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- SOUTHERN US ACCENT: - I just want to say thank you so much
for your bids and donations.
You have all been absolutely amazing.
And the church tower will be saved!
CHEERING
She really knows how to raise money, does that one.
Oh, she's a dynamo, alrighty.
Vicar Etta, she must be pleased.
Well, she didn't look it.
- I'd better get back. - I'll walk you.
How about a quick visit to Valhalla And Chips, warm the cockles?
Come on, put your arm to bed.
Stella must have drummed up some dosh there tonight at the auction.
I calculate from the sales and the cash-o-meter that they will be
in excess of 40,000 and 16 pence.
- She'll be bob-on as well! - What a brain.
You're going to make it, baby!
Where did the vicar get to? She left pretty darn sharpish.
CHURCH BELLS PEAL
What? It's not Sunday.
BELLS RING DISCORDANTLY
OWL HOOTS
Help!
Help me! Help me!
If you just take a step back, please. Take a step back.
CLOCK TICKS LOUDLY
CHURCH BELLS RING
Well, there they are, Robin,
the bells, just about holding up, like four shabby, ancient rugby lads
shoulder to shoulder, encouraging each other on.
- But for how much longer? - I've seen for years it's crumbling.
Mum was always commenting on it. She was church cleaner, you know.
Those cobwebs wouldn't have been there back in her day.
Sometimes I think the spider webs are the only thing holding it up.
People keep saying that we need a social media campaign,
and I'm hopeless, and we have no money...
..so I cannot thank you enough for offering up your computer skills.
Well, since Mum passed, I spend all me time online.
- But I'm no expert, like. - Quite frankly, anything will help.
Er...did you get time to look at my booklet,
A Short Introductory History Of The Churches Of Blossom Vale?
No, sorry... No.
Looks really interesting, though.
Shall we?
ORGAN PLAYS QUIETLY
I can't get a peep out of the library.
SOBBING
Are you all right?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm overcome. Vicar, I hope you don't mind -
I am taking a record of my late, late ancestor, long-time vicar
and founding father of this church,
the right reverend Stirling Tobias Norris.
Stella Tobias Norris.
Pleased to meet you.
This is Robin. He's in charge of the website for our Save The Tower fund.
I heard about this!
It would be sacrilege for my ancestor's church to go to ruin.
I have a calling to help, and I will.
Though I must return to the States in a few days,
what little time I have is yours.
Oh, and yours, Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandpappy.
I will not let you down.
Here. The first stepping stone.
Mercy!
๏ฟฝ10,000? I don't know what to say.
Say nothing, Vicar. Get the word out, get the church hall ready
for an auction, Friday. Friday! Make a miracle.
The town has until Friday to save the tower.
- Get on it, Robin! - Yes. My new right-hand man.
So she is from Dixieland, this fiery fundraiser.
Oh, yeah, all the way through. She's tall, too.
She's like a stretched-out Dolly Parton, but with jet-black hair,
you know, like Elvis black, piled up to the sky.
She's all over town. She's drumming up cash
and contributions for the auction.
You know, I was in Cath's caff having a decaf...
- Bet she couldn't say that again! - Anyhow, I'd just missed this Stella
but she went out with a cake stand, a cash donation and a free meal,
- by all accounts. - So did Cath muster up a Southern delicacy?
Oh, no. No, no, no, she wanted Spam, peas, a fried egg and chips.
The kind of belly buster you might need to save a church tower.
Mm. Well, the last I heard, she was in Runard's.
Good luck with that moustachioed miser.
He still owes me for my granny's Victoriana condiment flange.
We all know about your granny's flange.
Oh!
You sure have some beautiful things here, Mr Race Runard.
Well, thank you. I find they are even more astoundingly beautiful
- when in your orbit. - Why, thank you, kind sir!
- My pleasure. - Now, about that matter of donating
- one of your precious artefacts. - I only hesitate because...
Do not tell me I have to leave your heavenly emporium empty-handed.
BELL TINKLES
Oh, dearest Uh-Huh is here! Yet another sideys trim?
No, erm, I actually have an important announcement.
- There is an escaped convict on the loose. - Say what?!
Not to panic anyone, but as we're within a 50-mile radius
of the prison, we've been requested to ask that residents
just keep on alert, that's all. I can't really tell you much more,
apart from the fact that he does have quite a distinctive scar
down his cheek. Does anyone have any questions?
- Is he good-looking? - Is he dangerous?
Let's just say it's probably best not to approach him
- if you do encounter him. - What's his name?
Well, he's not likely to give you his real name,
but it is Ricky Matthews. But he goes by the name Zag.
- How long has he been at large for? - Since this morning.
BELL TINKLES
- Her hair's still wet. - Nothing stops the Pony Express!
AS ELVIS: Uh-huh!
THEY GRUNT RHYTHMICALLY
BOTH: Odin! Odin! Odin!
THEY GRUNT
Valhalla!
How do you know that chant?
Couldn't say. Instinct, maybe?
My momma and daddy had their DNA done -
Daddy nothing, but Momma, it came back, well,
100% Viking!
No Odin-ing way!
So a Viking stands before you.
Or a Viking princess, as my daddy liked to brag.
He was right.
Stan.
Now, if I take that, you're not going to throw me
over your shoulder, are you, and sail away with me?
- No. - With his back? Are you kidding?
- And he gets seasick. - Oi, watch it.
I'm collecting cash and donations for the church tower.
Oh, well, say no more. Kev, empty that tip box into her handbag.
Thank you, kind Norsemen.
Oh, excuse me, boys.
Seems like a well-established business you have here.
- Uh-huh. - You own it outright?
He does. This year is his final mortgage payment.
- ALL: - Valhalla!
Aye. It weren't easy, but it is all mine.
You are to be congratulated.
You never know who you're going to kiss.
I never thought she'd come.
- Eh? - I've been waiting for a Viking princess all my life.
- Locks of hair. - That's all the famous people that she's cut for.
Look here, Robin, look.
Noddy Holder.
Ozzy Osbourne.
- And Cilla Black! - That's very good, yeah.
This is an amazing collection. Might it be something that you could
donate to the church auction? This would command a pretty penny.
Oh, I, er...
Wait a minute.
RUMBLING AND BANGING
CAT YOWLS
BANGING AND CRASHING
Interesting place, suspended in the seventies.
That's our Lily.
BICYCLE BELL RINGS
How about this?
Left in the yard since 1972, it seems.
Falling apart, but a Chopper bike all the same.
- What? - It swept the nation in the seventies.
It's roughly based on the Hell's Angel Chopper bike,
with its lean-back seating and its raised handlebars.
It's a true icon of the 1970s style and rebellion.
- What she said. - Robin, dear, will you please wheel it out
and place it with the other offerings?
I have commandeered him away from the computer screen for the day.
Many hands, and all that.
Now, can I give you a tidy-up?
Oh, no, not at present.
But might you be able to give dear Robin a tidy-up?
To be an effective right-hand man, he needs styling.
Thank you so, dear girls. Y'all put me in mind of Steel Magnolias.
Ohhh!
CAR HORN BEEPS
Have you seen that?
Here is Race Runard, right on cue to pick up today's haul.
Can I presume to put Robin's coiffure down to a donation?
Take a seat in Sir Swivel.
Where do you go for a cut usually, Robin?
- Myself. - I see.
- Short back and sides. - OK... - Me and
How do you know Stella?
Church met her. I'm to help her.
What's your name?
- Robin L Tring. - Did you write
A Short Introductory History To The Churches Of Blossom Vale:
- An Educational Pamphlet? - Yes!
Oh, it's very interesting.
I've never met anyone who's read it before.
Oh, well, I found it online and I printed it out.
- She printed it out! - Right, there's quite a bit of
- Mr Dan here... - Huh?
- That pesky Mr Dan Druff. - Dandruff.
Right. It's my constant problem. Sorry. Sorry.
Hey! We can cut through it. Please don't worry.
And later, I've some products I can recommend.
So do we know which part of the USA Stella is from?
Er, not sure. The...South.
Do we know where, exactly?
Down the South.
Well, she certainly knows how to persuade, all right.
Is that her field?
I think back in the States, yes, lots of that type of thing.
She's rich, I think. Gave a massive donation to help kick us off.
- Really? - She's always travelling the world.
Not like me. I haven't really ever left Blossom Vale.
That's part of the haircut, she said,
to have it done for a passport.
I have never seen so much dandruff. And he's like an adoring lapdog.
- Did you see? - He couldn't hide it.
Oh, there's something off-kilter here, like a bob cut
- that isn't truly aligned. - It's the accent. You know,
there's not just one Southern accent. There are many.
I made a thorough study when I did Streetcar Named Desire at A-level.
I bet you did. And Stella?
Inconsistent. And you know how I feel about that.
I do. I certainly do.
Well, maybe she travelled all over t'Southern states.
Mm... Was a bit Gone With The Wind and Dolly Parton pastiche.
Hey, did you notice, when I so much as glanced at her hair
she moved away from me across t'salon?
- I did notice! - There was no touching that construction, was there?
So high!
Oh! That's better!
- BRUMMIE ACCENT: - Here y'are, bab, come outta the corner.
Let's have a proper look at ya.
I got you some gear from the charity shop. Gratis, of course.
Try this jacket on.
There you go. See? Clothes maketh the man.
Right, where we at? How much we got?
Well, the accounts you said I had to open, I can hardly keep track.
Get it together.
We've got about 2,500 so far already.
That's no good. Not enough, not enough by a long chalk.
- Oh... - Look, it's cos I'm desperate about our future.
I told you. I love you.
We're going to run away together.
- You still love me, don't ya? - Yes! You mean everything.
You see, we need more money. I miscalculated.
When we first met online, you said you owned an 'ouse,
that you were an author. I see now you live in your mum's
old rented cottage and wrote a pamphlet nobody wants.
I know. I'm sorry. I wanted you to want me.
Thank God you told me about the church fund and raising money.
We have our plan now, haven't we, bab?
I'm terrified.
We have to go abroad - and soon, my love. I told you about my ex.
He's in prison right now, but that's not enough for me.
Knowing him, he could appear any time.
Any time. Any time!
He's beyond dangerous. Anything could happen to me.
Don't worry.
Speed is of the essence, though.
As long as I can keep switching between Birmingham...
- SOUTHERN ACCENT: - ..and Birmingham, Alabama...
- BRUMMIE: - ..we'll be all right.
SHE SIGHS
Uncle Stan, battered sausage, buttered barm cake.
Just take a seat, mate. Ta.
Where you going?
I need to find her.
Uncle Stan, you only met her once!
We did not meet.
We were destined.
HORN TOOTS
Here we are!
Thank you for the lift.
Well, as you know, I am constantly at your service, dear one,
day...and night.
Why thank you, kind sir.
SHE CHUCKLES
Oh! Just admiring that ring.
- May I try it? - Of course you may!
Ah, lovely.
Mercy, I can't remove it.
Oh, never mind.
You can return it at our next rendezvous - which is tonight,
before you even answer.
Just call, and I'll appear in a little puff of magic.
You're listening to your local radio station, Blossom Vale FM.
I don't know why she bothers, she's always way behind our Wincey.
Today's headlines: the escaped convict Richard Matthews
is thought to be hiding or travelling in the area.
- Thank you very much. - Citizens are warned to be vigilant.
Tomorrow, the auction for Save Our Tower begins at 6.30
in St Bartholomew's church hall. A small admission price of ๏ฟฝ3...
So, what you feeling, our Clary?
There's just no mention of Stella anywhere.
Hello!
- Oh, Vicar! - Hi. - Howdy.
- Have any of you seen Stella? - Not since earlier.
I've been waiting at the church for her for over an hour.
I've given up and gone in search.
Hey, Wincey, have you seen Stella?
Oh, she was emptying the charity shop, last I saw of her.
Oh, thank you.
- Nice to see you again, Vicaretta. - Yeah, you too.
You know it's "Vicar" then "Etta"? Her name is not Vicaretta.
Oh! What a relief.
She sounded like an ice cream.
Stan!
Why, thank you.
Suddenly able to look you in the eyes like this.
Why, how kind they are.
Can I help?
Well, I must complete this for my ancestor.
Ancestors is everything to us Vikings.
I need to descend.
Oh!
Er, I have something for you. It's the most precious thing that I own.
- Oh, Stan! - It means everything to me.
- I want you to have it for your auction. - Valuable?
- Priceless. - Oh! - It's the thing
Oh, I see.
The Ladybird Book Of Vikings.
- Well! - I'm sorry, I've crayoned a few of the beards in,
but I was just a young kid when I first got it.
Stan, to me, philanthropy is the mark of a great man.
It melts my heart every time.
I have my chippy and my nephew and the Viking re-enactment society
of Blossom Vale - and surrounding districts.
But...I am so...
..so lonely.
Oh, Stan, I know that feeling.
- You do? - Yes, we are in the same longboat, you and I.
HE GASPS
HE STRAINS
I pledge my allegiance and service to thee. What does thou need?
Well, at the moment...
..money - loads of it, if I am to save this tower.
You will have it, I swear before Odin!
Are you...trothed to another?
- Sorry? - The ring.
Oh! That's Race Runard's.
Oh, that one, that would be best there.
Can you just put that one
on the table over there?
SHE GIGGLES
Oh, and you, handsome man,
right over there.
SHE GIGGLES
- Yes. - Thank you.
PHONE CHIMES
SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
BELL TINKLES
STAN: Runard!
Yes?
I have come to fathom your intentions.
- I'm sorry? - Towards the honourable Stella.
- What the heck is this? - In my tradition, this calls for a contest,
man against man.
Now, listen, mush, I'm sorry to break it to you,
but you run a backstreet chippy, you're not a Viking.
Man against man.
Oh, what? Ludicrous!
Oh, it's a duel, is it? Ooh!
Oh, well, then, why don't we just fight with these?
You know, they're here already. Might as well use them, eh?
- No need. - Oh! - I have
Oh, my God! No. Please, keep calm, dear boy. Mind me artefacts.
I'd keep a tight eye on your artefacts, if I were you.
Look, no. Listen, I am no threat to you at all.
- I'm not interested in her, actually. - You gave her a ring.
Er, yeah. No, just...
..put your big weapon down and I'll explain.
Thank you.
See, the thing is...
..the ring is a fake.
It's a worthless trinket. I gave it to her as a test. It's a trap,
cos I am watching to see if she pulls the oldest grift in the book -
pretend the ring will not come off
and then you come back later with it, but swapped with a counterfeit.
I'm expecting her back any time soon, you see. It was just a ruse.
I don't want her hand in marriage,
but I would like her to come and work here in my shop.
You don't often find one as polished as she.
You know, she'd be a great saleswoman,
but also, she'd spot a fraudster a mile off.
Oh...
All right. Bye-bye.
BELL TINKLES
APPLAUSE
And here we are!
- Ring-ring! - Thank you so much.
Congratulations.
- Y'all having a good time? - Oh, yes! - Keep on drinking!
- Why, hello, Mr Race Runard. - Oh, my dear lady.
- Stella? I need to talk to you. - Dearest Reverend, not now.
We press forward.
Stan!
APPLAUSE
Blossom Valers, you are doing great!
Let's hear it for yourselves.
CHEERING
Lord Mayor!
I want y'all to push that cash-o-meter through the roof!
CHEERING
Fantastic. Now for our next lot.
What am I bid for this pretty little parasol?
Protect yourselves from the sun and the rain
or overattentive admirers.
Can someone start me off with 50?
- ๏ฟฝ50. - Shirl, did you put vodka in this?
- Do I hear 60? - Two and a half bottles.
WINCEY GASPS
So did I!
Sold to that cute little man.
Congratulations. Now, before we move on to our next lot,
remember to keep those cash donations rolling in.
Oh, roll, roll, roll.
APPLAUSE
Robin? Where's my little Robin?
Robin is passing among you.
- Yessirree! - The bells!
The Bell's! Like what I put in here.
No! No, the church tower ones.
- Bing-bong. - There we are. - Bing-bong.
a giraffe.
Yes, full size.
Can someone start me off?
- 12 pounds and 10 pence! - Any advance?
No? Sold to the lovely PC Adam!
I must be mental. I bloody donated it!
From the lost property! Would you believe it?
- Where's Kevin tonight? - He's minding the fort.
I had to be here.
A bit of a controversial lot here.
Me!
CHEERING
A cream tea with little old me.
Can I hear 50?
- 50! - Ooh! 60?
70!
80.
๏ฟฝ100.
Shush your mush, you little tyke. 150.
- 200! - Steady on, old boy!
300.
350.
400!
- AUDIENCE: - Ooh! - Sold to that lovely hunk of a man.
APPLAUSE
Congratulations, Stan. And by the way, the ring did come back.
Half-decent copy. And her contacts are quick, I'll give her that.
As to value, as I predicated, could do better out of a lucky bag.
Can you come and give me a hand? I need a little help.
- Just a teeny bit. - Er, yeah... I'll bring... Yeah.
OK. Wow. erm, so, we've been asked to announce lot 25.
What am I bid for this clockwork cake stand that plays
If You Like Pina Coladas And Getting Caught In The Rain?
- Lord Rupert? - ๏ฟฝ5!
Don't let up on the cash donations, either. Keep them coming in!
- Any...Any more? - ๏ฟฝ10.
๏ฟฝ10. Amazing. ๏ฟฝ10.
12.50. 12.50. Anything else? Anyone else? 12.50?
- 15! - 15, amazing. Anyone else?
๏ฟฝ20!
๏ฟฝ20! Amazing. ๏ฟฝ20. Anyone else?
Pity. Could have had our very own chippy.
I'll settle for a villa in Thailand.
Tonight's the night. Just need to get the payoff.
- How much? - Be around 40 grand, maybe more.
- Did you get that passport for me? - Of course.
The plane's booked. We travel tonight.
SHE CHUCKLES
Going once. Going twice.
Sold! Sold to the lady...
APPLAUSE
Stella!
It's been so long.
What about that mug, Robin? Will he give us any trouble?
Leave him to me.
I just want to say thank you so much for coming
and all your bids and donations.
The church tower is going to be saved! Woo!
I love y'all. I love you. Mwah! Mwah!
SHE LAUGHS
Hey, that went well!
She really knows how to raise money, does that one.
Oh, she's a dynamo, alrighty.
Oh, good old Stella, saving the church tower.
Does that rhyme? Or has Wincey and Shirl's punch sent me woozy?
- Woozy. - Got you.
Well done, Stella!
There she blows!
Vicar Etta, only been here five minutes and already on the way
to getting her tower saved. She must be pleased.
She didn't really look it.
Stella! I want to talk to you...
- ..if that IS your name. - What are you talking about?
- What are you up to? - Saving your tower, if you hadn't noticed.
- I've rumbled you. - What?
Well, for a start, that ๏ฟฝ10,000 cheque you gave me
went on a bungee jump, bouncing in and out of the bank.
- I haven't got time for this. - Well, make time.
Also, according to this, the pamphlet that Robin wrote,
Stirling Tobias Norris, your ancestor,
was childless and unmarried.
- BRUMMIE: - OK, OK. We've both got a few secrets, haven't we?
- I wasn't sure at first, but that grip tells a story. - What?
A little place called Bronzefield nick.
You were young, but you were the big I am, though, weren't you, then?
Coming back now, is it, Reverend?
I want answers, not a diversion. Where's the money?
- What, you after your cut? - You want to watch your mouth.
Yeah, that's more like it.
You're a bigger scammer than I could ever be.
Thought I recognised you.
I was in on a minor fraud charge. You were on a much more serious
wing, a known leader of a notorious girl gang.
Grievous bodily harm, wasn't it?
Robbery, wasn't it?
Drug dealing, wasn't it?
Blimey, I could go on and on.
You'd better watch your back...
..unless you want your precious parishioners to know the truth.
- I'd better get back. - I'll walk you.
- No! You've two buses to catch. - I know a short cut.
How about a quick visit to Valhalla And Chips, warm the cockles?
Come on, put your arm to bed.
- Shame. - What is? - Me poor old Chopper didn't sell.
Ta-ra, girls!
Where did the vicar get to? She left pretty darn sharpish.
CHURCH BELLS PEAL
What? It's not Sunday.
BELLS RING DISCORDANTLY
Help!
Help me! Help!
Help me!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I think I need to take it from here. One of the lads might be able
to give you a lift.
PHONE RINGS
Sorry, I need to take this.
Hello?
Yeah.
For what it's worth, I didn't do it.
- What happened? - I suspected a scam.
10,000 was never paid over as promised. I confronted her about it.
- Yes? - Let's just say this isn't the first time I've been in cuffs.
- You can talk to us, Vicar. - Still calling me Vicar?
If only you knew how much that title means to me.
I have a chequered past -
girl gangs, violence, jail.
It's where I found God. I lost my liberty and found my liberation.
But I couldn't tell people that.
I wanted you to get to know me, to trust me.
All I can say is "follow the money".
ADAM SIGHS
The auction money has just been found, hidden in your office.
And Robin's reported that all the charity bank accounts
that were set up through the church have been emptied.
Shall we have a chat down the station?
- Go ahead. - Sighting of Matthews on the edge of town. Details to follow.
Er, there's been a sighting of the prisoner. I've got to go.
- Adam? - Yeah?
Be careful.
Yeah. Will do.
POLICE SIRENS BLARE
- Everything all right, mate? - Yeah, all good.
Car's not looking great.
MATTHEWS GRUNTS
Stop! Police! Stop where you are!
Back up!
Stay down! Stay down!
Grab him!
SHOUTING
Get off! I haven't done anything! Get off me!
Think of what Etta said - follow the money. Where is the money?
It's vanished. Save Our Tower page, gone. The lot.
I just can't bear to think of the image of that dead body,
- swaying in the ropes. - Yeah, I see it, too,
and all that flying dust in the stream of the moonlight.
Yes, settled on her velvet suit.
- Yes. - And on the shoulders of it.
Was it dust from the bells above?
Oh, Lily. Oh, I can see it now. Oh, it was...
- Dandruff! - White against the velvet.
And you can't get dandruff from a wig!
The Save Our Tower page, gone. Bank accounts, empty.
- Robin! - Robin.
- Go away! - Please let us in.
Well, that's a bad sign.
HE WAILS
HE SOBS
Thank you.
What happened, Robin?
She did it, that vicar.
You will have to tell us the truth, Robin. Clary, tell him.
Your DNA will be in the dandruff found at the crime scene.
What happened? You can tell us.
I was always a loner.
But since she - Mum - passed, it's been so lonely.
I began to live life online, started looking at online dating.
Suddenly, she came into my life.
- Stella? - Rita, she was called at first.
I could not believe she could be interested in me.
It's like I began to, for the first time, have a life.
- Shall I get you a drink? - Thank you.
It was all a scam. When she found out about the church tower,
she hatched this plan to set it up, then take off with the money.
She will come in the guise of Stella, a Southern belle.
All I have to do is to pretend I don't know her
and follow instructions. I was scared to death but so in love.
Here you go, Robin.
She told me to drain the accounts
and meet her at the bell tower with the cash from the auction.
- Where is it? - Here. - The accounts?
The worst was when I went to kiss her.
Get away! God!
- We love each other. - You disgust me.
You...You kissed that man.
SHE LAUGHS
Course I kissed him. He's my partner and lover.
Haven't you woken up yet? You think I'd be with you?
I do this all the time. It's my living, taking people like you.
I lost control.
I lost control.
Later, I hid the cash in the vicar's office, knowing it would frame her,
told the police it had gone missing from the hall. So sorry. Sorry.
Robin, we are here to arrest...
Erm...
- You just... - Come on.
So phase one for the work is raised.
Thank you, thank you all. And thank you for accepting me.
I couldn't have asked for a more welcoming and loving parish.
ALL: Ahhh!
Let the bells peal out in thanks. Come on, old lads, ring out.
BELLS PEAL
CHEERING
- Well, thank God you're safe. - It's all in the line of duty.
We returned Zag. He kind of gave up any fight when he heard
about Stella, so we won't be seeing him for a very long time.
- Lovely it worked out. - Well, the money was recovered.
- Robin gave us all the help he could. - Well, I'll say it again,
I'm very glad you're safe. I was very worried.
SHE KISSES
Er...
I, er... I was...
What...What are you doing on Saturday?
Saturday's our busiest day.
Oh. Er, right.
But Sunday...
Sunday's not, though.
Uncle Stan? I bought it back for you.
KEV WINCES
- So good of you, Rupert. - Sorry?
To give such a generous donation, matching what was raised.
- I... - You are a good man.
Well, thank you.
It's the agricultural society's annual Rose of the Year award
next month, and I'm submitting Lily Rose,
and I just wondered if perhaps you'd be my guest of honour.
I will look in the appointment book.
Only joking. Course I'll be there.
Well, that's very good.
Well, let's continue with the celebrations.
There's plenty of food and drink.
No fear, my sweet seventies playlist is here.
MUSIC: Love Is In The Air by John Paul Young
Love Is In The Air!
LAUGHTER
# Love is in the air
ALL JOIN IN: # Everywhere I look around
# Love is in the air
# Every sight and every sound
# And I don't know if I'm being foolish
# And I don't know if I'm being wise
# But it's something that I must believe in
# And it's there when I look in your eyes... #
Ohhh...
# Love is in the air
# Da-da-da da-da-da-da Love is in the air
# Oh, oh, ohhh Oh, oh, ohhh... #
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