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Hi. Welcome back.
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I am so happy that you're joining
me as we get ready to sleep.
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Sleep...
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Sleep.
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It's always nice to have a soft, clean
blanket to put against your cheek.
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Oh, this one is so soft,
just out of the dryer,
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and it smells like lavender.
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Are you feeling comfortable
in your bed?
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Here. Why don't we
fluff a pillow for you.
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You've got some...
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You've got a little hair in
your face.
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Let me get that out of the way.
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There you go.
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There.
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That's better.
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Are you ready to go to sleep?
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- It's just like...
- I know.
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Like red and green. It's like...
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I know. It's like Christmas.
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It's so tacky.
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You don't live there anymore.
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Yeah, but at least have
some respect for the
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fucking, like, tradition
of the building.
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I can't even imagine what
they did to the inside.
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Yeah.
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You know, I bet they're
the type of people
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that, like, buy everything
new and it all looks
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mid-century modern and then they say
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they're
these revolutionary fucking tastemakers.
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That's possible.
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I can't even bear to send
a photo to my parents.
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Then don't.
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What?
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Then don't. Say you were too
busy with reunion stuff to check it out.
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Okay.
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Mmm...
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What?
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It looks different than
the pictures.
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How so?
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It looks different
from
the pictures.
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Sadder.
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Do you hate it?
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No. No.
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It's just for the weekend,
so it's...
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it's fine.
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Do you think he's home?
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It's freezing in here.
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It is so cold in here.
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What was I just saying?
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The AC is still in there.
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Why the fuck.
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- That's not working.
- Yeah. Ugh. Hm...
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He should take it out.
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I mean, I could,
I can probably do it myself.
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That's not your job. It's his.
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Whose?
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Our, like, host's.
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I don't mind.
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You know, I'm
going to do it later.
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Dave texted.
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He wants to get drinks.
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He knows this good happy hour nearby.
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Oh, okay.
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That cool?
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Yeah. I'm just feeling
gross from the drive.
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Okay. Well, take a shower. We've got time.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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These towels smell
fucking weird.
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Sorry.
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Hey, man, what's up?
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- Hi.
- Hey, I'm Ben.
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- Good to meet you.
- Adam.
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I thought our, um, host's
name was Lance?
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That's my room...
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Um, that was my roommate.
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He made the listing for me.
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Okay. Gotcha.
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So my girlfriend, Tessa, She's
using the shower right now.
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Okay.
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See you.
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See ya.
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Hello?
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Hey, um, I'm coming in.
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- What, why?
- Just let me in.
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So I just met Adam.
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I thought his name was Lance.
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No, that was his roommate.
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- Did he say something about me?
- No.
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But he's really fucking bizarre.
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- What happened?
- He just...
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Just like nothing.
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- You're, like, trembling.
- I'm not, like, trembling.
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I'm just like, what the fuck?
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- What did he say to you?
- Nothing.
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He was just so awkward
and unresponsive and,
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like, didn't ask me
anything or tell me anything.
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Ask you anything about what?
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I don't know. Aren't hosts
supposed to show you around?
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Show you around where?
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I don't know.
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He's not a concierge.
He's just sharing space.
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Yeah, I know, but
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don't hosts usually want
to, like, you know,
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tell you about local spots or
ask us if we got here okay?
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Well, we obviously
got here okay.
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And you're, like,
from here, so...
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I don't know.
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Maybe he's just introverted.
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He seems really introverted.
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Maybe I should ask him to be
in one of my videos.
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You do not want this guy
to be in one of your videos.
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What, why?
Is he hideous?
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No. Just, you know when being socially
awkward becomes a physical feature?
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That's what happened
to this guy.
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Wait, wait.
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Three, two, one...
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Tessa and Ben laughing.
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I like when you look at me like that.
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Like what?
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Like you're remembering
a good dream.
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Sorry, you scared me.
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Hey man.
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Hi. Morning. I'm Tessa.
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Hi.
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We got breakfast from
that place around the corner.
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It's...it's really good.
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Have you been there?
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We didn't know
if we can make coffee.
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- Yeah. Yeah, you can.
- Cool.
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Thank you.
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How long have you lived
in this apartment for?
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A few years.
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Since I graduated from college.
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Oh. What do you do?
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I, um, I edit videos for this
sports company here.
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Like highlight reels, promos.
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That's cool.
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I actually work in video, too.
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I mostly do sound design, but
sometimes I make YouTube videos.
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Oh, what...
What kind of videos?
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ASMR videos.
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Um, they're really cool.
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They're these videos
where you're taking
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you know, little sounds or
experiences that are relaxing.
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But then when you put them
all together, it all becomes
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amplified and it creates this
really soothing effect. Like, um...
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you know, you get chills,
but, like, relaxing ones.
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Like, if someone plays
with my hair, I get tingles.
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Does that...?
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Who watches your videos?
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Um, lots of different people.
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People with insomnia.
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Sometimes people will listen
to it for background noise.
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Yeah. I mean, it's. It sounds.
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It sounds weird, but people get
really addicted to it and very into it.
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That's actually how Ben
and I met.
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He was doing research for
an article about ASMR.
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- Yeah.
- And...
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I was wondering if I could
make one here, actually?
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It gets such beautiful
light here during the day.
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Yeah. Yeah, you can.
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Oh, thanks. I promise not
to get in the way too much.
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Okay.
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Oh, do you want to sit with us?
You should sit with us.
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Or, you know what?
We're finishing up.
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If you want to be by
yourself, that's fine.
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I need to get back to editing.
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Okay. Okay.
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Actually. Hey, man.
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Yeah,
we just had a little question.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, so we noticed that the,
uh, the AC was still in there?
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It's not a big deal.
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I think it's just a little broken so
a bunch of cold air is coming in.
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Oh, um, it actually gets
really hot in that room
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without it, because
the heat is sort of weird.
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I can't control it.
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It's a really old building,
so it's better to just keep it in.
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That's what Lance always did.
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Okay, so should we talk to Lance or...?
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No. He's with his family right
now. His mom is, like, really sick.
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So he had to move away.
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But, like,
he said he'll be back.
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No. I don't want to, like,
bother him with anything.
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Um, okay.
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It's just, it's
very cold in there.
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And it said on the listing that...
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Lance made that. It's
not my apartment.
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It belonged to his aunt.
He just, you know, lets me live here.
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Okay, so you're here now, right?
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Yeah.
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Okay. So I believe
you that it gets warm,
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but Tessa gets cold very easily.
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And I think we would just prefer it if,
you know, we could get the AC out.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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I need to finish up some...
some work.
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I'm on, like, a
deadline right now.
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Yes, yes. Later, whenever.
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We're going to be out for
most of the day. So, by tonight?
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Okay. Sure. Yeah.
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Okay, yeah.
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Thank you.
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I told you he was bizarre,
right?
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Why did you press?
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Because it's freezing in there.
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But that was so awkward.
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Yeah, because
he's an awkward guy.
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Sometimes you have
to push through these things
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so you don't
fucking die of hypothermia.
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Do you think he's actually
going to do it?
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Or do you think it's going to be
one of those things where, like, every
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interaction begins and ends with,
like, "Oh shit, my bad, I'm sorry."
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"I'll get to it."
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I hate that kind of thing.
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Who are you texting?
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Who are you texting?
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Oh, nothing. No one. It's just It's
just is this group chat for the reunion.
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They want to
have a little dinner tonight.
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Some time away from the spouses?
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The spouses?
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Yeah.
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Well, you're not my spouse.
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You know what I mean.
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Yeah, but, you know,
you're not my spouse.
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I'm aware.
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It's just, like, an expression.
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Yeah, no, no, I get it.
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Is that cool?
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That you're not my spouse.
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No. The dinner?
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Yeah, for sure.
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I'll wander.
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Do you need help?
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Um...
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All right.
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Ready?
Just...
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Fuck.
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- I'm going to get the window.
- Okay.
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Okay.
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God damn, this thing is heavy.
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Fuck!
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Ah... ah...
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Oh, my God!
What happened?
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That's... that's from the AC?
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- Yeah.
- Oh, it looks deep.
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- It just stings?
- Do you have a band-aid?
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- Yeah, in the bathroom.
- Okay.
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No, I can get them.
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- Are you sure? Oh, okay
- Yeah.
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Okay, so... I'll take this out?
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Yeah, okay.
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Um, we should...
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We should disinfect that.
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What a mess.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Is your hand okay?
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Yeah, it's fine.
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Good.
Sorry if I kind of freaked out.
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I'm not very good with blood.
262
00:17:18,717 --> 00:17:19,717
It's okay.
263
00:17:20,719 --> 00:17:23,380
Oh, I have to show you something.
264
00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:25,152
Here.
265
00:17:29,978 --> 00:17:31,221
That way...
266
00:17:31,271 --> 00:17:33,931
Well, first I was like,
each person gets a shelf,
267
00:17:33,955 --> 00:17:36,503
but there they're
different levels, you know?
268
00:17:36,527 --> 00:17:38,904
And that way you can put
taller stuff in too.
269
00:17:41,281 --> 00:17:43,075
Yeah. This works.
270
00:17:54,358 --> 00:17:56,401
Now it kind of
just looks like I'm an alcoholic.
271
00:17:58,549 --> 00:18:00,926
My parents are alcoholics.
272
00:18:01,593 --> 00:18:03,679
Their fridge doesn't look
like that.
273
00:18:11,895 --> 00:18:13,981
Where's, um...
274
00:18:14,231 --> 00:18:17,693
Ben? He's out with some
friends from high school.
275
00:18:17,985 --> 00:18:20,612
That's why we're here for his
high school reunion.
276
00:18:21,231 --> 00:18:23,115
Oh, uh, where did he go?
277
00:18:24,157 --> 00:18:27,356
Central? You probably
know tons of kids from there.
278
00:18:27,953 --> 00:18:29,663
I know a few.
279
00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:39,721
Are Ben and I your first guests?
280
00:18:40,723 --> 00:18:41,723
How did you know?
281
00:18:43,103 --> 00:18:45,722
Well, uh...
the guest book is empty.
282
00:18:45,747 --> 00:18:46,998
So...
283
00:18:48,307 --> 00:18:49,308
Oh.
284
00:18:50,801 --> 00:18:52,386
Yeah.
285
00:18:56,390 --> 00:18:58,684
It's sad about
your roommate's mom.
286
00:19:00,461 --> 00:19:01,461
Yeah.
287
00:19:02,484 --> 00:19:03,484
Yeah.
288
00:19:04,588 --> 00:19:06,256
Lance was, like,
289
00:19:06,783 --> 00:19:07,784
the best.
290
00:19:09,078 --> 00:19:10,579
We used to
291
00:19:10,604 --> 00:19:12,860
do everything together,
292
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:18,812
but he said that I should
do this to meet more people.
293
00:19:18,837 --> 00:19:20,673
And that way
294
00:19:21,548 --> 00:19:24,306
he said, that way
if someone sucks, you uh,
295
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,767
you don't
even have to kick them out.
296
00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:29,712
You know, they'll leave and you'll
have the whole place to yourself again.
297
00:19:30,474 --> 00:19:33,310
I thought that was pretty smart.
298
00:19:36,104 --> 00:19:38,023
I hope we don't suck.
299
00:19:39,858 --> 00:19:40,858
Well,
300
00:19:42,110 --> 00:19:44,613
I don't know yet.
301
00:19:47,074 --> 00:19:49,326
I guess that's true.
302
00:19:55,874 --> 00:19:57,793
I probably should go
to dinner soon.
303
00:20:01,505 --> 00:20:03,332
But it was nice talking
with you.
304
00:20:03,545 --> 00:20:05,171
Yeah, for sure.
305
00:20:06,551 --> 00:20:07,586
Have a good night.
306
00:20:07,636 --> 00:20:08,762
Yeah. See you.
307
00:20:36,456 --> 00:20:39,459
Fuck, we should've picked up
stuff from the corner store. Shit.
308
00:20:41,685 --> 00:20:46,606
Yeah, she got this fancy tasting
menu at some wine bar and they're, uh,
309
00:20:47,718 --> 00:20:49,711
very slow, she says.
310
00:20:49,761 --> 00:20:52,547
Who the fuck gets pre-fee in Philly?
311
00:20:52,597 --> 00:20:53,924
Prix fixe, Lizzy.
312
00:20:53,974 --> 00:20:55,851
"Prix fixe, Lizzy."
313
00:20:57,436 --> 00:21:00,722
- Whoa. Oh, my God.
- What?
314
00:21:00,772 --> 00:21:02,599
Oh my God.
315
00:21:02,649 --> 00:21:04,544
I told you we were staying
with a fucking psycho.
316
00:21:04,568 --> 00:21:06,820
That's insane.
At least there's beer.
317
00:21:08,071 --> 00:21:11,032
Oh my God.
I'm, like, nervous for tomorrow.
318
00:21:12,117 --> 00:21:15,454
Do you think Tessa is gonna
make me, like, a celebrity?
319
00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:18,073
- I mean...
- Cheers.
320
00:21:18,123 --> 00:21:19,613
She's not actually
famous or anything.
321
00:21:19,637 --> 00:21:21,310
She just, She just has,
like, a lot of followers.
322
00:21:21,334 --> 00:21:23,037
- What's the difference?
- I don't know.
323
00:21:23,087 --> 00:21:24,814
That people don't
necessarily want to be her.
324
00:21:24,838 --> 00:21:26,882
They just like her.
325
00:21:28,425 --> 00:21:30,001
Did I tell you
I saw my old house?
326
00:21:30,051 --> 00:21:31,336
On Chestnut?
327
00:21:31,386 --> 00:21:33,088
Yeah. They closed
the deal, like, days ago.
328
00:21:33,138 --> 00:21:34,965
That's why we had
to find this fucking place.
329
00:21:35,015 --> 00:21:36,174
Do you know who bought it?
330
00:21:36,224 --> 00:21:37,968
No, but they already started
painting it.
331
00:21:38,018 --> 00:21:39,177
Oh my God.
They move fast.
332
00:21:39,227 --> 00:21:41,012
Yeah, it's
fucking red and green now.
333
00:21:41,062 --> 00:21:42,514
It is like Christmas.
334
00:21:42,564 --> 00:21:43,564
Lame.
335
00:21:43,976 --> 00:21:45,584
It's just not very respectful, you know?
336
00:21:45,609 --> 00:21:48,073
I mean, my parents put so much
fucking work and money into that place
337
00:21:48,097 --> 00:21:50,522
and they should at least
fucking respect the building.
338
00:21:51,490 --> 00:21:53,066
Maybe they just
like those colors.
339
00:21:53,116 --> 00:21:54,484
Yeah, but that's the problem.
340
00:21:54,534 --> 00:21:56,220
That the people who chose
those colors are now living there.
341
00:21:56,244 --> 00:21:58,097
Okay, maybe you shouldn't
care anymore, because,
342
00:21:58,121 --> 00:21:59,974
like, you don't even live
here anymore, you know?
343
00:21:59,998 --> 00:22:02,196
Yeah. Maybe.
344
00:22:03,635 --> 00:22:05,721
You're drunker than I thought.
345
00:22:05,746 --> 00:22:08,124
I'm shwasted, baby.
346
00:22:10,550 --> 00:22:12,127
So, uh...
347
00:22:12,177 --> 00:22:14,971
what are you,
like, this total slut now?
348
00:22:15,555 --> 00:22:16,590
Excuse me?
349
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,492
I mean, I'm using
slut in, like, that, that
350
00:22:18,516 --> 00:22:20,811
empowered way. That,
like, that feminist, you know,
351
00:22:21,144 --> 00:22:22,596
"I'm a slut" kind of way.
352
00:22:22,646 --> 00:22:23,972
Why do you care?
353
00:22:24,022 --> 00:22:25,666
I dunno. I'm just curious.
I want to be involved.
354
00:22:25,690 --> 00:22:26,690
Oh, like join in?
355
00:22:26,733 --> 00:22:29,970
Mm. No, gross. No.
356
00:22:30,070 --> 00:22:31,070
I'm kidding.
357
00:22:32,447 --> 00:22:34,024
So what's your status?
358
00:22:34,074 --> 00:22:36,777
- Where are you on the spectrum of...
- Sluttiness?
359
00:22:36,827 --> 00:22:37,827
Yeah.
360
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,568
Pretty far leaning.
361
00:22:40,330 --> 00:22:42,457
Have you slept with anyone
from Central?
362
00:22:44,659 --> 00:22:46,361
Oh, come on.
363
00:22:46,386 --> 00:22:47,804
What? Come on.
364
00:22:48,869 --> 00:22:50,121
Oh, God.
365
00:22:51,049 --> 00:22:52,460
You can't judge me.
Okay?
366
00:22:52,510 --> 00:22:55,374
I was kind of joking... who?
367
00:22:55,929 --> 00:22:57,556
Dale.
368
00:22:59,808 --> 00:23:02,135
- Dale Mullins.
- Yeah!
369
00:23:02,185 --> 00:23:04,846
The guy who always had
his fucking butt crack out?
370
00:23:04,896 --> 00:23:08,333
Stop! He got a lot better
since going to Penn State.
371
00:23:08,358 --> 00:23:09,476
He's like a man now.
372
00:23:09,526 --> 00:23:11,449
I don't know. I ran
into him at this bar in
373
00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:13,396
Center City and he
started buying me drinks.
374
00:23:13,446 --> 00:23:15,273
And he was being so nice.
375
00:23:15,323 --> 00:23:17,859
He was like, "You haven't
changed at all since high school."
376
00:23:17,909 --> 00:23:19,653
"You're still so pretty
and so nice."
377
00:23:19,703 --> 00:23:24,845
Oh my God. He said, "I
saw you in the fall musical..."
378
00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:26,952
- "every year."
- No fucking way.
379
00:23:27,002 --> 00:23:29,296
Yes. He was like, "I saw
you in the fall musical."
380
00:23:29,421 --> 00:23:31,616
"And I was always
like," "I wish I'd come up
381
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,834
to you after and told
you how great you were."
382
00:23:33,884 --> 00:23:36,086
What? So he's been...he's
been pining for you?
383
00:23:36,136 --> 00:23:37,196
Stop trying to make it weird.
384
00:23:37,220 --> 00:23:38,573
- Oh, he is fucking weird.
- No, he's not.
385
00:23:38,597 --> 00:23:40,298
He just remembered me fondly.
386
00:23:40,348 --> 00:23:42,425
Oh my God, you love this.
387
00:23:42,475 --> 00:23:45,089
Whatever. So many girls pined
after you in high school, Ben,
388
00:23:45,113 --> 00:23:47,981
if you weren't with Tessa, they
would be all over you at this reunion.
389
00:23:48,815 --> 00:23:49,815
Like who?
390
00:23:50,738 --> 00:23:52,948
Like Joanna Lange.
391
00:23:53,737 --> 00:23:56,489
She was in love with you.
392
00:23:58,628 --> 00:23:59,655
She was.
393
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:00,960
That's not much of a compliment.
394
00:24:01,328 --> 00:24:03,572
I mean, she
she literally ate crayons.
395
00:24:03,622 --> 00:24:05,365
Okay. That happened one time.
396
00:24:05,415 --> 00:24:06,821
And it wasn't a crayon,
it was an oil pastel!
397
00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:07,851
Oil pastel.
398
00:24:07,876 --> 00:24:10,121
- And it was just a nibble.
- Just a nibble. Just a little nibble.
399
00:24:10,171 --> 00:24:12,273
I mean, aren't you curious
what an oil pastel tastes like?
400
00:24:12,297 --> 00:24:14,215
Yeah. You know what,
I can't say that I am.
401
00:24:16,534 --> 00:24:17,586
- Hi!
- Hey.
402
00:24:17,636 --> 00:24:18,636
Hi?
403
00:24:19,071 --> 00:24:20,071
I'm Lizzy.
404
00:24:20,096 --> 00:24:21,631
- Hi. Tessa.
- Oh my God.
405
00:24:21,681 --> 00:24:23,174
- It's...
- Nice to meet you. Yeah.
406
00:24:23,224 --> 00:24:24,801
So good to meet you in person.
407
00:24:24,851 --> 00:24:25,851
Get in here.
408
00:24:26,519 --> 00:24:27,839
I'm really excited
about tomorrow.
409
00:24:28,188 --> 00:24:30,557
Yeah. Yeah.
Thanks for doing it.
410
00:24:30,607 --> 00:24:31,918
It won't take too long,
I promise.
411
00:24:31,942 --> 00:24:33,318
Oh, no, I'm like, here for it.
412
00:24:33,944 --> 00:24:34,945
Cool.
413
00:24:36,207 --> 00:24:37,231
- Hi.
- Hey.
414
00:24:37,281 --> 00:24:39,733
- How was dinner?
- It was so good.
415
00:24:39,783 --> 00:24:41,401
- Yeah, it was a good time.
- Yeah?
416
00:24:41,451 --> 00:24:42,986
And the party continues.
417
00:24:43,036 --> 00:24:44,905
You want to sit down
and grab a beer?
418
00:24:44,955 --> 00:24:46,957
Yeah, I'll grab
a beer that I bought.
419
00:24:49,834 --> 00:24:50,994
Oh! Oh my God.
420
00:24:51,044 --> 00:24:53,038
You saw this, right?
So insane.
421
00:24:53,063 --> 00:24:55,441
You might want to keep
your voice down about it.
422
00:24:55,465 --> 00:24:57,208
I think he's still home.
423
00:24:57,258 --> 00:24:58,760
Oh, yeah, for sure.
424
00:25:03,348 --> 00:25:05,216
So, you guys
were in the same class?
425
00:25:05,266 --> 00:25:06,426
Oh, yeah.
426
00:25:06,476 --> 00:25:07,476
Class of...
427
00:25:07,936 --> 00:25:10,146
2! 0! 1! 3!
428
00:25:10,605 --> 00:25:15,485
Yeah, I haven't seen
you do that in five years.
429
00:25:16,027 --> 00:25:17,278
So dumb.
430
00:25:22,575 --> 00:25:25,320
So, uh, what do you do?
431
00:25:25,370 --> 00:25:30,041
Oh, I do market research at
this ad agency in Center City.
432
00:25:30,583 --> 00:25:33,536
We do, like, most of the marketing
for the medical schools in the city.
433
00:25:33,586 --> 00:25:34,746
Oh, that's cool.
434
00:25:34,796 --> 00:25:37,340
It sounds like it keeps
you really busy.
435
00:25:37,791 --> 00:25:40,235
Yeah. Isn't it weird how
people say that about jobs?
436
00:25:40,260 --> 00:25:44,597
You know what I mean? Like, isn't that the
point of some, like, shitty corporate job?
437
00:25:47,350 --> 00:25:49,511
So, I mean,
do you like working there?
438
00:25:49,561 --> 00:25:51,513
Oh, it's whatever.
439
00:25:51,563 --> 00:25:54,140
I'm actually thinking about
applying to jobs in New York City.
440
00:25:54,190 --> 00:25:56,309
No shit.
That would be awesome.
441
00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:58,144
Yeah, I'm just, like,
so sick of Philly.
442
00:25:58,194 --> 00:25:59,771
Yeah. No, it's.
I mean, it's too small.
443
00:25:59,821 --> 00:26:02,274
So small. I see people
from high school everywhere.
444
00:26:02,324 --> 00:26:03,692
It's insane.
445
00:26:03,742 --> 00:26:05,857
I just want to be
somewhere where people are like
446
00:26:05,881 --> 00:26:09,097
"Ew, who the fuck
are you?" You know?
447
00:26:09,122 --> 00:26:11,040
Really?
You do?
448
00:26:12,917 --> 00:26:16,675
Lizzy was just telling me
that she slept with this guy.
449
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:17,748
- Dale Mullins.
- Shut up!
450
00:26:17,798 --> 00:26:19,924
Who was an absolute weirdo in high school.
451
00:26:20,008 --> 00:26:21,176
He's not that weird.
452
00:26:21,468 --> 00:26:23,253
How did you guys even
get to that point?
453
00:26:23,303 --> 00:26:25,380
Me and Dailey boy?
454
00:26:25,430 --> 00:26:27,465
Oh, God, I don't even know.
455
00:26:27,515 --> 00:26:29,809
We were both at the same bar,
and I was wasted.
456
00:26:30,185 --> 00:26:31,594
You know how it goes.
457
00:26:31,644 --> 00:26:32,644
Yeah.
458
00:26:33,438 --> 00:26:35,306
I'll introduce you to him
tomorrow.
459
00:26:35,356 --> 00:26:36,608
Okay. Cool.
460
00:26:37,067 --> 00:26:38,485
Are you excited for it?
461
00:26:38,902 --> 00:26:39,903
The reunion?
462
00:26:42,155 --> 00:26:44,190
I think I'm curious
more than anything else.
463
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:48,161
It feels like people from your high school
have strong opinions about each other.
464
00:26:49,245 --> 00:26:51,081
What does that mean?
465
00:26:55,335 --> 00:26:57,947
I guess I just don't feel as
emotionally invested
466
00:26:57,971 --> 00:27:00,582
in the people that I went to high
school with as you guys do.
467
00:27:00,843 --> 00:27:04,037
Like, last night at drinks they spent
most of the time talking about all these
468
00:27:04,061 --> 00:27:05,747
classmates they
hadn't seen in years, you know
469
00:27:05,771 --> 00:27:07,797
like, gossiping
and everything, you know?
470
00:27:08,229 --> 00:27:10,982
I mean, I hardly ever meet up
with people or,
471
00:27:11,467 --> 00:27:13,427
you know, check
in on them or go to reunions.
472
00:27:14,270 --> 00:27:16,556
I don't even
think my school has reunions.
473
00:27:16,606 --> 00:27:18,775
Tessa is very unsentimental
about her youth.
474
00:27:19,818 --> 00:27:21,486
No, it's not that.
475
00:27:21,694 --> 00:27:24,248
You know, I look back
at things and reflect,
476
00:27:24,272 --> 00:27:26,825
and then other things feel
more forgettable. But...
477
00:27:28,243 --> 00:27:29,243
I don't know.
478
00:27:29,994 --> 00:27:32,422
The idea of caring
about people I was more
479
00:27:32,446 --> 00:27:35,659
attached to back then
feels, I don't know... Weird.
480
00:27:35,709 --> 00:27:38,061
It makes me, like,
physically uncomfortable.
481
00:27:38,086 --> 00:27:40,163
Like the people you dated?
482
00:27:40,213 --> 00:27:42,715
Like anybody.
483
00:27:42,740 --> 00:27:43,824
Why?
484
00:27:44,843 --> 00:27:46,795
Because you're, like,
better than them?
485
00:27:46,845 --> 00:27:48,713
No, no.
486
00:27:48,763 --> 00:27:50,173
She probably thinks
it's immature.
487
00:27:50,223 --> 00:27:54,323
No. I just, you know,
488
00:27:55,186 --> 00:27:59,732
don't put that much weight on that
time in my life because I grew up.
489
00:28:02,777 --> 00:28:05,530
Maybe I do think it's
a little immature.
490
00:28:08,241 --> 00:28:10,121
But I am very immature
about other things, so...
491
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,674
Yeah, you really are.
492
00:28:14,873 --> 00:28:16,040
No, I think
493
00:28:16,583 --> 00:28:19,364
Tessa's mainly bitter because
494
00:28:19,389 --> 00:28:23,106
she thought she was really ugly in high
school and no one paid attention to her.
495
00:28:23,131 --> 00:28:24,441
What?
But you're, like, so pretty.
496
00:28:24,465 --> 00:28:25,875
You don't have to say that.
497
00:28:25,925 --> 00:28:29,637
Oh, and she was in high school
too, but she doesn't think so.
498
00:28:30,013 --> 00:28:31,668
Oh, that's sad.
499
00:28:33,174 --> 00:28:35,546
It wasn't that
I thought I was ugly.
500
00:28:35,571 --> 00:28:39,397
People made fun of me.
Like, they were mean to me.
501
00:28:40,064 --> 00:28:41,182
Yeah, that one guy.
502
00:28:41,232 --> 00:28:43,443
A guy was mean to you?
503
00:28:43,818 --> 00:28:46,730
Yeah, this one guy in my
class would, I don't know...
504
00:28:47,295 --> 00:28:49,380
always make comments
about my appearance.
505
00:28:49,407 --> 00:28:50,942
Yeah, he was... He was an asshole.
506
00:28:50,992 --> 00:28:52,577
What would he say?
507
00:28:54,550 --> 00:28:56,581
He just seemed to
have tunnel vision to the
508
00:28:56,606 --> 00:28:59,253
less flattering aspects
of the way I looked.
509
00:29:00,168 --> 00:29:03,004
Honestly, he probably had a crush on you.
510
00:29:03,713 --> 00:29:05,941
I mean, that's the stereotypical
response, though, isn't it?
511
00:29:05,965 --> 00:29:07,375
Yeah, but it's true.
512
00:29:07,425 --> 00:29:10,165
I mean, I was such a bitch to
you in high school, wasn't I?
513
00:29:10,190 --> 00:29:11,193
Yes, yeah.
514
00:29:11,218 --> 00:29:13,047
Yes. Definitely
I was ruthless.
515
00:29:13,097 --> 00:29:15,633
Do you remember
when I was on Accutane?
516
00:29:15,683 --> 00:29:17,427
I mean, you were so mean to me.
517
00:29:17,477 --> 00:29:18,579
I used to literally go home.
518
00:29:18,603 --> 00:29:21,248
I would punch a wall and I'd be like,
God, Lizzie was such a bitch today.
519
00:29:21,272 --> 00:29:22,583
Yeah! Because
I had a crush on you.
520
00:29:22,607 --> 00:29:23,975
- Oh my God. Come on.
- Duh!
521
00:29:24,025 --> 00:29:25,393
- Shut up!
- Obviously! I did.
522
00:29:25,443 --> 00:29:27,228
Oh my God. You were so cute.
523
00:29:27,278 --> 00:29:30,343
I was like, even when your face
was all red and peely,
524
00:29:30,367 --> 00:29:33,234
I wanted to take it and just make out
with you. You were adorable.
525
00:29:33,284 --> 00:29:35,912
I was...I was hideous, dude.
526
00:29:36,913 --> 00:29:39,157
I saw pictures of him
from that time.
527
00:29:39,207 --> 00:29:41,346
You were stilll very cute.
528
00:29:45,171 --> 00:29:47,874
So what would you say
to that guy if you saw him again?
529
00:29:48,307 --> 00:29:50,059
- What guy?
- The guy who bullied you.
530
00:29:50,843 --> 00:29:53,004
I have seen him again. Multiple times.
531
00:29:53,054 --> 00:29:54,722
Really? What did you say?
532
00:29:54,889 --> 00:29:57,175
- Nothing. I ignored him.
- What?
533
00:29:57,225 --> 00:29:58,718
You weren't like,
"Look at me now."
534
00:29:58,768 --> 00:30:00,595
"I'm this big YouTube star..."
535
00:30:00,645 --> 00:30:03,176
"and I make a ton of money
and fuck you."
536
00:30:04,695 --> 00:30:08,323
I mean, he's, like, a
big movie producer now.
537
00:30:08,514 --> 00:30:11,142
I don't think he gives a shit
about my videos, and, um,
538
00:30:11,614 --> 00:30:14,367
I don't make
that much money, so.
539
00:30:15,170 --> 00:30:17,797
Tessa's too enlightened
to engage with that.
540
00:30:18,454 --> 00:30:20,531
Yeah, sure.
541
00:30:20,581 --> 00:30:23,167
Because you're very mature, Tessa.
542
00:30:23,418 --> 00:30:24,535
It's true. You are.
543
00:30:24,585 --> 00:30:26,454
You are. You're very immature.
544
00:30:26,504 --> 00:30:29,674
God, we're so immature.
545
00:30:30,216 --> 00:30:32,210
Oh my God. At dinner tonight?
546
00:30:32,260 --> 00:30:35,179
I can't even talk about it.
547
00:30:35,388 --> 00:30:37,390
That was...
548
00:30:37,598 --> 00:30:39,467
No! Then you...
549
00:30:39,517 --> 00:30:42,020
You went, like, under...
550
00:30:45,347 --> 00:30:47,933
Oh my God. Phew...
551
00:31:00,872 --> 00:31:03,291
What are you doing?
552
00:31:04,545 --> 00:31:06,338
It's so hot in here.
553
00:31:51,773 --> 00:31:52,773
Morning.
554
00:31:52,815 --> 00:31:54,475
Shit. I'm sorry about that.
555
00:31:54,525 --> 00:31:55,894
That's our bad. Seriously,
we can...
556
00:31:55,944 --> 00:31:58,488
We can clean that up.
557
00:32:04,128 --> 00:32:05,296
What are you doing?
558
00:32:06,162 --> 00:32:08,331
Tearing these apart.
559
00:32:09,084 --> 00:32:10,084
Why?
560
00:32:10,867 --> 00:32:14,375
Because that way when this
shit reaches the ocean, you know,
561
00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:17,907
like a sea turtle won't get
stuck in it and choke or whatever.
562
00:32:18,466 --> 00:32:22,362
I mean, instead, they'll,
they'll, like, eat it and and they'll
563
00:32:22,386 --> 00:32:26,724
choke on it, but, like, in a
different way where it's not our fault.
564
00:32:31,145 --> 00:32:32,145
Got it.
565
00:32:36,567 --> 00:32:40,154
Hey. We left a mess out here.
566
00:32:40,446 --> 00:32:41,446
You did.
567
00:32:42,651 --> 00:32:43,651
What?
568
00:32:44,367 --> 00:32:46,411
You did.
I had one beer.
569
00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:50,420
Okay, so you contributed
one beer to the mess.
570
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:53,793
I got you breakfast
and a coffee. An iced one.
571
00:32:53,876 --> 00:32:57,714
Even though I still think
that's legitimately crazy of you.
572
00:32:58,715 --> 00:33:00,375
I need drink some water first.
573
00:33:00,425 --> 00:33:01,551
Yeah, sure.
574
00:33:05,196 --> 00:33:07,782
How are you hungover
when I'm not?
575
00:33:07,807 --> 00:33:10,768
I'm not. I'm just thirsty.
576
00:33:11,394 --> 00:33:13,021
Hey, what's up?
577
00:33:13,928 --> 00:33:15,130
Tessa?
578
00:33:16,024 --> 00:33:17,024
Hello?
579
00:33:18,609 --> 00:33:19,894
I just woke up.
580
00:33:19,944 --> 00:33:22,313
I'm fucking thirsty.
I just need a sec, okay?
581
00:33:22,363 --> 00:33:25,825
What's the matter with you?
582
00:33:27,555 --> 00:33:29,340
It was just a weird night.
Okay?
583
00:33:29,444 --> 00:33:31,697
I just want to, like,
relax and forget about it.
584
00:33:32,332 --> 00:33:33,666
With Lizzy?
585
00:33:34,334 --> 00:33:36,036
Yeah,
with your Philly girlfriend.
586
00:33:36,061 --> 00:33:37,061
Come on, you know...
587
00:33:37,086 --> 00:33:38,871
We've been friends
since we were 14.
588
00:33:38,921 --> 00:33:41,215
You know, she's close
like that with everybody.
589
00:33:41,382 --> 00:33:46,738
She was drunk, and she just broke
up with her boyfriend, so she's been
590
00:33:46,763 --> 00:33:49,974
a little weird,
but that's just her.
591
00:33:51,123 --> 00:33:55,085
If a guy friend had acted like that
towards me, you would have been so angry.
592
00:33:55,874 --> 00:33:56,998
I don't think so.
593
00:33:57,415 --> 00:33:58,866
I think I would have understood.
594
00:33:58,891 --> 00:34:00,301
Understood what?
595
00:34:00,326 --> 00:34:03,980
God! What was with her going on and
on about how in love she was with you?
596
00:34:04,030 --> 00:34:05,773
Okay, Tessa, that's not fair.
597
00:34:05,798 --> 00:34:07,925
All right?
598
00:34:08,993 --> 00:34:10,987
You've slept with her,
haven't you?
599
00:34:11,037 --> 00:34:12,663
No.
600
00:34:15,249 --> 00:34:16,659
- I...
- What?
601
00:34:16,709 --> 00:34:17,994
Nothing, I...
602
00:34:18,044 --> 00:34:19,579
She gave me a handjob once.
603
00:34:19,629 --> 00:34:20,747
One winter break.
604
00:34:20,772 --> 00:34:21,915
That's disgusting.
605
00:34:21,965 --> 00:34:23,416
Why is that disgusting?
606
00:34:23,466 --> 00:34:25,585
Because she's so fucking desperate.
607
00:34:25,635 --> 00:34:30,014
It's like this goo oozing off her
body, this desperate, stinking goo.
608
00:34:30,891 --> 00:34:34,042
"I just want to peel the skin off your
face and eat it" "you were so cute."
609
00:34:34,067 --> 00:34:35,095
God, fucking psycho.
610
00:34:35,145 --> 00:34:37,179
I have watched guys
flirt with you, okay?
611
00:34:37,229 --> 00:34:40,399
And I've just taken it because
you're an attractive girl and I like...
612
00:34:41,108 --> 00:34:42,935
No, you know what it is?
613
00:34:42,985 --> 00:34:45,494
I'm proud to be with a
girl who is as beautiful and
614
00:34:45,518 --> 00:34:48,532
magnetic as you are that so
many guys are attracted to her.
615
00:34:49,617 --> 00:34:53,871
Okay, what?
616
00:34:54,955 --> 00:34:58,209
My God, would you stop
just looking at me like that?
617
00:35:00,127 --> 00:35:02,755
You are so ridiculous.
618
00:35:04,715 --> 00:35:08,094
I have no words for how
stupid you sound right now.
619
00:35:10,017 --> 00:35:15,302
Okay, look, why don't you just...
620
00:35:15,327 --> 00:35:17,580
come sit down, have breakfast, okay?
621
00:35:19,439 --> 00:35:20,445
Come on.
622
00:35:20,470 --> 00:35:22,106
You sound like you're
talking to a dog. Fuck off.
623
00:35:22,131 --> 00:35:24,831
Oh my God! I am just trying to
move past this stupid fight we're having
624
00:35:24,894 --> 00:35:26,295
about absolutely nothing.
625
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:27,814
I mean, what do you
want me to say? Huh?
626
00:35:27,864 --> 00:35:29,907
That Lizzie is desperate
627
00:35:30,491 --> 00:35:34,028
and pathetic, and you shouldn't
compare yourself to her at all.
628
00:35:34,078 --> 00:35:36,760
Yeah? Does that satisfy you to
hear that about a perfectly innocent girl
629
00:35:36,791 --> 00:35:40,205
who just got a little
bit too drunk last night?
630
00:35:46,934 --> 00:35:52,231
I would also add that you guys
are pathetic losers stuck in the past.
631
00:35:53,723 --> 00:36:01,647
God, it is so painful for you to shove
your sad, sad nostalgia down my throat.
632
00:36:05,526 --> 00:36:07,774
What the fuck!
633
00:36:09,488 --> 00:36:11,198
I'm going to take a shower.
634
00:36:13,617 --> 00:36:16,662
I'm not cleaning this up.
635
00:36:20,499 --> 00:36:23,919
I'm not cleaning this up!
636
00:37:01,999 --> 00:37:03,081
I didn't clean it up.
637
00:37:03,106 --> 00:37:04,744
Yeah, I heard you
the first hundred times.
638
00:37:04,794 --> 00:37:06,579
- So it's still there.
- So?
639
00:37:06,928 --> 00:37:10,278
So we're guests here, so
why don't you go and clean it up
640
00:37:10,303 --> 00:37:11,521
up before Adam comes out
and is like,
641
00:37:11,568 --> 00:37:12,586
"What the fuck?"
642
00:37:12,611 --> 00:37:15,321
I don't give a fuck what
that guy thinks, alright?
643
00:37:16,472 --> 00:37:18,349
You're horrible.
644
00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:22,094
Listen. Okay.
645
00:37:22,144 --> 00:37:26,136
Hey, if I go clean it up, all right,
will you forget whatever bullshit you
646
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:30,152
thought happened last night and we
can just move on with our fucking day?
647
00:37:30,882 --> 00:37:32,625
Tessa, come on.
648
00:37:34,740 --> 00:37:35,908
I mean, that sounds like
649
00:37:37,201 --> 00:37:39,787
a pretty good deal to me, right?
650
00:37:42,628 --> 00:37:44,537
Tessa, please.
651
00:37:45,107 --> 00:37:47,932
I can't keep doing this. Just...
652
00:37:50,464 --> 00:37:56,637
will you
please be nice to me again?
653
00:38:04,562 --> 00:38:05,562
Fine.
654
00:38:06,522 --> 00:38:08,816
Okay. Okay.
655
00:38:08,941 --> 00:38:10,442
I love you.
656
00:38:13,279 --> 00:38:15,489
I'm sorry.
657
00:38:16,407 --> 00:38:19,451
I'm sorry.
I love you.
658
00:38:22,496 --> 00:38:24,206
I love you too.
659
00:38:26,667 --> 00:38:27,667
Do you, um...
660
00:38:28,888 --> 00:38:31,935
Do you not want Lizzy
to do the video anymore?
661
00:38:33,090 --> 00:38:34,550
No, it's fine.
662
00:38:35,342 --> 00:38:36,794
Okay? It's not a big deal.
663
00:38:36,844 --> 00:38:37,962
But she, um.
664
00:38:38,012 --> 00:38:39,012
She asked yesterday.
665
00:38:39,054 --> 00:38:42,174
She seem pretty excited,
but it's not a big deal.
666
00:38:42,224 --> 00:38:44,852
No. She should still do it.
667
00:38:46,020 --> 00:38:47,563
- You sure?
- Yeah.
668
00:38:48,564 --> 00:38:49,857
Stop asking me.
669
00:39:00,034 --> 00:39:03,746
Today I have a very special
guest with me.
670
00:39:04,830 --> 00:39:06,699
This is Lizzy.
671
00:39:06,749 --> 00:39:10,348
I just met her last night
for the first time
672
00:39:10,961 --> 00:39:14,965
and she went to high school
with my boyfriend.
673
00:39:16,258 --> 00:39:19,345
And I'm also very excited
674
00:39:21,805 --> 00:39:26,226
to be using some local products today.
675
00:39:37,363 --> 00:39:42,489
They're called "City of Sisterly Love"
676
00:39:46,705 --> 00:39:51,498
"Serums for hair, skin"
677
00:39:52,419 --> 00:39:54,167
"and soul."
678
00:39:57,174 --> 00:40:00,344
I'm going to be using
679
00:40:02,137 --> 00:40:04,848
a few drops
680
00:40:05,557 --> 00:40:08,560
of the concentrated
681
00:40:08,936 --> 00:40:11,800
body oil,
682
00:40:19,129 --> 00:40:21,207
which smells
683
00:40:21,699 --> 00:40:25,506
absolutely amazing.
684
00:40:34,394 --> 00:40:38,382
Lizzy, you want to take a
deep breath in and out for me.
685
00:42:17,606 --> 00:42:19,900
You can relax again.
686
00:42:42,756 --> 00:42:44,758
Wasting no time.
687
00:42:44,967 --> 00:42:45,967
Yeah.
688
00:42:49,054 --> 00:42:50,722
You sure you can't come?
689
00:42:51,515 --> 00:42:53,696
No. They have this
big profile coming out
690
00:42:53,721 --> 00:42:57,048
in some magazine and
they want this before that.
691
00:43:02,151 --> 00:43:04,103
Why are you changing your shirt?
692
00:43:04,153 --> 00:43:05,153
What?
693
00:43:05,988 --> 00:43:08,065
Why are you changing your shirt?
694
00:43:08,115 --> 00:43:09,566
I'm going to a nice dinner.
695
00:43:09,616 --> 00:43:11,243
I want to look nice.
696
00:43:11,931 --> 00:43:13,933
But the other shirt was nice.
697
00:43:15,747 --> 00:43:17,416
This one's nicer.
698
00:43:18,336 --> 00:43:21,089
You don't even wear shirts
like that when we go out.
699
00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:23,205
What...
700
00:43:23,255 --> 00:43:25,424
What are you even talking about?
701
00:43:25,838 --> 00:43:28,132
Nothing. I just...
702
00:43:31,013 --> 00:43:32,013
Just what?
703
00:43:34,850 --> 00:43:35,850
Nothing.
704
00:43:36,810 --> 00:43:39,429
It's just that your friends
already find you so intimidating.
705
00:43:39,479 --> 00:43:41,648
You don't want to show
off by looking so good.
706
00:43:45,485 --> 00:43:46,945
Suck up.
707
00:43:58,676 --> 00:44:01,514
What stops
you from acting on it?
708
00:44:02,669 --> 00:44:05,005
Acting on what?
709
00:44:06,006 --> 00:44:07,628
I mean, the relationship.
710
00:44:09,176 --> 00:44:11,566
We've talked about it in previous sessions
711
00:44:11,605 --> 00:44:14,198
and it feels like it could be
positive for you in the long run.
712
00:44:15,974 --> 00:44:18,894
So what's stopping you?
713
00:44:22,940 --> 00:44:24,983
Loving someone like Ben feels...
714
00:44:26,068 --> 00:44:27,707
really lonely...
715
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:33,424
because as much as I complain about
him and know things aren't working
716
00:44:33,449 --> 00:44:36,186
or they could be and I just
don't know how to get us there,
717
00:44:36,249 --> 00:44:38,648
maybe that's the same thing.
718
00:44:39,456 --> 00:44:44,494
I feel so much for him and I see so
much in him that no one else does.
719
00:44:44,544 --> 00:44:48,875
And I mean, you can't explain
what compels you to someone else.
720
00:44:48,925 --> 00:44:51,510
You just feel it
in your whole body.
721
00:44:53,262 --> 00:44:55,985
And that's why I think it's so lonely,
722
00:44:56,024 --> 00:45:00,696
because you can love someone so much
and not be able to share that with anyone.
723
00:45:01,812 --> 00:45:04,731
Do you think Ben feels the same?
724
00:45:06,024 --> 00:45:08,986
I don't think
Ben ever feels lonely.
725
00:45:10,112 --> 00:45:11,839
I think that's the main
difference between us.
726
00:45:11,863 --> 00:45:16,827
I think that's, like, where all
this conflict comes from, right?
727
00:45:18,495 --> 00:45:20,372
Do you feel lonely often?
728
00:45:27,283 --> 00:45:28,409
Tessa?
729
00:45:44,771 --> 00:45:47,524
It's hard to explain.
730
00:45:50,402 --> 00:45:53,363
Sometimes I play this game
with myself where I...
731
00:45:55,082 --> 00:45:59,098
I pretend that a spirit's
been inhabiting my body
732
00:45:59,123 --> 00:46:01,717
and then, you know, I get
control back
733
00:46:01,742 --> 00:46:04,874
and I come to and I really have
to quickly gauge where I am.
734
00:46:04,916 --> 00:46:08,312
And, you know, I think, "Oh,
you know,"
735
00:46:08,337 --> 00:46:10,797
"this must be my mom or, oh,"
736
00:46:11,089 --> 00:46:13,834
"I'm in a caf� drinking coffee
and reading a book."
737
00:46:13,884 --> 00:46:15,260
And I think,
738
00:46:15,552 --> 00:46:18,322
you know, sometimes I
play this game with Ben,
739
00:46:18,354 --> 00:46:21,166
and for a lot of the instances,
I don't know if I would... um,
740
00:46:22,934 --> 00:46:27,272
that I would recognize that I was
with him, like, that he was my partner.
741
00:46:29,232 --> 00:46:31,651
It's like I don't belong to him.
742
00:46:33,653 --> 00:46:35,530
Do you want to belong to him?
743
00:46:38,158 --> 00:46:39,201
Yes.
744
00:46:40,952 --> 00:46:42,454
Why?
745
00:46:50,128 --> 00:46:52,047
Because it means I've won.
746
00:47:16,738 --> 00:47:18,865
You can see it's
kind of like a human head.
747
00:47:19,116 --> 00:47:22,494
So sound travels in through these ears.
748
00:47:23,203 --> 00:47:24,203
And then
749
00:47:24,407 --> 00:47:26,951
it replicates what it would
sound like inside of your head.
750
00:47:26,976 --> 00:47:31,147
So it sounds really
realistic and amplified.
751
00:47:33,338 --> 00:47:34,916
Do you want to
put your headphones on?
752
00:47:34,941 --> 00:47:36,901
Yeah.
753
00:47:41,242 --> 00:47:50,493
So I'm going to start whispering
into it and moving my head around
754
00:47:50,897 --> 00:47:57,779
and maybe I'll even tap
on the ears a little bit.
755
00:48:01,700 --> 00:48:07,239
And don't you see how it sounds like
it's coming from inside of your head?
756
00:48:07,289 --> 00:48:09,157
Like I'm actually touching you?
757
00:48:09,207 --> 00:48:11,501
Yeah, it's...
It's really cool.
758
00:48:13,712 --> 00:48:17,841
Could...
Um, could you do it again?
759
00:48:18,425 --> 00:48:20,260
Yeah.
760
00:48:52,584 --> 00:48:54,148
Sorry. Do you need the
kitchen or something?
761
00:48:54,173 --> 00:48:56,550
No, I'm going out.
762
00:48:58,554 --> 00:49:01,564
I'm a part of an ultimate Frisbee group,
763
00:49:01,589 --> 00:49:04,962
so I'm going to go meet
them at Fairmount Park.
764
00:49:05,889 --> 00:49:06,889
Cool.
765
00:49:07,671 --> 00:49:09,547
Yeah. Lance?
766
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,180
He was a part of it
and told me I should join.
767
00:49:13,230 --> 00:49:16,900
It's actually really fun and
the people are really nice.
768
00:49:17,901 --> 00:49:18,901
That's great.
769
00:49:19,584 --> 00:49:21,703
- I hope you have fun.
- See you later.
770
00:49:21,988 --> 00:49:23,365
Bye.
771
00:49:32,631 --> 00:49:34,508
Hello?
772
00:49:36,044 --> 00:49:37,044
Hi.
773
00:49:37,754 --> 00:49:39,089
Hi. It's us.
774
00:49:42,050 --> 00:49:44,586
Alright, princess.
Pretty, pretty princess.
775
00:49:44,636 --> 00:49:46,505
Inside you go.
776
00:49:46,555 --> 00:49:49,808
Hi! Oh, you look cozy.
777
00:49:51,393 --> 00:49:56,106
So your man's got a little drunk
tonight, and I had to drive him home.
778
00:49:56,940 --> 00:49:58,817
Where were you guys?
779
00:50:00,318 --> 00:50:03,104
Well, they were at a bar, and I went
home to walk my dog after dinner.
780
00:50:03,154 --> 00:50:05,380
And next thing I know,
all the guys are calling me
781
00:50:05,405 --> 00:50:08,250
to pick them up like I'm
their fucking chauffeur.
782
00:50:10,495 --> 00:50:11,580
I'm sorry.
783
00:50:12,122 --> 00:50:13,373
It's whatever.
784
00:50:14,291 --> 00:50:16,368
I'll see you at the reunion
tomorrow, yeah?
785
00:50:16,418 --> 00:50:18,002
- Yeah.
- Okay.
786
00:50:19,413 --> 00:50:21,957
- Bye Benjamin.
- Bye Lizzy.
787
00:50:22,716 --> 00:50:23,917
Love you.
788
00:50:23,967 --> 00:50:24,968
I love you.
789
00:50:26,636 --> 00:50:27,929
Bye.
790
00:50:34,227 --> 00:50:36,513
- Hi.
- Mmm.
791
00:50:36,563 --> 00:50:38,064
Oh my God. You're wasted.
792
00:50:38,523 --> 00:50:41,038
Mm. What are you doing?
793
00:50:41,985 --> 00:50:45,280
You know, just reading
and having a little vino.
794
00:50:45,655 --> 00:50:46,815
A little vino.
795
00:50:46,865 --> 00:50:47,865
Yeah.
796
00:50:53,144 --> 00:50:55,354
That feels good.
797
00:50:55,790 --> 00:50:57,417
I know.
798
00:51:01,513 --> 00:51:03,794
I'm really sorry about today.
799
00:51:06,926 --> 00:51:07,926
I know.
800
00:51:10,305 --> 00:51:12,606
I can't believe I threw
an iced coffee at you.
801
00:51:12,631 --> 00:51:13,749
Like, what the fuck.
802
00:51:13,774 --> 00:51:16,560
- The iced part.
- Yeah. That's what really got you.
803
00:51:16,585 --> 00:51:18,963
Yeah, that was fucked up.
804
00:51:26,905 --> 00:51:28,615
I'm a shit boyfriend.
805
00:51:29,394 --> 00:51:31,346
I'm a really shitty boyfriend.
806
00:51:31,576 --> 00:51:33,036
Don't say that.
807
00:51:34,329 --> 00:51:36,156
Your thighs are so soft...
808
00:51:36,206 --> 00:51:38,333
I love you so much.
809
00:51:41,419 --> 00:51:43,630
I love you too.
810
00:51:52,972 --> 00:51:55,073
Fuck, Lizzy. Yeah?
811
00:51:55,098 --> 00:51:56,725
Hm? Yeah, sure.
812
00:51:57,143 --> 00:51:59,262
Did she say anything about me
tonight?
813
00:51:59,312 --> 00:52:00,897
What would she have said?
814
00:52:01,564 --> 00:52:03,308
Just about how the video went.
815
00:52:03,358 --> 00:52:05,819
No, no, it didn't come up.
816
00:52:06,027 --> 00:52:07,027
Okay.
817
00:52:10,941 --> 00:52:13,394
Lizzy's a good person, Tessa.
818
00:52:13,702 --> 00:52:15,111
You just don't know her.
819
00:52:15,161 --> 00:52:16,705
But she's a good person.
820
00:52:19,916 --> 00:52:21,876
We're all good people.
821
00:52:22,752 --> 00:52:23,752
Sure.
822
00:52:30,093 --> 00:52:31,093
Okay.
823
00:52:31,594 --> 00:52:33,178
Go to sleep.
Okay?
824
00:52:36,057 --> 00:52:39,102
But not on me. Come on.
825
00:52:39,561 --> 00:52:40,854
Where are you going?
826
00:52:42,397 --> 00:52:45,233
I'm just going to sit on the
couch and hang out for a little bit.
827
00:52:46,776 --> 00:52:47,776
Why?
828
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:49,658
It's just
kind of stuffy in here.
829
00:52:49,904 --> 00:52:51,156
Go to sleep.
830
00:53:20,351 --> 00:53:22,145
Hey, how was it?
831
00:53:24,105 --> 00:53:28,276
Really fun. I'm really sweaty.
832
00:54:25,291 --> 00:54:26,835
Hey, man.
833
00:54:27,836 --> 00:54:30,672
Just wanted to check in.
834
00:54:31,089 --> 00:54:33,758
I... I hope your
mom's doing okay.
835
00:54:34,527 --> 00:54:39,740
I wanted to tell you that the
first guests are here, and...
836
00:54:40,473 --> 00:54:42,550
they're, they're kind of weird.
837
00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:46,888
Um, but, yeah,
you can call me back later.
838
00:54:46,938 --> 00:54:48,139
I'll call you or...
839
00:54:48,189 --> 00:54:50,141
Yeah, I'll talk to you later.
840
00:54:50,191 --> 00:54:51,191
See ya.
841
00:55:14,870 --> 00:55:16,370
Hey, um...
842
00:55:16,759 --> 00:55:17,759
Tessa?
843
00:55:18,678 --> 00:55:19,678
Yeah?
844
00:55:21,389 --> 00:55:22,970
Um...
845
00:55:31,180 --> 00:55:32,696
So...
846
00:55:33,860 --> 00:55:35,441
It was, um,
847
00:55:36,279 --> 00:55:38,615
really nice
848
00:55:39,032 --> 00:55:44,867
when you were doing that like,
that thing with the microphone.
849
00:55:45,494 --> 00:55:46,704
And I was
850
00:55:47,736 --> 00:55:50,071
wondering if we could
851
00:55:50,096 --> 00:55:52,890
um, like, do that again?
852
00:55:56,084 --> 00:55:59,045
I could pay you or something.
853
00:56:00,887 --> 00:56:07,927
I know that it's, um, I know that it's
really weird, but like, um, I don't know.
854
00:56:07,977 --> 00:56:12,248
It was, um, it was really nice.
855
00:56:12,273 --> 00:56:15,934
And I...
856
00:56:17,820 --> 00:56:20,615
it helped me, like, calm down.
857
00:56:25,028 --> 00:56:26,480
Um... okay.
858
00:56:26,983 --> 00:56:31,279
This is awkward.
This is, like, really weird.
859
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:36,880
It's, um.
860
00:56:37,256 --> 00:56:38,633
It's just that...
861
00:56:41,886 --> 00:56:43,471
I haven't, like,
862
00:56:43,805 --> 00:56:47,529
had someone around
863
00:56:47,642 --> 00:56:51,266
who would treat me like that for
864
00:56:52,355 --> 00:56:57,193
a while, and it's been
something I've missed. And...
865
00:57:00,154 --> 00:57:02,945
I don't know, like, especially,
like, since Lance left,
866
00:57:02,970 --> 00:57:06,203
I've felt, like, like, really
867
00:57:07,245 --> 00:57:10,164
lonely, I guess.
868
00:57:12,917 --> 00:57:15,211
Oh, I'm sorry.
869
00:57:15,628 --> 00:57:17,839
You don't have to be.
Just...
870
00:57:19,590 --> 00:57:22,885
It was...
It was just nice.
871
00:57:28,417 --> 00:57:31,495
I wonder, I, um.
872
00:57:32,061 --> 00:57:36,566
Have you ever had a
girlfriend or a partner before?
873
00:57:37,525 --> 00:57:39,694
Yeah. I did.
874
00:57:40,278 --> 00:57:43,322
In college for a little while.
875
00:57:44,157 --> 00:57:45,908
What happened?
876
00:57:50,371 --> 00:57:52,999
She just, um.
877
00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,669
She just, like, didn't like me
878
00:57:57,920 --> 00:57:59,464
that much after a while.
879
00:58:00,757 --> 00:58:03,459
She said I never left her alone.
880
00:58:03,509 --> 00:58:06,304
She got um, just like, tired of me or...
881
00:58:06,888 --> 00:58:08,931
something like that.
882
00:58:12,101 --> 00:58:16,564
I'm not really good at talking to women.
883
00:58:18,024 --> 00:58:21,873
That's why it was really
cool living with Lance
884
00:58:21,912 --> 00:58:24,673
because he was like, really, like,
smooth with the ladies, you know?
885
00:58:24,698 --> 00:58:26,878
And he would, like, give me tips and,
886
00:58:26,903 --> 00:58:29,821
like, sometimes when I was
talking to a girl online and like,
887
00:58:29,846 --> 00:58:30,928
didn't know what to say.
888
00:58:30,953 --> 00:58:33,915
He would like, type
everything out for me.
889
00:58:34,916 --> 00:58:36,417
He sounds
like a really good roommate.
890
00:58:37,585 --> 00:58:40,308
I mean, he's like my best friend.
891
00:58:40,713 --> 00:58:43,549
He's like the best friend.
He's like the coolest guy ever.
892
00:58:44,967 --> 00:58:47,720
I wish you could meet him.
893
00:58:49,097 --> 00:58:52,536
He's that kind of person, you know,
the kind of person that you want
894
00:58:53,091 --> 00:58:55,567
every other person to get to know.
895
00:58:58,231 --> 00:58:59,315
I love that.
896
00:59:01,329 --> 00:59:02,414
What?
897
00:59:02,985 --> 00:59:05,154
What you just said.
898
00:59:06,781 --> 00:59:11,911
Sometimes I feel like I don't
know a lot of really good people.
899
00:59:14,372 --> 00:59:16,874
They're hard to find.
900
00:59:18,042 --> 00:59:20,419
I know I'm not one of them.
901
00:59:23,422 --> 00:59:24,422
I uh...
902
00:59:25,466 --> 00:59:27,677
I try to be, but...
903
00:59:30,054 --> 00:59:31,635
I don't know.
904
00:59:33,099 --> 00:59:36,018
Why don't you think you're
one of them?
905
00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:43,442
Well... people, like...
906
00:59:46,070 --> 00:59:50,324
I don't have a lot of friends
907
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:54,508
and people don't seem, like,
908
00:59:56,247 --> 00:59:58,833
happy to see me.
909
01:00:02,756 --> 01:00:07,177
People are always happy
to see Lance.
910
01:00:22,982 --> 01:00:23,982
Here.
911
01:00:26,694 --> 01:00:27,694
What?
912
01:00:30,799 --> 01:00:33,889
Just close your eyes.
913
01:02:05,751 --> 01:02:07,703
What are you guys doing?
914
01:02:07,753 --> 01:02:10,982
Oh, um, you know,
915
01:02:11,007 --> 01:02:15,281
Adam was just curious
about the ASMR stuff,
916
01:02:15,306 --> 01:02:18,461
so I just thought I'd
show him what it felt like.
917
01:02:21,642 --> 01:02:22,642
Well,
918
01:02:23,811 --> 01:02:26,564
Adam, it definitely looked
like you were enjoying yourself.
919
01:02:30,026 --> 01:02:32,566
Don't let me interrupt you guys.
920
01:02:40,536 --> 01:02:43,572
No, seriously,
can we keep going?
921
01:02:43,622 --> 01:02:44,623
Ben...
922
01:02:45,082 --> 01:02:46,951
No. Tessa. I'm serious.
923
01:02:47,001 --> 01:02:48,878
Just don't stop.
924
01:02:51,471 --> 01:02:56,017
I mean you can't stop
when he's that close, right?
925
01:02:57,970 --> 01:02:58,970
My God...
926
01:03:00,514 --> 01:03:02,725
you guys are...
927
01:03:32,755 --> 01:03:34,853
You're not even going to say anything?
928
01:03:38,219 --> 01:03:43,516
I don't know what to say, because
whatever I say is going to make you angry.
929
01:03:44,308 --> 01:03:46,765
Well, I'm allowed to be angry, right?
930
01:03:50,106 --> 01:03:52,103
What the fuck were you doing?
931
01:03:53,609 --> 01:03:55,528
What I always do.
932
01:03:55,986 --> 01:03:57,488
What do you always do?
933
01:03:58,656 --> 01:03:59,990
ASMR.
934
01:04:00,866 --> 01:04:04,737
Tessa. Can you stop treating
me like I'm a fucking idiot?
935
01:04:04,787 --> 01:04:05,787
It's really exhausting.
936
01:04:05,830 --> 01:04:07,957
- But that's what I was doing.
- Why?
937
01:04:08,499 --> 01:04:10,284
I don't know. Because I was...
938
01:04:10,334 --> 01:04:13,754
I was bored and a little
drunk and I don't know.
939
01:04:17,632 --> 01:04:21,467
I cannot believe you getting
so pissed at whatever bullshit
940
01:04:21,492 --> 01:04:22,998
you thought went down with Lizzy
941
01:04:23,023 --> 01:04:25,987
when you have been pampering
this complete, like, fucking stranger
942
01:04:26,012 --> 01:04:28,911
who's been staring at us with
his fucking bug eyes all weekend.
943
01:04:28,936 --> 01:04:30,997
You're acting like he was,
like, a rapist or something.
944
01:04:31,021 --> 01:04:34,309
I offered. He didn't force
me into anything. I offered.
945
01:04:34,359 --> 01:04:35,893
Women do that! They, like, offer.
946
01:04:35,943 --> 01:04:39,363
They think quiet weird
guys are sympathetic and it is
947
01:04:39,697 --> 01:04:41,866
very fucking annoying.
Why do you do that?
948
01:04:42,116 --> 01:04:43,859
I was just trying to be
nice to him.
949
01:04:43,909 --> 01:04:47,029
We were just talking about how
lonely he was and it was just like...
950
01:04:47,079 --> 01:04:48,598
It wasn't even like
he was an adult man.
951
01:04:48,622 --> 01:04:51,249
It was just like he was this boy and he
wants someone to talk to him like that.
952
01:04:51,274 --> 01:04:53,452
That's great! I'm so
happy that you've bonded.
953
01:04:53,502 --> 01:04:55,712
Is this why you've been
hanging back, staying in?
954
01:04:55,737 --> 01:04:56,780
No.
955
01:04:57,819 --> 01:04:59,418
It's because I...
I don't...
956
01:04:59,468 --> 01:05:00,876
I don't know how to be here.
957
01:05:00,926 --> 01:05:03,462
I don't know what to do, how
to act around your friends here.
958
01:05:03,512 --> 01:05:05,612
Oh! Okay! So it's that you're
not the center of attention,
959
01:05:05,644 --> 01:05:08,409
so you have to rope some fucking
weirdo into making you feel important.
960
01:05:08,434 --> 01:05:09,435
That's it?
961
01:05:10,719 --> 01:05:13,414
You think I'm that hungry for attention?
That I'm that desperate?
962
01:05:13,439 --> 01:05:15,024
No! But you definitely like it!
963
01:05:15,608 --> 01:05:17,601
You definitely aren't telling him to stop
964
01:05:17,633 --> 01:05:20,508
even when it's about to
cross a thin fucking line.
965
01:05:21,071 --> 01:05:23,628
You'd rather he keep going
till the last possible second
966
01:05:23,698 --> 01:05:25,880
and then you can act terrified
by the fact
967
01:05:25,919 --> 01:05:28,262
that he wants you as if you didn't
know the whole fucking time, Tessa!
968
01:05:28,287 --> 01:05:30,823
Of course I know!
969
01:05:30,873 --> 01:05:33,367
But that doesn't mean
this is all so conniving.
970
01:05:33,417 --> 01:05:35,744
I can't help how he feels
about me, so I'm just...
971
01:05:35,794 --> 01:05:38,023
I'm just trying to be nice to
him. I'm not trying to fuck him.
972
01:05:38,047 --> 01:05:39,423
Does he know that?
973
01:05:39,590 --> 01:05:40,708
Does he know that?
974
01:05:40,758 --> 01:05:42,152
I don't think
he fucking knows that.
975
01:05:42,176 --> 01:05:43,731
And I think you want to keep it that way
976
01:05:43,763 --> 01:05:46,216
because I don't think you
actually give a shit about this guy.
977
01:05:46,555 --> 01:05:48,355
You reward him because
he gives you attention.
978
01:05:48,390 --> 01:05:51,010
You comfort him because
he gives you attention.
979
01:05:51,060 --> 01:05:53,387
That's why you hate Lizzy.
980
01:05:53,437 --> 01:05:54,763
That's why you hate Lizzy.
981
01:05:54,813 --> 01:05:57,350
But you'll... you'll cuddle up next
to this absolute fucking pervert.
982
01:05:57,525 --> 01:05:58,525
Is that right?
983
01:05:59,652 --> 01:06:02,020
You always have to
make everything so disgusting.
984
01:06:02,045 --> 01:06:04,256
No. No, Tessa.
985
01:06:05,658 --> 01:06:06,784
Oh, come on.
986
01:06:07,493 --> 01:06:08,702
That's you.
987
01:06:09,397 --> 01:06:11,634
Because you're the one out
there touching that guy making him
988
01:06:11,673 --> 01:06:15,244
think he actually had a
fucking chance with you, right?
989
01:06:19,713 --> 01:06:22,633
Well, maybe I wanted him to think that.
990
01:06:23,759 --> 01:06:27,596
Maybe that's the only way you
keep a guy being nice to you.
991
01:06:29,348 --> 01:06:31,758
Maybe I wanted to reward someone
992
01:06:31,813 --> 01:06:35,579
for being generous to me and
let me be generous to them.
993
01:06:36,237 --> 01:06:39,495
Maybe I want to feel like
there was something else
994
01:06:39,628 --> 01:06:43,587
besides this miserable,
miserable cycle we're in
995
01:06:43,612 --> 01:06:45,418
of not knowing how to treat each other,
996
01:06:45,443 --> 01:06:48,217
how to talk to each other, how
to actually be nice to each other.
997
01:06:48,242 --> 01:06:51,096
Always being so cool and nonchalant
and judgmental and shit talking!
998
01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:53,997
Hey, don't act like you don't
like my fucking shit talking, okay?
999
01:06:54,039 --> 01:06:55,991
Don't act like I'm
some horrible fucking man!
1000
01:06:56,041 --> 01:06:57,519
But sometimes you act like a horrible man!
1001
01:06:57,543 --> 01:07:01,142
Yeah! But sometimes you are a
horrible fucking woman, okay?
1002
01:07:02,579 --> 01:07:08,566
Because what you were doing out there
that was so nice and charitable to Adam,
1003
01:07:09,597 --> 01:07:12,341
you know that that fucking hurt me, right?
1004
01:07:13,238 --> 01:07:15,177
You know that hurt me.
1005
01:07:15,227 --> 01:07:20,353
All this is is actually
really fucking hurting me.
1006
01:07:23,527 --> 01:07:25,108
I'm sorry.
1007
01:07:26,488 --> 01:07:28,524
I don't know how I got to
where I was.
1008
01:07:28,574 --> 01:07:31,201
Suddenly I was there.
It felt good.
1009
01:07:31,410 --> 01:07:33,466
So I kept going.
1010
01:07:35,789 --> 01:07:37,620
What felt good?
1011
01:07:39,001 --> 01:07:40,619
- What felt good?
- I don't know.
1012
01:07:40,669 --> 01:07:41,735
What felt good? Hurting me?
1013
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:43,460
No, of course not.
1014
01:07:45,215 --> 01:07:46,963
The attention.
1015
01:07:48,469 --> 01:07:49,628
- The attention?
- Okay.
1016
01:07:49,678 --> 01:07:52,089
Yes, maybe. I don't know.
Just stop asking me.
1017
01:07:52,139 --> 01:07:54,058
Yes, yes, yes!
1018
01:07:58,312 --> 01:08:01,015
And I don't really know
what to do here.
1019
01:08:01,065 --> 01:08:02,066
This is...
1020
01:08:04,318 --> 01:08:08,522
really fucking strange Tessa, you're...
1021
01:08:08,572 --> 01:08:14,236
You're weirding me out. I, ugh, I
really don't know how to deal with this.
1022
01:08:15,454 --> 01:08:17,831
I don't really know
how to deal with you.
1023
01:08:19,089 --> 01:08:22,707
Okay... what do you want me to say?
1024
01:08:24,421 --> 01:08:26,707
That I feel bad for him?
1025
01:08:26,757 --> 01:08:31,107
That I fucking pity him
because he's sad and strange
1026
01:08:31,162 --> 01:08:33,943
and he seems to only have one
friend who he's fully obsessed with,
1027
01:08:33,974 --> 01:08:35,553
who might be imaginary?
1028
01:08:40,646 --> 01:08:41,646
Okay.
1029
01:08:42,856 --> 01:08:43,856
What?
1030
01:08:45,067 --> 01:08:46,735
I also thought that.
1031
01:08:51,699 --> 01:08:52,991
I fully think so.
1032
01:08:57,913 --> 01:08:59,498
You're such a fucking freak.
1033
01:09:00,541 --> 01:09:02,334
Yeah, sort of.
1034
01:09:05,337 --> 01:09:07,840
What were you guys even talking about?
1035
01:09:08,590 --> 01:09:10,994
He was just going on and
on about how amazing Lance is.
1036
01:09:11,018 --> 01:09:12,169
No one's named Lance.
1037
01:09:12,219 --> 01:09:13,637
Yeah, I know.
1038
01:09:15,973 --> 01:09:17,182
Then what?
1039
01:09:20,018 --> 01:09:21,061
And then
1040
01:09:23,647 --> 01:09:28,185
- I saw him in his baggy gym shorts...
- Oh my God.
1041
01:09:28,235 --> 01:09:30,354
And I just knew
I had to touch him.
1042
01:09:30,404 --> 01:09:31,947
Shut the fuck up.
1043
01:09:32,823 --> 01:09:33,824
And then
1044
01:09:34,408 --> 01:09:39,594
when he came back from ultimate frisbee,
so sweaty, I just couldn't resist him.
1045
01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:41,749
I swear to God.
1046
01:09:43,876 --> 01:09:45,335
And then...
1047
01:09:46,462 --> 01:09:48,213
I saw him
1048
01:09:48,839 --> 01:09:50,299
in his little sweatpants
1049
01:09:51,258 --> 01:09:52,876
and it just made me so wet.
1050
01:09:52,926 --> 01:09:53,926
Oh, yeah.
1051
01:09:54,778 --> 01:10:00,701
Oh, I don't know
if I can do this with you
1052
01:10:00,726 --> 01:10:03,061
after having Adam.
1053
01:10:04,480 --> 01:10:08,066
No! It just won't be the same!
1054
01:10:25,209 --> 01:10:33,209
Oh... oh...
1055
01:11:10,796 --> 01:11:13,519
Hey, man, Hi.
1056
01:11:15,175 --> 01:11:16,919
I'm sorry about last night.
1057
01:11:16,969 --> 01:11:17,969
It was, uh,
1058
01:11:18,595 --> 01:11:20,172
it was not cool of me.
1059
01:11:20,222 --> 01:11:21,222
I just...
1060
01:11:22,015 --> 01:11:24,009
I just walked into the weird
moment.
1061
01:11:24,059 --> 01:11:29,838
I understand that, but I was
being overprotective of Tessa, and...
1062
01:11:30,607 --> 01:11:32,705
that's not me.
1063
01:11:34,319 --> 01:11:35,737
Sure.
1064
01:11:36,989 --> 01:11:42,494
Tessa is a really nice person, and I
think she likes to make people feel good.
1065
01:11:43,662 --> 01:11:46,990
Sometimes she struggles
with the limitations of that.
1066
01:11:47,688 --> 01:11:49,956
So sorry if she made
you feel weird.
1067
01:11:58,135 --> 01:12:00,133
Yeah, I, uh...
1068
01:12:02,556 --> 01:12:06,059
I guess I felt a little weird.
1069
01:12:06,476 --> 01:12:10,230
Yeah.
You know, she's touchy.
1070
01:12:13,150 --> 01:12:14,522
Okay.
1071
01:13:34,940 --> 01:13:37,109
- Hey.
- Hey.
1072
01:13:37,651 --> 01:13:39,770
What are you up to tonight?
1073
01:13:39,820 --> 01:13:42,698
I'm meeting someone for dinner.
1074
01:13:43,782 --> 01:13:45,046
For a date.
1075
01:13:46,618 --> 01:13:48,745
I'm going to use the bathroom.
1076
01:14:17,610 --> 01:14:20,863
Wow.
You're really good at this.
1077
01:14:21,528 --> 01:14:22,562
Thanks.
1078
01:14:22,612 --> 01:14:23,739
I know.
1079
01:14:26,231 --> 01:14:27,641
Did you have fun?
1080
01:14:27,666 --> 01:14:29,710
Yeah, I had so much fun.
1081
01:14:30,412 --> 01:14:34,641
The dancing was so fun
and the open bar was so fun.
1082
01:14:35,626 --> 01:14:36,911
- Actually?
- Yeah, yeah.
1083
01:14:36,961 --> 01:14:40,839
It's like the high school
experience I never had.
1084
01:14:41,965 --> 01:14:43,258
You looked really good.
1085
01:14:43,383 --> 01:14:45,635
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1086
01:14:50,849 --> 01:14:52,225
Come on.
1087
01:14:54,644 --> 01:14:58,690
- Oh, they're home.
- Oh.
1088
01:15:00,192 --> 01:15:02,331
They sound really annoying.
1089
01:15:03,612 --> 01:15:04,696
Yeah.
1090
01:15:24,382 --> 01:15:26,143
Oh, wow. Hi.
1091
01:15:26,168 --> 01:15:27,965
Hi.
1092
01:15:48,949 --> 01:15:51,485
You can be as loud as you want.
1093
01:15:51,535 --> 01:15:54,079
Okay.
1094
01:15:56,081 --> 01:15:57,600
Go louder. I like it when you're loud.
1095
01:15:57,624 --> 01:16:00,961
- Oh, oh, oh.
- I want to fuck you so bad.
1096
01:16:01,378 --> 01:16:03,038
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1097
01:16:03,088 --> 01:16:05,499
- You're so pretty.
- You don't have to say that.
1098
01:16:05,549 --> 01:16:09,761
- I think you're really pretty.
- You're really nice.
1099
01:16:15,183 --> 01:16:19,396
- Put your hands in my hair.
- Okay.
1100
01:16:30,031 --> 01:16:31,612
What the fuck?
1101
01:16:34,619 --> 01:16:35,829
No, seriously.
1102
01:16:36,246 --> 01:16:37,823
What? What the fuck?
1103
01:16:37,873 --> 01:16:39,745
What is going on?
1104
01:16:41,251 --> 01:16:43,461
Adam's full on fucking, dude.
1105
01:16:44,542 --> 01:16:46,581
Oh my God,
that is so fucking gross.
1106
01:16:46,631 --> 01:16:47,833
He said he had a date tonight.
1107
01:16:47,883 --> 01:16:50,832
Oh, well...
1108
01:16:52,304 --> 01:16:55,724
The walls are thinner
than I thought.
1109
01:17:01,730 --> 01:17:04,474
I'm going to use the bathroom.
1110
01:17:04,524 --> 01:17:05,524
Okay.
1111
01:17:20,999 --> 01:17:23,210
- You like that, huh?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1112
01:17:23,460 --> 01:17:25,003
- Yeah?
- Oh, yeah. I really do.
1113
01:17:29,507 --> 01:17:30,707
Okay. Maybe that was too hard.
1114
01:17:31,801 --> 01:17:32,844
Oh, sorry.
1115
01:17:35,478 --> 01:17:36,524
You like that, huh?
1116
01:17:36,549 --> 01:17:37,821
- Yeah.
- Louder!
1117
01:17:37,846 --> 01:17:39,223
Yes!
1118
01:18:04,668 --> 01:18:08,171
My butt hurts,
like, pretty badly.
1119
01:18:11,383 --> 01:18:12,550
Sorry.
1120
01:18:14,928 --> 01:18:15,928
Shit.
1121
01:18:16,304 --> 01:18:17,931
I'm sorry.
1122
01:18:26,815 --> 01:18:28,646
What the fuck?
1123
01:18:29,317 --> 01:18:30,819
What the fuck.
1124
01:18:32,904 --> 01:18:34,356
Who was that girl?
1125
01:18:34,406 --> 01:18:36,074
I have no idea.
1126
01:18:38,910 --> 01:18:40,403
You still want to have sex?
1127
01:18:40,453 --> 01:18:41,863
- No.
- I'm joking.
1128
01:18:41,913 --> 01:18:45,166
- I feel fucking traumatized.
- Yeah. Same.
1129
01:18:45,709 --> 01:18:47,335
Jesus Christ.
1130
01:18:49,963 --> 01:18:52,507
And I just wonder what
that girl looks like, you know?
1131
01:18:52,799 --> 01:18:53,959
Why do you care?
1132
01:18:54,009 --> 01:18:57,137
I just feel like I can so clearly
imagine his type.
1133
01:18:58,471 --> 01:19:00,390
- What's his type?
- Like...
1134
01:19:00,598 --> 01:19:04,348
Small, cute, Asian,
purple hair or something.
1135
01:19:05,729 --> 01:19:07,097
Small, cute, Asian?
1136
01:19:07,147 --> 01:19:09,649
Yeah, that's clearly his type.
1137
01:19:11,484 --> 01:19:13,612
Well, what's your type, Ben?
1138
01:19:14,046 --> 01:19:15,873
Come on.
You know it's different.
1139
01:19:15,947 --> 01:19:19,326
He looks like he has a fetish.
1140
01:19:20,785 --> 01:19:23,321
Maybe people think
that about you.
1141
01:19:23,371 --> 01:19:28,918
Tessa, there are other things I like about
you apart from you being Asian. Obviously.
1142
01:19:30,284 --> 01:19:31,869
Yeah. Obviously.
1143
01:19:33,271 --> 01:19:35,504
You don't even look that Asian.
1144
01:19:35,985 --> 01:19:37,020
Okay.
1145
01:19:37,045 --> 01:19:38,045
Yeah.
1146
01:19:38,780 --> 01:19:39,989
Sure.
1147
01:21:30,804 --> 01:21:32,598
Hey.
1148
01:21:56,521 --> 01:21:59,607
- Did you see the girl?
- No. Here.
1149
01:22:01,154 --> 01:22:02,322
Thanks.
1150
01:22:04,897 --> 01:22:06,488
Let's go soon.
1151
01:22:07,473 --> 01:22:08,473
Yeah.
1152
01:22:08,498 --> 01:22:10,867
I mean, before we have to see
Adam again.
1153
01:22:10,892 --> 01:22:12,435
Yes, yeah. Definitely.
1154
01:22:15,043 --> 01:22:17,579
If you want to finish
packing, I'll go get the car.
1155
01:22:17,629 --> 01:22:18,630
Okay. Yeah.
1156
01:22:19,547 --> 01:22:21,541
Hey, will you close the
window? It's cold in here.
1157
01:22:21,591 --> 01:22:24,135
It doesn't matter. We'll
be gone soon anyways.
1158
01:22:29,625 --> 01:22:31,377
- Ben.
- Hm?
1159
01:22:31,491 --> 01:22:33,485
What are you smiling about?
1160
01:22:33,519 --> 01:22:36,722
Lizzy just sent me a bunch of
funny pictures from last night.
1161
01:22:36,747 --> 01:22:38,749
- You want to see?
- No. Later.
1162
01:22:38,774 --> 01:22:42,152
Can you get the car, please?
1163
01:23:50,772 --> 01:23:55,618
I was just...
I just wanted to tell you... I...
1164
01:23:56,431 --> 01:23:58,304
I went on a date last night.
1165
01:23:58,354 --> 01:23:59,814
It went well.
1166
01:24:00,164 --> 01:24:01,832
Yeah. Yeah, it was...
1167
01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:04,068
Her name is Kristen.
1168
01:24:05,535 --> 01:24:10,170
I even you know, I did the thing
where I picked a restaurant close by,
1169
01:24:10,233 --> 01:24:13,451
and then she came over and
we played Super Smash Brothers.
1170
01:24:14,484 --> 01:24:15,944
Yeah, she stayed over.
It was...
1171
01:24:17,482 --> 01:24:18,516
It was really nice.
1172
01:24:18,541 --> 01:24:20,460
She was pretty cool.
1173
01:24:20,835 --> 01:24:24,434
I think we'll...we'll
each other again.
1174
01:25:02,585 --> 01:25:04,253
All right.
1175
01:25:04,278 --> 01:25:06,780
Let's get this show on the road.
1176
01:25:09,509 --> 01:25:10,802
Tessa?
1177
01:25:13,846 --> 01:25:15,431
Tessa?
1178
01:25:21,062 --> 01:25:22,397
Tessa...
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