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[NARRATOR] All pirates searching for the treasure One Piece

must brave the second half of the Grand Line.

These wild and dangerous seas are known

as the New World.

Gold Roger and his crew were the only men

to ever chart these waters and learn

all the secrets they held.

For the rest of the pirates in the world,

this has proven to be the end of the road.

A graveyard of dreams.

Now, Monkey D. Luffy,

a boy whose body became rubber after eating

the Gum-Gum Fruit, sets sail into the New World

with his faithful crew.

[LUFFY] I'm gonna be the King of the Pirates!

[NARRATOR] After a series of fierce battles,

the Straw Hat Pirates have reached the waters

of the New World, ruled by the Four Emperors.

Responding to a distress signal,

they land on the island of Punk Hazard.

There, Luffy forms an alliance with

the Warlord Trafalgar Law and goes into battle

against Caesar Clown, Master of the island,

but Luffy proves no match for Caesar's mysterious powers.

Meanwhile, Law also faces defeat

at the hands of the Navy G-5 base commander Vergo.

The children are suffering!

Why would you take them away from my warm,

safe lab?

[NAMI (SANJI)] What?

[USOPP] Special Attack! Fire Bird Star!

[BROWNBEARD] I'm gonna smash you!

[CAESAR CLOWN] Gastanet!

That looks bad.

Do you think he's okay?

[BOTH gasp]

[CAESAR CLOWN] Gastanet!

[crash]

[LUFFY] "Shaking Up the New World!

Caesar's Horrendous Experiment!"

[MARINES yelling]

[MARINE A] Open up!

Dammit! We'll never get through!

Hey! Let us in, you bastards!

Return Smoker and Tashigi to us or else!

[pounding]

Hey, uh, those giant slime monster things?

They crawled off, but they might come back, y'know.

Just forget 'em!

Saving Smoker and Tashigi's all that matters right now!

Hey, Caesar! Open up!

[MARINES gasp]

What the--? An airship?

[CHILDREN whining]

[CAESAR CLOWN] Shurorororo!

Come, come, children, follow me!

You're back home now, safe and sound.

Don't ever run off and make me worry like that again.

Yes. Thank you, Master.

Please, Master. Give me the candy now.

[GIRL A] Master! I want the candy!

Give it to me!

[DOLAN] My head hurts so much!

Master! I need the candy!

Of course, children, you can have it right away.

[CHILDREN] Ah!

[CAESAR CLOWN] First things first, you just need to follow

the friendly men in the funny suits back to

the Biscuit Room.

I've left enough candy in there to stuff your bellies full.

Sound good?

I'm going to my science lab now, but I'll see you all very soon.

Everyone behave yourselves and toddle off to your room,

and eat as much of the yummy candy as you want!

[CHILDREN] Yay!

Let's go!

Take us to our room, mister sheep man!

[SUBORDINATE A] Sure, kids, follow me.

[BOY A] To the Biscuit Room!

[GIRL B] Gimme the candy!

All right, listen up.

Once you get them all inside, you lock that door tight.

And don't ever let them get out again.

Or there'll be hell to pay.

[SUBORDINATE B] Of course, sir.

This place. It's scary.

[SUBORDINATE B] Hey!

What's wrong with ya, ya little bra--

Ha. I mean, little princess?

Huh? Is somethin' the matter?

[MOCHA whimpers]

[SUBORDINATE B] Cheer up, now.

Don't ya wanna go back to your room?

Ya better hurry so the other kids

don't eat all the sweet candy.

[MOCHA screams]

[SUBORDINATE B] Whoa! What the--?

[MOCHA crying]

He's a bad guy, okay?

He's gonna put you in that lab and never let you go!

Outta my way!

[USOPP grunts]

[NAMI (SANJI)] Usopp!

[BOY B] Master, give me the candy!

[CHILDREN groaning]

There you go.

Come along, children.

I'll take good care of you.

Don't listen to a word he says!

He's trying to trick you!

Don't you want to go home?

[SUBORDINATES] Securing door!

[MOCHA] No! Let me out, I wanna leave!

[SUBORDINATE C] Huh? Don't be crazy, kid.

It's freezing out there and we're not even

on the ground floor.

Now, go back to your room.

No! Please save me, Nami!

Mocha?

Hey!

Quit slowin' us down, I want the candy!

[MOCHA gasps]

C'mon, that's a good girl. Back to your room now.

Don't ya want candy?

Ya can't get none if ya don't go.

[laughing]

You're scary! You're monsters!

Stay back! Let me go!

I wanna be with the nice lady and her friends

like before!

Is this some kind of punishment for being bad?

I see now!

I should've listened to what they told me!

I'm so sorry! Please help me!

I promise I'll be good!

[SUBORDINATE D] Knock it off! Get away from the door!

[SUBORDINATE C] Dammit! What a royal pain in the ass!

Please save me! I'm sorry!

[yells]

Please, Nami!

Ow!

Can't believe I'm alive.

Poor Sanji's body is all banged up and bloody,

but still.

I'm grateful it's so resilient.

Thanks, Sanji.

I owe you big time.

[gasps] He got the kids!

Usopp!

Hang in there!

Can you hear me?

You brought me back from the brink of death.

Thanks, Sanji.

It's Nami, moron.

Hey!

Try not to sound so disappointed!

Now, c'mon.

Shake it off and get on your feet.

We've gotta save the kids from that creep.

Let's go! Right now, Usopp!

Do you need any milk?

[VERGO] No, the cream here is fine.

You don't have to wait on me hand and foot,

you know.

Perhaps you can tell me what's taking Caesar so long.

[MONET] Your timing couldn't be better.

Shurorororo!

Hello, Vergo.

Sorry for the wait.

[VERGO] Not a problem.

I've been snacking on coffee and cookies.

Strange. Did I eat all the cookies?

[MONET] There were no cookies, just coffee.

Oh, that's right.

I guess I wasn't snacking on cookies.

How much longer until the experiment begins?

Soon, I hope.

Very soon.

Monet. The video, please.

[MONET] Of course.

By the way...

Can't you do something about your men?

I wish you'd keep them on a tighter leash.

Honestly.

I broke into a cold sweat when I realized

Smoker had set foot on my island.

Well. He's like a wild dog.

There's no leash tight enough.

[CAESAR CLOWN] So you say.

But I find that Sea Prism Stone works.

Oh, Law. You look fetching in chains.

So grim.

Shurorororo!

Well, it must've been upsetting to realize

you were helpless against Vergo. Right?

The little deal we struck worked out quite

handsomely for me.

So I'll allow you to stay on my island.

And in exchange, you'll provide my men

with legs.

And I'd like to add one more condition.

You see, simply put, you're more powerful

than I am.

And to be frank, that makes me nervous.

I am the boss of this island, after all.

So if you wish to stay here, I'm gonna need some insurance.

I have no intention of causing you harm.

Whatever you need, I'll do it.

Well then, Law.

How does this sound to you?

I'm sure you noticed my dear secretary Monet

sitting over there.

I will entrust you with her heart.

Monet? Understood?

[MONET] Yes. Fine with me.

And, in exchange,

I hold onto your heart for safekeeping.

What do you say, do we have ourselves a deal?

This way, we both have each other by

the figurative throat.

It ensures that you won't try anything funny,

and allows me to rest easy.

Shurorororo!

[CAESAR CLOWN] It's always a bad idea to put your trust

in others.

Well, you reap what you sow, right?

A tough lesson for you to learn, no doubt.

If you're worried about your heart,

Vergo's taking good care of it.

[LAW yells]

[LUFFY] Hey!

[LAW yells]

I know you're a rather shrewd man,

but you never thought to worry about my secretary.

Needless to say, she's not the woman you thought she was.

And she overheard your entire plan.

[LAW grunts]

Oh, crap! You okay, man? Traffy!

[CAESAR CLOWN] I know exactly what you were plotting

against me.

I'm so disappointed, Law. Really.

Here I had gone and convinced myself

that I had finally found a friend.

So your clever secretary saved your hide, huh?

Well, fine.

I can admit that I should've been wary of her.

That one's on me.

I just didn't expect someone so smart to work

for such a dumbass.

[CAESAR CLOWN growls]

[LAW yells]

Watch what you say to me!

Boorish fool!

You're kind of amazing.

He took your heart and you're still alive?

Undone by your own powers, huh?

That is some record- breaking stupidity.

Pathetic. What the hell'd you do with mine?

[CAESAR CLOWN] Shurorororo!

Oh, do you mean this heart here?

Poor Smo--

[MONET] Master.

I've pulled up the video feed, just as you instructed.

Really?

Luck is on your side, Smoker.

Shurorororo!

All right. Let's see it.

That's candy? It's huge!

This is bad. I know it.

[CAESAR CLOWN] Shurorororo...

Shurorororo!

At long last!

[MARINES chattering]

[MARINE I] Hey!

There's somethin' projected up there!

[MARINE G] The hell's that thing? Where is it?

It looks like...

It's candy! A huge piece of candy!

[MARINE H] Well that's weird.

When'd that video snail get here?

[CAESAR CLOWN] Greetings, unlawful brokers.

Thanks for tuning in.

The show will be starting shortly.

A horde of fragmented Smilies are currently

on route from the Burning Lands.

And soon enough, they will all converge here

at this central point of the Ice Lands.

Upon this happy reunion, they will all merge into one.

When they do, we'll have one lovely Smiley,

huge and deadly.

Then our experiment will begin.

You see, my Smiley,

he's the living incarnation of the toxic H2S gas.

In fact, I've already utilized Smiley once before,

four years ago, to kill this island!

It's some kind of gas monster?

There was one problem with my last test.

Although they were saturated with poison,

my weakened subjects were still able to evacuate.

A true disappointment.

Now, this time, I've devised a helpful remedy.

A bit of a boost.

A special meal to stimulate Smiley's toxic form.

It provides an added effect to his poisonous composition.

One that will transform him into a perfect

weapon of mass destruction!

You're about to witness the birth of a new weapon,

one that I call... Land of the Dead!

[ZORO] They're right behind us!

Is it even possible to outrun these damn things?

[BROOK] It's gaining on us!

[SMILEY roars]

Aw, crap, it looks like it's finished forming

into one blob!

Perchance one of you could explain this beast

to me? What is it?

[ZORO] What difference does it make?

Just keep running!

[BROOK] Huh? Do you guys see that?

Am I hallucinating from fatigue?

Is that a piece of candy?

[SANJI (NAMI)] Seriously, how dumb can this day get?

[ZORO] There's people down there! Beneath it!

[SUBORDINATE E] Master, we have visual of a large,

gelatinous creature.

I've got a feeling it's Smiley.

We're preparing the video.

We'll project the feed onto the fog as planned.

Perfect. Clear the area once you're done.

And you'll want to do it quickly because it's about

to get dangerous out there.

The dragon sled should do the trick.

[SUBORDINATE E gasps]

Something wrong?

[SUBORDINATE E] What is that?

We've got a problem!

There's some chemical melting the sled!

It's completely useless now!

We're stranded!

[DRAGON A growls]

[SUBORDINATE F] How did this even happen?

Where the hell did this chemical come from?

It's eating right through the wood!

[SUBORDINATE E] No! The dragon's running off!

[SUBORDINATE F] It's one catastrophe after another!

[CAESAR CLOWN] What? Oh, my, that's terrible!

Curses!

I'm so worried for your safety!

Not convincing.

Listen to me! You'll have to run for it!

Your suits won't protect you and they'll just

slow you down!

Quickly, take them off!

And then run to the lab!

As fast as you can!

[SUBORDINATE E] What? Well, if you say so!

[SUBORDINATE F] He wants us to take off the suits?

[SUBORDINATE E] Has the Master ever been wrong?

He knows what he's talking about!

Now do as he says!

[SUBORDINATE F] Right!

[SUBORDINATES chattering]

[SUBORDINATE E] Run for it!

[SMILEY growls]

All right. Here's hopin' this works!

[BROOK] What?

There's a huge floating face now!

Is it the ghost of a giant?

Will you quit getting distracted by other crap?

Just focus on running!

My sweet Smiley!

How I have longed to see your face!

After all these years!

[SMILEY growls]

That's right! Oh, Smiley! You remember me!

It's so good to see you again!

There's a special surprise for you,

a delicious snack!

Not yet! Wait, Smiley, hold on!

You must be patient for a moment.

Shurorororo!

There you go, good boy, obey me.

Remember that I'm your master.

Wait! I told you to wait!

You and I have so much catching up to do first.

There was that one time. Remember?

Yes. It was four years ago!

[CAESAR CLOWN yells]

Ah... ah... ah--?

Okay.

Sure, okay, I wanted you to eat it now,

good boy!

[MONET] Yeah, he's not listening to a word you say.

[BROOK] So tired!

[ZORO] Why'd it stop chasing us?

[SMILEY growls]

[CHOPPER] What is that gross thing?

Okay. Now what? It ate the candy.

That's a good boy. Good Smiley.

Shuro! Shurorororo!

It's complete.

Not a living soul can stop him now.

Shurorororo! Shurorororo!

[NARRATOR] Caesar's ultimate poison gas weapon once turned

Punk Hazard into a treacherous land of death.

Now, the murderous substance threatens to swallow everything

whole and plunge the entire island into hopeless torment

while Luffy and friends fight to stay alive.

[LUFFY] On the Next One Piece:

"The Deadliest Weapon of Mass Destruction in History.

Land of the Dead."

I'm gonna be King of the Pirates!