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Is this a formal wedding?
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Not that it matters,
in that you're not invited.
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Well, I might want to break in
and stop the thing.
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I don't want to be underdressed.
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Are you fucking serious?
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Dude, it's a really long drive,
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and you know I'm an alcoholic!
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Loudermilk abandoned this group
to go to a wedding?!
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Hey, Father Mike.
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Don't bother coming back here!
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I want you to keep an eye
on him, yeah?
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Dude, he's a grown-ass man.
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Ben!
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Ben?
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Ben, you got to do me a favor,
though, all right?
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I need you to talk to Memphis.
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Hello, Ben.
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Hello, Memphis.
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Can I have
everyone's attention, please?
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I'm sorry to report
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that Loudermilk is no longer
your group leader.
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Is he okay?
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Well, define "okay."
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Is he alive?
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Yes, but once again,
he's put his selfish needs
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ahead of this group's.
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Well, that's what
he always does.
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He says that's how it works.
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Him first, then us.
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It's like putting on
your oxygen mask
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before you're putting on
the kid's in a plane crash.
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Well, he should have
been teaching you
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to put on your own oxygen masks.
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You're not children. You're men.
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And as of today,
you will be treated as such.
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So please welcome
Garret Mason-Burke.
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Great evening, everybrainy!
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That's right.
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I'm not gonna be talking
to your bodies.
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I'm gonna be talking
to your brains.
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Garret is
a Sober Friends instructor
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and also a, uh,
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part-time trainer
for therapy cats.
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Okay.
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Stop blowing my horn, Father.
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You know, despite all my
accomplishments,
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I'm still just a guy
who wants to help people.
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And we're lucky to have him.
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So, take it away, Gary.
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Thank you, Father. Thank you.
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Wow. Look at you all.
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What the hell's a therapy cat?
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That's a great question.
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It's for people
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who need a little more love
in their lives
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than their so-called
loved ones are giving them.
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I like to call it
"e-meow-tional support."
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And I think I have
a friend for you.
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So, Garret.
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Yes.
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What were you addicted to?
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Booze? Drugs?
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Candy?
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Well, I do like a little candy.
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No. Uh, I really didn't
touch any of that stuff.
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You know, anything that I need
is already in me.
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Wait wait wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
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What the fuck
is he talking about?
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Uh...
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How would you know
what we're going through
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if you've never experienced it?
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Training.
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Plus, I have read
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everything there is to know
about addiction.
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So, you've read "Permanent Midnight"
by Jerry Stahl?
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Not the book, no. No.
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But you've watched the movie
version with Ben Stiller?
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Is that the one that takes
place in a scary museum?
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It is if you can imagine
Sacagawea blowing cocaine
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up Teddy Roosevelt's asshole.
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Oh!
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I mean, it's like thinking
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some great football player
you're gonna become
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just by watching
the game on telly.
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Okay, but I have no interest
in playing the game.
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I just want to coach it.
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Does it matter
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whether Bill Belichick
ever played the game?
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Yeah, it does.
And he did, at Wesleyan.
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Oh, he did? Wesleyan?
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Wow. Okay. I didn't know that.
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Okay, let me put it to you
another way.
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A doctor doesn't have to have cancer
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in order to be a cancer doctor.
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Furthermore, why would you want
a cancer doctor who had cancer?
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He'd be riddled with...
with stuff from the chemo.
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He'd be all beat up.
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Guys, think of me as your
healthy addiction counselor,
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one who had enough integrity
not to mess up his life
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and screw everyone around him.
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Hello.
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This is Ben.
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Leave a message, and I'll
get back to you, okay?
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I thought you changed your
fucking stupid-ass message.
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All right?
Where the hell are you?
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You were supposed
to be here an hour ago
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'cause I need to know
what's going on with Memphis.
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Could you, uh, you know,
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if you get a second
and you're not too busy,
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could you fucking call me back?!
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It's Loudermilk.
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Hey.
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Yeah.
Where the hell have you been?
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Um, getting ice.
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Oh, yeah. Likely story, huh?
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Dude, what the hell? Chill out.
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You're acting like a psycho.
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How am I supposed to act, okay?
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My ex-wife is somewhere
getting married.
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My best friend and sponsor
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is fucking off the wagon
and missing.
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Well, go out and find him.
Well, I would!
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But what happens if I go
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and he comes back and I'm gone
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and then I come back
and he's gone?
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And now it's fucking
Abbott and Costello up here!
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You're afraid.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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You're afraid to go out there
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because you don't think
you could do it and stay sober.
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Bullshit.
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See that? You see the four?
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That's a four-year chip.
I'm sober four years.
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Why would I be afraid?
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Because we're in New Orleans...
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and it's Mardi Gras.
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Oh, my God.
I can't go out there.
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Okay, fine.
I'll go out and get him.
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No. No. Unh... unh.
You're even more raw than I am.
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No, I'm not.
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This whole ex-wife thing
has set you back to day one.
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You don't have
to do this for me.
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I'm not doing this for you.
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I'm doing this to get
the fuck away from you.
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Okay. I can live with that.
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♪ I only want you for the money
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So treat me
like I'm solid gold ♪
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Hey.
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Where do you get these?
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Just flash your titties!
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Like this? Whoo!
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Or you can just buy them
over there.
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What?!
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- You promised me...
- No.
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...that you were gonna tell him!
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No, I did not promise you, okay?
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You promised me!
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No, sweetie, I didn't promise
you that I would tell him.
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I said that I should.
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Then I thought to myself,
"Why now?"
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You know what I mean?
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I mean, he's gonna find out
eventually, Memphis.
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And what about me?
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I don't need that kind of stress
right before my wedding.
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Damn it, Ben! This is exactly
what I didn't want to happen.
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So, who the fuck does he think
that I'm marrying?
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Emeril.
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Emeril Lagasse?!
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Emeril somebody. I don't know.
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I kept it vague.
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I can't believe this.
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I knew I should have
told him myself.
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Well, lucky you.
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You're gonna have that chance
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'cause, uh, he's... he's here.
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What?
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He's here. Yeah.
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In New Orleans?
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Yes, he is here. He's here.
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I'm sorry. I couldn't shake him.
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He's like a goddamn deer tick.
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Oh, my God.
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He's not gonna try and pull
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some bullshit
out of "The Graduate," is he?
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You mean, like fuck your mom?
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You know what?
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I'm actually glad that he's here
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because I can't go through this
without him knowing.
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Okay. Sweetheart, look.
Why don't you just calm down?
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We can tell him in a little while
when we're far away.
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What do you think?
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Ben... this is your best friend.
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How could you treat him
like this?
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Where are you going?
I'm gonna go tell him
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because you're too much
of a pussy.
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Okay. All right. All right.
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You're right.
Okay? You're right.
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It's on me.
I said I would tell him.
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And as soon as I get really,
really drunk,
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I will man up
and tell him, okay?
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And maybe we can get
something to eat first.
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Okay.
Let's go get you some food.
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- And then you have to tell him.
- Mm... hmm.
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Definitely. Definitely.
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I'm gonna get really,
really drunk.
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And then, uh, and then I'll...
and then I'll...
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have something to eat.
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And then maybe dessert.
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And then... then
we'll get some coffee.
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And then... And then I'll...
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- All right? Okay. And then I'll tell him.
- You better.
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You sure you don't want to do it
after the honeymoon?
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No. You have to tell him now.
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Okay, I'm gonna tell him.
I'm gonna tell him.
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Okay. All right.
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♪ A fabricated kind of romance
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Where sex and love
are bought and sold
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I only want you for your money ♪
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Uh...
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Yeah, I'm... I'm good.
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Ben!
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Hey, Ben!
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Ben!
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Holy shit.
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I'm sorry.
Could you repeat that?
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Uh, I saw Ben and Memphis
talking,
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and then he kissed her.
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Well, so what?
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I mean, you know,
they're... they're friends.
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Friends kiss.
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On the mouth.
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I mean, there was tongue
and teeth and fucking...
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You're out of your mind!
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Yeah, that's not them.
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Yes, it is. Look at her leg.
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You know how I know
that's not them?
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It's because
she would never, ever
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cheat on her fiancé
before the wedding.
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Never. That's not her.
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Jesus Christ.
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Get your head out of your ass!
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That's not possible.
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Yeah, well, you didn't think
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he'd start boozing,
either, did you?
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This is different.
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A liar's a liar.
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You taught me that.
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You know, I see
what you're trying to do, here.
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You're trying to make me forget
all about this and go back
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so I don't make a fool of myself
at the wedding tomorrow.
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Please tell me that's what
you're trying to do, here.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, my God.
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That's why he's pushing Allison
on me all the time.
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It's 'cause he wants me
out of the picture.
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It's probably also why
he's boozing.
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I mean, can you imagine how much
guilt he's been living with?
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You know what?
259
00:10:25,813 --> 00:10:27,070
I don't want to fucking imagine
260
00:10:27,071 --> 00:10:29,038
about how much guilt
he's feeling!
261
00:10:29,039 --> 00:10:31,546
You know,
that's the problem with you,
262
00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:34,313
is you just jump immediately
to the wrong thing!
263
00:10:34,314 --> 00:10:36,771
He's my friend,
and she was my wife!
264
00:10:36,772 --> 00:10:38,409
Okay?
265
00:10:38,410 --> 00:10:39,938
So I want to worry
about how the fuck
266
00:10:39,939 --> 00:10:42,075
I'm feeling about it,
what I think!
267
00:10:42,076 --> 00:10:43,903
And you know what I think?
268
00:10:43,904 --> 00:10:45,142
I think with that ring
in your nose,
269
00:10:45,143 --> 00:10:48,479
you look like
a skinny hand grenade!
270
00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,846
You're being
a real fucking asshole.
271
00:10:50,847 --> 00:10:52,645
Fuck you.
272
00:12:12,504 --> 00:12:13,902
Hey. What can I get you?
273
00:12:13,903 --> 00:12:14,903
Uh...
274
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,505
Hey buddy, you want something?
275
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:22,543
Yeah.
276
00:12:22,544 --> 00:12:24,101
Bourbon, neat.
277
00:12:55,071 --> 00:12:56,608
Thanks so much
for hearing me out.
278
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,937
Yeah, whatever you want.
279
00:12:57,938 --> 00:12:59,605
Next week,
I'll bring a box for the shoes
280
00:12:59,606 --> 00:13:00,903
in case it rains, okay?
281
00:13:00,904 --> 00:13:02,342
- Don't worry about it.
- I'm not worried.
282
00:13:02,343 --> 00:13:03,671
I just thought
it would be fun and fresh
283
00:13:03,672 --> 00:13:04,710
to put our footwear in bins.
284
00:13:04,711 --> 00:13:06,068
We don't have to do it
285
00:13:06,069 --> 00:13:07,268
unless you think
it's a good idea.
286
00:13:07,269 --> 00:13:08,506
Okay, whatever you want.
287
00:13:08,507 --> 00:13:09,675
Listen,
I really got to go, though,
288
00:13:09,676 --> 00:13:10,843
so just give me a heart hug.
289
00:13:10,844 --> 00:13:12,303
Oh, heart hug. Yeah, okay.
290
00:13:12,304 --> 00:13:14,570
Yes, there it is. So good today.
291
00:13:16,169 --> 00:13:17,607
Oh, hey, gang!
292
00:13:17,608 --> 00:13:18,736
- What was that all about?
- Hey.
293
00:13:18,737 --> 00:13:20,104
- I was just talking.
- Well.
294
00:13:20,105 --> 00:13:21,772
- Talking?
- That was, like, a nice...
295
00:13:21,773 --> 00:13:23,471
- Looked like you were hugging.
- Yeah.
296
00:13:23,472 --> 00:13:25,939
It was a heart hug! Hey, look.
297
00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:27,936
I've been coming to these
meetings for two months,
298
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,904
and Loudermilk has been
a total dick to me.
299
00:13:29,905 --> 00:13:31,742
This guy gets me. He likes me.
300
00:13:31,743 --> 00:13:33,670
He loved my wet-shoe box idea.
301
00:13:33,671 --> 00:13:34,969
You guys laughed at it,
302
00:13:34,970 --> 00:13:36,737
but he thought
it was fucking gold.
303
00:13:36,738 --> 00:13:39,235
Hmm. Loudermilk wasn't nice
to you, but you kept coming.
304
00:13:39,236 --> 00:13:41,672
Well, yeah, but I should want
to come to these meetings.
305
00:13:41,673 --> 00:13:43,141
I shouldn't dread them.
306
00:13:43,142 --> 00:13:45,408
You should want
to stay sober no matter what.
307
00:13:45,409 --> 00:13:47,006
Yeah. Hey, you know what?
308
00:13:47,007 --> 00:13:50,133
Loudermilk talks the talk,
but he walks the walk.
309
00:13:50,134 --> 00:13:52,741
Yeah. That's just a cutesy way
saying he's a fuck-up.
310
00:13:52,742 --> 00:13:56,068
Why don't you go... Fuck you.
311
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,377
Oh, shit.
That's a good one, Oscar Wilde.
312
00:13:59,735 --> 00:14:02,401
- F... Fuck it.
- Way to get him.
313
00:14:09,905 --> 00:14:11,702
Loudermilk?
314
00:14:11,703 --> 00:14:13,640
What?
315
00:14:13,641 --> 00:14:15,168
Have you been...
316
00:14:15,169 --> 00:14:16,966
Hey, asshole!
You didn't pay your tab!
317
00:14:16,967 --> 00:14:19,203
It's cool. I'll get it.
How much?
318
00:14:19,204 --> 00:14:20,902
$14.
319
00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,240
What? For one shot?
320
00:14:23,241 --> 00:14:26,306
Yeah. You're in New Orleans,
not Shreveport!
321
00:14:26,307 --> 00:14:28,904
Drinks are cheap in Shreveport?
322
00:14:31,742 --> 00:14:34,908
Why are you puking
from one shot?
323
00:14:34,909 --> 00:14:39,674
I knew it was a bad idea
when I did it, so...
324
00:14:39,675 --> 00:14:42,470
Dude! Get your shit together!
325
00:14:42,471 --> 00:14:44,967
You've been all up in my ass
about staying on the wagon,
326
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:46,507
and here you are,
puking in an alley!
327
00:14:46,508 --> 00:14:48,304
Hey! What do you not
fucking understand?!
328
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:49,873
All right?
329
00:14:49,874 --> 00:14:52,500
My best friend is marrying
the love of my life tomorrow!
330
00:14:52,501 --> 00:14:54,968
And my dad blew his brains out!
331
00:14:54,969 --> 00:14:56,835
Get over it!
332
00:14:56,836 --> 00:14:58,504
Shit happens!
333
00:14:58,505 --> 00:15:00,502
Hurting yourself is easy,
and living is hard.
334
00:15:00,503 --> 00:15:02,300
You told me that.
335
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:04,808
I said that?
336
00:15:04,809 --> 00:15:06,836
I need better shit.
That's not that helpful.
337
00:15:06,837 --> 00:15:08,104
Come on.
338
00:15:08,105 --> 00:15:09,433
We got to get you some rest
339
00:15:09,434 --> 00:15:11,201
so you can ruin
a wedding tomorrow.
340
00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:14,208
All right. Just let me get
the barf off my pants.
341
00:15:14,209 --> 00:15:16,066
You've got to start chewing more.
342
00:15:16,067 --> 00:15:19,532
There's like...
a whole shrimp in there.
343
00:15:55,866 --> 00:15:58,203
If you're gonna go in,
you better do it now.
344
00:15:58,204 --> 00:15:59,573
It's about to start.
345
00:16:23,838 --> 00:16:25,566
You shouldn't be here, Samuel.
346
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,503
No, it's okay.
347
00:16:27,504 --> 00:16:28,902
It's the groom
who's not supposed to see you
348
00:16:28,903 --> 00:16:30,370
before the wedding.
349
00:16:30,371 --> 00:16:33,167
But then he wasn't supposed
to do a lot of things.
350
00:16:33,168 --> 00:16:35,435
Where's that Humpty-Dumpty
piece of shit?
351
00:16:35,436 --> 00:16:36,704
It's not Ben's fault.
352
00:16:36,705 --> 00:16:38,702
We didn't mean
for this to happen.
353
00:16:38,703 --> 00:16:41,199
Yeah, you know,
that's what people always say
354
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:43,337
when they're fucking
the wrong person.
355
00:16:43,338 --> 00:16:45,335
But thank you for sparing me
the soul mate speech.
356
00:16:45,336 --> 00:16:47,773
Hey, this a church, asshole.
357
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,431
Well, then don't fucking swear.
358
00:16:49,432 --> 00:16:52,268
Loudermilk, please. Okay?
359
00:16:52,269 --> 00:16:54,206
I just like talking to him.
360
00:16:54,207 --> 00:16:56,434
Every time I called him,
he was in such a good mood,
361
00:16:56,435 --> 00:16:57,973
and I needed that.
362
00:16:57,974 --> 00:17:01,039
Oh, my God! The phone thing?
363
00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:02,468
That's an act!
364
00:17:02,469 --> 00:17:03,996
He's... He's not happy!
365
00:17:03,997 --> 00:17:05,764
He's fucking miserable!
366
00:17:05,765 --> 00:17:07,302
Have you spent
any time with him?
367
00:17:07,303 --> 00:17:09,271
I have!
368
00:17:09,272 --> 00:17:11,868
And Ben is a good man, and
he's terrified of hurting you!
369
00:17:11,869 --> 00:17:14,405
No. I'll... I'll tell you
who Ben is, all right?
370
00:17:14,406 --> 00:17:17,502
Ben's the kind of guy who would
steal his best friend's wife.
371
00:17:17,503 --> 00:17:19,700
I was your ex-wife
when I met him.
372
00:17:19,701 --> 00:17:23,496
Um, there's something else
you should know.
373
00:17:23,497 --> 00:17:25,165
Ben started drinking again.
374
00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:27,702
Yeah? So?
375
00:17:27,703 --> 00:17:30,938
Well, then why would
you want to be with him?
376
00:17:30,939 --> 00:17:33,696
Loudermilk's stone sober.
I mean, sort of.
377
00:17:33,697 --> 00:17:35,064
I mean, he had a shot
the other night,
378
00:17:35,065 --> 00:17:36,403
but it... it's not
a big deal, right?
379
00:17:36,404 --> 00:17:39,201
I mean, he's...
he's a changed man.
380
00:17:39,202 --> 00:17:41,767
I know. That's why we broke up!
381
00:17:41,768 --> 00:17:44,434
I thought you broke up
because of the accident.
382
00:17:44,435 --> 00:17:47,162
No. Things happen.
383
00:17:47,163 --> 00:17:49,300
People make mistakes.
I know that.
384
00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:51,038
But he was drunk.
385
00:17:51,039 --> 00:17:52,537
So was I!
386
00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:54,165
He only drove
because I couldn't.
387
00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:56,003
Look, we broke up
388
00:17:56,004 --> 00:17:58,500
because Loudermilk overreacted
to the accident.
389
00:17:58,501 --> 00:18:01,537
All of a sudden, it was about
sober days and meetings
390
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:05,233
and apologizing to every,
single person he knew.
391
00:18:05,234 --> 00:18:08,171
Look, that's your choice.
392
00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:10,628
But I don't want to live
the way that you live.
393
00:18:10,629 --> 00:18:11,936
What way?
394
00:18:11,937 --> 00:18:13,396
Hiding from life.
395
00:18:13,397 --> 00:18:14,934
I like to go out.
396
00:18:14,935 --> 00:18:17,061
I like bars.
397
00:18:17,062 --> 00:18:19,999
I'm sorry if that sounds bad,
but it's the truth.
398
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,236
I'm not hiding.
399
00:18:22,237 --> 00:18:25,264
I quit all that for you, for us,
400
00:18:25,265 --> 00:18:27,102
because I thought we needed
a little stability
401
00:18:27,103 --> 00:18:29,829
and a little sanity.
402
00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:31,837
But stability wasn't what I wanted.
403
00:18:31,838 --> 00:18:33,635
I wanted the man that I married.
404
00:18:38,171 --> 00:18:40,468
Loudermilk, I'm sorry,
405
00:18:40,469 --> 00:18:43,165
but I want to live
the way I want to live.
406
00:18:46,962 --> 00:18:49,768
Bye, Memphis.
407
00:18:53,895 --> 00:18:55,762
♪ Last night, dancing slow ♪
408
00:18:55,763 --> 00:18:57,231
Nice dress.
409
00:18:57,232 --> 00:18:59,299
♪ In turning light ♪
410
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:03,564
♪ With you caught in my eye ♪
411
00:19:03,565 --> 00:19:08,101
♪ Well, twist your ankle,
leave my side ♪
412
00:19:10,168 --> 00:19:11,995
♪ Good night ♪
413
00:19:11,996 --> 00:19:15,862
Somehow, I thought you'd fight
a little harder than that.
414
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,030
♪ Go laugh with all your friends ♪
415
00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:19,369
Yeah. Me, too.
416
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:23,194
I'll meet you
back at the room, okay?
417
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:25,233
What are you doing?
418
00:19:25,234 --> 00:19:26,561
Well, the bride's here.
419
00:19:26,562 --> 00:19:29,398
Groom's got to be
around somewhere.
420
00:19:29,399 --> 00:19:30,896
Go on. Go get your stuff together.
421
00:19:30,897 --> 00:19:33,694
Let's... We're gonna go home.
422
00:19:33,695 --> 00:19:36,432
Okay.
423
00:19:39,828 --> 00:19:41,965
Hey, I'm really sorry
about last night.
424
00:19:41,966 --> 00:19:43,993
I...
425
00:19:43,994 --> 00:19:45,563
You've been
a rock for me this week.
426
00:19:49,628 --> 00:19:50,697
So, thanks.
427
00:20:00,497 --> 00:20:02,634
I'd offer to help,
428
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,831
but you probably don't want
my hands around your neck.
429
00:20:04,832 --> 00:20:06,799
Look. Sam.
430
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,297
Don't "Sam" me, asshole.
431
00:20:09,298 --> 00:20:11,894
Did you really think
you're were gonna be able
432
00:20:11,895 --> 00:20:14,062
to run off with my ex-wife
and get married
433
00:20:14,063 --> 00:20:15,143
and never tell me about it?
434
00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:19,867
To be honest,
that was the plan, yes.
435
00:20:19,868 --> 00:20:21,635
I was also thinking
about changing my identity.
436
00:20:21,636 --> 00:20:23,692
I knew it would be tricky,
437
00:20:23,693 --> 00:20:25,830
but I've always been fond
of the name "Rex Blanton."
438
00:20:25,831 --> 00:20:27,528
Rex Blanton?
439
00:20:27,529 --> 00:20:29,297
That's good.
It sounds like a douche.
440
00:20:29,298 --> 00:20:31,565
How could you do this?
441
00:20:31,566 --> 00:20:33,193
No, hold on. Look.
442
00:20:33,194 --> 00:20:35,201
I did it for me.
I didn't do this to you, okay?
443
00:20:35,202 --> 00:20:36,500
No. I mean, literally,
444
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,368
how could you do this
and me not find out?
445
00:20:38,369 --> 00:20:40,725
I'm... I'm... I'm impressed.
446
00:20:40,726 --> 00:20:42,963
Come on, Sam. You're like
the center of your own universe.
447
00:20:42,964 --> 00:20:44,461
There's a lot of things
you don't see.
448
00:20:44,462 --> 00:20:46,359
Fuck you. Don't pin this on me.
449
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:48,997
No, I... I'm just saying...
450
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:51,894
you got yourself wrapped up in
a lot of other people's lives.
451
00:20:51,895 --> 00:20:53,532
Sometimes, that makes it harder
452
00:20:53,533 --> 00:20:56,999
for you to see what's going on
in your own life.
453
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,327
God damn it, Ben.
454
00:20:58,328 --> 00:21:01,664
I was counting on you.
You know that?
455
00:21:01,665 --> 00:21:03,292
Did you know that
every morning when I wake up,
456
00:21:03,293 --> 00:21:04,630
I think, "Oh, you know what?"
457
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:08,567
If Ben can stay clean,
I can stay clean."
458
00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:09,795
And you lied to me about that.
459
00:21:09,796 --> 00:21:11,363
You lied to me about Memphis.
460
00:21:11,364 --> 00:21:12,933
You lied about everything.
461
00:21:12,934 --> 00:21:14,960
No, I did... No, I didn't lie
about it, okay?
462
00:21:14,961 --> 00:21:16,099
No, I didn't lie about it.
463
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:17,568
I knew it was a shitty thing to do
464
00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:18,696
and it was
morally reprehensible,
465
00:21:18,697 --> 00:21:19,865
but I did not lie.
466
00:21:19,866 --> 00:21:21,234
Yes I did. Actually, I lied.
467
00:21:21,235 --> 00:21:23,461
I'm sorry, okay?
I'm sorry, Loudermilk.
468
00:21:23,462 --> 00:21:28,027
Look, I've never had the sort
of things that you had.
469
00:21:28,028 --> 00:21:30,124
You know, a marriage,
470
00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:36,029
and someone to love me
that I could love...
471
00:21:36,030 --> 00:21:37,767
a soul mate.
472
00:21:37,768 --> 00:21:40,025
Oh! God!
473
00:21:40,026 --> 00:21:42,232
You had to fucking say it,
didn't you?!
474
00:21:42,233 --> 00:21:44,930
Just shut up, okay, please?
475
00:21:44,931 --> 00:21:46,758
Just for a second, let me talk.
476
00:21:46,759 --> 00:21:47,827
Just listen to me.
477
00:21:47,828 --> 00:21:50,594
Look, my whole life,
478
00:21:50,595 --> 00:21:53,931
I've been the guy
that nobody noticed.
479
00:21:53,932 --> 00:21:56,558
I'm 6'3", 275 pounds...
480
00:21:56,559 --> 00:21:57,966
you know, when I'm in shape...
481
00:21:57,967 --> 00:22:00,094
and still,
I'm completely invisible.
482
00:22:00,095 --> 00:22:01,893
Well, I'm fucking tired of it!
483
00:22:05,230 --> 00:22:08,166
I... I needed this.
484
00:22:08,167 --> 00:22:10,964
She make... She makes me feel...
485
00:22:10,965 --> 00:22:12,662
adored.
486
00:22:12,663 --> 00:22:16,028
And I... And I hurt you.
487
00:22:16,029 --> 00:22:18,695
And then... And that...
And that makes me
488
00:22:18,696 --> 00:22:21,592
a piece of shit.
489
00:22:21,593 --> 00:22:24,460
But for the first time
in my life,
490
00:22:24,461 --> 00:22:27,426
I feel like
I actually have a shot
491
00:22:27,427 --> 00:22:29,366
at real happiness.
492
00:22:32,492 --> 00:22:33,831
You know, at least for a while.
493
00:22:37,697 --> 00:22:39,924
So I took it.
494
00:22:43,032 --> 00:22:46,357
You want to hit me?
495
00:22:46,358 --> 00:22:48,794
Why don't you hit me? I mean it.
496
00:22:48,795 --> 00:22:49,894
Why don't you give me
just one shot...
497
00:22:49,895 --> 00:22:51,632
a good, hard one?
498
00:22:51,633 --> 00:22:54,429
- That's fucking childish.
- Is it?
499
00:22:54,430 --> 00:22:56,127
It would make me feel
a whole lot better.
500
00:22:56,128 --> 00:22:56,958
- Would it?
- Yeah.
501
00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:58,025
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
502
00:22:58,026 --> 00:22:58,866
That'd make you feel better?
503
00:22:58,867 --> 00:23:00,223
- Sure.
- Really?
504
00:23:00,224 --> 00:23:01,493
Yes.
505
00:23:03,831 --> 00:23:07,497
All right. Fire when ready.
506
00:23:13,231 --> 00:23:14,231
How's this make you feel?
507
00:23:16,757 --> 00:23:18,424
Way, way worse.
508
00:23:18,425 --> 00:23:19,425
Good.
509
00:23:22,561 --> 00:23:26,227
Goodbye, Ben.
510
00:23:27,696 --> 00:23:29,892
Hey, you two deserve each other.
511
00:23:29,893 --> 00:23:31,830
Come on.
Don't... Don't be like that.
512
00:23:31,831 --> 00:23:32,990
No, no, no, no.
513
00:23:32,991 --> 00:23:33,991
I meanin a good way.
514
00:23:36,597 --> 00:23:37,696
Thank you.
515
00:23:41,532 --> 00:23:43,828
Oh, by the way,
I set your car on fire.
516
00:23:50,422 --> 00:23:53,159
Aah! No!
517
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,427
Son of a... Fuck!
518
00:24:03,490 --> 00:24:05,796
Knock, knock.
519
00:24:05,797 --> 00:24:07,564
You're back!
520
00:24:07,565 --> 00:24:09,792
Yep.
521
00:24:09,793 --> 00:24:11,060
I was worried about you guys.
522
00:24:11,061 --> 00:24:12,929
How was your trip?
523
00:24:12,930 --> 00:24:16,895
It was a... fucking ball.
524
00:24:16,896 --> 00:24:19,822
How 'bout you?
How... How was your, uh...
525
00:24:19,823 --> 00:24:21,090
How are you?
526
00:24:21,091 --> 00:24:23,928
Oh, pretty good. Where's Ben?
527
00:24:23,929 --> 00:24:28,623
Uh, he stayed in New Orleans.
528
00:24:28,624 --> 00:24:31,490
Is he coming back?
529
00:24:31,491 --> 00:24:32,959
No.
530
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,726
No, he's not.
531
00:24:35,727 --> 00:24:36,727
Is he okay?
532
00:24:39,823 --> 00:24:41,160
Ben's moved on.
533
00:24:41,161 --> 00:24:43,258
And he was kind of
a bullshit friend,
534
00:24:43,259 --> 00:24:46,355
and, uh, I... I don't really
want to talk about him.
535
00:24:46,356 --> 00:24:48,893
I'm mailing him his stuff, so.
536
00:24:51,291 --> 00:24:52,689
Okay.
537
00:24:54,498 --> 00:24:56,495
I, um...
538
00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:59,361
I have some extra moving boxes
if you need them.
539
00:24:59,362 --> 00:25:02,388
Oh.
540
00:25:02,389 --> 00:25:04,756
I found a sublet
closer to Carl's place,
541
00:25:04,757 --> 00:25:08,023
so I'm heading over there
at the end of the month.
542
00:25:08,024 --> 00:25:10,361
What? Why are you telling me?
543
00:25:10,362 --> 00:25:12,458
Because I thought
you'd like to know.
544
00:25:12,459 --> 00:25:15,156
Oh.
545
00:25:15,157 --> 00:25:17,962
Okay.
546
00:25:17,963 --> 00:25:19,023
Yeah.
547
00:25:21,660 --> 00:25:25,125
Here.
548
00:25:25,126 --> 00:25:27,293
- I can't keep your
- No. No, I... I don't... want that back.
549
00:25:27,294 --> 00:25:28,822
- I gave that to you.
- I can't keep your last copy.
550
00:25:28,823 --> 00:25:31,190
That's... That's yours. I gave that to you.
551
00:25:31,191 --> 00:25:32,957
And now I'm returning it.
552
00:25:32,958 --> 00:25:34,357
Circle of life.
553
00:25:42,889 --> 00:25:46,554
I, uh... I wish
you and Dr. Heimlock
554
00:25:46,555 --> 00:25:49,221
have a wonderful life together.
555
00:25:49,222 --> 00:25:51,888
And I hope, someday, you grow up
556
00:25:51,889 --> 00:25:53,626
and stop being a dry drunk.
557
00:25:53,627 --> 00:25:54,995
Okay.
558
00:25:54,996 --> 00:25:56,224
So, is this the part now
where you tell me
559
00:25:56,225 --> 00:25:57,722
that if I was a nicer person,
560
00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:59,060
I'd have a lot of friends
561
00:25:59,061 --> 00:26:00,619
and bad things
wouldn't happen to me?
562
00:26:00,620 --> 00:26:03,288
My life would just be blow jobs
and daffodils?
563
00:26:18,792 --> 00:26:20,189
Goddamn it.
564
00:26:20,190 --> 00:26:22,886
Hey. You want me to be real?
565
00:26:22,887 --> 00:26:25,024
You want me to really, really be real?
566
00:26:25,025 --> 00:26:27,292
I have fake bags of garbage
that I'll take downstairs
567
00:26:27,293 --> 00:26:30,259
hoping to run into you
so that we can talk for
a couple of minutes,
568
00:26:30,260 --> 00:26:32,886
even if it's just you telling me
what an asshole I am.
569
00:26:32,887 --> 00:26:35,094
I sat in that lobby
with that record player
570
00:26:35,095 --> 00:26:38,021
for about two-and-a-half hours
with my key in the mailbox,
571
00:26:38,022 --> 00:26:39,520
waiting for you to get home.
572
00:26:39,521 --> 00:26:41,088
And I have mixed feelings
about it,
573
00:26:41,089 --> 00:26:42,956
because your taste in music
is fucking dreadful
574
00:26:42,957 --> 00:26:46,053
and there's really nothing
to be done about that.
575
00:26:46,054 --> 00:26:47,961
Your boyfriend is a coward.
576
00:26:47,962 --> 00:26:50,418
Not because he froze
when that guy was choking,
577
00:26:50,419 --> 00:26:51,757
which he did,
578
00:26:51,758 --> 00:26:53,555
but because he's got you
moving near him,
579
00:26:53,556 --> 00:26:55,423
but he doesn't have you
moving in with him.
580
00:26:55,424 --> 00:26:57,191
And I think that sucks.
581
00:26:57,192 --> 00:26:59,389
And if you do go,
my stomach is gonna hurt
582
00:26:59,390 --> 00:27:01,257
for a very, very long time.
583
00:27:01,258 --> 00:27:02,556
So my stomach
would appreciate it
584
00:27:02,557 --> 00:27:04,254
if you didn't go.
585
00:27:04,255 --> 00:27:06,592
And I would appreciate it, too.
586
00:27:06,593 --> 00:27:08,859
'Cause you standing here
in this hallway's
587
00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:11,628
about the only real thing
in my life right now.
588
00:27:24,324 --> 00:27:27,421
You're making no fucking sense.
589
00:27:27,422 --> 00:27:29,318
Listen to me. This is
a very, very important part.
590
00:27:29,319 --> 00:27:31,956
"When you're up,
you're gonna shimmy-shoo down."
591
00:27:31,957 --> 00:27:35,023
"And that's how you
get over the obstacle of"
592
00:27:35,024 --> 00:27:37,661
"that you want to aaaaahhh,
but you're not gonna."
593
00:27:37,662 --> 00:27:39,419
"You want that warmth.
You want that blanket."
594
00:27:39,420 --> 00:27:41,656
"So you might reach
for that bottle."
595
00:27:41,657 --> 00:27:43,284
"Maybe that glass dick."
596
00:27:43,285 --> 00:27:45,492
Sucking on that glass dick,
right?
597
00:27:45,493 --> 00:27:46,821
I mean, I get it.
598
00:27:46,822 --> 00:27:48,519
But you can't.
You can't go to the dick.
599
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:49,600
You can't go to the bottle.
600
00:27:50,758 --> 00:27:51,557
"You got to go in the heart."
601
00:27:51,558 --> 00:27:53,784
Samuel.
602
00:27:53,785 --> 00:27:55,622
- Oh, hey, Mike.
- "...and that's when the positivity starts."
603
00:27:55,623 --> 00:27:59,758
I see the new guy
finally got his shoe box.
604
00:27:59,759 --> 00:28:01,586
I trust you're not here
to make a scene.
605
00:28:01,587 --> 00:28:02,955
- M... No.
-" You're never gonna see
the shadow behind you."
606
00:28:02,956 --> 00:28:05,252
- Just eavesdropping.
- "Think about that."
607
00:28:05,253 --> 00:28:08,389
in there running things.
I see you got, uh, someone else
608
00:28:08,390 --> 00:28:10,586
Well, what'd you expect?
609
00:28:10,587 --> 00:28:12,425
The group had to continue.
610
00:28:12,426 --> 00:28:14,223
How's he doing?
611
00:28:17,490 --> 00:28:20,217
He shows up on time.
612
00:28:20,218 --> 00:28:22,684
He doesn't shout at the group.
613
00:28:22,685 --> 00:28:25,552
He never uses the word "cunt."
614
00:28:25,553 --> 00:28:27,090
In point of fact,
615
00:28:27,091 --> 00:28:29,087
he follows all the rules
to a "T."
616
00:28:29,088 --> 00:28:30,387
You shimmy-shoo,
you shimmy-shoo,
617
00:28:30,388 --> 00:28:31,555
you shimmy-shoo.
you shimmy-shoo,
618
00:28:31,556 --> 00:28:32,724
And then you pop out,
619
00:28:32,725 --> 00:28:34,153
you pop out, you pop out.
620
00:28:34,154 --> 00:28:35,392
That's how it works.
621
00:28:35,393 --> 00:28:36,850
What the fuck am I looking at?
622
00:28:36,851 --> 00:28:38,188
Listen to me! Listen to me!
623
00:28:38,189 --> 00:28:40,186
- That's good.
- "...that's how it works."
624
00:28:40,187 --> 00:28:42,584
I just really came here to,
uh, clear up the thing
625
00:28:42,585 --> 00:28:45,191
- about me flaking on you.
- "...shimmy-shoo and a pop-out,"
626
00:28:45,192 --> 00:28:48,018
- You mean, to apologize.
- "and that will help you to overcome..."
627
00:28:48,019 --> 00:28:49,517
However you want to put it.
628
00:28:52,425 --> 00:28:54,052
- Well, I appreciate it.
- " If we die..."
629
00:28:54,053 --> 00:28:56,251
This is a bunch
of fucking bullshit.
630
00:28:56,252 --> 00:28:58,617
- I should, uh...
- "No, Cutter, listen to me! You're gonna shimmy-shoo..."
631
00:28:58,618 --> 00:29:00,356
I should go have a look.
632
00:29:00,357 --> 00:29:01,854
Yeah. I'll see you around, Mike.
633
00:29:01,855 --> 00:29:05,051
God forbid you listen
for two seconds!
634
00:29:05,052 --> 00:29:07,559
We have neighbors. It's
completely unacceptable
635
00:29:07,560 --> 00:29:09,217
to have that kind of noise
in here.
636
00:29:09,218 --> 00:29:10,955
- You understand?
- I do understand, Father. I apologize.
637
00:29:10,956 --> 00:29:12,254
I had broken
into a little ditty,
638
00:29:12,255 --> 00:29:14,082
which was an obvious trigger for...
639
00:29:14,083 --> 00:29:15,290
"He's making all the fucking noise
with his Kumbaya!"
640
00:29:15,291 --> 00:29:16,690
Which was a trigger!
641
00:29:16,691 --> 00:29:18,159
Hey, it's Loudermilk!
642
00:29:19,058 --> 00:29:21,585
Any of you fuck-ups wants
to really get better,
643
00:29:21,586 --> 00:29:22,753
you come find me.
644
00:29:22,754 --> 00:29:24,892
Hey, take your shoes off!
645
00:29:36,420 --> 00:29:38,357
♪ I'm gonna die alone ♪
646
00:29:38,358 --> 00:29:40,485
♪ Really alone ♪
647
00:29:40,486 --> 00:29:42,554
♪ I'm gonna die alone ♪
648
00:29:44,322 --> 00:29:46,589
♪ I'm gonna die alone ♪
649
00:29:46,590 --> 00:29:48,587
♪ Yeah, really alone ♪
650
00:29:48,588 --> 00:29:51,823
♪ I'm gonna die alone ♪
651
00:29:51,824 --> 00:29:55,320
♪ Got away with so much for years ♪
652
00:29:55,321 --> 00:29:57,018
♪ It's bound to catch up ♪
653
00:29:57,019 --> 00:29:59,086
♪ And I'm ready for tears ♪
654
00:29:59,087 --> 00:30:02,653
♪ To fall down, down my face ♪
655
00:30:02,654 --> 00:30:06,089
♪ Down my lips without a trace ♪
656
00:30:06,090 --> 00:30:08,416
♪ Got me feeling like this ♪
657
00:30:08,417 --> 00:30:10,714
♪ And I know that I'ma pray ♪
658
00:30:10,715 --> 00:30:12,422
♪ Pray for the night ♪
659
00:30:12,423 --> 00:30:16,419
♪ I lose my life to the devil inside ♪
660
00:30:16,420 --> 00:30:18,257
♪ I hope that I ride ♪
661
00:30:18,258 --> 00:30:20,284
♪ On a silver tire ♪
662
00:30:20,285 --> 00:30:24,450
♪ That keeps me inside
and safely outta sight ♪
663
00:30:24,451 --> 00:30:26,288
♪ I'm gonna die alone ♪
664
00:30:26,289 --> 00:30:28,386
♪ Yeah, really alone ♪
665
00:30:28,387 --> 00:30:30,416
♪ I'm gonna die alone ♪
666
00:30:39,826 --> 00:30:42,226
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