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Well, hello everybody out there at BigBuddies.com, and I am sitting here

with a face that many of you might recognize.

And if some of you don't, let me introduce you. This is Dean Monroe. How

are you doing, Dean? Hi, Caruso. How are you? I'm doing amazingly well. I'm doing

so amazing that I'm a little nervous having you sitting there on my couch.

It's a little crazy that... Well, here I am. I know. I'm excited.

I'm excited.

So tell me a little bit, Dean, or tell everybody out there, how did you end up

here on the couch at Big Buddy's?

I've actually been a fan of the site for a long time.

Okay. I just really like the whole concept and the idea of enticing

hot, straight guys into doing things that they wouldn't

normally do and things that they might actually enjoy doing.

Now, do you have much experience with that in your personal life? Actually, I

do. I seem, over the years, to have kind of had these strange relationships

with straight guys.

Okay.

Either them being married or having girlfriends and me kind of being in the

middle of it also.

Interesting. I find it quite, it's a real turn on for me. So that's why I

thought I'd contact you and...

Try and do it here on camera.

Well, I'm hoping that we're going to be able to fulfill your fantasy for you

today.

Ultimately, you've seen the site, so you know kind of the drill. So I need you to

really kind of play along with me.

I have this young guy here. Not so young. He's, you know, I think he's

about 30 years old because you said you like guys a little more mature,

masculine, a little bit of body hair.

Yeah. And he's got a nice size cock on him.

From what I hear. I haven't seen it yet, but I saw it in a photo. But you never

know. Photos can be enhanced.

So he's been in the back filling out some paperwork and going through the

legal rigmarole.

And I'm going to bring him in.

He thinks, though, Dean, that he's here today and kind of in a training

situation to become porn.

He wants to be a porn star.

So play along with me. So this is like a casting for him?

Sort of like a casting, yeah. So we'll say it's a casting session.

And he thinks there's a girl coming?

He does think that ultimately we have a girl, but he also thinks that it's going

to be a tag team scene.

So you're going to kind of play along that, you know, yeah, there's going to

be this girl, and you're the experienced one. That's why you're here, because I

like to pair people up with experienced models.

Get it?

Experienced.

Cool?

So I'm going to get him. You just chillax for a few, and then we'll see

what happens. Okay, let's meet this guy. I'm excited.

Hey, Joe. Come on in. Let me introduce you to Dean.

Dean, this is Joe. Hi, Dean. How are you? Good. How are you?

I'm all right.

Go ahead and have a seat on the couch there, Joe.

How are you doing today, my friend?

I'm all right. How are you?

I'm doing great.

Doing very well.

And so you just came out of our legal department, filling out all that crazy

paperwork. Doing all right?

So tell me a little bit, Joe.

I haven't had a chance to get to know you in a little bit, so I want to talk

to you. Why do you want to do porn?

It's always been a fantasy. Absolutely.

And so you just said, fuck it, I'm going to do it? Sure, why not?

Okay. What type of girls are you like?

Brunettes, a little shorter than me.

Fist curves.

I guess average.

Are you currently single or you got a girlfriend? What's going on? I'm single.

You're single, okay.

So nobody did give you shit about doing this then, huh?

No, not at all. Okay.

You sound a little nervous. You nervous, Joe? A little bit. Yeah?

Well, we're going to try to ease those nerves.

So they did tell you a little bit about what's going on today, right? That we're

doing a little casting session.

You know, I get dudes in here off the street every fucking day that come in

and say, much like you, you seem to be a good-looking guy. They tell me that they

can do porn, and they get hidden here, and when push comes to shove, they get

up under the lights, and things don't happen down below. You know what I mean?

Okay. So what do you think the most important thing is for a dude in porn?

To be able to keep it up at night.

be able to keep it up. Yeah, that's right. And then they don't call it the

money shot for nothing, so you've got to be able to bust a nut.

The thing about girls are they can fucking fake it all day long.

And us guys, when we get on camera, we can't fake shit.

So that's part of the reason why Dean's here, because Dean is the man.

Dean's got a lot of experience.

And Dean's been doing this for a long time. So I like to take new guys like

you, pair them with experienced guys, because it can kind of show them the

ropes a little bit.

And, you know, the goal is that we do a little tag team action. Have you ever

had a three-way, Joe? No.

You've never had a three-way in your life at all?

No.

Fantasized about it?

Once or twice.

Okay. Well, that's good. Have you ever watched it on porn?

When? Okay.

Have you ever seen a porn where there's double penetration?

Yeah. Yeah?

And what kind of double penetration was it? What did you see?

Two on one. Two guys and a girl. Two guys and a girl. Okay.

And what were the two guys doing to the girl?

Chinese finger trap.

Chinese finger trap?

Dean, do you know what the Chinese finger trap is? What is the Chinese

finger trap?

One in each end.

Oh, okay. You call it the Chinese finger trap. I learn something new every day

here. And I thought I knew it all. Well,

a true double penetration, though, requires basically two in one hole.

That's a true double penetration.

And you know what that means, Joe?

I think I do, yeah.

Tell me.

Two cocks, one hole?

Two cocks, one hole. So that means you've got to be comfortable in your

skin, my friend, because if you're going to be putting two cocks in one hole,

that means you and my buddy Dina are going to have to get a little closer

together than maybe you've been before with a guy.

Does that make sense?

Okay.

And this girl that we have coming in, she's a Latina chick.

So you like the dark hair, right? Yeah.

She's a little bit shorter than both of you. She's got all the curves in the

right places. Nice big bubble butt.

And she's a kinky motherfucker.

She wants, trust me, if she had ten holes, she'd have a cock in every hole.

But she loves to get double penetrated vaginally and anally.

So our goal is that if we do this scene today with her, that you guys will be

tag teaming each other and fucking her in the ass and the pussy.

All right.

How do you feel about that?

He seems a little nervous, doesn't he?

Well, we're just going to work as a team, right? Yeah.

So I know what we're doing.

Exactly. All right.

So that's the goal.

So before I even bring her in, though, I've got to make sure that you look good

on camera.

I've got to make sure you're going to be comfortable getting naked in front of

another guy and getting a heart on and all of that good stuff.

Because it's not even worth bringing her in here if you can't do that. You know

what I mean? All right. So here's what I want to do.

I want to have you guys go ahead and get undressed, work yourself up. There's

lube on the table there if you need it, and I'm going to see how you look on

camera, and we'll go from there. Cool?

How are we doing there, Dean?

Yeah, excellent.

All right.

I'm going to zoom around you guys, make sure everything looks good, no weird

bumps or anything.

Let me have you both turn around. Let me see the backside.

Good.

You can turn back around.

So now all I need you to do is take a moment and kind of work yourself up

there. Get a nice start on, okay?

I've got some porn on the TV over here. Does that look good to you?

That looks great. That helps, right?

Yeah. Okay, cool.

You can sit down and relax and just kind of work yourselves up, and then I'll

check on the girl in just a couple minutes and see what's happening.

What are you smiling at over there?

You alright?

I'm good.

Is this weird?

No, not at all. No? You're comfortable?

This thing's pretty big. Have you ever measured that thing?

No.

No? I haven't gotten around to it.

Let me have you stand up for a sec. Let me see that. Show that off to the camera

a little bit.

Pretty impressive.

Well, in order to double penetrate, you've got to have a big dick.

I knew Dean did.

Didn't know you did. So that's going to work.

Why don't you have a seat, keep yourself hard, and I'm going to go check and see

what's up with the girl situation.

And if she's ready to go, I'll bring her in and we'll start going to town right

away. How does that sound?

Yeah, we should hurry up, though.

We should hurry up? Yeah. Okay, I'll hurry.

You ready?

Yeah.

How are you doing?

Very good.

Well, you're doing better than me. Unfortunately, I've got a little bit of

bad news.

Just came from the back, and our wonderful little Latina chick was

supposed to be here a half hour ago.

And she hasn't arrived, so we contacted her agent.

Her agent tells us that she's been missing in action for a couple days.

Nobody knows how she is.

Sometimes these bitches are just, you know, flakes.

I hate to say that. Sorry.

call women bitches, but I get angry when they don't show up.

You look very, very sad there, Joe.

Disappointed, yeah.

Yeah, well, not as disappointed as me, because the reality is that I don't have

a girl, I don't have a scene, none of us are going to make any money.

But listen, while I was away, I said to the other producers over there, I said,

look, you know, I've got these two guys over here, big hard dicks, what else can

we do? Any options? Any ideas?

The reality is there is one thing we could do. I've got this other site that

I started shooting recently.

And you know how much money I was going to pay to have sex with a girl today,

right? Yeah. It's good money, right?

No complaints?

What if I told you I could double that?

Okay. Sound good?

Yeah. Okay.

The reality of it, though, is in order to double the money and we get a scene

today, I need the two of you to do something with each other.

You seem like a nice guy and all, but... It's just, you know... I'm straight.

Oh, I get that you're straight, dude. You know.

I shoot girls all the time having sex with each other, too. Do you think every

chick that does a girl-on-girl scene is a lesbian?

Oh, no. I would assume not, but... Well, it's the same way in gay porn, dude.

Every guy is not, you know, gay.

It's just... It's called porn. That's what doing porn is about. Right, Dean?

Dean's done some bi stuff before. I've done a bit of everything, so, you know,

I'm pretty comfortable with...

Working with whoever, you know. I mean, it's all about the money at the end of

the day.

Right?

Yeah, I guess.

I mean, it's either we do something and you guys together right now. I mean, you

seem like you're comfortable.

You know, you were able to be in front of them and at least get a heart on.

Like it wasn't, you know, the end of the world.

But if we don't do that, then we all go home broke today and none of us make any

money. That's all I got to offer.

Let's put it this way. You won't have to do any of the hard work.

What does that mean, Dean? You're going to do all the work?

Yeah, just, you know, he could just... You just want to let him sit back and

relax? Sit back and, you know, let me do what I have to do.

You said double the money, right? I said double the money, dude.

What the hell?

We all got bills, right?

We all got bills to pay, that's for sure, dude.

All right.

Why don't you just sit back, and Dean, why don't you take matters into your own

hands? Show them a little bit about what interaction between two guys could be

about.

Just relax.

Oh, yeah. Okay.

Close your eyes.

Happy thoughts.

How's that feel there, Joe?

Pretty damn good.

Don't look like you're hating it too much, huh?

Can't complain.

You're pretty damn good at that, my friend.

It helps when you have a nice dick.

Like this one.

It's beautiful.

Got a nice dick, huh?

Does that make you feel like you said you got a nice dick?

Want to give me a big head?

Well, it looks like you got one already.

Walked into that one, didn't I?

So you know how good he is at that?

You know what they say?

Yeah.

You've got to return the favor to the buddy.

So if that means it's now your turn.

Right, Dean?

Well, I'd like to think so, but let's see what he can do.

You just got to kind of match what he did to you. You know how your

girlfriend, when she sucks your dick, you know how he just sucked your dick

really good, right? Mm-hmm.

Just do exactly what they do to you, and you'll be surprised.

All right.

And hopefully so will Dee.

All right.

Dee, why don't you stand up and kind of make it easier for him. You can just

kind of sit there right on there.

What can you do better, Tim?

How's it feel?

It's interesting.

How about you open your mouth a bit more?

Can you do that?

He's pretty good at this.

He's doing a good job.

Just use your tongue a little bit more too.

Is this the first time you've sucked a dick?

What are you smiling about?

Absolutely, yes.

Something you thought about before, though, I think.

Maybe.

Maybe.

Doesn't everybody think about it, Dean?

The truth is, they probably do. I think so, too.

And then when you get the opportunity to do it...

I think we've given him a chance to do something that he's been thinking about

for a long time.

I think so.

He's not saying no, so I think... No, he's not talking much, is he?

Joe, try and help me, guys.

Pretty fucking impressive.

You know, I can tell you that you like it, Joe.

Stand up for me for a second.

What's going on there?

He's still hard as a rock.

Why don't you guys rub your dicks together a little bit?

See, this is what it feels like when you put two dicks in a pussy.

One on top of each other.

So it's the same feeling, except there's no girl around.

It's okay.

It's all part of the game, right?

Seems like it.

We seem to be really enjoying this.

Should I look at it?

I guess I can't lie.

You have to look at the camera.

to show you a pretty face.

And he's smiling too, Dean.

That's impressive.

So what do you think we should do next?

Well, as I said, I'm going to do all the hard work, so if you want to just lay

back and let me show you what it feels like

to have your...

Dick in a guy's ass.

This is so weird.

Just think about the money.

Yeah?

Make it easier.

All you gotta do is right over behind you, there's some condoms on that table

there.

He is. What can I say?

Sorry,

we were talking about you. Yeah.

I heard.

Are you enjoying yourself?

I think a little bit. Yeah.

A little nervous laughter is always a fun thing.

So, Dean, what are you going to do?

I'm going to let him just sit there and I'm going to, as we say, ride him.

I'm going to sit on his dick.

I have to say, you found a really good one here. He has a beautiful dick. He

does, doesn't he? Yeah.

That is a porn dick.

He's got a porn cock.

Yeah, a porn cock.

It's retoculous.

Have you ever fucked a girl on the ass before?

Yeah. Yeah?

Okay. You don't have to tell us if this is any different.

Just lay back.

How's that feeling there, Will?

Amazing. Amazing.

Amazing.

It looks amazing.

How about you do some of the work now?

Okay.

Get up.

Dude, you're a pro at this.

He knows how to fuck, huh? Oh, God.

He sure does.

What did you say? I said, yeah, it does.

Say it to the camera.

Feels good, huh? Feels good.

Why don't you give me a kiss?

Oh my god, that would make me cum.

Where do you want him to come to?

Hey, he can shoot it all over my chest if he wants.

That was amazing.

It was amazing.

I'm shaking.

You're shaking, huh?

Wow.

What a load, huh?

It's quite impressive.

When was the last time you came?

When was the last time you came?

Probably two or three days ago or something like that.

That long ago, huh?

It sucks being single, doesn't it? Right?

Exactly.

So that's impressive.

So now you've been with a guy.

What do you think?

It's a story from my grandkids.

I don't know what to think.

Oh, wow.

Dean?

How do you feel? I'm still hot thinking about it.

You are.

Holy shit.

Look at all that cum.

Well. I think I'm going to let you take a shower. You look like you need it,

Dean. I could do with one.

And then, I don't know, maybe I'll let you take a shower too.

You've got to pull out that, right? Yeah,

you can even jump in the pool. I'll let you do that. That's cool.

And then we'll come back and we're going to chat a little bit. I want to ask you

a few questions.

Sound good?

Sounds good.

Sound good?

Yeah, totally.

I had fun.

I had fun too.

We're sitting here after the shoot with our new favorite friend, Dean Monroe,

and brand new, perhaps new porn star on the rise here, Joe Parker.

How you doing, guys?

Excellent. Very good. Excellent, excellent.

Well, I'm doing pretty damn good, too. And so as they say, you're sort of

basking in the glow, the afterglow, or as we say, post-poital or something, I

don't know. So, Joe, got a few questions for you.

Shoot. There's a lot of firsts for you today, huh?

A few.

I got a sense, though, during about halfway through the scene, I think I

said something, or maybe it was Dean, I'm not sure, about the fact when you

were sucking his dick that you might have thought about it before.

And you kind of hinted that maybe you had... What's the deal?

Everybody's curious, I guess.

So you've been curious.

Sure, who hasn't? Did you ever have, like, a childhood experience or

anything, like with a buddy?

Do you ever check out other dudes in the locker room or anything?

Everybody does.

Everybody does.

I mean, who doesn't? Everybody wants to see.

What are you typically checking out?

Well, you know, a straight voice has to compare size.

Everybody's going to have the biggest fit.

That's right. I guess so.

I guess so.

So you're pretty, and you said you've never measured yourself.

No. Dean, how big do you think he is?

Um, I would say eight and a half.

Yeah, probably.

Probably a good eight and a half. But it's quite thick.

Yeah. And it has a big head.

It has a big head. Yeah, like a mushroom head.

That's cool, huh? You like that?

Yeah, it's my favorite.

That's your favorite? It's what I look for in life.

Dean looks for a mushroom head.

Like a portobello mushroom.

A portobello. So your dick is like a portobello mushroom.

That's kind of funny.

So I'm dying to know, and I'm sure Dean is too, how is it having your dick

sucked by a guy?

Compared to a girl. So now you have a comparison.

I've got to say it's better than any girl.

Better than a girl.

That sounds pretty damn good, Dean.

And then you said you fuck girls in the ass, so what about fucking a dude in the

ass? It was a different view.

Different view, okay.

But no, it was fine.

But he did say at one point, I heard him say, This feels fucking good.

I did hear him say that.

Yeah.

It did.

So it did feel fucking good.

And then you guys kissed, which was unexpected.

A little bit.

A little bit.

How was that?

No.

A kiss is a kiss.

A kiss is a kiss. Just making a connection.

There you go. And I think you guys made a good connection.

It looked good on camera, though. I'll tell you that.

From my perspective, everything looked great.

He was a good teacher.

And it's a good thing. We all made money, right?

He has a great body as well.

He does have. You guys both have amazing physiques.

Speaking of that, so Dean, tell me a little bit. How do you keep yourself in

such great shape?

What's your... Well, I don't know if I'm in the best of shape now. I'm a little

bigger than what I used to be.

Only because I'm like doing a bulking phase where I'm like... You're bulking

up? Bulking up, but at the same time, inevitably you're going to put on a bit

of body fat.

Okay. So I think you can see it compared to what I was like a few months ago.

Okay. But, you know, it's all part of the game, so I can cut down later on.

I got you. Well, I think I kind of like the beefy you. Yeah, actually, a lot of

people seem to appreciate it more. I do. I appreciate a little bulk. Growing the

hair out. Got body hair going.

Yeah. That's important.

What else? Your chest.

What about it? Your chest.

You got a beefy chest.

Not fair.

You want to be beefier, Joe? Is that the deal?

Maybe. I've never really thought about it. I mean, you've got a very lean,

whipped physique yourself, so obviously you keep yourself in shape. What do you

do? I work in construction.

I play a lot of hacky sack. Good cardio.

Hacky sack?

I haven't heard of hacky sack since the 80s.

That's interesting.

What is that?

That's a little bean bag you take around with your feet. Oh, okay.

Yeah, I haven't seen anybody doing that. That was very popular.

That's cool. That actually is good cardio.

Very good cardio.

So, aside from, obviously, bulking up and stuff, Dean, what are your, and, you

know, coming here and having sex with a very hot straight guy today, what are

your interests and hobbies? Like, what's the one thing that people may not know

about Dean Monroe?

Well, I travel a lot.

don't tend to stay in one place for longer than two or three months um and

that's kind of one of my passions in life is to like go all around the world

and experience every culture and all the different kind of people that you find

and that's what i'm doing so although i'm spending a lot of time here in the

us after this i'll be

getting off to somewhere unexpected.

That's exciting.

People are always looking for me, so they don't know where I am exactly.

You have to create a little website.

Well, now with Twitter and my blog and everything, people can follow where I am

and what I'm doing. So I think that's what they find quite exciting about

following my messages and my posts.

Very good.

So Joe, you have no idea, but...

Dean is actually a pretty famous guy.

Dean's been doing this for quite a while, and he's got literally thousands

and thousands of fans all over the world.

You're exaggerating. I'm not exaggerating.

But you're a humble guy, too, and we like that. We appreciate that.

So where's the most exciting place that you've traveled, Dean, recently?

Well, I like going to big cities, but at the same time, I like the...

opposite as well going to very like remote completely out out of the way

places um one of my favorite places is in bali in indonesia and um

bali is obviously an island right and right in the center of the island

there's this area called ubud which is like the cultural heart of Bali, and you

have all the artisans there, all the craftsmen, so, you know, every town is

like, this is the wood carving town, there's a metal town, furniture,

leather, so, you know, you kind of experience all these little, and it's

all, you know, handmade, and you can buy it there, and it's cheap, but it's a

really spiritual place at the same time. So I like those kind of places that, you

know, you can only imagine what it's like until you get there.

That's so cool.

It's fascinating.

I'd love to go there one day.

You've inspired me to do a little research. It might be my next trip.

Actually, I've already done the research.

I've wanted to go there for a while.

Oh, you've wanted to go to Bali, huh?

Well, the artisan section, like we were saying.

One of my hobbies is restoration of furniture, so I'm into that kind of

stuff.

Cool. I would love to check that out someday.

What type of, like, antique furniture?

Antique furniture, antique houses, anything.

making furniture, parquet floors, stained glass, stuff like that.

Fascinating. I was going to ask you, what's your hobby, and damn, there you

go.

So that's cool. What would be your prized piece that you've worked on?

So actually, it took me and my friend a year to do it.

It was a log cabin up in Jim Fort in Poconos.

Okay. And every piece, every cut was custom.

Every corner was...

I made seven stained glass windows for that house. Wow.

And it turned out like a work of art.

That's so cool.

Well, very cool. Not only did you guys make a connection on that level, it

sounds like you've connected on an artisan level today, too.

And with that being said, last question.

Joe, do you think this is something you might do again with a guy?

Yeah. Yeah?

Don't we, Dean?

Well, I like the answer, and I don't know. You never know if we'd see him

again on this side or on some other side.

Somewhere else. He's going to pop up somewhere.

His porn star is on the rise, as they say.

Well, gentlemen, we thank you very much for joining us here, and until next

time, peace out, and keep smiling.