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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Is she really going out
with him?
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The silver jubilee
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marks 25 years
of Her Majesty's reign.
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Oi, watch it!
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I'll fucking kill you!
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Don't come back here,
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you fucking thieving
little git!
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- Fuck off!
- Fucking bastards!
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All right, John?
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All right, boys?
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All right, go, go, go, go!
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Keep fighting
the machine, boys!
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To the Queen!
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- Hip, hip...
- Hooray!
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- Hip, hip...
- Hooray!
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Mum, can I have a word?
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Can you sub me
next week's pocket money?
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- You'll be home by 12:00?
- Yeah.
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A revolution bankrolled
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entirely by Mum's
spare change.
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God save the Queen!
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The fascist regime!
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Get off!
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I fucked your mum!
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I had fun with her afterwards.
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She's a very generous lover.
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Whoa!
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Oi, slow down, mate.
Slow down. Come on.
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I can't believe you
did that. That was so funny.
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Thank you very much.
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When did they start
charging a bleeding pound
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for a punk show in Croydon?
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Shut it, Vic, all right?
We're getting in for free.
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Up here.
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Females await, boys.
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Don't touch my hair.
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Don't touch my hair.
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Please kiss my heart and touch
my mind. Don't touch me there.
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Don't touch my hair.
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Don't touch my fucking hair.
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Oi!
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Fuck you, bitch! Bitch!
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Whoa, punk really is
the greatest thing
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that ever happened
to ugly people, isn't it?
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Fuck you, Jerry.
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Wait till you see Slap.
Wait till you see my boy!
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Oi, get the fuck out of here!
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Come in the front door,
you poofs!
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Oh, boys, this place is
teeming with proper gash.
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Do you not like
that word, Enn?
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Would you prefer "lady bits"
or "front bottom"?
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Fuck off.
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God, those braces are clinging
on for dear life, ain't they?
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I think the one with pink hair
is Shirley from school.
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Yeah, I know her.
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She's Boadicea's
right-hand bitch.
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Go and talk to her then.
Get us into the after party.
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Hey, who's the twat
in the turtleneck?
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Must be another label
sniffing around The Dyschords.
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You know, Boadicea should be
reading our fanzine.
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Yeah, he's right.
She could put us on the map.
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- Get us an intro then.
- I don't want to.
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- Talk to Shirley.
- No. I don't want to.
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You went to school with her.
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- Sod off.
- Aww, are you a virgin?
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- Fuck off!
- Go on!
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The chick is leaving
the nest.
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I was in Despair,
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and now I'm in another band
called Lipstick,
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which was formed
from the remnants of Despair.
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Hiya!
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It's Shirley, right?
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Uh, we went
to school together.
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The name's Spinning Jenny.
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Nice. I'm Enn.
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Uh, we did that show together?
Do you remember?
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Baa Baa Black Sheep?
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I was a bag of wool,
and so were you.
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And we had that duet together.
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Go on, give us
a tune then, "Shirley."
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- Piss off.
- Um...
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I do remember that song
we did though.
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Let's sing it.
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Oh, come on. You start.
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We are bags of wool,
and I love you
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And I'm happy
'cause you love me too
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Don't pay any attention
to that.
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But now I'm a gray sock
and you're a winter's cap
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Forever apart on the same cold
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Chap
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Oi, oi, oi.
Bunch of boob-sniffing fucks!
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Ever get the feeling
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your invitation was lost
in the mail?
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Who could imagine
you lot out here
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- in a shithole like Croydon!
- Fuck off!
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In the world
of quantum mechanics,
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punks are everywhere
at the same time.
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Until, observe.
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Let me welcome you
to the leaders
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of the
Party go Punk revolution!
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The incredible Dyschords!
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With your,
with your vampire
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'Cause I'm your little sex toy
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Your city is torn
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She's singing I love you
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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I had a planned adolescence
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Under duress
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A planned obsolescence
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I'm so depressed
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Yes!
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Fuck off! Fuck off!
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Cradle to the grave
We are told what to do
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I'm bleeding from my tongue
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But my blood's not blue
Oh, oh, oh, oh
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I had a planned adolescence
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Suck him off!
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Stop!
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- Fuck off!
- Piss off!
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Virgin Records!
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- Fuck you, yeah!
- Oh, oh, oh, oh!
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I had a planned adolescence
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Under duress
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- Yeah!
- A planned obsolescence
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I'm so depressed
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A planned adolescence
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Under duress
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A planned obsolescence
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I'm so depressed
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Get off!
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There's your seven-inch.
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You stupid
fucking pillock.
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We had him. We had him!
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And then you had to go
and fuck it up!
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What are you, suicidal?
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- Ahh! You remind me of my mum.
- Good!
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Bo,
I'm the golden goose!
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You haven't laid
the golden egg yet, have you?
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I've had it, Slap!
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- So where's the after party?
- Wadeson Street. And you!
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You are barred!
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I can't bear it
if they sign
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to a major, though.
So wrong.
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Well,
The Clash signed to CBS.
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They're dead to me.
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I've written an editorial
in the new issue.
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Did you put
my Slits review in?
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Some of it.
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- What did you take out?
- The epic fucking poetry.
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Oi! Rimbaud was a symbolist.
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You want to forget the artsy
crap next Tuesday, John mate.
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Where are you going to
take her?
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- Who?
- My impending date.
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When did you get a date?
Who with?
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- Tracey.
- What? Tracey the Slag?
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Tracey the Magnanimous.
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"Now, boys,
you can touch one of them.
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"Left one's bigger..."
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"...right one's nicer!"
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So I was thinking, do I save
up and take her into town?
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The Roxy maybe?
I mean, she's not a punk...
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Nah, some mafia queer
runs the place now.
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Don't know if he'll let you
fuck her in the toilet.
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That is genuinely sad
to take advantage.
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Not as sad as being the guy
at the party
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who ends up in the kitchen,
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talking to someone's mum.
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"Oh, lovely
shade of blue, your balls."
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Yeah, that'll be the shade
of your mum's lipstick, mate.
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- Come on, boys!
- Tonight, all that changes
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at the after party!
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Do you know
where we're going?
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- Yeah, Wadeson Street.
- Which is which way?
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Just down the road
around the corner.
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I trust you implicitly, Vic!
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I absolutely know
where we're going.
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Ugh, again.
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Why don't we go
for a bit of a swing
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in the kids' park instead?
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- Fuck me!
- I'd hurt you, Enn.
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How about this, right?
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Why don't we finish our beers
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and decide
on the Virys run tomorrow.
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Enn?
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Enn?
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What's that music?
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- What music?
- Shh!
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I've almost got it.
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Now I hear it.
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Never doubt me again.
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That music is amazing.
Is it German?
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I feel like
I've heard it before.
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You never heard nothing
before me, mate.
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Shut it. Let's get laid.
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Hello.
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We're friends of Boadicea.
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She manages The Dyschords.
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There is no discord here.
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Right.
What's your name, then?
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Stella.
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That's got to be the prettiest
name I have ever heard.
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It's like a star, isn't it?
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No. Stellas have been stars,
but not all stars are Stellas.
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Well, you look
like a star, Stella.
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They must be from California.
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Jackpot.
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They fuck anything that moves
in California.
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Yeah, and Croydon
is the sister city to Fresno.
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It's going to be
all right, mate.
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Just corner the one
that looks the loneliest
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and speak
in short admiring sentences.
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Excuse me.
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Hmm.
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Enn.
Enn, mate. Come here.
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So cool.
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Might have a bit of a dance
to that.
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I'm...
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I'm gonna go find the kitchen.
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Hello.
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You look like you could use
some company.
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I'm Enn.
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Short for Henry.
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I'm Wainswain.
It's long for Wain.
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I don't remember you.
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Don't you find it sad
that we never seem
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to recognize each other
on birthdays?
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Weren't you a virus last time?
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- Last time?
- I thought so.
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I'm a Second.
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A second what?
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Second Colony.
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Today
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I manifested imperfectly.
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Again.
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But that is no reflection
on Parent-Teacher Wain.
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That is my own burden.
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My mate John has got
a third nipple,
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and it never held him back
in any way.
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In our culture, he would class
as an abomination.
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I'm...
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Happy birthday, Waldo.
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Happy birthday to you.
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Fourth Colony manifests...
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Individuality!
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Let's be grateful
for our bodies.
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After all,
they're our last ones.
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The iconic London sights,
Big Ben, Westminster Abbey,
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and the private Pleasure Dome
of the Prime Ministers,
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aren't going to happen.
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This whole
Queen's jubilee celebration
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sort of blindsided us
Parent-Teachers
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and the city is booked solid.
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But we've managed
to patch together
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a brand-new itinerary
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of equally
nourishing experiences,
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all within
this deeply authentic
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suburban community of...
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Croydon.
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Zan, what are you
looking forward
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to experiencing in Croydon?
261
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:45,951
I've sensed some tension
over our last few stops, Zan.
262
00:17:46,617 --> 00:17:48,954
Do you have something
you want to interjaculate?
263
00:17:50,755 --> 00:17:52,489
Don't hold back, Zan.
264
00:17:52,491 --> 00:17:54,895
- Fourth Colony manifests...
- Individuality!
265
00:18:06,072 --> 00:18:08,072
You constantly use words like
266
00:18:08,074 --> 00:18:10,108
"enrichment"
and "authenticity,"
267
00:18:10,110 --> 00:18:14,081
but we're behaving more like
tourists than travelers.
268
00:18:15,448 --> 00:18:18,685
I mean, perhaps we could
emulate the Stellas
269
00:18:18,687 --> 00:18:20,689
and really participate.
270
00:18:20,956 --> 00:18:23,656
The Stellas have
a different way
271
00:18:23,658 --> 00:18:25,859
of enriching their community.
272
00:18:25,861 --> 00:18:28,965
Well, all we ever seem to do
is observe and consume.
273
00:18:30,099 --> 00:18:31,935
You are what you eat, Zan.
274
00:18:32,602 --> 00:18:34,603
I know I am.
275
00:18:35,138 --> 00:18:36,340
Zan...
276
00:18:47,683 --> 00:18:49,019
Are you shocked?
277
00:18:49,886 --> 00:18:51,488
No, um...
278
00:18:52,155 --> 00:18:55,026
I get it. I'm into punk.
279
00:18:55,427 --> 00:18:56,895
My name is Enn.
280
00:18:57,562 --> 00:18:58,564
Zan.
281
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:02,633
Tell me more
about yourself, Zan.
282
00:19:03,034 --> 00:19:06,605
Why? We've probably met
a thousand times.
283
00:19:08,173 --> 00:19:09,475
What's punk?
284
00:19:10,175 --> 00:19:13,009
Like the Ramones?
Or the Sex Pistols?
285
00:19:13,011 --> 00:19:14,611
Or the New York Dolls.
286
00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:15,978
Well, some people
don't count the Dolls.
287
00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,818
But it's like anarchy.
288
00:19:18,652 --> 00:19:21,122
Now that is punk!
289
00:19:24,758 --> 00:19:26,927
Do more punk to me.
290
00:19:30,731 --> 00:19:32,401
Hmm...
291
00:19:34,902 --> 00:19:38,136
Me and my mates were thinking
of starting a band, actually,
292
00:19:38,138 --> 00:19:40,472
'cause none of us know how to
play anything, which is...
293
00:19:40,474 --> 00:19:43,012
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
294
00:19:44,146 --> 00:19:46,648
Um, you're bleeding.
295
00:19:58,895 --> 00:20:01,632
How do I further access
the punk?
296
00:20:02,932 --> 00:20:05,937
Well, I could take you dancing
at the Roxy.
297
00:20:06,203 --> 00:20:07,705
Rape is playing tomorrow.
298
00:20:08,572 --> 00:20:11,443
Our schedule doesn't allow
for Rape.
299
00:20:12,575 --> 00:20:14,775
Does yours? Are you a Sixth?
300
00:20:14,777 --> 00:20:15,947
What do you mean?
301
00:20:17,681 --> 00:20:19,217
You're a local?
302
00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:22,221
Stella said it was all right.
303
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:25,858
And only the Stella
knows you're here?
304
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:37,603
Hey, Stella. You're luminous,
you know that?
305
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:42,576
I wanna kiss you forever,
306
00:20:43,277 --> 00:20:45,680
but you make me feel shy.
307
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:50,218
I don't wanna go
too fast, but...
308
00:20:54,021 --> 00:20:55,624
Are you prepared?
309
00:20:56,758 --> 00:20:58,160
Yeah.
310
00:20:58,893 --> 00:21:00,828
Then kneel.
311
00:21:01,128 --> 00:21:02,594
What?
312
00:21:02,596 --> 00:21:04,599
Remove your clothes.
313
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:07,503
Okay.
314
00:21:11,874 --> 00:21:13,239
How long
have you lot been here?
315
00:21:13,241 --> 00:21:14,674
We arrived this morning.
316
00:21:14,676 --> 00:21:16,044
It's the last stop
on our tour.
317
00:21:16,846 --> 00:21:19,149
What do your people do
on an ordinary day?
318
00:21:27,057 --> 00:21:28,626
Relax.
319
00:21:31,662 --> 00:21:33,064
Breathe.
320
00:21:38,202 --> 00:21:39,938
Close your eyes.
321
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,228
Breathe, Victor.
322
00:22:02,695 --> 00:22:04,060
Breath.
323
00:22:04,062 --> 00:22:07,134
Respire from the orifice.
324
00:22:08,101 --> 00:22:10,804
Saturday's
our fanzine distribution day.
325
00:22:11,839 --> 00:22:16,210
Sunday, we pick tomatoes
over by the sewage pipes.
326
00:22:16,811 --> 00:22:18,878
You see, tomato seeds,
327
00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,812
they don't break down
in the digestive system,
328
00:22:20,814 --> 00:22:23,352
so they grow wild wherever
there's a leak in the pipes.
329
00:22:23,785 --> 00:22:26,688
We pick them to sell them
for photocopying money.
330
00:22:27,756 --> 00:22:31,260
Dancing, free trade,
duplication,
331
00:22:31,826 --> 00:22:33,960
having no restrictions?
332
00:22:33,962 --> 00:22:35,798
Well, we do what we want.
333
00:22:35,997 --> 00:22:39,001
Release!
334
00:22:40,737 --> 00:22:42,273
Merge!
335
00:22:43,406 --> 00:22:45,140
Let go!
336
00:22:50,413 --> 00:22:52,248
Ascend!
337
00:23:02,727 --> 00:23:04,296
Who the fuck are you?
338
00:23:05,096 --> 00:23:07,099
Who the fuck is he?
339
00:23:08,133 --> 00:23:09,865
Who the fuck are you?
340
00:23:22,048 --> 00:23:23,815
Do you think
I could smell it?
341
00:23:23,817 --> 00:23:25,318
Yeah, pop it off like that.
342
00:23:36,062 --> 00:23:37,431
That's a Level One violation.
343
00:23:38,031 --> 00:23:40,068
Yes, it is, Celia.
344
00:23:43,205 --> 00:23:44,205
Level Two.
345
00:23:46,942 --> 00:23:47,943
She's approaching
a Level Three!
346
00:23:49,043 --> 00:23:50,278
Enn!
347
00:23:52,013 --> 00:23:53,313
Enn, we've all got to
get out of here!
348
00:23:53,315 --> 00:23:54,781
What?
349
00:23:54,783 --> 00:23:56,884
You! I see you!
350
00:23:56,886 --> 00:23:58,789
Stay away from me!
351
00:24:15,304 --> 00:24:18,474
I claim our Colony's right to
unique experience, Waldo!
352
00:24:18,476 --> 00:24:20,176
This is unprecedented.
353
00:24:20,178 --> 00:24:21,979
Oh! You mean it's unique?
354
00:24:25,350 --> 00:24:27,250
Zan, this tone.
355
00:24:29,921 --> 00:24:32,726
John! John! We've got to
get out of here!
356
00:24:32,924 --> 00:24:34,824
Shut the fuck up!
357
00:24:34,826 --> 00:24:36,729
Hurry! Hurry!
358
00:24:37,462 --> 00:24:39,199
Out! Out!
359
00:24:42,469 --> 00:24:44,872
Out! Out!
360
00:24:50,876 --> 00:24:53,946
Lads. Lads, lads.
Lads, lads. Lads.
361
00:24:53,948 --> 00:24:57,882
Lads, that was the future.
362
00:24:57,884 --> 00:24:59,818
What the hell
is wrong with you?
363
00:24:59,820 --> 00:25:01,088
Did you force her
or something?
364
00:25:02,423 --> 00:25:03,892
Fuck you!
365
00:25:04,125 --> 00:25:05,761
What was that for?
366
00:25:06,127 --> 00:25:09,164
Vic. Vic.
Vic, where you going, mate?
367
00:25:09,897 --> 00:25:11,266
- Vic.
- Enn!
368
00:25:11,966 --> 00:25:13,969
Enn. Enn.
369
00:25:14,302 --> 00:25:17,238
I claimed
a unilateral dispensation.
370
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,375
What?
371
00:25:19,041 --> 00:25:20,511
I can come with you.
372
00:25:22,412 --> 00:25:24,045
To the punk.
373
00:25:24,047 --> 00:25:26,383
Oh. Well, everything's closed.
374
00:25:28,050 --> 00:25:29,987
Everything on the island?
375
00:25:31,252 --> 00:25:32,054
The island?
376
00:25:32,056 --> 00:25:34,159
Oh... Well, yeah.
377
00:25:35,158 --> 00:25:36,927
When do you have to be back?
378
00:25:37,461 --> 00:25:39,397
I have 48 hours.
379
00:25:45,003 --> 00:25:46,304
Enn...
380
00:25:46,605 --> 00:25:48,207
What is it?
381
00:25:50,274 --> 00:25:51,944
I feel
382
00:25:53,212 --> 00:25:55,081
this body is dying.
383
00:26:14,368 --> 00:26:17,203
It may yet live.
384
00:29:17,532 --> 00:29:19,269
Are those my shoes?
385
00:29:20,368 --> 00:29:21,737
How did you know?
386
00:29:22,304 --> 00:29:25,141
Because they look exactly
like my shoes.
387
00:29:25,841 --> 00:29:28,278
No, you don't have to.
388
00:29:45,729 --> 00:29:47,864
Did you build this place?
389
00:29:47,866 --> 00:29:50,469
No. My dad built it for me.
390
00:29:52,470 --> 00:29:54,207
I like your ring.
391
00:29:54,707 --> 00:29:56,708
It's the symbol of my Colony.
392
00:29:58,310 --> 00:30:00,547
Are these the symbols
of your Colony?
393
00:30:01,479 --> 00:30:04,285
- Uh...
- The Punk Colony?
394
00:30:05,252 --> 00:30:06,821
I guess some of them.
395
00:30:07,687 --> 00:30:10,658
'Cause our mag's
called Virys, uh,
396
00:30:11,557 --> 00:30:16,498
so I came up with this
cartoon character, Virys Boy,
397
00:30:17,364 --> 00:30:18,866
because he looks a bit punk.
398
00:30:19,901 --> 00:30:22,467
See here, he goes around
399
00:30:22,469 --> 00:30:24,605
and he meets
all these arseholes,
400
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:27,206
and just
spreads himself everywhere
401
00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:28,641
and infects everyone
402
00:30:28,643 --> 00:30:31,646
to fight fascism
and conformity.
403
00:30:34,482 --> 00:30:36,382
So the solution to conformity
404
00:30:36,384 --> 00:30:39,221
is forced insemination
and cloning?
405
00:30:40,522 --> 00:30:42,192
Oh. Um...
406
00:30:43,259 --> 00:30:46,430
That's... It was meant to be
a metaphor for freedom.
407
00:30:47,396 --> 00:30:50,597
I just think once we're free,
408
00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:51,966
we'll stop doing
what we're told,
409
00:30:51,968 --> 00:30:53,538
which is just consume.
410
00:30:54,672 --> 00:30:57,808
If we don't stop,
we'll eat the fucking world.
411
00:30:59,777 --> 00:31:02,780
There are contradictions
in your metaphor.
412
00:31:03,414 --> 00:31:04,747
Yeah.
413
00:31:04,749 --> 00:31:06,552
But I am moved by it.
414
00:31:07,484 --> 00:31:09,788
- Really?
- Mmm.
415
00:31:11,889 --> 00:31:14,526
Do you know
that in every person's DNA
416
00:31:15,292 --> 00:31:17,795
there's a remnant
of every virus
417
00:31:17,797 --> 00:31:19,696
that has ever infected
a human being
418
00:31:19,698 --> 00:31:22,234
since the birth of man?
419
00:31:22,435 --> 00:31:25,668
I think adapting
to survive viruses
420
00:31:25,670 --> 00:31:30,541
is what eventually turned
bacteria into human beings.
421
00:31:30,543 --> 00:31:31,943
I was a bacterium...
422
00:31:31,945 --> 00:31:33,845
Who knows what we will become
in the future.
423
00:31:33,847 --> 00:31:36,850
- ...but I never met a virus.
- I think viruses will save us.
424
00:32:03,879 --> 00:32:07,951
Wow, your skin
is so soft there.
425
00:32:09,885 --> 00:32:11,552
Your hands are so cold.
426
00:32:11,554 --> 00:32:14,557
Your ears are translucent.
427
00:32:17,694 --> 00:32:21,630
Your penis is small and folded
428
00:32:21,632 --> 00:32:24,369
like the bud
of a tiny pink flower.
429
00:32:27,872 --> 00:32:31,643
Oh, it's losing its structure.
430
00:32:35,012 --> 00:32:36,381
Hmm.
431
00:33:05,946 --> 00:33:09,481
Mum, this is, uh, my friend.
432
00:33:09,483 --> 00:33:11,153
She...
433
00:33:15,022 --> 00:33:17,293
We, um... We actually...
434
00:33:27,102 --> 00:33:29,372
Right. Explanation.
435
00:33:29,673 --> 00:33:30,841
I am Zan.
436
00:33:31,574 --> 00:33:32,575
Zan's American.
437
00:33:33,510 --> 00:33:37,979
Oh! Oh! I nearly went
to Hollywood once.
438
00:33:37,981 --> 00:33:40,815
No, Mum. You actually didn't
nearly go to Hollywood once.
439
00:33:40,817 --> 00:33:43,387
- I was a model.
- A foot model.
440
00:33:43,854 --> 00:33:47,723
There was this audition
for a Diana Dors film.
441
00:33:47,725 --> 00:33:50,458
That film was shot
in Ealing. I looked it up.
442
00:33:50,460 --> 00:33:52,928
They needed to do a close-up
on Diana's foot,
443
00:33:52,930 --> 00:33:54,630
and they called us models in
444
00:33:54,632 --> 00:33:57,870
because Diana had six toes
on the foot in question.
445
00:33:58,070 --> 00:34:01,740
I kept my foot wrapped
in Vaseline for seven days.
446
00:34:02,006 --> 00:34:03,774
And then when
I took the bag off,
447
00:34:03,776 --> 00:34:05,643
my skin was as soft
as a baby's lips.
448
00:34:05,645 --> 00:34:08,879
Mum, Vaseline promotes
hair growth.
449
00:34:08,881 --> 00:34:10,815
Marilyn Monroe
grew a mustache
450
00:34:10,817 --> 00:34:12,449
from using Vaseline.
451
00:34:12,451 --> 00:34:14,618
And she did all right
for herself, didn't she?
452
00:34:14,620 --> 00:34:16,755
If by "all right,"
you mean dead.
453
00:34:16,757 --> 00:34:19,590
Do you ever see me
shaving my feet?
454
00:34:19,592 --> 00:34:21,762
- Thankfully not.
- Right.
455
00:34:23,496 --> 00:34:25,898
Oh! I love this record!
456
00:34:25,900 --> 00:34:28,167
It's not a record,
it's a tape.
457
00:34:31,705 --> 00:34:33,205
And white people
trying to sing
458
00:34:33,207 --> 00:34:35,043
like black people is racist.
459
00:34:35,444 --> 00:34:37,046
I'm not a racialist.
460
00:34:37,779 --> 00:34:40,213
Pancakes! Let's make pancakes.
461
00:34:40,215 --> 00:34:41,815
Americans love pancakes,
don't they?
462
00:34:41,817 --> 00:34:43,918
Come on, love.
You show me how it's done.
463
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,521
You don't have to.
464
00:34:57,167 --> 00:34:59,904
- Come on, Henry.
- No, Mum.
465
00:35:00,803 --> 00:35:02,539
- Come on.
- No!
466
00:35:03,039 --> 00:35:04,739
Come to Mama.
467
00:35:04,741 --> 00:35:06,541
That is not okay.
468
00:35:06,543 --> 00:35:07,945
Grind it.
469
00:35:25,898 --> 00:35:27,166
Stop it.
470
00:35:27,566 --> 00:35:29,170
- What?
- Looking at me.
471
00:35:30,237 --> 00:35:33,103
Looked-at babies
make more successful adults.
472
00:35:33,105 --> 00:35:34,707
That's proven.
473
00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:40,715
She's adorable.
474
00:35:42,249 --> 00:35:44,686
And everyone needs
that special someone.
475
00:35:45,720 --> 00:35:47,088
Everyone, Enn.
476
00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:49,988
What's that supposed to mean?
477
00:35:49,990 --> 00:35:52,995
- Henry, it's just a date.
- Malcolm?
478
00:35:53,194 --> 00:35:55,261
Well, it's
the jubilee tea dance
479
00:35:55,263 --> 00:35:56,795
on Sunday,
and that's all it is.
480
00:35:56,797 --> 00:35:58,230
Mum, he's repugnant.
481
00:35:58,232 --> 00:36:00,734
He was a paratrooper
in Indochina.
482
00:36:00,736 --> 00:36:03,069
He peeled potatoes.
I looked it up.
483
00:36:03,071 --> 00:36:04,305
Your generation
will eventually
484
00:36:04,307 --> 00:36:05,676
be doing nothing
but looking it up.
485
00:36:05,974 --> 00:36:09,744
I'm a woman. With a clitoris.
Look that up.
486
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:13,014
Malcolm says that my best days
are not behind me.
487
00:36:13,016 --> 00:36:13,950
They've just begun.
488
00:36:14,684 --> 00:36:16,652
You're not England,
for Christ's sake, Mum.
489
00:36:16,654 --> 00:36:18,219
Well,
he's a right lot kinder to me
490
00:36:18,221 --> 00:36:19,888
than your left-wing father
ever was.
491
00:36:19,890 --> 00:36:21,589
Well, he was kind to me!
492
00:36:21,591 --> 00:36:23,024
He left you
when you were nine.
493
00:36:23,026 --> 00:36:25,027
Well, who'd blame him,
with your yammering.
494
00:36:25,029 --> 00:36:26,627
You'll do the same
to someone else one day.
495
00:36:26,629 --> 00:36:28,798
- I'm sure!
- I would never do that!
496
00:36:33,170 --> 00:36:36,039
Oh! Sorry, love,
the door wasn't locked.
497
00:36:36,041 --> 00:36:39,775
It's okay.
It's my first time at this.
498
00:36:39,777 --> 00:36:41,280
It's taking longer
than I expected.
499
00:36:42,048 --> 00:36:43,517
Hmm.
500
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,890
Mum?
501
00:36:54,927 --> 00:36:56,230
Zan.
502
00:36:56,797 --> 00:36:58,032
Waldo.
503
00:36:58,599 --> 00:37:00,065
I agree in principle
504
00:37:00,067 --> 00:37:02,036
that there is no progress
without deviation,
505
00:37:02,869 --> 00:37:06,975
but you have to remember
that you are not just you.
506
00:37:08,209 --> 00:37:10,712
And we are not just us
without you.
507
00:37:11,144 --> 00:37:13,144
I'm nourishing my body
with raw data
508
00:37:13,146 --> 00:37:14,682
to enrich the Eating.
509
00:37:15,350 --> 00:37:17,554
Isn't that the purpose
of this endless tour?
510
00:37:18,786 --> 00:37:20,087
I'm doing it for you.
511
00:37:20,089 --> 00:37:21,958
Oh, this is not about me.
512
00:37:22,290 --> 00:37:25,894
I ate pancakes which
I am currently excreting.
513
00:37:26,962 --> 00:37:29,196
And I danced.
I danced with
514
00:37:29,198 --> 00:37:31,101
the Parent-Teacher
you are riding.
515
00:37:31,834 --> 00:37:34,635
Those are
unique experiences, Waldo.
516
00:37:34,637 --> 00:37:37,674
You've exceeded your
experience quota, young lady.
517
00:37:43,246 --> 00:37:45,216
Ooh. I lost my place.
518
00:37:46,116 --> 00:37:47,685
Oh, yeah.
519
00:37:54,392 --> 00:37:56,728
You just finish up
this one, love.
520
00:38:02,668 --> 00:38:05,004
I can see you, Keyhole Kevin.
521
00:38:06,372 --> 00:38:07,975
Oh, she's a lovely girl.
522
00:38:09,274 --> 00:38:10,977
Let's go!
523
00:39:06,036 --> 00:39:07,772
I like this body.
524
00:39:08,172 --> 00:39:10,005
Is it a good one?
525
00:39:10,007 --> 00:39:11,777
I like yours.
526
00:39:12,043 --> 00:39:14,179
It smells like butter.
527
00:39:15,212 --> 00:39:16,812
Tastes like salt.
528
00:39:16,814 --> 00:39:18,013
What do I smell like?
529
00:39:50,985 --> 00:39:52,754
I like your Parent-Teacher.
530
00:39:53,120 --> 00:39:55,990
Who, Mum? She never taught me
a bloody thing.
531
00:39:57,959 --> 00:39:59,395
What about the other one?
532
00:40:00,261 --> 00:40:02,397
The one who made
your tree-temple?
533
00:40:03,265 --> 00:40:05,101
Oh, my dad?
534
00:40:07,135 --> 00:40:10,806
Well, he was
a jazz musician actually.
535
00:40:12,407 --> 00:40:14,141
But he never really
recorded anything
536
00:40:14,143 --> 00:40:15,879
'cause he said that would be
selling out.
537
00:40:16,513 --> 00:40:18,149
Is that punk?
538
00:40:18,482 --> 00:40:21,352
Dad was definitely a punk.
539
00:40:22,252 --> 00:40:23,984
He was someone
who never settled
540
00:40:23,986 --> 00:40:25,355
for the way that things were.
541
00:40:27,558 --> 00:40:29,428
Is that why he left you?
542
00:40:43,107 --> 00:40:47,180
If I was your Parent-Teacher,
I would never leave you.
543
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,438
- Waldo?
- Yes, Wain?
544
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:45,973
Has it not
occurred to you
545
00:41:45,975 --> 00:41:47,342
if you allow her
this degree of freedom,
546
00:41:47,344 --> 00:41:48,513
she may do more than rebel?
547
00:41:50,547 --> 00:41:51,517
Stop.
548
00:41:59,356 --> 00:42:00,456
That's my fault too?
549
00:42:00,458 --> 00:42:01,460
Who else's?
550
00:42:02,594 --> 00:42:05,261
Well, Stella did approve
interaction with the local.
551
00:42:05,263 --> 00:42:08,100
Limited interaction
is my Colony's prerogative.
552
00:42:08,667 --> 00:42:10,301
It's not my fault
you can't regulate
553
00:42:10,303 --> 00:42:11,504
your own progeny.
554
00:42:12,138 --> 00:42:14,471
You have less than 24 hours
until Exit
555
00:42:14,473 --> 00:42:16,675
to rectify the situation.
556
00:42:16,677 --> 00:42:18,476
And then we eat.
557
00:42:22,548 --> 00:42:24,048
I'm aware
of the schedule.
558
00:42:24,050 --> 00:42:25,983
Then why not eliminate
the problem?
559
00:42:25,985 --> 00:42:28,220
- I could do with an appetizer.
- Oh, come on.
560
00:42:28,222 --> 00:42:29,654
Stella,
eating before Exit
561
00:42:29,656 --> 00:42:32,357
in this manifestation
will be very messy.
562
00:42:32,359 --> 00:42:35,026
I recommend sequestration.
She'll soon come running back.
563
00:42:35,028 --> 00:42:36,361
I really don't...
564
00:42:36,363 --> 00:42:37,395
That's a fair compromise.
565
00:42:37,397 --> 00:42:39,233
All those in favor?
566
00:42:40,569 --> 00:42:41,637
PT First?
567
00:42:44,139 --> 00:42:46,509
Abstention.
Waldo, you're outvoted.
568
00:42:46,708 --> 00:42:48,543
The offspring is shunned.
569
00:42:50,112 --> 00:42:51,180
Shunned.
570
00:42:52,048 --> 00:42:53,250
Shunned?
571
00:42:53,582 --> 00:42:54,918
Shunned.
572
00:42:56,452 --> 00:42:57,987
Shunned.
573
00:43:06,596 --> 00:43:08,197
It was like
choral vocals
574
00:43:08,199 --> 00:43:09,935
over a driving backbeat.
Do you know what I mean?
575
00:43:10,201 --> 00:43:11,467
Eh?
576
00:43:11,469 --> 00:43:13,672
It was metronomic
yet tribal.
577
00:43:15,205 --> 00:43:16,705
There's 12 there.
578
00:43:16,707 --> 00:43:19,142
Like... Did Eno ever
produce any dub-reggae?
579
00:43:19,144 --> 00:43:21,280
- Try Krautrock.
- That's where I am!
580
00:43:25,349 --> 00:43:27,551
Oh, speak of the devil.
581
00:43:27,553 --> 00:43:29,719
That music that was playing
at your party,
582
00:43:29,721 --> 00:43:31,255
is that available on LP?
583
00:43:31,257 --> 00:43:34,027
Oi. What you bringing her
here for?
584
00:43:34,627 --> 00:43:35,962
What's your problem?
585
00:43:36,228 --> 00:43:37,527
Where're your other Americans?
586
00:43:37,529 --> 00:43:39,163
I have no idea.
587
00:43:39,165 --> 00:43:41,970
What, so you've been with him
the whole time?
588
00:43:43,037 --> 00:43:46,474
I slept at his house
and met his mum.
589
00:43:47,740 --> 00:43:50,677
And we engaged in incomplete
sexual activity.
590
00:43:51,244 --> 00:43:53,245
Now I'm looking forward
to experiencing
591
00:43:53,247 --> 00:43:56,082
just an ordinary Saturday
with your Colony.
592
00:43:56,084 --> 00:43:57,817
Well, you butchered
my Slits review,
593
00:43:57,819 --> 00:44:00,053
but otherwise, it looks great.
594
00:44:00,055 --> 00:44:01,654
Thank you, mate.
595
00:44:01,656 --> 00:44:03,824
Right, I need you to
push this issue this time.
596
00:44:03,826 --> 00:44:06,195
Like, I reckon
we can sell the whole run.
597
00:44:27,518 --> 00:44:30,385
So, uh, what do they think of
598
00:44:30,387 --> 00:44:32,257
the Queen's jubilee
in America?
599
00:44:34,659 --> 00:44:36,261
In America?
600
00:44:36,828 --> 00:44:39,830
Um, they're in favor of it.
601
00:44:39,832 --> 00:44:41,167
Really?
602
00:44:42,334 --> 00:44:44,834
The sovereign embodies their
collective consciousness.
603
00:44:44,836 --> 00:44:48,707
They haven't had a sovereign
for, what? 200 years.
604
00:44:50,575 --> 00:44:55,313
Um... Their superior longevity
keeps the memories fresh.
605
00:44:55,315 --> 00:44:57,815
Are you saying
Americans live longer than us?
606
00:44:57,817 --> 00:44:59,416
Absolutely.
607
00:44:59,418 --> 00:45:00,654
Well,
why would that be the case?
608
00:45:02,188 --> 00:45:04,490
Because of
the largely isolated
609
00:45:04,492 --> 00:45:06,528
and vegetarian lives
they lead.
610
00:45:08,128 --> 00:45:10,164
McDonald's is from America.
611
00:45:11,532 --> 00:45:14,468
McDonald's. Yes.
612
00:45:14,869 --> 00:45:18,339
Right. So they're not, like,
all vegetarians, right?
613
00:45:19,174 --> 00:45:21,440
No. Not all.
614
00:45:21,442 --> 00:45:22,678
Only the alpha elite.
615
00:45:23,178 --> 00:45:25,344
Oh? Like the president?
616
00:45:25,346 --> 00:45:28,418
Jimmy Carter's a vegetarian?
I did not know that.
617
00:45:28,684 --> 00:45:30,387
I've already said too much.
618
00:45:31,354 --> 00:45:33,220
Surveillance, repercussions...
619
00:45:33,222 --> 00:45:34,687
What, like the FBI?
620
00:45:34,689 --> 00:45:37,494
Mmm. The FBI, yes.
They would be vulnerable.
621
00:45:39,730 --> 00:45:41,295
I don't wish
to be interrogated
622
00:45:41,297 --> 00:45:42,632
on this matter any further.
623
00:45:42,866 --> 00:45:46,771
So I'm just going to
walk away
624
00:45:47,370 --> 00:45:50,707
and, when I come back,
we won't speak of this again.
625
00:46:00,851 --> 00:46:02,386
What's with the third degree?
626
00:46:02,786 --> 00:46:05,124
She's not normal.
None of them are.
627
00:46:13,933 --> 00:46:15,669
Ready to come home yet?
628
00:46:16,235 --> 00:46:17,804
You're riding a child, Waldo?
629
00:46:19,405 --> 00:46:21,371
You gave me a dispensation.
630
00:46:21,373 --> 00:46:22,940
Zan, your peers are
acting out.
631
00:46:22,942 --> 00:46:24,374
The PTs are angry.
632
00:46:24,376 --> 00:46:25,710
This can't continue.
633
00:46:25,712 --> 00:46:27,148
You're just jealous.
634
00:46:27,414 --> 00:46:29,515
Has it not yet occurred
to you, young Henry,
635
00:46:29,517 --> 00:46:30,915
that these people
could be operating
636
00:46:30,917 --> 00:46:32,486
as some kind of
a high-level cult?
637
00:46:32,954 --> 00:46:35,222
- Exactly.
- The code of silence.
638
00:46:35,555 --> 00:46:38,225
Vegetarianism.
Arcane symbolism.
639
00:46:38,559 --> 00:46:40,563
Shouldn't you be touring
a potato field or something?
640
00:46:40,828 --> 00:46:42,764
Zan, you're being childish.
641
00:46:43,831 --> 00:46:45,799
I've been forbidden
to even talk to you.
642
00:46:45,801 --> 00:46:49,235
I bet they participate
in some bizarre sex rituals.
643
00:46:49,237 --> 00:46:50,438
No.
644
00:46:50,706 --> 00:46:52,640
- How do you know that?
- I just...
645
00:46:52,642 --> 00:46:53,777
I don't see it happening.
646
00:46:54,309 --> 00:46:55,642
Well, it's
a global phenomenon.
647
00:46:55,644 --> 00:46:56,943
What is?
648
00:46:56,945 --> 00:46:59,849
Cults, brainwashing,
suicide pacts.
649
00:47:00,249 --> 00:47:02,283
Do you want me
to Exit without you?
650
00:47:02,285 --> 00:47:04,188
Because I can do it like that.
651
00:47:04,554 --> 00:47:05,723
I don't care what you do!
652
00:47:13,931 --> 00:47:17,269
I only have 22 hours left.
I now wish to see the punk.
653
00:47:17,568 --> 00:47:18,836
All right.
654
00:47:22,740 --> 00:47:24,573
Fucking hell.
655
00:47:28,314 --> 00:47:29,679
What are they saying?
656
00:47:29,681 --> 00:47:31,884
What?
That's where we're going.
657
00:47:45,766 --> 00:47:47,499
What?
658
00:47:47,501 --> 00:47:50,470
That's it.
Give me more, give me more.
659
00:48:01,883 --> 00:48:05,788
Boadicea, meet Enn.
660
00:48:08,590 --> 00:48:11,394
He's got something
very important to tell you.
661
00:48:13,795 --> 00:48:15,365
Hiya.
662
00:48:16,799 --> 00:48:19,470
I hope we're not
interrupting your work.
663
00:48:20,669 --> 00:48:23,673
Uh, I thought you might want
to see our fanzine.
664
00:48:33,384 --> 00:48:35,117
I've seen you
at the gigs, haven't I?
665
00:48:35,119 --> 00:48:36,421
Yeah.
666
00:48:37,688 --> 00:48:42,459
Jumping around, falling over.
Looking like a fucking idiot.
667
00:48:42,461 --> 00:48:43,993
Oh!
668
00:48:43,995 --> 00:48:46,699
What you laughing at?
You're Flash Harry, right?
669
00:48:47,765 --> 00:48:50,503
Shiny on the outside,
gaping hole within.
670
00:48:50,901 --> 00:48:53,971
And this one,
you're a social liability.
671
00:48:53,973 --> 00:48:56,442
Not funny.
672
00:49:08,454 --> 00:49:10,090
Why'd you do that?
673
00:49:11,090 --> 00:49:12,993
Are you
the Parent-Teacher here?
674
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:20,469
That's me. Come here.
675
00:49:38,887 --> 00:49:41,491
Would you like
to take a look around?
676
00:49:48,631 --> 00:49:50,165
Piss off!
677
00:49:50,167 --> 00:49:51,603
Come on.
678
00:49:53,170 --> 00:49:55,573
You need to control
your girl, Enn.
679
00:49:56,773 --> 00:49:58,541
It sounded
sort of Krautrock-y.
680
00:49:58,543 --> 00:49:59,974
So like Faust?
681
00:49:59,976 --> 00:50:01,209
Similar,
but more intense.
682
00:50:01,211 --> 00:50:03,013
Like Neu?
683
00:50:03,015 --> 00:50:05,582
No, no, no. It was like...
It had choral undertones,
684
00:50:05,584 --> 00:50:07,386
like a million whales
being strangled.
685
00:50:08,153 --> 00:50:09,819
- Pere Ubu?
- Maybe.
686
00:50:09,821 --> 00:50:12,589
All right then. All right.
Wait two minutes,
687
00:50:12,591 --> 00:50:14,825
and I swear I'm gonna find
something for you.
688
00:50:14,827 --> 00:50:16,663
- All right, bless, brother.
- Bless.
689
00:50:18,096 --> 00:50:20,666
Maybe cults don't record
their own music.
690
00:50:21,534 --> 00:50:24,869
Although Charlie Manson had
a couple of boss tunes.
691
00:50:24,871 --> 00:50:27,175
I think she's trying
to leave the cult.
692
00:50:27,740 --> 00:50:30,677
Exit. People exit cults.
693
00:50:30,945 --> 00:50:32,946
Or they're extracted
by a deprogrammer.
694
00:50:33,513 --> 00:50:35,649
What, like kidnapping?
695
00:50:36,950 --> 00:50:38,685
Extraction.
696
00:50:39,821 --> 00:50:41,253
Bo-diss...
697
00:50:41,255 --> 00:50:44,224
No.
Bo-di-cee-a. Boadicea.
698
00:50:44,226 --> 00:50:46,695
- Boadicea.
- That's it.
699
00:50:46,962 --> 00:50:48,895
Haven't you heard of her?
700
00:50:48,897 --> 00:50:50,697
She was the Celtic queen
701
00:50:50,699 --> 00:50:53,069
who ran the Romans
out of London.
702
00:50:54,970 --> 00:50:57,571
The first punk.
703
00:50:57,573 --> 00:51:00,110
The first punk was a she.
704
00:51:02,111 --> 00:51:03,647
What is punk, Boadicea?
705
00:51:07,717 --> 00:51:09,986
It's just the fag end
of the blues, dear.
706
00:51:11,587 --> 00:51:13,255
You know, a year ago,
707
00:51:13,257 --> 00:51:15,026
I had Johnny Rotten
kipping right there.
708
00:51:15,827 --> 00:51:18,160
Next time I saw him,
he didn't even know me,
709
00:51:18,162 --> 00:51:19,598
the fucking Frampton.
710
00:51:19,796 --> 00:51:21,963
Siouxsie Sioux,
Dee Dee Ramone,
711
00:51:21,965 --> 00:51:23,868
Ari Up from The Slits.
712
00:51:24,101 --> 00:51:26,804
I knew all of them in the day.
713
00:51:27,973 --> 00:51:30,610
Which was only
a few months ago really.
714
00:51:30,843 --> 00:51:32,879
Sellouts now, of course.
715
00:51:33,279 --> 00:51:35,078
I worked
with Vivienne Westwood
716
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:38,181
till she fired me for
improving on one of her gowns.
717
00:51:38,183 --> 00:51:41,088
Green is not a good color
on her, let me tell you.
718
00:51:42,688 --> 00:51:45,590
Yeah, they pose as mentors,
but they suck your blood
719
00:51:45,592 --> 00:51:48,496
because they know that
their days are numbered.
720
00:51:50,297 --> 00:51:51,765
Hmm.
721
00:51:53,267 --> 00:51:56,605
Your skin is like milk.
722
00:52:01,741 --> 00:52:04,177
Anyway, the fucking point
is to smash the oppressor,
723
00:52:04,179 --> 00:52:05,878
tell the truth,
be an original,
724
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,116
blah, blah, blah...
I'm boring myself now.
725
00:52:08,650 --> 00:52:10,786
"Every breath is an original."
726
00:52:11,052 --> 00:52:12,755
That's a motto
from my group.
727
00:52:13,322 --> 00:52:15,125
What? Are you a singer then?
728
00:52:16,658 --> 00:52:19,028
I've been many things.
729
00:52:19,729 --> 00:52:21,598
I've even been a star.
730
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:25,669
Really?
731
00:52:26,736 --> 00:52:29,874
I once harmonized
with a brown dwarf.
732
00:52:31,875 --> 00:52:34,145
A Brown Dwarf?
733
00:52:38,748 --> 00:52:41,019
Didn't they open
for The Shits?
734
00:52:56,835 --> 00:52:58,170
Fuck off!
735
00:53:01,172 --> 00:53:04,209
Quiet. Quiet down, you cruds.
736
00:53:04,211 --> 00:53:05,613
Shut it!
737
00:53:05,811 --> 00:53:09,113
Tonight, I am delighted
to announce
738
00:53:09,115 --> 00:53:12,850
that The Dyschords will be
welcoming a guest singer.
739
00:53:14,021 --> 00:53:15,855
Who will be also modeling...
740
00:53:15,857 --> 00:53:18,259
- Where's Slap?
- Shut your gaping gob!
741
00:53:18,660 --> 00:53:20,393
He's on probation!
742
00:53:20,395 --> 00:53:22,962
So, tonight,
I introduce to you
743
00:53:22,964 --> 00:53:25,263
the erstwhile frontwoman
744
00:53:25,265 --> 00:53:28,203
for legendary
American cult collective
745
00:53:28,403 --> 00:53:30,671
A Brown Dwarf.
746
00:53:33,675 --> 00:53:37,012
Let's make some noise for
747
00:53:37,412 --> 00:53:39,816
Zandra!
748
00:53:45,388 --> 00:53:47,288
- I don't know any songs.
- You just make it up.
749
00:53:47,290 --> 00:53:49,226
Just sing about something
that you know.
750
00:53:49,959 --> 00:53:51,396
Enough of this hippie shit.
751
00:53:52,262 --> 00:53:53,728
Get up there.
752
00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:56,634
All right. Zandra!
753
00:54:05,443 --> 00:54:08,279
This is, um, this is
the history of my people.
754
00:54:14,051 --> 00:54:19,859
Six is the number
of the Body Celestial
755
00:54:21,793 --> 00:54:22,795
Shut the fuck up.
756
00:54:24,329 --> 00:54:27,669
Six are the holy names
757
00:54:29,769 --> 00:54:31,303
You need to shout it
a bit more.
758
00:54:34,874 --> 00:54:37,945
Six are the Colonies
759
00:54:39,114 --> 00:54:44,019
And six their Parent-Teachers
760
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:48,691
Oi, that's my mic,
you Yankee bitch!
761
00:54:48,889 --> 00:54:50,426
Shut the fuck up, Slap!
762
00:54:51,427 --> 00:54:53,296
She's only a bloody tourist.
763
00:54:54,796 --> 00:54:58,233
I am not a tourist!
764
00:55:01,903 --> 00:55:06,310
They suckled us
Like babes in a crèche
765
00:55:10,513 --> 00:55:12,849
Until Eating Time
766
00:55:14,518 --> 00:55:17,820
Where they tear our flesh
767
00:55:17,822 --> 00:55:21,823
They ate us alive
like the Titans ate the gods
768
00:55:21,825 --> 00:55:26,095
They ate us alive
like the punks ate the mods
769
00:55:26,097 --> 00:55:28,935
Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy!
770
00:55:29,401 --> 00:55:32,872
Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy!
771
00:55:33,805 --> 00:55:37,175
Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy!
772
00:55:38,109 --> 00:55:43,046
Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy!
773
00:55:43,048 --> 00:55:44,514
Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!
774
00:55:50,857 --> 00:55:52,894
They took
their children's flesh
775
00:55:53,127 --> 00:55:54,429
Come on, you pricks!
776
00:55:54,828 --> 00:55:56,964
And wore it as a robe
777
00:55:58,098 --> 00:55:59,433
Abducted my body
778
00:56:01,901 --> 00:56:04,906
And fucked me with a probe
779
00:56:06,507 --> 00:56:08,977
Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy
780
00:56:09,411 --> 00:56:12,281
Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy
781
00:56:12,581 --> 00:56:13,916
I love it! I love it!
782
00:56:14,181 --> 00:56:16,919
Eat me alive, Mummy, Mummy
783
00:56:17,419 --> 00:56:20,923
Eat me alive, Daddy, Daddy
784
00:56:21,591 --> 00:56:25,060
The Sun grips the Earth
Takes a bite
785
00:56:25,428 --> 00:56:28,099
Spits the Moon into the sky
786
00:56:29,132 --> 00:56:31,333
We sink our teeth
into the ground
787
00:56:31,335 --> 00:56:33,067
And suck it dry
788
00:56:33,069 --> 00:56:36,540
Shit the world
a fat goodbye
789
00:56:37,574 --> 00:56:41,480
But man can't live
by man alone
790
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:44,448
The fate of a cannibal people
791
00:56:45,515 --> 00:56:49,187
Is one of tooth and bone
792
00:56:50,220 --> 00:56:53,091
Tooth and bone
793
00:56:53,558 --> 00:56:55,324
Eat me, Mummy, Mummy
794
00:56:55,326 --> 00:56:57,060
Eat me, Daddy, Daddy
795
00:56:57,062 --> 00:56:59,161
Eat me, Mummy, Mummy
Eat me, Daddy, Daddy
796
00:57:20,988 --> 00:57:23,991
Tooth and bone
797
00:57:24,524 --> 00:57:29,865
Please, God,
don't leave me alone
798
00:57:30,532 --> 00:57:31,634
Hey
799
00:57:32,266 --> 00:57:33,368
Ha
800
00:57:34,001 --> 00:57:35,070
La
801
00:57:36,405 --> 00:57:40,540
I'm here
I see you
802
00:57:40,542 --> 00:57:46,415
Let me inside
I'll never leave you
803
00:57:46,616 --> 00:57:47,584
Hey
804
00:57:48,151 --> 00:57:49,383
Ha
805
00:57:49,385 --> 00:57:51,021
La
806
00:57:52,489 --> 00:57:54,659
Let me be your virus
Let me be your virus
807
00:57:55,159 --> 00:57:59,631
Let me be your virus
Let me be your virus
808
00:58:23,255 --> 00:58:25,558
And in the end
809
00:58:26,458 --> 00:58:29,696
The love you take
810
00:58:30,430 --> 00:58:34,068
Is equal to
811
00:58:34,401 --> 00:58:37,068
The love, the love,
the love, the love
812
00:58:37,070 --> 00:58:39,005
The love, the love,
the love, the love
813
00:58:39,007 --> 00:58:44,346
You ate
814
00:59:20,784 --> 00:59:22,119
Yes!
815
00:59:23,554 --> 00:59:25,389
Move back! Move back!
Everyone, move back.
816
00:59:26,257 --> 00:59:27,326
Go back there.
817
00:59:27,625 --> 00:59:30,328
This is a moment!
818
00:59:30,529 --> 00:59:33,132
I made this happen!
819
00:59:34,131 --> 00:59:37,132
Get Vivienne on the phone!
Get her on the phone now!
820
00:59:42,074 --> 00:59:43,743
- Did you see what I saw?
- Yes!
821
00:59:44,409 --> 00:59:46,744
Somebody must've dosed us.
822
01:00:05,433 --> 01:00:07,233
How did we know what to sing?
823
01:00:07,235 --> 01:00:09,134
Something mad
about an Eating Time.
824
01:00:09,136 --> 01:00:11,436
But that's real.
That's the end of our journey.
825
01:00:11,438 --> 01:00:13,574
- How did you know about that?
- I don't know.
826
01:00:13,775 --> 01:00:16,146
What do you mean
by "the end of our journey"?
827
01:00:17,445 --> 01:00:20,315
Tomorrow we Exit, which is
followed by the Eating.
828
01:00:21,383 --> 01:00:23,253
What is the Eating?
829
01:00:24,186 --> 01:00:25,785
The Parent-Teachers
eat their children.
830
01:00:25,787 --> 01:00:27,522
I don't know,
it's supposed to feel good.
831
01:00:27,524 --> 01:00:29,592
It's how
we sustain the species.
832
01:00:31,328 --> 01:00:32,527
What?
833
01:00:36,165 --> 01:00:37,667
Stay here!
834
01:00:38,335 --> 01:00:39,538
Don't move!
835
01:00:44,809 --> 01:00:45,776
John!
836
01:00:46,644 --> 01:00:48,346
I think they're planning
a mass suicide.
837
01:00:48,679 --> 01:00:51,915
Amazing.
The time is now, comrade.
838
01:00:51,917 --> 01:00:53,486
Do what must be done.
839
01:00:54,453 --> 01:00:56,322
John,
I found some Krautrock.
840
01:01:02,161 --> 01:01:03,593
Do you hear that?
841
01:01:03,595 --> 01:01:04,162
This was what
I was talking to you about!
842
01:01:50,781 --> 01:01:53,514
That was amazing, Zan.
843
01:01:53,516 --> 01:01:55,650
Where did you learn that song?
844
01:01:55,652 --> 01:01:57,485
Something happened to you
on that stage.
845
01:01:57,487 --> 01:01:59,820
Something that has
never happened before.
846
01:01:59,822 --> 01:02:01,422
Does Waldo know you're here?
847
01:02:01,424 --> 01:02:03,593
You've been shunned.
848
01:02:03,595 --> 01:02:04,993
What does that mean?
849
01:02:04,995 --> 01:02:06,729
Zan, what you sang
about the Eating,
850
01:02:06,731 --> 01:02:08,830
you made it sound frightening.
851
01:02:08,832 --> 01:02:10,168
Wainswain!
852
01:02:10,834 --> 01:02:12,334
Multiple violations!
853
01:02:20,980 --> 01:02:25,251
Unauthorized
manual permeation?
854
01:02:29,456 --> 01:02:32,258
Bad Stellas.
855
01:02:36,262 --> 01:02:40,434
Oh, the things I'm going
to do to you for this.
856
01:02:41,736 --> 01:02:43,902
You're in extreme danger
of being left behind.
857
01:02:43,904 --> 01:02:45,440
We have to leave now.
858
01:02:45,873 --> 01:02:47,576
I feel alive.
859
01:02:48,341 --> 01:02:49,544
I feel opened.
860
01:02:50,579 --> 01:02:51,546
Zan.
861
01:02:52,713 --> 01:02:54,282
- Get away from her!
- Leave him alone!
862
01:02:55,284 --> 01:02:58,287
Everyone just
leave everyone alone!
863
01:03:40,065 --> 01:03:41,634
Ugh!
864
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:54,282
Enn?
865
01:03:55,414 --> 01:03:56,483
Enn.
866
01:04:00,019 --> 01:04:01,421
Enn!
867
01:04:21,110 --> 01:04:23,979
Congratulations are in order,
my dear.
868
01:04:27,716 --> 01:04:29,852
You are with child.
869
01:05:08,427 --> 01:05:09,429
Fuck!
870
01:05:50,039 --> 01:05:51,773
She's a menace.
871
01:05:51,775 --> 01:05:53,875
I move
for the immediate eradication
872
01:05:53,877 --> 01:05:55,009
of the deviant child.
873
01:05:55,011 --> 01:05:55,878
- No!
- I call a vote.
874
01:05:56,645 --> 01:05:58,081
We don't have
a quorum to vote.
875
01:05:58,815 --> 01:06:00,083
Where is Stella?
876
01:06:01,016 --> 01:06:04,088
- Welcome, Stella.
- Thank you, Stella.
877
01:06:06,090 --> 01:06:08,959
You know, Daddy
doesn't get out very much.
878
01:06:09,494 --> 01:06:11,963
Only for special occasions.
879
01:06:12,162 --> 01:06:14,931
Stella, you know
there are consequences
880
01:06:14,933 --> 01:06:18,235
when you interact with locals
without permission
881
01:06:18,237 --> 01:06:21,270
and it can't wait
until after Exit.
882
01:06:21,272 --> 01:06:23,975
Will it feel like
the supernova manifestation?
883
01:06:24,842 --> 01:06:27,845
Stella, will you
do the honors?
884
01:06:27,847 --> 01:06:29,850
Certainly, Stella.
885
01:06:43,730 --> 01:06:46,031
Isn't that the most beautiful
thing you've ever seen?
886
01:06:46,033 --> 01:06:47,833
Come.
887
01:06:47,835 --> 01:06:49,301
Come, my pretty.
888
01:06:49,303 --> 01:06:51,574
In you go.
889
01:06:52,673 --> 01:06:53,708
No...
890
01:06:54,008 --> 01:06:56,242
No, I...
891
01:06:56,244 --> 01:06:57,876
I don't wanna go.
892
01:06:57,878 --> 01:07:00,313
No! No!
893
01:07:11,761 --> 01:07:12,762
Enn!
894
01:07:52,771 --> 01:07:54,574
The Kronos Syndrome.
895
01:07:56,108 --> 01:07:57,110
Who?
896
01:07:57,309 --> 01:07:59,343
Cannibal incest, comrades.
897
01:07:59,345 --> 01:08:01,312
This is a higher level
of cult.
898
01:08:01,314 --> 01:08:02,848
We need to get
the authorities involved.
899
01:08:02,850 --> 01:08:04,849
No. It'll be a bloodbath.
900
01:08:04,851 --> 01:08:06,117
Fine by me.
901
01:08:06,119 --> 01:08:07,886
Kill em all.
Let Satan sort 'em out.
902
01:08:07,888 --> 01:08:09,854
Look, I don't know happened
to you in there, Vic,
903
01:08:09,856 --> 01:08:12,793
but if they took your balls
too, you can leave now.
904
01:08:15,863 --> 01:08:17,262
I've got my balls.
905
01:08:17,264 --> 01:08:18,832
How did you find out
all this info again?
906
01:08:18,834 --> 01:08:21,200
I saw it through
their fucking window!
907
01:08:21,202 --> 01:08:23,305
Now, are you lot with me?
908
01:08:23,772 --> 01:08:25,073
Yeah, course we are, Enn.
909
01:08:27,076 --> 01:08:28,178
Yeah, mate.
910
01:08:28,411 --> 01:08:29,613
Right.
911
01:08:31,113 --> 01:08:32,315
We'll need backup.
912
01:08:34,817 --> 01:08:36,185
It's not a joke.
913
01:08:36,419 --> 01:08:39,121
She's part of an American
cannibalistic cult.
914
01:08:39,123 --> 01:08:42,223
They eat their young.
915
01:08:42,225 --> 01:08:46,260
Enn, all species
eat their young.
916
01:08:46,262 --> 01:08:47,996
Boadicea, I need your help.
917
01:08:47,998 --> 01:08:49,697
- Fuck off.
- I can't do this...
918
01:08:49,699 --> 01:08:50,902
Come here. Come here.
919
01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:58,811
Your skin...
920
01:08:59,143 --> 01:09:02,882
Yes, your skin is like cheese.
921
01:09:03,281 --> 01:09:05,284
Like a fine Stilton.
922
01:09:06,785 --> 01:09:09,052
- What, do I repel you?
- No, but...
923
01:09:09,054 --> 01:09:11,454
When I was your age,
I was pretty.
924
01:09:11,456 --> 01:09:14,225
- Zan needs your help, and I...
- Let me tell you something.
925
01:09:14,227 --> 01:09:19,099
I have had 12 abortions
and nothing to show for it.
926
01:09:19,465 --> 01:09:22,933
How did I end up
in this fucking Croydon
927
01:09:22,935 --> 01:09:24,869
at the fag-end
of my fertility!
928
01:09:24,871 --> 01:09:28,007
But you're the closest thing
to a mum that Zan's ever had.
929
01:09:28,009 --> 01:09:29,677
You chose her.
930
01:09:32,046 --> 01:09:33,682
She was chosen.
931
01:10:17,929 --> 01:10:19,998
It's hard
to be a parent.
932
01:10:22,166 --> 01:10:25,136
You must relinquish
all other attachments.
933
01:10:25,370 --> 01:10:28,074
You will raise them,
teach them,
934
01:10:29,908 --> 01:10:31,711
and then you will let them go.
935
01:10:33,945 --> 01:10:35,880
I wish to stay.
936
01:10:35,882 --> 01:10:38,886
I'm not sure
they could be born here.
937
01:10:40,020 --> 01:10:41,955
We are made
of different stuff.
938
01:10:43,824 --> 01:10:47,762
Zan, listen carefully.
939
01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:50,031
Our people are dying.
940
01:10:51,299 --> 01:10:55,838
We give birth to fewer
and fewer each cycle.
941
01:10:56,571 --> 01:11:00,273
But your children are a sign
942
01:11:00,275 --> 01:11:02,879
that there's a different way
for our people.
943
01:11:05,413 --> 01:11:07,247
What way?
944
01:11:07,249 --> 01:11:09,283
I have a plan.
We must play along
945
01:11:09,285 --> 01:11:11,121
until I can implement it.
946
01:11:17,127 --> 01:11:18,062
Yes?
947
01:11:18,528 --> 01:11:20,027
Asbestos check.
948
01:11:20,029 --> 01:11:21,498
The hidden killer
in your home.
949
01:11:23,399 --> 01:11:24,933
This is not our home.
950
01:11:24,935 --> 01:11:27,303
Mandatory check.
Government regulations.
951
01:11:27,305 --> 01:11:28,507
Won't take a minute.
952
01:11:31,475 --> 01:11:33,309
Do you have identification?
953
01:11:33,311 --> 01:11:34,846
Certainly.
954
01:11:38,416 --> 01:11:39,185
We're in!
955
01:11:50,229 --> 01:11:51,494
Perimeter breach!
956
01:12:18,392 --> 01:12:19,959
Onward!
957
01:12:22,931 --> 01:12:24,496
- Let's split up.
- Oh, I don't know...
958
01:12:24,498 --> 01:12:26,000
No. We'll find her
faster that way.
959
01:12:26,002 --> 01:12:27,971
- Shout if you see her.
- Fuck.
960
01:12:32,008 --> 01:12:33,940
- What the fuck?
- Keep looking.
961
01:12:33,942 --> 01:12:34,945
Oh, shit.
962
01:12:35,177 --> 01:12:36,409
- Any luck?
- Nothing.
963
01:12:36,411 --> 01:12:38,415
- No. Can't find her.
- Bollocks.
964
01:12:41,018 --> 01:12:42,449
Oh, shit!
965
01:12:54,999 --> 01:12:56,265
Zan!
966
01:12:56,267 --> 01:12:57,566
- You must stay quiet.
- Zan!
967
01:12:57,568 --> 01:12:58,904
If they find us,
they will kill us all.
968
01:12:59,536 --> 01:13:01,203
Enn would never
let that happen.
969
01:13:06,412 --> 01:13:08,445
Good thing
you can just swallow us up.
970
01:13:08,447 --> 01:13:10,981
You sprang from our loins.
971
01:13:10,983 --> 01:13:13,549
We are England!
972
01:13:25,030 --> 01:13:28,136
Oi, them's the ones
what stole my arse-cherry!
973
01:13:28,636 --> 01:13:30,301
I was saving that.
974
01:13:30,303 --> 01:13:31,940
Oh, really?
975
01:13:35,041 --> 01:13:36,277
Victor.
976
01:13:37,044 --> 01:13:39,079
We've been
waiting for you.
977
01:14:29,235 --> 01:14:30,503
Gotcha.
978
01:14:36,075 --> 01:14:38,212
What, you cannot be ridden?
979
01:14:39,513 --> 01:14:42,249
I gave that up ages ago, dear.
980
01:14:43,383 --> 01:14:45,685
Herpes and sprogs.
981
01:14:46,252 --> 01:14:47,752
- Sprogs?
- Kids.
982
01:14:49,355 --> 01:14:51,726
Sex is over.
Haven't you heard?
983
01:14:53,060 --> 01:14:54,628
Tear it all down.
984
01:14:56,396 --> 01:14:58,500
Evolve or die, love.
985
01:15:00,234 --> 01:15:04,240
Evolve or die.
986
01:15:14,284 --> 01:15:15,686
It's been a long day.
987
01:15:16,486 --> 01:15:17,688
Drink?
988
01:15:23,358 --> 01:15:24,660
If I could do something
with you,
989
01:15:29,433 --> 01:15:31,536
you might have a future.
990
01:15:33,103 --> 01:15:34,570
Tea break!
991
01:15:38,175 --> 01:15:40,245
Fucking fancy, comrades.
992
01:15:40,845 --> 01:15:43,281
The outcome
of this assault is in doubt.
993
01:15:43,814 --> 01:15:47,383
Zan must be dealt with,
without delay.
994
01:15:47,385 --> 01:15:48,651
Come, my dear.
995
01:15:48,653 --> 01:15:50,123
You will harm
no child of mine.
996
01:15:51,123 --> 01:15:53,426
You're not permitted
to touch me.
997
01:15:54,292 --> 01:15:55,658
I created you.
998
01:15:55,660 --> 01:15:57,831
Well, you curated us really.
999
01:15:58,463 --> 01:16:01,735
And now I will save us all.
1000
01:16:06,740 --> 01:16:09,477
Fourth Colony manifests...
1001
01:16:09,709 --> 01:16:11,712
Individuality!
1002
01:16:16,884 --> 01:16:18,286
Zan!
1003
01:16:20,687 --> 01:16:22,288
We feast...
1004
01:16:22,290 --> 01:16:25,662
We feast
a lot on children.
1005
01:16:26,495 --> 01:16:28,661
And it fills me up...
1006
01:16:28,663 --> 01:16:30,897
It fills me up
good and proper,
1007
01:16:30,899 --> 01:16:32,701
but then
I get lonely after that.
1008
01:16:32,902 --> 01:16:34,601
What's going on?
1009
01:16:34,603 --> 01:16:37,571
I feel deeply, deep hole,
deep hole inside...
1010
01:16:37,573 --> 01:16:39,339
What's going on?
1011
01:16:39,341 --> 01:16:40,441
What is going on?
1012
01:16:40,443 --> 01:16:41,579
Where the hell is Zan?
1013
01:16:41,912 --> 01:16:44,344
I don't know.
Uh, try through there.
1014
01:16:44,346 --> 01:16:45,648
Try through there.
1015
01:16:46,382 --> 01:16:47,550
Whoa!
1016
01:16:51,189 --> 01:16:52,356
Zan!
1017
01:16:52,623 --> 01:16:53,625
Enn!
1018
01:16:55,359 --> 01:16:57,495
I call
a General Synod.
1019
01:16:58,930 --> 01:17:01,800
I have that right,
once an eon.
1020
01:17:06,638 --> 01:17:09,208
Prepare for Wide-Radius
Counterruption.
1021
01:17:22,755 --> 01:17:23,757
Ugh.
1022
01:17:36,703 --> 01:17:38,438
Waldo? You dare call a Synod.
1023
01:17:38,440 --> 01:17:41,407
Oh, Wain, why do you
always have to shout?
1024
01:17:41,409 --> 01:17:42,875
PT, you are compromised.
1025
01:17:42,877 --> 01:17:45,745
Ooh. Level One Violation!
1026
01:17:47,983 --> 01:17:50,453
PT First, the humans
are neutralized. I recomm...
1027
01:17:53,455 --> 01:17:54,857
I told you he was different.
1028
01:17:56,726 --> 01:17:57,858
I'm an artist.
1029
01:17:57,860 --> 01:17:59,025
Brothers and sisters, I move
1030
01:17:59,027 --> 01:18:00,827
to amend
the Celestial Charter.
1031
01:18:00,829 --> 01:18:03,534
I propose
the elimination of the Eating.
1032
01:18:05,835 --> 01:18:07,269
Don't be ridiculous!
1033
01:18:07,271 --> 01:18:08,703
The Eating
is what keeps us alive.
1034
01:18:08,705 --> 01:18:10,372
What about the children?
1035
01:18:10,374 --> 01:18:11,739
Their experiences
will go to waste.
1036
01:18:11,741 --> 01:18:13,776
They will live out
their natural cycles
1037
01:18:13,778 --> 01:18:15,945
nourished by
their own experiences.
1038
01:18:15,947 --> 01:18:17,879
What, and they all
get to breed?
1039
01:18:17,881 --> 01:18:19,749
Where does it end?
Factionalism?
1040
01:18:19,751 --> 01:18:21,417
War? Environmental collapse?
1041
01:18:21,419 --> 01:18:23,555
The answer is yes.
1042
01:18:24,755 --> 01:18:28,491
Each of your peoples
met apocalypse.
1043
01:18:28,493 --> 01:18:30,229
Have you forgotten?
1044
01:18:32,363 --> 01:18:33,796
Each of you were convinced
1045
01:18:33,798 --> 01:18:36,465
you were the only species
in the universe.
1046
01:18:36,467 --> 01:18:38,568
Maddened
by the arrogance of solitude,
1047
01:18:38,570 --> 01:18:40,837
you gorged
on your worlds' resources.
1048
01:18:40,839 --> 01:18:44,776
You grew fat
as your planets shriveled.
1049
01:18:44,778 --> 01:18:46,379
You eat when you're lonely.
1050
01:18:47,981 --> 01:18:50,352
And now, our numbers dwindle,
1051
01:18:50,851 --> 01:18:52,518
for holy attrition
1052
01:18:52,520 --> 01:18:54,723
was always at the secret heart
of my design.
1053
01:18:55,923 --> 01:18:57,855
We shall diminish.
1054
01:18:57,857 --> 01:19:03,562
And we shall do it with grace
and compassion.
1055
01:19:03,564 --> 01:19:05,597
The parents
will consume the children,
1056
01:19:05,599 --> 01:19:07,902
and then
I will consume the parents,
1057
01:19:08,402 --> 01:19:10,637
until at last
1058
01:19:10,639 --> 01:19:12,775
I, alone,
will turn upon myself
1059
01:19:13,775 --> 01:19:15,479
and eat.
1060
01:19:16,479 --> 01:19:19,516
No more knowledge
in the meat to distract us.
1061
01:19:19,948 --> 01:19:23,353
Only the freedom of silence.
1062
01:19:24,052 --> 01:19:30,962
And the universe breathes
a sigh of perfect relief.
1063
01:19:32,562 --> 01:19:34,032
Bollocks!
1064
01:19:35,099 --> 01:19:37,399
I don't know what the bloody
hell you're on about
1065
01:19:37,401 --> 01:19:39,868
with your Swedish
suicide complex,
1066
01:19:39,870 --> 01:19:42,404
but you can't just come
down here and insult us.
1067
01:19:42,406 --> 01:19:43,605
- Silence!
- Now we may have
1068
01:19:43,607 --> 01:19:44,940
cocked this planet up royally,
1069
01:19:44,942 --> 01:19:47,609
but at least
we're fucking alive.
1070
01:19:47,611 --> 01:19:50,446
We like to eat, we like
to shit, we like to dance.
1071
01:19:50,448 --> 01:19:51,718
We like to fall in love.
1072
01:19:52,084 --> 01:19:55,118
And we try and fix
what our parents fucked up.
1073
01:19:55,120 --> 01:19:56,986
But you!
1074
01:19:56,988 --> 01:19:59,455
What kind of parents are you?
1075
01:19:59,457 --> 01:20:02,093
I mean, even the most pathetic
poser of a punk,
1076
01:20:02,095 --> 01:20:03,828
who'll end his days wanking
1077
01:20:03,830 --> 01:20:05,864
on the wall
of his padded tree house,
1078
01:20:05,866 --> 01:20:07,132
at least he had a dad
1079
01:20:07,134 --> 01:20:08,900
who'd rather
leave him in a ditch
1080
01:20:08,902 --> 01:20:11,605
than stick around
and eat him alive!
1081
01:20:17,744 --> 01:20:19,178
Enough of this.
1082
01:20:19,180 --> 01:20:22,080
Let us proceed
to the gratuitous vote.
1083
01:20:22,082 --> 01:20:24,818
All those in favor
of retaining the Eating?
1084
01:20:28,690 --> 01:20:29,524
Bob?
1085
01:20:31,427 --> 01:20:33,492
I vote to abolish.
1086
01:20:33,494 --> 01:20:35,429
- Predictable.
- Fuck you, Wain.
1087
01:20:35,431 --> 01:20:36,729
Fuck you for millennia.
1088
01:20:36,731 --> 01:20:38,601
- Stella?
- What?
1089
01:20:38,901 --> 01:20:41,704
Do you vote
to retain the sacred ritual?
1090
01:20:47,477 --> 01:20:48,943
Yeah, what the hell.
1091
01:20:48,945 --> 01:20:51,716
The little shits
taste staler every cycle.
1092
01:20:53,884 --> 01:20:55,019
I vote to abolish.
1093
01:20:57,188 --> 01:20:58,990
Evolve or die.
1094
01:20:59,189 --> 01:21:01,857
That is nonetheless
a deadlock.
1095
01:21:01,859 --> 01:21:04,063
- No change is possible.
- There is one more vote.
1096
01:21:06,631 --> 01:21:09,866
Zan is a mother
with children growing within.
1097
01:21:09,868 --> 01:21:12,035
That qualifies her
as a Parent-Teacher.
1098
01:21:12,037 --> 01:21:14,839
She is entitled
to full voting powers.
1099
01:21:14,841 --> 01:21:17,910
Uh-uh. Contamination
is not conception.
1100
01:21:18,543 --> 01:21:20,777
PT First,
I beg you to adjudicate.
1101
01:21:20,779 --> 01:21:22,548
You're pregnant?
1102
01:21:22,949 --> 01:21:25,186
- PT First.
- But...
1103
01:21:26,820 --> 01:21:28,688
They're ours.
1104
01:21:29,956 --> 01:21:31,825
Waldo's logic is sound.
1105
01:21:32,226 --> 01:21:35,096
Zan's would be
the deciding vote.
1106
01:21:35,628 --> 01:21:38,833
But to cast her vote,
she must give birth.
1107
01:21:39,233 --> 01:21:42,070
To give birth, she must Exit.
1108
01:21:42,937 --> 01:21:47,038
Her brood cannot be born
in this manifestation.
1109
01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:52,612
Zan, your decision is between
this world and our own.
1110
01:21:52,614 --> 01:21:55,852
But if you Exit,
you cannot return.
1111
01:21:57,118 --> 01:21:58,921
You must choose.
1112
01:22:12,868 --> 01:22:13,939
Stop her!
1113
01:22:15,573 --> 01:22:16,872
Stop him!
1114
01:22:16,874 --> 01:22:18,143
Get off me!
1115
01:22:18,875 --> 01:22:20,579
- PT First...
- Shut up, Wain.
1116
01:22:20,878 --> 01:22:22,010
Zan will either become
1117
01:22:22,012 --> 01:22:24,149
a Parent-Teacher
or she will not.
1118
01:22:24,582 --> 01:22:25,985
Release him.
1119
01:22:29,288 --> 01:22:32,491
We Exit in three hours.
1120
01:22:32,891 --> 01:22:34,759
Make your preparations.
1121
01:22:37,596 --> 01:22:39,864
John!
1122
01:22:39,866 --> 01:22:41,899
John!
1123
01:22:41,901 --> 01:22:44,571
John, mate! John! John!
1124
01:22:51,845 --> 01:22:53,181
Zan!
1125
01:24:13,834 --> 01:24:15,804
It's a good world.
1126
01:24:19,874 --> 01:24:23,144
I thought it would be bigger,
1127
01:24:24,010 --> 01:24:26,282
and cleaner,
1128
01:24:28,215 --> 01:24:31,853
and more colorful somehow.
1129
01:24:36,358 --> 01:24:40,163
But still... It's a jewel.
1130
01:24:42,164 --> 01:24:43,734
Then stay.
1131
01:24:49,038 --> 01:24:51,108
I could be their father.
1132
01:24:53,877 --> 01:24:55,413
I could.
1133
01:24:57,114 --> 01:24:59,717
I don't think that
they could be born here.
1134
01:25:06,790 --> 01:25:09,828
My brothers
and sisters will die,
1135
01:25:10,328 --> 01:25:12,798
and I can stop it.
1136
01:25:14,433 --> 01:25:17,070
Maybe I can stop it forever.
1137
01:25:35,421 --> 01:25:42,264
Spirit, mind, voice,
will, sex, strength.
1138
01:25:42,797 --> 01:25:44,900
- Six colonies...
- Seven.
1139
01:25:46,501 --> 01:25:48,235
Is that my ring?
1140
01:25:56,378 --> 01:25:58,114
It's the heart.
1141
01:25:59,515 --> 01:26:01,250
The interchange.
1142
01:26:02,785 --> 01:26:04,821
The way in and the way out
1143
01:26:06,089 --> 01:26:08,258
to what is beyond.
1144
01:26:11,393 --> 01:26:12,964
Love.
1145
01:26:18,935 --> 01:26:20,839
I can hear them.
1146
01:26:23,541 --> 01:26:26,145
Our children are singing.
1147
01:26:29,014 --> 01:26:30,983
Don't go.
1148
01:27:45,562 --> 01:27:48,299
No! What are you doing?
1149
01:27:50,568 --> 01:27:52,071
No, no, no...
1150
01:28:16,963 --> 01:28:19,234
I love you.
1151
01:28:27,074 --> 01:28:28,142
No!
1152
01:28:42,023 --> 01:28:43,293
No!
1153
01:28:44,694 --> 01:28:46,428
No, no, no!
1154
01:30:27,504 --> 01:30:28,773
So, Enn.
1155
01:30:29,374 --> 01:30:31,343
What do you think
happened to your lady?
1156
01:30:33,343 --> 01:30:35,646
She must've gone on
with the others.
1157
01:30:39,117 --> 01:30:41,153
They didn't even say goodbye.
1158
01:30:45,291 --> 01:30:47,127
She'll be all right, mate.
1159
01:30:47,692 --> 01:30:49,429
She's a tough one.
1160
01:30:51,430 --> 01:30:55,165
Well, look,
let us not forget the day.
1161
01:30:55,167 --> 01:30:56,800
- What?
- Tonight, I take
1162
01:30:56,802 --> 01:30:59,103
Tracey the Magnanimous
to the pictures.
1163
01:30:59,105 --> 01:31:00,673
So I'm turning to you now,
1164
01:31:00,675 --> 01:31:03,442
as you're both men
of fashion and adventure.
1165
01:31:03,444 --> 01:31:05,147
Lay it on me.
1166
01:31:10,685 --> 01:31:13,456
You got to forget everything
you think you know.
1167
01:31:17,392 --> 01:31:19,559
Just accept that
you are nothing
1168
01:31:19,561 --> 01:31:22,465
but a worthless initiate
at her altar.
1169
01:31:24,567 --> 01:31:26,537
That's how you build trust.
1170
01:31:28,737 --> 01:31:30,073
Right.
1171
01:31:34,344 --> 01:31:35,779
No great secret.
1172
01:31:36,746 --> 01:31:39,514
Just remember
that you're you
1173
01:31:39,516 --> 01:31:41,717
and she's her.
1174
01:31:41,719 --> 01:31:43,822
And together,
1175
01:31:45,221 --> 01:31:48,358
that'll be
another thing.
1176
01:31:52,329 --> 01:31:54,766
Fat lot of good
yous pair were.
1177
01:31:59,570 --> 01:32:01,475
It's all right, mate.
1178
01:32:07,646 --> 01:32:09,513
All right then.
1179
01:32:09,515 --> 01:32:11,618
Ride on, you rotter.
1180
01:33:36,577 --> 01:33:38,309
- Hiya.
- Hi.
1181
01:33:38,311 --> 01:33:39,577
- How's it going?
- Very well, thank you.
1182
01:33:39,579 --> 01:33:41,312
Thanks so much
for coming out.
1183
01:33:41,314 --> 01:33:43,814
- I adore your work.
- Thank you very much.
1184
01:33:43,816 --> 01:33:45,651
- What's your name?
- Emily.
1185
01:33:45,653 --> 01:33:48,621
- Where have you come from?
- Um, East Sussex.
1186
01:33:48,623 --> 01:33:50,422
Thanks for making
that journey.
1187
01:33:50,424 --> 01:33:52,591
Lovely to meet you.
1188
01:33:52,593 --> 01:33:54,926
- Thank you, Tom, keep writing.
- Thank you.
1189
01:33:54,928 --> 01:33:57,630
Cheers. See you later.
See you guys.
1190
01:33:57,632 --> 01:33:59,866
Hello, how are you?
1191
01:33:59,868 --> 01:34:01,435
Very well, thank you.
1192
01:34:01,437 --> 01:34:03,804
- What's your name?
- It's for all of us.
1193
01:34:03,806 --> 01:34:05,605
We can
only afford one copy.
1194
01:34:05,607 --> 01:34:07,409
We've just moved here.
1195
01:34:08,044 --> 01:34:10,743
Okay, well, I can
make it out to all of you.
1196
01:34:10,745 --> 01:34:11,944
What are your names.
1197
01:34:11,946 --> 01:34:13,584
Siouxsie. With an "X."
1198
01:34:15,384 --> 01:34:17,621
Dee Dee.
1199
01:34:18,354 --> 01:34:19,624
Ari Up.
1200
01:34:23,059 --> 01:34:24,261
Jonesy.
1201
01:34:29,533 --> 01:34:31,269
Enn.
1202
01:34:39,912 --> 01:34:41,881
She thought
we should travel alone.
1203
01:34:42,347 --> 01:34:44,350
We think we'd like to stay.
1204
01:34:45,083 --> 01:34:46,952
We want to start a band.
1205
01:42:17,407 --> 01:42:18,976
Shut the fuck up!
1206
01:42:20,442 --> 01:42:24,414
That was terrible.
Do it again!
1207
01:42:24,416 --> 01:42:27,062
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