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[SUBTITLES BY EDISON]
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[CAR HORN HONKING]
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[CAR HORN HONKING]
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[CAR HORN HONKING]
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-Mr. Lea?
-Oh!
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Yes, sir.
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I'm, Mr. Maidment,
your chief Examiner.
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I'm afraid I shan't
be able to take you.
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But I've managed to
get somebody else.
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Oh, good.
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This is Miss,
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Miss. Adez.
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Mr. Lea.
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Mr. Lea, shall we proceed?
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Oh, yes, please. Ha.
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Ah, I mean.
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Yes, madam.
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This way.
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[MUSIC]
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[CAR REVS AND HORN HONKS]
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GROANING]
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So, if Timmy passes his drivers
instructors exam, you'll be off then.
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I don't know what
it'll be like without you.
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Well, the house
will be like a tomb!
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You won't, you won't lose
touch completely, will you?
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Oh, Mum it's only on
the other side of town.
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-Twenty minutes on the train.
-Oh.
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I mean just think.
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A driving school with a
little par de terre above it.
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A what?
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A flat, mum.
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[GIGGLES]
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you know it's just what we need
now that Jason's growing so fast.
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What about my, Timmy?
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Oh! He can stay with us.
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There be room in
the flat. Won't there?
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well.
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yeah.
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[GIGGLES]
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Well, I haven't
actually seen inside yet.
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here!
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I thought you said
it was palatial?
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Yeah, it is from
the, from the outside.
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Fella took me
round after dinner.
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-No.
-What?
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you were pissed then?
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Ah, but...
-Rosie, that's not very nice.
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Well, it's true!
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You know, it took two of this mates
to hold him up when he proposed.
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Argh!
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Well, you know it's my,
Timmy I'm worried about.
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He's never been away
from home before.
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Oh, don't worry about Timmy Mum.
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You know, he's much more
responsible these days.
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[CAR BACKFIRES]
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Ha, ha, ha.
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How'd I do?
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Congratulations, Mr. Lee you're
now a fully qualified driving instructor.
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What!
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Wey!
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Ha, hay!
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Mind you,
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when Timmy starts being responsible,
that's the time to start worrying, eh?
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-Yeah.
-Something always happens, I tell ya.
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-Bmp, argh!
-Oh, bloody hell!
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See what I mean?
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-Sorry, Sid.
-Right.
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But I did it!
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-What?
-I'm a daddy!
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Oh, no!
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Here, It's not that girl from
the news paper office, is it?
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Oh, God!
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No Mum, it's not.
Er, er, A, D, E, A, D, I!
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A Department of the Environment
Approved Driving Instructor!
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Oh, my, Timmy. Ooh to think,
Timmy's part of the environment.
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-Oh!
-Here, there ain't many in the street,
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can say that, love! [GIGGLES]
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Ah, well, certainly not dad, eh!
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Tried to get though that
hallway, lately, have you?
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Ah, he'll be glad of the extra
space. Now that we've gone.
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Well, he have some were to put
all that junk, he keeps on,
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bringing home from
the lost property office.
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Here, are!
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He's nice, isn't he, eh?
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He'll be company for, Freddie.
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Freddie? That's what
he calls his, Gorilla!
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Here! They didn't leave that
at the lost property office?
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Nah, I found it abandoned
in the hight street!
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Oh.
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Abandoned! God! That was
put there to collect for charity.
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Got a colecting box, dad.
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Yeah! It's a bit of a mistake, that.
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I recon, he breaks up the
natural look of the thing.
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It's full of money, that.
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-Oh, Walter.
-Dad
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Yeah, well, I'll,
I'll tell you what I'll
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put it towards some
lessions with you two, alright.
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Ah, well, well, in that case,
er, that's different isn't, eh?
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Well, least we start
off will one customer!
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I can't wait! Is it
good this place?
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Good! Good!
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Ha, ha. Just wait to see it.
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[CARS HONKING HORNS]
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I hear that crook, Dumphrey
found some half-wit
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called, Noggett to sell out
to before he disappeared.
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That won't be any threat
to us, Mr. Truscott. Ha.
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Thanks to your efforts
I think I can safely say
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the "Truscott Driving School"
is second to none. [GIGGLES]
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Thank you, Bender.
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Nevertheless, it beholds
us not to sit on our laurels.
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Oh, absolutely, I wouldn't dream of
sitting on anybody's laurels. [GIGGLES]
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Especially ours! [SNORTS]
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Does that marylebone
institution still have any clients left?
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Morry who, sir?
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Dumphrey outfit,
do they still have and clients?
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Dumphrey outfit has one or
two, I should think. [GIGGLES]
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Awfully sorry, sir.
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I will, take the initiative!
Sign those clients up.
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Oh, brilliant, sir, brilliant!
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nature abhors a vacuum, Bender?
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[FRONT DOOR BELL RINGS]
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Sorry?
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Gosh. I'm awfully
sorry. I'm late, daddy.
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Can I leave my stuff in here?
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[MR. TRUSCOTT]
By all means, my dear.
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-Hello, Mary.
-oh, er, hello, Tony.
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Mended your rugger shirt.
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Oh, thanks a lot. Ha.
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Super-trier you scored!
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Which one sweetie! [SLAPPS
HER TWICE ON THE BUM]
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Just because your daddy
invested in this business
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for you does not give you the
right to be overly familiar, Bender.
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I'm dreadfully sorry, Mr. Truscott.
I didn't mean any offence.
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I, I'll go and wash my hands!
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Er, what happened
to the tea, Mary?
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No, I was just popping
out for some milk, daddy.
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Oh, bring the client
figures when you get
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back. I want to get
my charts up to date.
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Gosh, how super! Looks as
though we've got to new customer!
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Argh, it's great isn't it, eh?
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[GIGGLES]
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Our own business again!
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Just like when we were
cleaner windows, kid!
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Oh, yes, Sid.
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Oh, it's handsome isn't it, eh!
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Do you know what, I just
knew it had great possibilities,
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you know. The moment old,
Dumphrey drove me past it.
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Dumphrey!
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Yeah, yeah, I'll have
to change the name.
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What?
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Oh, hello.
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Oh!
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Do go in and make yourselves at
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home. I was just
popping out for some milk.
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I won't be a minute!
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Cool! Thank you.
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Here, Sid, she was nice!
Does she come with it!
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You better ask
her. Hadn't you, eh.
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I haven't met any
of my staff yet!
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Oh well, thanks for letting
me stagger here with, Jason!
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-Eh?
-Oh, were's the flat?
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Oh, one thing at a time, love.
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I've gotta get this place
straightened out first! Haven't I.
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Well look, Jason can't wait. He's
got to have his nappy changed.
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-Er.
-Oh, look,
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I'm gonna go down to the,
Chemist, and get some nappy linners.
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Yeah.
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Sid, what are you talking
about? This place is fantastic!
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No, no, no! Kid,
it's far to fussy!
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What I'm looking for is a
clean, sort of functional.
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You know, almost,
Swedish sort of look.
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My God, I, look at that,
diabolical geeza there, eh!
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He's got to go for a start off!
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-Er, Sid? Are you sure we...
-Eh?
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Look! Don't just stand
there, son. Do something!
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Will you make yourself useful?
Take that er, that thingy there.
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-What the aquaium?
-That yeah. That's it. Yeah.
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Take it upstairs to the flat,
put it in, Jason's room. Right!
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Right, Sid.
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[GROANS]
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Argh!
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Ooh!
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Bloody!
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Oh, Sid help. [GROANS]
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You silly, eh. Give it to me.
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-[MOANS]
-Look out!, Let go of it will ya!
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-Get your hand off of me!
All right I've got it.
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-I've got it.
-All right, Sid.
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Oh! No. No. Here. Here!
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-Quick get hold of it.
-No, Sid. Argh!
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What's going on? Argh!
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-Let's go and see. Hand it to me.
-Ooh, ooh, argh! Help, help!
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-Get it,
-Argh!
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get it, quickly! Get it out!
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Get it out! Get it out!
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Oh, my Guppies! My Guppies!
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-[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- Oh, oh, the fish!
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What the devil's going on there?
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Oooh! Ah! Ooh!
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Sid, I found it!
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I think I've got it?
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Mary!
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You unmitigated bounders!
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Oh, morning.
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[Nervious laughter]
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-Ooh!
-Ooh!
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-Get it out. Ooh! Yes i've got it!
-Ooh!
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-Ooh!
-Mary!
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My portrait in genuine oils!
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Ah, kills the
personality's over bigot!
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Well, come on bobby,
don't just stand there
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gawking give us a hand
to get this mess cleared up!
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-I've got it.slippery little devil.
-Oh!
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You! You!
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I hope you don't stutter like that,
when you're working for me mate!
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Oh, god blimey, it's not very
nice for the customers is it. hey?
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-[LAUGHS]
-Here we are!
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[ROSIE] Sid!
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Eugh!
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-Sid!
-I said later, love! Later!
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I'll show you
the flat later. ow!
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This isn't it!
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Look, love I said i'll show
you the bloody flat later!
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Can't you see I'm
up to me eyes in it?
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[BABY CRYING]
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What isn't it?
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The "Dumphrey School of
Motoring," is next door. Isn't it!
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[SID] What!
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You're in the wrong
driving school.
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Yes, well er, there seems
to have been a bit of, er...
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[LAUGHING]
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-Sorry about that. [LAUGHS]
-Shut up!
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Oh listen. Er, oh, this is
probably yours, sir. [SNORTS]
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[SID] Ah, bloody hell. Look
at the state of this place.
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That dirty crook, Dumphrey! Eh?
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Show me one place, then
selling me this load of old rubbish.
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Yes, well, it's, er...
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Oh, ha, it's not exactly the
British School of Motoring is it, Sid?
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Ha, bloody, ha!
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Ah, ooh!
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Morning all. Tea's up!
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Ah, ta, Avril. Well at least
he left us his knockers!
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Erm, Secretary.
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00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:57,488
come on, get, get out.
246
00:12:58,113 --> 00:12:59,981
It's not a bad little flat.
247
00:13:00,992 --> 00:13:04,101
But there's only room
for us, and Jason.
248
00:13:04,357 --> 00:13:05,494
You like a cup of tea, love?
249
00:13:05,525 --> 00:13:08,826
Cup of Tea? I haven't got time
for a cup of tea! I've got to clear up.
250
00:13:08,851 --> 00:13:11,540
Here, and what we
gonna do about, Timmy?
251
00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:13,867
We can't let him
sleep down here.
252
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:16,300
Well, I suppose I'll have to go
back to, mum and dad won't I?
253
00:13:16,325 --> 00:13:18,638
My mom has lodges, you
can come and stay with us.
254
00:13:18,663 --> 00:13:20,318
Ooh, yeah, suppose I could.
255
00:13:20,343 --> 00:13:22,382
You'll be on the job much
quicker, if you come with me!
256
00:13:22,407 --> 00:13:25,363
Hm. It sounds like an
offer you can't refuse, Timo.
257
00:13:25,923 --> 00:13:28,625
Oh! Well, that's
settled then, isn't it.
258
00:13:28,656 --> 00:13:31,122
Well, I'd better get
back to our palatial flat!
259
00:13:31,147 --> 00:13:33,972
Look, Avril, you don't have to know where
this Dumphrey geezer hangs out do you?
260
00:13:33,997 --> 00:13:36,106
Oh yes! He sent me
a nice postcard today!
261
00:13:36,131 --> 00:13:37,040
Yeah, were from?
262
00:13:37,065 --> 00:13:38,117
Australia.
263
00:13:38,142 --> 00:13:44,279
Oh, bloody creep! I hope he gets
jumped on by a kangaroo! Oww!
264
00:13:44,304 --> 00:13:46,629
Hm, did he leave any
customers behind?
265
00:13:46,654 --> 00:13:48,312
Oh yes, I've had two of
them ringing up today,
266
00:13:48,337 --> 00:13:50,072
asking him when the new
management's taking over.
267
00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:51,492
Oh, well, thank god for that!
268
00:13:51,516 --> 00:13:53,827
Get them laid on for
this afternoon, will you.
269
00:13:53,852 --> 00:13:55,017
What they like?
270
00:13:55,042 --> 00:13:58,161
There's, Miss Slenderparts,
and a Mrs. Hargreaves.
271
00:13:58,186 --> 00:14:00,085
Miss. Slenderparts!
272
00:14:01,042 --> 00:14:04,303
Sounds interesting!
Er, mature is she!
273
00:14:04,328 --> 00:14:05,223
very!
274
00:14:05,247 --> 00:14:06,376
Ah!
275
00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:12,940
[SID GIGGLES]
276
00:14:13,796 --> 00:14:15,036
Right!
277
00:14:15,377 --> 00:14:19,415
I will immerse
myself in this lady!
278
00:14:19,589 --> 00:14:20,459
Oh, Sid, surely.
279
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:23,701
I have spoken! Timothy!
You shall take Mrs. Hargreaves,
280
00:14:23,726 --> 00:14:29,784
and I shall take,
Miss. Slenderparts.
281
00:14:38,121 --> 00:14:41,486
Oh, good afternoon, madam.
282
00:14:41,511 --> 00:14:46,352
Welcome, welcome to, the
"NogLEA School of Motoring."
283
00:14:46,942 --> 00:14:48,132
Ooh!
284
00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:52,650
We teach you things,
that other driving schools,
285
00:14:52,675 --> 00:14:54,842
don't even know exist!
286
00:14:54,867 --> 00:14:57,737
Ah, Mrs. Hargreaves, I'd like
to introduce you to Mr. Lea.
287
00:14:57,762 --> 00:14:59,497
He's going to be
your instructor.
288
00:14:59,522 --> 00:15:00,780
Oh, wonderful!
289
00:15:00,805 --> 00:15:02,911
ah, no, no. There
be a change of plans.
290
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:05,495
I will have, Mrs Hargreaves!
291
00:15:05,520 --> 00:15:07,257
You can take,
Miss. Slenderparts.
292
00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:07,992
No, but, Sid.
293
00:15:08,017 --> 00:15:09,012
Hello! Ah!
294
00:15:09,037 --> 00:15:11,941
It's all right, Miss. Slenderparts,
Mr. Noggett is waiting for you.
295
00:15:11,966 --> 00:15:14,909
Hello. I hope, I'm not late?
296
00:15:14,934 --> 00:15:17,717
I've just had a long
session, with a vicar!
297
00:15:17,741 --> 00:15:18,933
[SID LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
298
00:15:18,957 --> 00:15:20,439
Well, hang on a
minute, I think there's
299
00:15:20,464 --> 00:15:21,650
-been a bit of a mistake.
-[ROSIE] Sid!.
300
00:15:21,675 --> 00:15:23,036
-[ROSIE] Sidney!
-Oh?
301
00:15:23,576 --> 00:15:25,414
The toilet's in the garden!
302
00:15:25,439 --> 00:15:27,275
Well, don't worry, love.
I'll move in a minute.
303
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:29,900
Er, oh! [Laughter]
304
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:35,083
Er, now, Timothy, I insist
that you take, Mrs. Hargreaves,
305
00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:37,668
and I will take,
Miss. Slenderparts.
306
00:15:37,693 --> 00:15:39,219
But, Sid you, er...
There's nothing more,
307
00:15:39,244 --> 00:15:41,442
to be said Timothy,
nothing more.
308
00:15:41,467 --> 00:15:44,832
Oh but, it, er,
Miss. Hargreaves.
309
00:15:44,857 --> 00:15:46,779
-Ta-ra, Rosie.
-Good luck.
310
00:15:47,585 --> 00:15:49,339
Goodbye, Sid!
311
00:15:50,989 --> 00:15:52,301
Are we ready to go, madam?
312
00:15:52,325 --> 00:15:54,384
Rather! I'm raring to go!
313
00:15:54,409 --> 00:15:56,162
I put something warm on!
314
00:15:56,186 --> 00:15:57,230
[SID LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
315
00:15:57,255 --> 00:15:59,903
I hope you've got nerves
of steel, young man?
316
00:15:59,928 --> 00:16:01,091
Well, I...
317
00:16:01,116 --> 00:16:02,888
Forgive my shopping! Won't you?
318
00:16:02,913 --> 00:16:05,501
Well, shall we go? After you.
319
00:16:05,525 --> 00:16:07,525
-Thank you.
-There you are, madam!
320
00:16:07,659 --> 00:16:09,512
Mr. Dumphrey said she
was the reason he was
321
00:16:09,537 --> 00:16:13,221
emigrating! She's
failed her test 43 times!
322
00:16:13,246 --> 00:16:15,056
-Oh, my God!
-[MISS. SLENDERPARTS KNOCKS]
323
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:18,477
So, ah, ha, ha, ha.
There you are, madam.
324
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,854
[MUSIC]
325
00:16:23,898 --> 00:16:26,398
I think the best thing we can
do, is go to the correct procedure,
326
00:16:26,423 --> 00:16:28,181
for pulling away from the curb.
327
00:16:28,368 --> 00:16:30,537
It's lovely up here, isn't it?
328
00:16:30,561 --> 00:16:31,641
Yes, very nice.
329
00:16:31,666 --> 00:16:32,348
[Laughs]
330
00:16:32,373 --> 00:16:35,556
Yes, well, first of all we
check in our mirror, don't we!
331
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,617
I normally do that afterwards.
332
00:16:38,870 --> 00:16:42,141
No. I was referring to,
checking in your mirror to see if
333
00:16:42,165 --> 00:16:43,136
anything was coming up behind.
334
00:16:43,161 --> 00:16:44,384
-[TIMOTHY LAUGHS]
-I see.
335
00:16:44,409 --> 00:16:45,682
If you don't mind
me asking, how many
336
00:16:45,707 --> 00:16:48,351
-lessons have you had?
-Er, only one.
337
00:16:48,376 --> 00:16:51,365
We did lowering,
and raising the front
338
00:16:51,390 --> 00:16:53,631
seat! It was ever so exciting!
339
00:16:53,656 --> 00:16:55,436
Would you like me to show you?
340
00:16:55,461 --> 00:16:59,366
Well, yes, er, no erm, ooh!
341
00:16:59,391 --> 00:17:02,460
There's so little to do around
here, if you don't play bridge!
342
00:17:02,485 --> 00:17:03,444
But! But!
343
00:17:03,469 --> 00:17:06,964
Oh, come on! Who knows, I might
even book a course of lessons!
344
00:17:06,989 --> 00:17:09,184
-I can see you mean business!
-Ooh!
345
00:17:09,209 --> 00:17:10,411
Ooh!
346
00:17:10,931 --> 00:17:13,263
[GROANING]
347
00:17:13,288 --> 00:17:15,166
[MUSIC]
348
00:17:19,063 --> 00:17:21,063
[GROANING]
349
00:17:24,203 --> 00:17:26,283
-You can drive me anytime!
-Yes, madam.
350
00:17:26,308 --> 00:17:28,523
-Anytime!
-If I can, unbuckle my...
351
00:17:29,453 --> 00:17:31,453
[GROANING]
352
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:36,302
-Oooh!
-Argh!
353
00:17:36,943 --> 00:17:38,395
-Ah! Mmm!
-Ooh!
354
00:17:39,532 --> 00:17:41,123
Giddyup! Oh, well, whats this?
355
00:17:41,148 --> 00:17:42,622
-[HITS HORN]
-You mind your horn!
356
00:17:42,647 --> 00:17:43,702
-Get me off me horn.
- ah, ah!
357
00:17:43,727 --> 00:17:44,986
Hang on I still got me...
358
00:17:45,010 --> 00:17:46,816
-Blimey! It's the Police!
-Ah!
359
00:17:46,841 --> 00:17:48,163
It's the Police!
360
00:17:48,377 --> 00:17:49,437
Mmm!
361
00:17:49,930 --> 00:17:51,942
-Oh!
-What's the matter?
362
00:17:51,967 --> 00:17:53,899
I've been arrested
by the fuzz already!
363
00:17:53,924 --> 00:17:54,973
Oh!
364
00:18:07,565 --> 00:18:08,813
Have we lost them yet?
365
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:10,751
Yes! They've turned off.
366
00:18:11,259 --> 00:18:13,526
Which is more than
I can say for myself!
367
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:16,816
We have some unfinished
business to attend to!
368
00:18:16,841 --> 00:18:20,204
I'll pull in over there.
Looks quite, quiet.
369
00:18:29,753 --> 00:18:32,305
Now look, are you
sure this is a good idea?
370
00:18:32,330 --> 00:18:34,677
-Oh, come on let's go in there.
-Where?
371
00:18:34,702 --> 00:18:36,474
-There.
-You're mad!
372
00:18:36,499 --> 00:18:38,457
-Come on.
-Where, where are you taking me?
373
00:18:38,482 --> 00:18:42,218
Get the, careful. You're mad!
374
00:18:42,243 --> 00:18:44,421
But I, don't mind.
I'll, forgive you.
375
00:18:44,446 --> 00:18:46,906
Just this, oh! Ah, ah!
376
00:18:46,930 --> 00:18:49,916
Just close the
door. There we, go!
377
00:18:49,941 --> 00:18:51,763
-Argh! Argh!
-Ah, ah!
378
00:18:51,788 --> 00:18:55,386
Ah! Ah! Ah! I've got a
splitter in me bum! Ah!
379
00:18:55,411 --> 00:18:58,379
Right, then lads, come
on, get to work. All of ya!
380
00:18:58,380 --> 00:18:59,460
[INDISTICT CHATTER]
381
00:18:59,485 --> 00:19:01,820
Take her up, Nikki! Righto boys.
382
00:19:01,845 --> 00:19:03,845
[INDISTICT CHATTER]
383
00:19:05,276 --> 00:19:06,580
Go on, right up!
384
00:19:08,736 --> 00:19:12,040
[RAPTUROUS APPLAUSE]
385
00:19:19,809 --> 00:19:23,339
[MUSIC]
386
00:19:45,469 --> 00:19:46,460
Ah, hello.
387
00:19:46,484 --> 00:19:48,572
Oh dear, you better have a quick
388
00:19:48,597 --> 00:19:50,901
bath! Mom's almost
got the meal ready.
389
00:19:50,925 --> 00:19:52,892
Thank you very much. Right.
390
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:56,266
Oh, it's nice to have
a manly appetite,
391
00:19:56,291 --> 00:19:58,333
around the house
again. Isn't it, Avril?
392
00:19:58,358 --> 00:19:59,781
Yes mum.
393
00:20:00,044 --> 00:20:04,870
Avril's father had a lovely appetite,
until the sea took him from us!
394
00:20:04,895 --> 00:20:06,990
Don't expect you can
remember him, can you, Avril?
395
00:20:07,015 --> 00:20:09,601
I remember some of
his friends, better mum.
396
00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:12,688
Hm. Erm, more, Mr. Lea?
397
00:20:12,713 --> 00:20:15,181
Oh! No ta. Enough, thank you.
398
00:20:15,205 --> 00:20:17,713
-Avril?
-No thanks, mum.
399
00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:20,896
could you force
down another, eclair?
400
00:20:20,921 --> 00:20:23,437
oh yeah, smashing! Thank you.
401
00:20:23,461 --> 00:20:25,036
[GIGGLES]
402
00:20:25,061 --> 00:20:28,811
If there's anything you
want, anything at all!
403
00:20:28,836 --> 00:20:30,934
You only to ask!
Hadn't he, Avril?
404
00:20:30,959 --> 00:20:32,959
[MUSIC]
405
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:50,340
-Oh! Oh! Sorry I, er...
-Ah! Ah!
406
00:20:50,365 --> 00:20:56,735
Oh! oh, oh! I'm terribly
sorry. Hm. Oh, oh.
407
00:20:56,759 --> 00:20:58,301
[FAKE LAUGHTER]
408
00:20:58,536 --> 00:21:01,669
If your excuse me, I'll
go and take another bath.
409
00:21:07,810 --> 00:21:09,356
Funny boy!
410
00:21:10,026 --> 00:21:11,993
[MUSIC]
411
00:21:12,025 --> 00:21:13,556
Psst!
412
00:21:14,563 --> 00:21:15,763
Psst!
413
00:21:16,822 --> 00:21:18,165
Psst!
414
00:21:18,191 --> 00:21:20,424
-oh!
-I made myself a cup
415
00:21:20,449 --> 00:21:22,191
of, Ovaltine. Would
you fancy one?
416
00:21:22,216 --> 00:21:24,457
Oh! Smashing, yes.
417
00:21:28,364 --> 00:21:29,404
Is their room?
418
00:21:29,429 --> 00:21:31,987
Well, there is at
the moment! Ha! Ha!
419
00:21:32,077 --> 00:21:33,104
Oh, ta.
420
00:21:33,129 --> 00:21:34,280
[CLEARS THROAT]
421
00:21:34,851 --> 00:21:39,567
-Cheers!
-All the breast! I mean...
422
00:21:40,844 --> 00:21:42,519
-Oh, cheers.
-Ooh, Er.
423
00:21:42,544 --> 00:21:45,144
-It's a bit hot isn't it?
-Yes.
424
00:21:46,285 --> 00:21:48,526
Oooh! Erm,
425
00:21:49,735 --> 00:21:52,680
-that's a fantastic nighty!
-Do you like it?
426
00:21:52,705 --> 00:21:57,317
Oh, yes! It's got a sort
of erm, oh, er, sorry.
427
00:21:57,342 --> 00:21:58,959
Now, look what you've done!
428
00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,492
I'm sorry! It just sort of, er...
429
00:22:00,517 --> 00:22:01,989
Aren't you going
to do it up again?
430
00:22:02,014 --> 00:22:04,458
Of course I am. Of course I am.
431
00:22:05,258 --> 00:22:08,117
Right. There we are.
432
00:22:08,559 --> 00:22:12,525
Ooh yes! There we are! Ha. Ha!
433
00:22:12,841 --> 00:22:14,567
Why don't you take it off?
434
00:22:15,929 --> 00:22:18,860
Oh yes! would be easier.
435
00:22:18,885 --> 00:22:21,319
[MUSIC]
436
00:22:32,759 --> 00:22:33,870
Timmy.
437
00:22:34,465 --> 00:22:36,662
-It's mum!
-Oh, erm...
438
00:22:38,723 --> 00:22:40,682
Well, get down!
439
00:22:42,131 --> 00:22:43,185
Oh!
440
00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:44,890
Come in.
441
00:22:48,184 --> 00:22:51,261
I, er, hope I'm not
disturbing you?
442
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:53,208
It's a little chilly
tonight, and I
443
00:22:53,233 --> 00:22:55,300
thought you might like
something to warm up the,
444
00:22:55,324 --> 00:22:57,749
cockles! As they say.
445
00:22:58,264 --> 00:23:02,024
Oh! That's very
kind. Hey! Oh, oh, oh!
446
00:23:04,605 --> 00:23:07,950
-Shall I pop it in for you?
-No!
447
00:23:07,975 --> 00:23:11,103
Well I mean. No,
thank you. I know,
448
00:23:11,128 --> 00:23:12,308
just where i like it.
449
00:23:12,332 --> 00:23:13,157
[GIGGLES]
450
00:23:13,182 --> 00:23:15,657
-[AVRIL] Ah!
-Oh! [COUGHS]
451
00:23:15,682 --> 00:23:16,970
-Are you alright?
-[CLEARS THOAT]
452
00:23:16,995 --> 00:23:19,842
Oh. Definitely! Erm...
453
00:23:20,370 --> 00:23:24,501
Well, I suppose I'd
better be going. Ha!
454
00:23:24,730 --> 00:23:27,275
I expect you'll like
my, Avril she likes,
455
00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:29,069
getting her head down.
456
00:23:29,094 --> 00:23:31,629
oh, oh, oh. Does
she really! [GIGGLES]
457
00:23:31,654 --> 00:23:34,333
Er, erm, good
night Mrs. Chalmers.
458
00:23:34,358 --> 00:23:37,344
Ha, ha. Good night.
459
00:23:39,745 --> 00:23:41,254
Good night.
460
00:23:42,557 --> 00:23:44,557
-Good night.
-Night.
461
00:23:46,830 --> 00:23:48,461
Funny boy!
462
00:23:55,177 --> 00:23:57,177
[GROANS]
463
00:24:04,602 --> 00:24:06,782
[GROANS]
464
00:24:09,688 --> 00:24:13,089
[GROANS]
465
00:24:42,256 --> 00:24:43,396
Ah!
466
00:24:48,911 --> 00:24:50,310
Oh, hello.
467
00:24:50,576 --> 00:24:52,487
Ooh blimey! It's, Maid Marion!
468
00:24:52,512 --> 00:24:54,483
Off to shoot your lunch are you?
469
00:24:55,807 --> 00:24:58,223
Erm, listen, I'm sorry
about that mixed up
470
00:24:58,255 --> 00:24:59,150
at the office.
471
00:24:59,175 --> 00:25:01,276
Ah! How your guppies?
472
00:25:01,301 --> 00:25:02,350
Oh they're fine, thanks.
473
00:25:02,375 --> 00:25:04,367
Swing about their
new tank, like billyo!
474
00:25:04,392 --> 00:25:06,932
-Oh, super!
-I say, I want you to do me a favor?
475
00:25:06,957 --> 00:25:07,632
Of course!
476
00:25:07,657 --> 00:25:09,392
Well, could you stick this up?
477
00:25:10,239 --> 00:25:11,326
Pardon?
478
00:25:11,461 --> 00:25:13,749
-Oh! I see. What?
-About the rugby match at
479
00:25:13,774 --> 00:25:16,180
the club. It'll be super
fun! You must come!
480
00:25:16,204 --> 00:25:17,588
I'll never forget,
when tony took me to
481
00:25:17,613 --> 00:25:19,135
see the bar bars at
twickers, and we got
482
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:20,501
fizzers on shampoo! [GIGGLES]
483
00:25:20,525 --> 00:25:21,507
Ooh, ooh! I say!
484
00:25:21,532 --> 00:25:23,817
Yes. I adore,
rugga types! do you play?
485
00:25:23,842 --> 00:25:27,221
Me! Rugby? Ooh, yes.
486
00:25:27,222 --> 00:25:28,475
-Argh
- Ooh, madam!
487
00:25:28,500 --> 00:25:30,501
-Oh.
-Terribly sorry!
488
00:25:30,525 --> 00:25:32,662
Er, do you think you
could give me a hand?
489
00:25:32,687 --> 00:25:33,665
Help me off with this.
490
00:25:33,690 --> 00:25:37,042
-Right! Mind your guppies! [LAUGHS]
-Oh, thanks.
491
00:25:37,067 --> 00:25:38,589
I say. I wonder
could you help me?
492
00:25:38,614 --> 00:25:40,148
You see, Tony was supposed
to pick me up and take
493
00:25:40,173 --> 00:25:42,494
me up to the rugged club
to practice my archery. Well,
494
00:25:42,519 --> 00:25:44,711
he seems to got held up.
495
00:25:44,736 --> 00:25:46,324
You mean, you can't drive?
496
00:25:46,349 --> 00:25:48,603
No. Failed my test twice.
497
00:25:48,628 --> 00:25:50,586
You can imagine,
what a goose, I feel.
498
00:25:50,611 --> 00:25:53,492
-Well, we'll take daddy's car.
-Ooh, right.
499
00:25:53,517 --> 00:25:55,086
To, Sherwood!
500
00:25:55,111 --> 00:25:56,359
You will be careful, won't you?
501
00:25:56,384 --> 00:25:58,581
The Bentley's
daddies pride and joy!
502
00:25:58,605 --> 00:26:01,353
You'll rely on me!
503
00:26:03,903 --> 00:26:06,463
-I think. Ah.
-Do be careful!
504
00:26:06,488 --> 00:26:07,731
[TIMOTHY] There we are.
505
00:26:07,756 --> 00:26:09,788
-Er, hm.
-The bits and pieces.
506
00:26:09,813 --> 00:26:11,552
-Stick them in the back. Ha. Ha.
-Okay.
507
00:26:11,583 --> 00:26:12,819
In you get madam.
508
00:26:12,844 --> 00:26:14,466
[HUMS A TUNE]
509
00:26:17,328 --> 00:26:18,463
Olé!
510
00:26:20,774 --> 00:26:21,863
[MOUTHS MARY]
511
00:26:26,111 --> 00:26:28,436
Mary! Mary!
512
00:26:28,616 --> 00:26:31,957
Oh. Oh, this is too much!
513
00:26:32,022 --> 00:26:34,471
Hm! Damn the fellow!
514
00:26:40,075 --> 00:26:44,702
Er, Mr. Truscott. Mr. Truscott.
I, I've locked myself out!
515
00:26:44,727 --> 00:26:47,001
-[STRAINING]
- Ah, ah.
516
00:26:47,026 --> 00:26:49,378
Have you ever
done, like this before?
517
00:26:49,403 --> 00:26:52,820
-No.
-The pygmies can get it,
518
00:26:52,844 --> 00:26:54,557
further you, using this method.
519
00:26:54,582 --> 00:26:56,750
[GROANING] Oh, this
shenanigan can stunt your growth!
520
00:26:56,775 --> 00:26:58,750
-Ah. Can you stretch it further?
-Ooh!
521
00:26:58,775 --> 00:27:00,650
No! I can't get it up any more!
522
00:27:00,675 --> 00:27:05,224
-Argh! Yes!
-Ready? Right, now!
523
00:27:05,559 --> 00:27:09,246
-Oh! Here! Good shot Mary!
-Thanks.
524
00:27:09,271 --> 00:27:14,525
-Where did yours go?
-Ooh
525
00:27:15,690 --> 00:27:17,157
What are we going to do now?
526
00:27:17,189 --> 00:27:19,519
Oh, Well I'm going to go back
to the office, and get changed.
527
00:27:19,544 --> 00:27:20,641
Sid's arranged for
me to take a, Miss.
528
00:27:20,666 --> 00:27:21,864
Slenderparts out for a lesson.
529
00:27:21,889 --> 00:27:24,981
Yes, I know her she
used to be with us.
530
00:27:25,005 --> 00:27:28,118
Oh dear. Yes. Well,
Sid said she's very nice,
531
00:27:28,143 --> 00:27:29,210
and a very good pupil.
532
00:27:29,235 --> 00:27:32,247
She's only taken her
test forty three times. Ha!
533
00:27:33,482 --> 00:27:37,476
-Are you all right, dear?
-Oh, yes, thanks.
534
00:27:37,501 --> 00:27:41,154
I've been through
all the instructor,
535
00:27:41,179 --> 00:27:44,215
at the "Truscott Driving
School" as well you know.
536
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:44,895
[BOTH LAUGH]
537
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:48,036
Oh, really, yes. well,
safety, er, belt fastened?
538
00:27:48,061 --> 00:27:50,987
Oh, yes. I know my driving code.
539
00:27:51,012 --> 00:27:54,741
Clump clip every
trip. Unforgettable!
540
00:27:54,765 --> 00:27:56,220
Yes! Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha!
541
00:27:56,245 --> 00:27:57,891
Right, [CLEARS THROAT]
now I'm sure i don't have to,
542
00:27:57,916 --> 00:27:59,497
er, remind you of
the correct procedure,
543
00:27:59,522 --> 00:28:01,060
for pulling away from the curb.
544
00:28:01,084 --> 00:28:02,660
Which curb do you
mean, dear? No don't
545
00:28:02,684 --> 00:28:05,132
tell me let me
guess! Oh I see. Yes.
546
00:28:05,157 --> 00:28:06,350
No. No. This one.
547
00:28:06,374 --> 00:28:08,374
-Yes!
-Oh!
548
00:28:17,725 --> 00:28:20,945
That was a, teeny, weeny,
bit impulsive. Wasn't it?
549
00:28:20,970 --> 00:28:25,005
-Oh, was it [LAUGHS]
-Yes. let's, let's take it nice and gently. Eh.
550
00:28:25,030 --> 00:28:26,353
Right [LAUGHS]
551
00:28:26,651 --> 00:28:30,470
Right! Now, change down as you
approach the zebbra crossing.
552
00:28:30,495 --> 00:28:32,415
Righty-ho!
553
00:28:35,351 --> 00:28:39,062
Argh! You stupid old cow! Oi!
554
00:28:39,087 --> 00:28:42,108
I said, change down.
Not charge down!
555
00:28:42,139 --> 00:28:44,275
-Oh. Sorry.
-[GIGGLES]
556
00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:45,756
Yeah! [CLEARS THROAT]
557
00:28:45,781 --> 00:28:49,416
Now. Now, change down
as you approach this corner.
558
00:28:49,441 --> 00:28:50,662
Yes.
559
00:28:50,687 --> 00:28:53,988
-You can see the corner, can't you?
-Yes. Yes. Why?
560
00:28:54,019 --> 00:28:55,287
Can't you?
561
00:28:58,674 --> 00:29:03,298
Clutch. Clutch! Clutch!
562
00:29:03,323 --> 00:29:05,430
I am clutching,
as hard as I can!
563
00:29:05,455 --> 00:29:09,330
Not that kind of clutch you
silly old! Ah. Silly, silly old you.
564
00:29:09,355 --> 00:29:11,439
[LAUGHS]
565
00:29:11,464 --> 00:29:14,352
Ooh. You must remember
to press down with your foot.
566
00:29:14,377 --> 00:29:16,132
-Which foot?
-Well, the left foot.
567
00:29:16,157 --> 00:29:17,461
-The left.
-Left.
568
00:29:17,486 --> 00:29:18,963
-And the right? No!
-No. No. No. No.
569
00:29:18,988 --> 00:29:21,466
Not the right. The left.
Do we go right, or left?
570
00:29:21,491 --> 00:29:23,230
-The left!
-Left, right?
571
00:29:23,255 --> 00:29:24,501
No, no. the other right!
572
00:29:25,173 --> 00:29:27,223
-No! Not on the grass!
-Hadn't we'd better...
573
00:29:27,247 --> 00:29:29,376
[INAUDIBLE]
574
00:29:30,045 --> 00:29:31,703
now, pull to the
right of this cyclist.
575
00:29:32,048 --> 00:29:33,905
-The other right! The other right!
-What other right?
576
00:29:33,930 --> 00:29:35,176
There is no other right?
577
00:29:35,201 --> 00:29:36,776
Sorry, darling. Sorry.
578
00:29:36,801 --> 00:29:38,090
That's quite all right, dear.
579
00:29:38,115 --> 00:29:40,979
-[TIMOTHY GIGGLES]
-Don't blame yourself!
580
00:29:44,795 --> 00:29:47,835
Ooh! Ooh!
581
00:29:47,860 --> 00:29:51,282
Ooh! Miss. Slenderparts,
when I want you to do
582
00:29:51,307 --> 00:29:52,996
an emergency
stop, I will tell you.
583
00:29:53,021 --> 00:29:56,670
-Please do.
-Thank you. Thank you.
584
00:29:57,883 --> 00:30:00,703
Now, we're here. We might
as well do some reversing.
585
00:30:00,728 --> 00:30:02,896
Oh, good this is where
I came before, you
586
00:30:02,921 --> 00:30:04,596
know with that
nice, Mr. Noggett.
587
00:30:04,621 --> 00:30:06,598
-Oh, really!
-[GIGGLES]
588
00:30:07,278 --> 00:30:10,455
Oh.Yes. Well, on
second thoughts,
589
00:30:10,487 --> 00:30:11,840
we'll give reversing a miss.
590
00:30:11,865 --> 00:30:14,516
Oh, blow! I was looking
forward to reversing.
591
00:30:14,541 --> 00:30:16,023
It's my strong suit!
592
00:30:16,048 --> 00:30:19,573
-Oh. Yes, well. [CLEARS THROAT]
-[BOTH GIGGLES]
593
00:30:19,598 --> 00:30:22,212
We'll, er, just keep to
straightforward driving. I think.
594
00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:23,286
Yes.
595
00:30:37,384 --> 00:30:40,151
Shall we try a little bit of
overtaking, now. [CHUCKLES]
596
00:30:40,176 --> 00:30:41,988
Right. Shall I do it now?
597
00:30:42,012 --> 00:30:43,444
Yes. Now, as long
as you're sure it's safe!
598
00:30:43,469 --> 00:30:46,097
Oh. Yes, it's as safe as houses!
599
00:30:46,134 --> 00:30:48,134
-No!
-[VAN HONKING HORN]
600
00:30:49,817 --> 00:30:53,266
Oh, I can't see the clock, with
his stupid wheel in the way.
601
00:30:53,291 --> 00:30:56,189
What is the time, exactly?
602
00:30:58,166 --> 00:31:00,166
[CAR HORNS HONKING]
603
00:31:00,811 --> 00:31:02,811
Ooh!
604
00:31:02,835 --> 00:31:04,835
[CAR HORNS HONKING]
605
00:31:04,882 --> 00:31:07,568
Oh, crikey! The
dual contols gone!
606
00:31:07,601 --> 00:31:10,046
-Oh, yes. Is that important?
-Ah. Ah.
607
00:31:10,070 --> 00:31:12,070
-Oh, No. No!
-[CAR HORNS HONKING]
608
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:14,675
Argh!
609
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:16,920
[CAR HORNS HONKING]
610
00:31:28,511 --> 00:31:29,630
Ha. Ha!
611
00:31:29,861 --> 00:31:30,963
Ha. Ha!
612
00:31:32,008 --> 00:31:35,874
-[TIMOTHY LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY]
-You're a happy person, aren't you?
613
00:31:35,899 --> 00:31:37,899
[CAR HORNS HONKING]
614
00:31:39,439 --> 00:31:42,939
Mr. Lea, don't you
think I'm a smidgen too
615
00:31:42,971 --> 00:31:45,276
near the vehicle in front?
616
00:31:45,301 --> 00:31:48,902
A smidgeon? Yes!
But don't worry about it.
617
00:31:48,927 --> 00:31:52,816
Oh, good. I like taking
lessons with you. You know.
618
00:31:52,861 --> 00:31:57,170
You give me confidence!
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
619
00:32:06,262 --> 00:32:09,076
You flaming half-wit!
Coming back on a,
620
00:32:09,101 --> 00:32:11,381
bloody transporter! What
are you trying to do! Ruin me?
621
00:32:11,405 --> 00:32:12,943
-Eh! Ah. Ah!
-Wasn't my fault Sid!
622
00:32:12,968 --> 00:32:13,978
-Oh. No! Ah!
623
00:32:14,003 --> 00:32:17,620
Listen! Anyway. Save a few
bob on petrol, eh? [LAUGHS]
624
00:32:17,645 --> 00:32:19,184
Don't get funny with me, son!
625
00:32:19,209 --> 00:32:22,084
It's a bloody miracle, the press
didn't get hold of this! You know.
626
00:32:22,109 --> 00:32:25,538
I mean. Timmy, your got
to pull yourself together! kid.
627
00:32:25,563 --> 00:32:27,772
NogLEA, could be really
big business! You know.
628
00:32:27,797 --> 00:32:30,675
I've already knocked off a couple
of, Truscott's customers today!
629
00:32:31,228 --> 00:32:33,621
-But, oh, yeah! Go on.
-Well ,look there you go,
630
00:32:33,645 --> 00:32:36,787
Sid! Maybe, we should think
about joining up with them. Eh?
631
00:32:37,251 --> 00:32:41,170
That, is not a bad idea! You ought
to stay in, with that, Truscott, bird!
632
00:32:41,195 --> 00:32:43,954
Oh, hello love! It's
nice to see you again!
633
00:32:43,979 --> 00:32:45,590
Here. Everything
going all right. Is it?
634
00:32:45,615 --> 00:32:47,984
Well, it could be. If it wasn't
for the curse of the, Lea's, here!
635
00:32:48,009 --> 00:32:50,917
Yeah er, [CLEARS THROAT] Er,
I've brought you something mum.
636
00:32:50,942 --> 00:32:54,476
Oh, ooh, thanks,
love. Here what is it?
637
00:32:54,501 --> 00:32:56,503
Er, well, it's a bit
of washing! Mum.
638
00:32:56,528 --> 00:32:58,690
oh, ain't you got a
laundrette near you?
639
00:32:58,715 --> 00:33:01,836
Yeah! But they won't take
his, unless he washes it first!
640
00:33:01,861 --> 00:33:04,102
-Ooh!
-Do you mind!
641
00:33:04,127 --> 00:33:06,044
Eh, hello, Freddie.
642
00:33:06,742 --> 00:33:08,427
Er, dad's still at work
is he, then mum?
643
00:33:08,452 --> 00:33:10,581
No, love. He's upstairs.
644
00:33:10,605 --> 00:33:11,910
He's had one of his turns.
645
00:33:11,935 --> 00:33:15,463
Yeah. Like, when he turns over and
says, "bugger it I'm not gonna work today!"
646
00:33:15,488 --> 00:33:16,682
-Sid!
-Eh?
647
00:33:16,956 --> 00:33:18,762
Time for a nice cup
of tea. Have you love?
648
00:33:18,787 --> 00:33:19,962
No, not for me, mum
I've gotta go around the,
649
00:33:19,987 --> 00:33:22,328
Truscott's place for a
drink, and pick up, Mary!
650
00:33:22,353 --> 00:33:24,288
-Ooh!
-I say! How
651
00:33:24,313 --> 00:33:26,660
absolutely spiffing!
652
00:33:26,684 --> 00:33:28,610
Well, don't knock it,
Sid! It's gonna give
653
00:33:28,635 --> 00:33:30,990
me a chance to charm,
Miss. Truscott out of her mind.
654
00:33:31,015 --> 00:33:32,077
-Ah!
-Ah!
655
00:33:32,101 --> 00:33:35,003
-Oh, mum! You spilt it!
-[SID LAUGHS]
656
00:33:36,427 --> 00:33:38,427
[INCOHERENT CHATTER)
657
00:33:39,376 --> 00:33:40,720
All right?
658
00:33:41,991 --> 00:33:43,991
-Are you enjoying it?
-Fine. Lovely time.
659
00:33:44,806 --> 00:33:46,806
[INCOHERENT CHATTER)
660
00:33:48,690 --> 00:33:50,505
-Do you have everything you want?
-Yes, fine.
661
00:33:50,530 --> 00:33:52,110
I didn't quite regognise
that lady there.
662
00:33:52,135 --> 00:33:54,029
-Here you are, mumzie, daddy.
-Oh, thank you, dear.
663
00:33:54,054 --> 00:33:55,455
And voila, Mrs. Truscott!
664
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,087
-[LAUGHINGLY] oh, sorry.
-Oh.
665
00:33:57,414 --> 00:34:00,847
Mmm. Quite a lively little wine.
666
00:34:01,212 --> 00:34:03,406
Good body. Excellent finish.
667
00:34:03,431 --> 00:34:05,506
You must envy it, Henry!
668
00:34:05,531 --> 00:34:08,615
Ha! That's frightfully
funny, Mrs. Truscott.
669
00:34:08,639 --> 00:34:10,215
[CACKLES AND SNORTS]
670
00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:11,270
[DOOR BELL RINGS]
671
00:34:11,295 --> 00:34:13,030
-Oh, who's that?
-Oh, that'll be, Timmy.
672
00:34:13,055 --> 00:34:14,581
I'll go and let him in.
673
00:34:14,605 --> 00:34:16,963
-Timmy?
-They're one of those 'NogLEA' types
674
00:34:16,988 --> 00:34:18,650
that took over from,
Dumphrey, Mrs. Truscott.
675
00:34:18,675 --> 00:34:22,526
Awful outsider! Dreadful
person! [SNORTS]
676
00:34:22,550 --> 00:34:24,550
Timmy, the point
being you should...
677
00:34:24,574 --> 00:34:27,213
-I'm so sorry.
-It's my pleasure!
678
00:34:28,462 --> 00:34:31,095
Mumzie. This is,
Timothy Lea. Mumzie?
679
00:34:32,319 --> 00:34:34,112
Oh! I'm frightfully sorry.
680
00:34:34,137 --> 00:34:36,544
-Hello.
-Hello. [CHUCKLES]
681
00:34:36,997 --> 00:34:39,140
See what I mean, Mrs. Truscott.
682
00:34:39,404 --> 00:34:41,940
Er, ah. What do you
feel like, Timothy?
683
00:34:41,972 --> 00:34:44,979
[COUGHS] Shall we
try the 69 together?
684
00:34:45,475 --> 00:34:46,754
Hello! Mary?
685
00:34:46,779 --> 00:34:48,818
[MRS. TRUSCOTT]Oh. Hello, how nice.
I'm glad you could come.
686
00:34:48,844 --> 00:34:50,101
Here!
687
00:34:51,155 --> 00:34:53,655
[INAUDIBLE]
688
00:34:55,245 --> 00:34:59,061
Savour it. But, don't
swallow it immediately.
689
00:34:59,085 --> 00:35:00,621
-Cheers.
-Cheers.
690
00:35:08,704 --> 00:35:09,798
Ah!
691
00:35:09,978 --> 00:35:13,068
Well! Well! Hello leak!
692
00:35:13,093 --> 00:35:15,266
I must say I never thought
I'd ever see you here!
693
00:35:15,291 --> 00:35:17,263
Oh, don't be say beastly! Tony.
694
00:35:17,288 --> 00:35:20,867
What's the matter?
Lost your tongue! [SNORTS]
695
00:35:20,891 --> 00:35:22,413
-hm.
-Sorry?
696
00:35:22,438 --> 00:35:23,937
[MUMBLING]
697
00:35:23,962 --> 00:35:26,471
Oh, come on then,
were are your manners?
698
00:35:28,557 --> 00:35:30,984
It's not my fault.
Not my fault at all.
699
00:35:31,008 --> 00:35:32,851
You filthy bounder!
700
00:35:32,876 --> 00:35:35,518
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
701
00:35:35,542 --> 00:35:38,044
Now then, Bender.
Control, Bender, control.
702
00:35:38,088 --> 00:35:39,954
Yes, sir. Sorry,sir.
703
00:35:40,458 --> 00:35:42,327
-Steady the puffs.
-Than you, sir.
704
00:35:42,352 --> 00:35:43,700
No!
705
00:35:44,140 --> 00:35:45,724
-Argh!
-For goodness sake!
706
00:35:46,345 --> 00:35:47,597
-Sorry, Sir.
Eh.
707
00:35:47,817 --> 00:35:49,978
-Every, sorry everybody!
-Yes, Sir.
708
00:35:50,002 --> 00:35:52,882
I Say. Touch of
the old, Malaria!
709
00:35:52,906 --> 00:35:54,403
-[COUGHS]
-Yes, Sir. I'm frightening sorry,
710
00:35:54,428 --> 00:35:55,221
about that, sir.
711
00:35:55,245 --> 00:35:56,725
All over my suit.
712
00:35:56,750 --> 00:35:59,290
-[MRS. TRUSCOTT] Oh, goodness!
-I'm sorry, Mary!
713
00:35:59,441 --> 00:36:01,850
I wish I could get
you on a rugger field!
714
00:36:03,826 --> 00:36:06,540
-It wasn't my fault!
-Timmy.
715
00:36:06,564 --> 00:36:10,074
-Yes?
-Your flies are undone.
716
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,175
Eh, listen, Mary.
Erm, why don't we go
717
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,617
away, and have a nice
quiet drink somewhere?
718
00:36:21,121 --> 00:36:23,226
-Oh!
-Oh!
719
00:36:24,287 --> 00:36:30,981
Oh. Im terribly, sorry! Lovely
party! Thank you, very much!
720
00:36:31,018 --> 00:36:34,137
-Food, was delicious.
-Timmy.
721
00:36:35,404 --> 00:36:36,981
Yes. Well, I understand
the poor boy has a
722
00:36:37,006 --> 00:36:39,983
history of, er, tablecloth, eh!
723
00:36:42,997 --> 00:36:46,003
Cheer up! There
wasn't much broken.
724
00:36:46,525 --> 00:36:49,027
Is there something
else bothering you?
725
00:36:49,829 --> 00:36:52,349
Do you really fancy
that, Bender guy?
726
00:36:52,501 --> 00:36:56,594
Well, you know how it
is? Sort of get into things!
727
00:36:56,924 --> 00:37:00,122
-Yeah!
-I think dad is pretty keen!
728
00:37:00,147 --> 00:37:02,178
Well, why doesn't your,
daddy marry him, then?
729
00:37:02,203 --> 00:37:04,198
Ha, ha. Timmy.
730
00:37:04,603 --> 00:37:06,282
You still haven't
answered my question?
731
00:37:06,307 --> 00:37:09,723
Oh. Take the next
turning on the left.
732
00:37:09,965 --> 00:37:11,997
It's rather nice down there!
733
00:37:12,757 --> 00:37:13,802
Right!
734
00:37:13,827 --> 00:37:16,475
[MUSIC]
735
00:37:31,474 --> 00:37:34,581
Ooh, Mary you must realize
the way I feel about you?
736
00:37:34,605 --> 00:37:36,501
Oh, gosh! Yes, well, I'm
begining to get the idea!
737
00:37:36,525 --> 00:37:38,261
Golly! Hope you're
this fast on the, rugby
738
00:37:38,285 --> 00:37:39,379
-pitch!
-[BOTH LAUGH]
739
00:37:39,404 --> 00:37:40,974
Er, what position do you play?
740
00:37:40,999 --> 00:37:42,581
Oh, er, position? Erm,
741
00:37:42,605 --> 00:37:45,602
-inside right.
-No that's not a rugby position.
742
00:37:45,627 --> 00:37:48,215
Oh. Well, what
about right inside then.
743
00:37:48,239 --> 00:37:49,617
[BOTH LAUGH]
744
00:37:49,642 --> 00:37:51,896
-Hmm.
-Oh.
745
00:37:53,615 --> 00:37:54,191
Hm.
746
00:37:54,216 --> 00:37:56,636
-Oh, gosh it's a nice pair,
-Oh.
747
00:37:56,661 --> 00:37:58,261
-What?
-Trousers!
748
00:37:58,285 --> 00:38:00,186
-Ah, oh, yes!
-Oh!
749
00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:02,262
-Timmothy?
-Ooh. They're my best pair!
750
00:38:02,286 --> 00:38:04,286
-Oh!
-Mmm!
751
00:38:05,585 --> 00:38:07,089
[MUSIC]
752
00:38:07,114 --> 00:38:11,133
-Hm.
-Oh. [GROANING]
753
00:38:11,158 --> 00:38:12,176
-Don't.
-Don't what?
754
00:38:12,201 --> 00:38:14,729
-Don't stop!
-Oh, right.
755
00:38:14,753 --> 00:38:16,053
Ooh, Timothy!
756
00:38:16,077 --> 00:38:18,077
-Ooh, Timotht, I...
-[GROANING]
757
00:38:19,125 --> 00:38:20,964
-Gosh how rude!
-Oh, sorry.
758
00:38:20,989 --> 00:38:22,352
[LAUGHS]
759
00:38:22,377 --> 00:38:24,413
[MUSIC]
760
00:38:44,794 --> 00:38:46,614
[SPLASHING SOUND]
761
00:38:46,639 --> 00:38:48,639
[MARY] Ooh! Ah! Timmy. oh!
762
00:38:49,605 --> 00:38:53,919
-[MR.TRUSCOTT LAUGHING]
-[KNOCKING AT THE DOOR]
763
00:38:53,952 --> 00:38:56,153
-Morning, Mr. Truscoott. Ooh!
-Morning sunny boy!
764
00:38:56,178 --> 00:38:58,425
Come here. Have you
seen the morning paper?
765
00:38:58,450 --> 00:38:59,650
-No, sir!
-[BOTH LAUGHING]
766
00:38:59,651 --> 00:39:00,798
Well, that'll put the kibosh, on
767
00:39:00,823 --> 00:39:02,835
those, "NogLEA"
bounders! Once and for all!
768
00:39:02,860 --> 00:39:05,296
[LAUGHING AND SNORTING]
769
00:39:05,325 --> 00:39:09,347
Oh, Mr. Truscott iI do like
to see you laughing! Ah!
770
00:39:11,722 --> 00:39:13,829
Come in "NogLEA
Driving School" your time
771
00:39:13,860 --> 00:39:16,195
is up! God almighty!
What are you trying
772
00:39:16,220 --> 00:39:17,908
to do make a, make a
make a laughing stuck out
773
00:39:17,933 --> 00:39:18,741
of us are you?
774
00:39:18,765 --> 00:39:20,373
-It wasn't my fault, Sid.
-Wasn't your fault!
775
00:39:20,398 --> 00:39:21,781
-No, Sid.
-Ha. Ha. No!
776
00:39:21,805 --> 00:39:24,741
-Yesterday, was one of my bad days.
-Oh, hey.
777
00:39:24,765 --> 00:39:26,821
-It was the handbrake.
-Yeah. What's the matter with it?
778
00:39:26,845 --> 00:39:28,875
-Oh. Nothing much. Er,
-Oh.
779
00:39:28,899 --> 00:39:29,951
-Oh.
-But it does need
780
00:39:29,976 --> 00:39:31,380
a coat of paint, Sid. [LAUGHS]
781
00:39:31,404 --> 00:39:33,701
Bleeding marvelous,
isn't it, eh! Bleeding
782
00:39:33,725 --> 00:39:35,518
marvelous for a
driving instructor!
783
00:39:35,543 --> 00:39:38,901
I mean. Who's going to employ
us? After all this publicity, eh?
784
00:39:38,925 --> 00:39:42,340
I've got half a mind...
[PHONE RINGS]
785
00:39:42,365 --> 00:39:44,350
Hello! "NogLEA Driving School".
786
00:39:44,982 --> 00:39:47,551
You saw the piece about
us in the paper, did you, and
787
00:39:47,576 --> 00:39:48,779
you want to book a,
788
00:39:48,804 --> 00:39:52,137
a couple of lessons! Ha.
Ha. Why certainly madam.
789
00:39:52,161 --> 00:39:54,161
Pen. Pen. Pen. Pen. Pen.
790
00:39:54,430 --> 00:39:58,020
Er, just one moment, please
madam. Ah. Oh, good, that's better,
791
00:39:58,045 --> 00:39:59,329
you'll pop around.
792
00:39:59,354 --> 00:40:04,124
Thank you. Thank you, very much,
madam. Look forward to seeing you.
793
00:40:04,376 --> 00:40:08,611
Bloody hell! Now where was I?
794
00:40:08,636 --> 00:40:10,365
Er, You were telling me you had half a
795
00:40:10,390 --> 00:40:11,941
mind, Sid. [LAUGHS]
-Just you,
796
00:40:11,966 --> 00:40:15,566
-watch it, you? Right!
-[CLEARS THROAT]
797
00:40:15,670 --> 00:40:17,582
That's, Truscott,
I'm worried about?
798
00:40:17,607 --> 00:40:19,722
I thought you was supposed
to be getting close to that bird?
799
00:40:19,746 --> 00:40:21,380
-[PHONE RINGS]
-I was.
800
00:40:21,404 --> 00:40:26,025
Hello! Ah. Yes
madam. You saw our,
801
00:40:26,525 --> 00:40:30,875
our what? Our
article in the paper,
802
00:40:30,900 --> 00:40:32,741
and you'd like to
book a course of
803
00:40:32,765 --> 00:40:34,981
lessons! Why, certainly, madam.
804
00:40:35,005 --> 00:40:36,627
-Er, Sid, Sid.
- Yes. Just one moment.
805
00:40:36,652 --> 00:40:38,673
Sorry to interrupt. Er,
do you still want me?
806
00:40:38,698 --> 00:40:41,903
No. No. No. Eh, listen. Let
this be a lesson to you, Timo.
807
00:40:41,928 --> 00:40:44,983
Never. Never,
ever, underestimate,
808
00:40:45,008 --> 00:40:47,620
the importance of publicity. Ah.
809
00:40:47,644 --> 00:40:50,741
One moment, please
madam. Hey! Mrs. Dennis.
810
00:40:50,765 --> 00:40:54,252
Get on round there. She's
one of the oldest clients,
811
00:40:54,277 --> 00:40:57,492
-on the books. Okay?
-Okay.
812
00:40:57,517 --> 00:41:02,461
Now, madam. In er, what
way can I service you?
813
00:41:12,870 --> 00:41:16,661
-Ah! Morning. Mrs. Dent.
-That's right.
814
00:41:16,685 --> 00:41:18,549
-Where's, Mr. Dumphrey?
-Ah. Well he's not at,
815
00:41:18,574 --> 00:41:20,021
the school anymore.
816
00:41:20,045 --> 00:41:22,039
-You used to have him. Did you?
-Hmm.
817
00:41:22,064 --> 00:41:23,386
More often than not.
818
00:41:23,411 --> 00:41:24,895
Would you like me to drive?
819
00:41:25,531 --> 00:41:27,614
Yes. Ah.
820
00:41:28,568 --> 00:41:29,803
[LAUGHS]
821
00:41:29,828 --> 00:41:32,119
Er, I hear you're
quite an old hand!
822
00:41:33,338 --> 00:41:36,980
I mean. Er, yes.
Listen, we'll er, drive up
823
00:41:37,005 --> 00:41:40,261
to the golf course and er,
practice some three-point turns.
824
00:41:40,285 --> 00:41:41,781
I'll get a feel of
you on the way!
825
00:41:41,805 --> 00:41:44,136
-Right.
-Right.
826
00:41:44,710 --> 00:41:45,426
[LAUGHS]
827
00:41:45,450 --> 00:41:47,818
Ooh! I didn't play that
shot very well did I!
828
00:41:47,843 --> 00:41:49,303
Pound a hole then, Bender?
829
00:41:49,328 --> 00:41:51,285
Pound a hole! No I
don't get paid that much.
830
00:41:51,310 --> 00:41:53,075
I mean. I er, don't
play golf that much!
831
00:41:53,099 --> 00:41:53,860
Ah.
832
00:41:53,885 --> 00:41:56,472
Yes. Ah, well,
good idea. Why not.
833
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:02,634
I do like your
trousers, sir. Very nice!
834
00:42:04,748 --> 00:42:06,620
[LAUGHS] That's one.
835
00:42:08,824 --> 00:42:10,260
[LAUGHS] A pound a hole!
836
00:42:10,285 --> 00:42:13,485
Yes! Jolly good
idea, sir. Ah. Tee!
837
00:42:14,608 --> 00:42:16,004
[SNORTS]
838
00:42:21,325 --> 00:42:24,661
Well, that was terrific! Why
are you still taking lessons?
839
00:42:24,685 --> 00:42:27,074
You could pass a test,
with your eyes closed!
840
00:42:27,528 --> 00:42:29,736
There's more to driving lessons,
841
00:42:30,364 --> 00:42:33,564
-Then driving lessons.
-Oh, yeah.
842
00:42:34,372 --> 00:42:36,985
-What?
-Let's take a walk!
843
00:42:37,010 --> 00:42:40,121
You can ask me a few
questions about the highway code.
844
00:42:40,146 --> 00:42:42,795
Oh. Right. Yes. [LAUGHS]
845
00:42:43,765 --> 00:42:46,084
Erm. [LAUGHS]
846
00:42:47,005 --> 00:42:48,181
Where you not
allowed to use your
847
00:42:48,205 --> 00:42:50,107
horn after 11.30?
848
00:42:50,132 --> 00:42:53,233
Can you imagine what
it's like being a golf widow?
849
00:42:53,258 --> 00:42:54,288
Well.
850
00:42:54,313 --> 00:42:55,781
Every sunday
morning I wake up to
851
00:42:55,805 --> 00:42:57,437
the rattle of my
husband's balls, going
852
00:42:57,462 --> 00:42:59,225
out the front door.
853
00:43:00,384 --> 00:43:02,439
All day long. Flogging
his little wedge,
854
00:43:02,464 --> 00:43:04,721
in the bottom of that bunker.
855
00:43:05,147 --> 00:43:08,262
Well, at least you're not
playing around, eh! Ah.
856
00:43:08,287 --> 00:43:12,207
Well. I suppose it is really.
You know. Playing a round! Ah!
857
00:43:12,232 --> 00:43:13,867
-Golf.
-Do you get lonely?
858
00:43:13,892 --> 00:43:17,061
-No. I've got, Sid and, Rosie.
-I mean one gets lonely!
859
00:43:17,085 --> 00:43:20,100
-Oh.
A woman, has needs. You know.
860
00:43:20,124 --> 00:43:21,943
Oh, Yes. I suppose she
does really doesn't she.
861
00:43:21,968 --> 00:43:23,088
Come on!
862
00:43:23,113 --> 00:43:27,764
Er, listen, supposing
somebody comes?
863
00:43:27,789 --> 00:43:29,575
-Ah. Ah.
-Oh dear.
864
00:43:29,599 --> 00:43:31,541
[GROANING]
865
00:43:31,565 --> 00:43:33,143
We're not going to
need this, are we? Really.
866
00:43:33,168 --> 00:43:35,541
-Er, no. Hmm.
-No! [GIGGLES]
867
00:43:35,565 --> 00:43:36,901
Wait, wait, wait, a minuite your
868
00:43:36,925 --> 00:43:38,638
husband doesn't play here
during the week? Does he at all?
869
00:43:38,663 --> 00:43:39,701
Oh, no.
870
00:43:39,725 --> 00:43:41,612
I play during the week!
871
00:43:41,636 --> 00:43:43,636
[GROANING]
872
00:43:46,192 --> 00:43:47,980
-Oh! Mmm!
-Mmm!
873
00:43:48,004 --> 00:43:49,202
[GROANING]
874
00:43:49,932 --> 00:43:52,596
-Argh!
-Argh!
875
00:43:52,621 --> 00:43:56,910
Argh! Ooh! Argh!
876
00:43:56,941 --> 00:43:59,430
Ah! Oh! Ah!
877
00:43:59,854 --> 00:44:02,756
[MUSIC]
878
00:44:08,971 --> 00:44:10,041
Hm.
879
00:44:23,808 --> 00:44:25,936
Mrs. Dent. Mrs. Dent!
880
00:44:25,961 --> 00:44:29,641
Stop it! Mrs. Dent. Mrs. Dent!
881
00:44:29,665 --> 00:44:32,915
[MUSIC]
882
00:44:33,324 --> 00:44:37,379
-What the devil?
-Good god! It's him again!
883
00:44:37,404 --> 00:44:38,981
Hello. [GIGGLES]
884
00:44:39,006 --> 00:44:41,674
He's assaulting her!
The dirty scoundrel!
885
00:44:41,699 --> 00:44:42,741
Ah!
886
00:44:42,765 --> 00:44:46,120
Oh! Don't be silly!
Ah. look, she fell in,
887
00:44:46,145 --> 00:44:47,380
and hit her head. Ah.
888
00:44:47,404 --> 00:44:50,343
He's a sex maniac!
Mr. Truscott. He's a sex maniac!
889
00:44:50,368 --> 00:44:52,362
-Seize him!
-Seize him!
890
00:44:52,386 --> 00:44:53,221
Seize him!
891
00:44:53,245 --> 00:44:54,575
Your've gone to far this time.
892
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,582
It tickles! I told you
before! Don't do that. Argh!
893
00:44:57,606 --> 00:44:59,459
Come here. I'll
get you for this!
894
00:44:59,484 --> 00:45:02,741
That is my new
slazinger golfing cardigan!
895
00:45:02,766 --> 00:45:03,934
Oh. I'm terribly sorry.
896
00:45:03,958 --> 00:45:05,860
-Argh!
-Ooh!
897
00:45:06,027 --> 00:45:07,695
-Mr. Truscott.
-Oh. Oh.
898
00:45:07,720 --> 00:45:10,414
Mr. Truscott!
Mr. Truscott! Mr...
899
00:45:10,439 --> 00:45:13,212
Mr. Trusscott! My god!
I think I've killed him.
900
00:45:13,237 --> 00:45:15,061
I'm terribly strong! You know.
901
00:45:15,085 --> 00:45:18,444
Mr. Truscutt! please
wake up! Mr. Trus...
902
00:45:18,469 --> 00:45:21,150
Ah. Ah. I'd better
give him the kiss of life!
903
00:45:21,181 --> 00:45:24,398
Hey! You touching,
query! No wonder they,
904
00:45:24,423 --> 00:45:26,337
-call you Bender!
-I didn't mean to hurt you.
905
00:45:26,362 --> 00:45:27,327
-Ooh
-You dirty beasty!
906
00:45:27,352 --> 00:45:29,941
Go on! That's the first
time I've ever seen a,
907
00:45:29,966 --> 00:45:31,790
-Rugby playing poofta!
-You got the completly the wrong Idea.
908
00:45:31,815 --> 00:45:34,004
Get out of my sight!
Go on I never want...
909
00:45:34,029 --> 00:45:38,390
That's your career up the spout!
mate. [LAUGHS AND SNORTS]
910
00:45:38,415 --> 00:45:39,641
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
911
00:45:40,604 --> 00:45:41,681
-Mrs. Dent!
-Oh
912
00:45:41,706 --> 00:45:43,694
Mrs. Dent! You all right?
913
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:47,314
Well, yes I, I think
so. What happened?
914
00:45:47,339 --> 00:45:50,901
well, er, you got hit on the back
of the head by a golf ball. Ha. Ha.
915
00:45:50,925 --> 00:45:53,825
And those two idiots, thought
I was trying to rape you!
916
00:45:53,850 --> 00:45:55,221
Well. It's er,
917
00:45:55,958 --> 00:45:58,050
their word against
mine. isn't it?
918
00:45:58,082 --> 00:45:59,301
-Well.
-I mean,
919
00:45:59,325 --> 00:46:00,423
I'm the only one who can say if
920
00:46:00,447 --> 00:46:02,397
you were attacking
me or not. Aren't I?
921
00:46:02,422 --> 00:46:04,256
Oh, yes. I suppose you are.
922
00:46:04,525 --> 00:46:07,836
Your future is in my hands!
923
00:46:08,429 --> 00:46:11,061
-Ooh!
-Now, let's get something straight,
924
00:46:11,085 --> 00:46:12,184
between us!
925
00:46:12,362 --> 00:46:13,909
I think we already have. Ho. Ho.
926
00:46:13,949 --> 00:46:14,901
What's a little pain!
927
00:46:14,925 --> 00:46:19,065
-Oh.
-And I want you to kiss it better!
928
00:46:19,805 --> 00:46:21,531
But, I thought you said. You...
929
00:46:21,556 --> 00:46:24,311
That's not where it hurts!
930
00:46:24,342 --> 00:46:28,686
Oh. Erm, see you
later. [GIGGLES]
931
00:46:29,899 --> 00:46:31,460
Ah!
932
00:46:31,485 --> 00:46:33,229
-Oh, yes! Ooh!
-Oh!
933
00:46:33,253 --> 00:46:35,253
[GROANING]
934
00:46:40,526 --> 00:46:43,192
[MUSIC]
935
00:47:05,678 --> 00:47:07,678
[GROANING]
936
00:47:18,367 --> 00:47:20,367
Argh!
937
00:47:28,604 --> 00:47:30,203
Argh!
938
00:47:30,895 --> 00:47:33,812
[MUSIC]
939
00:47:36,227 --> 00:47:38,227
Shh! Lie still.
940
00:47:43,884 --> 00:47:45,379
I found it, Mildred.
941
00:47:53,282 --> 00:47:56,301
-Argh! Ooooh!
-Shh.
942
00:47:59,644 --> 00:48:04,580
You know. I sometimes wonder
what fate's got against me?
943
00:48:04,604 --> 00:48:07,112
You don't have any
problems. Do you?
944
00:48:08,279 --> 00:48:10,568
Doesn't matter how hard I try.
945
00:48:10,822 --> 00:48:14,276
I just don't seem to be able to
do anything right. At the moment!
946
00:48:14,925 --> 00:48:18,981
When you think about it. There's
not a lot of people I can turn to?
947
00:48:19,005 --> 00:48:21,036
You're about the
only real mate, I've got. Ah!
948
00:48:21,061 --> 00:48:22,100
[MUSIC]
949
00:48:22,124 --> 00:48:23,881
Apart from, Sid of course.
950
00:48:23,905 --> 00:48:25,905
[CRYING]
951
00:48:29,114 --> 00:48:31,597
Ah. Yeah I know what you mean!
952
00:48:31,851 --> 00:48:34,323
Oh, here. Give er, me that.
953
00:48:34,347 --> 00:48:36,741
Come on love. It's easy to see,
954
00:48:36,765 --> 00:48:38,021
you've never had a baby!
955
00:48:38,045 --> 00:48:39,726
Mum, you'd attack
her with a guitar, if I did!
956
00:48:39,751 --> 00:48:42,530
[GIGGLES] Well you're going to get
married one day! You know, love.
957
00:48:42,555 --> 00:48:44,197
-Do you recon?
-Of course!
958
00:48:44,222 --> 00:48:47,540
You want to stop being so
shy, and go out with more girls.
959
00:48:47,565 --> 00:48:50,283
-Oh, Thanks mum. come on, darling.
-There are love.
960
00:48:50,308 --> 00:48:51,073
Have you been a good boy?
961
00:48:51,097 --> 00:48:52,510
-Lets go and see daddy. Come on.
-Oh. Lovely, yeah.
962
00:48:52,535 --> 00:48:54,040
-I've got some nice chewed apples,
-Hello, there.
963
00:48:54,065 --> 00:48:55,182
for him, in the kitchen.
964
00:48:55,219 --> 00:48:57,453
-Ah. Ah. Ah! Yeah.
-What do you want? Come on, you tell...
965
00:48:57,477 --> 00:48:58,501
Tell Mummy.
966
00:48:58,525 --> 00:49:01,544
-I said.
-Take my advice Timo. Never,
967
00:49:01,569 --> 00:49:03,541
never teach your wife to drive!
968
00:49:03,565 --> 00:49:05,637
Still I can't
grumble. I suppose.
969
00:49:05,662 --> 00:49:07,380
We only got another couple
of, Truscott's customers,
970
00:49:07,404 --> 00:49:09,096
today, eh! [LAUGHS]
971
00:49:09,121 --> 00:49:10,421
at this rate, I'll
tell you what.
972
00:49:10,445 --> 00:49:11,888
We needn't bother
about joining up with them!
973
00:49:11,913 --> 00:49:14,259
There'll be nothing
left to join up with. Eh!
974
00:49:15,085 --> 00:49:16,600
Good morning!
975
00:49:16,858 --> 00:49:18,652
-Hello.
-Morning.
976
00:49:20,665 --> 00:49:21,470
Hey!
977
00:49:22,096 --> 00:49:23,860
Not another of
your filthy jokes.
978
00:49:23,884 --> 00:49:25,380
Did ya hear, about the
fella that wasn't up to it?
979
00:49:25,404 --> 00:49:27,141
-No I didn't.
- Had to get a soapbox to
980
00:49:27,165 --> 00:49:28,099
-stand on!
-Oh,
981
00:49:28,124 --> 00:49:29,784
really. Sorry, Mary.
982
00:49:29,809 --> 00:49:31,853
I only mention it, because
it's very clear your governor's
983
00:49:31,884 --> 00:49:33,380
got a little problem!
984
00:49:33,404 --> 00:49:34,476
what do you mean?
985
00:49:34,501 --> 00:49:39,907
[LAUGHS]
986
00:49:45,925 --> 00:49:47,078
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]
987
00:49:49,884 --> 00:49:51,448
This isn't for you? Is it, sir?
988
00:49:51,472 --> 00:49:52,859
What isn't for me?
989
00:49:52,884 --> 00:49:55,060
This package from denmark!
990
00:49:55,252 --> 00:49:58,105
Aye. A plain brown package.
991
00:49:58,129 --> 00:50:00,501
No. It's says "Sexual
Rejuvenation Clinic."
992
00:50:00,532 --> 00:50:05,300
Give me those pills! I mean
packet! I'll attend to them. Er, it. Later.
993
00:50:06,111 --> 00:50:09,615
This moment in time we have,
more important things to think about.
994
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:11,982
Have you seen these
latest trade figures?
995
00:50:12,007 --> 00:50:14,340
No. I don't look at
them that often, sir.
996
00:50:14,364 --> 00:50:16,421
We're losing money,
hand over a fist!
997
00:50:16,445 --> 00:50:18,340
There's only one
place it can be going to.
998
00:50:18,364 --> 00:50:21,781
-"NogLEA", sir?
-Of course! It's ridiculous.
999
00:50:21,904 --> 00:50:24,901
They've taken some of
our best customers, lately.
1000
00:50:24,925 --> 00:50:27,163
I don't like to
suggest this. But,
1001
00:50:27,188 --> 00:50:28,820
I think there's
only one thing for it!
1002
00:50:28,844 --> 00:50:31,924
-What's that, sir?
-Merger.
1003
00:50:33,724 --> 00:50:35,115
It's a bit strong. Isn't it?
1004
00:50:35,140 --> 00:50:37,973
I, I Mean. Couldn't
we just maim, them?
1005
00:50:40,205 --> 00:50:42,237
I said merger, you
fool! Not murder!
1006
00:50:42,261 --> 00:50:44,261
[LAUGHS AND SNORTS]
1007
00:50:44,525 --> 00:50:45,839
I thought you said, murder!
1008
00:50:45,864 --> 00:50:48,580
-How frightfully silly of me!
-Join up with them!
1009
00:50:48,604 --> 00:50:51,059
With that shower?
That is so degrading!
1010
00:50:51,084 --> 00:50:53,319
-We're the best School for miles around!
-Calm yourself, Bender.
1011
00:50:53,343 --> 00:50:54,455
Yes, sir.
1012
00:50:54,479 --> 00:50:58,981
Necessity is the
mother of expediency!
1013
00:50:59,005 --> 00:51:00,155
Mother of what, sir?
1014
00:51:00,782 --> 00:51:02,741
I was thinking
more of a takeover.
1015
00:51:02,765 --> 00:51:06,580
Then a merger. We'll take
control. Put them under contract,
1016
00:51:06,604 --> 00:51:08,981
and fire them in a
couple of months!
1017
00:51:09,005 --> 00:51:11,725
Brilliant, sir! Brilliant!
1018
00:51:14,269 --> 00:51:16,458
Who's going to
broach, the merger?
1019
00:51:16,482 --> 00:51:18,642
As always, I have
a plan, Bender.
1020
00:51:18,667 --> 00:51:19,957
I didn't doubt it for
one moment, sir.
1021
00:51:19,982 --> 00:51:23,358
I've observed that the er,
younger, "NogLEA" creature,
1022
00:51:23,382 --> 00:51:27,997
has developed er, a
kind of attraction for, Mary!
1023
00:51:28,022 --> 00:51:31,647
Mary? could, couldn't
we keep her out of this?
1024
00:51:31,672 --> 00:51:33,620
When we
lost, Lady Snodley,
1025
00:51:33,644 --> 00:51:36,361
the jewel of the,
Truscott crown.
1026
00:51:36,386 --> 00:51:38,181
The time came for
desperate measures.
1027
00:51:38,211 --> 00:51:41,132
Yes, but, Mary!
1028
00:51:41,965 --> 00:51:44,373
Rather, she's a good
little bus, isn't she?
1029
00:51:44,398 --> 00:51:45,461
Ed, used to have one.
1030
00:51:45,485 --> 00:51:48,100
Something like this, for driving
the servant's down to the station.
1031
00:51:48,124 --> 00:51:50,625
Oh, er, don't forget to use your
gears. When you want to slow down.
1032
00:51:50,650 --> 00:51:53,825
-Oh.
-Er, sorry your ladyship, Snodley! Ha, Ha.
1033
00:51:53,850 --> 00:51:55,573
Cynthia. Call me, Cynthia!
1034
00:51:55,598 --> 00:51:59,300
After all we're living in
the 20th century. Aren't we?
1035
00:51:59,325 --> 00:52:04,260
Down Monster! Er, Thruster and
Belter don't bother you. Do they?
1036
00:52:04,285 --> 00:52:07,860
Oh, no. They're
fine. nice Belter!
1037
00:52:07,884 --> 00:52:10,491
Oh. On the left er,
this is er, your ladyship,
1038
00:52:10,516 --> 00:52:12,944
-Yes.
-sir. I mean cynthia. Sorry! [GIGGLES]
1039
00:52:12,969 --> 00:52:15,212
The dogs are Edgars. Actually.
1040
00:52:15,236 --> 00:52:16,981
He's master of the
hunt! Don't you know.
1041
00:52:17,005 --> 00:52:18,661
He's frightfully
fond of hunting and
1042
00:52:18,685 --> 00:52:22,661
shooting and, getting
paralytically drunk.
1043
00:52:22,686 --> 00:52:24,391
Down Monster!
1044
00:52:24,812 --> 00:52:28,835
I say! Have you ever
done any modeling?
1045
00:52:28,860 --> 00:52:31,329
Well, I made a glider
once, but the wing fell off!
1046
00:52:31,354 --> 00:52:35,141
I mean artists
modeling. You silly boy!
1047
00:52:35,165 --> 00:52:37,467
You have an interesting face!
1048
00:52:37,496 --> 00:52:40,820
Of course. Not sensitive.
1049
00:52:48,757 --> 00:52:50,879
Here we are. Home again.
1050
00:52:50,903 --> 00:52:53,550
Why don't you come in,
and pose for me, now!
1051
00:52:53,575 --> 00:52:55,279
We could have a
nibble afterwards!
1052
00:52:55,303 --> 00:52:57,141
Oh. Yes. All right, then.
1053
00:52:57,165 --> 00:52:58,247
Super!
1054
00:52:59,825 --> 00:53:01,214
Nice place you got,
here. [GIGGLES]
1055
00:53:01,245 --> 00:53:04,154
Oh. It's just a minor, manner.
1056
00:53:04,178 --> 00:53:05,620
Come along, Monster.
1057
00:53:05,645 --> 00:53:08,183
Time to pop you inside!
1058
00:53:08,326 --> 00:53:10,326
-Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
-Ah.
1059
00:53:10,803 --> 00:53:12,672
-Lovely
-Ah
1060
00:53:12,697 --> 00:53:14,290
Come along boys!
1061
00:53:18,744 --> 00:53:22,980
Oh. Hello again! Here, my
dad would like this place!
1062
00:53:23,005 --> 00:53:25,061
Ah, Yes. It's
Edgar's den, really.
1063
00:53:25,085 --> 00:53:27,620
It's frightfully handy for
the kennels next door.
1064
00:53:27,644 --> 00:53:29,301
Er, your husband's
not gonna mind me,
1065
00:53:29,325 --> 00:53:30,295
posing for you is he?
1066
00:53:30,319 --> 00:53:32,181
He won't even know about it.
There's a meeting of the hunt
1067
00:53:32,205 --> 00:53:34,820
committee tonight. Half
past six, till insensible!
1068
00:53:34,844 --> 00:53:37,457
-Oh.
-Oh now then.
1069
00:53:37,481 --> 00:53:41,030
What are we going to do
with you? [BOTH GIGGLES]
1070
00:53:41,054 --> 00:53:43,118
-Oh.
-[CLEARS THROAT]
1071
00:53:43,143 --> 00:53:44,981
I don't know. I think
there's probably,
1072
00:53:45,005 --> 00:53:47,061
something I can,
1073
00:53:47,085 --> 00:53:53,083
do with you! Er, oh. Now
would you just hold the pose?
1074
00:53:54,205 --> 00:53:57,808
Oh. Er, could only
find one of them.
1075
00:53:57,833 --> 00:54:00,480
Ah. I didn't mean that!
1076
00:54:00,504 --> 00:54:04,181
Oh! I think we need a bottle
of champagne, to relax us.
1077
00:54:04,205 --> 00:54:07,164
Can you open that, while I
go and fetch the dogs? Ha. Ha.
1078
00:54:07,189 --> 00:54:09,626
-yes, good! They won't get in the way, will they?
-Yes.
1079
00:54:09,651 --> 00:54:12,396
Ah. No. No. Not at
all. Your ladyship.
1080
00:54:12,421 --> 00:54:14,172
[MUSIC]
1081
00:54:34,438 --> 00:54:37,922
Oh. Ah. Wouldn't you
rather have it out of glass?
1082
00:54:37,947 --> 00:54:40,090
Ooh, er, well, yes of course.
1083
00:54:40,114 --> 00:54:42,104
Ah, hm. Thank you. Hm.
1084
00:54:43,130 --> 00:54:44,168
Oh.
1085
00:54:44,206 --> 00:54:45,961
-There we go, your ladyship.
-Ah. Er, ah.
1086
00:54:45,986 --> 00:54:47,307
[GIGGLES]
1087
00:54:48,493 --> 00:54:49,714
[CLEARS THROAT]
1088
00:54:49,739 --> 00:54:52,263
-Oh. Yes.
-Toodle pip! Ha. Ha.
1089
00:54:53,380 --> 00:54:54,397
Hm.
1090
00:54:55,369 --> 00:54:59,164
Now! Off with those clothes!
1091
00:54:59,189 --> 00:55:02,213
Oh. Are you sure you
er, really want me to?
1092
00:55:02,238 --> 00:55:04,981
Now. Come along! Don't
be shy. Remember this is art.
1093
00:55:05,126 --> 00:55:08,901
Yeah. Suppose you're
right. Erm what are we, erm,
1094
00:55:08,925 --> 00:55:10,369
Well, what we're gonna do?
1095
00:55:10,393 --> 00:55:12,501
Er, this is going
to be us, Timothy!
1096
00:55:12,525 --> 00:55:14,586
I'm very fond of large objects!
1097
00:55:14,611 --> 00:55:16,309
I can't afford many
models, and you're going to,
1098
00:55:16,334 --> 00:55:17,941
have to fill a great many parts!
1099
00:55:17,965 --> 00:55:19,855
With a little help
from me, of course.
1100
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:21,388
Course! [LAUGHS]
1101
00:55:21,412 --> 00:55:22,501
Erm, [CLEARS THROAT]
1102
00:55:22,525 --> 00:55:25,060
do er, a lot of
artists work like this?
1103
00:55:25,084 --> 00:55:26,422
I don't think so, no.
1104
00:55:26,447 --> 00:55:27,781
I rather fancy, I'm unique!
1105
00:55:27,805 --> 00:55:29,168
Yeah! Ah.
1106
00:55:29,206 --> 00:55:34,577
could you er, come on top of me?
1107
00:55:34,719 --> 00:55:35,247
Pardon?
1108
00:55:35,272 --> 00:55:37,701
No. No. I, I'd rather
think it'd be better if
1109
00:55:37,725 --> 00:55:39,588
I lay on top of you.
1110
00:55:39,618 --> 00:55:41,625
-What, er...
-Yes.
1111
00:55:41,650 --> 00:55:43,015
Yes! Argh!
1112
00:55:43,039 --> 00:55:44,981
Yes! [CLEARS THROAT]
1113
00:55:45,005 --> 00:55:46,587
Now, stretch out your arms!
1114
00:55:46,612 --> 00:55:47,834
-Hm. Ah.
-There.
1115
00:55:47,858 --> 00:55:48,981
Oh! [GIGGLES]
1116
00:55:49,005 --> 00:55:51,261
Erm, you don't mind
me er, asking. What
1117
00:55:51,286 --> 00:55:53,354
exactly... Nice doggie!
What, what exactly
1118
00:55:53,379 --> 00:55:55,780
-are we painting?
-The rape of the zebra, and women!
1119
00:55:55,805 --> 00:55:59,178
Oh. I see, and how many bloks
did they exactly rape? [GIGGLES]
1120
00:55:59,202 --> 00:56:00,671
-Ooh!
-[DOG WINES]
1121
00:56:00,696 --> 00:56:03,057
Hm. Hm.
1122
00:56:03,082 --> 00:56:05,301
-It's sex! Isn't it?
-Well, I think it is. Yes!
1123
00:56:05,325 --> 00:56:06,981
It's getting in
the way. Isn't it?
1124
00:56:07,005 --> 00:56:12,021
well erm, ooh! Ah.
You could put it like that.
1125
00:56:12,045 --> 00:56:13,835
Ooh! Or you could
put it like that!
1126
00:56:13,860 --> 00:56:15,587
Better get it out of
the way then. Hadn't We!
1127
00:56:15,611 --> 00:56:17,060
Yes.
1128
00:56:17,084 --> 00:56:20,340
Stop it rearing its ugly head!
1129
00:56:20,364 --> 00:56:23,620
-Ooh!
-Then we can concentrate on art!
1130
00:56:23,644 --> 00:56:24,908
Art. Art who?
1131
00:56:24,933 --> 00:56:26,834
It's funny, but I think I can
couple with a lot of my models.
1132
00:56:26,859 --> 00:56:28,847
Argh! Get away, I'm
busy! You silly little thing!
1133
00:56:28,877 --> 00:56:30,118
-Ha. Ah!
-Silly things.
1134
00:56:30,143 --> 00:56:31,937
-Ooh! Ah! Ooh!
-It's away! Silly boy! Ah!
1135
00:56:31,961 --> 00:56:33,961
-Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
-Do it!
1136
00:56:33,985 --> 00:56:36,039
Argh!
1137
00:56:36,064 --> 00:56:37,729
[BUGLE PLAYING]
1138
00:56:37,754 --> 00:56:39,717
Edgar. No!
1139
00:56:39,847 --> 00:56:41,847
Who's there?
1140
00:56:41,956 --> 00:56:43,956
Argh! Argh!
1141
00:56:44,199 --> 00:56:46,199
Cynthia. Argh!
1142
00:56:46,224 --> 00:56:48,224
[DOGS BARKING]
1143
00:56:48,248 --> 00:56:50,306
Hey, Edgar! What are you up to?
1144
00:56:50,755 --> 00:56:53,491
[MUSIC]
1145
00:57:00,144 --> 00:57:02,495
[GUNSHOTS]
1146
00:57:12,844 --> 00:57:16,396
-Ah! Ah! Argh! Hello.
-Timmy! What happened to you?
1147
00:57:16,420 --> 00:57:18,143
[SHIVERING]
1148
00:57:18,168 --> 00:57:20,503
-Oh! Ooh!
-Oh! Oh! Oh!
1149
00:57:20,734 --> 00:57:22,180
You are a funny boy.
1150
00:57:22,205 --> 00:57:24,656
-Yes. Ah.
-You must be freezing to death?
1151
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:25,941
[SHIVERING]
1152
00:57:25,965 --> 00:57:29,060
-Oh erm, I mean.
-[SHIVERING]
1153
00:57:29,084 --> 00:57:31,717
did you walk home like
that? Well, where's your car?
1154
00:57:31,742 --> 00:57:34,989
[STUTTERS] Being serviced.
1155
00:57:35,014 --> 00:57:37,014
I think you'd better
put something on.
1156
00:57:37,038 --> 00:57:39,038
-Oh! Oh! Oh!
-Here.
1157
00:57:39,062 --> 00:57:40,068
Carefull with those.
1158
00:57:40,099 --> 00:57:43,080
My, Ronold did
himself a nasty injury. At,
1159
00:57:43,251 --> 00:57:45,348
Broadstairs, with one of those.
1160
00:57:45,372 --> 00:57:46,379
-Argh!
-He cut himself off in
1161
00:57:46,404 --> 00:57:48,408
-his prime!
-[SHIVERING]
1162
00:57:48,432 --> 00:57:50,432
[SHIVERING]
1163
00:57:50,524 --> 00:57:52,980
I think you better go and
have a bath. Don't you?
1164
00:57:53,005 --> 00:57:54,421
Warm you up a bit.
1165
00:57:54,445 --> 00:57:57,131
I'll put lots of bubbles
in it! nice hot water.
1166
00:57:57,156 --> 00:57:59,398
-All gushing down.
-Lovely.
1167
00:58:17,804 --> 00:58:21,140
-Ooh!
-What's the matter?
1168
00:58:21,312 --> 00:58:23,253
-I can't feel anything?
-Erm. Oh.
1169
00:58:23,277 --> 00:58:25,460
Oooh.
1170
00:58:25,485 --> 00:58:29,236
-Let me try?
-Well. Ooh! No!
1171
00:58:29,260 --> 00:58:30,202
Ooh!
1172
00:58:30,227 --> 00:58:33,301
-Ooh! Ooh!
-Oh! Oh.
1173
00:58:33,325 --> 00:58:36,340
-You need some of this.
-Oh.
1174
00:58:36,364 --> 00:58:39,420
-I read about it in a book.
- Oh, ta, thanks.
1175
00:58:39,444 --> 00:58:41,013
Oh. No!
1176
00:58:41,038 --> 00:58:44,451
[GIGGLES] You don't drink it!
1177
00:58:44,476 --> 00:58:46,154
-No?
-No.
1178
00:58:46,178 --> 00:58:47,328
Oh?
1179
00:58:50,009 --> 00:58:52,502
-Ah!
-Feel anything?
1180
00:58:52,526 --> 00:58:53,620
Yes!
1181
00:58:53,644 --> 00:58:57,533
Oh. I've heard of the frozen north
pole, but this is bloody ridiculous! Ooh!
1182
00:58:57,558 --> 00:59:00,518
-I think that's enough.
-Ooh.
1183
00:59:00,604 --> 00:59:03,065
There's only one
way to tell for certain.
1184
00:59:03,089 --> 00:59:05,089
Oh. Ooh!
1185
00:59:11,121 --> 00:59:14,356
-Argh!
-Hm. Hmm!
1186
00:59:15,006 --> 00:59:16,596
Hmm!
1187
00:59:17,679 --> 00:59:19,679
[GROANING]
1188
00:59:21,936 --> 00:59:23,055
Argh!
1189
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:24,982
-Argh!
-Oooh!
1190
00:59:25,006 --> 00:59:27,006
Argh!
1191
00:59:27,030 --> 00:59:29,030
[GROANING]
1192
00:59:30,837 --> 00:59:32,584
-Argh!
-Ooh! Ah!
1193
00:59:32,608 --> 00:59:35,640
[GROANING]
1194
00:59:35,670 --> 00:59:38,305
Hey! We mustn't wake, Avril!
1195
00:59:38,330 --> 00:59:40,330
[GROANONG]
1196
00:59:45,243 --> 00:59:47,198
Oh. We mastn't wake, Avril.
1197
00:59:47,223 --> 00:59:49,727
We're not going to wake, Avril.
1198
00:59:49,751 --> 00:59:51,751
[SQUEAKING SOUND]
1199
01:00:03,323 --> 01:00:05,100
-Ah.
-Aah!
1200
01:00:05,124 --> 01:00:08,124
[GROANING]
1201
01:00:26,198 --> 01:00:29,398
Oh. That was lovely, dear.
1202
01:00:29,423 --> 01:00:31,667
Ah. How do you feel?
1203
01:00:31,692 --> 01:00:33,961
-Oh. Ah. Er...
-Ssh!
1204
01:00:34,285 --> 01:00:35,981
We mustn't wake, Avril.
1205
01:00:39,271 --> 01:00:41,299
Ah!
1206
01:00:42,364 --> 01:00:44,071
Funny boy!
1207
01:00:50,197 --> 01:00:53,845
-Thanks!
-Pleasure!
1208
01:00:53,877 --> 01:00:55,877
[MUSIC]
1209
01:01:19,003 --> 01:01:22,917
-Argh!
-Ssh! We mustn't wait mum!
1210
01:01:31,565 --> 01:01:34,036
-Argh!
-Oh. Sorry, Sid. Sorry. Hm.
1211
01:01:34,061 --> 01:01:35,100
-All right are you?
-What?
1212
01:01:35,125 --> 01:01:37,141
Get any sleep
last night. Did you?
1213
01:01:37,165 --> 01:01:39,086
-On and off.
-Yeah.
1214
01:01:42,285 --> 01:01:44,607
Oh, God. Your
on form, ain't you.
1215
01:01:44,632 --> 01:01:45,859
Hey, listen. I've
thought of a nice gesture,
1216
01:01:45,884 --> 01:01:46,661
for your mom and dad.
1217
01:01:46,685 --> 01:01:49,172
Yeah. I've seen
you use it! [LAUGHS]
1218
01:01:49,197 --> 01:01:52,245
No. I thought we'd take him
out for the afternoon, on the 14th.
1219
01:01:52,270 --> 01:01:53,232
What for?
1220
01:01:53,256 --> 01:01:55,141
Well, it is their
anniversary. You know.
1221
01:01:55,165 --> 01:01:57,272
Ooh, blimey! I've completely
forgotten about that!
1222
01:01:57,297 --> 01:01:58,501
Er, where were we
gonna take them, then?
1223
01:01:58,525 --> 01:01:59,781
Well, I thought
we'd take them to the
1224
01:01:59,805 --> 01:02:01,191
victorian crossing for lunch.
1225
01:02:01,216 --> 01:02:02,637
Hmm. What about
after that, then?
1226
01:02:02,662 --> 01:02:04,202
-Well.
-Dad certainly get pissed!
1227
01:02:04,227 --> 01:02:05,682
Oh. Bloody hell, yeah.
1228
01:02:07,084 --> 01:02:09,090
Here. I know. We'll take
them to the rugby tournament.
1229
01:02:09,115 --> 01:02:10,501
There's certainly
be a bar there.
1230
01:02:10,526 --> 01:02:13,007
Hey! That's a good idea!
The old man'll love that.
1231
01:02:13,032 --> 01:02:14,926
-Here are those figures you wanted.
-Ah, ta, love.
1232
01:02:14,951 --> 01:02:17,686
Your friend, Mary,
dropped this in.
1233
01:02:19,165 --> 01:02:22,699
Hey. What's up with her?
You giving her one, are you?
1234
01:02:22,724 --> 01:02:24,217
Oh. She only deals wholesale! Ah!
1235
01:02:24,241 --> 01:02:26,138
Oh. Here. Fancy,
Mary writing. Eh?
1236
01:02:26,163 --> 01:02:29,781
Oh, call the bands!
I'm pregnant again!
1237
01:02:29,805 --> 01:02:32,665
Here! She wants to see me at
her place! This evening alone.
1238
01:02:32,690 --> 01:02:35,300
Ah. God almighty!
It's that posh voice that
1239
01:02:35,324 --> 01:02:37,060
does it for you! Isn't it. Eh?
1240
01:02:37,084 --> 01:02:39,141
Kid a touch of the,
Barbara Catlins, and
1241
01:02:39,165 --> 01:02:40,864
you're bloody anybody's!
1242
01:02:40,889 --> 01:02:43,860
Ah! Shut up, Sid! What do
you know about, romance?
1243
01:02:43,884 --> 01:02:46,981
Nothing very much. I'm married!
1244
01:02:47,011 --> 01:02:49,001
Wonder what she wants. Eh?
1245
01:02:52,469 --> 01:02:53,926
[RUGBY COMMENTATOR ON TV]
1246
01:02:53,950 --> 01:02:56,189
Hope you dont mind watching the
last few minutes of rugby special?
1247
01:02:56,213 --> 01:02:58,213
But, it's so exiting!
1248
01:02:58,237 --> 01:03:00,237
[RUGBY COMMENTATOR ON TV]
1249
01:03:02,367 --> 01:03:03,727
Ah. Hm.
1250
01:03:03,752 --> 01:03:05,752
Gosh! That's a big one!
1251
01:03:07,404 --> 01:03:09,804
Cardiff, are three
points behind.
1252
01:03:09,828 --> 01:03:11,828
[RUGBY COMMENTATOR ON TV]
1253
01:03:13,958 --> 01:03:15,875
-Ah!
-Argh!
1254
01:03:16,489 --> 01:03:19,872
Ah! Yes. Yes, come on!
1255
01:03:19,896 --> 01:03:21,979
-Bite me. Ooh!
-Ooh!
1256
01:03:23,166 --> 01:03:24,436
-Yes!
-Don't do that!
1257
01:03:25,233 --> 01:03:27,640
Yes! Oh, yes! Oh!
1258
01:03:27,665 --> 01:03:30,159
-Argh!
-Oh.
1259
01:03:31,406 --> 01:03:33,066
Come on chaps!
1260
01:03:33,091 --> 01:03:34,929
-Yes! Yes!
-Mm. Mm.
1261
01:03:34,954 --> 01:03:37,102
-Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
-Yes!
1262
01:03:37,127 --> 01:03:37,850
-Argh! Argh! Argh!
-Argh!
1263
01:03:37,875 --> 01:03:39,278
[RUGBY COMMENTATOR ON TV]
1264
01:03:39,302 --> 01:03:41,192
And that's simply amazing!
1265
01:03:41,217 --> 01:03:42,658
-Oh. Yes!
-Ah. Ah. Ah!
1266
01:03:42,688 --> 01:03:45,730
It was just like in ga ga. In tweakers.
With a bit of a watsit! Wasn't it?
1267
01:03:45,754 --> 01:03:47,010
[LAUGHS]
1268
01:03:47,034 --> 01:03:49,034
-Ah!
-Hm.
1269
01:03:49,157 --> 01:03:50,943
Why did you ask me around here?
1270
01:03:50,976 --> 01:03:54,181
Oh. Well. It was
daddy's idea, really.
1271
01:03:54,205 --> 01:03:56,836
He's rather keen on
us getting together.
1272
01:03:56,861 --> 01:03:58,056
You're dad?
1273
01:03:58,081 --> 01:03:59,330
Oh, yes.
1274
01:04:00,795 --> 01:04:04,501
He thinks it would be in the
best interest for both of us.
1275
01:04:04,525 --> 01:04:06,599
But er, what about, Bender?
1276
01:04:06,623 --> 01:04:08,883
Oh. Well, of course he's not
very pleased but then there's
1277
01:04:08,908 --> 01:04:11,941
nothing he can do if the rest
of us have made up our minds.
1278
01:04:11,965 --> 01:04:13,623
I mean. There's no
point in us going our
1279
01:04:13,648 --> 01:04:17,380
separate ways when we could be
so much more successful together.
1280
01:04:17,404 --> 01:04:18,909
That's right!
1281
01:04:20,685 --> 01:04:24,633
Ooh, Mary. I'm so happy!
1282
01:04:27,023 --> 01:04:29,023
Oh.
1283
01:04:32,949 --> 01:04:35,471
Crumbs! It's Mommy and Daddy!
1284
01:04:35,495 --> 01:04:37,461
-They mustn't find us like this!
-Oh. No.
1285
01:04:37,485 --> 01:04:38,893
-Ah. Ah!
-Oh!
1286
01:04:38,918 --> 01:04:40,006
My watches got stuck!
1287
01:04:40,030 --> 01:04:41,701
Oh, gosh. How ghastly!
1288
01:04:41,725 --> 01:04:43,848
Well. They, they mustn't
find, find, us like, like this.
1289
01:04:43,873 --> 01:04:44,988
- Oh! My ribs!
-We have to hide.
1290
01:04:45,012 --> 01:04:46,013
Ah. Yes. Quick the cupboard.
1291
01:04:46,038 --> 01:04:47,729
-The cupboard. Ah! Oh!
-Come on, Timmy.
1292
01:04:47,753 --> 01:04:49,664
-Timmy!
-Yeah. The cupboard
1293
01:04:49,688 --> 01:04:51,398
Oh, there go potty!
1294
01:04:51,423 --> 01:04:52,651
Come on.
1295
01:04:52,675 --> 01:04:54,675
Argh! Ah!
1296
01:04:56,642 --> 01:04:58,016
-Ah! AH! Oh! Ey!
-Oh. For goodness sack!
1297
01:04:58,040 --> 01:04:59,096
-[LAUGHING]
-Now, stop it!
1298
01:04:59,121 --> 01:05:01,121
I told you before it's, hmpf.
1299
01:05:04,838 --> 01:05:08,500
Helen. I've got something for you.
1300
01:05:08,525 --> 01:05:10,962
I have no desire to take
your filthy pill, Henry.
1301
01:05:10,987 --> 01:05:12,741
They're not filthy pills!
1302
01:05:12,765 --> 01:05:14,532
They're formulated
by scientists.
1303
01:05:14,557 --> 01:05:16,501
And what isn't? Anyway,
1304
01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:18,464
they come from copenhagen.
1305
01:05:18,488 --> 01:05:20,020
Well. I see nothing
a miss, with that. Er,
1306
01:05:20,045 --> 01:05:22,009
you eat danish bacon, don't you?
1307
01:05:22,033 --> 01:05:23,781
Danish bacon is rather different,
1308
01:05:23,805 --> 01:05:26,208
to a sexual stimulant! At least I, I have
1309
01:05:26,233 --> 01:05:27,636
always found it so in the past.
1310
01:05:27,661 --> 01:05:29,701
Perhaps, because
we eat it at breakfast.
1311
01:05:29,725 --> 01:05:31,221
Many wives, you know.
Would be flattered,
1312
01:05:31,245 --> 01:05:32,741
at their husbands, would
wish to engage them
1313
01:05:32,765 --> 01:05:34,340
in an experiment of this nature.
1314
01:05:34,364 --> 01:05:36,421
Henry. Erm, I've got
one of my headaches
1315
01:05:36,445 --> 01:05:38,333
coming on, and if you
must drink too much.
1316
01:05:38,358 --> 01:05:40,331
Please, don't take it out on me!
1317
01:05:40,364 --> 01:05:42,331
You never give me a chance
to take it out! That's the problem!
1318
01:05:42,355 --> 01:05:43,556
[LAUGHS]
1319
01:05:43,581 --> 01:05:45,128
Your unspeakability vulgar!
1320
01:05:45,152 --> 01:05:47,502
Oh. I was, I was just
thinking of us, dear!
1321
01:05:47,526 --> 01:05:49,141
Oh!
1322
01:05:49,165 --> 01:05:50,677
Oh, very well,
Henry if you if you're,
1323
01:05:50,702 --> 01:05:52,261
you're going to make
my life a perfect misery.
1324
01:05:52,285 --> 01:05:53,701
I'll have your silly pills!
1325
01:05:53,725 --> 01:05:56,263
Probably only aspirin. Anyway.
1326
01:06:00,844 --> 01:06:02,267
One for me.
1327
01:06:03,310 --> 01:06:04,900
One for you.
1328
01:06:07,485 --> 01:06:09,650
Delicious! water.
1329
01:06:13,112 --> 01:06:14,370
Come on.
1330
01:06:19,297 --> 01:06:20,900
Er, hm.
1331
01:06:20,925 --> 01:06:22,909
Well, I hope you're satisfied!
1332
01:06:22,999 --> 01:06:24,999
[GROANING]
1333
01:06:25,676 --> 01:06:27,676
It never worked that fast?
1334
01:06:27,700 --> 01:06:29,700
[GROANING]
1335
01:06:31,558 --> 01:06:34,654
[MUSIC]
1336
01:06:35,719 --> 01:06:38,331
-Henry!
-Helen!
1337
01:06:41,228 --> 01:06:43,893
-Helen!
-Henry!
1338
01:06:44,464 --> 01:06:46,464
Argh! Take me!
1339
01:06:48,327 --> 01:06:50,327
[GROANING]
1340
01:06:53,013 --> 01:06:54,447
Caress my goonies!
1341
01:06:54,472 --> 01:06:57,402
Henry! Oh. Oh. Oh. Henry!
1342
01:07:07,057 --> 01:07:08,644
Ah!
1343
01:07:08,669 --> 01:07:10,970
[MUSIC]
1344
01:07:14,553 --> 01:07:16,553
-Henry!
-Helen?
1345
01:07:16,577 --> 01:07:18,577
Ooh! Henry!
1346
01:07:18,602 --> 01:07:20,079
Ooh! Helen!
1347
01:07:20,103 --> 01:07:23,746
Henry! Ooooh! Henry!
1348
01:07:24,028 --> 01:07:25,063
Helen.
1349
01:07:25,087 --> 01:07:27,443
-Ooooh! Henry!
-Oh. Helen!
1350
01:07:27,467 --> 01:07:29,467
Oh! Oooh!
1351
01:07:32,398 --> 01:07:33,555
Oh.
1352
01:07:39,565 --> 01:07:40,928
Hm.
1353
01:07:58,685 --> 01:08:00,052
-Good afternoon!
-Oh.
1354
01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:01,701
Were the bloody hell
1355
01:08:01,725 --> 01:08:03,245
have you been? We'll
be late for, Mom and Dad,
1356
01:08:03,270 --> 01:08:04,181
at the restaurant. You know.
1357
01:08:04,205 --> 01:08:06,104
Sorry. Sid, had a bit
of a hectic evening,
1358
01:08:06,129 --> 01:08:08,501
-and I, yeah, and over slept.
-Yeah.
1359
01:08:08,525 --> 01:08:10,003
Hm. Brace yourself Sid!
1360
01:08:10,027 --> 01:08:12,340
I think I'm
unofficially engaged!
1361
01:08:12,364 --> 01:08:14,181
Ah. My god! I haven't
got time to get you
1362
01:08:14,205 --> 01:08:16,261
certified! Now,
come on let's go.
1363
01:08:16,285 --> 01:08:19,860
Hey, er, funny woman,
that, lady Snodley?
1364
01:08:19,884 --> 01:08:21,643
She only wants to
paint me. You know?
1365
01:08:21,668 --> 01:08:24,528
Well! You have got
lovely bones, Sid!
1366
01:08:24,553 --> 01:08:26,616
Ha, ha. That's funny! That's
what she said. You know.
1367
01:08:26,641 --> 01:08:29,235
-Really!
-Yes. Ah. Come on, let's go.
1368
01:08:29,698 --> 01:08:31,698
[VIOLIN MUSIC]
1369
01:08:34,844 --> 01:08:36,870
-Walter, your hat.
-You should talk with,
1370
01:08:36,895 --> 01:08:38,261
that bloody thing on.
1371
01:08:38,286 --> 01:08:41,010
-Ooh, look. candles!
-Yes. Ah!
1372
01:08:41,040 --> 01:08:43,531
They must be in a bad way! If
they can't afford bleeding electricity!
1373
01:08:43,556 --> 01:08:44,882
-Oh, Dad!
-[SKEAKS FOREIGN]
1374
01:08:44,913 --> 01:08:47,673
-Ah.
-Senorita your table is a waiting.
1375
01:08:47,698 --> 01:08:50,006
Ah! Greasy arse! Luigi.
1376
01:08:50,031 --> 01:08:53,460
-All right is he? Yeah!
-Yeah. But it's never so nice here mum.
1377
01:08:53,484 --> 01:08:56,736
What's the nosh
like? mate. all right?
1378
01:08:56,760 --> 01:08:58,576
[SID] I'll sit next to
you. Sit there, Timo.
1379
01:08:58,601 --> 01:08:59,823
[ROSIE] All right, then.
I'll sit next to you.
1380
01:08:59,847 --> 01:09:01,196
[SID] Here are,
Dad. Sit down, there.
1381
01:09:01,221 --> 01:09:03,316
-[SID LAUGHS]
-[DAD] You mean down here? Shall I?
1382
01:09:03,340 --> 01:09:04,496
[SID] Yeah, sit down there then.
1383
01:09:04,520 --> 01:09:05,913
-[WAITER SPEAKS FOREIGN]
-Thank you.
1384
01:09:05,938 --> 01:09:07,407
[WAITER SPEAKS FOREIGN]
1385
01:09:07,431 --> 01:09:09,065
-Ta.
-Ta.
1386
01:09:09,090 --> 01:09:10,341
Senor.
1387
01:09:10,365 --> 01:09:12,621
I think continental men,
are ever so charming.
1388
01:09:12,645 --> 01:09:14,645
[MUM] Oh, yeah.
1389
01:09:14,845 --> 01:09:16,654
-What are these for? Stirring your tea!
-What. Dad?
1390
01:09:16,685 --> 01:09:17,848
Er, there bread sticks dad!
1391
01:09:17,872 --> 01:09:19,540
You like a apairateeth, senora?
1392
01:09:19,722 --> 01:09:22,220
Of course, she don't want a
pair of teeth. she's got her own.
1393
01:09:22,245 --> 01:09:25,367
-Dad! an apairateeth is a drink. Isn't it?
-Yes, it is.
1394
01:09:25,392 --> 01:09:27,664
That's something you have
before you order, duvet.
1395
01:09:27,688 --> 01:09:29,781
-Yes!
-Well. I'll try anything once!
1396
01:09:29,805 --> 01:09:31,380
-Dring me a pint of it.
-Er, no we'll,
1397
01:09:31,405 --> 01:09:33,817
have er, a carafellabino, eh?
1398
01:09:34,285 --> 01:09:36,037
Here. I don't
understand any of this?
1399
01:09:36,061 --> 01:09:37,204
[WAITER LAUGHS]
1400
01:09:37,717 --> 01:09:38,705
Oh, ah.
1401
01:09:38,729 --> 01:09:40,821
There's only one, English
thing on it! That's, Spaghetti!
1402
01:09:40,845 --> 01:09:41,464
I'll have that.
1403
01:09:41,488 --> 01:09:43,921
-Do you want something with, Senor?
-Chips.
1404
01:09:43,945 --> 01:09:45,701
-[MUSIC]
-TIMMY CLEARS THROAT]
1405
01:09:45,725 --> 01:09:47,540
Ah. Have you got
any er, chicken. At all?
1406
01:09:47,564 --> 01:09:49,540
Ah, si senor. Petto di pollo.
1407
01:09:49,564 --> 01:09:51,141
-Its delicious!
All right. I'll have some of
1408
01:09:51,165 --> 01:09:52,574
-that, then. Please.
-Ah. Me too.
1409
01:09:52,605 --> 01:09:55,346
-Si. Oh, excuse me one moment. Sinor.
-Sure
1410
01:09:56,099 --> 01:09:57,488
Jason. Were
is he? Love.
1411
01:09:57,513 --> 01:09:59,701
Oh. He's lovely, mum.
Avril was kind enough,
1412
01:09:59,725 --> 01:10:01,381
-to babysit for us. weren't she? Love.
-Hm.
1413
01:10:01,406 --> 01:10:02,965
but, I'm a bit worried.
1414
01:10:03,269 --> 01:10:04,260
-Excusei. Senor.
-Oh!
1415
01:10:04,285 --> 01:10:06,020
Now. Now. I take er,
the rest of your order.
1416
01:10:06,044 --> 01:10:09,701
-Erm...
-What's this pasta?
1417
01:10:09,725 --> 01:10:11,301
It's probably fish
baster. Can't have that.
1418
01:10:11,325 --> 01:10:12,980
Have something
expensive. He's paying!
1419
01:10:13,004 --> 01:10:14,052
-No!
-We'll have,
1420
01:10:14,077 --> 01:10:16,818
three spaghetti
bolognese, and er, two
1421
01:10:16,843 --> 01:10:19,142
-petty depolaries.
-Si senor.
1422
01:10:19,166 --> 01:10:20,867
Hey, don't forget
my chips? Pepo!
1423
01:10:20,891 --> 01:10:21,891
-[SPEAKS FOREIGN]
-[SPEAKS FOREIGN]
1424
01:10:21,916 --> 01:10:24,217
Walter, you do our pawn.
1425
01:10:24,242 --> 01:10:25,701
You've done nothing, but
complain since we come
1426
01:10:25,725 --> 01:10:28,341
through the door! Well. He's
paying for the meal. You know?
1427
01:10:28,365 --> 01:10:29,701
Well. I don't understand
why we can't go,
1428
01:10:29,725 --> 01:10:31,541
to a nice, English
place. There's still a
1429
01:10:31,565 --> 01:10:33,239
few of us left in
britain! You know.
1430
01:10:33,264 --> 01:10:36,341
Well! I am going
to drink to, Sid,
1431
01:10:36,365 --> 01:10:38,656
and Timmy, and
the driving school.
1432
01:10:38,681 --> 01:10:41,258
And to, mom and dad! Because
it's their happy wedding anniversary.
1433
01:10:41,282 --> 01:10:44,021
-Yeah of course.
-Oh, yeah. Right! Happy anniversary.
1434
01:10:44,045 --> 01:10:45,373
Mum and, Dad!
1435
01:10:45,397 --> 01:10:47,233
we'll have two minutes silence.
1436
01:10:47,433 --> 01:10:49,628
-[SID LAUGHS] There you are.
-[MUM] Mind you.
1437
01:10:49,653 --> 01:10:51,051
-Petty depolaries.
-Ooh!
1438
01:10:51,076 --> 01:10:52,301
[INAUDIABLE]
1439
01:10:52,325 --> 01:10:54,325
[WAITER] In Music.
1440
01:10:57,056 --> 01:10:59,056
Ah. Nice isn't it. Eh?
1441
01:10:59,086 --> 01:11:00,100
[SID] Full Blooded! Do
you know what I mean?
1442
01:11:00,125 --> 01:11:02,548
[ROSIE] What you playing at, Sid?
What do you know about wine?
1443
01:11:02,573 --> 01:11:03,781
-Where to put it! Love.
-Oh!
1444
01:11:03,806 --> 01:11:06,251
Sinor. I've put some of your
vegetables on your side plate. Eh?
1445
01:11:06,275 --> 01:11:07,898
Oh, erm.
1446
01:11:07,922 --> 01:11:09,781
Oi! Oi! Gipsy, Rose Lee!
1447
01:11:09,805 --> 01:11:11,280
Can you play, "In a
Monastery Garden?
1448
01:11:11,305 --> 01:11:12,980
Ah! Si, Senori
1449
01:11:13,004 --> 01:11:15,001
Piss off, and play there!
1450
01:11:15,025 --> 01:11:18,392
Watch it baldy! I'll be ramming
it, right up your bleeding hooter!
1451
01:11:18,416 --> 01:11:20,341
-What!
-Sinora.
1452
01:11:20,365 --> 01:11:21,460
You would like a little
bit under the side?
1453
01:11:21,484 --> 01:11:23,621
-Oh. Yes, please!
-How dare you make
1454
01:11:23,645 --> 01:11:25,270
filthy suggestions to my wife!
1455
01:11:25,294 --> 01:11:26,224
-[MUM] Dad!
-Dad!
1456
01:11:26,248 --> 01:11:27,481
Bloody foreigner! Here!
1457
01:11:27,505 --> 01:11:29,004
[ROSIE] Ooh! Dad!
1458
01:11:29,029 --> 01:11:31,293
-Daddy!
-[DAD] And you can stick your fiddle up
1459
01:11:31,318 --> 01:11:33,110
your grassy arse!
1460
01:11:41,175 --> 01:11:43,456
-Ooh. Here.
-Argh!
1461
01:11:43,488 --> 01:11:45,810
-Come On. Now, did I?
-Hey! Timmo. Come over here.
1462
01:11:45,835 --> 01:11:48,962
-Rosie, come on. Timmy. Come here.
-Don't leave nothing inside the car, then.
1463
01:11:48,963 --> 01:11:50,779
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1464
01:11:50,804 --> 01:11:52,804
If we had a bit more money!
1465
01:11:52,829 --> 01:11:55,110
-Timothy! Timothy!
-Oh. Look it's, Mary!
1466
01:11:55,135 --> 01:11:56,868
-Smile. You be a good boy.
-I'll see you, I'll see you latter.
1467
01:11:56,893 --> 01:11:58,893
You go to the side
of the... Dad be careful, Dad.
1468
01:11:58,917 --> 01:12:00,923
Gosh! I am glad you could come.
1469
01:12:00,947 --> 01:12:03,061
-I've got you a game!
-What?
1470
01:12:03,085 --> 01:12:05,155
Yes. One of the
finalists are a man short.
1471
01:12:05,180 --> 01:12:07,541
You'll be playing against,
Tony's team! Isn't it super!
1472
01:12:07,565 --> 01:12:09,458
Er! But! Oh! But, I just eaten!
1473
01:12:09,482 --> 01:12:11,061
Oh, don't worry.
It's only seven aside.
1474
01:12:11,085 --> 01:12:13,489
-Ten minutes each way.
-Oh!
1475
01:12:13,513 --> 01:12:15,513
-Here!
-For goodness sake!
1476
01:12:15,537 --> 01:12:17,537
Ooh! Hey!
1477
01:12:20,372 --> 01:12:22,507
Ah! Scared, leak!
[LAUGHS AND SNORTS]
1478
01:12:22,532 --> 01:12:25,260
-Scared! Me! [LAUGHS]
-[SNORTS]
1479
01:12:25,285 --> 01:12:27,091
-Ooooh!
-I think I'd better take you to the
1480
01:12:27,116 --> 01:12:28,499
changing room.
There's not much time.
1481
01:12:28,524 --> 01:12:30,390
Hey. Listen, are my
team any good or what?
1482
01:12:30,414 --> 01:12:32,090
Oh. Don't worry about
what they look like.
1483
01:12:32,115 --> 01:12:34,850
-Oh!
-Fine bunch of chaps! Really.
1484
01:12:35,385 --> 01:12:37,385
[MUSIC]
1485
01:12:55,125 --> 01:12:58,125
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1486
01:13:11,849 --> 01:13:16,609
-Good luck, Timothy!
-Yes. Thanks, Mary.
1487
01:13:18,532 --> 01:13:23,847
Er, ha, ha! That's my boy! Er, go
on son! Kick them in the cobblers!
1488
01:13:23,872 --> 01:13:25,508
[LAUGHS AND COUGHS]
1489
01:13:25,533 --> 01:13:27,591
[CHEERING]
1490
01:13:28,290 --> 01:13:32,132
-Hey.
-Oh. God! You really must try and curb that
1491
01:13:32,157 --> 01:13:35,061
pathetic streak of,
exhibitionism syndrome!
1492
01:13:35,085 --> 01:13:37,221
Ah. Shut up, Sid!
Look, look after that lot
1493
01:13:37,245 --> 01:13:38,455
will you, and keep
your thieving hands
1494
01:13:38,480 --> 01:13:40,342
out of that wallet. Right!
1495
01:13:41,003 --> 01:13:43,471
Hello love. Good luck, love!
1496
01:13:43,496 --> 01:13:45,781
Here. I don't think we're
gonna wait for the old man!
1497
01:13:45,805 --> 01:13:47,806
Because she's worried
about, Jason. see.
1498
01:13:47,831 --> 01:13:49,357
-Yeah. Were gonna go.
-Yeah. well, your doing yourself a favor.
1499
01:13:49,381 --> 01:13:52,088
-All right, darling. Ta-ra.
-All right, darling. Good luck. Bye.
1500
01:13:52,112 --> 01:13:54,112
[MUSIC]
1501
01:13:56,684 --> 01:13:58,767
Enjoying yourself, Leak!
1502
01:13:59,024 --> 01:14:01,024
[MUSIC]
1503
01:14:07,723 --> 01:14:10,380
Ah! Come on, Timmo!
1504
01:14:18,201 --> 01:14:22,502
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1505
01:14:23,691 --> 01:14:26,622
I say. Well played! Tony.
1506
01:14:26,646 --> 01:14:28,646
Hear. He handled
it, ref. He handled it!
1507
01:14:28,670 --> 01:14:30,670
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1508
01:14:32,330 --> 01:14:34,230
He used his hands!
1509
01:14:34,705 --> 01:14:38,093
Vastly improves
performance. Bloody hell!
1510
01:14:38,124 --> 01:14:39,786
Timmy, could do with
a couple of these. Eh?
1511
01:14:39,811 --> 01:14:40,913
[LAUGHS]
1512
01:14:48,945 --> 01:14:50,945
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1513
01:14:52,925 --> 01:14:55,350
Go on, Son! Do him!
1514
01:14:58,272 --> 01:15:01,736
Oooh, argh, ooooh!
1515
01:15:01,761 --> 01:15:04,100
-Ah! All right, then.
-Ooooh
1516
01:15:04,125 --> 01:15:06,661
-Hey! You got one in the groonies!
-Yes, sir!
1517
01:15:06,685 --> 01:15:09,468
Hey! you soccer
players, all the same.
1518
01:15:11,091 --> 01:15:15,109
[TIMOTHY] My ball. I've
got it. Lead it straight to me.
1519
01:15:15,134 --> 01:15:17,134
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1520
01:15:26,123 --> 01:15:28,360
[SID] That was a good try!
1521
01:15:28,385 --> 01:15:29,734
He touched it again, ref! I'm sure.
1522
01:15:29,758 --> 01:15:31,721
-Shut your, English soccer cakehole!
-He...
1523
01:15:31,745 --> 01:15:34,012
[MUSIC]
1524
01:15:34,036 --> 01:15:36,679
[INAUDIBLE]
1525
01:15:41,324 --> 01:15:44,324
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1526
01:15:49,878 --> 01:15:54,223
-Ooh!
-[LAUGHS AND SNORTS] Ah!
1527
01:15:54,906 --> 01:15:56,183
Oh!
1528
01:15:56,973 --> 01:15:59,268
2. 4. 6. 8....
1529
01:16:00,198 --> 01:16:02,198
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1530
01:16:10,743 --> 01:16:12,150
Please, get him!
1531
01:16:12,175 --> 01:16:14,831
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1532
01:16:19,590 --> 01:16:21,263
[CHEERING]
1533
01:16:37,165 --> 01:16:39,377
I want nice clean balls!
1534
01:16:45,201 --> 01:16:47,201
Ooooh!
1535
01:16:48,550 --> 01:16:50,116
Got one in the
groonies! Eh, sir? Ha. Ha.
1536
01:16:50,141 --> 01:16:52,141
Not nice, is it, sir? Oh!
1537
01:16:52,165 --> 01:16:54,165
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1538
01:17:05,132 --> 01:17:06,660
-Well, done!
-Well, played...
1539
01:17:06,685 --> 01:17:09,701
Right. Half time.
Eight nil to, Monks Hill.
1540
01:17:09,725 --> 01:17:12,002
[WOMEN] Hello, Mr. Truscott.
1541
01:17:13,391 --> 01:17:17,527
[MR. TRUSCOTT] I call you
lads. Hurry up with your lemons!
1542
01:17:17,565 --> 01:17:20,581
-I can't go on, Sid. Oooh!
-Ah. Don't worry. Don't
1543
01:17:20,605 --> 01:17:23,381
worry. You'll feel much better
after had some of your pep pills!
1544
01:17:23,405 --> 01:17:24,896
What pep pills?
1545
01:17:24,920 --> 01:17:27,215
The, Danish gear. I put
some in the orange juice.
1546
01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:29,998
Ah! Thank you leak. Ha.
Ha. Now my need is greater
1547
01:17:30,023 --> 01:17:32,200
-than yours.
-Hey! Wait a minute! What!
1548
01:17:33,633 --> 01:17:36,078
-You!
-Thank you, old boy. [SNORTS]
1549
01:17:36,102 --> 01:17:38,341
You greedy git!
That was for him.
1550
01:17:38,365 --> 01:17:40,383
Oh, no. Sid!
1551
01:17:40,407 --> 01:17:42,648
Hello, Timothy. Well played.
1552
01:17:42,672 --> 01:17:46,151
Right. Second half you puffders!
1553
01:17:46,175 --> 01:17:47,870
[MUSIC]
1554
01:17:47,895 --> 01:17:48,639
[APPLAUSE]
1555
01:17:48,664 --> 01:17:50,379
Come on, the reds!
1556
01:17:51,447 --> 01:17:53,447
[MARY] Come on, Timothy!
1557
01:17:56,848 --> 01:17:57,980
Argh!
1558
01:17:58,005 --> 01:18:01,084
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1559
01:18:04,034 --> 01:18:06,034
Mine!
1560
01:18:06,058 --> 01:18:07,391
[SNORTS]
1561
01:18:08,227 --> 01:18:11,455
Well played, Tony!
1562
01:18:12,501 --> 01:18:15,825
Oh! Well played, Tony!
1563
01:18:16,061 --> 01:18:18,992
-[MARY] Well played!
-Ooh!
1564
01:18:21,154 --> 01:18:23,655
Ooh! Mary!
1565
01:18:23,680 --> 01:18:25,890
-T, Tony?
-Mary!
1566
01:18:25,914 --> 01:18:28,880
-[SNORTS]
-Oh! Noo! Noo!
1567
01:18:30,334 --> 01:18:32,840
-Oh. Look at that man, ref.
-Bender! Mary!
1568
01:18:32,865 --> 01:18:35,169
Oh! Oh! Tony
what's got into you?
1569
01:18:35,193 --> 01:18:37,621
-I don't know, Mary? But I like it!
-No! Help!
1570
01:18:37,645 --> 01:18:38,546
-I really do!
-Help!
1571
01:18:38,571 --> 01:18:40,808
Don't! Oh! You're gone
potty, for god's sake!
1572
01:18:40,833 --> 01:18:44,200
-Mary! I want you!
-Oh, no! Oh, crumbs! Oh!
1573
01:18:44,224 --> 01:18:46,900
-I know! I know! Ha. Ha. Ah!
-Help!
1574
01:18:47,605 --> 01:18:48,866
That's my car!
1575
01:18:48,890 --> 01:18:50,179
That's my daughter!
1576
01:18:50,203 --> 01:18:52,203
-We'll take the, Bentley!
-Right.
1577
01:18:54,985 --> 01:18:58,161
-Open this door! Open the door.
-Oh.
1578
01:18:58,383 --> 01:19:00,980
It's stuck, sir. You'll
have to get in the back.
1579
01:19:01,004 --> 01:19:02,385
Be careful my, Bentley.
1580
01:19:02,410 --> 01:19:05,427
-Leave it to "NogLEA", sir!
-After them!
1581
01:19:23,084 --> 01:19:26,020
Oh, Mary I feel so,
how can I put it?
1582
01:19:26,045 --> 01:19:27,301
Sexually aroused!
1583
01:19:27,325 --> 01:19:29,141
Be careful!
1584
01:19:29,604 --> 01:19:32,455
[HONKS HORN]
1585
01:19:33,384 --> 01:19:35,105
After them! After them!
1586
01:19:43,256 --> 01:19:46,056
Tony, why don't we just
wait for, Daddy to catch up!
1587
01:19:50,333 --> 01:19:53,063
What out for those men.
Watch out for those man!
1588
01:19:54,804 --> 01:19:57,775
[HORN HONKING]
1589
01:19:59,511 --> 01:20:01,366
-Oh!
-Christ man! That was close!
1590
01:20:01,405 --> 01:20:03,547
-I hope it's all right?
-Don't worry sir I missed them.
1591
01:20:03,572 --> 01:20:05,847
-I was talking about my Bentley.
-Oh!
1592
01:20:06,278 --> 01:20:10,138
[HONKING HORN]
1593
01:20:10,554 --> 01:20:13,817
[HONKING HORN]
1594
01:20:15,198 --> 01:20:17,944
Stop them! But be careful.
1595
01:20:17,968 --> 01:20:19,330
Daddy!
1596
01:20:24,266 --> 01:20:26,546
Hello, Mr. Truscott! [LAUGHS]
1597
01:20:26,571 --> 01:20:28,075
Pull over, Bender.
1598
01:20:28,112 --> 01:20:30,998
Stop Bender! God, your
a flaming bloody imbecile!
1599
01:20:31,023 --> 01:20:34,064
I'm gonna fire you, Bender!
From a bloody cannon!
1600
01:20:37,691 --> 01:20:39,636
Oh, Mary I've
never felt so good!
1601
01:20:39,660 --> 01:20:41,023
Help!
1602
01:20:41,170 --> 01:20:42,948
Brake. Brake!
1603
01:20:42,973 --> 01:20:45,050
I am breaking.
1604
01:20:56,961 --> 01:20:58,091
Oh!
1605
01:20:58,115 --> 01:21:00,115
[SCOTTISH MUSIC]
1606
01:21:20,651 --> 01:21:22,378
What! Ooh!
1607
01:21:23,415 --> 01:21:27,318
[HORN HONKING]
1608
01:21:54,981 --> 01:21:59,048
[GROANING]
1609
01:21:59,713 --> 01:22:01,035
Oh
1610
01:22:02,001 --> 01:22:02,979
What!
1611
01:22:03,004 --> 01:22:05,360
[LAUGHS]
1612
01:22:05,385 --> 01:22:07,350
I'd like to report an accident! Ah!
1613
01:22:07,857 --> 01:22:09,940
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
1614
01:22:25,295 --> 01:22:27,311
-Fifty bloody quid!
-Oh.
1615
01:22:27,335 --> 01:22:29,061
That's not a lot to
end up with. Is it, eh?
1616
01:22:29,085 --> 01:22:31,310
And all thanks to
laughing boy, here!
1617
01:22:31,335 --> 01:22:33,058
-Yes. I think it's jolly bad luck!
-Do you?
1618
01:22:33,083 --> 01:22:35,459
-But, that's not quite what, Daddy said!
-[LAUGHS]
1619
01:22:35,484 --> 01:22:37,677
-what are you going to do now?
-Oh.
1620
01:22:37,838 --> 01:22:40,439
I don't know, do I? I mean...
1621
01:22:49,598 --> 01:22:54,236
Eh, er, how'd you fancy a
trip to the seaside, Timmo?
1622
01:22:54,386 --> 01:22:56,897
Eh? Timmo?
1623
01:22:58,228 --> 01:22:59,375
Timmo!
1624
01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:02,748
Sid! Sid, oi! Oh,
up. Up here, yes.
1625
01:23:02,779 --> 01:23:04,918
-[MARY] Hm. Look out!
-[SID] Come out of there!
1626
01:23:04,942 --> 01:23:06,942
Sid! Look out!
1627
01:23:09,332 --> 01:23:11,929
♪ Oh, my names Timmy Lea ♪
♪ and you can't see me ♪
1628
01:23:11,954 --> 01:23:14,350
♪ Cos you don't ♪
♪ know were to look ♪
1629
01:23:14,374 --> 01:23:17,190
♪ But, oh look when ♪
♪ I turn my light on ♪
1630
01:23:17,873 --> 01:23:21,232
♪ I'm gonna turn you right ♪
♪ on for my names Timmy Lea ♪
1631
01:23:21,257 --> 01:23:24,693
♪ and you can't catch me ♪
♪ 'Cos you don't know were I am ♪
1632
01:23:25,129 --> 01:23:30,274
♪ But, oh man when I turn my ♪
♪ light on I'm gonna turn you right on ♪
1633
01:23:30,298 --> 01:23:31,374
♪ Right on ♪
1634
01:23:31,730 --> 01:23:34,729
♪ Well I know were I'm going ♪
♪ Don't take much knowing ♪
1635
01:23:34,760 --> 01:23:36,213
♪ On a straight line to the sun ♪
1636
01:23:36,238 --> 01:23:37,653
♪ [BACKING] To the sun ♪
1637
01:23:37,678 --> 01:23:41,447
♪ Maybe I'll fly all the same I'm ♪
♪ gonna try gonna get the some day ♪
1638
01:23:41,471 --> 01:23:44,444
♪ Watch me everyone ♪
1639
01:24:03,878 --> 01:24:06,955
♪ For my names Timmy Lea ♪
♪ and you can't have me ♪
1640
01:24:06,980 --> 01:24:10,544
♪ Cos you don't know ♪
♪ were to start so I'll start ♪
1641
01:24:10,568 --> 01:24:14,684
♪ I'll turn your light on ♪
♪ Then turn you right on ♪
1642
01:24:14,709 --> 01:24:17,756
♪ For my names Timmy Lea ♪
♪ and you can't fool me ♪
1643
01:24:17,780 --> 01:24:20,024
♪ Cos I ain't that kind of guy ♪
1644
01:24:20,324 --> 01:24:22,811
♪ But oh my if you ♪
♪ turn my light on ♪
1645
01:24:23,580 --> 01:24:26,430
♪ You might turn ♪
♪ me right on right on ♪
1646
01:24:26,779 --> 01:24:28,568
♪ Well I Know were I'm going ♪
1647
01:24:28,592 --> 01:24:31,457
♪ Don't take much going ♪
♪ on a straight line to the sun ♪
1648
01:24:31,481 --> 01:24:32,924
♪ [BACKING] To the sun ♪
1649
01:24:32,949 --> 01:24:35,222
♪ I maybe a flyer all ♪
♪ the same I'm a tryer ♪
1650
01:24:35,247 --> 01:24:39,777
♪ I'm gonna get there some day ♪
♪ Watch me everyone ♪
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