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Um, Mom? I have a serious problem right now.

You do? What is it, honey?

Well, um, you know how I was supposed to have a date earlier today?

And she hasn't showed up all day.

Yeah.

Yeah, well, I sort of took a pill, um, to kind of make the date go better, if you know what I mean.

And now I've been hard for like all day, and I date won't go away.

And I know the ads say if it's been more than four hours, I call a doctor, but...

You know, I always thought they should have said, call more girls.

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess so.

So it's been that long?

Yeah.

Well, here, let me see. I mean, I keep hearing about this, but not that I have had personal experience.

I mean, well, I guess that seems kind of weird.

But I'll think of it, that's why I've always taken care of you, haven't I?

I've been like this all day, so like I don't really care at this point.

Yeah.

It's just such a huge problem.

It's...

Well, I mean, it looks okay.

It does. I mean, it's not discolored or anything.

Okay.

Hmm, I'm sure he was kind to you, son.

Um, but...

You know, maybe...

Have you tried to come? Have you been masturbating? And...

I tried and I did a couple times, but still, like, it wouldn't go down.

It still didn't go down.

I mean, third time's a charm.

I guess so.

Did it do it?

Why don't I try?

Maybe?

I'll try anything at this point. I'm just, it's been so bad.

Yeah? Well, here.

Come here.

Let's see what I can do for you.

Hmm. I mean...

Oh, well.

Oh, I don't want to...

Oh, I don't want to...

No.

I know I shouldn't, but...

I mean, everything looks healthy.

It doesn't look like, you know...

It's just getting harder.

It is.

Maybe I should sit on it.

I guess we could try that.

I mean, this is, I'm kind of freaking out about it right now.

Yeah.

It is awful hard, isn't it?

But I think it'll be alright.

Oh yeah, let's try sitting on it.

I think that might work.

I think it's going to be alright.

I'm going to try it.

I'm going to try it.

I'm going to try it.

I'm going to try it.

I'm going to try it.

I'm going to try it.

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Oh yeah.

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Oh God.

It feels good.

It can't be all bad.

It's as good as it feels.

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Oh my, look at that.

Yeah, this place definitely worked.

It worked so hard.

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Let's savor that for a moment.

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I think it might be getting a little softer now.

Yeah, you think it might go down now?

I think it might go down now.

I hope so.

Yeah.

If not, come back and see me.