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The 1st East

The 11th East

The 26th East

The 38th East

Nearly finished 48 rounds!

The last round. I'm so sleepy

Be quick. Hurry

I gotta bet in night race after this round

How many rounds have we played?

I'm feeling dizzy. I can't get faster

Aren't you tired, Moses?

I'm not Moses. I'm Chi Mo Sai

I'm filled with power in front of Mahjong

Red Dragon

5 Characters

For your goodness, I'll seam it

7 Bamboo

8 Bamboo

Excuse me. The plain, self made no flowers. 3 folds

$160 each, please

Something wrong with it...

but I can't tell Yes

Sai... you're so lucky!

You won when the chance is that low?

I've been winning because of my red pants!

I'll never change it

Then we're gonna play in Macau!

Let's go!

6 points. Enough

Throw the 1st one

Bigger Bigger

Win... Win...

Get the money!

I've won too much

I must wear the pants for a whole year!

So lucky, Sai

Don't waste it. Win more

Just brought several 10,000 dollars Too bad

Or I'll go back sooner

Capital? We have

Take it now, Sai

With the red pants I gotta make it big

Get me $200,000 now

Never lose from yesterday

Please let me lose just one time

Damn! Who just wanna lose once?

You've totally lost! Only the pants left!

I gotta accept it

Call your mom to get you back!

She's deaf. Can't hear phone calls

Better let me go and I'll give you

Don't fool us!

My boss Tin Kau Ko is powerful in Macau and Hong Kong

Let them have a shower!

No... Shower!

Feel good? Stop it

Hurry up!

Hurry up Hurrying

Hurry up then

What? Left my shoe

Quick

You like to play with us?

Hurry

Sir... help me

I'm being cabined illegally

I'm being cabined illegally, sir!

Hey, director

What the hell are you doing?

Wanna play with us?

Feel good?

Get him...

Sorry...

What're you drinking, pal?

Dare trouble me when I'm looking at the news?

You know what? You'll make me lose a million?

A million what?

Mind your own business...

Butts. A million butts?

Book it, Ah Wong! Sure

Deep-fried eggs with ham, no yolk plus garlic and cheese

toast baked for 1 side; little milk more sweet for coffee;

more milk less sweet for oatmeal, please

OK

Ah Wong. Deep fried eggs with ham

1 side frizzled for ham

toast as frizzled as possible;

2/3 coffee with 1/3 milk tea

3 teaspoonful of milk 1 and a half lump of sugar

You need to be so nit-picking?

What do you wanna eat then?

I fear you won't remember

Ah Wong's famous in Kwun Tong for memorization

He can remember the whole phone book after a glimpse

Really?

Eggs with 2 sausages 1 chicken and 1 pork

Bigger left egg, smaller right egg And...

Sliced duck, goose pork, beef, mutton with fried rice

Tomato, and Tai Chi marinade cucumber unpeeled

Bullshit!

Bullshit!

You said he has good memory

I repeat. Eggs with 2 sausages

1 chicken and 1 pork Bigger left egg, smaller right egg

Cold milk tea with more milk sweet and tea

plus lemon, honey and bubbles

Sliced duck, goose pork, beef, mutton with fried rice

Tomato, and Tai Chi marinade cucumber unpeeled!

Cool! 12345678 plus 87654321 equals what?

99999999!

Wow! This guy's so smart

He must be the champion in gambling!

Hey, stop!

Hang on What?

Do you know how to play Mahjong?

Just a bit

You're lucky, man

See who I look like?

Floor cleaner?

God... it's Gamble-King!

Let me be your master Just gimme $30,000

I'll teach you the most powerful method

You'll get rich soon!

Last month there was a guy called Jing Wong

He was beaten up by female boss...

nearly to death

Female boss?

She?

Her mom Oh, her mom

Bring me to her mom

Look at me. How charismatic I am!

No woman can resist me

Sorry. I'm pregnant now

Ah Wong! Take away to 13th floor

Ah Wong...

Listen to me. I won't lie

Follow me, and you'll...

be wealthy forever...

Gambling a little, a family can grow

Gambling more an enterprise will be yours!

Every kind of gambling...

is able to achieve the goal

Widespread on the Internet

Sure. The more kinds you play...

the more and more money...

will be flown into your pocket

Boss said gamblers never get rich

How come she's telling lies with you?

I am who I am because of gambling!

You're right... Do you think so?

You don't need to die without gambling!

Call you later!

9 Dots

Stop!

I'm getting killed!

Go!

Stop!

I'll win a whole lot I'll win before you fight!

Really?

9 Dots again?

9 Dots. Draw a tile...

Hurry... come on...

Auntie Fei? I've been looking for you

Looking for bastard!

Who is the next?

Your turn

Self... made! 6 Dots

What do you win with?

Forget it...

I'm sure... forget it...

You make me lose. Pay for it!

You really like to walk upstairs?

Hey... are you that Auntie Fei...

in Mong Kok?

Sure. What's up?

I'm here on purpose And I've bought some fruit...

but they're all stolen Boss

I really see you just after a moment!

Sure Take-away meal

He pays it $100

$100 is nothing

Only if you let Ah Wong gamble with me and earn...

I'll give you the share

Earn what?

Ah Wong's expert at memorizing

Follow me and he'll...

go mad and don't know how to spend them

You wanna bring him up to get rich?

Yes. This is what I'm thinking about

I can stand it...

Son of a bitch! Wanna make him a bad guy?

Don't think you're that smart with such ability

Fooling around with him and you'll get finished!

Never follow that kind of bastard! Get it?

Yes, boss

What the hell! Scare me?

I'm hurt and come again

You can see how sincere I am

And you're pretty You're not that stubborn

I'm really sincere...

Ah Wong

You've wiped the tiles for an hour! Wanna stop?

You still wanna gamble with that guy?

No...

No?

I'm gonna close the door

I'll sleep now. Good night

Ah Wong

Man should be practical

Don't think of shortcuts

There's so much gold in Hong Kong...

but there're even more sacrifices under it

You'll never see it

Ah Wong. I'm gonna go to the Internet

Don't get cheated

Yes. Last night a guy talked something bad with me

and he wanna go out with me

All men are perverts Just see if it's reasonable

What do you mean by reasonable?

If you're willing to do that it's reasonable

If they wanna cheat you and peep you

that's unreasonable

Sure I always get assaulted in the trains

Good night then

Does he wanna assault me? Haha...

What's up?

I... I have something to tell you

But... I don't know how to say Come in...

I... I... honestly...

Honestly, I... I've made it clear, right?

I can't lose the chance tonight

I do think you're reasonable!

You can't lose it!

No... I don't mean it...

Don't fear

I know you'll come in sooner or later

So...

I've bought so many condoms! See!

There're totally 9

And I've got... pain-killer

You know it's painful for women for the 1st time

So I've bought a bucket for myself And...

VCD, the special techniques...

I've trained up myself. I'm ready!

What? Let's do it

No... I just wanna get in... no...

just wanna get out of the window here

What?

Go out? Sure

You're so good You won't tell boss, will you?

No, I won't

I'll be back before dawn. Bye

Redemption...

Watch out

Gently...

There's a big shoe print on your back

That bitch. More fierce than the sharks

Found me so quickly?

Tell them I've kicked the bucket

Who?

My name's Ah Wong. Is Sai here?

He said he's dead

What? I'll be in his mourning

Yes. I said I'm dead

Dead and revived to welcome you

You know I'll come?

I know the status of every horse... in any races!

By the way did that bastard let you come?

I got out from the window Gotta go before dawn

Cool!

You're good in memory I'll teach you all now

Butcher, let's start!

You know how to play? Never tried

Do you have money? 200 something

That's OK. Teach you while playing

There're 13 tiles in Cantonese Mahjong 14 to win

16 tiles for Taiwan Mahjong, 17 to win

Taiwan Mahjong first

3 same tiles is Pong

3 progressive numbers is Chow

To win, there must be a pair of eyes

You must win with 2 same eyes

What is 8 pairs with an extra?

8 pair of eyes with a pair adding 1 same tile

You can win then

Is it?

Sure...

But in Taiwan's rules...

East round can't win with this

Next time I'll treat you as false win

Kong

9 Characters

Do I win?

The 13 Unios!

You can't win...

In East round you gotta self-make

Hide the tiles. Take a new one

13 unios, self-made with 9 Characters!

It's OK, isn't it?

Sure... but need to wait

Wait?

I'm the dealer...

I have the right to wait if you win

If I win then, you'll need double pay

9 Dots

Win, with 9 Dots

You wanna double it?

Sure... double...

How many events have you doubled?

The no. of dices means the no. of events

More than 30 events

You'll lose to death

I don't believe I can't win

You won't Why not?

I have 3, 6 and 9 Characters

He Ponged 6 Characters

You wait for 6 Characters to win

You have 3 and 9 Characters

No 3, 6 and 9 Characters left

How do you know I'm waiting for them?

Sure. He's waiting for Red Dragon

What? How do you know?

How do you remember?

After the 3rd event, I can remember where all the 144 tiles have put

You do after mixing them?

It's so easy

I can remember all the book I read

I went to the farm just for no money to study

If he keeps studying he may be Einstein now!

Who's Einstein?

Don't you know who he is?

Sure. American President

There're 6 flowers folded

Where're the other 2?

Here, and here

You really remember all tiles?

Sure

Right I'll bring you to Phoenix Club tomorrow

Play as much money as we can

This is the grandest club in Hong Kong

There're Mahjong Zone, Big 2 Zone...

No real money allowed. All chips

Coz the female boss here is so renowned

Even Tin Kau Ko fron Macau...

needs to be decent here

Will we make a lot of money...

and they'll think we're cheating and kick us out?

You'll die if you cheat

She knows if you cheat with only a glimpse

It's heard there're 5 colleagues with her

And their master is Mr. Ping the Mahjong Master

No one can escape from her eyes

Win, 4 folds

Intercept. Sorry

What? Don't need to be so powerful Phoenix Girl

I can't win even waiting for 3 tiles

Me too

Just a game

Let's have a meal, my treat. Good enough?

Holding all others' tiles

She's also strong in remembering

OK. We won't play with her

3 lambs there. Sit down...

Hello. This is my boss, Ah Wong

We play for high stakes, guy

How high?

As high as possible

Self-made, 3 folds. It's over

We admire you, Phoenix

You win with few folds but you always win

To win is most important

No need to win with many folds

I used to get 11 tiles and nearly have the 13 Unios

And finally I didn't make the 13 Unios

I just made the Coward

Don't you feel bored?

Even bored if no wins made

I shouldn't have played for so high

He's mad! 8 rounds have made him 120 games!

Self-made, 4 folds

Ah Wong. You're the right person

Hey, let's take the cash, cash...

It's so crowded here, Phoenix

Is this guy cheating?

No

I think he has extraordinary memory

He remembers the places of all tiles

Ah Wong. Send take-away

Ah Wong. Send take-away

Oh, what did you do last night?

Ah Wong... wake up

It's Overbite Jan here...

You bastard! Wanna get my daughter?

Just kidding

Just kidding?

Just kidding on TV!

Stop!

You moron

Really stop when I tell you to stop?

I'm gonna tell you to eat shit!

1 Bamboo! Win

Give money... False win

False win? Just waiting for 1 tile

Where's the 1 Bamboo?

No Bamboo. A Black Dragon only

Black Dragon?

Don't get me furious! Dozing off while working?

Boss!

Be a robber last night?

Couldn't sleep

Did something bad?

Pretty woman!

So happy? Had shit already?

You look really pretty if you don't kid...

What the hell did you 2 do last night?

You brought Ah Wong to gamble?

Auntie Fei. Ah Wong has excellent memory

It's a waste if he doesn't gamble

Tell her how much we've gained

Just tell me

Just tell me

$888,500, Auntie Fei

Congratulations

You won't need to tell Ah Wong to work here

Give him to me and I'll give you 30%

We'll then be happy together

Of course I know what I should do

I bought a watch with diamond for you

Diamond? Sure

He said the parallel goods needs $85,000

$85,000?

You may first win, but you'll finally lose

Even if you win now you've lost something...

that you can't see

Mom, Ah Wong got it

Don't get angry with him

You're a man. I can't lock you up

To go to the right or wrong way...

you choose it yourself

A guy should never be gutless

A bit setback won't stop our ambition

Now you're still alive...

you gotta be happy about this

You're right

By the way...

How can you live so long with female boss?

We have generation gap

She has a gap, not us

Generation gap!

Come on...

What's up?

Oh... you're peering a gal

That's OK. Why need to be so thievish?

She plays badminton during this period every day

You pervert

How's she? Good characteristics?

Seems... you're true

Go ahead...

Go ahead...

I'm just a waiter

Go ahead...

Silly boy Who says a waiter can't have a gal?

Mr. Lui! Is the court OK?

I told you to call me Ah Wong

Don't call my real name in the public area

Lui Kai Wong, good name

Do you need to clear the court?

No. I'm just practicing for a while

I'll fight with Champion from Indonesia Stressful

Sure

Hi

Playing badminton?

No. I'm swimming

You always play here? Is it good?

Not for sure A waiter's looking at me every day

Dangerous

Really? Who does he look like?

I don't know. I've never looked at him

Such a rude dude. Gotta teach him a lesson

I got it

But he looks so much like you

Ball!

Peering what? What?

Are you OK?

Sure

Many girls fear to see it

I know you've acted it Why should I fear?

No... I...

Go ahead if you wanna woo me

Sorry. I'm gonna play

Lui Kai Wong?

He didn't lie

Looking for something? Sure. My wallet

Is this yours?

Why is it here?

Thank you I must invite you over for a meal

Really?

Sure. I'm sincere

OK

Why... why are there only 2 of us in this restaurant?

I've been here for several times and it's always full

Have you booked the whole restaurant?

Cheers

Hey, buddies

Something happens inside We gotta do something

You'd better not get in

Let's find other places

No!

Mary!

Great. But how to kick the guys out...

for a whole night?

We'll then use plan B. They must be scared

Sure

Slash you to death!

Oh, my gall!

Why does it look like a bun?

Go No!

I'm a doctor. I can't leave you alone!

Call 999 I'll perform artificial respiration

You don't wanna breathe?

Run Run!

OK

Let's take a photo

No camera

I have a cell

You gotta know...

I'm not kind of good person as you think

Do you know...

I'm not as rich as you think

You liar

Mafia. Go!

Who's with the Mafia?

We are, for sure

Sorry. We're police!

Buddy

We've sacrificed for you. Do remember us

Stop saying. Let me send you home Sure

Poor me

When I drove the Ferrari into the garage...

it clashed into a Porsche and a Benz

I can only get a taxi. Sorry

It doesn't matter

Right. Where do you live?

Up there. I'll go there myself

Let me go to the front door with you

My dad is fierce I'm like a thief going home late

Keep in touch Sure

Bye Bye

Oh... my love...

My darling...

I've hungered for your touch...

Yes...

Wh... what's up then?

Oh... my love...

Self-made

Press it first

Yes... sure...

Win! Yes!

Working so hard? 2 jobs as the same time?

Ah Wong!

I know it It's heard that a Mahjong newbie...

winning a lot. It must be you

I know you don't like it, and I...

You're so rich. Why bother coming back?

I respect you

No, thanks!

Get out of my sight!

I wish you good luck!

That means you wanna kick me out

Yes. From now on

whether you're rich or poor...

they're none of my business!

Ah Wong!

Stop!

A gambler is useless

Poor for the rest of his life!

What the hell, Ah Wong?

You have never exposed a tile for me to win

I won't play if I'll lose

Coming, coming

Give him a small win

O... K, 7 Bamboos

Win! The Coward!

Ah Wong let me win! Ah Wong let me win!

Why don't you do it?

Ah Wong let me win!

This is Tin Kau Ko king of underground gambling

He's controlling many illegal bookmaking

And he has some gambling cruise ships too

Welcome, Tin Kau Ko

Only Phoenix Club suits my status

In the championship next month...

you must be the winner

Not really. Not if I don't join

Do you wanna win?

You're famous for

playing more tiles

How do I win?

You don't accept me as your couple

If so, I must let you win

You're kidding. How do I afford it?

I'm the king, you the queen. Why not?

I mean I can't afford...

your 200-pound body

You're good at kidding...

Why don't we play some rounds?

No, thanks. I'll be back to Macau soon

It's heard that a guy here...

never chucked once

I wanna see how powerful he is

Just chucked once, Tin Kau Ko

It's you?

No. My apprentice

Over there. Ah Wong

Come here

Come on. Come here

Address him. Tin Kau Ko

Tin Kau Ko

Smart boy

He'll be the dark horse in the championship

Dark horse?

Even the king will die if I don't like it. Get it?

Yes, got it...

Follow Tin Kau Ko and you'll be lucky

I'm quite busy today

I'll call someone to find you a few days later

This is my postcard. Call me...

Idiot. Tin Kau Ko can search for everyone

How rude he is!

Tin Kau Ko?

Is Cheryl his daughter?

No wonder she said her father's fierce

What?

You said the gal is Tin Kau Ko's daughter?

Sure. She said her dad's fierce

Lucky you!

Why?

Tin Kau Ko admired you that day

If he gives you 1 or 2 ballrooms...

you'll be wealthier than ever

But he doesn't know we're going together

We're gonna buy 2 bottles of wine...

and a pack of cigars tomorrow and find him

Tin Kau Ko. They come here to find you

Remember us, Tin Kau Ko?

Sure. Ah Wong. Take a seat

Sit down...

These are to thank you for your admiration

I just intended to find you to talk about the business

Now you've come Why do you know I'm living here?

Sure... Ah Wong...

had sent your daughter here for several times

My daughter?

Yes. I feel surprised when he told me

And I said, you'd get rich soon

If he can follow you

he'll be wealthy forever

If they really do that...

then we're much closer

We're really lucky

How long have you been with her?

More than half a month

But we have same interests and our love develops very fast

Excuse me, but...

What extent have your relationship developed to?

Deeply in love with each other

Tell mistress to come Yes

Daddy

Barbie, come here. Good girl

This is my daughter

You're deeply in love with her?

Excuse me, but...

How many daughters do you have?

Only 1

Anything wrong? No

Tin Kau Ko

Cheryl

So you're deeply in love with Cheryl!

Not really. Just friends...

What friends? We're serious

What's up? I don't know

Now everything is clear

Listen, guy

She's not my daughter

She's my gal!

Shit Come here!

It's not possible to let it go

Why fear? You know I don't hit women

Cheryl! Hang on!

Don't go. Run

Ah Wong. We only have 1 way

Gotta get the boss first! You fight with them...

and I'll deal with the fat dude!

Dragon

Snake

Tiger

Leopard

Crane...

Still crane?

No... snake again

Rattle snake?

I'm cool, right?

Is it the style that has disappeared for a hundred years...

...the fat mantis style?

More's the pity

I used to think you'd do me a favor in Mahjong Competition

I don't mind how you treat me

But don't torture Cheryl We're good friends only

Good friends?

Hong Kong's a land of gold

Beneath the gold, there're many corpses

You don't have an idea of this

Wong...

Wong...

Don't frighten me

Wong...

How're you? Are you OK?

You rise?

Why do you weep?

How do you feel?

I wanna piss

Piss?

He becomes mad?

Ah Wong, don't frighten me

If you become mad...

...what should I do?

I'm good at playing Mahjong

Who'm I?

King... of Mahjong

I know. C'mon. Eat rice

You're my dad?

Yes, if you want. Eat rice first

You're my dad?

Be a good boy...

Remember my name?

Dad

It was me who brought you the ill fate

I go get some money for your medical expenses

Stay at home

Stay here

I go with you...

No. I'll be back soon

Close the door

I go too. Don't leave me alone

Here's an opening...

I usually get out from the window

Fei's restaurant?

I work here

Oh I forgot to go to work

Ah Wong

Ah Wong

What's the matter, Wong?

I forgot your name but remember your teeth

I usually get out from the window in your room

Why do you become mad, Wong?

Don't frighten me

It's said he was beaten up...

...and becomes mad. It's true.

Little Uncle?

I have a good memory. I know what you like

You like ham with twin eggs

One preserved egg one salty

Iced coffee mixed with hot coffee

Toast in super size

Oh... I forgot...

It's painful...

It's painful...

Don't beat me up

Don't beat me up No I don't

Don't hit my head. It was painful... Who beat you?

Who beat you?

Where's Wong?

He just took a bite out of bun. He's mad

If he has any accident I'll repent for the rest of the life

Nobody

Bastard!

I've told you not to teach Wong gambling

You taught him to get out from the window

I'm a good man

Good man...

Don't make me beat woman

Luckily I can stand it

I can parry your blow

Oh, miss the chance

Stop it. I'm a good bloke

Wong had potential but you made him foolish

This is what a good man does?

It isn't my fault It was Ko who made him mad

Tin Kau Ko? Go to hell

Robert...

How do you know my nickname?

I'm Dorlina

Dor... Lina?

You're?

Yes. My family emigrated...

...30 years ago

I knew you've gone to San Francisco

I saved my money for a flight ticket but couldn't find you

Of course

I didn't go to San Francisco

I went to Santou

My dad decided to move to China

I didn't want people know that so I told you I moved to SF

Robert

Dorlina

Can't believe I meet you again We've been middle-aged

I tried to threw myself off when I couldn't find you

The door to the roof was locked so I couldn't get there

I didn't jump off

I also felt sorry

Do you remember that the time we went camping?

You wanted me to sleep with you...

I told you to wait till we were 18

I remember You said it was like fixed deposit

Maturity date: 3 years later

But it's taken 30 years

Your daughter's grown up

And the money's already been withdrawn

Overbite Jan? She's only my adopted daughter

I adopted her

Really?

The money's still in the bank

It is?

You don't trust me?

Yes...

You withdraw the money right now?

Yes...

For charity donation

You wanna dump me?

No

Then withdraw the money. C'mon...

Fei's restaurant delivery service Noodles...

...coffee, egg sandwiches...

Where're the coffee and egg sandwiches?

It's lost

Stupid Wong, did anyone steal them?

Shouldn't be the case. Why?

Go take them for us. Hurry up

OK

It's sad to see Wong like this

Well...

He feels sorry That means he isn't totally foolish

The doctor's said no drugs can help him

I wanna give it a try

What?

Try... Mahjong...

...to see if it works

Mahjong?

Doctors recommend elderly to play mahjong...

...to stimulate brain cells and prevent Alzheimer's disease

Yes. So?

Well...

Gotta tell you who I'm

I participated in many mahjong competitions

I've never lost a game in the competitions

Every time I won perfectly

Nobody's beaten me

I got many fans

I'm... the Queen of Mahjong

Why do you play mahjong with neighbors only?

At that time...

Nobody could beat me

Many biggies asked me for support but I didn't answer them

In the end I narked them

My fianc�...

...was stabbed to death

So I retired

And I only play mahjong games with neighbors

That's your story

I don't wanna get involved in the mahjong competitions

But that bloody Tin Kau Ko...

...who made Wong mad I gotta teach Wong mahjong...

...to stimulate his brain nerves and help him to get well

Then I teach him my techniques of winning games

I got 10 tricks

In next month's Asia Mahjong Competition...

...he'll win that bloody Ko...

...and take revenge on him

The prize money is 30 million

So...

I got to make Wong the King of Mahjong

Why have you prolonged the pronunciation?

That made me answer the urgent call of nature

Look He's listening to the sound of mahjong

True

That means my hypothesis's correct

Well...

I try to stimulate you

Cast the dice

Cast the dice

Nine. I do it on my own

Draw a tile

I draw them for you

Skip a tile

Let him do it on his own

He knows how to skip a tile Yes!

Your turn

What's the matter?

14 tiles. All're Green Dragon

What's wrong with 14 Green Dragon?

My head... it's painful. Acute pain...

Tell me what's wrong with them Then you'll be fine

'cos...

there're only 4 Green Dragon

Next set

What's wrong?

It isn't a normal serial

What's a normal one?

There should be 3 same tiles with a pair of eyes

Next

How many tiles are you waiting to win?

How about 8 Characters?

I'll count down. Tell me or you'll lose

Three, two, one...

7 tiles. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 Characters

Can't win with 8 Characters

Self-made

Purity and triple hot. Pay me

Self-made. Sure win

I feel sick. Take some tablets first

Excuse me

Take a break

Your technique's improved, boss

It's said I could discard 21 tiles at the same time

Actually it's 22 tiles

How can they beat me?

You surly are the King of Mahjong

There're 64 competitors

10're better. 9 of them are my people

Except Phoenix Girl. So...

I can assign the who'll win the game

How about Phoenix Girl?

How can she win without my help?

Tin Kau Ko, stupid Wong

Ko...

Stupid Wong why're you here?

Play mahjong

Do you have money?

Yeah. So much

A seat left. I let you play

Good

Excuse me

Why do you laugh?

I know you got these tiles

Hey... and these tiles...

But I do want them

9 Dots

Win

What serial?

8 pairs with an extra

You pretended foolish and fool me?

You lost to me, so you make a scene

You surly want more punishment

Ko

He pretended foolish and cheated at the game

If he did...

I could find it immediately

I ensure he didn't cheat at the game

He just has an excellent memory

You protect that foolish bloke Give you face this time. Go

You haven't paid me

Don't worry

I'll take money from his account to pay you

OK

You're here, Wong

You frightened us We've been looking for you

I won some money

Fei

Phoenix Girl?

This club is run by me

Let me introduce

Robert, my man. My classmate

Long time no see Yes

What a coincidence

He usually comes here

He's...

...my apprentice

I know his story

Tin Kau Ko usually plays tyrant

He even tries to fix the race of Mahjong Competition

He's really a bastard

Will you participate in the competition?

I swore that I never participate in the competitions again

Wong's learned a lot from me

Together with you, no problem this time

My technique's pretty good

You... too slow

The competition's coming

I'd like to share my experience with you

Fine

When people got a poor serial...

...they'll blow the tiles' stack

Actually the tiles are like women

If you treat them unwell they don't treat you well

If you treat them kindly they treat you like a lover

The more fiercely you scold them the poorer your luck

You'll draw a tile that you've just discarded

The tiles make you ill-fated

So you got to fall in love with the tiles

Then you'll be smoother

You mean I have to date the tiles?

Yes How to date them?

Honey Red, Baby Green, Piggy White

What do you feel? Is it comfortable?

What's it?

7 Dots... what do you want?

You feel the skin's rough?

poor seven dots

Never mind. Do a facial mask

The skin'll be smooth

Who?

2 Characters... it wasn't me who throw you on the floor

Don't get angry

Of course, I love you

You're the dearest one

Give you a kiss

Let's sleep together

Pretty good

Ah Wong, I'll teach you the truth of playing Mahjong

And I've invited two classmates to train you

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Tai Hau Kau

He won 1,000 times for double hot

He's made a record of playing 6,000 consecutive rounds

He can hide 16 tiles in the mouth

Give me a Red Dragon

How can he know it's a Red Dragon?

I recognize the tile by my tongue

Give you 3 flower tiles, OK?

Cool

One more cool bloke. Balloon Lin

A bloke or a gal?

A bloke

But he has a big breast

He can hide 3 tiles between breasts

The tiles never fall down

He hasn't stopped shaking the breasts Aren't you bushed?

Have you heard those actresses of blue films feel bushed?

No That's it

I invite these 2 virtuosi...

...just to teach you the essence of our school

I'll teach you the rules of winning games

If you memorize these 10 rules of winning games...

...you'll never lose a game

10 rules of winning games?

1st rule:

Never give foes a tile

You bastard

What a waste

Never give foes a tile

It's great

2nd:

Pong randomly when you're not in luck

I nearly win

Who're out of luck?

Me?

Pong

Pong

Pong. Pong

No more, right?

Win. 3 folds

I see My 8 pairs with an extra...

3rd rule:

Change 3 tiles during unfavorable conditions

If people stack the tiles in an order favorable to them...

...move 3 tiles to re-order it

Move 3 tiles...

Move...

The 4th rule:

Fill the gap to make a serial

People won't discard a tile that nobody wants

So make a gap of such kind of tiles

3 tiles of 1 Character; 3 of 2 Characters 3 of 3 Characters

2 characters? It'd be OK

Win

So tricky

The 6th rule:

Virtue matters

Be humble whenever you win

You win a person, not tiles

You lose your life, not tiles

Please go on

Gotta give the place to the weak winner

Got it. If I'm in luck, self-making's OK

If out of luck gotta give way to the weak winner

The last rule...

Win with a poor serial and lose with a poor personality

I'll never forget your teaching

Hello...

Welcome to the Mahjong Competition 2005

Here comes Mahjong virtuoso

Like King of Mahjong, Tin Kau Ko...

Queen of Mahjong, Phoenix Girl...

And...

...a rising novice, Wong

Wong

And one more...

So-called expert

Chi Mo Sa

It's Chi Mo Sai

OK... I am here...

with these 2 strong men...

I'll...

I'll kick those who act against the rule of competition

OK?

Offence like...

...cheating, speaking foul language making a scene...

...luring gals are prohibited The most important: Pay the winner

First stage: 1 winner from each table 16 winners in total

Next stage: Cantonese Mahjong for the 1st round

Taiwan Mahjong for the 2nd round

1 winner from each table 4 winners in total

These winners can enter the final stage

And win the championship. Wow

Self-made for 8 times

I surly win

Go home to see your mum

1 Dot 1 Dot

3 Characters 3 Characters

7 Bamboos 7 Bamboos

5 Dots 5 Dots

1 Character 1 Character

Bitch

I got 4 White Dragon How can you stop me winning you?

White Dragon Win

Excuse me. The 13 unios

You're cool

My nickname's Copier

Nobody can win if I don't let him win

I made the lower lose for 130 rounds

My name's...

Teresa Chu

Teresa Cheung?

TERESA CHU!

The rules do work

3 Characters. Need it?

She doesn't want it

You're playing Mahjong or flattering gals?

You gave her many chances

None of your business, bitch

You wanna fight with me?

So what? Damnit

Yellow card. Red card if you speak foul language again. That's it

I don't need to speak foul language Listen

Your wicked 3 Dots...

You look like 9 Dots and the arse's like 1 Dot

The figure's like White Dragon the tongue Red Dragon

Beware of the 8 Dots

What's the matter?

Red card. Out

For what? I didn't speak foul language

Get him out

Get up

I've told you not to participate in the competition

But I didn't speak foul language

The winner of the 1st round are:

Wong

I haven't won for 15 rounds Will you be rude again?

And Dragon, from Tin Kau Group

Tin Kau Ko

And Phoenix Girl

The opposite nearly wins

Let me give you a break

1 Bamboo

9 Bamboos

Pong

3 Characters

Pong

Win. Got White Dragon

Wait a minute

Move 3 tiles

Why do you stack it in this way?

So what?

He's playing with 22 tiles

22 tiles?

Normally people draw a tile and discard one

He draws 6 tiles and discard them all once Nobody knows

How can Wong win him?

Never mind. There're surveillance cameras He dares not

He discards 2 only

But it isn't favorable to Wong

Wong'll do his best

...we can see the result

Except Wong's competition

It's a keen competition

Wong's Lower is the Olympic champion...

Guo Jingjing

And she'll be the winner if she wins this round

She leads Wong by 5 folds

Mahjong. Fill the gap to make a serial

Yes... Yeah...

Ko

That stupid Wong enters the final

Never mind. Dragon and I enter the final

Don't worry. 2 to 2

We surly win?

All people expect Wong to win

They don't think we three'll win

That's the point

We'll get big money if he loses to me

I've taken all the bets on Wong winning the championship

Is he really great?

I'll make him disappear tomorrow

Mum

Remember not to call me mum again

You did?

I've been to those places Sai often goes

But didn't see him

Even he patronized the whores he should have been back

Look

Chi Mo Sai

You see

If you wanna save him...

...chop your left hand off

And put it into the bin at the corner of the street

If you don't do that...

You'll receive his stiff

What should we do?

He wants to stop me participating the Mahjong Competition

I can find out the hideaway

How?

I've seen the plate

The number's KC2051 Really?

Let's call the staff of taxi radio station

Ask about the owner and the garage they patronized

We'll know where the hideaway is

Yes! Act now

I surly beat them up once I get them

You can beat me, kick me or step me

It doesn't matter

Why have you kept me awake?

I'm bushed. Want a doss

Bin Saden invented a punishment Very cruel

No doss, low pose

What low pose?

Lie on tummy first

No

Shout no. I've seen the telly ad

Nobody helps you even you shout

Actually I'm quite handsome

People call me Master Leon

You do look like Leon?

Master Leon

Jesus... do send me aid

Release Sai Release Sai

I'm here. Let him go Let him go

You know the hideaway. Pretty good

But you still gotta give me your left hand

Well...

Let's have a talk

Mum... Yeah...

Give way to me Yes

Beat her up too

It's OK, OK...

Bastard...

Scram?

Gal you're exposed

Don't...

Kick me twice and get it done

Don't touch my face

Why do you nark me?

If you didn't say you're handsome...

I don't wanna beat you up

Bastard, I hate Leon Lai

Why do you nark me?

Are you OK? You think?

OK! Go!

Still can't go?

My legs are palsied

I take you...

Too slow

Where?

At the back!

Left or right?

In the middle!

Just where?

It's asshole!

So send Mo Sai to hospital?

Not Mo Sai! It's Chi Mo Sai!

Ah Wong, are you OK?

It's OK! OK!

Dorlina

Before I die, I confess

You need not do this

If I can't tell you, I can't die

Before you get up every day

I steal $1,000 from your wallet...

Oh, that's why my money is usually gone

$10,000 in total...

It's fine! Fine! Fine...

No, I use it for... massage!

Never mind! Never...

Stop!

Massage? Bastard!

MC

it's time now, Ah Wong is quit

We three start to play

Objection!

Three isn't a real Mahjong

If I win, I still can't be King of Mahjong

I think we should wait

How long? Wait till dead?

Yellow card! Don't get angry!

OK!

3 more minutes, then we start!

I don't know!

Oh yes, my watch is out of order

It's 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3...

Stop!

MC, we gotta sue him

Tin Kau Ko caught Chi Mo Sai and stopped Ah Wong from coming!

Any evidence?

Wanna be sued for defamation?

As you come, let's play!

Ah Wong, what's wrong?

I got hit in the garage I'm feeling a bit dizzy!

Don't scare me

Don't cheat me!

Don't cheat so much, come on

Or you want to quit?

Just do it! Go! Go!

Everybody, we've 3 rounds

Round 1, Cantonese Mahjong

Round 2, Unseen Mahjong

That's all the tiles facing down just by touching

Round 3, Taiwan Mahjong

That's it, good luck!

Brother, you're my lower lower than me! Ha...

Ah Wong, are you OK?

OK! OK...

Round 1: Cantonese Mahjong

Self-made! Purity!

Self-made! Semipure!

I'm lucky, Self-made!

Beauty, you've killed me so much

but I'm so lucky!

He throws 6 Characters without thinking

that means 3 or 6 are of no use.

He's ponged 1, 7, 8. So 9 is useless too

Therefore, he wants 2, 4 or 5 Characters!

Does Phoenix Girl change?

She's really changing!

Oh! I'm sorry my next tile is 5 Characters!

Oh, just show you all!

OK!

If he wants 5 Characters he'll self-make later!

Phoenix Girl abandoned 7, 8 and 8 Bamboos

Must wait for 6 Bamboos now

Gotta give the place to the weak winner 6 Bamboos!

Win!

You're quite good at these skills

You... are...

Oh! Ah Wong's still sick

Round 2: Unseen Mahjong

It's the last round of Unseen Mahjong

Tin Kau Ko is leading!

And the trend will go on!

Tin Kau Ko is so secure If I don't make him lose

Beauty, your smile is of no use

You're my upper. I can't help you!

You can't but I can!

What?

Hey, don't say this

Purity, how can I make?

Wah! Purity! Cool!

What's this?

10 Characters?

Tin Kau Ko, what tile is it?

Troubling me? It's very expensive

MC, something wrong!

No problem, is it?

8, 9, and 10 Characters...

Of course not!

It's false win!

Give a serious warning!

No...

So... false win!

It's great!

Not yet finished We still have Taiwan Mahjong

Round 3: Taiwan Mahjong

It's the last event in Taiwan Mahjong

Tin Kau Ko has made 4 folds

Dragon and Phoenix Girl have made 3 folds each!

The last dealer is Tin Kau Ko

If Ah Wong can't win... he must lose!

So... ugly, what can I do?

Brother

If I win, you can go home then!

Not yet finished

North

Pong!

You must love the tiles

Then you'll get what you want

So you want me to love the tiles

Honey Red, Baby Green, Piggy White where're you?

I'm waiting for you, I'm waiting for you

Come back quickly...

Disgusting! Can you stop?

No rules stop me from singing...

Oh, my love, my Red Dragon

You come back quickly Green Dragon and White Dragon...

Oh, you're really back, Honey

You psycho

East

Pong!

See whether you've Red Dragon?

Pong!

Green Dragon, you don't love me?

If you love me, come back please!

I'm always waiting for you!

Bastard...

South

Pong!

and Green Dragon too

Oh! You've come late!

Never mind. Better than nothing

White Dragon, come quickly together

South

Green Dragon

Pong!

What? He can call them back?

It's the whole family! Then Sister 7 Dots now...

I've never touched such a delicate 7 Dots just like OK2

It's different

2 Bamboos!

Hey? Lower killed upper? So happy?

Lose with a poor personality...

Ah! It's wrong!

Ah! It's finished!

I love 2 Characters more I should win with it

Never mind, I can call him back

2 Characters, I beg you come back 2 Characters...

2 Characters

7 Dots... where're you?

7 Dots? I've 3 tiles!

8 Bamboos!

Oh no!

Still coming?

7 Characters. 7 Characters

Ha... 2 Characters, you're really back I love you forever

What have you drawn? You look pale

Maybe 2 Characters?

3 Characters

I thought it must be 2 Characters!

3 Characters is OK

What?

3 Characters, win!

You...

I said 2 Characters and you believe me?

How can you be King of Mahjong? Silly!

Ugly tiles may not lose if you don't give up

You can finally win!

You've got all my bets!

Aren't you mad?

You're mad! I cheat you!

Bastard!

What? Again?

Hello everybody

The champion today is...

Ah Wong!

Everybody

thank you very much, but...

I won't gamble forever

Gambling can never be a career

I won't get the name King of Mahjong!