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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:07,593 Call me if you need anything when you're in town, yeah? 2 00:00:08,343 --> 00:00:09,437 Can you stay after a bit? 3 00:00:10,994 --> 00:00:13,518 No matter how much I want to do you and me, 4 00:00:13,649 --> 00:00:15,258 I can't just think about myself no more. 5 00:00:15,297 --> 00:00:17,019 You think I could borrow some money? 6 00:00:17,043 --> 00:00:19,045 Vidalia was completely over-leveraged. 7 00:00:19,176 --> 00:00:21,526 I need to get the building to bring in enough 8 00:00:21,657 --> 00:00:23,223 until I can find a way to sell it. 9 00:00:23,354 --> 00:00:24,442 Fuck. 10 00:01:26,948 --> 00:01:28,714 _ 11 00:01:28,815 --> 00:01:30,527 _ 12 00:01:30,646 --> 00:01:33,097 _ 13 00:01:33,240 --> 00:01:35,949 _ 14 00:01:42,177 --> 00:01:44,622 Synced & corrected by reggielist www.addic7ed.com 15 00:01:47,177 --> 00:01:49,068 GEORGE: I don't know. That was ridic... Who knows? 16 00:01:49,092 --> 00:01:51,007 CHASE: This dude was Asperger-y. 17 00:01:51,089 --> 00:01:53,300 - I'm telling you. - He was on the spectrum. 18 00:01:53,391 --> 00:01:54,784 Who does that, you know? 19 00:01:54,872 --> 00:01:57,353 Well, you know, suffice it to say, I let him go. 20 00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:59,442 CHASE: You had to do it. The guy's a liability. 21 00:01:59,573 --> 00:02:01,531 Uh, so how many upper management did we let go? 22 00:02:01,662 --> 00:02:03,491 Like, um, half of them. 23 00:02:03,654 --> 00:02:05,319 Chase, will you get me the exact number, 24 00:02:05,374 --> 00:02:07,747 severance packages, company history, all of that? 25 00:02:07,834 --> 00:02:08,944 I need it for the report. 26 00:02:09,007 --> 00:02:10,256 Yeah, we can send it. 27 00:02:10,389 --> 00:02:12,592 All right, moving on to Brunig. 28 00:02:13,373 --> 00:02:14,544 CHASE: Intel's coming back 29 00:02:14,628 --> 00:02:17,881 that Brunig's got this old battle-axe CEO 30 00:02:18,037 --> 00:02:20,509 who's not really looking to fire anyone. 31 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:22,209 Fucking boo. Okay. 32 00:02:22,287 --> 00:02:24,861 Uh, well, we're gonna need a female to talk female, then. 33 00:02:24,992 --> 00:02:27,255 We're gonna put you on this, Emma. 34 00:02:27,385 --> 00:02:29,866 George, I can do the analysis, 35 00:02:29,997 --> 00:02:32,638 but I won't be back in time for a presentation. 36 00:02:32,724 --> 00:02:35,350 I have a lot of family loose ends to tie up here in L.A. 37 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:38,603 Oh, right. Yeah, the... Did you get our thing? 38 00:02:38,681 --> 00:02:41,617 Yes. Very nice flowers. Thank you. 39 00:02:43,939 --> 00:02:47,101 Hasn't it been, like, a whole week since her mom died? 40 00:02:49,712 --> 00:02:52,193 Six days, actually, Chase. 41 00:02:52,323 --> 00:02:54,891 And because I've never used any of my vacation time, 42 00:02:55,022 --> 00:02:57,024 I'm doing that now. 43 00:02:57,162 --> 00:02:59,228 How long can we expect you to be gone exactly? 44 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:00,916 I won't be gone long, 45 00:03:01,002 --> 00:03:03,683 but I can't really guarantee a timeline right now. 46 00:03:03,813 --> 00:03:06,120 Well, all right. Thanks, everyone. 47 00:03:06,250 --> 00:03:08,557 George, if you need me to do the analysis, I'm happy... 48 00:03:45,115 --> 00:03:46,726 Thank you. 49 00:03:49,163 --> 00:03:50,730 Just a medium coffee. 50 00:03:55,865 --> 00:03:57,780 Oh, what? 51 00:03:59,913 --> 00:04:01,784 Hey, can we get some help over here? 52 00:04:07,050 --> 00:04:08,791 It's racist. 53 00:04:08,922 --> 00:04:10,595 �C�mo que racist? 54 00:04:10,689 --> 00:04:13,665 It's historic. It, like, honors the Japanese culture. 55 00:04:13,796 --> 00:04:15,483 Then why does it say "La Chinita"? 56 00:04:15,585 --> 00:04:17,062 What you mean? 57 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,679 Why does it says "little Chinese girl"? 58 00:04:20,063 --> 00:04:23,577 Well, it's a Japanese chinita. 59 00:04:24,076 --> 00:04:27,709 I know some people around here are okay with casual racism, 60 00:04:27,757 --> 00:04:29,483 running around calling all Asians "Chinos," 61 00:04:29,562 --> 00:04:30,725 but I'm not. 62 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:31,945 It has to come down. 63 00:04:32,255 --> 00:04:33,860 We need all the help we can get, 64 00:04:33,990 --> 00:04:36,036 and this branding isn't helping. 65 00:04:36,166 --> 00:04:39,474 Hey, if you're trying to get esos hipsters up in here, 66 00:04:39,604 --> 00:04:41,442 I might feel some kind of way about that. 67 00:04:41,555 --> 00:04:43,035 Hey, what's going on? 68 00:04:45,610 --> 00:04:48,744 Your mother, the unwoke dinosaur that she was... 69 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:49,820 Hey! 70 00:04:49,891 --> 00:04:50,934 Never understood 71 00:04:50,983 --> 00:04:53,204 that what was keeping customers away had a lot to do 72 00:04:53,251 --> 00:04:56,118 with abuelo's racially tone-deaf geisha imagery, 73 00:04:56,192 --> 00:04:57,541 along with the bigoted name. 74 00:04:57,632 --> 00:04:59,024 It has to come down. 75 00:05:00,586 --> 00:05:01,687 Okay. 76 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,715 What would we call it? 77 00:05:03,846 --> 00:05:05,609 That's not important right now. 78 00:05:05,671 --> 00:05:07,796 But isn't it? Doesn't it have to have a name? 79 00:05:08,416 --> 00:05:10,810 Yeah, what's it gonna be called... bar? 80 00:05:13,769 --> 00:05:15,678 Vida. 81 00:05:16,076 --> 00:05:18,165 That's the perfect name for it... Vida's. 82 00:05:18,467 --> 00:05:19,826 That's what everyone around here 83 00:05:19,904 --> 00:05:21,559 calls it anyway, right, Eddy? 84 00:05:21,690 --> 00:05:25,085 Yeah. Everyone's todo like, "Hey, let's go to Vida's. 85 00:05:25,215 --> 00:05:27,000 Why don't we meet at Vida's?" 86 00:05:28,683 --> 00:05:30,960 Oh, what, so you're a professional brander now? 87 00:05:31,091 --> 00:05:33,354 You can just pick a name out of thin air? 88 00:05:33,484 --> 00:05:35,590 Well, no, but I think I can have an opinion 89 00:05:35,637 --> 00:05:37,957 about the name for our own bar. 90 00:05:38,043 --> 00:05:39,637 Why don't you go for a jog? 91 00:05:39,692 --> 00:05:41,574 Maybe watch a little more TV while you're at it. 92 00:05:41,617 --> 00:05:43,793 - Gacho. - I was just trying to help. 93 00:05:44,191 --> 00:05:46,038 You know what, Emma? Sometimes you can be such a... 94 00:05:46,062 --> 00:05:47,368 Such a what? 95 00:05:47,498 --> 00:05:50,023 A voice of reason? 96 00:05:50,153 --> 00:05:51,415 Do whatever. 97 00:05:51,546 --> 00:05:52,895 Take it down, leave it. 98 00:05:53,026 --> 00:05:54,766 Do whatever you want. 99 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,032 All right. 100 00:05:59,162 --> 00:06:01,991 So the sign... 101 00:06:02,122 --> 00:06:05,952 Pues, I know a guy who knows a guy 102 00:06:06,082 --> 00:06:08,302 who can take it down for cheap. 103 00:06:08,432 --> 00:06:10,957 - He lives a la vuelta. - Great. 104 00:06:11,087 --> 00:06:13,002 Now, so what I think I should do 105 00:06:13,133 --> 00:06:14,874 is scope out the competition in the area. 106 00:06:15,004 --> 00:06:16,004 Okay. 107 00:06:16,092 --> 00:06:17,528 You'll see, Eddy. 108 00:06:17,659 --> 00:06:19,356 We'll wash away the sins of the mother. 109 00:06:19,487 --> 00:06:21,054 What? 110 00:06:21,184 --> 00:06:22,185 Nada. 111 00:06:36,335 --> 00:06:39,537 _ 112 00:07:37,957 --> 00:07:38,957 Hey, Eddy. 113 00:07:39,045 --> 00:07:41,482 Hey, �qu� pas�, Marisol? 114 00:07:41,612 --> 00:07:43,875 What's going on? Why you fucking with your sign? 115 00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:46,313 Ah, pos, apparently it's racist. 116 00:07:46,443 --> 00:07:48,097 Well, yeah, it's racist as fuck, 117 00:07:48,228 --> 00:07:49,881 but why are you taking it down now? 118 00:07:50,012 --> 00:07:51,729 Are you guys thinking of changing things up? 119 00:07:51,753 --> 00:07:54,103 I don't know. I-I think that's the plan. 120 00:07:54,234 --> 00:07:56,453 All I know es que we got to take it down 121 00:07:56,584 --> 00:07:59,630 so we can get more customers or some shit. 122 00:07:59,761 --> 00:08:02,348 Damn, just don't let this become one of those places, porque, like... 123 00:08:02,372 --> 00:08:03,904 Over my dead cuerpo, Mari. 124 00:08:03,998 --> 00:08:05,419 No fucking way. 125 00:08:08,944 --> 00:08:10,163 All right. 126 00:08:10,293 --> 00:08:11,816 Stay firme. 127 00:08:11,947 --> 00:08:13,383 Ah� te watcho. 128 00:08:34,709 --> 00:08:37,146 Excuse me. Vidalia. 129 00:08:37,277 --> 00:08:38,974 You forgot your card at the register. 130 00:08:39,105 --> 00:08:40,715 Oh, my God. Well, thank you so much. 131 00:08:40,845 --> 00:08:42,938 That dress is perfection on you, by the way. 132 00:08:43,017 --> 00:08:44,204 - Thanks. - All right. 133 00:08:44,283 --> 00:08:45,501 - Bye. - Bye. 134 00:08:54,756 --> 00:08:57,019 Do you want a picture in front of our Insta Wall? 135 00:08:57,711 --> 00:08:59,184 What? 136 00:08:59,433 --> 00:09:01,134 - I don't know. Is that a thing? - Here, I'll take your bags. 137 00:09:01,158 --> 00:09:02,667 Yes, the pictures look sick. 138 00:09:03,390 --> 00:09:06,088 Okay. If you say so. 139 00:09:06,219 --> 00:09:07,481 Awesome. 140 00:09:07,611 --> 00:09:11,050 - Is here okay? - Perfect. 141 00:09:11,180 --> 00:09:13,139 Yes. Work, girl. 142 00:09:13,269 --> 00:09:15,402 Yep. One more. 143 00:09:15,532 --> 00:09:17,621 You're beautiful. 144 00:09:17,752 --> 00:09:19,822 - You're so sweet. - All right. 145 00:09:19,885 --> 00:09:22,424 I've got some angle options there for you. 146 00:09:23,410 --> 00:09:25,542 Oh, my gah. I love. 147 00:09:25,673 --> 00:09:27,979 - Be sure to tag us. - Thank you. 148 00:09:29,546 --> 00:09:31,772 Okay. 149 00:09:31,882 --> 00:09:33,202 Oh. 150 00:09:33,333 --> 00:09:35,074 - Damn it. - Here, let me help you. 151 00:09:35,204 --> 00:09:37,511 Oh. Thank you. 152 00:09:37,665 --> 00:09:39,031 Oh, my God. 153 00:09:39,064 --> 00:09:41,539 You'd swear I have, like, noodles for arms. 154 00:09:41,572 --> 00:09:43,052 Fantastic. 155 00:09:43,091 --> 00:09:44,200 Now everyone knows 156 00:09:44,225 --> 00:09:46,706 about my super-serious T-shirt addiction. 157 00:09:47,390 --> 00:09:48,783 IPhone cases. 158 00:09:48,913 --> 00:09:50,219 Sorry? 159 00:09:50,350 --> 00:09:52,395 I'm a pretty serious iPhone case addict. 160 00:09:52,526 --> 00:09:54,354 Actually, I just bought three today. 161 00:09:54,484 --> 00:09:56,356 Who needs that many iPhone cases? 162 00:09:56,486 --> 00:09:58,236 I don't know. 163 00:09:58,323 --> 00:10:01,033 I guess a person who's really into keeping their iPhone safe. 164 00:10:04,066 --> 00:10:07,330 So each lotion is named after an Aztec goddess. 165 00:10:07,671 --> 00:10:11,327 The whole line is named Diosa. 166 00:10:11,458 --> 00:10:13,384 That sounds so... 167 00:10:13,462 --> 00:10:16,637 Uh, that sounds nice when you say that... Diosa. 168 00:10:16,767 --> 00:10:19,665 It means goddess. 169 00:10:20,032 --> 00:10:22,125 Oh, my God. I'm sorry. Am I holding you hostage? 170 00:10:22,180 --> 00:10:23,227 No, no, no. 171 00:10:23,282 --> 00:10:26,118 Seriously, this was not the best planned business trip. 172 00:10:26,157 --> 00:10:29,117 Uh, I don't have anything else until dinner tomorrow night. 173 00:10:29,606 --> 00:10:31,434 What about you? 174 00:10:31,565 --> 00:10:34,437 Uh, I'm just visiting... family... 175 00:10:34,876 --> 00:10:36,110 over on the Eastside. 176 00:10:36,178 --> 00:10:37,614 Eastside? Like, Silver Lake? 177 00:10:37,745 --> 00:10:39,877 Yeah, around there. 178 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:51,324 - What? - Um... 179 00:10:52,542 --> 00:10:54,109 Listen, I'm, uh... I'm staying 180 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,155 with my friend Charlie while I'm here. 181 00:10:56,292 --> 00:10:58,104 He has this amazing house in the Hills, 182 00:10:58,136 --> 00:11:00,235 and there's always a party going on. 183 00:11:00,724 --> 00:11:03,597 If you're not doing anything... 184 00:11:03,727 --> 00:11:05,512 and I'm not doing anything... 185 00:11:25,706 --> 00:11:27,708 Can I get you something? 186 00:11:27,838 --> 00:11:30,058 What's in a Dirty Frida? 187 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,103 Tequila, orange mist, 188 00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:35,063 and a... bit of Diego. 189 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:37,283 Just a mezcal, neat. 190 00:11:37,413 --> 00:11:40,199 It's gonna be eight bucks. 191 00:11:40,329 --> 00:11:41,765 Eight dollars. 192 00:11:41,896 --> 00:11:44,420 Is that, uh, high for this neighborhood? 193 00:11:44,551 --> 00:11:46,030 It's, like, $15 downtown. 194 00:11:46,161 --> 00:11:47,597 There you go. 195 00:12:07,521 --> 00:12:10,403 You're the last person I expected to see in here. 196 00:12:10,533 --> 00:12:12,796 I'm just, uh... 197 00:12:12,927 --> 00:12:14,363 doing, uh, research... 198 00:12:14,494 --> 00:12:17,279 Uh, uh, market research for the bar. 199 00:12:17,410 --> 00:12:18,802 - Oh. - Just... 200 00:12:18,933 --> 00:12:21,588 checking out what the standard is around here. 201 00:12:21,718 --> 00:12:23,633 Well, then you should meet my standard friends. 202 00:12:23,764 --> 00:12:26,810 Oh, no, no, no, no, I'm... 203 00:12:26,941 --> 00:12:30,379 Just quietly scoping out the competition. 204 00:12:30,510 --> 00:12:32,338 Just one drink, and then I'm... 205 00:12:32,468 --> 00:12:34,470 Okay, well, Miss Fancy Consultant, 206 00:12:34,601 --> 00:12:36,681 don't you think you should know the bar patrons, too? 207 00:12:36,866 --> 00:12:38,909 For your market research? 208 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:41,521 Come. Meet everyone. 209 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,702 Mi gente, this is Emma. 210 00:12:48,832 --> 00:12:51,400 - Hello. - �Qu� tal, comadre? 211 00:12:51,531 --> 00:12:53,272 Hi. 212 00:12:53,402 --> 00:12:56,710 Dale, dale. Mu�vete, mu�vete. 213 00:12:56,832 --> 00:12:58,834 A ver. 214 00:12:58,973 --> 00:13:01,497 These guys have been at it since yesterday, 215 00:13:01,628 --> 00:13:04,631 so apologies if they're a little rowdy by now. 216 00:13:04,761 --> 00:13:07,373 So pretty. 217 00:13:07,503 --> 00:13:09,081 Can I take your bags, miss? 218 00:13:09,182 --> 00:13:11,681 Ah, s�. Por favor. 219 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:15,337 Gracias. 220 00:13:15,468 --> 00:13:17,600 De nada, se�orita. 221 00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:19,559 You know, I-I spent a semester in Mallorca, 222 00:13:19,689 --> 00:13:22,213 and there is nothing sexier to me 223 00:13:22,351 --> 00:13:24,745 than when you guys roll your Rs. 224 00:13:25,173 --> 00:13:27,175 Come meet these bunch of maniacs. 225 00:13:30,004 --> 00:13:32,223 - Hey, Harper. - Jackson, what's up? 226 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:33,616 Where's my juice? 227 00:13:33,747 --> 00:13:34,985 Fuck, I forgot your juice. Sorry. 228 00:13:35,009 --> 00:13:36,097 Oh, fuck. 229 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:41,494 Holy fuck, yo. 230 00:13:56,030 --> 00:13:58,511 We should get started, if that's cool with everyone. 231 00:14:03,951 --> 00:14:05,648 I want us to continue our conversation 232 00:14:05,779 --> 00:14:08,608 about the new coffee shop on 3rd. 233 00:14:08,738 --> 00:14:11,306 We have to make a move before they open to make real impact. 234 00:14:11,437 --> 00:14:14,218 The owners are raza. They're gente. 235 00:14:14,327 --> 00:14:18,014 Doesn't matter. They can be gente, and they can be from the neighborhood. 236 00:14:18,116 --> 00:14:20,315 They're still displacing. 237 00:14:20,446 --> 00:14:23,797 We know this. They're gente-fiers. 238 00:14:23,927 --> 00:14:25,842 So we'll get that protest going, 239 00:14:25,973 --> 00:14:27,844 and we'll catch the shit at the root. 240 00:14:27,975 --> 00:14:31,413 Hey, um, what about La Chinita bar? 241 00:14:31,544 --> 00:14:33,894 I saw that they were taking down their sign. 242 00:14:34,024 --> 00:14:36,197 And those two sell-out daughters 243 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:37,555 are gonna be taking over, 244 00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,399 and I know they're thinking of selling. 245 00:14:39,562 --> 00:14:41,482 And they're definitely trying to change things up 246 00:14:41,556 --> 00:14:44,254 to bring in different clientele, from what I hear. 247 00:14:44,557 --> 00:14:46,210 We should do a paro there. 248 00:14:46,341 --> 00:14:47,995 Yeah. 249 00:14:48,125 --> 00:14:50,476 We'll take a look at La Chinita. 250 00:14:50,606 --> 00:14:54,088 Well, I'm just saying, I know those two sell-out white-tinas, 251 00:14:54,218 --> 00:14:56,569 and whatever they're planning for the building 252 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,417 can't be good for the familias that live there. 253 00:14:58,441 --> 00:14:59,877 Yeah, okay. 254 00:15:00,094 --> 00:15:02,139 We'll keep it in mind. 255 00:15:02,270 --> 00:15:04,925 All right, how many for City Hall next week? 256 00:15:05,008 --> 00:15:06,187 Coming with us? 257 00:15:06,231 --> 00:15:07,745 I got to see if I can get off work. 258 00:15:07,769 --> 00:15:08,796 Good. 259 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,668 I can give, like, five people a ride, maybe six. 260 00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:12,694 Okay. 261 00:15:13,629 --> 00:15:15,762 We got a lot of work to do. 262 00:15:17,092 --> 00:15:18,485 Hey, what's up? 263 00:15:18,545 --> 00:15:19,902 I've been trying to catch you all day. 264 00:15:19,926 --> 00:15:21,277 Why haven't you texted me back? 265 00:15:21,324 --> 00:15:23,457 My phone's dead. It's inside. I just put it to charge. 266 00:15:23,726 --> 00:15:24,858 Girl... 267 00:15:24,988 --> 00:15:26,686 I've got something to show you. 268 00:15:26,816 --> 00:15:29,428 - Come on. - What? 269 00:15:34,650 --> 00:15:37,348 I was trying to tell you before you went in there. 270 00:15:40,917 --> 00:15:42,658 That's posted? 271 00:15:44,399 --> 00:15:45,792 No, it's not. 272 00:15:45,922 --> 00:15:47,489 Not yet. 273 00:15:48,978 --> 00:15:50,893 Mari... 274 00:15:50,976 --> 00:15:53,054 I mean, it's obvio that Tlaloc sent it to people 275 00:15:53,081 --> 00:15:54,605 who started sending it around. 276 00:15:54,844 --> 00:15:57,847 No, it's not obvio to me. 277 00:15:57,978 --> 00:15:59,893 He... he wouldn't do that. 278 00:16:00,023 --> 00:16:02,765 Just send that shit to people? 279 00:16:02,896 --> 00:16:05,551 Oh, please tell me you're not gonna do that... 280 00:16:05,681 --> 00:16:07,509 Be a total pendeja about this. 281 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,487 There's only one cabr�n who could've taped this, 282 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:10,991 and it was him. 283 00:16:11,121 --> 00:16:13,012 And it's not like the Hacking Fairy came at night 284 00:16:13,036 --> 00:16:14,864 and texted that shit to everybody. 285 00:16:14,995 --> 00:16:16,518 No seas that girl, Mari. 286 00:16:22,698 --> 00:16:24,526 He recorded me? 287 00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,530 He recorded it? 288 00:16:28,661 --> 00:16:31,446 All right, man. 289 00:16:31,577 --> 00:16:33,666 Yoli, can you please get my phone? 290 00:16:33,796 --> 00:16:35,145 Please? 291 00:16:39,236 --> 00:16:42,631 Oh, my God. Finally, a fucking drink. 292 00:16:49,290 --> 00:16:51,988 Ugh. She keeps getting it so wrong. 293 00:16:52,119 --> 00:16:53,990 Would somebody teach them 294 00:16:54,121 --> 00:16:56,427 how to make a proper gimlet, please? 295 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,995 Here. Shut up and be happy. 296 00:16:59,126 --> 00:17:02,042 Mm, no, fuck that. That makes me shit. 297 00:17:02,172 --> 00:17:04,653 Lyn, will you pass me some of that, please? 298 00:17:09,571 --> 00:17:13,111 I am obsessed with your eyebrows. 299 00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:18,250 I keep telling my girl I want, like, Frida brows. 300 00:17:18,312 --> 00:17:21,496 Really? I kind of hate them. 301 00:17:21,627 --> 00:17:24,978 How in the world can you hate these? 302 00:17:25,108 --> 00:17:27,197 I can't stop looking at you. 303 00:17:27,328 --> 00:17:28,895 Here, take this away from me. 304 00:17:29,025 --> 00:17:31,462 Ah. 305 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:34,596 Do we swim, or do we swim? 306 00:17:34,727 --> 00:17:36,337 Aah! 307 00:17:36,467 --> 00:17:38,731 I guess we're gonna swim. 308 00:17:38,861 --> 00:17:40,709 - You want to go swim? - Let's go, Charlie! 309 00:17:40,733 --> 00:17:42,305 - Yes. - Okay, let's go swim. 310 00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,113 - Hey. - Wait. 311 00:17:44,650 --> 00:17:46,652 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 312 00:17:46,782 --> 00:17:49,655 Oh! 313 00:17:51,134 --> 00:17:53,702 Oh, my God. I feel so bad. 314 00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:58,228 Whoo! 315 00:17:59,130 --> 00:18:02,208 Who says I'm ratchet just 'cause I like getting the D? 316 00:18:02,245 --> 00:18:04,900 I say you're ratchet, honey, but because you a messy bitch. 317 00:18:04,945 --> 00:18:07,318 This is what sex positivity looks like. 318 00:18:07,351 --> 00:18:09,338 No, this is what a sucia cochina mugrosa looks like. 319 00:18:09,362 --> 00:18:10,885 Don't fall for this fuckery. 320 00:18:10,952 --> 00:18:13,820 This one has a PhD in organizational leadership, 321 00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:15,855 and that one's working on a masters. 322 00:18:15,930 --> 00:18:17,008 No, I get it. 323 00:18:17,058 --> 00:18:19,289 I recognize a proud power bottom when I see one. 324 00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,367 Oh, she called it. 325 00:18:21,418 --> 00:18:23,336 Google Earth from space could've called it. 326 00:18:23,430 --> 00:18:25,617 Come on, let's keep it cute. Let's go dance, y'all. 327 00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:26,734 Ah, in a little bit. 328 00:18:26,859 --> 00:18:27,843 All right. 329 00:18:27,919 --> 00:18:29,094 I'll come. 330 00:18:29,303 --> 00:18:30,652 Un comadre. 331 00:18:30,783 --> 00:18:32,523 Vente a mover el culo. 332 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,830 Ay! 333 00:18:47,332 --> 00:18:48,926 - Mari. - Oh, fuck, man. 334 00:18:48,951 --> 00:18:50,629 What the fuck? You scared the shit out of me. 335 00:18:50,653 --> 00:18:52,854 - I was just waiting for you... - What the fuck, Tlaloc? 336 00:18:53,207 --> 00:18:55,207 Sorry. I was just waiting for you to come out. 337 00:18:55,246 --> 00:18:56,983 I didn't want to knock. 338 00:18:57,089 --> 00:18:58,221 You off to work? 339 00:18:58,281 --> 00:18:59,805 Yeah, I'm fucking off to work. 340 00:18:59,942 --> 00:19:01,270 What the fuck are you doing here? 341 00:19:01,332 --> 00:19:02,558 Well, it was weird to me 342 00:19:02,586 --> 00:19:04,427 that you didn't stay to talk after the meeting. 343 00:19:05,121 --> 00:19:07,001 I know there's some things we got to talk about. 344 00:19:07,123 --> 00:19:08,923 So I'm the one that's got to go looking to you 345 00:19:08,951 --> 00:19:10,370 to talk to you about the shitty thing you did? 346 00:19:10,394 --> 00:19:12,254 Well, that's why I'm here. 347 00:19:13,173 --> 00:19:15,784 You were recording us? 348 00:19:15,915 --> 00:19:17,770 - That's so... - It was just for me. 349 00:19:17,910 --> 00:19:19,309 You got to believe me. 350 00:19:19,832 --> 00:19:22,138 It was just for me. 351 00:19:22,198 --> 00:19:23,939 Hey, I just like how pretty you look 352 00:19:23,968 --> 00:19:25,840 - when you're giving me... - Oh, dude, please. 353 00:19:26,376 --> 00:19:28,901 I have no fucking clue how it got out of my phone. 354 00:19:30,756 --> 00:19:32,623 So it just fucking got out on its own? 355 00:19:32,724 --> 00:19:34,185 I'm for reals, Mari. 356 00:19:34,295 --> 00:19:36,802 That's why I'm here. I didn't send it to anyone. 357 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:39,235 I don't know if it got on my cloud and then my roommate got a hold of it. 358 00:19:39,259 --> 00:19:40,739 Shut the fuck up. The cloud? 359 00:19:40,878 --> 00:19:42,488 I'm hella serious, Mari. 360 00:19:46,075 --> 00:19:47,426 I-I... 361 00:19:47,481 --> 00:19:50,079 I got to go to work. 362 00:19:50,210 --> 00:19:51,951 Mari... 363 00:19:52,081 --> 00:19:53,607 - I'm gonna be late. - I-I... 364 00:19:53,665 --> 00:19:54,927 I got to go. 365 00:19:58,174 --> 00:19:59,828 Mari, come on. 366 00:20:05,077 --> 00:20:07,688 Aqu� tienen pa' que no se me rajen, eh? 367 00:20:08,054 --> 00:20:12,058 Pa' arriba, pa' abajo, pa'l centro, pa' dentro. 368 00:20:13,842 --> 00:20:16,540 Otro, baby. 369 00:20:27,856 --> 00:20:30,380 Do you know how incredible you are? 370 00:20:30,511 --> 00:20:33,057 - What if he doesn't take me back? - You have so much potential. 371 00:21:04,725 --> 00:21:06,634 There you are, desaparecida. 372 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,462 I want to be totally basic 373 00:21:08,592 --> 00:21:10,856 and get one of those micheladas with the chamoy. 374 00:21:10,986 --> 00:21:12,248 - Do you want one? - Sure. 375 00:21:12,379 --> 00:21:13,902 You're having a good time, huh? 376 00:21:14,033 --> 00:21:17,558 See? Things aren't so bad around here. 377 00:21:17,688 --> 00:21:18,777 Hey... 378 00:21:20,580 --> 00:21:23,390 You think I don't like it here, that I hate where I grew up? 379 00:21:23,449 --> 00:21:25,060 Yeah. That's what I've deduced 380 00:21:25,104 --> 00:21:26,676 from all the years you've stayed away, yeah. 381 00:21:26,700 --> 00:21:29,428 I never wanted to leave. Vidalia sent me away. 382 00:21:29,453 --> 00:21:30,656 Do you know that? 383 00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,749 One day she found me with Lucy, 384 00:21:35,788 --> 00:21:38,187 this little girl that lived in the building, 385 00:21:38,249 --> 00:21:39,898 and we were... 386 00:21:39,976 --> 00:21:42,777 I don't know, touching, I guess... 387 00:21:42,848 --> 00:21:44,193 Uh, kissing. 388 00:21:44,324 --> 00:21:46,566 And we were, like, 11, 389 00:21:46,629 --> 00:21:51,157 and Vida freaked the fuck out, 390 00:21:51,287 --> 00:21:54,377 and there I went to live with abuelita in South Texas. 391 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:55,656 You never told me that. 392 00:21:55,692 --> 00:21:57,193 No, because that's the kind of shit 393 00:21:57,218 --> 00:21:58,785 I had to put together later... 394 00:22:01,193 --> 00:22:05,693 After I figured out why she sent me back that second time. 395 00:22:06,149 --> 00:22:09,218 That time, she found fucking poems 396 00:22:09,349 --> 00:22:11,133 and journal entries. 397 00:22:12,024 --> 00:22:15,224 Why the fuck did I ever keep a journal? 398 00:22:15,355 --> 00:22:17,748 It was just so stupid. 399 00:22:23,015 --> 00:22:24,712 They were all about you. 400 00:22:26,670 --> 00:22:29,826 And there went Vida, freaking the fuck out again. 401 00:22:29,896 --> 00:22:32,385 By then, it was undeniable what she was freaking out about. 402 00:22:32,459 --> 00:22:34,069 Emma... 403 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,974 Bebita, I'm so sorry. 404 00:22:36,067 --> 00:22:37,957 Why sorry? 405 00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:41,337 Because that pinche hypocrite was still in the closet back then? 406 00:22:42,275 --> 00:22:44,253 Had to work out her own fucking gay shame 407 00:22:44,384 --> 00:22:46,038 by sending me away? 408 00:22:46,344 --> 00:22:47,469 Don't be. 409 00:22:49,861 --> 00:22:52,783 I lived happily ever after. 410 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,320 Hey. 411 00:23:53,255 --> 00:23:56,729 _ 412 00:24:58,126 --> 00:24:59,766 Emma? 413 00:24:59,867 --> 00:25:01,390 Emma, you okay? 414 00:25:01,521 --> 00:25:03,218 Hey. 415 00:25:03,349 --> 00:25:04,915 What can I get you? 416 00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:07,483 Water. Just get me water. 417 00:25:07,614 --> 00:25:08,876 Okay, okay. 418 00:26:20,906 --> 00:26:22,765 Pigeons humping. 419 00:26:22,820 --> 00:26:25,952 No, that's not what they call it. 420 00:26:26,023 --> 00:26:29,130 Jackson, you have to bring this one 421 00:26:29,261 --> 00:26:31,132 to Mammoth next weekend. 422 00:26:31,263 --> 00:26:32,960 You don't understand. 423 00:26:33,091 --> 00:26:35,528 I am in love with her. 424 00:26:35,658 --> 00:26:37,269 What do you say? 425 00:26:38,618 --> 00:26:40,663 I live for Mammoth. 426 00:26:40,794 --> 00:26:43,231 Yay. 427 00:26:43,362 --> 00:26:46,097 You guys, Lyn is coming to Mammoth! 428 00:26:52,258 --> 00:26:53,564 Disgusting. 429 00:26:53,631 --> 00:26:57,115 Charlie! You throw up every time! 430 00:26:58,551 --> 00:27:00,248 Aurora! 431 00:27:00,379 --> 00:27:03,121 Charlie threw up again! 432 00:27:03,525 --> 00:27:04,978 I feel so bad. 433 00:27:05,046 --> 00:27:06,917 She has to keep cleaning it up. 434 00:27:07,212 --> 00:27:09,649 Don't. That's what she's here for. 435 00:27:09,779 --> 00:27:12,695 Mm, it's so gross. 436 00:27:13,806 --> 00:27:16,375 Oh, my God. Lyn, you're gonna be obsessed with Mammoth, 437 00:27:16,453 --> 00:27:18,266 because it's, like, hashtag heaven. 438 00:27:18,397 --> 00:27:21,443 Like, the photos are out of this world. 439 00:27:21,574 --> 00:27:23,532 I swear, like, half my following... 30587

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