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zizokamal
man lives in the sunlit world of what he
believes to be reality
but there is unseen by most an
underworld a place that is just as real
but not as brightly lit a dark side
[Laughter]
masterful that's what it was
no one can dish out humiliation the way
you can touchin the look on Poole's face
when I said foreclosed was absolutely
priceless there's nothing like a good
old public execution is that a shrewd
businessman knows his limits jack and if
he doesn't you'll be very happy to point
them out I'm sure to know the profit
will be so what about my offer a
partnership is gonna be worth millions
provided you buy out sixties I always
succeed Duncan you know that will it be
this time
bribery sex
or a little homicide don't get
sanctimonious with me business is
business your methods are every bit as
brutal as mine just like two scorpions
in the jar eh so what do you say no I
think I'll have to pass this one object
but I may have a better offer for you
like what I'll tell you ten o'clock
tonight we're making a surprise I hate
surprises
[Applause]
what did you say I'll give you a million
for it
a million for what your soul jack your
soul I said I'll give you a million
dollars for all the rights to your
eternal soul so that's your little
surprise have another drink old man I
think you're needed mm you don't make
that shot
don't be a fool Duncan there's no such
thing as a soul well he won't mind
selling yours to me million you ever
made soul I haven't even thought of the
word since I was a kid in Sunday school
3000 on the next shot
you know in 15 years of our Friday
nights I've never known Jack Layton to
back off a sure thing back off me well
here I am offering you a clear million
for the rights to your non-existent soul
and you are reminiscing about Sunday
school has my old atheist friends
suddenly gotten religion nonsense
EE nothing all right
you know the way you're losing you could
use that extra million it's cold in here
or is it just me more cognacs ah Thank
You Richardson would you mind turning
the heat up a little please mrs. Wayne
seems to be kissing a bit of a chill
right away what do you mean by that
sorry Oh liberties you think I have one
foot in the grave don't you I know you
Duncan
there's a trick buried somewhere in this
offer I'm just trying to make a point
if you clearly believe this no such
thing as a soul whether you won't mind
selling yours to me won't be the first
time you made a profit on non-existent
property
all right Duncan I'll go along with your
little charade I think you're getting
senile but I always say when there's a
weakness capitalize on it well good good
that's the Jack Blaine I know it admire
decides another million won't kill me
well then I'll have that contract drawn
up and you can sign it on Friday Friday
you're crazy you know that perhaps do my
next million to your soul
[Applause]
you
yeah okay well how about a little 8-ball
before you sell me a soul would you mind
if we got to the business at hand I I'm
not feeling too well tonight well that's
not very sportsmanlike but as you wish
let's see oh here's the good part within
24 hours of the demise of one John see
Blaine all rights to his eternal soul
shall thereafter become the exclusive
property of one duncan oliver williams
in consideration they're out mr williams
hereafter referred to as buyer agrees to
deposit to the accounts of mr. blaine
hereafter referred to as seller the sum
of 1 million US dollars immediately upon
execution of this contract if the buyer
should die before taking possession of
said soul the contract shall be
considered no and void if however oh no
this is the important project
if however buyer should meet death at
the hands of foul play of any kind
all monies shall be returned to buyers
estate with highest interest allowed by
current law your idea no doubt
just a precaution jack I remembered your
old partner Jeff responds a suicide
fine fine
as you said Duncan easiest million I
ever made
Jack this isn't unpleasant surprise I
hope you don't mind my dropping by like
this it couldn't wait till Friday no
thank you
I had a sobering visit with my doctor
this morning your liver
yes well have a drink he gives me one
maybe two months never list the quacks
Jack they had this whole ticket giving
out years ago and look at me I must mean
as ever Duncan I'd like to discuss this
little game we've been playing too
well the contract you know what I mean
now you haven't succumbed to those old
fairy tales about a soul absolutely not
it's just such well it's just that my
affairs will be more easily resolved
when if we can just forget that
agreement out of the question
deals a deal I paid you good money for
their contract I take the money back you
can find many more ways to enjoy it now
than I ever will
I'm enjoying this immensely please
you know jack this is what life is all
about rolling up your sleeves getting
your hands dirty Duncan you're a cruel
and vicious man vicious yes
but shrewd too
I'll get that million back you'll see a
telegram for you sir
from mr. Blaine a telegram well old Jack
is becoming a bit of a fascist
we'll go ahead read it Duncan stop you
must accept this offer
stop return the contract stop I'll give
you a million for it
stop now let me see if I understand this
correctly he'll give me back my minion
and he will give me an additional
million that would appear to be the case
sir
well now that's not a bad exchange it's
well worth the wait
yes excuse me Seth may I remind you that
it's Thursday that's right it's your
reading of will there be anything more
sir lock up the house as usual sir yes
sir
I never had so much fun earning many
dollars I told you this conduit
I can't wait any longer to enjoy this
preview which is night off phone goes
dead mixing with the lights of the lab
oh hello mr. Williams who is this
miss Jenny mr. Williams mr. Blaine's
housekeeper well Jenny how did you plus
you know I just tried this phone a
minute ago and it was dead
well now this is a pleasant surprise let
me speak to mr. Blaine I'm sure I have
something to tell a little car that
would make him feel very happy what do
you mean I can't put him on I can't
that's why I'm calling
[Applause]
dead mr. Blaine did such hollering and
curse but he can't be dead
I just got a telegram yes well that
no-good cheat what about my money why
did you call me what to keep my money
after all
and all I have left is a useless piece
of paper Jenny
it is Richards night off there are
powers of the house get the police
immediately simply can you hear me Jenny
can you hear me hello Judy
Jenny
the church said you
don't you
I was taken talking your dad Denise is
coming for the contract you paid for it
[Applause]
you must take it
just come here doctor you don't take it
you will take it
please take it before he does
possession is nine-tenths of the law
take it does
go
I was looking for if the buyers should
die before taking possession of said so
the contract shall be considered no boy
possession is nine-tenths of the law
you said jack
I have liens on this property
there's the murder of your partner among
other things and Duncans that's a far
too numerous list I came
[Applause]
the dark side is always there waiting
for us to enter waiting to enter us
until next time try to enjoy the
daylight
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