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[SYNTH ROCK MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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Girl, you need reading glasses.
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I'm fine.
Nah.
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You are trombone arming.
[SIGHS]
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And on your right, you
have the Nitehawk Cinema,
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modeled after the 1922 Commodore.
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Not again. Do these buses ever stop?
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It's unbelievable. I
mean, when did Brooklyn
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become a tourist attraction?
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Right around when the orthodox temples
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turned into night clubs.
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[DOOR KNOCKS]
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Good morning.
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Nicole just asked me
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why Mommy and Daddy sleep
in separate rooms.
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Maybe you can walk him to
school today and explain.
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I would be happy to.
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Look, they just want to know...
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if we're ever getting back together.
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And, frankly, so do I.
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I mean, my book launch
party's this week.
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People are gonna ask, and I-I...
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[CELL PHONE DINGS]
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
What?
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What? What?
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[UPBEAT SKA MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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[DOORBELL CHIMES]
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[DOOR BUZZES]
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Oh, my God.
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Look, look, look, look, look, look!
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"Exciting news, the
next Reese Witherspoon
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book club pick is 'Marriage Vacation'"!
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I know!
You guys, you guys,
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that is enormous. All of Reese's picks
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become best sellers.
[ALL CHEERING]
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Yo. What's going on?
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Oh, my God. Reese Witherspoon
just picked our book
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for her book club.
Wow.
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Hey. I didn't know you
were back from Ireland.
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Yeah, I got in late last night.
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Clare's coming in a few days.
She had to get her dog
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a few shots before she
could bring him over.
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Oh. So you're gonna be a doggy daddy?
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Yeah, I guess so.
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I'm sorry I didn't say
good-bye after the wedding.
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Our flight was...
It's fine, it...
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I DM'd you, though.
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You what?
Yeah, Josh is always
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sliding into those DMs.
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[SCOFFS]
Um...
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Instagram has a direct message feature.
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It's kind of like a text message.
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Oh, I didn't know that.
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How could you not know that?
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I read three novels a week.
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That's like a thousand
Instagram stories.
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Ahh.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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Hi, Reese. Millennial Print appreciates
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your support. "Marriage Vacation"
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would make a great movie starring you.
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["ROCKET SHIP" BY KACI BROWN PLAYS]
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♪ Na, Na, Na, Na, Na,
Na, Na, Na, Na, Na ♪
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♪ You're gonna feel like ♪
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♪ Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na ♪
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♪ You're gonna feel like a woman ♪
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[DOOR KNOCKS]
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Do you have a moment
before the staff meeting?
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Of course.
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I was wondering...
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how you found Liza?
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Was it through a friend, an agency?
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Actually, I'm not sure.
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Liza, Charles was asking,
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how did your resume land on my desk?
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Oh, I ambushed you at a New York
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women in publishing event.
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Was I being honored?
No, Jennifer Franklin was.
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I was probably honored the year before.
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Charles, are you looking
for an assistant?
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Uh, no, not for me.
Asking for a friend.
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Is the meeting in here?
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Conference room.
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And I will see you there.
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What's the meeting about?
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I'm not sure...
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but judging by his mood this morning
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can't be good news.
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♪ ♪
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Phones down for this, please.
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And close the door. I'll be brief.
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The LL Moore revelations
and their aftermath
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have hit our finances hard.
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It's as bad as you've heard.
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So we're going to be a little bit late
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meeting payroll.
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Please bear with me.
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However, I want to
make one thing clear.
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This company...
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will endure.
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Empirical Publishing has
survived depressions,
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printing strikes, Amazon,
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and we are not going down
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because one man couldn't
control his appetites.
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The only question...
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about our future is what great voice
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we will discover next.
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Well, this morning, Reese Witherspoon
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picked "Marriage Vacation"
for her book club,
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and presales have already spiked.
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Just since two hours ago.
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That is good news.
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Make sure you mention it to the press
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at the launch party.
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What else? Zane?
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I'm on the cusp of something I can't
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say too much about, but it is
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a genre-busting concept
that will reach across
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multiple platforms.
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What genre-busting
concept would that be?
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You'll just have to
wait and see, Peters.
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[CELL PHONE DINGS]
[GASPS]
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Reese just slipped into my DMs.
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What?
Speak English.
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What does that mean?
It means Reese Witherspoon
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sent a private direct message to me.
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What's the slipping part?
It's slide.
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You slide into someone's DMs.
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I meant slide. All my
friends say slide.
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I would never slip into someone's DMs.
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Only slide. I slide into...
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Kelsey's DMs all the time.
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Maybe I should slide into Zane's.
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What did Reese say?
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She wants us to meet her people.
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We're gonna meet Reese's people?
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I know!
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Well, on that piece of good news,
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we are adjourned.
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Okay, but just so you know,
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sliding into DMs is kind of flirty.
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What, so it's wrong to say
I slid into your DMs?
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No, it's not wrong, wrong, but
it's also just not right.
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You know?
Would I maybe hit your DMs?
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Okay, just stop.
Okay.
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How did I not see this?
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I was ready to break up
my family for this woman.
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She has been married. She
has a kid in college.
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Part of me's relieved
that she's not 27.
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And then I think...
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How, how can she lie like that?
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Is she some kind of opportunist?
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Or is she some kind of sociopath?
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It's chilling.
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And then I-I can't stop
thinking about her.
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Well, you had strong feelings for her.
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I was in love with her.
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Which, in retrospect, seems absurd
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and certainly makes me
question my judgment.
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I honestly have no idea what to do.
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At the very least, I have to fire her.
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Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Let me stop you there.
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As your friend, my heart's
breaking for you.
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I get it, you want to do something,
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but as your lawyer, I am telling you
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you cannot fire her.
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What, why?
She's doing her job, right?
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Well... yes.
And you kissed her.
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And now you want to fire
her because she's too old?
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Is this the first time
you're hearing it out loud?
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'Cause it's bad, Charles.
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You cannot afford another scandal.
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My best legal advice
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is to stay away from this woman.
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I can't avoid her completely.
She works for me.
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Avoid her when you can.
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And when you can't, smile,
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and... pretend she's 27.
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I am not good at pretending.
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[UPBEAT POP MUSIC]
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We love "Marriage Vacation."
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Oh, wow, thank you.
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I mean, this is such a thrill for me.
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Are you kidding? This is
such a thrill for me.
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I mean, your book is so smart.
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I can't tell you how
many manuscripts I read,
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and just from the first paragraph,
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it stood out to us.
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Thank you so much.
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I'll be frank. "Marriage Vacation."
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It's perfect for us.
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Our company is focusing on strong
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female characters with
unique points of view.
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That's why Reese picked
her for the book club
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and also why we're interested
in optioning the film rights.
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Oh, my God. That's so exciting.
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Amazing.
Wait.
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Reese Witherspoon is gonna play me?
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Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
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We have tons of projects
in development,
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but we are definitely interested.
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[GASPS]
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Reese Witherspoon!
Oh, my God.
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That could not have gone any better.
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I'm buying lunch.
Yeah, and I will drink it.
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Yes.
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Are you coming, Liza?
You know what?
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I'm gonna catch up with
you guys in a few.
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Okay, coffee shop?
Yes.
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♪ ♪
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Hi.
Hi.
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I have an idea.
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It's, uh, it's kind of a big idea,
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but you strike me as a person
who embraces big ideas.
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Definitely.
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What do you got?
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"Millennial" is all about
strong young voices,
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especially female voices,
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which means our brands overlap.
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You should consider
partnering up with us.
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For exclusive access
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to all "Millennial"
titles in the pipeline.
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You mean like a "first look" deal?
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Like a content incubator.
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We have so many great projects
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that I know your company would love.
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We have a book about Ada Lovelace,
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the only daughter of Lord Byron,
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who also wrote the very
first computer program
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back in the 1800s.
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We have a teen courtship
novel that takes place
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entirely in the comment section
of one Instagram post.
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And so many more that I
would love to discuss.
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Tell me more about this
Ada Lovelace book.
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♪ ♪
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Here's the draft...
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Charles. Hey.
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Hey, I have some great news.
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Uh, no, can you email me? I'm
just on my way to a meeting.
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Oh, it'll just take a sec.
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Kelsey and I, we just had
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our Reese Witherspoon meeting,
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and guess what?
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Reese's people say that they...
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anyway, the headline is...
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Hello?
Charles Brooks.
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Hi, it's Kiara Johnson
from "Hello Sunshine."
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It's them. Reese Witherspoon's company.
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That's what I was trying to tell you.
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♪ ♪
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Bottom line, Reese is ready to make
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a sizable financial commitment.
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Not only for access to
"Millennial" content
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but also for the chance
to collaborate with
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these two amazing young
women who are shaping
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the voices of their generation.
263
00:10:53,162 --> 00:10:54,258
I gotta hand it to Liza.
264
00:10:54,283 --> 00:10:56,310
The incubator was her idea.
265
00:10:56,335 --> 00:10:58,822
Millennials love to
disrupt, right, Charles?
266
00:10:58,862 --> 00:11:00,711
They certainly do.
Okay.
267
00:11:00,736 --> 00:11:03,236
So should we put our legal
departments in touch?
268
00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:06,726
I'll have to think about it.
Oh.
269
00:11:06,751 --> 00:11:09,135
Okay. Well, I look forward
to hearing from you.
270
00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,000
Right. Thank you.
271
00:11:11,927 --> 00:11:13,520
What is there to think about?
272
00:11:13,545 --> 00:11:15,533
Uh, it's an interesting proposition.
273
00:11:15,558 --> 00:11:17,776
Reese is a powerhouse
who wants to embrace
274
00:11:17,801 --> 00:11:19,102
the next generation of women.
275
00:11:19,127 --> 00:11:20,290
That's spectacular. And...
276
00:11:20,315 --> 00:11:22,524
I said I'd think about it.
277
00:11:24,883 --> 00:11:27,826
[DUBSTEP MUSIC]
278
00:11:28,011 --> 00:11:32,987
♪ ♪
279
00:11:41,278 --> 00:11:43,108
I'm sure Charles has a very good reason
280
00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:44,617
for not taking this deal.
281
00:11:44,642 --> 00:11:46,643
Yeah, I'll tell you the reason.
282
00:11:46,668 --> 00:11:49,258
It's because "Millennial" might
actually out-earn "Empirical,"
283
00:11:49,283 --> 00:11:51,780
and that's just a reality
he can't understand.
284
00:11:51,805 --> 00:11:53,920
Maggie, Maggie, it's
up, it's up, buffered.
285
00:11:53,945 --> 00:11:55,142
Great.
286
00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:56,967
You guys ready?
Yes.
287
00:11:58,368 --> 00:12:02,241
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
288
00:12:02,705 --> 00:12:09,106
♪ ♪
289
00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:13,610
[GROWLS]
290
00:12:13,916 --> 00:12:16,855
We're not great. We're Heller Good.
291
00:12:18,080 --> 00:12:20,343
All right, what do you guys think?
292
00:12:22,765 --> 00:12:25,608
I like the cheetah.
Yes. Thank you.
293
00:12:25,633 --> 00:12:28,029
Are you sure you want to
say you're not great?
294
00:12:28,054 --> 00:12:29,997
Yes. I'm better than great, dude.
295
00:12:30,022 --> 00:12:32,293
I'm "Heller Good."
296
00:12:33,527 --> 00:12:36,242
And that's better? Really?
297
00:12:36,267 --> 00:12:37,888
Hundo P. Come on. Yes. As the founder,
298
00:12:37,913 --> 00:12:40,415
I need to project confidence, you know?
299
00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:42,172
Why are all people your age "founders"?
300
00:12:42,197 --> 00:12:43,703
I mean you haven't even
found your own apartment.
301
00:12:43,728 --> 00:12:45,711
Okay, well, I did find sponsored vodka
302
00:12:45,736 --> 00:12:47,883
for Kelsey and Liza's book party.
303
00:12:48,047 --> 00:12:49,993
You got us free booze?
Yes, I did.
304
00:12:50,018 --> 00:12:53,414
Ah, you're the best!
No. I'm Heller Good.
305
00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:55,162
Mm. Still no.
306
00:12:55,187 --> 00:12:56,517
I'm gonna hit the ladies' room.
307
00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:58,010
No, no, no, no, really, I wouldn't.
308
00:12:58,035 --> 00:12:59,242
It's a crime scene in there.
Very dangerous.
309
00:12:59,267 --> 00:13:00,155
Yeah.
Ew.
310
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,970
Use ours.
Oh, thanks.
311
00:13:03,603 --> 00:13:05,802
Okay, can we talk about the cheetah?
312
00:13:06,103 --> 00:13:08,785
[FUNKY ROCK MUSIC]
313
00:13:09,467 --> 00:13:16,233
♪ ♪
314
00:13:20,964 --> 00:13:23,639
Hey, sorry, I just came up to use...
315
00:13:27,627 --> 00:13:29,168
Are you okay?
316
00:13:30,339 --> 00:13:32,741
Clare just called.
317
00:13:33,784 --> 00:13:35,419
She's not coming.
318
00:13:35,444 --> 00:13:37,131
She's not coming tonight?
319
00:13:37,933 --> 00:13:39,267
Nope.
320
00:13:40,371 --> 00:13:42,513
She's not coming at all.
321
00:13:43,702 --> 00:13:45,440
What?
322
00:13:47,134 --> 00:13:49,042
She just said that...
323
00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:52,156
I mean, the truth is, we didn't have
324
00:13:52,181 --> 00:13:53,903
the greatest time on our honeymoon.
325
00:13:53,928 --> 00:13:56,205
Didn't look that way on Instagram.
326
00:13:58,276 --> 00:14:02,180
She was just... posting
for immigration.
327
00:14:02,481 --> 00:14:04,457
When the reality is, she just...
328
00:14:05,352 --> 00:14:08,273
she just couldn't lie anymore.
329
00:14:15,220 --> 00:14:17,222
I mean, we were never real.
330
00:14:23,357 --> 00:14:25,794
What the hell is wrong with me?
331
00:14:27,192 --> 00:14:29,432
Nothing is wrong with you.
332
00:14:31,154 --> 00:14:33,558
You went out on a limb
to help somebody.
333
00:14:34,318 --> 00:14:37,273
That is a beautiful,
generous act on your part.
334
00:14:37,298 --> 00:14:39,857
♪ ♪
335
00:14:39,882 --> 00:14:43,686
So stupid, I mean... I just...
336
00:14:43,724 --> 00:14:45,513
I just keep putting myself
out there for people,
337
00:14:45,538 --> 00:14:47,342
and I just keep getting
kicked in the face.
338
00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:48,869
I...
339
00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:51,777
[TENDER MUSIC]
340
00:14:52,167 --> 00:14:53,469
It's okay.
341
00:14:53,494 --> 00:14:55,316
♪ ♪
342
00:14:55,554 --> 00:14:56,999
It's okay.
343
00:14:57,024 --> 00:14:59,066
Everything's gonna be okay.
344
00:15:09,104 --> 00:15:11,106
[UPBEAT PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]
345
00:15:13,765 --> 00:15:16,516
Ooh-hoo, great hat!
346
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,563
I've got a cigar that would
go perfect with that.
347
00:15:18,588 --> 00:15:21,055
No, thanks. I'm headed to the
"Marriage Vacation" party.
348
00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,896
I thought I was your marriage vacation.
349
00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:24,641
And on your right, you
have the Nitehawk Cinema,
350
00:15:24,666 --> 00:15:26,514
modeled after the 1922 Commodore...
351
00:15:26,539 --> 00:15:29,427
Hey, Gavoon, five times a
day, I gotta hear this?
352
00:15:29,452 --> 00:15:30,705
I got a permit!
353
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,414
Yeah, well, I got a big bucket of piss.
354
00:15:32,439 --> 00:15:35,365
You say patzah!
[SPEAKING ITALIAN]
355
00:15:36,074 --> 00:15:37,896
Don't mind the locals, guys.
356
00:15:37,921 --> 00:15:40,081
Wait, you wouldn't really pee
in a bucket and throw it.
357
00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,754
You do what you gotta do.
358
00:15:42,869 --> 00:15:45,011
["HAVANA" BY CAMILA CABELLO]
359
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:50,170
♪ Half of my heart is in Havana ♪
360
00:15:50,195 --> 00:15:53,235
♪ He took me back to East Atlanta ♪
361
00:15:53,408 --> 00:15:55,135
Nice job with this party, Liza.
362
00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:56,649
The theme is very appropriate.
363
00:15:56,674 --> 00:15:58,602
Well, the book is "Marriage Vacation."
364
00:15:58,627 --> 00:16:00,808
And if it's not a gigantic best seller,
365
00:16:00,833 --> 00:16:03,304
we may all be taking a
permanent vacation.
366
00:16:03,329 --> 00:16:04,955
You have to try the signature cocktail.
367
00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:06,836
Sticky sex on the beach.
368
00:16:06,861 --> 00:16:08,897
What makes it sticky?
Bubblegum vodka.
369
00:16:08,922 --> 00:16:10,141
Trust me, two of these,
and you're wearing
370
00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:11,716
a grass skirt like a veil.
371
00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:13,899
Oh, hello, Ms. Trout.
372
00:16:14,232 --> 00:16:16,632
Who is this person?
This is Lauren Heller.
373
00:16:16,657 --> 00:16:17,965
A terrific young publicist
374
00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:20,154
who just hung out her own shingle.
375
00:16:20,179 --> 00:16:22,100
Heller Good PR. We're not great.
376
00:16:22,125 --> 00:16:23,743
We're Heller Good.
377
00:16:23,768 --> 00:16:25,270
B-T-dubs, love your work. Love you.
378
00:16:25,295 --> 00:16:27,054
Love this, love this, love that.
379
00:16:27,312 --> 00:16:29,129
You know, if you ever need
to outsource anything,
380
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:32,295
I mean anything, text me,
call me, at me, mean it.
381
00:16:32,717 --> 00:16:34,611
Maybe I'll slide into your DMs.
382
00:16:34,636 --> 00:16:38,199
Oh, please do, diva. Give me.
383
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:42,922
Did I say that right?
Close enough.
384
00:16:43,163 --> 00:16:46,194
Oh, my God. This is incredible.
385
00:16:46,219 --> 00:16:47,621
Charles. Pauline.
386
00:16:47,646 --> 00:16:48,989
Oh, Diana.
Hi.
387
00:16:49,014 --> 00:16:50,646
This is beyond.
388
00:16:50,671 --> 00:16:52,129
You outdid yourself.
389
00:16:52,154 --> 00:16:54,522
Yeah, Diana. It's lovely.
Thank you.
390
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:56,767
Picture time, you guys.
Oh, okay.
391
00:16:56,792 --> 00:16:59,152
I hate posing for pictures, so.
392
00:16:59,177 --> 00:17:00,395
I know you do, but just for tonight,
393
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,882
can you pretend you don't?
394
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:04,741
Please?
395
00:17:06,290 --> 00:17:08,316
All right, come on.
Okay.
396
00:17:12,841 --> 00:17:16,380
Thank you.
Congratulations, Peters.
397
00:17:16,768 --> 00:17:19,402
Honestly, I don't know how you do it.
398
00:17:19,427 --> 00:17:22,414
No authors, and yet, you
dress like a Prada model.
399
00:17:22,439 --> 00:17:24,457
I'm sweating about work, believe me.
400
00:17:24,482 --> 00:17:25,583
You don't look it.
401
00:17:25,608 --> 00:17:27,264
You look very cool and collected.
402
00:17:27,489 --> 00:17:29,609
This room is full of
influential people.
403
00:17:29,634 --> 00:17:31,446
What am I supposed to do?
404
00:17:31,847 --> 00:17:33,759
Tell them I lost my only author?
405
00:17:33,784 --> 00:17:36,265
Course not. I gotta be a duck.
406
00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:37,453
Calm on the surface,
407
00:17:37,478 --> 00:17:39,799
but paddling like hell underneath.
408
00:17:39,824 --> 00:17:41,327
At least you don't
have a corkscrew dick.
409
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:42,610
What?
410
00:17:42,635 --> 00:17:44,223
Have you never seen a duck dick?
411
00:17:44,248 --> 00:17:46,439
How do you know something like that?
412
00:17:46,464 --> 00:17:48,101
My favorite thing to do as a child
413
00:17:48,126 --> 00:17:51,245
was to hole up in my room
with the animal encyclopedia.
414
00:17:51,661 --> 00:17:54,571
Parents fight a lot?
Something like that.
415
00:17:54,688 --> 00:17:56,989
Worse comes to worst, I
could always hire you
416
00:17:57,014 --> 00:17:59,235
freelance and you could
do a "Millennial" book.
417
00:17:59,260 --> 00:18:01,250
I can't work for you.
And why is that?
418
00:18:01,275 --> 00:18:04,631
Because you'd get in
trouble for dating me.
419
00:18:04,656 --> 00:18:06,198
Get over yourself.
420
00:18:07,622 --> 00:18:10,085
Kelsey. Great party.
421
00:18:10,110 --> 00:18:13,710
Oh, my gosh, Kiara, thank
you so much for coming.
422
00:18:13,735 --> 00:18:15,608
Who was that hot guy
you were talking to?
423
00:18:15,633 --> 00:18:17,168
Is he single?
424
00:18:17,631 --> 00:18:19,652
Yeah. And gay.
425
00:18:19,677 --> 00:18:21,925
Like, fully gay.
426
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:28,138
Charles. How you holding up?
427
00:18:28,163 --> 00:18:30,404
Are you enjoying the vacation theme?
428
00:18:30,429 --> 00:18:31,607
How are you?
429
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,301
I really appreciate
you hanging in there
430
00:18:33,326 --> 00:18:35,223
during these tough times.
431
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:37,214
I will go down with the ship
if that's what it takes.
432
00:18:37,239 --> 00:18:38,416
Like the "Titanic."
433
00:18:38,441 --> 00:18:40,007
Yeah, they were on vacation too.
434
00:18:41,857 --> 00:18:44,395
Uh, may I ask a favor?
435
00:18:45,117 --> 00:18:47,184
Uh, yeah, anything.
436
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,570
If the company is going under,
437
00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:51,096
could you give me some warning
438
00:18:51,121 --> 00:18:53,150
so I can put my apartment
on the market?
439
00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:54,711
I wouldn't want to have
to sell under duress.
440
00:18:54,736 --> 00:18:57,741
I just checked Zillow, and
my Zestimate is high.
441
00:19:02,416 --> 00:19:05,497
Actually... I have some news.
442
00:19:05,522 --> 00:19:08,214
I was just about to announce it.
443
00:19:14,986 --> 00:19:16,987
Excuse me, everyone.
444
00:19:18,967 --> 00:19:20,629
Thank you.
445
00:19:20,654 --> 00:19:22,455
I have something I'd like to share.
446
00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:26,916
Reese Witherspoon's
company was so impressed
447
00:19:26,941 --> 00:19:29,780
with "Millennial" that
they have offered us
448
00:19:29,805 --> 00:19:32,448
an unprecedented incubator deal.
449
00:19:34,141 --> 00:19:37,215
And we are very happy to accept.
450
00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:40,845
So let's give a big hand
to Kelsey Peters...
451
00:19:40,870 --> 00:19:43,409
and Liza Miller.
452
00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:46,790
Wait, did you know he
was gonna do that?
453
00:19:46,815 --> 00:19:48,985
Not a clue.
454
00:20:01,705 --> 00:20:04,307
And then he said my prose was sinewy.
455
00:20:04,332 --> 00:20:07,987
I mean, David Remnick
thinks my prose is sinewy!
456
00:20:08,539 --> 00:20:11,110
This whole night has just...
457
00:20:12,031 --> 00:20:14,472
Ah! Never in my wildest dreams
458
00:20:14,497 --> 00:20:16,499
could I have imagined
a night like this.
459
00:20:17,505 --> 00:20:19,507
Thank you.
460
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:31,305
This isn't working, Pauline.
461
00:20:32,862 --> 00:20:36,680
I love you, but I am
not in love with you.
462
00:20:36,743 --> 00:20:39,066
And I can't pretend.
463
00:20:40,196 --> 00:20:43,455
I have to pretend so much in my life.
464
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:46,308
And I just can't do it anymore.
465
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:49,738
[SOFT ROCK MUSIC]
466
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:53,452
♪ ♪
467
00:20:53,477 --> 00:20:56,243
♪ Baby, don't make me weep ♪
468
00:20:56,268 --> 00:20:59,864
♪ I've been down this road before ♪
469
00:20:59,889 --> 00:21:04,352
♪ And there's a devil
just asleep inside me ♪
470
00:21:04,377 --> 00:21:09,392
♪ Wanting to take what's
left of our hearts ♪
471
00:21:12,976 --> 00:21:15,601
And on your right, you
have the Nitehawk Cinema,
472
00:21:15,626 --> 00:21:17,356
modeled after the 1922 Commodore.
473
00:21:17,381 --> 00:21:20,073
This again?
Hey, stronzo! Pipe down!
474
00:21:20,098 --> 00:21:21,904
Maggie, you don't want
to escalate this thing.
475
00:21:21,929 --> 00:21:24,909
Relax, I know what I'm doing.
Idiota, keep on moving!
476
00:21:24,934 --> 00:21:26,661
Ladies and gentlemen, on the right,
477
00:21:26,686 --> 00:21:28,432
we have one of our colorful locals.
478
00:21:28,457 --> 00:21:30,785
Her family immigrated
from Italy in the 1920s.
479
00:21:30,810 --> 00:21:32,311
Back then, Williamsburg had thousands
480
00:21:32,336 --> 00:21:33,679
of immigrant families.
481
00:21:33,704 --> 00:21:34,898
You know what, you're gentrifying
482
00:21:34,923 --> 00:21:35,563
my neighborhood.
483
00:21:35,588 --> 00:21:37,539
Because of yous, my rent is going up!
484
00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:38,816
Now, get moving!
485
00:21:38,841 --> 00:21:40,611
I got a big bucket of piss here!
486
00:21:40,636 --> 00:21:42,419
I told you she was colorful.
487
00:21:42,444 --> 00:21:43,920
[LAUGHING]
488
00:21:43,945 --> 00:21:46,000
"Heh, heh, heh," yourself.
489
00:21:46,477 --> 00:21:48,299
So you're a part of the tour now?
490
00:21:48,324 --> 00:21:50,257
50 bucks a pop. And on Friday,
491
00:21:50,282 --> 00:21:51,811
I get to throw apple juice at 'em.
492
00:21:51,836 --> 00:21:53,211
[SNORTS]
493
00:21:53,236 --> 00:21:56,199
[UPBEAT POP MUSIC]
494
00:21:57,080 --> 00:22:00,396
Hey.
Good morning.
495
00:22:00,421 --> 00:22:02,555
I-I didn't get to talk to you
after the party last night.
496
00:22:02,580 --> 00:22:05,098
I'm so glad you signed
off on the Reese deal.
497
00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:06,996
What made you change your mind?
498
00:22:07,705 --> 00:22:10,768
In the end, I felt like I
really didn't have a choice.
499
00:22:10,939 --> 00:22:13,747
I don't understand.
This is a good thing.
500
00:22:13,772 --> 00:22:15,082
Isn't it?
501
00:22:15,934 --> 00:22:17,726
It's helping the company?
502
00:22:19,126 --> 00:22:20,635
Right.
503
00:22:22,162 --> 00:22:24,353
Well, congratulations, Liza.
504
00:22:24,930 --> 00:22:27,515
You really... pulled it off.
505
00:22:27,540 --> 00:22:32,256
Synced and corrected by
martythecrazy www.addic7ed.com
506
00:22:32,281 --> 00:22:34,153
[MELLOW POP MUSIC]
507
00:22:34,178 --> 00:22:38,289
♪ How do I talk when I can't stop ♪
508
00:22:38,314 --> 00:22:39,789
♪ Thinking of you? ♪
509
00:22:40,958 --> 00:22:43,660
["MILLION DOLLAR LIFE" BY WIZARD OF OZ]
510
00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:46,322
♪ ♪
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