All language subtitles for kevin can wait s02e23

So, what's the story, kids?
You buying the place,

or am I letting Alviti
turn it into a parking lot?

We're having
a bit of trouble

coming up
with the whole down payment.

How short are you?

The whole down payment.

The guy's
putting pressure on me.

I gotta give him a decision
by the end of the week.

Oh, who are we kidding?
We can't buy this place.

Or canyou?

No, we can't.

Chale, in this country,
when someone dramatically says,

"Or can you?"
that's a good thing.

Kids, I have
completely drained my 401[k].

I'm going to invest
in your dream.

Wait. What?
What?!

Uncle Kyle!
Uh!

-That's unbe--
-There is a string attached.

When the new place opens,
I want a beer named after me.

Oh, good call.
Yeah.

I want the Kyle Gable name
to live on.

It'll be my legacy,
you know.

Kind of like Sam Adams.

You do realize
that Sam Adams was famous

before he had a beer
named after him, right?

Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
I just know him for the beer.

Okay, well...
Yeah.

Of course.
Of course we can.
Yeah! Yeah!

You got a check from me!
Oh, my gosh!

This is so amazing.
We were just --

The numbers, and we just...
Hmm.

Um, this is for $6,000.

You told us that you had
over $100,000 in your 401[k].

Yeah.
Mistakes were made.

Um...

Most recently, I got
into the Bitcoin market.

Bought a bunch.

Turns out they were
just old subway tokens.

-What's goin' on, boys?
-Hey, hey, hey!

Eh, we're just talkin' about
Enzo's being turned to dust.

Kevin: Oh, yeah.

Lotta memories here.

I met Cindy
at the end of the bar.

I was wiping crumbs
off my shirt.

She thought I was trying
to dance with her.

To this day, she still thinks
this is an actual dance move.

Yeah, and it was right over
there where I became a champion.

[ Laughs ]
Still get chills.

Oh, yeah.
Champion?

Yeah. Back in the day,
Enzo's had a Whack-a-Mole,

and I was the champion
from 1989 to '92.

Really?

Yes, really.

You got this.
Yeah, I do.

[ Coin clinks ]
Get it.

Get it. Get it.
Get it. Get it. Get it.
[ Bell dinging ]

Get some. Get some.
Get it. Get it.

Oh, hey, get it.
Get it. Get it.

Get some more.
Get it.

Get some more.
Get more. Get it. Get it.

Get it. Get some.
Get some more.

[ Bell dings ]
Oh, God.

Get some more.
Get it. Get some more.

Get some more. Get it.
Get some more. There you go.

[ Buzzer ]
Yeah!

Ha!

[ Grunts ]

Whoo!
Waaa!

Man, those were
some good times.

I remember
the first time I came here.

Crazy story.

Uh, Diet Coke, please.
You got it.

That's it? That --
That's the whole story?

I've only been here
a few times.

That was the best
out of three.

[ Scoffs ]

You know, another great
memory here was that time

I-I surprised you guys
with that check for $80,000.

Remember that one?
-No.

No,
I don't remember that.

That's right.

'Cause it's happening now!

Ba-boom!

What?!
What?!

Yes!
Dad, what --
How did you do this?

No.
I took out a second mortgage
on the house.

What?! $80,000?

This -- That's more than enough
for the down payment!

That's right. We're gonna buy
Enzo's, is what we're doing.

[ Laughs ] Wait.
Now, Dad, are you sure?

This is a lot of money.

I've never been more sure

about anything in my life,
all right?

Dad, thank you!
I love you!

This is --

You know, it seems like
he's got things covered,

so it's probably best
if -- if I get my check back,

'cause that thing's gonna
bounce like a basketball.

♪ I am not your ordinary guy

[ Knock on door ]
We do that twice a week.

Twice.
That would be...

-Hey!
-Hey!

Come on!
We have to go to work!

Yeah. I just got to grab
my wallet upstairs, all right?

Right now, I'm just kickin'
around ideas for the new Enzo's.

And now, are we clear
on what I want?

I guess so, but you do
understand Whack-a-Mole

is a kids' game, right?
No, no, no.

It's all about
hand-eye coordination

and -- and --
and mental recognition.

He's right.
NASA use it

for their astronauts to work
on their cognitive abilities

before they embark
on a mission.

Oh.
Seriously?

No. It's a children's game
wherein they're taught

to bash adorable things
with a mallet.

Okay, look.
I knew this was gonna happen.

I knew
once you bought the bar,

you would lose focus
on your real job.

I can multitask, okay?

Dad, we really appreciate
your help,

but Chale and I kinda know
what we wanna do with it.

Yes, we were thinking
of modernizing the place,

maybe
some signature coffee.

[ Imitating buzzer ]

Ugh!
You gotta listen.

Enzo's has a certain charm.

We wanna keep that charm.

And you wanna do that
with Whack-a-Mole?

For starters,
yeah, I do, okay?

And I got a whole bunch of ideas
running around in my head.

So, here --
Okay, well,
those are so amazing.

Why don't
you go grab your stuff,

and we will go over
the details, okay?

F-- That's all right.
Perfect.
Yes.

I'm very happy about it.
This is gonna be good, guys?

-Very happy. Very happy.
-Okay, yes!

-Whoo! All right!
-Yeah, team!

He's out of control.
He's never gonna stop.

I thought he was supposed
to be a silent partner.

That was non-silent.

Look, your dad
is stubborn, okay?

You want him
to do something,

you have to make it seem
like it was his idea.

So "your" plans
are "his" plans.

Sounds incredibly naive
and childish.
Really?

'Cause he's a grown man
who wants to put a Whack-a-Mole

in your restaurant.

It could work.

♪♪

Hey, Dad.
Got a minute?

We were thinking about
your ideas for Enzo's,

and they're actually
pretty great.

Oh, well, I got another one
to add to the excitement.

I was watching
"Urban Cowboy."

Two words --
mechanical bull.

Chin-don!
Right?

Mechanical bull?

Might be
some liability issues,

what with all
of the broken necks.

Nah. No, you'll be fine.
You just throw a mat down.

Between that and the peanut
shells, you -- you...

We'll work it out.
It'll be good.

Well, let's put a pin
in the bull idea.

Because we wanna get back

to that other great idea
that you had.

What other one?
Yeah, remember you were
talking about how you wanted

to turn Enzo's
into a brew pub?

Yes! You were saying something
about expanding the menu

and trying new things
with the pizza crusts.

I said that?
Oh, yes.

Oh, it was very exciting.

You were also talking about
doing wonderful new things

with all of the coffees
and the dessert menu.

Oh, and my absolute favorite
of your ideas

was craft beers
from around the world.

C-Craft beers?

Oh, yes.
You're brilliant.

Okay.

Here's how I know
that's not true.

I don't even know
what craft beers are.

The only "craft" I do know
is macaroni and cheese.

So I hate to break it to you,
but I never said it.

Actually, sir, you said
that you thought it was --
Never said it, Chale!

What's going on here?

All right, Dad.

The truth is, you know, we have
our own ideas for Enzo's.

And we really do appreciate

you helping us out
with the down payment.

We really do, Mr. Gable.
Thank you.

But we kinda thought you were
just gonna be an investor.

You know,
like a silent partner.

What, just fork over
my 80 grand

and then shut my pie hole?

We were hoping so, yes.

Well, ya --
ya hoped wrong.

Look, Dad, we know
what we're doing, okay?

We did market research.
Oh, market research?

Let me tell you all
the market research you need.

What has ten fingers
and loves pizza?

This guy!

That's it!

Okay, well, if someone knows
about running a business,

it's thatguy,

'cause that's who's been
running it for the last year.

Chale has great ideas.
Oh, really?

Are they the same ones
that landed him in my garage?

We are staying there
to help you.

Help me?!
Yeah.

We cook. We clean.
We watch the kids.

Yeah, and you boost
my electric bill,

and he clogs my DVR with all
those British murder mysteries.

[ British accent ]
"Who shot Nigel?"

[ Normal voice ] I don't
know, but I wish I did,

'cause he's boring
the crap out of me.

It was Mrs. Pettigrew,
and I did not see it coming.

Okay, babe, babe, babe,
not now.

You know what?

We don't have to live here.
We can find our own place.

Oh, oh, actually, darling, we
have a pretty sweet deal here.

No, no. You know what?
We're moving out.

And we're giving you
your check back.

We don't want it.
Oh, actually, darling,
we desperately want that.

No.
We don't need it.

We don't need anything
from you.
Fine.

Then it's settled.
You know what?

I'll take the money back,
and -- and --

and I'll turn the garage
into a game room.

Whack-a-Moles
for everybody!

Sounds great.

By the way,
with an extra 80 grand,

I'm gonna get a dunk tank.
That's what I'll do.

Oh.
Actually, those, I love.
Yeah.

Actually,
you are killing me!

I don't understand
what happened.

My dad backed out.

Enzo, is there a chance
we could just have

a little more time
to get the money?

I can't.
I gotta take Alviti's offer.

It's now or never.

I ain't getting old in here

and dropping dead
on that stool

the way my old man did.

He died on this stool?

Yeah, that exact one.

Anyway, I'm sorry, kids.
I'm sorry.
No.

So, wait. You guys
aren't gonna buy the place?

What's gonna happen
to my beer?

Look, I even had
this logo made up.

It looks like your face
in a snow drift.

'Cause it's my face
in a snow drift.

-Hey.
-Hey.

Unh-unh-unh-unh-unh. That's
where the enemy is, over there.

We're not sitting
at the bar.

They moved out
last night.

Okay.

Well, she's still
your daughter.

I don't care.
I got another daughter.

That's the benefit
of a two-pack.

Look, I just want to find out
where Kendra and Chale

are staying so I can forward
their mail. That's all.

-Hi, Vanessa.
-Oh.

Hi, sweetie.

I'll have a --
a chicken Caesar, please.

[ Coldly ] And you?

I'd like to start with
a side of Drop-the-Attitude.

And maybe for dessert,
you could stop being such a baby

and telling me where
you and Chale are staying.

How about that?
Fine.

We got a room
at Hotel-It-Don't-Concern-You.

I'll put your order in.

She never took my order.
You see that?

That's a direct shot
right there.
Okay, look.

You guys just need to sit
down and talk this out.

Or at least just --
How about I mediate?

No, I don't want you getting
in the middle of this.

Why?
Because --

My family used to argue
all the time.

And you know want to know
what they called me

at Child Protective Services?

"Lil' Peacemaker."

It doesn't matter,
all right?

They gotta show
a little gratitude.

Oh. [ Sighs ]
They're both children, man.

They need to grow up.

Ooh, I'm getting spumoni!

♪♪

Game!

Whew!

All right, Dad,
you won again.

Now can I go practice
my oboe?

Oboe, shmoboe.
Come on.

This is family fun time
right here, all right?

Look, you just gotta work
on your serve.

Put a little more mustard
on it, all right,

and I won't be jamming it
down your throat.

[ Laughs ] All right,
Sara-lish, you're up.

Let's do this.
Do I have to?

It doesn't feel right without
Kendra or Chale in here.

What? Hey! We don't mention
their names again, okay?

We are the Gables now.
The core three.

In fact, you know what?
Let's take a picture.

Let's do this.
Really?

Yeah, yeah, and then
you're gonna text it to Kendra,

and she's gonna text back,
like, "Where are you guys
having so much fun at?"

And you're gonna be like,
"The place you used to live.

In your face!"

And then you jam on a couple
of, you know, bomb emojis

and an American flag.
Let's do it.

Come on, get in.
Dad, this is getting weird.

You'reweird. Come on,
you're being very weird.

You know, I'll do it myself.
I don't need you.

There we go.
Get in here. Get in here.

Close it up. All right,
everybody say "Happy Gables."

Both: [ Unenthusiastically ]
Happy Gables.

Okay.
There you go.

All right,
we gotta take another one.

You guys are dead
behind the eyes.

♪♪

Well, it didn't take long
for my dad

to turn our apartment into
his own little Dave & Buster's.

Darling, perhaps it's time
we put a stop to this fight.

I mean, look, we can make

your father's version
of Enzo's work,

with just
a few minor tweaks.

No, no,
don't turn Jell-O on me now.

We are not giving up.
And we can't let my dad win.

But your dad is saying
the exact same thing,

because you're both
so stubborn.

I'm not stubborn.

I'm right.

[ Singsongy voice ]
That is what stubborn is.

No.
No, I'm passionate.

And you're the one
whose ideas he's always
stomping all over.

He treats you
like a doormat.

As he has since
our first awkward handshake.

Which he mocked.

I believe the exact phrase was,
"He-e-y, fish hand guy!"

Well, you may be okay with it,
but I'm not.

Now, come on.
Let's take a picture.

Put your arm around me.
[ Sighs ]

Vanessa!
-Yeah?

Hey, can you take
a picture of us?

Sure. Why?

Oh, just for
our Facebook page.

Trying to make
your dad jealous, huh?

Pretty much.

Would you just talk to him,
Kendra?
No.

Look, you can stay here
as long as you want,

but you really
belong there.

No. Chale and I
are getting our own place.

Now, come on.
Let's do this.

Okay.

[ Camera shutter clicks ]
There you go.

All right,
what do you say?

You want to crack open
a couple bottles of wine?

I mean, it's Monday,
and it's kinda late.

Oh, right, yeah.
Lost track of time.

Let's have some water.

[ Laughing ] Oh!

We do photograph well
together.

Oh, we do.

[ Both chuckle ]

[ Cork pops ]

What was that?
Vanessa: Nothing.

♪♪

Hey.
You wanna see something sad?

Check out this picture
of Kendra and Chale.

They seem very happy.

It's staged, Guy.

They just posted it
to get to me.

Okay, let me tell you
this story.

My father and brother
once got into a fight

over something
no one remembers.

They didn't speak
for years.

So, finally, my brother
put aside his stubbornness,

and he made the first move.

He walked into my papa's
little cottage,

only to find him dead.

My brother regrets it
to this day.

That smile's so fake.

Uhh!
Hey, where are you?

Uhh! Uhh!

Wait a second.

That's Vanessa's.
Look.

She -- She better not be
letting them stay there.

I told her
not to get involved.

That would be an insane kick
to the nuggets,

but are you sure
it's her place?

Not 100%, but, you know,
I'm gonna find out.

You want me to rent
the apartment next to hers?

You know --
blend in with the community,

establish trust,
and then set up a wiretap?

I'm just gonna
go over there.

Okay.

♪♪

Hey.

Is that Vanessa's place?
Yes.

Aren't you gonna knock?

No. That would be
an amateur move.

Oh, really?
Yes.

Don't you know anything
about espionage?

I know everything
about espionage.

I got to be honest.
I don't think you do.

I don't think you even know
what "espionage" means.

Do, too.
Do not.

Do, too.
It means spy.

Oh, no-duh!

You don't knock
on that door.

You come to the neighbor,

and you work your way
out to the patio,

and you peek from there.

Okay, that's not espionage.

That's recon.

I have a feeling youdon't
know what "espionage" means.

Really?
Yeah.

I think I know
what I'm doing, okay?

Been on the force
for 20 years

while you were eating
waffles in Belgium.

Holland.
I'm from Holland.

Just pull the car around,
would you?

Okay.

But, tomorrow, you and I
are gonna sit down with a map.

I asked
for a femalemasseuse.

N-No, sir.

I'm --
I'm the building inspector.

I just got to check
your patio for a second,

if you don't mind.

Go right ahead.
Okay.

I hope Helen
don't get annoyed, okay?

Oh, she'll be fine.
I can sweet-talk her.

[ Both laugh ]

[ Helen growls, barks ]

Helen's a dog!

-Yep, yep.
-Aah!

[ Helen barking, snarling ]

Aah!

[ Shouts indistinctly ]
[ Snarling continues ]

Morning.
Good morning.

Good morning!

-Mm-hmm.
-Oh.

Okay.

Really?
You're not talking to me?

[ Breathes deeply ]

Oh, come on!

Why are you mad at me?

I was almost killed
by a dog last night.

Yeah, because you were
trying to spy on me.

Some people
call it espionage.

But I believe
the correct term is "recon."

Okay.

The only reason I was there

is 'cause you were
harboring my daughter.

Harboring?! What --
She's not a fugitive.

I told you to stay out of this,
Benedict Cumberbatch.

What?

The traitor.

Oh, okay, that's --
Benedict Arnoldis a traitor.

Benedict Cumberbatch
is an actor.

Okay, you know nothing.

Okay?

I can't believe
you went behind my back.

They had
nowhere else to go.

What was
I supposed to say?

Uh, "listen to your father,

for he is wise
in the ways of the world."

Look, she's a sweet kid.

I've known her
since she was born.

Do you know that, last month
when I had the flu,

she just brought me
over soup?

I didn't even ask her.
She just brought it.

I got you soup.

You never got me soup.
I would've.

I would have definitely
done it, but you know what?

They were out of lids.
What -- What am I gonna do?

You want me to drive
in the car with an open soup?

That's literally one of
the leading causes of death.

I'm sorry. I'm not willing
to die for you over open soup.

Okay, y-you know
what your problem is?

And -- And you're not
gonna wanna hear this,

but you don't --
You don't like change.

You don't want Enzo's
to change.

You don't want
your daughter to grow up.

You wanna control
everything.

Yes. Why do you think
I'm going through all of this?

I know, but you're
just pushing her away.

It's like trying
to control mashed potatoes

by holding it
in your hand.

And the more you squeeze
and tighten,

the more it slips
through your fingers.

Wow.

You're thinking about
mashed potatoes now, right?

I am.
Yep.

We're done.

♪♪

Hey, Dad.
I got your text.

What's the emergency?

There's no emergency,
all right?

Grab a spoon.

I got you pistachio.
Your favorite.

That's yourfavorite.

Okay, can we stop arguing
for one second, please?

Honestly.

Fine.

I also got you black cherry
and -- and Moose Tracks.

What's Moose Tracks?

It's fudge and
peanut butter cups in vanilla.

But I've eaten most
of the peanut butter cups,

so unless I missed
a fudge vein,

it's just vanilla now.

So, what do
you wanna talk about?

Listen, I was outta line

trying to control
the whole Enzo's thing

and spying on you
and telling Jack and Sara

they were the only family
I had left.

You said that?

I did.
It got pretty dark.

I'm not...

But the truth is, um...

I miss my little girl,
you know,

and we miss you guys
being in the garage.

I'm not gonna lie.

We miss being there.

And I'm sorry, too.

All right. Oh!

I got you this.

It's a couple grand light
'cause I had to get a dog bite

stitched up at the E.R.,
but...

Okay, but wait a minute.

How is this
all gonna work?

I'm gonna be
a silent partner, all right?

You and Chale do whatever
you want with Enzo's, okay?

Thanks, Dad.
Oh.

And, believe me, Chale
really knows what he's doing.

He's good at this stuff.
I know.

I've held my tongue
long enough.

I got something
to say to you, brother.

All I wanted
was my own beer --

a little legacy
for myself --

but you couldn't let me
have it,

'cause you never
let me have anything.

Well, guess what?
We are done.

You are dead to me.
Dead!

It's back on.
We're buying Enzo's.

Great.
Call you tomorrow.

♪♪

All right, guys.

This is a big moment
for me.

I always thought I'd be
giving this key to my son,

but that wasn't
in the cards.

So here you go.

Actually, I'm a manager.

I already have a key.

Wow.
Way to ruin it.

I'd like to be
your first customer,

so slice of pizza.

Actually, Dad,
the first one is on the house.

And so...

are the quarters.

Quarters?

Are you seeing
what I'm seeing?

No. They. Didn't.

Oh, yes. We. Did!

But it's only here for a week,
and then it goes back.

Knock yourself out!

Oh, I'm not knocking
myselfout.

I'm knocking molesout!

[ Coin clinking ]

Get it. Get it. Get it.
[ Bell dinging ]

Get some more.
Get some more.

Get some.
Get some more.

Get it. Get it.
Get some more.

Get it. Get it.
Get it. Get some.

Get some more.
Get some. Get some.

Get some more.
Get some more.

There you go. Get it.
Get it. Get it. Get it.

Get some more.
Get some more. Get some more.

Get it. Get it. Go. Hey.
Get it. Get it. Get it.

[ Buzzer ]

Yeah!

♪ Don't want no sweet perfume

♪ Shake your thing,
go bust your move ♪

♪ Do, do, do, do, do

♪ Do, do, do, do

♪ Ohhhhhh, yeah

♪ Don't want
no high-heel shoes ♪

♪ I just don't want no...