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Half catty of tender beef
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Are they fresh?
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Give me more green
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Fanny, just help us
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You know
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A has conflicts with B and C dislikes D
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They don't play if you're not here
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We always lack one
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No, I was scolded by husband many times
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He doesn't allow me to play outside
in the afternoon
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How does he know when you're back at 5?
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I act like luring other guys. No
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Don't you know? It feels like hands
being bitten by bugs...
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Itchy, irresistible!
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I know
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It's good
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Your husband don't get back for days
so often!
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No, He said he's in Macau and
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will be back before 5
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That's fine. You go back at 6
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He never knows it
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I'm coming!
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Fanny's gonna play!
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Coming
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Wait!
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They're hurried to lose. I'm coming!
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1 Dot
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What did you discard?
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8 Dots
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Chow
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2 Characters
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No,,,
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I must stop you winning
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You've won me for 9 days...4 Dots, right?
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Then I'll throw 1 Dot
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How many times have I taught you?
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Throw 1 to lure 4. It's fake for sure
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Then I'm gonna Pong it
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Self-made. Purity!
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Self-made, Semipure and All Bangos!
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Stop...Stop...
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Self-made, Green Dragon and 1s-and-9s!
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You win again! How can we beat you?
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Honey
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You're not home?
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Sure. I'm buying some fruit
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I'm going back very soon
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You can drink the soup when you're back
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Fanny, The papaya's so fresh today
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Yes...talk to you later
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I fear they'll cheat me
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Bye
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My god,,,end today,,,
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How about this? How about this?
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Hold it and count next day, Bye!
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You place the tiles randomly on purpose?
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No. I have no glasses today
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1 tile to win
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Waiting for which ones?
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Here
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1 and 4 Dots?
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No
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Let me help you
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Self-made!
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My husband
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'"Making'" with your husband will do
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You pervert!
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Oh masturbation, just like celebration
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Don't you know that?
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He doesn't allow me to play outside
in the afternoon
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I'm gonna make the soup at home
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Mr. Wong. You're back
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Damn
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Husband's faster than me
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Excuse me
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Excuse me! Already one here?
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(Wet paint)
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I gotta get back faster than him
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Darling
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Shit! Must be playing Mahjong outside
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Honey, you're back
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We'll have dinner after shower
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I won't eat at home tonight
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Why?
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I'm following the Demon to run
gambling ships, you know
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He invited a renowned Korean guest
over for dinner...
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and told me to go with you
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Sure. We seldom go out together
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This is Fanny, my wife
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This is my boss, the Demon
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Hi, the Demon
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Take a seat
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Johnnie said you excel at Mahjong
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Thanks. I just play it for fun
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So humble
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My smaller sister, Curvy
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It's heard your master is that famous
Three Tiles
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And Fei's your senior sister. Also famous
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You're not an ordinary player at all
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I haven't seen him for long, too
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Really?
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Right. I've met the Korean guest
to have dinner
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He's known as Macho
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The Korean Queen of Mahjong
Dealer, comes with him
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Dealer?
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It's heard that she wins
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366 consecutive games...
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and won the whole building
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The Demon
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Macho
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Where's Dealer?
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Please
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The Demon
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Nice to meet you
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Let me introduce to you
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My new follower Johnnie and
his husband Fanny
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Why don't we play Mahjong now?
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What do you think, Dealer?
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I must listen to you
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I'm so worried about you all
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Self-made with Purity in the
very beginning
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I'm so sorry about that
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I just thought you're an expert
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You take one more tile with
each hand only
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I don't know what you're talking about
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One more game...
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How come? Just a few tiles?
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Really?
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1 3 tiles per player. Too Few!
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Go
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It hurts!
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I could see nothing.
Jun, where are you?
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You think you can go this easy?
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You fakers
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Where're you from?
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Sorry...I am '"Korean'"...
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This is my surname
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What the hell! Dare cheat me in my home?
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Break their hands and legs
Take out all their money
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Then throw them down the hill!
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No...help...
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I'm blind now. I could see nothing
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Give me a chance...
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Jun, I am blind now
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Please let me use your eyes
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Go to hell!
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Cheers!
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What a joke! A faker
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Fanny, you're quite skilful
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Thanks so much
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What about your sex skills?
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Lick it, honey
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Dare play tricks with me?
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Go say sorry to her!
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You'll never get out if you don't!
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Let it go. She's our guest anyway
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Sit down
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You made me lose face!
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That gal has been touching your leg...
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and nestled her tits on you
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You think I'll get raped?
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Don't be childish
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I'm working for the Demon
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Great chance to get rich
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He has more than 10 ballrooms
and several ships
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He's well known in the society
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Anyway, I don't like that gal!
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I'm not arguing with you. Get back home
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Honey
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1 0
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1 5, 1 0
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Drink it
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You know how to mix? I've told you
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Much more ice and water
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much bigger straw and stick
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And a little bit of wine
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It doesn't make them excited
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You fool. What excited?
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Who pays the bill if they're all drunk?
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And when the soccer match
reaches the climax
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go mix the wine with water
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3 become 4...
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No, 1 becomes 4
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They won't care when they're gambling
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Brother
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Sister. Come to visit me suddenly?
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Where's your husband?
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Leave it alone, I quarreled with him
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Give me 2 glasses of Long Island
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But you love her so much!
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He fxxked me off
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You're his wife...
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It's reasonable that he fxxked you
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He's working for that Demon these days
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And his sister's sexy
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Has been flirting with husband
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I was aggravated so I played
tricks on her
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But then I was just shouted by him
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You're wrong
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Guys gotta have social intercourse
at work
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Work for gambling ships only
but not as a gigolo
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Not? Many customers come here,,,
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just because of me
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Coz the waitress here are sexy
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It's not you
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Not me?
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Gals attract randy guys, and I...
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I attract randy gals
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What?
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I gotta mimick sexy actors
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What's wrong with this world?
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Boss,,,
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That blockhead bought 6 dozens of beers
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6 dozens? Use them to have a shower?
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It's not your business,
He did pay for it
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He'll buy much when you say
he's handsome
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Where's he? Right there
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Sai, do you know you make
my heart throbbed...
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every time you're here?
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I fear I'd have heart attack
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Many gals have been fascinated
for years
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by me for years
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Sure. So have I
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Excuse me
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Let me introduce to you
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I'm practicing drama here
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She's one of the members
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The drama's called '"Loose in Morals'"...
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which is about criticizing this
immoral society
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This is my wife, Fei
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This is Miss Virtuous Nope.
She's a nurse
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Hi!
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Nurse?
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You must be responsible for breast-feed!
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Darling...it's public area
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Don't use so much force, Be tender
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Nurse?
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Bastard,,,
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That cruel?
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'"Loose in Morals'"? Nurse?
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Nurse? '"Loose in Morals'"?
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Senior sister Who?
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Remember me? I'm Fanny
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Fanny?
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Come on, help me
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Sure
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Help!
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Long time no see, Fanny
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I seldom come out after I got married
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Really? How about you?
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Me? I've got married
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Where's your husband?
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My husband?
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Please forgive me
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We're beating your husband?
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Doesn't matter. I've beaten him
for a year and he's fine
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Trample on him!
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Really? Yes
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Do you know our master reaches
80 some days later?
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Really? Sure
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I do wanna see him
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OK. Let's have dinner on Saturday at 8
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Does he have new apprentices?
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There's one
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She's called Love. Cute gal!
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I haven't heard of it!
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Go to die!
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Something to do. I'm going
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OK
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What're you doing?
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The name '"Love'" makes me fall
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a half in love at once!
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Take me there
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Let me drive you
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Fanny, you go first
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I'll park the car and come
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On the top floor. Gotta walk the stairs
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No problem. I can even sacrifice
for a pretty gal
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Why do you beep? I saw the space first
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I must have let you come originally
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What did you say?
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I've waited for 10 minutes here!
283
00:17:11,096 --> 00:17:14,827
But there's a super cute gal upstairs
284
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:16,291
You're out of luck
285
00:17:16,535 --> 00:17:17,627
Leave here!
286
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:20,437
It's OK if I give you the space
287
00:17:21,573 --> 00:17:22,972
But I have a disease
288
00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:26,004
Hand moving disease
289
00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:29,711
Luckily I have lots of keys
290
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:33,317
No! No,,,
291
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,486
And your car is beautiful
292
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,456
No...it's dangerous...
293
00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:39,247
What? You think you're Ronaldino?
294
00:17:39,491 --> 00:17:40,287
What? You think you're Ronaldino?
295
00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:41,320
You think I'm scared?
296
00:17:41,527 --> 00:17:42,824
No
297
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:44,726
It's my advice only
298
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:45,962
Wait and see!
299
00:17:56,975 --> 00:17:57,964
Please drink the tea
300
00:17:58,143 --> 00:17:59,235
Good
301
00:18:03,315 --> 00:18:04,509
Good
302
00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:11,255
It's for you
303
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:13,789
Wish you self-made forever
304
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:15,354
Thank you, master
305
00:18:16,595 --> 00:18:17,425
Come here
306
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,086
Me also? Of course
307
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:23,363
I, Chi Mo Sai, hope you'll live
a hundred years
308
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,297
Have you had one more apprentice?
309
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:26,870
Where's it?
310
00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:28,801
Where's Love?
311
00:18:28,974 --> 00:18:31,772
That dude always go out
Maybe she's coming
312
00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:40,311
I wanna kill!
313
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:41,814
Who aggravated you?
314
00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:45,150
An extremely ugly man took
my parking space
315
00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:46,585
I feared he'd spoil my car
316
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,121
so I parked far away!
317
00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:49,794
Let it go. You've parked the car
318
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,429
You can gain no matter
319
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:54,463
how many tiles you change
320
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,131
Let me scold him with you
321
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:57,029
OK
322
00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:01,234
Calm down, 8th junior sister
323
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,374
Let me introduce
324
00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:06,311
She's Fanny, 7th junior sister
325
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:08,671
7th senior sister
326
00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:10,514
Master talk about you so often
327
00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:12,445
He said among all apprentices
328
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,046
You've got the highest potential
329
00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:16,914
Really? Thanks so much, master
330
00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:18,419
I'm just playing with a little money...
331
00:19:18,590 --> 00:19:20,888
with other wives
332
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,492
A little money cheers you up
333
00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:26,095
Mahjong is a game, not a weapon
334
00:19:26,365 --> 00:19:27,730
What you do now is right
335
00:19:28,367 --> 00:19:31,768
8th sister hasn't finished
learning Mahjong
336
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:35,736
but she masters another technique
337
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:37,307
What technique?
338
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:42,011
To deal with wolves, bandits...
339
00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:44,181
she invents a technique...
340
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:47,682
called '"Life-taking Nip'"
341
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:53,116
Guys who tried it was really hurt
342
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:55,293
I must learn it
343
00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:57,361
It's OK
344
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,828
Go demonstrate it...
345
00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:06,969
Who's willing to demonstrate it with me?
346
00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:13,800
My brother
347
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:17,746
What's wrong with you?
348
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,074
I parked the car on the street
349
00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:19,875
Suddenly somebody threw off a pack
350
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:21,950
of yellow stuff
351
00:20:22,321 --> 00:20:23,310
I just thought it was shit and
352
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:25,820
I touched it, smelt it...
353
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:28,353
Real shit. I'm stinking
354
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:30,926
My car's gotta washed again, Damn!
355
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:42,433
Let me introduce
356
00:20:42,608 --> 00:20:44,838
This is Three Tiles, my master
357
00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:47,111
2nd and 5th senior brother, and...
358
00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:49,746
the one you like most,
8th junior sister, Love
359
00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:57,121
This is your brother?
360
00:20:58,223 --> 00:21:01,488
Sure...
361
00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:03,657
What? You said you wanna meet her
362
00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:05,294
Why look so strange now?
363
00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:06,957
Anyway, many things had just happened...
364
00:21:07,332 --> 00:21:09,197
Tell you later
365
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,264
Did he struggle for the
parking space with you?
366
00:21:11,536 --> 00:21:12,696
He's so handsome, Of course not him
367
00:21:15,073 --> 00:21:18,770
He's so handsome, Of course not him
368
00:21:26,585 --> 00:21:27,279
What?
369
00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:28,646
Let's chat outside
370
00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:30,847
Excuse me
371
00:21:31,923 --> 00:21:33,914
Many gals like to chat with me
372
00:21:40,265 --> 00:21:43,530
I didn't know you're with us,
Sorry for that
373
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,934
Can you...Ieave it apart?
374
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:48,037
What do you think?
375
00:21:52,744 --> 00:21:57,078
Let me...invite you over for dinner, movie
376
00:21:57,282 --> 00:22:00,718
karaoke...and hotel
377
00:22:01,086 --> 00:22:04,715
Many gals want you to do these
but I refused
378
00:22:04,990 --> 00:22:07,788
Is it so...good enough?
379
00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:09,084
Sure
380
00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:11,627
Honestly, if I yell now
381
00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:14,263
About 10 men will get in and finish you
382
00:22:15,133 --> 00:22:16,657
No deal?
383
00:22:17,369 --> 00:22:19,667
Not really, Let me pinch you
384
00:22:19,871 --> 00:22:22,806
Pinch me only? Come on,,,
385
00:22:23,542 --> 00:22:25,305
But it may hurt you
386
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:28,479
A pretty gal pinch you. It's too worthy
387
00:22:28,613 --> 00:22:29,944
Come on
388
00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:37,110
Let's eat
389
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:39,324
Who's crying?
390
00:22:40,158 --> 00:22:41,557
Let's eat now!
391
00:22:43,795 --> 00:22:44,727
Where's my brother?
392
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,621
He wanna look at the view
393
00:22:50,402 --> 00:22:52,165
Dinner time, brother
394
00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:54,369
What's wrong with you?
395
00:22:54,573 --> 00:22:57,940
Her '"Life-taking Nip'"...
396
00:22:58,143 --> 00:23:00,475
It's hard!
397
00:23:00,679 --> 00:23:02,442
Where did you pinch you?
398
00:23:02,948 --> 00:23:04,643
Here,,,
399
00:23:04,983 --> 00:23:05,915
Let me see
400
00:23:07,018 --> 00:23:09,145
No. You must laugh Let me see
401
00:23:09,388 --> 00:23:10,116
No laugh. Promise me
402
00:23:10,288 --> 00:23:12,188
Promise again I promise. Hurry!
403
00:23:14,526 --> 00:23:16,016
You promised me!
404
00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:20,098
Don't let you see
405
00:23:20,298 --> 00:23:24,394
Junior sister's '"Life-taking Nip'"
is great...
406
00:23:24,569 --> 00:23:27,094
Let me see,,,No,,,
407
00:23:28,039 --> 00:23:29,836
How do I face everyone from now on?
408
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:32,339
No,,,
409
00:23:36,181 --> 00:23:39,412
Love, teach 7th senior sister
this technique
410
00:23:39,651 --> 00:23:41,175
Maybe it's useful for her
411
00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:42,081
Yes
412
00:23:42,287 --> 00:23:43,879
Why do you say so, master?
413
00:23:44,122 --> 00:23:46,181
She doesn't look good
414
00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:48,388
I worry if something happens on her
415
00:23:48,593 --> 00:23:51,027
Don't mention it with her
416
00:23:51,396 --> 00:23:52,454
Yes, master
417
00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:04,601
The Demon, you call me here...
418
00:24:04,776 --> 00:24:07,643
to look at you smoking?
419
00:24:08,346 --> 00:24:10,246
Hurried? What gal have you dated?
420
00:24:10,415 --> 00:24:13,145
No. I thought you have something
to talk with me
421
00:24:13,318 --> 00:24:16,651
We run gambling ships together
1 own 70 percent
422
00:24:16,855 --> 00:24:18,720
And we lost 140 million
423
00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:19,879
That means I lost 100 million
424
00:24:20,058 --> 00:24:21,923
I'm totally out of luck these days
425
00:24:22,727 --> 00:24:24,718
Won by 2 Taiwanese guys
426
00:24:24,930 --> 00:24:28,127
Another 2 mainland debtors were killed
427
00:24:28,366 --> 00:24:30,561
I myself have lost several
10 million dollars
428
00:24:31,036 --> 00:24:32,799
It's not my business
429
00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:34,871
The fact's that you manage the ship
and I lost
430
00:24:35,140 --> 00:24:36,630
I wanna earn it back
431
00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:38,666
What do you want to do?
432
00:24:38,977 --> 00:24:40,069
Change the boss
433
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,008
You want me quit?
434
00:24:43,181 --> 00:24:45,672
All of my accountants can't understand
your accounts
435
00:24:45,884 --> 00:24:47,909
I wanna look at it, It's reasonable
436
00:24:48,253 --> 00:24:50,084
Who do you want to be the boss?
437
00:24:50,255 --> 00:24:52,621
Let me introduce, My new follower, Johnnie
438
00:24:53,024 --> 00:24:54,286
Greet him
439
00:24:57,929 --> 00:24:59,419
Never heard of him
440
00:25:00,832 --> 00:25:03,164
Nice to meet you
441
00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:05,099
Bastard
442
00:25:06,137 --> 00:25:09,368
If you don't give me the chance
443
00:25:09,774 --> 00:25:13,266
it's meaningless working together
444
00:25:13,778 --> 00:25:15,712
I'm now taking 40 million
445
00:25:16,281 --> 00:25:19,910
Others are kept by this bootlicker
446
00:25:21,386 --> 00:25:22,353
Don't go
447
00:25:27,058 --> 00:25:28,286
What?
448
00:25:28,493 --> 00:25:29,687
Don't need to trouble you
449
00:25:44,676 --> 00:25:47,975
I finished all your buddies
with 4 million dollars
450
00:25:48,947 --> 00:25:50,437
The remaining...
451
00:25:50,949 --> 00:25:51,916
I'll give you in your next life
452
00:25:54,252 --> 00:25:55,116
You
453
00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:57,778
Put on his jacket for him
454
00:25:57,923 --> 00:26:01,324
Take him into the car and throw him
into the landfill
455
00:26:02,994 --> 00:26:05,861
Well done, man
456
00:26:06,064 --> 00:26:07,895
I didn't know you finished his guys
457
00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:12,394
He treats his followers bad
This is his punishment
458
00:26:13,305 --> 00:26:15,273
I'll give his ship to you and Curvy
459
00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:16,764
Let's keep close contact
460
00:26:22,948 --> 00:26:24,006
How to contact?
461
00:26:32,657 --> 00:26:35,683
What contact...do you want?
462
00:27:23,241 --> 00:27:24,333
Honey
463
00:27:35,820 --> 00:27:37,310
What's wrong with your back?
464
00:27:38,723 --> 00:27:39,815
Fight with others
465
00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:41,151
Fight?
466
00:27:41,793 --> 00:27:44,261
The Demon argued with a traitor
467
00:27:45,296 --> 00:27:47,890
He intended to plot against the Demon
so I fought him...
468
00:27:48,099 --> 00:27:49,259
and I was scratched like this
469
00:27:49,934 --> 00:27:51,993
Men scratch others?
470
00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:53,361
He's mad
471
00:27:53,538 --> 00:27:55,631
The fingernails were so long
472
00:27:55,807 --> 00:27:58,799
How come you've done
such a dangerous thing?
473
00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:03,312
You gotta be fierce to gain
474
00:28:10,555 --> 00:28:13,217
Why don't you find other things to work?
475
00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:15,189
Are you crazy?
476
00:28:15,393 --> 00:28:18,021
I'm doing so well. Why change?
477
00:28:18,596 --> 00:28:21,759
We're gonna live in a big house next month
478
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:25,461
Why move? We're living so well
479
00:28:30,008 --> 00:28:31,566
That's not your business
480
00:28:33,211 --> 00:28:34,371
Enjoy what you have
481
00:28:36,247 --> 00:28:38,977
I'll talk a shower. You go to bed
482
00:28:56,601 --> 00:28:57,533
What's up?
483
00:29:04,242 --> 00:29:05,402
Honey,,,
484
00:29:07,112 --> 00:29:08,875
We haven't done that for long...
485
00:29:11,149 --> 00:29:13,242
I'm tired. I'm sleeping
486
00:29:21,926 --> 00:29:22,858
Sleep
487
00:29:25,063 --> 00:29:27,122
It's a good news you come here
488
00:29:27,365 --> 00:29:29,060
Bring tortoise jelly here?
489
00:29:29,234 --> 00:29:32,362
High-class stuff. $100 each. Eat it
490
00:29:32,537 --> 00:29:35,062
Don't need to be with your husband?
491
00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:37,002
He doesn't come home for a whole week
492
00:29:37,809 --> 00:29:39,242
Something wrong with him
493
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:40,468
He's got to work
494
00:29:41,246 --> 00:29:43,180
He gotta work in the Demon's
gambling ship
495
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:46,080
He should go home no matter
how hard he works
496
00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:49,617
At least drink some soup and see his wife
497
00:29:49,821 --> 00:29:53,018
Even no calls. Must be something wrong
498
00:29:54,392 --> 00:29:55,051
Really?
499
00:29:55,293 --> 00:29:56,487
Does he have sex with you lately?
500
00:29:58,363 --> 00:29:59,830
Problematic
501
00:30:00,198 --> 00:30:02,428
2 months only. Anything wrong?
502
00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:03,430
Anything wrong?
503
00:30:03,601 --> 00:30:04,533
Shit!
504
00:30:06,604 --> 00:30:07,593
Really problematic?
505
00:30:07,906 --> 00:30:09,771
Are you both happy with sexual life?
506
00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:11,165
What's meant by happy?
507
00:30:11,342 --> 00:30:13,139
I give you when he wants. Isn't it happy?
508
00:30:13,278 --> 00:30:14,540
You're living in the 1 8th century?
509
00:30:14,712 --> 00:30:18,409
Women nowadays should be active
510
00:30:18,683 --> 00:30:20,617
Both of you are happy
511
00:30:22,287 --> 00:30:23,345
How often in general?
512
00:30:23,555 --> 00:30:26,422
Once a month. Everybody's the same
513
00:30:26,591 --> 00:30:28,354
I mean orgasm
514
00:30:30,228 --> 00:30:31,661
Talk other stuff
515
00:30:31,896 --> 00:30:33,329
How conservative
516
00:30:33,798 --> 00:30:37,495
It's OK if he's glad. It doesn't matter
517
00:30:38,469 --> 00:30:41,131
So, have you ever...come?
518
00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:45,435
Yes, the first time...
519
00:30:45,910 --> 00:30:47,571
It seemed,,,yes
520
00:30:47,745 --> 00:30:49,144
No,,,
521
00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:51,815
That means you're not satisfied
when you have sex
522
00:30:52,016 --> 00:30:52,880
Satisfied!
523
00:30:53,418 --> 00:30:55,352
When I play Mahjong and self-make
524
00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:57,748
That feeling...makes me satisfied
525
00:30:57,956 --> 00:30:59,048
It's over, senior sister
526
00:30:59,290 --> 00:31:00,723
You do nothing but self-make
527
00:31:00,925 --> 00:31:03,587
You should have creativeness
528
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,557
Give him more stimulation
529
00:31:05,897 --> 00:31:06,864
What do you mean?
530
00:31:07,031 --> 00:31:08,692
Give him more sexual fantasy
531
00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:09,559
I don't understand
532
00:31:09,767 --> 00:31:11,598
Sometimes you pretend to be a nurse...
533
00:31:11,803 --> 00:31:13,794
sometimes a policewoman
534
00:31:14,005 --> 00:31:16,200
This is called '"uniform luring'"
535
00:31:16,441 --> 00:31:19,171
You know what? It's outdated
536
00:31:19,344 --> 00:31:20,003
Outdated?
537
00:31:20,245 --> 00:31:21,337
Just like me
538
00:31:21,646 --> 00:31:25,582
I was called Mary. Men heard it
and soon ran away
539
00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:29,311
Then I changed the name into '"Love'"
540
00:31:30,355 --> 00:31:34,257
Fills men with sexual fantasy
541
00:31:34,492 --> 00:31:36,084
The number of guys who wanna get me...
542
00:31:36,261 --> 00:31:38,195
is uncountable
543
00:31:39,497 --> 00:31:41,294
What should I do? Change my name?
544
00:31:41,499 --> 00:31:42,625
What name is good enough?
545
00:31:44,002 --> 00:31:45,902
You're called '"Love'"...
546
00:31:46,104 --> 00:31:47,401
And you?
547
00:31:47,605 --> 00:31:48,503
'"Loss of Love'"
548
00:31:48,806 --> 00:31:51,331
Great. '"Loss of Love'"
549
00:31:51,542 --> 00:31:54,409
And men should have a sense of pride
550
00:31:54,612 --> 00:31:58,343
When you have sex with him
you gotta pretend to be...
551
00:31:58,950 --> 00:32:00,679
very excited
552
00:32:00,852 --> 00:32:02,877
Then he'll be happy
553
00:32:03,721 --> 00:32:04,745
Let me write them down
554
00:32:07,592 --> 00:32:10,584
Pretend to be a nurse...change name
into '"Loss of Love'"
555
00:32:10,862 --> 00:32:12,830
And, pretend to be...
556
00:32:13,398 --> 00:32:15,059
very excited!
557
00:32:18,736 --> 00:32:19,293
Let's eat
558
00:32:19,504 --> 00:32:20,971
Let's eat,,,
559
00:32:23,975 --> 00:32:26,637
A gang of stupid ass
Wanna get me into jail?
560
00:32:26,844 --> 00:32:29,779
Gotta pay to go to court
561
00:32:31,015 --> 00:32:32,312
Congratulations
562
00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:39,784
Demon, don't think
I don't give you advantage
563
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:40,890
After King of Mahjong Competition
564
00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:42,319
here comes the international
565
00:32:42,527 --> 00:32:44,051
God of Mahjong Contest
566
00:32:44,295 --> 00:32:45,694
This is my strong point
567
00:32:45,997 --> 00:32:47,965
I'm already the representative of Taiwan
568
00:32:48,299 --> 00:32:49,664
Let's win together, do we?
569
00:32:49,901 --> 00:32:50,663
How much does each of us take?
570
00:32:50,868 --> 00:32:53,894
I compete directly
I decide who'll win the game
571
00:32:54,238 --> 00:32:55,967
So you pay it for sure
572
00:32:56,274 --> 00:32:57,434
How advantageous you are!
573
00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:59,735
What the hell, Demon?
574
00:32:59,944 --> 00:33:01,673
You let this gal interrupt us?
575
00:33:03,448 --> 00:33:05,211
She's quite good at Mahjong
576
00:33:05,516 --> 00:33:07,279
She got the right as
representative of Macau
577
00:33:07,485 --> 00:33:10,045
Maybe she'll fight with you
578
00:33:10,254 --> 00:33:11,346
Will she beat me?
579
00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,117
We'll see
580
00:33:14,625 --> 00:33:16,889
My sister was taught by a maestro,,,
581
00:33:17,095 --> 00:33:19,757
for 7 years
582
00:33:19,964 --> 00:33:20,862
3 years ago, my master won
583
00:33:21,199 --> 00:33:23,394
all your money in Japan
584
00:33:23,601 --> 00:33:25,694
I sat behind him, Remember that?
585
00:33:25,937 --> 00:33:27,529
Your master's dead long ago
586
00:33:28,373 --> 00:33:29,738
I forced him to die
587
00:33:31,209 --> 00:33:32,904
He'd been playing with me
for 1 2 consecutive days...
588
00:33:33,111 --> 00:33:34,601
and lose all to me
589
00:33:34,812 --> 00:33:36,803
He lost all the reputation and
soon killed himself
590
00:33:37,782 --> 00:33:39,010
Which means no deal at all?
591
00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:42,676
Don't think of taking advantage from me
592
00:33:44,455 --> 00:33:46,218
Don't regret for it. Go!
593
00:33:52,263 --> 00:33:54,356
The Demon. Let me finish him
594
00:33:54,565 --> 00:33:57,261
No, Maybe I'll cooperate with him later
595
00:33:57,435 --> 00:33:58,265
Leave it alone
596
00:33:59,470 --> 00:34:01,836
Curvy, you also excel in Mahjong?
597
00:34:02,073 --> 00:34:04,871
Don't just think only that bitch can
598
00:34:07,011 --> 00:34:09,605
Take a seat, Johnnie
599
00:34:16,854 --> 00:34:18,685
I know all the stuff between you
and my sister
600
00:34:20,858 --> 00:34:22,086
What do you wanna do?
601
00:34:24,262 --> 00:34:25,092
The Demon...
602
00:34:26,197 --> 00:34:27,824
My sister can't be the 2nd wife
603
00:34:28,099 --> 00:34:30,829
Divorce your wife and marry my sister
604
00:34:31,002 --> 00:34:33,896
or leave Curvy and live with
that thing, but...
605
00:34:34,038 --> 00:34:36,802
this makes me lose face and I won't
let you follow me then
606
00:34:37,642 --> 00:34:38,870
The Demon...
607
00:34:40,445 --> 00:34:42,037
I gotta talk with my mom
608
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,378
No problem
609
00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:45,382
Grandma
610
00:34:46,784 --> 00:34:48,513
Mom! Mom,,,
611
00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:50,346
My son,,,
612
00:34:50,555 --> 00:34:51,647
What have you done with her?
613
00:34:51,856 --> 00:34:53,847
I've talked with her
614
00:34:54,192 --> 00:34:56,217
Curvy's so good
615
00:34:56,461 --> 00:34:59,760
She gave a flat...
616
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,865
and 1 00 gold bars for me
617
00:35:02,066 --> 00:35:04,933
Go kick your wife out
618
00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:09,238
Sure. Go divorce your wife
619
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,806
Get married with Curvy
and we'll soon be relatives
620
00:35:12,009 --> 00:35:14,102
I'll let you run the gambling ship
621
00:35:14,445 --> 00:35:18,176
Think of what? It's a good deal
622
00:35:30,728 --> 00:35:31,922
Mr. Wong
623
00:35:36,734 --> 00:35:41,501
You look sick...what should I do?
624
00:35:41,772 --> 00:35:43,000
Strip off the clothes!
625
00:35:50,081 --> 00:35:52,106
Is it too nasty?
626
00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:56,985
No problem. '"Loss of Love'", go...
627
00:35:59,891 --> 00:36:01,324
What? Power cut?
628
00:36:13,371 --> 00:36:15,100
Mr. Johnnie Wong
629
00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:20,003
The doctor said you're in
critical condition
630
00:36:20,811 --> 00:36:23,177
You must strip off your clothes...
631
00:36:23,881 --> 00:36:27,078
before you're healed up
632
00:36:31,222 --> 00:36:33,486
This is '"Loss of Love'",
your private nurse
633
00:36:33,624 --> 00:36:35,888
Nice to meet you
634
00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:40,057
What're you doing?
635
00:36:42,166 --> 00:36:45,533
You don't like it? I've found
it for days
636
00:37:12,563 --> 00:37:14,929
What's up, honey?
637
00:37:21,105 --> 00:37:22,072
Honey?
638
00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:29,243
Let me talk if you don't want to
639
00:37:30,648 --> 00:37:33,481
He no longer loves you. He loves me
640
00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:36,576
Your grandma...
641
00:37:36,787 --> 00:37:38,220
did agree with it
642
00:37:38,723 --> 00:37:40,350
If you agree,,,
643
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:44,453
This $1 million is fee of divorce
644
00:37:44,662 --> 00:37:45,856
It's that simple
645
00:37:52,536 --> 00:37:55,232
What's wrong with you, honey?
646
00:37:55,673 --> 00:37:56,833
Got a fever?
647
00:37:57,308 --> 00:37:59,105
Why standing still?
648
00:38:05,716 --> 00:38:06,683
What?
649
00:38:14,325 --> 00:38:15,451
Fanny,,,
650
00:38:16,494 --> 00:38:18,519
We now have no love at all
651
00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:23,728
Let's be friends
652
00:38:27,772 --> 00:38:28,602
What?
653
00:38:28,839 --> 00:38:30,966
Friends? No
654
00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:33,610
You can never see her
655
00:38:34,211 --> 00:38:36,111
Or I'll regard it as luring my husband
656
00:38:40,551 --> 00:38:41,643
What?
657
00:38:44,989 --> 00:38:46,320
Tell her
658
00:38:46,791 --> 00:38:48,656
You were just talkative
659
00:38:48,859 --> 00:38:50,190
Why are you look like a dumb?
660
00:38:50,695 --> 00:38:52,253
Talk something
661
00:38:53,964 --> 00:38:55,693
What did you say?
662
00:38:56,534 --> 00:38:58,092
What did you say?
663
00:38:59,370 --> 00:39:02,134
You don't wanna be bad. Let me do it
664
00:39:17,555 --> 00:39:20,820
Stand here for what? Get into the car!
665
00:39:46,317 --> 00:39:50,720
Don't make troubles, Fanny
666
00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:57,357
Shut up
667
00:40:00,097 --> 00:40:03,294
This is the business of this
big-tits and me
668
00:40:13,611 --> 00:40:15,943
Your husband does like my breast
669
00:40:16,781 --> 00:40:19,841
Look at you, Paine and airport
670
00:40:22,319 --> 00:40:25,720
This is Marital Settlement Agreement
671
00:40:25,956 --> 00:40:26,945
Sign it
672
00:40:28,659 --> 00:40:30,149
No daydreaming
673
00:40:33,063 --> 00:40:36,294
It's heard you're an apprentice
of Three Tiles
674
00:40:36,467 --> 00:40:37,900
You excel in playing Mahjong
675
00:40:38,369 --> 00:40:39,301
Mind your own business
676
00:40:40,304 --> 00:40:44,468
Don't say I bully. Let's have a
2-person Mahjong
677
00:40:45,042 --> 00:40:48,478
If I lose, I'll never see your husband
678
00:40:51,315 --> 00:40:54,284
If you lose, sign this
679
00:40:55,553 --> 00:40:56,679
What if you go back on your word?
680
00:40:57,054 --> 00:40:59,852
Then may god give me breast cancer
681
00:41:00,157 --> 00:41:02,455
OK, let's start
682
00:41:03,027 --> 00:41:06,053
2-player Mahjong was popular
in Singapore and Malaysia
683
00:41:06,363 --> 00:41:08,331
During the 60s' and 70s' in Hong Kong...
684
00:41:08,532 --> 00:41:10,363
many people play this, too
685
00:41:10,601 --> 00:41:13,661
Only 2 players means it's not easy to cheat
686
00:41:14,104 --> 00:41:17,505
And there is neither Dots, Bamboos
or Flowers
687
00:41:17,708 --> 00:41:20,438
Every game can win or lose a lot, Exciting
688
00:41:48,405 --> 00:41:49,372
7 Characters
689
00:41:49,573 --> 00:41:50,369
Chow
690
00:41:52,877 --> 00:41:53,707
South
691
00:41:54,678 --> 00:41:55,372
Pong
692
00:42:01,285 --> 00:42:02,252
5 Characters
693
00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:03,587
Chow
694
00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:11,491
I should have Purity
695
00:42:12,129 --> 00:42:16,623
But she gave up 5 and 7 Characters
696
00:42:19,336 --> 00:42:21,804
Will I get lost with East?
697
00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,842
Discarding 9 Characters is safer
698
00:42:26,343 --> 00:42:27,310
9 Characters
699
00:42:30,648 --> 00:42:32,343
I thought you'd throw East
700
00:42:33,817 --> 00:42:35,717
How do you know I have East?
701
00:42:37,054 --> 00:42:41,923
My master was a maestro in Japan
702
00:42:42,426 --> 00:42:44,724
I can remember where all 1 44 tiles
are placed
703
00:42:44,962 --> 00:42:47,362
60 tiles...is nothing
704
00:42:52,036 --> 00:42:55,836
This East...I'll wait for you
705
00:43:00,945 --> 00:43:05,075
4 Happiness, waited for 9 Characters!
706
00:43:05,416 --> 00:43:11,719
9 Characters...anything to say?
707
00:43:20,965 --> 00:43:24,059
Accept the result. You said that
708
00:43:28,205 --> 00:43:29,399
Sign it
709
00:43:42,052 --> 00:43:43,519
Here's $1 million
710
00:43:47,124 --> 00:43:48,148
I don't want it
711
00:43:53,931 --> 00:43:55,296
I'm going
712
00:43:58,969 --> 00:43:59,833
Johnnie
713
00:44:02,706 --> 00:44:04,606
Candy, Mandy Yes
714
00:44:05,275 --> 00:44:07,800
Fanny feels bad now
715
00:44:07,945 --> 00:44:09,845
Go look after her
716
00:44:10,014 --> 00:44:11,276
Yes
717
00:44:17,554 --> 00:44:18,213
Get out!
718
00:44:18,422 --> 00:44:21,323
Boss told us to look after you!
719
00:44:53,490 --> 00:44:56,982
Sai, I think you look so much
like Andy Lau
720
00:44:57,161 --> 00:44:58,321
Which part?
721
00:44:58,462 --> 00:44:59,929
Look
722
00:45:00,097 --> 00:45:01,724
Cover your nose and mouth...
723
00:45:02,266 --> 00:45:03,756
and left eye as well
724
00:45:04,768 --> 00:45:07,362
Look, The wrinkles're so much like him
725
00:45:07,604 --> 00:45:09,003
Really
726
00:45:10,174 --> 00:45:11,698
A bit
727
00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:12,842
6 more dozens
728
00:45:13,010 --> 00:45:13,806
OK
729
00:45:23,187 --> 00:45:26,748
How can you tolerate your wife's fist?
730
00:45:27,424 --> 00:45:29,654
I've already got used to it
731
00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:32,192
She keeps beating, I keep playing...
732
00:45:32,362 --> 00:45:34,330
until I die
733
00:45:35,799 --> 00:45:37,528
Men,,,
734
00:45:37,801 --> 00:45:40,793
usually go home
after they've played outside...
735
00:45:41,004 --> 00:45:43,666
unless he's ruthless
736
00:45:44,141 --> 00:45:48,407
I have just met a ruthless...
737
00:45:52,750 --> 00:45:54,843
What's wrong, sister?
738
00:45:57,287 --> 00:46:02,315
I lost my husband,,,in a Mahjong game
739
00:46:02,693 --> 00:46:04,024
Bet on husband?
740
00:46:04,228 --> 00:46:05,388
Introduce to my wife
741
00:46:05,562 --> 00:46:06,620
Shut up!
742
00:46:09,666 --> 00:46:11,258
I wanna use it for a while!
743
00:46:13,804 --> 00:46:15,032
Sister, no...
744
00:46:15,272 --> 00:46:23,805
I wanna die...please let me die...
745
00:46:25,149 --> 00:46:26,582
Where's the knife?
746
00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:28,047
Where's the knife?
747
00:46:30,020 --> 00:46:31,783
Give me back the knife!
748
00:46:34,892 --> 00:46:35,950
What?
749
00:46:36,293 --> 00:46:39,820
Let me die,,,
750
00:46:41,265 --> 00:46:42,994
Or I'm gonna crash myself into the wall!
751
00:46:44,301 --> 00:46:45,290
Stand it...
752
00:46:51,575 --> 00:46:52,906
Can you stand it?
753
00:46:53,110 --> 00:46:54,509
Gotta stand it even if we can't
754
00:46:57,514 --> 00:46:59,345
Sister! Where're you going?
755
00:47:01,318 --> 00:47:02,250
What's wrong?
756
00:47:02,886 --> 00:47:04,649
I can't stand it,,,
757
00:47:07,357 --> 00:47:12,021
Take it easy...
758
00:47:26,977 --> 00:47:28,604
Cool it...
759
00:47:29,880 --> 00:47:31,973
Why do you wanna kill yourself?
760
00:47:32,416 --> 00:47:34,475
I love Johnnie very much
761
00:47:36,620 --> 00:47:38,952
Is it worthy dying for such a guy?
762
00:47:39,189 --> 00:47:40,520
He should be chopped into pieces
to feed the dogs
763
00:47:41,959 --> 00:47:43,893
He's worth nothing
764
00:47:44,127 --> 00:47:45,389
The sis of the Demon...
765
00:47:46,897 --> 00:47:48,262
wants to kill you
766
00:47:54,204 --> 00:47:56,263
You know it so early?
767
00:47:56,406 --> 00:47:58,499
Senior sister. We're on your side
768
00:47:58,675 --> 00:48:01,200
You have our support
769
00:48:01,445 --> 00:48:02,935
They should die, not you!
770
00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:06,038
Sure...
771
00:48:06,984 --> 00:48:08,474
What should I do?
772
00:48:08,652 --> 00:48:11,018
What should I do then?
773
00:48:11,355 --> 00:48:13,380
Mahjong can cure any diseases
774
00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:15,286
My would-be husband was killed
and I wanted to be with him
775
00:48:15,959 --> 00:48:19,360
Luckily my pals played Mahjong with me
for a whole week
776
00:48:19,563 --> 00:48:22,794
And I was the dealer for 120 times
777
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,198
The world's so beautiful...
778
00:48:26,470 --> 00:48:27,664
Why go to die?
779
00:48:27,871 --> 00:48:30,339
There must be good guys in the world
780
00:48:30,574 --> 00:48:32,906
How about,,,
781
00:48:33,277 --> 00:48:34,005
being my 2nd wife?
782
00:48:39,516 --> 00:48:42,952
You'll soon rest in peace
783
00:48:44,655 --> 00:48:47,089
No, I am always alerted
784
00:48:47,791 --> 00:48:48,917
So tired
785
00:48:50,327 --> 00:48:52,261
Come here, junior sister...
786
00:48:52,462 --> 00:48:54,396
Let me find some pals here...
787
00:48:54,598 --> 00:48:55,895
to play Mahjong with you
788
00:48:56,099 --> 00:48:58,192
You can relax. Will you?
789
00:48:58,902 --> 00:49:00,563
What type of Mahjong?
790
00:49:00,737 --> 00:49:02,364
You decide it...
791
00:49:03,173 --> 00:49:05,767
Can I win with any kind of Mahjong?
792
00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:08,776
Sure...whatever you want
793
00:49:09,012 --> 00:49:10,070
You decide it
794
00:49:10,347 --> 00:49:11,678
You lose if I lose
795
00:49:11,915 --> 00:49:13,109
OK
796
00:49:13,317 --> 00:49:15,649
Let's look for mates, Go
797
00:49:20,190 --> 00:49:23,387
I've been playing for 10 days
since that day
798
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:26,427
What? Tiles bullying player?
799
00:49:27,731 --> 00:49:28,629
5 Dots
800
00:49:29,399 --> 00:49:30,229
Win!
801
00:49:32,302 --> 00:49:33,826
You've just discarded it
802
00:49:34,037 --> 00:49:35,664
I use it again. You've got no luck
803
00:49:35,906 --> 00:49:37,806
I've 4 times by the same tile in 12 rounds
804
00:49:39,977 --> 00:49:40,966
9 Bamboos
805
00:49:41,144 --> 00:49:43,578
What? This is 7 Bamboos!
806
00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:44,678
I want it. Pong
807
00:49:49,786 --> 00:49:50,480
8 Bamboos
808
00:49:50,620 --> 00:49:52,212
Win! Pure Bamboos!
809
00:49:53,757 --> 00:49:56,954
Are you OK? You're collecting Bamboos...
810
00:49:57,160 --> 00:49:59,560
and give the tile to the lower to win?
811
00:49:59,730 --> 00:50:03,496
You lost so much. Don't go on
812
00:50:05,369 --> 00:50:06,768
After this game
813
00:50:07,304 --> 00:50:09,966
I have been fooled by the tiles
for 10 days
814
00:50:13,343 --> 00:50:15,072
Self-made with 8 Characters!
815
00:50:23,286 --> 00:50:26,278
And I've found that I lost the ability
to self-make
816
00:50:26,456 --> 00:50:29,448
I've never had a self-made
during these 1 0 days
817
00:50:29,659 --> 00:50:30,956
Go take it back
818
00:50:33,597 --> 00:50:35,792
No, I admit I've lost
819
00:50:36,833 --> 00:50:39,768
How much?
820
00:50:40,804 --> 00:50:44,900
The account you've held...
821
00:50:45,108 --> 00:50:46,700
plus today's one...
822
00:50:46,943 --> 00:50:50,140
21 8000
823
00:50:53,750 --> 00:50:57,584
I've just got this. Give you later
824
00:50:57,754 --> 00:50:59,415
No problem
825
00:51:00,690 --> 00:51:04,421
Then...I'm going
826
00:51:09,566 --> 00:51:11,466
Come on, Fanny
827
00:51:11,935 --> 00:51:14,096
Keep $100 to get a taxi
828
00:51:18,408 --> 00:51:20,342
I, Fanny...
829
00:51:20,544 --> 00:51:23,069
had won for years...
830
00:51:24,214 --> 00:51:25,476
But today,,,
831
00:51:26,283 --> 00:51:29,446
today I gotta borrow money to get a taxi
832
00:51:37,060 --> 00:51:39,528
God! Are you fooling me?
833
00:51:50,173 --> 00:51:52,232
Sure. I'm gonna die now
834
00:51:53,243 --> 00:51:57,077
I'm gonna die...
835
00:52:02,652 --> 00:52:05,086
Is that,,,7th senior sister?
836
00:52:05,889 --> 00:52:09,086
You want me die...
837
00:52:10,026 --> 00:52:15,623
My husband has gone, The tiles fool me
838
00:52:18,168 --> 00:52:20,864
Life will always be blue,,,
839
00:52:21,104 --> 00:52:23,629
if I can never self-make!
840
00:52:29,079 --> 00:52:33,015
Is that...big tits meaning everything?
841
00:52:33,917 --> 00:52:35,578
Fanny,,,
842
00:52:36,019 --> 00:52:37,816
Next life,,,
843
00:52:38,088 --> 00:52:41,216
you gotta have big tits
844
00:52:58,575 --> 00:53:00,975
Someone playing Mahjong here?
845
00:53:01,711 --> 00:53:02,939
Is it an illusion?
846
00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:04,912
Master!
847
00:53:05,081 --> 00:53:05,945
You wanna jump off?
848
00:53:06,583 --> 00:53:09,848
Yes, I'm gonna jump off
849
00:53:10,086 --> 00:53:11,576
Are you hurried?
850
00:53:11,755 --> 00:53:14,724
If not, play for a few rounds...
851
00:53:15,058 --> 00:53:16,150
before you jump off
852
00:53:16,393 --> 00:53:17,553
No
853
00:53:17,727 --> 00:53:20,457
No self-made. Every games get lost
by other 3 players
854
00:53:20,664 --> 00:53:24,293
Everybody has both good and bad luck
855
00:53:24,501 --> 00:53:28,062
Good luck comes back soon
856
00:53:28,338 --> 00:53:30,067
I'm totally out of luck now
857
00:53:30,307 --> 00:53:33,367
The worst is only like this
858
00:53:33,577 --> 00:53:34,805
Do you think I'm not poor enough?
859
00:53:35,011 --> 00:53:37,878
You've just lost 200 folds
860
00:53:38,081 --> 00:53:40,276
You can hold them
861
00:53:40,483 --> 00:53:42,644
Do you understand, Fanny?
862
00:53:42,819 --> 00:53:44,810
Master reminds you that,,,
863
00:53:45,088 --> 00:53:47,852
You can take all things back
when you believe
864
00:53:48,091 --> 00:53:49,524
Turn defeat into victory
865
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:51,757
Turn defeat into victory?
866
00:53:53,430 --> 00:53:55,330
I don't want my husband, Give her
867
00:53:55,565 --> 00:53:57,829
No, It's not worthy to get your husband back
868
00:53:58,101 --> 00:53:59,432
But you'd better win him back,,,
869
00:53:59,636 --> 00:54:02,264
and abandon him
Don't let that bitch take advantage
870
00:54:03,373 --> 00:54:05,170
You're right
871
00:54:05,875 --> 00:54:07,740
But I can't beat them
872
00:54:07,944 --> 00:54:10,674
You were married when you haven't
learnt all
873
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:12,814
This is why you lost
874
00:54:12,983 --> 00:54:17,044
I can teach you more if you're
willing to
875
00:54:19,089 --> 00:54:25,289
I wanna self-make!
876
00:54:25,595 --> 00:54:28,655
Fanny, you were married
when you were young
877
00:54:29,165 --> 00:54:32,032
You've only learnt book one
878
00:54:32,235 --> 00:54:34,897
Master, is there book two?
879
00:54:35,071 --> 00:54:36,834
This movie is version 2
880
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,270
There must be something new
881
00:54:39,476 --> 00:54:41,239
What technique then?
882
00:54:41,411 --> 00:54:43,106
'"36 Lessons for Mahjong'"
883
00:54:43,580 --> 00:54:45,571
Lesson 1 :Links between human
and Mahjong
884
00:54:45,782 --> 00:54:48,512
People and Mahjong and communicate
with each other
885
00:54:48,752 --> 00:54:50,686
You can take it as your pet
886
00:54:50,820 --> 00:54:53,482
Treat it well and it'll treat
you well, too
887
00:54:53,690 --> 00:54:56,557
Vice versa
888
00:54:56,793 --> 00:54:59,023
What? Mahjong can bully people?
889
00:54:59,229 --> 00:55:00,594
Of course
890
00:55:01,031 --> 00:55:03,522
If it feels that you're out of luck
891
00:55:03,767 --> 00:55:04,859
it'll fool you
892
00:55:05,035 --> 00:55:08,471
Maybe it'll give you hope at
the beginning
893
00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:11,039
Cool. I can have big win
894
00:55:19,149 --> 00:55:19,740
1 Bamboo
895
00:55:19,916 --> 00:55:20,780
Win
896
00:55:25,188 --> 00:55:26,212
You got good combination?
897
00:55:27,857 --> 00:55:29,222
No...just normal one
898
00:55:47,277 --> 00:55:47,902
9 Characters
899
00:55:51,948 --> 00:55:52,880
9 Characters
900
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:57,084
9 Characters again
901
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:58,919
The tiles keep fooling me
902
00:56:03,493 --> 00:56:05,586
Kick you out
903
00:56:05,929 --> 00:56:06,827
9 Characters...
904
00:56:07,931 --> 00:56:09,125
8 Characters...
905
00:56:12,702 --> 00:56:14,260
Sometimes when you play Mahjong...
906
00:56:14,471 --> 00:56:17,599
You never get what you want
until you abandon it
907
00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:21,139
What should I do then?
908
00:56:21,344 --> 00:56:23,972
You must be determined to win
to make yourself lucky
909
00:56:24,247 --> 00:56:26,112
Let the tiles feel your power...
910
00:56:26,282 --> 00:56:27,909
making them help you
911
00:56:28,084 --> 00:56:29,642
Make myself lucky?
912
00:56:29,853 --> 00:56:31,521
You should win with every possible tiles
913
00:56:31,555 --> 00:56:33,588
no matter how much you gain in each game
914
00:56:33,656 --> 00:56:36,489
Wins will collect luck
915
00:56:36,693 --> 00:56:38,957
Then you'll be luckier and luckier
916
00:56:39,262 --> 00:56:41,321
If you've decided it
917
00:56:41,598 --> 00:56:44,158
you must resist making big win
918
00:56:50,340 --> 00:56:52,706
Great combo! Should I make it big?
919
00:56:53,076 --> 00:56:55,237
Or it's an illusion?
920
00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:01,043
No, I can't do this
921
00:57:02,452 --> 00:57:05,785
Take away 9 Characters
wait for 5 and 8 Dots
922
00:57:07,056 --> 00:57:07,954
9 Characters
923
00:57:10,827 --> 00:57:11,725
8 Dots
924
00:57:12,629 --> 00:57:13,493
Win!
925
00:57:16,699 --> 00:57:18,360
Good. See
926
00:57:21,704 --> 00:57:24,332
You have lost if you can't wait
927
00:57:26,109 --> 00:57:26,541
4 Dots
928
00:57:26,709 --> 00:57:27,505
Win!
929
00:57:29,379 --> 00:57:29,845
6 Characters
930
00:57:30,013 --> 00:57:30,843
Win!
931
00:57:33,583 --> 00:57:34,140
Win!
932
00:57:34,717 --> 00:57:36,981
Self-made finally!
933
00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:38,551
8 Pairs. Win!
934
00:57:39,289 --> 00:57:41,951
We're playing Guangdong Mahjong
Fault Win
935
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,485
Lesson 2:Train your eyes
936
00:57:46,696 --> 00:57:48,129
Can you see what tile it is?
937
00:57:52,936 --> 00:57:54,631
It's so small, How to see?
938
00:57:54,804 --> 00:57:56,066
I have many things that can reflect light
939
00:57:56,272 --> 00:57:58,900
You will see it if you concentrate
940
00:58:01,444 --> 00:58:03,173
So you gotta train your eyes
941
00:58:03,413 --> 00:58:06,348
Men have glasses, lighters...
942
00:58:06,516 --> 00:58:09,212
watches, rings which can reflect light
943
00:58:09,452 --> 00:58:11,249
Women even have earrings...
944
00:58:11,454 --> 00:58:13,012
metal buttons and other personal ornaments
945
00:58:13,223 --> 00:58:15,384
Any place with reflection...
946
00:58:15,592 --> 00:58:17,389
can help you look at the enemy's tiles
947
00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:22,931
Dot Which Dot?
948
00:58:25,802 --> 00:58:28,066
Red and green...
949
00:58:28,304 --> 00:58:28,998
7 Dots!
950
00:58:29,105 --> 00:58:30,003
Cool!
951
00:58:30,940 --> 00:58:32,931
And you gotta watch carefully...
952
00:58:33,109 --> 00:58:35,202
the secret-marked tiles...
953
00:58:35,378 --> 00:58:38,245
These 4 tiles are all secret-marked
954
00:58:38,414 --> 00:58:39,506
What is '"secret-marked'"?
955
00:58:39,782 --> 00:58:41,545
Marks at the long side stands for Red
Green and White Dragons
956
00:58:43,686 --> 00:58:45,711
The short side implies tiles of
4 directions
957
00:58:46,823 --> 00:58:48,688
Marks in the middle means
1s and 9s of all groups
958
00:58:51,327 --> 00:58:52,294
What if there's no marking at all?
959
00:58:52,462 --> 00:58:55,863
That stands for 4s to 7s for sure
960
00:58:55,999 --> 00:58:59,560
She all won without Dots, Characters
and Bamboos
961
00:58:59,769 --> 00:59:02,203
She must have secret-marked
during mixing tiles
962
00:59:11,614 --> 00:59:12,774
Sure...
963
00:59:12,949 --> 00:59:14,712
No wonder her fingernails were filled
with strange paint
964
00:59:14,951 --> 00:59:16,009
Then how to deal with it?
965
00:59:16,219 --> 00:59:18,346
You gotta stop her
when she wanna secret-mark
966
00:59:18,588 --> 00:59:20,021
It's all over if you miss the chance
967
00:59:20,223 --> 00:59:22,020
And how can I move away her tiles?
968
00:59:22,225 --> 00:59:25,524
Practice your hand's power
like one-inch punch in Wing Chun
969
00:59:25,929 --> 00:59:27,590
Lesson 3:Train your hands
970
00:59:32,101 --> 00:59:35,070
Concentrate the power into one point...
971
00:59:35,271 --> 00:59:36,761
and hit it with the edge of the tile
972
00:59:36,973 --> 00:59:39,464
That's the ultimate power
973
00:59:51,721 --> 00:59:53,916
Apart from your eyes and hands...
974
00:59:54,123 --> 00:59:56,284
The key is your will
975
00:59:56,893 --> 00:59:57,723
Will?
976
00:59:57,894 --> 01:00:00,158
Your have more than one enemy
977
01:00:00,363 --> 01:00:02,456
There're still Tony Jaa-Jaa
from Thailand
978
01:00:02,999 --> 01:00:04,864
Mr, Bird from the US
979
01:00:05,068 --> 01:00:06,592
Ichi Kyoko from Japan
980
01:00:06,803 --> 01:00:08,327
Spaghetti from Italy
981
01:00:08,605 --> 01:00:10,266
and Singh from India
982
01:00:10,740 --> 01:00:13,038
And also Tin Gau Goh, our ultimate enemy
983
01:00:16,346 --> 01:00:19,042
You gotta defeat them all before
dealing with Curvy
984
01:00:20,683 --> 01:00:22,207
4 Happiness
985
01:00:22,685 --> 01:00:24,653
Wait for 9 Characters to win
986
01:00:25,321 --> 01:00:26,982
So you must keep yourself
987
01:00:27,223 --> 01:00:28,656
in good condition
988
01:00:28,858 --> 01:00:31,019
We can't let Fanny fight alone
989
01:00:31,527 --> 01:00:33,825
I think we should have 2 more guys
990
01:00:34,030 --> 01:00:35,224
to help her
991
01:00:35,398 --> 01:00:36,831
Let me help her OK
992
01:00:38,134 --> 01:00:39,294
You 2 also
993
01:00:40,570 --> 01:00:41,901
Of course
994
01:00:43,139 --> 01:00:46,302
I'll make love with you if you
enters the finals
995
01:00:46,542 --> 01:00:48,203
If not, then I'll pinch you 20 times
996
01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:51,273
Heaven and hell?
997
01:00:51,514 --> 01:00:52,412
You decide it
998
01:00:54,250 --> 01:00:55,615
I'll go for it
999
01:00:56,853 --> 01:01:00,016
Ladies and gentlemen
God of Mahjong Contest...
1000
01:01:00,189 --> 01:01:03,590
Hong Kong region is going to begin!
1001
01:01:04,494 --> 01:01:07,054
The first round is Guangdong Mahjong
1002
01:01:07,530 --> 01:01:08,394
How are you?
1003
01:01:08,731 --> 01:01:11,063
It's heard that you're out of
luck these days
1004
01:01:11,768 --> 01:01:13,668
Not your business, Get away
1005
01:01:15,204 --> 01:01:17,138
Don't force yourself
1006
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:19,864
Leave some money for the rest
of your life
1007
01:01:20,777 --> 01:01:24,076
You think you're cool? You forget
to zip your trousers up
1008
01:01:26,716 --> 01:01:29,207
We now have our honorable chairman
the Demon
1009
01:01:29,419 --> 01:01:31,182
with his 6 followers...
1010
01:01:31,387 --> 01:01:33,252
as our guests
1011
01:01:36,726 --> 01:01:38,023
We're glad to invite...
1012
01:01:38,227 --> 01:01:42,186
winners of 6 regions
1013
01:01:42,465 --> 01:01:45,662
They're Miss Curvy from Macau
1014
01:01:47,303 --> 01:01:49,794
Miss Ichi Kyoko from Japan
1015
01:01:50,239 --> 01:01:51,228
Nice to meet you
1016
01:01:52,909 --> 01:01:54,968
Mr. Spaghetti from Italy
1017
01:01:55,211 --> 01:01:56,508
Nice to meet you!
1018
01:01:56,946 --> 01:01:59,073
And Singh from India
1019
01:01:59,282 --> 01:02:02,683
With curry and chicken
no danger will happen
1020
01:02:03,319 --> 01:02:07,551
And Tony Jaa-Jaa of course
1021
01:02:14,363 --> 01:02:16,354
And finally, Mr. Bird from America!
1022
01:02:17,133 --> 01:02:19,829
The Contest now starts!
1023
01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:30,569
You promised. If I could enter
the finals, then you'll...
1024
01:02:30,913 --> 01:02:32,437
make love with me...
1025
01:02:37,186 --> 01:02:38,278
Yes!
1026
01:02:45,862 --> 01:02:46,954
How come I have 4 tiles only?
1027
01:02:47,330 --> 01:02:50,163
What? We've got all
1028
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:51,630
So...what does it mean?
1029
01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:53,827
Too Few
1030
01:02:56,105 --> 01:02:57,595
You know what is it?
1031
01:02:58,107 --> 01:02:59,233
Damn
1032
01:03:00,076 --> 01:03:02,306
So what? Play anyway!
1033
01:03:02,445 --> 01:03:03,742
Come on...
1034
01:03:04,147 --> 01:03:04,943
Pong!
1035
01:03:09,519 --> 01:03:13,819
We can win with a poor serial
1036
01:03:14,023 --> 01:03:15,513
Losers are with a poor personality
1037
01:03:23,466 --> 01:03:24,125
East
1038
01:03:26,869 --> 01:03:28,461
Still bullied by the tiles
1039
01:03:29,272 --> 01:03:31,536
When can you stop it?
1040
01:03:32,074 --> 01:03:32,938
East
1041
01:03:34,710 --> 01:03:35,938
East again
1042
01:03:36,512 --> 01:03:38,878
It's fine. I can win next game
1043
01:03:39,215 --> 01:03:41,115
Nothing. Don't be serious
1044
01:03:41,751 --> 01:03:44,015
Why do you laugh? I got self-made
1045
01:03:46,088 --> 01:03:46,986
What did you win with?
1046
01:03:47,156 --> 01:03:47,781
7 Characters
1047
01:03:47,990 --> 01:03:49,048
Fault win
1048
01:03:49,458 --> 01:03:50,356
What?
1049
01:03:50,526 --> 01:03:52,391
You're waiting for 2, 5 and 8 Characters
1050
01:03:54,397 --> 01:03:55,830
I can gain this way?
1051
01:03:56,465 --> 01:03:58,558
Luck's coming
1052
01:04:00,603 --> 01:04:04,266
Come on, friends. We're together again
1053
01:04:05,741 --> 01:04:06,799
You fool
1054
01:04:07,710 --> 01:04:08,438
White Dragon
1055
01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:09,573
Pong!
1056
01:04:12,248 --> 01:04:13,112
1 Dot
1057
01:04:14,750 --> 01:04:15,375
East
1058
01:04:17,186 --> 01:04:18,016
Pong!
1059
01:04:19,422 --> 01:04:21,982
West. Dare Pong again?
1060
01:04:22,258 --> 01:04:24,692
No Pong, but win
1061
01:04:29,265 --> 01:04:32,325
10, 1 1...
1062
01:04:32,501 --> 01:04:34,560
Shit! Too Few again?
1063
01:04:35,805 --> 01:04:38,433
You've played 4 rounds and
Too Few every time?
1064
01:04:38,608 --> 01:04:40,838
Are you fooling us?
1065
01:04:41,444 --> 01:04:42,672
I like to let you win for a while
1066
01:04:42,879 --> 01:04:45,313
Too Few's much better than let you
win over me
1067
01:04:45,648 --> 01:04:47,240
You're not qualified to self-make
1068
01:04:52,855 --> 01:04:54,288
Still 2 tiles fewer?
1069
01:05:00,863 --> 01:05:05,095
It's too good if I have 2 more tiles
1070
01:05:09,438 --> 01:05:13,169
It's good to have 2 more tiles of
9 Characters
1071
01:05:16,312 --> 01:05:19,440
Oh, I think I was not Too Few
1072
01:05:19,615 --> 01:05:20,343
Enough?
1073
01:05:20,549 --> 01:05:21,709
Sure
1074
01:05:25,288 --> 01:05:26,516
I'm drawing a tile
1075
01:05:27,790 --> 01:05:29,189
Oh no, self-made!
1076
01:05:29,392 --> 01:05:30,324
8 Characters!
1077
01:05:32,061 --> 01:05:33,790
Win! Yes!
1078
01:05:36,832 --> 01:05:37,764
10 folds
1079
01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:43,667
Now 8 contestants have entered
the 2nd round
1080
01:05:43,839 --> 01:05:47,172
Lots are drawn and 2 winners'll
come out for each desk
1081
01:05:47,343 --> 01:05:50,107
The ones who get tiles of 4 directions
play on desk 1
1082
01:05:50,313 --> 01:05:53,146
Others play on desk 2
1083
01:05:53,316 --> 01:05:55,216
Taiwan Mahjong will be played
in the last game
1084
01:05:55,451 --> 01:05:57,715
Hope we can play on the same desk
1085
01:05:57,887 --> 01:06:00,412
Aren't you feeling ashamed? Who are you?
1086
01:06:06,329 --> 01:06:07,728
What did you talk with that bitch?
1087
01:06:08,731 --> 01:06:10,130
We were couples...
1088
01:06:10,633 --> 01:06:14,000
I want you to finish her, Understand?
1089
01:06:19,675 --> 01:06:20,471
Self-made!
1090
01:06:20,776 --> 01:06:24,405
Win, 1 1 folds
1091
01:06:24,747 --> 01:06:26,374
I just told you not to play
1092
01:06:28,517 --> 01:06:30,382
Excuse me...I'm going to washroom
1093
01:06:31,887 --> 01:06:33,184
You know each other?
1094
01:06:36,325 --> 01:06:37,849
He was my husband before
1095
01:06:38,094 --> 01:06:40,961
Will you gang up?
1096
01:06:41,430 --> 01:06:42,954
Never
1097
01:06:43,599 --> 01:06:46,466
Do you know? Years ago,,,
1098
01:06:47,069 --> 01:06:49,003
I left mom and dad alone,,,
1099
01:06:50,339 --> 01:06:52,671
and got married with him
1100
01:06:53,576 --> 01:06:55,203
But,,,
1101
01:06:56,912 --> 01:07:01,713
He went off with the Demon's sister
and divorced me...
1102
01:07:02,818 --> 01:07:04,718
and beat me...
1103
01:07:08,057 --> 01:07:12,289
and...want me to be a hooker!
1104
01:07:13,262 --> 01:07:15,958
Son of a bitch!
1105
01:07:16,332 --> 01:07:17,856
Sure Sure
1106
01:07:18,067 --> 01:07:20,035
Less than human,,,
1107
01:07:24,306 --> 01:07:25,830
Crying? Because you're losing?
1108
01:07:32,014 --> 01:07:32,742
1 Dot
1109
01:07:33,582 --> 01:07:34,640
1 Dot
1110
01:07:41,457 --> 01:07:42,355
3 Characters
1111
01:07:43,392 --> 01:07:44,586
3 Characters
1112
01:07:49,665 --> 01:07:50,529
8 Bamboos
1113
01:07:51,333 --> 01:07:52,357
8 Bamboos
1114
01:07:53,135 --> 01:07:54,363
How come you keep stopping me win?
1115
01:07:54,603 --> 01:07:57,231
You bastard. Who else should I beat?
1116
01:08:02,511 --> 01:08:04,274
Don't stop!
1117
01:08:05,314 --> 01:08:07,214
7 Dots...wrong tile...
1118
01:08:07,383 --> 01:08:09,214
Can't get it back!
1119
01:08:13,155 --> 01:08:14,520
How about 6 Dots?
1120
01:08:14,690 --> 01:08:16,180
I don't like Dots
1121
01:08:17,059 --> 01:08:17,957
Again...
1122
01:08:18,394 --> 01:08:19,122
5 Characters
1123
01:08:19,929 --> 01:08:20,953
Can't get that tile back
1124
01:08:21,163 --> 01:08:25,031
What? She discards 5 Characters now
1125
01:08:25,668 --> 01:08:28,000
I'm taking it. Thank you
1126
01:08:31,307 --> 01:08:32,331
2 Bamboos
1127
01:08:33,309 --> 01:08:34,276
Judge!
1128
01:08:37,046 --> 01:08:39,844
They're group together and play
against me
1129
01:08:39,982 --> 01:08:40,812
No
1130
01:08:41,250 --> 01:08:41,944
No
1131
01:08:42,251 --> 01:08:43,343
You can't see that?
1132
01:08:43,519 --> 01:08:46,784
I can just see a guy who divorced
with his wife...
1133
01:08:46,989 --> 01:08:48,320
for money and woman,,,
1134
01:08:48,524 --> 01:08:52,358
and who goes on winning his former
wife without mercy
1135
01:08:55,164 --> 01:08:56,927
Go on! Don't stop!
1136
01:08:57,133 --> 01:08:57,929
9 Characters
1137
01:08:59,001 --> 01:09:02,334
Excuse me. I'm gonna win
1138
01:09:03,005 --> 01:09:04,199
Purity and Plain
1139
01:09:10,412 --> 01:09:11,674
Self-made. 5 folds
1140
01:09:12,715 --> 01:09:14,376
It's the last round. I've been winning
1141
01:09:14,583 --> 01:09:15,550
You're hopeless
1142
01:09:15,751 --> 01:09:17,719
You just won over them...
1143
01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:19,319
but not me
1144
01:09:19,522 --> 01:09:20,614
I have much more money than you
1145
01:09:20,756 --> 01:09:22,451
I have no luck today
1146
01:09:28,030 --> 01:09:29,930
Let's bet more
1147
01:09:30,599 --> 01:09:33,363
If you enter the finals, I'll have
sex with you for 3 times
1148
01:09:34,003 --> 01:09:37,166
Otherwise you gotta let me pinch
you 30 times
1149
01:09:37,439 --> 01:09:39,270
OK
1150
01:09:41,143 --> 01:09:41,905
2 Dots
1151
01:09:45,681 --> 01:09:47,205
The Earth!
1152
01:09:48,484 --> 01:09:51,817
Purity and All Bangos and so on,,,
1153
01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:54,247
More than 180 folds
1154
01:09:54,456 --> 01:09:56,083
I've got much more money than you now
1155
01:09:58,027 --> 01:10:02,964
I'm waiting for you tonight
1156
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,100
Am I a pervert?
1157
01:10:10,472 --> 01:10:12,872
Congratulations...Thanks...
1158
01:10:13,075 --> 01:10:14,633
We've made it
1159
01:10:14,910 --> 01:10:16,241
Very good...
1160
01:10:16,779 --> 01:10:18,269
Thanks so much...
1161
01:10:19,748 --> 01:10:22,080
These are all my assets
1162
01:10:22,418 --> 01:10:24,818
That gal's so pretty.
It's worth that much
1163
01:10:25,154 --> 01:10:27,645
Sure, sure
1164
01:10:37,866 --> 01:10:38,958
You have one chip left?
1165
01:10:40,603 --> 01:10:42,969
Pathetic. Let me give you
1166
01:11:11,767 --> 01:11:12,893
It's you again?
1167
01:11:13,068 --> 01:11:14,660
You fled last time
1168
01:11:14,870 --> 01:11:16,667
We're gonna chop off your hands!
1169
01:11:17,573 --> 01:11:19,438
I'm so scared,,,brother-in-law!
1170
01:11:19,642 --> 01:11:20,540
Here!
1171
01:11:22,645 --> 01:11:24,340
And me
1172
01:11:25,614 --> 01:11:26,512
And me!
1173
01:11:28,250 --> 01:11:29,182
'"Life-Killing Nip'"!
1174
01:11:29,418 --> 01:11:30,578
'"Breast-Killing Claws'"!
1175
01:11:30,886 --> 01:11:32,581
'"Tits-Shattering Fist'"!
1176
01:11:33,889 --> 01:11:35,823
It's scary...
1177
01:11:43,999 --> 01:11:47,662
Brutal...bloody...violent...
1178
01:11:52,174 --> 01:11:53,539
Did you gang up with her?
1179
01:11:53,776 --> 01:11:54,538
Not for sure!
1180
01:11:54,777 --> 01:11:56,677
The other 2 players treated me as enemy
1181
01:11:56,845 --> 01:11:58,870
How could I win in that situation?
1182
01:11:59,114 --> 01:12:00,706
I don't believe it! Curvy
1183
01:12:01,984 --> 01:12:05,681
Let it go. I saw the whole process
and he didn't gang up
1184
01:12:09,692 --> 01:12:12,183
Both of them now represents Hong Kong
1185
01:12:12,494 --> 01:12:13,756
How can we beat them?
1186
01:12:13,996 --> 01:12:16,658
Perhaps. I've met a man here
1187
01:12:16,865 --> 01:12:17,524
Who?
1188
01:12:18,267 --> 01:12:22,966
Find me again? Now the price is different
1189
01:12:23,138 --> 01:12:24,002
Tin Gau, take a seat
1190
01:12:26,108 --> 01:12:29,134
You got lost last time. Is it possible
that you'll win now?
1191
01:12:30,112 --> 01:12:32,080
I drew a good lot
1192
01:12:32,715 --> 01:12:34,945
No experts in my group
1193
01:12:35,184 --> 01:12:36,583
I must get in the finals
1194
01:12:36,752 --> 01:12:37,480
That means...
1195
01:12:37,653 --> 01:12:39,143
In the finals...
1196
01:12:39,355 --> 01:12:41,016
You have a partner who plays 22 tiles
at a time
1197
01:12:41,223 --> 01:12:43,851
Fanny'll meet the Triplets
1198
01:12:44,059 --> 01:12:45,856
Tony Jaa-Jaa and Ichi Kyoko
1199
01:12:46,028 --> 01:12:48,861
All pros. That's her hard times
1200
01:12:49,064 --> 01:12:51,362
And her brother is useless
1201
01:12:51,600 --> 01:12:54,262
So if we're in the finals and
group together...
1202
01:12:54,436 --> 01:12:55,164
it's impossible that we'll lose
1203
01:12:55,404 --> 01:12:58,202
Tin Gau wants money but not fame
1204
01:12:58,574 --> 01:13:02,840
I'll make him popular
but you'll be God of Mahjong
1205
01:13:03,011 --> 01:13:05,172
We'll probably make a big profit
1206
01:13:05,414 --> 01:13:08,679
I must say that I get 60 percent of
the income
1207
01:13:10,052 --> 01:13:11,417
Is that too much?
1208
01:13:11,553 --> 01:13:13,919
You'll have so much income
after you've got the fame
1209
01:13:14,156 --> 01:13:18,183
If you get lost, you get nothing at all
1210
01:13:18,427 --> 01:13:21,521
Sure. Let's get the money together
1211
01:13:21,764 --> 01:13:24,028
I'll make that bitch,,,
1212
01:13:24,166 --> 01:13:25,827
disappear forever!
1213
01:13:28,137 --> 01:13:30,332
Ladies and gentlemen
God Of Mahjong Contest...
1214
01:13:30,606 --> 01:13:31,868
Is going to start!
1215
01:13:32,040 --> 01:13:35,703
Remember, today's games are
all Taiwan Mahjong
1216
01:13:37,045 --> 01:13:37,977
Red card,,,
1217
01:13:39,348 --> 01:13:42,146
and yellow card system remains
1218
01:13:42,317 --> 01:13:44,012
Those speaking swear words, going mad
1219
01:13:44,253 --> 01:13:46,949
using violence, looking for
sex partners...
1220
01:13:47,189 --> 01:13:49,851
will be given a red card and kicked
out of the room
1221
01:13:51,493 --> 01:13:52,824
The man in pink shirt
1222
01:13:53,495 --> 01:13:54,086
Me?
1223
01:13:54,296 --> 01:13:56,355
You were expelled last time, were you?
1224
01:13:58,200 --> 01:14:00,168
I will give you a red card
1225
01:14:00,302 --> 01:14:01,200
Sir
1226
01:14:01,937 --> 01:14:05,338
I'll not speak swear words again
1227
01:14:05,541 --> 01:14:07,065
Go on
1228
01:14:11,113 --> 01:14:12,808
Sorry, beauty
1229
01:14:13,382 --> 01:14:16,215
Which type do you want, Dot,
Character or Bamboo?
1230
01:14:16,452 --> 01:14:17,817
Character
1231
01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:19,414
1 Dot
1232
01:14:19,621 --> 01:14:20,417
Chow
1233
01:14:22,791 --> 01:14:25,385
You said you want Character
1234
01:14:25,928 --> 01:14:27,452
Mind your own business
1235
01:14:28,397 --> 01:14:29,728
You'll soon get caught!
1236
01:14:32,568 --> 01:14:34,229
Fine
1237
01:14:34,436 --> 01:14:36,631
I'll give you one more tile of Character
1238
01:14:36,939 --> 01:14:37,735
Good
1239
01:14:48,050 --> 01:14:50,450
Are you...born together?
1240
01:14:51,553 --> 01:14:52,383
Yes!
1241
01:14:53,589 --> 01:14:55,113
Which is older and which younger?
1242
01:14:55,357 --> 01:14:56,289
The same
1243
01:14:57,926 --> 01:14:58,824
South
1244
01:15:00,028 --> 01:15:02,496
Win! 3 parties win together!
1245
01:15:04,466 --> 01:15:06,161
It's South! Impossible!
1246
01:15:09,872 --> 01:15:12,807
Shit. They know each other so much...
1247
01:15:12,975 --> 01:15:15,102
They know what tiles each other has...
1248
01:15:15,344 --> 01:15:17,608
just like one guy having 48 tiles
1249
01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:19,909
I'm in danger
1250
01:15:23,018 --> 01:15:25,486
I could win only if they have quarrels
1251
01:15:25,654 --> 01:15:26,814
Do you know?
1252
01:15:28,624 --> 01:15:29,648
What?
1253
01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:32,517
What's up? Sorry, guys
1254
01:15:36,732 --> 01:15:40,259
I think among 3 of you...
1255
01:15:40,469 --> 01:15:41,231
You're the most handsome
1256
01:15:41,436 --> 01:15:44,132
No! We're all handsome as each other!
1257
01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:47,603
You're the strongest
1258
01:15:47,809 --> 01:15:49,436
We're all strong as each other!
1259
01:15:52,414 --> 01:15:53,676
You're the cutest
1260
01:15:54,182 --> 01:15:55,809
We're all cute as each other
1261
01:16:05,193 --> 01:16:07,093
Now who is the most handsome?
1262
01:16:07,296 --> 01:16:10,231
Who's the cutest? Who's the strongest?
1263
01:16:12,467 --> 01:16:13,559
Faker!
1264
01:16:22,411 --> 01:16:25,209
Does she really think I'm handsome?
1265
01:16:29,251 --> 01:16:31,811
I'm the strongest for sure
1266
01:16:36,925 --> 01:16:37,789
She has only 2 legs.
1267
01:16:37,993 --> 01:16:39,392
Can't touch us all at the same time
1268
01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:41,153
Does she think I'm cutest?
1269
01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:45,289
4 Dots
1270
01:16:45,467 --> 01:16:46,195
Win!
1271
01:16:49,805 --> 01:16:50,829
8 Pairs
1272
01:16:52,908 --> 01:16:54,307
Got lured!
1273
01:16:56,411 --> 01:16:58,538
You look you can't live long
1274
01:16:59,281 --> 01:17:01,146
I'm 28 now
1275
01:17:01,383 --> 01:17:03,544
You're destined to be a poor man
1276
01:17:03,752 --> 01:17:05,583
Paralyzed in childhood and get fatal illness
before 40
1277
01:17:06,188 --> 01:17:06,711
West
1278
01:17:06,922 --> 01:17:08,184
Win over you!
1279
01:17:11,026 --> 01:17:14,484
You win after you scolded me?
1280
01:17:14,696 --> 01:17:15,924
Just because you have the misfortune
1281
01:17:16,131 --> 01:17:17,564
Give up and save the money to go home
1282
01:17:17,766 --> 01:17:19,495
I'm afraid I'll be sick when playing
more with you...
1283
01:17:19,701 --> 01:17:21,066
then lose interest in men
1284
01:17:21,370 --> 01:17:24,134
Can you be polite?
1285
01:17:24,306 --> 01:17:26,274
Don't aggravate me
1286
01:17:26,575 --> 01:17:28,270
Look, you are to be shitted
when you were born
1287
01:17:28,477 --> 01:17:29,705
Or go to hell right away!
1288
01:17:33,615 --> 01:17:35,344
Dare curse me?
1289
01:17:35,550 --> 01:17:36,676
Help!
1290
01:17:37,019 --> 01:17:40,045
Curse me? Wanna die?
1291
01:17:41,690 --> 01:17:42,714
I'm fine
1292
01:17:49,297 --> 01:17:52,266
You deserve it. Kicked out of
the room again
1293
01:17:52,501 --> 01:17:55,595
It's not my fault,,,
1294
01:17:55,971 --> 01:17:57,700
I behaved well,,,
1295
01:18:01,643 --> 01:18:04,111
Purity, Win
1296
01:18:04,279 --> 01:18:06,110
Big win at the beginning, Spaghetti?
1297
01:18:06,314 --> 01:18:08,145
Sure, my name is...
1298
01:18:08,350 --> 01:18:09,840
Spaghetti
1299
01:18:10,052 --> 01:18:11,349
You shouldn't call yourself Spaghetti
1300
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:13,078
How about Spaghetti Sausage
1301
01:18:13,388 --> 01:18:14,355
Why?
1302
01:18:14,823 --> 01:18:16,415
You guess it
1303
01:18:16,658 --> 01:18:19,491
I like it! I like it!
1304
01:18:19,828 --> 01:18:22,194
I'm accumulating my power
1305
01:18:27,069 --> 01:18:28,730
Have you washed your feet?
1306
01:18:28,937 --> 01:18:30,268
There're plenty of snakes in India
1307
01:18:30,472 --> 01:18:32,872
The hands are used to play instruments
1308
01:18:33,008 --> 01:18:35,135
That Indian's secret-marking the tiles
1309
01:18:35,644 --> 01:18:36,770
With his feet?
1310
01:18:37,279 --> 01:18:40,112
People usually secret-mark with
wine and reflection
1311
01:18:40,415 --> 01:18:43,282
But he does it with the smell
of his feet
1312
01:18:43,719 --> 01:18:46,779
Each tile has its unique smell
1313
01:18:46,922 --> 01:18:47,820
How disgusting!
1314
01:18:57,899 --> 01:18:58,866
1 Dot
1315
01:19:01,870 --> 01:19:03,360
He'll win with 1 Dot
1316
01:19:03,638 --> 01:19:05,663
He can't win if I hold it
1317
01:19:06,675 --> 01:19:07,664
9 Dots
1318
01:19:09,945 --> 01:19:12,607
These guys seems strange
1319
01:19:12,814 --> 01:19:14,748
They must have secret-marked the tiles
1320
01:19:16,485 --> 01:19:18,919
This has the smell of curry
1321
01:19:22,190 --> 01:19:23,817
This, smell of pizza
1322
01:19:28,530 --> 01:19:30,327
And this, smell of cheese
1323
01:19:30,699 --> 01:19:33,566
I gotta stop him
1324
01:19:37,706 --> 01:19:40,641
What are you doing?
1325
01:19:42,077 --> 01:19:43,704
What're you doing, my friend?
1326
01:19:44,012 --> 01:19:45,843
It's hot and stinky, One spray...
1327
01:19:46,882 --> 01:19:47,940
Makes it nice smell
1328
01:19:48,650 --> 01:19:50,083
I'm afraid we'll all die
1329
01:20:02,564 --> 01:20:03,553
1 Dot
1330
01:20:03,865 --> 01:20:08,495
Do you know what tile I'm waiting for now?
1331
01:20:08,670 --> 01:20:09,432
No
1332
01:20:20,849 --> 01:20:22,248
1 Dot then
1333
01:20:23,585 --> 01:20:24,381
Win!
1334
01:20:26,488 --> 01:20:28,115
You discarded 1 Dot before...
1335
01:20:28,356 --> 01:20:30,916
Can't I? I know you were still holding it
1336
01:20:31,259 --> 01:20:33,853
Go home to make curry, Singh
1337
01:20:34,262 --> 01:20:35,627
It's over
1338
01:20:42,604 --> 01:20:43,901
Sorry
1339
01:20:48,243 --> 01:20:49,403
2 Dots!
1340
01:20:53,248 --> 01:20:55,443
They both are real experts
1341
01:20:55,650 --> 01:20:57,083
Ichi Kyoko looks decent
1342
01:20:57,319 --> 01:20:59,879
But inside her hair and clothes...
1343
01:21:00,121 --> 01:21:02,055
she'd hidden 20 to 30 tiles
1344
01:21:17,038 --> 01:21:19,700
This Tony Jaa-Jaa has powerful hands
1345
01:21:20,041 --> 01:21:21,668
What special moves has he got?
1346
01:21:39,194 --> 01:21:40,354
All new tiles are useless.
1347
01:21:40,595 --> 01:21:42,722
What should I do?
1348
01:21:43,064 --> 01:21:45,624
They both have one tile to win
1349
01:21:48,637 --> 01:21:49,968
Gotta play tricks
1350
01:21:52,207 --> 01:21:53,071
What have you discarded?
1351
01:21:53,241 --> 01:21:55,937
What? Why don't you look at it yourself?
1352
01:21:58,480 --> 01:21:59,469
How come you've got so many tiles?
1353
01:21:59,714 --> 01:22:02,274
Too Many for a long time!
1354
01:22:05,520 --> 01:22:07,647
What have you discarded?
1355
01:22:08,957 --> 01:22:11,187
Look at it yourself
1356
01:22:14,829 --> 01:22:16,660
What? You've got as many as some 30 tiles
1357
01:22:16,898 --> 01:22:17,762
Playing tricks?
1358
01:22:17,933 --> 01:22:19,525
I like it
1359
01:22:19,734 --> 01:22:21,861
I wanna have more slaves!
1360
01:22:22,070 --> 01:22:23,002
That's impossible!
1361
01:22:23,104 --> 01:22:24,298
What?
1362
01:22:24,506 --> 01:22:27,407
Judge. Somebody's gonna rage!
1363
01:22:27,742 --> 01:22:29,266
Who?
1364
01:22:29,644 --> 01:22:31,578
How are you?
1365
01:22:35,150 --> 01:22:37,243
You Thai guy. Don't be so glad
1366
01:22:37,552 --> 01:22:39,383
Don't force me to cast a spell on you
1367
01:22:41,389 --> 01:22:43,949
What you want are all in my hands, bastard
1368
01:22:47,595 --> 01:22:48,425
Self-made!
1369
01:22:53,401 --> 01:22:54,925
No...
1370
01:22:55,470 --> 01:22:57,995
Excuse me, How do you win?
1371
01:23:02,210 --> 01:23:05,577
Here comes the list of finals
1372
01:23:05,780 --> 01:23:10,080
They are: Fanny, apprentice of
Mahjong master;
1373
01:23:10,318 --> 01:23:12,616
Curvy, Queen of Mahjong in Macau;
1374
01:23:12,787 --> 01:23:15,915
and Tin Gau Goh, 1 st runner-up of
King of Mahjong
1375
01:23:16,057 --> 01:23:17,388
And the last one is...
1376
01:23:17,826 --> 01:23:20,693
Ronaldino, the one who nearly lost
1377
01:23:22,464 --> 01:23:24,489
They'll compete 8 rounds tomorrow
1378
01:23:24,666 --> 01:23:27,328
to fight for the God of Mahjong
1379
01:23:34,843 --> 01:23:35,707
What is it?
1380
01:23:35,910 --> 01:23:37,639
Gambling table with sensor
1381
01:23:38,380 --> 01:23:40,348
Come on. Put it on
1382
01:23:50,291 --> 01:23:51,121
Magnify it
1383
01:23:52,994 --> 01:23:54,154
Great!
1384
01:23:57,132 --> 01:24:00,033
The wheel on the watch controls
the size of the screen
1385
01:24:00,602 --> 01:24:03,833
You can control it yourself.
So user-friendly
1386
01:24:04,305 --> 01:24:07,035
The pictures transfer from the table
through your bag...
1387
01:24:07,442 --> 01:24:09,342
and into your spectacles
1388
01:24:09,544 --> 01:24:11,671
But the gambling table's fixed
in the spec
1389
01:24:11,880 --> 01:24:13,108
How you put the table in?
1390
01:24:13,348 --> 01:24:14,337
Easy job
1391
01:24:14,749 --> 01:24:16,808
The inspector who checks the table
and chairs...
1392
01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:18,849
was caught by me this afternoon
1393
01:24:19,054 --> 01:24:20,282
And I'll give him $1 million
1394
01:24:20,755 --> 01:24:23,189
Where do you think will the table be in?
1395
01:24:25,593 --> 01:24:27,993
Ladies and gentlemen. We'll have...
1396
01:24:28,196 --> 01:24:30,994
God of Mahjong after 8 rounds of
keen competition
1397
01:24:31,199 --> 01:24:32,496
Let's welcome...
1398
01:24:32,700 --> 01:24:34,895
The 4 competitors!
1399
01:24:40,942 --> 01:24:43,740
Please be seated!
1400
01:24:48,083 --> 01:24:50,176
I'm the authentic one
1401
01:24:52,620 --> 01:24:53,985
I should get the East!
1402
01:24:55,123 --> 01:24:58,217
Sure, but only that you look like shit
1403
01:25:10,371 --> 01:25:11,360
Good combo
1404
01:25:32,594 --> 01:25:33,526
Self-Kong
1405
01:25:38,967 --> 01:25:39,763
7 Characters
1406
01:25:43,037 --> 01:25:43,799
9 Characters
1407
01:25:46,241 --> 01:25:47,868
Win. 4 folds
1408
01:25:54,182 --> 01:25:55,581
Do you want this tile?
1409
01:25:56,217 --> 01:25:58,549
He knows I'm waiting for 8 Characters?
1410
01:26:03,858 --> 01:26:04,825
13
1411
01:26:05,026 --> 01:26:06,152
Got it
1412
01:26:06,561 --> 01:26:08,995
Tin Gau and Curvy are holding
the winning tiles
1413
01:26:17,205 --> 01:26:19,935
Hold the tiles? Try my 1-inch punch
1414
01:26:40,528 --> 01:26:41,722
How powerful!
1415
01:26:51,039 --> 01:26:52,472
How come it's invisible?
1416
01:26:58,479 --> 01:27:00,674
No. The tiles are attracting me
1417
01:27:01,649 --> 01:27:02,809
Gotta make myself lucky!
1418
01:27:03,117 --> 01:27:04,015
9 Characters
1419
01:27:08,156 --> 01:27:08,918
2 Dots
1420
01:27:09,123 --> 01:27:09,953
Win!
1421
01:27:11,192 --> 01:27:13,524
Win. 4 folds
1422
01:27:19,167 --> 01:27:21,465
I'm sorry, I won with what you want
1423
01:27:21,836 --> 01:27:22,803
Miss '"2 Dots'"
1424
01:27:23,204 --> 01:27:24,967
Repair the spectacles just
after the 4th round
1425
01:27:25,773 --> 01:27:26,933
We now have a break!
1426
01:27:31,813 --> 01:27:33,110
Something wrong with her spectacles
1427
01:27:33,314 --> 01:27:36,715
She can't guess what you wait
when they're broken
1428
01:27:37,752 --> 01:27:40,380
But they've brought them out
1429
01:27:40,722 --> 01:27:41,814
Take a look out there
1430
01:27:42,090 --> 01:27:42,818
Sure
1431
01:27:48,030 --> 01:27:50,930
This is the North Round of the
final 4 rounds
1432
01:27:51,099 --> 01:27:53,158
Miss Curvy has been ahead of others
1433
01:27:53,368 --> 01:27:55,427
The 2nd is Miss Fanny
1434
01:27:55,670 --> 01:27:57,228
But now...
1435
01:27:57,505 --> 01:27:59,166
I've found the secret inside
1436
01:27:59,507 --> 01:28:01,270
Rumor spread that...
1437
01:28:01,442 --> 01:28:03,774
Fanny can't self-make...it seems to be true
1438
01:28:03,978 --> 01:28:05,775
When she entered the contest...
1439
01:28:06,180 --> 01:28:09,445
She never self-made
1440
01:28:09,651 --> 01:28:10,515
Sir
1441
01:28:10,918 --> 01:28:11,577
What?
1442
01:28:11,819 --> 01:28:13,116
Please give it to Miss Curvy
1443
01:28:13,621 --> 01:28:15,179
Even the spectacles were broken
1444
01:28:21,129 --> 01:28:24,360
Now is the last game
and you're not the dealer
1445
01:28:24,632 --> 01:28:26,896
And I have 200 chips more than you
1446
01:28:27,101 --> 01:28:28,432
How do you win?
1447
01:28:28,936 --> 01:28:30,028
Not finished yet
1448
01:28:30,238 --> 01:28:31,933
Let's play more How?
1449
01:28:32,106 --> 01:28:35,075
If I lose, I give you back your husband
1450
01:28:35,276 --> 01:28:36,937
and kneel down to apologize
1451
01:28:37,378 --> 01:28:38,777
But if you lose,,,
1452
01:28:39,380 --> 01:28:41,109
Your thumbs will get chopped off
1453
01:28:41,382 --> 01:28:42,940
You'll never be able to guess the tiles
1454
01:28:50,024 --> 01:28:51,082
You've got a lot more advantage
1455
01:28:51,326 --> 01:28:53,419
Coz I'm beautiful
1456
01:28:55,196 --> 01:28:58,597
If big tits stand for beauty...
1457
01:28:58,800 --> 01:29:01,564
Then the dairy cattle are much prettier
1458
01:29:02,437 --> 01:29:03,131
Sure!
1459
01:29:05,006 --> 01:29:06,098
I agree
1460
01:29:07,508 --> 01:29:08,600
No!
1461
01:29:09,510 --> 01:29:11,171
I lost my husband to her,,,
1462
01:29:11,813 --> 01:29:13,974
and I must get him back
1463
01:29:20,621 --> 01:29:22,816
Good. Let me see what tiles you have
1464
01:29:25,259 --> 01:29:29,127
God. She got nothing that can
reflect light?
1465
01:29:31,099 --> 01:29:32,532
Poor tiles
1466
01:29:35,136 --> 01:29:36,034
West
1467
01:29:40,041 --> 01:29:41,508
West again
1468
01:29:48,850 --> 01:29:49,782
9 Characters
1469
01:29:56,391 --> 01:29:59,952
Stop me in this very last game?
1470
01:30:00,795 --> 01:30:02,387
So they're partners
1471
01:30:07,335 --> 01:30:09,929
One watches my tiles and another stops me
1472
01:30:10,071 --> 01:30:11,402
How to win?
1473
01:30:13,808 --> 01:30:15,799
Let me make the 13 Unios
1474
01:30:17,078 --> 01:30:18,340
What's she doing?
1475
01:30:19,747 --> 01:30:22,739
Is she making the 1 3 Unios?
1476
01:30:29,223 --> 01:30:30,121
7 Characters
1477
01:30:33,327 --> 01:30:34,726
It's become fierce now
1478
01:30:34,929 --> 01:30:36,988
Fanny's playing strange tricks suddenly
1479
01:30:37,832 --> 01:30:38,628
East
1480
01:30:40,034 --> 01:30:40,693
East
1481
01:30:40,868 --> 01:30:42,993
Another 2 party're trying to
stop their lowers
1482
01:30:43,104 --> 01:30:44,571
What happened?
1483
01:30:45,706 --> 01:30:46,502
4 Characters
1484
01:30:46,974 --> 01:30:47,906
4 Characters
1485
01:30:48,109 --> 01:30:48,905
Red Dragon
1486
01:30:49,243 --> 01:30:50,005
Red Dragon
1487
01:30:50,278 --> 01:30:51,074
5 Dots
1488
01:30:52,313 --> 01:30:53,302
5 Dots
1489
01:30:53,848 --> 01:30:54,644
White Dragon
1490
01:30:55,316 --> 01:30:56,283
White Dragon
1491
01:30:56,818 --> 01:30:57,682
3 Bamboos
1492
01:30:58,619 --> 01:30:59,779
3 Bamboos
1493
01:30:59,987 --> 01:31:00,885
Green Dragon
1494
01:31:01,656 --> 01:31:02,452
Green Dragon!
1495
01:31:03,257 --> 01:31:05,589
Mr. Ronaldino, this is not Green Dragon
1496
01:31:05,793 --> 01:31:07,158
This is Flower
1497
01:31:07,361 --> 01:31:09,261
Sure. What to do?
1498
01:31:09,464 --> 01:31:11,432
You're Too Few again
1499
01:31:12,533 --> 01:31:13,693
Too Few again?
1500
01:31:16,270 --> 01:31:17,066
8 Characters
1501
01:31:17,839 --> 01:31:19,136
Chow Pong
1502
01:31:21,042 --> 01:31:22,009
Are you mad?
1503
01:31:22,543 --> 01:31:25,103
Pong only. Don't panic
1504
01:31:25,646 --> 01:31:26,578
7 Characters
1505
01:31:31,786 --> 01:31:32,912
1 Dot
1506
01:31:37,291 --> 01:31:41,318
Brothers and sisters, you're all back!
1507
01:31:43,931 --> 01:31:49,164
Curvy. I will get all my things back
1508
01:31:49,337 --> 01:31:50,326
Wait and see
1509
01:31:51,138 --> 01:31:53,868
You '"airport'". Can't see your tiles
1510
01:31:54,842 --> 01:31:55,740
6 Bamboos
1511
01:31:58,279 --> 01:31:59,075
6 Bamboos
1512
01:32:01,349 --> 01:32:03,010
God's blessing me
1513
01:32:05,119 --> 01:32:08,418
I'll never fear of being tricked
if I'm lucky enough
1514
01:32:13,361 --> 01:32:14,658
It's North
1515
01:32:17,665 --> 01:32:20,225
One discarded outside, one is in my hand
1516
01:32:20,434 --> 01:32:22,868
2 of them will win if I discard it
1517
01:32:23,971 --> 01:32:24,960
North
1518
01:32:28,643 --> 01:32:30,406
You must have waiting for it
1519
01:32:30,611 --> 01:32:33,273
If I discard it, 2 sides will win
at the same time
1520
01:32:33,714 --> 01:32:36,581
Fanny'll also lose, Can't take it out
1521
01:32:37,318 --> 01:32:38,307
9 Characters
1522
01:32:56,904 --> 01:32:59,498
Self-made!
1523
01:33:06,714 --> 01:33:10,081
Win with North! The 1 3 Unios!
1524
01:33:10,384 --> 01:33:11,612
The 1 3 Unios!
1525
01:33:13,187 --> 01:33:14,279
Impossible!
1526
01:33:15,056 --> 01:33:17,786
One North outside, one held by Tin Gau
1527
01:33:18,025 --> 01:33:20,289
You and I are holding one North each
1528
01:33:20,962 --> 01:33:22,429
How can you self-make with North?
1529
01:33:22,930 --> 01:33:24,727
I cheated you
1530
01:33:24,899 --> 01:33:27,493
She has 1 Dot and waits for North!
1531
01:33:28,102 --> 01:33:31,560
I just showed you my own North tile. Idiot
1532
01:33:32,306 --> 01:33:33,603
You must accept the result
1533
01:33:33,774 --> 01:33:34,763
Clever
1534
01:33:39,313 --> 01:33:40,371
It's me
1535
01:33:42,016 --> 01:33:42,914
Kneel down!
1536
01:33:43,584 --> 01:33:44,983
Listen to me, bastard
1537
01:33:45,186 --> 01:33:47,154
Good girl. I'm now the champion
1538
01:33:47,355 --> 01:33:48,754
You gotta change your name into "Faker"!
1539
01:33:52,026 --> 01:33:52,958
Reginal Crime Unit What's up?
1540
01:33:53,361 --> 01:33:54,760
Please come with us to assist investigation
1541
01:33:56,864 --> 01:33:57,922
Fanny! Watch out!
1542
01:34:18,919 --> 01:34:19,817
Tin Gau Goh
1543
01:34:19,987 --> 01:34:21,249
Thank you, Tin Gau
1544
01:34:21,455 --> 01:34:22,786
What do you feel of being a good guy?
1545
01:34:23,157 --> 01:34:25,819
I bet a large amount on Fanny. It's cool
1546
01:34:26,027 --> 01:34:29,155
I'm a good man who gains a lot.
I like it!
1547
01:34:29,463 --> 01:34:30,657
How come you're so friendly with him?
1548
01:34:31,432 --> 01:34:34,765
We've come to compromise long ago
1549
01:34:35,469 --> 01:34:36,527
Let's drink
1550
01:34:36,704 --> 01:34:38,501
OK. Let's drink
1551
01:34:45,513 --> 01:34:46,810
Please forgive me
1552
01:34:48,416 --> 01:34:49,747
I know I'm wrong
1553
01:34:53,854 --> 01:34:55,151
Get up now
1554
01:34:55,389 --> 01:34:56,481
Don't let him get up
1555
01:34:56,724 --> 01:34:59,215
Let him get up after he's limp
1556
01:35:10,337 --> 01:35:11,497
I'll start over
1557
01:35:15,242 --> 01:35:16,504
I must start over
1558
01:35:18,412 --> 01:35:19,344
Really?
1559
01:35:22,383 --> 01:35:23,680
Promise me
1560
01:35:30,725 --> 01:35:32,659
Fine
1561
01:35:33,828 --> 01:35:35,728
The Champion of God of Mahjong is...
1562
01:35:35,896 --> 01:35:38,057
Queen of self-made, Fanny!
1563
01:35:38,896 --> 01:35:48,057
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