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Previously
on "Below Deck Adventure"--

Oh, ho!
Yes!

- Holy--nice.
- Fire.

Jess, I'm trying to focus.

You don't know
what's been going

on in here, so stay out of it.

Mike?
Mike?

Kasie.

Mike?

Hey, I've been calling you.

Mike completely
ignored our radio call,

and his reason was because
he goes to bed in 10 minutes.

Lewis needs to be more
firm with his boys.

We have a new deckhand
joining us today.

He's [indistinct].

All right, cool.

I have more
experience than anybody.

Oh, I'm so happy
to hear that.

How's Lewis doing as bosun?

When it comes to
giving direction,

he needs a little bit
more strength in that.

- Cheers for you.
- Cheers.

Oh, thanks.

You guys are awesome.

Does anyone want my pasta?

I just want your gnocchi.

I wouldn't say
I'm posh, but--

Kasie seems like she's got
that kind of mysterious side.

Call me Sherlock Holmes.

I solve mysteries.

I want to sleep with Lewis.

[laughs]

I can be a solid cuddler.

- Are you guys sleeping here?
- Yeah.

[upbeat music]

♪

[upbeat electronic music]

♪ Good morning

[alarm rings]

Radio check.

Loud and clear.

Thank you.

So...

[laughs]

Do they tell you what to do?

Not too much
to do in one day.

Really?

Did you get that list of jobs?

I got it, yeah.

Yeah.

White hose from other dock.

All right, I don't
know where anything is.

It's my second day
on the boat,

and Lewis sends a WhatsApp
chat of a work list

that he wants done.

All right,
where's that hole, the--

He said the fender mark
is by the port wing station,

so probably
somewhere over there.

He didn't come out
on deck and show us.

He didn't have any
briefing or meeting.

Is this how he's been running
the boat the entire season?

You can start scrubbing, and
then we'll send you the hose.

I mean, the whole----ing
side needs to be scrubbed.

Jeez.

What the [BLEEP]?

OK, let's get pumped,
pumped, pumped--

Go ahead and
activate yourself.

--pumped, pumped.

[laughs]

What happened last night?

Wouldn't you like to know?

Actually, nothing happened.

[whispers] There was
no room in my bunk bed.

[laughs] I know.

You should see what people
can do in them, though.

[laughs]

No, I just sleep with people.

I am not a cuddler.

I really like my own space.

And so to let Mike
into my bed, I feel

like I was giving up a lot.

And so it shows I do like him.

♪ It's cold,
so----ing cold ♪

Heads of department,
meet me in the wheelhouse,

please, for a preference
sheet meeting.

Copy.

Hello, hello, hello.

Hey.

I want to read through
these guys here,

and then we're gonna talk
about the activities.

Primaries Mike and
Stefanie are entrepreneurs

who thrive on competition
and aren't afraid to have

a friendly cheat to win.

[laughs]

Off the bat, Lewis,
what can we do?

I'm thinking obstacle course.

So we've got a humongous
inflatable iceberg.

I love a good obstacle course.

Back on the farm, me and my
brother, we used to make slip

and slides, rope swings.

I've made obstacle
courses before,

but this time is
gonna be better.

This time,
I've got the iceberg.

This is the iceberg.

This thing is gonna
be massive, isn't it?

100 kilos.

For previous charters, we've
had to get out just the toys

that they need because we
didn't have the manpower

to-- to do everything, but--
but we do now.

So the adventure
that we have is--

Oh, yeah.
Here we go.

--paragliding.

Paragliding.

It's such a--
it's gorgeous, yeah.

This sounds nice.

This is the perfect
place to paraglide,

because the top of these
mountains in Norway

are just breathtaking.

It's magical.

This is the closest
place to heaven.

I really think it is.

Yay, that looks amazing.

They're gonna go
flying over the fjords.

ing incredible.

Absolutely amazing.

And you know what
would be very amazing

when they land on the beach?

Lunch.

No.

Find a way of doing a lunch.

Yeah.

I think Captain Kerry is
trying to toy with my emotions,

wanting me to do
another picnic offboard.

I hate picnics.

Jess has done a picnic for you.

I love the setup.
It's so beautiful.

[thunder booming]

Is that rain?

Oh my word.
Of course it is.

And I'd rather have the
guests have lunch onboard,

or we're gonna have to
really elevate this picnic.

What day is this excursion?

Yeah, I was just
about to ask that.

Because the excursion
is a good time

to build obstacle courses.
Second day, is it?

- Yes.
- Cool.

It's gonna be a double
whammy for them.

And then theme parties.

Beer seems to be a popular
theme for them, too.

Yeah.

Whenever I hear beer
theme party, what I think of

is Oktoberfest.
- Nice.

If you can get those

cute little
beer maid outfits.

Ledorhosens,
what do you call them?

- Oh, yeah.
- Lederhosens.

- That's it.
- Yeah.

Yeah, OK.
All right, guys, well, let's--

- Yeah, fun.
---let's get back to it.

Bye.

So for my next
charter, we definitely

need light pilsners,
lagers, and any local beers.

I might try and source outfit
from October beer fest.

Yes, yes.

All right, you can
bring your laundry.

I'm bringing it now.

Let's all bring our laundry.

Wait.

You can't put all
of that in there.

Why not?

Dude.

All right, is that it?

Yeah, that's all my clothes.

Great.

Thanks, Kasie.

You're smiling.

He's a donut.
That's why I'm smiling.

Uh-huh.

Is it anything
to do with some--

some cuddling?
- Cuddling?

I don't cuddle.
- Oh, yeah?

I heard you do, though.

I heard you're a
very warm cuddler.

I am a warm cuddler.

[upbeat music]

Whoo.

All crew, all crew.

Provisions have arrived.
We need everyone's help--

- Copy.
---portside.

Hey, Lewis.

How much stuff is there?

Maybe that times two.

- Where's all this going?
- Michael, to the walk-in.

Downstairs.

Thanks for carrying
all the heavy stuff.

Ah.
You son of a [BLEEP].

- I'll bring you another bag.
- I got it.

- Oh, no.
- When life gives you lemons--

I'd like some lemons.

All deck crew, please
come to the bridge.

There is a crew
meeting with Kerry.

All deck crew to the bridge.

OK, I just want to go
over a few things here.

So our departure today,
I'm gonna back straight out.

So Lewis will be making
the calls on the aft.

You'll be up in the bow.

Yes, sir.

My biggest threat is
gonna be these boats here.

You can just talk to me
because I'll be on the wing.

- You do it in meters--
- I do both.

---or feet?
- I can do both.

OK.
Yes, sir.

Now that I have Seth,
we have a whole team.

I'm relying on my deck
crew to be perfect.

There's no excuses.

So when you're calling the back
aft, keep it, you know, short.

So what you want to
do is just go, Kerry,

Kerry, port aft six meters.

Cool.

Closing, opening, holding.

We don't want to
interrupt the airways.

- Right.
- All right, boys.

Let's have an
awesome charter, huh?

Yeah, let's get it done.

Oh my god.

[laughs]

Look what we've got.

Wait.

That's gonna be so cute.

OK.

For beer night.

Yeah, we'll wear
these tonight.

Are we wearing these?

[upbeat music]

All crew, all crew,
let's get everything done.

All done.

Guests are inbound
in 20 minutes.

Let's get into our whites.

♪

♪

What happened to--

No.
I think this is the uniform

from the last guy.

You need to spend some time
and sort your uniform out.

Seth has that kind
of attitude that he

doesn't give a sh--.

And that's what I
quite like in a man.

Maybe that's my downfall.

But I'm not that picky anymore.

I'll take whatever.

[laughs]

You guys got your
tighty whiteys?

Yeah, of course.

All crew, I'm
pretty sure I can see

guests at the end of the dock.

All crew, all crew,
guests are one minute out.

Oh, here they come.

Faye, Faye, Oriana,
are you able to grab

the rest of the champagne?
- Yes.

I'm here.
I got it.

Oh, you got it?

OK, pull it together.

Activate yourselves.

What is up?

Yeah!

We'll be ready for
service in three minutes.

Tell her scallops
don't standby.

Unfortunately,
scallops don't standby.

I'm not doing that.

What is up?

Yeah!

Welcome aboard.

- Hi.
- Hello!

Welcome!
- What's going on?

Good day. Hi. I'm Kerry.
Welcome aboard.

Stefanie.
Nice to meet you.

- I'm Mike.
- Good day, Mike.

Welcome aboard. I'm Kerry.
- Stefanie.

Nice to meet you.
- Kerry, nice to meet you.

Hi, Stefanie.
I'm Faye.

Nice to meet you.
This is champagne.

It's just got a color scheme.

We heard you like red,
white, and blue, so--

- Oh, yeah.
---we tried to be on brand.

She's got a bunch
of tattoos of that.

Yeah.
What a good-looking crew,

you guys, huh?
There you go.

- Yes.
- Do you guys all work out

in the morning together?
I mean, look at captain.

Yeah.
Do you do calisthenics

with these guys?
- Do what? Sorry?

Calisthenics in the
morning with these guys?

Calisthenics?
- I don't know what that is.

It's like push-ups
and jumping jacks.

Yeah.

Only when they're naughty.

We want to welcome
all you guys aboard.

You met our fabulous
chief stew, Faye.

She'll show you throughout
the fine vessel.

Hey, thank you, guys.
Thanks for having us.

We're excited.
- Yes.

- Yeah, cheers to you guys.
- OK.

Well, we're looking
forward to having you, too.

But we're gonna start
right at the top.

This boat is amazing.

Right?

This is the sun deck.

This is just a fantastic
area to chill out.

And we have a hot tub here.

Yeah, yeah.

Norway just creates
such a beautiful backdrop.

We have mountains
and the waterfalls.

This is crazy.

And then we're
gonna go downstairs.

So lunch and dinner
will be served here,

unless it's
extremely cold,

then we can obviously
eat inside.

And then now we're
gonna go downstairs

to your guest cabins.

We have two doubles--
- Perfect.

--and two twins.

We're cuddling big
time in the single bed.

Oh, they got bidets.

I'm gonna have a clean asshole.

Can I get anyone any water?

Can you make a margarita?

Margaritas?

Yep.

Mm.

I'm going upstairs.

Let's go.
Let's go.

----ing nailed it.

You got it?

Yep.

♪

OK, so I have some
skinny margaritas.

- Cheers.
- And away we go.

- Nicely done.
- Cheers.

OK, gentlemen,
are we ready to go?

Ready on the bow.

Let's go bow
to stern, please.

Bow to stern.

Copy that.

Lines coming off bow to stern.

Seth is on the bow.

[boat horn blaring]

All right, Kerry.

You are clear to go to stern.

Oh my gosh.
We're moving.

You guys, we're moving.
We're moving.

Stern is swinging out.

Eight meters of stern
to the sailing boat.

Eight meters.

He's going the ass out first?

Uh-huh.

Well, because he
can't hit that line.

Yeah.

Nearest hazard to you,
Kerry, is that blue work boat.

Copy, copy.

Keep coming astern.

Am I free from the
key that's behind us?

You are clear.

You have 100 meters
clear behind you.

Am I clear to swing that bow?

Free to swing.

Lookit.
Look what he's doing.

This is crazy.

I'm super impressed.

OK, guys, thank you.

As soon as I've cleared the
key, fenders in, please.

Copy that.

Wow.

Seth, that's pretty impressive,
him getting out of here.

That is awesome.

That's what we do.

Excellent.

Go and get changed.

Thanks, Mike.

Finish this [indistinct],
and then you can go to bed.

Can we have luggage
removed, please, guys?

Are you guys not cold?

There's no blankets up here.

Right there.

Those are towels.

Oh, they are towels.

Oh, yeah.

That'll do, pig.
- Our luggage.

- Are they unpacked?
- Yeah.

I'll send somebody
to come get them.

Should I just leave them in?
Thank you.

OK, now we're gonna
have lunch; this is nice.

Deck crew, I know
you're on a break,

but please collect
guest's luggage.

Copy.

Thank you.

Who are you texting?

You can't text and talk?

I'm not a multitasker, man.

I see that.

I only can multitask
in one thing.

What's that?

Whatever you think it is in
your head, that's what it is.

I don't think of anything.

I thought it was a paradox.

So I just stopped
thinking about it.

I'm going with it.

We're underway now.

- This is so awesome.
- I know, right?

Lewis, luggage.

Seth, you're on standby now.

I can pretty much go down.

Yeah, but just
be ready to get up.

Wake me up when
you need, like,

something, like, athletic.

I've asked three times
now about luggage--

three times.

So finally, Lewis has
all of his deckies back.

Someone want to come and
help me with the luggage?

- You've got to change.
- All right.

So when the job
doesn't get done right,

it actually makes me
want to strangle someone.

OK, you're supposed to be
up at 2:00 in the morning,

and work until now,
and then go to bed.

That's pretty much
been my schedule

for the past week anyways.
- [laughs]

When I put my head down and
take those little power naps

or try to, I'm not--

I'm never actually
falling asleep.

My brain doesn't shut off.

I'm exhausted.

Gonna rest?

[BLEEP] yeah.

I think when you get
adjusted to the time zone,

you'll start feeling better.

♪

We're approaching
the anchorage.

Standby-- standby
to drop the anchor.

Copy that.

Release, release, release.

Copy.

♪

[indistinct] shackle
is to the waterline.

OK, guys, that's good.

So we're doing
dinner at 8:00?

Yeah.

Should we dress like--
what do you think?

- Like Norwegian--
- No, like--

--or should we dress like--

Just dress like you're
going out and have fun.

Can one of your
guys help me set up?

Set up what?

All the flags and stuff.

Do you eat scallops?

I don't.
I only eat fish.

You don't.

So no-- OK, we wasn't--
we weren't sure

if scallops were included.

I'll tell you what.

You take that and
then go around the--

Aw.

Isn't it cute?

And we get our
beer wench outfits.

I love everything
that's happening.

[laughs]

Oh my god.

Look at me.

I look like a blow-up doll.

You do look like a cute doll.

Nice outfit.

Thank you.

[snoring]

Dude, do you
have a padded bra?

What do I do?
- I avoid padded bras.

Stuff it.
- I need to stuff it.

- Stuff it.
- Oh my god!

Nobody will know.

Oh, wow.

Oh.

- I didn't think it was you.
- You like it, do you?

It's great.

[laughs]

Oh my gosh, you guys.

Look at the schwag.

Look at all the flags.

Yeah.

You just let us know
when you want us up there.

Absolutely.
We'll bring you over shortly.

- We're good.
- They're ready.

I'm just gonna seat them.

Are you all right
with that, Chef?

Kind of.

I've been waiting, and
no one did anything.

So we can roll, but it's
just gonna be a bit tight.

All right.

The chef is already
stressed out.

Let's get them seated.

Oh my goodness.

How cute.

- Are you ready for dinner?
- Oh my god.

I cannot tell you how
much I appreciate this.

This is so cool.

[horn blowing]

Whoo.

Cap, if you need to go
sleep, you can go ahead.

I can run the boat for you.
- You got this?

- Yeah, I got this.
- All right, man. Thanks.

I'm gonna use the guy...

To drive my boat.

[laughter]

Hey, hey, just--

When you've
mastered the steps thing,

then you can step out
to drive the boat.

Hey.

Don't play with me, man.

[laughs]

[laughs]

The guests are seated.

Next time, we need a little
bit more of a heads-up--

Sorry.

--what's going
on with the guests

because it doesn't work.

Like, it's just like and
magic dinner because I

don't know what's going on.

I don't cook the food to the
point where it can just--

like, you know?

Yeah, I'll be sweet,
and kind, and lovely,

but there will be the Gordon
Ramsay moment when there's

been a lack of
communication and I feel,

like, pushed into a corner.

And then I kind of
can be a bit snappy.

I need a little bit more
communication, por favor.

- Mm-hmm.
- Hey, hey.

Look at you guys.
Looking fabulous.

Yes.

We're still
serving drinks, Jess.

Please standby.

Tell her scallops
don't standby.

Thank you very much.

Unfortunately,
scallops don't standby.

I'm not doing that.

They mustn't hurry me.

These-- that's-- I'm
gonna actually really have

a conversation with those two.

Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls, tonight's

a night that we
will never forget.

You need me to do anything?

The guy that doesn't
eat scallops is Jose.

- This is chicken.
- I'm gonna do the chorizo

on all of them except one.

So remember, the one
chick with the dark hair

is a pescatarian.

Love you guys.

Love you.

It's good.

OK.

I want to help where I can.

Oriana, we're bringing up
the starters now.

- No.
- She's doing--

OK, perfect.
Thank you.

So scallops to the left.

- Yeah.
- I can bring two up.

Yeah.

Oh, wow.

Yummy.

Looks amazing.

- Oh.
- Yeah, yeah.

OK, I wasn't sure
who's pescatarian.

You're the
pescatarian, correct.

So we got-- you got the
plates wrong, girls.

They are getting it wrong.

Oh, like,
I'm allergic to these.

Correct.

Thank you.

I study the preference sheet.

[tense music]

That's not correct.

I wasn't sure
who's pescatarian.

You're the
pescatarian, correct.

Yeah.

So we got-- you got
the plates wrong, girls.

There they are
getting it wrong.

Oh, like,
I'm allergic to these.

Correct.
They don't listen to me.

When it comes to
guest's preferences,

I pay extremely
close attention.

Was hers wrong?

Yes, hers--
that's chorizo on top.

Oh.

Thank you.

I study the preference sheet.

So when I've spent
this time and effort

and then just within two
seconds of putting the plate

in front of the wrong
person, you can completely

derail an entire meal.

So to start this
evening, we have

scallops on a cauliflower
puree with chorizo

crumble and burnt corn.

Enjoy.
- Thank you.

- Yeah.
- It looks delicious.

Wow.

Thank you so much.

Oh, wow.

- It's good.
- This is really good.

It's completely inappropriate
to talk about issues that

are happening between
departments in front

of guests at dinner tables.

Like, I would straight
up go to Kerry.

If I was chief stew this
far into the season,

I would just talk to Kerry.

Like, I would have,
at this point,

had my heart-to-heart
with Jess.

I would have tried.

And now it's just time to have
a conversation with my boss,

because there's nothing
else that we can do,

and it's jeopardizing
all of us.

I know you don't want to
start sh--, but like--

All right.

--she completely
disrespected you,

and didn't give a [BLEEP].

And that can't ever happen again.

Yeah.

[tense music]

You OK?

Yeah, but I just--

you saying we're
not doing our job

properly in front
of the guests just

has really pissed Oriana off.
- Yeah.

Well, I--

She said say it
behind the guests' back,

not in front of the guests.

I have to micromanage
it because people

haven't looked at the list.

The preference sheet is
right in front of them.

They're serving the food.

They need to focus on it.

I just need you girls
to get it right.

That's it.

- To Stef.
- Oh my goodness.

To my wife, to my
best friend, to my pal,

to my governor.
I love you.

- Governess.
- I love you.

- I love you as well.
- Salud.

Cheers.

I think that if we still like
each other after this trip,

we'll go on many
more trips together.

But I already not like Dave.

[laughs]

You only need,
like, half a bucket.

You know, like, a 1/2 a cup
of that, 1/2 cup of that.

1/2 a cup?

Like, are you talking about the
standard measurement cup or--

No, just like--
I don't know, a--

a small amount.

I don't know what to say.

Like, you know,
like two egg cups.

- Two what cups?
- Egg cups.

- Egg cups?
- Yeah.

Oh my god.

I can't think of a
measurement we could agree on.

I'm about to plate,
so you guys can all be

ready for service in a minute.

Yes, we're ready.

We're waiting on you.

♪

Can I get some girls
to galley, please?

Coming.

Do you want to just
start with those?

Mm-hmm.

Thank you.

OK, you can put the
mushroom sauce on top

of the-- on top of the beef.

Do you want this on
top of the fish as well?

Yes.

I don't--whenever the captain
is in here when I'm serving,

it's just adds
an element of stress.

I've already got
two girls in here.

I just--
- I can leave.

I'll do my own [indistinct].

I'm just trying to--

Oh, no.

Damn it.

It's all right.

I've got tissues.

Service is a
very critical time.

Now is not the time for me
to get into it with Jess.

She's got a reason why
she's in this place,

and there's nothing I say or
do is gonna get her out of it.

Only she can get
herself out of it.

Are we ready?

Yeah, just about.

You guys can
probably start going.

OK, these are just for
anybody but what's his

name, yeah?

The chick with the dark
hair is the pescatarian.

Yeah.

Tracy.
Pescatarian is getting fish.

Oh, OK, right.

♪

So for main course
this evening,

we have beef filet
with garlic pommes

puree, grilled asparagus,
and a wild mushroom ragu.

Enjoy.

Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

This looks great.

This meat is so good.

Would you like
to try my fish?

It's delicious.

♪

If you guys scrub, I will
just rinse from the top.

It's so much easier.

How good is that sunset
right there, boys and girls?

Wow.

- It doesn't look that bad.
- Nah.

You've got this.
I know they're gonna come out.

I'm actually freaking out.

[indistinct].

One is out.

Yeah, I'll figure
these ones out.

Would you like me to open
the [indistinct] for you?

- That one, too.
- ed.

Mm, it might be fine.
- Yeah.

Are we putting ice cream or
something on it to hide it?

No, unless we just
have to replate.

- Replate?
- [BLEEP]. I can't deal.

Interior, do you copy?

Have either of
you seen Jack or--

We don't care!

There's ice cream
and dessert melting.

Let's do that first, please.

Oh, oh.
There's a fight in there.

There was a fight in there.
- Listen.

I think that
first one is fine.

It's first.
It's just--

I'll give it to someone
that doesn't look fussy.

Nothing is going
my way today.

Everything is just
going to sh--.

OK, you guys take the ones
with the ice creams on.

Aren't there four
with ice cream on now?

Yep.
I need one more.

Yep.

For the love of god.

And that one, just give it
to someone who's not cute.

Ohh.

It's happened.

Yes.

Oh, that looks awesome.

[indistinct].

[indistinct chatter]

Yeah, we are.

We're not.

Are we upset?
I don't know.

I don't think we are.

I'm not.
[laughs]

I'm not.

I'm happy.

Look at me.
[laughs]

Yeah, I am----ing upset.

I don't like blowing out
somebody's candle to make

yours shine even brighter.

Can you send Jess
out one more time?

Absolutely.

She's just finishing
off dessert.

Hi, guys.

Oh, Jess, this is so awesome.

Well done.
Thank you so much.

Spectacular.

I'm so happy
you're enjoying it.

So we've got a flourless
chocolate lava cake.

Sorry, that one got a little
bit rough around the edges,

but it's just
chocolate goodness.

- Doesn't matter.
- Yeah.

- It's all good.
- He's fine.

- Well, have it when it's hot.
- Thank you.

- Get in there while it's hot.
- Yeah, thank you, Jess.

- It looks great.
- You're so, so welcome.

- Yeah.
- To Jess.

Hey!

Enjoy.

Sometimes you wish you could
catch the words as they come

out your mouth and you could
be less reactive, especially

in front of the guests.

But luckily,
they loved the food.

That's what I care about.

Slap me when I behave like
that because they're so nice,

and I'm such a dick.

That's just not cute.

Everything works out.

I know, but the anxiety I
had today was just like ugh.

I'm gonna go to laundry.
Are you guys good?

Yeah.

How do you spot a blind
man at a nude beach?

It's not hard.

Oh.
[laughter]

I got it.

That's good.
- That's good.

I don't like to go to
bed feeling irritated.

And if it's with the girls,
if it's with the captain,

I try and clear that
mess up before going

to sleep because
otherwise, I'm gonna

lie there stewing
all night instead

of just clearing it up.

Knock, knock.

Can I come in and chat?

Please.

Sorry about earlier.

I've just been having, like,
a really----ing weird day.

The girls were really
not on it tonight.

I expected that they had
looked at the preference sheet.

So after that, I was
just like, [BLEEP].

I don't like the way
I conducted myself.

I don't like the
way I spoke to you.

I apologize if I was rude.

It did piss me off,
because I came in to help.

[tense music]

I don't like the way
I conducted myself.

I don't like the
way I spoke to you.

I don't like the way
I spoke to the girls.

I could have conducted
myself better.

It did piss me off,
because I came in to help.

And I think you're
doing a great job.

Cool.

Well, I'll-- I'll rein it in.

Thank you.

[upbeat music]

Love you guys.
See ya. Cheers.

All right,
see you guys tomorrow.

Good night.

Night, Lexi.

♪

- I'm gonna go.
- OK, bye.

All right, see you later.

Good night.

When did Seth go to bed?

Like 5:00
or something like that.

5:00 p.m.?

I think so.

I think he gets
a real well rest.

[alarm rings]

[upbeat music]

♪

- Did you do my bed?
- Yeah.

- You did my bed.
- Yeah.

Oh my god.

But what did you
do with everything?

OK.

Oh my god.

That's amazing.

Thank you.

Good night.

I haven't been on night
shift in, like, six years.

And that was when I was
an entry-level deckhand.

Usually, I'm a captain
with, you know,

a million responsibilities.

But this is more
stressful for me

because I know how to do
all the higher-level things,

and I'm not able to
show my full potential.

[tense music]

♪

- Good morning.
- Oh, good morning.

I didn't see you there.
- Good morning.

Good morning, Kelly.

Can I get you any
coffees or tea?

Good-- good morning.

It's nice having
another deckhand again.

Yeah, right?

[indistinct chatter]

Thank you.

Are you going?

Am I going what?

On the excursion.

I didn't know there
was an excursion.

Lewis, come in.

Go ahead.

Can we have a quick meeting?

Copy.

♪

OK, so we need to leave the
boat with the guests at 12:30

for the paragliding session.

You're going with
them, I believe,

or someone that you can trust.

Yeah, I need to be here to
set up my obstacle course.

I think I need three hours
max to set that thing up.

OK.

3:30, boys arrive.

They want to do crew V. guests.

And I thought--
- At doing what?

--well, we've got
a big playing field.

We've got a huge field.
- Oh.

We can play rounders.

We can do tug of war.

You're gonna need all-- all
the crew there to do this.

Yeah.

OK, fair enough.

I don't know what
it is in his bones,

but he just wants to make
complications for me.

I don't quite understand.

It's already a busy day.

Faye is now wanting all
these games setting up.

He can never just say,
yeah, Faye, do you know what?

I agree with that.

Let's get it done.

I think she's
pushing too hard.

Thanks, Lewis.

[upbeat music]

♪

This is just gorgeous, man.

- It is.
- Yeah.

It's such a beautiful view.

So I'm gonna leave you
in charge of the setup.

OK.

So apparently,
there's an excursion today.

- Yes.
- [laughs]

Sorry.
Did you not know that?

No, I didn't.

The guests are
going parasailing.

Yeah, so 12:30,
you need to leave the boat,

and there will be a
car waiting for you

to take you to the field.

And what time do
we think lunch is?

1:00.

These are yours, Lex.

Playing cards all day
long is where it's at.

♪

[indistinct].
This shouldn't be back here.

They're all gonna fall off the
tender if you put them there.

♪

All crew on "Mercury,"
tender--

tender is going to shore.

I want to go fast.

- Ladies and gentlemen...
- Yeah.

All right.

Are we ready to
go paragliding?

Whoo!

I'm coming with you.

It's just us guys going, and
we'll meet everyone later.

I am so excited.

I'm scared.

♪

I don't know
why we don't have

one of those little carts
that collapses with, like,

the four wheels.

Yeah, for you.
You want to get married?

♪

OK.

Are we ready?

Ready.

Let's do this.

Kerry?
- Yeah.

I'm off now.

Are you off like a pack
of prawns in the sun?

[laughs] Yeah, hopefully
I smell better.

Wish us luck.
- All right, have fun.

Let's go.

Safety third.

[laughs]

All right,
all right, all right.

All right, all
right, all right.

Bon voyage.

Yeah!

♪

OK, just take it nice
and slow when you get off.

No rush.

This is gonna
be the only time

we can get a tan in Norway.

So just taking
all the same stuff,

dropping her off,
and then coming back?

- Yeah.
- You ready, Jess?

All righty,
go on an adventure.

♪

I think this is only,
like, a 12-minute ride,

so not so long.

Paragliding in Norway.

Yes!

Yeah.

- [laughs]
- Trolls?

Are you sure that's not Lewis?
- [laughs]

What doesn't make
an logical sense is,

why are there no deck crew
at the picnic site?

This is not an
interior adventure.

Like, it's a joke.

I don't know.

All right, am I--
- Thank you.

You're staying here?

She's right. The deck should
be helping Jess,

but I'm not in charge yet.

[laughs]

♪

Copy. Standby.

You want to lower it
Like, can you boom down?

♪

Hook it up.

I'm gonna need a hand
with one of the big cooler box,

because apparently, the boys do
nothing on this----ing boat.

Wait.
Where are the boys?

They're all on
the boat having

lunch like it's-- they're
on Granny's yacht.

These are really good.

What is that, Kit-Kat?

- You want to try a piece?
- No.

- You sure?
- Yeah.

OK.

Thank you, though.

More for me.

There's four boys
on the boat-- four.

[BLEEP] my----ing life.

Run, run!

- Ah!
- Oh my god.

- Ooh.
- Sh--.

[upbeat music]

♪

Guys, this is cute.

I'm really happy with this.

I'm just gonna
cut this chicken.

Do you still have
enough room over there?

That's good.

No, let me just pull
this straight first.

Esta bien, buddy.

[upbeat music]

Are you kidding me, you guys?

Seriously?

Look at Jeff right by the edge.

That kind of freaks
me out a little bit.

So we are going to fly
here out over the town

and over the landing.

That green field
is the landing.

The tricky part is the
takeoff where you have to run.

Run, Forrest, run.

[laughs]

- The girls are gonna go first.
- The girls are going first.

OK.

Because they
want to go drink.

Here is the harness, and you
have also a rescue harness.

She's trying to
hold it together.

I know.

Yes.

- Why?
- The guests want us to wear

the Norwegian ones.

All right, we'll
wear them tomorrow.

- Thank you so much.
- You're so welcome.

Sleep tight.

OK.

This is gonna be so fun.

I'll race you to the top.

Do you think you can beat me?

Dude, we can fight on top,
and I'll kick your ass now.

[laughs]

[tense music]

How you doing, sweetie?

Good.
And I'm running that way?

Oh.

Run!

What?

Are we-- am I going this way?

Run, run!

Ah!

- Oh my god.
- Oh!

- Ah!
- Oh my----ing god.

Ooh.

Are you all right?

- I'm fine.
- Are you OK?

Are you OK?
OK, let's go again.

Well, these girls
are definitely

keeping the tension going.

Oh my god.

Ah.

OK.

Oh my gosh.

- Ah!
- Yeah!

- Oh my god.
- José! José!

[BLEEP].

Here we go.

Oh my god.
I feel like I'm gonna fall.

Yay.

Whoo.

At least she got
off the ground.

No doubt.
I was kind of--

I was a little nervous.

I was like, that's my wife.

Oh, they're coming.

Look at that.

That actually looks fun.
I probably would do that.

Wow.
It does take a while.

It's not like a fall-fall.

Crazy train.

Man, this thing
takes forever.

Yeah, I just put
it on extra speed.

You should've did
that from the start.

I didn't realize.

Oh, Tracy.

You got it, girl.
- Run.

- Go, Tracy!
- Oh my----ing god.

Run, run, run!

Run, run. Come on.
More, more, more.

- Oh, yeah!

- Whoo!
- Oh my gosh.

I'm trying to get in
the scene.

Oh.

Oh my gosh.

- Whoo!
- Whoa.

♪

All right,
Stef's landing right now.

She's landing.

Oh god.

[laughs]

Yeah, she did it.

We got one safe.

Whoo!

Welcome.

Amazing.

- We fell really hard.
- Did you?

- Yeah.
- Oh, no.

We're fine.
- Oh my god.

- All right, Lex.
- OK, here we go.

Here we go.
Here we go.

Go, go, go.

Oh, [BLEEP].

[BLEEP].

Oh my goodness.

We're OK.
- Did I stop running?

[funky music]

♪

That looked amazing.
How was it?

That was so fun.
I was--

You killed it.

--I never would have
done that in my life.

Would you like some
champagne to celebrate?

- Yes.
- All right, cheers.

Team Norway.

Stick the landing.

Congrats.

That was awesome.

You stuck the landing.

So you guys have salt
and pepper, correct?

The guests like
to eat healthy.

So I just want to
make a Greek lunch.

I love the flavors.

So it's kind of like
elevated picnic.

♪

I just wish that the guests all
sat down at the same time.

Oh.
[laughs]

Perfect.

♪

It looks bigger than before.

That's what she said.

[laughs]

- Would you like any salad?
- Mm.

Yes, please.

I'm glad, though, that
we did the ladies first.

- Me too.
- So we have-- this is chicken,

and burrata, and arugula.

This is smoked salmon,
sun-dried tomatoes,

roast veggies, and quinoa.

And then we've got
some lamb as well.

Everything's been so good.
Thank you so much.

You're so welcome.
Have fun.

Thank you.

I want to go back
to the boat so I can

vacuum before they get back.

The only reason I don't want
you to go back is,

because we have to play
them in games.

But I thought it
was because the boys

were gonna be here that we were
gonna do tug of war and stuff.

Now we can't.
There's no way.

It's been real,
and it's been fun.

- Oh, bye.
- See you later.

Love you.

I would really like Jess
if this was the Jess

that we got all the time.

Close the door.

It's not gonna close itself.

But I feel like
this is the Jess

that she just puts
on to try to get

us to forget her bad behavior.

Is someone going?

That's someone.

Yeah!

[together]
Whoo!

You made it.
You made it. You made it.

Run.

Run, run, run.
Oh, run! You didn't run.

When Dave comes down
we have to do the siren,

'cause we all made it.

How fun was that?

It looked awesome.

That was amazing.

Faye, Faye? Jess.

Go ahead, darling.

Hey, darling.

Just letting you know that
I'm gonna come back down.

So I'm gonna try and
head to the picnic area.

Just checking on how--
how are you guys?

The picnic area is fine.

I've just left with Kasie.

We're heading back to the boat.

I am not surprised
that Jess didn't

do what I asked them to do, but
we are supposed to be a team.

They're all meant
to respect me.

I said I needed all my crew to
get involved with these guests

today for the games.

It was my request.

Oof.
If you work against me,

it'll be probably the biggest
mistake you'll ever make.

For [BLEEP] sake.

I don't know why
I----ing bother.

I really don't
know why I bother.

[tense music]

How are you guys?

The picnic area is fine.

I've just left with Kasie.

We're heading back to the boat.

I said I needed all
my crew to get involved

with these guests today.

It was my request.

OK, see you soon.

For [BLEEP] sake.

I don't know why
I----ing bother.

I don't know why she
makes more work for herself

when it's unnecessary.

♪

You know?
- Mm-hmm.

- Oh my god.
- Oh my god.

Yeah.

- Come on.
- Hey.

- Come on.
- Let me help.

Give me a--
- There you go.

--give me the backpack.

I think that's your one.

Thank you, Mike.

Thank you.

Have you had a beer
and some beverages?

Man, she is taking
good care of us.

- Yeah?
- Ah, thanks.

She is unbelievable.

Where the [BLEEP]
are my crew?

I just want to climb on it.

It looks so fun.

And then you can, like,
push people off of it.

Louis, we need muscles.

We can't do these
setups on our own.

Like, carrying those
ropes, all that stuff,

it's like, we need-- we
need deck crew to be there.

You're right.

We've been sat here on our
arses enjoying your lunch.

I didn't think that that's
what you were just doing.

What would be wonderful
is if two deck crew could

go over there and participate.

Any support would be greatly
appreciated and carrying

chairs, tables, ropes, lines.

OK, thank you.

I don't even
know if they know

what is being asked of them.

Like, Lewis needs to manage
his deck crew better.

We did it, but it wasn't fun.

Whatever's going on with the
interior and the exterior,

I don't really want
to be part of it,

but somehow I am
piggy in the middle.

If you can flip it on
one try, you're a badass.

Wow.

Hey!

Let's go.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- Cheers, everybody.
- Cheers.

- Good job, you guys.
- Cheers.

Yep.

To Faye and team, by the way.

- Hey.
- Faye, that was awesome.

Well done, guys.

And everyone's safe.

It definitely
was an adventure.

Holy smokes.

The vegetable quinoa
is really good.

Why has Kasie gone
back to the boat

when I said everyone
should be here?

Because she wants to vacuum,
and she

was gonna set up for dinner.
- Yeah, but she could have

vacuumed this morning,
but she didn't because

I needed her here
to play games with the guests.

So the crew is
coming here, and we're

gonna have a competition.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

[upbeat music]

[line trilling]

Hey, Faye.

Hey, Kerry.
How's it going?

Fantabulous.

Yourself?

Yeah, kind of OK.

I just wondered what's
going on back at the boat

because we did plan on
doing some games here

at the field with all the
crew, and no one's here.

Lewis? Kasie?

- Yeah?
- Come speak to Faye, please.

Hi, Faye.

We're on our way shortly
with some deckhands.

OK.

Kasie, are you coming?

Do you want me to come back?

Well, that was the
whole plan, that we

do a crew rounders thing.

Are we gonna have
time for that, Faye?

Because I've set up
an obstacle course.

And it's already nearly 5:00.

[tense music]

- It's just--
- Faye?

Yeah, I'm--
I'm just thinking because,

like, I told the guests
that we would all be here.

And I know we've got
an obstacle course.

That's fine.

But I just feel like no one's,
like, sticking to the plan.

I think I thought
the plan had changed

once the guys decided
to do the obstacle

course here on the boat.

No, no, the plan changes
when I say the plan changes.

And I haven't said that, so...

♪

Next time on
"Below Deck Adventure"--

So--

What do you mean?

I bring a lot to the table.

And as far as the
bosun position--

Yeah.

--I just feel like I
could run us to the finish

line at a way higher level.

I just asked
once-- just once--

for you guys to just,
you know, chip in.

And you couldn't even do it.

I'm not gonna be the nice,
bubbly chief stew that they've

had the whole time.

You all have zero
respect for me.

So I'm gonna
arrange a day off

tomorrow where
you guys are gonna

go on your own adventure.

Whoa.

Oh.

Oh, it's gonna be so cold.

Oh!

Oh.