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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:45,070 --> 00:00:48,779 What did you get done? Oh, a "swing analysis". 2 00:00:50,270 --> 00:00:51,988 Who did it? 3 00:00:52,150 --> 00:00:54,903 Marco! Now I get it! 4 00:00:56,190 --> 00:01:00,980 I have to go. I have to work on my own swing. 5 00:01:02,110 --> 00:01:07,389 When the tunnel is finished you'll be in Amsterdam within ten minutes. 6 00:01:07,550 --> 00:01:10,110 Who says you can't buy happiness? 7 00:01:15,830 --> 00:01:19,709 Living and holidays in one. An ideal combination. 8 00:01:22,150 --> 00:01:25,267 Excuse me. Sorry! Thank a lot. 9 00:01:25,630 --> 00:01:29,703 Gentlemen, Gijs will take over. I have a plane to catch. 10 00:01:54,350 --> 00:01:56,102 Good afternoon. 11 00:01:57,070 --> 00:01:58,583 Take a left... 12 00:02:10,350 --> 00:02:14,309 We've got a minor leg issue. - I'm coming. 13 00:02:14,470 --> 00:02:16,426 Satisfied? - Sure. 14 00:02:25,190 --> 00:02:26,509 One thing... 15 00:02:26,670 --> 00:02:30,663 Another glass of champagne? - Sure. I'll get it. 16 00:02:33,670 --> 00:02:35,183 I'll join you. 17 00:02:52,390 --> 00:02:55,427 We're expecting some turbulence. 18 00:02:55,590 --> 00:02:59,822 So please return to your seats and fasten your seatbelt. 19 00:03:32,230 --> 00:03:37,020 It was a real pleasure again, Mrs Meyer. - Gotta go. Gotta go. 20 00:03:38,070 --> 00:03:41,858 Surprise! Let's celebrate our six years together. 21 00:03:42,030 --> 00:03:43,907 We just did. Didn't we? 22 00:03:44,070 --> 00:03:46,709 It's time for a child. - Great idea! 23 00:03:46,870 --> 00:03:50,465 Let's adopt a Chink for 50 euro. - No. 24 00:03:51,350 --> 00:03:53,910 I want a real child. - What do you mean? 25 00:03:54,070 --> 00:03:55,947 Our very own baby. 26 00:03:56,110 --> 00:03:59,307 A baby? You're never home. - But you are. 27 00:03:59,950 --> 00:04:03,340 I don't want a baby. I'm perfectly happy. 28 00:04:03,510 --> 00:04:06,627 Just wait till you have a baby in your arms. 29 00:04:06,790 --> 00:04:11,022 Don't get your hopes up. I really need to think about this. 30 00:04:11,190 --> 00:04:15,024 No you don't. Throw the pill away and stop flying. 31 00:04:15,190 --> 00:04:18,421 I'll screw you daily till you're pregnant. 32 00:04:19,830 --> 00:04:21,627 Daily? - Yes. 33 00:04:30,430 --> 00:04:37,188 THE HAPPY HOUSEWIFE 34 00:04:43,070 --> 00:04:44,901 Lea, I got some advice. 35 00:04:45,070 --> 00:04:48,460 They say the artist is hot and prices are rising. 36 00:04:48,630 --> 00:04:51,303 It looks like a good investment... 37 00:04:52,390 --> 00:04:56,781 ...in the future of our child. - Mr Meyer, I love investing... 38 00:04:56,950 --> 00:04:58,986 ...but I'm not pregnant yet. 39 00:04:59,310 --> 00:05:01,221 You aren't? - No. 40 00:05:01,550 --> 00:05:03,541 Oh God, Mrs Meyer! 41 00:05:04,030 --> 00:05:05,782 What can we do? 42 00:05:06,990 --> 00:05:09,345 To start with, just sit down... 43 00:05:10,870 --> 00:05:13,304 Mrs Meyer can dust you down. 44 00:05:35,590 --> 00:05:37,979 This was the one, I can feel it. 45 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:40,461 Let it sink in. 46 00:05:43,390 --> 00:05:46,462 Come on, ladies. Put the ball in the hole. 47 00:05:47,630 --> 00:05:49,029 Come on! 48 00:05:55,590 --> 00:05:58,263 Lea. - Hey, Marco. 49 00:05:59,230 --> 00:06:01,221 Long time no see. 50 00:06:01,950 --> 00:06:03,508 You're pregnant. 51 00:06:05,390 --> 00:06:07,858 Nice. I was just passing. 52 00:06:13,870 --> 00:06:15,906 Lea, are you okay? 53 00:06:16,070 --> 00:06:17,947 Out! Get out. - Why? 54 00:06:18,110 --> 00:06:22,626 I'm supposed to drop it on the green? - What about my gear! 55 00:06:28,230 --> 00:06:31,347 Can you cope? You're not in labour, are you? 56 00:06:31,510 --> 00:06:34,547 No! I'm not walking back! What do you think? 57 00:06:34,710 --> 00:06:36,302 Bye, Marco. 58 00:06:45,990 --> 00:06:51,701 Darling, this is for you. Because you're the first and that's really great. 59 00:06:53,030 --> 00:06:55,828 Great stories about water birthing. 60 00:06:55,990 --> 00:06:58,902 And they do it among the dolphins! - Sexy! 61 00:06:59,150 --> 00:07:00,265 Have babies! 62 00:07:00,430 --> 00:07:04,628 If I want to see a dolphin, I'll take the baby to Sea World. 63 00:07:05,070 --> 00:07:07,868 If it gets stuck, I'll have a caesarean. 64 00:07:08,030 --> 00:07:11,227 You'll be fine, you always are. Hop in. 65 00:07:12,150 --> 00:07:15,665 Mum, did I tell you I want Brigit to be at the birth? 66 00:07:17,790 --> 00:07:19,269 Just kidding. 67 00:07:19,430 --> 00:07:22,308 No really. You don't have to. No way! 68 00:07:22,870 --> 00:07:27,500 Did you notice? I haven't drunk for nine months. I'm having a baby. 69 00:07:27,910 --> 00:07:31,869 You have a name? - We're seriously considering "Kees". 70 00:07:34,590 --> 00:07:38,629 With a C for... or a K for knob? - The K for knob, of course. 71 00:07:38,790 --> 00:07:41,987 This is a worst-case scenario in my belly, Ma. 72 00:07:42,150 --> 00:07:43,663 Justin Case. 73 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:47,743 Maybe he'd have loved a grandchild. - I don't think so! 74 00:07:47,910 --> 00:07:50,663 He hated children. They freaked him. 75 00:07:51,190 --> 00:07:55,183 Be grateful your kid will never meet his grandpa Kees. 76 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:59,628 You're right. Let's drink to that. - I'm so down. 77 00:07:59,870 --> 00:08:04,944 I don't want to live. - That's enough, guys. 78 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:07,101 Have some fried banana. 79 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:18,345 Harry! 80 00:08:29,070 --> 00:08:30,947 Come on... 81 00:08:31,830 --> 00:08:32,979 Come on! Oi! 82 00:08:34,230 --> 00:08:37,028 Come on. - He's not listening, really. 83 00:08:45,110 --> 00:08:48,500 What are you looking at? You think it's hot too! 84 00:08:49,190 --> 00:08:52,023 This is a strange time... - Stop whining. 85 00:08:52,190 --> 00:08:55,387 This is serious! An orgasm can induce labour. 86 00:08:55,550 --> 00:08:59,589 Can you manage? - Yes. I just can't always reach. 87 00:09:02,990 --> 00:09:04,981 This bit makes me horny. 88 00:09:09,190 --> 00:09:14,583 Sounds like you found it. - Damn it! God damn it! 89 00:09:21,030 --> 00:09:25,581 Is that your orgasm? - No, moron. It's a contraction! 90 00:09:26,070 --> 00:09:29,028 Honey, it's working. Here. 91 00:09:30,390 --> 00:09:35,020 Oh, Lea. It's starting. We're having a baby. 92 00:09:35,190 --> 00:09:38,944 I have to do rhythmic breathing. - Yes, go on then! 93 00:09:39,110 --> 00:09:43,069 I forgot that dumb old song! How did it go? 94 00:09:47,150 --> 00:09:50,745 Relax and breathe, Lea! 95 00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:57,427 Oh, that song! That goes smoothly. - Very good. You're doing great. 96 00:10:00,230 --> 00:10:02,186 Contraction over, Harry! 97 00:10:02,390 --> 00:10:05,860 How far have you dilated? Take off your pants. 98 00:10:07,790 --> 00:10:11,226 This is handy. Do we use this? 99 00:10:11,670 --> 00:10:12,739 "We"? 100 00:10:12,910 --> 00:10:15,822 It's a birthing stool, to help gravity. 101 00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:18,458 Try pooping on your back. 102 00:10:19,550 --> 00:10:21,541 I bore all my children on that. 103 00:10:22,870 --> 00:10:25,430 Tilt your pelvis and try to relax. 104 00:10:31,190 --> 00:10:35,422 Not bad. Three centimetres. - Three centimetres! 105 00:10:37,550 --> 00:10:42,226 I'm going home for dinner. Call if the contractions get to 5 minutes. 106 00:10:42,390 --> 00:10:46,144 Home? What about us? - There's nothing I can do. 107 00:10:46,310 --> 00:10:50,462 I'll fetch dinner. Italian, Sushi, Chinese? 108 00:10:50,630 --> 00:10:54,020 I'll go get it. It will be fun. Right? 109 00:10:57,310 --> 00:11:00,700 I got some Indonesian too. It might be a long night. 110 00:11:02,950 --> 00:11:06,306 These prawn crackers are great. - Thanks. 111 00:11:06,510 --> 00:11:08,466 How many kids? - Three. 112 00:11:09,430 --> 00:11:12,945 My partner Irene is having our fourth, in 5 months. 113 00:11:13,110 --> 00:11:15,988 Christ! Do you have to eat that crap here? 114 00:11:16,630 --> 00:11:18,029 Are you okay, honey? 115 00:11:19,070 --> 00:11:24,383 My pelvic floor is being torn asunder and you chat with a dyke about crackers! 116 00:11:24,910 --> 00:11:28,346 Jesus Christ! But I'm just fine. - Sorry. 117 00:11:29,070 --> 00:11:30,503 We'll leave you to it. 118 00:11:33,870 --> 00:11:36,987 Christ! - It can be hard for some. 119 00:11:50,950 --> 00:11:52,303 Can you manage? 120 00:11:57,270 --> 00:12:00,228 I can't get to sleep. I'll try the couch. 121 00:12:00,630 --> 00:12:03,428 Call me if you need me. - Fine. 122 00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:41,102 And? Am I a father yet? 123 00:12:42,670 --> 00:12:43,898 Nope. 124 00:12:45,110 --> 00:12:48,261 Get dressed. It's 6 AM. I'll call Machteld. 125 00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:55,750 Four centimetres. - Jesus! 126 00:12:56,030 --> 00:12:59,147 Well, ladies? - Four centimetres. 127 00:12:59,470 --> 00:13:02,143 Like this we'll get a baby next year! 128 00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:06,019 Keep your chin up. - Have you ever had 20 hours labour... 129 00:13:06,190 --> 00:13:08,260 ...for 4 lousy centimetres? 130 00:13:08,550 --> 00:13:13,544 Machteld, I want a caesarean. - That's a very serious operation. 131 00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:17,225 You'll need anaesthetic. - Great. I can't wait. 132 00:13:17,590 --> 00:13:21,549 Maybe it's hospital time. Her contractions are too weak. 133 00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:28,269 We're witnessing a unique biological event. 134 00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:30,342 A dilating woman. 135 00:13:31,030 --> 00:13:34,147 Judging by her face... - Get lost, Harry! 136 00:13:36,510 --> 00:13:39,149 She's aggressive. End of take one. 137 00:13:39,910 --> 00:13:42,470 This will induce contractions. 138 00:13:42,670 --> 00:13:46,265 It's quite powerful. They'll hit you now. 139 00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:53,505 All right. Bring them on. I'm ready and waiting. 140 00:13:54,830 --> 00:13:58,345 We'll have to help, or the baby will suffocate. 141 00:13:58,510 --> 00:14:02,708 I've suffocated for 24 fucking hours, but no one cares! 142 00:14:05,270 --> 00:14:08,182 Please, no cutting. - I have to. 143 00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:11,906 Push! Push, Lea. - You push, you fat dyke! 144 00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:22,269 What's wrong? - It's entangled in the umbilical cord. 145 00:14:22,430 --> 00:14:25,069 Just cut her open further. - Harry! 146 00:14:25,310 --> 00:14:27,870 Machteld, please. 147 00:14:31,190 --> 00:14:33,306 Easy, honey. 148 00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:36,662 It's too bad, but you need a gynaecologist. 149 00:14:39,030 --> 00:14:40,509 Good evening. 150 00:14:41,830 --> 00:14:45,027 George Clooney. - I'm Maurice Kallenbach. 151 00:14:45,190 --> 00:14:47,579 Lea Meyer. - Harry Meyer. 152 00:14:48,110 --> 00:14:51,420 Hello Machteld. We need more force, Mrs Meyer. 153 00:14:51,590 --> 00:14:53,387 You can call me Lea. 154 00:14:55,990 --> 00:14:57,867 Let's see. Heart rate? 155 00:14:58,990 --> 00:15:01,902 I'll see how far you're dilated, Lea. 156 00:15:02,590 --> 00:15:06,026 I remember. Almere! That's where you play golf? 157 00:15:08,270 --> 00:15:10,147 You too? - Yes. 158 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,585 What's your handicap? - Twelve. 159 00:15:12,750 --> 00:15:14,263 Yours? - Eight. 160 00:15:15,470 --> 00:15:18,189 Can we talk about my handicap, Maurice? 161 00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:22,787 I'm afraid there's no other way. - Not the scissors. Please. 162 00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:26,738 I don't want to be cut again! - You don't want to tear! 163 00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:28,543 I thought as much. 164 00:15:34,230 --> 00:15:36,983 We're going to try the vacuum pump now. 165 00:15:38,390 --> 00:15:39,743 It's just fine... 166 00:15:40,310 --> 00:15:43,222 It'll feel strange when I insert the cup. 167 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:48,349 Press on the next contraction... 168 00:15:52,350 --> 00:15:54,625 Lea, Push. - I can't. 169 00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:02,143 Shit! 170 00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:05,620 It fell off. The head is probably malformed. 171 00:16:07,990 --> 00:16:12,108 It'll be fine. We'll try something else, Lea. 172 00:16:13,950 --> 00:16:18,546 You're doing great. It's for our child. - You mean your child. 173 00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:22,669 You wanted it. But you're not getting anymore. No way! 174 00:16:23,790 --> 00:16:27,749 What's that. Harry, look. I don't want that. Sorry. 175 00:16:29,870 --> 00:16:32,259 It's for our child. - Let go of me! 176 00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:34,022 Filthy Nazi! 177 00:16:34,550 --> 00:16:37,701 He's having difficulty breathing. 178 00:16:42,190 --> 00:16:43,703 Push. 179 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,709 Harry, I'm sorry. 180 00:17:21,430 --> 00:17:24,422 Just get rid of it. Just get rid of it. 181 00:17:25,750 --> 00:17:28,901 No funeral. Let's just adopt a Chink kid. 182 00:17:36,870 --> 00:17:38,667 You did well, woman. 183 00:17:41,150 --> 00:17:43,380 Honey, look! 184 00:17:44,110 --> 00:17:45,589 He's a bit blue. 185 00:17:50,790 --> 00:17:54,465 And he's got a pointed head, but he'll be fine. 186 00:17:57,590 --> 00:17:59,546 I'm so proud of you. 187 00:18:26,750 --> 00:18:28,024 Don't drift off! 188 00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,865 Drink up. 189 00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:47,865 I have to drink less and eat healthy. 190 00:18:49,870 --> 00:18:52,338 I have to live to a hundred! 191 00:18:52,830 --> 00:18:56,948 I want to see it all with this little guy. - Hi, dears. 192 00:18:57,110 --> 00:18:59,624 Here I am. - Hi, Mum. 193 00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:06,942 What a cute baby! Hello there, gorgeous grandson. 194 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:12,183 Can't you produce any milk? You have to persevere. 195 00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:17,265 Breast milk is the best for a baby. I nursed you both for a year. 196 00:19:17,430 --> 00:19:20,467 Say: "Hello, Granny." 197 00:19:20,630 --> 00:19:24,100 Stop it. You make me feel like I'm 80. 198 00:19:24,390 --> 00:19:29,544 Congratulations. I have to hold my grandson. 199 00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:36,907 Watch his head. - So you made it! 200 00:19:40,790 --> 00:19:44,624 You really had to work hard, didn't you? 201 00:19:44,790 --> 00:19:49,181 Henriette, let's go downstairs and have some cake. 202 00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:51,864 Bring your grandson along. 203 00:19:53,470 --> 00:19:56,985 His head will get back in shape, won't it? 204 00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,308 Look at him. 205 00:20:06,110 --> 00:20:07,384 Are you happy? 206 00:20:16,190 --> 00:20:20,945 The itsy, bitsy spider... - Why don't you put him in his crib? 207 00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:23,741 I'm afraid I'll lie on him. 208 00:20:24,830 --> 00:20:29,381 Of course. Come on. We're try out our own bed. 209 00:20:43,790 --> 00:20:48,306 Here's a nice warm bath for you. I'll add some Epsom salts. 210 00:20:48,470 --> 00:20:53,863 You have to sit on this. Get a good soak. That's good for your stitches. 211 00:20:54,030 --> 00:20:58,467 Careful. It's very slippery. Come on. Are you okay? Come on. 212 00:20:59,110 --> 00:21:00,623 Hold my hand. 213 00:21:04,110 --> 00:21:07,341 Would you like some cake? - No thank you. 214 00:21:07,790 --> 00:21:12,625 Junior doesn't want to be nursed? - No, Lea won't nurse Junior. 215 00:21:12,790 --> 00:21:15,748 Quite right. He's done enough damage. 216 00:21:17,470 --> 00:21:19,665 Are you really ripped apart? 217 00:21:22,110 --> 00:21:26,900 From front to back? - From front to back, yes. 218 00:21:29,190 --> 00:21:31,420 That's quite a picture. 219 00:21:33,070 --> 00:21:36,983 It makes giving birth look easy as pie. 220 00:21:38,350 --> 00:21:40,625 I know you told me not to. 221 00:21:40,790 --> 00:21:43,862 But only because you have no man and no choice. 222 00:21:44,350 --> 00:21:45,863 That's bullshit. 223 00:21:46,950 --> 00:21:49,987 I never wanted a child, with or without a man. 224 00:21:50,830 --> 00:21:52,024 Why not? 225 00:21:55,510 --> 00:21:58,502 Because! I have to get back to work. 226 00:22:02,310 --> 00:22:05,063 Hang on in there. - Bye. 227 00:22:24,790 --> 00:22:29,420 It's a magnificent ode to Father Leo. He was a Renaissance man. 228 00:22:29,590 --> 00:22:33,663 He even ran a hospital. But he wasn't an evangelist. 229 00:22:33,830 --> 00:22:37,027 Leo didn't care about the soul or the afterlife. 230 00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:41,627 He always said: I work with people who have to be happy now. 231 00:22:41,790 --> 00:22:45,988 That Impressed me. - You've written a wonderful book: 232 00:22:46,350 --> 00:22:50,582 Leo: A Man with a mission. I understand that Father Lea... 233 00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:53,344 ...Lea? - Father Leo, of course. 234 00:22:53,630 --> 00:22:57,623 He wants to be buried here in Santpoort, not In Indonesia. 235 00:22:57,790 --> 00:23:00,543 He wanted that: Back to his birthplace. 236 00:23:00,710 --> 00:23:05,943 So where should I go, Matthijs? - He's In the Kennemer Chapel. 237 00:23:06,110 --> 00:23:10,820 Right. The Kennemer Chapel. Got it. 238 00:23:12,270 --> 00:23:15,899 Leo: A man with a mission. Lea: A woman with a mission. 239 00:23:16,150 --> 00:23:18,300 A man and woman with a mission. 240 00:23:18,470 --> 00:23:22,099 Leo. - Sweetie, what are you up to? 241 00:23:24,710 --> 00:23:27,099 It's the middle of the night. 242 00:23:32,830 --> 00:23:35,219 Go back to sleep, okay? 243 00:23:37,030 --> 00:23:39,783 Lea, what are you doing? 244 00:23:39,950 --> 00:23:42,225 I'm stirring soup, okay? 245 00:23:42,390 --> 00:23:45,826 You need your sleep. - I need something else. 246 00:23:45,990 --> 00:23:48,709 You just gave birth. - But you didn't. 247 00:23:51,270 --> 00:23:53,420 I just don't feel like it. 248 00:24:06,670 --> 00:24:09,468 Good morning. - Morning. 249 00:24:12,030 --> 00:24:13,429 Sleep well? 250 00:24:18,750 --> 00:24:21,310 MATTHIJS BREAKDOWN? 251 00:24:25,950 --> 00:24:28,703 Harry, don't you want to get back to work? 252 00:24:29,630 --> 00:24:31,427 Yes, but... 253 00:24:31,590 --> 00:24:34,980 ...I figured it was too early for you. - No. 254 00:24:35,150 --> 00:24:38,267 We've got Joke, right? She does everything. 255 00:24:38,430 --> 00:24:41,900 Really? - Why don't you go to work today? 256 00:24:42,590 --> 00:24:47,425 If you say so. Then I'll hand out the cake. 257 00:24:56,190 --> 00:24:59,580 Joke? Why don't you take a day off? 258 00:25:00,670 --> 00:25:02,706 My mum's coming round. 259 00:25:02,870 --> 00:25:05,828 She wants to play with her grandson. 260 00:25:05,990 --> 00:25:09,824 It's all right. I have to do the laundry, hoover and shop. 261 00:25:09,990 --> 00:25:12,982 My mum will do that. Really. She'd love to. 262 00:25:13,150 --> 00:25:18,019 Working is not a punishment. - I just want be alone. Okay? 263 00:25:19,990 --> 00:25:21,548 All right. 264 00:26:50,350 --> 00:26:53,740 NO LOVE, NO SUFFERING 265 00:27:13,990 --> 00:27:15,662 Ouch. My stitches. 266 00:27:15,870 --> 00:27:19,385 Sorry. I have an appointment with Father Leo. 267 00:27:21,910 --> 00:27:23,582 Get out of the way. 268 00:27:32,710 --> 00:27:35,224 Leo, I'm here. 269 00:27:36,510 --> 00:27:38,501 Talk to me, Leo. 270 00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:44,185 Hello, little girl. 271 00:27:47,630 --> 00:27:48,665 What!? 272 00:27:57,630 --> 00:27:58,949 Come with me. 273 00:28:02,750 --> 00:28:06,584 Thanks a lot! I still don't know my vocation! Damn it. 274 00:28:08,110 --> 00:28:09,828 Is that your baby? 275 00:28:14,750 --> 00:28:16,024 Get lost! 276 00:29:05,950 --> 00:29:07,383 Little guy? 277 00:29:28,150 --> 00:29:29,788 What's up? 278 00:29:37,110 --> 00:29:39,908 Where's Joke? - I sent her home. 279 00:29:41,150 --> 00:29:42,139 Why? 280 00:29:44,790 --> 00:29:46,508 It's okay, son. 281 00:29:46,830 --> 00:29:50,140 There's something wrong. I don't feel well. 282 00:29:50,550 --> 00:29:53,860 Honey, the birth was a real trial. 283 00:29:54,030 --> 00:29:57,909 And you're hardly getting any sleep. Poor child. 284 00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:07,380 Look at this beautiful little guy we made together. 285 00:30:10,190 --> 00:30:13,068 Remind me how we made him, Mr Meyer. 286 00:30:13,230 --> 00:30:15,869 Lea! What about Junior? - He's asleep. 287 00:30:16,030 --> 00:30:18,419 Not now, Lea! - So when? 288 00:30:37,950 --> 00:30:40,544 You really must get some sleep. 289 00:33:02,870 --> 00:33:04,826 Goodness, you're cold. 290 00:33:05,470 --> 00:33:06,505 Cold. 291 00:33:07,470 --> 00:33:10,860 Are you okay? - I'm doing really well. 292 00:33:11,630 --> 00:33:15,509 It's just the two of us again. Just the two of us. 293 00:33:18,070 --> 00:33:22,507 Just lie still. It's fine like this. Everything's all right. 294 00:33:22,670 --> 00:33:27,744 Lea, that's fine, but I have to go to the bathroom. 295 00:33:28,310 --> 00:33:30,665 I'll be right back. 296 00:33:40,670 --> 00:33:42,069 Where is he? 297 00:33:45,950 --> 00:33:48,305 Damn it. Lea? 298 00:33:48,670 --> 00:33:50,149 Where's Junior? 299 00:33:52,390 --> 00:33:54,460 What did you do to Junior? 300 00:33:55,990 --> 00:33:59,141 Where could one hide a baby? Let's think. 301 00:34:00,390 --> 00:34:04,463 In the garbage or glass container? - Act your age, damn it. 302 00:34:16,910 --> 00:34:18,662 Damn it, Lea! 303 00:34:38,590 --> 00:34:43,186 Harry... If we get rid of him, everything will be alright. 304 00:34:44,350 --> 00:34:48,104 Come on, get rid of him and we can start over. 305 00:34:54,030 --> 00:34:55,509 You stay put. 306 00:34:56,110 --> 00:34:58,021 I'll go give him a bottle. 307 00:35:04,030 --> 00:35:06,669 Mrs Meyer, please... 308 00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:09,790 Your husband is very worried. 309 00:35:15,310 --> 00:35:18,108 It must be serious if he's worried! 310 00:35:20,030 --> 00:35:22,419 How are you feeling right now? 311 00:35:26,470 --> 00:35:31,419 How are you feeling right now? - I can hear you. I'm not deaf. 312 00:35:31,590 --> 00:35:37,062 Right now? I feel great. Yes, I feel just fine! 313 00:35:38,350 --> 00:35:40,181 Yes, I feel fine. 314 00:35:41,750 --> 00:35:47,666 I have a few stitches and they're quite painful. I have 500 of them, you see. 315 00:35:48,190 --> 00:35:52,024 Mrs Meyer. You put your baby in a box. 316 00:35:52,190 --> 00:35:57,059 No, not in a box. He came out of my box. 317 00:35:58,270 --> 00:36:00,420 I have to explain that to you? 318 00:36:00,590 --> 00:36:03,468 Calls himself a doctor! Excuse me. 319 00:36:05,830 --> 00:36:08,139 We'll call the Crisis Service. 320 00:36:17,830 --> 00:36:23,109 The Crisis Service, I presume? - That's right. I'm Dieter van Vliet. 321 00:36:23,270 --> 00:36:25,340 And you are? - No, I'm not. 322 00:36:25,950 --> 00:36:29,260 Pardon? - You're Dieter van Vliet and I'm not. 323 00:36:30,550 --> 00:36:31,505 Get it? 324 00:36:31,750 --> 00:36:36,266 You just gave birth, right? Was it a boy or a girl? 325 00:36:37,390 --> 00:36:38,869 A girl. 326 00:36:39,150 --> 00:36:43,302 I thought you had a son? - So why did you ask? 327 00:36:47,910 --> 00:36:50,788 Shit. God damn it. Where is he? 328 00:36:50,950 --> 00:36:55,501 Your son is in his crib. Your husband just gave him a bottle. 329 00:36:58,630 --> 00:37:00,143 Really? 330 00:37:01,150 --> 00:37:02,265 Don't lie to me. 331 00:37:05,230 --> 00:37:06,948 Thank God. 332 00:37:07,110 --> 00:37:11,069 Lea, why did you put your son in a box? - What? 333 00:37:12,310 --> 00:37:15,939 Jesus, don't you start too. - Your husband says... 334 00:37:18,950 --> 00:37:20,986 I'm completely ripped up. 335 00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:26,339 Do you want to see. - No thanks. 336 00:37:26,510 --> 00:37:30,583 Harry didn't do a thing. He just stood and watched. 337 00:37:30,750 --> 00:37:34,299 You didn't do a thing, asshole! 338 00:37:38,230 --> 00:37:41,825 Oh, my little guy is dead. He's dead. 339 00:37:45,830 --> 00:37:48,298 No, he's not! There he is. 340 00:37:48,630 --> 00:37:50,621 Ha, ha. You fell for it. 341 00:37:51,310 --> 00:37:54,507 He's only 3-days old and can't even roll over. 342 00:37:54,670 --> 00:37:57,184 I think it might be wise if you... 343 00:38:46,510 --> 00:38:47,989 Harry! 344 00:39:30,430 --> 00:39:33,069 Your husband will be here soon. 345 00:39:46,950 --> 00:39:51,944 We put Lea in isolation and gave her some medication. 346 00:39:52,910 --> 00:39:58,826 The medication usually takes about five days to kick in. 347 00:39:59,590 --> 00:40:03,344 We have to find the right dose, of course. 348 00:40:03,630 --> 00:40:08,658 And during a further admission, we may need to... 349 00:40:09,230 --> 00:40:13,906 Further admission? - Next week the court will decide... 350 00:40:14,070 --> 00:40:17,949 ...whether Lea can go home or has to stay here. 351 00:40:18,110 --> 00:40:21,546 A court case? About me? - That's right. 352 00:40:22,470 --> 00:40:25,985 With real judges? And white bibs? 353 00:40:26,430 --> 00:40:31,788 Harry, this is very important. What should I wear? 354 00:40:32,870 --> 00:40:36,943 Trust me, I'll win. I'm going home. - That would be great. 355 00:40:41,990 --> 00:40:43,548 Thank you. 356 00:40:44,070 --> 00:40:46,186 It'll be fine. - Hey, hot stuff. 357 00:40:46,430 --> 00:40:51,060 I just feel it. It'll be fine with this pink suit. We're going home. 358 00:40:52,470 --> 00:40:54,620 We're going home. Trust me. 359 00:40:55,030 --> 00:40:56,861 This is the way to do it. 360 00:40:59,830 --> 00:41:04,540 Act normal and we're out of here. - I'll be really professional. 361 00:41:09,870 --> 00:41:14,227 Mrs Helena Henriette Meyer has been admitted... 362 00:41:14,390 --> 00:41:19,703 ...and we are here to decide whether she has to stay here. 363 00:41:20,030 --> 00:41:21,509 Mrs Meyer... 364 00:41:22,390 --> 00:41:23,618 Your Excellency. 365 00:41:27,910 --> 00:41:31,346 I took them. I swallowed them all. 366 00:41:32,070 --> 00:41:34,061 Good stuff, by the way. 367 00:41:35,590 --> 00:41:40,425 Can I ask a question? How long will this take? We have a child to raise. 368 00:41:40,590 --> 00:41:46,028 The acute stage is over but while stabilizing, the psychosis may return. 369 00:41:46,470 --> 00:41:48,904 So it might be advisable... 370 00:41:50,350 --> 00:41:52,420 Please sit down, Mrs Meyer. 371 00:42:00,070 --> 00:42:02,379 Now you say something. 372 00:42:02,550 --> 00:42:04,268 Go ahead, Mr Meyer. 373 00:42:04,950 --> 00:42:06,463 Take it away, Harry. 374 00:42:11,350 --> 00:42:13,466 I think Dr Mulder is right. 375 00:42:14,790 --> 00:42:19,420 As my wife won't stay here voluntarily... - No way, Jose! 376 00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:26,184 Do you think your wife is still a danger to herself and her surroundings? 377 00:42:26,350 --> 00:42:27,942 No. Absolutely not. 378 00:42:29,350 --> 00:42:31,466 It runs in the family. 379 00:42:32,070 --> 00:42:35,949 Her father committed suicide when Lea was nine. 380 00:42:37,150 --> 00:42:40,460 How does my father fit in? Another question. 381 00:42:40,630 --> 00:42:44,862 My Dad was depressed as hell and I'm sunny. So what's the game? 382 00:42:45,030 --> 00:42:46,543 Or am I crazy? 383 00:42:46,790 --> 00:42:50,180 Was her father ever committed? - No. 384 00:42:51,390 --> 00:42:56,259 Her mother suggested it might be best to keep Lea her for a while. 385 00:42:56,430 --> 00:42:57,419 What? 386 00:43:10,150 --> 00:43:11,629 Bastard! 387 00:43:14,750 --> 00:43:15,705 Lea! 388 00:43:15,870 --> 00:43:20,546 Goodness, I must be mad! Good thing my husband had me locked up. 389 00:43:22,390 --> 00:43:23,709 Sorry... 390 00:43:23,910 --> 00:43:27,585 Harry, you can't leave me with these imbeciles!? 391 00:43:32,150 --> 00:43:36,268 I don't want to be there. Please, I don't want to be there. 392 00:43:37,030 --> 00:43:38,622 Take me home, Harry. 393 00:44:09,070 --> 00:44:11,425 Cynthia. This is Lea. 394 00:44:41,150 --> 00:44:42,788 You understand, Lea? 395 00:45:24,030 --> 00:45:25,588 I don't have time... 396 00:45:27,950 --> 00:45:30,020 Watch out! 397 00:45:35,190 --> 00:45:36,748 Calm down. 398 00:45:36,910 --> 00:45:40,505 It'll be alright. - Take it easy, Mrs Schreuder. 399 00:45:41,510 --> 00:45:43,978 That's her way of saying hello. 400 00:45:44,150 --> 00:45:46,345 Are you okay? - No. 401 00:45:46,830 --> 00:45:51,142 I have no idea what I'm doing here. - There's a day programme. 402 00:45:51,550 --> 00:45:55,748 And we do group therapy. I'm sure you'll be there. 403 00:45:56,070 --> 00:46:00,825 I'm sharing a room, but my insurance covers a single room. 404 00:46:02,750 --> 00:46:05,139 Sometimes we're short of space. 405 00:46:05,630 --> 00:46:08,906 But I'll see what I can do. - Please do. 406 00:46:10,750 --> 00:46:12,069 She's crazy. 407 00:46:59,270 --> 00:47:03,707 Lea! What are you doing here? Come inside. 408 00:47:06,470 --> 00:47:08,028 It's cold. 409 00:47:10,470 --> 00:47:14,622 Charles told me you were outside in the rain last night. 410 00:47:14,790 --> 00:47:16,906 Did you see someone outside? 411 00:47:18,150 --> 00:47:19,299 You knew him? 412 00:47:21,870 --> 00:47:24,225 Let's talk about your father. 413 00:47:24,390 --> 00:47:27,063 What? - Let's talk about your father. 414 00:47:29,830 --> 00:47:31,422 My father... 415 00:47:32,830 --> 00:47:35,344 He drowned himself in a lake. 416 00:47:35,950 --> 00:47:39,579 That was 20 years ago. We haven't heard a word since. 417 00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:41,706 No cards, no phone calls! 418 00:47:42,430 --> 00:47:44,660 A dead father is a father too. 419 00:47:44,830 --> 00:47:46,502 How profound! 420 00:47:52,110 --> 00:47:55,261 What? You want to see me cry? 421 00:47:57,430 --> 00:48:00,069 I never shed a tear over that man, so... 422 00:48:00,230 --> 00:48:02,300 You never cried for him? - No. 423 00:48:02,510 --> 00:48:04,740 Never ever. Beau. 424 00:48:05,350 --> 00:48:08,820 Can I ask little Lea something? - Little Lea? 425 00:48:09,150 --> 00:48:12,904 I'll see if she's here. Little Lea? 426 00:48:13,590 --> 00:48:18,027 Little Lea? The doctor wants to ask you something. Okay? 427 00:48:18,350 --> 00:48:21,467 What's it like not to have a father anymore? 428 00:48:22,750 --> 00:48:26,459 Good riddance to bad rubbish, my mother always said. 429 00:48:29,870 --> 00:48:34,660 Everyone gets four potatoes. I only get two. They're out to kill me. 430 00:48:34,830 --> 00:48:39,426 Why d'you think so, Lidwien? - On 1200 calories you starve to death. 431 00:48:39,590 --> 00:48:42,821 Theo! Theo! Thank you Mr Zevenhoven. 432 00:48:43,070 --> 00:48:46,665 What's going on, Theo? - My house is too big. 433 00:48:47,470 --> 00:48:50,542 I get lost in all that empty space. 434 00:48:51,710 --> 00:48:55,544 I'd like to stay here for a while. - That's possible. 435 00:48:55,790 --> 00:48:58,782 Did you ever fly? - Yes. 436 00:48:58,990 --> 00:49:03,108 I was a flight attendant. - That's great. 437 00:49:03,870 --> 00:49:06,430 I'm Zevenhoven: Captain. 438 00:49:07,310 --> 00:49:10,746 Are you flying to Nairobi with us today? - What? 439 00:49:10,910 --> 00:49:16,667 Listen: They want me to fly that crate, but I can't. I'm stuck here. 440 00:49:16,910 --> 00:49:19,822 You're retired, Mr Zevenhoven? - But... 441 00:49:19,990 --> 00:49:23,187 Sit down. - This flight attendant is my crew! 442 00:49:23,350 --> 00:49:25,261 Why else would she be here? 443 00:49:25,430 --> 00:49:28,706 Perhaps you can explain why you're here, Lea? 444 00:49:32,550 --> 00:49:35,110 Beats me! - For swimming lessons? 445 00:49:35,750 --> 00:49:39,220 Swimming lessons? Your ring. - I just gave birth. 446 00:49:39,390 --> 00:49:42,700 I have Ground Zero between my legs, so I sit on it. 447 00:49:42,870 --> 00:49:44,223 Gave birth? 448 00:49:45,470 --> 00:49:48,143 ...to a baby? - No, to a dog, sketchpad! 449 00:49:48,310 --> 00:49:52,189 So you're a Mum? - A real doctor at last. 450 00:49:54,630 --> 00:49:56,939 What about my room? 451 00:49:57,790 --> 00:50:00,429 That single room we talked about? 452 00:50:00,590 --> 00:50:02,740 Take a seat, Enzo. 453 00:50:09,870 --> 00:50:14,386 Broccoli is just a cabbage with a university degree. 454 00:50:14,710 --> 00:50:16,541 Jesus was fond of it too. 455 00:50:19,950 --> 00:50:23,465 It's common to think you're Jesus. 456 00:50:23,750 --> 00:50:26,469 Maybe Jesus had a disorder too. 457 00:50:26,630 --> 00:50:31,420 Maybe there was a real Jesus before him, but no one listened. 458 00:50:31,590 --> 00:50:35,378 Suppose that our Jesus, the one from the year dot... 459 00:50:35,550 --> 00:50:40,749 ...had a delusion he was Jesus, but he managed to convince everyone. 460 00:50:40,910 --> 00:50:44,220 So he went down in history as the real Jesus. 461 00:50:44,390 --> 00:50:46,346 You see what I'm saying? 462 00:50:47,910 --> 00:50:49,980 Ping-pong? - No. 463 00:50:50,790 --> 00:50:53,179 Well, I'll just stay fat then. 464 00:50:55,510 --> 00:51:00,220 You should eat your broccoli. It contains vito-chemicals. 465 00:51:00,830 --> 00:51:02,627 It stops cancer. 466 00:51:13,910 --> 00:51:15,946 Don't do that. Come on. 467 00:51:34,230 --> 00:51:39,827 Harry and Lea's answering machine. We can't pick up the phone right now. 468 00:51:40,830 --> 00:51:42,946 Speak after the beep. 469 00:51:51,230 --> 00:51:54,779 Well, what a lovely blue friend you have. 470 00:52:05,750 --> 00:52:07,547 God damn it. 471 00:52:43,190 --> 00:52:44,942 No thanks. - Who are you? 472 00:52:45,110 --> 00:52:46,748 Harry is my husband. 473 00:52:47,070 --> 00:52:49,425 So you have a husband and a child? 474 00:52:53,270 --> 00:52:56,945 Fine. From your mother. 475 00:52:57,110 --> 00:52:58,987 Didn't she want to come too? 476 00:52:59,150 --> 00:53:01,220 You have a mother too? 477 00:53:02,350 --> 00:53:05,979 Just tell her she can come. I don't mind. 478 00:53:07,950 --> 00:53:09,781 It's time. - Really? 479 00:53:09,950 --> 00:53:13,545 Smoking's banned. Come with me if you want a smoke. 480 00:53:13,710 --> 00:53:15,029 I don't smoke. 481 00:53:15,350 --> 00:53:17,864 But you do have a beautiful wife. 482 00:53:28,870 --> 00:53:31,259 Why did I have to bring this? 483 00:53:35,190 --> 00:53:36,623 How are you? 484 00:53:38,710 --> 00:53:40,268 Just great. 485 00:53:45,950 --> 00:53:47,303 We miss you. 486 00:53:48,110 --> 00:53:49,589 Junior and me. 487 00:53:53,710 --> 00:53:55,587 I miss you two as well. 488 00:55:05,350 --> 00:55:07,580 Well done, Lidwien. 489 00:55:08,950 --> 00:55:12,420 I just heard Theo can go home. Why him and not me? 490 00:55:12,590 --> 00:55:14,979 Listen to me. I have a problem. 491 00:55:15,150 --> 00:55:18,142 I'm expected... - Not now, Mr Zevenhoven. 492 00:55:18,310 --> 00:55:20,744 Why can Theo go home and I can't? 493 00:55:20,910 --> 00:55:24,823 Theo's here voluntarily, you're not. - You're kidding! 494 00:55:25,670 --> 00:55:28,662 Are you here voluntarily, Theo? 495 00:55:28,990 --> 00:55:33,939 Why? Why don't you go home? - I'm sorry, but you seem not to be... 496 00:55:34,110 --> 00:55:38,388 ...aware of the gravity of the situation. I have to fly... 497 00:55:38,550 --> 00:55:41,906 ...or lose my job. The airline... 498 00:55:42,070 --> 00:55:45,506 I'll call our head of personnel. Okay? 499 00:55:45,670 --> 00:55:49,379 You'd do that? - Yes, if you sit down and shut up. 500 00:55:49,550 --> 00:55:53,259 In that case I have plenty of time. 501 00:55:55,390 --> 00:55:58,382 Question: Why don't you want to go home? 502 00:55:58,550 --> 00:56:04,864 It's empty and lonely there. Here are my friends, people who care about me. 503 00:56:05,630 --> 00:56:08,224 Nice friends! Look around you. 504 00:56:09,110 --> 00:56:10,862 You're a friend too. 505 00:56:11,510 --> 00:56:16,140 I see your pain and sadness, but I'd really like to help you. 506 00:56:19,750 --> 00:56:20,819 Lea? 507 00:56:23,150 --> 00:56:24,299 Beau? 508 00:56:26,190 --> 00:56:30,900 You laughed. Why? What did you feel? - Theo is flirting with me. 509 00:56:33,310 --> 00:56:37,144 I'm creaming my rubber ring. I'm nearly floating away. 510 00:56:39,710 --> 00:56:44,147 If someone's nice to you, it doesn't mean they're flirting. 511 00:56:51,470 --> 00:56:54,223 How about someone else? - John. 512 00:57:12,030 --> 00:57:15,261 Lea! Could you time me? 513 00:57:25,990 --> 00:57:27,503 Here's the ball. 514 00:57:29,070 --> 00:57:30,822 Isn't he here yet? 515 00:58:43,750 --> 00:58:45,149 Hey, handsome. 516 00:58:47,030 --> 00:58:48,861 He really looks like you. 517 00:58:49,910 --> 00:58:53,300 Your mother thinks he looks like you as a baby. 518 00:58:53,470 --> 00:58:57,304 For your sake, I hope not. You'll have difficult genes. 519 00:58:58,310 --> 00:59:00,141 Or nice legs. 520 00:59:02,150 --> 00:59:05,586 Sorry. Is that dark-blue Audi yours? - Yes. 521 00:59:06,390 --> 00:59:09,541 Can you move it? It's for disabled parking. 522 00:59:15,390 --> 00:59:16,664 I'll... 523 00:59:18,430 --> 00:59:19,749 ...move it. 524 00:59:24,150 --> 00:59:25,344 Hey, little one. 525 00:59:34,710 --> 00:59:36,063 Little one. 526 01:00:02,790 --> 01:00:03,779 What? 527 01:00:04,070 --> 01:00:07,107 Did you ask Charles to keep an eye on me? 528 01:00:08,470 --> 01:00:09,869 Yes or no? 529 01:00:13,830 --> 01:00:16,424 Bye, little guy. 530 01:00:17,510 --> 01:00:19,023 Bye, little guy. 531 01:00:40,550 --> 01:00:44,702 This thing sucks. - Take it easy. You push too hard. 532 01:00:44,870 --> 01:00:47,987 I've had enough. - Come and have a look. 533 01:00:48,150 --> 01:00:51,984 Let's rock and roll, guys. 534 01:01:32,790 --> 01:01:36,339 Please, one more time. Magnificent, gorgeous. 535 01:01:36,510 --> 01:01:41,265 Perfect, a great new costume. We can show that off. Right? 536 01:01:50,070 --> 01:01:52,538 Darling, you can go home soon. 537 01:01:52,990 --> 01:01:54,105 Hang in there. 538 01:01:54,270 --> 01:02:00,425 When you get out, I'll take you to that new spa for a detox juice treatment. 539 01:02:03,910 --> 01:02:06,982 Get all those hormones back under control. 540 01:02:07,590 --> 01:02:09,148 Here you are. 541 01:02:10,670 --> 01:02:14,140 It was good to be here. I've got to go now. 542 01:02:17,070 --> 01:02:18,788 Hang in there. 543 01:02:20,830 --> 01:02:22,900 Bye. You too. 544 01:02:43,790 --> 01:02:48,341 My last session, Beau. We'll tinker with the good old Beau method. 545 01:02:49,070 --> 01:02:50,788 Go ahead, Lea. 546 01:02:50,950 --> 01:02:53,669 We'll do some family role playing... 547 01:02:53,830 --> 01:02:57,140 Lea, use the others to portray your family. 548 01:02:57,830 --> 01:03:01,584 What's the point? - Just try it without arguing. 549 01:03:01,750 --> 01:03:07,302 First choose someone to play you then place the others relative to you. 550 01:03:10,310 --> 01:03:11,459 You're me. 551 01:03:12,390 --> 01:03:15,109 That's no reason to be happy. 552 01:03:15,430 --> 01:03:16,943 Come over here. 553 01:03:19,630 --> 01:03:22,383 You're my mother. Come here. 554 01:03:27,630 --> 01:03:31,179 Then there's my husband Harry. 555 01:03:31,350 --> 01:03:33,659 Harry, Harry... You're Harry. 556 01:03:35,510 --> 01:03:37,228 Great fun! 557 01:03:37,390 --> 01:03:40,826 You stand here. - Why does he have his back to me? 558 01:03:40,990 --> 01:03:46,223 Because he doesn't trust me or want to fuck me. That's no laughing matter. 559 01:03:46,390 --> 01:03:48,346 My father... 560 01:03:50,270 --> 01:03:53,182 Sorry, Theo, you have to play my father. 561 01:03:57,910 --> 01:03:59,901 Come and stand here. 562 01:04:01,470 --> 01:04:05,349 What does that feel like, Theo? - Wasn't I dead? 563 01:04:05,510 --> 01:04:09,469 But in this situation you're allowed to feel something. 564 01:04:11,270 --> 01:04:15,866 I feel excluded, as if I don't belong. 565 01:04:16,030 --> 01:04:20,023 Well done, Theo. My father didn't want to belong either. 566 01:04:23,030 --> 01:04:24,782 Shit. He's going to cry. 567 01:04:25,110 --> 01:04:28,546 You know what? May I use you? 568 01:04:29,230 --> 01:04:32,267 Look: Here's my sister. 569 01:04:33,030 --> 01:04:36,659 This is my sister. Okay? - Damn it! 570 01:04:36,910 --> 01:04:39,663 Very good. Spitting image of my sister. 571 01:04:39,910 --> 01:04:44,984 Why her and not you? - She's the apple of your eye and I'm not. 572 01:04:45,150 --> 01:04:46,629 So that's easy. 573 01:04:47,190 --> 01:04:48,464 Cynthia? 574 01:04:48,670 --> 01:04:51,548 I don't want to stand here. - Me neither. 575 01:04:51,710 --> 01:04:53,063 God damn it. 576 01:04:53,230 --> 01:04:55,983 How do you feel, Lidwien? - I'm hungry. 577 01:04:56,150 --> 01:04:59,904 My mother feels alone, so you have to stand beside her. 578 01:05:00,070 --> 01:05:02,584 She cared care for you by herself. 579 01:05:02,990 --> 01:05:05,185 My father didn't do a thing. 580 01:05:08,350 --> 01:05:10,545 Sorry, Theo... 581 01:05:11,390 --> 01:05:15,349 What's the point of all this? I hate this assignment. 582 01:05:16,390 --> 01:05:18,301 Didn't you forget someone? 583 01:05:21,830 --> 01:05:24,060 No. - Beau, I know. 584 01:05:26,430 --> 01:05:29,706 I know. - She has to come up with it herself. 585 01:05:30,950 --> 01:05:34,101 You forgot Junior. Junior! 586 01:05:35,190 --> 01:05:39,627 My flight is delayed, so I can play Junior. 587 01:05:40,510 --> 01:05:42,387 I forgot Junior. 588 01:05:52,030 --> 01:05:54,590 Now I'm comforting myself. 589 01:05:58,310 --> 01:06:00,380 Can you describe your father? 590 01:06:01,030 --> 01:06:03,464 You remember what he looked like? 591 01:06:07,030 --> 01:06:09,419 I have a vague idea, but... 592 01:06:11,590 --> 01:06:14,024 You must have pictures of him? 593 01:06:15,390 --> 01:06:16,903 No pictures at all? 594 01:06:20,110 --> 01:06:22,340 And memories? 595 01:06:23,190 --> 01:06:26,387 You remember things he always did with you? 596 01:06:29,310 --> 01:06:33,588 All I know is what my mother told me, I think. 597 01:06:51,230 --> 01:06:53,505 Shall I come and lie beside you? 598 01:07:02,390 --> 01:07:04,187 It's great you can go home. 599 01:07:15,430 --> 01:07:16,749 Are you scared? 600 01:07:21,030 --> 01:07:23,146 I'd be scared too. 601 01:07:40,670 --> 01:07:43,184 Bye. - You can keep it. 602 01:07:51,910 --> 01:07:54,378 You did great. - Bye, Boris. 603 01:07:55,950 --> 01:08:01,661 Don't forget you still have lots to do. - I know! A dead father is a father too. 604 01:08:01,830 --> 01:08:05,539 If you run into problems, you can always come back. 605 01:08:05,710 --> 01:08:10,545 That's really tempting, doctor, but my family is waiting for me. 606 01:08:12,390 --> 01:08:15,348 For me? - They don't need water. 607 01:08:16,270 --> 01:08:17,669 That's sweet. 608 01:08:19,750 --> 01:08:22,822 Your things are in the car, so we can go. 609 01:08:24,550 --> 01:08:25,949 Thanks, Beau. 610 01:08:29,190 --> 01:08:30,828 Bye, Theo. 611 01:08:33,230 --> 01:08:35,061 You will take care of her? 612 01:08:36,510 --> 01:08:38,228 Yes, sure. 613 01:08:40,430 --> 01:08:42,660 Take care. - Bye, Lea. 614 01:08:43,230 --> 01:08:46,188 Let's go. - Bye. 615 01:08:54,590 --> 01:08:56,421 You don't have to go home. 616 01:09:33,830 --> 01:09:35,946 Junior was out for a bike ride? 617 01:09:37,190 --> 01:09:39,579 No, he's sleeping tightly. 618 01:09:39,750 --> 01:09:43,060 I changed your clinic appointment. - Great. 619 01:09:43,230 --> 01:09:45,539 Did you remember to call that guy? 620 01:09:45,710 --> 01:09:47,701 Thanks for reminding me. 621 01:09:55,470 --> 01:09:58,701 Espresso, or would you rather a cappuccino? 622 01:09:59,670 --> 01:10:04,141 Cappuccino. Great. - I want one of those terrific machines. 623 01:10:11,950 --> 01:10:14,703 Hello, little boy. 624 01:10:22,070 --> 01:10:24,300 What do I smell? 625 01:10:24,870 --> 01:10:29,421 Hello, boy, did you do a big poo? 626 01:10:31,030 --> 01:10:35,740 Come with me. Isn't it great that your mum's back? 627 01:10:36,510 --> 01:10:40,469 She lost her way for a bit, but now she's back. 628 01:10:56,510 --> 01:10:59,547 You startled me. - Did I scare you? 629 01:11:21,070 --> 01:11:23,538 I missed you, Mrs Meyer. 630 01:11:24,230 --> 01:11:28,018 I missed you too, Mr Meyer. - You did? 631 01:11:29,630 --> 01:11:31,109 Show me... 632 01:11:36,270 --> 01:11:37,544 Shit. 633 01:11:43,270 --> 01:11:45,704 You stay in bed, I'll go. 634 01:11:53,270 --> 01:11:57,183 The Meyer residence. Henriette Cornelisse speaking. 635 01:11:57,350 --> 01:12:01,184 Yes, she's home again. She's still sleeping. 636 01:12:02,430 --> 01:12:05,627 We do what we can, Harry and I. 637 01:12:06,110 --> 01:12:08,829 Yes, I will. Bye. 638 01:12:10,550 --> 01:12:14,384 You had a good lie in. This little brat was awake at 5.30. 639 01:12:15,030 --> 01:12:17,624 Corinne just called. - Mum? 640 01:12:18,110 --> 01:12:21,102 Are there pictures of Kees anywhere? 641 01:12:22,390 --> 01:12:23,618 What? 642 01:12:24,070 --> 01:12:26,379 There must be old photo albums. 643 01:12:26,550 --> 01:12:29,462 No. Why? - It's just... 644 01:12:30,310 --> 01:12:34,508 What do you want with your father, for heaven's sake? 645 01:12:34,670 --> 01:12:36,626 Did you ever visit his grave? 646 01:12:37,110 --> 01:12:39,385 No. Why should I? 647 01:12:43,110 --> 01:12:44,782 Where's he buried? 648 01:12:45,190 --> 01:12:48,819 He was uptown, but the grave's long been cleared. 649 01:12:52,630 --> 01:12:57,499 Why don't you leave him home? - Junior loves going shopping. 650 01:12:58,190 --> 01:13:01,387 Just leave him here. I'm not going anywhere. 651 01:13:01,910 --> 01:13:06,506 Harry and I thought it best not to leave you alone with Junior yet. 652 01:13:06,670 --> 01:13:08,661 Just to be on the safe side. 653 01:13:09,030 --> 01:13:12,227 Sweetie, go do something fun. Take your time. 654 01:13:12,390 --> 01:13:15,746 Call Corinne for a round of golf, or go shopping. 655 01:13:17,070 --> 01:13:20,779 A nice bike ride with Grandma. That's nice. 656 01:13:47,870 --> 01:13:51,499 I can't remember his funeral. - You weren't there. 657 01:13:51,950 --> 01:13:54,862 What? - Mum didn't want you there. 658 01:13:55,030 --> 01:13:57,146 But you didn't miss anything. 659 01:13:58,750 --> 01:14:01,787 Why do you suddenly want a picture of him? 660 01:14:03,590 --> 01:14:06,627 Just because. Do you have one or not? 661 01:14:06,910 --> 01:14:09,470 Yes. Downstairs somewhere. 662 01:14:10,590 --> 01:14:13,627 I just want to see if Junior looks like him. 663 01:14:13,790 --> 01:14:15,428 I hope not. 664 01:14:16,110 --> 01:14:18,021 Listen, I'll... 665 01:14:18,190 --> 01:14:22,069 I'll look, but not now. I have to finish this tomorrow. 666 01:14:22,230 --> 01:14:27,099 This way... Just go home. I'll call you. 667 01:14:49,670 --> 01:14:50,785 Hey, honey. 668 01:14:55,630 --> 01:14:58,986 Do you remember much? - Before Junior arrived? 669 01:14:59,150 --> 01:15:00,902 No, when you were a child. 670 01:15:02,270 --> 01:15:03,623 Not really. 671 01:15:03,950 --> 01:15:07,738 You know what I feel like? A week in the sun. 672 01:15:08,670 --> 01:15:12,583 The three of us on holiday together for the first time. 673 01:15:12,750 --> 01:15:15,708 I remember more and more about my father. 674 01:15:16,390 --> 01:15:19,985 I remember that on Sunday mornings... 675 01:15:20,150 --> 01:15:23,506 ...when my mother and sister were asleep... 676 01:15:23,670 --> 01:15:26,707 ...we went out in a boat to catch daphnia. 677 01:15:27,670 --> 01:15:30,662 He sounds like a nice father, doesn't he? 678 01:15:32,470 --> 01:15:34,142 Hey, son. 679 01:15:35,510 --> 01:15:41,028 Are you waking up? Come to daddy. And to mummy, of course. 680 01:15:41,550 --> 01:15:43,108 Hey, little one. 681 01:15:45,590 --> 01:15:47,467 The weird thing is... 682 01:15:47,750 --> 01:15:52,028 ...that for the last 20 years I never thought about my father... 683 01:15:52,190 --> 01:15:55,785 ...as being a nice dad. - So it's good you do now. 684 01:15:55,950 --> 01:15:59,067 Beau kept saying I have to mourn my father. 685 01:15:59,230 --> 01:16:04,145 Honey, enjoy this beautiful boy. Look at him. 686 01:16:05,790 --> 01:16:08,782 Look what a beautiful mum you have. 687 01:16:13,990 --> 01:16:17,141 Hey, Theo. - Lea. You came back? 688 01:16:17,470 --> 01:16:19,984 No, I needed to talk to Beau. 689 01:16:23,310 --> 01:16:27,269 Do you have to go home? - Yes. For the whole weekend. 690 01:16:33,950 --> 01:16:35,178 Good luck. 691 01:16:42,630 --> 01:16:45,303 Harry? Do you remember Theo? 692 01:16:50,150 --> 01:16:52,266 Theo's staying to dinner. 693 01:16:55,310 --> 01:16:56,663 Welcome. 694 01:16:57,310 --> 01:17:00,427 We have another eater, Mum. - That's nice. 695 01:17:01,870 --> 01:17:06,386 What's that nut doing here? Isn't he from that institution? 696 01:17:17,750 --> 01:17:19,388 Get away from there. 697 01:17:23,150 --> 01:17:25,823 We're having pasta. Do you like that? 698 01:17:39,070 --> 01:17:42,062 Theo used to be a science teacher. 699 01:17:42,230 --> 01:17:44,505 And then he had some problems. 700 01:17:47,990 --> 01:17:51,869 You don't like it? - I'm watching my figure. 701 01:17:52,870 --> 01:17:56,829 Theo is good at fretwork, aren't you? - That's for sure. 702 01:17:59,510 --> 01:18:02,149 You have to work my mother. - She frets! 703 01:18:03,270 --> 01:18:04,783 Get it? 704 01:18:09,230 --> 01:18:12,939 I really appreciate that I'm allowed to stay here. 705 01:18:13,110 --> 01:18:15,578 You're very dear friends. 706 01:18:17,030 --> 01:18:18,349 Thank you. 707 01:18:19,190 --> 01:18:23,229 And you look fine to me, madam. You don't need to fret. 708 01:18:30,670 --> 01:18:33,867 Are you comfortable? - Yes. It's great. 709 01:18:39,990 --> 01:18:42,743 Beau keeps saying I have to mourn. 710 01:18:45,550 --> 01:18:47,780 I'm just not sure how to. 711 01:18:54,950 --> 01:18:57,066 What's your father's name? 712 01:18:59,750 --> 01:19:01,149 Kees. 713 01:19:02,350 --> 01:19:04,147 Should I play Kees? 714 01:19:08,750 --> 01:19:14,268 Why not go to a funeral? There are plenty of them and they're always sad. 715 01:19:15,230 --> 01:19:20,782 Here: "Love is stronger than death." Marius Bernard Sluiter died at age 35. 716 01:19:20,950 --> 01:19:24,625 Theo, look at this. This colour will suit you. 717 01:19:25,030 --> 01:19:27,590 Here. Put it on and brush your teeth. 718 01:21:23,430 --> 01:21:24,829 Call me. 719 01:21:41,670 --> 01:21:44,662 You look terrible. What's wrong? 720 01:21:44,830 --> 01:21:47,264 I cried my eyes out. Right, Theo? 721 01:21:47,430 --> 01:21:48,829 Because I miss Dad. 722 01:21:50,790 --> 01:21:52,143 You miss him? 723 01:21:53,750 --> 01:21:55,706 What exactly do you miss? 724 01:21:57,470 --> 01:21:58,698 Thanks. 725 01:22:03,430 --> 01:22:07,389 Why are you both wearing black? - We were at a funeral. 726 01:22:07,550 --> 01:22:09,586 Of... - What's his name? 727 01:22:09,870 --> 01:22:13,943 Marinus? Marius? Marius Bernard. - But it doesn't matter. 728 01:22:14,110 --> 01:22:17,739 We went to mourn. Lea finally mourned her father. 729 01:22:18,390 --> 01:22:21,746 You're mad as a hatter. Both of you. 730 01:22:23,750 --> 01:22:26,503 Yes. Are you coming, Theo? 731 01:22:35,150 --> 01:22:39,029 Isn't that Harry's suit you're wearing? - Yes. 732 01:22:39,190 --> 01:22:41,829 Shouldn't you give that back? 733 01:22:44,750 --> 01:22:47,344 Here. - Not outside, moron. 734 01:22:54,590 --> 01:22:56,945 I think I'm going home. 735 01:22:58,670 --> 01:23:00,581 I'll give it a try. 736 01:23:03,190 --> 01:23:04,908 You can keep the suit. 737 01:23:06,070 --> 01:23:07,742 It looks good on you. 738 01:23:11,590 --> 01:23:12,909 Bye, Harry. 739 01:23:14,070 --> 01:23:15,344 And thanks. 740 01:23:27,990 --> 01:23:33,667 Henriette said you went to a funeral? - Yes. I took a big step forwards today. 741 01:23:33,870 --> 01:23:38,022 I finally cried my eyes out. - For a complete stranger? 742 01:23:38,190 --> 01:23:42,308 No, for my father. - Act your age, Lea. 743 01:23:42,870 --> 01:23:46,146 You have all you need to be happy: A house, a son. 744 01:23:46,310 --> 01:23:49,541 You don't have to do anything but act normal. 745 01:23:50,550 --> 01:23:54,384 I'm coming to terms with losing my father. - Stop it. 746 01:23:54,830 --> 01:23:59,221 Really. I've had enough. No more whining about your dead father. 747 01:23:59,390 --> 01:24:02,143 No more mourning. I want fun in house. 748 01:24:02,310 --> 01:24:06,781 Come and have some wine. - My mum has to go. She drives me nuts. 749 01:24:06,950 --> 01:24:11,307 Right! And you'll take care of Junior in between mourning? 750 01:24:12,630 --> 01:24:14,222 Go on, say it! 751 01:24:15,230 --> 01:24:17,186 You don't trust me, do you? 752 01:24:17,350 --> 01:24:21,548 You won't leave me alone with Junior. - Are you surprised? 753 01:24:21,710 --> 01:24:26,943 If I hadn't woken up, he'd be dead now. And you'd be in jail for murdering him. 754 01:24:27,110 --> 01:24:32,264 You've been the centre of attention for weeks. You've no idea how we feel. 755 01:24:32,830 --> 01:24:35,549 This is driving me crazy. I've had it. 756 01:24:35,710 --> 01:24:39,419 I was married to a wonderful woman and now look at you. 757 01:24:39,590 --> 01:24:40,989 You look terrible. 758 01:24:41,150 --> 01:24:44,460 You don't do anything. No one's seen Junior yet. 759 01:24:44,630 --> 01:24:47,463 Your best friend is from an institution. 760 01:24:47,630 --> 01:24:51,942 You blather about a dead father. Your mother does it all wrong. 761 01:24:52,110 --> 01:24:54,749 But Henriette took care of my son... 762 01:24:54,910 --> 01:24:57,708 ...because you were too lazy to join in. 763 01:24:57,870 --> 01:25:00,100 Normal? Is my mother normal? 764 01:25:00,830 --> 01:25:03,742 My mother denies everything that hurts. 765 01:25:04,350 --> 01:25:07,308 She's in denial for anything tough. 766 01:25:07,470 --> 01:25:12,146 It was like that with my father for years and now you do it to me. 767 01:25:12,830 --> 01:25:15,549 Harry, I'm trying to solve something! 768 01:25:17,510 --> 01:25:19,023 I'm going to the gym. 769 01:25:35,150 --> 01:25:38,859 Brigit, it's me. Did you find those pictures yet? 770 01:25:39,270 --> 01:25:42,023 Make time. I'll be there in 15 minutes. 771 01:25:51,110 --> 01:25:55,103 Do you remember that last evening? - Why are you digging so? 772 01:25:55,270 --> 01:25:57,386 Do you remember anything? 773 01:25:57,830 --> 01:26:01,300 I'd been to summer camp and then... 774 01:26:03,190 --> 01:26:06,626 I don't know if I have that box here somewhere. 775 01:26:07,790 --> 01:26:12,420 Anyway... He came to my room a few times to tell me... 776 01:26:12,630 --> 01:26:15,144 ...he was happy I was back again. 777 01:26:16,630 --> 01:26:19,303 So he said goodbye to you? 778 01:26:20,550 --> 01:26:21,949 Maybe it's this one. 779 01:26:23,550 --> 01:26:28,385 That evening I went downstairs to use the bathroom... 780 01:26:28,590 --> 01:26:29,909 ...and then... 781 01:26:32,430 --> 01:26:37,584 ...he was at the piano with his headphones on. 782 01:26:42,350 --> 01:26:43,783 Weird. 783 01:26:46,070 --> 01:26:47,788 It's him. 784 01:26:57,150 --> 01:26:58,583 This is it. 785 01:27:38,630 --> 01:27:42,589 On this sombre day, the sun won't shine, but I love my little Lea. 786 01:27:48,510 --> 01:27:52,662 Look, Mum. Look at this. He did love me. 787 01:27:53,670 --> 01:27:58,698 "How much I love my little Lea." - That's a nursery rhyme. 788 01:27:58,870 --> 01:28:04,263 You lied. He did love me. - I never said he didn't love you. 789 01:28:04,910 --> 01:28:07,299 But not enough. - What? 790 01:28:08,190 --> 01:28:12,581 Why are you standing there? - You chased him out of the house! 791 01:28:12,750 --> 01:28:17,426 Why didn't you help him? - Your father should have never had kids. 792 01:28:17,590 --> 01:28:20,787 But he did and you too. - It was a mistake. 793 01:28:20,950 --> 01:28:24,181 People make mistakes, but you can correct them. 794 01:28:24,350 --> 01:28:25,863 So I wanted a divorce. 795 01:28:26,030 --> 01:28:28,419 What happened that last evening? 796 01:28:29,470 --> 01:28:33,509 Tell me! Did anything happen? Did he say anything? 797 01:28:36,670 --> 01:28:41,221 I just couldn't be in the same bed with that man anymore. 798 01:28:41,750 --> 01:28:43,866 Leave it, god damn it! 799 01:28:47,510 --> 01:28:52,584 When Brigit was away at camp, I could sleep in her bed. 800 01:28:52,750 --> 01:28:56,538 But when she came home, I wanted to sleep in my own bed. 801 01:28:57,070 --> 01:29:00,858 I put up a camp bed for him in the living room. 802 01:29:02,230 --> 01:29:03,902 And then? 803 01:29:05,110 --> 01:29:07,988 I heard a noise downstairs so I had a look. 804 01:29:08,150 --> 01:29:11,222 And there he was in the middle of the room. 805 01:29:11,390 --> 01:29:14,063 The bed was there, but folded up. 806 01:29:14,350 --> 01:29:16,147 And then he looked at me... 807 01:29:17,670 --> 01:29:22,903 ...with that accusing look of his. He said: I'm leaving. 808 01:29:28,630 --> 01:29:31,098 And then you let him go? 809 01:29:33,870 --> 01:29:35,747 You just let him go? 810 01:29:36,830 --> 01:29:40,982 You didn't do a thing. - I thought it was for the best. 811 01:29:41,230 --> 01:29:44,939 For all of us. He was a nasty man. 812 01:29:45,110 --> 01:29:47,226 But he was my father. 813 01:29:47,470 --> 01:29:50,621 I often wished he'd done it years before. 814 01:31:05,870 --> 01:31:08,668 Lea's gone. She was very upset. 815 01:31:09,590 --> 01:31:13,629 What do you mean "gone"? Where to? - She was hysterical. 816 01:31:14,470 --> 01:31:16,142 God damn it. 817 01:31:16,710 --> 01:31:19,224 Did she say where she was going? 818 01:31:20,750 --> 01:31:26,302 Did she take the car? Where's Junior? - Here. But, yes... she took the car. 819 01:31:26,830 --> 01:31:30,266 She should have stayed in that institution. 820 01:31:30,430 --> 01:31:34,059 She's not just a danger to Junior, but also to herself. 821 01:31:34,230 --> 01:31:37,427 She's got his genes and you can't fight that. 822 01:31:39,030 --> 01:31:43,706 She had exactly that same look in her eyes. 823 01:31:43,910 --> 01:31:46,424 And you just let her go. 824 01:31:54,750 --> 01:31:58,663 This is Lea's voicemail. Messages after the beep. 825 01:32:24,270 --> 01:32:26,261 I missed you, Dad. 826 01:32:26,830 --> 01:32:29,390 But I've always been there. 827 01:32:30,270 --> 01:32:31,988 I know everything. 828 01:32:34,430 --> 01:32:37,467 I didn't want to wake you that evening. 829 01:32:39,270 --> 01:32:42,307 You were sleeping so peacefully. 830 01:32:44,030 --> 01:32:46,988 I stood by your bed for 15 minutes. 831 01:33:24,830 --> 01:33:27,469 Lea. Jesus. Where are you? 832 01:33:32,910 --> 01:33:34,707 He did love me. 833 01:34:19,230 --> 01:34:21,698 Breakfast in bed, Mrs Meyer. 834 01:34:57,830 --> 01:34:59,582 He came to see us. 835 01:35:05,710 --> 01:35:08,304 He's travelling too, Mr Zevenhoven. 836 01:35:23,030 --> 01:35:25,225 Hold on tight... 63036

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