All language subtitles for Sweet Summer.Сладостное лето (1986)

Is that guy in the car driving by?

Yeah.

I'm so sick of going to school.

Oh, no. School's out.

Thank you, sir. Yeehaw. Yeah.

Guys, let's go on vacation.

And how are we going to pay the rent?
Come on. Let's have fun first, pay rent

later. Right.

I'm signing out of the air. Okay.

Let's go to Reno.

Let's go to the beach somewhere.

Reina with no money. Right.

You can make some money, Reina.

Oh,

you're going to lift me up with that guy
going by. She's the one that he was

looking at.

Not me, man.

Monkey shorts.

She's going to blow up her skirt.

No, sir. What are you doing?

I'm hot.

I'm going to take a shower real soon.

Oh, yeah? What are you going to do in
the shower?

I'm going to go. I'm hot.

I'm going to go.

You're always hot. Talk to you in a
little bit.

Yeah,

get them both.

Why can't we be any guys like this at
school?

Maybe I'll meet somebody cute.

Be nice.

Bring them home.

I have a little roommate.

Oh, eat me up.

Oh, I'd like to do this down in the
Bahamas or something.

On the beach, laying there, having you
do this to me. So why don't we?

You want to? Yeah.

She's so worried about the damn rent,
though.

We'll go down and meet some hot guys.

Yeah.

Disgusting. Don't you ever knock?

As your landlady, it's bad enough having
to live behind you girls without having

to witness that kind of trashy behavior.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, let me tell you. In two weeks,
your rent's due. Yeah. And after that,

it's going to be even more because the
summer's coming up.

You all are going to have to look for
jobs.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

You won't have time for that kind of
nonsense.

Okay.

Why don't you use my younger sister as a
role model?

She lives with me. I know she'd never do
anything like that.

Start looking for work, babe.

Rainy? Oh, I just had to tell you. I had
the extremely unpleasant experience of

walking in on one of those girls who
lives up front.

You wouldn't believe what one of them
was doing.

It was truly shocking.

Yeah, those girls are kind of
disgusting.

Oh, they certainly are.

Really, such behavior out of grown
women.

I'm so glad my little sister is such a
moral person.

So sweet and innocent.

I'm going to leave it with me. Oh,
thanks, sis.

Well, I'm going to go.

Okay, see you later. Okay, bye-bye.

My name's Don.

I'm with the Freedom Pavilion.

I got your names out of the new
yearbook.

So, anyways, I got a little travel
package here.

Summer's coming up, right?

Uh-huh.

We have a little deal for Windy Acres
Delta.

Have you heard of that place?

No. It's great.

Jet skiing, water skiing, boating.

Is it really windy?

No, it's just called Windy Acres.

Well, anyways, here's a map of the area
here.

And we have cabins up there, and we have
a special bus and hotel package.

Great. We have a small hotel, and we
have cabins if you want.

And we've got a really good deal here.

I'll show you some maps if you'd like.

That's okay. Why don't we go talk to my
girlfriend about it?

Oh, fantastic. Great. Come right this
way. Okay.

I'd like to go somewhere where we can
water ski. Ooh, jet ski.

And find some hot guys.

Hot? Oh, God. Well, let's figure this
out.

Hey, girls, guess what?

What the hell?

Oh, he's okay. I think I found someone
to take care of our vacation.

The chief.

Don't worry about him.

Yeah, don't worry about me. You tell
him.

I'm done.

I'm comfy. I'm probably okay. We have
some bills for...

Go up to the Delta and have fun.

You like to water ski?

Yeah. You like to jet ski?

We were just talking about that. Oh,
great. Well, I guess that's a deal for

you. We've got three different packages.
We have one with a hotel or one staying

in a cabin. Or the best one, the
cheapest one, is a houseboat.

That sounds interesting.

By bus fare and a pickup at the bus
station to the houseboat right to the

dock. Are there two guys?

Oh, yeah.

And there's actually...

There's another little extra bonus.

Have you heard of the treasure of Windy
Acre?

The treasure? Yeah, there's a treasure
of Windy Acre.

There's a legend about this pirate named
Sardani Mak.

And he left a treasure. No, then,
honestly, just hurry. He left gold and

silver scattered all over.

Oh, really?

Yeah. Has anyone ever found any?

No, people have never found it. But I
have a treasure map.

I'll throw it in. You know, extra bonus.
We'll find it.

I'm sure you can.

Well, that sounds good, though. It has
to. I mean, like, we can cook on it and

everything on it.

Yeah, it's got everything.

A shower. That sounds good.

Are you going to be there?

No, no. See, I have to work in the city.

I have to. I work door to door, you
know, every day.

Well, he looks like he needs to take
care of him now.

Yeah, we'll just have to take care of
you now.

Oh,

sure. Which package would you be
interested in? This package right there.

Yeah, I didn't expect this to happen.
Yeah,

let me take my tie. Yeah, yeah. All
right. I'll just take everything off.

Underwear? Are you sure?

Underwear?

I guess I can give it up.

Go ahead and move down there.

This is Annie's specialty.

Big trouble.

Hey, Buck.

Buck.

You better talk to your friend Don and
fake travel agent.

Getting pretty bored sitting around
here.

Like, where's the women?

Like, where's the women? I told you.
Instead of you getting the women, you'll

get the women. Get off my ass about it.
Can't you guys think of anything else

other than your pants?

the beauty of nature. Why don't you get
into that?

Okay. Sounds good.

Okay, and I'll leave a note for the
landlady and brochure so she'll know

where we're going for a couple days.

Okay.

Sound okay?

Sounds good to me. You too.

Sound good to you? Water sport, here we
come.

I made a sale.

This guy's going to love it.

Isn't it great to be here on vacation?

Oh, God, yes. It rules out.

I mean, this is totally awesome.

I know.

I wonder if we're going to find that
treasure.

Oh, yeah, I think so.

I mean, do you think it really exists?

Yeah, I think it exists.

There's always been a lot of treasure in
the Pirates of the Strait somewhere.

Yeah, well, our rent situation here
could use it.

Wouldn't it be great to get an easy
street that way?

Wasn't a lot of fun.

Pissing in a couple of blown-out fucking
toilets.

Pots, huh? I wish I had some fucking
pot, not this potty shit.

Oh, I think you guys are crazy, man.
Look at these nice shells.

Ah, get the fuck out of here with those
nice shells.

Get out of here, Tinkerbell.

No, they'll get here. Get out of here,
Tinkerbell. Come on, get out of here

before we piss on your foot, Jeremy. Let
me tinkle, tinkle. Hey, nice shells we

got here. Aren't they pretty?

Get the fuck out of here, Ronnie.

I'm having a nice time. I like it out
here. Let's go then. Like it down there,

will you? Fine, fine.

Hey, want to juggle it for me?

You guys are crazy.

You're funny like a toilet, Jeremy.

All right, I'm going to go to the boat,
all right? Come here, buddy.

I want to make love to you. Oh, cut that
shit. What do you guys think about sex?

Come here, Ron!

What's the grease stain on the back of
your pants, you fat monkey?

I can't take this guy anymore.

I can't take it. I want to get out of
here because I'm bored.

I'm fucking hot and cooked. There's no
women. It's bullshit.

I want to get out of here.

Listen, listen. Don't worry, man,
because you know Don's going to score

someone. You know this person.

I know.

I know. I know. I'm listening to you,
right.

But listen, you know what would be a
fucking gag? You know, he's using that

fucking treasure shit crap, you know?

When the broads do come, what we'll do,
we'll wait till they fucking show up,

start hunting for the treasure, then
we'll miraculously come up with the

fucking... Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We'll get Ronnie drunk.

We'll get him drunk. Listen, come here.

We'll get him drunk.

We'll fucking lay him out.

We'll bring him to the spot. We'll bury
him where we're saying the treasure is.

And we'll put a mark. We'll tell the
girls about where to get the treasure.

When they dig him up, there's fucking
Ronnie.

Probably on a fucking high night. When
he's fucking digged up and his fucking

mustache all out of place.

Show him a picture of who he knows at
the comedy store. We'll have to get him

blasted, man. We'll have to get him
blasted. Vodka.

You don't have to choose. I can't handle
it.

Come on, Scott. Which way?

We went that way. We went that way.
Well, listen, he went that way, so we go

this way. That's right.

Right.

Right here in trouble.

Oh,

come on.

No, that's not.

No, don't rip it.

Come on, guys.

It's a double tie.

Oh, yeah? Okay.

Oh,

I can't go out. Oh, well. Here we go.

I'll get this figured out when it's off.

No, come on.

I'll hold her and you take it off. No.
Come on. You can tie her up like this. I

just looked at Fonda. Oh, come on.

My.

What do people get into nature like
this?

Bird watching at home?

Oh, yeah.

Let's get something.

Well, this is where we live, ladies.

I just broke my personality.

What do you think?

I just broke my personality.

That jet ski is fucking great, man.

I like sunbathing.

Hey, guys.

Guess how Captain Hook died?

How?

Why was Bunker Hill slimy?

Why? The British were coming.

Oh, man.

You're a piece of shit, Ron. You don't
want to go underwater, huh? It was nice.

Didn't you miss a good time, man?

I had a good time.

I think them skis are stupid. I want to
call them jet skis.

Oh, please.

So let's have some fun.

All right. I got a fun show you on.
There are sights that you have never

seen before. How many stories is this?
And in the woods.

Did you say your name was Bandy?

Sure. Jeremy,

we got stuff to do. If I don't come back
in two hours, come looking for me.

Okay. Alcohol.

Yeah. Mr. Jeremy.

Cyanide. We want you to get drunk. I
want you to drink that and we're going

to force feed your ass, huh?

Okay. Why do I want to drink this?
Because you'll be a man.

Just drink it. Drink that, you'll be a
man. Forget about Bob Mixon.

Oh, you're still one of the fellas.

See you later, Salem.

Oh, you're getting drunk.

It's friends like that who beats
enemies.

I guess not.

You feel like one with nature, with the
universe, with the trees, the mountains,

the plains, with this vodka. Oh, okay.

You've got to help, though.

Atta girl.

Okay. Okay.

You've got to help. Keep your finger
going. Go on. Go on. Okay.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Yeah.

Yahoo. Yes, sir.

Who

do you

laugh at?

We're going to get packed under by
blocks here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get out of here.

Tell me about it.

in an hour, huh?

Such a nice view.

They're so good.

Get to that raggy looking thing, okay?

Make a right, when you get to the rock,
and you make a right at the rock, okay?

Make a right at the rock for 20 paces,
count it, okay? That's wet on the

island. When you get there, you'll see a
little piece of stick hanging out of the

ground. It looks like it's dead.

It's my pussy.

Right,

right. It's the only flesh on the ship.

Right,

and there's a twig going out this way, a
twig going out that way, so it looks

like a den drive or something like that.

A den?

Okay,

see you later. Okay, good luck to you
guys.

Don't forget.

I'm ready, look me in the face.

Bye.

You know what time it is?

No, I sure don't.

Oh, fuck. What happened to you? How long
have you been laid out here?

I got those stupid friends.

It's actually 33 days of getting into
nature. Trying to think of other things

in life, you know?

Well, I was coming up here looking for
an adventure.

Well, I think it's about time I turn
over a new leaf.

They gave me lots of food, so this is my
fault.

I'm not usually like this.

Good, but you end up with a judge.

Judge? No, I mean, it's a joke. It's a
joke.

Thank you.

um

Go ahead and start.

Okay.

ah yes ah

um

Oh, keep going, babe. Go fast.

Oh. Oh, God.

Oh,

God, baby.

What?

Get out of here.

Get out, okay?

Come on, let's go.

What's the, uh... What's the, uh... Hey,

I love this bedroom.

Oh, yeah?

What's our bedroom now?

You getting something to drink?

You want one?

You look... Ah, I thought you'd never
get...

Get the fuck out of that shit.

You know what?

I don't want you to fucking stop
thinking about you today.

That was weird.

But I helped.

Oh, what, like that?

A real good, real good, you know.

You want me to type something up? Yeah,
yeah.

Go on, how you doing? How you doing?

How are you? And what makes you think
you can show your way into my place like

this? What do they send you for?

Surprise and what?

Oh.

What's that?

I could.

Yeah, you could.

I should.

But you will, won't you?

No.

Oh.

oh oh

Yeah.

I've got a question for you.

How come your friend Lois and Ed didn't
come back?

Oh, he decided to sit in the cell phone
with Jeremy.

Lucky.

I am so glad you, Lois, you and me,
without your safety and thousands of

years, we were lucky.

I'm not gonna make those girls pay rent
ever again.

You know what they don't know?