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Your move, Fedorych. � Hang on.

Sit!

What about us, Fedorych? - I'll go like this.

And us... quiet, quiet, quiet...

I'm sick of you, botherer. Sit down! - But Fedorych...

Your move, go ahead

- Yeah, and what are you gonna do without the queen?

Check! -Check!

- That's nothing, we'll get away... - What about us, Federych?

For us--checkmate. - What checkmate?!

Just like that! - Wait, wait!

Hello, Katyusha!

Hello, uncle Kolya!

What's up, eagles?

We've got water, we've got grass, the sun is shining. Life is good, guys.

When are you getting it? - Soon! Still waiting on it...

What's the ride? - "Beemer" 525.

What color? - A greeny!

- And for how much? - After customs and taxes--Twenty. - Cheap�good work!

We should get together for a road trip some time.

Babes are gonna just hop right into a sweet ride like that, right?

- And today's stuff doesn't suit you? - Why not?

Look what monkey there is dancing. - Where?

Oooh, that's Katya Afonina. Me and her went to the same school. She won't give any.

If she doesn't give, we'll take by force. Call her here!

- No, hang on. Let's go to downtown and pick up some chicks. Let's go.

Call her here. Is that too hard for you?

Katya

Katya, Katya, wait a second, I'm going to come down!

Igor, Igor, come with me!

"Igor, Igor... come..." Just like a small child, not a step without me!

Hi, Katyusha! You see... - Hello! What's happened?

Pardon me, Katerina...? --...Sergeevna My name is Igor, by the way.

Pleased to meet you. May I? And may I once more?

- Katerina Sergeevna, do you see this fine, elegant face? - Yes

Our friend, Boris Chukhanov, is a real hero.

- A hero of capitalist labor - Looks just that way

Ekaterina Sergeevna, the thing is that today is his birthday.

And nobody wished him a happy birthday, not even his beloved girl.

And what can I do to help?

Just one sip of cold champaign and a bit of feminine warmth will save the newborn's soul

No, I can't, I'm in a big hurry

- Ekaterina Sergeevna, we beg you. - My grandfather is expecting me

-Five minutes, Katyusha! -I must go home!

-Would you like us to get down on our knees? -No! Crazy people! Get up!

Come with us, then we'll get up! Come? Just 5 minutes.

Bobby! Let's hang the bag here. Nobody will eat it.

And nobody will eat you either.

Here is our friend's humble abode. We live simply, but with taste. Turn left here.

And here we are!

-Howdy -Hello -Come inside.

-What's the beauty's name? -Katya

Katerina Sergeevna, please join us!

Only, guys, let's settle it now: just 5 minutes.

Alright! - 5 each...

He meant, 15 minutes total. -That's for me? -Yep

-Are you kidding! -It's just a glass -No! I cannot!

-Look at the bottle! -No, I cannot!

Don't offend the host! And so, the champaign is in the wineglasses!

Champaign only for me... Real hussards drink tequila --And what do I have?

Tequila is a Mexican vodka - Made of cactus!

So it's the vodka of Mexican hussards!

Let's wrap the trunk. -That means: let's drink.

I will translate from Chukhonsky into Russian.

And now, a toast! - I don't know how...

Ekaterina Sergeevna, gift to us a handsome and soulful toast!

To all that's good!

Well, well, well... More, more, mnore!

Kiss. And now, kiss! - This seems to be a birthday, and not a wedding...

- Whose birthday is it? - What a dimwit?

Oh, yeah, my birthday! - Dug himself in.

That means, he's exhausted, tired!

Katya, sing us something! -Why,does Ekaterina Sergeevna sing as well?

Katerina Sergeevna? Why, she studies at the music academy.

No kidding! Which major?

To be a conductor! - A conductor?

-You probably have that conductor's stick, too? -Most definitely

Katerina Sergeevna, will you show it to me?

And I'll show you my stick! - Very funny...

Well...quite a professional! And the upbringing to show for it.

- Katya, do sing something! - Well, I don't know...what...

Sing something for the newborn here! Katysha, please!

-Bravo!...

Here's to the birthday boy!

And may he have as many illnesses...

...as there are drops remaining in this wineglass!

-This is too much for me. -To good health! -Come on, bottoms up!

-How bitter! -Because it's genuine!

"New Light"!

-I must be going -Wait, Katya! -No, I'm leaving...

- I don't feel too well all of a sudden. - Got hit!

That means it went to the head. That happens.

- It's time for me to go, Vadim. - Alright, I'll see you out. - Sit still!

- I have to... - That will pass soon, Ekaterina Sergeevna!

- My grandpa is waiting - Don't you upset the group now!

- That's it, fellas. Finished! - Come on, Ekaterina Sergeevna. Come on!

- Don't break up the party! - Grandpa will start to worry. - He won't.

Do halt, oh moment, you are wondrous!

But we had agreed.

Agreed. Oh! But you haven't seen our steel pal yet.

- What is it? - It's a sadomasochist tool. Model 3001.

Every morning our hero sits down into this armchair and torments himself.

He readies himself for new battles. After all, business is a battle field.

They get shot up like rabbits.

- Bite your tongue! - Knock on wood.

Katerina Sergeevna, where do you live?

In this building, there.

- In which one? - In that one.

- Oh, I see it, I see... - Only the entrance is from the other side.

I must go now.

Step aside!

- Why do you look at me this way? - Admiring.

- We are admiring you... - Let me through...

- We haven't shown you the library yet - Nor the fun room

Welcome to our cottage...countess! Now go in, go, go!

- Guys, what's with you? - What?!

- What are you doing? - You come to your senses! - Relax!

The joke's over, guys

- Vadim, tell them - Cool down. Relax!

- Try to get the pleasure of it - Guys, have you lost your minds?

Yes, we have. Do confess, Ekaterina Sergeevna...

... that it's hard not to, when gazing upon a kitty like yourself!

- I will scream - Scream then. Scream, Ekaterina Sergeevna!

Will you undress by yourself, or with assistance? Enough, now quiet!

- Quiet, quiet... - Let go, scumbag!

Hurry up, you hear me?!

The sooner we finish, the sooner you'll go home to grandma and grandpa.

- Ouch! Bastard - I'll teach you how to answer! - Beast! Bastard!

Let go!

Now, bitch! It's gonna hurt you a bit.

Mommy! My mommy dear!...

So... Is it hard to be the first explorer?

Wanna have a go again? - Nope.

What a party it turned out to be! Will you come over again?

We'll meet without those idiots... It's ok, I can bear it. I can bear a lot for this.

Hey you! Romantic! Second shift is here.

Enough panting, get up! We finished the whole movie.

Maybe let's all scatter now?

Chickening out? - No. She's my neighbor after all.

Who are her parents?

Donno. She lives with her grandpa. A retiree.

Then what's the problem? Go fix yourself up.

Katryn, we couldn't resist. It's not our fault that Higher powers

sent us a beautiful creation like you today.

God, what filth!

Katerina, we'll fix everything, don't cry! Katya-dear, why not marry me, eh?

Why not? Let's do it tomorrow? Today you need to rest up a bit.

- We'll meet up tomorrow. - Get away, you piece of shit

Piece of shit. Good. Good...

You know, we wrinkled you up a bit today.

So go buy yourself something nice, ok?

May I...

Be my guest, madam!

Think she'll make it?

Sure. Will get home, wash herself off, what else?

- Did you give her money? - Yeah. $50

Woa!

Look at that...

Wow!

Show your hands!

You thief!

Katerina, is that you?

My God!

Katya, what happened?

What's come to be?

Katya, sweet grandchild, dearest tell me, where were you?

Who offended you? Don't keep silent. Tell me!

- Who? - Vadim.

Which Vadim? - Pashutin. With his buddies.

What? Not alone? - Three.

Where? - In the neighboring building, where his friend lives.

Which one, that salesman? - Yeah.

Why did you go there? - They tricked me, said it was a birthday party...

Let's go. Come along, Katenka.

Come my good girl, my dear, my precious. It's all right.

Where are you going?

Katya, just don't be foolish!

Katya, can I leave you alone in there?

Open the door. Open the door!

Fedorych, where are you going?

Leshka, big trouble. Lesha, a disaster, dear.

-Let's go see. What happened? -Big trouble

-Katya... -What's with Katya? -Katya was raped

-Who did it? -That sales guy from the tall apartment building.

- Chukhanov? - And two of his friends. - Animals...

- Look. They're having a party. Celebrating!

Music is playing, like nothing happened.

Is that how things work nowadays?! - Where is Katya?

- At home in the bathroom. - That's bad.

- Why bad? - She's washing off the evidence, Ivan Fedorovich!

- What evidence? - The most basic one, don't you get it?

- She needs to be at the crime lab now. Their documents make good proof.

- It will be a whole other story then. - What, you expect her to carry that... inside herself?!

- Fine, we'll sort it out. Listen to me carefully. - Yeah...

Now you're gonna go home. Don't set your foot out of the house.

Don't let Katya out anywhere.

As soon as she gets out of the bathroom, have her write a report. Got it?

What report, Leshka? I just pray that she lives...

You can't be this way, Ivan Federovich!

They're bastards. They raped not just her, but me also!

Go to Katya. Go home fast!

Bastards...

Alright. So we go in and split them up into separate rooms. How many are there?

Three.

One more thing. At the slightest resistance�punch in the face. No. Nevermind.

Handcuff them before asking questions. A man in cuffs is no longer a man. That's it!

Let's go!

Wait. Come here.

This one? -Yep.

Give me the machine gun.

Who's there?

Hey, is it you pouring the water? My ceiling is about to collapse

I did renovations only a week ago. - Don't open up, you jerk!

Get down! On the floor! - Are you nuts?!

One more step, and you'll get a bird box in your head.

What are you doing? What precinct are you from?

I need to make my call. -Where, the UN? We're warming up the phone for you.

-Thanks -Don't you need a lawyer?

- I do. - Lieutenant!

- Yes sir! - Get him the best lawyer! - Yes sir!

Watched too many movies? Gonna read you your rights now.

We received a report, that a serious crime took place in this apartment:

group rape.

Article 131 of the UK RSFSR: Imprisonment for up to 10 years

Too little!? I would castrate those!

The victim is currently giving evidence to the police.

Aside from you, who else took part in the group fun?

- Who's the organizer? Did you start it all? - Why necessarily me?

Your mug fits the role. If not you, then who? That tall one?

Do you really think that we...

You should be the one thinking! And know that coming clean will be taken into account in court.

That's it, senior lieutenant, write up the protocol of voluntary confession.

One of them admitted to rape.

I did not. Everything was consensual.

Comrade captain. The dishes are broken. One of their faces is scratched up.

And here. Found this in the bathroom.

What's this? Also by consent? By consent? Enough. Write up the protocol.

-I won't sign any protocol. -What?

I won't sign any protocol!

Comrade senior lieutenant, did you hear that? The detainee is showing resistance.

I see, comrade captain. I am prepared to write the report.

- You heard that? Gonna sign now? - No. And you'll get yours for this.

- Look what a fierce one! - You'll get yours anyway.

Some psychopath. It's that same maniac we've been chasing whole year.

Look out the window, lieutenant! -What for?

It's full moon. Psychos come out hunting in full moon.

Did you read that file about maniacs. They eat cut-off female breasts.

I did - And here he is. In front of you!

He eats them raw, and the blood streams down his chin.

Look at his chin, it's all bloodied up.

We didn't cut her anything!

Didn't cut off? �Yeah! Only fucked her? �Yeah!

Write that in the report!

So... One already confessed and gave up all details. He signed the protocol. How about you?

- What about me? - Gonna confess?

To what?

To rape.

Listen, captain. I don't really get what you're talking about.

- Why do like this, captain? - Like what, then?

We could come to an agreement.

Ha! New Russians! Don't deal without a deal!

Everything's for buying and selling. The hope and foundation of the new Russia, yeah?

Why not?

So this is their leader. Their organizer and their sexual prowess..

Write it, lieutenant.

- I won't admit to anything! - After I'm through with you, little bitch,

You will not just admit to this rape...

You'll claim Princess Di's murder as your own. Got me?

- I won't sign anything. - No? - Nope.

- Fine, don't. Stepanov! - Yes, sir? - Come here!

- Send this one straight to isolation ward! - Yes sir! - To share a cell with common criminals

And make sure they know what this piece of filth did to a child!

Do you know what they do to rapists in there?

First, they choke them up with a towel a little, so the body acquires nice softness...

...and femininity... And then your chicky butt serves as a gift to criminals.

And next morning they'll pass you to another cell, as an exchange for a bottle of vodka

- Are you serious? - And the main thing: it's done legally and with justice!

I'll go take a look at how your buddy is suffering on the hook of our criminal justice system.

- Rise up! - Comrade captain! Comrade captain!

- I'm listening - Don't do it. We must sort it out!

- Oh! You decided to talk. - Yep! - Good

We'll write down your testimony

And compare it with that of the rest of the gang

What gang!? The guys got together and drank a bit

Did you rape the girl?

You see... - I asked you, and you, filth, are supposed to answer it!

Or you'll land in the cell in half an hour!

I'm not refusing! - I'm asking you, did you?

We did! � All three? Yes! � Who was first?

You see... - I am asking, who was first?

The fellas said, you go - And you went. � I had to!

Poor man... How you must have suffered!

For sure he's the leader! Pulls the rest like a locomotive. How much do you weigh?

Whaaat? - Your weight in kilograms?

About 100. - Heavyweight!

Just imagine what this stinky heavyweight was doing on top of a child!

By the way, she was already...

What a trash! Katya grew up in front of my eyes.

And the bedsheet is covered in blood. - I carried her tiny in my arms.

Whose blood is it, hers? - I'm no gynecologist, captain.

You will be! I promise you! You broiler chicken!

Write the confession.

-Student? -Yeah -Major? -Structured linguistics

"We all received a bit of learning A bit of something, in some way..."

Yes sir, comrade captain!

What are we watching? �All sorts of stuff Stallion! �It's not my tape.

Total sex blow-out... Intelligentsia! The elite!

Sit respectably. � What do you mean? Sit respectably

It seems to me... - What seems to you?

Comrade captain, things must be sorted out first. The thing is...

The thing is that your accomplices already gave us signed testimony.

From their testimony it follows that you are mainly culpable

You shameful fagget! You enticed the girl into the apartment and arranged it all.

Why me? - Comrade captain...

Oh, you'll answer for that!

Sure I will. I'll write you a letter.

What do you have here? - Group rape

We detained a gang - How many of them?

Three - Who are they?

Apartment owner, Boris Chukhanov. Businessman. Owns stalls at the market place.

Officer Podberezkin! The second is Igor Zvarygin � student.

And third is Vadim Pashutin.

Let's make acquaintance: I am Pashutin, Nikolai Petrovich

Captain Koshaev! We've met before, Nikolai Petrovich.

Last year, you derided me over for the low conviction rate.

So, did they confess? -Yes sir!

The detainees signed the protocols.

You work fast. - Criticism duly noted.

And how did you discover the crime? Guessed it yourself?

No, the neighbors called. They know my idiot boy.

You made so much noise here.

Drunk, insolent, rude guys. Threatened us. Offered us money.

Absolutely convinced they're beyond the law's reach.

Getting saucy, Captain. �My fault -Nevermind. What do you intend to do?

Hand them over to the precinct

And if I ask you to hand them over to the administration?

If you give the command, I'll take them to the administration

And if I simply ask you? It's up to you. Do you have children?

Yes. Two. Girls. Eight and fifteen.

Comrade captain, we established that they do this sort of thing every Wednesday

Are you telling me that they rape someone each Wednesday?

To some degree... - Answer more clearly

Detainee Pashutin confessed. Neighbors concur.

Wednesday has been their "ladies day"

Guys usually do a "bath day" but this threesome here did a "ladies day"

A day of sexual diversions. - You have the testimony? �Yes sir!

Got witnesses? - All in order, comrade captain!

Rise up!

Well, sonny? Had some fun, got some pleasure?

But that slut... - You call Katya a slut?!

Actually, beating up detainees is not allowed, comrade colonel

...even for redemptive purposes. It produces bruises, complaints, problems.

Hand him over to me, captain. There won't be a worse punishment.

Take him. Only give me a written reference

What reference?

" I, so and so, take the rapist Pashutin Vadim

to be kept under house arrest. Date and signature.

You are wrong. You are wrong, captain.

And you? Are you right?

And I will try to prove it to you. I will try.

Where do we take them?

Anywhere but home, I beg you. He will kill me.

If I were sure of that, I would personally take you to your parent.

Then where? - To the precinct. To the cell.

Captain! Maybe to the admin?

Yeah? And in half an hour he'll release them from there. No, to the cell...

Katya! - I am here.

Good morning.

Katya, the tea will get cold.

I can't. Even looking in the mirror is repulsive.

You know, I just remembered on our third floor there is

one good lady doctor. Always says hello...

I don't want it. I'll have to tell her everything.

No need to tell. The whole courtyard knows

The whole courtyard?!

The police came...

Grandpa, what's this, now I can't go out anymore?!

Why is that? - They'll point fingers...

Let them point. I'll unscrew their fingers off of them hands.

What's the story?

Don't worry, Ivan Fedorovich, things are not that bad.

But bad nonetheless.

What did you expect? In this situation, good things don't happen

And your girl is not the strongest type

Oh God! Oh God!

Let her stay home. Time heals all wounds. Main thing is for her to try and forget.

She wont come out of the bathroom. I'm starting to wonder if she hasn't lost her mind...

I noticed nothing like that. She is holding up fairly decent

Thank God!

She's worrying, she has exams - Exams can wait.

Call her college and say she's sick. I'll supply the note

Yes. Good.

Ivan Fedorovich, don't you beat yourself up. Believe me, it will all be ok

Do you hear me? - I do, I do.

You hear?!

What does she like to eat?

Pelmeny. - There. Boil pelmeny for her.

Thanks.

Federych, the semifinals are starting You joining me?

Yeah... It's hard for an old man.

And have you heard of those boys? The were released...

Really? How do you know? See what nice volume!

Life's fine. My voice is fine.

Katerina? Where should she be? At the college.

What? Have you forgotten your daughter's size?

We'll talk when you come over. Bye.

May I?

Mom just called. From Turkey. She'll arrive soon and bring a sheepskin coat for you.

What's your size?

I can't remember.

There's one more thing. A letter came...

They're calling you to the investigator's office.

We must go there, Katya -What for?

The precinct cop says they can hush the case up

Well let them

No, not let them! These scoundrels must sit in prison.

Grandpa, I cannot...

Come now, my dear, don't ... All will be well, you'll see.

No. Nothing will ever be well again.

It will... I give you my word.

Afonina, come in.

May I?

I will wait for you here.

So you came. And here I thought you might have decided to recant.

Recant from what?

From your report. To make peace, for instance...

Fine, let's sort out what we have got with you here

We have nothing with you here.

So you insist that you were raped?

And so, how did it happen? - I wrote it all down.

And the officers also wrote down a ton

I get the impression that they were practically standing nearby

Though they weren't present at the scene of rape

You make fun?

Not at all. If I said something unpleasant, do forgive me please.

I only wish to confirm the details.

So... Do you know Vadim Pashutin for a long time?

Yes, I studied in the same school with him

Were you friends?

No. Maybe once or twice he walked me home from school.

Walked you. Held your hand. Then raped you.

May I go?

Offended? Don't be. I didn't mean to offend you.

You see, the nature of our work is such

that we must deal with all sorts of dirty human excrement

Do sit down.

And these two: Zvarygin and Chukhanov, Did you know them before?

Zvarygin often came to our courtyard. He visited Chukhanov there.

This Zvarygin is a cute guy. Handsome. An athlete.

A favorite among girls. It was he who invited you upstairs that day?

Yes, him and Pashutin. - Yes, him

By the way, at his university they are rather fond of this Zvarygin

Why not? He probably hasn't raped anyone there yet.

That's correct.

Investigator Shevelyov listening!

Oh... It's you. No, can't. Don't come over today. Over and out.

And do you know Boris Chukhanov for a long time? - Yeah.

A year? Ten years? Twenty years? - I am not even 20 years old.

But you are over 10, aren't you? - I am.

So, how many years do you know Chukhanov?

Since he moved into that house.

It's occupied.

So you're acquaintances for a year - We are not acquaintances

Saprygina, take a break!

Granda, wanna some nice aroma? - Stupid woman!

Next question: how often did you visit the apartment where...

...as you insist, you were raped?

Never a single time before that evening.

But you were there that evening, And even had drinks there.

I have witness testimonies that you went there of your own accord

Holding Zvarygin's hand, smiling, while knowing what awaits you there.

If I made it all up, tell me, why do I need to do that?

I'll say. Maybe you want to get money from all three of them.

And maybe you were executing your plan to get their apartment.

Or maybe you hope that one of the three will give and ... marry you.

You think someone can marry me only under the threat of doing time?

No, I do not. But let's tie all the loose ends.

Why did you destroy all traces of the rape? - I didn't know what to do.

Why didn't you go to the doctor? - I didn't know about that.

In conclusion, I have nothing but your emotions to build the case on.

Bastard! I'll find a way to bring him to justice.

Where do they come from?

Grandpa, maybe I really should get one of them to marry me?

Or take away Chukhanov's apartment?

Kidding, Grandpa, kidding.

Shoot, dammit!

"Miami beach has 5,000 home owners from Russia"

Where do they come from? Miami? Damn thieves...

What are you staring at, oldie?

Memorizing....

Unfortunately, the evidence was gathered with clear violations of the procedural norms

And thus cannot be used as evidence

So, apparently, this is why the case is closed due to the absence of a crime.

I agree with that. It's all within the bounds of the law.

And you, daddyo, should take better care in how you raise your children and grandchildren.

Any questions?

Just one. Where do you people come from?

I don't get it. - You will.

Time will come and you will. Shitface! - What?!

Just what you heard! - Get out! And never come again!

Look what a self-important fat mug we got here. You nasty occupier!

Too soon you got cocky about your victory. One day you'll answer for everything, bloodsuckers!

You're using threats, daddyo. Everything here is recorded.

For just one phrase like that...

So play it back every night before sleep. Maybe you'll smarten up.

Though for the likes of you, there is no hope.

Shitface!

-Hello! -Howdy! -Please...

Yeah, nice life... So tell me, how does this work

There's no money in the country, Yet these banks are getting built...

Uncle Vanya, have some tea.

Thanks. - Tea for us, please.

What's this? You can see who goes in and out?

What's your story?

See, I need five thousand dollars

I didn't get you, uncle Vanya. - What didn't you get?

I said: I need 5000 dollars

Gonna do some tourism?

Yeah, something like that.

Lovely village. But the road is terrible. - I was born here.

I understand, uncle Vanya. But this hut is worth 300-500

And I am selling it for $5000

You don't need the hut. You'll knock it down and in half a year there'll be a highwy there.

You know it. Take it?

Yeah, uncle Vanya. You should go into serious business. - Take it or not?

By when do you need the money?

By yesterday.

Hey, Federych!

Hello, Shura!

How's life? - Not bad!

Where did you lose my oldie? - In Turkey. Sold for metal recycling.

How's your grand-daughter? -Good, thanks!

Grandpa, is that you? -Me, Katya, don't worry

I was worried sick

I went to the village to see how things are there...

You should have seen what happened here!

Tell me what happened. - That one came over.

Which that one? � The colonel. - What for? � Brought money.

What money? - The usual money.

And did you take it?!

I had no idea it was money. I open the door, and he stands there dressed in civilian clothes...

And says: "Forgive, Katya, if you can."

I felt a bit lost, and he left! - Shoulda shoved that money in his snout! So that he constipate for a month!

Right down his throat!

There! Take it!

You shouldn't have done that, old man. - I've done nothing yet!

Only planning to? -Planning

Bless you!

Aunty Masha Artemova came by.

Left the keys.

Where's she off to? �To her village. She asked to look after the budgie.

For a while? - She said for about 3 weeks

What, they already know it all there? - Where?

There... upstairs

Wait for me! Be right there!

It will get cold, Grandpa!

Hello, Ivan Federovich! -Howdy!

Oh, Innokentii!

Innokentii, have you forgotten me yet?

Innokentii...

Open to no one. Hear me?!

Grandpa, why did you put on this rag? To Moscow!

You think if you wear a rail cap, they'll let you ride for free?

Maybe they will. For free.

Punks!

What's the rake for?

"Curious Barbara... got her nose torn off".

Grandpa, what's on your mind? You changed so much... but how?

For the best, Katya, for the best.

At my age it's too late to change for the worse.

Grandpa! Tell me you're not going to Moscow to file a complaint.

Enough of complaints!

Is it real?

Gas-based.

Which? - Gas.

Take it, daddyo. I'll give you a veteran discount.

Gonna take..

What do you need, a piece?

A Gaubitz...

Or better yet... a rifle.

What, you decided to become an assassin? Are you for real, daddyo?

Shut your hole. Or else a fly might fly in. You'll swallow.

No, just look what TV does to people, eh!

Daddyo, were you stuttering about getting a weapon?

You're the one stuttering. I'm expressing an interest.

Well, let's go.

Let's go.

Only I warn you in advance...

The money is not on me. - Where then?

Want the address written down?

Or you'll memorize?

Here? -Yep

Leave it here, daddyo

Hi

So you need a whip?

You young ones need a whip to chase your babes. I need a rifle.

We call it a whip in our lingo, because of the sound its shot makes.

Ever heard it? - I had the occasion

It has a dry, biting sound. Like a whip snapping.

So, I need a... whip with an optic aim. - What for?

Gonna go hunting - And the optics?

So as not to spoil...the animal skin

Makes sense. But why did you decide that you can buy those goods here?

I watch TV - Yeah, that's for sure.

Need the olives?

What's that, bullets? -He catches on quick!

Well, and olives... about 20.

Why so many?

Gonna fry them with potatoes

We have a professional here.

Someone bothered you so badly?

Yeah...

What about going to the authorities?

Where is that authority? Just offices with flags, and each one has a dork sitting in it.

Try giving them money.

What you spend on one rifle, you can buy off any of them.

They're all bought off already.

And now pops, I'm gonna cover your eyes. Does that press too much?

I can take it

Very good.

Over here? - Yeah, to the right.

Yeah, pops, it's a small thing.

Small caliber, as I imagine, won't suit you.

And this one?

This is a good machine. SVU. Means, shortened.

With a noise blocker? - No, pops. With a flame extinguisher.

No, guys, I need it with a noise blocker!

Some cliental we have nowadays!

Fine. We have one custom-made.

Its buyer didn't come in time - Let's see it!

Shura, bring it out!

But it'll be $1500 more

But only for you, as a veteran -And as a participant of Kulikovskaya battle (1380)

Comes with the noise blocker!

Just so.

And the aiming distance? -Ha! Smart lad!

If not drunk, you'll hit a matchbox from 300 meters away

Ready? - Yep.

No, that won't do. Imagine that you have a chamomile leaf in place of your finger

There, the top jackdaw on the aim. And don't breath, like you're at X-Ray.

Then catch the moment between the heart beats

Ready?

Ready...

Go.

Pops, you're a real sniper!

Holy cow. A real Voroshilov Sharpshooter!

What bullets are you getting? - What do you have?

Regular. And combustible.

Both.

Say you don't wanna damage the skin? - Changed my mind

How many?

Give me ten each

With extras...

I live my whole life with extras. Who knows what's coming.

Extra matches, gas, bread. And now extra bullets. Lord!

Hello, Vanya. -Hello.

Hey, anybody alive in here?! -Grandpa!

You, my dear!

Hello. - Oh, dad!

What a coat. Just like the Snow-Maiden!

David. - Hi

Dad, what's up? Get undressed.

Go wash. -OK

Let's go, kitty.

Forget, Katya, forget. Like nothing ever happened.

Here! You know, if I... David, shut your ears!

If I tried to remember all my bastards, including your father!

I'd lose my mind. Katya dear... Katya

Don't, mom. I can't.

Where I come from, they'd have their throats cut. A man would never let a woman be offended.

U-huh. And when they were robbing me of my money in Warsaw, you ran away. You shut up!

I'll go talk to grandpa.

Man is at fault. Of course...

There. My heart could feel it. - What?

Why did you sell the house so cheap?

Let's have a shot of whiskey - Let's, dearest, go ahead.

Dad!

We really need the money, dad. Our goods in Vladivostok are not moving.

Bail us out. David will go and sort it out.

That one?! -Yeah

Is your next husband... gonna be from kindergarten?

-Enough, dad. -Why do you choose all kind of crap?

If he wasn't any good there in the mountains, what do you need him for?

But dad... our bags...

He can carry them. Better this guy than our old one: drunk and ragged.

Lord forgive... Dad, we really need the money. Dad!

I don't have any

How is that? Half of it from the house sale is legally mine

Legally... - Yeah...

I have no money!

I spent it.

Are you playing in a casino? Going for strip-tease? This is such huge money!

Listen, you lousy seller! Shut up!

Don't get offended, David baby. Our daddy is elderly and full of old-regime habits.

David, baby! - Fine. Dad, what's with you?

Your own daughter is barely left alive. And all's on your mind is money.

And men.

You never used to be like that

Olya

They messed you up... worse than Katya...

If you don't give the money, I'll take it from the colonel

What colonel? - From Pashutin.

He'll put up! For his son's sake.

Hey, hey! What are you up to?

Out! - Dad! Stop it, come on, dad!.

Daughter baby!

Grandpa, how are you? - Fine, fine.

Why do you always frighten me?

Oh! Don't worry, I won't die.

I cannot die just yet

-Hey, Fedorych! �Hi -Hey!

Oh, hey, Fedorych! Sit down. - You're still making a ruckus, Slavka?

Fedorych, when are you coming back to the big game?

What big game. I am a professional spectator.

You should not be a spectator, but a coach instead.

Wednesday. Look at the life! Drinking, partying, having fun!

They partied plenty, the freaks!

" She has departed..."

Horse and rook against queen. Queen is stronger.

Check! - What do you suggest, Fedorych?

Can't die from a check. Move the king away.

Over here! Faster!

What happened?

What nonsense! Looks like a champaign bottle exploded.

And tore the balls off??

Grandpa, what's up?

Tired...

What was the noise there?

Something exploded.

These days something explodes every day.

It's war...

Only I don't know who is fighting whom.

Who's the ambulance for?

The student... - Which?

That same one

Zvarygin?

I don't know their names and last names, and don't want to know

What did you drink? �You already asked. - I'm asking, what was the drink?

Champaign. �And what, it exploded? - Yeah

Where was he sitting

Here

Played with a weapon? - Where would we get one?

A grenade, an explosive. - No.

Maybe he had one in his pocket?

No, he was in his underwear

Yeah, it was hot, he was in his undies. Why do you stare like that?

I want to understand, what happened here!

Maybe there were others here? - No

And the maidens? -What maidens?

It's Wednesday.

So? We don't do that anymore.

Well, nothing will help your buddy. He is castrated.

But to save you, I must know what just happened here.

Save? -From what?

That's what I'm trying to figure out.

Who is it? - I don't know.

Whom are you expecting? - No. You must have made some mistake.

Sit still!

Here I am.

Like me? - Very much...

Come in. We've been long expecting you.

Where are you going, young man? There's plenty of work for you without me there.

Yohoo!

Howdy, Fedorych! - Hey, hey.

Listen, I had one idea.

Let's write a letter to the Attorney General together?

What? - Let's go to the Attorney General.

Oh... Yeah, let's. Thanks for the advice.

Where do you go these days? I stop by, you're never there.

I travel...

They say in America old people do nothing but travel.

Bastards...

So, did you manage? Any questions?

No. It's all stated clearly.

Though some commas are missing. Your associates' grammar leaves much to be desired...

I'll explain for those who are thickheaded and hard of hearing.

The expert confirms, that it was a bullet. Got it? A b u l l e t.

The same one that ripped the balls off your pal.

Let's start with basics. Did you have a weapon?

I already answered that one.

If you don't believe me, you can start up an investigation.

Let your bone-breakers beat the confession out of me

Let them write their protocols and send their dogs to follow me.

Get out! - What?

Yeah, guys...

That's the life we have now

Look. Look! - Wow! What a ride!

Yeah... See how the New Russians drive around

Problems? - Is your car brand new?

If you added some more money, I'd buy myself a new one.

Listen, Boris, let me take it for a ride, will you?

Maybe I can wash your engine? -Wash your mug, you scarecrow!

Stop any foreign car on the street, and it's full of weapons

What happened? - How should I know

Maybe they placed a mine? - What freakin' mine!

Really, just like kids!

Grandpa, are you home?

What's the commotion in the courtyard? - Why, what is it?

Haven't you heard? - No.

You sat in the bathroom the whole day?

Your whole life will pass you by.

What were you doing by the car?

Asking about your buddy's health?

He got burned a bit.

But he's conscious now. - Which part of his body got damaged?

Spine. Buttocks. - Balls.

I see you get pleasure from talking about it

Want me to tell you a secret? - Yeah...

You are next

I don't get it

You get everything.

You got everything. So, there will soon be among us one more not quite finished off.

If you're super lucky, of course. - And if I'm not?

We'll do your burial rites...

You think this is coincidental?

A bullet hole in the gas tank cap.

That means Igor, too.

But you read the expert's testimony.

You didn't get jack, I see. On account of your intellectual inadequacy.

It says there clearly: bullet. B U L L E T !

So what's going on then?

Someone's shooting you up, bunnies. - Who?

Try and remember, whom you offended, Whom you've offended and bullied.

Who would have grounds for such rapid shooting

Good boy! You figured right!

Now it will be hard to get at you...

Unless, of course, he will want to shoot through the window.

But he won't shoot through the window.

The way I see it, he is showing creative diversity.

I wonder what it is he has prepared for you.

What day is today? - Wednesday

It happened to Igor on Wednesday, too.

And today is Wednesday, too.

And we pranked that slut on a Wednesday, too.

Two already got theirs for that prank. Got it real good. From the soul!

And you were left for a chaser. For a desert.

What to do then? - You must run. Run and never look back.

Thank, dad.

Look what we've come to. You're calling me dad. By next Wednesday you'll say mama.

What am I calling her now?

"Old woman" or "Moms" anything but "Mother"

Pride won't allow it? Grandeur? Got big in one place. It'll get torn off soon.

Grandpa home? - No.

Alright, I'll come by later. - Do come in.

So how are you? You look good. - Thanks.

Where is your traveler? - Went to the store.

Then he'll be back soon. Got it.

Aren't you saving electricity? - Not really.

And these don't seem to be yours. - They're aunty Masha's

Which aunty Masha? - The one from 14th building block.

Artemova? �Yep - Maria Gavrilovna?

She left for the village. Left her keys to us. - Coming back soon?

She said about three weeks.

I see. Let me have some water.

Come inside. - I'll come by in about 20 minutes.

Thanks. Don't see me out.

How interesting. Sold the house.

Interesting. Every crime leaves a financial trace.

Ivan Ivanovich, can you send me two reliable lads?

Absolutely no problems. Will be at your place in 5 minutes. - Good!

Will the owners object? - The owner there is an old man

Retirees can be nervous. - That's just the case

What are we looking for? Weapons, documents, drugs?

Well, if you find all that, I have no objections.

Actually, I am more interested in weapons. Bullets, shells.

And also a rifle with a good range.

Stand up, please.

Grandpa, what are they looking for?

Their conscience

They lost their decency

What's this? Huh?!

What is this?

A piece of paper.

Not just paper. It's a calendar sheet. I found it in the garbage can

And so what? - What's this sign on the Wednesday?

An "X" - What does it signify?

It signifies an X.

Acting smart...

Police! Robbers in the apartment! Liberty Field Str 12...

How dare you!

How dare YOU, sir colonel?

Watch it, old man, don't miss.

I won't.

Easy, boys.

Allow me to do it myself.

May I speak to Ivan Fedorovich?

Hello. - Excuse me, who are you?

Artemova, Maria. - What do you need him for?

I need my keys. - What keys?

From the apartment. - From which apartment?

From mine. I was away.

Where's the keys?

Which? - From this woman's apartment

Comrade colonel, maybe these?

Mam, are these your keys? - Yes, they are.

Follow me, boys

And you, too, citizen.

Look, eagles!

Oh, what's with me? There's a short-cut here. Do excuse me.

What's happened? - I'll go and see

What an man!

An ideal spot for shooting

Clear.

Searched everything?

Goes without saying, comrade colonel.

It's you.

I know it's you.

Here's what I'll tell you, you people's avenger

If anything happens to my Vadim... - Too late.

What's too late?

You realized it too late.

It's already happened.

What?...

What did you say?

What did you say!?

After him!

Of course it's happened...

If he's turned into a rapist, something wrong happened to him long ago.

What's going on here?!

I am also trying to understand...

Who the hell knows!

Vadim! Vadim, my boy! Vadim!

Comrade colonel! What are you doing, comrade colonel!

Easy, easy. Like that...

Ambulance! A gunshot wound. Liberty Field Str. 12, apt. 4.

Yeah... And take psychiatrist too. There's another one here, seems like he's lost it.

Fedorych! Would you come in.

In? - Yeah, here.

Well. - Not good, Ivan Fedorovych

What's not good?

Not good, leaving your tools around, all over the place.

What do you need the tools for?

You have no more house in the village.

That may be the case, Alesha

Only life's gotten too hard.

One cannot make it without tools anymore.

No way.

You see it yourself...

That's it, Ivan Fedorovych

The verdict is final. No appeals.

Expropriation of the property follows.

Free to go!

How should I live now?

Free to go.

Thanks, Alesha.

Fedorych! Did they let you go?

No one ever stopped me.

Fedorych, let me kiss you! - Stop it!

Fedorych, let me at least shake your hand. - What a leech!

Here we go... - Slava...

Until dawn everything stand in stillness Doors won't squeak and the flame won't ignite

Only out there somewhere in the alley A harmonica wonders alone

Only out there somewhere in the alley A harmonica wonders alone

First it roams to the fields through the gateway Then it comes back again and again

As if seeking somebody in darkness And it can't find them out there

As if seeking somebody in darkness And it can't find them out there