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Rootger, come sit.
Daily meeting.
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No, I can hear you from here.
No, no, that's why
I got the table.
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So we could have
team meetings,
like a real company.
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So, I lost my desk
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just so that we could have
team meetings?
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Yeah, and this one's
getting off to a bumpy start
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because of
that attitude.
Okay.
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This table is pretty nice.
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Yeah. Thank you,
Rootger, very much.
Yeah.
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All right. (CLEARS THROAT)
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First order of business...
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Hmm.
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I have nothing.
Vanessa, you have the floor.
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It's all you.
Go ahead.
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Well, unfortunately,
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I have to start
on a bad note.
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We did not
get the security gig
at the Billy Joel concert.
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It went to Nassau Security.
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(ROOTGER SIGHS)
Unbelievable.
We lost out to those guys?
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Well, they are ex-Navy SEALs.
I mean...
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Yeah. Ex.
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Have you seen
'em lately?
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They look like actual seals.
(CHUCKLES)
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All they do is they eat,
and they lay...
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Lay on the beach
and stuff, like...
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(IMITATES SEAL GRUNTING)
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Continue. Continue.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
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We did get one account.
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It's from
a small law firm,
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but it could lead
to bigger things.
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Okay. Hit me with it.
Let's do it.
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All right,
well, it's a divorce case.
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A woman thinks that her
husband's cooking the books
to keep his alimony low.
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He, uh... He owns
Westbury Auto Mall.
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All right, so I guess we got
to get in there somehow,
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locate the safe,
and then just
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figure out a way
to crack it, right?
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I can get some C-4.
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Nah, I think it's a little
too much club.
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Probably take out
the Hallmark store next to it.
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We're not doing any of that.
No one's cracking anything.
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We got to do something,
all right?
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I say we go undercover,
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get in there,
and, believe me,
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we'll get all
the information we need.
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Yeah, actually, you know what?
That's not a bad idea.
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I mean, I know the maintenance
people there.
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Maybe I can get in
on the cleaning crew.
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What do you mean, you?
First of all,
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I just said that.
It was my idea.
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I understand that,
but you tend to lose focus.
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Let me just get in there,
get it done. In, out.
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No. You're not a janitor.
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Look at you,
you're all prissy
with your bracelets
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and the jingles
and, "Oh, I..."
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Okay.
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No. This... Look.
This is a janitor.
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Yes.
Right? Thank you, Rootger.
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I would also believe you
as a... As a deli guy
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who makes nice sandwiches.
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Okay, you can go
back outside now.
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* I am not your
ordinary guy *
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(WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
OVER P.A.)
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(WHIRRING)
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(SQUEAKING)
(THUDS)
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(SQUEAKING)
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(CHAIR CREAKS)
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(WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
OVER P.A.)
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WOMAN: Excuse me?
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Hello? Hi. Uh...
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Sorry to startle you.
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We're interested in the SUV
you've got out there.
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Oh, you know, I...
I don't work in...
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Does the third row go flat?
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We need the extra space.
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Well, it's definitely got
the extra space. I know that.
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And the third row
does go flat.
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I know it only
'cause of my buddy.
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He's... He's got
the exact same car.
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Actually, a few months ago,
he was on the way
to a Jet game,
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and his pregnant wife
felt a little kick.
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He pulls over... Boom!
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She gives birth to twins
right in the back.
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(CHUCKLES)
All three of 'em,
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comfortable as puppies
on a pillow.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Wow. I believe
you just sold us.
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Guess we're pretty much
ready to buy.
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Did I just hear
my favorite words?
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"We're ready to buy"?
(CHUCKLES)
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Jerry Benton,
owner and proprietor.
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Why don't you folks head down
to the finance office?
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Hope you brought
your flip-flops,
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'cause I'm gonna
make you a deal
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that's gonna knock
your socks off.
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(LAUGHS)
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Very smooth, son.
Oh.
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You been selling
for us long?
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No, no, no. I don't...
I work in maintenance.
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Not anymore,
you don't.
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I work off of instinct,
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and my gut tells me you're
a natural-born salesman.
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Wow. Tell your gut thanks.
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Tomorrow, wear a blazer.
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I want you out here
on the sales floor.
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(BELL DINGS)
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What was that?
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Uh, that's Trevor.
He just sold another car.
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He's in first place
this month,
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but if I'm right
about you,
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you'll be at the top
of that board in no time.
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Really?
Absolutely.
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And the top spot
gets you that Vespa.
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Whoa.
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It looks like the one
Mario Batali rode
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in Food Warriors.
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It is the one.
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Mario's a friend
of mine.
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I sold him
his Buick Regal.
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(BREATHES SHARPLY)
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Well, I've always
wanted a Vespa.
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'Cause it feels like
a Harley's a little too much.
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And the moped,
not quite enough.
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But this Italian muffin here,
she threads the needle.
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You see that?
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The language
you're speaking,
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it's just poetry.
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You have a way
with words.
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You know what it is?
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I, uh...
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Every time I feel like that,
um, some... I, um...
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Thank you.
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All right.
I did it.
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Good for you.
Did what?
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I signed up to audition
for the school play.
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You said you'd help me.
So, let's do it.
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Today? Oh, no, Jack.
I'm sorry. I can't.
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I have to be at Enzo's
in like five minutes.
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But my audition.
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Audition?
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Yeah. Yeah, Jack's going out
for the school play.
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Really? Huh.
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I didn't realize there
was a fellow thespian
in the house.
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That means he used
to act.
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Some call it "acting."
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Others say that I
"held a mirror up to society."
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And that means
he thinks he was good.
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Okay, so,
you can help him?
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I would love to.
Thank you.
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All right, Jackie boy,
let's dig into this material.
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What are we performing?
Hamlet? Othello?
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It's called
"Bullying: Don't Do It."
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My gym teacher,
Mr. Gronk, wrote it.
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Oh, well.
We all start somewhere.
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But don't worry. I've got
a lot of tricks in my bag.
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Now, where does
our journey begin?
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Oh, I take some kid's milk
and flick him in the ear.
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Right. But that's probably
just a metaphor for, um...
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Oh, no.
You just take some milk,
flick a kid in the ear.
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Hey.
Hey. There you are.
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Well, what'd you find out?
Did you get the sales numbers?
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I did not, but I got
something way better.
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A promotion.
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Boom!
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Jerry bumped me
to sales.
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What're you talking about?
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What am I talking about?
I sold three cars today.
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A Camry, an Elantra,
and then a...
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Okay, what about the job
that you were there to do?
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Let me finish.
And a Tahoe.
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Bl-bl-bl-bl-bl-bl swing!
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You do realize that Jerry's
not your friend, right?
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He's the guy that
we're supposed to nail.
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Yeah, speaking of nails,
by the way,
he gave me a nickname.
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He calls me "The Hammer,"
because I hammer deals shut!
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Killin' it.
Okay. Hey. Hey!
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I need you to focus.
Yeah.
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Can you focus?
Yeah. I'm focused.
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I spoke to the client.
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She said that Jerry
keeps his sales numbers
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on a purple thumb drive
in his safe.
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Yeah, you know what?
I saw it. It's in his office.
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And, by the way,
now that I'm a salesman,
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I have access to that.
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That is
three-dimensional chess
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I'm playin', girl.
Great.
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Great, great, great,
great, great.
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Tomorrow, go in there
and just get it done, okay?
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I'm sorry. Who do you
want to go in there?
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I am not calling you
"The Hammer," so...
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You just did.
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"Hey, kid. Nice milk."
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"Leave me alone, Duke."
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"I will. Right after
I drink your milk!"
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Okay, hold. Hold.
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That's a hold.
What are you doing, Jack?
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Well, I'm saying
the lines.
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Exactly.
You're saying them.
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I need you to feel them.
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Look, when you're out there,
there is no Jack.
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There is only Duke,
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tortured bully
and eventual hero.
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Find it. Go.
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So, louder?
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No, not lou...
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Look...
(CLEARS THROAT)
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The point I am trying
to impart in you
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is that you need to feel
your character's pain, okay?
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Here, a little
acting trick.
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Take this pebble,
place it in your shoe.
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And then, every time you
feel the pain in your foot,
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you will actually be feeling
the pain in Duke's heart.
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So I gotta walk around
with a rock in my shoe?
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Yes!
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How else are you going to
understand why Duke
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is picking on, um...
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"Boy eating sandwich"
on page five?
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You are better
than this, Mr. Gronk.
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Coffee, Mr. Hammer?
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You know what?
Make it a latte, Maritza.
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And keep 'em coming.
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I'm en fuego.
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(LAUGHING)
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You're so funny,
Mr. Hammer.
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Hey, I noticed you
checking out the car, sport.
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What's your name, player?
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Dinesh.
Dinesh. I like it.
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Power name. Alpha!
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Actually, it means
"Lord of the Day."
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So, I was right.
So, what do you think
of the car, Day Lord?
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It's...nice.
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Hmm. Yeah.
I'm gonna have to disagree.
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Bean bag chairs
are nice.
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Hemmed slacks
are nice.
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This is a beast, right?
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And I see an animal like you
driving this baby, tame it.
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(IMITATES ENGINE REVVING)
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You know what?
You're right.
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I'm taking it.
There you go.
Jerry. Ring 'em up.
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Nice, Hammer! Looks like
you're number one.
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That's what
I'm talking about.
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I'm talking about it,
too, Jer.
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Hey. Kendra told me
you were working down here.
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I might be in the, uh,
market for a new vehicle.
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00:09:06,413 --> 00:09:08,015
Look, look.
I'm working undercover,
246
00:09:08,081 --> 00:09:09,817
so just keep it down,
all right?
247
00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:11,151
All right, well, look, can you
sell me a new car or not?
248
00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,686
'Cause I'm motivated.
249
00:09:12,753 --> 00:09:14,421
Just pick out a car.
I'll get it for you,
all right? Yeah.
250
00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,189
What can you tell me about
this baby right over here?
251
00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:19,927
KEVIN:
The Cloudy with a Chance
of Meatballs car?
252
00:09:19,993 --> 00:09:22,095
It's a promo car
for some kids' movie.
253
00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:24,832
Yeah. A very successful
kids' movie.
254
00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,299
So, what's
the story with it?
There's no story.
255
00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:29,136
It's a crappy car covered
in meatball stickers.
256
00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,904
The owner calls it
his white whale.
257
00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:32,405
Says he's never gonna
be able to sell it.
258
00:09:32,472 --> 00:09:33,774
Okay. (CHUCKLES)
259
00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:35,743
Playing it close
to the vest. Got it.
260
00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:39,246
I mean, not that it
would've mattered to me,
261
00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:40,748
because I'm not
interested, you know?
Okay, great.
262
00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,582
Unless it was like
a really sick deal.
263
00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:43,951
It's not. That's the...
That's the clearance price
right there.
264
00:09:44,017 --> 00:09:45,018
It's as sick
as it's gonna get.
265
00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:47,888
And the dance begins.
266
00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:50,991
No. There's no dance.
That's the price, okay?
267
00:09:51,058 --> 00:09:51,925
I gotta go.
268
00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,193
All right,
I'm walking away.
269
00:09:53,260 --> 00:09:54,561
Call me when you
want to talk turkey.
270
00:09:54,628 --> 00:09:56,363
No turkey.
I'm not calling you.
271
00:09:58,065 --> 00:10:00,000
WOMAN ON P.A.: Greg Wilson,
dial the operator, please.
272
00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:02,670
Greg Wilson,
dial the operator.
273
00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,304
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
274
00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:06,473
(BELL DINGS)
275
00:10:06,539 --> 00:10:08,175
ALL: Hey!
276
00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,143
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
Another sale for Trevor!
277
00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:11,745
(LAUGHS)
278
00:10:11,812 --> 00:10:13,847
Looks like you have
some competition, Hammer.
279
00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:15,315
Or am I back to
calling you "Kevin"?
280
00:10:15,382 --> 00:10:17,851
No, it's Hammer, sir.
Hammer's in the house.
281
00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:21,054
That's what
I like to hear. (CHUCKLES)
282
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:24,024
Oh, crap.
I left my safe open.
283
00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:29,730
I hear what you're
saying about
284
00:10:29,797 --> 00:10:30,831
not being able
to afford the car.
285
00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:33,133
But let me ask you this,
286
00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,535
can you afford to not
not get it?
287
00:10:35,602 --> 00:10:37,971
Hmm?
288
00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:40,908
My friend, you ready to dance
like nobody's watching?
289
00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:44,277
Can you excuse me
for a second?
290
00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:46,646
Hey, what're
you doing here?
291
00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:48,348
Oh, I work here now.
292
00:10:48,415 --> 00:10:50,550
If you're not gonna
get the thumb drive,
293
00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:51,952
we don't get paid.
294
00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,386
I'm gonna get it,
all right?
Really?
295
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:54,788
What're you waiting for?
What am I waiting for?
296
00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,223
The right time, okay?
297
00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:57,858
I'm about to sell
my seventh car.
298
00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:59,592
You know how many
I've sold this week already?
299
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,729
I don't know... Six?
300
00:11:02,796 --> 00:11:04,131
That's right. Six.
301
00:11:04,197 --> 00:11:05,999
You can't even count
that amount on one hand.
302
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,801
Unless you have a...
An extra finger,
303
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:10,237
like that, you know,
the girl who works
at the Golden Corral.
304
00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,205
You know, at the register.
She's got the extra pinky.
305
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:13,874
She's so good, though.
Can you... Can you...
Can you focus?
306
00:11:13,941 --> 00:11:15,375
Yeah, I'm focused.
307
00:11:15,442 --> 00:11:16,543
Nobody's in the office.
308
00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:17,811
Get in there
and get the drive,
309
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,412
or I will do it myself.
310
00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:20,881
I'll do it, all right?
311
00:11:20,948 --> 00:11:22,750
And by the way, show
a little pride in your work.
312
00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:24,051
Throw that creamer on ice.
313
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:25,252
What, are you tryin'
to kill everybody?
314
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,924
(WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
OVER P.A.)
315
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,094
Okay, wait.
316
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:37,931
(WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY
OVER P.A.)
317
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,469
Hey, Jer.
318
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,804
Hammer?
319
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:46,006
Yeah.
What are you
doing in here?
320
00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:49,042
I was, uh,
just looking for a pen.
321
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,878
About ready to slam
another deal shut,
322
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,245
and I wanted one of those
logo ones you have.
323
00:11:52,312 --> 00:11:53,613
They're kind of cool,
you know?
324
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:54,948
Mmm-hmm.
325
00:11:56,483 --> 00:11:57,684
Everything all right, Jer?
326
00:11:57,751 --> 00:11:59,019
Actually, no.
327
00:11:59,086 --> 00:12:01,388
Everything's not "all right."
328
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:02,756
Take a seat.
329
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:07,861
(CLEARS THROAT)
330
00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,496
What is wrong
with the world?
331
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,399
Can't trust
anybody anymore.
332
00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,634
You know what I'm saying?
333
00:12:14,701 --> 00:12:16,169
Not really. I still have
a lot of faith in people.
334
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:19,907
That's the way
I was raised.
335
00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:22,009
Turns out my ex-wife
336
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:25,145
hired a private investigator
to do some digging on me.
337
00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:27,781
Dig up some dirt.
And I know
who that person is.
338
00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:31,351
In fact, I'm looking
at 'em right now.
339
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,452
You are?
340
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:35,155
Yep. The new coffee girl.
341
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,292
You know what?
I never liked her.
342
00:12:39,359 --> 00:12:42,395
I... I got
a bad vibe from her
the minute I met her.
343
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:43,931
And, by the way,
don't drink the cream,
344
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,098
'cause she's had it
sitting out all day.
345
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,967
She's not good
on that, either.
346
00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,936
I knew I recognized her.
347
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,804
She wrote me a ticket
four years ago.
348
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,139
I never forget a face.
349
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:54,474
So, what are...
What are you gonna do?
350
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:55,876
Watch this.
351
00:12:57,744 --> 00:12:59,379
Uh, oh, Elaine?
352
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:03,216
Oh, yes, um,
Mr. Benton?
353
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,985
I know what
you're here for.
354
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,620
The thumb drive.
355
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:10,257
And it's not on my desk,
so I guess
you've already gotten it.
356
00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,859
But it's not
gonna help you.
357
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:14,494
I wiped it clean
last night.
358
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:17,564
I do not know what
you are talking about.
359
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,733
I think you do, Elaine.
I think you do.
360
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,703
You've got five minutes
to get your stuff
and get out of here.
361
00:13:23,770 --> 00:13:25,105
Yeah, get out of here,
Elaine!
362
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:26,874
You should be ashamed
of yourself.
363
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:28,308
Get out of here.
364
00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,710
Tighten your hair net, woman.
You disgust me.
365
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:31,778
You disgust me!
366
00:13:31,845 --> 00:13:33,146
Hammer, Hammer.
Yeah?
367
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:34,714
I like the anger,
just pull it back a bit.
368
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:36,249
Okay.
369
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,486
I can't believe my ex-wife
would do me like this.
370
00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:40,787
What happened?
371
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:41,989
Long story.
372
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,723
She thinks I'm lying
about the sales
373
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,225
to pay less alimony.
374
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,961
'Course, I wouldn't
do that. Right?
375
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,131
'Course not, Jer.
376
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:52,132
(LAUGHING)
377
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:53,366
What are you doing
sitting here?
378
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,135
Get out there
and sell some cars.
379
00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:57,704
Oh, sorry, JB. I thought
we were having a moment here.
380
00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,106
Okay, yeah. I'm out.
381
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:02,876
(CLEARS THROAT)
382
00:14:02,943 --> 00:14:04,377
Hey.
Hey.
383
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,413
Oh, thank you again
for helping Jack
with his audition.
384
00:14:06,479 --> 00:14:09,649
Oh, when he comes in,
do not refer to him as Jack.
385
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:12,485
I want him to live the part
of "Duke the Bully."
386
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,922
Okay, but don't you think
that's a little intense
387
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:16,589
for a 12-year-old?
388
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,025
It's the process.
389
00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:24,531
Hey. Is something wrong
with your foot?
390
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,500
Yeah. Yeah.
I got a rock in my shoe.
391
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:30,170
Chale wanted me to
"find the pain."
392
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:32,372
Stay in character.
393
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:34,942
Duke would never admit
to people that he's hurting.
394
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:38,311
She didn't ask him,
she asked me.
395
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:41,414
Hey! There is no "me."
There is only Duke.
396
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:44,284
And the faster
you realize that, the better.
397
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:48,588
You know what?
I'm sick of this!
398
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,058
I'm... I'm sick of
the rock in my shoe!
399
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:54,161
I'm sick of acting!
I'm sick of you!
400
00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:56,796
Well, well, well,
look who just showed up.
401
00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:59,466
(CHUCKLES)
Hello, Duke.
402
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,272
Where have you been?
403
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,540
Sorry. We had cake
in the service bay.
404
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:09,476
It's Denise's birthday.
405
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:13,480
Well, I wish I was there
to celebrate
406
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,848
Denise's big day,
but you got me fired.
407
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,485
Okay, I didn't get you fired,
you got yourself fired.
408
00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,287
All right?
He saw right through you.
409
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,389
And, by the way,
it was a little
over the top...
410
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,057
(IMITATING KEVIN)
"You disgust me."
411
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:26,960
You don't disgust me,
all right? I'm undercover.
412
00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:29,529
You disgust my character.
Okay. Great.
413
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,131
Just so you know,
now we have nothing, okay?
414
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:32,599
Because you were
so obsessed
415
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,167
with trying to get yourself
a little "scooter."
416
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,735
It's not a scooter, okay?
417
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:38,371
Mario Batali does not ride
a scooter. He rides a Vespa.
418
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,174
Unbelievable.
419
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:42,976
Maybe I got a little
carried away, all right?
420
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,577
Yeah.
I hope it's worth it,
421
00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,613
because we lost a client.
Well, it's not over yet.
422
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:47,814
You remember that $600
423
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,282
pen-camera thing
we talked about?
424
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,418
You mean the one I told you
we couldn't afford?
425
00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:54,354
And specifically
forbidden you to lie?
426
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:55,588
Yeah, I bought it.
No!
427
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:56,556
Yes.
428
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,625
One click of this,
and it is showtime.
429
00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,060
That's a Sharpie.
430
00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,262
This...
431
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,238
Oh, there he is!
(CHUCKLES) My prodigy.
432
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,705
How did the audition go?
433
00:16:13,706 --> 00:16:14,741
I didn't get it.
434
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,409
What?
How could that be?
435
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,078
Did you stay
in character?
436
00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,912
Well, I made a kid cry.
437
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,414
Wonderful.
438
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,384
Yeah, my teacher said
I scared her.
439
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,253
You mean Duke
scared her.
440
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,688
Well, either way, I had to go
see a guidance counselor.
441
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:31,258
And the school nurse
because of my limp.
442
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:33,893
They said
I'm the first person
under 40
443
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,428
to get plantar fasciitis.
444
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:38,431
Oh, Jack, I'm sorry.
445
00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,267
Oh, well, it's not
all that bad.
446
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,370
This girl Katrina said
I looked "dangerous."
Huh.
447
00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:45,405
And guess who's taking
her to the dance.
448
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:46,506
You?
449
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,641
Yep.
450
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:52,745
The true reward every actor
looks for... chicks.
451
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,217
Hey, Jer,
you got a second?
452
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,486
Hey, what's shakin', Hammer?
Make another sale?
453
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:02,289
Not yet. Just, uh... Just
startin' the day, actually.
454
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,523
(CHUCKLES)
Well, get out there.
455
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:04,557
You're only, uh,
456
00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:06,193
two away from winning
that Vespa.
457
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:07,827
Oh, it's happening.
(CHUCKLES)
458
00:17:07,894 --> 00:17:10,863
You know, I read that you can
slap a fuel injector on it,
459
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,533
get her up to 50, 55.
460
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:14,901
Safe? No.
461
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,636
Fun? You betcha.
462
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:17,870
(BOTH LAUGHING)
463
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:20,940
Would you stop talking
about the stupid Vespa?
464
00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:22,542
Yeah, he's not focused.
465
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,577
But, you know,
it is interesting
about the Vespa.
466
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:27,180
I did not know
it could go that fast.
467
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:30,150
Rootger, I might need
a little of this.
468
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:32,852
Actually, I wanted
to give you one of these.
469
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,555
You know, just a little
thank you for, uh,
470
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:39,092
allowing me to work in your
fine used-car establishment.
471
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:41,761
Wow, an Arturo Magnifico.
472
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,231
I'll only smoke one
if you'll have one with me.
473
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,633
Well, that's why I brought
myself another one.
474
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,601
(LAUGHS)
475
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:51,003
Jer, I wanted
to pick your brain
on a couple things.
476
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,772
Ask you a few questions.
Kinda sensitive.
477
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:55,275
Well, anything you
tell me stays here.
478
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:57,944
Appreciate that. I've been
dating this red-haired gal.
479
00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,547
Lives in Jersey. Right outside
the Holland Tunnel.
480
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,415
You know,
when you get out
of the tunnel,
481
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:03,916
that first quick exit
comes up really fast?
Mmm-hmm.
482
00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:07,354
It's not that one.
It's the one, uh, after it.
483
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,688
He doesn't need to know
484
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,990
where your fake girlfriend
lives, dummy.
485
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,859
Anyway, she wants
to get married,
486
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,529
but after I heard what
happened with your wife...
487
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,199
I just... I hope you
don't mind me asking,
488
00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:23,002
but how do you hide
money from your ex?
489
00:18:23,069 --> 00:18:25,004
Don't mind your asking.
490
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:27,874
To be honest,
it's smart.
491
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,677
The first thing
I did was...
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
492
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,545
I'm off the fence.
I'm ready to buy.
493
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:36,883
Crap. What is Kyle
doing there?
494
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,552
No, he's there
to buy some car
made out of meatballs.
495
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,987
Again, Rootger.
496
00:18:41,053 --> 00:18:42,555
Kyle, I'm in the middle of
something right here.
497
00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,291
Look, I can't play
the game anymore.
498
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:46,159
I want the Meatball car.
499
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,994
KEVIN: (SCOFFS)
I'm busy right now, okay?
500
00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,462
Hold on a minute.
501
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,332
Did you just say
you're interested
502
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,033
in buying the movie car?
503
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,202
Interested?
504
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,337
Would a man drain
his entire 401(k)
505
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:58,871
if he was just
"interested"?
506
00:18:58,938 --> 00:19:01,908
(CHUCKLES) Hammer,
that's a special car.
507
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,577
That's why it counts as you
selling two vehicles.
508
00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:07,180
You sell that,
the Vespa's yours.
509
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,382
Really?
510
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:11,284
Yeah.
So, are we
doing this, bro?
511
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:12,652
Absolutely.
512
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:15,054
Wow.
513
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:16,456
This is fantastic.
514
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:18,090
What are you...
What are you talking about?
515
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,726
Kyle, he got
the Meatball car.
516
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:22,195
Whoa. What is this?
517
00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,163
One of those fancy Montblancs?
518
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:29,536
(CAR HORN BLARES)
519
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:30,703
Pull over!
520
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,240
No! Why can't you
just be happy for me?
521
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,447
Okay, look, I'd like to open
today's team meeting
522
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,315
by saying I'm sorry.
523
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:45,485
I got carried away,
and I blew the case.
524
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,321
You didn't tell him?
525
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,290
Tell me what?
526
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,225
Oh. Take a look.
527
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:56,296
My ex is so clueless.
528
00:19:56,363 --> 00:20:00,099
She has no idea
I moved everything
into the Cayman account.
529
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:02,235
(CHUCKLES)
530
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:04,604
How'd you get that?
531
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,839
Well, your stupid brother,
532
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:09,842
uh, left your stupid pen
on Jerry's desk
533
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,244
after he bought his car,
534
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:14,614
and Jerry
spilled everything.
535
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,849
Security questions,
account numbers.
536
00:20:16,916 --> 00:20:17,950
We got him.
537
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,252
Are you kidding?
538
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,720
That's amazing!
539
00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:24,557
Wow! I guess Kyle's
a lot cooler than I thought.
540
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,195
Beautiful day, ladies.
541
00:20:29,262 --> 00:20:30,663
But it's
about to get cloudy,
542
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,632
with a chance of meatballs.
543
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:44,277
* Don't want no sweet perfume
544
00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:47,547
* Shake your thing,
go bust your move
545
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:50,082
* Do, do, do, do, do
546
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:51,718
* Do, do, do, do
547
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:54,954
* Oh, yeah
548
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:58,024
* Don't want
no high-heel shoes
549
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,026
* I just don't want no...
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