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MAX:
That's enough dufus!
It's my turn!
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ROBERT:
Hey, you guys better
save some for Walter
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or he's going to be pissed!
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Look it's not
even half gone yet.
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Here give it here--
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You idiots are
going to spill it! Stop it!
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Give it here! It's my turn!
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Holy shit!
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...Is that them?!
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Gentlemen...I give you...
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Boobs!
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Hey! Easy! Don't bend them!
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ALL:
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BILLY:
Look at the boobs on this one!
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Your brother is going
to kill you if he finds out.
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Don't worry. He's
out with his friends.
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I'll get them back
home before he gets back.
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Vaginas are
just weird looking.
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What?
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They are just weird looking...
that's all I'm saying.
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Fairy.
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WALTER/BILLY/MAX:
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ROBERT:
Hey! I ain't no fairy.
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MAX/WALTER/BILLY:
Fairy! Fairy! Fairy!...
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MAX/WALTER/BILLY:
Fairy! Fairy! Fa--
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Stop it!
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Hey! Watch the magazines!
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Help! I'm being
attacked by a fairy!
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Guys, stop it!
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Holy cow.
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Looks like a rock.
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Think it's Russian?
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WALTER:
It's a meteor dumbass!
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Like from space?
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No...
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It fell out of your Mom's ass.
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Shut up would ya?
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Dibs!
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Yes.
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WALTER:
Hey man-- Let me see it!
Let me hold it.
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ROBERT:
Let me hold it, come on!
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No! I called dibs.
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He did... He called dibs.
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60's PHOTOGRAPHER:
Alright boys. Let's stop
fighting over that space turd
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and get this picture...
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I need you to move
in a little closer together.
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Squeeze in nice and
tight, nice and tight there.
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Now let me see that meteor.
Say cheese!
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GROUP:
CHEEEEEEESE!!!!
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GEEK:
What's that?
You talking to me?
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Oh that? Thats just a--
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--thats just MY
sweet ass meteorite.
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Oh yeah...
Chicks are going to dig you.
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TV COOKING HOST:
So what you want to do
is mix your dough thoroughly
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otherwise your cookies
just wont be moist.
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Cause no one
likes an un-moist cookie.
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After you are done mixing
and you have added your nuts
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FARMER:
Stay there Roxy.
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Ah! Ah! Ahh!
Ahh! Ah! Ah....Ah...
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ANNABELLE:
Hey Dad... I got your
favorite cookies.
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Dad?
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Are you here?
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Dad?
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You here?
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TOW TRUCK DRIVER:
I have no clue where
your darn keys are!
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No, I can't come
help you find them!
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I'm all the way over
on freakin' Kettle road!
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PHONE:
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Yeah. Yeah, you do that.
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She would lose her freakin'
head if it wasn't attached.
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Alright...let's see
what we got here!
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What the hell?
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TOW TRUCK DRIVER:
That's great that you found your
keys but I'm gonna need ya to
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shut the fuck up for a minute...
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I need you to get your ass in
the car and I need you to come
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pick me up on Kettle road.
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Just three clicks south of
Cooper's Mill...
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Maxine!
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Shut up and do it would ya?
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And bring some damn
clothes while you're at it...
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Because I'm standing in the
middle of the road in my damn
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skivvies!
Maxine, that's why!
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Just shut your damn
pie hole and start drivin'.
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Geeez Louise! That lady
is gonna be the death of me!
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ANGRY DRIVER:
What the fuck man?
Watch where you're going!
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Idiot!
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GROCERY STORE CASHIER:
Sarah! Hey who's that guy?
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SECURITY GUARD
Excuse me sir.
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Sir. Yo!
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I need you to put
that meat down!
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Ma'am no, I am going
to need you to back off ok?
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AHH! AHHH!
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GROCERY STORE CASHIER:
Get down!
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BUS DRIVER:
Is everybody OK?
I'll be right back.
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CORONER:
Son of a--
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CORONER:
K, This is case 7638.
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Well you've had better
days there ay buddy.
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CORONER:
K, We've got a male,
approximately 45 to 50
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years of age.
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Struck by a vehicle.
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A bus to be more precise and
pronounced dead at the scene.
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by paramedics.
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K, there is significant blunt
force trauma to the head,
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the right upper thoracic,
the right mid torso...
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and this is consistent with
this type of vehicular accident.
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K...
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It appears the large and small
intestines are visible from...
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the outside of the body.
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And this is due to the large
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laceration to the
lower abdomen area.
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K, moving on to the
posterior examination--
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Jesus!!!
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It appears to be
some sort of...parasite.
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It's nothing I've ever seen or
any clue what it may be...
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I'm gonna try removing it
from the subjects neck.
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CORONER:
Ugh! Aagh!
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CAT LADY:
Get off of her!
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ALLEY COP:
Hey!
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Don't you move!
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Put your hands in the air
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and lace your fingers
behind your head
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Do it!
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PATRON #1:
What was I just saying
about the universe providing?
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PATRON #2:
You are right
man what can I say?
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Tell her how much you
like blondes... love them.
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PATRON #1:
Who are you
supposed to be sweetheart?
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PATRON #1:
I don't know what look you're
going for there but ah...
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I like it!
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DANCER: Ahh!
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TACTICAL OFFICER #2:
Clear! Coming out!
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GEEK:
Yeah, yeah, yeah...No, shit.
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GEEK: Ahhh!
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WHAT...THE...FRACK.
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Oh my God.
This is isn't happening.
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This isn't happening.
Okay...Okay.
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Calm down...breathe.
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LANDLORD:
What the hell's
going on in there?!
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Oh shit!
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I saw you come home
and I know you're in there.
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Now open the Goddamn door!
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Just go away and call
the police Mr.Bartell...
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And animal control
while you're at it!
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Can you hear me?!
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Open the damn door!
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Between all the noise and
your rent once again being late
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you're really starting to try
my patience.
312
00:50:05,335 --> 00:50:07,204
Not to mention piss me off!
313
00:50:07,204 --> 00:50:08,205
Ugh!
314
00:50:08,205 --> 00:50:09,206
--the damn door!
315
00:50:09,206 --> 00:50:10,340
Call the police!
316
00:50:10,340 --> 00:50:13,777
Dumbass.
I can't open the door!
317
00:50:13,777 --> 00:50:17,280
That's it!
I'm coming in!
318
00:50:18,215 --> 00:50:21,451
No, no, no you idiot!
319
00:50:21,451 --> 00:50:23,520
Hello?
320
00:50:24,721 --> 00:50:27,290
Where are ya kid?
321
00:50:27,290 --> 00:50:29,092
Get your ass out
here and talk to me?!
322
00:50:29,092 --> 00:50:31,261
Just get the hell out of
the apartment Mr Bartell
323
00:50:31,261 --> 00:50:35,065
What are you talking
about kid? Where are you?
324
00:50:35,065 --> 00:50:39,169
I am in the bathroom!
Just call the police!
325
00:50:39,169 --> 00:50:40,737
The police?
326
00:50:40,737 --> 00:50:42,239
Why do I need
to call the police?
327
00:50:42,239 --> 00:50:44,074
What's all the
commotion in here?
328
00:50:44,074 --> 00:50:48,478
You need to get the hell out
of the apartment Mr Bartell!
329
00:50:48,478 --> 00:50:54,217
There is some sort of ugly ass
creature in there with you.
330
00:50:54,217 --> 00:50:57,287
And I think I
really pissed it off !!!
331
00:50:57,821 --> 00:51:00,090
There's a what?!
332
00:51:07,297 --> 00:51:09,366
Like I said...
333
00:51:12,135 --> 00:51:17,407
there is some sort of creature
thingy in there with you.
334
00:51:17,407 --> 00:51:19,743
A...a what?
335
00:51:19,743 --> 00:51:23,747
What's in here with me?
Are you on drugs or something?
336
00:51:23,747 --> 00:51:28,218
I can't afford rent! How
am I supposed to afford drugs?
337
00:51:28,218 --> 00:51:30,587
Speaking of rent--
338
00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:34,324
--where's my money?
339
00:51:34,324 --> 00:51:39,529
340
00:51:39,529 --> 00:51:44,835
LANDLORD
AHH! AHHH!
AHHHHHH! AHHHH!
341
00:51:51,308 --> 00:51:57,414
342
00:51:57,747 --> 00:52:03,253
343
00:52:20,337 --> 00:52:28,411
344
00:52:31,481 --> 00:52:39,489
345
00:52:44,528 --> 00:52:46,229
346
00:52:46,229 --> 00:52:47,931
347
00:52:47,931 --> 00:52:50,767
911 OPERATOR:
911--What's
your emergency?
348
00:52:50,767 --> 00:52:56,339
911 OPERATOR:
Hello? Please state
your emergency.
349
00:52:56,339 --> 00:53:02,179
Are you there?
350
00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:08,852
I'm sorry...Ha.
Never mind...forget about it.
351
00:53:08,852 --> 00:53:12,689
No, no.
352
00:53:12,689 --> 00:53:20,197
They will lock you in the loony
bin and throw away the key
353
00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:25,735
No more--No more
buying shit online.
354
00:53:25,735 --> 00:53:32,275
355
00:53:36,646 --> 00:53:43,954
356
00:54:00,604 --> 00:54:06,676
357
00:54:24,728 --> 00:54:30,834
358
00:54:40,810 --> 00:54:44,281
359
00:54:46,616 --> 00:54:51,888
360
00:55:18,014 --> 00:55:22,752
361
00:55:26,956 --> 00:55:30,894
OFF DUTY DANCER:
Oh! Jesus! You scared me.
362
00:55:31,895 --> 00:55:35,432
Oh, Is this your room?
363
00:55:35,432 --> 00:55:38,635
I--I can leave
if it is. I am sorry.
364
00:55:38,635 --> 00:55:40,370
Anyway do you know what
the heck is going on downstairs?
365
00:55:40,370 --> 00:55:42,372
I tried to come in through the
front there was a whole
366
00:55:42,372 --> 00:55:46,443
bunch of commotion and shit
so I had to go through the back
367
00:55:49,346 --> 00:55:52,415
Hello? Anyone in there?
368
00:55:55,752 --> 00:55:57,921
What? It was on fucking sale.
369
00:55:59,756 --> 00:56:05,829
370
00:56:11,634 --> 00:56:21,711
371
00:56:41,030 --> 00:56:43,400
DRIVE THRU CASHIER:
Welcome to Mucho Burrito,
how can I help you?
372
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,636
DRIVE THRU PATRON:
Hey hey hey,
(Spanish) Hey girl!
373
00:56:46,636 --> 00:56:48,171
Ayy...I ahh I am
374
00:56:48,171 --> 00:56:50,807
Very hungry
here, I'm hungry right? Eh?
(Drunken Spanish)
375
00:56:50,807 --> 00:56:56,112
I'll have a dos el Classic. Ah
mucho carne, con pollo right?
376
00:56:56,112 --> 00:56:59,716
Um...add some guac...that would
be good. And I, I, I--
377
00:56:59,716 --> 00:57:02,652
Oh wait a sec, wait a sec...
we could get a tango trio here,
378
00:57:02,652 --> 00:57:06,756
give me one of those and um,
scratch the first one, have a
379
00:57:06,756 --> 00:57:09,893
taco trio add the shrimp
add the guac and um...
380
00:57:09,893 --> 00:57:12,929
and the triple, eh... Ay--y--you
know what wait. wait a second.
381
00:57:12,929 --> 00:57:15,031
My--I cut out--My PH
level,my doctor says--
382
00:57:15,031 --> 00:57:19,102
So yeah. Back to the Classico
ok? Yeah and maybe a large
383
00:57:19,102 --> 00:57:25,875
drink, a jurrito.
Ah dos. That would be...good.
384
00:57:25,875 --> 00:57:27,911
DRIVE THRU CASHIER:
Is that everything today?
385
00:57:27,911 --> 00:57:29,045
Si.
386
00:57:29,045 --> 00:57:30,914
-Are you sure?
-Y--Yeah.
387
00:57:30,914 --> 00:57:32,916
Yeah I'm sure,
how much more sure can I be?
388
00:57:32,916 --> 00:57:34,017
Your order is $16.78--
389
00:57:34,017 --> 00:57:35,652
390
00:57:35,652 --> 00:57:39,923
What? Whaaa!
391
00:57:49,899 --> 00:57:53,470
MOOCHO FUCKO!
392
00:57:53,670 --> 00:58:00,243
393
00:58:10,653 --> 00:58:13,957
Hey dude! Asshole!
394
00:58:28,938 --> 00:58:33,243
395
00:58:35,879 --> 00:58:39,782
396
00:58:39,782 --> 00:58:45,522
397
00:59:05,141 --> 00:59:11,014
PARKING LOT JOHN:
Oh ah...just like that, ah.
398
00:59:11,014 --> 00:59:16,085
-Oh, you like that?
-Mhm.
399
00:59:16,085 --> 00:59:22,125
Ah, keep going.
Don't stop. Come on.
400
00:59:33,169 --> 00:59:37,273
-What the fuck?
-What?
401
00:59:38,808 --> 00:59:44,747
Don't go anywhere,
I'll get rid of this freak.
402
00:59:44,747 --> 00:59:49,085
The fuck's
your problem man?
403
00:59:49,085 --> 00:59:52,188
Get the hell out of here
you fucking meth head!
404
00:59:52,188 --> 00:59:57,994
405
01:00:05,935 --> 01:00:09,739
Please, oh, no...Please!
406
01:00:17,814 --> 01:00:20,817
407
01:00:20,817 --> 01:00:23,953
No, please, no.
408
01:00:24,687 --> 01:00:27,690
409
01:00:27,690 --> 01:00:30,994
410
01:00:30,994 --> 01:00:32,996
RADIO:
I say unto all the evil--
411
01:00:32,996 --> 01:00:35,698
DRIVER:
Those sinners man
they're going to hell!
412
01:00:35,698 --> 01:00:39,969
RADIO:
Go to hell
one day. We live--
413
01:00:39,969 --> 01:00:43,706
DRIVER:
...the gospel truth,
the gospel truth!
414
01:00:43,706 --> 01:00:48,978
RADIO
Where nothing makes sense,
Satan and his claws into us.
415
01:00:48,978 --> 01:00:53,783
You would look up and say oh
lord Jesus please save me,
416
01:00:53,783 --> 01:00:58,087
--there is only one way out
my brothers I am telling you to
417
01:00:58,087 --> 01:01:05,895
avoid the hell fire and that
is to say yes to Jesus.
418
01:01:08,698 --> 01:01:18,775
419
01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:48,838
420
01:01:48,838 --> 01:01:53,910
421
01:02:00,149 --> 01:02:03,820
422
01:02:03,820 --> 01:02:10,727
423
01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:19,335
424
01:02:21,504 --> 01:02:27,176
425
01:02:29,912 --> 01:02:37,787
426
01:02:41,958 --> 01:02:53,970
Please, help. No, no, no,
no, no, no, no! Please help me!
427
01:02:53,970 --> 01:02:55,104
Please help me--
428
01:02:55,104 --> 01:03:01,811
429
01:03:12,221 --> 01:03:14,090
430
01:03:14,090 --> 01:03:25,334
No! I beg you! No!
No! I beg you!
431
01:03:59,535 --> 01:04:09,212
432
01:04:28,531 --> 01:04:33,336
433
01:04:40,276 --> 01:04:50,253
434
01:04:55,124 --> 01:05:03,065
435
01:05:07,003 --> 01:05:12,608
Ok! Come on. Let's go. Get her!
436
01:05:40,536 --> 01:05:43,539
437
01:05:43,539 --> 01:05:47,343
438
01:05:50,046 --> 01:05:59,555
439
01:05:59,555 --> 01:06:06,028
440
01:06:14,603 --> 01:06:20,409
441
01:06:29,285 --> 01:06:37,360
442
01:06:47,570 --> 01:06:57,380
443
01:07:17,299 --> 01:07:27,043
444
01:07:28,577 --> 01:07:32,782
445
01:07:35,551 --> 01:07:41,257
446
01:07:41,624 --> 01:07:50,633
447
01:07:51,567 --> 01:07:57,306
448
01:08:02,711 --> 01:08:05,714
449
01:08:05,714 --> 01:08:13,789
450
01:08:21,230 --> 01:08:29,305
451
01:08:39,715 --> 01:08:42,785
452
01:08:51,827 --> 01:08:54,663
453
01:08:55,297 --> 01:08:58,567
454
01:08:58,567 --> 01:09:02,304
455
01:09:10,246 --> 01:09:19,321
456
01:09:32,601 --> 01:09:37,740
457
01:09:50,586 --> 01:09:54,590
458
01:09:54,590 --> 01:10:04,800
459
01:10:18,714 --> 01:10:26,589
460
01:10:26,589 --> 01:10:29,658
461
01:10:32,861 --> 01:10:35,598
462
01:10:35,598 --> 01:10:45,674
463
01:11:04,793 --> 01:11:06,795
464
01:11:06,795 --> 01:11:10,866
465
01:11:18,707 --> 01:11:28,417
466
01:11:29,885 --> 01:11:35,958
467
01:11:40,863 --> 01:11:44,600
468
01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:49,672
469
01:11:51,607 --> 01:11:58,681
470
01:12:08,624 --> 01:12:14,897
471
01:12:14,897 --> 01:12:18,967
472
01:12:40,622 --> 01:12:48,697
473
01:12:52,634 --> 01:12:59,708
474
01:13:02,644 --> 01:13:05,714
HELP!
475
01:13:07,649 --> 01:13:11,854
We need your help! We don't have
any money and we have to get her
476
01:13:11,854 --> 01:13:18,727
to the hospital! Can
you help us please?
477
01:13:18,727 --> 01:13:21,864
BUS DRIVER #2:
I can take you to
the next stop. Get on.
478
01:13:21,864 --> 01:13:25,033
BUS DRIVER #2:
It's a two minute
walk to Mercy Hospital.
479
01:13:25,033 --> 01:13:28,504
Thank you so much.
480
01:13:40,749 --> 01:13:46,722
481
01:14:19,922 --> 01:14:28,230
482
01:14:28,230 --> 01:14:32,868
483
01:14:34,636 --> 01:14:44,713
484
01:15:01,230 --> 01:15:09,271
485
01:15:20,015 --> 01:15:22,651
486
01:15:22,651 --> 01:15:26,722
Are you OK?
487
01:15:28,657 --> 01:15:34,730
488
01:15:36,665 --> 01:15:40,736
489
01:15:45,073 --> 01:15:55,150
490
01:16:04,927 --> 01:16:11,266
491
01:16:13,201 --> 01:16:18,674
492
01:16:18,674 --> 01:16:28,283
493
01:16:49,071 --> 01:16:53,809
494
01:16:53,809 --> 01:16:59,881
495
01:17:10,125 --> 01:17:15,797
496
01:17:45,060 --> 01:17:54,202
497
01:18:03,812 --> 01:18:12,754
498
01:18:15,223 --> 01:18:24,199
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