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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 2 00:03:38,750 --> 00:03:41,480 You fuck, you broke it. 3 00:04:22,326 --> 00:04:23,759 What the hell was that? 4 00:04:23,927 --> 00:04:25,417 What was what? 5 00:04:25,596 --> 00:04:28,463 I'm referring to the enormous underwater explosion. 6 00:04:30,034 --> 00:04:31,762 - Alfonz? - What? 7 00:04:34,971 --> 00:04:36,962 Do you have any idea what this is? 8 00:04:37,140 --> 00:04:40,667 I would guess it is a piece of a plate from Howard Johnson's. 9 00:04:40,843 --> 00:04:43,277 Do you have any idea what this is, buddy? 10 00:04:43,446 --> 00:04:44,606 This is it. 11 00:04:44,781 --> 00:04:47,909 This is it, man, this is what I've been looking for for eight years. 12 00:04:48,084 --> 00:04:49,779 Eight years. 13 00:04:50,753 --> 00:04:51,879 Huh? 14 00:04:52,055 --> 00:04:54,546 Oh, good God. Oh, thank you. 15 00:04:54,724 --> 00:04:57,625 Oh, baby, I knew you were here. Oh, yes, you are. 16 00:04:58,194 --> 00:04:59,855 Where's the boat? 17 00:05:00,029 --> 00:05:02,224 - Where's the boat? - I don't know. 18 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:05,528 What, did somebody just take it? 19 00:05:11,940 --> 00:05:12,964 I found it. 20 00:05:14,643 --> 00:05:17,874 - What do you mean? Where is it? - It will come to you. 21 00:05:24,252 --> 00:05:25,913 Oh, no. 22 00:05:26,088 --> 00:05:28,556 For some reason, I'm not entirely surprised. 23 00:05:28,724 --> 00:05:30,749 Oh, no. 24 00:06:04,492 --> 00:06:06,756 - Hey, guys. - Get in. 25 00:06:06,927 --> 00:06:11,193 - You wanna know where the boat went. - It took us a minute to figure it out too. 26 00:06:11,365 --> 00:06:14,095 - You sunk it. - Listen, Curtis, forget the boat. 27 00:06:14,268 --> 00:06:16,633 We found something. I mean, we found something. 28 00:06:16,803 --> 00:06:20,603 Bigg Bunny spent some major bank on that leaky-ass piece of shit. 29 00:06:20,774 --> 00:06:21,866 How come it sunk? 30 00:06:22,041 --> 00:06:24,271 Look, boats sink. I mean, nobody knows why. 31 00:06:24,444 --> 00:06:25,741 Can I show you what I found? 32 00:06:25,912 --> 00:06:28,039 - I think it was the compressor. - Don't help me. 33 00:06:28,214 --> 00:06:31,149 I want them to know it was you who stole their money. 34 00:06:31,317 --> 00:06:32,909 You didn't buy a new compressor? 35 00:06:33,420 --> 00:06:36,821 - It's okay if I take off now? - Yeah, man, we don't care about you. 36 00:06:36,990 --> 00:06:40,391 Oh, you disloyal Ukrainian prick. 37 00:06:46,399 --> 00:06:49,061 Ho! Ho! Ho! Easy. 38 00:06:49,235 --> 00:06:51,429 Get in the damn boat. 39 00:06:59,812 --> 00:07:01,575 Oh... 40 00:07:13,459 --> 00:07:15,450 Oh... 41 00:07:17,696 --> 00:07:19,664 What perfect hair. 42 00:07:19,832 --> 00:07:21,857 What a perfect hairstyle. 43 00:07:22,034 --> 00:07:26,333 Oh, my God, what perfect nails. Where did you get them done? 44 00:07:26,504 --> 00:07:30,736 You did them yourself? Oh, my God. 45 00:07:30,908 --> 00:07:33,775 They're so incredibly perfect. 46 00:07:33,945 --> 00:07:38,814 Like your incredibly perfect face, and your... 47 00:07:39,951 --> 00:07:42,181 ...perfect personality. 48 00:07:43,454 --> 00:07:46,048 Ugh. Ooh. 49 00:07:46,224 --> 00:07:48,089 That's nice. 50 00:07:53,397 --> 00:07:56,594 Lillian, I've called Teddy and Purdy... 51 00:07:56,767 --> 00:07:59,964 ...and they're not going to tell their editors... 52 00:08:00,137 --> 00:08:02,195 ...not to publish stories about her. 53 00:08:02,372 --> 00:08:04,840 It's how they make a living. Anyway... 54 00:08:05,008 --> 00:08:07,636 ...what about the other half-dozen bloody magazines... 55 00:08:07,811 --> 00:08:09,802 ...she's always appearing in half-clothed... 56 00:08:09,980 --> 00:08:12,471 ...and halfway on her way to the bloody halfway house? 57 00:08:12,649 --> 00:08:13,741 Crush them too? 58 00:08:13,917 --> 00:08:16,977 No, no, no, I assure you that as soon as Gemma arrives... 59 00:08:17,153 --> 00:08:20,748 ...I have every intention of giving her a very firm talking-to, and l... 60 00:08:21,825 --> 00:08:24,316 Hello? Oh... 61 00:08:26,997 --> 00:08:28,487 My ex-wife. 62 00:08:29,266 --> 00:08:30,528 Yes, sir. 63 00:08:34,571 --> 00:08:36,936 Was there something else, uh? 64 00:08:37,773 --> 00:08:40,207 - Tess. - I'm sorry. Tess, yes. 65 00:08:40,376 --> 00:08:41,741 No, sir. 66 00:08:41,911 --> 00:08:45,677 I just wanted to tell you how much I appreciate you accommodating me. 67 00:08:46,815 --> 00:08:48,248 How did I do that? 68 00:08:49,118 --> 00:08:52,576 You know, by agreeing to stop in Key West for my thing tomorrow. 69 00:08:53,455 --> 00:08:54,683 Your thing? 70 00:08:55,558 --> 00:08:58,527 Oh, yes, I remember. Married, are you getting? 71 00:08:58,694 --> 00:09:01,254 Oh, no. 72 00:09:01,597 --> 00:09:03,189 Divorced. 73 00:09:04,533 --> 00:09:06,000 Oh. 74 00:09:06,268 --> 00:09:07,292 Your idea? 75 00:09:07,469 --> 00:09:08,936 Yeah. 76 00:09:09,438 --> 00:09:11,371 I don't mean to pry, just... 77 00:09:11,973 --> 00:09:14,441 That's all right. I'll tell you all about it sometime. 78 00:09:15,476 --> 00:09:17,068 If you like. 79 00:09:20,114 --> 00:09:22,139 Anyway, thanks again. 80 00:09:23,985 --> 00:09:25,612 You're welcome. 81 00:09:31,359 --> 00:09:38,094 I authorized $62,581.43 to fix that boat. 82 00:09:41,936 --> 00:09:43,460 So where my money at? 83 00:09:43,638 --> 00:09:46,265 Oh, God, I don't know, um... It's all over. 84 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:47,634 All over where? 85 00:09:48,909 --> 00:09:50,171 The world. 86 00:09:50,344 --> 00:09:51,470 All over the world? 87 00:09:51,979 --> 00:09:53,276 The Caribbean, mainly. 88 00:09:53,447 --> 00:09:55,108 Hell, I was pretty much blown out... 89 00:09:55,282 --> 00:09:57,978 ...at just about every dive supplier south of Key West. 90 00:09:58,452 --> 00:10:00,044 - I don't believe this guy. - Look. 91 00:10:00,220 --> 00:10:02,848 I used the money to pay off some old debts... 92 00:10:03,023 --> 00:10:05,821 ...which, if anything, should reassure you. 93 00:10:06,627 --> 00:10:10,393 Because now I owe you money, and you know that I'm good for it. 94 00:10:11,131 --> 00:10:12,530 Huh? 95 00:10:13,467 --> 00:10:15,935 Now, can we talk about the plate? 96 00:10:18,438 --> 00:10:20,167 Come on. 97 00:10:28,047 --> 00:10:29,639 A plate from Howard Johnson's. 98 00:10:29,815 --> 00:10:31,874 It is not a plate from Howard Johnson's, man. 99 00:10:32,051 --> 00:10:35,145 That's got half the Vangor family crest stamped on the back of it. 100 00:10:35,321 --> 00:10:37,585 And if you just let me get back down to my boat... 101 00:10:37,757 --> 00:10:40,021 ...all right, before my books rot, I'll prove it. 102 00:10:40,192 --> 00:10:42,660 Shit look more to me like half a Arby's logo or something. 103 00:10:45,665 --> 00:10:48,429 Look at the filigree scalloping on the rim. 104 00:10:51,070 --> 00:10:53,231 Do you understand what this means? 105 00:10:57,108 --> 00:10:58,905 Get his embezzling ass off my island. 106 00:11:04,816 --> 00:11:06,283 Fine. 107 00:11:07,018 --> 00:11:08,349 Can I have my shard back? 108 00:11:09,454 --> 00:11:11,217 You ain't gonna need it. 109 00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:15,258 So you do know what it means. 110 00:11:16,761 --> 00:11:19,195 No, no, no, get... 111 00:11:21,332 --> 00:11:23,857 You guys are making a big mistake. 112 00:11:24,035 --> 00:11:28,369 Bigg Bunny is never gonna find the Aurelia without me. 113 00:11:31,241 --> 00:11:34,233 You ever hear the expression, "miss by an inch, miss by a mile"? 114 00:11:35,813 --> 00:11:37,110 It's a diving expression. 115 00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:40,114 It means, you miss by an inch, you miss by a mile. 116 00:11:41,518 --> 00:11:44,681 Now, that wreck could be scattered over 20 miles, guys. 117 00:11:45,222 --> 00:11:47,656 Any last words? 118 00:11:54,965 --> 00:11:56,398 Yeah. 119 00:11:59,503 --> 00:12:01,027 Tell Tess I love her. 120 00:12:01,205 --> 00:12:02,866 Okay. 121 00:12:03,841 --> 00:12:04,865 Who's Tess? 122 00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:07,170 It's my wife. 123 00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:11,803 At least she will be till 10:00 tomorrow morning. 124 00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:14,578 She's divorcing me... 125 00:12:16,519 --> 00:12:18,817 ...and I still don't know what I did wrong. 126 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:25,288 Well, brother, you ain't never gonna find out, neither. 127 00:12:25,461 --> 00:12:28,089 - Let's go. - Curtis, hold it, help. 128 00:12:28,264 --> 00:12:30,994 Help. Help! 129 00:12:33,402 --> 00:12:34,426 Oh, shit. 130 00:12:39,675 --> 00:12:41,301 Hey. 131 00:12:43,145 --> 00:12:46,114 Hey. Don't move. 132 00:12:55,857 --> 00:12:57,825 Oh, shit. 133 00:13:06,668 --> 00:13:08,397 Whoa. Whoa. 134 00:13:14,709 --> 00:13:16,505 Get him. 135 00:13:16,677 --> 00:13:19,544 Use the boat. Start the engine. 136 00:13:23,284 --> 00:13:25,184 Oh, shit! 137 00:13:25,386 --> 00:13:26,717 Whoo! 138 00:13:34,061 --> 00:13:35,221 Shit. 139 00:13:57,817 --> 00:13:58,977 Shit. 140 00:14:33,318 --> 00:14:36,583 Please, Lord, don't let me shoot off my foot. 141 00:15:14,091 --> 00:15:15,888 Okay, guys... 142 00:15:16,460 --> 00:15:17,620 ...wish me luck. 143 00:15:17,795 --> 00:15:20,992 Good luck, honey. Don't lose your nerve at the last minute. 144 00:15:21,165 --> 00:15:24,464 She don't need her nerve, 10-to-1 the guy don't even show up. 145 00:15:26,137 --> 00:15:28,401 - Why do you say that? - Because that's his nature. 146 00:15:28,572 --> 00:15:30,631 - What the hell do you know? - That's right. 147 00:15:30,808 --> 00:15:33,436 Defend that bastard and attack your friends who love you. 148 00:15:33,611 --> 00:15:34,771 I've got no feelings. 149 00:15:34,945 --> 00:15:37,641 I'm just saying you don't know anything about my marriage. 150 00:15:37,814 --> 00:15:40,214 - Well, I heard enough. - Hmm. 151 00:15:40,383 --> 00:15:42,647 Do I comment on your love life? 152 00:15:42,819 --> 00:15:46,812 You could, if I didn't happen to be the most fortunate guy in the world. 153 00:15:47,557 --> 00:15:48,581 Get out of here. 154 00:15:48,758 --> 00:15:52,956 I just want you to have the happiness me and Eddie thank God for every day. 155 00:15:53,129 --> 00:15:55,427 He's not exaggerating, either. We really do that. 156 00:15:55,598 --> 00:15:58,123 Apparently this makes me some kind of deranged animal. 157 00:15:58,301 --> 00:16:00,861 You make it sound like I never meant anything to him. 158 00:16:01,471 --> 00:16:05,373 All I said was the guy has a tendency to miss a lot of appointments. 159 00:17:08,770 --> 00:17:11,204 Behold this dude. 160 00:17:11,372 --> 00:17:12,930 What's up? 161 00:17:13,107 --> 00:17:15,701 Oh, my God, are you from Cuba? 162 00:17:15,877 --> 00:17:19,278 Lucky for you we happened along, my most superfluously toasted friend. 163 00:17:19,447 --> 00:17:20,811 Water, water. 164 00:17:20,981 --> 00:17:24,576 It appears that you have run dry of the sacred nectar. 165 00:17:24,751 --> 00:17:25,843 Oh, yeah. 166 00:17:28,688 --> 00:17:30,178 Yeah. 167 00:17:30,357 --> 00:17:35,420 All hail Neptune, and those who party on his mighty waves. 168 00:17:35,595 --> 00:17:37,961 - Hail, Neptune. Whoo! - Hail, Neptune. Whoo! 169 00:17:41,701 --> 00:17:43,430 Decent rescue. 170 00:17:51,812 --> 00:17:53,404 Holy shit. 171 00:17:56,415 --> 00:18:00,749 Go faster. Whoo! 172 00:18:02,788 --> 00:18:04,312 Take a left right here. 173 00:18:10,796 --> 00:18:14,698 I'll give him a few more minutes, Mr. McCintry... 174 00:18:15,234 --> 00:18:18,635 ...but if he's not here by a quarter past... 175 00:18:18,804 --> 00:18:24,037 ...l'll be forced to award everything to Mrs. Finnegan here... 176 00:18:24,210 --> 00:18:25,575 ...by default. 177 00:18:25,744 --> 00:18:29,407 - I'm gonna kill him. - Do you wanna go to prison? 178 00:18:29,981 --> 00:18:32,108 If it gets me out of Florida? 179 00:18:32,417 --> 00:18:35,875 Honey, Florida didn't ruin your life. You did. 180 00:18:36,054 --> 00:18:40,582 You married a guy for the sex, and then expected him to be smart. 181 00:18:44,729 --> 00:18:46,026 Aah. 182 00:18:46,631 --> 00:18:48,258 Maybe he had car trouble. 183 00:18:49,234 --> 00:18:50,428 Car trouble? 184 00:18:50,602 --> 00:18:52,035 Yeah. You know... 185 00:18:53,438 --> 00:18:54,462 ...car trouble. 186 00:18:56,841 --> 00:18:58,934 He'd have to own a car... 187 00:18:59,377 --> 00:19:03,006 ...which he couldn't even if he wanted to because he has no money. 188 00:19:03,181 --> 00:19:05,978 He has no credit. 189 00:19:06,150 --> 00:19:08,675 He has no clue how to behave like a responsible adult. 190 00:19:09,286 --> 00:19:10,310 Oh... 191 00:19:10,487 --> 00:19:16,983 Which is why I can't get a loan, because everything is in our name. Ha-ha. 192 00:19:18,962 --> 00:19:21,658 I can't even pay for school and finish my degree... 193 00:19:21,832 --> 00:19:24,198 ...which is what I was doing in the first place... 194 00:19:24,368 --> 00:19:26,768 ...before I got dragged down here on spring break. 195 00:19:29,506 --> 00:19:32,134 But like you said, the sex was really... 196 00:19:33,177 --> 00:19:35,577 ...really, really great. 197 00:19:37,848 --> 00:19:41,010 Do you have any idea how humiliating it is... 198 00:19:41,184 --> 00:19:43,084 ...to get divorced by yourself? 199 00:19:55,198 --> 00:19:59,134 Your Honor, this is a big mistake. 200 00:19:59,302 --> 00:20:01,031 This woman... 201 00:20:01,604 --> 00:20:04,437 ...and I still love each other. 202 00:20:06,008 --> 00:20:07,771 Don't do this, Tess. 203 00:20:07,944 --> 00:20:10,174 Look, I know I messed up, all right? 204 00:20:10,346 --> 00:20:13,372 But I'm willing to change in any area that you feel needs work. 205 00:20:13,549 --> 00:20:14,981 I wanna make you happy. 206 00:20:16,451 --> 00:20:18,248 I'll do anything. 207 00:20:19,187 --> 00:20:21,883 I'll see a counselor. 208 00:20:25,827 --> 00:20:28,887 Will you come to Chicago with me like you promised? 209 00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:33,062 Could be... I mean, that could work. 210 00:20:35,036 --> 00:20:36,799 I'll definitely see the counselor. 211 00:20:40,542 --> 00:20:42,976 Mr. Finnegan... 212 00:20:43,345 --> 00:20:47,213 ...I can't tell you what a pleasure it is to inform you that under Florida law... 213 00:20:47,816 --> 00:20:51,717 ...you and this woman have been divorced for the last 50 or 60 seconds. 214 00:20:51,885 --> 00:20:55,878 Moreover, as you were not present at the time of the proceedings... 215 00:20:56,056 --> 00:20:58,650 ...she got everything. 216 00:21:04,398 --> 00:21:05,558 We're divorced? 217 00:21:06,367 --> 00:21:07,800 I'm afraid so. 218 00:21:16,877 --> 00:21:18,742 Why? 219 00:21:22,816 --> 00:21:24,305 Excuse me. 220 00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:36,094 Oh, wait, Tess. I gotta tell you what happened. 221 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,288 Tess. 222 00:21:39,365 --> 00:21:41,890 We found it. Me and Alfonz. 223 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:46,300 About a hundred yards off the reef. Right where we always said she'd be. 224 00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:50,137 Oh... 225 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:52,137 Prove it. 226 00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:59,546 Excuse me, excuse me, you have a pen, paper? 227 00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:02,981 Anybody got a pen, pencil, paper, anything? 228 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:05,453 Your uselessness is epic. 229 00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:08,855 What does that mean? Here we go. 230 00:22:09,961 --> 00:22:13,328 All right. Alfonz and I are diving... 231 00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:18,069 ...and I come across this plate, dinner plate, about yay big. 232 00:22:18,236 --> 00:22:20,204 It's plain white... 233 00:22:20,372 --> 00:22:21,771 ...but this... 234 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:24,869 ...was stamped on the back... 235 00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:27,575 ...in blue. 236 00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:31,578 It's the Vangor family crest, Tess. 237 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:35,082 You were right all along. You were right before anybody. 238 00:22:36,887 --> 00:22:39,856 - Where did you find this? - A hundred yards off the reef. 239 00:22:42,893 --> 00:22:44,417 Wow, Finn. Oh, my God. 240 00:22:44,595 --> 00:22:46,426 That's what I'm saying. 241 00:22:46,897 --> 00:22:48,592 Where's the plate? 242 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,059 Well, I don't have it on me this minute. 243 00:22:52,570 --> 00:22:53,594 Where do you have it? 244 00:22:53,771 --> 00:22:55,705 Well, it's back there. 245 00:22:58,342 --> 00:23:00,003 Wow. 246 00:23:01,679 --> 00:23:02,703 Wow. 247 00:23:02,880 --> 00:23:06,577 I know what you're thinking, Tess. But I swear to God it's the truth. 248 00:23:06,751 --> 00:23:07,775 You can ask Alfonz. 249 00:23:07,952 --> 00:23:09,942 Okay. Where is he? 250 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:11,382 Well, he's back there too. 251 00:23:11,554 --> 00:23:14,148 I can't believe you would dangle this in front of me. 252 00:23:14,324 --> 00:23:16,383 I can't believe it. 253 00:23:16,559 --> 00:23:19,858 - You really think I'd lie about this? - Why not? You're a liar. 254 00:23:20,029 --> 00:23:22,361 But this is an inappropriate time to dwell on that. 255 00:23:22,532 --> 00:23:24,500 You... I can draw this picture too. 256 00:23:24,667 --> 00:23:28,228 Hey, Tess, I'm telling you, we solved a 300-year-old mystery yesterday. 257 00:23:28,405 --> 00:23:29,565 Married or not... 258 00:23:29,739 --> 00:23:33,334 ...if we don't go after that ship, it's gonna haunt us the rest of our lives. 259 00:23:33,510 --> 00:23:35,842 I wasted eight years of my life on this bullshit. 260 00:23:36,012 --> 00:23:38,674 I'm going back to Chicago. I'm gonna get my Ph. D... 261 00:23:38,848 --> 00:23:42,648 ...and I'm going to spend the rest of my life teaching, reading and writing books. 262 00:23:42,819 --> 00:23:46,083 And somewhere in there I'm gonna meet an intelligent, successful man... 263 00:23:46,255 --> 00:23:51,192 ...who can get through an entire conversation without using "definitely." 264 00:23:53,128 --> 00:23:57,189 First of all, I hardly ever say that anymore. 265 00:23:57,766 --> 00:24:01,725 And when are you gonna stop selling this crap about going back to school? 266 00:24:01,904 --> 00:24:05,237 You want history? It's under the ocean, lady. 267 00:24:06,442 --> 00:24:09,707 What, are you telling me you wanna spend your life in some dark room... 268 00:24:09,878 --> 00:24:12,278 ...taking notes and writing books... 269 00:24:12,448 --> 00:24:15,611 ...about what some old putz in another room cooked up in his head... 270 00:24:15,784 --> 00:24:18,218 ...about things that you have actually seen... 271 00:24:18,387 --> 00:24:22,152 ...and touched and pulled out of the sand with your own hands? 272 00:24:25,259 --> 00:24:27,056 Bullshit. 273 00:24:29,597 --> 00:24:32,293 I'm so glad we're not married anymore. 274 00:24:38,473 --> 00:24:41,806 Well, where are you gonna get the tuition money anyway? 275 00:24:41,976 --> 00:24:45,139 That's the best part. By selling the boat. 276 00:24:46,113 --> 00:24:49,378 By selling my boat, which belongs to me, which used to belong to us... 277 00:24:49,550 --> 00:24:52,018 ...but you missed the divorce so now it belongs to me. 278 00:24:52,587 --> 00:24:55,646 I'm gonna fix it up, I'm gonna sell it, and I'm going back... What? 279 00:24:55,822 --> 00:24:56,948 This is hard to say. 280 00:24:57,123 --> 00:24:58,750 What is? 281 00:25:16,710 --> 00:25:19,235 Well, you act like this is totally my fault. 282 00:25:20,180 --> 00:25:22,910 Can I borrow this cane for a second, please? 283 00:25:23,083 --> 00:25:24,812 Oh, come on, Tess. You're not gonna hit me. 284 00:25:24,985 --> 00:25:26,247 Ugh. 285 00:25:30,055 --> 00:25:31,682 Sorry. 286 00:26:03,955 --> 00:26:05,820 Oh, my God. 287 00:26:07,525 --> 00:26:09,186 Oh, my God. 288 00:26:10,428 --> 00:26:11,827 Oh, God. 289 00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:42,915 I take it they didn't kill you. 290 00:26:46,930 --> 00:26:48,295 No... 291 00:26:48,865 --> 00:26:50,594 ...but thanks for your help. 292 00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:53,634 - You need help. - You are not my mother. 293 00:26:53,804 --> 00:26:54,828 You're right. 294 00:26:55,005 --> 00:26:58,441 I guess maybe I act like your mother sometimes because I never had one. 295 00:26:58,609 --> 00:26:59,667 Easy, Gary, easy. 296 00:26:59,843 --> 00:27:02,778 Okay, look, the main thing is we get away from Key West. 297 00:27:02,946 --> 00:27:06,780 The second Finn lays eyes on this boat, he's gonna be onboard in 10 minutes. 298 00:27:06,950 --> 00:27:09,384 What do you mean? You told him you're working here? 299 00:27:09,553 --> 00:27:11,783 - Are you kidding? - Then I don't get it. 300 00:27:12,356 --> 00:27:14,448 He needs money, Gary. 301 00:27:14,657 --> 00:27:17,592 Another boat, new equipment, everything. 302 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,991 And I doubt he's gonna squeeze another dime out of that Bugs Bunny. 303 00:27:21,163 --> 00:27:24,360 - Bugs Bunny? - The rapper guy we had the fight about. 304 00:27:24,533 --> 00:27:26,330 - You mean Bigg Bunny Deenz? - Yeah. 305 00:27:26,502 --> 00:27:29,300 - Bigg Bunny Deenz is Finn's investor? - Yeah. 306 00:27:29,472 --> 00:27:32,566 - Hey, Gary? - He is a very dangerous guy. 307 00:27:32,742 --> 00:27:35,108 I did like that one song he had, "Call Me Thumper." 308 00:27:35,277 --> 00:27:36,471 That was some funny shit. 309 00:27:36,646 --> 00:27:38,944 - Anyway... - There's something wrong with my bisque. 310 00:27:39,115 --> 00:27:40,514 - I'm sorry, honey. - Anyway... 311 00:27:40,683 --> 00:27:43,413 But I don't get it, because has Finn ever even met Nigel? 312 00:27:43,586 --> 00:27:46,248 No. But he will, don't you understand? 313 00:27:46,422 --> 00:27:49,117 He is a genius at exactly three things: 314 00:27:49,290 --> 00:27:54,728 Treasure salving, finding money for treasure salving, and one other thing. 315 00:27:56,698 --> 00:27:58,632 - What other thing? - What other thing? 316 00:28:00,368 --> 00:28:02,029 I don't wanna talk about it. 317 00:28:02,203 --> 00:28:04,330 How do you plan to get another boat? 318 00:28:04,506 --> 00:28:07,771 I can't think about this right now, Alfonz. 319 00:28:08,943 --> 00:28:10,376 I just got divorced. 320 00:28:11,546 --> 00:28:13,741 May I make a suggestion? 321 00:28:14,883 --> 00:28:16,282 No. 322 00:28:17,719 --> 00:28:20,017 You see that big yacht lying offshore? 323 00:28:20,655 --> 00:28:21,679 No, which one? 324 00:28:21,856 --> 00:28:24,688 The owner is Nigel Honeycutt. 325 00:28:25,993 --> 00:28:27,585 - So what? - I only mention it... 326 00:28:27,761 --> 00:28:33,097 ...because he is worth $ 700 million. 327 00:28:35,235 --> 00:28:38,932 And just to let you know, I'm back onboard, obviously. 328 00:28:39,339 --> 00:28:41,899 So whenever you want to weigh anchor is great. 329 00:28:42,676 --> 00:28:44,143 Thank you. 330 00:28:44,812 --> 00:28:46,677 So should I tell the captain? 331 00:28:46,847 --> 00:28:48,974 Ready to weigh anchor? Ready to push off? 332 00:28:50,084 --> 00:28:51,813 Actually, no. 333 00:28:51,985 --> 00:28:55,113 My daughter, Gemma, is joining us today... 334 00:28:55,289 --> 00:28:57,280 ...and I said I would wait here for her. 335 00:28:57,458 --> 00:28:59,925 Oh, great. God. 336 00:29:00,827 --> 00:29:02,920 When is she coming? Where is she coming from? 337 00:29:03,096 --> 00:29:05,121 How far away is she? How great. 338 00:29:05,531 --> 00:29:07,692 I sent the chopper to Miami... 339 00:29:08,334 --> 00:29:10,802 ...but she could be anywhere. 340 00:29:10,970 --> 00:29:14,462 That's so funny that you would wait in Key West for her... 341 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,370 ...when she's coming by chopper. 342 00:29:17,543 --> 00:29:19,602 - Is it? - Well, just because the helicopter... 343 00:29:19,779 --> 00:29:21,508 ...could just meet the boat anywhere. 344 00:29:21,681 --> 00:29:25,913 I mean, anywhere at all, that's what's so incredibly great about helicopters. 345 00:29:26,919 --> 00:29:29,444 She wants to do some shopping. 346 00:29:36,261 --> 00:29:37,751 What do you do, Tess? 347 00:29:39,931 --> 00:29:42,331 I'm the new steward. 348 00:29:43,535 --> 00:29:45,332 But what do you really do? 349 00:29:45,504 --> 00:29:49,770 What makes you think I do anything besides stewarding? 350 00:29:49,941 --> 00:29:54,139 Stewing, stewarding, stewarding? Stewarding. 351 00:29:54,312 --> 00:29:59,011 My infallible lifelong instinct for sizing people up. 352 00:30:01,753 --> 00:30:03,118 Have you sized me up? 353 00:30:04,289 --> 00:30:05,881 Not quite. 354 00:30:07,459 --> 00:30:11,622 You don't mind the work, but you're not here for long. 355 00:30:12,129 --> 00:30:17,294 You have a deep but not entirely unclouded love for the sea. 356 00:30:18,302 --> 00:30:21,430 You perform your duties with superlative efficiency and ease... 357 00:30:21,605 --> 00:30:24,403 ...suggestive of someone expending approximately one-tenth... 358 00:30:24,575 --> 00:30:26,440 ...of her available brain power. 359 00:30:27,745 --> 00:30:29,178 So... 360 00:30:29,980 --> 00:30:32,744 ...what do you do with the remaining 90 percent... 361 00:30:32,917 --> 00:30:34,851 ...when you're not getting divorced? 362 00:30:38,455 --> 00:30:40,685 I hope I'm not being too personal. 363 00:30:43,526 --> 00:30:47,360 No, not at... Not at all. 364 00:30:51,134 --> 00:30:54,661 It's just been a crazy couple of years. 365 00:30:58,775 --> 00:31:00,174 It's probably his helicopter. 366 00:31:00,343 --> 00:31:02,470 His daughter is supposed to be arriving today. 367 00:31:02,645 --> 00:31:05,375 The whole town is buzzing with excitement. 368 00:31:23,899 --> 00:31:27,733 Hey, so where you say this, uh, museum is at? 369 00:31:29,404 --> 00:31:31,634 Number 2, Water Street. 370 00:31:31,807 --> 00:31:35,334 Okay, uh, every street on this island is called Water Street. 371 00:31:35,510 --> 00:31:38,240 This place has a magic atmosphere. 372 00:31:38,413 --> 00:31:40,381 Will you just find the damn address, man? 373 00:31:40,549 --> 00:31:43,074 Yo, Cordell, we got MapQuest on these things? 374 00:32:25,259 --> 00:32:27,625 - Hi, Daddy. - Hello, darling. 375 00:32:30,230 --> 00:32:32,130 Hello, my baby. 376 00:32:32,299 --> 00:32:33,994 Daddy. 377 00:32:39,406 --> 00:32:42,170 - Pleasant flight? - Uh-huh. 378 00:32:43,243 --> 00:32:46,110 So, um, is this the whole boat? 379 00:32:47,847 --> 00:32:51,510 - Yes. - Oh, so cute. 380 00:32:51,685 --> 00:32:54,017 I can't believe we're at sea. 381 00:32:54,187 --> 00:32:57,350 Well, uh, technically, we're at anchor. 382 00:32:57,524 --> 00:33:03,462 Oh, wait, okay. So that just means that the anchor is in the water, right? 383 00:33:04,363 --> 00:33:05,660 - Yes. - Yes. 384 00:33:05,831 --> 00:33:09,232 Okay. Because I totally wanna learn all the sea terms. 385 00:33:09,401 --> 00:33:11,232 And so you shall, my darling. 386 00:33:11,403 --> 00:33:14,634 Okay, let me try again. Excuse me, Nigel. 387 00:33:14,807 --> 00:33:17,173 Yes, my dear. 388 00:33:17,843 --> 00:33:19,902 You know what, let's not do the accent thing. 389 00:33:20,112 --> 00:33:21,636 It's no good? 390 00:33:23,349 --> 00:33:25,112 It's fine. 391 00:33:25,384 --> 00:33:27,511 Um... Anyway... 392 00:33:27,686 --> 00:33:32,521 Nigel, remember when you asked me this afternoon what I really did? 393 00:33:46,904 --> 00:33:48,201 Have fun shopping. 394 00:33:48,373 --> 00:33:50,000 Thank you, Daddy. 395 00:33:50,174 --> 00:33:52,642 Do try to keep it under 50 thousand. 396 00:33:53,444 --> 00:33:54,468 What? Ha. 397 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:57,474 Supper's at 7. 398 00:33:57,648 --> 00:34:01,345 I was supposed to meet some friends, but I'm gonna try to get out of it. 399 00:34:01,519 --> 00:34:03,783 Invite them aboard if you like. Just let me know. 400 00:34:03,955 --> 00:34:05,980 Okay, I will. Love you. 401 00:34:25,342 --> 00:34:26,673 My hat. 402 00:34:34,951 --> 00:34:37,852 Hey, look. The hat, he is a Frisbee. 403 00:34:38,021 --> 00:34:40,182 Can you turn the boat around? Thank you. 404 00:34:40,357 --> 00:34:42,985 Okay, but we never gonna catch him. 405 00:35:07,283 --> 00:35:08,580 Whoa! 406 00:35:11,754 --> 00:35:12,778 God. 407 00:35:16,926 --> 00:35:18,393 - Oh, shit. - Oh. 408 00:35:20,296 --> 00:35:23,423 Oh, my God. You killed him. 409 00:35:24,265 --> 00:35:26,460 Ow. Ow. Ow. 410 00:35:31,639 --> 00:35:33,266 What in God's name happened? 411 00:35:33,875 --> 00:35:36,901 Daddy, this man saved my life. 412 00:35:37,078 --> 00:35:38,739 Sir, sir... 413 00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:42,274 ...I really don't think you should get up until I make sure... 414 00:35:52,293 --> 00:35:54,454 Is this your hat? 415 00:35:55,130 --> 00:35:56,290 Yes. Ha-ha. 416 00:35:57,499 --> 00:36:03,095 That was the bravest thing I've ever seen in my life. 417 00:36:04,605 --> 00:36:08,939 Sir, thank you so much. 418 00:36:09,109 --> 00:36:10,133 Thank you. 419 00:36:10,310 --> 00:36:12,005 - Thank you, indeed. - He'll be okay. 420 00:36:12,179 --> 00:36:14,079 Just a little bump on the head. 421 00:36:14,248 --> 00:36:17,809 Just try not to move around too much for the next few hours. 422 00:36:18,519 --> 00:36:22,649 - But I gotta go back to town. - Oh, I really don't advise it. 423 00:36:23,023 --> 00:36:24,217 Oh... 424 00:36:24,458 --> 00:36:25,755 Now what am I gonna do? 425 00:36:26,627 --> 00:36:27,719 Uh... 426 00:36:27,895 --> 00:36:32,127 May I suggest a hot shower, some clean clothes... 427 00:36:32,299 --> 00:36:33,595 ...and cocktails at 6:30? 428 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,363 Okay. Thanks. 429 00:36:38,638 --> 00:36:41,038 Take him to the Saint Regis. 430 00:36:42,808 --> 00:36:47,302 Whoa, whoa. Yep, yep, yep, I'm good. I'm good. 431 00:36:48,648 --> 00:36:50,206 Hey, Mr. Honeycutt? 432 00:36:50,383 --> 00:36:54,046 Miss Honeycutt, she leave him on the boat. 433 00:36:54,220 --> 00:36:57,849 Gemma. Your lifeline to civilization, darling. 434 00:37:00,526 --> 00:37:02,084 Oh. 435 00:37:02,395 --> 00:37:05,296 Oh, my God, I would have been so dead. 436 00:37:05,464 --> 00:37:07,432 Here you are, darling. 437 00:37:15,106 --> 00:37:19,566 Well, Mr. Deenz, I'm always delighted to welcome an entrant into my field... 438 00:37:19,744 --> 00:37:22,076 ...whether it be on land or sea. 439 00:37:22,647 --> 00:37:25,411 But I feel I need to warn you. 440 00:37:25,717 --> 00:37:27,844 There's no way of getting away from treasure... 441 00:37:28,019 --> 00:37:30,681 ...once it's fastened itself on your mind. 442 00:37:30,855 --> 00:37:33,346 I want you to find me the Queen's Dowry. 443 00:37:33,525 --> 00:37:34,856 Heh. 444 00:37:35,026 --> 00:37:38,894 - Well, now, Bunny, uh... - Bigg Bunny. It's one word. 445 00:37:41,399 --> 00:37:44,026 Well, that's an emerald of a different color, isn't it? 446 00:37:44,702 --> 00:37:46,329 Cordell. 447 00:37:53,077 --> 00:37:56,808 This is a piece of the plate that we found in the Bahamas... 448 00:37:56,981 --> 00:38:00,781 ...off of Topsail Cay. Now, if you turn it over... 449 00:38:00,951 --> 00:38:04,409 ...you may notice that it has the Vangor family crest stamped on it. 450 00:38:04,588 --> 00:38:06,522 That's what that is right there. 451 00:38:08,259 --> 00:38:09,521 That's very nice, uh... 452 00:38:11,462 --> 00:38:13,555 ...but who the hell are the Vangors... 453 00:38:13,731 --> 00:38:17,564 ...and why the hell should I give a rat's ass about their family crest? 454 00:38:22,639 --> 00:38:26,405 It's not an investment, per se, because you probably won't see a dime... 455 00:38:26,576 --> 00:38:29,374 ...but it's a chance to pull out a piece of living history... 456 00:38:29,545 --> 00:38:32,378 ...from the sand with your own two hands. 457 00:38:35,652 --> 00:38:36,812 To the Aurelia. 458 00:38:40,290 --> 00:38:41,757 Hey, babe. 459 00:38:42,458 --> 00:38:43,686 What are you doing here? 460 00:38:43,860 --> 00:38:45,452 Have a good dinner. 461 00:38:46,996 --> 00:38:49,055 Bon app�tit, everybody. 462 00:38:50,266 --> 00:38:51,290 Ugh! 463 00:38:56,004 --> 00:38:57,733 I take it you've met. 464 00:38:58,206 --> 00:39:03,337 So Tess and I first hooked up when we worked for this cat named Moe Fitch. 465 00:39:03,512 --> 00:39:07,278 He's kind of a local character, you know, big talker, lot of tall tales... 466 00:39:07,449 --> 00:39:08,848 ...a lovable, old sea dog. 467 00:39:09,017 --> 00:39:12,680 - You should live to be so eccentric. - Ooh... 468 00:39:12,854 --> 00:39:14,253 Thank you, babe. 469 00:39:14,423 --> 00:39:16,323 I do wish you would sit down. 470 00:39:16,925 --> 00:39:20,588 Moe Fitch is the most respected and successful treasure salvor in the world. 471 00:39:20,762 --> 00:39:22,821 - Nobody said he wasn't. - When Finn met Moe... 472 00:39:22,998 --> 00:39:25,193 ...he was repairing outboards and lawn mowers... 473 00:39:25,367 --> 00:39:27,834 ...during the brief intervals he wasn't getting fired. 474 00:39:28,002 --> 00:39:29,902 Two times, Tess. I got fired two times. 475 00:39:30,071 --> 00:39:31,936 I'll be off in one second. 476 00:39:32,373 --> 00:39:35,308 Moe picked him out of a puddle of motor oil and suntan lotion... 477 00:39:35,476 --> 00:39:39,708 ...gave him a job, a vocation, taught him everything he knows. 478 00:39:41,882 --> 00:39:43,577 Almost. 479 00:39:45,086 --> 00:39:48,522 Anyway, then they had a tremendous falling-out over this cannon we found... 480 00:39:48,689 --> 00:39:50,452 On our day off. 481 00:39:50,624 --> 00:39:53,718 From the Aurelia, three miles east of Vero Beach. 482 00:39:53,894 --> 00:39:57,421 Which the court ruled was Moe's, because we borrowed his equipment. 483 00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:01,668 The sea is all attached, right? 484 00:40:02,002 --> 00:40:03,832 To what, darling? 485 00:40:04,003 --> 00:40:06,563 Kerry and Vivante grabbed a plane for the Yucat�n... 486 00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:08,970 ...and I thought we could hook up with them... 487 00:40:09,142 --> 00:40:12,009 ...instead of just sailing around doing nothing. 488 00:40:14,114 --> 00:40:16,048 Tell us about the treasure. 489 00:40:22,489 --> 00:40:25,981 July 31 st, 1715. 490 00:40:26,159 --> 00:40:29,925 A hurricane sinks the entire Spanish treasure fleet off the coast of Florida... 491 00:40:30,096 --> 00:40:32,587 ...including her flagship, the Capitana... 492 00:40:32,766 --> 00:40:36,862 ...which, according to its manifest, carried the Queen's Dowry. 493 00:40:37,036 --> 00:40:40,402 Forty chests of jewelry and gold crowns... 494 00:40:40,572 --> 00:40:43,598 ...especially crafted in the Orient for the new queen of Spain. 495 00:40:43,776 --> 00:40:46,244 When we say jewels, we mean... 496 00:40:46,412 --> 00:40:52,317 ...lndian diamonds, Burmese rubies and Colombian emeralds the size of your fist. 497 00:40:52,484 --> 00:40:56,318 We should probably start with what Tess and I got excited about on our honeymoon. 498 00:40:56,488 --> 00:40:58,547 Well, I think we can all guess. 499 00:41:00,559 --> 00:41:02,584 After we lost the court case... 500 00:41:02,761 --> 00:41:05,491 ...we decided to go backpacking in Spain for two weeks. 501 00:41:06,432 --> 00:41:10,562 Ended up spending two years in the Archives of the Indies in Seville. 502 00:41:10,736 --> 00:41:12,930 You spent your honeymoon in a library? 503 00:41:13,371 --> 00:41:14,633 Okay. 504 00:41:17,442 --> 00:41:20,275 I love you. Oh, baby, I love you too. 505 00:41:20,445 --> 00:41:24,142 Where every known record, official transcript and royal decree... 506 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:26,783 ...relating to the fleets has been kept for centuries. 507 00:41:26,951 --> 00:41:30,182 At first it was for fun, but then we decided to look up the Aurelia... 508 00:41:30,354 --> 00:41:34,051 ...because of the cannon we'd found in Florida, and it became our pet project. 509 00:41:34,225 --> 00:41:38,662 Especially when we learned the captain was an 18-year-old kid named Sebastian Vangor. 510 00:41:38,830 --> 00:41:41,594 Who we also discovered was the illegitimate son... 511 00:41:41,766 --> 00:41:45,202 ...of Captain General Don Juan Ubilla of the Capitana... 512 00:41:45,369 --> 00:41:48,531 ...and his Mexican mistress, Francesca Vangor. 513 00:41:48,705 --> 00:41:52,573 We thought it was an interesting sidebar and really didn't think much more of it... 514 00:41:52,742 --> 00:41:58,772 ...until Tess found this very obscure Spanish book published in 1905... 515 00:41:58,949 --> 00:42:02,441 ...titled, The Vangors: an 18th Century Family. 516 00:42:02,619 --> 00:42:05,383 - It was a collection of letters. - So why is this important? 517 00:42:05,555 --> 00:42:09,992 Because the Vangors controlled the mule train that transported the Dowry... 518 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,822 ...over the mountains from the Pacific to the Caribbean... 519 00:42:12,996 --> 00:42:15,965 ...and then loaded it onto Spanish galleons here in Veracruz. 520 00:42:16,132 --> 00:42:19,533 So I'm reading this, and all of a sudden I start hyperventilating... 521 00:42:19,703 --> 00:42:24,139 ...because there it is right in front of me in Ubilla's last letter to Francesca. 522 00:42:24,306 --> 00:42:25,933 He wrote: 523 00:42:26,275 --> 00:42:29,733 "My faith in the Aurelia is that she is swift and light... 524 00:42:29,912 --> 00:42:32,813 ...and can outrun the storms we will most certainly encounter. 525 00:42:32,982 --> 00:42:36,679 But it is my faith in Sebastian that knows no bounds. 526 00:42:36,852 --> 00:42:40,618 Our son is good and strong and wiser than this old fool... 527 00:42:40,789 --> 00:42:43,724 ...who leaves your bed more and more reluctantly. 528 00:42:43,893 --> 00:42:49,627 The glory of the Spanish Crown rests in his capable hands." 529 00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,324 So... 530 00:42:54,370 --> 00:42:55,667 ...Ubilla pulled a switch. 531 00:42:55,838 --> 00:42:57,327 Mm. - With the Vangors' help. 532 00:42:58,072 --> 00:43:03,476 And moved the Queen's Dowry from the Capitana to the supply ship. 533 00:43:03,645 --> 00:43:04,669 Because? 534 00:43:04,846 --> 00:43:07,007 The Capitana was already way overloaded... 535 00:43:07,181 --> 00:43:09,649 ...so it was very heavy and very slow. 536 00:43:09,817 --> 00:43:12,081 It wasn't just hurricanes they had to worry about. 537 00:43:12,253 --> 00:43:14,551 British warships, French privateers, you name it. 538 00:43:14,722 --> 00:43:18,123 About the time Finn and I were ready to leave, we found this article... 539 00:43:18,293 --> 00:43:21,922 ...about a Spanish sailor who was rescued off a deserted island... 540 00:43:22,096 --> 00:43:24,189 ...after being shipwrecked for three years. 541 00:43:24,365 --> 00:43:25,559 Off Topsail Cay? 542 00:43:25,733 --> 00:43:28,964 - Right. 1718. - Three years after the hurricane. 543 00:43:29,137 --> 00:43:32,902 A Dutch frigate had come to grief on the shoals off of Topsail Cay... 544 00:43:33,073 --> 00:43:35,541 ...and while waiting for the tide to rise... 545 00:43:35,709 --> 00:43:38,769 ...they saw what they thought was an old man paddling out on a log. 546 00:43:38,946 --> 00:43:42,541 Only he wasn't an old man. He was 21 years old. 547 00:43:42,716 --> 00:43:45,742 Looked like Tom Hanks in that movie. What was that movie? 548 00:43:45,919 --> 00:43:46,943 Um... 549 00:43:48,488 --> 00:43:50,046 - Cast Away. - Ha-ha. 550 00:43:50,223 --> 00:43:51,315 - Yes. - Ha-ha. 551 00:43:51,491 --> 00:43:55,257 He told the Dutch captain his name was Raphael Serrano... 552 00:43:55,429 --> 00:43:57,920 ...of the tobacco ship Francesca. 553 00:43:58,131 --> 00:44:00,531 Ha. As in mother of Sebastian. 554 00:44:00,701 --> 00:44:01,793 - Yes. - Exactly. 555 00:44:02,402 --> 00:44:03,767 Now, he said... 556 00:44:03,937 --> 00:44:07,428 ...he had struck the same reef and sunk in just 30 feet of water. 557 00:44:07,940 --> 00:44:09,339 Wow. 558 00:44:09,508 --> 00:44:11,476 You guys must really like treasure. 559 00:44:12,178 --> 00:44:15,636 Yes. I mean, it's very impressive... 560 00:44:15,815 --> 00:44:18,682 ...but it's still thin. 561 00:44:18,851 --> 00:44:22,082 - Oh, my God. - Only Francesca... 562 00:44:22,922 --> 00:44:24,913 ...she didn't sink off Topsail Cay. 563 00:44:26,125 --> 00:44:29,458 She sank off the coast of Veracruz in 1708... 564 00:44:29,629 --> 00:44:33,224 ...with all hands, including her captain, Raphael Serrano. 565 00:44:33,766 --> 00:44:35,666 - Wait, I don't get it. - Neither did we. 566 00:44:35,835 --> 00:44:40,272 Until we discovered the Francesca had been owned by the Vangor family. 567 00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:43,302 Yeah. 568 00:44:43,475 --> 00:44:47,741 So, what do we know about Sebastian Vangor? 569 00:44:50,181 --> 00:44:54,242 Well, we know for a fact that he survived a hurricane, a shipwreck... 570 00:44:54,419 --> 00:44:58,412 ...starvation, pirates, most likely, and then he lied about it. 571 00:44:59,624 --> 00:45:03,526 Now, why lie about being part of the greatest treasure fleet in history? 572 00:45:04,929 --> 00:45:07,363 Unless you're sitting on top of a huge secret. 573 00:45:07,532 --> 00:45:12,094 A secret that nobody, not even the king of Spain, knew existed. 574 00:45:13,371 --> 00:45:15,839 Well, I can think of only one reason: 575 00:45:17,041 --> 00:45:18,303 Honor. 576 00:45:19,810 --> 00:45:21,801 Because his father had entrusted him... 577 00:45:21,979 --> 00:45:24,174 ...with precious gifts mankind had never seen... 578 00:45:24,348 --> 00:45:28,785 ...he had to survive to fulfill the privilege... 579 00:45:28,952 --> 00:45:31,648 ...Ubilla had bestowed on him that fateful day in Veracruz. 580 00:45:31,822 --> 00:45:32,880 That's why he lied. 581 00:45:36,727 --> 00:45:38,957 That's why he lived. 582 00:45:39,863 --> 00:45:41,854 And that's why we can't give up. 583 00:45:46,003 --> 00:45:50,167 Sebastian Vangor is the unsung hero of an entire nation... 584 00:45:50,340 --> 00:45:52,330 ...and we intend to prove it. 585 00:45:52,975 --> 00:45:56,206 - So, what happened to him? - Sebastian? 586 00:45:56,713 --> 00:45:58,908 He was taken off the Dutch ship in Martinique... 587 00:45:59,082 --> 00:46:01,846 ...and died a week later of consumption. - Oh... 588 00:46:02,018 --> 00:46:03,542 He drank too much? 589 00:46:04,654 --> 00:46:09,091 No. Um... Consumption, darling. As in tuberculosis. 590 00:46:09,258 --> 00:46:13,524 Not to be confused with consuming, as in guzzling. 591 00:46:13,696 --> 00:46:16,665 Oh, man. I'm so dumb. 592 00:46:16,866 --> 00:46:18,891 Huh. You wanna hear dumb? 593 00:46:19,068 --> 00:46:24,028 I used to think that it meant he died having sex, as in consummating. 594 00:46:24,807 --> 00:46:26,501 - You did? - Yeah. 595 00:46:26,675 --> 00:46:27,835 You did? 596 00:46:28,043 --> 00:46:29,567 Yeah. 597 00:46:30,078 --> 00:46:32,342 - Really? - Mm-hm. 598 00:46:35,684 --> 00:46:39,347 Anyway, that's our idea. 599 00:46:39,521 --> 00:46:43,013 It's Tess' mostly, she was always the brains of the operation. 600 00:46:44,893 --> 00:46:48,795 Well, Gemma? What do you think? 601 00:46:48,964 --> 00:46:50,591 You're asking me? 602 00:46:50,766 --> 00:46:51,790 I am. 603 00:46:51,967 --> 00:46:54,800 A treasure hunt in the Bahamas? 604 00:46:54,970 --> 00:46:59,270 Or a month with Kerry and Vivante in the Yucat�n? 605 00:47:05,713 --> 00:47:07,442 Will you teach me how to dive? 606 00:47:09,383 --> 00:47:10,907 Yes, I will. 607 00:47:12,253 --> 00:47:13,777 - Tess. - Hey, Alfonz. 608 00:47:14,588 --> 00:47:17,022 - Long time. - This is Mr. Nigel Honeycutt. Alfonz. 609 00:47:17,191 --> 00:47:18,590 Welcome aboard. 610 00:47:18,759 --> 00:47:20,659 This is Gemma Honeycutt. Alfonz. 611 00:47:20,828 --> 00:47:22,728 Pleased to meet you. 612 00:47:39,779 --> 00:47:40,973 Like that. 613 00:47:41,581 --> 00:47:43,344 - There you go. - Thank you. 614 00:47:43,817 --> 00:47:46,547 And... Whoa. 615 00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:02,631 Okay. Okay. 616 00:48:11,277 --> 00:48:13,335 Now, the island is basically triangular. 617 00:48:13,512 --> 00:48:16,106 You got cliffs and breakers, harbor and town, and beach. 618 00:48:16,281 --> 00:48:19,375 Now, I found the plate near the reef just on the other side. 619 00:48:19,551 --> 00:48:22,076 But you haven't got the exact coordinates? 620 00:48:22,254 --> 00:48:24,779 The exact position of the find is irrelevant. 621 00:48:24,957 --> 00:48:28,188 - Why? - We, uh, kind of left a marker. 622 00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:31,329 We set the boat on fire, and then we sank it. 623 00:48:31,496 --> 00:48:34,363 - But we would never do that to your boat. - Nope, just my boat. 624 00:48:34,533 --> 00:48:35,830 - Our boat. - My boat. 625 00:48:36,001 --> 00:48:37,332 - Our boat. - My boat. 626 00:48:37,502 --> 00:48:42,496 Hey, did you know that this entire island is owned by Bigg Bunny Deenz? 627 00:48:42,975 --> 00:48:45,535 - Who? - He owns the whole island? 628 00:48:47,712 --> 00:48:50,203 Bigg Bunny Deenz. 629 00:48:50,381 --> 00:48:52,178 Oh, yes, I remember. 630 00:48:52,350 --> 00:48:56,480 Didn't he murder someone named Fuzzy Dice... 631 00:48:56,654 --> 00:48:58,281 ...or Pogo Stick or something? 632 00:48:58,456 --> 00:49:00,856 His name was Exta-C. 633 00:49:01,025 --> 00:49:02,583 You're really close. 634 00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:04,227 And he was totally acquitted. 635 00:49:04,395 --> 00:49:09,059 Well, it was difficult to secure a conviction because he murdered all the witnesses. 636 00:49:09,233 --> 00:49:11,667 You are really incredible, Finn. 637 00:49:11,836 --> 00:49:15,636 Okay, so he owns the island. So what? He doesn't own the water. 638 00:49:15,806 --> 00:49:19,242 And how's he gonna feel when we're hauling treasure up out of the water... 639 00:49:19,410 --> 00:49:21,377 ...in front of his beach house? 640 00:49:22,145 --> 00:49:25,740 - Supportive? - I told you not to get involved with him. 641 00:49:25,916 --> 00:49:29,613 What if we need food or fuel or flashlight batteries? 642 00:49:29,786 --> 00:49:31,583 Will you relax, Tess? 643 00:49:33,290 --> 00:49:34,848 It's Aurelia. 644 00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:40,789 She's right around the corner, and she's all ours. 645 00:49:50,507 --> 00:49:52,771 Hey, guys. Come look at this boat. 646 00:49:52,943 --> 00:49:58,403 It's got these really big, um, tubes going in the water off the back. 647 00:50:07,523 --> 00:50:09,457 Is that where you found the plate? 648 00:50:18,867 --> 00:50:20,664 Man, oh, man. 649 00:50:20,836 --> 00:50:26,399 Anybody but me wanna spend a weekend in Paris with that boat? 650 00:50:26,575 --> 00:50:29,703 - I think she's already taken. - What? 651 00:50:36,117 --> 00:50:38,085 Oh, you son of a... 652 00:50:38,252 --> 00:50:39,276 Bitch. 653 00:50:39,454 --> 00:50:40,978 - What's the matter? - It's Moe. 654 00:50:41,155 --> 00:50:42,622 - What? - What is it? 655 00:50:46,361 --> 00:50:49,023 What's happened? - I'm pretty sure hell just froze over. 656 00:50:49,764 --> 00:50:52,460 Well, don't that just beat all. 657 00:50:54,002 --> 00:50:56,766 The Aurelia's mine, goddamn it. 658 00:50:56,938 --> 00:50:58,872 Not if I find her first. 659 00:51:01,609 --> 00:51:03,600 Looks like he's only been here a day or two. 660 00:51:03,778 --> 00:51:06,473 - How can you tell? - It's a full day's work to lay the grid. 661 00:51:06,646 --> 00:51:08,580 But... So, what are they looking for? 662 00:51:08,749 --> 00:51:11,274 Do you really not know the answer to that? 663 00:51:16,690 --> 00:51:17,952 Darling. 664 00:51:19,659 --> 00:51:20,853 Huh. 665 00:51:21,028 --> 00:51:22,757 Oh... 666 00:51:22,996 --> 00:51:25,931 - I will go comfort her. - No, you stay there. 667 00:51:26,099 --> 00:51:27,726 I'm sorry, but she's gotta learn... 668 00:51:27,901 --> 00:51:30,893 ...there's better ways to get attention than acting like a bimbo. 669 00:51:31,071 --> 00:51:32,732 Like what? 670 00:51:59,899 --> 00:52:01,730 Ahoy there. Good morning. 671 00:52:01,901 --> 00:52:05,428 Morning to you. That's quite a bucket you got there. 672 00:52:05,604 --> 00:52:06,628 Hello, Moe. 673 00:52:08,674 --> 00:52:10,801 - Hey, darling. - Small world, huh? 674 00:52:10,976 --> 00:52:13,035 Where's that good-for-nothing husband? 675 00:52:13,212 --> 00:52:15,578 - Ex-husband. - Congratulations. 676 00:52:34,833 --> 00:52:36,892 Find anything yet, Mr. Fitch? 677 00:52:37,068 --> 00:52:40,401 Well, sir, we're just gonna set off some charges and take a look. 678 00:52:40,572 --> 00:52:45,032 You might wanna ease back a ways just in case we accidentally scratch your finish. 679 00:52:45,210 --> 00:52:46,507 I'll tell the captain. 680 00:52:46,678 --> 00:52:48,908 Let's blow some holes. 681 00:52:50,715 --> 00:52:53,205 Come on. I'm getting old, let's find some gold. 682 00:53:03,827 --> 00:53:04,919 Oh, my God. 683 00:53:05,429 --> 00:53:07,659 - What? - Delay, delay. 684 00:53:07,831 --> 00:53:09,662 Uh, excuse me, Moe? 685 00:53:10,334 --> 00:53:15,362 Well, well, well. If it isn't the Ukrainian sidekick. 686 00:53:15,539 --> 00:53:18,303 I don't think of myself that way. 687 00:53:18,475 --> 00:53:22,775 I am the lead character in my own story. Ha. 688 00:53:23,113 --> 00:53:27,708 But why does everyone I know think I'm hot except the ones on this boat? 689 00:53:27,884 --> 00:53:29,181 We think you're hot. 690 00:53:29,352 --> 00:53:30,979 - Are you kidding me? - I know I do. 691 00:53:31,154 --> 00:53:33,349 Gemma. I need your help. No time to explain. 692 00:53:33,523 --> 00:53:37,357 What do you want? Some expert advice on how to be stupid? 693 00:53:39,061 --> 00:53:40,085 Oh... 694 00:53:40,263 --> 00:53:43,164 Look. See how dumb they are? 695 00:53:45,201 --> 00:53:46,293 Yeah. 696 00:53:46,469 --> 00:53:49,996 They can't help it. You can. The end. 697 00:53:50,173 --> 00:53:51,265 Let's go. 698 00:53:58,748 --> 00:54:00,238 - Okay. - Okay, you're on. 699 00:54:00,416 --> 00:54:01,939 - Okay. - All right, go, go, go. 700 00:54:06,054 --> 00:54:07,180 Hi. 701 00:54:07,556 --> 00:54:10,024 Hi. I'm Gemma. 702 00:54:10,192 --> 00:54:11,921 Hi. 703 00:54:12,093 --> 00:54:13,458 Hey. Hey, hey. 704 00:54:16,565 --> 00:54:18,396 - It's Gemma Honeycutt. - Are you serious? 705 00:54:18,567 --> 00:54:19,625 It's Gemma Honeycutt. 706 00:54:19,801 --> 00:54:23,897 - Hi. What are your names? Oh. - I'm Happy. 707 00:54:24,072 --> 00:54:26,336 - I'm Jim. - Hi. 708 00:54:26,508 --> 00:54:28,601 - Hi. - Petruchio, eh. 709 00:54:28,777 --> 00:54:31,678 So did you all grow up on this boat? 710 00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:35,072 - Oh! Oh, my God, there's Finn. - Gemma. 711 00:54:38,385 --> 00:54:41,718 Goddamn bastard. I'll get that little shit out of there myself. 712 00:54:46,193 --> 00:54:47,660 What, are you crazy, Moe? 713 00:54:50,831 --> 00:54:54,323 Who the hell set off that charge? There's a man down there. 714 00:54:54,501 --> 00:54:56,162 - What the hell? - Right over here. 715 00:54:56,337 --> 00:54:58,396 He ripped up the grid. Nobody rips the grid. 716 00:54:58,572 --> 00:55:01,200 Anybody gonna kill that boy, it's gonna be me. 717 00:55:01,375 --> 00:55:02,774 Okay. 718 00:55:21,661 --> 00:55:23,322 Finn? 719 00:55:28,368 --> 00:55:30,427 - Hey, honey. - Ha-ha-ha! 720 00:55:30,603 --> 00:55:33,367 - You go, girl. - I'll be right over. 721 00:55:33,539 --> 00:55:34,733 Hey. 722 00:55:34,907 --> 00:55:37,774 Bravo. Bravo. 723 00:55:37,944 --> 00:55:40,742 Oh, shit. 724 00:55:43,750 --> 00:55:45,842 Oh, hello, Moe. 725 00:55:46,385 --> 00:55:49,115 Hello, Finn. Anything broke? 726 00:55:49,988 --> 00:55:52,821 - I don't think so. - Good. 727 00:55:54,626 --> 00:55:57,527 - Finn! - Finn! Oh! 728 00:55:59,498 --> 00:56:01,159 Is that all you got, old man? 729 00:56:03,669 --> 00:56:06,968 It's difficult to maintain enthusiasm for your leadership... 730 00:56:07,139 --> 00:56:11,098 ...when you keep getting beat up by that old man. 731 00:56:11,276 --> 00:56:14,074 He's 56 years old. 732 00:56:14,279 --> 00:56:15,507 I can't hit him. 733 00:56:15,681 --> 00:56:17,945 That's quite obvious. 734 00:56:22,953 --> 00:56:27,515 Was that a yellow and white Cessna 206 seaplane? 735 00:56:27,692 --> 00:56:32,026 I would describe it more as banana and cream. 736 00:56:32,196 --> 00:56:36,189 I still can't get over the way he just came up out of the water like that. 737 00:56:36,367 --> 00:56:38,062 I know, and holding the sword. 738 00:56:38,235 --> 00:56:40,567 And then he just makes this totally perfect toss... 739 00:56:40,738 --> 00:56:43,400 ...and the sword ends up sticking straight up in the deck. 740 00:56:43,574 --> 00:56:45,201 Amazing. 741 00:56:45,376 --> 00:56:50,040 But it's more than just the sheer power of his raw sexuality. 742 00:56:50,214 --> 00:56:54,207 It's a totality of his emotional commitment to the task at hand. 743 00:56:54,385 --> 00:56:56,318 Yeah, it's the focus. It's the focus. 744 00:56:56,486 --> 00:56:58,351 He sees it. He wants it. 745 00:56:58,822 --> 00:57:02,189 - He goes after it. He gets it. - He sure got me. 746 00:57:02,359 --> 00:57:03,883 Do you mind? 747 00:57:04,961 --> 00:57:07,088 - I'm sorry. - We're sorry. 748 00:57:12,569 --> 00:57:13,866 Well... 749 00:57:14,037 --> 00:57:18,167 Here's to a wonderfully exciting first day... 750 00:57:18,341 --> 00:57:22,300 ...and to the safe landing of our glorious leader. 751 00:57:23,146 --> 00:57:27,173 Hear, says I. Hear, hear, Nigel. You the man. 752 00:57:28,852 --> 00:57:30,409 No, he meant you, stupid. 753 00:57:31,086 --> 00:57:32,110 What? 754 00:57:32,287 --> 00:57:34,755 - No, Finn, honey, Finn. - Oh. 755 00:57:34,923 --> 00:57:37,824 There's port in the salon if anyone's interested... 756 00:57:37,993 --> 00:57:39,893 ...and a wonderful selection of cigars... 757 00:57:40,062 --> 00:57:43,520 ...if anyone feels like ruining the evening for the rest of us... 758 00:57:43,699 --> 00:57:44,996 ...and cupcakes. 759 00:57:45,167 --> 00:57:46,725 Are there any prostitutes? 760 00:57:49,638 --> 00:57:51,833 Sorry. No. 761 00:57:52,007 --> 00:57:53,702 Well, maybe we can call some. 762 00:57:54,810 --> 00:57:56,744 Oh. My God, are you serious? 763 00:57:57,746 --> 00:58:00,544 Pay him no attention, Gemma, he's a provocateur. 764 00:58:00,716 --> 00:58:04,447 Okay, but we're not in France right now, we're in America. 765 00:58:08,589 --> 00:58:11,149 - Think I'm gonna head to bed. - That's it for me tonight. 766 00:58:13,361 --> 00:58:16,558 A coincidence that we got up together, and we're both going to bed... 767 00:58:16,731 --> 00:58:19,393 ...because we're not going to bed together. 768 00:58:19,567 --> 00:58:20,591 - Obviously. - No. 769 00:58:20,768 --> 00:58:22,963 Well, it's really none of our business. 770 00:58:23,137 --> 00:58:25,037 Or even interesting. 771 00:58:25,206 --> 00:58:27,037 - What she's trying to say... - Good night. 772 00:58:27,208 --> 00:58:28,641 Good night. 773 00:58:30,378 --> 00:58:31,504 Good night. 774 00:58:31,879 --> 00:58:34,575 Nigel, great day. Gemma, sweet dreams. 775 00:58:41,221 --> 00:58:44,418 - Good night, sir. - Good night, Tess. 776 00:58:49,129 --> 00:58:50,790 I hope... 777 00:58:51,998 --> 00:58:53,727 I hope, Gemma... 778 00:58:55,068 --> 00:58:59,027 ...it hasn't been too dull for you here. 779 00:58:59,206 --> 00:59:02,733 Of course not, Daddy. It's been really fun. 780 00:59:02,909 --> 00:59:04,570 Yes. 781 00:59:07,547 --> 00:59:09,037 Do you still play gin rummy? 782 00:59:09,216 --> 00:59:11,741 Oh, my God, all the time. Whenever I fly. 783 00:59:12,819 --> 00:59:14,787 Oh. Penny a point? 784 00:59:35,941 --> 00:59:37,704 Hey, it's Tess. 785 00:59:37,877 --> 00:59:44,146 Don't get the wrong idea, I just, uh, wanna talk. Um... 786 00:59:44,717 --> 00:59:50,655 I just thought, since I've been kind of critical recently... 787 00:59:51,723 --> 00:59:56,183 ...maybe I should tell you how magnificent you were today... 788 00:59:56,361 --> 00:59:59,455 ...you know, taking out their grid and... 789 01:00:00,798 --> 01:00:02,766 You couldn't hit Moe back. 790 01:00:03,167 --> 01:00:05,965 Uh, it just reminded me of how... 791 01:00:10,007 --> 01:00:11,770 Are you in here? 792 01:00:19,416 --> 01:00:20,542 Oh. 793 01:00:28,591 --> 01:00:30,058 Gin. 794 01:00:30,226 --> 01:00:31,921 What? 795 01:00:35,832 --> 01:00:37,800 Hundred and five. 796 01:00:37,967 --> 01:00:40,060 Twenty-eight thousand. 797 01:00:41,137 --> 01:00:44,971 - Dollars? - Well, it's all going to charity, Daddy. 798 01:00:47,009 --> 01:00:49,341 Well, darling, I'm very pleased you've inherited... 799 01:00:49,512 --> 01:00:52,413 ...not only your mother's beauty and na�ve charm... 800 01:00:54,317 --> 01:00:58,344 ...but also her singular talent for getting huge sums of money out of me... 801 01:00:58,521 --> 01:01:00,784 ...with a modicum of effort. 802 01:01:05,694 --> 01:01:06,786 What's wrong? 803 01:01:09,297 --> 01:01:10,696 I don't want it. 804 01:01:10,866 --> 01:01:13,960 I'm sorry. It was a joke. 805 01:01:17,606 --> 01:01:19,699 I mean, be honest... 806 01:01:19,875 --> 01:01:24,369 ...she didn't exactly marry me for love, did she? 807 01:01:31,887 --> 01:01:34,014 My mother... 808 01:01:34,189 --> 01:01:39,353 ...was a 24-year-old blackjack dealer from Nebraska. 809 01:01:40,194 --> 01:01:44,426 You had to tip her $500 just to have a drink with you. 810 01:01:44,598 --> 01:01:48,125 You got married two weeks later at the age of 175. 811 01:01:48,302 --> 01:01:49,997 - 51 to be precise. - Now you're mad... 812 01:01:50,171 --> 01:01:53,402 ...because she had the brains to get some money before you dumped her? 813 01:01:53,574 --> 01:01:55,007 No, I'm mad about the amount. 814 01:01:55,176 --> 01:01:58,668 Oh, well, okay, you can have mine. Because I'm cutting myself off. 815 01:01:58,846 --> 01:02:02,077 I don't want anything from you anymore. 816 01:02:02,850 --> 01:02:06,286 Except for food. And clothes. 817 01:02:07,087 --> 01:02:10,317 And rent and, like, travel. 818 01:02:10,490 --> 01:02:12,651 And I'm totally serious. 819 01:02:13,359 --> 01:02:19,423 Yes, that's what is so frightening about it. 820 01:02:22,168 --> 01:02:23,829 Gemma? 821 01:02:28,007 --> 01:02:29,736 For what it's worth... 822 01:02:30,210 --> 01:02:33,668 ...I loved your mother, and I love you. 823 01:03:18,724 --> 01:03:21,521 You believe in ghosts, Curtis? 824 01:03:22,493 --> 01:03:26,657 You know what, you are some kind of stupid. 825 01:03:26,831 --> 01:03:29,322 Now you sound like my wife. 826 01:03:29,500 --> 01:03:30,797 Bunny around? 827 01:03:30,968 --> 01:03:35,496 You know, I can't hear you, you talking to my deaf ear. 828 01:03:35,673 --> 01:03:37,436 Oh, sorry. 829 01:03:43,347 --> 01:03:44,405 Curtis? 830 01:03:59,296 --> 01:04:02,094 Take me to see Bigg Bunny. 831 01:04:02,265 --> 01:04:05,792 Bigg Bunny ain't never wanna find out you didn't drown the first time. 832 01:04:07,137 --> 01:04:08,468 Okay. 833 01:04:10,340 --> 01:04:11,830 Shit. 834 01:04:14,244 --> 01:04:16,644 When's the last time you had this thing sharpened? 835 01:04:17,847 --> 01:04:19,246 1715. 836 01:04:23,653 --> 01:04:25,450 Okay, okay, okay, one second. 837 01:04:25,855 --> 01:04:30,553 Now look, 20 people saw me today, everybody on Moe's boat. 838 01:04:30,726 --> 01:04:33,354 Now if you guys take me to Bigg Bunny... 839 01:04:33,529 --> 01:04:37,625 ...it's gonna look a lot better than if he finds out I'm alive from someone else. 840 01:04:38,767 --> 01:04:42,498 - It ain't his decision no more. - Now, who in the hell are you? 841 01:04:51,680 --> 01:04:53,341 Ow. 842 01:04:53,782 --> 01:04:56,376 Ain't no fool like a gold fool. 843 01:04:56,552 --> 01:04:58,747 Ain't that right, Mr. Finnegan? 844 01:05:00,255 --> 01:05:01,950 Who's the new guy? 845 01:05:02,825 --> 01:05:06,954 This here is Cyrus. He's my new, uh, chief of staff. 846 01:05:08,029 --> 01:05:10,964 He's helping me to refocus, reform, and renew. 847 01:05:11,666 --> 01:05:15,102 What do you need him for, huh? We handling it. 848 01:05:19,340 --> 01:05:20,364 Whoa! Whoa, whoa! 849 01:05:20,541 --> 01:05:23,305 God, jeez. What's the...? 850 01:05:23,978 --> 01:05:25,377 Why'd you do that? 851 01:05:25,546 --> 01:05:27,309 Just a little restructure. 852 01:05:27,882 --> 01:05:32,046 See, you let this boy get past you not just once, but twice. 853 01:05:32,220 --> 01:05:33,482 So I hope you focused now. 854 01:05:33,654 --> 01:05:36,418 Oh, extremely focused. Very motivated. 855 01:05:36,591 --> 01:05:40,424 My morale probably 20 percent higher than when I came in here. 856 01:05:40,594 --> 01:05:42,789 - Can I get a word in? - What? What do you want? 857 01:05:43,864 --> 01:05:46,162 I wanna buy some time. 858 01:05:47,234 --> 01:05:49,225 You still breathing, ain't you? 859 01:05:50,704 --> 01:05:52,137 Yeah, thank you. 860 01:05:52,706 --> 01:05:53,764 Now, hear me out. 861 01:05:54,841 --> 01:05:58,436 All right, the way I see it, you bet on Moe, you got a fifty-fifty chance... 862 01:05:58,612 --> 01:06:03,106 ...but you bet on the both of us, and we cover twice the ground in half the time... 863 01:06:03,283 --> 01:06:08,721 ...and I'm willing to give you 10 percent of everything I find. 864 01:06:09,489 --> 01:06:12,424 Plus what I already owe you, of course. 865 01:06:13,260 --> 01:06:15,159 How much you say? 866 01:06:15,327 --> 01:06:17,921 Ten percent, across-the-board. 867 01:06:18,097 --> 01:06:19,462 Ten percent, huh? 868 01:06:19,799 --> 01:06:21,460 Wow. 869 01:06:22,268 --> 01:06:24,828 - Say it again. - Come on, what...? 870 01:06:25,004 --> 01:06:26,403 You know, 12 percent's cool. 871 01:06:26,572 --> 01:06:29,166 You know, I couldn't even hear you. What you say? 872 01:06:29,341 --> 01:06:32,367 - Fifteen percent, but I gotta find... - I'm sorry, how much? 873 01:06:32,545 --> 01:06:35,514 - Eighteen, but I owe other people. - That don't sound right. 874 01:06:35,681 --> 01:06:38,081 - Twenty percent, but that's it, final. - Oh. 875 01:06:38,250 --> 01:06:40,081 Damn it. What? How much do you want? 876 01:06:40,953 --> 01:06:42,784 I'll tell you what. 877 01:06:46,826 --> 01:06:49,385 You find the treasure and I won't kill you. 878 01:07:07,111 --> 01:07:08,635 - How much do you owe him? - Whoa. 879 01:07:09,714 --> 01:07:11,705 Jesus, Tess. 880 01:07:12,817 --> 01:07:13,943 How much do you owe him? 881 01:07:17,455 --> 01:07:20,424 Owe who? Owe who what? 882 01:07:20,825 --> 01:07:21,985 Bigg Bunny. 883 01:07:22,994 --> 01:07:24,460 I don't owe him any money. 884 01:07:24,628 --> 01:07:28,120 Finn, how much do you owe him? 885 01:07:28,699 --> 01:07:31,224 Just tell me so I'll know. 886 01:07:31,401 --> 01:07:34,802 Oh, God, Tess. I mean, that's so hard to be specific about. 887 01:07:34,972 --> 01:07:37,440 - It's a really complex payment schedule... - How much? 888 01:07:37,608 --> 01:07:42,272 Sixty-two thousand, five hundred and eighty-one dollars and forty-three cents. 889 01:07:44,348 --> 01:07:45,610 But we're good now. 890 01:07:46,483 --> 01:07:48,815 Is there a reason you didn't tell me this before? 891 01:07:50,020 --> 01:07:51,510 Yeah. 892 01:07:54,258 --> 01:07:56,021 You wouldn't have come. 893 01:07:57,761 --> 01:07:59,387 Yeah, I would. 894 01:08:00,897 --> 01:08:04,560 Just wouldn't have come with you. 895 01:08:14,510 --> 01:08:15,534 Are we finished? 896 01:08:19,615 --> 01:08:21,446 We sure are. 897 01:08:34,262 --> 01:08:35,456 - You good? - Yeah. 898 01:08:35,630 --> 01:08:37,257 Okay. 899 01:08:38,233 --> 01:08:40,133 What happened to your face? 900 01:08:41,236 --> 01:08:43,670 Somebody hit me with a cricket bat. 901 01:08:43,872 --> 01:08:45,237 Ah. 902 01:08:47,409 --> 01:08:50,037 - This is a new type of regulator... - Shove it up your ass. 903 01:08:50,211 --> 01:08:52,475 - All right, we're good to go. - Ready, darling? 904 01:08:52,647 --> 01:08:54,512 Drop dead. 905 01:08:55,450 --> 01:08:57,941 This is just like the old days, huh? 906 01:09:29,316 --> 01:09:31,079 Hello, darling. 907 01:09:32,453 --> 01:09:33,977 Drink? 908 01:09:36,023 --> 01:09:37,354 I have one. 909 01:10:47,259 --> 01:10:49,090 You know what else is really bugging me? 910 01:10:49,861 --> 01:10:51,226 No. 911 01:10:51,396 --> 01:10:55,627 Please, tell us. Because I may personally drop dead from disappointment... 912 01:10:55,800 --> 01:10:59,998 ...if I don't find out the 700-millionth thing about life on planet Earth... 913 01:11:00,171 --> 01:11:01,832 ...that is bugging you. 914 01:11:02,406 --> 01:11:03,771 Well, this is fun. 915 01:11:03,941 --> 01:11:05,374 No, listen. 916 01:11:06,010 --> 01:11:09,571 If I am the Dutch frigate stuck on a reef in a dead calm... 917 01:11:09,747 --> 01:11:12,807 ...in the same cove the Aurelia sank three years earlier... 918 01:11:12,983 --> 01:11:17,181 ...in less than 30 feet of the clearest water in the world... 919 01:11:18,089 --> 01:11:21,957 Then how come I can't see her? 920 01:11:26,130 --> 01:11:28,155 Because she isn't there. 921 01:11:30,600 --> 01:11:31,726 Yeah, I don't know. 922 01:11:31,901 --> 01:11:35,860 No, no, no. Sebastian specifically said that's where she sank. 923 01:11:36,039 --> 01:11:37,870 - And he said it. - Yeah. 924 01:11:38,041 --> 01:11:42,307 My dear children, your entire theory is predicated on the proposition... 925 01:11:42,479 --> 01:11:47,246 ...that Sebastian lied about everything he could to prevent the ship being found. 926 01:11:47,417 --> 01:11:51,547 So why on Earth would he tell the truth about where she sank? 927 01:11:52,555 --> 01:11:55,752 I mean, it seems to me that the Aurelia can't be in the cove... 928 01:11:55,925 --> 01:11:59,361 ...for the simple reason that that's where Sebastian said she was. 929 01:12:14,843 --> 01:12:15,969 Sorry to disturb. 930 01:12:16,145 --> 01:12:18,841 We've had to move to the lee side on account of the storm. 931 01:12:19,014 --> 01:12:21,039 She won't fit in the marina? 932 01:12:21,216 --> 01:12:24,845 Afraid not. A taxi will take you to the beach on the north end. 933 01:12:25,020 --> 01:12:28,012 - Call, we'll pick you up on the launch. - Better safe than sorry. 934 01:12:28,190 --> 01:12:29,623 Sir. 935 01:12:30,325 --> 01:12:33,226 I've grown rather fond of not sinking. 936 01:12:33,428 --> 01:12:35,453 Ugh. Don't even say that. 937 01:12:35,631 --> 01:12:38,565 Oh, it would be a shame to lose the art collection. 938 01:12:38,900 --> 01:12:39,924 Or Gemma's shoes. 939 01:12:40,835 --> 01:12:44,464 Especially because we're so close to shore, you know? 940 01:12:48,309 --> 01:12:49,401 Oh, my God. 941 01:12:51,312 --> 01:12:52,779 What? 942 01:12:53,181 --> 01:12:54,409 Oh, my God, of course. 943 01:12:54,582 --> 01:12:56,243 Of course what? 944 01:12:58,452 --> 01:13:00,977 You are a genius. 945 01:13:02,824 --> 01:13:03,984 Stefan. 946 01:13:04,425 --> 01:13:06,518 - Stefan. - Yes. 947 01:13:06,861 --> 01:13:09,455 Why did you pick the north beach? 948 01:13:09,964 --> 01:13:13,092 I didn't. It's the only beach on the island not blocked by the reef. 949 01:13:13,867 --> 01:13:16,995 Yes. Yes. He ran her aground. 950 01:13:17,170 --> 01:13:18,831 What are you so happy about? 951 01:13:19,005 --> 01:13:21,530 - He ran her aground. - What? 952 01:13:21,708 --> 01:13:27,408 To save the Dowry. Sebastian ran the whole goddamn thing aground. 953 01:13:28,715 --> 01:13:32,173 Bet you $ 1000 I find something between here and that beach. 954 01:13:32,352 --> 01:13:34,081 You don't have $ 1000. 955 01:13:34,821 --> 01:13:35,913 Fine, make it 10. 956 01:13:36,489 --> 01:13:37,956 You don't have $ 10. 957 01:13:38,725 --> 01:13:40,784 Fine, make it a million. 958 01:13:47,033 --> 01:13:48,590 What are you doing? 959 01:13:48,767 --> 01:13:51,600 You think I'm letting you go out there alone, you're crazy. 960 01:13:51,937 --> 01:13:53,427 What, you don't trust me? 961 01:13:53,606 --> 01:13:56,166 Why on Earth would I trust you? 962 01:13:57,676 --> 01:13:59,200 Huh. 963 01:15:16,520 --> 01:15:18,385 - I found a cannon. - I found a cannon. 964 01:15:18,555 --> 01:15:20,216 - You did what? - You mean there's two? 965 01:15:20,390 --> 01:15:21,880 - There's two cannons. - Aah! 966 01:15:22,059 --> 01:15:24,926 - And I owe you a million dollars. Aah! - Yes, you do. Oh! 967 01:15:25,095 --> 01:15:26,528 Whoo! 968 01:15:26,964 --> 01:15:28,795 We got the Aurelia, baby! 969 01:15:28,966 --> 01:15:33,459 Listen to me, if anybody finds out about this outside of our crew, we are screwed. 970 01:15:33,636 --> 01:15:36,230 Wow. Can't you just enjoy this for a second? 971 01:15:37,473 --> 01:15:39,498 Oh, I'm enjoying it. 972 01:15:43,379 --> 01:15:46,542 Oh, God. Thank God. 973 01:15:50,186 --> 01:15:52,620 Whoo-hoo! 974 01:16:19,848 --> 01:16:21,145 Well, there's not much here. 975 01:16:21,316 --> 01:16:25,252 Now, they probably burned the ship and took everything inland. 976 01:16:25,420 --> 01:16:28,878 Look, a pistol. - Cool. 977 01:16:29,057 --> 01:16:32,390 All right, well, what do we know about Topsail Cay? 978 01:16:32,794 --> 01:16:35,126 We got the town, the church... 979 01:16:35,296 --> 01:16:36,422 There's Preacher's Cave. 980 01:16:36,598 --> 01:16:39,624 We were up there once. It said something about first settlers... 981 01:16:39,801 --> 01:16:40,825 ...religious freedom... 982 01:16:41,002 --> 01:16:43,526 God, I think that is just so important. 983 01:16:45,239 --> 01:16:46,536 Yeah, but that was like... 984 01:16:47,441 --> 01:16:50,933 - Oh. - Like 1780-something. 985 01:16:52,079 --> 01:16:55,344 I mean, Sebastian beat them here by almost 70 years. 986 01:16:55,516 --> 01:16:57,711 If there are any records, they're in the church. 987 01:16:57,885 --> 01:17:01,116 - Letters, journals, sermons. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 988 01:17:02,456 --> 01:17:04,583 That's smart, Tess. 989 01:17:05,359 --> 01:17:07,793 It's the oldest building on the island. 990 01:17:09,696 --> 01:17:11,095 - Yeah. - Hmm. 991 01:17:19,205 --> 01:17:20,900 When Moe finds out we're gone... 992 01:17:21,074 --> 01:17:23,542 ...he's gonna come barreling up your ass like a freight train. 993 01:17:23,709 --> 01:17:25,939 Oh, my, that ought to be interesting. 994 01:17:26,112 --> 01:17:28,979 Well, I'm just saying we don't have much time. 995 01:17:29,615 --> 01:17:30,673 Oh, my God. 996 01:17:31,451 --> 01:17:32,475 Stop the boat! 997 01:17:32,652 --> 01:17:36,679 I just figured it out. It's been right in front of us this whole time. 998 01:17:36,856 --> 01:17:37,982 What? 999 01:17:38,591 --> 01:17:40,821 Precious Gem. 1000 01:17:41,661 --> 01:17:42,685 Yes. 1001 01:17:43,162 --> 01:17:48,896 Well, do you realize how incredibly similar the word "gem" is to "Gemma"? 1002 01:17:50,136 --> 01:17:52,502 Uh... I thought I did. 1003 01:17:52,672 --> 01:17:54,070 My God. 1004 01:17:54,239 --> 01:17:57,936 Daddy, you named the boat after me and didn't even know it. 1005 01:17:59,511 --> 01:18:00,637 I didn't? 1006 01:18:01,746 --> 01:18:02,872 Don't you see? 1007 01:18:06,017 --> 01:18:10,454 You were running away to sea, only you wanted to bring me along. 1008 01:18:10,622 --> 01:18:13,750 So you unconsciously named the boat after me. 1009 01:18:16,161 --> 01:18:19,130 That is so beautiful. 1010 01:18:25,370 --> 01:18:28,133 Of course I named it for you, Gemma. 1011 01:18:30,641 --> 01:18:34,475 But it wasn't unconscious. I gave it a lot of thought. 1012 01:18:34,645 --> 01:18:38,479 No. You did it unconsciously. 1013 01:18:41,051 --> 01:18:43,645 And then I did it unconsciously. 1014 01:19:08,678 --> 01:19:10,270 Good afternoon. 1015 01:19:10,446 --> 01:19:12,505 Afternoon. May I help you? 1016 01:19:12,682 --> 01:19:15,310 - I hope so. I'm Finnegan. - Nice to meet you. 1017 01:19:15,485 --> 01:19:16,679 - Tess. - Tess. 1018 01:19:30,667 --> 01:19:32,191 Don't even think about it. 1019 01:19:32,969 --> 01:19:36,029 - What? - Don't "what" me. You know what. 1020 01:19:37,207 --> 01:19:40,403 It's weird, right? 1021 01:19:41,877 --> 01:19:45,040 - What? - This. 1022 01:19:45,681 --> 01:19:47,308 Us, together. 1023 01:19:47,716 --> 01:19:51,550 It's complex, but not in a good way. 1024 01:19:56,458 --> 01:20:00,519 Well, can I just say I really wish we were still married? 1025 01:20:05,667 --> 01:20:07,191 No. 1026 01:20:16,077 --> 01:20:17,510 Oh, my God, listen to this. 1027 01:20:17,678 --> 01:20:20,545 Listen. "That we are by no means... 1028 01:20:20,715 --> 01:20:22,808 ...the first Europeans to visit here... 1029 01:20:22,984 --> 01:20:26,511 ...is finally proven by the discovery of a Spanish gravestone... 1030 01:20:26,687 --> 01:20:28,245 ...that of a woman. 1031 01:20:28,422 --> 01:20:30,617 I cannot but wonder who she was... 1032 01:20:30,791 --> 01:20:34,056 ...and how she came to die here, for the headstone reads simply... 1033 01:20:34,228 --> 01:20:36,458 ...'Aurelia, 1715."' 1034 01:20:36,631 --> 01:20:38,030 Holy shit. 1035 01:20:38,199 --> 01:20:41,691 "Forsake her I could not. 1036 01:20:41,869 --> 01:20:45,327 And so it was here, on this beautiful hilltop... 1037 01:20:45,506 --> 01:20:48,963 ...that I resolved to bury our own dead... 1038 01:20:49,142 --> 01:20:53,135 ...and begin work building a church." 1039 01:20:54,247 --> 01:20:56,511 He marked it with a headstone. 1040 01:20:56,683 --> 01:20:59,174 And this guy built a church around it. 1041 01:20:59,352 --> 01:21:01,786 - It's in the cemetery. - It's in the cemetery. 1042 01:21:07,794 --> 01:21:09,056 - Finn. - Mm-hm. 1043 01:21:10,730 --> 01:21:12,220 Oh... 1044 01:21:13,433 --> 01:21:15,401 - No, come on. - Here we go. 1045 01:21:15,568 --> 01:21:17,092 Oh, shit, I got you. 1046 01:21:19,673 --> 01:21:21,334 Mm-hm. 1047 01:21:34,586 --> 01:21:36,315 Anything? 1048 01:21:37,589 --> 01:21:39,523 It's not here. 1049 01:21:39,725 --> 01:21:42,250 I refuse to believe that. 1050 01:21:42,761 --> 01:21:47,858 Well, just because you refuse to believe something doesn't make it true. 1051 01:21:48,033 --> 01:21:49,728 Or false. 1052 01:21:50,602 --> 01:21:53,127 Or whatever the hell I'm saying. 1053 01:21:53,305 --> 01:21:54,329 Something wrong, Tess? 1054 01:21:54,506 --> 01:21:57,373 Something wrong? Why would anything be wrong? 1055 01:21:57,542 --> 01:22:00,170 We just had sex in a church and we're not even married... 1056 01:22:00,345 --> 01:22:02,279 ...and now we're gonna dig up a grave. 1057 01:22:02,447 --> 01:22:04,142 What is that, like a triple sin? 1058 01:22:04,315 --> 01:22:06,715 I can't believe we haven't been struck by lightning. Oh! 1059 01:22:07,685 --> 01:22:09,550 - Ow. - Oh, shit, you okay? 1060 01:22:09,721 --> 01:22:12,918 Stupid rock. That's the second time I've done that. 1061 01:22:13,091 --> 01:22:14,422 Okay, we can't have that. 1062 01:22:14,592 --> 01:22:16,958 Come here, you rock. Stupid rock. 1063 01:22:23,134 --> 01:22:24,499 Wait, stop. 1064 01:22:24,669 --> 01:22:26,864 Oh... Honey, it's heavy. 1065 01:22:29,140 --> 01:22:31,404 So is this. 1066 01:22:57,868 --> 01:22:59,495 Finn? Finn? 1067 01:23:01,338 --> 01:23:02,362 Finn. 1068 01:23:02,539 --> 01:23:04,131 - What? - What if it's a body? 1069 01:23:07,710 --> 01:23:11,043 Well, then he was a midget with very cheap relatives. 1070 01:23:13,549 --> 01:23:17,007 - What if it's a head? - Do you mind? 1071 01:24:00,628 --> 01:24:02,596 Oh, my God. 1072 01:24:06,201 --> 01:24:07,566 It's his. 1073 01:24:08,203 --> 01:24:10,433 "To my everlasting relief... 1074 01:24:10,605 --> 01:24:14,234 ...and after a year's toil in this lonely place... 1075 01:24:14,409 --> 01:24:18,606 ...have I finally stumbled upon a suitable place... 1076 01:24:18,779 --> 01:24:20,770 ...for my cargo... 1077 01:24:20,948 --> 01:24:25,112 ...fortified by nature against the encroachments... 1078 01:24:25,285 --> 01:24:26,718 ...accidental or deliberate... 1079 01:24:26,887 --> 01:24:32,086 ...even of those who would force our tongues to betray its trust. 1080 01:24:33,060 --> 01:24:38,589 The low December tide showed us the only way in and the only way out. 1081 01:24:38,765 --> 01:24:40,528 But from January to November... 1082 01:24:40,701 --> 01:24:44,899 ...the beached whale's spout is both ingress or egress. 1083 01:24:45,072 --> 01:24:49,133 Thus is the vault rendered, made virtually impenetrable." 1084 01:24:49,309 --> 01:24:53,472 The beached whale's spout? Are you sure? 1085 01:24:58,150 --> 01:24:59,845 Yeah. 1086 01:25:03,322 --> 01:25:05,813 It's a blowhole. 1087 01:25:07,860 --> 01:25:09,259 It's the one at Clifton Point. 1088 01:25:09,428 --> 01:25:13,524 - The low December tide drops so low... - The winter solstice. 1089 01:25:13,699 --> 01:25:16,827 The lowest tide of the year exposes the mouth of the blowhole... 1090 01:25:17,003 --> 01:25:20,461 ...which is normally under 15 to 20 feet of water. 1091 01:25:20,940 --> 01:25:23,135 Two days out of the year it's a cave. 1092 01:25:23,643 --> 01:25:26,771 They float the chests in, the tide returns... 1093 01:25:26,946 --> 01:25:29,243 ...then the place becomes a deathtrap. 1094 01:25:31,349 --> 01:25:33,977 Did we just find our treasure? 1095 01:25:35,453 --> 01:25:37,182 Sound like it. 1096 01:25:39,024 --> 01:25:40,719 Nice to meet you, Mrs. Finnegan. 1097 01:25:41,326 --> 01:25:42,884 Hey, Bunny. 1098 01:25:43,061 --> 01:25:44,961 What the hell are you doing here? 1099 01:25:45,630 --> 01:25:47,257 - Give me the book. - Come on, Bunny. 1100 01:25:47,432 --> 01:25:52,734 I mean, are you sure you don't wanna, you know, give it to the new guy? 1101 01:25:59,344 --> 01:26:01,403 What you think you're gonna do with that, huh? 1102 01:26:04,148 --> 01:26:06,742 Hey, you better put the damn shovel... 1103 01:26:10,354 --> 01:26:13,255 Hey, hey, hey, look, you know, I don't want no trouble. 1104 01:26:13,424 --> 01:26:14,516 Get me out the hole! 1105 01:26:18,162 --> 01:26:20,221 Get him, baby, get him. 1106 01:26:28,739 --> 01:26:30,172 Finn! 1107 01:26:32,142 --> 01:26:34,406 Where you...? What you...? Grab him. 1108 01:26:38,581 --> 01:26:39,946 Come on. 1109 01:26:42,652 --> 01:26:44,142 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1110 01:26:44,320 --> 01:26:45,378 Come on, go, go, go. 1111 01:26:46,556 --> 01:26:48,547 Hey. Hey... 1112 01:26:52,895 --> 01:26:54,385 Get after them, damn it. 1113 01:26:56,466 --> 01:26:57,490 Hang on. 1114 01:26:57,667 --> 01:27:00,431 Cyrus, my bike. Hey, you. 1115 01:27:02,138 --> 01:27:03,162 Are you shot? 1116 01:27:04,474 --> 01:27:06,601 - What? - Shot? You? 1117 01:27:06,776 --> 01:27:10,303 - No. Are you shot? - No, not yet. 1118 01:27:10,647 --> 01:27:13,638 We got the book, Cyrus. 1119 01:27:13,815 --> 01:27:15,214 Finn! 1120 01:27:15,384 --> 01:27:16,408 I got you, Tess! 1121 01:27:16,918 --> 01:27:20,445 - Duck! - What? Ugh! 1122 01:27:21,523 --> 01:27:23,354 - Finn! - Uh-oh. 1123 01:27:27,729 --> 01:27:30,095 Finn. No. 1124 01:27:33,035 --> 01:27:36,801 No. Finn. Oh, my... 1125 01:27:43,278 --> 01:27:45,109 Finn. 1126 01:27:46,881 --> 01:27:48,508 Let's go. 1127 01:27:59,026 --> 01:28:02,325 You sure he's dead? I've been disappointed a lot of times before. 1128 01:28:02,496 --> 01:28:05,693 I should've aimed at your head, you little son of a bitch. 1129 01:28:06,067 --> 01:28:07,534 I'm gonna tell you what. 1130 01:28:07,702 --> 01:28:11,035 I'm gonna have my boys submit your theory to a little academic review... 1131 01:28:11,205 --> 01:28:13,469 ...while I go sit my balls on some ice. 1132 01:28:37,697 --> 01:28:40,427 After this wave, you've got about 50 seconds. 1133 01:28:45,472 --> 01:28:46,962 Would you just get in the hole? 1134 01:28:47,407 --> 01:28:49,637 Whoa! Whoo! 1135 01:28:56,915 --> 01:28:58,382 I can't. 1136 01:28:58,584 --> 01:28:59,744 Uh... 1137 01:28:59,918 --> 01:29:01,476 Excuse me, Curtis. 1138 01:29:01,920 --> 01:29:03,854 Get in the hole. 1139 01:29:04,523 --> 01:29:08,220 Damn, Cyrus. Why you always in my business, huh? 1140 01:29:08,393 --> 01:29:10,759 I'm handling this shit. 1141 01:29:17,770 --> 01:29:19,601 You know what? You run it. 1142 01:29:21,840 --> 01:29:23,330 You run it. 1143 01:29:43,227 --> 01:29:44,717 It's not here. 1144 01:29:44,896 --> 01:29:46,921 Check underwater. 1145 01:29:48,699 --> 01:29:50,360 There's nothing but rock. 1146 01:29:50,535 --> 01:29:52,127 I'm supposed to believe you, am I? 1147 01:29:52,303 --> 01:29:57,002 You want a second opinion, come on down. Get me out of here. 1148 01:29:57,175 --> 01:29:58,403 Please. 1149 01:29:58,609 --> 01:30:00,076 Pull her up, man. 1150 01:30:03,815 --> 01:30:04,839 Hey. 1151 01:30:05,016 --> 01:30:06,983 Say hi to your husband. 1152 01:30:07,150 --> 01:30:08,378 What? No. 1153 01:30:08,552 --> 01:30:10,076 What the hell are you doing, man? 1154 01:30:10,253 --> 01:30:11,743 Oh, God. 1155 01:30:18,762 --> 01:30:20,593 Throw me the rope. 1156 01:31:48,583 --> 01:31:49,675 Whoo! 1157 01:31:49,851 --> 01:31:52,751 Now that's what I'm talking about. 1158 01:32:01,261 --> 01:32:02,387 Talk to me. 1159 01:32:02,562 --> 01:32:04,427 It's here. Bring the tanks. 1160 01:32:04,932 --> 01:32:07,833 We're gonna have to go in through the ocean. 1161 01:32:08,001 --> 01:32:09,093 And the girl? 1162 01:32:09,303 --> 01:32:10,429 Uh... 1163 01:32:11,838 --> 01:32:13,237 She won't need one. 1164 01:32:33,592 --> 01:32:34,616 This better be good. 1165 01:32:34,794 --> 01:32:37,729 Moe, it's Finn. It's bad, it's real bad. 1166 01:32:37,897 --> 01:32:39,728 - They got Tess. - What? 1167 01:32:39,899 --> 01:32:42,265 The treasure's in the blowhole at Clifton Point. 1168 01:32:42,435 --> 01:32:43,459 They took her hostage. 1169 01:33:04,823 --> 01:33:08,782 That is one big-ass, sensible-sized emerald. 1170 01:33:11,930 --> 01:33:14,398 Sure, go have fun. Go get yourselves killed. 1171 01:33:14,566 --> 01:33:16,761 Go pump some lead in your fellow man. Go ahead. 1172 01:33:16,935 --> 01:33:17,959 What a sissy. 1173 01:33:18,136 --> 01:33:20,127 He is more man than you'll ever be, honey. 1174 01:33:20,305 --> 01:33:21,772 Hey. You ladies wanna move out? 1175 01:33:22,340 --> 01:33:24,968 They could have killed a whole graduation class by now. 1176 01:33:25,143 --> 01:33:26,701 Daddy. 1177 01:33:27,612 --> 01:33:30,706 - I'm scared. - She's going to be all right. 1178 01:33:30,882 --> 01:33:33,749 - I promise. - I'm worried about you. 1179 01:33:35,086 --> 01:33:37,280 Oh, bless you for that. 1180 01:33:38,422 --> 01:33:39,753 I'll see you at breakfast. 1181 01:34:23,433 --> 01:34:26,800 Hey! Hey! 1182 01:34:28,704 --> 01:34:30,194 Goddamn. 1183 01:34:30,373 --> 01:34:32,568 How many times am I gonna have to kill this boy? 1184 01:34:40,216 --> 01:34:41,843 Shit. 1185 01:34:46,421 --> 01:34:48,082 Oh, shit. 1186 01:34:51,526 --> 01:34:53,391 Somebody help. 1187 01:34:55,363 --> 01:34:56,523 Tess! 1188 01:34:57,265 --> 01:34:58,892 Finn? 1189 01:35:00,068 --> 01:35:01,365 Finn! 1190 01:35:12,447 --> 01:35:14,039 Shit. 1191 01:35:48,215 --> 01:35:51,184 Whoo. There's a whole lot more where this came from. 1192 01:36:06,032 --> 01:36:08,830 - Where's Cyrus? - He said he'd be right up. 1193 01:36:14,174 --> 01:36:15,835 Mm. 1194 01:36:19,145 --> 01:36:20,169 Ugh. 1195 01:36:24,584 --> 01:36:25,676 Find out who that was. 1196 01:36:25,885 --> 01:36:27,910 - Huh? - You heard me. 1197 01:37:37,855 --> 01:37:39,254 Oh, my God. 1198 01:37:40,124 --> 01:37:41,181 Shit. 1199 01:37:42,359 --> 01:37:43,519 Cover me. 1200 01:37:43,693 --> 01:37:44,921 Where you going? 1201 01:37:45,095 --> 01:37:47,290 Where's he going? Wait. Where are you going? 1202 01:37:47,464 --> 01:37:48,590 Shit, man. 1203 01:37:57,307 --> 01:37:58,535 Aah! 1204 01:37:59,709 --> 01:38:01,973 You son of a bitch. 1205 01:38:02,345 --> 01:38:03,642 Uh-oh. 1206 01:38:22,564 --> 01:38:25,863 Here, cock it. Cock it. 1207 01:38:26,835 --> 01:38:29,360 I can't make it cock. 1208 01:38:35,778 --> 01:38:37,370 No, no, no. 1209 01:38:47,956 --> 01:38:49,685 Give that to me. 1210 01:38:53,328 --> 01:38:56,263 - You okay, Moe? - Yeah, great. 1211 01:38:56,431 --> 01:38:59,628 - Get in the plane. Get... - No. Aah! 1212 01:39:01,469 --> 01:39:04,336 - No. - Get your hands off her. 1213 01:39:11,045 --> 01:39:12,171 Get in the plane. 1214 01:39:27,361 --> 01:39:28,658 Sit back. 1215 01:39:30,697 --> 01:39:33,757 Get your hands... Sit back now. Sit back now. 1216 01:39:35,202 --> 01:39:36,794 Shit. 1217 01:40:01,360 --> 01:40:03,885 Gemma. No. 1218 01:40:07,900 --> 01:40:10,630 - Get me on that plane. - Hang on. 1219 01:40:10,803 --> 01:40:14,204 Go. Go. Go. 1220 01:40:14,907 --> 01:40:16,772 You happy now, you big butch bastard? 1221 01:40:16,942 --> 01:40:20,036 Just go help Moe. Go help him. 1222 01:40:21,714 --> 01:40:24,444 I want you to pull me right up next to the port side. 1223 01:40:24,617 --> 01:40:25,914 What's a port side? 1224 01:40:26,118 --> 01:40:27,983 Uh... The left side. 1225 01:40:28,154 --> 01:40:29,587 - Oh, okay. - Right next to her. 1226 01:40:44,102 --> 01:40:45,933 - Go, go, go, stay with it. - Okay. 1227 01:40:50,041 --> 01:40:53,568 - My God, what are you doing? - Pull right up next to the pontoon. 1228 01:41:20,771 --> 01:41:22,068 Whoa! 1229 01:41:26,043 --> 01:41:28,876 Now that's a man who loves his wife. 1230 01:41:35,452 --> 01:41:36,851 That's it. 1231 01:41:37,988 --> 01:41:39,319 That's it. 1232 01:41:59,275 --> 01:42:00,299 Oh! 1233 01:42:07,149 --> 01:42:09,515 - Tess! - Finn! 1234 01:42:17,793 --> 01:42:19,021 Tess! 1235 01:42:19,762 --> 01:42:20,853 Oh! 1236 01:42:21,029 --> 01:42:24,123 Damn, baby, since when do you know how to fly? 1237 01:42:24,299 --> 01:42:26,358 Don't. Can't. 1238 01:42:28,136 --> 01:42:33,096 Well, you're doing a great job. I mean, we're still in the air, right? 1239 01:42:33,308 --> 01:42:34,605 Technically. 1240 01:42:35,644 --> 01:42:36,668 Oh, shit. 1241 01:42:37,879 --> 01:42:40,211 I think he hit the engine. 1242 01:42:40,949 --> 01:42:43,611 Okay. Um... 1243 01:42:43,852 --> 01:42:48,653 Wings, flaps, air speed, altitude... 1244 01:42:48,924 --> 01:42:52,792 ...pedals for the rudder. Check. Okay. 1245 01:42:52,961 --> 01:42:55,122 - How do you know what to do? - You know... 1246 01:42:55,296 --> 01:42:57,196 ...PlayStation. Ha-ha! 1247 01:42:59,233 --> 01:43:01,201 Oh, God. 1248 01:43:01,468 --> 01:43:02,901 - Oh, God. - Hang on, hang on. 1249 01:43:03,070 --> 01:43:04,697 Here we go. Aah! 1250 01:43:08,075 --> 01:43:10,441 Whoo! Finn! 1251 01:43:10,978 --> 01:43:13,469 - Wow. Whoa. - Hey, you're doing it. 1252 01:43:13,647 --> 01:43:17,981 Way to go. That's great, oh, wow. We're flying. 1253 01:43:18,519 --> 01:43:20,077 Yep. 1254 01:43:20,621 --> 01:43:21,747 How do we land? 1255 01:43:23,424 --> 01:43:24,721 Yep. 1256 01:43:26,694 --> 01:43:28,161 How'd you do it in the game? 1257 01:43:33,499 --> 01:43:38,732 I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm rich! 1258 01:43:49,649 --> 01:43:52,777 Now, honey, this next part... 1259 01:43:52,952 --> 01:43:56,319 ...l'm not exactly sure how to pull off. 1260 01:43:56,756 --> 01:44:00,556 I do know that we've got to completely stall out just before we hit the water. 1261 01:44:00,727 --> 01:44:02,388 - Stall? - Stop flying. 1262 01:44:02,562 --> 01:44:05,792 - Stop flying? - Yeah, and land. 1263 01:44:06,632 --> 01:44:09,465 On the nice soft... water. 1264 01:44:10,636 --> 01:44:13,070 - Are we gonna die? - No. 1265 01:44:13,472 --> 01:44:15,167 No, we're not. 1266 01:44:19,645 --> 01:44:22,079 Oh, shit, where's Finn? 1267 01:44:22,648 --> 01:44:24,616 Probably he's flying the plane. 1268 01:44:24,783 --> 01:44:26,717 You mean there's hope? 1269 01:44:26,885 --> 01:44:29,285 Not necessarily. 1270 01:44:32,157 --> 01:44:34,489 - Hey, let me just say this. - No. 1271 01:44:36,194 --> 01:44:38,128 - Well, why not? - Because. 1272 01:44:38,296 --> 01:44:40,456 Tell me after we crash. 1273 01:44:42,700 --> 01:44:45,066 That'll give me something to look forward to. 1274 01:44:58,315 --> 01:44:59,976 Okay. 1275 01:45:15,498 --> 01:45:16,863 One hundred. 1276 01:45:21,004 --> 01:45:23,336 We got it, baby. Eighty. 1277 01:45:24,741 --> 01:45:26,265 Sixty. 1278 01:45:29,179 --> 01:45:30,203 Forty. 1279 01:45:33,183 --> 01:45:34,878 Pull her up, boy. 1280 01:45:35,585 --> 01:45:38,383 Baby, baby... 1281 01:45:38,555 --> 01:45:40,045 - I love you. - I love you. 1282 01:45:40,223 --> 01:45:41,281 Pull her up. 1283 01:45:55,471 --> 01:45:56,495 Oh, shit. 1284 01:46:14,890 --> 01:46:16,653 Finn? 1285 01:46:19,628 --> 01:46:21,061 I'm sorry. 1286 01:46:21,230 --> 01:46:24,892 I love you. I've learned a lot from my mistakes. 1287 01:46:25,133 --> 01:46:26,225 Marry me. 1288 01:46:26,434 --> 01:46:28,129 No... 1289 01:46:28,636 --> 01:46:30,433 ...you haven't. 1290 01:46:30,938 --> 01:46:32,701 And, yes... 1291 01:46:32,874 --> 01:46:34,535 ...I will. 1292 01:46:40,915 --> 01:46:42,075 Baby. 1293 01:46:42,250 --> 01:46:44,180 What? 95535