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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:47,924 --> 00:00:50,426 ♪ Don't you stop ♪ 2 00:00:50,427 --> 00:00:53,345 ♪ Don't you wonder why ♪ 3 00:00:53,346 --> 00:00:56,265 ♪ Life itself pops in ♪ 4 00:00:56,266 --> 00:00:59,143 ♪ And takes you by surprise ♪ 5 00:00:59,144 --> 00:01:01,937 ♪ Don't you try to run ♪ 6 00:01:01,938 --> 00:01:05,065 ♪ It gets you from behind ♪ 7 00:01:05,066 --> 00:01:07,860 ♪ Like a common cold ♪ 8 00:01:07,861 --> 00:01:11,030 ♪ It takes you for a ride ♪ 9 00:01:11,031 --> 00:01:13,949 ♪ Don't you stop to think ♪ 10 00:01:13,950 --> 00:01:18,746 ♪ Don't you even try ♪ 11 00:01:18,747 --> 00:01:21,541 ♪ Call the doctor ♪ 12 00:01:24,127 --> 00:01:25,544 - Five eighths of a mile. 13 00:01:25,545 --> 00:01:28,547 Less corrections for construction zones. 14 00:01:28,548 --> 00:01:30,716 Bus traffic, lake clearance, 15 00:01:30,717 --> 00:01:35,054 adjusted ETA downtown is now three minutes plus ten. 16 00:01:35,055 --> 00:01:36,555 Counting down. 17 00:01:36,556 --> 00:01:39,350 ♪ Call the doctor ♪ 18 00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:53,489 - Bye! 19 00:01:53,490 --> 00:01:55,866 ♪ Don't you stop ♪ 20 00:01:55,867 --> 00:01:58,744 ♪ Don't you wonder why ♪ 21 00:01:58,745 --> 00:02:01,413 ♪ Life itself pops in ♪ 22 00:02:01,414 --> 00:02:04,458 ♪ And takes you by surprise ♪ 23 00:02:04,459 --> 00:02:07,670 ♪ Don't you try to run ♪ 24 00:02:12,634 --> 00:02:13,467 - Hey! 25 00:02:13,468 --> 00:02:14,260 Hey, look. 26 00:02:16,888 --> 00:02:19,306 - Some kinda nut, look at him! 27 00:02:19,307 --> 00:02:20,516 - Loves his exercise. 28 00:02:20,517 --> 00:02:21,309 - Mm-hmm. 29 00:02:22,185 --> 00:02:23,060 - Hey, man! 30 00:02:23,061 --> 00:02:23,853 Nice legs! 31 00:02:27,315 --> 00:02:28,274 - Thank you! 32 00:02:30,026 --> 00:02:31,193 ♪ Now is the time ♪ 33 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:32,653 ♪ To call the doctor ♪ 34 00:02:32,654 --> 00:02:35,906 ♪ This is a serious case ♪ 35 00:02:35,907 --> 00:02:37,157 ♪ There's not much time ♪ 36 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:38,826 ♪ To call the doctor ♪ 37 00:02:38,827 --> 00:02:43,580 ♪ They love to watch him operate ♪ 38 00:02:43,581 --> 00:02:44,456 - Ow! 39 00:02:44,457 --> 00:02:45,916 Sweet thing, how you doing, baby? 40 00:02:45,917 --> 00:02:47,126 - Good morning, baby, how are you? 41 00:02:47,127 --> 00:02:47,960 - All right. 42 00:02:47,961 --> 00:02:48,794 Good morning, Miss Blittstein. 43 00:02:48,795 --> 00:02:50,796 - Diavolo, fix your shirt, you're so sloppy. 44 00:02:50,797 --> 00:02:54,175 - Come on, girls, let's go to work. 45 00:02:56,678 --> 00:02:58,303 ♪ It comes and goes ♪ 46 00:02:58,304 --> 00:02:59,555 ♪ So call the doctor ♪ 47 00:02:59,556 --> 00:03:02,349 ♪ They need a special technique ♪ 48 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:03,809 ♪ It grows and grows ♪ 49 00:03:03,810 --> 00:03:05,269 ♪ Now call the doctor ♪ 50 00:03:05,270 --> 00:03:06,854 ♪ Calling out for Doctor Detroit ♪ 51 00:03:06,855 --> 00:03:08,689 - Hey, boss, check out the geek. 52 00:03:08,690 --> 00:03:10,232 - Yeah, I want you to see this guy. 53 00:03:10,233 --> 00:03:11,776 Slow down, Diavolo. 54 00:03:19,951 --> 00:03:21,952 - Oh, it's the same guy. 55 00:03:21,953 --> 00:03:22,745 He's cute. 56 00:03:23,621 --> 00:03:25,289 - He's got nice legs for a geek. 57 00:03:25,290 --> 00:03:26,123 - You're right. 58 00:03:26,124 --> 00:03:26,957 - Forget it, we're late. 59 00:03:26,958 --> 00:03:28,208 Let's go, Diavolo. 60 00:03:31,671 --> 00:03:32,630 - Marvelous. 61 00:03:41,556 --> 00:03:43,515 - Well, anchors away, sweetheart. 62 00:03:43,516 --> 00:03:47,019 - Don't forget to take your Dramamine! 63 00:03:47,020 --> 00:03:48,520 - Oh, come on, Jasmine, baby! 64 00:03:48,521 --> 00:03:50,814 What can he do that I can't do? 65 00:03:50,815 --> 00:03:52,108 - He has a boat. 66 00:03:59,657 --> 00:04:00,866 - Good afternoon, ma'am. 67 00:04:00,867 --> 00:04:01,867 - Hi, Stretch! 68 00:04:01,868 --> 00:04:05,580 Are you getting taller or did I break a heel? 69 00:04:06,873 --> 00:04:08,373 - Facutly pension checks aren't supposed to bounce, 70 00:04:08,374 --> 00:04:09,167 are they? 71 00:04:11,794 --> 00:04:13,922 Here comes young Skridlow. 72 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:18,592 - Good afternoon, Skridlow. 73 00:04:18,593 --> 00:04:19,719 Right on time. 74 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:23,263 - Finished classes, six miles into town to the faculty club 75 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:25,557 as usual, and now I'm indulging myself. 76 00:04:25,558 --> 00:04:27,267 Dinner out and a movie. 77 00:04:27,268 --> 00:04:28,144 - Ah. - Bye. 78 00:04:34,651 --> 00:04:36,735 - Look, I paid 50 dollars for this tie 79 00:04:36,736 --> 00:04:38,570 and I think it looks great, okay? 80 00:04:38,571 --> 00:04:39,404 - Yeah, well, I woulda 81 00:04:39,405 --> 00:04:40,280 bought the other one, you know? 82 00:04:40,281 --> 00:04:42,241 - I didn't hire you to be a fashion consultant, 83 00:04:42,242 --> 00:04:43,492 I hired you to drive. 84 00:04:43,493 --> 00:04:46,203 So please, just drive, hmm? 85 00:04:46,204 --> 00:04:48,747 - Well, one day I'm gonna have my own driver 86 00:04:48,748 --> 00:04:51,375 because I am gonna be an actor. 87 00:04:51,376 --> 00:04:52,417 - Look, Diavolo, just cut the 88 00:04:52,418 --> 00:04:55,045 Sidney Poitier impressions, okay? 89 00:04:55,046 --> 00:04:57,881 - They'll call me Mr. Diavolo. 90 00:04:57,882 --> 00:04:58,757 - Fine. 91 00:05:01,261 --> 00:05:02,094 - Hey, wait a second, man, 92 00:05:02,095 --> 00:05:04,388 what the fuck's going on here? 93 00:05:04,389 --> 00:05:05,222 - Who is it? 94 00:05:05,223 --> 00:05:06,056 - Says moms. 95 00:05:06,057 --> 00:05:08,101 That's one of Mom's cars! 96 00:05:11,271 --> 00:05:15,941 Hey, man, where the fuck you get your driver's license, man? 97 00:05:18,528 --> 00:05:19,987 - Hey, Smooth! 98 00:05:19,988 --> 00:05:22,114 - Yeah, here's the Yul Brynner clones. 99 00:05:22,115 --> 00:05:24,449 - Hey, Smooth Walker! 100 00:05:24,450 --> 00:05:25,534 - Me? 101 00:05:25,535 --> 00:05:27,995 - Yeah, you, you son of a bitch! 102 00:05:27,996 --> 00:05:30,414 Mom wants to see ya! 103 00:05:30,415 --> 00:05:31,290 - Silly me, I... 104 00:05:31,291 --> 00:05:33,959 I thought we were in the middle of a motorcade here. 105 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:36,461 Aren't you boys on your way to the cue ball convention? 106 00:05:36,462 --> 00:05:38,171 - Yeah, you... 107 00:05:39,007 --> 00:05:39,965 - Hey, man, watch it, asshole! 108 00:05:39,966 --> 00:05:41,717 - Just be cool and drive, okay, Diavolo? 109 00:05:41,718 --> 00:05:43,468 - Say, Jack, you know I just had this motherfucker 110 00:05:43,469 --> 00:05:44,594 washed and waxed? 111 00:05:44,595 --> 00:05:45,929 - Diavolo, just be cool, be cool. 112 00:05:45,930 --> 00:05:50,727 - Say, boss, you want me to lose these assholes? 113 00:06:06,617 --> 00:06:08,327 - Come on, get out! 114 00:06:08,328 --> 00:06:09,161 Let's go! 115 00:06:09,162 --> 00:06:09,995 - Take it easy. 116 00:06:09,996 --> 00:06:10,829 - Mom's waiting! 117 00:06:10,830 --> 00:06:11,663 - Take it easy on the suit. 118 00:06:11,664 --> 00:06:13,123 Look, you want the Asshole of the Year award? 119 00:06:13,124 --> 00:06:14,249 You have my vote, okay? 120 00:06:14,250 --> 00:06:15,960 Take it easy, Johnny. 121 00:06:18,254 --> 00:06:19,463 Okay, okay, guys. 122 00:06:19,464 --> 00:06:22,342 Listen, I can walk by myself, okay? 123 00:06:23,468 --> 00:06:26,346 What are you guys, training wheels? 124 00:06:27,597 --> 00:06:32,142 Hi, Mom, it's a pleasure to see you as always. 125 00:06:32,143 --> 00:06:34,437 - You owe me 80,000 dollars. 126 00:06:35,396 --> 00:06:36,356 - Uh-uh, 60. 127 00:06:37,273 --> 00:06:39,232 I'm a couple of months behind. 128 00:06:39,233 --> 00:06:40,817 - 80. 129 00:06:40,818 --> 00:06:44,279 The 20,000 extra is a late payment penalty. 130 00:06:44,280 --> 00:06:46,114 There are lots of other penalties, you know. 131 00:06:46,115 --> 00:06:48,450 - Look, Mom, I'm doing my best. 132 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:49,493 I mean, I got over-- 133 00:06:49,494 --> 00:06:51,078 - Shut up. 134 00:06:51,079 --> 00:06:53,663 The only reason you're walking around with both knees 135 00:06:53,664 --> 00:06:55,791 is 'cause you got a class act. 136 00:06:55,792 --> 00:06:57,709 I'll tell you what we're gonna do. 137 00:06:57,710 --> 00:07:00,588 You give me your money, your girls, 138 00:07:01,631 --> 00:07:03,590 everything else you got. 139 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:05,258 Call it even. 140 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:06,927 - What about me? 141 00:07:06,928 --> 00:07:08,178 - I'll let you live. 142 00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:09,764 Quiet! 143 00:07:10,932 --> 00:07:12,057 - Mom... 144 00:07:12,058 --> 00:07:13,683 I mean, you know how things work in this town. 145 00:07:13,684 --> 00:07:15,519 Now, if it was up to me alone, 146 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,896 I'd be thrilled to settle this thing with you, 147 00:07:17,897 --> 00:07:19,272 but well... 148 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:20,900 I got a new partner. 149 00:07:24,112 --> 00:07:25,695 - Another partner? 150 00:07:25,696 --> 00:07:28,574 - This guy, this dude from Detroit. 151 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:31,701 Uh, he just moved in on me. 152 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:32,536 - Detroit? 153 00:07:32,537 --> 00:07:33,453 Oh, are you kidding? 154 00:07:33,454 --> 00:07:35,163 I know people in Detroit. 155 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:36,331 - Not this guy. 156 00:07:36,332 --> 00:07:38,583 I mean, he's too big, he's too bad. 157 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:40,168 He's as bad as you are, 158 00:07:40,169 --> 00:07:41,629 maybe even badder. 159 00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:44,464 I'm scared, Mom. 160 00:07:44,465 --> 00:07:45,841 And that's why I... 161 00:07:45,842 --> 00:07:48,052 I go along with the Doctor. 162 00:07:49,303 --> 00:07:50,512 - The Doctor? 163 00:07:50,513 --> 00:07:51,471 - Yeah. 164 00:07:51,472 --> 00:07:52,347 Doctor. 165 00:07:52,348 --> 00:07:53,558 Doctor Detroit. 166 00:07:56,853 --> 00:07:58,478 I don't know if he's really from Detroit, 167 00:07:58,479 --> 00:08:01,356 maybe that's just a handle he uses. 168 00:08:01,357 --> 00:08:03,984 - You mean you let this jerk-off muscle in on Mom? 169 00:08:03,985 --> 00:08:05,152 Just let him without... 170 00:08:05,153 --> 00:08:06,528 Just let him in? 171 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:08,321 - I was scared, Mom. 172 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:09,699 He's a scary guy. 173 00:08:11,075 --> 00:08:13,285 - I gotta meet this Doctor. 174 00:08:13,286 --> 00:08:14,119 I'll... 175 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:16,204 I'll see if I can arrange a meeting. 176 00:08:16,205 --> 00:08:18,957 But do me a favor, Mom, just leave me out of it. 177 00:08:18,958 --> 00:08:20,917 I have suffered enough. 178 00:08:20,918 --> 00:08:22,794 - Okay, boys, turn him loose. 179 00:08:22,795 --> 00:08:26,006 If he gets outta line, you can have him for lunch. 180 00:08:26,007 --> 00:08:27,632 - What? 181 00:08:27,633 --> 00:08:29,677 What is it with you guys? 182 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:35,682 Diavolo. 183 00:08:35,683 --> 00:08:36,641 - Where to, boss? 184 00:08:36,642 --> 00:08:39,060 - Australia, South Pole... 185 00:08:39,061 --> 00:08:39,895 China, okay? 186 00:08:39,896 --> 00:08:41,438 - Well, I gotta stop and get gas, you know that. 187 00:08:41,439 --> 00:08:43,523 - Just drive, okay? 188 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:44,317 Please? 189 00:09:03,044 --> 00:09:04,377 - Hey, man, I hate to say this again, 190 00:09:04,378 --> 00:09:07,547 but you got your little fuzzy white ass in a crack. 191 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:09,549 And you know there isn't any Doctor Detroit. 192 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:11,092 You just pissed away the money! 193 00:09:11,093 --> 00:09:13,178 - Please, I know what I did. 194 00:09:13,179 --> 00:09:15,639 I am trying to figure a way out. 195 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:16,473 - Yeah, okay. 196 00:09:16,474 --> 00:09:17,766 Okay, well, you just remember that you 197 00:09:17,767 --> 00:09:20,185 didn't spend any of that money on me. 198 00:09:20,186 --> 00:09:22,187 - It doesn't matter, bro. 199 00:09:22,188 --> 00:09:25,190 You are in this with me, I am not going down alone. 200 00:09:25,191 --> 00:09:26,525 - Wait a second, man, what are you talking about, man? 201 00:09:26,526 --> 00:09:28,610 It's not my fault that you spent all that money 202 00:09:28,611 --> 00:09:30,570 on those clothes, those shoes, 203 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,572 this big gas guzzling tank 204 00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:33,949 and that penthouse of yours! 205 00:09:33,950 --> 00:09:35,825 - Diavolo, I didn't say it was your fault, 206 00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:37,494 I said it was your problem. 207 00:09:37,495 --> 00:09:41,122 Now we have to find ourselves a patsy, okay? 208 00:09:41,123 --> 00:09:43,500 - Now, what kinda patsy you talking about? 209 00:09:43,501 --> 00:09:45,293 - I don't know. 210 00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:49,214 Just somebody who could be Doctor Detroit, 211 00:09:49,215 --> 00:09:51,132 whatever the hell that is. 212 00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:52,176 Just a yo-yo. 213 00:09:53,678 --> 00:09:56,054 - Where are you gonna find a geek like that? 214 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:04,354 - Mulligatawny soup, lamb vindaloo, alu parathas, 215 00:10:04,355 --> 00:10:07,107 saag, all on the special? 216 00:10:07,108 --> 00:10:07,900 Perfect! 217 00:10:10,820 --> 00:10:12,404 - Excuse me, please. 218 00:10:12,405 --> 00:10:14,322 Pardon me, sir. 219 00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:15,156 And for you. 220 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:16,199 - Guptar! 221 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,867 - Mr. Skridlow, welcome. 222 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:20,036 - Namaste. 223 00:10:20,037 --> 00:10:22,289 Please, this way. 224 00:10:22,290 --> 00:10:24,416 Mr. Skridlow, the lamb vindaloo is 225 00:10:24,417 --> 00:10:26,126 very, very good this evening. 226 00:10:26,127 --> 00:10:27,836 - That's just what I was thinking. 227 00:10:27,837 --> 00:10:29,004 - What a coincidence. 228 00:10:29,005 --> 00:10:31,047 I will bring the waiter over right away. 229 00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:32,382 Thank you. - Thank you. 230 00:10:32,383 --> 00:10:33,425 - Thank you. 231 00:10:33,426 --> 00:10:34,218 Thank you. 232 00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:37,971 - So he wears this little sailor suit, right? 233 00:10:37,972 --> 00:10:38,805 - Vomit. 234 00:10:40,016 --> 00:10:42,809 - And I do my best Flower of the Orient number. 235 00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:43,643 - Jasmine! 236 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:46,563 - Like it's 1931 and we're in the long bar in Shanghai. 237 00:10:46,564 --> 00:10:48,774 - Mm, that sounds like fun. 238 00:10:49,734 --> 00:10:51,276 - Till we play find the gunboat. 239 00:10:51,277 --> 00:10:54,362 - Okay! 240 00:10:54,363 --> 00:10:56,615 - Hey, isn't that the funny looking guy with the great legs? 241 00:10:56,616 --> 00:10:58,158 - Ooh, yeah! 242 00:10:58,159 --> 00:11:00,243 Great legs, nice tushie. 243 00:11:00,244 --> 00:11:01,620 I think he's cute! 244 00:11:01,621 --> 00:11:02,579 Hi, honey! 245 00:11:02,580 --> 00:11:03,496 - Shh, Karen! 246 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:04,456 - Oh, he didn't hear me. 247 00:11:04,457 --> 00:11:05,373 - Look, I don't want people... 248 00:11:11,881 --> 00:11:12,756 - Hiya, girls, I'm sorry I'm late. 249 00:11:12,757 --> 00:11:13,715 - Hi, honey. 250 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:14,549 - Where have you been? 251 00:11:14,550 --> 00:11:15,383 - Hey, you made it. 252 00:11:15,384 --> 00:11:16,217 - Just barely. 253 00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:17,052 Uh, bourbon, no ice. 254 00:11:17,053 --> 00:11:17,886 Double. 255 00:11:17,887 --> 00:11:18,720 - What's the matter, Smoothie? 256 00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:19,846 You had a rough day, honey? 257 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:21,389 - Nah, been talking business all day long. 258 00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:24,142 Just money, money, blah blah bleh, you know. 259 00:11:24,143 --> 00:11:25,226 - And? 260 00:11:25,227 --> 00:11:27,896 - And everything is fine. 261 00:11:27,897 --> 00:11:29,564 Girls, girls! 262 00:11:29,565 --> 00:11:31,650 Look, it takes a lot of time and energy 263 00:11:31,651 --> 00:11:34,402 just to cover our investments every day, okay? 264 00:11:34,403 --> 00:11:36,154 I don't wanna talk about it during dinner. 265 00:11:36,155 --> 00:11:36,988 - Okay. 266 00:11:36,989 --> 00:11:38,657 - Okay. - Fine. 267 00:11:38,658 --> 00:11:41,702 - Hey, Smooth, look, your old friend. 268 00:11:44,580 --> 00:11:45,956 - Son of a bitch! 269 00:11:47,375 --> 00:11:49,125 - Here we are, sir. 270 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:49,959 - Yeah, uh, listen, 271 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,212 you see the guy over here? 272 00:11:52,213 --> 00:11:55,090 The four eyed gentleman with his nose buried in the book? 273 00:11:55,091 --> 00:11:56,132 - Sir? 274 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:59,219 - The guy with the seat cover sport jacket. 275 00:11:59,220 --> 00:12:00,095 - Yes, sir. 276 00:12:00,096 --> 00:12:01,429 - I wanna buy him a drink. 277 00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:02,263 - Yes, sir. 278 00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:03,098 - No! 279 00:12:03,099 --> 00:12:03,932 Uh... 280 00:12:03,933 --> 00:12:06,142 I wanna buy him dinner. 281 00:12:06,143 --> 00:12:07,185 - Very good, sir. 282 00:12:07,186 --> 00:12:08,019 - Chop chop. 283 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:10,772 - Mm, generous. 284 00:12:10,773 --> 00:12:11,690 - Excuse me, sir, 285 00:12:11,691 --> 00:12:13,400 but the gentleman at the table opposite you 286 00:12:13,401 --> 00:12:14,651 with the young ladies, 287 00:12:14,652 --> 00:12:16,820 would like you to join them for dinner. 288 00:12:16,821 --> 00:12:17,987 - Really? 289 00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:19,489 I can't believe it. 290 00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:20,825 - Sell it, girls. 291 00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:24,786 - I wonder what the man could want. 292 00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:27,706 Homosexual come on, maybe. 293 00:12:27,707 --> 00:12:29,040 No, he couldn't be gay, 294 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,668 not with all those beautiful women. 295 00:12:31,669 --> 00:12:35,130 And even if he is, maybe they're not. 296 00:12:35,131 --> 00:12:37,632 What harm in accepting the man's hospitality? 297 00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:41,469 But no free lunch in this world, say I. 298 00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:43,513 I can thank him, though. 299 00:12:43,514 --> 00:12:44,931 Yes. 300 00:12:44,932 --> 00:12:46,307 Yes, I'll thank him. 301 00:12:46,308 --> 00:12:48,769 That's the decent thing to do. 302 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:55,692 Uh, this is most unexpected. 303 00:12:55,693 --> 00:12:57,153 Uh, do I know you? 304 00:12:58,237 --> 00:13:02,407 Perhaps you were in my Comp Lit 101 class at Monroe? 305 00:13:02,408 --> 00:13:04,325 - I don't believe so. 306 00:13:04,326 --> 00:13:05,535 - Excuse me. 307 00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:06,786 I'm Jasmine. 308 00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:08,329 - Yeah, and I'm totally thoughtless. 309 00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,498 Allow me to introduce everyone. 310 00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:12,041 This is Karen. 311 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:14,043 And I'm Smooth Walker. 312 00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:15,628 This is Monica. - Hello. 313 00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:16,838 - Jasmine, of course, 314 00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:19,215 and this is Thelma. 315 00:13:19,216 --> 00:13:20,049 And you are? 316 00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:21,426 - Uh, Clifford Skridlow. 317 00:13:21,427 --> 00:13:23,344 My friends call me Cliff. 318 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,429 - Cliff! 319 00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:25,764 Oh, how cute! 320 00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:29,976 - Well, join us, Cliff. 321 00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,561 - Uh, well, I... 322 00:13:31,562 --> 00:13:32,687 I've already ordered, uh... 323 00:13:32,688 --> 00:13:34,397 - Why don't I have Mr. Skridlow's dinner 324 00:13:34,398 --> 00:13:35,940 brought to this table? 325 00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:36,775 - Why don't you? 326 00:13:36,776 --> 00:13:37,568 - Great. 327 00:13:39,195 --> 00:13:40,028 - Uh... 328 00:13:40,029 --> 00:13:42,280 - Here comes that chair, Cliff, just slip right in. 329 00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:44,699 We'll have another fresh drink for our new friend, Cliff. 330 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:47,410 - Oh, how very gracious of you. 331 00:13:47,411 --> 00:13:51,164 - Can you tell us anything at all about this tandoori thing? 332 00:13:51,165 --> 00:13:52,832 - Oh, you ordered the tandoori? 333 00:13:52,833 --> 00:13:54,834 Well, uh, you're going to enjoy it. 334 00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,377 It's really a marvelous technique. 335 00:13:56,378 --> 00:13:58,671 It's a miniature clay oven, completely enclosed, 336 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:01,424 a marinade and the heat of the oven 337 00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:04,636 and the enclosure on top, keeps the juices in 338 00:14:04,637 --> 00:14:08,807 and uh, thus causes the meat to come out pink. 339 00:14:08,808 --> 00:14:10,183 - Ooh, I love it! 340 00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:12,978 - Karen! 341 00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:16,105 - Thank you for coming, sir. 342 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,190 - Thank you, my good man. 343 00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:19,150 - That was good. 344 00:14:19,151 --> 00:14:20,401 - I got it, honey. 345 00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:21,236 - Here's your car, Mr. Walker. 346 00:14:22,071 --> 00:14:23,614 - Come on, come on. 347 00:14:24,657 --> 00:14:25,657 - Ooh! 348 00:14:25,658 --> 00:14:27,575 Fresh air gives one a decided lift. 349 00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:28,660 - Doesn't it? 350 00:14:28,661 --> 00:14:30,453 - Well, I'm off to the Cinema Obscura, 351 00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:31,955 it's the last night of the Satyajit Ray 352 00:14:31,956 --> 00:14:33,039 Pather Panchali trilogy and uh... 353 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,249 - No, no, no. 354 00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:35,291 - I'd like to catch it, so thank you. 355 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:36,376 - Cliff, Cliff, don't worry about it. 356 00:14:36,377 --> 00:14:38,419 I got the whole thing on video cassette. 357 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,046 Pather Panchali, the whole trilogy, 358 00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:42,298 Deep Throat, E.T., you name it! 359 00:14:42,299 --> 00:14:43,092 - Ah. 360 00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:45,218 Thank you. 361 00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:46,052 - Hey, man-- 362 00:14:46,053 --> 00:14:46,886 - Thank you, Diavolo, the door. 363 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:47,720 - But wait, boss, ain't this the geek-- 364 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,723 - Yes, yes, this is Professor Clifford Skridlow. 365 00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:51,558 - Ow! - How do you do? 366 00:14:51,559 --> 00:14:55,228 - He is an expert on chivalry, honor, literature, uh... 367 00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:56,312 Indian cuisine! 368 00:14:56,313 --> 00:14:58,731 - Ah, don't forget power walking, systems analysis, 369 00:14:58,732 --> 00:14:59,774 rock climbing. 370 00:14:59,775 --> 00:15:01,150 - And what about erotic adventure? 371 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,193 - I never said that. 372 00:15:02,194 --> 00:15:03,027 - So? 373 00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:04,112 Think about it. 374 00:15:04,113 --> 00:15:06,322 - Shall we be going then? 375 00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:07,156 - Come on. 376 00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:07,991 Come on! 377 00:15:07,992 --> 00:15:09,284 - Yeah, we'll have a wonderful time. 378 00:15:11,662 --> 00:15:13,705 And you look like you need a little company, right? 379 00:15:13,706 --> 00:15:15,164 - Yeah, get in, get in. 380 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:16,833 Would you get your ass in the car? 381 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:26,801 ♪ She's a very kinky girl ♪ 382 00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:30,805 ♪ The kind you don't take home to mother ♪ 383 00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:34,642 ♪ She will never let your spirits down ♪ 384 00:15:34,643 --> 00:15:37,979 ♪ Once you get her off the street ♪ 385 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:41,524 ♪ She likes the boys in the band ♪ 386 00:15:41,525 --> 00:15:46,571 ♪ She says that I'm her all time favorite ♪ 387 00:15:46,572 --> 00:15:47,530 - Catchy tune! 388 00:15:47,531 --> 00:15:48,364 - Yeah! 389 00:15:48,365 --> 00:15:49,324 - Do you dance? 390 00:15:49,325 --> 00:15:50,158 - Not much. 391 00:15:50,159 --> 00:15:51,993 - Oh, go on, you got the rhythm. 392 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:53,328 - Go on! 393 00:15:53,329 --> 00:15:55,580 - Sure, show us what you're made of. 394 00:15:55,581 --> 00:15:56,414 Come on. 395 00:15:56,415 --> 00:15:57,248 - So much fun. 396 00:15:57,249 --> 00:15:58,291 You look so handsome in this jacket, 397 00:15:58,292 --> 00:15:59,125 I wanna dance with you. 398 00:15:59,126 --> 00:15:59,959 - Give it a try. 399 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:02,962 - Well, I might as well work off supper. 400 00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,672 - There you go! 401 00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:06,591 - Gangway, hot soup comin' through! 402 00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:08,301 - Oh, that's cute. 403 00:16:08,302 --> 00:16:09,802 - Hey, Smooth. 404 00:16:09,803 --> 00:16:12,555 What are we being so nice to this guy for? 405 00:16:12,556 --> 00:16:13,723 - Well, I'm uh... 406 00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:17,185 Thinking about taking in a new partner. 407 00:16:17,186 --> 00:16:18,729 Let's go mix it up. 408 00:16:23,943 --> 00:16:25,360 ♪ She's a super freak ♪ 409 00:16:25,361 --> 00:16:26,444 ♪ Super freak ♪ 410 00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:29,739 ♪ She's super freaky now ♪ 411 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,243 - Like Lord Wittgenstein and his monks 412 00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:36,621 drinking wine and the flagons were full. 413 00:16:36,622 --> 00:16:37,915 Watch the water! 414 00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:41,960 Beautiful. 415 00:16:41,961 --> 00:16:43,920 Wait, traffic stop, stop! 416 00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:45,213 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 417 00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:46,674 - Look out, girls! 418 00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:52,762 I'm gonna fire up a fun log, hmm? 419 00:16:52,763 --> 00:16:54,639 - Yeah! 420 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:56,307 - Look, it really doesn't do anything to me 421 00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:57,892 and I've tried. 422 00:16:57,893 --> 00:17:01,020 - Oh, yeah, you're just Mr. Natural, aren't you? 423 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:04,148 Let's get high on life, the body is a temple, huh? 424 00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:06,818 - Well, you could say that, actually, sure. 425 00:17:06,819 --> 00:17:07,652 - She just did. 426 00:17:07,653 --> 00:17:08,946 Go on, try some. 427 00:17:10,406 --> 00:17:12,783 - Oh, that's not gonna do it. 428 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,373 - Only way to do, right? 429 00:17:28,632 --> 00:17:29,425 - Oh, boy! 430 00:17:37,683 --> 00:17:38,516 - Thank you. 431 00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:40,893 - Get in there, pile in the back. 432 00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:41,728 Oh, Cliff, wait'll you see this next place. 433 00:17:41,729 --> 00:17:42,562 - Come on honey, come to mama! 434 00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:44,022 - Okay, here we go. 435 00:17:44,023 --> 00:17:45,148 Wake up, Diavolo! 436 00:17:45,149 --> 00:17:48,317 Drive, my man, let's go go go. 437 00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:49,444 - What a great car. 438 00:17:51,363 --> 00:17:52,864 - Forward, Diavolo, forward. 439 00:17:52,865 --> 00:17:53,698 - Sorry. 440 00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:54,532 - It's all right, sweetheart. 441 00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:04,000 - He was... - Uh-huh, I read that. 442 00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:04,876 - A real nut. 443 00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:06,085 - I know! 444 00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,378 - He was mad. - Really? 445 00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:08,713 - No, no. 446 00:18:08,714 --> 00:18:10,506 - Oh, come on! 447 00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,675 - It'll make you feel so good. 448 00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:13,509 - No. 449 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:14,303 - Ooh! 450 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,640 Hold it, hold it. 451 00:18:20,976 --> 00:18:22,185 - Okay, we're on a roll here. 452 00:18:22,186 --> 00:18:24,812 Watch them, watch them! 453 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:27,024 Into the car, into the car. 454 00:18:29,026 --> 00:18:30,736 - Into the car, okay. 455 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,701 I can feel my hair growing! 456 00:18:39,745 --> 00:18:41,537 - Hey, baby, it's good dope. 457 00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:43,790 - No, it's not the dope. 458 00:18:43,791 --> 00:18:45,208 It doesn't affect me. 459 00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:46,585 I explained that. 460 00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:50,713 - Drink up, Cliff. 461 00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:57,303 New way of looking at things, huh? 462 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,137 - I guess so. 463 00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:01,557 You're marvelous. 464 00:19:01,558 --> 00:19:02,391 You're a marvelous group, really you are. 465 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:03,768 - Are we? 466 00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:06,230 - Very perceptive. - Thank you. 467 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:10,566 - Welcome home. 468 00:19:10,567 --> 00:19:11,609 - Wow! 469 00:19:11,610 --> 00:19:12,860 Look at this place! 470 00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,821 It's positively vulgar! 471 00:19:14,822 --> 00:19:17,366 You must be so incredibly rich! 472 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:20,993 Hey, what? 473 00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:22,495 Your art collection, it's on the... 474 00:19:22,496 --> 00:19:24,789 Oh, why you've purposely... 475 00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:25,915 Because... 476 00:19:25,916 --> 00:19:27,416 Chicago! 477 00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,127 - Your kinda town. 478 00:19:30,796 --> 00:19:32,421 - Yes! 479 00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:33,215 But... 480 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:35,800 Where am I? 481 00:19:35,801 --> 00:19:37,051 - You're right here. 482 00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:37,885 - Where's here? 483 00:19:37,886 --> 00:19:40,304 - Well, here is where it's at. 484 00:19:40,305 --> 00:19:41,139 - Oh! 485 00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:43,432 Now, come on, don't give me any of that 486 00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,767 freshman philosophy crap. 487 00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:46,978 I'm talking existential being! 488 00:19:46,979 --> 00:19:49,940 - Well, of course you are, gorgeous. 489 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:52,483 - You're very pretty. 490 00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,193 Like a bright little bug. 491 00:19:55,779 --> 00:19:56,822 Ah, a dragon! 492 00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:00,491 - Say, boss, check it out. 493 00:20:00,492 --> 00:20:02,743 You got my man over here trippin'. 494 00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:04,745 Dude is tripping, what'd you give this dude? 495 00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,664 - Stay down in front with the car. 496 00:20:06,665 --> 00:20:07,957 - Say what? 497 00:20:07,958 --> 00:20:08,791 I thought you said I could 498 00:20:08,792 --> 00:20:10,209 take the rest of the night off, man! 499 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,336 - Sure, but in the car. 500 00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:13,130 - Oh! 501 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,182 - Look, what utterly tasteless furnishings! 502 00:20:24,183 --> 00:20:24,975 - Cliff. 503 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:51,168 - So, you're in the entertainment business. 504 00:20:52,085 --> 00:20:54,629 - Well, you could call us public servants. 505 00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:55,546 Don't we look it? 506 00:20:57,090 --> 00:21:00,426 - You know, I think Cliffie is a little tense. 507 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,511 Perhaps a hot bath? 508 00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:03,638 - Uh... 509 00:21:03,639 --> 00:21:04,472 - Oh yeah! 510 00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:05,514 - No, no. 511 00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:06,891 I don't think it's tension. 512 00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:08,517 I think it's more fatigue. 513 00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:12,481 I really should be going, it's far past my usual 514 00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:15,608 bed time. 515 00:21:15,609 --> 00:21:18,110 And let's just say I'm... 516 00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:19,904 I'm not tense. 517 00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:20,780 - Yes, you are. 518 00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:22,490 I could feel it Cliff, right up in your-- 519 00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:27,620 - My latissimus dorsi, you're so right. 520 00:21:27,621 --> 00:21:30,539 - It's only natural on a night that could change your life. 521 00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:33,209 - Nothing's gonna change my life. 522 00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:34,627 My life is set. 523 00:21:34,628 --> 00:21:36,838 What could possibly happen? 524 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:43,344 - How'd you like to come into this business? 525 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,429 - The entertainment business? 526 00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:47,056 - Exactly! 527 00:21:47,057 --> 00:21:50,434 All I wanna do is share my good fortune, 528 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:53,145 my involvement with other people, 529 00:21:53,146 --> 00:21:53,939 my world. 530 00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:56,942 - Ah, well, I... 531 00:21:58,360 --> 00:22:00,695 I don't know. 532 00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:02,947 See, I have a business. 533 00:22:02,948 --> 00:22:05,116 I teach comparative literature at Monroe College. 534 00:22:05,117 --> 00:22:07,785 I'm a full assistant professor now, I... 535 00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:09,412 My father's Chancellor of the College, 536 00:22:09,413 --> 00:22:11,247 I'm committed. 537 00:22:11,248 --> 00:22:15,042 - Think about it, Cliffie, just think about it. 538 00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,877 Your own business. 539 00:22:16,878 --> 00:22:20,423 Your piece of the American dream. 540 00:22:20,424 --> 00:22:24,635 Nice company pad, the best employee roster 541 00:22:24,636 --> 00:22:26,887 this side of heaven. 542 00:22:26,888 --> 00:22:29,433 Thelma, Karen, Monica, Jasmine. 543 00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:33,853 Now, that's entertainment. 544 00:22:33,854 --> 00:22:37,315 And they'd all be working for you. 545 00:22:37,316 --> 00:22:38,275 All for you. 546 00:22:40,110 --> 00:22:40,902 - I... 547 00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:44,030 It's all very sudden, I... 548 00:22:44,031 --> 00:22:46,907 I have responsibilities, I... 549 00:22:46,908 --> 00:22:47,659 - Well... 550 00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:51,662 Soak. 551 00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:04,509 Think about it. 552 00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:12,850 Relax. 553 00:23:12,851 --> 00:23:13,643 Enjoy. 554 00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:16,020 - Oh, yeah! 555 00:23:16,021 --> 00:23:16,813 Yeah! 556 00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:20,776 Oh! 557 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:24,904 ETA to splashdown, two seconds! 558 00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:40,127 You dark burnished thing, you! 559 00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:41,754 Oh, you beauties! 560 00:23:41,755 --> 00:23:44,632 - Ooh, your legs are so muscular for a teacher! 561 00:23:44,633 --> 00:23:45,925 Do you exercise? 562 00:23:45,926 --> 00:23:48,094 - Well, as a teacher I stand a lot. 563 00:23:48,095 --> 00:23:50,137 - Listen, sweetheart, do you think we can 564 00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:53,307 use battery operated devices underwater? 565 00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:54,141 - Yes! 566 00:23:54,142 --> 00:23:56,936 Use them! 567 00:23:56,937 --> 00:24:00,732 - I can show you how to play find the gunboat! 568 00:24:03,068 --> 00:24:05,277 - This is the best time I've ever had 569 00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:06,904 in my entire life! 570 00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:08,572 Do you hear me world? 571 00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:12,119 My entire life! 572 00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:25,923 - You gonna make it, man? 573 00:24:25,924 --> 00:24:27,174 - Oh yeah, thank you. 574 00:24:27,175 --> 00:24:28,008 I think so. 575 00:24:28,009 --> 00:24:30,178 Thank you. 576 00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:34,433 - Take care, my brother. 577 00:24:54,995 --> 00:24:56,037 - Hello, son. 578 00:24:57,456 --> 00:24:59,415 - Hello, Father. 579 00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:00,666 That's a late night. 580 00:25:00,667 --> 00:25:02,585 - Uh, I guess, a little. 581 00:25:02,586 --> 00:25:04,629 - Good morning, Clifford! 582 00:25:05,589 --> 00:25:07,006 Breakfast, anyone? 583 00:25:07,007 --> 00:25:08,132 - No, none for me. 584 00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:09,091 - Oh, of course not. 585 00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:10,968 You're probably going to starve yourself to death. 586 00:25:13,096 --> 00:25:15,222 - What makes you think that I'd take my own life? 587 00:25:15,223 --> 00:25:18,476 - Oh, I was speaking figuratively, dear. 588 00:25:18,477 --> 00:25:20,102 But these financial statements. 589 00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:21,937 Clifford, cash your paycheck quickly. 590 00:25:21,938 --> 00:25:22,813 - Margaret. 591 00:25:22,814 --> 00:25:24,440 Would you please excuse me? 592 00:25:24,441 --> 00:25:26,942 That is private business between the trustees and me. 593 00:25:26,943 --> 00:25:28,819 - Forget it, everything's peachy. 594 00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:31,238 Harmon Rousehorn, I'm gonna call him and tell him 595 00:25:31,239 --> 00:25:33,073 to cancel his visit, we don't need his endowment check! 596 00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:34,658 - Don't you dare. 597 00:25:35,494 --> 00:25:36,827 My God! 598 00:25:36,828 --> 00:25:41,707 - Oh, honestly, some people just can't take a joke. 599 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,417 I'm gonna water my begonias. 600 00:25:45,837 --> 00:25:48,339 - Well, I would prefer for you to hear it from me. 601 00:25:48,340 --> 00:25:50,132 But without the Rousehorn endowment check, 602 00:25:50,133 --> 00:25:52,676 this college can't even meet its current payroll. 603 00:25:52,677 --> 00:25:54,470 - But we are getting the check. 604 00:25:54,471 --> 00:25:56,680 I mean, Rousehorn's coming in to present it himself. 605 00:25:56,681 --> 00:25:57,848 It's a major endowment. 606 00:25:57,849 --> 00:25:59,016 It's in the press. 607 00:25:59,017 --> 00:26:00,976 - Look, son, without that check, 608 00:26:00,977 --> 00:26:05,105 Monday next the banks are gonna close this college down. 609 00:26:05,106 --> 00:26:07,066 Close it down! 610 00:26:07,067 --> 00:26:10,986 A hundred years of scholarship and public service 611 00:26:10,987 --> 00:26:12,030 shot to shit. 612 00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:14,740 - I've got to go up and get some winks 613 00:26:14,741 --> 00:26:17,117 before my eleven o'clock lecture. 614 00:26:17,118 --> 00:26:18,702 - You've got a nine o'clock. 615 00:26:18,703 --> 00:26:19,537 - Is today Wednesday? 616 00:26:19,538 --> 00:26:20,746 - Yes, Wednesday. 617 00:26:20,747 --> 00:26:23,041 - I thought it was Thursday! 618 00:26:26,169 --> 00:26:27,545 - Marianne! 619 00:26:27,546 --> 00:26:28,671 - Hey, Thomas, there's no class! 620 00:26:28,672 --> 00:26:29,505 - Excuse me, please! 621 00:26:29,506 --> 00:26:30,881 Thank you. 622 00:26:30,882 --> 00:26:32,341 Morning. 623 00:26:33,510 --> 00:26:34,343 Ah, places please. 624 00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:35,594 Let's begin. 625 00:26:35,595 --> 00:26:36,888 Sorry, I'm late. 626 00:26:38,473 --> 00:26:40,849 We were discussing the hero's role in chivalry 627 00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:43,060 as exemplified by the character of Lancelot 628 00:26:43,061 --> 00:26:46,772 in Sir Thomas Mallory's Morte d'Arthur. 629 00:26:46,773 --> 00:26:49,441 Entranced by Arthur's Queen Guinevere, 630 00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:52,570 Lancelot, a knight of impeccable virtue, 631 00:26:52,571 --> 00:26:56,532 faces a crisis as his idee fixe confronts his libido. 632 00:26:56,533 --> 00:26:57,950 Any comments? 633 00:26:57,951 --> 00:26:59,827 Mr. Frankman. 634 00:26:59,828 --> 00:27:03,039 What do you think of Lancelot's crisis? 635 00:27:04,457 --> 00:27:07,459 - Well, I think Lancelot was an idiot. 636 00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:08,627 - Mr. Frankman, how long have you been 637 00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:10,963 in the first year program? 638 00:27:10,964 --> 00:27:12,298 - Four years. 639 00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:17,094 - Duty, selfless honor, chastity, 640 00:27:17,095 --> 00:27:20,139 humility, purity, a devotion to a greater good. 641 00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:21,724 I mean, by now don't any of these things 642 00:27:21,725 --> 00:27:23,435 mean anything to you? 643 00:27:25,353 --> 00:27:28,814 All together now. 644 00:27:28,815 --> 00:27:31,734 What is the chivalric ideal? 645 00:27:31,735 --> 00:27:34,361 - The Chivalric ideal is one of duty 646 00:27:34,362 --> 00:27:38,449 to a higher cause in which purity and chastity 647 00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:41,035 are virtues and manly strength and honor 648 00:27:41,036 --> 00:27:42,995 are devoted to their preservation. 649 00:27:42,996 --> 00:27:44,538 - And justice for all. 650 00:27:48,126 --> 00:27:50,336 - Just let it out, though, get to your real feelings. 651 00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:51,211 How does it feel in there? 652 00:27:51,212 --> 00:27:52,463 - Hey, man, I feel lousy. 653 00:27:52,464 --> 00:27:53,297 - Lousy. 654 00:27:53,298 --> 00:27:54,131 - I feel shitty. - Mm-hmm. 655 00:27:54,132 --> 00:27:55,215 - I feel pissed off. 656 00:27:55,216 --> 00:27:56,175 - Violent, hostile? 657 00:27:56,176 --> 00:27:57,718 - Yeah, a little. - Great! 658 00:27:57,719 --> 00:27:58,552 Hit me! 659 00:27:58,553 --> 00:28:00,596 - Hey, man, I can't do that! 660 00:28:00,597 --> 00:28:02,014 - What? 661 00:28:02,015 --> 00:28:03,724 Look, you can. 662 00:28:03,725 --> 00:28:04,558 You want to. 663 00:28:04,559 --> 00:28:06,101 You have to. 664 00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:07,519 I need it! 665 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:08,437 - Hey, man, what's wrong with you? 666 00:28:08,438 --> 00:28:09,772 You getting a little kinky? 667 00:28:09,773 --> 00:28:11,190 'Cause if you are it's gonna cost you a little extra, 668 00:28:11,191 --> 00:28:12,900 I learned that from the girls. 669 00:28:12,901 --> 00:28:14,068 - They learned that from me 670 00:28:14,069 --> 00:28:16,403 and that has nothing to do with this! 671 00:28:16,404 --> 00:28:19,698 Now, look, Diavolo, for once, do what I tell you to do 672 00:28:19,699 --> 00:28:21,241 and try to do it right! 673 00:28:21,242 --> 00:28:22,202 Now, hit me! 674 00:28:23,411 --> 00:28:24,411 - Say, man, what's wrong with you, man? 675 00:28:24,412 --> 00:28:25,245 You going crazy or something? 676 00:28:25,246 --> 00:28:26,080 I can't hit you. 677 00:28:26,081 --> 00:28:27,122 You want me to call a doctor? 678 00:28:27,123 --> 00:28:28,707 I ain't hitting you, man! - Okay! 679 00:28:28,708 --> 00:28:30,000 Okay. 680 00:28:30,001 --> 00:28:32,086 I'll make it real easy for you. 681 00:28:32,087 --> 00:28:34,838 I got everything, you got nothing, right? 682 00:28:34,839 --> 00:28:38,092 I'm the boss, you ain't jack shit. 683 00:28:38,093 --> 00:28:39,635 I am white. 684 00:28:39,636 --> 00:28:41,637 I don't even know what you are. 685 00:28:41,638 --> 00:28:43,013 - Say, man, I'm black. 686 00:28:43,014 --> 00:28:44,098 - All right, then try to remember 687 00:28:44,099 --> 00:28:47,101 that my grandfather owned your grandfather. 688 00:28:47,102 --> 00:28:48,061 - Your mama! 689 00:28:49,145 --> 00:28:50,938 - That's good, Diavolo, that's good. 690 00:28:50,939 --> 00:28:52,898 Oh, my back! - Uh-huh, your ass! 691 00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:54,108 - Now, take it easy! 692 00:28:54,109 --> 00:28:54,942 Take it easy! 693 00:28:54,943 --> 00:28:55,776 Not the teeth! 694 00:28:55,777 --> 00:28:56,985 - Say, don't tell me what to do! 695 00:28:56,986 --> 00:28:57,986 You want me to kick your ass 696 00:28:57,987 --> 00:29:00,906 and I'm gonna kick your white motherfuckin' ass! 697 00:29:00,907 --> 00:29:02,282 - Thank you! 698 00:29:02,283 --> 00:29:03,993 Thank you, thank you! 699 00:29:08,498 --> 00:29:09,290 - Hmm. 700 00:29:12,293 --> 00:29:13,169 - Oh, nice. 701 00:29:14,462 --> 00:29:18,257 Black eye, lacerations, multiple contusions. 702 00:29:18,258 --> 00:29:23,053 Hey, what'd you do, try to roll a sailor? 703 00:29:23,054 --> 00:29:24,431 - Doctor Detroit. 704 00:29:25,682 --> 00:29:26,807 He's bad, Mom. 705 00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:28,475 Really bad. 706 00:29:28,476 --> 00:29:30,728 Mom, I gotta get outta town. 707 00:29:30,729 --> 00:29:32,354 Now, you heavies can settle this shit, 708 00:29:32,355 --> 00:29:34,983 just leave old Smooth out of it. 709 00:29:36,568 --> 00:29:37,860 - You mean that's it? 710 00:29:37,861 --> 00:29:40,279 A couple of broken ribs, you're ready to cave in? 711 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,615 Gee, with a partner like you, who needs enemies? 712 00:29:43,616 --> 00:29:44,659 - Adios, Mom. 713 00:29:46,995 --> 00:29:48,579 And believe me. 714 00:29:48,580 --> 00:29:51,749 You deserve to get every bit of your cash back. 715 00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:53,584 It's just that... 716 00:29:53,585 --> 00:29:54,878 I don't have it. 717 00:29:57,589 --> 00:29:59,840 See Doctor Detroit, he's... 718 00:29:59,841 --> 00:30:02,968 He's your man. 719 00:30:02,969 --> 00:30:03,762 Oh, god. 720 00:30:06,181 --> 00:30:07,264 - Give me that shit. 721 00:30:07,265 --> 00:30:08,348 - Are you kidding? 722 00:30:08,349 --> 00:30:09,642 - He's for real. 723 00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:12,936 - I gotta find out more about this Doctor. 724 00:30:12,937 --> 00:30:15,606 Hey, what's that black chick who works for Smooth? 725 00:30:15,607 --> 00:30:17,524 - Um, Thelma. 726 00:30:17,525 --> 00:30:18,859 - Get her busted. 727 00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:19,943 I wanna see just how good this Doctor 728 00:30:19,944 --> 00:30:21,445 takes care of his people. 729 00:30:21,446 --> 00:30:22,404 - She's busted. 730 00:30:22,405 --> 00:30:23,531 - Let's do it. 731 00:30:29,913 --> 00:30:30,913 - Look out, asshole! 732 00:30:30,914 --> 00:30:34,291 Thank you, ma'am, thank you. 733 00:30:34,292 --> 00:30:35,084 Oh, yes. 734 00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:40,881 - Okay, Mr. Finkelman. 735 00:30:40,882 --> 00:30:44,301 Uh, we have you one way first class Air Togo 736 00:30:44,302 --> 00:30:46,637 to the Cook Islands 737 00:30:46,638 --> 00:30:49,265 then local service to Rarotonga. 738 00:30:51,017 --> 00:30:53,018 Are you sure you want this just one way? 739 00:30:53,019 --> 00:30:53,852 - Right, sweetheart. 740 00:30:53,853 --> 00:30:55,396 One way, no return. 741 00:30:57,524 --> 00:30:59,274 - In the financial briefing you'll see 742 00:30:59,275 --> 00:31:01,068 that each person has their own report 743 00:31:01,069 --> 00:31:02,236 as well as what is there. 744 00:31:02,237 --> 00:31:03,403 - Now, Arthur, if we could just move forward-- 745 00:31:04,697 --> 00:31:06,323 - Now, may I have your attention, please, 746 00:31:06,324 --> 00:31:08,283 to item six on the agenda, 747 00:31:08,284 --> 00:31:10,452 which is the alumni dinner. 748 00:31:10,453 --> 00:31:12,955 As customary, we will be at the Excelsior Hotel 749 00:31:12,956 --> 00:31:14,915 in the Orchid Room. 750 00:31:14,916 --> 00:31:17,501 Cliff will introduce Harmon Rousehorn. 751 00:31:17,502 --> 00:31:18,335 Cliff! 752 00:31:19,170 --> 00:31:20,337 Cliff, may we have your attention, please? 753 00:31:20,338 --> 00:31:21,755 - Oh, um... 754 00:31:21,756 --> 00:31:22,882 Ah, I'm sorry. 755 00:31:23,758 --> 00:31:25,968 Uh, go ahead, sir. 756 00:31:25,969 --> 00:31:28,053 - Uh, the President Emeritus will present 757 00:31:28,054 --> 00:31:30,097 the honorary degree. 758 00:31:30,098 --> 00:31:33,016 Mr. Rousehorn will make a few brief remarks 759 00:31:33,017 --> 00:31:34,601 and then present the college with 760 00:31:34,602 --> 00:31:37,479 the endowment check for the Harold Robbins Chair. 761 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:38,564 Are there any questions? 762 00:31:38,565 --> 00:31:39,773 - Will there be a fruit cup? 763 00:31:39,774 --> 00:31:40,691 - Yes. - Oh, yes. 764 00:31:40,692 --> 00:31:42,693 - Oh, will there be a choice of vegetables? 765 00:31:42,694 --> 00:31:43,610 - No. 766 00:31:43,611 --> 00:31:45,237 - Last year there wasn't any fruit cup. 767 00:31:45,238 --> 00:31:46,822 - No. - And the shrimp were off. 768 00:31:47,657 --> 00:31:51,076 - This year there will be a fruit cup. 769 00:31:51,077 --> 00:31:53,078 Uh, this is Chancellor Skridlow. 770 00:31:53,079 --> 00:31:54,496 - Hello, Cliff? 771 00:31:54,497 --> 00:31:55,664 Cliff? 772 00:31:55,665 --> 00:31:57,291 - Uh, Cliff, I believe this is for you. 773 00:31:57,292 --> 00:31:59,334 Would you please make it snappy, son? 774 00:31:59,335 --> 00:32:00,544 - Uh, this is "Criff." 775 00:32:00,545 --> 00:32:01,461 Uh, Cliff. 776 00:32:01,462 --> 00:32:02,629 - Cliff, good morning. 777 00:32:02,630 --> 00:32:04,464 I'm still tingling from last night. 778 00:32:04,465 --> 00:32:06,008 Oh, but something terrible has happened, 779 00:32:06,009 --> 00:32:06,842 you have to help me! 780 00:32:06,843 --> 00:32:10,262 - Well, um, Miss Wu, I'm in a meeting. 781 00:32:10,263 --> 00:32:13,557 Uh, perhaps we could discuss this in class. 782 00:32:13,558 --> 00:32:14,850 - Class? - Class, my ass! 783 00:32:14,851 --> 00:32:15,809 Give me that. 784 00:32:15,810 --> 00:32:16,769 - Excuse me. 785 00:32:18,313 --> 00:32:19,522 Uh, what is it? 786 00:32:20,815 --> 00:32:22,649 - Thelma's in jail and Smooth's gone, 787 00:32:22,650 --> 00:32:23,734 so you gotta help her. 788 00:32:23,735 --> 00:32:24,860 - Give me that phone! 789 00:32:24,861 --> 00:32:27,362 Hi, Cliff, it's me, Karen. 790 00:32:27,363 --> 00:32:28,655 Listen, first things first, 791 00:32:28,656 --> 00:32:30,616 you're gonna have to get over here as fast as you can 792 00:32:30,617 --> 00:32:32,159 and help us out because this is a big emergency. 793 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,160 - I've no time, thank you. 794 00:32:33,161 --> 00:32:35,662 I'm so sorry for the interruption. 795 00:32:35,663 --> 00:32:37,414 - So are we. 796 00:32:37,415 --> 00:32:39,625 Now, obviously there is no need to stress 797 00:32:39,626 --> 00:32:42,878 the importance of the Rousehorn endowment-- 798 00:32:45,256 --> 00:32:46,089 Hello? 799 00:32:46,090 --> 00:32:47,925 - Hey, Cliff, what's the big idea, anyway? 800 00:32:47,926 --> 00:32:50,844 I mean, you know, after last night a person would think, 801 00:32:50,845 --> 00:32:53,096 well uh, what, were you using us? 802 00:32:53,097 --> 00:32:55,849 - Uh, listen, I'm in a very important meeting right now 803 00:32:55,850 --> 00:32:57,476 with the faculty of my college, 804 00:32:57,477 --> 00:32:59,895 including my father, the Chancellor. 805 00:32:59,896 --> 00:33:00,938 - Uh, Cliff? 806 00:33:00,939 --> 00:33:01,980 - He's talking about his father. 807 00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:02,814 - Shut up. 808 00:33:02,815 --> 00:33:03,941 This is Monica. 809 00:33:03,942 --> 00:33:04,775 Birthmark. 810 00:33:04,776 --> 00:33:06,902 - Uh, excuse me! 811 00:33:06,903 --> 00:33:08,654 Uh... 812 00:33:09,489 --> 00:33:10,322 - Okay, now listen. 813 00:33:10,323 --> 00:33:12,783 I sent Diavolo with the car. 814 00:33:12,784 --> 00:33:14,451 - Uh, yo, is Cliff Skridlow here? 815 00:33:14,452 --> 00:33:15,494 Cliff, what's happening? 816 00:33:15,495 --> 00:33:17,412 Hey, man, I'm double parked outside, man. 817 00:33:17,413 --> 00:33:18,664 - Well, you'll just have to wait. 818 00:33:18,665 --> 00:33:21,041 What the hell is going on around here anyway? 819 00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:22,584 - Uh, he just got here. 820 00:33:22,585 --> 00:33:23,418 - Faculty only! 821 00:33:23,419 --> 00:33:25,545 - Uh, I'm so sorry about these interruptions. 822 00:33:25,546 --> 00:33:27,005 - Are we still in session or is this a coffee break? 823 00:33:27,006 --> 00:33:28,465 - No, we are still in session. 824 00:33:28,466 --> 00:33:29,299 - And we gotta go, bro. 825 00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:30,133 - Well, are you? 826 00:33:30,134 --> 00:33:30,968 - I'm coming. 827 00:33:30,969 --> 00:33:31,802 I'm coming. 828 00:33:31,803 --> 00:33:32,636 I'll be there. 829 00:33:32,637 --> 00:33:36,015 Don't worry about a thing, I'm on my way. 830 00:33:37,392 --> 00:33:40,394 Vietnamese girl distraught, distressed. 831 00:33:40,395 --> 00:33:41,478 Uh, urgent. 832 00:33:41,479 --> 00:33:43,480 Needs immediate faculty counseling. 833 00:33:43,481 --> 00:33:44,564 Uh, I'll be back. 834 00:33:44,565 --> 00:33:45,565 - Why, of course. 835 00:34:05,086 --> 00:34:06,461 - 301. 836 00:34:06,462 --> 00:34:08,756 Robert E. Lee Davis-Jackson. 837 00:34:10,425 --> 00:34:12,342 - I don't wanna hear anymore about it! 838 00:34:12,343 --> 00:34:14,720 Every time I turn around you're up here in front of me 839 00:34:14,721 --> 00:34:16,555 on a traffic violation. 840 00:34:16,556 --> 00:34:18,181 And if it happens one more time, 841 00:34:18,182 --> 00:34:20,308 you're gonna be spending your declining years 842 00:34:20,309 --> 00:34:21,351 in the slammer! 843 00:34:21,352 --> 00:34:22,644 Now, get outta here. 844 00:34:22,645 --> 00:34:23,438 Next case. 845 00:34:24,355 --> 00:34:26,940 - Ugh, Southern tyrant. 846 00:34:26,941 --> 00:34:28,150 - Uh... 847 00:34:28,151 --> 00:34:30,360 Pardon me, are you looking for a lawyer? 848 00:34:30,361 --> 00:34:31,695 - Uh, no. 849 00:34:31,696 --> 00:34:33,780 - Well, uh, would you like to discuss it over a drink? 850 00:34:33,781 --> 00:34:35,157 I know a wonderful, cozy little bar off-- 851 00:34:35,158 --> 00:34:35,991 - No, no thank you. 852 00:34:35,992 --> 00:34:37,701 I have business with the court. 853 00:34:37,702 --> 00:34:38,535 Thanks anyway. 854 00:34:38,536 --> 00:34:39,328 - Hmm. 855 00:34:55,011 --> 00:34:55,844 - Well, excuse me. 856 00:34:55,845 --> 00:34:56,678 - Mm-hmm? 857 00:34:56,679 --> 00:34:58,930 - Sir, I have a business proposition for you. 858 00:34:58,931 --> 00:34:59,765 - Mm-hmm. 859 00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:02,142 - Would you be willing to, uh, part with 860 00:35:02,143 --> 00:35:05,228 certain elements of your unique wardrobe 861 00:35:05,229 --> 00:35:07,230 for a cash retainer? 862 00:35:07,231 --> 00:35:08,732 - I mean... 863 00:35:08,733 --> 00:35:10,484 Sell my clothes? 864 00:35:10,485 --> 00:35:11,277 Come on. 865 00:35:12,320 --> 00:35:13,403 If, uh, look, I mean... 866 00:35:13,404 --> 00:35:16,114 If there were thoughts in that direction, 867 00:35:16,115 --> 00:35:17,115 I mean, what... 868 00:35:17,116 --> 00:35:19,618 What sort of offer are we kinda talking about? 869 00:35:19,619 --> 00:35:21,119 - Well, I wouldn't want to insult you. 870 00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,205 - Uh, you can't insult me. 871 00:35:23,206 --> 00:35:24,831 You see, I'm a lawyer. 872 00:35:24,832 --> 00:35:26,208 Talk best price. 873 00:35:26,209 --> 00:35:27,876 - I have repeatedly warned counsel 874 00:35:27,877 --> 00:35:29,628 not to provoke the court with-- 875 00:35:29,629 --> 00:35:30,962 - This department 20 and one? 876 00:35:30,963 --> 00:35:31,797 - Shh! 877 00:35:31,798 --> 00:35:32,839 Quiet in the court. 878 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,634 - Step aside, lackey, or you'll be eatin' my boot. 879 00:35:36,844 --> 00:35:38,512 - What is going on? 880 00:35:38,513 --> 00:35:39,679 - Exactly, Your Honor! 881 00:35:39,680 --> 00:35:41,264 What is going on? 882 00:35:41,265 --> 00:35:42,682 When a flower of the South, 883 00:35:42,683 --> 00:35:45,352 a decent girl with a beautiful, good family, 884 00:35:45,353 --> 00:35:47,229 is arrested on her way home 885 00:35:47,230 --> 00:35:48,647 from her niece's confirmation 886 00:35:48,648 --> 00:35:50,565 and booked and incarcerated like a common 887 00:35:50,566 --> 00:35:52,567 woman of the streets? 888 00:35:52,568 --> 00:35:54,402 I'm talking about Thelma Cleland 889 00:35:54,403 --> 00:35:55,779 of the Cleland Parrish Clelands of 890 00:35:55,780 --> 00:35:57,364 Bay St. Luke, Louisiana. 891 00:35:57,365 --> 00:35:58,240 Excuse me. 892 00:35:58,241 --> 00:36:01,118 Where her father, Colonel Judge Bryant Cleland 893 00:36:01,119 --> 00:36:03,995 presides over the Cleland County Fifth Circuit Bench. 894 00:36:03,996 --> 00:36:06,581 Now, I demand that you release this girl right now 895 00:36:06,582 --> 00:36:08,959 or you'll all taste the business end of a buggy whip! 896 00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:09,793 - Bailiff! 897 00:36:09,794 --> 00:36:10,627 - Yes sir? 898 00:36:10,628 --> 00:36:12,212 - Get your ass over here! 899 00:36:12,213 --> 00:36:13,380 - You've got a case number? 900 00:36:13,381 --> 00:36:14,841 - Hell, yes, I do. 901 00:36:16,175 --> 00:36:19,887 It's 20569er, A Alpha R Ranger. 902 00:36:20,888 --> 00:36:21,721 - I'll get her. 903 00:36:21,722 --> 00:36:22,681 - Shh! 904 00:36:22,682 --> 00:36:25,642 Now, just exactly what is your relationship 905 00:36:25,643 --> 00:36:26,893 to the arrestee? 906 00:36:26,894 --> 00:36:30,814 - Well, sir, the young woman is my sister. 907 00:36:30,815 --> 00:36:32,065 And I know you can believe 908 00:36:32,066 --> 00:36:34,818 that the family honor is at stake here. 909 00:36:34,819 --> 00:36:37,487 You strike me as a gentleman, sir. 910 00:36:37,488 --> 00:36:38,989 Surely you must understand. 911 00:36:38,990 --> 00:36:41,158 - Why, of course I understand. 912 00:36:41,159 --> 00:36:43,577 My people were related to Jefferson Davis 913 00:36:43,578 --> 00:36:45,662 on my mother's side. 914 00:36:45,663 --> 00:36:47,581 - I knew it! 915 00:36:47,582 --> 00:36:50,417 I knew it, indeed I knew it, a son of the South! 916 00:36:50,418 --> 00:36:51,251 - Son of what? 917 00:36:51,252 --> 00:36:52,586 - Of the South, sir! 918 00:36:52,587 --> 00:36:54,254 The Confederacy. 919 00:36:54,255 --> 00:36:55,130 - Uh, Your Honor. 920 00:36:55,131 --> 00:36:55,964 - What? 921 00:36:55,965 --> 00:36:58,717 - Loitering with intent to commit prostitution. 922 00:36:58,718 --> 00:37:01,303 Lewd behavior, soliciting for an unlawful act, 923 00:37:01,304 --> 00:37:04,139 bail at uh, 350 dollars, Your Honor. 924 00:37:04,140 --> 00:37:06,016 - I can't believe my ears, this is an outrage! 925 00:37:06,017 --> 00:37:06,850 Let me see that thing! 926 00:37:06,851 --> 00:37:08,476 I mean, this is outrageous, ridiculous! 927 00:37:08,477 --> 00:37:09,519 Let me see that! 928 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:11,313 Why, I demand satisfaction! 929 00:37:11,314 --> 00:37:12,814 Get the arresting officer in here! 930 00:37:12,815 --> 00:37:14,900 I will tar and feather the scalawag! 931 00:37:14,901 --> 00:37:16,651 - Now, hold on, Mr. Cleland. 932 00:37:16,652 --> 00:37:17,445 Hold on. 933 00:37:18,446 --> 00:37:21,198 I can release your sister on her own recognizance 934 00:37:21,199 --> 00:37:24,868 and dismiss this case in the interest of justice. 935 00:37:24,869 --> 00:37:26,828 - Well, thank you, it'd serve my family well, sir. 936 00:37:26,829 --> 00:37:29,289 We'd be very, very grateful. 937 00:37:29,290 --> 00:37:30,248 Do you like shrimp? 938 00:37:30,249 --> 00:37:31,082 - Indeed, I do. 939 00:37:31,083 --> 00:37:32,959 - Yeah well, fine, you can come down to Bay St. Luke, 940 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:34,669 we'll cook you up a whole mess of shrimp. 941 00:37:34,670 --> 00:37:36,129 We got some shrimp in that family. 942 00:37:36,130 --> 00:37:37,088 Here, have a Tampa. 943 00:37:37,089 --> 00:37:37,923 - Thank you. 944 00:37:37,924 --> 00:37:39,007 - Thelma! 945 00:37:39,008 --> 00:37:40,300 - Bud! 946 00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:42,385 - Come on, honey, we're going home. 947 00:37:42,386 --> 00:37:43,845 - And not a moment, too soon. 948 00:37:43,846 --> 00:37:45,013 - Case dismissed. 949 00:37:45,014 --> 00:37:46,973 - I can't tell you the indignities I suffered here 950 00:37:46,974 --> 00:37:47,807 in this-- 951 00:37:47,808 --> 00:37:49,309 - Thank you, Your Honor, my father thanks you! 952 00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:51,061 - You are entirely welcome. 953 00:37:51,062 --> 00:37:52,604 That girl is colored! 954 00:37:54,065 --> 00:37:56,191 - Honey, nobody colored me, I was born this way! 955 00:37:56,192 --> 00:37:57,359 - Now, come here, baby, that's all right! 956 00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:58,193 Bye bye! 957 00:37:58,194 --> 00:37:59,819 Bye bye, see you later! 958 00:37:59,820 --> 00:38:01,780 - Diavolo could have told me you were the black person... 959 00:38:01,781 --> 00:38:03,949 - Bailiff, I want that man charged 960 00:38:03,950 --> 00:38:05,575 with impersonating a cracker! 961 00:38:05,576 --> 00:38:06,868 - Yes, sir! 962 00:38:06,869 --> 00:38:08,411 - Cliff, that was just incredible. 963 00:38:08,412 --> 00:38:09,746 I can't believe you did that. 964 00:38:09,747 --> 00:38:11,122 - How did this happen to you? 965 00:38:11,123 --> 00:38:12,958 - I was busted, it's an occupational... 966 00:38:12,959 --> 00:38:16,962 I mean, an occasional hazard, you know? 967 00:38:16,963 --> 00:38:18,588 - Oh, Cliff, I mean... 968 00:38:18,589 --> 00:38:19,464 - Impossible! 969 00:38:19,465 --> 00:38:21,633 It was never agreed, never mentioned, never discussed. 970 00:38:21,634 --> 00:38:22,467 - Oh, come on. 971 00:38:22,468 --> 00:38:23,551 - Come on, Cliff, Smooth was very clear 972 00:38:23,552 --> 00:38:24,552 about the whole thing. 973 00:38:24,553 --> 00:38:26,137 He said, "I'm gonna be gone two or three days 974 00:38:26,138 --> 00:38:27,222 and Cliff's in charge." 975 00:38:27,223 --> 00:38:29,099 - Have you even heard of Doctor Detroit? 976 00:38:29,100 --> 00:38:31,184 - You see, Skridlow, this guy has got to be a big man. 977 00:38:31,185 --> 00:38:32,310 He's got to be cool. 978 00:38:32,311 --> 00:38:33,144 - Right. 979 00:38:33,145 --> 00:38:34,521 - He's a partner like Mom, but only worse, brother. 980 00:38:34,522 --> 00:38:35,647 - Mom? 981 00:38:35,648 --> 00:38:36,898 Are you saying someone's mother is 982 00:38:36,899 --> 00:38:37,774 involved in all of this? 983 00:38:39,652 --> 00:38:40,444 - Yes! 984 00:38:42,405 --> 00:38:43,238 - Oh, boy. 985 00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:44,072 Hey, check upstairs. 986 00:38:44,073 --> 00:38:44,906 - I like this. 987 00:38:44,907 --> 00:38:45,740 Okay, Mom. 988 00:38:45,741 --> 00:38:47,909 - This is nice, this is real nice. 989 00:38:47,910 --> 00:38:49,661 A gal could be real comfy in here. 990 00:38:49,662 --> 00:38:50,495 - Uh, I... 991 00:38:50,496 --> 00:38:53,164 I don't believe that you're welcome here 992 00:38:53,165 --> 00:38:54,958 and I think that you'd better leave because-- 993 00:38:54,959 --> 00:38:55,751 - Quiet! 994 00:38:57,003 --> 00:38:58,920 Who is this twerp, huh? 995 00:38:58,921 --> 00:39:00,630 Doctor Detroit? 996 00:39:00,631 --> 00:39:01,840 - Well, I wouldn't even venture-- 997 00:39:01,841 --> 00:39:03,049 - Don't bother. 998 00:39:03,050 --> 00:39:07,387 Oh, my little stable is top drawer high quality. 999 00:39:07,388 --> 00:39:10,015 Oh, am I gonna enjoy running these bitches. 1000 00:39:10,016 --> 00:39:11,433 - Hey, we don't work for you. 1001 00:39:11,434 --> 00:39:13,059 We never have and we never will. 1002 00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:16,563 - Oh, you just sit down! 1003 00:39:16,564 --> 00:39:17,564 Now, listen! 1004 00:39:17,565 --> 00:39:21,985 Smooth's gone, which means your ass is mine, girlie. 1005 00:39:21,986 --> 00:39:24,446 - Pardon me for just a second, now. 1006 00:39:24,447 --> 00:39:28,158 I just, just wanna clarify things here, I... 1007 00:39:28,159 --> 00:39:30,201 Now, are you actually saying 1008 00:39:30,202 --> 00:39:31,911 that these girls are-- 1009 00:39:31,912 --> 00:39:33,204 - They're hookers. 1010 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:34,915 And whores. 1011 00:39:40,254 --> 00:39:41,087 - Hey! 1012 00:39:41,088 --> 00:39:41,921 Hey, I like this. 1013 00:39:41,922 --> 00:39:42,756 Take it. 1014 00:39:42,757 --> 00:39:44,591 Get this thing here. 1015 00:39:44,592 --> 00:39:46,509 Uh, forget that. 1016 00:39:46,510 --> 00:39:48,219 Oh, hey, I like this. 1017 00:39:48,220 --> 00:39:50,430 Ooh, ain't that a beauty? 1018 00:39:50,431 --> 00:39:51,848 Ooh, I like this. 1019 00:39:51,849 --> 00:39:52,766 Here! 1020 00:39:53,601 --> 00:39:54,434 - Hey! 1021 00:39:54,435 --> 00:39:55,518 Okay, now, I want you to stop this, 1022 00:39:55,519 --> 00:39:56,394 right this instant! 1023 00:39:56,395 --> 00:39:57,312 - Let's see what else I can find. 1024 00:39:57,313 --> 00:39:58,646 - I mean that! 1025 00:39:58,647 --> 00:40:00,690 - Clifford, no, Cliff! 1026 00:40:00,691 --> 00:40:02,317 - You'll stop! 1027 00:40:02,318 --> 00:40:05,070 You'll take your dirty mitts off the fixtures. 1028 00:40:05,071 --> 00:40:06,696 Those are Doctor's orders. 1029 00:40:06,697 --> 00:40:07,739 - Doctor Detroit? 1030 00:40:07,740 --> 00:40:10,617 - The bad man from Michigan himself. 1031 00:40:10,618 --> 00:40:12,285 I am his executive assistant. 1032 00:40:12,286 --> 00:40:14,621 You touch any of us and his measure of revenge 1033 00:40:14,622 --> 00:40:16,623 will be most swift and horrible, 1034 00:40:16,624 --> 00:40:18,291 I can assure you of that! 1035 00:40:18,292 --> 00:40:21,211 - Damn, Skridlow, talk some shit! 1036 00:40:21,212 --> 00:40:23,088 - I'm shivering. 1037 00:40:23,089 --> 00:40:23,963 Now, come on, boys. 1038 00:40:23,964 --> 00:40:25,006 Finish things up and then you can 1039 00:40:25,007 --> 00:40:27,050 bust junior up here for laughs. 1040 00:40:27,051 --> 00:40:28,094 - I warn you! 1041 00:40:29,261 --> 00:40:30,929 I am extensively read in White Crane Kung Fu 1042 00:40:30,930 --> 00:40:34,058 and Hapkido! 1043 00:40:36,102 --> 00:40:38,311 - Fresh, all right, get down Skridlow. 1044 00:40:38,312 --> 00:40:40,980 - Okay, okay, don't get your balls in an uproar. 1045 00:40:40,981 --> 00:40:41,815 We can always talk. 1046 00:40:41,816 --> 00:40:42,649 - Well, then talk! 1047 00:40:42,650 --> 00:40:43,525 - Oh, not to you. 1048 00:40:43,526 --> 00:40:44,526 To the boss. 1049 00:40:44,527 --> 00:40:47,320 Me and Doctor Detroit, face to face. 1050 00:40:47,321 --> 00:40:49,239 - Ah, you and Doctor Detroit. 1051 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:50,281 Okay, fine. 1052 00:40:50,282 --> 00:40:51,282 I'll set up a meeting. 1053 00:40:51,283 --> 00:40:52,117 - All right. 1054 00:40:52,118 --> 00:40:53,743 - Between you and Doctor Detroit. 1055 00:40:53,744 --> 00:40:55,286 Uh, tomorrow night. 1056 00:40:55,287 --> 00:40:58,373 At the 126th Street Graveyard at midnight. 1057 00:40:58,374 --> 00:40:59,290 - Midnight? 1058 00:40:59,291 --> 00:41:00,083 The graveyard? 1059 00:41:00,084 --> 00:41:00,917 - What is this? 1060 00:41:00,918 --> 00:41:02,877 - That's kinda dramatic, ain't it? 1061 00:41:02,878 --> 00:41:04,462 - Well, that's my offer. 1062 00:41:04,463 --> 00:41:06,297 Take it or leave it. 1063 00:41:06,298 --> 00:41:07,549 Bigfoot! 1064 00:41:09,301 --> 00:41:10,677 - Come on, come on now, cool it, cool it! 1065 00:41:10,678 --> 00:41:13,054 - Get down, Skridlow, with your Hapkido self! 1066 00:41:13,055 --> 00:41:13,888 Yeah, brother! 1067 00:41:13,889 --> 00:41:15,181 Show 'em what you can do! 1068 00:41:15,182 --> 00:41:16,307 - Well, that's it. 1069 00:41:16,308 --> 00:41:17,225 That's my offer. 1070 00:41:17,226 --> 00:41:20,937 Tomorrow night, 126th Street graveyard, midnight. 1071 00:41:20,938 --> 00:41:23,231 No excuses, no substitutions. 1072 00:41:23,232 --> 00:41:24,858 - I don't talk to flunkies. 1073 00:41:24,859 --> 00:41:26,025 I'll meet with your Doctor, 1074 00:41:26,026 --> 00:41:27,694 we'll settle this shit together. 1075 00:41:27,695 --> 00:41:28,653 - Well, then fine. 1076 00:41:28,654 --> 00:41:30,029 If our business here is concluded, 1077 00:41:30,030 --> 00:41:32,115 I'll kindly ask you to leave. 1078 00:41:32,116 --> 00:41:33,741 Leave! 1079 00:41:33,742 --> 00:41:34,576 - Okay. 1080 00:41:34,577 --> 00:41:35,410 - Get out! 1081 00:41:35,411 --> 00:41:36,244 - Tomorrow! 1082 00:41:36,245 --> 00:41:37,078 - Get out of here, all of you! 1083 00:41:37,079 --> 00:41:37,912 - Come on, boys, let's get out. 1084 00:41:37,913 --> 00:41:39,914 - Out with your Raus! 1085 00:41:40,749 --> 00:41:41,583 Out! 1086 00:41:41,584 --> 00:41:42,417 Scat! 1087 00:41:42,418 --> 00:41:43,251 Begone! 1088 00:41:43,252 --> 00:41:44,544 Raus! 1089 00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:45,545 And don't let the door hit you in your 1090 00:41:45,546 --> 00:41:46,588 collective asses on the way out! 1091 00:41:47,590 --> 00:41:48,590 - All right, Skridlow! 1092 00:41:48,591 --> 00:41:51,009 Get out, man, that Hapkido shit came in handy, brother. 1093 00:41:51,010 --> 00:41:51,885 Right on! 1094 00:41:51,886 --> 00:41:53,344 - Cliff, you were wonderful, you were a hero! 1095 00:41:53,345 --> 00:41:54,637 - Our knight in shining armor! 1096 00:41:54,638 --> 00:41:55,722 - So macho! 1097 00:41:55,723 --> 00:41:56,931 - Mm-hmm. 1098 00:41:56,932 --> 00:41:57,807 - You really think so? 1099 00:41:57,808 --> 00:41:59,726 - Oh, are you kidding? - Yeah! 1100 00:41:59,727 --> 00:42:01,936 - Look, but what were they saying earlier 1101 00:42:01,937 --> 00:42:02,770 about you girls? 1102 00:42:02,771 --> 00:42:03,771 I mean, could it possibly be-- 1103 00:42:03,772 --> 00:42:05,565 - Ah, come on, Cliff, you're a big boy. 1104 00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:07,400 It's a job, we're working girls. 1105 00:42:07,401 --> 00:42:10,987 And believe me, honey, we are the best. 1106 00:42:10,988 --> 00:42:13,364 - You're professionals. 1107 00:42:13,365 --> 00:42:17,828 And Smooth was your p... 1108 00:42:19,163 --> 00:42:21,498 - Does that change anything, Cliff? 1109 00:42:21,499 --> 00:42:23,041 - All right, don't tell me any more. 1110 00:42:23,042 --> 00:42:24,000 I will be your protector, 1111 00:42:24,001 --> 00:42:25,585 but I won't be your manager, your agent, 1112 00:42:25,586 --> 00:42:27,795 nor your p... 1113 00:42:27,796 --> 00:42:29,214 I can't even say it. 1114 00:42:29,215 --> 00:42:31,633 Anyway, it won't be me, it'll be Doctor Detroit. 1115 00:42:31,634 --> 00:42:33,092 Now, for now we just maintain. 1116 00:42:33,093 --> 00:42:35,929 We go on as before until Smooth returns. 1117 00:42:35,930 --> 00:42:37,931 The Doctor will take care of everything. 1118 00:42:37,932 --> 00:42:40,808 But above all, don't tell anybody about Doctor Detroit, 1119 00:42:40,809 --> 00:42:41,851 nor what I'm doing. 1120 00:42:41,852 --> 00:42:42,810 Nobody. 1121 00:42:42,811 --> 00:42:44,020 - No problem. - Trust me, baby. 1122 00:42:44,021 --> 00:42:45,647 - Absolutely. 1123 00:42:45,648 --> 00:42:48,358 - This Doctor Detroit is bad, B-A-D, man. 1124 00:42:48,359 --> 00:42:51,653 He's badder than Larry Holmes, he's badder than Joe Frazier, 1125 00:42:51,654 --> 00:42:54,155 badder than Ken Norton, badder than Jerry Quarry. 1126 00:42:54,156 --> 00:42:55,823 He's even badder than Mr. Clean! 1127 00:42:55,824 --> 00:42:56,908 - Mom, Mom! 1128 00:42:56,909 --> 00:42:58,034 It's all over the street! 1129 00:42:58,035 --> 00:42:58,868 - What? 1130 00:42:58,869 --> 00:42:59,994 - Doctor Detroit's moving in. 1131 00:42:59,995 --> 00:43:01,162 They say we're moving out. 1132 00:43:01,163 --> 00:43:02,121 - Oh, the hell you say. 1133 00:43:02,122 --> 00:43:03,665 I haven't even met the Doctor. 1134 00:43:04,792 --> 00:43:05,750 But when I do... 1135 00:43:07,503 --> 00:43:08,629 He's dog meat! 1136 00:43:10,756 --> 00:43:13,591 - I must do the decent thing. 1137 00:43:13,592 --> 00:43:16,553 It's such an indecent profession. 1138 00:43:16,554 --> 00:43:18,638 But you enjoyed it, though, didn't you? 1139 00:43:18,639 --> 00:43:21,516 Yes, but I didn't have to pay. 1140 00:43:21,517 --> 00:43:23,935 What about this Doctor Detroit? 1141 00:43:23,936 --> 00:43:25,061 What about him? 1142 00:43:25,062 --> 00:43:27,313 Somebody has to do the work. 1143 00:43:27,314 --> 00:43:28,773 Better him than you. 1144 00:43:28,774 --> 00:43:29,732 You? 1145 00:43:29,733 --> 00:43:31,150 Me? 1146 00:43:31,151 --> 00:43:33,111 Sleep on it. 1147 00:43:33,112 --> 00:43:34,279 Yeah. 1148 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:35,739 Okay, sleep on it. 1149 00:43:47,293 --> 00:43:48,126 - Cliff? 1150 00:43:48,127 --> 00:43:49,460 - Oh! - Shh! 1151 00:43:49,461 --> 00:43:51,087 Be quiet. 1152 00:43:51,088 --> 00:43:51,880 - Jasmine? 1153 00:43:53,173 --> 00:43:54,799 What are you doing here? 1154 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:56,093 This is my room. 1155 00:43:57,261 --> 00:43:58,761 Uh, Jasmine, where are you taking me? 1156 00:43:58,762 --> 00:43:59,929 I'm still half asleep. 1157 00:43:59,930 --> 00:44:00,722 - Quick, quick! 1158 00:44:00,723 --> 00:44:02,181 - Are you listening to me? 1159 00:44:02,182 --> 00:44:04,143 Are you listening to me? 1160 00:44:07,563 --> 00:44:09,981 - Ooh, Ulysses S. Motherfucking Grant! 1161 00:44:09,982 --> 00:44:11,482 Welcome to the neighborhood, brother. 1162 00:44:11,483 --> 00:44:12,400 Ooh! 1163 00:44:12,401 --> 00:44:14,319 Cliff, check out this money, man! 1164 00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:15,445 Cash money, bro! 1165 00:44:15,446 --> 00:44:16,279 - I know, but... 1166 00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:18,281 But where did all this money come from? 1167 00:44:18,282 --> 00:44:19,616 - The old fashioned way. 1168 00:44:19,617 --> 00:44:21,159 We earned it. 1169 00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:21,993 - But-- - And Cliffie, there are 1170 00:44:21,994 --> 00:44:23,661 other fringe benefits. 1171 00:44:23,662 --> 00:44:24,746 For example... 1172 00:44:24,747 --> 00:44:25,955 - Oriental baths. 1173 00:44:25,956 --> 00:44:27,248 - Swedish massages. 1174 00:44:27,249 --> 00:44:28,124 - French lessons. 1175 00:44:28,125 --> 00:44:29,917 - I know how to speak-- 1176 00:44:29,918 --> 00:44:32,837 - Exotic, erotic, juicy adventures. 1177 00:44:32,838 --> 00:44:34,297 - It's ridiculous. 1178 00:44:34,298 --> 00:44:35,965 I mean, what would men of real virtue do 1179 00:44:35,966 --> 00:44:37,300 if they were in my position? 1180 00:44:37,301 --> 00:44:38,134 - I'll tell you one thing, 1181 00:44:38,135 --> 00:44:39,886 they wouldn't sit around wearing those pajamas, brother. 1182 00:44:43,182 --> 00:44:44,724 - Here's your hat, Daddy! 1183 00:44:44,725 --> 00:44:47,852 I picked it out especially for you. 1184 00:44:47,853 --> 00:44:49,312 - I'm dreaming. 1185 00:44:49,313 --> 00:44:50,355 - Wages of sin! 1186 00:44:50,356 --> 00:44:51,230 Wages of sin! 1187 00:44:51,231 --> 00:44:52,940 Give us the money and let us come in! 1188 00:44:52,941 --> 00:44:54,901 Wages of sin, wages of sin! 1189 00:44:54,902 --> 00:44:57,195 Give us your money and let us come in! 1190 00:44:57,196 --> 00:44:58,488 - Judge not, sonny, 1191 00:44:58,489 --> 00:45:00,198 lest ye be judged! 1192 00:45:00,199 --> 00:45:03,201 Mark well the wages of sin! 1193 00:45:08,040 --> 00:45:08,832 Come home. 1194 00:45:10,793 --> 00:45:12,418 - Father, I want... 1195 00:45:12,419 --> 00:45:15,838 I want you, your parental guidance! 1196 00:45:15,839 --> 00:45:17,549 I need moral support! 1197 00:45:19,927 --> 00:45:23,472 Father, can't you do anything to stop this? 1198 00:45:25,224 --> 00:45:26,183 - Hey! 1199 00:45:36,944 --> 00:45:38,319 - Clifford, I heard you had some money. 1200 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,904 Give it to the college. 1201 00:45:39,905 --> 00:45:41,447 - No more bucks from Uncle Sam. 1202 00:45:41,448 --> 00:45:43,032 It's gotta come from someplace. 1203 00:45:43,951 --> 00:45:44,784 - It's filthy money! 1204 00:45:44,785 --> 00:45:46,828 It's money from depraved sources! 1205 00:45:46,829 --> 00:45:48,204 - See what money pleasure brings? 1206 00:45:48,205 --> 00:45:49,997 See what pleasure money brings? 1207 00:45:49,998 --> 00:45:51,165 - Thanks, my man. 1208 00:45:51,166 --> 00:45:53,084 I can see where you're coming from. 1209 00:45:53,085 --> 00:45:54,168 She's all yours. 1210 00:45:54,169 --> 00:45:55,795 - This is fun! 1211 00:45:55,796 --> 00:45:57,714 - My mother's not for sale! 1212 00:45:57,715 --> 00:46:00,508 - Oh, but they're all for sale. 1213 00:46:00,509 --> 00:46:01,884 All for sale, all for sale... 1214 00:46:01,885 --> 00:46:02,802 - Not my mother! 1215 00:46:02,803 --> 00:46:05,304 Not for the college, not for any money! 1216 00:46:05,305 --> 00:46:06,597 Not for anybody! 1217 00:46:06,598 --> 00:46:07,849 Not for anything! 1218 00:46:07,850 --> 00:46:09,225 Not my mother! 1219 00:46:09,226 --> 00:46:10,351 Mother, stop, wait! 1220 00:46:10,352 --> 00:46:11,436 - All for sale, all for sale! 1221 00:46:11,437 --> 00:46:12,895 All for sale, all for sale! 1222 00:46:12,896 --> 00:46:14,355 - Don't go, Mother! 1223 00:46:14,356 --> 00:46:15,189 Stop! 1224 00:46:15,190 --> 00:46:16,900 Listen, Mother, stop! 1225 00:46:27,327 --> 00:46:28,161 No! 1226 00:46:28,162 --> 00:46:30,956 No, I will not sell my own mother! 1227 00:46:33,542 --> 00:46:35,209 - Of course you wouldn't, dear. 1228 00:46:35,210 --> 00:46:37,254 But it's a sweet thought. 1229 00:46:47,306 --> 00:46:50,933 - Anybody care to comment on the concept of uh... 1230 00:46:50,934 --> 00:46:52,226 Death before dishonor? 1231 00:46:52,227 --> 00:46:53,020 - Look! 1232 00:46:53,937 --> 00:46:54,771 - Comments, anyone? 1233 00:46:54,772 --> 00:46:56,148 - She's pregnant! 1234 00:46:57,357 --> 00:46:58,191 - No? 1235 00:46:58,192 --> 00:46:59,942 Good. 1236 00:46:59,943 --> 00:47:01,444 Come on, let's go. 1237 00:47:03,947 --> 00:47:07,200 - All right, see ya! 1238 00:47:07,201 --> 00:47:09,452 - Ah, I need to get some sleep. 1239 00:47:09,453 --> 00:47:13,456 Edison used to nap in his lab for two hours. 1240 00:47:13,457 --> 00:47:16,584 Napoleon fought a war on four. 1241 00:47:16,585 --> 00:47:20,505 Greater men than me have had less sleep. 1242 00:47:20,506 --> 00:47:21,298 Oh... 1243 00:47:23,634 --> 00:47:24,467 - Son? 1244 00:47:24,468 --> 00:47:25,843 - Oh! 1245 00:47:25,844 --> 00:47:28,304 - Oh, son, I'm glad you stopped by before leaving. 1246 00:47:28,305 --> 00:47:29,138 - Leaving? 1247 00:47:29,139 --> 00:47:30,473 - Yeah, well you're going into the city. 1248 00:47:30,474 --> 00:47:33,184 Harmon Rousehorn's train is arriving at 11:00 1249 00:47:33,185 --> 00:47:35,436 and you have to arrange for the caterers 1250 00:47:35,437 --> 00:47:37,104 for the welcome dinner here tomorrow night 1251 00:47:37,105 --> 00:47:40,191 and you have to pick him up at the station. 1252 00:47:40,192 --> 00:47:42,109 Here, uh, take the Buick. 1253 00:47:42,110 --> 00:47:43,569 And uh... 1254 00:47:43,570 --> 00:47:45,196 Get yourself together. 1255 00:47:45,197 --> 00:47:46,406 You're a sight. 1256 00:47:54,581 --> 00:47:56,749 - Rousehorn, train. 1257 00:47:56,750 --> 00:47:58,167 Edison, nap. 1258 00:47:58,168 --> 00:47:59,001 Two hours. 1259 00:47:59,002 --> 00:48:00,336 - Yo, Skridlow, what's happening, man? 1260 00:48:00,337 --> 00:48:01,170 - Uh... 1261 00:48:01,171 --> 00:48:02,630 - Hey, where you going, man? 1262 00:48:02,631 --> 00:48:03,881 - Talk, Khyber's. 1263 00:48:03,882 --> 00:48:06,300 Union Station, train. 1264 00:48:06,301 --> 00:48:07,635 Rousehorn. 1265 00:48:07,636 --> 00:48:08,469 Sleep. 1266 00:48:08,470 --> 00:48:09,512 - What are you talking about, man? 1267 00:48:09,513 --> 00:48:10,596 No, wait, man, you've got a meeting with Mom tonight 1268 00:48:10,597 --> 00:48:12,598 at some graveyard, remember? 1269 00:48:12,599 --> 00:48:15,601 You made this date so you got to keep it. 1270 00:48:15,602 --> 00:48:18,062 Where's Doctor Detroit, man? 1271 00:48:18,063 --> 00:48:19,689 Where's Doctor Detroit? 1272 00:48:19,690 --> 00:48:20,523 - Doctor Detroit? 1273 00:48:20,524 --> 00:48:21,524 - Yeah. 1274 00:48:21,525 --> 00:48:22,901 - Doctor Detroit! 1275 00:48:27,698 --> 00:48:30,950 I'll make this phone call, I'll take care of everything. 1276 00:48:30,951 --> 00:48:31,743 - Cool. 1277 00:48:37,124 --> 00:48:37,957 - Information. 1278 00:48:37,958 --> 00:48:38,791 What city, please? 1279 00:48:38,792 --> 00:48:40,626 - Yes, for the city of Chicago. 1280 00:48:40,627 --> 00:48:43,713 Number of Mom's Limousine Service. 1281 00:48:43,714 --> 00:48:44,506 Thank you. 1282 00:48:51,263 --> 00:48:53,724 Yes, I'd like to speak to Mom. 1283 00:48:54,683 --> 00:48:55,516 - Hello. 1284 00:48:55,517 --> 00:48:58,185 Yeah, yeah, this is Mom speaking. 1285 00:48:58,186 --> 00:48:59,604 - Ah... 1286 00:48:59,605 --> 00:49:00,397 Uh... 1287 00:49:02,608 --> 00:49:03,901 Hey, hello, Mom? 1288 00:49:05,694 --> 00:49:08,321 Uh, this is the Doctor. 1289 00:49:08,322 --> 00:49:09,531 Doctor Detroit. 1290 00:49:10,741 --> 00:49:13,659 Yeah, I'm sorry about the static. 1291 00:49:13,660 --> 00:49:17,538 I'm on the mobile phone in my car right now 1292 00:49:17,539 --> 00:49:20,374 and I'm on my way down I-94. 1293 00:49:20,375 --> 00:49:22,501 Yes, I came all the way down from Detroit 1294 00:49:22,502 --> 00:49:24,670 and I'm not very happy about it! 1295 00:49:24,671 --> 00:49:25,713 Now, look, Mom. 1296 00:49:25,714 --> 00:49:29,091 About our little meeting tonight at midnight, I... 1297 00:49:29,092 --> 00:49:30,552 It's not midnight. 1298 00:49:31,553 --> 00:49:32,386 No. 1299 00:49:32,387 --> 00:49:37,351 I know he said that, but I can't make it at midnight. 1300 00:49:37,559 --> 00:49:39,226 Of course it's short notice. 1301 00:49:39,227 --> 00:49:40,478 Now, you look! 1302 00:49:40,479 --> 00:49:42,146 I mean, look here... 1303 00:49:42,147 --> 00:49:46,067 It's your little pink plump rump in the ringer, not mine. 1304 00:49:46,068 --> 00:49:47,818 So you make it nine o'clock or not. 1305 00:49:47,819 --> 00:49:49,070 - Just bite it, buster! 1306 00:49:49,071 --> 00:49:52,073 - Yeah, well, you bite it yourself, Mom. 1307 00:49:52,074 --> 00:49:53,240 Bye. 1308 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:02,500 - Say, man, how you gonna get away with this 1309 00:50:02,501 --> 00:50:06,629 playing all that, uh, uh, uh, shit, huh? 1310 00:50:06,630 --> 00:50:08,547 - Fear not, Sancho. 1311 00:50:08,548 --> 00:50:09,757 Say no more. 1312 00:50:09,758 --> 00:50:12,218 Let's ask ourselves, what would El Zorro do 1313 00:50:12,219 --> 00:50:13,803 in a situation like this or 1314 00:50:13,804 --> 00:50:15,429 Man of La Mancha? 1315 00:50:15,430 --> 00:50:17,556 Strategy, purity, bravery. 1316 00:50:17,557 --> 00:50:18,975 I am many. 1317 00:50:18,976 --> 00:50:20,142 I am one. 1318 00:50:20,143 --> 00:50:22,561 - Yeah, you one crazy individual human being, man. 1319 00:50:22,562 --> 00:50:24,146 - Come on! 1320 00:50:40,622 --> 00:50:41,455 Ooh, ooh, lift me up! 1321 00:50:41,456 --> 00:50:42,373 That, I want that! 1322 00:50:42,374 --> 00:50:44,333 - What do you want that thing for? 1323 00:51:07,149 --> 00:51:10,944 - Right, this is the graveyard we agreed upon. 1324 00:51:12,029 --> 00:51:15,323 Um, everybody just, uh, stay in the car. 1325 00:51:28,211 --> 00:51:30,463 From inside the jouster's tents, 1326 00:51:30,464 --> 00:51:33,966 the sound of the armorers accomplishing the knights, 1327 00:51:33,967 --> 00:51:37,928 busy hammers closing rivets up give dreadful note 1328 00:51:37,929 --> 00:51:39,139 of preparation. 1329 00:52:01,745 --> 00:52:03,079 - Damn, he won't show. 1330 00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:04,914 - Sure he will. 1331 00:52:04,915 --> 00:52:08,459 I'll give that son of a bitch just another five minutes. 1332 00:52:08,460 --> 00:52:10,252 - And then what, Mom? 1333 00:52:10,253 --> 00:52:12,213 - Well, I'll wait some more. 1334 00:52:12,214 --> 00:52:15,050 I've got all night to kill his ass. 1335 00:53:24,452 --> 00:53:26,453 - Uh, all right now. 1336 00:53:26,454 --> 00:53:30,584 Which one of you is Mom? 1337 00:53:34,254 --> 00:53:37,923 Punctuality is a virtue, my good madame. 1338 00:53:37,924 --> 00:53:39,884 Let's chew the fat. 1339 00:53:39,885 --> 00:53:41,468 - Just what's that supposed to mean? 1340 00:53:41,469 --> 00:53:43,512 - Oh, nothing personal, Love Chunks, 1341 00:53:43,513 --> 00:53:45,139 but can we get to it? 1342 00:53:45,140 --> 00:53:47,725 You know I hate to come down from Wayne County. 1343 00:53:47,726 --> 00:53:49,268 I have businesses in Lansing, 1344 00:53:49,269 --> 00:53:51,061 I have muffler shops, chicken chains. 1345 00:53:51,062 --> 00:53:52,688 I got slums to collect the rent from. 1346 00:53:52,689 --> 00:53:54,940 I have a chiropractic practice. 1347 00:53:54,941 --> 00:53:56,692 I make adjustments 1348 00:53:56,693 --> 00:53:58,527 to the human spine. 1349 00:53:58,528 --> 00:54:00,696 And this little trip has cut far too much 1350 00:54:00,697 --> 00:54:03,574 into my professional time. 1351 00:54:03,575 --> 00:54:05,659 - I figured that since you're hustling my turf 1352 00:54:05,660 --> 00:54:06,870 we should talk. 1353 00:54:08,413 --> 00:54:09,706 I run this town. 1354 00:54:11,583 --> 00:54:13,000 - Uh, ah! 1355 00:54:13,001 --> 00:54:14,418 Lurking in the dark! 1356 00:54:14,419 --> 00:54:15,836 Nasty things! 1357 00:54:15,837 --> 00:54:16,837 Come out! 1358 00:54:16,838 --> 00:54:18,214 - Okay, fellas, come on! 1359 00:54:18,215 --> 00:54:19,090 - Come out! 1360 00:54:23,303 --> 00:54:25,054 Come on out here, yeah, that's right. 1361 00:54:25,055 --> 00:54:28,183 Out here where the Doctor can see you. 1362 00:54:30,352 --> 00:54:32,353 - Lighten up, come on, Skridlow, be cool, man. 1363 00:54:32,354 --> 00:54:33,979 Be cool, don't blow it, man. 1364 00:54:33,980 --> 00:54:35,731 - You wanna move in on me without permission, 1365 00:54:35,732 --> 00:54:37,233 without consideration? 1366 00:54:37,234 --> 00:54:38,776 You gotta pay! 1367 00:54:38,777 --> 00:54:40,820 - The Doctor doesn't pay. 1368 00:54:43,114 --> 00:54:43,948 - That's it? 1369 00:54:43,949 --> 00:54:48,035 - The Doctor doesn't pay and he doesn't worry. 1370 00:54:48,036 --> 00:54:50,371 Now, Mom, if you want trouble, 1371 00:54:50,372 --> 00:54:52,665 I am talking about scorched earth! 1372 00:54:52,666 --> 00:54:53,749 No survival! 1373 00:54:53,750 --> 00:54:55,334 Wholesale destruction! 1374 00:54:55,335 --> 00:54:56,168 - Calm down, Cliff. 1375 00:54:56,169 --> 00:54:57,628 - Please help me, God, I wanna live, I wanna live. 1376 00:54:57,629 --> 00:54:58,671 Please bless me. - Oh my God. 1377 00:54:58,672 --> 00:55:03,635 - Body bags and fire, trouble, then you just keep coming on! 1378 00:55:03,802 --> 00:55:05,970 - You don't know what trouble is, jerk-off! 1379 00:55:05,971 --> 00:55:09,098 - Mom, I am going to rip off your head 1380 00:55:09,099 --> 00:55:11,059 and shit down your neck. 1381 00:55:15,272 --> 00:55:16,563 - Kill him! 1382 00:55:16,564 --> 00:55:17,398 Kill him! 1383 00:55:24,906 --> 00:55:26,073 Get in the car, get after him! 1384 00:55:26,074 --> 00:55:26,907 You go there! 1385 00:55:32,497 --> 00:55:33,330 - Don't shoot! 1386 00:55:33,331 --> 00:55:34,957 We were on our way to Leon's for some ribs, man, 1387 00:55:34,958 --> 00:55:35,791 and he was hitchhiking. 1388 00:55:35,792 --> 00:55:37,459 We don't even know this cat, man, he's crazy! 1389 00:55:37,460 --> 00:55:38,253 - Whoa! 1390 00:55:41,965 --> 00:55:42,798 - Get outta here! 1391 00:55:42,799 --> 00:55:43,591 Go on! 1392 00:55:44,926 --> 00:55:45,968 - Hey guys! 1393 00:55:45,969 --> 00:55:46,761 Hey, stop! 1394 00:55:49,639 --> 00:55:51,181 I uh... 1395 00:55:51,182 --> 00:55:53,267 Ah, I'm Clifford Skridlow! 1396 00:55:53,268 --> 00:55:54,477 I teach school! 1397 00:55:56,104 --> 00:55:57,938 I don't even know these girls! 1398 00:55:57,939 --> 00:55:59,398 I met them in a restaurant! 1399 00:55:59,399 --> 00:56:00,858 I have nothing against you personally! 1400 00:56:00,859 --> 00:56:02,276 Jesus, they're serious. 1401 00:56:02,277 --> 00:56:03,570 They're serious. 1402 00:56:06,781 --> 00:56:08,073 Oh my god! 1403 00:56:08,074 --> 00:56:08,867 Yikes! 1404 00:56:19,627 --> 00:56:20,420 Whoa! 1405 00:56:24,174 --> 00:56:24,966 Yeah! 1406 00:56:25,884 --> 00:56:28,428 Nothing can destroy the Doctor! 1407 00:56:29,512 --> 00:56:30,346 - Hey, come on! 1408 00:56:30,347 --> 00:56:31,764 Get him, get him, get him! 1409 00:56:31,765 --> 00:56:34,308 - Out of the way, knave! 1410 00:56:36,811 --> 00:56:37,728 The battle wages on! 1411 00:56:37,729 --> 00:56:38,812 Run for your lives! 1412 00:56:38,813 --> 00:56:39,606 Run! 1413 00:56:41,107 --> 00:56:43,318 Mom, you'll never catch me! 1414 00:56:44,402 --> 00:56:45,319 Never! 1415 00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:47,196 Run away, run away! 1416 00:56:47,197 --> 00:56:48,030 - Guys, we need those girls. 1417 00:56:48,031 --> 00:56:50,574 You need to stop him, come on! 1418 00:56:50,575 --> 00:56:53,912 Oh God, what have I done to deserve this? 1419 00:57:12,430 --> 00:57:13,263 What the hell? 1420 00:57:13,264 --> 00:57:14,098 What the... 1421 00:57:14,099 --> 00:57:15,391 Hey, what the hell you doing? 1422 00:57:15,392 --> 00:57:17,352 - I've got you now, Mom! 1423 00:57:18,895 --> 00:57:19,728 - What the hell's... 1424 00:57:19,729 --> 00:57:22,272 - Going up, Love Chunks! 1425 00:57:22,273 --> 00:57:23,190 - Come on! 1426 00:57:23,191 --> 00:57:25,984 - Oh yes, this one's on the Doctor. 1427 00:57:25,985 --> 00:57:27,569 - I'm gonna get you, I'm gonna get you! 1428 00:57:28,405 --> 00:57:29,238 - Where are we going? 1429 00:57:29,239 --> 00:57:30,072 - I hope it doesn't pinch. 1430 00:57:30,073 --> 00:57:30,906 - Wait, no, come on! 1431 00:57:30,907 --> 00:57:31,740 This isn't funny! 1432 00:57:31,741 --> 00:57:32,574 - Shut up, I don't wanna hear you anymore. 1433 00:57:32,575 --> 00:57:33,742 - We can make deal! 1434 00:57:33,743 --> 00:57:34,868 Let's make a deal! 1435 00:57:34,869 --> 00:57:35,702 Come on, now! 1436 00:57:35,703 --> 00:57:36,537 - Mom! 1437 00:57:36,538 --> 00:57:37,663 - Let me down! 1438 00:57:37,664 --> 00:57:39,415 - Goodnight, Mom. 1439 00:57:39,416 --> 00:57:41,375 - This minute! 1440 00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:48,132 - Cliff! - Come on! 1441 00:57:48,133 --> 00:57:49,342 Come on, quick! 1442 00:57:54,389 --> 00:57:55,305 - Drive! 1443 00:57:55,306 --> 00:57:56,598 Drive! 1444 00:57:56,599 --> 00:57:58,976 Nothing can stop us! 1445 00:57:58,977 --> 00:58:00,561 - This'll stop 'em! 1446 00:58:00,562 --> 00:58:01,812 - Charge! 1447 00:58:01,813 --> 00:58:03,564 Onward through the gates! 1448 00:58:21,499 --> 00:58:23,460 Onward to Union Station! 1449 00:58:28,923 --> 00:58:31,925 - Arriving at Track 14 1450 00:58:31,926 --> 00:58:33,094 from St. Louis. 1451 00:58:50,820 --> 00:58:52,321 - Well, he's got to be there, Harmon. 1452 00:58:52,322 --> 00:58:53,614 He left here hours ago. 1453 00:58:53,615 --> 00:58:54,990 - What's the matter, dear? 1454 00:58:54,991 --> 00:58:57,201 - Cliff is late and Rousehorn's pissed. 1455 00:58:57,202 --> 00:58:58,785 You're, uh, you're missed, Harmon. 1456 00:58:58,786 --> 00:59:00,913 I said that we miss you very much. 1457 00:59:01,873 --> 00:59:03,749 - Arthur, take it easy. 1458 00:59:03,750 --> 00:59:05,250 I'll be there. 1459 00:59:05,251 --> 00:59:07,586 - Mister, you want a taxi? 1460 00:59:07,587 --> 00:59:09,129 - Are you a taxi? 1461 00:59:09,130 --> 00:59:10,255 - No, jerk-off, I'm a person, 1462 00:59:10,256 --> 00:59:11,507 but I do drive a taxi. 1463 00:59:11,508 --> 00:59:12,424 It's right outside. 1464 00:59:12,425 --> 00:59:14,009 - Can you take me to Monroe College? 1465 00:59:14,010 --> 00:59:14,843 - Sure thing. 1466 00:59:14,844 --> 00:59:16,512 Hey, TJ, I got a customer. 1467 00:59:16,513 --> 00:59:17,555 - I'm coming! 1468 00:59:23,186 --> 00:59:24,479 - Mr. Rousehorn! 1469 00:59:27,982 --> 00:59:29,775 Mr. Rousehorn! 1470 00:59:29,776 --> 00:59:30,943 - Is there a Rousehorn in the house? 1471 00:59:30,944 --> 00:59:32,237 - Mr. Rousehorn! 1472 00:59:34,697 --> 00:59:36,823 - Okay, let's try again now. 1473 00:59:36,824 --> 00:59:39,117 For the 200th time, 1474 00:59:39,118 --> 00:59:41,328 you got to the train station and? 1475 00:59:41,329 --> 00:59:43,622 - And he wasn't there, I looked everywhere. 1476 00:59:43,623 --> 00:59:44,790 - Well, then where is he? 1477 00:59:44,791 --> 00:59:47,084 And where is the endowment check for the college? 1478 00:59:47,085 --> 00:59:48,377 - Father, I haven't the foggiest idea. 1479 00:59:48,378 --> 00:59:49,461 I really don't know. 1480 00:59:49,462 --> 00:59:51,213 - Boys, you've been through this all morning. 1481 00:59:51,214 --> 00:59:52,631 Now, darling, have some breakfast. 1482 00:59:52,632 --> 00:59:54,967 - No, no, no, not until I know that Rousehorn is safe 1483 00:59:54,968 --> 00:59:56,301 and that check is safe with him. 1484 00:59:56,302 --> 00:59:57,970 Margaret, I feel that you don't understand. 1485 00:59:57,971 --> 01:00:00,222 We have no cash flow. 1486 01:00:00,223 --> 01:00:01,431 Without that check, we are over, 1487 01:00:01,432 --> 01:00:02,766 through, finished, forget it. 1488 01:00:02,767 --> 01:00:04,768 - Eighty-sixed, no more, history, color it gone. 1489 01:00:04,769 --> 01:00:05,602 - Don't help. 1490 01:00:05,603 --> 01:00:06,436 Oh, don't... 1491 01:00:06,437 --> 01:00:07,271 Don't you help. 1492 01:00:08,106 --> 01:00:09,189 Oh my God, no. 1493 01:00:09,190 --> 01:00:10,566 What is it? 1494 01:00:10,567 --> 01:00:11,692 Well, it's the police. 1495 01:00:11,693 --> 01:00:12,902 See, he's dead. 1496 01:00:14,445 --> 01:00:15,654 Oh, I hope they found the check. 1497 01:00:15,655 --> 01:00:16,572 - Oh, it's all right, darling. 1498 01:00:16,573 --> 01:00:17,864 Everything's going to be fine. 1499 01:00:17,865 --> 01:00:18,908 Come on, now. 1500 01:00:25,248 --> 01:00:26,373 - Harmon? 1501 01:00:26,374 --> 01:00:28,709 My heavens, what happened? 1502 01:00:28,710 --> 01:00:30,586 Well, thank God you're safe! 1503 01:00:30,587 --> 01:00:32,087 - He said he was on his way here, 1504 01:00:32,088 --> 01:00:33,714 so this is where we brought him. 1505 01:00:33,715 --> 01:00:35,507 - Oh, you need some hot tea. 1506 01:00:35,508 --> 01:00:36,842 - I kept the case. 1507 01:00:36,843 --> 01:00:37,759 The check is safe. 1508 01:00:37,760 --> 01:00:38,594 - Ah! 1509 01:00:38,595 --> 01:00:39,428 - I need a shower. 1510 01:00:39,429 --> 01:00:40,262 - Oh, I'm sorry, sir, 1511 01:00:40,263 --> 01:00:41,221 but I've got to have that blanket back. 1512 01:00:41,222 --> 01:00:43,390 That's a city blanket, I signed for it. 1513 01:00:43,391 --> 01:00:46,768 - Well, listen, there's no need to linger out here. 1514 01:00:46,769 --> 01:00:50,272 Uh, welcome to Monroe, you're in the guest room. 1515 01:00:50,273 --> 01:00:52,566 - All I know is I need a shower. 1516 01:00:52,567 --> 01:00:54,443 - Well, you're certainly dressed for one. 1517 01:00:54,444 --> 01:00:55,986 Now, tell me all about it. 1518 01:00:55,987 --> 01:00:57,529 How did they get your pants off? 1519 01:00:57,530 --> 01:00:59,114 - One leg at a time. 1520 01:00:59,115 --> 01:00:59,948 - Of course. 1521 01:00:59,949 --> 01:01:01,617 Did they molest you, did you struggle? 1522 01:01:01,618 --> 01:01:03,827 I want all the details. 1523 01:01:03,828 --> 01:01:06,788 - Only a benevolent deity could have prevented him 1524 01:01:06,789 --> 01:01:08,582 from losing that check. 1525 01:01:08,583 --> 01:01:11,418 Now, after dinner he is gonna feel so much better. 1526 01:01:11,419 --> 01:01:13,128 What time are the caterers coming here? 1527 01:01:13,129 --> 01:01:14,129 - Caterer. 1528 01:01:14,130 --> 01:01:15,005 - The caterers. 1529 01:01:15,006 --> 01:01:16,089 For the welcome dinner. 1530 01:01:16,090 --> 01:01:18,592 Here, tonight, Rousehorn, half the faculty. 1531 01:01:18,593 --> 01:01:19,926 Indian food, the Khyber restaurant. 1532 01:01:19,927 --> 01:01:20,761 Don't you dare tell me that you neglected-- 1533 01:01:20,762 --> 01:01:21,595 - Oh, no! 1534 01:01:21,596 --> 01:01:23,055 No, no, no, no, everything's totally under control, Dad! 1535 01:01:23,056 --> 01:01:25,057 Everything's totally and absolutely under control, uh, 1536 01:01:25,058 --> 01:01:28,727 catering, the chapatis, papadums, raita... 1537 01:01:28,728 --> 01:01:29,561 - Ah! 1538 01:01:29,562 --> 01:01:31,438 - Ha, got the curry, not to worry. 1539 01:01:31,439 --> 01:01:32,231 Bye! 1540 01:01:35,193 --> 01:01:36,735 Look out, gentleman, please! 1541 01:01:36,736 --> 01:01:39,571 Excuse me, coming through here! 1542 01:01:39,572 --> 01:01:41,156 Gangway! 1543 01:01:41,157 --> 01:01:42,949 Coming through, coming through! 1544 01:01:42,950 --> 01:01:44,327 Please, look out! 1545 01:01:45,495 --> 01:01:46,870 - Cliff, what is it? 1546 01:01:46,871 --> 01:01:47,746 - Catering! 1547 01:01:47,747 --> 01:01:49,122 The Khyber restaurant. 1548 01:01:49,123 --> 01:01:50,082 I did not do it. 1549 01:01:50,083 --> 01:01:51,625 I had to do it and I didn't do it 1550 01:01:51,626 --> 01:01:53,835 in the seconds and minutes and hours, it's not done! 1551 01:01:53,836 --> 01:01:54,670 - All right, now just wait a minute, 1552 01:01:54,671 --> 01:01:57,714 now, look, just relax, okay? 1553 01:01:57,715 --> 01:01:59,007 Now, what is the problem? 1554 01:01:59,008 --> 01:02:02,386 - I lost Rousehorn, I've got these term papers to correct. 1555 01:02:02,387 --> 01:02:05,138 The college is on the verge of bankruptcy. 1556 01:02:05,139 --> 01:02:06,431 My eyes can't focus, 1557 01:02:06,432 --> 01:02:08,016 my tongue tastes like a skidmark, 1558 01:02:08,017 --> 01:02:08,975 I need some sleep. 1559 01:02:08,976 --> 01:02:09,893 - Okay, all right. 1560 01:02:09,894 --> 01:02:11,353 So you sleep, okay? 1561 01:02:11,354 --> 01:02:13,313 Edison survived on two hours of sleep a night. 1562 01:02:13,314 --> 01:02:14,981 He took catnaps in his lab. 1563 01:02:14,982 --> 01:02:17,025 - That's right. 1564 01:02:17,026 --> 01:02:18,527 - All right. 1565 01:02:18,528 --> 01:02:20,904 Uh, catnaps, Edison. 1566 01:02:20,905 --> 01:02:23,365 Two hours I'm gonna... 1567 01:02:23,366 --> 01:02:24,783 I'm gonna sleep. 1568 01:02:24,784 --> 01:02:26,410 This is good. 1569 01:02:26,411 --> 01:02:27,203 Sleep. 1570 01:02:28,871 --> 01:02:30,288 - What do you think I should do about these papers? 1571 01:02:30,289 --> 01:02:31,123 - Give them all a B. 1572 01:02:31,124 --> 01:02:33,625 That's all they deserve anyway. 1573 01:02:33,626 --> 01:02:34,459 - Yello? 1574 01:02:34,460 --> 01:02:35,502 - Hello, Karen? 1575 01:02:35,503 --> 01:02:37,629 - Hi, Monica, what's up? 1576 01:02:37,630 --> 01:02:38,630 What? 1577 01:02:38,631 --> 01:02:39,631 He needs catering? 1578 01:02:39,632 --> 01:02:40,799 Arrangements? 1579 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:42,968 Honey, catering is my middle name! 1580 01:02:42,969 --> 01:02:44,928 Karen "Catering" Blittstein. 1581 01:02:44,929 --> 01:02:46,346 Sure. 1582 01:02:46,347 --> 01:02:49,725 I put two sisters through gorgeous, gorgeous weddings 1583 01:02:49,726 --> 01:02:51,309 and I'm not talking no cocktail franks 1584 01:02:51,310 --> 01:02:53,019 and miniature knishes, neither. 1585 01:02:53,020 --> 01:02:54,230 - Karen, shush! 1586 01:02:55,273 --> 01:02:57,357 Will you just take care of it? 1587 01:02:57,358 --> 01:02:58,442 - I'll get there as soon as I can. 1588 01:02:58,443 --> 01:03:00,152 Okay, bye, I love you. 1589 01:03:00,153 --> 01:03:01,027 Shit. 1590 01:03:01,028 --> 01:03:01,862 - What? 1591 01:03:01,863 --> 01:03:02,696 - I don't have time to cook! 1592 01:03:02,697 --> 01:03:05,825 I'm gonna have to improvise something. 1593 01:03:08,745 --> 01:03:10,704 - This is refreshing medication. 1594 01:03:10,705 --> 01:03:14,666 - Now, then, that Harold Robbins Chair. 1595 01:03:14,667 --> 01:03:17,085 It's quite an endowment, huh? 1596 01:03:17,086 --> 01:03:20,380 - More than a penny and less than the national debt. 1597 01:03:21,215 --> 01:03:23,717 - Now then, like what amount are we talking... 1598 01:03:23,718 --> 01:03:25,677 I mean, I don't mean for you to be specific, 1599 01:03:25,678 --> 01:03:26,845 I mean just generally, you know, 1600 01:03:26,846 --> 01:03:27,679 in round numbers. 1601 01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:29,055 What amount are we talking about? 1602 01:03:29,056 --> 01:03:29,890 Just about... 1603 01:03:29,891 --> 01:03:32,017 - For that, Arthur, you'll have to wait until tomorrow. 1604 01:03:32,018 --> 01:03:32,851 - Ah. 1605 01:03:32,852 --> 01:03:34,186 - I want to treasure the look on everyone's face 1606 01:03:34,187 --> 01:03:36,730 when our corporate generosity is made public. 1607 01:03:36,731 --> 01:03:40,025 - Absolutely, I couldn't agree more. 1608 01:03:41,611 --> 01:03:42,819 - Help! 1609 01:03:42,820 --> 01:03:44,029 Help! 1610 01:03:44,030 --> 01:03:45,614 Oh, I'm buried alive! 1611 01:03:47,033 --> 01:03:48,242 Oh, let me out! 1612 01:03:56,626 --> 01:03:57,459 Hello. 1613 01:03:57,460 --> 01:03:58,293 - Cliff, where are you? 1614 01:03:58,294 --> 01:03:59,127 It's 7:30! 1615 01:03:59,128 --> 01:03:59,961 - What? 1616 01:03:59,962 --> 01:04:00,796 What time is it? - 7:30! 1617 01:04:00,797 --> 01:04:01,630 - It is? 1618 01:04:01,631 --> 01:04:02,464 - Yes! 1619 01:04:02,465 --> 01:04:03,298 - Oh, I'm coming. 1620 01:04:03,299 --> 01:04:04,132 - Hurry up, get over here! 1621 01:04:04,133 --> 01:04:06,134 - I'll be right there, I'm gone! 1622 01:04:10,598 --> 01:04:11,431 - Son! 1623 01:04:11,432 --> 01:04:12,933 Uh, son, before you change your clothes. 1624 01:04:12,934 --> 01:04:14,601 - Ah, Skridlow. 1625 01:04:14,602 --> 01:04:16,102 - Hello, Fulsom, how are you? 1626 01:04:16,103 --> 01:04:17,687 - That boy just work, work, work, won't you, 1627 01:04:17,688 --> 01:04:19,564 Harmon, you don't know my son, Clifford, do you? 1628 01:04:19,565 --> 01:04:22,776 He's one of the bright stars of our English department. 1629 01:04:22,777 --> 01:04:23,610 - Oh, we've met. 1630 01:04:23,611 --> 01:04:25,028 Not on time, but we've met. 1631 01:04:25,029 --> 01:04:26,154 - Oh! 1632 01:04:26,155 --> 01:04:27,030 - This morning, Father, remember? 1633 01:04:27,031 --> 01:04:29,032 Uh, I'm so sorry about last night, Harmon, 1634 01:04:29,033 --> 01:04:31,076 er, Mr. Rousehorn, about missing your train, I-- 1635 01:04:31,077 --> 01:04:32,077 - It's in the past. 1636 01:04:32,078 --> 01:04:34,120 - It is totally forgotten and forgiven. 1637 01:04:34,121 --> 01:04:35,330 - Let's just say it's in the past. 1638 01:04:35,331 --> 01:04:39,501 - Oh, I just know this is gonna be a lively evening! 1639 01:04:39,502 --> 01:04:43,380 Oh, Clifford, those girls are wonderful. 1640 01:04:43,381 --> 01:04:46,007 You certainly have everything under control. 1641 01:04:46,008 --> 01:04:47,509 - Girls? 1642 01:04:47,510 --> 01:04:48,885 - I think I'll take the red caviar 1643 01:04:48,886 --> 01:04:49,803 and put it on the round cracker. 1644 01:04:49,804 --> 01:04:51,054 You think they'll like that, honey? 1645 01:04:51,055 --> 01:04:52,222 - What's going on here? 1646 01:04:52,223 --> 01:04:53,181 What is this? 1647 01:04:53,182 --> 01:04:54,099 I mean, do you have any idea 1648 01:04:54,100 --> 01:04:56,893 how college faculty members eat on what we get paid? 1649 01:04:56,894 --> 01:04:59,020 A free meal is like honey to a bear to these people! 1650 01:04:59,021 --> 01:05:01,356 They're going to want to eat enough to hibernate on. 1651 01:05:01,357 --> 01:05:02,566 They're animals! 1652 01:05:02,567 --> 01:05:04,067 I mean, where are we gonna get enough Indian food 1653 01:05:04,068 --> 01:05:05,527 to feed all of 'em? 1654 01:05:05,528 --> 01:05:07,946 - Swami Diavolo's finger-lickin' Hindu fried chicken, 1655 01:05:07,947 --> 01:05:08,905 my friend Skridlow. 1656 01:05:08,906 --> 01:05:10,991 - The rest, as my people say, is up to karma. 1657 01:05:10,992 --> 01:05:12,534 Don't worry, Cliffie. 1658 01:05:12,535 --> 01:05:14,536 - Jesus Christ, Karen, you said this was curry. 1659 01:05:14,537 --> 01:05:15,370 This is not curry-- 1660 01:05:15,371 --> 01:05:16,204 - Thelma, it will be. 1661 01:05:16,205 --> 01:05:17,455 Will you calm down? 1662 01:05:17,456 --> 01:05:18,290 - Okay. 1663 01:05:18,291 --> 01:05:19,666 - Cliff, go upstairs and shower and change 1664 01:05:19,667 --> 01:05:21,626 and put something on that's nice. 1665 01:05:21,627 --> 01:05:23,295 Look a little GQ, would you? 1666 01:05:23,296 --> 01:05:25,338 Monica, go outside and schmooze with the people. 1667 01:05:25,339 --> 01:05:26,256 - Right, Sarge. 1668 01:05:26,257 --> 01:05:28,174 - Okay, Thelma, come here now, I'm gonna show you. 1669 01:05:28,175 --> 01:05:31,261 Take the olive and the pimento, make happy faces, okay? 1670 01:05:31,262 --> 01:05:32,095 - I like that. 1671 01:05:32,096 --> 01:05:33,847 - Good, okay, here we go. 1672 01:05:33,848 --> 01:05:35,974 - Well, of course, that was in the Herbert Hoover 1673 01:05:35,975 --> 01:05:38,935 administration, which in some ways is similar 1674 01:05:38,936 --> 01:05:40,478 to what we have today! 1675 01:05:40,479 --> 01:05:42,772 - Oh, Margaret, I fail to see any similarity at all-- 1676 01:05:42,773 --> 01:05:43,982 - She's just kidding, Henry. 1677 01:05:43,983 --> 01:05:45,650 She's a real kidder. 1678 01:05:45,651 --> 01:05:47,110 - And I was reduced to my underwear. 1679 01:05:47,111 --> 01:05:49,029 It's been downhill ever since. 1680 01:05:49,030 --> 01:05:51,197 - Oh, my goodness. 1681 01:05:51,198 --> 01:05:53,742 You know, you look very tired, Mr. Rousehorn. 1682 01:05:53,743 --> 01:05:55,493 You know, wealth and power have a way 1683 01:05:55,494 --> 01:05:58,830 of robbing a man of his energies, don't they? 1684 01:05:58,831 --> 01:06:02,792 - That's very perceptive of you, Monica. 1685 01:06:02,793 --> 01:06:04,252 Very perceptive. 1686 01:06:04,253 --> 01:06:05,921 - I hear we're having Indian food. 1687 01:06:05,922 --> 01:06:08,006 - I certainly hope so. 1688 01:06:08,007 --> 01:06:09,174 - Chapatis, huh? 1689 01:06:09,175 --> 01:06:10,133 - Well, I... 1690 01:06:10,134 --> 01:06:12,135 I guess they've got a few of those laid in, I-- 1691 01:06:12,136 --> 01:06:13,720 - Hello, won't you excuse us, please? 1692 01:06:13,721 --> 01:06:14,804 You happy, gorgeous boy? 1693 01:06:14,805 --> 01:06:16,222 We're having some nice affair here. 1694 01:06:16,223 --> 01:06:17,432 Hi, how are you? 1695 01:06:17,433 --> 01:06:18,475 Nice to see you. 1696 01:06:18,476 --> 01:06:19,309 - It seems fine, 1697 01:06:19,310 --> 01:06:20,352 but I'm really worried about the meal, Karen, I-- 1698 01:06:20,353 --> 01:06:22,145 - Wait till you see the entertainment. 1699 01:06:22,146 --> 01:06:22,979 - What? 1700 01:06:22,980 --> 01:06:24,105 - Jasmine! 1701 01:06:24,106 --> 01:06:25,732 Enter! 1702 01:06:34,617 --> 01:06:35,576 - Hi, Cliff! 1703 01:06:52,385 --> 01:06:53,177 - Oh, my! 1704 01:06:54,553 --> 01:06:56,096 - Ooh. 1705 01:06:59,517 --> 01:07:01,434 - Uh, she's, she's uh... 1706 01:07:01,435 --> 01:07:02,352 - She's terrific. 1707 01:07:02,353 --> 01:07:03,145 Come on. 1708 01:07:05,439 --> 01:07:06,982 Oh, you're ready! 1709 01:07:06,983 --> 01:07:07,774 - I'm ready. 1710 01:07:07,775 --> 01:07:09,943 - Okay, you set? 1711 01:07:09,944 --> 01:07:10,777 - We're set. 1712 01:07:10,778 --> 01:07:12,278 - All right, fire! 1713 01:07:12,279 --> 01:07:13,321 - Be careful, now. 1714 01:07:13,322 --> 01:07:14,489 Too much! 1715 01:07:14,490 --> 01:07:15,407 There's a fire! 1716 01:07:15,408 --> 01:07:16,783 Fire, don't panic! 1717 01:07:16,784 --> 01:07:17,617 - What are you doing? 1718 01:07:17,618 --> 01:07:18,451 Stop it! 1719 01:07:19,286 --> 01:07:20,412 - Skridlow, what are you doing, man? 1720 01:07:20,413 --> 01:07:22,497 - Stop this, please, Cliff! 1721 01:07:22,498 --> 01:07:25,250 Leave the arrangements to me, would you? 1722 01:07:25,251 --> 01:07:27,168 - Oh, this shit is so unique, they're gonna love it! 1723 01:07:27,169 --> 01:07:29,170 They're gonna love this shit, I know it! 1724 01:07:29,171 --> 01:07:30,005 - Oh! 1725 01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:31,673 - I panicked, I'm sorry, I panicked. 1726 01:07:31,674 --> 01:07:33,800 - It's okay, it's okay, just none of us eat it, all right? 1727 01:07:46,355 --> 01:07:49,024 - Your dinner is now served. 1728 01:07:49,025 --> 01:07:50,734 - Come on, everybody! 1729 01:07:59,869 --> 01:08:01,578 - Mm, not bad! 1730 01:08:01,579 --> 01:08:03,163 - Beats fruit cup. 1731 01:08:03,164 --> 01:08:04,706 - Isn't it marvelous having so many 1732 01:08:04,707 --> 01:08:07,751 educated palates all in one place? 1733 01:08:07,752 --> 01:08:08,585 - Is she Indian? 1734 01:08:08,586 --> 01:08:09,627 - I think so. 1735 01:08:09,628 --> 01:08:12,047 - Mahatma Gandhi never had it so good. 1736 01:08:12,048 --> 01:08:12,881 - Truly. 1737 01:08:12,882 --> 01:08:15,133 'Course, he wasn't that big an eater anyway. 1738 01:08:15,134 --> 01:08:18,178 - That's funny. 1739 01:08:18,179 --> 01:08:20,138 - Ooh, sahib, follow me, brother. 1740 01:08:20,139 --> 01:08:24,185 Muhammad Ali, Allah. 1741 01:08:25,728 --> 01:08:26,644 - This is great. 1742 01:08:26,645 --> 01:08:28,063 This is tremendous, they're buying it! 1743 01:08:28,064 --> 01:08:28,897 You pulled it off. 1744 01:08:28,898 --> 01:08:29,939 I can't thank you enough. 1745 01:08:29,940 --> 01:08:30,940 - Hey, no problem, Skridlow, 1746 01:08:30,941 --> 01:08:32,734 but thank me in the car, okay, man? 1747 01:08:32,735 --> 01:08:33,735 - What do you mean in the car? 1748 01:08:33,736 --> 01:08:35,153 - Well, we have to go into town now, man. 1749 01:08:35,154 --> 01:08:35,987 - What? 1750 01:08:35,988 --> 01:08:36,905 Not me, I'm not going anywhere. 1751 01:08:36,906 --> 01:08:38,281 I haven't slept in days, Diavolo. 1752 01:08:38,282 --> 01:08:40,658 - Hey, listen, Cliff, we don't have much time, okay? 1753 01:08:40,659 --> 01:08:42,202 The word is on the street. 1754 01:08:42,203 --> 01:08:43,703 You have to make an appearance. 1755 01:08:43,704 --> 01:08:46,790 'Cause the Doctor goes public in about one hour. 1756 01:08:46,791 --> 01:08:47,999 - Are you crazy? 1757 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:49,417 - No, man, you're crazy. 1758 01:08:49,418 --> 01:08:51,503 You invented the dude, not me. 1759 01:08:51,504 --> 01:08:55,299 So I guess I'll catch you in the car, brother. 1760 01:09:02,223 --> 01:09:03,181 - Oh, come on. 1761 01:09:03,182 --> 01:09:06,392 Everyone's talking about how you stopped Mom. 1762 01:09:06,393 --> 01:09:08,812 Doctor Detroit has to be on the scene, right? 1763 01:09:08,813 --> 01:09:09,896 - He has to. - Right. 1764 01:09:09,897 --> 01:09:10,897 - That's the end of it. 1765 01:09:10,898 --> 01:09:12,982 - Say, man, now put this shit on. 1766 01:09:12,983 --> 01:09:14,400 Props in the bag. 1767 01:09:14,401 --> 01:09:16,362 - Oh, terrific, the bag. 1768 01:09:18,072 --> 01:09:19,072 I must say, though, ladies, 1769 01:09:19,073 --> 01:09:20,698 you have given me the most extraordinary 1770 01:09:20,699 --> 01:09:22,200 week of my life. 1771 01:09:22,201 --> 01:09:23,243 - Oh, sweetie. 1772 01:09:23,244 --> 01:09:24,077 - Really. 1773 01:09:24,078 --> 01:09:25,870 - Aw, man, you know, you're gonna do good out here 1774 01:09:25,871 --> 01:09:28,873 in the city with that wig and that metal hand. 1775 01:09:28,874 --> 01:09:31,042 Lime green pants. 1776 01:09:31,043 --> 01:09:31,919 - Mm, duty. 1777 01:09:33,546 --> 01:09:34,379 - Honor. 1778 01:09:34,380 --> 01:09:36,256 - And responsibility. 1779 01:09:36,257 --> 01:09:38,467 - Hey, be the Doctor, baby. 1780 01:09:52,523 --> 01:09:53,648 - Doctor, my man! 1781 01:09:53,649 --> 01:09:54,732 Give me five, man. 1782 01:09:54,733 --> 01:09:56,985 - I'll give you 20 and you can keep the change. 1783 01:09:56,986 --> 01:09:59,070 - You're too much, man, too much, yeah. 1784 01:09:59,071 --> 01:10:00,530 See you at the Player's Ball, my man, huh? 1785 01:10:00,531 --> 01:10:03,533 - Uh, all right, all right. 1786 01:10:03,534 --> 01:10:05,326 - That was great, that was great. 1787 01:10:05,327 --> 01:10:06,161 - What's the Player's Ball? 1788 01:10:06,162 --> 01:10:06,995 - Nothing, nothing. 1789 01:10:06,996 --> 01:10:07,829 Be cool, be cool. 1790 01:10:07,830 --> 01:10:08,663 Hi! 1791 01:10:08,664 --> 01:10:09,497 - My man Doctor Detroit! 1792 01:10:09,498 --> 01:10:10,290 I heard you wiped Mom out. 1793 01:10:10,291 --> 01:10:11,291 How did you do it? 1794 01:10:11,292 --> 01:10:13,626 - You might say I rearranged her front end. 1795 01:10:13,627 --> 01:10:14,752 - Set it out! 1796 01:10:14,753 --> 01:10:16,421 You know you're gonna be king of the Player's Ball. 1797 01:10:16,422 --> 01:10:18,173 Ain't no doubt about it. 1798 01:10:18,174 --> 01:10:19,299 - Beautiful. 1799 01:10:20,301 --> 01:10:21,467 Terrific. 1800 01:10:21,468 --> 01:10:23,094 All right, what is the Player's Ball 1801 01:10:23,095 --> 01:10:24,137 they keep talking about? 1802 01:10:24,138 --> 01:10:26,139 - It's tomorrow night, honey, that's okay I'll protect you. 1803 01:10:26,140 --> 01:10:27,682 - Tomorrow night I have a prior engagement. 1804 01:10:27,683 --> 01:10:29,475 I can't go, I can't go. 1805 01:10:29,476 --> 01:10:31,102 Oh no, where is it? 1806 01:10:31,103 --> 01:10:33,062 - Somebody picks a place and we all show up there. 1807 01:10:33,063 --> 01:10:33,897 - Right. 1808 01:10:33,898 --> 01:10:35,106 - It's a subcultural event, sweetheart, 1809 01:10:35,107 --> 01:10:36,774 it's our responsibility to be there. 1810 01:10:36,775 --> 01:10:37,901 - Oh, I can't be there, I can't. 1811 01:10:37,902 --> 01:10:38,776 I just can't, I can't... 1812 01:10:40,487 --> 01:10:41,321 - Grab him! 1813 01:10:41,322 --> 01:10:42,197 - Cliff, what is... 1814 01:10:42,198 --> 01:10:44,324 - Open your eyes now. 1815 01:10:44,325 --> 01:10:45,950 - Give him air, give him air. 1816 01:10:45,951 --> 01:10:48,620 - Tomorrow night is the college alumni dinner. 1817 01:10:48,621 --> 01:10:49,454 - Where? 1818 01:10:49,455 --> 01:10:51,289 - At the Excelsior Hotel and I have to be there. 1819 01:10:51,290 --> 01:10:53,458 Now, I don't know where or what your Player's Ball is, 1820 01:10:53,459 --> 01:10:56,252 but I simply cannot be in two places at once. 1821 01:10:56,253 --> 01:10:57,086 - Yes, you can. 1822 01:10:57,087 --> 01:10:58,755 Yes, you can, we'll take care of everything. 1823 01:10:58,756 --> 01:10:59,672 - Right. 1824 01:10:59,673 --> 01:11:01,591 - Now, how are we gonna do that? 1825 01:11:01,592 --> 01:11:03,009 - Shh! 1826 01:11:03,010 --> 01:11:03,843 - Loosen his built. 1827 01:11:03,844 --> 01:11:07,556 - Oh, Karen, get your mind out of the gutter. 1828 01:11:10,601 --> 01:11:12,644 Oh, Jesus Christ, do you think this is gonna work? 1829 01:11:12,645 --> 01:11:13,478 - Sure, it'll work. 1830 01:11:13,479 --> 01:11:14,938 Sure. - Okay. 1831 01:11:14,939 --> 01:11:15,772 - Yeah, it's Eddie here. 1832 01:11:15,773 --> 01:11:16,731 Your dime, go ahead. 1833 01:11:16,732 --> 01:11:17,565 - Yo, Eddie. 1834 01:11:17,566 --> 01:11:18,399 - Yeah? 1835 01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:19,234 - What's happening? 1836 01:11:19,235 --> 01:11:20,068 It's Diavolo. 1837 01:11:20,069 --> 01:11:20,902 - Oh, go ahead, Diavolo. 1838 01:11:20,903 --> 01:11:22,070 - Listen, Eddie, if the Doctor is king, 1839 01:11:22,071 --> 01:11:24,614 then he picks and chooses the place he wants to be crowned. 1840 01:11:24,615 --> 01:11:25,531 - Well, it's gonna go down. 1841 01:11:25,532 --> 01:11:26,366 This is it, right? 1842 01:11:26,367 --> 01:11:27,200 - Uh-huh. 1843 01:11:27,201 --> 01:11:28,034 - Don't jive me, man. 1844 01:11:28,035 --> 01:11:29,577 - Well, listen, I'll tell you where it's gonna be. 1845 01:11:29,578 --> 01:11:31,996 Uh, the Excelsior Hotel 1846 01:11:31,997 --> 01:11:32,956 - Excelsior Hotel. 1847 01:11:32,957 --> 01:11:33,831 - That's downtown. 1848 01:11:33,832 --> 01:11:34,666 - Is that right? 1849 01:11:34,667 --> 01:11:35,500 - I'm pretty sure you're familiar 1850 01:11:35,501 --> 01:11:36,334 with that area, brother. 1851 01:11:36,335 --> 01:11:37,835 - Well, I'll ask around, man. 1852 01:11:37,836 --> 01:11:38,670 - Yeah. 1853 01:11:38,671 --> 01:11:39,504 - Later on. 1854 01:11:39,505 --> 01:11:40,338 - The Doctor will be there. 1855 01:11:40,339 --> 01:11:41,172 - He better be. 1856 01:11:41,173 --> 01:11:42,799 - Later. 1857 01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:43,633 - All right! 1858 01:11:44,468 --> 01:11:45,593 - The Doctor's A-Team. 1859 01:11:45,594 --> 01:11:46,761 - First class, top of the line. 1860 01:11:46,762 --> 01:11:48,304 Come on, let's get ready. 1861 01:11:53,227 --> 01:11:55,186 ♪ I feel like bustin' loose ♪ 1862 01:11:55,187 --> 01:11:57,480 ♪ Bustin' loose now ♪ 1863 01:11:57,481 --> 01:12:04,237 ♪ Get get get get get get get on down ♪ 1864 01:12:04,238 --> 01:12:07,949 - Oh, it looks like a fun crowd this year. 1865 01:12:07,950 --> 01:12:10,618 - You scratched my car, motherfucker! 1866 01:12:10,619 --> 01:12:11,996 Insurance my ass! 1867 01:12:13,706 --> 01:12:15,582 - Psst, psst, Skridlow! 1868 01:12:18,752 --> 01:12:21,587 - What the hell is going on? 1869 01:12:21,588 --> 01:12:22,964 - Mother! 1870 01:12:22,965 --> 01:12:23,965 Let's... 1871 01:12:23,966 --> 01:12:24,758 Shall we? 1872 01:12:25,884 --> 01:12:29,470 - Psst, psst, psst, Skridlow! 1873 01:12:29,471 --> 01:12:32,850 - Oh, there's Swami Diavolo, the caterer! 1874 01:12:34,476 --> 01:12:37,729 - Mother that's not him, that's someone else entirely. 1875 01:12:37,730 --> 01:12:38,688 - I have never before... 1876 01:12:38,689 --> 01:12:40,398 They never have a mob here, I-- 1877 01:12:40,399 --> 01:12:41,191 - Really? 1878 01:12:43,193 --> 01:12:46,905 - Well, when you've got a woman mayor, you... 1879 01:12:56,623 --> 01:12:58,249 - Doctor ooh-ooh! 1880 01:12:58,250 --> 01:13:00,001 Doctor Detroit! 1881 01:13:00,002 --> 01:13:01,836 Doctor ooh-ooh! 1882 01:13:01,837 --> 01:13:03,796 Doctor Detroit! 1883 01:13:03,797 --> 01:13:05,590 Doctor ooh-ooh! 1884 01:13:05,591 --> 01:13:07,508 Doctor Detroit! 1885 01:13:07,509 --> 01:13:09,135 Doctor ooh-ooh! 1886 01:13:09,136 --> 01:13:10,636 - What's going on in here? 1887 01:13:10,637 --> 01:13:11,637 - Doctor Detroit! 1888 01:13:11,638 --> 01:13:13,056 Doctor ooh-ooh! 1889 01:13:13,057 --> 01:13:14,015 Doctor! 1890 01:13:14,016 --> 01:13:16,352 - Uh, nothing for us, Mother. 1891 01:13:17,478 --> 01:13:20,021 - What on earth is this? 1892 01:13:20,022 --> 01:13:21,315 What's going on? 1893 01:13:22,983 --> 01:13:23,776 Um, uh... 1894 01:13:24,693 --> 01:13:25,818 Uh, excuse me! 1895 01:13:25,819 --> 01:13:26,652 - Yo, Skridlow! 1896 01:13:26,653 --> 01:13:27,487 Hey, man, I gotta talk to you. 1897 01:13:27,488 --> 01:13:28,321 - Uh, excuse me! 1898 01:13:28,322 --> 01:13:29,155 - We gotta get-- 1899 01:13:29,156 --> 01:13:29,989 - Uh, excuse me, uh... 1900 01:13:29,990 --> 01:13:31,574 Clifford, I see that your friend is here. 1901 01:13:31,575 --> 01:13:33,284 Does that mean that you'll be leaving us again? 1902 01:13:33,285 --> 01:13:34,410 - No, absolutely not. 1903 01:13:34,411 --> 01:13:36,996 My duty is to my home, my family, the college, 1904 01:13:36,997 --> 01:13:39,749 my job, and to you, sir. 1905 01:13:39,750 --> 01:13:41,084 - He is upsetting the guests. 1906 01:13:41,085 --> 01:13:42,710 Will you get him out of here? 1907 01:13:42,711 --> 01:13:43,795 - Sorry. - Ah! 1908 01:13:43,796 --> 01:13:48,007 Sue and Lloyd Miller, can you believe this noise? 1909 01:13:48,008 --> 01:13:48,841 You can't even think! 1910 01:13:48,842 --> 01:13:49,675 - Diavolo, you have to get out of here. 1911 01:13:49,676 --> 01:13:50,593 You're going to ruin everything. 1912 01:13:50,594 --> 01:13:52,053 - Cliff, I got to talk to you. 1913 01:13:52,054 --> 01:13:52,929 Hey, man, watch out, man. 1914 01:13:52,930 --> 01:13:53,763 You been drinkin'? - All right, all right. 1915 01:13:53,764 --> 01:13:55,139 - Hey, man, listen. 1916 01:13:55,140 --> 01:13:56,891 You hear those people over there? 1917 01:13:56,892 --> 01:13:58,476 They wanna see the Doctor. 1918 01:13:58,477 --> 01:14:00,061 - I can't do it. 1919 01:14:00,062 --> 01:14:01,312 I can't leave. 1920 01:14:01,313 --> 01:14:02,897 I've got to introduce Rousehorn. 1921 01:14:02,898 --> 01:14:04,065 He's going to give money to the college. 1922 01:14:04,066 --> 01:14:05,817 - Cliff, you've got to, man. 1923 01:14:05,818 --> 01:14:08,277 There are four beautiful women depending on you. 1924 01:14:08,278 --> 01:14:10,363 The Doctor has got to be there. 1925 01:14:10,364 --> 01:14:12,031 - Look, there is no Doctor! 1926 01:14:12,032 --> 01:14:15,494 - There is if you believe in him, brother. 1927 01:14:18,122 --> 01:14:19,163 - All right. 1928 01:14:19,164 --> 01:14:20,665 Quick, before I change my mind. 1929 01:14:20,666 --> 01:14:24,252 - Straight through the kitchen door, now hurry up. 1930 01:14:24,253 --> 01:14:25,086 Come on, man, put the hair on. 1931 01:14:25,087 --> 01:14:26,129 To the right, to the right. 1932 01:14:26,130 --> 01:14:28,256 - If my parents ever see me they'll disown me. 1933 01:14:28,257 --> 01:14:29,799 - Check out the lining in this jacket, man! 1934 01:14:29,800 --> 01:14:30,883 You might as well wear it inside out. 1935 01:14:30,884 --> 01:14:32,428 Do the pants match? 1936 01:14:33,846 --> 01:14:35,638 - No, they won't work, the lining's purple! 1937 01:14:35,639 --> 01:14:36,597 - Looks just fine. 1938 01:14:36,598 --> 01:14:37,432 Come on. 1939 01:14:37,433 --> 01:14:38,767 Come on, move it! 1940 01:14:41,645 --> 01:14:42,478 Move it, man, come on! 1941 01:14:42,479 --> 01:14:43,312 - This is so insane. 1942 01:14:43,313 --> 01:14:46,899 I don't know how you made me do this. 1943 01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:48,443 - Those underwear look nice, man. 1944 01:14:48,444 --> 01:14:49,777 - How about these tuxedo pants? 1945 01:14:49,778 --> 01:14:50,987 They were Grandpa Skridlow's. 1946 01:14:50,988 --> 01:14:51,946 He had sensitive legs. 1947 01:14:51,947 --> 01:14:53,489 He had to have satin near his skin at all times. 1948 01:14:53,490 --> 01:14:55,074 - Yeah, let's move, let's move. 1949 01:14:55,075 --> 01:14:56,868 Doing just fine. 1950 01:14:56,869 --> 01:14:58,453 - The glasses, the glasses, where-- 1951 01:14:58,454 --> 01:14:59,287 - You got 'em. 1952 01:14:59,288 --> 01:15:00,121 You got 'em right here. 1953 01:15:00,122 --> 01:15:01,998 - Hey, you boys get out of the kitchen, huh? 1954 01:15:01,999 --> 01:15:03,624 - Doctor Detroit! 1955 01:15:03,625 --> 01:15:05,501 Doctor ooh-ooh! 1956 01:15:05,502 --> 01:15:07,336 Doctor Detroit! 1957 01:15:07,337 --> 01:15:09,255 Doctor ooh-ooh! 1958 01:15:09,256 --> 01:15:10,840 Doctor Detroit! 1959 01:15:10,841 --> 01:15:12,008 - Say, JB, the Doctor has arrived. 1960 01:15:12,009 --> 01:15:13,176 - Ooh-ooh! 1961 01:15:13,177 --> 01:15:14,594 Doctor Detroit! 1962 01:15:17,389 --> 01:15:19,015 - Ladies and gentlemen, players and ladies, 1963 01:15:19,016 --> 01:15:20,308 high lifers and lowlifes, 1964 01:15:20,309 --> 01:15:21,809 all you trash with cash, 1965 01:15:21,810 --> 01:15:25,354 allow me to announce the Doctor is in! 1966 01:15:46,168 --> 01:15:47,710 ♪ Get up offa that thing ♪ 1967 01:15:47,711 --> 01:15:49,504 ♪ Dance till you feel better ♪ 1968 01:15:49,505 --> 01:15:51,339 ♪ Get up offa that thing ♪ 1969 01:15:51,340 --> 01:15:53,132 ♪ Try and release that pressure ♪ 1970 01:15:53,133 --> 01:15:54,967 ♪ Get up offa that thing ♪ 1971 01:15:54,968 --> 01:15:56,385 ♪ Dance till you feel better ♪ 1972 01:15:56,386 --> 01:15:57,220 ♪ Say it ♪ 1973 01:15:57,221 --> 01:15:58,513 ♪ Get up offa that thing ♪ 1974 01:15:58,514 --> 01:16:00,097 ♪ Try and release that pressure ♪ 1975 01:16:00,098 --> 01:16:02,058 ♪ Ooh get up offa that thing ♪ 1976 01:16:02,059 --> 01:16:03,935 ♪ Dance till you feel better ♪ 1977 01:16:03,936 --> 01:16:05,603 ♪ Get up offa that thing ♪ 1978 01:16:05,604 --> 01:16:07,438 ♪ Try to release that pressure ♪ 1979 01:16:07,439 --> 01:16:09,148 ♪ Get up offa that thing ♪ 1980 01:16:09,149 --> 01:16:10,983 ♪ Dance till you feel better ♪ 1981 01:16:10,984 --> 01:16:12,777 ♪ Get up offa that thing ♪ 1982 01:16:12,778 --> 01:16:16,030 ♪ Try to release that pressure ♪ 1983 01:16:16,031 --> 01:16:17,532 ♪ Dance ♪ 1984 01:16:17,533 --> 01:16:19,784 ♪ Doctor Detroit ♪ 1985 01:16:19,785 --> 01:16:20,993 ♪ Dance ♪ 1986 01:16:20,994 --> 01:16:28,584 ♪ Doctor Detroit ♪ 1987 01:16:28,585 --> 01:16:33,549 ♪ Hit me ♪ 1988 01:16:33,966 --> 01:16:35,174 ♪ Woo ♪ 1989 01:16:35,175 --> 01:16:40,138 ♪ Hit it now ♪ 1990 01:16:42,099 --> 01:16:44,392 ♪ Doing the Doctor Detroit ♪ 1991 01:16:44,393 --> 01:16:46,018 ♪ Good God ♪ 1992 01:16:46,019 --> 01:16:53,484 ♪ Doctor Detroit ♪ 1993 01:16:53,485 --> 01:16:54,819 ♪ Get up offa that thing ♪ 1994 01:16:54,820 --> 01:16:56,571 ♪ Dance till you feel better ♪ 1995 01:16:56,572 --> 01:17:01,909 ♪ Get up offa that thing ♪ 1996 01:17:01,910 --> 01:17:03,744 ♪ Dance till you feel better ♪ 1997 01:17:03,745 --> 01:17:05,454 ♪ Get up offa that thing ♪ 1998 01:17:05,455 --> 01:17:09,334 ♪ Try to release that pressure ♪ 1999 01:17:21,847 --> 01:17:24,307 ♪ Detroit ♪ 2000 01:17:24,308 --> 01:17:29,812 ♪ Doctor Detroit ♪ 2001 01:17:29,813 --> 01:17:31,856 ♪ Come on now ♪ 2002 01:17:31,857 --> 01:17:34,526 ♪ Doctor Detroit ♪ 2003 01:17:47,623 --> 01:17:48,831 - Thank you. 2004 01:17:48,832 --> 01:17:51,417 I'm so, so very touched and pleased 2005 01:17:51,418 --> 01:17:53,377 to be honored in this way, 2006 01:17:53,378 --> 01:17:55,630 but unfortunately, I have business 2007 01:17:55,631 --> 01:17:56,756 in another part of the hotel, 2008 01:17:56,757 --> 01:17:58,716 a prior commitment, actually. 2009 01:17:58,717 --> 01:18:01,844 A small chiropractic service I was supposed to perform. 2010 01:18:03,889 --> 01:18:05,014 But uh... 2011 01:18:05,015 --> 01:18:09,060 If anybody is a king here tonight, it is this man, 2012 01:18:09,061 --> 01:18:09,977 Mr. Try Me, 2013 01:18:09,978 --> 01:18:10,895 Mr. Please Please Please, 2014 01:18:10,896 --> 01:18:12,647 Mr. This Is A Man's World. 2015 01:18:12,648 --> 01:18:14,774 I give you the hardest working man in show business, 2016 01:18:14,775 --> 01:18:16,734 ladies and gentlemen, James Brown! 2017 01:18:18,111 --> 01:18:19,821 Thank you, thank you. 2018 01:18:21,281 --> 01:18:22,907 Thank you, excuse me. 2019 01:18:22,908 --> 01:18:23,741 Excuse me. 2020 01:18:23,742 --> 01:18:25,452 Thank you, excuse me. 2021 01:18:30,666 --> 01:18:31,832 - Ooh-ooh! 2022 01:18:31,833 --> 01:18:33,709 Doctor Detroit! 2023 01:18:42,969 --> 01:18:43,969 - Excuse me. 2024 01:18:43,970 --> 01:18:45,096 - What the... 2025 01:18:45,097 --> 01:18:45,930 What the heck's going on? 2026 01:18:52,270 --> 01:18:53,562 - Hi, Mom. 2027 01:18:53,563 --> 01:18:54,773 Oh, oh, oh, oh! 2028 01:18:56,983 --> 01:18:59,402 - I just saw someone we know. 2029 01:18:59,403 --> 01:19:00,195 Boys. 2030 01:19:14,251 --> 01:19:18,713 - How are the hors d'oeuvres? 2031 01:19:18,714 --> 01:19:20,256 - Mezzo mezzo. 2032 01:19:20,257 --> 01:19:22,425 - I'm so glad you could join us, Cliff. 2033 01:19:22,426 --> 01:19:25,554 - Thanks, I'm so glad I could make it. 2034 01:19:27,305 --> 01:19:28,222 - Hey, Fruit Cup. 2035 01:19:28,223 --> 01:19:29,348 - Yes, I'll have one, thank you. 2036 01:19:29,349 --> 01:19:31,517 - No, I mean you, Fruit Cup. 2037 01:19:31,518 --> 01:19:34,062 Mom wants to see you right now. 2038 01:19:37,065 --> 01:19:38,482 - Uh, ladies and gentlemen. 2039 01:19:40,610 --> 01:19:43,154 Uh, please, your attention. 2040 01:19:43,155 --> 01:19:44,948 Your attention please. 2041 01:19:45,907 --> 01:19:50,745 Faculty and alumni of Monroe College and guests, 2042 01:19:50,746 --> 01:19:53,998 tonight is a very special night for the college. 2043 01:19:53,999 --> 01:19:56,041 - He's introducing him before the entree. 2044 01:19:56,042 --> 01:19:59,044 - And uh, to explain why, I'll introduce 2045 01:19:59,045 --> 01:20:01,046 our distinguished guest of honor, 2046 01:20:01,047 --> 01:20:04,383 himself an alumnus of Monroe, a philanthropist, 2047 01:20:04,384 --> 01:20:05,217 Doctor of Humane Letters... 2048 01:20:05,218 --> 01:20:06,135 - Hi, there. 2049 01:20:06,136 --> 01:20:08,053 - And Chief Executive Officer and Chairman 2050 01:20:08,054 --> 01:20:10,264 of Rousehorn Consolidated Industries, 2051 01:20:10,265 --> 01:20:12,558 Mr. Harmon Rousehorn. 2052 01:20:16,813 --> 01:20:18,731 - You introduced him before the entree. 2053 01:20:18,732 --> 01:20:19,565 - Excuse me, excuse me. 2054 01:20:19,566 --> 01:20:23,068 - And our friend, our colleague... 2055 01:20:23,069 --> 01:20:24,571 Look out, watch it! 2056 01:20:45,258 --> 01:20:46,467 - Hey, Doctor, what's happening, baby? 2057 01:20:46,468 --> 01:20:47,301 What's moving out there? 2058 01:20:47,302 --> 01:20:49,261 - Oh, sweetheart, I'm so proud of you! 2059 01:20:49,262 --> 01:20:51,680 - It is imperative that we leave these premises immediately. 2060 01:20:51,681 --> 01:20:52,515 - Why? 2061 01:20:52,516 --> 01:20:53,849 - But the party's just getting started. 2062 01:20:53,850 --> 01:20:54,683 - Man, what's the matter? 2063 01:20:54,684 --> 01:20:55,768 Why do we have to leave, huh? 2064 01:20:55,769 --> 01:20:56,602 - Mom! 2065 01:20:56,603 --> 01:20:57,937 - Mom? 2066 01:20:57,938 --> 01:20:58,771 - That's why. 2067 01:20:58,772 --> 01:20:59,605 - Mom? 2068 01:20:59,606 --> 01:21:00,481 - Well, who do you think? 2069 01:21:00,482 --> 01:21:02,983 No one starts this party without me. 2070 01:21:02,984 --> 01:21:04,527 Get the son of a bitch! 2071 01:21:18,917 --> 01:21:21,836 - Look out, Doctor on call! 2072 01:21:21,837 --> 01:21:23,546 Emergency house call! 2073 01:21:23,547 --> 01:21:24,421 Emergency! 2074 01:21:24,422 --> 01:21:25,840 Doctor on call! 2075 01:21:28,677 --> 01:21:29,553 - Look out! 2076 01:21:30,679 --> 01:21:32,389 Out of the way, move! 2077 01:21:35,350 --> 01:21:36,142 - Oh, oh! 2078 01:21:37,519 --> 01:21:40,229 - I'm gonna kick your ass! 2079 01:21:41,064 --> 01:21:42,439 - I warn you, I'm a chiropractor! 2080 01:21:42,440 --> 01:21:44,859 I will use my skill negatively. 2081 01:21:44,860 --> 01:21:46,277 There are radioactive isotopes in this bag, 2082 01:21:46,278 --> 01:21:47,111 stay away! 2083 01:21:47,112 --> 01:21:48,320 - You're dead! 2084 01:21:48,321 --> 01:21:49,446 - You're mine, Detroit! 2085 01:21:49,447 --> 01:21:51,240 You're mine! 2086 01:21:53,118 --> 01:21:54,994 En garde, madame! 2087 01:21:54,995 --> 01:21:59,456 I have you now at a supreme disadvantage 2088 01:21:59,457 --> 01:22:01,251 - Like hell, you have! 2089 01:22:03,670 --> 01:22:05,254 - Hey, you're crazy! 2090 01:22:05,255 --> 01:22:06,422 - I'll stick him! 2091 01:22:06,423 --> 01:22:08,215 - Are you nuts? 2092 01:22:08,216 --> 01:22:11,927 - And now, in closing, I'd like to present to you 2093 01:22:11,928 --> 01:22:15,973 on behalf of Rousehorn Consolidated Industries, 2094 01:22:15,974 --> 01:22:18,434 this meager endowment. 2095 01:22:21,730 --> 01:22:23,689 - I'm so nervous! 2096 01:22:23,690 --> 01:22:25,816 Clifford should be here. 2097 01:22:25,817 --> 01:22:28,235 Well, uh, this is a uh... 2098 01:22:28,236 --> 01:22:29,987 This is a great, great day for-- 2099 01:22:34,951 --> 01:22:36,578 - I defy you, woman! 2100 01:22:49,257 --> 01:22:50,050 Yeah! 2101 01:22:54,262 --> 01:22:58,224 - Excuse me, excuse me, this is a private party! 2102 01:22:59,225 --> 01:23:00,059 Who... 2103 01:23:00,060 --> 01:23:01,770 Who are these people? 2104 01:23:03,271 --> 01:23:05,648 - 500 on the Doctor, huh? 2105 01:23:07,901 --> 01:23:11,278 - Excuse me, excuse me, this is a private party. 2106 01:23:22,082 --> 01:23:23,290 - It's Clifford! 2107 01:23:23,291 --> 01:23:24,750 - Oh my God, no. 2108 01:23:24,751 --> 01:23:26,628 - Yes, Mother, it's me. 2109 01:23:29,547 --> 01:23:30,381 Aha! 2110 01:23:30,382 --> 01:23:31,174 Ha ha! 2111 01:23:43,228 --> 01:23:44,979 - Okay, finish me. 2112 01:23:44,980 --> 01:23:46,230 I'm not afraid to die, go ahead. 2113 01:23:46,231 --> 01:23:49,483 - And I am fortunate in battle and merciful in victory. 2114 01:23:49,484 --> 01:23:51,902 Madame, I'll let the room decide. 2115 01:23:51,903 --> 01:23:54,363 My good people, what'll it be? 2116 01:23:54,364 --> 01:23:55,407 - No! 2117 01:23:57,575 --> 01:23:58,784 - So be it! 2118 01:23:58,785 --> 01:24:00,411 You're finished in this town, Mom. 2119 01:24:00,412 --> 01:24:03,205 Through, banished, exiled in your community. 2120 01:24:03,206 --> 01:24:05,499 Ladies and gentlemen, the Doctor is a compassionate man! 2121 01:24:05,500 --> 01:24:07,251 Throw this trash bag out 2122 01:24:07,252 --> 01:24:09,670 and never let her darken Cook County again. 2123 01:24:14,217 --> 01:24:15,843 - Shut up! 2124 01:24:15,844 --> 01:24:16,636 My arm! 2125 01:24:18,388 --> 01:24:19,930 You'll pay for this, do you hear me? 2126 01:24:19,931 --> 01:24:22,434 I'll be back! 2127 01:24:26,146 --> 01:24:27,646 - My good people, I pray, 2128 01:24:27,647 --> 01:24:30,942 a moment of your attention here, please! 2129 01:24:31,985 --> 01:24:33,778 - One million dollars! 2130 01:24:35,113 --> 01:24:36,613 And I thought you were cheap! 2131 01:24:36,614 --> 01:24:38,115 I didn't mean... 2132 01:24:38,116 --> 01:24:40,200 - Clifford, you've made us so proud. 2133 01:24:40,201 --> 01:24:42,619 - I thank you, sir, and the college thanks you 2134 01:24:42,620 --> 01:24:44,455 and my parents thank you. 2135 01:24:44,456 --> 01:24:48,417 And the Doctor thanks you. 2136 01:24:48,418 --> 01:24:50,961 But the Doctor is no more. 2137 01:24:51,838 --> 01:24:55,466 He existed only to banish an evil presence. 2138 01:24:55,467 --> 01:24:56,884 And let it be known to all here 2139 01:24:56,885 --> 01:24:59,219 that the damsels whom Mom would have held captive 2140 01:24:59,220 --> 01:25:00,013 are free. 2141 01:25:01,097 --> 01:25:04,767 My ladies Karen, Thelma, Monica, Jasmine, 2142 01:25:04,768 --> 01:25:06,769 you are beholden to none. 2143 01:25:06,770 --> 01:25:09,521 And Diavolo, my trusted comrade, 2144 01:25:09,522 --> 01:25:11,899 perhaps we may ride again. 2145 01:25:11,900 --> 01:25:13,942 For whenever intimidation and injustice 2146 01:25:13,943 --> 01:25:16,862 vie with decency and honor, let the Doctors arise, 2147 01:25:16,863 --> 01:25:18,405 and arise they must. 2148 01:25:18,406 --> 01:25:20,824 For within every one of us, there is a Doctor, 2149 01:25:20,825 --> 01:25:23,327 a dormant Doctor, a supreme arbitrator, 2150 01:25:23,328 --> 01:25:24,828 who can be summoned to intervene 2151 01:25:24,829 --> 01:25:27,790 when crises threaten the stabilities and well beings 2152 01:25:27,791 --> 01:25:29,500 of our heartlands. 2153 01:25:32,420 --> 01:25:33,713 Now let's party! 2154 01:25:41,846 --> 01:25:44,681 - I have endowed a madman. 2155 01:25:44,682 --> 01:25:46,059 Why couldn't I... 2156 01:25:46,935 --> 01:25:49,144 Why couldn't I have gone to Yale? 2157 01:25:49,145 --> 01:25:51,146 Or Syracuse, even? 2158 01:25:51,147 --> 01:25:53,148 - Why don't you tell me about it? 2159 01:25:53,149 --> 01:25:55,192 What's wrong, huh? 2160 01:25:59,364 --> 01:26:04,327 ♪ There's gonna be a big affair tonight ♪ 2161 01:26:07,413 --> 01:26:12,335 ♪ We made it through and everything's all right ♪ 2162 01:26:15,338 --> 01:26:20,260 ♪ When times were rough and everyone feels down ♪ 2163 01:26:23,263 --> 01:26:28,226 ♪ Don't you give up just turn the thing around hey ♪ 2164 01:26:31,521 --> 01:26:35,315 ♪ Just lay back and set your mind at ease ♪ 2165 01:26:35,316 --> 01:26:39,570 ♪ Call your friends and grab your old main squeeze ♪ 2166 01:26:39,571 --> 01:26:43,490 ♪ Get it on and have a party ♪ 2167 01:26:43,491 --> 01:26:47,286 ♪ Tonight yeah ♪ 2168 01:26:47,287 --> 01:26:51,248 ♪ Get it on and have a party ♪ 2169 01:26:51,249 --> 01:26:52,374 ♪ Tonight ♪ 2170 01:26:52,375 --> 01:26:53,334 - Mazel tov! 2171 01:27:18,651 --> 01:27:20,736 ♪ Don't lose your head ♪ 2172 01:27:20,737 --> 01:27:25,658 ♪ When everyone's uptight ♪ 2173 01:27:26,701 --> 01:27:28,577 ♪ If you stay cool ♪ 2174 01:27:28,578 --> 01:27:33,541 ♪ You'll always win the fight ♪ 2175 01:27:34,626 --> 01:27:36,585 ♪ Just when you think ♪ 2176 01:27:36,586 --> 01:27:41,549 ♪ There's nothing left to do no ♪ 2177 01:27:42,592 --> 01:27:44,426 ♪ You'll find the cure ♪ 2178 01:27:44,427 --> 01:27:49,390 ♪ Right there inside of you ♪ 2179 01:27:50,808 --> 01:27:54,603 ♪ Tonight's the night for us to twist and shout ♪ 2180 01:27:54,604 --> 01:27:58,941 ♪ Let down your hair and let it all hang out woo ♪ 2181 01:27:58,942 --> 01:28:01,693 ♪ Get it on and have a party ♪ 2182 01:28:01,694 --> 01:28:06,573 ♪ Hey tonight yeah ♪ 2183 01:28:06,574 --> 01:28:10,577 ♪ Get it on and have a party ♪ 2184 01:28:10,578 --> 01:28:12,956 ♪ Tonight mm ♪ 2185 01:28:30,765 --> 01:28:35,728 ♪ Get it on party yeah ♪ 2186 01:28:38,523 --> 01:28:40,357 ♪ Get it on ♪ 2187 01:28:40,358 --> 01:28:43,987 ♪ Have a party tonight yeah ♪ 2188 01:29:02,547 --> 01:29:07,510 ♪ Oh yeah get it on tonight ♪ 2189 01:29:10,221 --> 01:29:12,264 ♪ Get it on ♪ 2190 01:29:12,265 --> 01:29:15,893 ♪ Have a party tonight yeah ♪ 2191 01:29:33,953 --> 01:29:37,748 ♪ Tonight's the night for us to twist and shout ♪ 2192 01:29:37,749 --> 01:29:42,711 ♪ Let down your hair and let it all hang out woo ♪ 2193 01:29:42,712 --> 01:29:45,922 ♪ Hey yeah ♪ 2194 01:29:45,923 --> 01:29:49,801 ♪ Tonight ♪ 2195 01:29:49,802 --> 01:29:53,805 ♪ Get it on and have a party hey yeah ♪ 2196 01:29:53,806 --> 01:29:55,933 ♪ tonight ♪ 146841