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This has got to be beginner's luck, right? I mean, there ain't no other way

to explain this kind of run.

Although I have seen it on TV.

And I tell you, I'm a very, very fast learner.

So here we go. Black beauty.

Tell you something, I got a love-hate relationship with that girl right there.

You know, on one hand, it means the game is about to end.

On the other hand...

That means I'm about to take your money.

Hey there, Billy boy.

Beginner's luck ain't what it used to be.

Yeah.

Everybody out.

Let's go.

Little Richie.

I'm gonna get your money. I just need more time. That's it.

More time?

He needs more time.

More time?

You know, you make me look stupid by giving you chance after chance.

Rich, I'm not trying to make you look stupid.

I don't like looking stupid.

Rich, I'm gonna get it for you. You know what?

Time's up.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Richie, Richie. Now.

Listen to me, Richie.

Richie. I'm gonna get your money.

I swear I will.

And we're gonna be square.

I promise you, Richie.

I want him dead.

Understand?

Dead!

It's just me or is it cleanly and hot?

AC is bipolar.

And the heat just cuts on any time she feels like it.

She puts her lips on a chicken.

Max, did you put in a new coding system?

This report reads B-R-A-K-N-T-R.

No. Sorry, sir. It's a B-N-E. The E doesn't work on my keyboard.

A lot of things are breaking around here, boss.

I've asked repeatedly, but Mayor Brady says we just don't have any money.

Sorry, boss.

Uh... Sheriff?

Hallelujah.

Oh, $14,500.

Got $10,700 here.

I'm rich!

Final keepers, right?

Wrong. Discovery was made on city property.

What does that mean?

It means you're still broke, and we gotta find the rightful owner.

But do we really?

Max.

I'm not suggesting we keep the cash ourselves, but this is mystery money.

It's been in that deer head for years.

I mean, possibly decades.

And it could help pay for the upgrades we need.

Mayor Brady just texted me. I get to meet with the head of the Reclaimed

Property Committee.

We have one of those.

Apparently. Who is it?

Wow. This is quite the novel situation we have here.

I don't think I've ever run into this before.

Well, that makes two of us.

Okay. Well, I checked the city bylaws. I suggest that you at least try to find

the rightful owner.

If, unfortunately, you're unable to do so, I could probably arrange to see that

15 grand of the money goes to your station for that facelift you keep

asking about.

Well, what about the other ten grand?

Well, yours is not the only office around here that's in need of an update.

Nothing.

What's going on here?

It's a treasure hunt.

Hey, Sheriff.

What'd you find out?

Well, that the finder-keeper's rule might apply.

I'm rich.

But not to you. To the station.

We just need to exhaust every avenue to see if we can find out who the rightful

owner is.

So, RP, check all the serial numbers of this cash, see if any of it's been

stolen or if it's counterfeit.

Max, see if we can find out about the history of this museum.

Dwayne. Yes, sir.

I want you to clean this place up.

And don't tell anyone about this. We don't want a bunch of people showing up

with stories about how the money is theirs.

Yes, sir.

I'll keep my lips sealed up tighter than Dick's hat band.

Bill?

Well, it ain't Lashley Rude.

What are you doing here?

You know, I had some business with Charlotte. I seen a sign that said Blue

Ridge. Thought it'd be pretty stupid. I didn't come to give my baby cousin a

hug. Now bring it in here!

We spent every summer together growing up. All day, every day.

That's the truth.

I bet you got some stories for us, don't you, Bill?

Let me tell you something.

When we were young, that one right there would run his mouth so much he'd dig

himself in a hole.

Before there were pythons under them sleeves, you had pipe cleaners.

That's true.

Put this in the evidence locker.

Looks like I am in the wrong line of business, huh?

What do you do for a living, Bill?

I am a retired billiards official.

He's a poor hustler.

Let's continue this conversation over at Ellie's diner. I'm sure she'd love to

see you.

Well, I think we both know that's not true.

So after five years, he just shows up out of the blue?

It's actually good to see him again.

Has he asked you for a loan yet? A place to crash? A car to borrow?

Well, man, you are not the little rug rat I remember from five years ago.

No? You gotta be how old now? You pushing what?

29? 30?

16. What?

That is crazy talk. Are you really? Yep. I thought for sure you were out of

college by now.

What? No. Yeah.

Nah, 16's a good number. That's a really good number.

You got a driver's license yet?

Nope. Most of my friends have theirs, but my dad won't let me get mine until I

can change a tire blindfolded.

I like that rule.

No. Yeah. He come up with that? Yeah.

I support that wholeheartedly.

Our history lesson.

Your daddy would tell you the time he flipped a car when he was 16.

No, what? He left that part out.

All right.

Let Uncle Bill tell you the true story because he's going to tell you it's not

his fault.

He's only here for a couple of days.

You said that last time he ended up on our couch for two months.

Well, when we went through our divorce, I was one of the guys for four months.

Besides, he's staying at the Pineville Inn.

Okay. Just be careful, Justin. You are always so loyal to him.

I thought loyalty was a good thing.

Well, there is too much of a good thing.

Thank you.

Hey.

I called all the owners that donated the exhibit, and no one knows anything.

Unfortunately.

Well, I'm going deep. I contacted my 7th grade history teacher.

Brought us here on a field trip one time.

Total bust.

Wow.

Who knew not solving a case would feel this good?

We're actually trying, right?

Yeah. We're not... not trying.

Right.

Right.

Every lead that turns out to go nowhere brings us one step closer to the 21st

century.

Just saying.

Settle for the 20th century.

So, you really are retired?

I really am, cousin.

You know, I think when you're that knee-deep in the hustle, you know, it

takes you a minute to realize there really are no winners.

You know, it took me a minute, but I'm here.

Good. God, Bill.

Oh, no, no.

Lunch, lunch, something happened. No, no, no, no, no.

I'm not going to accept that.

It's all me.

I didn't keep the change.

First time for everything.

Also, I ran the serial numbers and I single hit, so at least it wasn't

stolen.

What about the museum?

Any leads?

Yeah, I mean, most of the stuff was either donated or bought at an estate

sale over the last 50 years.

But no one knows anything concrete.

What about the DF marking on the back?

Nothing yet.

Can we keep it?

Well, like I said, we have to exhaust every avenue.

And just take the scenic route all over for a picnic.

Bill.

Hey, so there's a sucker here. Couldn't pot a ball to save his life, and he's

drinking like a fish.

Can I get a loan?

I'm about to take him for everything he's got.

Is this fella local?

No, sir. He's passing through.

Perfect.

And let me guess.

You've already beat him a couple times, but still he wants to up the stakes,

huh?

Yes. I just beat him four straight games for ten bucks each, and now he wants to

up it to 500.

I mean, what an idiot.

So, can I have that loan?

No. No, you may not.

Hello?

Hello?

Uncle Jeremiah.

Well? Yeah?

Sheriff, I'd like to start by saying that I'm a little offended that you'd

consider this to be my work.

This is an art form, Sheriff.

It's my job.

It's my duty to make that raccoon look regal. To make that otter look

majestic.

Was there any way to tell me how old that thing is?

Forty.

Probably fifty years, give or take.

Well, any way to tell me what this D.F. stands for? Oh, that'd be dumpster fire.

Thanks for nothing.

Uh-huh.

Oh, and Sheriff, if you do happen to find the responsible party... Yeah?

Would you get them for crimes against taxidermy for me?

You

sure

about this, right?

Look at him.

Drunk as a skunk.

I take a candy from a baby.

All right, then let's get paid, man. Let's go. Come on.

You're right.

Okay.

There it is.

Well, that is some luck, if I don't say so myself.

Thank you for the game, gentlemen.

That was all my money, Boots. That was it.

Did you want another apple juice?

No, that'll be it for the day, sugar.

He's drinking apple juice.

You the dummy.

You just gotta hustle with my money. No, it was the other way around. I was

hustling.

Excuse me.

We want our money back.

While I'm at it, I want your money too for all the trouble.

Relax, nice and hot.

Hell,

he thinks he's smart, but a hustler always makes it true.

Gotta break his wrist before we kill him.

You can break anything you want.

We want that money back.

Hey, hey, hey!

Wait!

Listen.

Just hear me out.

I'm about to beat $500 out of you.

What are you looking at?

Knock, knock.

Hey.

Okay, uh, went over the bylaws with the city attorney.

Only stipulation is that we are required to publicly declare the discovery of the

money. That's it.

Hmm. Who's your shadow?

Kansas. My nephew.

What part?

Oklahoma.

The council put an ad in the paper.

You can read it. Small print.

If no citizen can prove the money is theirs in the next 48 hours, the matter

is considered resolved, and we are free to utilize the funds accordingly.

Hope you don't mind I had the ad direct folks to the sheriff's station to make a

claim, so heads up.

Buff, I'm gonna head out. There's a disturbance down at the pool hall.

Pool hall? Yeah, I'll take that.

Calm down!

Both of you. Don't tell me to calm down.

Tell your jokes now.

Justin! Thank the Lord.

We're on a friendly game of billiards here, and they want to up the stakes,

and I obliged.

He stole from us.

No, it's called betting. That's how it works. He hustled us, Sheriff.

No, you thought you were better than me, and you were wrong.

Ain't nothing illegal about that.

It may not be ethical.

It's not against the law.

Yeah.

I'll press charges against these two. Oh, you do, don't you?

No, you don't.

Okay.

All right.

Booster, get out.

You.

I see you again. I don't care how new you know Mr. Sheriff over there. You

ain't getting up.

I'm gonna catch you, all right?

Okay. Listen, let me explain. Let me explain.

You don't mess with the Wades. If I didn't show up, there's no telling what

they would have done to you.

But you did show up, cousin.

He showed up. Yeah, for the last time.

I'm done bailing you out, cousin.

Hey there, Billy boy.

Hey, listen.

Richie.

Leapy time.

Richie, you're really going to have me digging my own hole.

I mean, think about this, Richie. You kill me, you ain't going to get a dime.

You're not going to get any money if I die.

What if I told you I'd get you $25,000?

Richie, listen to me.

Richie, Richie, they found $25,000 inside of a deer skull.

I know it sounds crazy in a deer skull. They found it in the sheriff's office. I

told my own eyes.

I can get it for you.

How?

The sheriff is my cousin.

We're family. He'd be... He trusts me and I can get it for you.

I'll get you... I'll get you 25 grand, red sheet.

All right,

you get 24 hours.

That's all I need. And don't do anything stupid.

I know the taxidermy is mine. Look at the stitching. I've seen it on my own

work many times.

I respectfully withdraw my claim.

Obviously, I just attempt to keep this quiet.

Aunt Wayne's. People seem to know the exact dollar amount and about the deer

market. I'm here to collect my deer head.

It seems I left it during last month's renovations.

You lost it? Yep.

My attorney, he said that the finder's keeper's law is the cornerstone of the

American legal system.

Tell me if you... Well, he's wrong.

I hope you're not paying him by the hour.

Don't worry, I'm not here for the money. I just figured in all the chaos, you

probably ain't had time to get any lunch.

And I wanted to make amends for earlier, so I stopped by that barbecue place on

the parkway. Got some brisket and husk puppies.

And I can see you're pretty busy here, so if you want, I can just...

Stay in your office.

It smells great.

I'm starving.

It's hard for me to not take a bite.

Dwayne. Yes, sir.

Did you share the details of our discovery with anyone?

I may or may not have told a couple of folks, but it was in the strictest of

confidences.

Scout's honor.

You know,

I know it's not the...

Blue Ridge Museum of Modern Art, which you do have some pretty great pieces in

here. Well, look, I'll get out of here and let you eat your lunch.

You're not staying?

No, I just throw this away, leave it alone.

I appreciate it, Bill.

It's nothing.

No more trouble?

No, not.

I'll see you later, cut.

It looks delicious, though. Thanks.

Say, you know, sometimes my ears work a little better than I'd like them to, and

I overhear stuff I wish I hadn't.

I just want you to know that I understand where you're coming from.

It's not lost on me that I ain't never been the best influence in Justin's life

throughout the years.

So I don't blame you for how you feel about me.

But he sure has been a good one of mine.

Probably the best of my whole life.

I really look up to that guy.

You know, in this, if I'm being honest, I guess I just

keep rolling back into town, you know, hoping some of him will rub off on me.

So I just want you to know, you know, I'm going to be packing up and I'll be

leaving town shortly. I ain't got no plans to come back.

You know, you got my word.

I don't want to burden him.

Don't want to burden you.

Y'all got something great here. I respect it.

You won't see him again. You know, you got my word.

Justin wouldn't want that.

I mean, the truth of it is, he would like to see you more often than once

every five years.

Maddie, too.

Well, I don't know about that, you know.

That's... People can change, Bill.

Your family.

We don't give up on family, not in Blue Ridge and certainly not Justin Wise.

Yeah.

I mean, he's one of the most loyal people I know, loyal to a fault.

One of his best qualities and his worst.

He's one of the best men I know.

He is.

What you got there?

Well, I guess it's chicken breast finger, isn't it?

That's like an oxymoron, right?

Yeah, I don't think you truly know what oxymoron means.

You're a funny guy.

You got two hours to give me that money. Listen, Richie, I'm going to pay you

back. I just need more time. That's it.

You want more time?

You need to be a better manager of time.

You know what?

Just be at this spot.

5 p.m. sharp.

Thank you. I was hoping you don't make it.

That way he can hunt you down, break every bone in your body, and bury you.

Understood.

Me? I just want my money.

So don't mess around, Bill. Because if you do, things will end very, very bad

for you.

Can I get you gentlemen anything?

Oh, no. Thank you, ma'am. We're just, uh...

Catching up with a pal here.

Food looks great, by the way.

Wow.

Those are friends of yours?

Yeah, you know, something like that.

You know, restroom in the back?

Down the hall.

Be right back.

I got a possible lead about the money we found.

There's a woman who might be the rightful owner.

The address is on my desk.

Got it. I'm leaving right now.

Hey there, buddy.

Man, where is everybody?

Oh, they're all gone. It's just me, Auxiliary Deputy Dwayne Dixon.

Well, Auxiliary Deputy Dwayne Dixon, I appreciate the service. Listen, Justin

asked me to come in here and take a peek at the HVAC, and it said it was on the

fritz somewhere.

You know, I dabble in the HVAC community as well, so if you need some help... No,

no, no, no. I don't want to steal you from any important desk duties, but I

think I'll start in his office and see if I can find the issue. Two minutes.

All right.

Appreciate it.

Let me know if you need anything.

Ashley, we got a call about a disturbance.

No, sir.

It has been quiet as a library around here.

Now, he was planning on helping our granddaughter pay for college. Thank

you. She would have been the first in our family to go.

Oh, you have a beautiful granddaughter.

Oh, thank you.

He passed away and never got to see it off.

Oh.

It certainly looks like our dear.

No, Darren was proud of it.

Darren? Your husband's name was Darren?

Yes, Darren Frank.

Mm-hmm.

Um, yeah, Mrs. Frank, I need to report back to the sheriff.

I don't think you'll be disappointed.

Any word on the money, Sheriff?

Yep.

Max found the owner.

Was it that little old lady?

Yep.

I'm gonna get the money and return it to Mrs. Frank.

Think she'll have a finder's fee?

Probably not.

Were you here all alone?

Yes, sir.

Well, except for your cousin.

My cousin?

Yeah, your cousin. He's sitting by to fix the AC.

Sweet pal.

Was he ever out of your sight?

Well, when he come by to fix the unit.

Yeah, he's all by himself.

Well, does it feel fixed to you?

Well, not yet.

Hey, Justin, listen, I'm really embarrassed to have done something like

this to you, but I want you to know that my back was against the wall.

Yeah, I had your back, and you stabbed mine.

You don't understand.

Justin, these are not nice guys. They tracked me all the way to Blue Ridge.

Hey, the only thing keeping me alive is the promise of that money.

All right, I'll help you. Tell me where you're going.

Listen to me. You said you were done digging me out of holes and fixing my

problems. You should be.

You shouldn't have to dig me out of a hole.

If it means getting the money back, I'll make an exception.

Where are you?

Listen, Justin.

You got a great life out here in Blue Ridge.

You got a great family.

You know, I spoke to Elle the other day in the diner, and she understands. I

think you know you got a great one in her.

I love you, cousin.

And I'm sorry for always being such a disappointment.

Look, Bill, you're family.

Family doesn't give up on each other.

Yeah. Is everything okay?

Well, that's Bill we're talking about.

But he stole all the money from the station. He said there's a couple guys

after him. They could kill him if he doesn't hand over the cash.

He was in here with a couple of guys, and they looked really scary.

So he's telling the truth.

I know I said that you shouldn't help him out anymore, but I think that's

different.

Agreed. I just don't know where he's going.

I do.

I do.

Here. I took this. I think that's where he's headed.

He sent this to me? Mm-hmm.

I need both of you to gear up and meet me ASAP.

I'll send you an address.

No. Stay.

At this time, don't let anyone in. Not your friend, not your family.

I'm the pizza delivery guy.

Copy that.

Stay safe and safe with me.

You're late.

Yeah, well.

My money in there?

It is.

I want you to know something. It ends right here today, Richie, because I

ain't running anymore.

I hide.

So this ends it.

You understand me?

Send it over so we can count it.

I mean, you understand.

My concern about your trustworthiness, given your past.

Funny thing, Hank, and I were just talking about how impressed we were with

you.

Is that right?

I mean, not everyone can rob a police station in broad daylight.

Yeah, well, what can I say?

That's some next level stuff.

You know, in a different lifetime, You would have been very useful to me.

It's too bad this deal is not going to work out for you.

Something funny?

No. I mean, not really.

I guess I figured you were still going to kill me once I gave you what you

wanted.

Look at you.

You're such a smart guy.

Sheriff's Department, freeze!

Thank you.

King Bill, just stay down and don't get shot.

I think I got him.

I think I got the sheriff.

Come on, Sheriff.

Don't move.

No, you don't move.

You're done.

Sir. You good?

Coughing.

What happened to you, Justin?

Thank you, ma'am. Boy, you're not off the hook. Breaking into a sheriff's

station, stealing money.

Just about a small crime. That's a big boy crime.

You'd believe me if I told you I ain't stole your money.

No.

I ain't stole your money.

Hey, KB in here. Direct order. Relax.

The sheriff's gutsy cousin paid me a hundred bucks to just drop this off at

the station.

Sucker.

Go ahead.

Crack the case up. Take a look.

Whoa, nearly.

That's my underwear.

Where is it?

I guess you'd say it's right back where it's supposed to be.

Look, I knew, regardless of what I did, ultimately you were going to be the one

held responsible.

You got that?

Pay for my screw-up, and I know that's not how you treat family, and I heard

you when you call me that Family you know that That meant

something and I want you know things gonna be different. You know I'm

different I'm serious. I'm done with that stuff, and I want you to believe

that all right Good So was your plan

in there playing

Plants. See, the word sounds familiar. Can you use that in a sentence?

Plants.

Plants. I just want to be close enough to see the look on their face when they

open up some of my underwear.

Whatever happened after that, I was just going to wing it, you know.

I mean, I did find a can of bear spray in the trunk of the car on the way

there, so there's that.

That's just not a smart plan.

You don't think so?

Well, consider this.

I may...

Or may not have left a note on a table in a diner with an address on it,

strategically placed for Ellie to find.

I might have done that. I can't really remember, but that might have happened.

Always an hustler.

No, see, Justin, there's an element of gambling in every hustle.

I wouldn't gamble.

I knew you'd show up.

It's just who you are.

You can't help yourself.

I mean, I didn't know if he'd show up on time, but I knew he was going to show

up.

And I envy that, buddy.

I mean, he did cut it close, though.

And I'm sure we all can agree it's always a good

thing to do the right thing, huh?

Miss Frank, it is with my great pleasure to award you this money, which is

legally and rightfully yours.

Here you go, dear.

Thank you.

You're so welcome and we'd be thrilled to return it to you.

I wanted to thank you again.

Oh, you're welcome, ma'am.

We're glad it went to someone like you. Oh, thank you.

And you, young man.

I wanted to give you something for your birthday.

A hundred bucks. Thank you.

Yes, ma'am.

Still not enough for that sea dew.

No, but it's enough for a hundred scratch-offs, which is just a good son.

Rich!

I'm sorry.

He's not officially with us, by the way.

That's good.

Hope to see you again soon, Uncle Bill.

Take care of that mommy, Amy.

You take care of yourself.

I will.

And you, I got something I want to give you.

Hang tight.

What is it?

Well, it's your new pool cue.

And her name is Becky.

So?

You don't want it?

I don't need it.

When I told you I'm done, I mean, I'm done. I want you to believe me.

Besides, if I get an itch, you know, I can beat most mortals with a warm cold

cue anyway.

I'm kidding. I'm not... I'm not going to get an itch. I promise you. It's over.

I guess, uh... I guess that's it.

But I really want you to know that I appreciate you a lot.

Hey, hey.

We're family.

I appreciate you saying that.

You're always welcome.

I think the table's a little... Mm-hmm. Yeah.

How about we make a little wager?

How about if I win, you have to do the dishes at the diner for a week, and if

you win, I'll be telling you Bronco.

And Bronco's pretty dirty.

You sure you want to wager?

Good shot.

Five ball.

Ellie, that's a nearly impossible shot.

We had a pool table growing up. My dad competed in a few tournaments back in

the day.

He may have taught me a thing or two.

Six ball.

Side.

And it's like I always say, you're too trusting of people.

Eight ball.

Corner pocket.

Dad? I think you've just been hustled.

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