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so

what the hell is that

it's a display you're not building

camelot you're selling beans

you build them up like that who's going

to touch them they're not here for

respect they've got to offer themselves

like it says their offer

a random effect

like this see laying about so people

grab them

understand that'll be the day

had your tea is it good yeah right i

want you to take over on a checker

mrs king thomas i'm telling you any

objections

over there now love your minds

over to the other side now please oh i

bet your old puskas waiting for this

he's not

old thank you pardon he is a bit old

if i like her don't we all

and now it's a tea break oh well she can

just take my money

uh let me help you with that

they can't stand her oh what's her name

nori

they can't stand her any more than i can

yeah well i mean he's the stupendous

giant-sized unrepeatable drag

so

for peace say why why what her why did

you do it take her on well we're sure of

help

you couldn't be natural we were look if

i'd have been here then two girls short

when i took over a single glance that

was all i needed she good at figures and

she's willing

willing they aren't all is there manny

look at that linda she'll be off soon as

spit

no she won't she said so leave linda to

me

yeah that linda's i'll take it

don't you ever boil the water some irons

linda fight your way through the two

loops

well that mickey

trainees they're a new line oh you've

got to watch me figure out

let me do that we just need the stickies

just been talking to all during about

staff oh yeah of changes

i don't think i won you're not wrong

she's so dead gruesome sort of clammy

you ever shake hands with that i've

cleverly avoided it

she's a mistake soon to be put right

june's mistake and june knows it

this soft option june's all right he

needs watching

so

and she smells not dirty just

oh i don't know everybody smells you

just gotta smell good

you smell good oh i need more like you

ah yeah to smell i'll forget the

smelling you know what i mean

i'm not stopping here wait a sec

stump well no me you think this is my

lot

manager here my big ambition realized no

for god's sake i'm using it right way

stores a little man with little ideas

that brightweight billy stuff i ask you

but i can use them

oh experience then i'll really get going

into the big stuff freezer chains

drivings but it all sister

you know i believe you i'm telling you

all this because you're special

all you got to do is stick with me

oh no it's uh it would be her

look at it all over me my shoes my new

skirt

what happened the coffee powder she

knocked it over

i didn't you did stupid clumsy just

looking at a whole big jar

it just fell off i'm so sorry madam let

me help you such a mess everything's

ruined

oh it's not as bad as that what is it

instant coffee it should brush out just

go along with the mrs king

you and a temper was that it no mr

grimlow

because i had to speak to you oh banging

things about

oh never just stay clumsy

i thought it would brush out

no charge madam i insist and try this

coffee it's our own brand

i think you'll like it do come again

soon

mr grindy's got his own ideas about

things

i mean it's quite right he should have

them yeah

so we've all got a try but i'm a bit

quicker

yes i know dear but it's the customers

we got to try and make it nice for them

but it is nice i mean us we've got to be

friendly and bright

yeah why don't you

make something of yourself fold yourself

you know

looks like your face a bit like the

other girls

come on why not looks funny

but what do you think it looks like

just try smile at people

do what he wants what

mr grimly wants me to smile will you

make an effort

yeah yeah

don't leave anything mickey do you hear

me i want that top shelf cleared

it's a rubbish dump up there

june

look what she's done to herself yeah i

know well i did suggest you suggested

that no

of course not

she wouldn't take telling me

thank you

i thought

a dog it must have been there there is

no dog

come on out all right no trouble

come round to the other side mickey

do you ever know what you're doing

anywhere

do you

did you at school what do they say about

you

makes no effort does not try is that

what they said

oh i was never absent i can guess what

they said

didn't they say uh you'll never keep a

job noreen

because if they did they were right and

what about your parents eh

sorry dad i just got a push for being

lazy and clumsy

and generally useless what's he gonna

say to that eh

make him stand up and cheer will it he

can't say anything

why not he's dead oh

no yes he is when i was little

what about your mother she's sick a lot

you can't who says i can't not after

that

i don't want her here get onto personnel

i'd love a seat oh why not it's always

for staff problems

mr grimly what there was something that

made me jump

an animal something like that it must

have been

now you are lying there was

have i got to go

at least not on the checkout

here gotcha oh that girl the funny one

i'm not getting shot of anybody i need

more stuff

shove that bright white mince up on the

corner here make them try

you tried it why you try it

you like your job oh it's all right

you must take all the things he says to

you don't you care

i'll tell you if he says those things to

me don't mean um no

i don't mind a bit of yelling what that

means stuff

calling grimly's a pig don't say that

listen no why something miserable you've

left school you don't have to take it

you just walk out of here anytime you

want i don't want to

yeah it's bad in that girl

what there's a badness there you got

best watch out look do you mind

why don't you try him with a different

brand try ours it's cheaper he wouldn't

have it

don't believe the commercials he knows

the label

where are you what i'm going to do

there's such a thing as good management

look i told you last night oh she's got

into your master plan

leave it out will ya what about tonight

i don't know my other friends

not a ken it's the animal what animal

yes listen it's there the armor shelves

nothing well it was there

what do you suggest it was i don't know

she wasn't anywhere near

a cat a monkey

whatever it was it just conveniently

melted away

perhaps it was bright way billy personal

appearance however

but he had better not do it again had he

pick him up

she didn't touch that shelf of course

she did i was watching

you need specs come on

this one's the same

never seen this before look at the bacon

salt like chews here what could have

done

it faulty seals the edges have split

apart must be a dead batch

all have to go back

oh you don't think i did batch i said

oh dear was it that animal do you think

what animal there is no animal what

animal

has she got any idea she better tell us

you know

i don't know right why billy

that was a joke i saw it

what well i think i did just for a

second

what was it oh i'm not sure

where it rained

in behind there

mickey mickey

shine it under again see anything

no make sure

nothing all right

no sign no goblins no

no you better come out

let's get this one back

it must have gone yeah it must have

how big was it um

but

i didn't really say but you saw its

color

sort of brownish

furry i suppose so

it wasn't like this by any chance

how could it be oh bright way billy it

couldn't

we just said that all right break it up

let's get some words down

let's get this

what

is

well when will he be back

mr liver said it's in my ass for isn't

it

i see i see

no no no there's no message it's just

too complicated to explain that's why

just tell him will you say it's very

urgent

you've got my name mr grimly

g-r-i-n all right

that's really great i'm doing all i can

well it's not enough

is it mine love have you met mr libisage

oh he's very nice he's one of the

old-fashioned sort you know very

considerate

i remember i was at the portland wave

branch once and we had a bit of pinching

going on right here

and he comes down oh shut up

you're gonna get away with it no you are

or that scene just now

she got excited excited she

started it raving and screaming

everybody off you mean you everybody you

most of all in such a state wouldn't you

go

all right all right trying to make out

some kind of linda linda linda

listen to me i saw inside the chase

there was something wrong so the sooner

we get somebody down from head office

the better right

right

mickey

mick are you finished over there not

quite

naughty billy

it's all it was

the top must have come off

but that wouldn't do it that wouldn't be

enough to

it was a trick what

philly's trick on us

stop colleen stop us saying things like

that

can't you see she makes it happen

i just said it's pillow oh yeah it

is billy

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why don't you shut up

mickey get a glass of water i'll feel

right now

mickey get some water yeah

listen this has got to stop i don't know

how she does it but she does it that's

what i

really know

it's on me goblin

brightway stores manager speaking oh

yeah mr liversich

uh yeah i got this problem and it's a

bit unusual

well better to cash just

yeah i think that would be best if you

can find the time mister liver said i

mean

i can't handle it but uh it's who do we

are there for mrs brownlow

no wasn't anything a false alarm i don't

know if people get upset so easily

today yeah everything's quiet at the

moment

but i'd be grateful if you could get

over here

what is it what is it tell me

i was in there oh god

let me go

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so

uh

oh mr message how do mrs king nice to

see him

um

no i think we'll have the door shut if

it will

stick to memory when on earth we got

here i don't know

when i heard those screams coming

through on my phone i realized

that you were not exaggerating did you

find the young lady

linda well i went round and wear dicks

but she cleared out well

well she's got parents down in brighton

so maybe she's gone down there

you're concerned about it but she's a

good worker

so you value her yes

very sensible yes

so if she thought she'd found some some

creature

out there in the toilet she probably had

i don't know well it's something most

people wouldn't be mistaking it huh

i would have said so but myself i'd have

sworn i saw something moving in the

freezer yet

i didn't actually see it i suppose it's

not a question of just plain

rodent infestation might already no this

is a clean shot

of course

this young girl i think i saw her just

now what's her name laurie hey

oh 16 17. and you think she may be in

something

i honestly don't see how yet it's it's

just this feeling

i'll have a little chat with them well

you won't get much change she's dead

thick

not your choice i'd take it no if you

want the case history i'll just know

well send her in no no

uh is that a coffee bar across the lane

yeah but it's a bit well i don't think

you'd like it i don't know

how do you like it coffee

oh i don't like it i mean lots of milk

yeah two coffees here please one very

milky one back

you from the head office that's right

what are they going to do with me

do i look that threatening why should i

i don't know that's myself i just want

to ask your opinion

i'm personnel manager and i like to meet

the personnel starting with you

and hear about this mysterious animal

oh fillet huh right right pilly

oh no i don't mean no it's a it's a joke

it's what we call the animal mr grimly

said it

did it yeah he says funny things

he's a clever young job

yeah ambitious

yeah you're lucky to have such a good

horse yeah

now let's get back to this billy like

most young girls i expect you're

interested in animals

know a bit about him yeah

what do you think he is well i don't

know i

just saw him for a second well nobody

else saw him

i was lucky

you know what i'd like you to do to show

me exactly where he was

maybe have that coffee please

are we all hurting got your bits and

pieces in

yes just a few things now it's home to a

bit of peace and quiet

lucky you see you in the morning great

sir night draws

excuse me you going yeah you finished

yeah good night

now my dear you show me where you were

standing

that was when we found the bacon

apparently

and then you got a glimpse or something

billy exactly where

um sort of

you got him behind maybe i can't see

where there's no gap well he did

uh-huh the next mr grimly found him in

the freezer

enjoying the sub-zero temperature

he got out of there nobody saw him i saw

where did he go he went running

along there under the bottom shelves

between the cans of cooking oil

not much from there in this crate of

kitchen salt

he couldn't get through there well he

did well saw it mrs king

no sure crusher any customers

no one i saw him i did so

well perhaps you made a mistake

things seen through the corner of your

eye can be very deceptive

reflections moving

i do know

billy that'll do nothing

billy billy that's enough

there's nothing there nothing's gonna

happen it's time that we were going

now where did you put your coat ah here

it is

billy

foreign

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so

oh billy that's naughty look what he's

done that billy that's enough

stop it

i think he's gone

aren't you frightened she never is

maureen did you see him that time

no did you

can i go i'm tired i mean mum will be

wondering

help her

a poltergeist i'm sure you mean a

a spook oh don't go with that it's a lot

more complicated

i remember a case or just donkey's years

ago there was a house and there were

noises in it

thumps and knocking and whatnot and then

furniture moving and things flying about

yeah i remember reading something

but this was one i knew and the cause of

it all was a

young kid a boy that time oh

things happened and he was there and

when he wasn't they didn't he knew he

was doing it

they sort of do and they don't she does

she does now

what about the animal you heard it

scratching and breathing all part of it

all that and it's building up you know

it's worse tonight quite a performance

pow i couldn't begin to think better to

us why

then why i'd hazard a while guys well

come on love

huh she's in love with you haven't you

noticed

oh sick oh i don't know

if she thinks i could ever possibly

contemplate

you really think that sex it's a pretty

powerful force not always under

conscious control at the best of times i

know that

i'm sure you do but her

in her case oh very very wrong

like something coming undone

forgive me i mean the personality i'll

get rid of her no

not just like that why not the cruelest

thing you can do i wouldn't answer the

consequences

to her of course to her

i can't have her here how can i i mean

if this thing carries on and the press

get hold of it do you want that well you

didn't help matters calling it bright

way billy

oh my god one of our chairman's happier

inventions

she's got to go oh wait a minute she's

going hold on

this kid's in a hell of a mess she needs

help and she's going to get it from you

too

not me not me ambitious young lad aren't

you grimly

nothing's going to stick to you well it

can you know with words like lacking an

insight and compassion

not recommended for top managerial

what do you suggest keep her here

give her work in the stock room here

quiet and busy out of people's way

no audience if this thing carries on

i'll deal with it

but just know it's up to you be kind to

her

just kind that's all

i'll do my best tell the others set it

up

that's a good lead

here we are love this message on

the show we're not coming out oh no

let's see what you can do oh i know the

sugar

unpack those and put the bags on the

shelves yes mrs king

take your time yeah we never done that

before

it's a new idea

remember what i told you

i don't like good movie miss king

everyone's been so nice to me

well why not well i didn't think they

would be

you haven't done anything wrong love

i might thought i encourage billy

me okay i hope you spell one of them

jobs who do i see

oh they're still going are they

um you've got to see mr grimly the

manager

this way

can you manage those they're heavy so

why is screen light

take it easy yes

this young lady has come about a job oh

yes

part-time if possible

you'd better come into the office

you're dead i better warn you from the

start the cash isn't so great

that doesn't matter it's something to do

really

barry out all day your husband

of course

thanks uh you mind a fast smell no not

at all

excuse me uh do you keep answered

so i thought no harm in making a bit on

the side

a bit on the side it's always nice yeah

can't get enough of it i reckon money i

mean

these days let me take a curve

oh you've got colored hair

really billy

billy billy

hmm

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get out of here don't come back ever

mr liversage i had to do it i had no

choice

it was a question of customer safety you

wait till you see

the damage the mess i was on a point of

calling the police

well you didn't no no i'm glad you were

able to manage

where did you know have you got a home

address

right give it to me

right now i want to treat this as a

medical matter

if you mean getting her put away i

couldn't agree more somebody ought to do

it and quick

get that ketchup off the walls it stains

don't yell

you'll work out your notice and i mean

work keep at it

well it's not normal is it for a man to

sit like that night after night

just gazing at the telly i think really

be best if i got him at tonic

i heard that funny girl brought some

wild thing in oh no no no no i

said didn't i i could see the badness in

there

she's gone now oh well i time too

people don't like upsets in the shop

they won't come it's all over well i

gotta come here see to get this for him

he won't have no other good uh have you

uh

joined our christmas club yet oh

what's that

there didn't you hear it

she must have left it behind not

possible

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look hey she's there

ah but we better clear the shop

food never mind about that you'll

get a replacement

ah i saw the light in your office on

i've been trying to find the girl

i went around her house she's there

well in a coffee bar look

smash the window yes

this time i nearly did call the police

but what are we charging we're sitting

still

i'll go

come on

i've just been around your house hoping

to find you

the doctor who's there dr casey isn't it

looking in on her mother

he hadn't heard about you

he'd love to see her

i'm okay young people have their

troubles

for most of them it's no worse than

paws that give them spots on their faces

but perhaps once in a while once in a

very long while

much more gets blocked and then

something

erupts and tears loose

don't understand i think you do

i mean what you say is

billy

i want you to come with me we'll have a

chat with dr casey

maureen will you

my car's parked just around the corner

please

all right better idea

just wait here until i come back

promise

i'm going to find our doctor i'm him

back here he's got to see this

meanwhile don't do anything just keep an

eye on her

and try to stay out of her sight

my little friend

there is nobody at you look at it look

at it

you do all this and you're going for it

say you did it

you're mad you're a mad fowler

ah

he loved me really he took me by the end

you