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6:20 give me that jab at Molly

are you fucking kidding me

seriously come here seriously alright

are you kidding me do you even know what you're doing

have a seat

this is fucked up this is like so fucked up

I I don't even know where to begin

hey Rex come on in here like seriously

like what do you need what's going on here

she's giving me a hard time hard time listen

this is so fucked up

I would never steal anything in my life ever

so I'm just gonna leave wait

wait wait no

no sit down lady no

seriously seriously

no no

no no

you should sit on her you know

this is ridiculous

you're telling me you keep trying to escape

well stay with put yeah

cause you're trying to accuse me of something

I didn't even fucking do what's the story here

what's going on with this one huh

we caught her stealing no

stealing what something I owned myself

I mean like seriously yeah

yeah our employees say they saw you take something

what would I have taken

and you've been struggling ever since

you could have come in here quietly

and just discuss this are you wrestling me

I know but you're like accusing me of doing something

you know that's that's what they do

they're always aggressive

the ones that steal the most are always aggressive oh

so that's what you're gonna try

well if you didn't do anything wrong

you would have just come right back here and said

oh no here's

this is supposed to be the walls back here yeah

and be treated like I'm a thief

we do it all the time really

yeah but we really have to use handcuffs yeah

we haven't used those in years

it oh oh

and

I'm the first person you've had to handcuff in years

yeah that's how aggressive you are

I'm telling you this is stupid

I'm out of here hey

sit down sit down

sit down God Jesus

you're lucky my hands are cuffed

well now she's threatening us yeah

she's threatening us whatever

I mean okay

two against one when you're this aggressive

yeah I need some help

oh my God yeah

he lost his knees out in the war yeah

well

I'm gonna take out his other knee right in the middle

Jesus

like I might take yours out too if you're not careful

we have some special special case for her uh alright

you won't nail her down I'm gonna go collect evidence

okay evidence

there isn't any evidence to collect

hurry back yeah okay

I'm sit all right

come here you know what

we can do this rationally

I can ask you a few questions

I need a cover to the goddamn chair

oh oh yeah right

good cop bad cop

is that what this is all about

no no

we're both good cops good oh

I would say we're both dealing with that haha

alright depends on you lady

we can be good cops we can be real bad cops well

because you're accusing me of something I didn't do

and I would never do I this is ridiculous

you know

this is a prize they always they always say that oh

I didn't do that I didn't do that

like I would come in here and take any

any anything jewelry

whatever it is you seem to think I've taken

all right you know what

just hand me your wallet and we'll be okay well

if I could give you my wallet I would

but my hands are tied

you seem like you have any wallets

I don't have any wallets

if you can see I would give you yeah

she don't

you give us less of a hard time if we take those off

cooperate a little and we can get this over with yeah

yeah cause if you didn't steal

I think this will go real quick

take your information and fine pat you down

do whatever you want take the fucking cuffs off

this is ridiculous all right

let me get the key

I want you to stand up real quick stay put

stay put Jess

do we still have the key

really excuse me

I'm gonna make sure you have no weapons on you

or anything any weapons on me literally

I'm having trouble finding the key

you have trouble finding the key

the key okay

I don't think this is acceptable

hold on I'm trying to stay still alright

I found it hey

stay still listen

you got the keys yeah

here why don't you here

let me tell you something

when these come off why don't these come off

you gotta sit down

Jesus until I get my lawyer lawyer yeah

why do you need a lawyer if you didn't steal anything

yeah huh

cause of how you guys are treating me

that's how I treat everybody

there we go Jesus

oh still

still hold on

i'mma cuff you to this chair

if you don't behave like I'm some criminal

yeah like you're some criminal

yeah exactly

come sit sit

sit sit sit sit

sit sit

sit sit

sit Jesus

that's so hard oh my God

save this for later

what

what now so what brought you into the store today

to shop okay

no I came to just steal

is that what you said is that a confession

I came to shop well

if you came to shop where's your

where's your wallet your money

your ID anything

you guys jerked me out of the store

so it's down there somewhere

you're jerking who off what

no you guys put me in handcuffs and stroll me up here

and left my wallet wherever it is down there

I don't see no wallet you see a wallet

I didn't see a wallet see a wallet

no I can check the tapes factually

we'll check the tapes now Omg

is this like a scam or something

you guys do this all the time or what

no no no

no answer uh huh

let's make this easy just give me your information

and we can run this process clear

you have any wrong doings and you could be on your way

my information yeah

your name address

why would I give somebody I don't know my information

cause you're in my store you're accused of stealing

oh my gosh so I'm just gonna give you my name

my number and where I live

I don't need your phone number

but your name and address Fine

Sloan Rider Sloan Rider

Jesus

Los Angeles

alright Los Angeles where in Los Angeles

Bloomington 2 7 0 1 Bloomington Dale

2 7 0 1 Bloomington Dale

that sounds like a fancy street

it is a fancy street I don't need to steal anything

well you look like you're put together well

why would you steal that's exactly right

why would I steal all right

like no reason to steal no reason to steal

no reason to be sitting in this chair

where's your partner

he's checking the tapes and looking for your wallet

that you said you dropped

it's somewhere down there

because you jerked me away from it

well you were resisting

and all I wanted to do was ask you questions yeah

like I stole something yeah

exactly

that's my job

to assess that you're not stealing something

go about this process and let you go

I don't know in fact

stand up so I can search you

well I'm telling you

there is nothing on me that I would have stolen

oh my God

I didn't find anything we searching yeah

you didn't find my wallet

no you didn't see me walk in with a wallet nothing

I'm telling excuse me

just what keep your hands what

hey hey

pay attention don't look

look forward don't stare at us okay

this is ridiculous this will be over fast soon

this is ridiculous

what are you doing checking these long ass boots

well for some boots

there's anything in there

my feet feet

I love feet my feet excuse me

what are you doing

this is the craziest search I've ever

I think she needs to take her clothes off

yeah go ahead and remove your articles of clothing

what are you staring at him for

take your shirt off are you kidding me

no does it look like I'm kidding

and if I don't then I'm calling the cops

you're gonna call the cops

yeah whoa

whoa whoa whoa

you call them whoa

you got him on speed dial

seriously yeah

we don't need to call the cops here

no we'll call them

no we're whatever

they can do this that's ridiculous

they can probably beat you

I'm a grown woman

I do not need to have the cops called on me

you sure about that grown women go to jail

every day yeah

seriously yeah

yes for fuck's sake

so take my dress off yeah

yeah absolutely

why am I taking my dress off

so we can search you further right

Jesus you guys ought to have your license is taken away

license license license well lady

happy now very happy

what is uh you uh

never know what you're gonna get do you

no that's why I love this job

what the fuck alright just just

what do you do for a living lady

Facebook Facebook

goodness gracious

oh oh

what kind of search is this

I want to make sure you have nothing on you

but does it look like I have much on me

no what the hell

did you come from some sort of medieval

okay let's have a seat have a seat

you're getting too aggressive here Jesus

what's with this lady I'm like

we have a 51 50 case or something here you think what

you gonna give me my dress back

no I'm looking for stuff in here okay

Jesus in my dress yeah

we saw you in the jewelry department taking some things

we're trying to make sure where they went

the jewelry department well

I think you can see for yourself there

you went in there nothing actually

I think we should check there

we probably should you know what

these rings look familiar

so does that watch I'm gonna go check the tapes

and see if she stole anything from

the jewelry department

why don't you take her over here yeah

the entire store there's cameras everywhere oh

and then he's gonna go check the cameras

and talk to the employees

that suggest that you may have taken things

and then he's gonna come back in

and we're gonna get to the bottom of this

oh

hmm I didn't know you had cameras

why you worried

well

I've had this story in in these glasses for a while

yeah yeah

and there's a lot of stories that

seem a little concerned now

well

I mean

you know it's

I just think they had cameras

okay so that's probably not always great

to have cameras there's cameras all over the store yeah

like everywhere there's some in here as well

so you know what I discovered

I don't know what's that

you know those glasses look familiar

the watch is familiar and the so is the ring

she took them all huh

yeah she did

lots of stores have stuff like this

oh really

let me see let me take these off you real quick

oh yeah

with the pearl back definitely a trademark of our brand

hand over the watch and the ring

alright I might have tried them on

tried them on just tried them on

the hell you gave me

to make me have to bring in a second person well

and now you're copying up shit you stole

I didn't steal it I was just trying it

on if I hadn't pulled you in here

and had the assistance of Rex here

you'd be out the door

with our possessions all right

our merchandise how much you think this is

these are i'mma tell you

these are expensive it's jail time for sure

oh yeah more than that

come on guys I didn't need

I was just okay well

well well

let's talk about this let's talk about this

I just want to see what they look like on me

all the way into here huh

well hahaha

OK yeah

how they look now how they look huh

well what are we doing

am I calling the cops they look better

they look better first

back on the shelf first

I don't think they were right from the start

stand up come on

I really what are we

what's he doing hey

why'd you look the other way

God damn it I need records of you

let's do it here

there we go Jesus

was that so hard

I didn't know I was gonna get like

I didn't know I can have someone stealing in my store

I was just trying it on I'm like

can I pay you for it sure give me your wallet

should have paid for it to begin with

well we wouldn't be here now

give me your wallet it's down somewhere downstairs

no it's not

you never came in here with a wallet

see the thing about those cameras

they showed that as well

from when I walked in the store

from the very time you walked in

I think I did leave my wallet in my car

oh in your car

I already checked that too

so you give her the sunglasses to go check yeah

no you think it's funny huh

well no

I don't really think it's funny

I just have a seat I

what are you standing up for huh

because you told me to haha

you know

um well

like now what now what

now

we're gonna keep searching and see what else there is

on you

take those boots off

you can see I don't have anything on

take those boots off

alright

you want my sock off yes

give me your sock alright

I'll take it hey

I'll take this

I really wasn't gonna steal it

I was just trying them on

if that was the case you wouldn't be in here now right

well

have you not caught me I wouldn't be in here at all

have you ever looked at it that way

spoken like a truth thief

now you're gonna call me a thief yeah

now you're a thief well

you're in here for stealing okay

but I didn't leave the store

that's 'cause I stopped you

well but I wasn't see how that all works out

you make it sound like I was like planning something

you were planning to steal

yeah that's

you don't know that I was planning to steal anything

well then how come you shut up with no wallet

you parked your car really far away

cause even my parking lot cameras can't find you

that's usually two

traces of someone who's gonna do some shady shit

plus you're wearing the merchandise

and the tags are off of everything

I was just trying it on I really was

and the tags got in the way

yes you just tore them off

well I wanted to see how it looked alright

I've had enough of this yeah

that's how I feel

alright well

we're gonna have to do a cavity search on you

make sure you have nothing else inside of you

a a cavity search

yeah a cavity search

stand up come on

are you kidding me yeah

no we're not kidding you bend over

are you kidding bend over

legs apart legs apart

here I'll hold the light

a

the light yeah

the light so I can see inside of you Jesus

are you kidding me oh no

hey hey

what are you doing you want the cops to do this

is this what you want lady

no but seriously

just look forward oh my God

think of George Washington

my goodness alright

get up is this even legal

you're cops this isn't legal

yeah we're definitely cops okay

well I don't think this is legal

do you think this is legal

I don't think they give a shit if this is legal

do you guys care

are you still talking lady

what's your deal

I'm just trying to tell you that there we go

now we can

hey hey

hey hey

where you going where you going

hold still well

you're have you not noticed

you're doing something inappropriate yeah

hold still what are you looking at us

look forward Jesus

this one's this one's a lot of work

screw you guys are interesting

oh yeah we're trying to look deep in there okay

say so I think you hey

that's rude that's not rude

we're trying to that is rude

every time you talk it makes your insides move

so can you shut up oh

find it there no

I don't feel anything up there

how's it feel does it is it

it feels very inappropriate is how it feels

is it tight though or is it really tight

really tight okay

okay well

get real deep in there if it's really tight

are you kidding no

we're not kidding well

I don't think you're gonna find anything in there

do you uh

give me a minute or so and I'll figure that out

where'd you look in there

you got a longer finger I got some lizard fingers here

alright hold on lizard lizard fingers yeah

look forward alright

stop oh my gosh

there we go oh

whoa whoa whoa hey

out loud yeah

no I don't see anything in there really

this is the most messed up situation I've ever been

in may have to use the whole fist

the whole fist you think

no it's I can't get a second finger in there

it's just a little too it's pretty tight yeah

no there's nothing nothing in there yeah

I could have told you that well

I didn't know that do you guys listen

you have a record of lying

sit back in the chair come on

get out of there get out of there

there we go I'm pretty sure this isn't legal

you know I'm pretty sure I don't care

I'm going from one thing to the next yeah

I just I really don't care

here I take this right with it and the camera

yeah the camera

it's part of the part of the

you guys are like camera happy

there's camera here camera there

well yeah

you that's how we caught you

you see cameras are effective

they work well

I think there's some like somewhere that's not illegal

sure somewhere

not here in the same place

stealing is illegal yeah

okay do we have to go out someplace

will chop your arms off

you want us to chop your arm off

oh my God now we're now you're gonna get violent

no but we could call the cops

alright well

what do we got against her officer

the sunglasses the watch

the ring yeah

all the resistance there's two rings actually

there's a smaller one and a big one too

two rings two rings yeah

so she didn't hold back no

no no so we got that got a line to us too

definitely

come on

and there's something going on with this ghetto yeah

what what the hell do you do for a living lady

what the fuck you a power your superhero or something

it's not really any of your business

it's not any of my business why

I'm making it my business

that's what we're doing

so now what I'm wearing is a crime too

I was wondering what the fuck is wrong with you

that's all has nothing to do with a crime

did you steal that you see there's

you think there's like a giant s

underneath what I'm wearing here

no

maybe do you think I got bad ears or some shit

maybe you're a superhero maybe Catwoman

I'm like Catwoman you know what I'm saying

super thief super thief yeah

oh oh

super thief alright

really we're gonna do anyway yeah

so you're looking at jail

I'm not going to jail yeah

you realize the ring the glasses

two rings the glasses and the watch

that's over uh over 900 bucks 12 if you have them up

there's over $9,000

I don't know how they even let you have that shit

that's what I said couldn't fucking believe it

well you seen those

those are real diamonds you know what

let's get it off now what I think

oh do we search her

I don't remember I think we searched her

did you search her yeah

we searched her pretty well

you searched me I want to search her

completely searched me it's a beautiful body oh

so sorry now we're gonna throw a compliment

well just

trying to figure out

how to get you out of this situation

I mean we can call the cops or

you know you're kind of dressed for alternative action

I'd say definitely alternatively dressed

maybe there's something you could do for us

and yeah I have an idea yeah

well maybe something you do for me

you can

I don't want to share well

you kind of have to okay fine

I'm like so

so what are we talking about

I put in the work alright

what are we talking about here what do you think

are you you do something for us

saying I do a little something for you

and you do a little something for me

and this just kind of well

it's not for you goes under the table

I can make a lemonade with those beautiful nipples

lemonade yes oh

so are we gonna have a deal or what are we doing here

yeah let's show

let's see how willing you are to cooperate yeah

yeah

convince us not to call the police

you know I think you know what we're talking about yeah

no you know exactly what we're talking about here

I think I uh

probably can do even better than that yeah

yeah what do you yeah

well I think I can probably take you both on at once

yeah I

I think I don't know

let's see that

maybe you guys just got more than you bargained for

you think so yeah

maybe it's my turn to be in charge

oh that's what she does

maybe that's exactly what we need to do

what do you think

you guys think you know what you're in for

but you don't

oh geez

oh shit

oh Jesus

the hell do we get ourselves into

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God oh

my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

oh my God

all right get over here and fuck me

come on where where

where on the table

fuck me on the table okay

fuck me let me

that's what you want lady

yeah fuck me on the table and I'll suck

come on dude

oh okay

hmm hmm

come on

baby come on

oh he's chasing

I'm trying lady

oh fuck

fuck

fuck

come down lady

there we go

oh God

oh shit

there you go come here come here

oh fuck

oh fuck there

keep fucking

keep fucking

keep fucking don't stop

OK what's the chair

chair chair yeah

I mean a chair chair

I sit on a chair lady

you go sit on a chair so you sit on a chair

Jesus

oh

my God ride you

ride you

ride you suck my ass

suck my ass there we go

suck my ass oh my God

oh oh

so goddamn aggressive fuck yeah baby

gosh you can fuck give me this

don't stop fucking me don't stop fucking me

is that what you want lady

oh my fuck

just like that fucking hard

oh fuck

oh there we go baby

just shove it in shove it all the way in

shove it all the way in fuck you

oh my God

fuck oh fuck

oh hold on a sec

oh my God I'm sorry

oh she gonna break her leg off

oh oh

oh

okay gonna write the first cowboy cowgirl

cowgirl

come over here you come over here okay

that's what you want lady

yeah that's exactly what I want

slow down here we go

come over here no

come over here just like that

there we go there we go

ohh

ohh

ohh ohh

ohh

ohh

oh my God

oh

careful now careful now

fuck you fuck you

keep fucking me baby

fuck me harder fuck me harder

fuck fuck

oh shit

oh fuck you

fucking me you fucking don't stop

don't stop oh

fuck you fuck you

oh my God

my turn yet lady

your turn

oh the chair the chair

alright

oh

god fuck

fuck grind my hips

grind it fucking grind it

oh oh

fuck yeah

fuck don't stop fucking me

keep going fucking harder fuck faster

oh fuck

fuck fuck

oh babe

fuck yeah

keep going keep going

oh my God

oh my God

oh oh

oh oh

oh my God

oh Steve

here we go here we go

ah

ah ah

ah ah

just plays a handful oh

my God

oh shit

fuck

oh my God

yeah go bother him first

alright bother me

bother me yeah

I want you to go bother him first

yeah count the shit out of me count the shit out of me

fuck give it to me

awesome

give it to me hard oh fuck

oh fuck yeah

oh fuck yeah

keep going yeah

oh oh

fuck

here let me put it out

ah

ah

give me your cock ah try it

stop don't say that

hmm hmm

hmm hmm

hmm hmm

oh keep fucking me

keep fucking me there you go

oh yes

fuck fuck

oh yes

look her over here

get her close to the table

there we go thank you buddy

oh yes

oh that's better that's better

keep going

nice

yes

yes

stuck it baby

like it anymore

fuck baby

you come over here now you come over here

can you just

there we go fucking twist me around I love it to be

just like that

oh fuck

oh yeah

fuck yeah

balls deep balls deep

oh my God

oh there you go

oh fuck

oh fuck you fucking

can you throw me around throw me around

throw me around spin her

around spin her around

there we go spin her around like that stay on your back

there we go

okay

stay right there

there we go

oh my God

oh my God

it's okay it's okay

it's okay it's okay

oh yes

oh yes

alright spin around again

you stay there spin around there we go

there we go

oh oh oh

oh oh

oh oh

oh fuck oh

fuck balls deep

balls deep oh

oh oh

oh

oh oh fuck fuck

oh fuck

oh Jesus fuck oh

what do I do with this lady

oh

my God oh

my God like that

just like that

oh my God

oh

fuck fuck

fuck fuck

fuck oh fuck

fuck

ah ah ah

fuck that feels so fucking good

I can't stop it feels so good ah

ah ah ah

ah ah ah

just like that just like that

oh my God

oh

fuck

oh fuck

don't stop

don't stop hmm hmm

hmm hmm hmm

oh oh oh

fuck oh

fuck oh

fuck go go

oh fuck fuck

fuck fuck

that

you stay there

sit around the table

just like that

just like that

just like that

that's perfect

there we go

oh

yes

oh yes

that's right

oh

fuck

oh fuck oh

fuck oh

fuck oh fuck

fuck yeah

fuck oh

my God oh ah

take turns around in this bitch

oh fuck oh

fuck

oh yeah I'm good

oh yeah

oh

just like that oh can you turn around

you can turn around the other side there we go

just like that oh yeah

that feels good

oh yeah

perfect

oh yeah

oh yes

oh yes

oh my God

that's so fucking good

oh she likes it

fucking deep oh fuck

oh

fuck

oh my God look at those babies

oh fuck oh

fuck oh

fuck yeah oh

fuck yeah oh

fuck oh

fuck that was deep oh fuck

oh oh

oh oh

oh oh man fuck

don't stop don't stop fuck fuck

fuck ah ah ah

ah ah

ah ah

oh fuck yeah oh

oh fuck

give it to me baby

fuck me fuck me hard oh

fuck ah ah

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oh

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oh my God

oh

oh

hmm

oh

hmm

ah

what about McDonald's table

ah lay on your back

stay right there stay right there

oh fuck oh

fuck

oh Steve

that was so good so fucking hard oh

right there right there

right there oh

fuck babe oh

oh oh

fuck yeah oh

oh oh

oh oh oh

oh fuck oh

fuck I'm gonna come

I'm gonna come I'm gonna come

oh

ha ha ha oh

fuck yeah

fuck ha ha

ha

oh fuck oh

oh oh oh

oh fuck baby oh

fuck

scoop scoop

there we go

there we go

there we go

oh fuck oh

fuck it yeah

fuck oh

oh oh oh

oh oh oh

oh oh

just like that oh

fuck yeah oh

fuck oh

fuck baby

oh oh

oh yeah

oh yeah oh

fuck me oh

fuck oh fuck

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

oh yeah

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oh my God

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oh fuck yeah

that's awesome is that what you wanted

that is exactly what I wanted

oh you sick bitch

I am done with you you sit and you get your clothes on

alright you

you got it lady

okay now I gotta get my shit together

and you're next you wait