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Happy birthday to you!

Happy birthday!

I have finished the cake.

I have to blow out the candles.

Everything is going to be in full.

What did you wish for?

I know it.

You were on my website.

You watched the videos.

Yes, I did.

What did I do?

I wrote to Jenny and asked her if she would come to your 8th birthday.

That's cool.

And she is there.

She is next door.

Shall I call her?

Jenny?

Hi Jenny.

Happy birthday to you.

I heard you wanted to meet me.

Here I am.

And? How do you like me?

Good.

Did you blow out the candles?

Yes, I did.

Nice.

Do you want to sit down, Jenny?

Yes, sure.

Okay, I'll get you something.

And, how do I look to you?

Good.

What do you wish for?

Yes.

Can I sit here?

You can have some fun with her.

Jenny has been waiting in the living room all the time.

Yes.

And you?

Yes.

And you?

What do you understand about having fun?

Yes, a little bit of sex.

And, yes.

I'll leave you alone.

What is a little bit of sex?

A little bit of riding position.

A little bit of riding position.

And a nice position.

And a nice position.

Do you have any experience?

Not much.

Have you ever had sex?

No.

So, I would have to take you to your 18th.

So, I would have to take you to your 18th.

So, I would have to take you to your 18th.

Exactly.

Let's see if we can manage it.

Cheers.

Always look at it.

You have had bad sex for seven years.

You have had bad sex for seven years.

I'll help you.

Very well.

You are very kind.

Thanks.

Did you just come to me?

Yes, I especially liked you.

When you are so young, you are actually still in the young form, aren't you?

Yes, but most young people I don't like that much.

Why not?

Yes, they are still a bit of a comical person.

They don't have that much experience.

No.

I'm going to have to finish this.

And I'm going to say it with her, Geburtstag.

Mmm, I can't believe it!

Mmm, happy birthday to you today, as your father has always been worried about.

Yes.

Have you ever seen or touched a mussel before?

Yes.

Also touched?

Yes.

I'm going to take a look at the other one.

Really?

Yes.

And you haven't drunk yet?

No.

How is that?

I'll show you what you've learned.

I'll show you what you've learned.

Yeah.

I think I'll have to let it go.

No idea.

She's got her days, right?

Two pieces higher, where the rings are.

Ah, yes.

Exactly, that's the key to the cat.

Ah, yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Ah, come on, I'll get you out of your bed.

Come on, sit on the sofa.

She's got her birthday.

Oh, this is good.

Ah, that's master.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

So, now you are in your prime.

Good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But that's not possible!

Manolo!

I love jam!

A little bit flaky, this jam.

It seems to be for young swans.

But still delicious.

Did you like it?

Then we will try it.

I hope you liked your 18th birthday too.