678
00:43:02,746 --> 00:43:07,042
I ain't just a little stop on your adventure
679
00:43:07,042 --> 00:43:11,589
I don't wanna be your manic pixie dream girl
680
00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:15,634
I'm a free spirit. That means free from you
681
00:43:16,051 --> 00:43:19,388
You walk with such a serious air
682
00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:24,685
Letting the world know that you just don't care
683
00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:29,523
And maybe you're sad, or maybe you're lonely
684
00:43:29,523 --> 00:43:33,611
Or maybe you're just a little mean
685
00:43:33,807 --> 00:43:37,436
Either way it's not up to me
686
00:43:38,657 --> 00:43:42,703
To show you the light
687
00:43:42,703 --> 00:43:46,957
Either way it's not up to me
688
00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:50,085
To fix your broken soul
689
00:43:51,545 --> 00:43:56,050
Either way it's not up to me
690
00:43:56,050 --> 00:43:59,053
Don't you know I'm broken too
691
00:44:00,596 --> 00:44:04,975
I don't wanna be your manic pixie dream girl
692
00:44:04,975 --> 00:44:09,313
I ain't just a little stop on your adventure
693
00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:13,817
I don't wanna be your manic pixie dream girl
694
00:44:13,817 --> 00:44:16,111
I'm a free spirit that means
695
00:44:16,111 --> 00:44:18,238
I'm a free spirit that means
696
00:44:18,238 --> 00:44:22,868
This is my journey you're just one wrong step in it
697
00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:27,289
And I'm only trying to free me
698
00:45:00,072 --> 00:45:03,158
Hello everyone! It's me, Greg Young
699
00:45:03,158 --> 00:45:05,077
Not that anyone seems to care
700
00:45:05,577 --> 00:45:06,954
No one showed up to my party
701
00:45:06,954 --> 00:45:10,082
I had ten pizzas that went completely uneaten
702
00:45:10,582 --> 00:45:12,334
I am disappointed in you all
703
00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:18,215
Anyway, I... I hope you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving break
704
00:45:18,215 --> 00:45:22,428
Those of you not visiting family stop by the
cafeteria for a special Thanksgiving meal
705
00:45:22,428 --> 00:45:24,346
Thanks and have a good day
706
00:45:26,432 --> 00:45:28,308
Did you put all of this up last night?
707
00:45:29,476 --> 00:45:32,604
Yeah... Just... Think of it as a goodwill offering
708
00:45:32,604 --> 00:45:35,107
It's Christmas, you know? The time of forgiving and forgetting
709
00:45:35,733 --> 00:45:37,359
It's not even Thanksgiving yet
710
00:45:37,359 --> 00:45:38,694
Have some shame
711
00:45:42,531 --> 00:45:45,033
And that hat looks stupid
712
00:45:46,034 --> 00:45:47,828
You put them outside too?
713
00:45:47,828 --> 00:45:49,413
Calamity, you have got to get Izzy to talk to me
714
00:45:49,413 --> 00:45:51,999
That is the most conversation we've had in two weeks
715
00:45:52,708 --> 00:45:53,625
Will...
716
00:45:54,710 --> 00:45:56,253
I don't know how to say this nicely
717
00:45:57,379 --> 00:45:58,505
So I won't
718
00:45:59,631 --> 00:46:01,258
I don't care
719
00:46:02,134 --> 00:46:04,887
I didn't get any sleep last night
720
00:46:04,887 --> 00:46:10,350
And now... I have to go make sure that Izzy doesn't
tear the decorations off the front of the house
721
00:46:24,072 --> 00:46:26,617
God... Izzy really was my only friend
722
00:46:47,429 --> 00:46:48,722
Hi, it's Whitney
723
00:46:49,374 --> 00:46:50,374
Hello?
724
00:46:50,374 --> 00:46:51,374
Hello?
725
00:46:51,374 --> 00:46:52,374
Oh... Hey... Hey...
726
00:46:58,607 --> 00:46:59,525
Hello?
727
00:46:59,525 --> 00:47:01,527
Whitney... Whitney, It's me, Will
728
00:47:02,945 --> 00:47:03,737
Will?
729
00:47:03,737 --> 00:47:05,614
I... Um...
730
00:47:06,448 --> 00:47:08,784
Uh... Now's not really a good time
731
00:47:08,784 --> 00:47:11,328
Well, when would be a good time? I'd love to catch up with you
732
00:47:12,287 --> 00:47:14,039
It's been like... A month
733
00:47:14,039 --> 00:47:16,124
And I've heard nothing from you, Will
734
00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:19,086
I don't think there is a good time at this point
735
00:47:19,711 --> 00:47:20,504
What do you mean?
736
00:47:21,755 --> 00:47:22,807
Whit, who is it?
737
00:47:23,257 --> 00:47:24,258
One second
738
00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:26,635
I... I gotta go. Bye
739
00:47:32,016 --> 00:47:35,310
I don't see why we can't just celebrate one holiday at a time
740
00:47:35,310 --> 00:47:38,647
Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas
741
00:47:38,647 --> 00:47:40,148
In that order
742
00:47:40,148 --> 00:47:44,152
I mean, after Thanksgiving it's whatever. It's fair game
743
00:47:44,152 --> 00:47:46,738
Stores can sell whatever the want, but
744
00:47:46,738 --> 00:47:50,409
I just want to celebrate Thanksgiving. Is that too much to ask?
745
00:47:52,870 --> 00:47:55,247
You've been quiet lately. What's going on?
746
00:47:56,939 --> 00:47:58,584
You could have been nicer to Will this morning
747
00:47:58,584 --> 00:47:59,584
What?
748
00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:02,421
He was just trying to make the place a little more festive
749
00:48:02,421 --> 00:48:03,922
It just annoys me is all
750
00:48:04,298 --> 00:48:07,050
Well he just put up some lights. It's not a big deal
751
00:48:07,342 --> 00:48:11,263
I wasn't gonna take them down.
I just don't want to wear the stupid Santa hat
752
00:48:11,263 --> 00:48:13,265
Well you didn't have to be so angry
753
00:48:13,265 --> 00:48:14,016
I'm not!
754
00:48:14,016 --> 00:48:15,017
You were
755
00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:18,937
Fine. I'll wear the stupid hat if it means that much to you
756
00:48:21,064 --> 00:48:22,524
I'm not even hungry
757
00:48:22,524 --> 00:48:23,942
Calamity what's wrong?
758
00:48:24,234 --> 00:48:24,942
Calamity!
759
00:48:27,821 --> 00:48:28,822
Hey Calamity
760
00:48:33,827 --> 00:48:34,828
What's wrong with her?
761
00:48:36,455 --> 00:48:37,205
Leave!
762
00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:39,875
Come on, Izzy. Just talk to me
763
00:48:39,875 --> 00:48:42,169
Fine! I hate you. I hope you die
764
00:48:42,169 --> 00:48:43,003
How's that?
765
00:49:14,284 --> 00:49:15,285
Why?
766
00:49:15,285 --> 00:49:16,870
Why did I do that?
767
00:49:16,870 --> 00:49:19,498
Why am I so stupid?
768
00:49:20,540 --> 00:49:21,625
Izzy...
769
00:49:23,418 --> 00:49:24,346
Will?
770
00:49:24,346 --> 00:49:25,346
Is that you?
771
00:49:25,671 --> 00:49:26,346
Greg?
772
00:50:14,177 --> 00:50:15,095
Well damn...
773
00:50:15,095 --> 00:50:16,095
I gotta say it
774
00:50:16,095 --> 00:50:17,472
You're a dick
775
00:50:17,472 --> 00:50:18,932
A huge dick
776
00:50:19,433 --> 00:50:21,101
Whose side are you on anyway?
777
00:50:21,435 --> 00:50:24,604
I was just lashing out 'cause of the Calamity thing.
It's not like I actually meant it
778
00:50:25,439 --> 00:50:27,107
Did you even apologize to Izzy?
779
00:50:28,859 --> 00:50:30,360
I got her a Santa hat
780
00:50:31,194 --> 00:50:32,362
So that's a no...
781
00:50:33,488 --> 00:50:34,656
I don't know what to tell you, man
782
00:50:35,490 --> 00:50:35,991
I just...
783
00:50:36,575 --> 00:50:39,327
I need Izzy back. She's my only friend
784
00:50:39,953 --> 00:50:41,496
I mean... Except you of course
785
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:44,624
You just need to apologize to Izzy
786
00:50:45,208 --> 00:50:46,835
Maybe...
787
00:50:47,169 --> 00:50:49,546
What about Calamity? Do you think there's still a chance there?
788
00:50:49,963 --> 00:50:50,756
Well...
789
00:51:06,021 --> 00:51:07,189
Excuse us
790
00:51:07,189 --> 00:51:11,902
We are trying to have a private conversation
791
00:51:13,361 --> 00:51:14,112
Ugh...
792
00:51:24,498 --> 00:51:25,290
Anyway...
793
00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:28,085
I think you just need to be patient
794
00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:30,879
And maybe Calamity will come back around to you one day
795
00:51:31,338 --> 00:51:32,923
Just gotta wait and see how thing play out
796
00:51:34,674 --> 00:51:35,467
That's it
797
00:51:35,467 --> 00:51:36,510
See how things play out!
798
00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:38,512
I've got to go get Izzy's spy ear
799
00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:41,473
Not quite what I ment by patience...
800
00:51:49,856 --> 00:51:51,483
Dude, what are they doing?
801
00:51:51,483 --> 00:51:52,275
Shh, shh
802
00:51:52,275 --> 00:51:54,361
They're not saying anything. I think something's wrong
803
00:51:55,946 --> 00:51:58,949
Do I want to know how you found them so quickly?
804
00:52:02,035 --> 00:52:02,994
No
805
00:52:32,107 --> 00:52:33,441
I think we need to break up
806
00:52:41,241 --> 00:52:42,200
Calamity
807
00:52:43,243 --> 00:52:46,955
Calamity, if... If there's something wrong then I wanna fix it
808
00:52:46,955 --> 00:52:47,622
You are...
809
00:52:47,998 --> 00:52:50,125
The most important person in the world to me
810
00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:51,293
Izzy, no
811
00:52:52,878 --> 00:52:53,962
Calamity, please...
812
00:52:53,962 --> 00:52:55,547
Izzy, stop
813
00:52:56,089 --> 00:52:59,593
I'm tired of you idolizing our relationship like we're
814
00:52:59,593 --> 00:53:01,553
Romeo and fucking Juliet
815
00:53:01,553 --> 00:53:03,805
If this has something to do with Will then we can...
816
00:53:03,805 --> 00:53:05,182
Izzy you don't get it!
817
00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:10,812
I am not some perfect dream girl
here to just magically solve all of your problems
818
00:53:13,523 --> 00:53:19,362
I am not and... never have been the person you want me to be for you
819
00:53:23,950 --> 00:53:26,995
You've been using me to feel better about yourself
820
00:53:26,995 --> 00:53:29,873
and it is... exhausting
821
00:53:33,168 --> 00:53:35,086
I really like you, Izzy, but...
822
00:53:35,962 --> 00:53:37,195
I'm tired
823
00:53:40,258 --> 00:53:41,927
It's... It's over
824
00:53:43,261 --> 00:53:45,305
Calamity, please don't go
825
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,518
I think it's best that I leave now
826
00:53:51,978 --> 00:53:52,854
Don't you?
827
00:53:52,854 --> 00:53:53,854
Please
828
00:53:56,441 --> 00:53:57,671
Goodbye Izzy
829
00:54:15,919 --> 00:54:18,004
Dude... Now's your chance
830
00:54:18,004 --> 00:54:19,673
Calamity is still emotional
831
00:54:19,673 --> 00:54:21,132
She needs a shoulder to cry on
832
00:54:21,132 --> 00:54:23,718
Sweep in. This is your opprotunity
833
00:54:32,394 --> 00:54:33,288
No...
834
00:54:43,196 --> 00:54:43,863
Well...
835
00:54:44,197 --> 00:54:45,365
Suit yourself
836
00:54:54,165 --> 00:54:54,833
Izzy
837
00:54:54,833 --> 00:54:55,833
Go away
838
00:54:56,543 --> 00:54:57,711
Look, me and Greg were over there
839
00:54:57,711 --> 00:54:58,920
We heard everything
840
00:54:59,379 --> 00:55:00,422
Are you doing alright?
841
00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:03,550
Listen Will, I just need some space right now, OK?
842
00:55:16,938 --> 00:55:18,398
Didn't go so well for you either, huh?
843
00:55:19,065 --> 00:55:20,817
Nah, she said she needs space
844
00:55:21,192 --> 00:55:21,817
I just...
845
00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:25,613
I don't understand.
It feels like everybody that I care about is slipping away from me
846
00:55:26,031 --> 00:55:26,990
Dude, look
847
00:55:27,365 --> 00:55:29,659
Back in high school I was a total loser
848
00:55:29,826 --> 00:55:30,659
I mean...
849
00:55:30,908 --> 00:55:31,908
Nobody would talk to me
850
00:55:31,908 --> 00:55:33,246
Nobody would hang out with me
851
00:55:33,621 --> 00:55:34,539
Except for you
852
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:38,460
And now look at me. I mean, I'm hosting a radio show...
853
00:55:44,174 --> 00:55:46,384
Well, what I'm trying to say is, you know
854
00:55:46,384 --> 00:55:47,384
We're all changing
855
00:55:47,384 --> 00:55:48,845
That's what college is
856
00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:51,931
It's all about trying to find who you truly are
857
00:55:53,099 --> 00:55:55,852
And, you know, that's what Izzy and Calamity are doing too
858
00:55:56,603 --> 00:55:57,604
People change
859
00:55:58,146 --> 00:55:59,606
Relationships change with them
860
00:56:00,482 --> 00:56:01,483
It sucks, but...
861
00:56:02,233 --> 00:56:03,902
Sometimes you gotta just take it
862
00:56:05,195 --> 00:56:06,571
It'll get better on the other side
863
00:56:08,615 --> 00:56:10,617
Look, so...
864
00:56:11,951 --> 00:56:13,912
Back when Izzy used to have a really bad break-up
865
00:56:13,912 --> 00:56:17,165
She would always tell all the things she
hated about the girl to her little skull
866
00:56:17,749 --> 00:56:19,292
Help get things off her chest
867
00:56:19,292 --> 00:56:21,586
I just... I wish I had something like that
868
00:56:23,797 --> 00:56:25,090
That's it! I know how to make it up to Izzy
869
00:56:25,090 --> 00:56:26,591
Wait, what? You do?
870
00:56:26,841 --> 00:56:29,928
Yeah, I just gotta go back to where the
frat held that bonfire and get her skull back
871
00:56:30,261 --> 00:56:33,515
Wait, isn't that location a super frat secret or something?
872
00:56:33,515 --> 00:56:35,517
Don't they blindfold everybody that goes there
873
00:56:35,517 --> 00:56:38,019
Yeah, but I know where the frat forest is, like...
874
00:56:38,603 --> 00:56:39,562
It shouldn't be too hard
875
00:56:39,562 --> 00:56:40,562
I gotta go
876
00:56:42,107 --> 00:56:44,150
So next week I'm throwing another party
877
00:56:44,150 --> 00:56:46,653
It's gonna be really cool, you in?
878
00:56:46,903 --> 00:56:49,197
I... I don't know if I'll be free, but we'll see, alright?
879
00:57:04,212 --> 00:57:06,131
Will really is my best friend
880
00:57:16,933 --> 00:57:18,435
Izzy, I know I've messed up
881
00:57:18,435 --> 00:57:20,437
I know I've been a jerk, but I'm so sorry
882
00:57:20,437 --> 00:57:22,480
but I am going to make it right, I promise
883
00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:24,315
Will, what are you talking about?
884
00:57:32,699 --> 00:57:35,743
We're sorry, your call did not go through
885
00:57:35,743 --> 00:57:37,745
Will you please try your call again
886
00:57:46,212 --> 00:57:49,090
Hello all! It's me, Greg Young
887
00:57:49,090 --> 00:57:52,093
I have been asked to make a special evening broadcast
888
00:57:52,093 --> 00:57:56,514
to inform you all that doctor Stanford
has announced her retirement today
889
00:57:56,514 --> 00:58:00,018
This was after her third stabbing, but before her fourth
890
00:58:00,018 --> 00:58:01,436
But enough of that
891
00:58:01,436 --> 00:58:04,772
I would also like to use this chance to tell you all I am throwing another...
892
00:58:29,255 --> 00:58:31,925
We're sorry, your call did not go through
893
00:58:31,925 --> 00:58:34,052
Will you please try your call again
894
00:59:12,455 --> 00:59:14,676
Will, is that you?
895
00:59:17,887 --> 00:59:18,805
No
896
00:59:20,390 --> 00:59:21,545
I... uh...
897
00:59:21,849 --> 00:59:23,101
Thought you'd already be gone
898
00:59:23,351 --> 00:59:25,270
Otherwise I would have shown up later
899
00:59:26,813 --> 00:59:28,982
I just need to grab my stuff
900
00:59:30,775 --> 00:59:31,734
Calamity wait!
901
00:59:33,403 --> 00:59:35,196
Wait, Calamity
902
00:59:35,446 --> 00:59:37,073
I need to talk to you
903
00:59:37,073 --> 00:59:39,784
Let me through Izzy, I'm not in the mood
904
00:59:41,869 --> 00:59:44,664
It's about Will. I'm worried about him
905
00:59:44,664 --> 00:59:46,124
He never came home last night
906
00:59:46,874 --> 00:59:49,544
Well, Will's a big boy. I'm sure he can handle himself
907
00:59:49,544 --> 00:59:51,713
Well, it's just not like him
908
00:59:51,713 --> 00:59:53,464
He never stays out past midnight
909
00:59:53,464 --> 00:59:55,550
He's like a grandma, you know that
910
00:59:56,593 --> 00:59:58,678
Don't you have any idea where he might be?
911
00:59:59,554 --> 01:00:01,681
I don't know, and I don't care
912
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:04,809
Please, Calamity. He's my best friend
913
01:00:11,608 --> 01:00:12,734
You might ask Greg
914
01:00:14,110 --> 01:00:16,070
He and Will have been hanging out a lot recently
915
01:00:23,036 --> 01:00:24,203
Forgot my keys
916
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:47,143
Uh... Attention everybody
917
01:00:47,143 --> 01:00:50,396
I'm... I'm throwing a party next week. It's gonna be super fun
918
01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:51,782
Uh,,,
919
01:00:52,482 --> 01:00:53,764
Invite your friends
920
01:01:01,115 --> 01:01:02,659
Ah! Izzy... Uh...
921
01:01:03,159 --> 01:01:04,535
Do you wanna come to my party next week?
922
01:01:04,535 --> 01:01:06,746
I don't care. Where's Will?
923
01:01:07,205 --> 01:01:09,123
Uh... I don't think I'm supposed to tell you that
924
01:01:09,123 --> 01:01:11,376
But... Uh... You wanna take another flier?
925
01:01:13,694 --> 01:01:15,630
We can do this the easy way or the hard way
926
01:01:15,630 --> 01:01:17,131
I would never betray my friend
927
01:01:17,632 --> 01:01:18,758
Hard way it is then
928
01:01:18,758 --> 01:01:20,343
Ugh... He went to the forest
929
01:01:20,343 --> 01:01:22,845
He... He went to get your skull from the bonfire
930
01:01:23,388 --> 01:01:24,472
That idiot
931
01:01:24,472 --> 01:01:26,849
He probably froze himself half to death out there
932
01:01:27,183 --> 01:01:28,340
Where was the bonfire
933
01:01:28,340 --> 01:01:29,340
I... I don't know
934
01:01:29,340 --> 01:01:31,479
It's some super frat secret or something
935
01:01:31,479 --> 01:01:33,940
I mean maybe someone who went to
the bonfire could tell you where it is
936
01:01:39,987 --> 01:01:43,074
Uh... Calamity went. She could help you!
937
01:02:35,585 --> 01:02:36,961
Piece of shit
938
01:02:53,311 --> 01:02:54,395
What do you want, Izzy?
939
01:02:54,395 --> 01:02:55,730
I need your help, Calamity
940
01:02:56,730 --> 01:02:59,233
Izzy, I thought you of all people could take a break up
941
01:02:59,233 --> 01:03:00,233
This isn't about that!
942
01:03:00,233 --> 01:03:01,486
I need your help finding Will
943
01:03:02,612 --> 01:03:04,030
Well... I'm busy
944
01:03:04,030 --> 01:03:05,198
I have a date with Brittany
945
01:03:05,198 --> 01:03:05,782
Whitney?
946
01:03:05,782 --> 01:03:06,782
No, Brittany
947
01:03:07,408 --> 01:03:10,203
Whatever, Will went to the bonfire to try and find my skull
948
01:03:11,370 --> 01:03:12,163
That idiot
949
01:03:12,163 --> 01:03:14,248
You're the only one that can lead me to him
950
01:03:14,624 --> 01:03:16,375
Why in the world would I do that?
951
01:03:17,335 --> 01:03:18,711
Give me one good reason
952
01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:20,505
That I should ditch out on my hot date
953
01:03:20,505 --> 01:03:22,215
So I can help, not one
954
01:03:22,548 --> 01:03:24,383
But two of my exes
955
01:03:24,383 --> 01:03:26,135
'Cause Will may be an asshole
956
01:03:26,344 --> 01:03:28,304
He may be the biggest dick you've ever met
957
01:03:28,304 --> 01:03:30,264
But right now that idiot is out there
958
01:03:30,556 --> 01:03:32,141
Probably freezing his ass off
959
01:03:32,266 --> 01:03:34,644
Trying to find a plastic skull for me
960
01:03:34,852 --> 01:03:37,438
He'd do the same for you, Calamity. You know that
961
01:03:42,985 --> 01:03:43,986
Get in
962
01:03:52,161 --> 01:03:53,579
Thanks for coming
963
01:03:54,831 --> 01:03:56,666
I'm not doing this for you
964
01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:58,042
I'm doing it for Will
965
01:03:58,042 --> 01:04:00,294
You're not still mad at me, are you?
966
01:04:00,294 --> 01:04:02,547
I don't want to get into it
967
01:04:03,589 --> 01:04:05,383
I just... Don't get it
968
01:04:06,092 --> 01:04:09,679
All I ever wanted to do was show you how much you meant to me
969
01:04:10,388 --> 01:04:12,139
I don't know what I did wrong
970
01:04:12,139 --> 01:04:14,892
Izzy, I said I don't want to talk about this right now
971
01:04:15,476 --> 01:04:18,729
You just made me feel so good, Calamity
972
01:04:27,113 --> 01:04:29,198
All my life people have been telling me
973
01:04:29,198 --> 01:04:31,534
Who I am and what I should be doing
974
01:04:32,743 --> 01:04:35,371
My parents told me where I was gonna go to school
975
01:04:35,371 --> 01:04:37,248
And what I should be studying
976
01:04:39,834 --> 01:04:43,087
I dyed my hair pink in middle school and people just labeled me as
977
01:04:43,838 --> 01:04:44,589
The rebel
978
01:04:46,841 --> 01:04:49,510
All my boyfriends just saw me as
979
01:04:51,053 --> 01:04:53,014
Check marks on their list
980
01:04:55,349 --> 01:04:56,383
Until I met Will
981
01:04:57,977 --> 01:05:00,104
He didn't care what color my hair was
982
01:05:01,397 --> 01:05:02,576
He just saw me
983
01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:05,651
For me
984
01:05:08,703 --> 01:05:10,114
Calamity I...
985
01:05:10,114 --> 01:05:12,366
All I have ever been to you
986
01:05:12,366 --> 01:05:14,243
Is a means to an end
987
01:05:17,997 --> 01:05:19,084
We're turning around
988
01:05:19,665 --> 01:05:20,166
But...
989
01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:23,336
We have to go get Will He's been out there all night
990
01:05:24,795 --> 01:05:27,381
It's another mile down this road and it's on the right
991
01:05:27,632 --> 01:05:29,383
You can come back and get him yourself
992
01:05:44,530 --> 01:05:46,901
I hate this car
993
01:05:47,777 --> 01:05:49,654
Well, looks like we'll just have to walk
994
01:05:49,654 --> 01:05:52,615
Will can drive us both back after we find him
995
01:05:53,074 --> 01:05:54,575
Calamity wait
996
01:06:18,862 --> 01:06:19,862
Ugh
997
01:06:22,186 --> 01:06:23,104
Get up
998
01:06:24,772 --> 01:06:25,523
Calamity
999
01:06:28,943 --> 01:06:29,944
Am I dreaming?
1000
01:06:29,944 --> 01:06:32,071
Well... More like...
1001
01:06:32,071 --> 01:06:33,489
Hallucinating
1002
01:06:35,074 --> 01:06:36,150
It's cold out here
1003
01:06:39,036 --> 01:06:40,579
But what are you doing here?
1004
01:06:40,579 --> 01:06:41,579
Well I'm you
1005
01:06:42,164 --> 01:06:44,208
So what are you doing here?
1006
01:06:45,084 --> 01:06:47,128
I'm... I'm here to get back Izzy's skull
1007
01:06:47,753 --> 01:06:48,445
Hmph
1008
01:06:48,671 --> 01:06:50,506
A cheap plastic skull
1009
01:06:51,382 --> 01:06:53,134
You wouldn't risk your life for that
1010
01:06:54,093 --> 01:06:55,720
What are you really doing here?
1011
01:06:58,514 --> 01:07:00,016
I'm here to do right by Izzy
1012
01:07:00,725 --> 01:07:02,226
I'm gonna do what I should have done a long time ago
1013
01:07:02,226 --> 01:07:03,894
And get rid of that damn necklace
1014
01:07:06,384 --> 01:07:07,982
It's metaphorical or something
1015
01:07:08,566 --> 01:07:09,900
You like that kind of shit, right?
1016
01:07:10,276 --> 01:07:11,402
Izzy said that to me
1017
01:07:11,402 --> 01:07:13,404
You really are losing your mind
1018
01:07:13,988 --> 01:07:14,488
Izzy?
1019
01:07:15,781 --> 01:07:17,408
Oh my God, Izzy, I am so sorry
1020
01:07:17,742 --> 01:07:19,827
I was just... I was so focused on getting Calamity back
1021
01:07:19,827 --> 01:07:20,953
And I ended up hurting you
1022
01:07:21,245 --> 01:07:22,371
Please forgive me
1023
01:07:22,663 --> 01:07:25,374
Great. Now you just have to actually say that to me
1024
01:07:25,374 --> 01:07:28,419
Instead of screaming it to yourself in the middle of the forest
1025
01:07:29,933 --> 01:07:31,172
Come on Will
1026
01:08:34,985 --> 01:08:35,653
Look
1027
01:08:35,945 --> 01:08:36,862
Here's his car
1028
01:08:37,780 --> 01:08:39,532
We have to be getting close
1029
01:08:39,990 --> 01:08:42,993
But how are we gonna find him without getting lost ourselves
1030
01:08:43,327 --> 01:08:45,579
We are not doing anything
1031
01:08:46,038 --> 01:08:49,583
I am going to wait right here while you go and find Will
1032
01:08:49,875 --> 01:08:51,377
Please Calamity
1033
01:08:51,377 --> 01:08:54,588
I know I've been a jerk but I really need your help right now
1034
01:08:54,922 --> 01:08:56,674
I can't do this by myself
1035
01:08:58,092 --> 01:08:59,135
Sure you can
1036
01:09:00,344 --> 01:09:02,388
Look, I'm sorry, OK?
1037
01:09:02,930 --> 01:09:04,181
You were right all along
1038
01:09:04,181 --> 01:09:07,685
I was just using you to make me feel better about myself
1039
01:09:08,352 --> 01:09:11,438
I guess I just got tired of being seen as this
1040
01:09:11,814 --> 01:09:12,606
Slut
1041
01:09:13,065 --> 01:09:17,069
And I dove into our relationship without considering your feelings
1042
01:09:17,653 --> 01:09:19,488
I'm sorry Calamity
1043
01:09:24,451 --> 01:09:25,703
It's already getting pretty late
1044
01:09:26,495 --> 01:09:28,497
We need to start searching for Will now
1045
01:09:29,957 --> 01:09:31,834
We should split up to cover more ground
1046
01:09:32,209 --> 01:09:33,961
I'll go this way. You go that way
1047
01:09:36,463 --> 01:09:37,536
Will!
1048
01:09:40,642 --> 01:09:41,642
Will!
1049
01:09:41,926 --> 01:09:42,926
Will!
1050
01:09:47,152 --> 01:09:48,152
Will!
1051
01:09:48,745 --> 01:09:49,745
Will!
1052
01:09:51,763 --> 01:09:52,763
Will!
1053
01:09:54,101 --> 01:09:55,101
Will!
1054
01:09:56,217 --> 01:09:57,217
Will!
1055
01:09:57,960 --> 01:09:58,569
Izzy?
1056
01:09:58,569 --> 01:09:59,278
Will?
1057
01:10:01,071 --> 01:10:01,697
Izzy!
1058
01:10:01,697 --> 01:10:02,697
Is that you?
1059
01:10:03,947 --> 01:10:04,783
Izzy!
1060
01:10:05,242 --> 01:10:06,535
Come towards my voice
1061
01:10:07,953 --> 01:10:08,537
Will!
1062
01:10:10,372 --> 01:10:11,081
Izzy
1063
01:10:12,082 --> 01:10:14,043
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry
1064
01:10:14,043 --> 01:10:15,377
You think I don't know that?
1065
01:10:15,794 --> 01:10:17,713
You dope, you scared me to death
1066
01:10:18,172 --> 01:10:19,757
I don't know what I'd do without you
1067
01:10:19,924 --> 01:10:21,717
Look I got the skull. I got it back!
1068
01:10:21,717 --> 01:10:23,510
You idiot I don't care about that!
1069
01:10:23,510 --> 01:10:25,095
Are you alright?
1070
01:10:26,889 --> 01:10:27,932
Idiot
1071
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:32,311
Come on
1072
01:10:32,311 --> 01:10:33,311
Will!
1073
01:10:33,395 --> 01:10:34,772
Is that Calamity?
1074
01:10:35,231 --> 01:10:37,233
Yes, she came to help rescue you
1075
01:10:38,692 --> 01:10:40,527
Calamity we found him!
1076
01:10:51,372 --> 01:10:52,414
You're ok!
1077
01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:54,917
Yeah I...
1078
01:10:55,084 --> 01:10:55,917
I should be fine
1079
01:10:56,710 --> 01:10:58,170
I can't feel my toes though
1080
01:10:58,170 --> 01:10:58,879
Eh
1081
01:10:59,296 --> 01:11:00,631
Who needs 'em anyway?
1082
01:11:01,548 --> 01:11:02,083
Are you...
1083
01:11:03,425 --> 01:11:04,468
Are you two back together?
1084
01:11:05,219 --> 01:11:05,719
No
1085
01:11:06,971 --> 01:11:08,055
We're friends now
1086
01:11:08,055 --> 01:11:10,933
Yeah, I think I'm gonna take a break from monogomy for a while
1087
01:11:11,433 --> 01:11:12,851
It's overrated anyway
1088
01:11:13,894 --> 01:11:14,812
Let's get out of here
1089
01:11:20,859 --> 01:11:21,235
Will?
1090
01:11:22,194 --> 01:11:23,445
What happened to your hat?
1091
01:11:25,239 --> 01:11:27,408
It must have fallen off somewhere
1092
01:11:28,075 --> 01:11:29,326
I wonder if it misses me
1093
01:11:29,743 --> 01:11:31,662
That's not how hats work, Will
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