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Previously on Winx Club.

I'm afraid my decision is final. You, Brandon, will become my husband. This

can't be happening to me.

Once you give me a kiss, the engagement will become official.

Come here. No! Stay away from me!

I'm not going to marry you ever!

You got that?

Oh, yes, you will.

It's the pixies.

Hey, you guys.

These are my new friends.

Oh, you're so beautiful.

And you're so adorable.

Hi, I'm like the pixie of Florida.

They're bonding, which means they're sort of becoming like soulmates.

Guys, this is nice and all, but what about Brandon?

We need a plan. You want a plan? I'll tell you what the plan is. I'm going in

there, smacking her around and taking my man back.

Nobody is going to steal my boyfriend.

But if we come up with a battle plan, we'll have a much better chance of

success.

Stella, we're hugely outnumbered and you three don't have your powers.

So what?

Why don't we just sit here for a sec and think about how we'll pull this off?

She's not even listening to me.

I'll talk to her.

Hey, Stella.

We're not going to stop and we don't have any time to lose.

Okay, somebody just needs to explain logically why we can't rush in there

like hotheads. Digit's right.

Listen, Stella. The third rule of tactics states very clearly that emotion

is the enemy of victory.

I'm going in!

Okay, you can come or you can stay.

Amore, I do not envy you being bonded with her.

Oh, I think she's the best.

No more grooming.

Please, we have to take you to the queen and get her approval.

The eyebrow plucking really wiped him out.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most flawless of them all?

Me, me, me.

Your Majesty, we have completed Brandon's pre-wedding perfection ritual.

Good.

So he's been de-germed? Yes, Your Majesty.

His pores have been unclogged and his toenails cut to the exact same length?

Yes, but you should know that we measured his arms and the left one is

one millimeter longer.

But that's normal.

He's almost perfect.

There is no such thing as almost perfect.

Everything in life is either perfect or imperfect.

And imperfection is utterly, I can't believe the only... Is that clear,

gentlemen? Yes.

I guess I'm not suitable for you.

Um... Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm sure the perfect guy is out there.

Huh?

Wait, I'm not perfect.

Your arm can be fixed.

I'll take care of it right now.

A little stretching should do the trick.

I won't get married until I'm 30.

That's old.

There's a realm in the eastern magical dimension where the concept of marriage

doesn't even exist.

I don't see why people need marriage.

I'm not getting married. What about you?

Oh, I don't know. I always thought royalty had to get married. You know,

kind of like a requirement.

I'm going to get married when I'm 25, and Vera Wan will design my wedding

dress. The whole kingdom of Solaria will be invited.

Bloom and Layla, you'll be two of my bridesmaids.

Oh, that's great.

Hey,

this is it.

Bleak, isn't it?

I've seen Knights of Realms.

It's in desperate need of a little color. If I could just... Oh, well, it's

not my kingdom.

Quiet! One of their guards is coming!

Everybody,

keep the noise down!

All right, come on, follow me!

Use this.

dizzy, but I think I'm going to be alright.

It's gonna be bad.

Here in Downland, husbands are only second in the pecking order to me.

I feel for you, man.

I feel for you.

Thanks, buddy.

I never thought things would end up like this for me.

Life is twisted.

Yep. One day you're going on a routine mission.

You're just there to support your girlfriend.

And the next day you're engaged.

Life's over.

That's it. I'm getting out of this realm. There's gotta be a way out of

here.

There isn't.

I've tried.

They are ready for you to make your entrance.

What did I do to deserve this? The bride's mother will walk you down the

aisle. Here comes Her Majesty.

Don't let her step on your toe.

I'm so delighted to finally meet the man who's going to tend to my daughter's

every need.

Look at you. You could use a little meat on your bone.

This is going to be bad.

I'll put you on my secret weight gain diet, but we'll control your weight so

it's always an even number.

That's crucial.

A mentor can't stand odd numbers.

Welcome to the family.

I'm glad I'm not him.

Chop, chop. The sooner you're married, the sooner you can start serving a

mentor. Oh, boy. Hope you can clean or you're in for it.

Welcome to Queen Amentia's wedding.

You'd better make my daughter happy.

Oh, I'm sure I will.

Because you know if you don't, we'll eat you for dinner, right?

For real?

Oh, absolutely.

right about that.

There's one thing I can't stand. It's heartbreak. I'm so thirsty.

Because you cried so much you're dehydrated.

I lost my one true love. My one and only soul mate.

She's getting married.

That's her.

The queen?

Yes. I'm going to help you solve this problem.

Smells it will seek out his or her true love.

I never knew love could hurt this much.

Every muscle in my body is aching. Hey, where are you going?

Bring the blossom.

Look at this.

Look. Hmm?

So did you triple check every single rose?

No, we'll pit paddle. Let's take it to the queen.

Leave rise and tuck in your shirt.

Presenting the incredibly immaculate, positively pristine, and perfectly

perfect queen of...

All I ever wanted to be was a simple squad.

back on his feet.

Downlanders, we're gathered here today to celebrate our queen.

Brandon, you may now say the vow that Queen Amentia requested.

I promise perfection, cleanliness, and order always.

Marriage is a union where the man worships the woman, where he commits to

serve her.

He commits to love her, comfort her, cook for her, and bestow upon her his

heart's deepest devotion.

If anyone objects, speak now or forever hold your peace.

I object!

Not you. You're not even supposed to talk.

The groom forgets that men should be seen and not heard.

He's so cute.

Moving on.

The groom will pledge his eternal love for the bride. Please bring to the altar

the devotion bouquet and the ring.

Huh? Huh?

They're dead.

Let's go!

Stella!

What is going on? Are they upwellers? Oh, Stella.

Don't do it, buddy! Don't let them make you do it!

Take those intruders to the snake pit. No!

They're my guests.

Generally, the groom is not allowed to have guests. But we can put them in the

back row as long as they remain quiet.

And make sure you don't let them eat any of the hors d'oeuvres.

No, don't do it, babe.

These rings are tokens of your love, symbols of your unity.

With these rings, we will seal the wedding.

Brandon, I love you, Snookum.

I love you, Stella.

I'm sorry.

Do you, Queen Amentia, accept this man as your husband?

Yes, I do. No!

It can't be!

Do you, Queen Amentia, accept this man as your husband?

Yes, I do.

No! It can't be!

These flowers, they smell so good.

Hey, guys, that's one of Amore's soulmate blossoms.

Look!

I've never felt like this before. I have to find my true love.

Where is my soulmate?

Soulmate? What's he talking about?

Don't be upset, Brandon.

I'm sure the blonde will take you back.

Go get responses. This is your chance.

I must find him. Where is my love?

He's there.

He's just a sentry. The queen can't marry him. She's the queen. She can

marry whoever she wants.

Hey, Brandon, there's true love waiting for you, too.

What a lovely day.

Yeah.

I'm going to write you a note here.

Hey, Brandon, what's in these bottles?

It's Downlander Courage Brew. It was an apology gift from Sponsor.

This is from the Royal Potion Maker.

I'm sorry I took your bride.

Take that brew whenever you need courage. Should he keep any for himself?

It seems like if he's going to survive that marriage, he's going to need

courage brew every day.

Did you clean the pool?

Yes, dear. Did you scrub the floor? Yes, dear. Did you cut your toenails? Yes,

dear. Oh, I love you.

Sonic

has

the green em-

Monkeys, Eggman, and Chaos on a jungle planet for Sonic and the gang.

It's an all-new Sonic X, coming up next.

G.I. Joe Sigma-6. Duke, team leader.

Snake Eyes, ninja commando. Heavy duty, artillery master.

And we need you, too. Report for duty to G.I. Joe Sigma-6. All new, later this

morning.