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♪ Get ready... All you lonely girls ♪
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The category is Realness:
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Bring It like a Weather Girl.
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Who will show us whether it will be
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rain or shine?
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Who is real enough
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to be on Channel 9... ?
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Oh, Miss Angel.
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Now, this category used to
be for the juicy girls,
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but not tonight!
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♪ It's raining men ♪
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♪ Hallelujah! ♪
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PRAY TELL: Oh, let it snow.
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Let it snow.
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This Weather Girl is prepared
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for all of the elements.
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Yes, Miss Angel. Work, Miss Angel.
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Please, judges, your scores.
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Please, your scores.
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Ten. Ten. Ten.
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Ten. Ten.
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Grand prize, Miss Angel.
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From the upstart house Evangelista.
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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AUDIENCE: Angel! Angel! Angel!
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Angel! Angel!
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♪ God bless mother nature ♪
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♪ She's a single woman too ♪
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♪ She took off to heaven... ♪
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Go get Damon and tell him
to meet me in the hallway.
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PRAY TELL: Next category,
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you walk in ten minutes.
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♪ Oh, it's raining men, yeah ♪
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[CHEERING IN DISTANCE]
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What's going on?
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I am walking this category.
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Are you serious? I mean,
hasn't she won this category,
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like, ten times? It would be
like fighting Mike Tyson.
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You spend enough time in this hall
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and you start to be
able to feel the room.
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You see the way they
went crazy for Angel?
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They're hungry for fresh faces tonight.
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The upsets and the underdogs.
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I just don't want to see you get hurt.
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Trust your mother.
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I felt the wind in my
face my whole life.
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Which means I know when it's at my back.
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Now help me get into this dress.
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- ♪ It's raining men. ♪
- [AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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PRAY TELL: The category
is Legendary Runway.
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Who will prove themselves
to be mother of all mothers
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on the Parisian runway?
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Dare anyone challenge
reigning femme queen
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Elektra Abundance?
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- Going once...
- [AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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Going twice...
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AUDIENCE [CHANTING]: Elektra! Elektra!
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- No one?
- Elektra! Elektra!
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Elektra! Elektra! Elektra!
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Elektra! Elektra!
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Legendary children,
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I do correct myself.
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A challenge has been issued.
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[AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS]
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Clear the floor
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or prepare to be trampled
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by the magnificence
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you are about to witness.
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Walking against Elektra Abundance,
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Blanca Evangelista!
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♪ Love had to show me one thing ♪
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♪ I was so right, so right ♪
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[CHEERING AND WHOOPING]
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♪ I was so sure, I was so, so sure ♪
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♪ But love taught me ♪
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♪ Taught me who was, who was the boss ♪
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♪ ♪
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PRAY TELL: And turn and lift and walk.
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You are the last motherfuckers
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on the runway.
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Will you receive a standing ovation
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from Bianca Jagger and David Bowie?
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Or will your collection fall flat
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on its face?
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[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
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To your places, ladies.
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To your places.
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AUDIENCE: Blanca!
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Blanca! Blanca!
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Blanca!
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PRAY TELL: Please, quiet, please.
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Quiet, please. Quiet, please.
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Silence!
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Judges, challenging though it may be,
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the future is in your hands now.
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Elektra first...
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as she is reigning
champion, it is her honor.
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Scores, please.
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Ten, ten,
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- ten, ten, nine.
- [AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS]
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Nine?
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Are you blind in one eye?
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Have you lost your
ability to count to ten?
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I demand an explanation.
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I would give you an
explanation if your outfit
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didn't look like the inside of a coffin.
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[AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS]
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Ooh, shade of the panel.
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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
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It's fixed! It's fixed.
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Who paid you, honey? Who paid you?
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Now for Miss Blanca.
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Scores, please.
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Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten.
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Blanca! Blanca Evangelista.
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[CHEERING]
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Congratulations.
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♪ Who was the boss... ♪
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[CHEERING, WHISTLING]
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AUDIENCE [CHANTING]: Blanca!
Blanca! Blanca! Blanca!
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Blanca! Blanca! Blanca!
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[CHEERING]
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PRAY TELL: I must inform the audience
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that after tonight's performance
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there is another contender
for Mother of the Year.
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Miss Blanca has ushered
a new legendary house
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into the forefront of the ball world.
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AUDIENCE [CHANTING]:
Blanca! Blanca! Blanca!
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DAMON: You did that.
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I was so proud of you.
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You were just like...
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Pride goeth forth before the fall.
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That win was pure luck.
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The judges were merely showing sympathy
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for your virgin Legendary Walk.
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Or perhaps the fix was in.
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I know it was Pray Tell
who helped you make
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that ill-fitting potato sack
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you had draped over your bones tonight.
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Who's to say he didn't tell the judges
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to adjust my score so
you and he could share
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a moment of glory?
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You lost fair and
square and you know it.
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I suggest you get used to it.
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[SCOFFS] Please.
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You are the Cracker Barrel
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to my Gucci and Saint Laurent.
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[SCOFFS] So agitated, Elektra.
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And here I thought old age
would mellow a bitch.
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It takes more than two trophies
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to become a legendary house
and take Mother of the Year.
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I would know.
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I've won it six times.
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True, we aren't where you are,
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but we'll get there.
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And soon, everything new will be old,
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and everything old... meaning you...
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will be in the gutter looking up
at my perfectly sewn hemline.
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Now, the only house I'm
worried about at the moment
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is the International House of Pancakes,
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where we will celebrate and raise a fork
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of the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity
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to your inevitable demise.
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[DAMON LAUGHING]
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- You read her.
- She deserved it.
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- [DAMON LAUGHS]
- I got to go.
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RICKY: Hey.
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You're an Evangelista, right?
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Yeah.
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Y'all showed out in there tonight.
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Thanks.
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I'm Damon.
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Ricky.
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Did you take a bath in Kouros
Player cologne tonight?
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Too much?
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It's the right amount if
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you're trying to cover up
the stench of a dead body.
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[SNICKERS] No, I like it.
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You smell good.
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Thank you.
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What? You like my tank top?
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It's WilliWear.
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I mopped it from Macy's.
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I tie rubber bands around
the bottom of my sweats.
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I could stuff anything down there
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and just walk out.
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You thought of that yourself?
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Smart.
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You like smart boys?
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If they're cute.
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[DAMON GIGGLES]
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Excuse me.
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Oh, okay.
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- [DAMON SNORTS, LAUGHS]
- Excuse me.
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[GRUNTS]
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Oh, man.
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You want to go grab a slice
or something? On me.
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You mean like a date?
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I mean, I'm smart and cute,
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- and I smell good.
- [LAUGHS]
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I mean, you could do a lot worse.
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Okay, but...
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can we go sit at dinner and talk first?
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I mean, isn't that what you're
supposed to do on a date?
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Oh, see...
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Sitting means waitresses,
which means tips.
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Slice and a stroll...
that's my idea of a date.
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I'm gonna go get my stuff.
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Don't go nowhere.
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[MOUTHS]
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What was all of that?
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He asked me if I can go
on a date. Can I go?
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He looks like trouble.
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But they're always the ones I like, too.
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Don't do nothing stupid.
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Be back by 3:00 a.m.
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No minute later, understand?
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Yes, Mother.
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All right.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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[FOOTFALLS APPROACH]
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PRAY TELL: The category is...
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Live...
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Work...
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Pose!
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RICKY: I don't get the
hype around Janet.
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She ain't Michael.
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That's the point.
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She's not trying to be Michael.
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She's stepping out.
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No daddy, no husband...
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just Janet on her own.
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I mean, she's going for her dreams.
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I love her for that.
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I want that.
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Anyway, you're sleeping on Janet.
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I mean, in 20 years,
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you're gonna look back
and tell me I was right.
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You think we're gonna know
each other in 20 years?
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I don't know.
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I hope.
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It's cool.
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We're with our people.
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No one's gonna do anything.
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Come on.
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[CLEARS THROAT] I want
to show you something.
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Where are you going?
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[DAMON LAUGHS]
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[PIGEONS COO]
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[WINGS FLAPPING]
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Where are you?
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RICKY: Over here.
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- Boo!
- [GASPS]
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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It's beautiful, right?
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This is my favorite spot.
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What's that smell? It stinks in here.
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I didn't realize you were so bougie.
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It's all right. I ain't into thugs.
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I don't know how to do this.
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Know how to do what?
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Um...
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I've never kissed anyone before.
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Ah.
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Hold on. Um... here.
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♪ ♪
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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I've wanted to be alone with you
ever since I first saw you.
271
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Me, too.
272
00:12:38,380 --> 00:12:40,230
Wait. We're moving too fast.
273
00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,140
Ah, but I'm in love with you.
274
00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:44,120
What? You just met me.
275
00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:46,750
I know, but it's like I've
known you my whole life.
276
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,600
Come on, let's have some fun
before you meet someone better.
277
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,220
[SIGHS] I-I won't meet anybody better.
278
00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,820
Oh, yeah, you will.
279
00:12:55,930 --> 00:12:57,830
You're gonna be a star.
280
00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,800
You'll forget all about me.
281
00:12:59,900 --> 00:13:01,730
You really think I'm gonna be a star?
282
00:13:01,830 --> 00:13:03,730
Of course.
283
00:13:03,830 --> 00:13:07,100
I believe in you.
284
00:13:13,580 --> 00:13:15,420
[DAMON MOANS]
285
00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:18,680
- Ricky. Ricky.
- What? What? What?
286
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,320
I'm not ready.
287
00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:25,850
I'm sorry.
288
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,660
[CLEARS THROAT]
289
00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,499
Maybe
290
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:32,380
we can go on a few dates first?
291
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,300
Yeah. Sure.
292
00:13:38,340 --> 00:13:41,060
Uh, how about next Saturday?
293
00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:44,320
We can grab a slice, catch a movie?
294
00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:46,780
Yeah, I'd like that.
295
00:13:47,710 --> 00:13:49,000
Cool.
296
00:13:52,620 --> 00:13:53,940
It's a date.
297
00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:01,060
Come on. This is...
298
00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,820
Bougie.
299
00:14:02,930 --> 00:14:04,660
DAMON [LAUGHING]: It stinks in here.
300
00:14:04,790 --> 00:14:07,560
- RICKY: Oh, God.
- Where are you taking me?
301
00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:28,680
[DOOR SQUEAKS]
302
00:14:28,780 --> 00:14:30,750
[CLOSES LOUDLY]
303
00:14:34,660 --> 00:14:37,490
[FLOORBOARDS CREAKING]
304
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,740
[FLOORBOARDS CREAKING]
305
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,720
BLANCA: Damon?
306
00:14:58,680 --> 00:14:59,910
Yeah?
307
00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,320
Sit down.
308
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,640
Where have you been?
309
00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,380
Ricky took me to the pier.
310
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:33,920
You're two hours late.
311
00:15:33,980 --> 00:15:36,520
I won't tolerate you breaking my rules.
312
00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:40,300
Were you out drinking?
313
00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,460
- No.
- Did he give you any drugs?
314
00:15:43,340 --> 00:15:45,590
No, ma'am. Mother.
315
00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:48,860
So what possible reason could
you have for disobeying me?
316
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,670
Did you have sex?
317
00:15:51,770 --> 00:15:53,160
No.
318
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,340
We...
319
00:15:56,220 --> 00:15:57,399
We kissed.
320
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,920
- And?
- And that's it.
321
00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,710
He wanted to do more, but...
322
00:16:04,650 --> 00:16:07,450
I didn't want my first
time to be at the pier.
323
00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:14,940
Did your daddy ever give you the talk?
324
00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,160
The talk?
325
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,860
The birds and the bees.
326
00:16:20,820 --> 00:16:22,660
Yeah, he did.
327
00:16:23,920 --> 00:16:26,670
[LAUGHING]: It was really awful.
328
00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:29,020
I mean, he was saying
all this stuff about
329
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:31,740
women's anatomy and-and
things like that, and...
330
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,440
the whole time I was thinking,
331
00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:37,060
this is not the information
I need to get.
332
00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:40,510
[LAUGHING]: Like, Sweet Baby
Jesus, this is not helping me.
333
00:16:40,620 --> 00:16:42,420
But, you know, I-I couldn't ask him
334
00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:43,830
the questions I really wanted to know,
335
00:16:43,850 --> 00:16:45,650
which was about...
336
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:48,620
what men do together and stuff,
337
00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:52,590
or... I'd be found out.
338
00:16:55,820 --> 00:16:59,500
And... I was afraid he'd kill me.
339
00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:02,570
Well, here's what no one
will tell you but me.
340
00:17:04,710 --> 00:17:06,380
Gay life is hard.
341
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,260
Here.
342
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:19,080
No. I-I-I don't need these.
343
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:20,930
I-I'm not planning on
having sex with Ricky.
344
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,420
Oh, child, no one ever
plans on having sex.
345
00:17:23,530 --> 00:17:25,460
And I can't be your mother
and your conscience.
346
00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:27,630
I'm not gonna always be
here to protect you.
347
00:17:27,730 --> 00:17:30,280
You are a good-looking young man.
348
00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,240
And soon you are gonna want to
start exploring, but you got
349
00:17:33,280 --> 00:17:34,800
to make smart choices.
350
00:17:35,060 --> 00:17:36,819
Now, as a gay man,
351
00:17:36,820 --> 00:17:38,439
you have options when it comes to sex.
352
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:40,120
You can be a top or a bottom.
353
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:42,820
Uh, how will I know which one I am?
354
00:17:42,920 --> 00:17:44,980
Well, there's no rule book.
355
00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:48,620
Sometimes you want to give,
sometimes you want to receive.
356
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,760
Sometimes you want all the pleasure.
357
00:17:50,980 --> 00:17:52,160
It's up to you.
358
00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:54,100
- What if I'm a bottom...
- Mm-hmm.
359
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,520
... and I fall for another bottom?
360
00:17:56,630 --> 00:17:58,136
- Oh, don't.
- You said there was no rules!
361
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,436
Oh, so what y'all gonna be
doing, bumping purses all night?
362
00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:02,630
[BOTH LAUGHING]
363
00:18:04,530 --> 00:18:07,160
Look, don't overthink it.
364
00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:11,260
When you find the right
guy, you'll figure it out.
365
00:18:11,470 --> 00:18:13,780
Just promise me you'll protect yourself.
366
00:18:13,900 --> 00:18:15,299
There's a virus out there,
367
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,720
and if you catch it, it will kill you.
368
00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:20,480
If you need condoms, you
go and ask for them,
369
00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:21,779
and if I'm not around,
370
00:18:21,780 --> 00:18:23,590
you go to the clinic. Understood?
371
00:18:24,820 --> 00:18:26,140
Yes, Mother.
372
00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:34,460
When will I know that I'm ready?
373
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:36,980
Well, when you have sex,
374
00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:39,800
that's your decision to
make, no one else's.
375
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,820
Just listen to that
voice in your head...
376
00:18:42,940 --> 00:18:44,800
the one that told you
to come to New York.
377
00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:46,670
That voice is intuition,
378
00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:48,740
and I promise you she'll
guide you, and if
379
00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:51,280
you ever feel unsure about
what that bitch has to say,
380
00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,240
you come straight home to Mother.
381
00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,600
Thank you.
382
00:19:03,530 --> 00:19:05,120
[DAMON SIGHS]
383
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,540
[CLEARS THROAT] Damon...
384
00:19:15,570 --> 00:19:17,640
if I could go back in time
385
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,570
and make different choices, I would.
386
00:19:22,940 --> 00:19:25,440
Don't ever give away your gifts...
387
00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,520
for no one.
388
00:19:58,510 --> 00:20:00,510
[SNIFFLES]
389
00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:05,790
Mm.
390
00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:18,320
♪ Oh, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah... ♪
391
00:20:19,670 --> 00:20:21,800
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
392
00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:25,810
♪ Oh, ah-ah, ah-ah... ♪
393
00:20:26,680 --> 00:20:28,200
Hey, you found it!
394
00:20:31,040 --> 00:20:32,480
This better be worth it,
395
00:20:32,580 --> 00:20:35,160
'cause I'm missing 227
to come meet your ass.
396
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,890
Why are we meeting here?
397
00:20:37,990 --> 00:20:39,590
Is this some kind of joke?
398
00:20:39,690 --> 00:20:41,260
No, it was in the Village Voice.
399
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:44,380
Best gay bar in Manhattan
two years running.
400
00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:46,140
I wanted something special
401
00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:48,200
to celebrate me snagging
my first trophy.
402
00:20:48,260 --> 00:20:50,600
You do know they don't
serve our kind here?
403
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:51,930
Bitch, shut up.
404
00:20:52,030 --> 00:20:54,470
Our money is just as good as anyone's.
405
00:20:54,570 --> 00:20:57,040
Happy Halloween, ladies.
406
00:20:58,040 --> 00:20:59,860
- I'm done.
- Uh-uh. No!
407
00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:01,540
One drink.
408
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:05,480
I got a proposition for you.
409
00:21:05,580 --> 00:21:08,580
My house is going to crush all others.
410
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:10,960
They're gonna place a
statue on the piers
411
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,880
to commemorate us one day.
412
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,060
Big talk after one trophy.
413
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,579
Now's the time to get in line
414
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,050
before the line to get in starts
415
00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:21,520
to snake its way around the block.
416
00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:24,670
I need a lieutenant.
417
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:26,640
A second in command.
418
00:21:26,670 --> 00:21:28,060
Who? Me?
419
00:21:28,100 --> 00:21:30,180
You hate Elektra just as much as anyone.
420
00:21:30,260 --> 00:21:32,100
All she does is look down on you,
421
00:21:32,180 --> 00:21:34,160
bragging about her rich daddy
422
00:21:34,180 --> 00:21:36,740
and her Weezy Jefferson
apartment up on the East Side.
423
00:21:36,850 --> 00:21:38,750
She don't care about you.
424
00:21:38,850 --> 00:21:40,780
And I'm not just starting a house.
425
00:21:41,420 --> 00:21:43,880
We're gonna be a family that
looks out for one another.
426
00:21:45,060 --> 00:21:48,100
Elektra would rip your weave
right off of your head
427
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,880
if she knew you was
trying to steal me away.
428
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,360
Oh, so, what, you want to tell her?
429
00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,630
Fuck her.
430
00:21:52,730 --> 00:21:54,730
I ain't got no loyalty to her.
431
00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:56,760
But she helps me win,
432
00:21:56,820 --> 00:21:58,240
and I like to win.
433
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,320
Which means joining a house
434
00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:02,439
that ain't no more than a toddler
435
00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:05,240
still soiling in his diapers
ain't never gonna happen.
436
00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:09,320
Besides, maybe I want to
start my own house one day.
437
00:22:10,020 --> 00:22:12,480
♪ It was only in my dreams... ♪
438
00:22:12,580 --> 00:22:14,680
Well, hello, handsome.
439
00:22:14,780 --> 00:22:16,620
I'll have a Manhattan,
440
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:19,450
and my friend here is
going to have a Malibu...
441
00:22:19,460 --> 00:22:22,180
Malibu Rum and Tab on the rocks.
442
00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:25,300
This one's on me, but
then you got to go.
443
00:22:25,540 --> 00:22:27,720
I got ten guys in here asking
me if it's drag night.
444
00:22:27,820 --> 00:22:30,000
Well, I'm sorry. We're not in drag.
445
00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:32,660
- We're women.
- Even better.
446
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,180
We don't like women in here.
This is a gay bar.
447
00:22:35,260 --> 00:22:36,800
Well, I want to see a manager.
448
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:42,240
Girl, why you always got to
pick fights you can't win?
449
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,380
Because these are the
ones worth fighting.
450
00:22:44,460 --> 00:22:45,480
I'm Mitchell the manager.
451
00:22:45,580 --> 00:22:47,440
Can we speak outside where it's quieter?
452
00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:48,450
[SIGHS]
453
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:49,780
♪ Ah-ah ♪
454
00:22:51,060 --> 00:22:54,650
♪ Ah-ah, ah-ah... ♪
455
00:22:54,820 --> 00:22:56,620
[DISTANT SIREN BLARING]
456
00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,940
How could you discriminate
against me in my own community?
457
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,430
This bar is called Boy Lounge.
458
00:23:03,530 --> 00:23:06,000
We have a specific clientele...
459
00:23:06,160 --> 00:23:08,440
gay, under 35...
460
00:23:08,460 --> 00:23:10,440
- White?
- Frankly, yes.
461
00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:12,470
The New York City
nightlife is segregated.
462
00:23:12,570 --> 00:23:13,939
Look, I've got a friend.
463
00:23:13,940 --> 00:23:15,160
She works at the Cubby Hole.
464
00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:17,980
I'll call her. You guys can go.
You can drink free all night.
465
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:19,419
But I don't want that scene tonight.
466
00:23:19,420 --> 00:23:21,550
I'm sorry. I'm not
throwing a costume party.
467
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,400
Oh, this is not over.
468
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,490
Bitch, it was over before it started.
469
00:23:28,590 --> 00:23:31,660
Everybody needs someone to
make them feel superior.
470
00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:33,800
That line ends with us, though.
471
00:23:33,940 --> 00:23:36,430
This shit runs downhill past the women,
472
00:23:36,530 --> 00:23:38,040
the blacks, Latins,
473
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:41,670
gays until it reaches the
bottom and lands on our kind.
474
00:23:44,740 --> 00:23:46,920
HELENA: Five, six, seven, eight.
475
00:23:46,980 --> 00:23:48,580
Uh. Reach.
476
00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:50,880
Uh-huh.
477
00:23:50,980 --> 00:23:53,580
And legs! That's right. Oh!
478
00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,620
Huh. Uh-huh.
479
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:58,850
Yes. Yes.
480
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:03,490
Five, six, seven, eight.
481
00:24:03,590 --> 00:24:05,260
Yes! Reach!
482
00:24:05,340 --> 00:24:07,730
Uh-huh. And...
483
00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:10,500
breathing!
484
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,160
Uh, and...
485
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:16,759
All right, everybody,
486
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,800
that's the day.
487
00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,640
[LAUGHS]
488
00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:27,500
[SOFT LAUGHTER, INDISTINCT CHATTER]
489
00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:35,840
Mr. Richards?
490
00:24:37,380 --> 00:24:39,260
You weren't rehearsing today.
491
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,680
I wasn't?
492
00:24:40,740 --> 00:24:43,530
No. You were dancing.
493
00:24:43,630 --> 00:24:45,500
Rehearsal is getting ready for life.
494
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,500
Dancing is living it.
495
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,500
For an artist, greatness happens
496
00:24:49,610 --> 00:24:53,000
when you can take something organized
497
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,860
and make it feel like it was improvised.
498
00:24:55,940 --> 00:24:57,639
You've been doing that,
499
00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:00,400
and that's a skill I cannot teach.
500
00:25:00,550 --> 00:25:02,520
You either have it, or you don't.
501
00:25:02,620 --> 00:25:04,520
Great job. [LAUGHS]
502
00:25:04,620 --> 00:25:06,000
I'm impressed.
503
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,200
Thank you so much. That
means so much to me.
504
00:25:08,260 --> 00:25:11,280
I'm taking some students to
the ballet on Saturday night.
505
00:25:11,340 --> 00:25:13,600
Mostly seniors, but one
of them has the flu,
506
00:25:13,620 --> 00:25:14,800
so I have an extra ticket.
507
00:25:14,820 --> 00:25:17,830
It's a story of heartbreak,
betrayal, revenge,
508
00:25:17,930 --> 00:25:20,670
the redemptive power of true love.
509
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:22,470
That sounds like a play or something.
510
00:25:22,570 --> 00:25:24,960
Dancers tell stories with their bodies.
511
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,610
Technique is nothing
if it doesn't reveal
512
00:25:26,710 --> 00:25:28,510
some personal truth.
513
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:31,980
Be outside Roosevelt Hall
at 7:00 on Saturday night.
514
00:25:32,060 --> 00:25:33,779
This is a big opportunity for you.
515
00:25:33,780 --> 00:25:35,520
Don't blow it.
516
00:25:35,620 --> 00:25:36,860
I'll be there.
517
00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:40,790
[QUIETLY]: Yes.
518
00:25:44,010 --> 00:25:45,960
[LIL PAPI CHEWING]
519
00:25:46,060 --> 00:25:48,540
Why are you eating like
this is your last meal?
520
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,180
- 'Cause this food is bomb.
- Ugh.
521
00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:51,540
Close your mouth, hood rat.
522
00:25:51,650 --> 00:25:53,710
- Mmm, mmm.
- Oh, my God.
523
00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:56,620
[LIL PAPI LAUGHS]
524
00:25:56,760 --> 00:25:58,900
Um, excuse me. Where the
hell are you going?
525
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:00,719
Sit your ass down. We are having
526
00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:03,040
a mandatory family meeting.
527
00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:05,220
And where did that come from?
528
00:26:06,460 --> 00:26:07,680
I bought it.
529
00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:09,600
- With what money?
- Money.
530
00:26:09,660 --> 00:26:12,280
Oh, how does anyone make
good money these days?
531
00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:15,160
Waiting tables, cleaning gutters,
532
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,839
working as a street pharmacist.
533
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:19,470
Yo, mind your business.
534
00:26:19,570 --> 00:26:21,240
- Are you dealing?
- No.
535
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:22,659
If I find out that you're doing
536
00:26:22,660 --> 00:26:24,540
anything illegal, you will
be out of this house.
537
00:26:24,580 --> 00:26:26,480
- Do you understand me?
- Yup.
538
00:26:26,580 --> 00:26:27,750
Hey, y'all.
539
00:26:27,850 --> 00:26:30,550
See, now, if that was me,
I'd have got my ass read
540
00:26:30,650 --> 00:26:31,780
like a library book.
541
00:26:32,300 --> 00:26:33,920
Where did you get that jacket from?
542
00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:35,420
Oh, I bought it at the Goodwill.
543
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:36,560
- Oh.
- In the dollar bin.
544
00:26:36,660 --> 00:26:39,640
My dance instructor is taking me
545
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:41,560
to the ballet this Saturday.
546
00:26:41,660 --> 00:26:43,430
Oh, you fancy, huh?
547
00:26:43,530 --> 00:26:44,760
[ALL VOICING ASSENT]
548
00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:46,979
- [GLASS CLINKING]
- BLANCA: Well, that is a moment
549
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:49,880
to celebrate... one of my
children is going to the ballet.
550
00:26:49,940 --> 00:26:53,720
I mean, I was supposed to
have a date with Ricky,
551
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,960
but I don't have his phone
number to reschedule.
552
00:26:56,020 --> 00:26:57,499
LIL PAPI: Don't really
matter if you show up.
553
00:26:57,500 --> 00:26:59,100
Ricky's a hit-it-and-quit-it type.
554
00:26:59,220 --> 00:27:01,510
Trust and believe, you've
already been replaced.
555
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,620
Okay, that's enough. Thank you.
556
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:06,160
Damon, soak this moment up, okay?
557
00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,520
This is just the beginning
of many more doors
558
00:27:08,620 --> 00:27:10,720
like this one opening
for you, for all of us.
559
00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:12,490
You made your mother proud.
560
00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:14,530
[LAUGHS]
561
00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,639
All right, now,
562
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:19,640
I got something to
share with all of y'all.
563
00:27:19,670 --> 00:27:21,259
This may come as a shock, but
564
00:27:21,260 --> 00:27:22,480
I'm not gonna be competing in the
565
00:27:22,500 --> 00:27:24,400
Saint Laurent ball this weekend.
566
00:27:24,510 --> 00:27:26,440
- What? Wh-Why?
- What?
567
00:27:27,540 --> 00:27:29,679
There are things more
important than prizes,
568
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:30,900
like my dignity.
569
00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:32,450
DAMON: Wait. Did something happen?
570
00:27:32,550 --> 00:27:34,250
I went to a gay bar downtown
571
00:27:34,260 --> 00:27:35,580
for a celebratory cocktail,
572
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,520
and the bastards refused to serve me.
573
00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:39,199
I don't understand.
574
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,200
I mean, if they're gay, why
did they turn you away?
575
00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:43,520
Gay, straight... it doesn't matter.
576
00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:46,590
They all think we got
psychological issues.
577
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,760
They don't see us as real.
578
00:27:50,860 --> 00:27:52,280
It's not fair.
579
00:27:52,500 --> 00:27:54,340
Nothing in life is fair.
580
00:27:54,470 --> 00:27:55,840
But that's okay, though.
581
00:27:55,940 --> 00:27:57,670
I'm-a do something about it,
582
00:27:57,770 --> 00:27:59,450
so that my children's world is better
583
00:27:59,460 --> 00:28:01,500
than the one I grew up in.
584
00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:04,440
["HEAD TO TOE" BY LISA
LISA & CULT JAM PLAYING]
585
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,560
♪ Head to toe ♪
586
00:28:17,630 --> 00:28:19,700
♪ I know ♪
587
00:28:21,860 --> 00:28:24,730
♪ Today started with a crazy kiss ♪
588
00:28:24,830 --> 00:28:26,800
♪ On our way home... ♪
589
00:28:28,870 --> 00:28:31,000
You're asking for trouble.
590
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,470
I want a Manhattan.
591
00:28:32,570 --> 00:28:34,870
I want a drink just like everybody else.
592
00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:40,299
♪ Who would have thought ♪
593
00:28:40,300 --> 00:28:42,980
♪ That we would become lovers ♪
594
00:28:43,080 --> 00:28:44,420
♪ As friends... ♪
595
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:45,750
[BLANCA GASPS]
596
00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:48,260
MAN: Yeah, get her out.
597
00:28:48,340 --> 00:28:50,560
[MEN LAUGHING]
598
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,740
I should be able to
drink wherever I want!
599
00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:58,060
♪ You got to know. ♪
600
00:28:58,630 --> 00:29:01,180
[ADDING MACHINE CLICKING]
601
00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:09,060
There's my Jersey boy.
602
00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:10,500
How do you like the new de Ville?
603
00:29:10,580 --> 00:29:11,740
Like driving a cloud.
604
00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:12,760
I told him to get the new de Ville.
605
00:29:12,780 --> 00:29:13,926
He's got a good eye for style,
606
00:29:13,950 --> 00:29:15,910
but he needs a little help
from the professionals.
607
00:29:17,980 --> 00:29:19,879
Hey. How you doing?
608
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,820
Come on in.
609
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,680
[ADDING MACHINE CLICKING]
610
00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:38,670
We never used to have so many.
611
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:43,810
Yeah, well, this is what
success looks like.
612
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,410
You think we're successful enough
613
00:29:46,510 --> 00:29:48,260
- to get a dishwasher?
- You serious?
614
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:51,280
Do you see how underwater we
are now? Look at all this.
615
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:53,420
We have a Cadillac in the garage.
616
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:54,600
There's a ball gown in mine
617
00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:56,590
that costs $900 that I've worn once.
618
00:29:56,690 --> 00:29:57,690
If we don't have any money, then
619
00:29:57,691 --> 00:29:58,840
how are you paying for all these things?
620
00:29:58,860 --> 00:29:59,860
We need all that stuff.
621
00:29:59,930 --> 00:30:01,760
We need a dishwasher.
622
00:30:01,860 --> 00:30:04,950
We have a baby, and I'm
up doing dishes by hand
623
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:06,530
until The Tonight Show starts.
624
00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,019
You don't understand how it works
625
00:30:11,020 --> 00:30:12,440
out there in Manhattan, okay?
626
00:30:12,540 --> 00:30:14,139
You have to look the part
or they won't let you
627
00:30:14,140 --> 00:30:15,640
into the big club.
628
00:30:15,740 --> 00:30:18,160
You wore that gown to the big
event at 21 the other night,
629
00:30:18,220 --> 00:30:19,586
and now they all think
you're one of them.
630
00:30:19,610 --> 00:30:21,300
- So what?
- So what?!
631
00:30:24,020 --> 00:30:25,520
You know anybody with a corner office
632
00:30:25,620 --> 00:30:27,380
in one of those skyscrapers in Midtown?
633
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:28,700
Or a place in Montauk of their own?
634
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:30,060
- No.
- No.
635
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,690
You don't. Because people
like us don't get invited.
636
00:30:32,790 --> 00:30:34,220
We don't get a shot at it.
637
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:35,706
But I got a one-in-a-million
chance here,
638
00:30:35,730 --> 00:30:37,860
and I made that happen
because I'm adaptable.
639
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,470
I know how to play the part.
640
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,120
But you have no idea
641
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,639
how much pressure that puts on me.
642
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,900
I have to be on 100% of the time,
643
00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:47,470
and I can't do that if
you're second-guessing me
644
00:30:47,580 --> 00:30:50,060
and pressuring me to buy
things that you don't need
645
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:51,480
and that we can't afford!
646
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:54,610
Baby, baby, is any of
this really worth it?
647
00:30:58,020 --> 00:30:59,220
[SCOFFS]
648
00:30:59,260 --> 00:31:00,550
I got to go back to the office.
649
00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:02,220
It's Saturday.
650
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:03,620
Yeah, it's Saturday.
651
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,706
If I'm gonna have to put up
with this version of you,
652
00:31:05,730 --> 00:31:07,530
I should at least get a
dishwasher out of it.
653
00:31:07,630 --> 00:31:10,700
- [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
- Asshole.
654
00:31:31,580 --> 00:31:33,840
Mr. Richards, I'm glad
you could join us.
655
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,200
You're looking sharp.
656
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:39,440
Really?
657
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:40,710
- Mm-hmm.
- Thanks.
658
00:31:40,820 --> 00:31:42,080
Ah, showtime.
659
00:31:42,420 --> 00:31:44,080
Let's find our seats.
660
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,540
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
661
00:32:20,300 --> 00:32:22,300
♪ ♪
662
00:32:42,300 --> 00:32:44,180
♪ ♪
663
00:33:11,770 --> 00:33:14,110
Applause comes at the end.
664
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:40,970
[EXHALES]
665
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,340
Hey!
666
00:33:58,320 --> 00:33:59,790
You a cop?
667
00:34:00,420 --> 00:34:02,440
I'm looking for Angel. I'm a friend.
668
00:34:02,520 --> 00:34:04,320
[CHUCKLES] I'm sure you are.
669
00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:05,890
She's working indoors now.
670
00:34:05,990 --> 00:34:08,360
Me, myself, I prefer the fresh air.
671
00:34:08,420 --> 00:34:09,876
What, you mean, like,
she got a regular job
672
00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:11,420
- at a store or something?
- [CHUCKLES]
673
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:13,870
You know that place in Times Square,
674
00:34:13,970 --> 00:34:15,400
Show World?
675
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,340
[WHISPERING]: Go give her a visit.
676
00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:26,340
[ENGINE STARTS]
677
00:34:33,090 --> 00:34:35,880
["SLAVE TO LOVE" BY BRYAN FERRY PLAYING]
678
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:01,079
_
679
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,520
♪ ♪
680
00:35:20,970 --> 00:35:22,700
Got to buy tokens here.
681
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:24,260
Ten-dollar minimum.
682
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:27,010
♪ Tell her I'll be waiting... ♪
683
00:35:27,110 --> 00:35:29,740
How's it work if I'm looking
for someone specific?
684
00:35:29,850 --> 00:35:31,750
I'm here to see Angel.
685
00:35:31,850 --> 00:35:33,300
Yeah, he's popular.
686
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:35,820
She.
687
00:35:36,420 --> 00:35:38,220
Whatever you say, boss.
688
00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:40,040
Second-to-last door on the left.
689
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,060
♪ You've got to know ♪
690
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:47,060
- ♪ How the strong get weak ♪
- [WOMEN MOANING]
691
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,060
♪ And the rich get poor ♪
692
00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,320
♪ Slave to love ♪
693
00:35:51,340 --> 00:35:52,600
[WOMAN MOANS]
694
00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:53,700
♪ Oh ♪
695
00:35:55,740 --> 00:35:59,040
- ♪ Slave to love ♪
- [WOMAN MOANS]
696
00:36:04,010 --> 00:36:06,060
- [MAN PANTING]
- ♪ You're running with me ♪
697
00:36:07,820 --> 00:36:10,720
♪ Don't touch the ground ♪
698
00:36:10,820 --> 00:36:13,720
♪ We're the restless-hearted ♪
699
00:36:13,820 --> 00:36:17,500
- ♪ Not the chained and bound ♪
- [CURTAIN FLAPS]
700
00:36:17,540 --> 00:36:20,660
♪ The sky is burning ♪
701
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:23,280
♪ A sea of flame ♪
702
00:36:23,460 --> 00:36:26,030
♪ Though your world is changing ♪
703
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,580
♪ I will be the same ♪
704
00:36:28,660 --> 00:36:30,870
♪ Slave to love ♪
705
00:36:30,970 --> 00:36:33,400
♪ Oh ♪
706
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,360
♪ Slave to love... ♪
707
00:36:38,980 --> 00:36:40,660
Well...
708
00:36:41,780 --> 00:36:44,850
if it isn't my uptown businessman.
709
00:36:44,950 --> 00:36:46,380
I knew you'd find me.
710
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,890
You can't stay away from
your Angel too long.
711
00:36:49,990 --> 00:36:51,830
♪ No, I can't escape ♪
712
00:36:51,930 --> 00:36:53,380
♪ I'm a slave to love... ♪
713
00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:54,660
Why are you here?
714
00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:56,920
This place isn't right for you.
715
00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,930
I make $125 a night here.
716
00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:02,900
And no one touches me.
717
00:37:03,060 --> 00:37:04,900
Don't you want me to be safe?
718
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,039
I get jealous
719
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:09,220
that so many men see you like this.
720
00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:10,520
Hmm.
721
00:37:10,710 --> 00:37:12,520
Does that make you mad?
722
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,750
Do I look like a kept woman to you?
723
00:37:17,580 --> 00:37:18,880
A kept woman
724
00:37:19,740 --> 00:37:21,780
would be in a high-rise apartment
725
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,560
in Riverdale with a
refrigerator full of groceries
726
00:37:24,790 --> 00:37:26,580
and a mink coat in her closet.
727
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,780
♪ ♪
728
00:37:41,580 --> 00:37:43,600
Do you ever do things with guys here?
729
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:46,440
Sweetheart...
730
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,480
a lady never tells.
731
00:37:49,540 --> 00:37:51,220
And I'm not appreciating your attitude.
732
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:55,920
Especially considering
this is the first time
733
00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:59,320
I'm seeing you in three weeks.
734
00:37:59,690 --> 00:38:01,960
♪ We're too young to reason ♪
735
00:38:02,060 --> 00:38:03,860
♪ Too grown-up to dream... ♪
736
00:38:03,970 --> 00:38:05,970
I can't stop thinking about you.
737
00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:07,700
♪ Now spring is turning... ♪
738
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:08,870
At work.
739
00:38:08,970 --> 00:38:11,670
If I'm in bed with my wife.
740
00:38:11,770 --> 00:38:13,319
I drive by the piers almost every night,
741
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:15,040
but I get too scared to pull over.
742
00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:16,840
♪ I can see your smile... ♪
743
00:38:16,950 --> 00:38:18,280
Scared of what?
744
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,980
♪ Na-na-na-na... ♪
745
00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,320
I don't like you in a place like this.
746
00:38:22,420 --> 00:38:23,650
♪ Na-na-na-na ♪
747
00:38:23,750 --> 00:38:25,820
♪ Slave to love... ♪
748
00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:27,800
A lady needs to make a living.
749
00:38:29,260 --> 00:38:32,380
Can I take you to get some... food?
750
00:38:32,790 --> 00:38:34,790
Coffee or something?
751
00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:36,000
♪ Na-na-na-na ♪
752
00:38:36,100 --> 00:38:37,760
♪ Slave to love... ♪
753
00:38:37,870 --> 00:38:39,830
I have break in an hour.
754
00:38:40,140 --> 00:38:41,580
We can walk to a diner.
755
00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:42,780
Okay.
756
00:38:43,940 --> 00:38:45,840
Where should I wait for you?
757
00:38:49,110 --> 00:38:50,980
♪ Slave to love ♪
758
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,950
♪ No, I can't escape ♪
759
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:56,780
♪ I'm a slave to love ♪
760
00:38:57,850 --> 00:39:00,790
♪ Na-na-na-na ♪
761
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:04,420
The category is Dynasty.
762
00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:08,020
I want to see all the rich bitch fantasy
763
00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:09,760
in full effect.
764
00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:13,330
♪ But now, whenever we're together ♪
765
00:39:13,430 --> 00:39:16,100
♪ There's a certain feelin' there... ♪
766
00:39:16,180 --> 00:39:17,740
PRAY TELL: Ah, yes.
767
00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:20,700
Looking like a ghetto Banjee Fallon.
768
00:39:21,260 --> 00:39:23,720
Work, mama. Scores, scores, please.
769
00:39:23,780 --> 00:39:25,000
Yeah!
770
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,600
Here we have Dominique Deveraux,
771
00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:29,580
replete with boa.
772
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:31,660
♪ Everything I touch turns to gold... ♪
773
00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:34,800
Darling, the champagne is burnt.
774
00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:37,320
[LAUGHTER, BOOS]
775
00:39:37,420 --> 00:39:38,720
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
776
00:39:38,740 --> 00:39:40,460
♪ And your soul... ♪
777
00:39:40,590 --> 00:39:42,290
Oh, and what have we here?
778
00:39:42,390 --> 00:39:45,580
Bringing her best attempt
at Heather Locklear.
779
00:39:45,660 --> 00:39:46,820
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
780
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:48,960
Mmm, darling,
781
00:39:49,020 --> 00:39:51,900
more like T.J. Hooker.
782
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,470
[LAUGHTER]
783
00:39:54,940 --> 00:39:57,759
Hmm, is it Krystle Carrington...
784
00:39:57,760 --> 00:39:59,760
Linda Evans?
785
00:40:00,060 --> 00:40:03,050
Oh, my children, I'm
afeared that this show
786
00:40:03,150 --> 00:40:04,980
is about to be canceled.
787
00:40:05,050 --> 00:40:06,920
Children, I repeat,
788
00:40:07,020 --> 00:40:10,090
the category is Dynasty,
789
00:40:10,190 --> 00:40:12,990
not goddamn Falcon Crest!
790
00:40:13,090 --> 00:40:16,330
We don't need no spinoffs
up in this bitch.
791
00:40:16,430 --> 00:40:18,100
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
792
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,000
♪ Everything I touch turns to gold... ♪
793
00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:22,460
- The eleganza!
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
794
00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:25,520
Miss Elektra is bringing
us Alexis Carrington
795
00:40:25,580 --> 00:40:27,040
in full effect.
796
00:40:27,140 --> 00:40:28,600
Show them how it's done.
797
00:40:28,700 --> 00:40:30,140
Show them how it's done.
798
00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:33,680
♪ Oh... ♪
799
00:40:33,780 --> 00:40:36,219
AUDIENCE: Elektra! Elektra!
800
00:40:36,220 --> 00:40:38,220
Elektra! Elektra!
801
00:40:40,190 --> 00:40:42,190
♪ Touch, touch ♪
802
00:40:42,290 --> 00:40:44,190
♪ Touch, touch ♪
803
00:40:44,290 --> 00:40:46,290
♪ Touch, touch... ♪
804
00:40:47,620 --> 00:40:51,060
PRAY TELL: Showing the
children how it's done.
805
00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:54,000
And the scores are ten, ten, ten...
806
00:40:54,100 --> 00:40:56,000
tens across the board.
807
00:40:56,100 --> 00:40:59,080
And the grand prize goes to,
808
00:40:59,100 --> 00:41:01,520
with no competition,
809
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,800
Miss Elektra, Abundance.
810
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:09,850
[CHEERING]
811
00:41:09,950 --> 00:41:11,850
Once again.
812
00:41:11,950 --> 00:41:14,020
She brings it every time.
813
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,090
She brings it every time.
814
00:41:17,190 --> 00:41:18,460
♪ Touch, touch ♪
815
00:41:18,620 --> 00:41:20,920
♪ I've got the Midas touch ♪
816
00:41:21,030 --> 00:41:24,930
♪ Baby, let me touch your
body and your soul... ♪
817
00:41:25,030 --> 00:41:26,900
[CHEERING]
818
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,200
♪ I've got the Midas touch. ♪
819
00:41:34,140 --> 00:41:35,620
Why the attitude?
820
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,140
We did amazing tonight.
821
00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:39,810
A victory's hollow if there's
no real competition.
822
00:41:39,820 --> 00:41:41,250
How dare The House of Evangelista
823
00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:42,620
not show their faces tonight?
824
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,180
Where the fuck was Blanca?
825
00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,020
Is this the life you want,
826
00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:50,640
dancing in a place like that?
827
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:53,820
It's safe behind the glass.
828
00:41:53,930 --> 00:41:55,190
Money is good.
829
00:41:55,290 --> 00:41:57,700
And I like being admired.
830
00:42:02,260 --> 00:42:03,930
I don't like other men touching you.
831
00:42:05,420 --> 00:42:07,170
How much do you make a week?
832
00:42:09,380 --> 00:42:11,400
You trying to put me on
a retainer, sweetheart?
833
00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:13,100
I'm sorry. I didn't...
834
00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:14,560
I didn't mean it like that.
835
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:19,800
[INHALES, EXHALES]
836
00:42:19,900 --> 00:42:22,620
What if I got you a place of your own?
837
00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:24,990
A kept woman?
838
00:42:25,980 --> 00:42:27,960
I must warn you,
839
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,030
I cannot cook.
840
00:42:30,130 --> 00:42:31,799
- [CHUCKLES]
- Unless you count
841
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:33,520
opening a can of SpaghettiOs.
842
00:42:34,500 --> 00:42:36,420
I want a year lease.
843
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:38,739
I don't want you running away
and leaving me holding the bag
844
00:42:38,740 --> 00:42:40,046
once you get me out of your system.
845
00:42:40,070 --> 00:42:42,110
No, it's not like that. I swear.
846
00:42:45,380 --> 00:42:46,680
But okay.
847
00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:48,440
A year.
848
00:42:53,300 --> 00:42:54,950
I can't leave my wife, though,
849
00:42:55,520 --> 00:42:58,090
or promise that I could
see you every day.
850
00:42:58,190 --> 00:43:00,360
I can't help you if I
can't keep my life.
851
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,360
I should refuse you, right?
852
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,000
Demand commitment.
853
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:09,870
But I've also learned
how to keep my dignity,
854
00:43:10,220 --> 00:43:13,000
even when I'm kneeling down for scraps
855
00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:15,260
under the table.
856
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,499
My hope is that, over time,
857
00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:21,580
I can help you want more for yourself.
858
00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:22,850
[CHUCKLES]
859
00:43:22,950 --> 00:43:25,150
You talking about dreams?
860
00:43:26,020 --> 00:43:27,850
Aspirations?
861
00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:30,050
Those are only words
862
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:32,399
that only last in the suburbs.
863
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:33,940
All I know
864
00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:36,990
is that I'm-a have a roof over my head,
865
00:43:37,100 --> 00:43:39,419
a little spending cash for clothes
866
00:43:39,420 --> 00:43:41,200
for the balls,
867
00:43:42,140 --> 00:43:45,350
and my chances of not
getting killed in the gutter
868
00:43:45,380 --> 00:43:47,900
just increased considerably.
869
00:43:48,010 --> 00:43:50,040
I'm fine with that for now.
870
00:43:50,220 --> 00:43:52,280
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
871
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:58,950
What's your deal here?
872
00:43:59,050 --> 00:44:00,540
Usually, the ones like you
873
00:44:00,620 --> 00:44:03,090
are either gay... won't admit it...
874
00:44:03,740 --> 00:44:05,159
or straight
875
00:44:05,160 --> 00:44:06,779
but too afraid to ask their wife
876
00:44:06,780 --> 00:44:08,200
to stick a finger up their behind.
877
00:44:08,220 --> 00:44:09,990
[CHUCKLES]: Jesus.
878
00:44:10,580 --> 00:44:12,360
I'm neither of those things.
879
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:15,480
I'm not gay.
880
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,520
I don't understand.
881
00:44:17,940 --> 00:44:19,840
You hadn't touched me.
882
00:44:19,940 --> 00:44:21,970
Not a blow job in the car or nothing.
883
00:44:22,070 --> 00:44:23,860
But you want to possess me.
884
00:44:23,980 --> 00:44:25,100
Why?
885
00:44:26,580 --> 00:44:28,280
What are you?
886
00:44:30,700 --> 00:44:32,020
I'm no one.
887
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:34,220
I want what I'm supposed to want,
888
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:35,636
I wear what I'm supposed to wear,
889
00:44:35,660 --> 00:44:37,380
and I work where I'm supposed to work.
890
00:44:39,460 --> 00:44:41,290
I stand for nothing.
891
00:44:42,180 --> 00:44:43,579
I've never fought in a war
892
00:44:43,580 --> 00:44:44,899
and I probably won't ever have to,
893
00:44:44,900 --> 00:44:47,100
'cause the next one's gonna kill us all.
894
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,250
I can buy things I can't afford,
895
00:44:49,260 --> 00:44:51,300
which means they're never really mine.
896
00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:54,560
I don't live.
897
00:44:54,700 --> 00:44:56,070
I don't believe.
898
00:44:56,540 --> 00:44:58,000
I accumulate.
899
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:01,110
I'm a brand...
900
00:45:01,840 --> 00:45:04,010
a middle-class white guy.
901
00:45:05,180 --> 00:45:07,020
But you're who you are
902
00:45:07,560 --> 00:45:09,540
even though the price you pay for it
903
00:45:09,620 --> 00:45:11,960
is being disinvited from
the rest of the world.
904
00:45:13,520 --> 00:45:15,340
I'm the one playing dress-up.
905
00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:18,250
Is it wrong to want to be
with one of the few people
906
00:45:18,260 --> 00:45:20,860
in the world who isn't,
907
00:45:21,860 --> 00:45:25,280
to have one person in my
life who I know is real?
908
00:45:37,420 --> 00:45:39,380
You think of me as a real woman?
909
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:45,460
You'd be crazy to choose this
life if you didn't have to.
910
00:45:52,780 --> 00:45:54,200
I...
911
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,600
have to get back to work.
912
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:59,000
You know where to find me
913
00:45:59,100 --> 00:46:01,460
once you've made all your arrangements.
914
00:46:03,910 --> 00:46:05,180
Hey. Hey.
915
00:46:10,700 --> 00:46:12,320
Do you believe in love?
916
00:46:12,980 --> 00:46:15,640
Or is that just a word
for the suburbs, too?
917
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:20,060
[SNIFFLES]
918
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:28,060
[DOOR OPENS]
919
00:46:28,170 --> 00:46:29,930
[DOOR CLOSES]
920
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,520
LIL PAPI: How was your
fancy trip to the ballet?
921
00:46:32,620 --> 00:46:35,570
It was magical.
922
00:46:35,580 --> 00:46:37,520
- [LAUGHS]
- You know, one day,
923
00:46:37,660 --> 00:46:40,760
I'm-a be on that stage, and I
expect you to come and see me.
924
00:46:40,900 --> 00:46:42,540
How much are you gonna
pay me to show up?
925
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,580
- [LAUGHS]
- Uh, you know what?
926
00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,280
- Forget I even invited you.
- Nah,
927
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,340
I'll show up for, like, 15
minutes before dipping.
928
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:49,790
- Uh-uh.
- [LAUGHS]
929
00:46:49,890 --> 00:46:52,020
You're too much, though.
930
00:46:52,060 --> 00:46:53,960
Was it worth ditching your date, though?
931
00:46:55,940 --> 00:46:57,200
I think so.
932
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:58,580
A'ight, so then...
933
00:46:58,620 --> 00:47:00,330
[WHISTLES]
934
00:47:18,580 --> 00:47:20,679
You shouldn't be selling
drugs out in the open.
935
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:21,839
It's dangerous.
936
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:23,219
If Blanca finds out, she's gonna take...
937
00:47:23,220 --> 00:47:25,720
Only way she'll find out
is if you flap your gums.
938
00:47:25,780 --> 00:47:26,990
[PAGER BEEPING]
939
00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:30,540
Yo, I got to run.
940
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,330
[SKATEBOARD DEPARTING]
941
00:47:49,220 --> 00:47:50,440
Ricky?
942
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:52,950
Hey, uh, Damon.
943
00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:56,080
This is Midnight.
944
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:00,920
Nice to meet you.
945
00:48:03,180 --> 00:48:04,860
Can we speak in private?
946
00:48:07,260 --> 00:48:09,030
Can you give me a minute?
947
00:48:12,900 --> 00:48:15,080
Is that your girlfriend?
948
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:16,680
[CHUCKLES]
949
00:48:16,700 --> 00:48:18,320
I'm not the boyfriend type.
950
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:19,719
So what type are you?
951
00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:21,496
The type that sits around
waiting in the pizza shop
952
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:23,080
for an hour and a half like an asshole.
953
00:48:25,460 --> 00:48:28,340
I'm the asshole, and I'm sorry.
954
00:48:28,460 --> 00:48:30,660
I didn't show up because
I was at the ballet.
955
00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,640
- My teacher gave me a ticket.
- School?
956
00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:34,220
I thought you wasn't bougie.
957
00:48:36,260 --> 00:48:39,000
I didn't move to New York
looking for a relationship.
958
00:48:39,100 --> 00:48:41,740
I mean, I came here to
make my dreams come true.
959
00:48:41,860 --> 00:48:44,420
I got kicked out of my
home for being gay.
960
00:48:44,500 --> 00:48:46,099
And then I spent weeks on a park bench
961
00:48:46,100 --> 00:48:47,200
because I had nothing.
962
00:48:47,310 --> 00:48:48,980
I mean, Blanca gave me
963
00:48:49,020 --> 00:48:50,579
a warm meal and a place to stay,
964
00:48:50,580 --> 00:48:51,719
and being a part of her house
965
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:53,059
means I have to follow her rules.
966
00:48:53,060 --> 00:48:55,780
If I have to choose between
education and dating,
967
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,579
- I choose the ballet.
- Whatever. It's all good.
968
00:48:58,580 --> 00:48:59,800
[SNIFFLES]
969
00:49:00,840 --> 00:49:03,050
Seems like you moved on,
so no big deal, right?
970
00:49:03,060 --> 00:49:04,120
Yeah, no biggie.
971
00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:06,920
You know, you ain't the only one
who came here with a dream.
972
00:49:06,990 --> 00:49:09,120
I'm still sleeping on that park bench.
973
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:10,960
You could join a house.
974
00:49:11,060 --> 00:49:12,399
Don't nobody want me
to join their house.
975
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:15,020
- You can't sleep on the street.
- It's what I do every night.
976
00:49:15,100 --> 00:49:17,179
Just yesterday, I stole a couple 40s
977
00:49:17,180 --> 00:49:18,900
and got smashed right over there.
978
00:49:21,060 --> 00:49:23,180
You know, you were smart
for not showing up.
979
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:25,200
I'm just a fuckup.
980
00:49:25,220 --> 00:49:27,580
- That's not true.
- Yeah, it is.
981
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:32,500
You know, when I first
saw you, I thought,
982
00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:35,420
"That shorty's going places."
983
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:37,700
Guess I thought maybe you might...
984
00:49:38,340 --> 00:49:40,060
take me with you.
985
00:49:40,140 --> 00:49:41,700
[SNIFFLES]
986
00:49:41,740 --> 00:49:43,840
Not the first time
I've been left behind.
987
00:50:03,260 --> 00:50:04,500
Mani-pedi?
988
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,850
Just a top coat, please.
989
00:50:06,950 --> 00:50:07,950
I want her.
990
00:50:08,620 --> 00:50:10,050
Oh, she's on break.
991
00:50:10,980 --> 00:50:12,720
Do your ears not work,
992
00:50:12,780 --> 00:50:15,890
or is the customer not always
right in this establishment?
993
00:50:15,990 --> 00:50:18,660
I said I want her.
994
00:50:20,030 --> 00:50:22,100
Oh, I am sorry, sweetie, I'm on break.
995
00:50:22,740 --> 00:50:25,870
ELEKTRA: I'm sure,
even worn as you look,
996
00:50:25,970 --> 00:50:28,420
that you can find the
fortitude to stick around
997
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,300
and give a top coat to the
woman who raised you.
998
00:50:32,060 --> 00:50:33,820
[SCOFFS] Oh, what is that, Coral Punch?
999
00:50:33,860 --> 00:50:36,680
I assume you have Revlon or Max Factor.
1000
00:50:36,780 --> 00:50:40,560
Don't even think about putting
Yardley on these fingers.
1001
00:50:42,350 --> 00:50:44,850
You know, you can learn
so much about a person
1002
00:50:44,860 --> 00:50:46,660
by looking at their hands.
1003
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:47,920
All the wigs and
1004
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:50,780
clothes and plastic surgery don't matter
1005
00:50:50,820 --> 00:50:53,100
when you're looking at a woman's hands.
1006
00:50:53,540 --> 00:50:55,540
It always reveals her real age.
1007
00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:57,460
You're one to talk
1008
00:50:57,660 --> 00:51:01,620
in your stained white coat,
looking like a peasant.
1009
00:51:01,760 --> 00:51:03,310
Look at me.
1010
00:51:03,780 --> 00:51:05,910
You're clearly not winning the game.
1011
00:51:06,010 --> 00:51:08,210
Nor are you playing it fairly.
1012
00:51:08,560 --> 00:51:10,659
Do you think you can just
come to the balls and beat me
1013
00:51:10,660 --> 00:51:12,879
with a lucky break and then disappear?
1014
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,980
Denying me my opportunity
for redemption?
1015
00:51:15,090 --> 00:51:16,950
Leaving me twisting in the wind?
1016
00:51:17,060 --> 00:51:19,520
You are so anxious to have
me come and crush you again?
1017
00:51:19,580 --> 00:51:21,020
[LAUGHING]: Oh, please.
1018
00:51:21,130 --> 00:51:22,999
You win one trophy,
1019
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,920
and you talk like you're a legend.
1020
00:51:25,030 --> 00:51:27,719
Any hoodlum or orangutan off the streets
1021
00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:29,160
can snag one trophy.
1022
00:51:29,240 --> 00:51:31,160
I've been busy with other business.
1023
00:51:31,260 --> 00:51:34,480
Oh. I heard about that "other" business.
1024
00:51:34,940 --> 00:51:37,300
You're a regular transvestite Norma Rae.
1025
00:51:39,100 --> 00:51:40,600
Don't get me wrong,
1026
00:51:41,180 --> 00:51:43,560
I admire your determination.
1027
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,920
I have known you since
you were a wee tot,
1028
00:51:46,980 --> 00:51:49,639
and while you're not nearly as stunning
1029
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:51,379
and well-kept as I am,
1030
00:51:51,380 --> 00:51:54,940
and you could clearly use a
delivery of Pond's Cold Cream
1031
00:51:54,980 --> 00:51:57,060
for that ashy complexion,
1032
00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,800
you have always been impossible to stop
1033
00:51:59,820 --> 00:52:01,800
once you get an idea in your head.
1034
00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:04,620
But take it from a woman of the world:
1035
00:52:04,820 --> 00:52:06,720
you're punching at windmills.
1036
00:52:06,940 --> 00:52:09,600
These gay white boys don't
want anything to do with you,
1037
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:11,480
and never will.
1038
00:52:11,620 --> 00:52:14,860
I told the children of my house
that I was fighting for them.
1039
00:52:14,960 --> 00:52:16,340
I won't back down.
1040
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:18,640
You're not Rosa Parks,
sitting up front of the bus.
1041
00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,020
You're a tired, old queen
1042
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:23,199
looking to sip a margarita
with some white boy
1043
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:25,579
- in Sergio Valente blue jeans.
- You know, I know about
1044
00:52:25,580 --> 00:52:27,920
your life, even though you
never speak about it.
1045
00:52:28,030 --> 00:52:31,960
About your gentleman caller who
showers you in rhinestones
1046
00:52:32,060 --> 00:52:33,900
and keeps a house over your head.
1047
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,870
You're settled, comfortable.
1048
00:52:35,970 --> 00:52:38,640
The only fights you have
left are with your wrinkles
1049
00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:41,140
and your cellulite and
walking the balls.
1050
00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:42,940
And, bitch, that's because you're old.
1051
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:45,160
If I cut you open, there
would be nothing but dust
1052
00:52:45,220 --> 00:52:47,110
and 50 rings to count.
1053
00:52:47,940 --> 00:52:49,950
Now, your generation got
us to where we are.
1054
00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:52,520
I'll give you that, I'll
give you all of that.
1055
00:52:52,580 --> 00:52:55,180
But I'm planning on
moving our kind forward.
1056
00:52:55,290 --> 00:52:58,920
Getting us access to worlds you
wouldn't dare dream about.
1057
00:52:59,020 --> 00:53:00,860
I'm entitled, I have the right.
1058
00:53:00,940 --> 00:53:02,830
All right.
1059
00:53:02,930 --> 00:53:06,320
You fight that fight, naive little girl.
1060
00:53:06,460 --> 00:53:09,620
Learn the lesson we
all learn eventually.
1061
00:53:09,700 --> 00:53:11,639
When it comes to the life we lead,
1062
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:13,899
there comes a point where you must
1063
00:53:13,900 --> 00:53:16,200
accept disappointment.
1064
00:53:17,420 --> 00:53:20,110
Like I'm disappointed in this top coat.
1065
00:53:24,050 --> 00:53:25,880
It's on the house.
1066
00:53:25,980 --> 00:53:27,600
[BELL JINGLES, DOOR CLOSES]
1067
00:53:28,990 --> 00:53:30,200
Matt?
1068
00:53:31,860 --> 00:53:33,560
Our boss is in the Post again.
1069
00:53:33,700 --> 00:53:35,760
He's a master of the publicity machine.
1070
00:53:35,820 --> 00:53:37,816
It's so fucking awesome the
way he controls them all.
1071
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:39,860
- Do you read the Post?
- Everyone does.
1072
00:53:39,880 --> 00:53:41,500
I read the Times, too. The Journal.
1073
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:43,330
Listen, if you want to sip Chardonnay
1074
00:53:43,440 --> 00:53:45,180
in the Upper West Side with
a bunch of intellectuals
1075
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:46,480
from Columbia, get the Times.
1076
00:53:46,580 --> 00:53:48,286
If you want to get invited
to the best parties,
1077
00:53:48,310 --> 00:53:50,220
walk past the line at
Palladium, meet celebrities,
1078
00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:52,080
get your name in the Post.
1079
00:53:52,460 --> 00:53:53,700
What do you want?
1080
00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:56,210
Well,
1081
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:59,280
I know it's pretty early
in my time here, but, uh,
1082
00:53:59,390 --> 00:54:01,450
if you look at what I've
accomplished so far,
1083
00:54:01,550 --> 00:54:04,360
I-I... I wrote that speech
for the Ellis Island award,
1084
00:54:04,460 --> 00:54:05,679
- and, uh...
- What is this about?
1085
00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:06,840
You want more money?
1086
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:11,030
Well, yes. I was hoping for a...
1087
00:54:11,130 --> 00:54:13,460
maybe, like, a ten
percent bump, or-or a...
1088
00:54:13,980 --> 00:54:16,200
preferably, a small bonus.
1089
00:54:16,300 --> 00:54:18,080
[LAUGHS SOFTLY]
1090
00:54:18,270 --> 00:54:20,020
[SIGHS]
1091
00:54:21,140 --> 00:54:22,820
Close the door.
1092
00:54:29,720 --> 00:54:31,320
Have a seat.
1093
00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:39,740
[BOTH SIGH]
1094
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:46,520
[LAUGHS]
1095
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:48,200
[BOTH LAUGH]
1096
00:54:50,370 --> 00:54:52,070
So what's she like?
1097
00:54:52,170 --> 00:54:53,380
I want details.
1098
00:54:53,410 --> 00:54:55,340
She blonde? Got big tits?
1099
00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,170
She do that new Brazilian
thing down there?
1100
00:54:58,360 --> 00:55:00,310
[LAUGHING]: I... I don't...
1101
00:55:00,410 --> 00:55:02,210
I'm sorry, I-I don't understand.
1102
00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:04,150
Don't bullshit a bullshitter.
1103
00:55:04,250 --> 00:55:05,280
Huh?
1104
00:55:05,380 --> 00:55:06,980
I'm proud of you. I'm telling you,
1105
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:08,800
you put on that suit, you
get behind that Cadillac,
1106
00:55:08,820 --> 00:55:10,880
the pussy starts flowing
like Niagara Falls.
1107
00:55:11,900 --> 00:55:13,800
My wife just wants a dishwasher.
1108
00:55:16,260 --> 00:55:18,000
I'll get you your money.
1109
00:55:18,260 --> 00:55:19,860
Two conditions.
1110
00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:22,170
You work weekends when I ask,
1111
00:55:22,270 --> 00:55:24,760
and you got to tell
me the fucking truth.
1112
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:33,180
She's beautiful.
1113
00:55:33,280 --> 00:55:34,380
Yeah?
1114
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:36,050
[LAUGHS]
1115
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:37,350
Puerto Rican, I think.
1116
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:41,350
Exotic.
1117
00:55:41,450 --> 00:55:44,220
It's not my thing, but to each his own.
1118
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:46,020
Do you love her?
1119
00:55:47,240 --> 00:55:48,880
- I don't know yet.
- You don't.
1120
00:55:48,940 --> 00:55:50,800
You're just not tired
of fucking her yet.
1121
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:05,520
Matt, thank you.
1122
00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:07,900
I promise I will earn every penny.
1123
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,360
Word of advice.
1124
00:56:10,150 --> 00:56:11,450
Don't leave your wife.
1125
00:56:11,550 --> 00:56:14,280
And if you get her pregnant, you
come talk to me immediately.
1126
00:56:32,100 --> 00:56:34,070
Jesus Christ, not this bitch again.
1127
00:56:34,170 --> 00:56:35,960
Don't you have anything better to do?
1128
00:56:35,980 --> 00:56:38,900
Told you, I'll be here every
night until you serve me.
1129
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,210
I'm not dealing with your shit tonight.
1130
00:56:41,310 --> 00:56:42,696
- I'm calling the cops.
- BLANCA: Call them.
1131
00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:44,620
I'll be right here. I'm
not afraid of Five-O.
1132
00:56:53,330 --> 00:56:56,229
Have you noticed you're the only one
1133
00:56:56,230 --> 00:56:58,160
here with the year-round tan?
1134
00:56:58,260 --> 00:56:59,920
What's your point?
1135
00:57:00,020 --> 00:57:01,300
They don't want us here.
1136
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,270
No, they don't want you here.
1137
00:57:05,480 --> 00:57:07,040
Compliments of the house.
1138
00:57:07,100 --> 00:57:08,800
Thank you.
1139
00:57:09,110 --> 00:57:11,310
I still want my Manhattan.
1140
00:57:11,460 --> 00:57:14,200
Miss, can I have a word with you?
1141
00:57:14,210 --> 00:57:15,880
"Miss"? It's a dude.
1142
00:57:15,980 --> 00:57:17,439
I am a woman
1143
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:20,060
and I will be addressed like a lady.
1144
00:57:20,140 --> 00:57:22,060
Sir, can I have a quick word with you?
1145
00:57:22,140 --> 00:57:24,100
What, is the battery in
your hearing aid dead?
1146
00:57:24,180 --> 00:57:27,160
I said I'm a woman and I
go by "ma'am" or "miss."
1147
00:57:27,260 --> 00:57:28,640
This is what I'm talking about, Officer.
1148
00:57:28,660 --> 00:57:30,410
- He's constantly spouting off.
- BLANCA: You know what?
1149
00:57:30,430 --> 00:57:32,416
Why don't you make like your
hairline and disappear?
1150
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:35,100
- You know, you need to calm down.
- Deaf and blind.
1151
00:57:35,180 --> 00:57:36,736
OFFICER: You know what, I can't
arrest you for being here,
1152
00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:38,416
- but I can arrest you for your mouth.
- What?
1153
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:40,486
That's right. You're under
arrest for disturbing the peace.
1154
00:57:40,510 --> 00:57:43,970
- Turn around.
- [PEOPLE CHEERING]
1155
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:45,210
Get her out.
1156
00:57:45,310 --> 00:57:48,250
- All right, Officer.
- [WHOOPS]
1157
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:54,220
What the fuck are you looking at, bitch?
1158
00:57:54,320 --> 00:57:55,720
MAN: I think it likes you.
1159
00:57:56,420 --> 00:57:58,220
Man, fuck you.
1160
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:01,230
What's up? You pissed that her
dick is bigger than yours?
1161
00:58:01,330 --> 00:58:03,680
- [MAN LAUGHS]
- OFFICER: Rodriguez.
1162
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:04,980
You made bail.
1163
00:58:05,200 --> 00:58:07,440
Wait, somebody bailed me out?
1164
00:58:08,940 --> 00:58:10,130
Who?
1165
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:12,760
ELEKTRA: That is Caron Poivre, darling.
1166
00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:16,340
Mmm, I've never smelled a
perfume like that before.
1167
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:18,240
Well, of course you haven't.
1168
00:58:18,340 --> 00:58:20,380
It cost $100 an ounce.
1169
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:22,450
I don't believe that the
ladies of the evening
1170
00:58:22,550 --> 00:58:24,879
that come through here
or the girls in the bars
1171
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:26,339
you frequent in Newark
1172
00:58:26,340 --> 00:58:29,720
can afford such a luxurious aroma.
1173
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:33,760
Elektra?
1174
00:58:34,080 --> 00:58:36,560
Ah, there she is.
1175
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:40,080
This one is a relation
of my housekeeper.
1176
00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:43,099
The poor woman was
inconsolable about her arrest,
1177
00:58:43,100 --> 00:58:44,780
so I volunteered to be of assistance.
1178
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:47,100
And she's an expert with my delicates.
1179
00:58:47,210 --> 00:58:48,700
How could I say no?
1180
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:50,920
A true pleasure, Officer.
1181
00:58:51,180 --> 00:58:53,420
I do love a man in uniform.
1182
00:58:53,500 --> 00:58:55,199
Perhaps I'll call on you one evening
1183
00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:57,560
if I'm in the neighborhood
and in need of some company.
1184
00:58:57,920 --> 00:58:59,660
Any time, sweetheart.
1185
00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:06,860
Let's go.
1186
00:59:07,020 --> 00:59:08,990
Well, this is a surprise.
1187
00:59:09,090 --> 00:59:10,319
You're lucky that I
have a gentleman friend
1188
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:12,900
who understands my needs in
terms of walking-around money.
1189
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,240
Though don't expect the same
kindness in the future.
1190
00:59:15,270 --> 00:59:16,920
You just cost me half
my weekly allowance,
1191
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:18,279
and it's only fucking Tuesday.
1192
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:20,270
Yeah, but why? Why did you help me out?
1193
00:59:20,370 --> 00:59:21,660
Why do you think?
1194
00:59:21,760 --> 00:59:22,960
There's my car.
1195
00:59:23,020 --> 00:59:24,979
Because you understand
what I'm trying to do
1196
00:59:24,980 --> 00:59:26,280
by getting into this bar.
1197
00:59:27,720 --> 00:59:29,280
Have you lost your mind?
1198
00:59:29,380 --> 00:59:31,960
Did you not see me back
there with that policeman?
1199
00:59:32,220 --> 00:59:34,640
I can gain access to any
bar or country club
1200
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:36,350
or department store in this city.
1201
00:59:36,420 --> 00:59:38,480
Your struggle is not my struggle.
1202
00:59:38,620 --> 00:59:40,570
My struggle is that I was defeated
1203
00:59:40,580 --> 00:59:41,619
at the balls last weekend.
1204
00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:43,880
Because you're so distracted
with this silliness,
1205
00:59:43,940 --> 00:59:46,300
I have remained in a
temporary humiliation.
1206
00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:49,200
You are not being beaten
within an inch of your life
1207
00:59:49,300 --> 00:59:51,980
in that jail because I need you
to be at the ball tomorrow night
1208
00:59:52,020 --> 00:59:53,680
so I can reclaim my honor.
1209
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,860
And you will be there, bitch.
1210
00:59:56,900 --> 00:59:58,700
So that's all that matters to you?
1211
01:00:00,660 --> 01:00:02,310
That is our place.
1212
01:00:02,410 --> 01:00:03,920
Our community.
1213
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:07,120
The balls were created so we
would have somewhere to matter.
1214
01:00:07,240 --> 01:00:10,220
If you have any aspirations
to become a legendary mother,
1215
01:00:10,320 --> 01:00:12,880
you'll get it in your skull that
while there are many places
1216
01:00:12,940 --> 01:00:15,430
for us to find love and
adoration in the outside world,
1217
01:00:15,660 --> 01:00:17,739
in this life, yes,
1218
01:00:17,740 --> 01:00:20,220
the balls are all that matters.
1219
01:00:21,540 --> 01:00:23,740
Is your driver going uptown?
1220
01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:24,919
Yes.
1221
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:27,080
Subway's two blocks away.
1222
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:39,070
["AIN'T NOTHIN' GOIN' ON BUT THE
RENT" BY GWEN GUTHRIE PLAYING]
1223
01:00:39,170 --> 01:00:42,400
♪ Bill collectors at my door ♪
1224
01:00:43,280 --> 01:00:45,510
♪ What can you do for me? ♪
1225
01:00:47,740 --> 01:00:49,020
♪ Hey... ♪
1226
01:00:56,540 --> 01:00:57,820
Hey, I heard you was here.
1227
01:00:57,920 --> 01:00:59,590
Can we talk?
1228
01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:03,560
Can we talk?
1229
01:01:03,790 --> 01:01:05,930
I heard you the first time.
1230
01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:10,160
What you want?
1231
01:01:10,240 --> 01:01:12,140
I want to start over.
1232
01:01:13,020 --> 01:01:15,300
You clearly didn't
appreciate my presence.
1233
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:16,950
My absence shouldn't be any different.
1234
01:01:16,970 --> 01:01:18,879
That's not true. Look,
1235
01:01:18,880 --> 01:01:20,220
I like you
1236
01:01:20,340 --> 01:01:22,880
and I'd like to invite you out,
1237
01:01:22,980 --> 01:01:25,460
but it's not a date, just
two friends hanging out.
1238
01:01:25,880 --> 01:01:27,220
Tuesday night?
1239
01:01:27,650 --> 01:01:28,760
I'm busy.
1240
01:01:28,780 --> 01:01:30,980
Fine. Wednesday night?
1241
01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:32,500
I have tickets to the ballet.
1242
01:01:32,750 --> 01:01:34,720
[LAUGHING]: The ballet?
1243
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:37,580
Hell nah.
1244
01:01:37,860 --> 01:01:40,790
♪ 'Cause nothin' from nothin'... ♪
1245
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:44,300
I thought the same thing,
1246
01:01:44,340 --> 01:01:47,080
but I went and...
1247
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:50,700
it opened me up.
1248
01:01:50,810 --> 01:01:53,740
The freedom I saw on that stage!
1249
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:56,360
I mean, those dancers weren't
dancing with the music.
1250
01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:58,600
They were the music.
1251
01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:02,040
Not interested.
1252
01:02:02,060 --> 01:02:05,690
♪ If you wanna be with me... ♪
1253
01:02:05,790 --> 01:02:07,590
I thought you wanted a
different kind of life.
1254
01:02:07,790 --> 01:02:10,790
♪ You got to have a J-O-B... ♪
1255
01:02:10,890 --> 01:02:12,339
I mean, maybe
1256
01:02:12,340 --> 01:02:14,440
this is the beginning of something new.
1257
01:02:14,500 --> 01:02:16,360
♪ No romance without finance... ♪
1258
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:20,120
Look, I'll be in front
of the Roosevelt Hall
1259
01:02:20,200 --> 01:02:22,160
Wednesday at 6:30.
1260
01:02:24,100 --> 01:02:27,660
Attire's kind of fancy, so
no jeans or shell tops,
1261
01:02:27,740 --> 01:02:29,440
in case you decide to show up.
1262
01:02:31,710 --> 01:02:36,440
♪ 'Cause nothin' from
nothin' leaves nothin' ♪
1263
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:39,920
♪ You got to have somethin'
if you wanna be with me ♪
1264
01:02:40,020 --> 01:02:42,690
♪ Oh, life is too serious ♪
1265
01:02:42,790 --> 01:02:45,280
♪ Love's too mysterious ♪
1266
01:02:45,340 --> 01:02:49,480
♪ A fly girl like me needs security. ♪
1267
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:55,320
The category is...
1268
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:58,770
Femme Queen in Pumps.
1269
01:02:58,870 --> 01:03:00,940
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
1270
01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:03,980
Now, this is not a face category.
1271
01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:06,850
This is to show that you
can cross the threshold
1272
01:03:06,950 --> 01:03:09,060
into the Four Seasons
1273
01:03:09,140 --> 01:03:11,320
or to the bar at the St. Regis
1274
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:14,960
or tip up and down Fifth Avenue
1275
01:03:15,040 --> 01:03:16,580
and never stumble,
1276
01:03:16,640 --> 01:03:18,580
wobble or show fear.
1277
01:03:20,500 --> 01:03:24,260
Miss Kiki Pendavis,
your heels are too low
1278
01:03:24,280 --> 01:03:26,240
and your hips have no flow.
1279
01:03:26,260 --> 01:03:28,599
Please remove yourself from the premises
1280
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:29,919
and do not return
1281
01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:33,000
until you're in some goddamn stilts
1282
01:03:33,040 --> 01:03:34,919
because as we all know,
1283
01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:37,780
six inches is the minimum.
1284
01:03:37,910 --> 01:03:40,750
♪ Strange ♪
1285
01:03:40,850 --> 01:03:43,980
♪ I've seen that face before ♪
1286
01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:47,700
♪ Seen ♪
1287
01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:51,240
♪ Him hanging 'round my door ♪
1288
01:03:52,660 --> 01:03:55,760
♪ Like a hawk... ♪
1289
01:03:55,860 --> 01:03:58,400
Ladies and gentlemen, clear
the floor. Clear the floor.
1290
01:03:58,420 --> 01:04:00,770
I need the floor cleared
of all contestants.
1291
01:04:00,870 --> 01:04:02,459
I have just gotten word
1292
01:04:02,460 --> 01:04:04,660
that it is time for a rematch
1293
01:04:04,740 --> 01:04:07,220
between the legendary House of Abundance
1294
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:09,940
and the upstart House of Evangelista.
1295
01:04:10,220 --> 01:04:12,960
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
1296
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:17,200
Now, if my memory serves me correct,
1297
01:04:17,300 --> 01:04:19,750
each has one win.
1298
01:04:19,850 --> 01:04:23,820
Who will be the best out of three?
1299
01:04:23,930 --> 01:04:26,960
Ah, here she comes,
1300
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:29,299
freshly sprung
1301
01:04:29,300 --> 01:04:31,820
from her night in the clink.
1302
01:04:31,970 --> 01:04:33,760
Yes, you do belong, darling,
1303
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:36,800
walking like you were
born in a stiletto.
1304
01:04:36,910 --> 01:04:39,480
[CHEERING]
1305
01:04:39,770 --> 01:04:41,870
What have we here?
1306
01:04:41,980 --> 01:04:43,940
[AUDIENCE SHOUTING]
1307
01:04:46,750 --> 01:04:48,950
Is it Aphrodite?
1308
01:04:49,050 --> 01:04:51,260
Is it the goddess Athena?
1309
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:52,750
[AUDIENCE CHEERING, SHOUTING]
1310
01:04:52,820 --> 01:04:55,990
♪ With anyone who wants ♪
1311
01:04:57,660 --> 01:04:59,860
♪ Strange ♪
1312
01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:03,440
♪ He's standing there alone ♪
1313
01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:06,670
♪ Staring eyes... ♪
1314
01:05:06,770 --> 01:05:08,830
PRAY TELL [DISTANTLY]:
Who are we to stand
1315
01:05:08,940 --> 01:05:10,480
in this woman's presence?
1316
01:05:10,580 --> 01:05:12,339
How could we possibly
1317
01:05:12,340 --> 01:05:14,340
deserve to bear witness
1318
01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:16,579
to all that the
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01:05:16,580 --> 01:05:18,580
goddess Elektra is bringing forth
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on this evening?
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01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:22,059
There is no way this bitch
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01:05:22,060 --> 01:05:24,420
is getting her heel stuck in a grate.
1323
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:28,560
Judges, please, it's time to score.
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For Miss Blanca,
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01:05:29,780 --> 01:05:33,020
ten, ten, nine, nine.
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A respectable score.
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01:05:35,700 --> 01:05:37,930
And now, for the legend Elektra,
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01:05:38,030 --> 01:05:41,700
ten, ten, ten, ten.
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Perfection.
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01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:44,480
Grand prize, Elektra.
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01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:46,770
First runner-up, Miss Blanca.
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[AUDIENCE SHOUTING]
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AUDIENCE [CHANTING]:
Elektra! Elektra! Elektra!
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01:05:55,020 --> 01:05:58,460
Elektra! Elektra! Elektra!
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01:05:58,720 --> 01:06:01,650
[AUDIENCE SHOUTING]
1336
01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:05,690
Elektra! Elektra! Elektra!
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01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:14,030
[GRIEG'S "IN THE HALL OF THE
MOUNTAIN KING" PLAYING]
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01:06:16,840 --> 01:06:18,320
STAN: You know what it is?
1339
01:06:18,340 --> 01:06:19,710
- No.
- You don't?
1340
01:06:19,810 --> 01:06:20,910
- No.
- Can you see?
1341
01:06:21,010 --> 01:06:22,910
- [LAUGHING]: No.
- [LAUGHS]
1342
01:06:23,010 --> 01:06:24,980
Where are we going?
1343
01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:26,580
[IMITATES TIRES SCREECHING]
1344
01:06:28,050 --> 01:06:29,620
On the count of three, okay?
1345
01:06:29,700 --> 01:06:31,280
- Okay.
- Three.
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01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:38,060
- Thank you.
- You're welcome, babe.
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01:06:41,860 --> 01:06:44,420
[DOOR OPENS]
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01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:56,780
["IN THE HALL OF THE
MOUNTAIN KING" CONTINUES]
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01:07:23,670 --> 01:07:25,810
♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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01:08:09,340 --> 01:08:12,580
♪ ♪
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01:08:19,100 --> 01:08:22,700
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