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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,880 --> 00:00:01,880 Thank you. 2 00:00:48,400 --> 00:00:49,540 So we're already lost. 3 00:00:51,380 --> 00:00:53,860 That's because you're not helping me at all. I'm following the map, following 4 00:00:53,860 --> 00:00:55,660 the map. I didn't know you were such an expert reading maps. 5 00:00:58,380 --> 00:01:00,760 Do you want to go somewhere? Of course, that's what you want. I should do 6 00:01:00,760 --> 00:01:03,580 everything. I'm driving, reading the map. I'll fuck your dick at the same 7 00:01:03,580 --> 00:01:04,580 time if you want to. 8 00:01:04,739 --> 00:01:06,860 Woo-hoo! 9 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:08,840 Fuck off, you bitches! 10 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:11,800 You little sluts! 11 00:01:13,660 --> 00:01:15,840 Let the biggest sluts on the highway think over! 12 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:23,740 Although you won't be one any more for long, right? I'm getting married! 13 00:01:25,870 --> 00:01:26,950 I'm not becoming a nun. 14 00:01:27,430 --> 00:01:28,430 Give me that. 15 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:31,590 Bath? 16 00:01:36,010 --> 00:01:37,010 Go on then. 17 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:39,750 Very good. 18 00:01:39,770 --> 00:01:40,770 We're here. 19 00:01:41,070 --> 00:01:42,070 Great! 20 00:01:45,490 --> 00:01:46,630 Do you know what's the matter? 21 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:50,560 No, I don't know what's happening. I don't know what I'm looking at. Let's go 22 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:53,620 then. I have no fucking idea of mechanics. Let's do it, man. Don't 23 00:01:53,620 --> 00:01:56,140 stress me out, okay? The hotel can't be that far away. And leave everything 24 00:01:56,140 --> 00:01:58,740 here? Call the tow truck. What do we do then? God, why are you always negative 25 00:01:58,740 --> 00:01:59,740 about everything? 26 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:03,560 I don't even know what we're doing here, Marga. I had stuff to do this weekend 27 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:05,680 for God's sake. You always have things to do on the weekends. Never anything 28 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,180 with me. You make it sound like we don't even see each other. We've been together 29 00:02:08,180 --> 00:02:09,240 for 15 years. Christ. 30 00:02:17,450 --> 00:02:18,850 Are you going to the hotel? Yeah. 31 00:02:20,370 --> 00:02:21,370 Margot, where are you going? 32 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:23,570 We're going to wait for someone, right? 33 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:26,930 I'm leaving. You do whatever you want. And you're leaving me here with all this 34 00:02:26,930 --> 00:02:27,930 shit? 35 00:02:31,450 --> 00:02:33,650 This is the first time I'm going on a blind date, you know. 36 00:02:34,210 --> 00:02:37,050 Well, it's not actually. The truth is that I've had a couple, but not through 37 00:02:37,050 --> 00:02:37,728 the internet. 38 00:02:37,730 --> 00:02:39,370 I think this is the first time I'm going to fuck. 39 00:02:40,330 --> 00:02:41,510 Oh, sorry, well, you understand. 40 00:02:41,730 --> 00:02:45,430 I haven't seen him, but I don't know. Well, I guess I will fuck him. And do 41 00:02:45,430 --> 00:02:46,430 you two have a date, too? 42 00:02:46,670 --> 00:02:50,270 Oh, sorry, I don't want to be too nosy, you know, but you two together, what... 43 00:02:50,270 --> 00:02:51,430 Don't worry, we're married. 44 00:02:51,930 --> 00:02:53,750 Ah, I didn't see the ring before. 45 00:02:54,030 --> 00:02:55,890 Usually I don't notice that kind of thing, you know. 46 00:02:57,350 --> 00:02:59,390 You ask a lot of questions, don't you? 47 00:02:59,750 --> 00:03:01,750 I don't usually notice that kind of thing. 48 00:03:02,090 --> 00:03:05,750 Not because, uh, not because I don't want to get married, you know. I would 49 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:08,410 like to get married, not just yet, though, but the problem is that I 50 00:03:08,410 --> 00:03:12,910 haven't found the man that I'm really, you know, that's the man that's for me, 51 00:03:13,030 --> 00:03:14,030 you know. 52 00:03:47,630 --> 00:03:49,990 Check in, check out. 53 00:03:54,350 --> 00:03:55,350 Look, 54 00:03:57,810 --> 00:03:59,410 there's a costume booth Saturday night. 55 00:04:00,070 --> 00:04:01,210 I'll go as a whore. 56 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:07,570 If you're looking for the receptionist, she's not going to come. 57 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:09,440 How do you know that? 58 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:16,940 No, I can't. 59 00:04:17,980 --> 00:04:22,860 I should have put more soda in it. Let me see. 60 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:25,200 Or left gin. 61 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:29,600 Baby! How are we going to get into the room? 62 00:04:30,820 --> 00:04:34,400 If you don't mind looking, there's the list and the keys. 63 00:04:34,660 --> 00:04:36,320 Take your keys yourself. 64 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:39,520 Okay, I'll get them. Okay, let's go. 65 00:04:39,920 --> 00:04:40,920 Mmm. 66 00:04:42,300 --> 00:04:43,300 It's so good. 67 00:04:48,180 --> 00:04:51,320 Baby, I already told you this hotel is fantastic. 68 00:04:52,740 --> 00:04:53,980 Great. Fuck. 69 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Hello? 70 00:05:01,540 --> 00:05:06,020 Hello? Hey, you can take your key yourself. Where do I have to look? 71 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:07,970 The list. There's everything there. 72 00:05:08,190 --> 00:05:09,190 Here? 73 00:05:09,450 --> 00:05:10,770 Room 104. 74 00:05:12,230 --> 00:05:17,930 Excuse me. 75 00:05:20,410 --> 00:05:22,430 I'm waiting for someone. 76 00:05:23,610 --> 00:05:25,090 It's our first date. 77 00:05:25,470 --> 00:05:28,590 I wouldn't like to meet her friend the first time in the room. 78 00:05:28,990 --> 00:05:30,450 I think it would be uncomfortable. 79 00:05:30,890 --> 00:05:31,890 You know what I mean? 80 00:05:35,690 --> 00:05:36,690 Of course. 81 00:05:37,830 --> 00:05:40,170 Let me suggest our barters. 82 00:05:41,690 --> 00:05:45,070 They do the most fucking incredible gin tonics. 83 00:05:45,430 --> 00:05:46,890 I mean, exquisite. 84 00:05:49,530 --> 00:05:54,030 Then, that way, that way. Go straight down the hallway. Yeah, that's it. Go 85 00:05:54,030 --> 00:05:56,850 on, go on, go on. Straight on, go straight on. That's it. Thank you very 86 00:05:56,850 --> 00:05:59,170 much. First of all, I'd like to leave this stuff in my room. 87 00:06:20,670 --> 00:06:22,770 I don't know why we always have to come to the same place. 88 00:06:23,090 --> 00:06:26,290 That's because it's where you always want to go. Well, you haven't proposed 89 00:06:26,290 --> 00:06:27,290 to go anywhere else. 90 00:06:30,250 --> 00:06:31,650 Do you want to go somewhere else, my love? 91 00:06:31,930 --> 00:06:34,010 But I'd like it if you at least showed some interest in it. 92 00:06:52,560 --> 00:06:53,620 What a beautiful hotel. 93 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:56,400 It's really nice you come to this place even when you're already married. 94 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:57,600 Yes, yes. 95 00:07:01,700 --> 00:07:05,680 When I get married, I would love to come back here. Or when I meet another guy. I 96 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:06,259 don't know. 97 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:07,260 Whatever comes first. 98 00:07:07,440 --> 00:07:08,620 I wish he would take me here. 99 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:11,220 My boyfriend showed the hotel. 100 00:07:11,460 --> 00:07:12,460 He has a good taste, right? 101 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:15,880 Well, actually, he's not my boyfriend. I met him in a chat room and all that. We 102 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:18,560 talked about the typical stuff. Where do you live? Where do you work? Shall we 103 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:19,560 make a fuck date? 104 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:21,760 Oops! What are you going to think of me? 105 00:07:22,490 --> 00:07:23,510 Well, it's not actually. 106 00:07:23,770 --> 00:07:25,750 In the chat room, he went by the name of Phoenix. 107 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:28,790 Beautiful name, right? I call myself Black Kitten. 108 00:07:29,050 --> 00:07:30,050 Meow. 109 00:07:52,170 --> 00:07:53,930 I'll wait for you in the bath. See you next week. 110 00:07:54,550 --> 00:07:58,390 Have you ever felt the rain? 111 00:07:59,990 --> 00:08:03,550 Have you ever drank pain? 112 00:08:05,210 --> 00:08:10,550 Do you run or stand and face the world? 113 00:08:16,070 --> 00:08:18,250 You wouldn't look at me. 114 00:08:18,850 --> 00:08:20,570 You wouldn't stare. 115 00:08:22,730 --> 00:08:26,330 I can't imagine, cause you weren't there. 116 00:08:27,390 --> 00:08:29,350 Why are you looking at me? 117 00:08:29,830 --> 00:08:31,750 You look confused. 118 00:08:55,149 --> 00:08:58,390 Yes, it's more beautiful than I could think of. The whole hotel is incredible. 119 00:08:58,790 --> 00:08:59,649 With Marcus? 120 00:08:59,650 --> 00:09:02,530 Well, you know, as usual. As cold as he always is. 121 00:09:02,730 --> 00:09:04,950 I don't know if he's not attracted to me anymore or what. 122 00:09:05,510 --> 00:09:08,030 If I don't get laid here, then I don't know what to do. Seriously. 123 00:09:08,510 --> 00:09:10,270 Okay, then. I've got to hang up. He's coming out. 124 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:11,550 Big kisses. 125 00:09:12,890 --> 00:09:14,850 Yes, yes. He's sending you kisses, too. Bye. Bye. 126 00:09:21,490 --> 00:09:24,240 Do you like this place? It's so beautiful. 127 00:09:24,920 --> 00:09:27,380 And you don't have anything better to do than read the newspaper? 128 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:31,480 Fuck. I'm not going to stay here wasting my time. 129 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:33,120 Where are you going? 130 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:36,740 I don't know. To do a walkabout. In the advertisement it said that there were 131 00:09:36,740 --> 00:09:37,740 pools and gardens. 132 00:09:38,540 --> 00:09:39,540 Wait. 133 00:09:41,660 --> 00:09:43,080 The nuptial suite. 134 00:09:43,920 --> 00:09:46,520 Interesting combination of color, shapes, and aromas. 135 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:54,380 It's quite a modern hotel, not quite what we're used to, but nonetheless 136 00:09:54,380 --> 00:09:55,380 enchanting. 137 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:01,340 Sometimes the most humble things are enchanting, my dear. 138 00:10:01,780 --> 00:10:04,820 Yes, but not always, that's for sure. 139 00:10:09,140 --> 00:10:12,760 But I'm with you precisely for that reason, my love, to make the simple 140 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:13,760 extraordinary. 141 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:25,240 Thank you. 142 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,200 103, the presidential suite. 143 00:14:44,180 --> 00:14:45,180 Uh-huh. 144 00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:48,260 What's happening, dear? 145 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:49,960 Nothing you can fix. 146 00:15:01,710 --> 00:15:03,550 I'm Sarah Matteo calling from room 103. 147 00:15:03,810 --> 00:15:05,370 I have a problem with the room's cleanliness. 148 00:15:05,910 --> 00:15:09,850 I'm so sorry. I apologize, Miss Matteo. I'll send you a cleaner immediately. 149 00:15:11,330 --> 00:15:12,329 Very good. 150 00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:13,330 Okay. 151 00:15:15,470 --> 00:15:18,090 I want to end this relaxation session right now. 152 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:32,720 in 104. 153 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,800 The Nuptial Suite 154 00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:09,560 my whole life from hotel to hotel to here. 155 00:18:10,300 --> 00:18:11,300 Let's do it then. 156 00:18:48,970 --> 00:18:49,970 Are we going to the pool? 157 00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:52,850 Yeah. Let's see if we can find someone to get off with. 158 00:18:53,130 --> 00:18:55,250 Oh, you're always thinking about the same thing, huh? 159 00:18:55,610 --> 00:18:57,610 That's because we're like snails. 160 00:18:58,430 --> 00:18:59,970 Horny, slimy, and filthy. 161 00:19:02,410 --> 00:19:03,410 Honey, 162 00:19:04,470 --> 00:19:06,470 could you hand me the bikini that's on the bed, please? 163 00:19:07,050 --> 00:19:10,550 Okay. I'm stopping for a while. I don't know how this tiny machine works. 164 00:19:12,250 --> 00:19:13,510 It's very fun, though. 165 00:19:14,730 --> 00:19:17,170 Oh, the water feels so good, for God's sake. 166 00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:18,530 Bikini. 167 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,360 How is it in there? 168 00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:24,500 Here you go. 169 00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:29,020 Here you go. 170 00:21:41,210 --> 00:21:43,910 Oh, oh, oh. 171 00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:18,500 Hey, hello. Wake up. 172 00:22:18,740 --> 00:22:20,060 Hey, wake up. Are you ready? 173 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:22,040 Hey, see ya. 174 00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:34,380 But what the fuck? 175 00:22:37,420 --> 00:22:39,640 Excuse me, but this is my lounger. 176 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:41,320 And that's my drink. 177 00:22:42,180 --> 00:22:43,240 Or at least a bottle. 178 00:22:44,850 --> 00:22:47,610 You're that piece of arse you saw earlier, right? I prefer to be called 179 00:22:47,610 --> 00:22:50,470 Cesar. Oh, come on. Tell me in which room you're in and I'll call you 180 00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:51,470 whatever you want. 181 00:22:51,590 --> 00:22:54,370 Thanks, but I'm waiting for someone. Oh, yes? And these are my glasses. 182 00:22:54,870 --> 00:22:56,310 You're waiting for a guy or a girl? 183 00:22:56,770 --> 00:22:57,770 Tell me. 184 00:22:57,890 --> 00:23:00,030 I don't think it's your business to know that. Frankly, I don't care. 185 00:23:00,310 --> 00:23:02,270 I like the meat as much as I like clam. 186 00:23:03,630 --> 00:23:06,210 And if you want to drink, here, take it. 187 00:23:12,360 --> 00:23:15,140 She's just fooling around. She's not really such a slut. 188 00:23:15,540 --> 00:23:16,860 I heard you, bitch. 189 00:23:17,120 --> 00:23:19,280 And to your information, I'm a slut. 190 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:47,460 In the presidential suite. 191 00:24:16,270 --> 00:24:17,270 What are you looking at? 192 00:24:21,430 --> 00:24:24,530 If you're done cleaning, you can go flirt somewhere else. Come on, cutie 193 00:24:24,530 --> 00:24:25,930 pie. That's not true. 194 00:24:26,250 --> 00:24:29,690 Not true, my ass. I saw you. I hope I don't have to call you out again. Let's 195 00:24:29,690 --> 00:24:30,690 see if you've learned my lesson. 196 00:24:41,690 --> 00:24:42,790 Room 104. 197 00:24:58,600 --> 00:24:59,600 Thank you. 198 00:25:37,930 --> 00:25:39,270 Hey, girl, why aren't you swimming? 199 00:25:39,850 --> 00:25:41,450 I'm so happy sunbathing. 200 00:25:43,990 --> 00:25:45,290 I'm going to miss you, my girl. 201 00:25:46,770 --> 00:25:50,270 It's easy, then. Don't get married and go and live far away. We haven't ever 202 00:25:50,270 --> 00:25:51,770 been apart since we've known each other. 203 00:25:52,850 --> 00:25:55,450 Except that last year when we both liked the same guy, right? 204 00:25:56,530 --> 00:25:59,530 Yeah, of course. We made a pact that neither would go out with him. 205 00:26:00,090 --> 00:26:02,570 The truth is that I didn't honor the pact, you know. 206 00:26:02,890 --> 00:26:03,890 I didn't either. 207 00:26:04,450 --> 00:26:05,450 You whore! 208 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,120 He was the bastard fucking his birth at the same time. 209 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,420 Well, that wouldn't have been cool. 210 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,920 What? You know, a threesome. 211 00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:15,140 With you? No. 212 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:18,100 Why? Am I that ugly and old? 213 00:26:18,860 --> 00:26:19,860 You know it's not that. 214 00:26:20,140 --> 00:26:22,620 If I had to get down with a girl, you know you would be her. 215 00:26:23,060 --> 00:26:24,060 But no. 216 00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:25,840 Done. 217 00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:26,899 What do you mean? 218 00:26:26,900 --> 00:26:29,340 That if you have to get down with a girl someday, it will be with me. 219 00:26:30,020 --> 00:26:31,300 I'm going to freshen up. 220 00:26:32,420 --> 00:26:34,240 You shut up. Yeah, yeah. 221 00:26:34,940 --> 00:26:35,940 Go freshen up. 222 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:37,160 You're going to need it. 223 00:27:34,139 --> 00:27:35,280 Hi. Are you okay? 224 00:27:39,620 --> 00:27:41,120 I heard a noise. 225 00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:58,320 Hey. Hey, I heard a thump. 226 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,240 Hi, are you okay? 227 00:28:16,220 --> 00:28:17,220 Hello? 228 00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:28,599 Don't worry. 229 00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:30,400 You don't have to come in, he's going to kill you. 230 00:29:14,030 --> 00:29:14,789 I've made a mistake. 231 00:29:14,790 --> 00:29:15,790 That it would seem. 232 00:29:20,950 --> 00:29:21,950 Open. 233 00:29:22,430 --> 00:29:23,430 Open it. 234 00:29:27,910 --> 00:29:28,470 You 235 00:29:28,470 --> 00:29:36,990 see 236 00:29:36,990 --> 00:29:37,990 what you've done, bitch? 237 00:29:41,690 --> 00:29:46,460 No, I... I gave the owner 300 euros to send us an open guy. I promise. 238 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,000 Well, it looks like you weren't clear enough. 239 00:30:21,930 --> 00:30:22,970 Do it right this time. 240 00:30:25,650 --> 00:30:26,910 Yes, room 103? 241 00:30:27,350 --> 00:30:29,470 One hour later, in the hotel kitchen. 242 00:30:30,810 --> 00:30:31,810 Miss Andrea? 243 00:30:31,870 --> 00:30:33,550 What? You called? 244 00:30:35,070 --> 00:30:38,750 Room 103 called and told me they weren't happy with your services, okay? But I 245 00:30:38,750 --> 00:30:39,750 haven't been there yet. 246 00:30:39,830 --> 00:30:42,550 What are you waiting for? I gave you 100 euros for that. Okay, okay. 247 00:30:43,170 --> 00:30:45,030 Look, she's a very special client. 248 00:30:45,290 --> 00:30:47,190 Do whatever she asks you to do. Got it? 249 00:30:48,270 --> 00:30:49,730 What is she going to ask me to do? 250 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:52,360 I don't know. You gotta go with the flow. 251 00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:54,360 It won't be that hard. Come on. 252 00:30:54,900 --> 00:30:59,600 Hey, stop by the bar first and fill me up. Go ahead. 253 00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:02,520 Pain. 254 00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:58,300 Today has been a rough day. 255 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:02,800 Shit. 256 00:33:08,260 --> 00:33:09,460 What room number did she say? 257 00:33:09,660 --> 00:33:10,660 103 or 104? 258 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:11,840 I think it's... 259 00:33:30,960 --> 00:33:32,800 I fell asleep. I'm sorry for being late. 260 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,200 I had so much stuff to do. Also, I didn't know what to expect. 261 00:33:36,660 --> 00:33:37,559 Shh. 262 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:38,860 You don't have to apologize. 263 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:40,860 What matters is that you're here, Phoenix. 264 00:33:41,380 --> 00:33:42,940 You don't mind me calling you Phoenix. 265 00:33:43,140 --> 00:33:45,000 I like it. Your wishes are my commands. 266 00:33:52,220 --> 00:33:53,220 103. 267 00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:00,520 More pain. 268 00:34:58,670 --> 00:34:59,670 Room 104. 269 00:41:19,630 --> 00:41:20,630 Barca's playing. 270 00:41:20,910 --> 00:41:23,370 Are you telling me that we've come here to watch football? 271 00:41:23,670 --> 00:41:27,530 This isn't football. It's Barca, dear. I don't care if it's the fucking queen. 272 00:41:27,590 --> 00:41:28,910 We're not watching TV today. 273 00:41:31,050 --> 00:41:33,410 Hmm. Give me the black bag next to the suitcase. 274 00:41:36,150 --> 00:41:37,150 What is this? 275 00:41:37,450 --> 00:41:38,570 Don't open it. 276 00:41:39,750 --> 00:41:41,450 God damn it. I'm sorry. 277 00:41:42,070 --> 00:41:42,988 Don't worry. 278 00:41:42,990 --> 00:41:43,990 It was a surprise. 279 00:41:44,350 --> 00:41:45,350 It doesn't matter. 280 00:41:45,970 --> 00:41:47,790 Everything is going wrong. Come on. 281 00:41:49,259 --> 00:41:50,259 Turn around. 282 00:41:52,060 --> 00:41:53,920 Be quiet and don't move. 283 00:41:55,220 --> 00:41:56,220 All right. 284 00:41:56,740 --> 00:41:57,740 Can I look now? 285 00:41:58,400 --> 00:41:59,400 No. 286 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:05,760 Everything okay? 287 00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:08,120 Yeah, everything okay. Don't even try and look. 288 00:42:14,140 --> 00:42:15,140 You can look now. 289 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,600 I had bought it for you. Do you like it? 290 00:42:20,430 --> 00:42:22,410 Half an hour later 291 00:42:22,410 --> 00:42:30,690 When 292 00:42:30,690 --> 00:42:37,390 the weatherman brings the rain I have to find my winter 293 00:42:37,390 --> 00:42:42,830 coat again The summer sun is getting cooler 294 00:42:44,620 --> 00:42:49,620 The autumn wind is getting crueler, but I'm ready. 295 00:42:50,620 --> 00:42:54,500 The skies are bound to change. 296 00:42:57,440 --> 00:43:04,300 When the storm clouds come, I'm ready out of the rain. 297 00:43:08,700 --> 00:43:10,080 Might get wet. 298 00:43:36,260 --> 00:43:42,900 When the weatherman brings the rain, I have 299 00:43:42,900 --> 00:43:45,380 found my winter coat again. 300 00:43:46,830 --> 00:43:49,830 The summer sun is getting cooler. 301 00:43:50,950 --> 00:43:56,730 The autumn wind is getting cooler. But I'm ready. 302 00:43:58,210 --> 00:44:01,350 In room 103. 303 00:46:31,790 --> 00:46:33,990 I'm some cheap whore or something. Please. 304 00:46:34,290 --> 00:46:35,370 Do you accept credit card? 305 00:46:37,130 --> 00:46:38,130 Of course. 306 00:48:50,069 --> 00:48:51,069 Thank you. 307 00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,120 Oh. Oh. 308 00:50:57,610 --> 00:50:58,610 with Miss Matteo? 309 00:50:58,970 --> 00:51:00,370 Yeah, for the moment. 310 00:51:00,630 --> 00:51:02,050 I really hope she's satisfied. 311 00:51:02,510 --> 00:51:04,430 She's a very demanding client. 312 00:51:05,590 --> 00:51:07,650 You... Are you satisfied? 313 00:51:08,550 --> 00:51:10,510 Yeah. She's good yet. 314 00:51:11,190 --> 00:51:14,250 Perfect. Then take a bottle of champagne to room 101. 315 00:51:14,570 --> 00:51:15,570 Let's go. 316 00:51:22,430 --> 00:51:24,750 And in the afterlife... 317 00:51:37,959 --> 00:51:41,220 Baby, what am I going to do when you're gone? I'm going to be all alone. You're 318 00:51:41,220 --> 00:51:42,220 not going to be all alone. 319 00:51:42,240 --> 00:51:45,840 You're going to be with Valeria, Fabian, Andrea and the whole basketball team. 320 00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:49,640 I know, but you know that it's not going to be the same without you. 321 00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:51,700 I know. It won't be the same for me either. 322 00:51:53,260 --> 00:51:56,580 Frankly, I don't know how you can be so calm with all the stuff you're going to 323 00:51:56,580 --> 00:51:57,780 have to deal with from now on. 324 00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:04,100 A husband, children, a dog, a house, and you're so young. 325 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,020 Can I confess something? 326 00:52:06,300 --> 00:52:07,300 Tell me. 327 00:52:08,259 --> 00:52:09,340 I'm very frightened. 328 00:52:09,940 --> 00:52:11,780 Really? I don't believe you. 329 00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:15,640 This is the only way to convince myself that I'm doing the right thing, making 330 00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:17,580 others believe it. And how do you know that it's the right thing to do? 331 00:52:17,940 --> 00:52:23,060 It's my dream. It's what I've always wanted. A house, a dog, kids, husband, 332 00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:26,180 you know, the whole deal. The truth is that I think dreams are nothing but 333 00:52:26,180 --> 00:52:29,260 fantasies. Whoever told you that dreams don't become reality? 334 00:52:29,820 --> 00:52:30,820 I? 335 00:52:30,940 --> 00:52:32,060 Don't you remember about Pedro? 336 00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:36,300 I followed him around for ages trying to fuck him, and when I finally did, I felt 337 00:52:36,300 --> 00:52:37,300 nothing. 338 00:52:37,710 --> 00:52:42,570 And Manuel, and Juan, and Javier, and Niola. 339 00:52:43,210 --> 00:52:45,390 Noelia, you're a bit weird, aren't you? 340 00:52:47,370 --> 00:52:49,890 I'm not weird, baby. I'm just a bit curious. 341 00:52:51,090 --> 00:52:53,750 And kinky, too. You were like that before, huh? 342 00:52:54,750 --> 00:52:55,830 And you weren't. 343 00:52:56,850 --> 00:52:59,130 Don't you remember you asked me to teach you how to kiss? 344 00:53:00,070 --> 00:53:01,070 That's different. 345 00:53:01,210 --> 00:53:03,330 You were older than me, and you had more experience. 346 00:53:03,990 --> 00:53:06,710 Older, but that turned you on, right? 347 00:53:07,300 --> 00:53:08,300 No way. 348 00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:09,640 I couldn't imagine that. 349 00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,460 Well, in my case, it turned me on. 350 00:53:16,420 --> 00:53:19,380 Fuck. Another one finished. For God's sake. 351 00:53:20,260 --> 00:53:21,420 Go to hell! 352 00:53:21,920 --> 00:53:22,819 Hey! 353 00:53:22,820 --> 00:53:27,720 One day you're going to hit someone. Who am I going to hit? Am I going to hit a 354 00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:28,720 squirrel? 355 00:53:30,220 --> 00:53:32,160 Oh, at last. More champagne. 356 00:53:32,380 --> 00:53:37,000 Follow my lead. We're in the rooftop. Come here. Come here. Follow my lead. 357 00:53:37,450 --> 00:53:38,450 What are you going to do? 358 00:53:38,630 --> 00:53:39,630 Fuck! 359 00:53:42,010 --> 00:53:43,010 You ordered champagne? 360 00:53:43,950 --> 00:53:44,970 Yes, so what? 361 00:53:45,550 --> 00:53:50,210 And now that you're here, can you do a personal favor for both of us? 362 00:53:52,250 --> 00:53:56,650 Well, the truth is, I've had a very stressful day, but... Stop it, stop it, 363 00:53:56,670 --> 00:53:57,670 stop it! What are you doing? 364 00:53:58,330 --> 00:54:00,510 What are you doing? I don't know. What am I doing? 365 00:54:00,990 --> 00:54:04,950 Does asking you for a favor directly imply sex or what? Well, you would be 366 00:54:04,950 --> 00:54:07,470 surprised at the strange kind of things that I get asked for at this hotel. 367 00:54:07,670 --> 00:54:09,870 Well then, we're not interested in that kind of favor. 368 00:54:12,810 --> 00:54:13,810 What then? 369 00:54:14,130 --> 00:54:18,270 Well, my friend Laura, sitting here and I, we wanted to ask you a simple 370 00:54:18,270 --> 00:54:19,270 question. 371 00:54:19,450 --> 00:54:21,750 Which one is the hottest one of the two? 372 00:54:24,710 --> 00:54:25,710 Cheers. 373 00:54:26,870 --> 00:54:28,750 Motherfucker, he didn't even think twice about it. 374 00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:32,460 That's your fault for being such a hussy. Oh, come on. I'm sure he's half 375 00:54:32,460 --> 00:54:33,460 gay. 376 00:54:33,620 --> 00:54:34,620 What the fuck? 377 00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:36,280 Don't complain. Yeah, yeah, very funny. 378 00:54:36,560 --> 00:54:37,960 Second place isn't bad at all. 379 00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:40,400 Room 104. 380 00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,420 The princess awakens. 381 00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:50,160 Mysterious kid. 382 00:54:57,580 --> 00:54:59,260 Come on, I'm going to talk with the manager immediately. 383 00:54:59,500 --> 00:55:02,780 I'm not going to be treated like a fool. You know how I hate that. Yes, my dear. 384 00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:04,080 Then let's go. 385 00:55:05,820 --> 00:55:06,820 Good morning. 386 00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:08,640 I'm going to complain about that too. 387 00:55:10,340 --> 00:55:12,660 Just the one I'm looking for. I'm going to talk with your boss immediately. 388 00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:16,400 There's no remedy. They're all crazy. 389 00:55:39,370 --> 00:55:40,370 and you weren't there. 390 00:55:40,730 --> 00:55:41,910 I'll wait for you in the pool. 391 00:55:42,430 --> 00:55:43,430 Black kitten. 392 00:55:43,450 --> 00:55:44,450 Meow. 393 00:55:45,010 --> 00:55:46,170 At least she's still here. 394 00:56:03,170 --> 00:56:04,450 I'm so fucking hungry. 395 00:56:04,750 --> 00:56:06,870 I don't blame you. What a night we had yesterday. 396 00:56:07,920 --> 00:56:09,720 Is that a complaint? Oh, no way. 397 00:56:09,980 --> 00:56:11,480 I didn't know that you liked them. 398 00:56:12,040 --> 00:56:12,899 Liked what? 399 00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:14,080 You know, perversions. 400 00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:17,680 Well, calling it that doesn't sound that good. Well, you're a king... To be 401 00:56:17,680 --> 00:56:18,940 sincere, I didn't know about that. 402 00:56:20,420 --> 00:56:23,860 This afternoon we could go horse riding or go for a walk to the river. I've 403 00:56:23,860 --> 00:56:25,420 heard there are lots of romantic sights. 404 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:30,980 Well, let's start organizing the day because I'm getting tired of just 405 00:56:30,980 --> 00:56:31,980 thinking about it. 406 00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:44,300 I could sure ride a horse all day until I was exhausted. 407 00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:03,320 Baby, 408 00:57:04,580 --> 00:57:05,900 I can smell pussy. 409 00:57:06,780 --> 00:57:08,440 What are you talking about? 410 00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:10,600 It smells quite a lot. 411 00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:14,120 Like someone is doing something other than having breakfast around here, huh? 412 00:57:14,900 --> 00:57:17,160 Of course. I forgot you were so curious. 413 00:57:17,900 --> 00:57:23,080 It's the unmistakable smell of a female on heat. 414 00:57:25,660 --> 00:57:28,560 That intense aroma, deep, perturbing. 415 00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:31,320 Delicious. 416 00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:36,640 Come on, eat some and shut up. 417 00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:41,240 What's wrong? 418 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:45,980 Are you getting turned on? Not at all. Not at all. Yeah, yeah. 419 00:57:46,220 --> 00:57:47,560 I can smell you, huh? 420 00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:50,160 Shut up or I'll change the table. 421 00:57:51,420 --> 00:57:55,420 You excite me so much when you get so prudish. Shut up. 422 00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:56,640 You smell me? 423 00:58:01,640 --> 00:58:04,220 Don't look now. I think it's those sluts we saw on the highway yesterday. 424 00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:06,760 You know who I mean? 425 00:58:06,940 --> 00:58:07,940 Yes, of course. 426 00:58:08,990 --> 00:58:10,810 How could you know if you haven't even looked at them? 427 00:58:12,710 --> 00:58:15,050 Well, you told me not to turn around. Not to turn back suddenly. 428 00:58:15,310 --> 00:58:17,350 How can you know who I'm talking about without turning back? 429 00:58:20,990 --> 00:58:21,788 Yeah, yeah. 430 00:58:21,790 --> 00:58:22,790 It's them. 431 00:58:26,990 --> 00:58:28,830 They're going to regret coming here this weekend. 432 01:00:57,450 --> 01:00:58,530 Have you two finished yet? 433 01:00:58,930 --> 01:01:00,350 Yeah, it was great. Thank you. 434 01:01:07,410 --> 01:01:08,410 Hello. 435 01:01:15,130 --> 01:01:16,130 Hello. 436 01:01:22,850 --> 01:01:25,470 How did you get me through? 437 01:01:26,230 --> 01:01:27,330 Work is work. 438 01:01:31,230 --> 01:01:36,610 I hope you won't fail me tonight, or I will have to ask for the 300 euros tip 439 01:01:36,610 --> 01:01:37,610 back. 440 01:01:38,090 --> 01:01:41,810 No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't worry, Miss Mateo. There'll be no problem 441 01:01:41,810 --> 01:01:42,810 tonight. 442 01:01:43,030 --> 01:01:44,030 That's what I expect. 443 01:01:51,490 --> 01:01:52,490 What now? 444 01:01:54,390 --> 01:01:55,390 What do you mean, what now? 445 01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:58,080 You haven't met each other. How can you explain that? 446 01:01:58,500 --> 01:01:59,500 Because I don't know her. 447 01:01:59,660 --> 01:02:01,200 But she's the woman in room 103. 448 01:02:03,440 --> 01:02:04,940 103? Of course. 449 01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:11,340 I don't remember all the room numbers. You know I'm still new. 450 01:02:11,640 --> 01:02:14,800 That has nothing to do with memorizing a shitty three-digit number. 451 01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:19,860 Look, Pietro, don't fail me again. I'm warning you. You hear me, Pietro? 452 01:02:20,180 --> 01:02:21,340 Got it. Don't worry, miss. 453 01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:24,520 I won't fail you. 103, 103, 103. That's what I'm expecting. 454 01:02:24,780 --> 01:02:26,880 Oh, you have to give me the 100 euros back. I think I heard 300. 455 01:02:28,700 --> 01:02:29,700 Shipping costs. 456 01:02:29,780 --> 01:02:30,718 Come on, beautiful. 457 01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:31,720 Work starts now. 458 01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:37,200 Sorry. 459 01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:38,880 Hey, you there. 460 01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:41,120 Oh, I'm sorry. 461 01:02:41,480 --> 01:02:44,260 I only wanted to ask you the time. If I knew you were sleeping, I wouldn't have 462 01:02:44,260 --> 01:02:45,260 said anything. 463 01:02:45,540 --> 01:02:47,040 I wish I could go back in time. 464 01:02:47,540 --> 01:02:48,519 Let's do this. 465 01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:50,960 You pretend I didn't say anything, and you keep sleeping. 466 01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,120 Although, that wouldn't be worth it now. 467 01:02:54,220 --> 01:02:57,740 Since you're already awake, though, I don't have a better idea, really. 468 01:02:57,980 --> 01:03:00,220 It's 12.30. Oh, it's so late. 469 01:03:04,140 --> 01:03:06,060 This was all just a dream. 470 01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:11,620 It's not working. 471 01:03:12,100 --> 01:03:14,060 Well, see you later. 472 01:03:40,300 --> 01:03:41,300 So good. 473 01:03:41,480 --> 01:03:42,960 You like it? Of course. 474 01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:46,760 You know, you left me burning with curiosity. 475 01:03:47,820 --> 01:03:48,820 About what? 476 01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:49,980 Your affair with Noelia. 477 01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:51,920 And what do you want to know? 478 01:03:52,620 --> 01:03:54,340 Seriously, did you get involved with her? 479 01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:56,280 Yes, three times. 480 01:03:56,620 --> 01:03:57,620 Yeah? 481 01:03:59,460 --> 01:04:00,460 How was it? 482 01:04:00,740 --> 01:04:03,140 Oh, not too good. She's fucking crazy. 483 01:04:03,340 --> 01:04:04,760 I think she's done too many drugs. 484 01:04:06,700 --> 01:04:09,320 No, I'm talking about it, the sex. 485 01:04:09,820 --> 01:04:13,840 Ah, what do you want to know? That it's different than with a man, right? 486 01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:19,680 Yes, it is. 487 01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:21,400 It's different. 488 01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:23,060 Very different. 489 01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:25,160 It's special. 490 01:04:26,100 --> 01:04:27,100 Fascinating. 491 01:04:27,420 --> 01:04:30,720 To start with, we caress in a different way. 492 01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:33,520 And we have a different touch. 493 01:04:41,150 --> 01:04:42,150 Softer. Warmer. 494 01:04:43,810 --> 01:04:45,190 More delicate. 495 01:04:46,650 --> 01:04:51,210 Also, you know how many times we have to explain to a guy what we like? 496 01:04:52,830 --> 01:04:57,750 And that's just the ones that speak up. And then there's if he understands or 497 01:04:57,750 --> 01:04:58,750 not. 498 01:04:59,330 --> 01:05:01,350 With a girl, you don't need to do it. 499 01:05:02,150 --> 01:05:03,450 She already knows it. 500 01:05:04,790 --> 01:05:06,030 You're born with it. 501 01:05:07,630 --> 01:05:13,170 She hits the spot directly, straight to the point where you like it the most. 502 01:05:15,030 --> 01:05:21,470 And when you're loving it, she keeps doing it more intensely, without 503 01:05:21,470 --> 01:05:25,410 rushing it, because she doesn't have something between the legs to bury 504 01:05:25,410 --> 01:05:26,410 somewhere. 505 01:05:29,350 --> 01:05:33,330 She knows that afterwards, it will be her turn. 506 01:05:35,070 --> 01:05:36,930 She touches you. 507 01:05:37,470 --> 01:05:38,630 And you talk to her. 508 01:05:40,790 --> 01:05:43,090 Sometimes at the same time. 509 01:07:11,440 --> 01:07:13,180 this weekend. You're like a she-wolf in heat. 510 01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:15,100 Oh, and you? 511 01:07:16,620 --> 01:07:18,880 Come on, now it's your turn. Oh, yes. 512 01:07:22,160 --> 01:07:23,620 I want a happy ending. 513 01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,340 Come on, shut up. 514 01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:52,840 Who am I? I don't know. 515 01:07:53,160 --> 01:07:54,360 I can give you a clue. 516 01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:55,600 Meow. Jessica? 517 01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:57,040 Who's Jessica? 518 01:07:58,060 --> 01:08:00,420 It's a joke. I know it was you. Do you want to meet tonight? 519 01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:01,720 And why not now? 520 01:08:01,960 --> 01:08:03,700 I'm working now. Working now? 521 01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:05,340 Oh, yeah. 522 01:08:05,600 --> 01:08:09,560 It's one of those role-playing games. And what should I be? An unsatisfied 523 01:08:09,560 --> 01:08:10,780 client or a housekeeper? 524 01:08:11,140 --> 01:08:12,140 Can I decide? 525 01:08:12,340 --> 01:08:16,220 That unsatisfied client. Of course, if you like it, because it's your fantasy. 526 01:08:16,380 --> 01:08:18,520 But when it's my turn, you're going to be Indiana Jones. 527 01:08:20,340 --> 01:08:23,600 Don't you think it's amazing that we don't know each other a big deal and yet 528 01:08:23,600 --> 01:08:25,300 we're talking freely about our fantasies? 529 01:08:26,220 --> 01:08:27,220 I knew it. 530 01:08:27,660 --> 01:08:30,160 I'm having very strong feelings about you, Cesar. 531 01:08:31,420 --> 01:08:32,420 Oh? 532 01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:33,578 Who's Cesar? 533 01:08:33,580 --> 01:08:35,560 Oh, do you prefer me to call you Phoenix? 534 01:08:35,859 --> 01:08:39,160 Well, I prefer you call me Pietro, but if you like Phoenix... Sure, I'll call 535 01:08:39,160 --> 01:08:42,040 you whatever you want. If you want to be Pietro, then Pietro. What I didn't know 536 01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:45,000 is that you were Italian. You're so quiet. Also in the chat room when you 537 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:46,000 can't hear the accent. 538 01:08:46,899 --> 01:08:48,060 Don't fool around with me. 539 01:08:48,279 --> 01:08:49,279 Is that another joke? 540 01:08:49,300 --> 01:08:52,060 We've been talking for three days. Look here. I met you yesterday. 541 01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:54,200 I don't understand anything. 542 01:08:54,899 --> 01:08:57,319 I get it. You're just like all the others. 543 01:08:57,540 --> 01:09:00,300 You promised the world, and after fucking, it's all over and done with. 544 01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:03,420 That's why you weren't there this morning. That's why you didn't come to 545 01:09:03,420 --> 01:09:04,118 the pool. 546 01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:07,060 But don't you worry. I'm smart enough to know when someone doesn't want anything 547 01:09:07,060 --> 01:09:08,060 to do with me. 548 01:09:10,040 --> 01:09:11,040 Bye-bye. 549 01:09:39,870 --> 01:09:42,930 Sir, you're Carol, right? Hi. What's up? How's the date going? 550 01:09:43,310 --> 01:09:45,430 Very well. Could you come here for a moment? 551 01:09:45,670 --> 01:09:46,670 Of course, yeah. 552 01:10:02,890 --> 01:10:04,290 Hello. Hello, Marga. 553 01:10:04,730 --> 01:10:07,150 How nice it is for you both to have dates, right? 554 01:10:07,560 --> 01:10:11,200 Why are you married? I really love this, frankly. Sorry, can you sit down for a 555 01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:12,200 moment? Yeah. 556 01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:16,400 I wanted to ask you something. 557 01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:18,960 Ask whatever you want. You can ask me anything. 558 01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:20,240 What? 559 01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:23,100 Do you think my wife is hot? Of course she's hot. 560 01:10:23,380 --> 01:10:27,140 Perky tits, blonde hair. I love her, frankly, yeah. Yeah, that's the thing. 561 01:10:28,820 --> 01:10:29,840 I have a secret. 562 01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:33,800 Well, we have something a bit... You don't want anything? 563 01:10:34,060 --> 01:10:35,060 Of course I want to. 564 01:10:40,300 --> 01:10:41,980 A threesome, or will you just watch? 565 01:10:42,240 --> 01:10:44,220 Tell me. Yeah, I'll just watch. 566 01:11:22,250 --> 01:11:25,630 Such a perfect day. It's hard to believe. 567 01:11:26,490 --> 01:11:28,270 It's only begun. 568 01:15:24,750 --> 01:15:27,930 I couldn't come tonight. I had some problems. I'll wait for you in the bar. 569 01:15:28,030 --> 01:15:29,030 See you there. 570 01:15:29,890 --> 01:15:31,890 He didn't come? So who's the Italian? 571 01:15:33,130 --> 01:15:34,290 The guy with the suit? 572 01:15:35,110 --> 01:15:36,410 Fuck! Fuck! 573 01:15:37,530 --> 01:15:39,350 That's such a strong smell of sex. 574 01:15:44,930 --> 01:15:50,650 Hey there, handsome. 575 01:15:51,070 --> 01:15:52,290 Do you want a glass of wine? 576 01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:56,000 We stole it from the bar. No, thank you. I'm already drinking something. 577 01:15:56,680 --> 01:15:58,380 Alone? Right now, yeah. 578 01:15:59,080 --> 01:16:00,120 How is your date going? 579 01:16:00,400 --> 01:16:02,640 Well, frankly, the truth is I don't know yet. 580 01:16:03,020 --> 01:16:04,020 How's that? 581 01:16:05,380 --> 01:16:07,960 I... It's a blind date and we haven't met yet. 582 01:16:09,700 --> 01:16:13,160 But you've been here for two days. Are you sure she has come? I think so. She 583 01:16:13,160 --> 01:16:16,380 has been leaving me notes all weekend. Well, maybe it's destiny that doesn't 584 01:16:16,380 --> 01:16:17,358 want you to meet. 585 01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:19,720 To tell you the truth, I'm starting to think it's better this way. 586 01:16:20,320 --> 01:16:21,320 Why so? 587 01:16:21,900 --> 01:16:22,900 Can you give a cigarette? 588 01:16:23,600 --> 01:16:25,940 No. But we're not going to tell anyone you know. 589 01:16:27,240 --> 01:16:28,920 Tell me, tell me. I'm married. 590 01:16:30,560 --> 01:16:32,360 See? Just what I was saying. 591 01:16:32,660 --> 01:16:35,420 You're all a bunch of bastards. All without exception. 592 01:16:36,060 --> 01:16:39,180 Let me explain. No, no, no, no. I'm going to explain it myself. 593 01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:43,240 You live with her, but you do it for her. For you. For everyone. Come on. 594 01:16:43,840 --> 01:16:44,840 I've heard enough. 595 01:16:45,700 --> 01:16:46,820 No, no, no, no, no. 596 01:16:50,280 --> 01:16:51,280 Bastard. 597 01:16:51,950 --> 01:16:52,950 What a girl. 598 01:16:58,430 --> 01:16:59,430 Bye-bye. 599 01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:38,040 Black kitten? 600 01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:40,020 Don't even dare to call me that. 601 01:17:40,440 --> 01:17:42,840 Please don't hit me or throw stuff at me. I won't do that. You don't deserve 602 01:17:42,840 --> 01:17:44,540 it. You're nothing more than a horny pig. 603 01:17:44,880 --> 01:17:48,300 I haven't exactly been an angel, but at least I'm not married. 604 01:17:48,580 --> 01:17:51,900 What do you care? Who are you? I'm me, black kitten. No, that's impossible. 605 01:17:52,360 --> 01:17:53,480 Of course it's possible. 606 01:17:53,720 --> 01:17:55,720 Who else am I going to be? The housekeeper? 607 01:17:56,160 --> 01:17:58,900 I could be if I was wearing the uniform, but I don't wear it. 608 01:17:59,120 --> 01:18:01,280 Also, they don't come to make the beds at these hours. 609 01:18:01,860 --> 01:18:03,020 Unless you called her. 610 01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:04,320 Have you called her? 611 01:18:04,540 --> 01:18:05,540 For God's sake. 612 01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:08,460 You are her. Of course I am me. I already told you that. 613 01:18:08,740 --> 01:18:09,740 It can't be. 614 01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:14,400 It can't be. Here we go. First I'm not, then I am, now I can't be again. Make 615 01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:16,420 your mind up. You don't understand, Black Kitten. My date is a man. 616 01:18:16,780 --> 01:18:19,080 What do you mean a man? A man. A guy. A gay guy. 617 01:18:23,160 --> 01:18:24,720 Ah, ooh, yes. 618 01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:26,000 Hit me hard. 619 01:21:45,130 --> 01:21:46,130 Come here. 620 01:21:49,770 --> 01:21:50,850 Are you all right? 621 01:22:06,290 --> 01:22:07,290 It's great in here. 622 01:22:07,670 --> 01:22:08,670 I love you. 623 01:22:09,050 --> 01:22:10,150 I love you, too. 624 01:22:10,890 --> 01:22:11,930 Can I ask you something? 625 01:22:12,230 --> 01:22:14,210 Of course. What do you want to ask me? 626 01:22:14,460 --> 01:22:16,880 What you did the other day at breakfast. I loved it. 627 01:22:17,940 --> 01:22:19,160 You're insatiable. 628 01:22:59,340 --> 01:23:00,340 What's wrong with you? 629 01:23:01,280 --> 01:23:02,280 We're playing. 630 01:23:03,180 --> 01:23:04,380 No, you're playing. 631 01:23:04,600 --> 01:23:05,880 You're making me look like a hussy. 632 01:23:06,620 --> 01:23:07,620 Don't you like it? 633 01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:09,680 Are you stupid or what? 634 01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:11,600 Marga! 635 01:23:11,920 --> 01:23:12,920 Marga! 636 01:23:13,640 --> 01:23:14,640 Marga! 637 01:23:14,980 --> 01:23:15,980 Son of a bitch. 638 01:23:17,580 --> 01:23:20,320 You see? That will happen to you if you get married. 639 01:23:21,100 --> 01:23:22,520 You're so annoying with that. 640 01:23:23,700 --> 01:23:25,060 I'm not annoying at all. 641 01:23:26,000 --> 01:23:26,919 You are. 642 01:23:26,920 --> 01:23:27,920 Let's get this straight. 643 01:23:27,930 --> 01:23:30,790 If you thought that I was making grave mistakes in my life... No. 644 01:23:31,150 --> 01:23:32,690 Wouldn't you try and stop me? 645 01:23:33,510 --> 01:23:35,370 Are you calling my fiancé stupid? 646 01:23:35,950 --> 01:23:38,650 No, I'm calling you stupid. You slapper. 647 01:23:39,370 --> 01:23:40,370 What's happened? 648 01:23:40,410 --> 01:23:43,570 I've lost an earring. Oh, go on, look for it. 649 01:23:45,390 --> 01:23:48,550 Come here, you're going to pay for that. 650 01:24:39,370 --> 01:24:40,370 Thank you. 651 01:27:00,160 --> 01:27:01,160 Thank you. 652 01:29:16,140 --> 01:29:17,140 No, stop it. 653 01:29:17,560 --> 01:29:18,560 What's wrong? 654 01:29:18,680 --> 01:29:21,560 I don't want it. You do want it. I can't do it. 655 01:29:22,320 --> 01:29:23,800 What's stopping you from doing it? 656 01:29:24,020 --> 01:29:25,020 I'm getting married. 657 01:29:25,260 --> 01:29:26,860 Laura, don't get married. 658 01:29:27,340 --> 01:29:29,080 Stop with that. It's not funny anymore. 659 01:29:29,620 --> 01:29:30,620 I love you. 660 01:29:30,920 --> 01:29:31,920 What? 661 01:29:32,460 --> 01:29:34,320 I've been in love with you for years now. 662 01:29:34,580 --> 01:29:35,580 You liar. 663 01:29:35,760 --> 01:29:36,760 No. 664 01:29:37,100 --> 01:29:38,400 No, it's not a lie. 665 01:29:39,100 --> 01:29:42,880 Before I was happy to share you, but now I can't let you go away. 666 01:29:43,610 --> 01:29:45,810 I'm sorry. No, Laura! Laura! 667 01:29:46,550 --> 01:29:47,550 Laura! 668 01:29:48,090 --> 01:29:49,090 Laura! 669 01:29:52,690 --> 01:29:58,550 Baby Cake, I'm sorry. 670 01:29:59,090 --> 01:30:01,830 I got too far into the character and I went overboard. 671 01:30:02,410 --> 01:30:04,950 I should have known that everyone has their limit and that's fine. 672 01:30:05,550 --> 01:30:08,530 But it's a two-person thing. Will you forgive me? 673 01:30:12,620 --> 01:30:15,880 My nickname is very feminine, Black Kitten. It would be if it wasn't for the 674 01:30:15,880 --> 01:30:17,240 fact that you used it in the gay chat room. 675 01:30:24,840 --> 01:30:25,799 Don't cry. 676 01:30:25,800 --> 01:30:27,560 Yes, sir, it is. My life is shit. There's nothing wrong. 677 01:30:27,820 --> 01:30:28,679 Just shit. 678 01:30:28,680 --> 01:30:30,480 Don't say that. I'm sure it isn't true. Oh, no? 679 01:30:30,680 --> 01:30:33,320 Is there anything sadder than having a date with a guy who thinks that you're 680 01:30:33,320 --> 01:30:35,240 another guy? I had a date with a guy that turned out to be a girl. 681 01:30:35,530 --> 01:30:37,950 And that you're so desperate to find a partner that you fall in love with the 682 01:30:37,950 --> 01:30:39,190 first person who says good morning to you? How about being married for five 683 01:30:39,190 --> 01:30:42,250 years but having to meet with a guy from a chat room to find out that you're gay 684 01:30:42,250 --> 01:30:45,170 or not? I'm pregnant, and I don't know who the father is. Oh, I'm sorry. 685 01:30:45,710 --> 01:30:46,710 That's a lie. 686 01:30:46,830 --> 01:30:47,830 I just hate losing. 687 01:30:48,770 --> 01:30:49,770 Let's call it a draw. 688 01:30:50,230 --> 01:30:52,010 Should we order a gallon of booze and get drunk? 689 01:30:55,390 --> 01:30:57,270 Maybe you'll end up being my best friend. 690 01:30:57,530 --> 01:30:58,750 I've never had a gay friend. 691 01:30:59,290 --> 01:31:00,390 I don't know what to say. 692 01:31:00,830 --> 01:31:01,830 Or talk to you about. 693 01:31:02,150 --> 01:31:05,250 Fashion, boys, or... Football and cars? Really. 694 01:31:05,750 --> 01:31:07,230 Start ordering the whiskey for now. 695 01:31:07,650 --> 01:31:09,730 I don't know if I'm ready to have a gay friend. 696 01:31:10,530 --> 01:31:11,409 Yes, hello? 697 01:31:11,410 --> 01:31:12,410 Reception. 698 01:31:13,750 --> 01:31:14,790 103. 103. 699 01:31:15,090 --> 01:31:16,090 103. 700 01:31:16,910 --> 01:31:17,910 103. 701 01:31:23,610 --> 01:31:24,610 103. 702 01:31:25,350 --> 01:31:27,150 I won't get it wrong this time. 703 01:31:35,470 --> 01:31:36,470 I'm not paid enough for this. 704 01:31:36,970 --> 01:31:39,030 Listen, I'll give you 100 euros more. 705 01:31:39,330 --> 01:31:41,110 200 euros. 200 euros. 706 01:31:42,890 --> 01:31:45,990 200 euros. 200 euros for what? Go and ask him. 707 01:31:57,330 --> 01:31:58,790 I think I'll pass on it. 708 01:32:00,090 --> 01:32:01,090 Wait. 709 01:32:01,330 --> 01:32:02,650 Wait. 300. 710 01:32:03,730 --> 01:32:04,730 400. 711 01:32:07,850 --> 01:32:08,850 What should I do? 712 01:32:09,050 --> 01:32:12,630 There's no sex. No, no, no. The sex part is fine with me, as long as you don't 713 01:32:12,630 --> 01:32:13,630 hurt me. 714 01:32:22,890 --> 01:32:24,190 Now, who's the bitch? 715 01:32:24,750 --> 01:32:26,870 Who? Open your mouth, bitch. 716 01:41:18,990 --> 01:41:20,350 Oh. Oh. 717 01:43:43,600 --> 01:43:44,600 of whiskey later. 718 01:43:57,000 --> 01:43:58,000 There's none left. 719 01:44:01,940 --> 01:44:03,560 I couldn't drink anymore. 720 01:44:03,820 --> 01:44:04,419 I could. 721 01:44:04,420 --> 01:44:05,680 I'm gonna order some more. 722 01:44:10,180 --> 01:44:11,700 Well, better not. 723 01:44:12,720 --> 01:44:13,720 Better not. 724 01:44:15,820 --> 01:44:16,880 Do you know what? 725 01:44:17,400 --> 01:44:19,560 I wish I'd been a man. 726 01:44:19,900 --> 01:44:21,140 One of those disgusting. 727 01:44:21,600 --> 01:44:25,240 I mean, that the weekend had worked out all right. 728 01:44:25,900 --> 01:44:32,860 I don't know your family, but I met you, and I think you deserve to be who 729 01:44:32,860 --> 01:44:33,880 you are. 730 01:44:34,780 --> 01:44:37,440 That's very, uh, touching. 731 01:44:47,600 --> 01:44:49,080 I forgot about the gay friend thing. 732 01:45:39,990 --> 01:45:41,290 Lucia? What? 733 01:45:41,590 --> 01:45:42,590 What's wrong? 734 01:45:42,770 --> 01:45:43,770 It's the costume ball. 735 01:45:45,050 --> 01:45:46,150 Are you going to go? 736 01:45:46,950 --> 01:45:48,270 Of course I am. 737 01:45:54,210 --> 01:45:55,750 Are you mad at me, Lucia? 738 01:45:56,830 --> 01:45:57,830 Lucia? 739 01:45:58,150 --> 01:45:59,350 Please forgive me. 740 01:45:59,930 --> 01:46:00,930 Lucia? 741 01:46:04,890 --> 01:46:05,890 Lucia? Lucia? 742 01:46:06,030 --> 01:46:07,030 God's sake. 743 01:46:07,910 --> 01:46:09,230 Always laugh. 744 01:46:19,090 --> 01:46:20,090 What's wrong? 745 01:46:20,130 --> 01:46:22,070 Nothing. I think they're setting up an orgy. 746 01:46:23,610 --> 01:46:26,650 My darling, I wanted to say I'm sorry. 747 01:46:27,010 --> 01:46:28,350 I didn't understand that. 748 01:46:30,610 --> 01:46:31,610 Let's go. 749 01:46:31,790 --> 01:46:32,549 Where to? 750 01:46:32,550 --> 01:46:34,070 To the orgy. Don't you want to go? 751 01:46:34,450 --> 01:46:35,450 No, Marga. 752 01:46:37,350 --> 01:46:38,950 I want to spend the night with you. 753 01:46:49,120 --> 01:46:50,240 Party? Party. 754 01:47:06,460 --> 01:47:08,260 You. What are you doing here? 755 01:47:08,800 --> 01:47:09,860 Why are you following me? 756 01:47:10,200 --> 01:47:12,500 I'm not following you. I'm just checking that you're alright. 757 01:47:12,800 --> 01:47:14,360 You're tired of seeing me. Look. 758 01:47:16,640 --> 01:47:17,640 I'm fine. 759 01:47:18,030 --> 01:47:19,570 You don't have to do that. Do what? 760 01:47:20,110 --> 01:47:21,110 This? 761 01:47:21,270 --> 01:47:22,270 Or this? 762 01:47:22,550 --> 01:47:23,550 Or this? 763 01:47:23,570 --> 01:47:25,690 When's the problem if there's nothing going on between us? 764 01:47:27,190 --> 01:47:29,890 Get out of the way. See how guys don't know how to touch? 765 01:47:30,750 --> 01:47:32,750 Come on, Lucia, let's go and talk. 766 01:47:33,090 --> 01:47:34,550 No, I'm fine right here. 767 01:47:35,070 --> 01:47:36,830 Whatever, I'm out of here. Goodbye. 768 01:47:37,230 --> 01:47:38,230 Goodbye. 769 01:56:23,340 --> 01:56:24,660 Tony is going to come and get me. 770 01:56:26,280 --> 01:56:27,280 What, that? 771 01:56:28,200 --> 01:56:29,400 I thought it would be best. 772 01:56:30,440 --> 01:56:31,660 Is that what you really want? 773 01:56:34,140 --> 01:56:35,820 It's what I've always wanted, Lucia. 774 01:56:36,360 --> 01:56:37,360 Do you understand? 775 01:56:41,960 --> 01:56:47,020 They could have put in a big elevator. 776 01:56:47,580 --> 01:56:48,820 Or at least a bellboy. 777 01:56:49,400 --> 01:56:50,620 It's so unprofessional. 778 01:56:53,420 --> 01:56:54,920 So see you next week, yeah? 779 01:56:55,400 --> 01:56:58,440 Of course you will. You shouldn't move her lips from the glass to save her 780 01:56:58,440 --> 01:56:59,520 life. What a joke of a place. 781 01:56:59,980 --> 01:57:01,820 Would you like to go somewhere else this week, my love? 782 01:57:02,440 --> 01:57:03,440 No. 783 01:57:06,860 --> 01:57:10,320 Do you know what your sexuality is yet? It's just, I don't know yet. 784 01:57:11,380 --> 01:57:12,680 Oh, my dear friend. 785 01:57:15,680 --> 01:57:16,680 We've got to talk. 786 01:57:16,900 --> 01:57:19,240 We'll talk some other time. No, right now. 787 01:57:19,500 --> 01:57:21,440 Tony's on his way now. Tony can go to hell. 788 01:57:22,219 --> 01:57:25,440 Lucia, you know that what happened isn't what I want. Why not? 789 01:57:26,380 --> 01:57:28,060 Hal, dog, kids. 790 01:57:28,320 --> 01:57:30,020 I can give you all that and more. 791 01:57:30,680 --> 01:57:32,020 It wouldn't be the same. 792 01:57:33,440 --> 01:57:34,440 Why not? 793 01:57:44,600 --> 01:57:46,120 Yes, the gorgeous place. 794 01:57:46,400 --> 01:57:48,920 The pool, the gardens, the bedrooms, the sex. 795 01:57:50,920 --> 01:57:51,920 Yes. 796 01:57:52,290 --> 01:57:53,730 Five. What am I saying? 797 01:57:54,810 --> 01:57:55,810 Gotta go. He's coming. 798 01:57:56,570 --> 01:57:57,750 Hi. Good afternoon. 799 01:57:57,990 --> 01:57:59,530 Could I have the book, please? My sister sends kisses. 800 01:58:00,130 --> 01:58:02,190 Yes, he sends them back. Just a minute. 801 01:58:02,430 --> 01:58:03,430 Ciao. 802 01:58:03,550 --> 01:58:04,550 Is the car fixed? 803 01:58:04,790 --> 01:58:06,330 Yes, of course. Perfect. 804 01:58:06,730 --> 01:58:07,730 Here are the keys. 805 01:58:07,910 --> 01:58:10,570 It's all included in the bill. Thank you. Here you go. 806 01:58:11,150 --> 01:58:12,150 Thank you. 807 01:58:12,390 --> 01:58:13,389 See you later. 808 01:58:13,390 --> 01:58:14,810 Bye. Oops, my mobile. 809 01:58:36,140 --> 01:58:37,140 the stars. 810 01:58:41,280 --> 01:58:43,480 The Lord may provide. 811 01:58:45,680 --> 01:58:50,800 But tell me you're there for the welfare and feed us of life. 812 01:59:11,400 --> 01:59:12,400 Shall we go? 813 01:59:12,980 --> 01:59:13,980 Where to? 814 01:59:14,700 --> 01:59:15,700 Does it matter? 815 01:59:16,700 --> 01:59:17,700 No. 816 01:59:20,860 --> 01:59:21,860 Bye. 817 01:59:25,760 --> 01:59:27,900 Danger. Bitches at the wheel. 818 01:59:55,880 --> 01:59:57,660 Dare to be colorful. 819 01:59:59,180 --> 02:00:04,780 Dare to be honest and true to one another. 820 02:00:06,600 --> 02:00:11,820 Dare to stay in love and be proud of yourself. 821 02:00:14,080 --> 02:00:16,340 Dare to be different. 822 02:00:17,700 --> 02:00:19,820 Dare to be wonderful. 823 02:00:26,410 --> 02:00:27,410 Thank you. 824 02:01:16,780 --> 02:01:18,540 Have to be wonderful. 825 02:01:20,300 --> 02:01:22,560 Have to be happy. 826 02:01:24,000 --> 02:01:26,140 Have to be colorful. 56660

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