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-Thanks, bestie. -What did you say?

I said, "Thanks, bestie."

[Steph] I don't even know what's happening anymore.

You kissed me, then we're besties again.

Bestie, you can finish that cake on your own.

Get me off this roller coaster.

Um, there are a few things that I do really want to

speak to you about.

I am -- I am seeing someone in England.

Like, do you have feelings for Steph?

I just don't think she is my person.

He told me that there was nothing romantic between

them anymore. -I saw them make out.

You guys are just putting me in this weird love triangle

that I don't wanna be in. -I didn't put you in [bleep].

Why is this even a conversation?

[Krista] Because you're literally crying to me in the bed about

how much you care about him. -[Steph] I never cried to you in bed.

That's a lie.

Don't call me out for having emotions when you know nothing

about the situation.

You and I had no strings attached.

I never asked you for a [bleep] relationship.

-I never asked you for [bleep]. -I'm literally so confused.

I simply don't give a [bleep], to be honest,

I'm not even doing this.

But I do. I do care.

OK, you give all the [bleep] you want.

[dramatic music playing]

So then how do you fix this?

I don't know. I've tried.

I've tried already,

too many times, and I love her as a human being.

I know you do, but the thing is, like...

I'm gonna call you out. -Go ahead.

I see you flirting with Krista, and then it's just when

they're saying, like, "Yeah, have fun, do what

you want, but just be honest of what you want." -I was asking --

Yeah, this morning, like, I literally just asked you to

be honest and straightforward with me.

And I was. I said everything --

I was straightforward to you.

Did you ever think involving Krista would hurt Stephanie?

I don't know what you mean by that, because at the end of

the day, I've already told Stephanie, "I want to be

best friends with you." -So then why do you continue

k -- making out with her, kissing her,

sending her signals that you want to be

more than friends?

You need to actually show that you only want to be friends

before you hurt her. -[Krista] Yeah, you're leading her on.

You're leading her on.

It's like, stop being a [bleep] boy.

I mean, look, you've got her yelling at me.

[Stephanie exhales through closed lips]

Don't you think that it's a little confusing to

her when, you know, it's my birthday,

I'm in the next room, and you're making out with her?

All right, pajamas. It was you --

[Steph] I just had to get cozy.

[Steph] If we're gonna --

if we're going to talk about crying, I just had to get

a little cozy, you know?

I feel severely awkward right now.

I'd say this is classic Steph, though.

Like, it's kind of a defense mechanism, the way Steph's

coming out here acting like nothing happened.

This whole situation is just [bleep] cluster[bleep].

-Oh, it's so quiet. -Yeah, I know.

It is quiet.

What are we talking about?

It is quiet because it's awkward.

[Steph] If I'm gonna be honest, I'm really not ashamed

of crying. -[JJ] No, you shouldn't be.

No, I'm not. I know I shouldn't be,

and I don't give a [bleep].

I'll cry over him any day of the week.

As you should. He's your best friend.

[Steph] Yeah. It has nothing to do with romance.

She doesn't know the whole story with Sammy and I.

So who are you to come at me for crying?

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I'm not ashamed of it.

I'm sorry I care about your feelings.

My bad.

[scoffs] -- caring about my feelings has nothing

to do with it.

You telling me, like, that I cried to you

over him, like...

[Sammy] Stop taking everything out on her.

-Shut up. -It's not her fault that --

I know it's not her fault, but I'm saying...

Then stop yelling at her.

That's the one tendency that --

Do you want me to keep yelling at you?

Yeah, I'd rather have you yell at me than you yell at her.

She did nothing wrong.

I'd rather this just not be a topic of

conversation, really.

So you'd rather just sneak around like you guys

have been, or what? -We're done doing that.

I'll go back. I'm just...

This is [bleep] stupid.

I was coming out here to

defend the relationship, but it's fine.

Sammy and I have been friends for over ten [bleep] years.

He's known Krista for six months.

Why is he defending her?

The amount of times that I've had his back?

When the [bleep] are you gonna have mine?

[Krista] I mean, I didn't lie.

Like you did.

All right, well, clearly, I'm, like, I'm annoyed.

At the end of the day, stop [bleep] playing games.

It's not OK, and it's not fair. She's great, she's great.

[Sammy] They both are.

They both are, but just stop going with the back and forth.

You need to know what you want, and if you don't know,

then you shouldn't be talking to anybody.

-OK. -And then we were supposed to have a good night tonight,

but clearly we didn't.

Yeah, tonight was supposed to be about Steph, and now she's

upset with all -- me, you.

Steph, she has true feelings for Sammy.

She really, like, loved Sammy.

And what Sammy did today was not OK.

And it wasn't OK that he stood up for Krista, but he didn't

stand up for Steph at all.

Steph.

[JJ] I just yelled at him.

I just yelled at him.

I was just like, "You need to stop [bleep] playing games."

All right, cool. Cool.

I just -- I don't think either one of you are being honest,

and I don't appreciate it.

It's just making me look and feel so silly, like...

-I'll grab your plate, it's fine. -I'll grab everything.

No, you're good.

Bro, you know when you mess with little women,

this is gonna happen.

You not only broke Steph's heart,

you broke Krista's heart.

[Sammy] No, because she just doesn't know when to

take accountability.

Me saying, "I want to be friends with you,"

she cares about -- -Dude, you made out two days ago.

What do you mean you're only friends?

That's where I [bleep] up.

I should have never stepped over that line.

And I will admit that, and I did.

I [bleep] up.

[Sammy] I regret hooking up with Steph.

It's really hard to admit that...

I love her as my best friend.

But when I drink,

that best friend love turns into more than that.

I know she was there for you for your accident.

But was there ever a reason for her to have you --

Dude, I'm gonna say something right now.

For once in my life, I felt vulnerable.

And the one person that called, that --

let me escape my hometown, let me escape California,

she was there.

After my accident, everyone really started

treating me like I was fragile, and I needed protecting.

And Steph reached out

and didn't really treat me like that.

She invited me to come to Houston, and I saw a chance to

escape from what was really going on in my life.

I love her. I love her as a person.

I love her as a best friend.

But the way she's acting right now is...

[JJ] I told Sammy --

[JJ] Yeah.

[Steph sobbing]

[JJ] I am pissed at Sammy.

I just feel like he's just being a player

and he just wants to get his [bleep] wet.

Am I allowed to say that?

[JJ] What he's doing is not OK.

It's triggering me. I used to get played a lot.

And it's hard to find real relationships, men that

actually, like, want to be with you.

[JJ] And it's not you. It's that [bleep] Sammy.

[Steph] I know, but [bleep]. I'm pathetic.

[Steph] Yes.

[Steph] You're right.

It feels like I don't have any friends anymore.

I just feel like everyone's mad at me.

It just seems like any woman who's around you, you're into,

you want to hook up with. -No.

I've actually seeing someone right now, and I'm afraid to

even have her around you

because you're just going to swoop in again.

I overheard you and JJ talking, and...

you call me a bitch?

♪ You, you make me feel like ♪

♪ My head is spinning ♪

♪ Yeah, you ♪

[Sammy] Hello, mother.

I need your advice badly.

Last night, Steph had a little Greek party, and this morning

is gonna be weird when everybody wakes up.

Last night, we, like, bring up feelings, and I'm kind of just,

like you said --

Krista -- I kind of have feelings

for her, and she said she has feelings for me,

but doesn't want to interfere

with Steph, and then they were yelling at each other

last night, and just like...

[laughing]

Yeah, and I'm just sitting there like, "What do I do?"

No -- mom, mom, mom -- stop.

I'm not.

Oh, my God.

I'm your son.

You need to put me on a leash or something.

Gosh.

[Sammy] My mom, she's my rock.

When I came home from Houston visiting Steph,

I told my mom everything. She said it wasn't a good idea.

99.9% of the time, she is right,

unless it comes to sports.

I told Steph I just want to be friends and then,

everyone thinks I'm flirting with her still,

but I've always just had that flirtatious energy.

I told John that I flirt with him.

And again, I have no sexual agenda for him.

All right.

Steph has definitely caught feelings, and my mom giving me

this advice right now, it's something I need to hear.

OK, so the other girl, Krista, she's 30.

She lives in Detroit.

She has a very close relationship with her mom,

just like I do.

She -- so you don't think

I should pursue that?

She's a one-of-a-kind person.

But, so just keep my [bleep] in my pants?

Yeah.

No, but it looks like I'm gonna ask John for

cuddles or something.

Oh, I love you.

Thank you.

Oh, God.

Advice from Mama.

Hopefully it works.

Oh, we have a problem -- the trash cans

are completely full.

-How are you? -Good.

No, I'm not good. But good.

I had a conversation with my mom,

asking for advice.

[Sammy] Just need to be straightforward with everything.

[John] I think the key is to have the conversation sober.

-Yeah -- yeah. -And have a real conversation.

[JJ] Yeah.

It is an awkward, awkward morning.

Last night, I felt like Krista did need to know at this point

that I saw Sammy and Steph make out.

But I regret saying something. I just want peace.

Do we know what we want to do today?

-We're playing pickleball. -[Sammy] Oh.

-We are playing pickleball. -[indistinct]

Yes! I forgot about that.

-Guys! -I'm ready for that.

Thank you for saying that, because I was --

-No, I'm excited. I think we need to move around. -[indistinct]

-[JJ] We need to. -Yeah.

[knocking]

-[Steph] Yeah? -It's me.

Oh...

[Steph] I'll do it.

Come here.

And I caught feelings, and I'm a [bleep] idiot for it.

to first, have a real conversation.

You guys are incompatible. You guys can't work.

But it's just him and me, and he's drunk,

like, he's all over me. -Yeah.

But now I'm the [bleep] crazy one.

And, like, he's defending Krista.

I've never seen that version of him that was last night.

I really want you guys to have a conversation.

There's no way you can break this long of a friendship over

a drunken evening.

When you care about someone so much and have been through

so much with them, to then have him treat me

a certain way, it's heartbreaking.

It's really [bleep] hurtful.

And I

understand that Krista's probably feeling upset as well,

and I hate that she's being, like, dragged into this,

but we're working things out with Sammy --

like, it's a 10-year friendship.

That is what's most important to me.

[Krista] Last night was a lot. It was pretty awful for me.

But I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna go out with everyone for

pickleball, because if I let this consume me,

then the whole point of me

even confronting everyone last night will be in

vain, and that wasn't my goal.

I want this to be resolved, and it's not going to get

resolved by me being emotional and hiding away in my room.

This is a pickle outfit.

Hey, I have your horns.

Yeah.

Yeah.

-[clunking] -[Steph snorts, laughs]

Well, don't worry.

We're not gonna use them anyway.

I can leave my room.

You guys can use my room for a talk, it's OK.

[Sammy] I really can't let this fester any longer.

I'm really just hoping that this situation with Steph can

finally come to an end

peacefully and go back to our friendship.

Sorry.

Talked to my mom, asked her for advice.

And just, I need to tell you how I feel.

I want you to be happy, I want you to find the person that can

make you happy, and I'm not that person.

Us...

having a romantic thing,

we should have never done that.

That's not what this is about, Sammy.

Like, I never expected that from you.

I'm 32 -- like, I know how to be treated by a guy.

Like, this isn't about any of that.

I would take every single second of what happened with us

romantically back, so I can get our friendship back.

I really would. And I'm sorry.

-I don't know -- -Like I said...

I can't take away the fact that I ever had feelings for you.

I wish I could. I really wish I could.

It's our friendship that, like, is affected.

Take the romantic feelings out of it.

I love being able to hug you and cuddle with you,

not in a romantic way, like, I --

And I don't know how to go back to that

and not be weird, like...

I think it's very clear that I have a lot of love for Sammy.

It is just such a natural,

undeniable chemistry that it's hard...

not to question if he's my person.

But we are friends first.

So I'm just trying to remember that --

just protect the friendship.

I think I need to give you space, because me flirting --

that's just my personality, and I can't do that.

Let's just give both each other space.

We can be throwing jokes at each other, but if it does get

flirty, we have to know that we have to stop,

because it's not healthy for either of us.

Yeah.

I don't want to affect anybody else's

friendship because of us.

I just want our friendship to get back.

We just have to know that

we can't go back to what we did. -Yeah.

And we love each other. You're my big sis.

OK, you still got to wait a little bit before

you say that. It's so weird.

At the end of the day, I'm just hoping that

this could be our final conversation about it

and we go back to being best friends.

Because I don't want to ruin a 10-year friendship...

over a fling.

Let's just have [bleep] fun, OK?

-I love you, Steph. -[Steph] I love you, too.

I obviously do, like, love him so much.

I guess I'm just gonna have to try to let it go.

Nice! Nice serve, Steph!

I don't understand how Steph and Sammy are able to move on

like nothing ever happened. -[Sammy] Good game, ladies.

Steph called me a bitch.

♪ Boom, bang, pow! ♪

What is this?

-Yeah. -Yeah, we're fine.

We know what we need to do, and we know that we need to

stay in our lane.

[John] You've already handled so much in your own lives.

[Sammy] Yeah.

So to actually add even more problems into

each of your lives...

with one another, I think friends is great.

-[Sammy] Yeah. -[Steph] I know.

Krista, can we talk to you?

I can't really move out of here.

I'm sorry.

[indistinct]

[inaudible] OK.

Have you ever, like, picked a word and said it over

and over and over again, and it begins to lose

its meaning, and it sounds like gibberish?

That's what Sammy's apology sounds like to me right now.

That's a cool vest.

Let's Go beat them at pickleball.

-We're gonna beat them. -Yes.

Even though I've never played, we're gonna beat them.

A hug from Steph is not gonna do anything.

I'm sorry.

For Krista, she's fully out of the loop.

She has no idea if Stephanie's over what happened last night.

I want Krista to enjoy this vacation, and the only way

that's gonna happen is if Steph and Sammy make amends with her.

Daddy Ferg's driving.

[Sammy] Yeah, it smells like cow manure.

-This is ridiculous. -[John] Yo, what?

My mom kicks my ass in pickleball, so...

If you guys are anything like my mom, I'm getting destroyed.

[belch] Excuse me.

Steph and I just love doing activities together,

whether it's golfing or even just being outdoors and just

having a good time.

I'm hoping Pickleball helps us come back together and puts us

down the right path.

This is sick.

I think I'm on the line.

Buddy, you took up two parking spots.

-As he should. -Good -- there's like eight of us.

-Thank you. -Yeah!

-Grab a couple of those. -Orange, yes!

-Thank you. -Thank you so much.

-Thank you. -See ya.

Thank you. Have a good day.

[JJ] Oh, that's so cool. I'm so excited.

Come right here.

-Thank you. -How you doing?

-Hi guys, how are you? -All right, so we're gonna play a game.

Oh, yeah.

You're gonna serve it into that blue area right there.

Let's give it a go. OK, hit it back.

Now move up. Move up.

Don't move back. Yep.

-Ah -- -[coach] Both -- one of you. OK.

-That's one point. -[John] You gotta communicate.

Good job. Good job. Teamwork.

You got to communicate.

We love pickleball because it's like...

dwarf-sized tennis.

The pickleball court is half the size of a tennis court,

so it makes it easier for us to move around.

We're not running a mile on the court

like we would on a tennis court.

Even if you wear a cute outfit, it doesn't mean you're

gonna play well. -[sarcastic laugh] -- so you're saying I'm cute?

-Yeah, he is. -[JJ] Uh-huh.

-[indistinct chatter] -Ready?

[Krista speaking]

I don't -- well, like, I have smaller hands,

and I don't, like, when I swing it... -[coach] Yeah.

...I'm in danger of this flinging out of my hand.

-[coach] Yeah, let me see what I can do. -If you could.

-Thank you. -[coach] OK.

[Steph] Wait, where do I go?

Is this one any better?

This one feels a little bit better, but, like,

see how my grip only -- it doesn't -- -Yeah.

Yeah. Thank you for trying.

I appreciate it.

Yeah, literally everything has to be customized for me.

It's so annoying. [laughing]

I have a different type of dwarfism than all of

my friends. They're all achon.

I'm acro -- that means that I have smaller hands

than what they do, which means when I'm playing sports,

if there's any type of racket, bat, anything that

I have to grip onto, it's much harder for me.

-I got this. -You got -- I believe.

I guess I'll just, um, sit this one out.

Aim at the target first, and then look

at the ball. -OK.

[Sammy] Step into it.

Just one step.

-[JJ & Sammy] Nice! -[coach] Nice serve, Steph!

-[JJ] Nice, Steph! -Ah!

[coach] What a serve! Switch!

-[JJ] [bleep] impressive! -I should be further away.

[Sammy] Unbeatable!

I don't understand how Steph and Sammy are so easily able to

move on like nothing ever happened, everything's OK.

It's like this game is showing where I stand within

the friend group.

Good game, ladies.

-[Steph] Good game. -[John] Honestly, that was amazing.

Watching everybody pretend that last night wasn't

absolutely insane is honestly driving me kind of bonkers

right now. Steph called me a bitch.

And some half-ass apology just isn't gonna cut it.

[coach] That was awesome. Good job, guys.

John's definitely keeping his romantic life

secret from me.

I still have a lot of emotions tied to what you've done

in the past.

Every single woman I brought around,

you just automatically have to flirt with.

♪ Going down, down, down ♪

♪ In my heart, like, dee-dee, dum, dum, dum ♪

[bleep] [bleep]

-[John] Sammy. -What's up?

[John] Help me make my bed, please.

-[Sammy] OK. -[John] It's actually pissing me off.

[Sammy] What is it? Is it the fitted sheet?

[John] Oh, it's the fitted sheet.

Yeah, we have problems with this.

-It's not fun. -[Sammy] All right, you got it?

You have to tuck it in.

Now, I don't like how all your sweat's gonna be on it.

No, my deodorant's on.

Actually, it doesn't smell that good, so...

I should have [indistinct] this.

Are you having problems over there?

-It's... -[Sammy] Just pull.

Um, I have a question for you.

-[Sammy] Well, I have a question. -[John] What?

Um, can I get Emmalia's number?

Of course, eh?

She seems like she has her head on straight.

She's pretty.

John's definitely keeping his romantic life

secret from me.

[chuckling]

[John] Just a friend.

[Sammy] And now that Steph and I's friendship is back on track,

I just want him to open up to me.

I'm going to make it seem like I want to bone Emmalia

and see how he reacts to that.

And I'm hoping the truth will come out.

The moment you see me with her,

or you see that I even want to, like,

hang out with her, you're interested?

No, it's not that.

[Sammy] That's not why it is.

Every single woman I brought around, you just automatically

have to flirt with. -Yes, I've done it in the past.

I'm not trying to hurt you.

I'm trying to figure out if whatever you're doing

right now, if you're happy.

It just seems like any woman who's around you, you're into.

-You want to hook up with. -No.

That's why I'm actually seeing someone right now,

and I'm afraid to even have her around you

because you're just going to swoop in again.

I still have a lot of emotions

tied to what you've done in the past.

Is it the girl that you brought to LPA this year?

Yes.

Dude, I just hope you know I've changed.

You were there for me at the lowest point in my life.

And I saw that.

I just want to be there for you.

I want you not to be scared to tell me things,

because I do love you.

It's crazy you can do so many things to me,

but I will always forgive you. -I --

And I always want to be there for you.

I just want to see you happy at the end of the day, man.

-All right. -All right, can I get a hug?

Oh, dude, my new bed.

I knew you were gonna do that, but I didn't want to

walk around. I just want to hug you.

-I love you. -I love you, too.

I hope you know that I never had any interest in Emmalia.

That was poking the bear a little bit, trying to...

I mean, it was believable.

You hit on every woman that walks past...

I know, exactly. And I was just trying to figure out --

because I knew you were talking to someone, and I was trying to

get to the bottom of that.

And I wanted to find out if you could trust me again.

I can trust you now.

-I'm very glad you've changed. - I appreciate that.

And I just changed my sheets for nothing.

-My feet aren't dirty. -Dude, look at that.

-That's disgusting. -That's --

Don't swipe it that way!

-I'm sorry. -[John] Swipe it that way.

-[indistinct] -OK, stop getting angry. We just hugged it out.

No more getting angry.

I just helped you make your bed, too.

That was a productive conversation,

and we got the bed made.

Even though my friendships in the house are strained

right now, I'm super excited

because my date with my first LP man is

finally happening.

Anthony has had me sitting on the edge of my seat,

literally waiting for him to get this shindig on the road.

And he finally called me and set this date up.

[phone ringing]

-[Jasmine] Hello? -Hey.

-[Jasmine] Hey, girl. -How are you doing?

[Jasmine] I'm doing good. How you doing today?

Good. I just accepted a date with Anthony.

[Jasmine] Oh, wow.

[Krista] But, yeah, so, like,

I just wanted to call you because I don't really have

anyone that I can really talk to.

-[Jasmine] Are you serious? -[Krista] Mm-hmm.

Jasmine was just here last week for my birthday party,

and she knows the nitty-gritty of what's going on between

Sammy and Steph.

She's the perfect person for me to talk to about this.

We were getting ready for, like, a party.

Like, Steph was throwing a party, like a Greek party.

JJ mentioned to me that Steph and Sammy were kissing

at my party. -[Jasmine] Oh, wow.

And basically, I was like, "What is going on?

Y'all keep lying to me."

And just everything blew up from there.

Like, Steph lost her marbles on me and everybody else.

-[Jasmine] On you? -Mostly me. Mostly me.

I told her, I was like, "Look, I'm not attacking you.

"I'm just trying to get to the bottom of this.

"Like, it feels like he's playing both of us.

Are you OK with that?"

Steph ran inside, and I overheard her and JJ in

her room, and Steph screamed and called me a bitch.

[Steph speaking]

[JJ] Yeah.

You didn't do anything wrong.

It's just crazy that it all blows up and it come back on

you like it's your fault when you tried to avoid that.

I'm the one being demonized for it.

I -- it -- I don't know.

I know that Steph needed support.

[Jasmine] Mm-hmm.

But, like, with JJ, like, I felt alone.

Like, I don't know if I can trust them anymore.

[Jasmine] Yeah, I mean, you need support, too, hello.

Right.

I just hope that she can apologize to me.

[Jasmine] If she's not gonna apologize, she's just showing you that...

[Krista] I just wanted to run that past you and see what you thought.

I'm going to let you go. I've talked your ear off.

-OK. Bye. -[Jasmine] Bye-bye.

I've waited all day for Steph to have the courage to

approach me and talk about this.

And with Pickleball being so weird,

I'm not waiting any longer.

So I guess I'm going to have to step up and do it.

[knocking]

-[Krista] Hey, Steph? -Yeah?

Can we talk?

♪ Living for the game, always ready for the playoff ♪

I'm too good at this game.

Here, watch.

Wait, let me pull. Let me pull on the other end.

Wait, I'm...

-Pull. -Ready?

-[snap] -Oh, my God.

-[laughing] -[Sammy] Let's see.

I don't want to play with that one

because it'll look like I'm playing with

something else, you know? -Wait, you're saying that doesn't?

It's, like, blue, so you must have blue balls or something.

Obviously, last night was really intense.

Hold on, let me close the door, because I actually won't be

able to focus on what you're saying.

OK -- no, no, you're fine.

Jesus, what are they doing out there?

Ow!

Guys, I'm trying to set up a game.

Wait.

Can you just tell me your feelings again, like, without

alcohol being involved, so I can understand, like,

your true feelings on it, because I feel like...

I feel like I got blown up on, and I really hope that

what you said to me weren't...

wasn't how you really felt.

I mean, I think I was just taken aback

by you calling me out for crying, like, I think...

that was pretty unnecessary.

I've opened up to a situation that I wasn't even ready

to share. Obviously, I've been emotional.

It's something I've been dealing with and processing for

seven months, and it's so much bigger than, you know,

what's going on in this house right now.

I'm sorry for blowing up on you, like, in the heat

of the moment.

I can't even remember exactly what I said, so,

like, you didn't deserve that.

I will fully, like, own that, and I'm sorry.

I -- I overheard you and JJ talking,

and you call me a bitch over that?

[Steph] It's difficult processing something and then having other

people's input on it, who have nothing to do with

the situation that's at hand in the sense of

what's going on with me and Sammy.

So it's -- I'm just vulnerable.

And I am really sorry, because you were just dragged

into something that you had no clue about.

Does it bother you that Sammy is telling me

that he doesn't have feelings for you...

and that there's not ever gonna be anything

between the two of you, but then

he's making out with you?

Yes, it is very upsetting.

I'm pissed off that he's acting like nothing

ever happened. -OK.

Fully transparent, I had an emotional conversation with

John about the situation.

We came back, got ready for Greek night, and I just,

like, was holding on to it, and I think the second

it came up, I had been drinking, was holding, and just, like,

exploded, and it wasn't at you. It was at the situation, and...

[Krista] OK.

For lack of better words, you're collateral damage,

and I'm really sorry for that because you don't deserve

any of it.

Calling me collateral damage is very dehumanizing.

Just because Steph has known Sammy for a longer amount of

time, I don't think that that should invalidate my feelings.

You, first off, you did nothing wrong.

Like, I hope you are not being villainized.

I acted poorly towards you because I was hurt,

and that's wrong on me.

I'm really sorry I mentioned you crying.

I really am. It was not an attack on you.

I cry, too.

I'm the type of person where if someone had mentioned that

I cried over a situation, it wouldn't have bothered me.

I actually would have been happy that someone,

you know, was bringing life to my emotions.

I -- that's my bad.

I really shouldn't have told everyone that you cried.

And I'm really sorry that I had just assumed that that wouldn't

have bothered you.

I just hope it doesn't happen again from here on out.

No, I...

I don't want us to resort to name-calling, OK?

-Like, that really hurt me. -Yeah, and I'm...

And I know you apologize about it.

I accept your apology.

But I would never do that to you.

I would never do that to JJ. I would never do that to John.

I wouldn't even do that to Sammy, considering...

I get it. I get it, and I apologize.

Yeah.

OK. Are we good?

I hope we don't have to talk about this again.

To the dildos.

I found out that Steph has never had an orgasm.

Sammy hasn't even given her an orgasm.

[smack]

-Ooh, that is a good, uh... -It made a good sound.

JJ is really comfortable in her body.

I love this. Work it, girl.

She's really sex-positive.

Have you ever done bondage before?

-No. -I have.

Hopefully she'll be able to break me out of my shell

a little bit.

I'm really excited to go out on my first date with

an LP man.

-One, two, three. -[squeals]

-[laughing] Yeah, you got some air. -Now you!

-Oh! -[laughing]

I'd say you're the way better flirt.

-Are you single? -No.

No?

Parker is flirting with me hard, and I would be lying if...

I said it wasn't giving me butterflies.

[Steph] OK, she's making out with Parker.

What about Anthony? So you want attention

from bored men? -And he genuinely --

genuinely likes her.

Like, you're just playing him in all of this.