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Thank you so much.

Oh, what a dumb thing I did.

Oh, Mom, don't call yourself dumb.

It was just carelessness.

I still can't believe it happened, though.

I mean, honestly, look at this foot.

You know?

Those little toes sticking out.

Only you will get a cast with a heel on it.

I mean, honestly.

Well, the doctor said it had to be at an angle,

and I didn't want this big old clunky thing,

so I said, here, I always wear heels, so.

Well, I guess so, but.

I can put a little bit of weight on it,

so I figured I wasn't going to give up my heels while I was healing.

Only you, Mom.

I know, I know.

Oh, I don't even know what I'm going to do.

Well, don't worry, Mom.

You know I'll take care of you.

You're such a good son.

Thank you so much for coming to pick me up.

I was so embarrassed.

Like I was going to leave you at the hospital.

Well, seriously, Mom.

You know I'll help you out and take care of you and anything you need.

I know, and you just always liked my feet, too.

Well, of course.

Now this one's all broken.

That's all right.

You still got your other one, and that one's good.

Well, I probably need to.

I have to go.

I have to go.

I'm just a mess.

Well, let me help you up the stairs.

Here, come on.

Give me your arm.

Try not to put too much weight on it.

All right, nice and slow up these stairs.

This is so silly.

Watch your hand.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm just trying to give you some good leverage, some good support.

Okay, well, I guess that's smart.

Does my rear end need that kind of leverage?

Well, I don't want you to fall.

Hey mom, how you feeling?

Oh, I just woke up from a little bit of a nap. I was wondering what happened.

Are you comfortable? How's the foot?

Yeah, it's okay. It's okay. What do you got there?

Well, you know, I mean, I know you're not supposed to get the foot wet, the cast wet, so I figured I'd come in and give you a little sponge bath.

Maybe just, you know, clean that leg up a little bit for you.

Oh, you're such a good son.

You know, mom, I'd do anything for you.

I can't believe you got my nightie for me. Why don't you get me something so sexy?

Well, you know, I know you're not feeling very well right now, so, you know, sometimes when you look better, you know, it helps you feel a little better.

Okay, well, one of my flannels would have done, but maybe you're right.

You look beautiful in it, mom.

Well, that feels good, sweetie.

Yeah. How's the foot feeling?

It's okay. It's okay. I just can't believe I did something so dumb.

Oh, mom.

At least I have my sweet son here with me.

Oh, you know I'll always take care of you.

I know you do. I know you do.

I know you do.

Oh, that feels so nice.

Can you just relax?

What would I do without you?

I don't know, mom. I'm glad I'm here to help you out in your time of need.

You're such a sweet man.

Sweet?

What?

What are you doing?

I'm just making sure to get every, all your nooks and crannies.

All my nooks and crannies?

Yeah, you know, gotta keep you nice and clean.

I didn't think that was...

Ooh, that feels good though.

I didn't know that was part of the nursing that you were going to do for me.

Well, I just want you to be nice and relaxed.

Anything I can do to help you out.

Well, that's helping for sure.

You're making me think naughty things.

Yeah?

Maybe it's just the painkillers.

It could be the meds.

Gina, can you feel so good?

Yeah.

Can you do something for me?

Oh, I think you can, Mom.

Can I?

Sure.

I know how much you like that.

I do. It's just such a shame that this poor foot is in such bad shape right now.

Soon he is.

Not so much.

Such a naughty boy.

What else I'd like sweetheart?

What's that mom?

Do I get to feel you nice and deep inside me?

That's what you want.

Yes.

Oh yeah.

The doctor said for me to keep my foot up, I wonder if he meant this way.

I don't know if that's what he had in mind.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

No.

Oh yeah.

Oh jeez.

Oh jeez.

Yeah, oh.

Yeah!

Yeah!

Uh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, sweetheart.

God, that feels so good.

Oh, sweetheart.

Oh, sweetheart.

Oh, sweetheart.

Oh, sweetheart.

Oh, sweetheart.

Oh, sweetheart.

Oh, sweetheart.

Oh, sweetheart.

Oh, sweetheart.

Oh, sweetheart.

Oh, sweetheart.

Oh, sweetheart.

You wanna come mom?

Yeah, I do.

Yeah?

Come on, come on, come on!

Ugh, ugh, oh, oh, oh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

I think this is the best medicine.

Better than what any other doctor could give me.

Yeah?

Yeah.