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Previously
on "Below Deck Adventure"...

You're going
to the center of the Earth.

We're having our first
candlelit cave adventure.

- Kiss her.
- Kiss her!

Tell us
about the excursion today.

Just ask Kasie.

Kyle tried to make out
with her.

- Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo!
- [squeals]

So epaulets for you.

See, we have the same one.

Are you third or second?

[giggles]
- I have no idea.

I used to be Kasie's
chief stew.

I don't want Faye to think

that Kasie is, like,
better than me.

Guys, to the first charter
being done.

- Cheers.
- Mazel tov.

[cheering]

I'm doing about 20 of these
before I leave here.

One more drink
and that's light's out.

I would like for this matter
to be taken care of.

But if feel like if I am
to go to Lewis right now,

he's gonna want to be
soft, talk.

I have an issue
with my roommate.

Like he wanna fight me.

Threats of violence
is instant dismissal.

Uh, mate, I've had a complaint
from the crew

about some of your behavior.

Kyle's leaving us.

Yeah, he's leave--
he's leaving now.

You're gonna be a man down.
Is this wise?

Not-not my decision.

If Nathan came to me,

we could've sorted things out
a little easier.

See you.

I'm going out
with my head high,

my cowboy hat on.

And wherever the wind blows
I'm going,

breaking hearts along the way.

[laughs]

[adventurous music]

♪

[upbeat music]

♪

I-I can finish the windows.

Just start doing
the rail here.

No. Sneaky button.

I found a sneaky button

and it threw off
my whole vibe.

I hate those sneaky buttons.

I know!

We better get someone
in here,

like, ASAP-APs.

And everything's gonna, like,
land on Nathan and Mike.

All crew, all crew.

Meet in the crew nest.

Team, I had
a very busy day today.

I asked Kyle to resign.

[tense music]

Oh, sh--.

♪

Kyle was a little rough
on the edges.

Thought I could work with him.

But I won't put up
with violence

or threats on this vessel.

I don't want make it seem
as if I'm gonna throw

underneath the bus.

I-I really didn't want
to make it a big issue.

But then you would have
had to live like that.

We're all tired.
We all work long days.

You just want to be able
to go to bed

and feel like, "Okay,
I'm safe and I'm comfortable."

Yeah.
No, you did the right thing.

I feel sh---y right now.

I don't want my crew
looking at me

as if I caused this dude
to get fired.

But true bottom line,
if you're a douchebag,

you're gonna have
to pay the price.

Now that we're a man down,

if you guys know of anybody
to help us out...

- Oh, yeah.
- Let me know.

Like a deckhand?
Like, another deckhand?

I mean, like,
we pick up charter tomorrow,

so what are--what is--
- We're gonna rally.

♪

All right, we're all good.
Thank you, guys.

Thank you.

♪

I wasn't gonna come
to any of you guys

and start complaining
about someone.

Nah, leave it up
to the captain.

I kind of like having
only three deck guys.

'Cause that means, like,
more of us get to go

on excursions, even though
we got more work to do.

Yeah.

We need to cleanse
this energy.

We need good vibes, people.

So there's definitely
some bad juju.

Burn some palo santo,
clear the vibes.

Come here.
Clean your aura quickly.

♪

Bye.

♪

I wanted to see
if you needed help.

I'm kind of trying...

- Ooh, what's this?
- To sort through all of this.

I know. It's all the plastics.

How are you doing?

Good. Oh, my gosh
I couldn't believe

about the whole Kyle thing.
- It was weird.

I felt, like, sad.

And now I feel
really weird about it

because I didn't realize
he was--

like, that all was going on.

And it's funny,
instantly I pegged him

as, like, a red personality.

♪

What do you mean by "red"?

Like-like, okay,
so sometimes, like,

I will, like,
color-code people,

like, right when I meet them.

So, like--
- What do you mean?

I don't know.
Like, everyone gets a color

in my brain, so--

Like, red, yellow, green?

Like, good, okay, bad?
- [laughs]

No, there's no--
there's no bad colors.

It's just something that I--
I do to help myself, like,

work with others.

I don't like using
the word aura

because it's a little too
hippie for me.

But I definitely
associate people

with personality colors.

For him, like, instantly,

like, I was like,
"Oh, he's red."

[chuckles]
- Interesting.

It's not necessarily
that, like,

every red personality is bad.

I'm dominant in red as well.
So is Faye.

But for Kyle,

I think that because
he's a red personality

and he's also an atomic bomb,
that can be a little dangerous.

I've never heard that before
and I----ing love it.

It's weird. [chuckles]

Also, like,
we're down a deckhand.

♪

It's gonna be
another hectic charter, then.

[chuckles]
- Yeah.

Heads of departments,

meet me in the wheelhouse,
please

for a preference sheet meeting.

I'm on my way, Kerry.

Okay, let's go.

Hi.
- Oh, the good stuff.

Some for you.

The commonwealth's teatime, eh?

- Yeah.
- All righty.

So we've got seven ladies and a
gentlemen from North Carolina.

This charter's celebrating

Lauran Harris'
and Christy Ballard's

recent divorces.

"Seeking sugar daddies."

Our kind of chick.
- "Rich Norwegians welcome."

All right.

Are they quite fancy,
these folk?

They like clean food so I'm--
this is my dream.

I'm really excited because

the guests say
that they're foodies.

I want to make the food, like,
clean and sophisticated.

Mediocrity is not an option
here, bitches.

Seafood, grits--um--
- Grits?

It's very--
it's a very American thing.

But I-I like it.
- I know.

In the Carolinas
that's a big thing, grits.

It's just what we can source
here in Norway.

I'm not sure we're gonna
be able to get all of this.

These ladies,
they know what they want.

And that worries me
a little bit

because I have to try
and source what they're after.

Don't panic.
They're here for the adventure.

They're here
for the experience.

What about
excursion preferences?

This is something
they really want to do.

The guests have requested
to bike down Troll Road.

Trollstigen road
was constructed in the 1930s.

It's considered the most
scenic road in Norway

and one of the most dangerous
roads in Europe.

This is an epic adventure,
but it can be quite dangerous.

- The road snakes...
- I know.

There's trolls hiding
in the mountains.

So I need to work out

how long this excursion's
gonna be.

And I need to be there beforehand.

Don't get your...

knickers in a knot.
- Knickers in a twist.

both: Yeah.
- Great job.

I'm gonna get on the phone
to Provisions.

[upbeat music]

Hey, it's Faye again.
How are you doing?

My guests are American

and they're quite into rosés,
20-year-old port.

It's quite important.

They want
Southern-style grits.

Can we source that?

Okay, thanks.

Having a breakdown.

Do you feel a bit better
now Kyle's gone?

Yeah. I mean,
he was a little disrespectful

some of the times.

But, let me tell you,
I don't get mad easily.

I think he--
- I think it's just the way

he's used to doing things
in Texas.

He did something similar
to me,

like, the first day
of the first charter.

- What?
- Better.

If you don't, you better sleep
with your eyes open, then.

You just had to ask.

I-I thought he was joking
a lot of the time.

But he doesn't laugh
when he's joking.

Yeah.

Nathan didn't fire him.
Kerry did.

It's not--it's not Nathan's
fault.

I'm mainly just upset
that Nathan didn't think

I could deal with it

or was a little bit embarrassed.

But surely it would be easier
going to me

than it would be
going to Kerry.

- Talking about--
- Just Kyle.

Just wondering if--
if Nathan's feeling

a little better now?

But I guess Kyle's gone

and we're just gonna have
to move on.

It's gonna get harder,
but at the moment

I just need you and Mike
just to step it up a gear

and protect us all
from the Australian wrath

for when it finally
comes down on us.

♪

Do you want help
with anything?

No, doll, everything's done.

♪

I feel like
that'd make me dizzy.

[chuckles]
Just being like this?

Yeah.
[both chuckle]

I've just found
a black dress.

- A medium one?
- Yeah.

Can we go for a walk?

- Are we allowed?
- I want to go.

See if this
is Captain's dress.

Oh, I think this actually--
this is yours, this is yours.

I think it's gonna be
too short.

- Maybe a little bit.
- Is it yours?

I don't think
it's either of ours.

Oh, it's that new stew
I'm getting.

I mean--
[laughter]

- Oh, no.
- No way.

Look at the sky.
It was so pretty.

- I know, I saw.
- [gasps]

Hurry, it's going down.

I'll take a short walk.

What happened to the rest
of our entourage?

I'm gonna get
a nice little workout.

Look how pink it is.

Wow. [chuckles]
- Oh, my gosh.

Sun never sets in Norway.

It just kind of gets red.

I have to send this to Kim.

- Kim?
- Yeah, my mother.

Oh, yeah?

That's her name.

Your parents are
pretty well-traveled

from what you say.

- Mm-hmm.
- You've been all over.

- Yeah.
- They're just in the place.

They used to go backpacking
with me, actually.

- With you?
- Yeah.

Like, we did some backpacking...

Like, a whole family
backpacking tour.

- Yeah, like, the three of us.
- Like, hostels backpacking?

- Oh, yeah.
- Wow.

They were hosteling it.
[chuckles]

It's funny 'cause, like,
I don't know.

I always thought
I was gonna do that.

I'm like, "I'm gonna do,
like, adventurous backpacking

and stay in cheap hostels."

And now I'm like,
"I kind of like hotels."

Oh, yeah.
No, I've definitely gotten

more luxurious
as the time has gone on.

I think yachting
really ruined it for me.

- Made you posh?
- I just--yeah.

[laughs] Growing up
with my twin sister Lindsay,

I thought it'd be, like,
a little bit easier

to talk to women.

Actually, I think
that probably hurt me.

I feel like I don't--
I'm not polite to them.

I'm not--you know, they just--
like, they're annoying.

So that's probably
why I'm single.

I wouldn't say I'm posh,
but--

Gotta get back
on those dirty tankers.

That'll bring you right back.
- [laughs]

Kasie seems like
she could be interesting.

I'm--you know, there's a bit of
an attraction for sure, yeah.

She's got that kind of
eccentric, mysterious side

that I kind of want
to unravel.

Call me Sherlock Holmes.
I solve mysteries.

Wonder where we're going
this time.

It's all just
one big adventure, isn't it?

That's why you have to live
every day to the fullest.

That's what Kyle did.
Look where that ended him.

[laughs] Okay,
I shouldn't laugh at that.

Coming up...

Exterior, us girls could do
with a hand.

Jeez, Faye is so loud.

We've got sh-- to do as well.

Exterior crew,
is anybody not busy?

We need a bit of help. Ugh.

[upbeat music]

[grunting]

- Kay, good night.
- Good night.

♪

- Yellow.
- What?

♪

Coffee now.

- Coffee?
- Yeah.

Ugh, I need my coffee.

♪

You wanna get rained on?

That's why
we have the rain gear on.

All crew,
provisions arriving.

Can you take that
straight to the galley for me?

- Okay, let's make a train.
- All right.

I'ma start moving
the fresh stuff first.

Is this glass?
- Yeah. Careful.

[glass shatters]
- Ooh.

Oh, Kasie, be careful.

So there's about 12 bottles
of champagne in here.

Just line everything here.

We good to go?
- Yeah.

Thanks, guys.

No, why do you dab
instead of rub?

If you rub,
you leave streaks.

- Hi.
- Good morning. How's it going?

These are beautiful.

I just feel instantly happy
when I see the flowers.

Aww. [chuckles]

- This is for your cabin, mate.
- [chuckles]

Aha.

Look what Lewis brought you.
- [laughs]

We don't have enough flowers.

Aah! Oh, my God.

Deck boys are gonna kill me.
- Yeah, they are.

Aw, [BLEEP]. Ugh!

G'day, this is Kerry
from my yacht "Mercury."

I'm trying to figure out
what's happening

with our replacement here
on the deck.

All right, well,
I'll look for the email today.

And I'll get back to you
on feedback.

Thanks again, bye.

♪

[vacuum whirring]

All crew,
let's get into our whites.

And also,
I'll be driving the tender

to pick up the guests.

And I'll bring Nathan with me.

♪

Rapido, rapido, rapido.

My trousers have got tight.
I've put on weight.

Went hard with the cologne, huh?

- With this charter...
- Yeah.

Obviously,
we're stepping up a level.

So makeup on all the time.

Let's wear our hair
exactly the same.

Same kind of lipstick,
same kind of makeup.

Got it.

So our eyes are all
fantastic, face is fantastic.

I didn't know
that wearing makeup was, like,

the most important thing
about my job.

Lipstick
a little bit more powerful.

I mean, why would anybody
be required to wear makeup

to clean a toilet?

Did you wash my blacks,
do you know?

'Cause they're
so----ing tight.

Well, I have been eating
a lot lately,

but I can't believe
how tight they've become.

- They look okay.
- Thank you, babe.

All crew, all crew,

I'm just changing
into my whites.

He's really gonna know
when I kiss frogs

with my red lipstick.

Nathan, Nathan,
head down to the tender, mate.

Come on back, please.

We're gonna go pick up
the guests.

I'm a team player.
I really do believe in that.

It's not below me to do
any job on the boat.

I've done most of them before.

This charter's gonna be
a hard yakka.

We're a man down.
Kyle is gone.

But I know the team can rally.

Hard yakka. Hard work.

Interior crew,
interior crew

down to the guest cabins, please.

I haven't driven
this bad boy, yet, man.

We gonna be good, man.
We gonna be good.

Let's do it, man.

Waters, they're either
to the side...

- Yup.
- Or in the middle.

Okay.

But everyone
has to be the same.

- Pick up for "Mercury"?
- Hi, there.

all: Hi.
- Hey.

Your Uber has arrived.

All right, ready?
Let's take a deep breath.

G'day, I'm Kerry.
Welcome aboard.

I feel like
at least my head is buzzing.

And I feel like I'm stressing
and we shouldn't be

'cause we've got this.

Look at this
cute little nugget.

Mm-hmm.

Would you like
to pray with us?

- Absolutely.
- Okay.

[exhales] Okay.

[soft dramatic music]

- I'll pray.
- All right.

Oh, my gosh.

When I get back to the boat,

I gotta let
the whole crew know

this is, like,
a religious group.

Dear loving Father,

thank you for this precious
time together

with new friends
and old friends.

Don't say one foul language.
Be on your best behavior.

We're actually on top
of our sh--.

You look like Snow White
'cause you're, like,

super, super pale
and you have dark hair.

Uh, [BLEEP] you.

Lord, thank you for Jesus.

And please guard our hearts

as we set out
on this adventure.

Make sure everything
is----ing perfect.

all: Amen.

- Let's go!
- Whoo-hoo!

- What's your name, honey?
- I'm Nathan.

- Whoo-hoo.
- Yeah.

Just sit right there, man.
Just sit right there.

[giggles] I mean, is it--

[all laugh]
- Let's start this.

Off--off the bat.

Do we got
the Chippendales coming?

- You want to sit down?
- That's for sure.

Nathan, where are you from
originally?

I'm from Bahamas, actually.

- Oh, nice.
- Which one?

God bless us. [chuckles]

All crew, all crew.
We'll be there in five minutes.

Five minutes.

It is done, it is done. Okay.

♪

Kay, we need a basket
for towels.

I saw loads of baskets--
ow, [BLEEP].

Oh, my God, look at my toe.

[gasps] Did you just do that?

Oh, [BLEEP].

Hey, can you look
at these wires, mate?

Can you help me?
- What do you want?

Like, this not to be--
- I want it not to be visible.

All crew, all crew,
do you copy?

We are heading back.

I just nearly took
my----ing toe off.

Does anybody copy me?

Oh, my God,
I haven't got a radio

and I really need one.

Does anyone have
Faye's radio?

Can I clip it to the inside?
Would you mind?

It's gonna be--
- No, no, I don't mind.

Test, test.
Excuse me, ladies.

Um, Nathan, can you hear me
come through?

Can you put your ear in?
- Is this them here?

That's him right there.

He didn't say he was inbound.
Radio?

- Where's your radio?
- Yeah, where's your radio?

My radio is in the galley.

Okay. It should be on you.

All crew, all crew.

Three minutes out.
Do I get a "copy"?

Yeah, yeah, we copy.
You're coming through, bro.

[broken audio, radio static]

♪

- Coming up...
- Do you have sweet tea?

Sweet tea?

I'm British.
I was drinking cups of tea

out of, like, my bottle.

And I don't know
what she's saying.

She said sweet tea.

That's why I didn't get it.
- Hmm?

All crew, all crew.

Three minutes out.
Do I get a "copy"?

Yeah, yeah we copy.
You're coming through, bro.

[broken audio, radio static]

Oh, my God.

Need everybody to be ready
on the aft deck.

We can copy. We can copy.

Thank you, thank you.

All crew to the aft deck.
All crew to the aft deck.

- Hi.
- Ease the bow, please.

Both: Ease the bow.
- That's right, ease the bow.

- Ease it.
- Chick-a-wow-wow.

[laughter]
- Get it, girl.

I just nearly took
my toe off.

- You may disembark.
- Go ahead, sugar.

Bringing up that rear.

Hello.

- Hello. Welcome aboard.
- Thank you.

What's your name?
- Mike.

- Mike, nice to meet you.
- I'll be your deckhand.

Welcome aboard.

- Wow, you're all so beautiful!
- I'm Anne.

These ladies look
very high-class.

And I think high-maintenance.

Have a tie, mate?
One of these shoes

are probably worth more
than we make in a month.

Thank you for having us.
That is darlin'.

Ladies and gentlemen,
on behalf of the crew

of "Mercury," welcome aboard
to your Norway adventure.

Thank you.

This is our chief stew here, Faye.

She will show you
around the vessel

while we get the boat
ready to leave.

So let me show you
around the boat.

We're gonna start from the top.

Did you want me and Lewis
to go and get the luggage?

- We'll get the luggage.
- Sure?

Yeah, we're gonna get it. Yeah.

Awesome, thank you.

Okay, so this is
the sundeck.

- So beautiful up here.
- Beautiful.

Everybody loves
to just chill out up here.

I think we've got
great weather.

It's not every day
you come to Norway.

This is the bridge deck.

This is going to be
where you'll be dining

most of the time.
- So beautiful.

All right. Good job.

I'm going to take you down
to your guest quarters.

- I need a map.
- Absolutely gorgeous.

Ooh, it feels good down here.

So are you friends
and family and yeah?

both: Yes.
- Nice.

Michael is your son.
- My son.

- Okay, thought so.
- Yes, yes.

Lovely. So we've got
two double rooms.

So this is the primary suite.

- This is a nice room.
- Oh!

You're gonna love the flowers
in this one.

Those are perfect.

I'm gonna do this one
with Christy.

Mom, do you want to be with me?

- No, this is fine.
- Okay. All right.

We're rolling with it, then.

And just call me
if you need anything.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

We'll start to bring
luggage down.

They're all very handsome.

This is a good-looking crew
we got.

Yes, there's
a little smoke show up there.

[sensual music]

♪

Yeah, good thing
most of us are single.

Hint, hint.
- Hint, hint. That's right.

Don't let this ring fool you.
It means nothing.

I bought it for myself.
[laughter]

Are there big bags
left up top?

- There's more.
- A lot more?

Should we do
the same drink again

or should we do this?
I think the same drink again.

Yeah.
- Yeah?

All right,
I'll get the raspberries.

Got a beautiful boat
to explore.

We all standing in the hallway.

- Should we go back upstairs?
- Yeah.

[laughter]

Bring that down to mild boil.

♪

Lillian, can I offer you
a glass of bubbles?

- No, thank you.
- Can I get you anything else?

Sweet--
do you have sweet tea?

Sweet tea?

Tell me what it's like.
I've got every kind of tea.

You put, like,
sugar in regular tea.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

both: Okay.

- No worries. I can get that.
- Thank you.

I'm British.

I was drinking cups of tea
out of, like, my bottle.

And I don't know
what she's saying.

All crew,
prepare for departure

in 20 minutes.

♪

Did they order
something else?

Sweet tea.

But isn't it that she wants,
like, iced tea?

Well, she said "sweet tea."
That's why I didn't get it.

It's a Southern thing.

I think it's iced tea
with sugar.

Good here, good here.

"Eagle" has landed.

Our captain is hot, too.

Okay, guys.

Everyone in position please
for departure.

- [chuckles]
- Okay.

♪

- Drumroll.
- Taste test.

Perfect.
[all cheering]

Okay, bow to stern.

[epic music]

Bow line in.

♪

Let's make sure we leave
all fenders over

until in give instructions
to [indistinct].

♪

- Whoo.
- Miss Kyle now.

[sighs] I know, right?

♪

Okay, guys,
fenders away, please.

Fenders away.

Deckies,
let's get in our blues.

- Mike copies.
- Copy, copy.

Thank you everybody,
you did a fantastic job.

♪

[laughter]

I need some socks
or slippers or something.

I'm gonna grab you some.

♪

Oh, my God.

Faye, this flower,
I just tried to fix it.

That was all over the floor.
I just brought it inside.

And we need to get
the deck guys

just to wash off
the green stuff.

Exterior crew,
is anybody not busy?

The flowers went over
and they went on the teak

on the main aft deck.

Okay, copy, copy.

- You look like a Ghostbuster.
- I know, right?

Nathan...

if they turn up, just put it
behind your back and just...

disappear.
- [laughs]

Everybody happy?
Anyone need more drinks?

Did you have the Tito's
that I requested?

Uh, no, we can't source that
here in Norway.

- What?
- Not Tito's, no.

I'll take a Malibu rum
with pineapple juice

and just a shot of OJ.

- Oh, absolutely.
- And I'll have

another one of these
with just a little bit

of lime juice. No salt.

Okay.

I feel like I've messed up
already.

I want these guests to say

"This was the best holiday
that I've ever had."

But if I an gonna have
to keep saying,

"Oh, sorry,
I don't have this,"

or "Sorry, I don't have that,"

I'm not sure
I'm gonna achieve that.

As messy in here as it is,
please, like--

it's so many empty bottles.
- Every time I come back here

I try to spruce it up
as best as I can

in the time that I have.
- Okay.

♪

All right. Slippers?

Do you also have
San Pellegrino?

- We have sparkling, um--
- Any sparkling?

Yes. Mineral water.

Could you ask them
if I can have--

The sweet tea, right?

- Yes.
- Absolutely.

It would be much better
if y'all had a pitcher.

- Yeah.
- Thanks, I need your help.

What's wrong?
- I'm just trying to remember

all the drink orders.
- Oh, my God.

- There we are.
- Did you have lunch yet?

- No.
- Lewis, Lewis.

- Lewis.
- Can you send somebody,

please, to the Stew pantry?

- What do you need?
- Water with lemon.

Yes.

- I think Shannon and I...
- Rosé.

- Definitely drink more red.
- Okay, I'll bring some more.

- And more rosé.
- Clean these glasses.

These guys
are gonna be tricky.

What's going on?
What are they asking for?

May I please have
some more rosé?

Yes.

Do you mind washing
these too? I'm so sorry.

Yeah, that's kind of
my limit, though.

I want to go to lunch.

I mean, our drinks
are never gonna stop.

Deck crew, Lewis.

I really,
really appreciate you.

Thanks. Go team.

Can you go help
in the stew pantry, please?

- [clicks tongue]
- Just for, like, ten minutes.

Ugh.

Yeah, I'm--let me just get
a couple more bites

then I'll do it.
- No, no, no. You've got--

we've got two hours.

Exterior, us girls could do
with a hand.

Just the--the pantry.

Jeez, Faye is so loud.

I want you guys to eat.

'Cause if you don't eat
and then we get there,

then you ain't eating.
- Yeah.

If the stews ask you
to do anything else,

just radio me and ask.

And maybe that will get
the message to them--

I just want to slyly tell them

that we've got sh-- to do
as well.

Faye already knows
I'm a deckhand down.

And it's a bit
bloody presumptuous of her

to think that she can keep
stealing my deckhands

whenever she wants.

They're just getting
a bit used to it.

Yeah.

We need a bit of help.

We didn't get
that much earlier.

He needs to help with what?

Just, can you just go check
on the girls?

Just say, "Can we do anything?"

Well, we're just having
a crew meeting.

I will go myself--
- Oh, sorry.

I didn't know you was
having a meeting.

Ugh!

Coming up...
- Egg whites.

I don't like these.
Did you have grits or no?

We don't, unfortunately.
We couldn't source that.

Oh.
[sputters]

Sorry. We can't get that.

Next time
we're bringing a bag

full of just food and snacks.

[upbeat music]

I tell you what,
how about the poor souls

that were just cruising around
in the Mediterranean?

And we're, like,
out here in this.

It's absolutely breathtaking.
[laughter]

Standby, put anchor.

Three shackles. Release.

[chain rattling]
[splash]

♪

Medium stay.
11 o'clock.

That's three shackles
to the water line.

Copy, copy.

Have you been to Norway
before this trip?

Not before this, no.

So you've never been
in these waters before?

I've never driven a boat before.

[laughter]
- Perfect, perfect.

All right.
Paddle boards? Kayaks?

I like kayaking
'cause you're gonna get in

a little workout.
- Right?

Let's go get changed.

We need to get you
to bed soon, Mike.

What's the new schedule?

I haven't even made it yet.

But we'll get this stuff
in the water

and then you can go to bed.

- We're good. Let's do it.
- That is ready to go.

Oh, that's good.
[splash]

Do you know
what the water temp is?

Cold.
Like, 16 degrees Celsius.

That sounds cold.

Would you like
a paddle board?

- I would love a paddle board.
- Let's go! [indistinct]

[chuckles]

Bye.

Oh, she knows
how to paddle board.

Look at that.
Oh!

- Nope. I didn't.
- [chuckles]

♪

It's very cold in there.

- I know. That's--
- Very, very cold.

That's why I don't want
to do it.

both: Whoo!

- Ow, ow, ow!
- Yes!

[laughter]
- Oh, sh--.

Like, beautiful.
Look at this.

[laughter]

You look ridic--

[laughs]

Mike, it's bedtime.

- Right now?
- Yeah.

Okay, guests
are all doing water sports.

All seem happy.
Everyone change into blacks.

♪

[spoon clangs]
- Hi.

You guys got
a lot of seaweed.

We're having a seaweed bath.
Yes!

I'm gonna wrap
that shaza all over me.

You're badass.

All right, let's do this.

Don't you think
lie it down flat,

like, as thick as we can?

What are you gonna do,
roll in it?

Yes.

I want as much of these...
- Oh, my God.

Phytonutrients in my skin
as I can get.

There's bugs in it, though.

- Well, you better get naked.
- Oh, my gosh.

How does it feel?
Here you go.

Oh, it's amazing.

Maybe the seaweed will be
great for her skin.

But I doubt it.

I feel like I'm at the spa.

- It's gross.
- [cackles]

And it's probably not good
for the deck, either.

Are you still all okay
for having dinner inside?

Or are you--
do you want it outside?

- I think inside tonight.
- I do too.

- Inside?
- Yep.

So they're gonna probably
be eating dinner at 9:00.

I'm laying the table.

Plates over there. Perfect.

I love
what you're doing here.

You get it, girl.
You just make that fun.

Main course, I think we want
to do on the blue.

So do you have
your girl, now?

Uh, no, I don't.

- You don't?
- No.

Nobody?

[tense notes]

It's a good thing,
it's a good thing.

- Mm.
- Yeah.

[quirky upbeat music]

When charter guests hit
on me,

sometimes it can be
a little awkward.

You just want to, like--
- Huh?

- What's that?
- What? Go ahead.

- You go ahead.
- No, you first.

- You go ahead. You go ahead.
- You first. You first.

- You go ahead.
- [chuckles]

Ladies before gentlemen.

Okay, I was just gonna say
you're a little bashful.

I seem shy? I'm not shy.

Okay, I-I don't know.

I like when I can be
center of attention

for, like, small little doses.

Then I have to go run and hide

for, like, five hours
or something.

Ten hours later,

"I still need
a little more time."

[grunts]

both: Knock, knock.

G'day. You gonna come in?

- Can we come in?
- Please.

- [giggles]
- We would love to see in here.

- Yeah.
- Oh, my goodness.

- Heaps of buttons to press.
- Wow, this is incredible.

It'd be even more exciting
if I knew what it did.

- Oh, yeah.
- [laughs]

You keep saying that,
but somehow we're trusting you.

Okay? We're trusting you.
- [laughs] Yeah, yeah.

Would you join us
for dinner tonight?

- I'd love to.
- Okay, great.

- Yeah.
- Great.

- Absolutely.
- Can I get you more cheese?

You need to go run downstairs
and get more cheese.

Okay, this--

Kay, I'm gonna get
the bowls.

- Copy.
- Copy.

Beautiful.

These ladies said
that they wanted

beautiful,
well-presented food.

So I'm their girl.

Let's get bougie, people.

- I like that one.
- The white one?

Yeah.
It's kind of fun.

- Hello, hello.
- Would it be possible

to get a hair dryer?
- Absolutely, yeah.

Um, I need to talk
to Kerry.

Yes. They said they want
to eat upstairs.

- [laughs]
- Yes.

- I've asked them three times.
- I just spoke with them,

and they're sitting upstairs.

Are you pranking me?

There's no way
I can set all this up upstairs.

Yes, I am pranking you.

This is fantastic.
You've done a brilliant job.

- Getting the gin out now.
- This is five-star.

I really, really am trying

to put on
this beautiful display,

something to distract them
from the things

that I haven't been able
to source.

I'm just gonna jazz it up
and make it look five-star

as much as I can.

It's all about presentation,
right?

- It is.
- Oh, thank you so much.

Absolutely. My pleasure.

Any more drinks?

Oh, you guys look nice.
- Thank you.

- Yeah.
- [chuckles]

It might take us
a few minutes

just to kind of reset.

Let me see what I can do.
- Fantastic.

[dramatic music]

♪

Um, and they want
to eat outside, now.

What?

They want
to eat outside now.

- Why?
- 'Cause it's nice out.

[chuckles weakly]

So we have to move
all the sh-- up.

- Who told you?
- Primary.

Has she seen the setup, then?

♪

I'll go talk to them.

[dramatic music]

I don't know what to do.

This charter's
challenging enough as it is,

and I'm quite disheartened
and frustrated.

Ugh!

Ugh!

What happened?

- This is just a disaster.
- Disaster.

Nathan.
Nathan, Lewis.

Go ahead, Lewis.

You're off.
Go down for dinner.

Muchas gracias, mi amigo.

[upbeat music]

Lauran, can I just show you
the setup

just to see how you like it
and--

- Yeah.
- 'Cause, um--

Yeah, absolutely.

So we've gone with a bit
of a Viking theme tonight,

just to show you.

We've got some wines
and cheese out

to have a little nibble on.

Would it be possible
for us to move it outside?

Do you want to eat upstairs
or, like, here--

Let me check
the temperature...

- Yeah.
- Just to see...

the temperature's fine, so
let's just--we'll go upstairs.

Yeah?

- Yes, ma'am.
- Yeah, sure.

It will take me, I think,
maybe ten minutes

to pop it upstairs.

All right.
- Thank you.

I worked so hard
for my table décor

and now I have to move it all?

It's not exactly the answer
I was looking for.

[chuckles]

♪

I was on a platform with--
I don't know her name.

I don't know
any of their names.

What happened?

Oh, little flirtatious
things, you know?

These women are getting,
like--

I don't know how long
they've been divorced for,

but it's their "divorce party."

Really? Oh!

- Kasie, do you copy?
- Go ahead.

Can I have a hand
moving everything upstairs?

Boys as well,
if you're not busy.

I'm pretty sure Michael
would share his chair

with the captain, happily.
- I mean, have you heard

his accent?
- Well, we all will share...

- Sure. [laughs]
- Our chair.

He's not gonna have
a more fun time

than with us.
- Of course.

I'm sure you were in there
when you heard.

So I appreciate your help.

- Where does it need to go?
- It needs to go

from the main salon
to the bridge deck aft.

- Yeah, good.
- Of course.

Okay, do you have
any more boys about?

No. I don't even have time
to do this myself.

But let's get it done.

I'll start
with table decorations.

[honks clank together]

♪

Might as well just, like,
chew up another one of these.

I will do that.

♪

You're beautiful.
[chuckles]

Get the wine and cheese
and everything

so people can be grazing
over there.

So they were not happy

that they had
to move everything.

Well, it's okay.
They can deal with it.

Oh, look
at this beautiful table.

- I know.
- This is so cute.

Love the Viking theme.

Girl, what's the ETA
with dinner?

We can do starter
in about five minutes.

Are you not cold?
Do you have a jacket?

I'm actually--I do.
I have one on my chair.

Okay.

Well, it didn't feel
this cold,

like, before the sun set.

Well, you kind of
should have known.

Like, it's cold out here.

I don't want
the scallops to get cold.

I'm gonna not be happy.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

Kerry, Kerry,
if you'd like to come join

the guests at the table,
they're all seated.

Copy, copy.
I'll be there momentarily.

[upbeat music]

Welcome to dinner.

- Thank you for inviting me.
- Thanks for joining us.

- You get a very special seat.
- I do.

Head of table.
[laughter]

Good. We're done, we're done,

we're done.
- We're done?

Yeah. Oriana, you take two.
I'll take two.

Yes!
[laughter]

Me too, honey. Me too.

I like how we're being tame.

I know we are.
We're being good.

Mm.

We've got bourbon
butter scallops,

charred corn,
and a cauliflower purée

with just a touch of beets
just for color.

Bon appétit.
- Beautiful.

Thank you so much.

This gonna be good, y'all.

You were right.

Listen,
I don't like scallops,

but these are very good.
- I'm the same.

I'm not a scallop person,
but these are great.

- They're delicious.
- Yeah.

- They all say it's delicious.
- Perfect. Thank you.

♪

So Kerry,
what did you love to do

while you were a child
that made you want to--

- Nothing to do with this.
- Yeah.

I grew up in the Outback.

There was no career on boats.
- Yeah.

Yeah, I just kind of
fell into it.

All guests are done eating, Jess.

I'm gonna start to clear.
- Copy.

When we were kids,

we'd go to a bunch of islands
just off the coast.

I remember sitting there

watching these guys
in their Speedos loving life.

[laughs]

You're hanging on that.
[laughter]

Kerry's asked me
to make his meat dead,

which--that is what I'm doing.

How can he want his steak
really well done?

He's Australian.
- I know.

♪

Hey, it's gonna be
a long day for you.

I'm sorry about that.
Mike's got the worst shift.

But he's got
a really good rest beforehand

to get him into the rhythm.

This is
a really complicated order.

I need everyone to focus
and not [BLEEP] it up.

All right,
so are your children

also dual citizens?

They're all born
in West Palm.

- Oh.
- My ex-wife was Canadian.

- Okay.
- I'm divorced now.

- So are we, so are we.
- Cheers.

Cheers.

These ladies are gonna get
on a yacht

and celebrate their divorce.

I celebrated mine recently

with a bottle of Cristal.

And, uh, my girlfriend and I
drank it together.

- What happened with her?
- [laughs]

There was no Speedo,
so she left.

[laughter]

- These three are medium rare.
- She's taking these two.

- These three are medium rare.
- Yeah.

But I have
a Turkish girlfriend.

- That is spicy.
- Yeah, very.

She says to me,
"So what's it like to have

such an exotic girlfriend?"
- Ah.

And I'm like,
"What's it like to have

such an exotic boyfriend?"
[laughter]

- Beautiful.
- Thank you.

- Medium rare?
- Yes, thank you.

So for the main course
this evening,

we have au gratin potatoes,
wagyu beef filet,

mushroom à la créme,
grilled asparagus,

and oven-roasted tomatoes.

- Thank you.
- Bon appétit.

Thank you so much.

Mmm.
This is amazing.

- It's very good.
- It is.

- Pardon my reach.
- Thank you.

Is it in your boob?

- Oh, no!
- We can find it.

I don't know
what those are anymore.

Oh!

♪

That was a great dinner, right?

- Beautiful dinner.
- Have a great night.

Thank you.

We'll see youse
in the morning.

- Yes.
- All right.

Likewise.

Like, where's an area
we can lounge indoors?

Kasie, Kasie, well done.

Go to bed.
See you in the morning.

Okay, I'm gonna
go start outside.

Okay, I'm gonna come
with you.

♪

If you could just do
a walkaround.

The table needs to be wiped,

ready for breakfast
in the morning.

Make sure, you know,
things are unplugged,

lights are switched off.

Can you polish
the cutlery for me?

- Yeah.
- Okay, I'm going to bed.

♪

Good night.
You sleep tight, okay?

Thank you.
Yeah, I'll be down later.

♪

Captain Kerry
ain't currently,

but we decided
we were gonna harass him.

I have the architectural map
in my head.

Okay, let's go.
It's only 1:00 in the morning.

♪

Hi, guys,
where are you going?

- We're investigating.
- Do whatever you want.

[laughter]

I have a good idea.

Y'all just, like,
leave him a note

and put them all up
on his door.

You don't, realistically,
want the guests

waking up
your sleeping captain,

but you kind of always
have to be thinking,

you know,
how can you compromise?

It's all about the tip.
[chuckles]

[laughter]

Text me.
[laughter]

This is why I love
sticky notes.

Coming up...

No time to come
have a meeting in the galley.

[pan clatters]
Jesus Christ.

[alarm clock beeping]

[upbeat music]

♪

Good morning!

Good.

Absolutely.

And one more latte, please.

I do.
I sound like I smoked,

like, four packs of cigarettes
yesterday?

Is that what I sound like
right now?

[laughs]

They were funny, dude.

They got all drunk up
last night.

This is what I sound like
after drinking

eight days straight.

[laughs]

Please secure both tenders,

'cause they're both unsecured currently.

[clears throat] Do you know
where the ladies are at?

I was gonna go
and talk with them.

- About what?
- Just to say g'day,

see how they're doing.
- Oh, good, yes.

- Yeah?
- Liven the mood up, please.

♪

Jess, I ordered you
one of these.

Do you want it?
- Yeah.

Okay, we'll drop
the guests off

to do their excursion.

Then the car will take us
where we need to go

where we quickly set up.
- Okay, perfect.

What is--I need a time.

We will be at the dock
at 1:00.

12:45, I'll be ready.

Is everyone still doing okay?

Are you feeling
like you're getting hungry...

- Yeah.
- For breakfast?

- Yeah, I think so.
- Yes, we are.

- Yeah? Okay.
- Is--breakfast is up or down?

- It's down.
- Down one level. Okay.

♪

Have a cereal station
set up.

Anybody want some cereal?

Good morning.
both: Morning.

Where's the rest
of the crowd?

Uh, I think
they were changing and...

- Yeah?
- Yeah, getting--

maybe getting ready.
- So I'll come back again.

Are there any bikes
with training wheels?

Pardon?
[laughter]

- Yeah, training wheels. Yeah?
- Hold on a minute?

[laughter]

- I'll be back.
- I think--I think you need

to come back here.
- Oh, I'll be back.

- [laughs]
- That was the best part.

Huh? I know.

It's so----ing flat
and clear.

Good morning.

Can I get you something
for breakfast?

- Yes.
- Did you have grits or no?

[suspenseful dramatic music]

We don't, unfortunately.
I'm sorry.

We couldn't source that here.

Oh. [sputters]
Okay.

I'll just have
scrambled eggs.

Do you have fresh tomatoes?
Like, garden-fresh tomatoes?

Or is that an option?
- Oh.

Sorry, can't get that.

Next time we're bringing
a bag

full of, like,
just food and snacks.

- Yeah.
- Okay?

- We got it.
- I mean, I would love

sliced tomato with avocado
and drizzle of balsamic.

It would be really nice.

Okay, so we need
three scrambled eggs.

Someone wants egg whites only

with avocado and fresh tomato
on the side.

- Cool.
- And she wants it

softly scrambled.
- Perfect.

Get a guy that's sitting
in the crew mess

shooting the breeze
to make some toast for you.

They can do something useful
with their lives.

I want to go swimming today.

I'm excited to go biking, man.

Hey, anyone in the crew mess
who's free,

I need some toast to be made
for guest breakfast, please.

- Copy that.
- Thank you.

That's for Jean.

You know, she's got a plate
in front of her right now.

I'm looking for Mike.
I just need him in the bow.

- Let me get the door for you.
- Yeah, thank you.

My son is
a terrible dog parent,

'cause he doesn't send me
any pictures of him.

Scrambled eggs
with avocado and fresh tomato.

Well, they were supposed
to be egg whites.

- It was egg whites.
- Yeah, so I don't want--

And then someone else had--

well, the egg whites
are coming.

- Okay.
- So who had the normal one

with avocado and tomato?

That was me
but with egg whites.

I don't like these.

It--can I do them
more well-done?

- Okay. Too soft for you?
- Yes.

- Okay.
- They're--mine too.

- Okay.
- Bless it.

[dramatic music]

No, no, no, no, no,
not now.

Breakfast.
- I came--I came to him

in order to--so what is it
you wanted us to get done?

Sorry, I'm, like,
half preparing a picnic,

half preparing breakfast.

No time to come have a meeting
in the galley.

[pan clatters]
[BLEEP].

- Oops.
- Jesus.

[BLEEP].

They said the eggs
are too soft now.

Yeah.

Are you okay?

I'm not going to be able
to do a lot of things now

because my whole hand is
- ed.

I just don't know
what's gonna happen.

[groans]

Next time
on "Below Deck Adventure"...

Oh, my God,
that's what we're doing?

I think I could be
a biker!

[all screaming]

- Whoo!
- Whoo!

Deck crew,
we're gonna need suitcases

in the guest corridor.

They are gonna start packing.
- Okay, copy that.

Apparently it takes
about an hour

to get your suitcase here.

They're really mad
about the suitcases.

I asked them to get it
40 minutes ago.

I know.

[chuckles]
Things are moving quickly.

Let's just say
there's things going on

under the bubbles
that people can't see.

- Lewis.
- Faye.

I just quickly read an email
from the uniform guy.

Ah, I know, we're getting
new epaulets.

Yeah, but you ordered one
for a stew.

Oriana said she only had
one stripe.

- Really?
- Isn't she your second?

She could have said,
"I want second epaulets."

But she went behind my back
to Lewis.

Oriana is very calculated.
She's thirsty for power.

I'm a nice person,
but don't [BLEEP] with me.

Yeah.