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Thank you.

So we're already lost.

That's because you're not helping me at all. I'm following the map, following

the map. I didn't know you were such an expert reading maps.

Do you want to go somewhere? Of course, that's what you want. I should do

everything. I'm driving, reading the map. I'll fuck your dick at the same

time if you want to.

Woo-hoo!

Fuck off, you bitches!

You little sluts!

Let the biggest sluts on the highway think over!

Although you won't be one any more for long, right? I'm getting married!

I'm not becoming a nun.

Give me that.

Bath?

Go on then.

Very good.

We're here.

Great!

Do you know what's the matter?

No, I don't know what's happening. I don't know what I'm looking at. Let's go

then. I have no fucking idea of mechanics. Let's do it, man. Don't

stress me out, okay? The hotel can't be that far away. And leave everything

here? Call the tow truck. What do we do then? God, why are you always negative

about everything?

I don't even know what we're doing here, Marga. I had stuff to do this weekend

for God's sake. You always have things to do on the weekends. Never anything

with me. You make it sound like we don't even see each other. We've been together

for 15 years. Christ.

Are you going to the hotel? Yeah.

Margot, where are you going?

We're going to wait for someone, right?

I'm leaving. You do whatever you want. And you're leaving me here with all this

shit?

This is the first time I'm going on a blind date, you know.

Well, it's not actually. The truth is that I've had a couple, but not through

the internet.

I think this is the first time I'm going to fuck.

Oh, sorry, well, you understand.

I haven't seen him, but I don't know. Well, I guess I will fuck him. And do

you two have a date, too?

Oh, sorry, I don't want to be too nosy, you know, but you two together, what...

Don't worry, we're married.

Ah, I didn't see the ring before.

Usually I don't notice that kind of thing, you know.

You ask a lot of questions, don't you?

I don't usually notice that kind of thing.

Not because, uh, not because I don't want to get married, you know. I would

like to get married, not just yet, though, but the problem is that I

haven't found the man that I'm really, you know, that's the man that's for me,

you know.

Check in, check out.

Look,

there's a costume booth Saturday night.

I'll go as a whore.

If you're looking for the receptionist, she's not going to come.

How do you know that?

No, I can't.

I should have put more soda in it. Let me see.

Or left gin.

Baby! How are we going to get into the room?

If you don't mind looking, there's the list and the keys.

Take your keys yourself.

Okay, I'll get them. Okay, let's go.

Mmm.

It's so good.

Baby, I already told you this hotel is fantastic.

Great. Fuck.

Hello?

Hello? Hey, you can take your key yourself. Where do I have to look?

The list. There's everything there.

Here?

Room 104.

Excuse me.

I'm waiting for someone.

It's our first date.

I wouldn't like to meet her friend the first time in the room.

I think it would be uncomfortable.

You know what I mean?

Of course.

Let me suggest our barters.

They do the most fucking incredible gin tonics.

I mean, exquisite.

Then, that way, that way. Go straight down the hallway. Yeah, that's it. Go

on, go on, go on. Straight on, go straight on. That's it. Thank you very

much. First of all, I'd like to leave this stuff in my room.

I don't know why we always have to come to the same place.

That's because it's where you always want to go. Well, you haven't proposed

to go anywhere else.

Do you want to go somewhere else, my love?

But I'd like it if you at least showed some interest in it.

What a beautiful hotel.

It's really nice you come to this place even when you're already married.

Yes, yes.

When I get married, I would love to come back here. Or when I meet another guy. I

don't know.

Whatever comes first.

I wish he would take me here.

My boyfriend showed the hotel.

He has a good taste, right?

Well, actually, he's not my boyfriend. I met him in a chat room and all that. We

talked about the typical stuff. Where do you live? Where do you work? Shall we

make a fuck date?

Oops! What are you going to think of me?

Well, it's not actually.

In the chat room, he went by the name of Phoenix.

Beautiful name, right? I call myself Black Kitten.

Meow.

I'll wait for you in the bath. See you next week.

Have you ever felt the rain?

Have you ever drank pain?

Do you run or stand and face the world?

You wouldn't look at me.

You wouldn't stare.

I can't imagine, cause you weren't there.

Why are you looking at me?

You look confused.

Yes, it's more beautiful than I could think of. The whole hotel is incredible.

With Marcus?

Well, you know, as usual. As cold as he always is.

I don't know if he's not attracted to me anymore or what.

If I don't get laid here, then I don't know what to do. Seriously.

Okay, then. I've got to hang up. He's coming out.

Big kisses.

Yes, yes. He's sending you kisses, too. Bye. Bye.

Do you like this place? It's so beautiful.

And you don't have anything better to do than read the newspaper?

Fuck. I'm not going to stay here wasting my time.

Where are you going?

I don't know. To do a walkabout. In the advertisement it said that there were

pools and gardens.

Wait.

The nuptial suite.

Interesting combination of color, shapes, and aromas.

It's quite a modern hotel, not quite what we're used to, but nonetheless

enchanting.

Sometimes the most humble things are enchanting, my dear.

Yes, but not always, that's for sure.

But I'm with you precisely for that reason, my love, to make the simple

extraordinary.

Thank you.

103, the presidential suite.

Uh-huh.

What's happening, dear?

Nothing you can fix.

I'm Sarah Matteo calling from room 103.

I have a problem with the room's cleanliness.

I'm so sorry. I apologize, Miss Matteo. I'll send you a cleaner immediately.

Very good.

Okay.

I want to end this relaxation session right now.

in 104.

The Nuptial Suite

my whole life from hotel to hotel to here.

Let's do it then.

Are we going to the pool?

Yeah. Let's see if we can find someone to get off with.

Oh, you're always thinking about the same thing, huh?

That's because we're like snails.

Horny, slimy, and filthy.

Honey,

could you hand me the bikini that's on the bed, please?

Okay. I'm stopping for a while. I don't know how this tiny machine works.

It's very fun, though.

Oh, the water feels so good, for God's sake.

Bikini.

How is it in there?

Here you go.

Here you go.

Oh, oh, oh.

Hey, hello. Wake up.

Hey, wake up. Are you ready?

Hey, see ya.

But what the fuck?

Excuse me, but this is my lounger.

And that's my drink.

Or at least a bottle.

You're that piece of arse you saw earlier, right? I prefer to be called

Cesar. Oh, come on. Tell me in which room you're in and I'll call you

whatever you want.

Thanks, but I'm waiting for someone. Oh, yes? And these are my glasses.

You're waiting for a guy or a girl?

Tell me.

I don't think it's your business to know that. Frankly, I don't care.

I like the meat as much as I like clam.

And if you want to drink, here, take it.

She's just fooling around. She's not really such a slut.

I heard you, bitch.

And to your information, I'm a slut.

In the presidential suite.

What are you looking at?

If you're done cleaning, you can go flirt somewhere else. Come on, cutie

pie. That's not true.

Not true, my ass. I saw you. I hope I don't have to call you out again. Let's

see if you've learned my lesson.

Room 104.

Thank you.

Hey, girl, why aren't you swimming?

I'm so happy sunbathing.

I'm going to miss you, my girl.

It's easy, then. Don't get married and go and live far away. We haven't ever

been apart since we've known each other.

Except that last year when we both liked the same guy, right?

Yeah, of course. We made a pact that neither would go out with him.

The truth is that I didn't honor the pact, you know.

I didn't either.

You whore!

He was the bastard fucking his birth at the same time.

Well, that wouldn't have been cool.

What? You know, a threesome.

With you? No.

Why? Am I that ugly and old?

You know it's not that.

If I had to get down with a girl, you know you would be her.

But no.

Done.

What do you mean?

That if you have to get down with a girl someday, it will be with me.

I'm going to freshen up.

You shut up. Yeah, yeah.

Go freshen up.

You're going to need it.

Hi. Are you okay?

I heard a noise.

Hey. Hey, I heard a thump.

Hi, are you okay?

Hello?

Don't worry.

You don't have to come in, he's going to kill you.

I've made a mistake.

That it would seem.

Open.

Open it.

You

see

what you've done, bitch?

No, I... I gave the owner 300 euros to send us an open guy. I promise.

Well, it looks like you weren't clear enough.

Do it right this time.

Yes, room 103?

One hour later, in the hotel kitchen.

Miss Andrea?

What? You called?

Room 103 called and told me they weren't happy with your services, okay? But I

haven't been there yet.

What are you waiting for? I gave you 100 euros for that. Okay, okay.

Look, she's a very special client.

Do whatever she asks you to do. Got it?

What is she going to ask me to do?

I don't know. You gotta go with the flow.

It won't be that hard. Come on.

Hey, stop by the bar first and fill me up. Go ahead.

Pain.

Today has been a rough day.

Shit.

What room number did she say?

103 or 104?

I think it's...

I fell asleep. I'm sorry for being late.

I had so much stuff to do. Also, I didn't know what to expect.

Shh.

You don't have to apologize.

What matters is that you're here, Phoenix.

You don't mind me calling you Phoenix.

I like it. Your wishes are my commands.

103.

More pain.

Room 104.

Barca's playing.

Are you telling me that we've come here to watch football?

This isn't football. It's Barca, dear. I don't care if it's the fucking queen.

We're not watching TV today.

Hmm. Give me the black bag next to the suitcase.

What is this?

Don't open it.

God damn it. I'm sorry.

Don't worry.

It was a surprise.

It doesn't matter.

Everything is going wrong. Come on.

Turn around.

Be quiet and don't move.

All right.

Can I look now?

No.

Everything okay?

Yeah, everything okay. Don't even try and look.

You can look now.

I had bought it for you. Do you like it?

Half an hour later

When

the weatherman brings the rain I have to find my winter

coat again The summer sun is getting cooler

The autumn wind is getting crueler, but I'm ready.

The skies are bound to change.

When the storm clouds come, I'm ready out of the rain.

Might get wet.

When the weatherman brings the rain, I have

found my winter coat again.

The summer sun is getting cooler.

The autumn wind is getting cooler. But I'm ready.

In room 103.

I'm some cheap whore or something. Please.

Do you accept credit card?

Of course.

Thank you.

Oh. Oh.

with Miss Matteo?

Yeah, for the moment.

I really hope she's satisfied.

She's a very demanding client.

You... Are you satisfied?

Yeah. She's good yet.

Perfect. Then take a bottle of champagne to room 101.

Let's go.

And in the afterlife...

Baby, what am I going to do when you're gone? I'm going to be all alone. You're

not going to be all alone.

You're going to be with Valeria, Fabian, Andrea and the whole basketball team.

I know, but you know that it's not going to be the same without you.

I know. It won't be the same for me either.

Frankly, I don't know how you can be so calm with all the stuff you're going to

have to deal with from now on.

A husband, children, a dog, a house, and you're so young.

Can I confess something?

Tell me.

I'm very frightened.

Really? I don't believe you.

This is the only way to convince myself that I'm doing the right thing, making

others believe it. And how do you know that it's the right thing to do?

It's my dream. It's what I've always wanted. A house, a dog, kids, husband,

you know, the whole deal. The truth is that I think dreams are nothing but

fantasies. Whoever told you that dreams don't become reality?

I?

Don't you remember about Pedro?

I followed him around for ages trying to fuck him, and when I finally did, I felt

nothing.

And Manuel, and Juan, and Javier, and Niola.

Noelia, you're a bit weird, aren't you?

I'm not weird, baby. I'm just a bit curious.

And kinky, too. You were like that before, huh?

And you weren't.

Don't you remember you asked me to teach you how to kiss?

That's different.

You were older than me, and you had more experience.

Older, but that turned you on, right?

No way.

I couldn't imagine that.

Well, in my case, it turned me on.

Fuck. Another one finished. For God's sake.

Go to hell!

Hey!

One day you're going to hit someone. Who am I going to hit? Am I going to hit a

squirrel?

Oh, at last. More champagne.

Follow my lead. We're in the rooftop. Come here. Come here. Follow my lead.

What are you going to do?

Fuck!

You ordered champagne?

Yes, so what?

And now that you're here, can you do a personal favor for both of us?

Well, the truth is, I've had a very stressful day, but... Stop it, stop it,

stop it! What are you doing?

What are you doing? I don't know. What am I doing?

Does asking you for a favor directly imply sex or what? Well, you would be

surprised at the strange kind of things that I get asked for at this hotel.

Well then, we're not interested in that kind of favor.

What then?

Well, my friend Laura, sitting here and I, we wanted to ask you a simple

question.

Which one is the hottest one of the two?

Cheers.

Motherfucker, he didn't even think twice about it.

That's your fault for being such a hussy. Oh, come on. I'm sure he's half

gay.

What the fuck?

Don't complain. Yeah, yeah, very funny.

Second place isn't bad at all.

Room 104.

The princess awakens.

Mysterious kid.

Come on, I'm going to talk with the manager immediately.

I'm not going to be treated like a fool. You know how I hate that. Yes, my dear.

Then let's go.

Good morning.

I'm going to complain about that too.

Just the one I'm looking for. I'm going to talk with your boss immediately.

There's no remedy. They're all crazy.

and you weren't there.

I'll wait for you in the pool.

Black kitten.

Meow.

At least she's still here.

I'm so fucking hungry.

I don't blame you. What a night we had yesterday.

Is that a complaint? Oh, no way.

I didn't know that you liked them.

Liked what?

You know, perversions.

Well, calling it that doesn't sound that good. Well, you're a king... To be

sincere, I didn't know about that.

This afternoon we could go horse riding or go for a walk to the river. I've

heard there are lots of romantic sights.

Well, let's start organizing the day because I'm getting tired of just

thinking about it.

I could sure ride a horse all day until I was exhausted.

Baby,

I can smell pussy.

What are you talking about?

It smells quite a lot.

Like someone is doing something other than having breakfast around here, huh?

Of course. I forgot you were so curious.

It's the unmistakable smell of a female on heat.

That intense aroma, deep, perturbing.

Delicious.

Come on, eat some and shut up.

What's wrong?

Are you getting turned on? Not at all. Not at all. Yeah, yeah.

I can smell you, huh?

Shut up or I'll change the table.

You excite me so much when you get so prudish. Shut up.

You smell me?

Don't look now. I think it's those sluts we saw on the highway yesterday.

You know who I mean?

Yes, of course.

How could you know if you haven't even looked at them?

Well, you told me not to turn around. Not to turn back suddenly.

How can you know who I'm talking about without turning back?

Yeah, yeah.

It's them.

They're going to regret coming here this weekend.

Have you two finished yet?

Yeah, it was great. Thank you.

Hello.

Hello.

How did you get me through?

Work is work.

I hope you won't fail me tonight, or I will have to ask for the 300 euros tip

back.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't worry, Miss Mateo. There'll be no problem

tonight.

That's what I expect.

What now?

What do you mean, what now?

You haven't met each other. How can you explain that?

Because I don't know her.

But she's the woman in room 103.

103? Of course.

I don't remember all the room numbers. You know I'm still new.

That has nothing to do with memorizing a shitty three-digit number.

Look, Pietro, don't fail me again. I'm warning you. You hear me, Pietro?

Got it. Don't worry, miss.

I won't fail you. 103, 103, 103. That's what I'm expecting.

Oh, you have to give me the 100 euros back. I think I heard 300.

Shipping costs.

Come on, beautiful.

Work starts now.

Sorry.

Hey, you there.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I only wanted to ask you the time. If I knew you were sleeping, I wouldn't have

said anything.

I wish I could go back in time.

Let's do this.

You pretend I didn't say anything, and you keep sleeping.

Although, that wouldn't be worth it now.

Since you're already awake, though, I don't have a better idea, really.

It's 12.30. Oh, it's so late.

This was all just a dream.

It's not working.

Well, see you later.

So good.

You like it? Of course.

You know, you left me burning with curiosity.

About what?

Your affair with Noelia.

And what do you want to know?

Seriously, did you get involved with her?

Yes, three times.

Yeah?

How was it?

Oh, not too good. She's fucking crazy.

I think she's done too many drugs.

No, I'm talking about it, the sex.

Ah, what do you want to know? That it's different than with a man, right?

Yes, it is.

It's different.

Very different.

It's special.

Fascinating.

To start with, we caress in a different way.

And we have a different touch.

Softer. Warmer.

More delicate.

Also, you know how many times we have to explain to a guy what we like?

And that's just the ones that speak up. And then there's if he understands or

not.

With a girl, you don't need to do it.

She already knows it.

You're born with it.

She hits the spot directly, straight to the point where you like it the most.

And when you're loving it, she keeps doing it more intensely, without

rushing it, because she doesn't have something between the legs to bury

somewhere.

She knows that afterwards, it will be her turn.

She touches you.

And you talk to her.

Sometimes at the same time.

this weekend. You're like a she-wolf in heat.

Oh, and you?

Come on, now it's your turn. Oh, yes.

I want a happy ending.

Come on, shut up.

Who am I? I don't know.

I can give you a clue.

Meow. Jessica?

Who's Jessica?

It's a joke. I know it was you. Do you want to meet tonight?

And why not now?

I'm working now. Working now?

Oh, yeah.

It's one of those role-playing games. And what should I be? An unsatisfied

client or a housekeeper?

Can I decide?

That unsatisfied client. Of course, if you like it, because it's your fantasy.

But when it's my turn, you're going to be Indiana Jones.

Don't you think it's amazing that we don't know each other a big deal and yet

we're talking freely about our fantasies?

I knew it.

I'm having very strong feelings about you, Cesar.

Oh?

Who's Cesar?

Oh, do you prefer me to call you Phoenix?

Well, I prefer you call me Pietro, but if you like Phoenix... Sure, I'll call

you whatever you want. If you want to be Pietro, then Pietro. What I didn't know

is that you were Italian. You're so quiet. Also in the chat room when you

can't hear the accent.

Don't fool around with me.

Is that another joke?

We've been talking for three days. Look here. I met you yesterday.

I don't understand anything.

I get it. You're just like all the others.

You promised the world, and after fucking, it's all over and done with.

That's why you weren't there this morning. That's why you didn't come to

the pool.

But don't you worry. I'm smart enough to know when someone doesn't want anything

to do with me.

Bye-bye.

Sir, you're Carol, right? Hi. What's up? How's the date going?

Very well. Could you come here for a moment?

Of course, yeah.

Hello. Hello, Marga.

How nice it is for you both to have dates, right?

Why are you married? I really love this, frankly. Sorry, can you sit down for a

moment? Yeah.

I wanted to ask you something.

Ask whatever you want. You can ask me anything.

What?

Do you think my wife is hot? Of course she's hot.

Perky tits, blonde hair. I love her, frankly, yeah. Yeah, that's the thing.

I have a secret.

Well, we have something a bit... You don't want anything?

Of course I want to.

A threesome, or will you just watch?

Tell me. Yeah, I'll just watch.

Such a perfect day. It's hard to believe.

It's only begun.

I couldn't come tonight. I had some problems. I'll wait for you in the bar.

See you there.

He didn't come? So who's the Italian?

The guy with the suit?

Fuck! Fuck!

That's such a strong smell of sex.

Hey there, handsome.

Do you want a glass of wine?

We stole it from the bar. No, thank you. I'm already drinking something.

Alone? Right now, yeah.

How is your date going?

Well, frankly, the truth is I don't know yet.

How's that?

I... It's a blind date and we haven't met yet.

But you've been here for two days. Are you sure she has come? I think so. She

has been leaving me notes all weekend. Well, maybe it's destiny that doesn't

want you to meet.

To tell you the truth, I'm starting to think it's better this way.

Why so?

Can you give a cigarette?

No. But we're not going to tell anyone you know.

Tell me, tell me. I'm married.

See? Just what I was saying.

You're all a bunch of bastards. All without exception.

Let me explain. No, no, no, no. I'm going to explain it myself.

You live with her, but you do it for her. For you. For everyone. Come on.

I've heard enough.

No, no, no, no, no.

Bastard.

What a girl.

Bye-bye.

Black kitten?

Don't even dare to call me that.

Please don't hit me or throw stuff at me. I won't do that. You don't deserve

it. You're nothing more than a horny pig.

I haven't exactly been an angel, but at least I'm not married.

What do you care? Who are you? I'm me, black kitten. No, that's impossible.

Of course it's possible.

Who else am I going to be? The housekeeper?

I could be if I was wearing the uniform, but I don't wear it.

Also, they don't come to make the beds at these hours.

Unless you called her.

Have you called her?

For God's sake.

You are her. Of course I am me. I already told you that.

It can't be.

It can't be. Here we go. First I'm not, then I am, now I can't be again. Make

your mind up. You don't understand, Black Kitten. My date is a man.

What do you mean a man? A man. A guy. A gay guy.

Ah, ooh, yes.

Hit me hard.

Come here.

Are you all right?

It's great in here.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Can I ask you something?

Of course. What do you want to ask me?

What you did the other day at breakfast. I loved it.

You're insatiable.

What's wrong with you?

We're playing.

No, you're playing.

You're making me look like a hussy.

Don't you like it?

Are you stupid or what?

Marga!

Marga!

Marga!

Son of a bitch.

You see? That will happen to you if you get married.

You're so annoying with that.

I'm not annoying at all.

You are.

Let's get this straight.

If you thought that I was making grave mistakes in my life... No.

Wouldn't you try and stop me?

Are you calling my fiancé stupid?

No, I'm calling you stupid. You slapper.

What's happened?

I've lost an earring. Oh, go on, look for it.

Come here, you're going to pay for that.

Thank you.

Thank you.

No, stop it.

What's wrong?

I don't want it. You do want it. I can't do it.

What's stopping you from doing it?

I'm getting married.

Laura, don't get married.

Stop with that. It's not funny anymore.

I love you.

What?

I've been in love with you for years now.

You liar.

No.

No, it's not a lie.

Before I was happy to share you, but now I can't let you go away.

I'm sorry. No, Laura! Laura!

Laura!

Laura!

Baby Cake, I'm sorry.

I got too far into the character and I went overboard.

I should have known that everyone has their limit and that's fine.

But it's a two-person thing. Will you forgive me?

My nickname is very feminine, Black Kitten. It would be if it wasn't for the

fact that you used it in the gay chat room.

Don't cry.

Yes, sir, it is. My life is shit. There's nothing wrong.

Just shit.

Don't say that. I'm sure it isn't true. Oh, no?

Is there anything sadder than having a date with a guy who thinks that you're

another guy? I had a date with a guy that turned out to be a girl.

And that you're so desperate to find a partner that you fall in love with the

first person who says good morning to you? How about being married for five

years but having to meet with a guy from a chat room to find out that you're gay

or not? I'm pregnant, and I don't know who the father is. Oh, I'm sorry.

That's a lie.

I just hate losing.

Let's call it a draw.

Should we order a gallon of booze and get drunk?

Maybe you'll end up being my best friend.

I've never had a gay friend.

I don't know what to say.

Or talk to you about.

Fashion, boys, or... Football and cars? Really.

Start ordering the whiskey for now.

I don't know if I'm ready to have a gay friend.

Yes, hello?

Reception.

103. 103.

103.

103.

103.

I won't get it wrong this time.

I'm not paid enough for this.

Listen, I'll give you 100 euros more.

200 euros. 200 euros.

200 euros. 200 euros for what? Go and ask him.

I think I'll pass on it.

Wait.

Wait. 300.

400.

What should I do?

There's no sex. No, no, no. The sex part is fine with me, as long as you don't

hurt me.

Now, who's the bitch?

Who? Open your mouth, bitch.

Oh. Oh.

of whiskey later.

There's none left.

I couldn't drink anymore.

I could.

I'm gonna order some more.

Well, better not.

Better not.

Do you know what?

I wish I'd been a man.

One of those disgusting.

I mean, that the weekend had worked out all right.

I don't know your family, but I met you, and I think you deserve to be who

you are.

That's very, uh, touching.

I forgot about the gay friend thing.

Lucia? What?

What's wrong?

It's the costume ball.

Are you going to go?

Of course I am.

Are you mad at me, Lucia?

Lucia?

Please forgive me.

Lucia?

Lucia? Lucia?

God's sake.

Always laugh.

What's wrong?

Nothing. I think they're setting up an orgy.

My darling, I wanted to say I'm sorry.

I didn't understand that.

Let's go.

Where to?

To the orgy. Don't you want to go?

No, Marga.

I want to spend the night with you.

Party? Party.

You. What are you doing here?

Why are you following me?

I'm not following you. I'm just checking that you're alright.

You're tired of seeing me. Look.

I'm fine.

You don't have to do that. Do what?

This?

Or this?

Or this?

When's the problem if there's nothing going on between us?

Get out of the way. See how guys don't know how to touch?

Come on, Lucia, let's go and talk.

No, I'm fine right here.

Whatever, I'm out of here. Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Tony is going to come and get me.

What, that?

I thought it would be best.

Is that what you really want?

It's what I've always wanted, Lucia.

Do you understand?

They could have put in a big elevator.

Or at least a bellboy.

It's so unprofessional.

So see you next week, yeah?

Of course you will. You shouldn't move her lips from the glass to save her

life. What a joke of a place.

Would you like to go somewhere else this week, my love?

No.

Do you know what your sexuality is yet? It's just, I don't know yet.

Oh, my dear friend.

We've got to talk.

We'll talk some other time. No, right now.

Tony's on his way now. Tony can go to hell.

Lucia, you know that what happened isn't what I want. Why not?

Hal, dog, kids.

I can give you all that and more.

It wouldn't be the same.

Why not?

Yes, the gorgeous place.

The pool, the gardens, the bedrooms, the sex.

Yes.

Five. What am I saying?

Gotta go. He's coming.

Hi. Good afternoon.

Could I have the book, please? My sister sends kisses.

Yes, he sends them back. Just a minute.

Ciao.

Is the car fixed?

Yes, of course. Perfect.

Here are the keys.

It's all included in the bill. Thank you. Here you go.

Thank you.

See you later.

Bye. Oops, my mobile.

the stars.

The Lord may provide.

But tell me you're there for the welfare and feed us of life.

Shall we go?

Where to?

Does it matter?

No.

Bye.

Danger. Bitches at the wheel.

Dare to be colorful.

Dare to be honest and true to one another.

Dare to stay in love and be proud of yourself.

Dare to be different.

Dare to be wonderful.

Thank you.

Have to be wonderful.

Have to be happy.

Have to be colorful.

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