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So you guys will not believe the screenshots that I just got.

My boyfriend, Brandon, is on a vacation in Hawaii right now at a bachelor

trip. And my friend, who's there as well, just sent me the most insane

screenshots.

I know he's cheating on me and I have the proof. So look at these. It's

absolutely insane.

and worst of all he's not even answering any of my texts just completely ignoring

me but i know he's gonna check my snapchat story so hi brandon you

i

know

this is terrible but he's so cute i've always kind of had like a mini crush on

him i don't know what should i do he's the one who texted me

but brandon would absolutely lose his mind if he found out that i was texting

him but maybe that's a good thing okay sorry i need to get dressed

because i might have um invited him over oh

my god i'm so nervous

I'm not normally like this. I don't do stuff like this. But hey, Brandon is out

there cheating on me.

And I just want to hang out with one of his old friends. You know, just really

casual.

Nothing crazy.

But I definitely am putting on a slutty casual outfit.

What do we do, guys?

Hey! What's up?

How are you? Oh my god, I can't believe you're here.

Thank you so much for coming.

Yeah, nice place.

Yeah, isn't it nice?

Nice little studio.

Jordan actually used to live in the same building.

Are you serious?

Yeah, I thought you were in the same room he was. Small world, can you

imagine? He actually lived here.

Yeah. How have you been? It's been so long.

Oh my god, yeah. I don't know, I just finished school.

Nice.

Yeah, not a bunch now. I'm trying to find a job.

Yeah. Well, I totally forgot that you and Brandon were even, like, connected.

I, like... Yeah, I mean, we were, like, best friends in school. Like, we both

played rugby, so... But, yeah, we had a... He's such a fucking asshole, and,

like... Yeah, no shit. He's the worst person in the world. Yeah. He's fun to

be around, but it gets to a point, and, like...

I don't know.

We just had, like, a big argument, and I didn't care to, like, try and, like...

Mend. Yeah, mend the relationship, so... But, yeah, I can't fucking believe that.

Those texts are, like, so incriminating.

Isn't that insane? And the fact that he's, like, so blatant.

It's, like, it's so obvious what you're doing.

I feel like he's doing it on purpose.

Yeah, who said he was?

It was Kyle.

Yeah, I know. Well, of course he's going to have my back, but I just, I don't

even know what to do this way. I just want like distraction.

I just don't even want to think about it because he's just such an asshole.

He still hasn't texted you? No. He's watching my stories though.

The fuck? Yeah, he knows he's cooked.

He knows. He absolutely knows.

He's like freaking out.

I hope he's freaking out. What an asshole.

And that you're like...

Totally exposing him online.

I mean, it's, like, due time for that. Like, I feel like everyone, like, has

wanted to call him out.

Exactly. And can you imagine if he saw that you were with me right now?

I know. Did he... You posted that I was coming over, right? I thought I saw

that.

Maybe. Is that bad?

I mean, fuck him. I don't care. Fuck him. I just want him to... I don't know.

I just kind of want him to freak out a bit. Is that bad?

He deserves to freak out.

No, he should. I feel like this is the perfect little, uh, revenge.

But, yeah, what do you, uh, what do you want to do? I literally have the entire

day free, so.

Oh, my God. My hero.

Well,

do you want to just, like, sit on the bed and just watch, like, a show or

something? I'd love a distraction to just, like.

Yeah, I'm down. Yeah?

Cool.

I couldn't find any of the waters, but I found, like, a flavor town.

Aww, you're so cute!

Is this one of those fucking insects?

These are so funny.

Filming everything.

We need everything recorded.

It's kind of crazy that we're hanging out like a low

key. Kind of had a crush on you.

Yeah, in school.

Is that crazy?

No, it's not crazy.

I don't know. And when I saw that post, I was like, maybe this is my chance.

Because I've been chronically single for like three years. Oh, really?

Yeah.

Thanks again for hanging out.

It's been fun. Thank you for coming over.

I feel like you really changed my day.

I was really going crazy there for a second.

Yeah, well, glad I could help.

And I know when we were talking earlier that you said you might have had a crush

on me before.

You know what I mean? They don't go away that easy.

But I mean, if I'm being honest, I may have had a crush on you as well.

For how long?

I don't know how long.

Long enough where Brandon was a bit upset whenever I brought your name up,

so. And since he's no longer in the picture anymore, I thought,

you know.

We could take advantage of the moment.

What do you think?

Hell yeah.

Hell yeah?

I can't believe we're doing this right now.

You know I've always... I just wondered what you look like down there. Does it

sound bad?

No.

Oh my god.

I think at this point, I'm kind of glad you cheeped on me.

Oh, yeah.

It's all for me.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, my God. What if we filmed this?

What if we filmed this right now?

Yeah, I mean... Send it to Brandon.

I mean... Fuck you, Brandon.

I can't, man.

Like this

His

dick is amazing.

Can you believe it look at this?

he's gonna love that oh

i

know right What a

fucking loser.

Did you think this was going to happen when you came over?

Yeah.

I got a good dream.

inside of me yeah should we find out

definitely think we should

find out

I'm already so... I've been dreaming about this for a while.

I don't think I'm used to a deck this big.

I'm exhausted.

How are you not?

He's ready to keep going. I'm like, dude, this shit's going to get fucking

leaked.

be a resolution.

Much better than friends.

Good.

Thank you.