Original subtitles

YOU WANNA GET SOME OF THIS? UH-HUH, TALK DIRTY TOME.

����?? TALK DIRTY TO ME ??

TY ?? ������?? TALKIN' DIR

������MM-HMM.

����( growling )

��DAMN.

������( making kissing noises )

��BOY, YOU SICK. ����BYE.

������AHEM.

. ��OKAY, BABY

������YEAH.

����I LOVE YOU.

( clank )

( clank )

LOOK LIKE HE GOIN' TO SING-SING TO ME.

OH, NOTHIN'. YOU TOOK A FASHION RISK AND LOST.

NG. ������MEN--THEY THINK ������THEY KNOW EVERYTHI

MM-HMM-HMM.

������DAMN! ANOTHER ONE?

������AW, SHIT.

��DAMN.

������( engine rattles )

( engine knocking and rattling )

( engine knocking and rattling )

����( rumbling )

MOVE YOUR ASSES! ������THANK YOU.

��COME ON, MAN.

��( indistinct )

Woman #2: WHOO, GIRL, LET ME TELL YOU...

I LOVE DOIN' IT FOR YOU, DARLIN'.

. ��OH, CUPCAKE, ��YOU TOO PRETTY

?? OOH ??

BE SURE ����THAT THE MONEY IS--

( makes kissing noise )

����SOMETHIN'S HAPPENIN' IN HERE.

WHAT HE'S DOIN' ����IN MY LINEN CLOSET, ANYWAY?

��UGH.

FOR WHAT, FRESH AIR?

������ALL RIGHT! ������ALL RIGHT!

����TO A PACE THAT I CAN HANDLE.

������( music playing )

WHASSUP, Y'ALL? WHASSUP?

( murmuring )

������( making kissing noises )

������GET HERE AND KISS AROUND THE MOTHERFUCKER.

YOU CUT ME UP."

I'M MAD ������I JUST STARTED YESTERDAY.

������( music playing )

AR! ������TERRY LUMB

BOOM. RIDE ONTHAT.

WHAT'S UP, BOY? YEAH.

HI, Y'ALL. HOW'S EVERYBODY DOIN'?

����AH HA HA HA.

����WHOA.

?? MM ??

��?? WELL, WELL, WELL ??

OH, PINCH ME SO I REALLY KNOW IT'S YOU.

IT FEELS REAL GOOD TO ME, TOO.

������JACKIE...

������ANDEVERYTHINGABOUT YOU.

��BUT I'M VERY, VERY PERSISTENT.

COME AND GET IT.

OOH.

D. ����ALL OFF FOR HOLLYWOO

OOH. "555-5948."

������UH, YEAH. ��CAN YOU HOLD ON FOR A SECOND?

D. ����TOO SLICK ����FOR HOLLYWOO

����LET ME CALL MY LADY.

��( loud cheering and applause )

����( imitating siren )

������"GO OUT AND WASH THE TRUCK ��NOW, BABY. THANK YOU."

( cheering )

Y. ����( chuckles ) RUD

��AND YOU GONNA GIVE ME ������MORE TIME. HA HA.

WHY, MAN, WHY?

A! ����AHEM. AH HA HA H

������OHH.

UH-OH! UH-OH! DUKIE, ARE YOU BOINKIN' ARETHA?!

I DON'T SEE IT YOUR WAY.

ARETHA DON'T HAVE NO CLASS.

������( women giggling )

"COWMAN"?

? ������AND I HOPE THEY NE VER ������SHOW UP AGAIN, HMM

������HMM? HMM?

. ����BUT IT'S YOU

?? ��?? HEE

? ����?? GIRL, I JUST CAN'T WAIT ?

��JACKIE ��IT'S ALL RIGHT, OKAY?

����'CAUSE, UH, ������MY ARMS ARE SORE."

����WHILE YOU'RE LIKE...

e ) ������( laughter and applaus

( hooting )

������WALKIN' LIKE THIS ������TO THE SQUAD CAR.

��Audience: WHOO! WHOO!

������NO!

��YOUR DICK GOT ������A MIND OF ITS OWN.

������( groans )

( sighs )

THEN YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY PASSED THE MOTHERFUCKER.

TS. ������CLARITY AIN'T ONE ������OF YOUR FINER POIN

DRIVE TILL YOU SMELL THE CHICKEN.

LIKE DUKIE'S DEEP-FRIED CHICKEN WINGS.

��THANKS.

������OH.

Wingman: YEAH, BROTHER.

?? COME ON, YA'LL, LET'S GO TO WORK ??

THAT'S WHO THIS IS!

����AAH!

����JUST IMAGINE ������IF I WAS YOUR BABYSITTER.

����STOP YOU IN THE DEAD MIDDLE ��OF YOUR TRACK.

����THAT WHUPPIN' DANCE. ������"OKAY, MAMA, OKAY, MAMA."

������AND Y'ALL HAD LIKE ��THAT RETARDED CRYIN'.

LOST YOUR MIND.

��THEY NEED TO BE RAISED BY MY MAMA, NOW.

����( cheering loudly )

) ��( cheers and applause

����BYE.

'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA BE YOUR OTHER WOMAN!

WHILE YOU WATCHIN' THEM EN VOGUE VIDEOS.

BUT YOU BETTER NOT FORGET MY ALIMONY CHECK!

NACHO-EATIN', ALF-LOOKIN' DOG!

GET ME SOME ICE.

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S COOL, BECAUSE, ������UH, WE WERE JUST LEAVING.

��COME HERE. ����YO--

I'M-A BUY YOU YOUR OWN CLUB, SUGAR.

. ������WHERE'D SH E-- ������NEVER MIND

( hangs up )

����LOOK AT THAT. FROZE STIF F, ����MANNEQUIN STYLE.

������UH-OH.

����YEAH. YEAH.

M.C.

HERE COMES SHOW BUSINESS.

) ����( laughter, applause

UNH-UNH.

DUKIE, I--I--I THINK YOU MISUNDERSTOOD.

( music stops )

����AAH! ����BIGG!

( pounding )

����CHEATIN' ON ME ����ALL THIS TIME!

. ��Woman: SOMEBODY CALL..

. ��Dukie: WAIT. LET ME GO

��THAT IS ENOUGH ����LET HIM GO!

FOR THIS MOTHERFUCKER.

( clunk ) ��OOH!

������( blows )

JACKIE, WHERE YOU GOIN'?!

COME HERE, BABY. JACKIE.

��( sighs )

OH, SHIT!

��( both groan )

DAMN. ME AND MY POLITICS.

MY SHIT IS--

SHIT IS DEAD, MAN.

����MY SHIT IS GONE!

( thud )

��DAMN. ��THAT'S A DAMN SHAME.

��HA. MY SHIT IS BACK! ������HA HA HA!

����( moaning )

��( moaning, squealing )

������OHH. OH, OOH, OOH, ������YOU KNOW I NEED YOU, BABY.

������?? DA-DA DA-DA DO ??

?? THAT YOU DON'T FEEL THE SAME ??